Imagine Finding This on HIS Phone!!

Bunnie, Meme, Hailee, and Jaime are together this week, and before the snooping begins, they take it way back to their first jobs—from greasy Fatburger shifts and chaotic nights at Walmart to tiny hometown ice cream shops and working security at a concert venue. Then y’all’s confessions take over, and once again, going through somebody’s phone proves to be a dangerous game. They get into what happens when you start checking phones, digging through drawers, and searching old iClouds—and find WAY more than you ever wanted to know. We’re talking secret hookups, explicit photos and videos, hidden porn stashes, parents’ Polaroids, questionable toys, unexpected fetishes, secret lingerie, and some discoveries that can never be unseen. There are also fake Facebook and Instagram accounts, hidden OnlyFans activity, exes being watched from the shadows, and people living entire secret lives behind their partner’s back. Between the dirty jokes and absolute WTF moments, the gang gets real about cheating, gaslighting, trusting your gut, and knowing when it’s time to stop searching for answers and just walk away. And because you never really know what somebody is going through behind closed doors, the episode ends with an important reminder to check on your people—even the ones who seem like they’re doing just fine. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:11Bunnie XO?

  Is this thing on? Hello friends, welcome back to another episode of Dump Block Podcast, actually.

• 0:22Bunnie XO?

  I thought we were doing Ass Talk Confess again, but it's alright. You guys already know it all fucking blends together anyways. But anyways, yeah, welcome back, baby. We're here, we're fucking thriving, we're a little bit better than we were last episode, I think.

• 0:35Speaker 01

  Way better.

• 0:36Bunnie XO?

  I think the last episode reinvigorated us.

• 0:39Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 0:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  Great word.

• 0:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. You guys, we're going to fucking see Suicide Boys. I can't wait. I'm so excited. And you know what? I hope Scrim's wife is there. I want to meet her so bad. Yeah, I want to meet Sage. Because she's so pregnant and I want to rub her belly. Like, oh my goodness, yeah.

• 0:57Speaker 01

  I remember my first time seeing them.

• 0:58Bunnie XO?

  Oh my god, they're so good. Like, so good. They really fucking put on a great show. And they're the sweetest guys, dude. Like, I heard Ruby has this kid on tour too, so I think that's sweet. And I think that, yeah, and I think that Sage is with them too. So I'll be really excited to meet the whole crew and see them again.

• 1:15Speaker 02

  Probably gonna cry again.

• 1:16Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  You cried?

• 1:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19Speaker 01

  When you met them, you cried?

• 1:21Speaker 02

  After.

• 1:21Bunnie XO?

  Afterwards, she did. She shed a tear.

• 1:23Speaker 01

  Oh my god, I literally thought you were like in the room sobbing.

• 1:26Bunnie XO?

  No, no. She played it cool. She played it cool. And then after we walked out is when she was like, yeah, it was funny.

• 1:35Speaker 03

  Ruby complimented her shirt.

• 1:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 1:37Speaker 01

  What were you wearing?

• 1:40Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Name one Misfit song.

• 1:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we're all, I know.

• 1:51Bunnie XO?

  No, I love it. But yeah, we're excited. So it's gonna be hella fun. Can't wait.

• 1:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, and Lore, it's, how many used to work at the venue that they're gonna be playing at?

• 2:01Speaker 03

  That's like my first job ever, is that venue. I used to, I checked tickets there and did security. It'd be fun to go back.

• 2:08Speaker 01

  What was your first job?

• 2:09Speaker 02

  I worked at a little ice cream shop in my hometown.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  I know that.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  Was it like a down home, like, kinda ice cream shop? Like a family owned, a little?

• 2:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, little hole in the wall, literally.

• 2:20Speaker 01

  Favorite ice cream?

• 2:21Speaker 02

  I love Superman. Like, that's some Midwest shit.

• 2:25Bunnie XO?

  I never even heard of it. Kinda like Moose Tracks.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  What was your first job?

• 2:33Bunnie XO?

  Fat Burger.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  Fat Burger.

• 2:35Bunnie XO?

  And to this day, I am a fat, I'm loyal.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  You did the other day.

• 2:38Bunnie XO?

  Loyal to the soil, baby. I love Fat Burger over In-N-Out any fucking day.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  Really? I never had a Fat Burger.

• 2:43Bunnie XO?

  Oh my god, next time you're in LA, yes, we'll go. I promise you, it is way better than In-N-Out.

• 2:48Speaker 01

  I've tried it.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  I like the colors better.

• 2:50Bunnie XO?

  I think we need to do it one more time.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  We didn't have it warm, right?

• 2:53Bunnie XO?

  Fresh. Yeah, we had it fucking.

• 2:55Speaker 01

  On the plane, I thought.

• 2:56Bunnie XO?

  Something, but yeah, you have to have it fresh. And it is a game changer. You will crave those burgers.

• 3:01Speaker 03

  Were you working the drive thru or up front?

• 3:03Bunnie XO?

  I did the drive thru. I fucking did it all. I made fries, I cooked burgers.

• 3:06Speaker 02

  You made fries?

• 3:07Bunnie XO?

  I did it all.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  You cooked burgers?

• 3:09Bunnie XO?

  I made shakes.

• 3:12Bunnie XO?

  Our shake machine was never broke, alright?

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Damn, the shade.

• 3:18Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, it was fun. And I think that lasted like two weeks.

• 3:21Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  You worked there for a while.

• 3:26Bunnie XO?

  And then I realized that fucking fast food was not for me. People who can work fast food, I fucking love you and I appreciate you. I couldn't do it, dude. I was sliding around on the grease floors. Like, it was scary. It's scary back there. Like, yeah.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  No way, I've never.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  What was your first job?

• 3:40Speaker 01

  Walmart.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Oh, I used to work at Walmart too.

• 3:42Speaker 01

  Did you? What did you do?

• 3:44Speaker 03

  I stocked the shelves. Second shift. Second shift.

• 3:46Speaker 01

  Oh, I was, I was at the customer service. I returned things.

• 3:50Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Let me just tell you, sketchy motherfuckers.

• 3:54Bunnie XO?

  Oh, don't return anything.

• 3:55Speaker 01

  I worked in Fairfield, or no, sorry, I worked in Vacaville, California. And it was not the best Walmart. And they got really tricky with the returns. Like, I remember I got pulled in and yelled that one time because I returned a, what I thought was a sealed, like, game. And the motherfuckers had peeled it open on the bottom, took it out, took the game, and then put a piece of cardboard, like a heavy piece of cardboard in.

• 4:18Bunnie XO?

  That was an old hustle.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  And then, yeah, then like lit it and like resealed it. And I really like looked when I returned that. And they're like, no, you have, you like have to really, really, really look. And they showed me all the signs of why it was fake. And opened it right in front of me. I was like, damn. I did watch one of the employees get arrested though. She had been doing card fraud.

• 4:36Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  So she would take people, this was fucking genius.

• 4:40Bunnie XO?

  Down at the Wally World.

• 4:41Speaker 01

  She like really thought this out because she would take people from the long lines and be like, I'll check you out over at jewelry. Come over here, but I have to take your card from you and slide it over here. And she would just take a picture of their card and slide it.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  Didn't that, that one person do that at Starbucks?

• 4:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, people, a lot of people do that.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  Yes, she was literally just like pulling the card over. She took a picture of it. And then she would just go on spending sprees online. I literally watched like DA walk in, full suits, walk straight to the jewelry counter, put her in handcuffs and walk her out. And I was like homies with her. She was so sweet.

• 5:16Bunnie XO?

  It's always the ones you don't think.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  I would have never guessed it was her.

• 5:19Bunnie XO?

  No, credit card fraud, they don't play with that shit, man.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  And they, and they watch you in Walmart, like the security cameras, like, I, cause when I worked there, I'd walk by the security, like, office and they watch. And I don't know, they actually have people like who work there just roaming, looking like shoppers, who are look, who look like they're shoppers, but they're watching you because they know you're gonna steal. And they've already pulled, pulled up the video from the last time you were in stealing. So they won't get you the first time, but they keep that track. And then they find out your pattern and they get your, get you.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  I wanted to be loss prevention so bad until one of the girls was like, I got flat knocked out by a man. And I said, no, she waited till, you know, you have to wait till they go outside the door. She got out and she was like, hey, you're gonna have to come with me. He turned around and just fucking took her out. She just flatlined.

• 6:06Speaker 03

  What'd he take? Do you remember?

• 6:07Speaker 01

  Uh, no.

• 6:09Bunnie XO?

  Probably like some Hostess cupcakes or something like that. Burgers will die for some cheap shit. They don't care. They're not going to jail.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  No, that was, I wanted that so bad. But the way I've been hit by loss prevention a couple of times with people following me, they're very noticeable. They never have a cart with them, majority of the time.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  They have a hat.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:27Bunnie XO?

  It's crazy. They're very easy to point out in Target.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  Target one, Target, they use to step up their game.

• 6:32Bunnie XO?

  I got in trouble. The first thing I ever stole was at Target.

• 6:36Speaker 01

  Really?

• 6:36Bunnie XO?

  It was a Van Halen CD.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  Oh, and they get you.

• 6:40Speaker 01

  Where'd you put it?

• 6:41Bunnie XO?

  I don't remember. I don't remember.

• 6:43Speaker 02

  I used to steal earrings from Claire's. That was my shit.

• 6:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 6:46Speaker 01

  Earrings from Claire's. Mine was makeup from Walmart.

• 6:50Speaker 03

  I never stole.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  No, what I would, okay, cause I had like a cartilage. And I didn't wanna buy like a pack that had like double of everything. So I'd literally be like looking at them and I'd like take off the backs and just like let it drop. And then I'd switch out earrings.

• 7:03Bunnie XO?

  The rush from stealing stuff is like, I love it.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  You would switch out your nasty ass earring and put it in there?

• 7:10Speaker 02

  No, ones from other packs. So I would get more for my money. I actually think I did buy it. That definitely wasn't stealing.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  I could totally afford it. It was the rush.

• 7:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Well, I couldn't. I was on the streets, fucking homeless, run away. That's how I fucking survived is I would steal. I wrote about it in the book. I would steal clothes from Dillers and then go sell them to the attic in Las Vegas. And I would, they would, dude, they knew we were stealing shit.

• 7:36Speaker 01

  I was gonna say, I feel like they knew you were.

• 7:38Bunnie XO?

  They would give us so much money. I was walking around with so much money, like as a kid, that it shouldn't have never even happened, but whatever. Alright, so we're gonna continue on with our topic of snooping. What happened when you snooped and you shouldn't have been snooping? Cause we're all guilty of it. Alright, I'm gonna kick this one off because I got some good ones. You guys have been just, man, I think you guys love Ass Talk Confess because.

• 8:07Speaker 01

  You guys be sending some crazy stories. Even when we don't ask, you guys be sending some cool ass stories.

• 8:14Bunnie XO?

  Alright, this one is fucking, this one is diabolical.

• 8:18Speaker 01

  Oh no.

• 8:19Bunnie XO?

  It's diabolical, okay. Oh my god. Oh, son of a bitch, I fucking hit the wrong thing. Okay. Oh my god. I am super terrible for this. Yes, sis, you are. I still feel guilty to this day. I was seeing somebody that was way more into me.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  There's a spider on the.

• 8:39Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  It's crawling towards my face.

• 8:44Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 8:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, no.

• 8:46Bunnie XO?

  Is it big?

• 8:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:50Bunnie XO?

  Oh yeah, that little guy. Looks like a ladybug. It might jump. Be careful.

• 8:54Speaker 02

  It looks like a jumping bug.

• 8:55Bunnie XO?

  Hi, mate, you're the man. You're a man. Come get this.

• 9:01Speaker 01

  No, hold on.

• 9:08Bunnie XO?

  Kill it.

• 9:08Speaker 02

  Do it.

• 9:09Bunnie XO?

  Your cats, your cats kill, your cats kill fucking spiders, bro.

• 9:14Speaker 02

  Oh my god, kill it.

• 9:16Bunnie XO?

  Hi, mate, stop. Stop caressing the fucking spider and kill it, dude. Okay, it's not your friend.

• 9:22Speaker 03

  Okay, I didn't kill it.

• 9:23Bunnie XO?

  Flush it.

• 9:31Speaker 01

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• 12:14Bunnie XO?

  That was scary. It was coming from my face.

• 12:17Speaker 01

  I would freak out though, because like right here and it's like looking at you.

• 12:20Bunnie XO?

  Right here and it's literally going up the mic. Not into it.

• 12:27Bunnie XO?

  No, I'm okay, guys. Can't do it.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  God, my shorts are like in my vagina.

• 12:31Bunnie XO?

  It's because you got railed. Swollen.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  I told them about it, Jason. I said it was the helmet.

• 12:39Bunnie XO?

  She said it was hot.

• 12:40Speaker 01

  It was. And then he just picked me up on my throat. All right. And then slamming against the door.

• 12:45Bunnie XO?

  All right, you guys ready? I know that RV was just clanking, just fucking clanking, dude.

• 12:52Speaker 01

  It was.

• 12:53Bunnie XO?

  Not obvious at all.

• 12:54Speaker 01

  Yeah. You know what?

• 12:55Bunnie XO?

  Sounded like an old bed spring, you know?

• 12:58Speaker 03

  Like that old scene in Joe Dirt, remember?

• 13:01Speaker 01

  That was me.

• 13:02Bunnie XO?

  If the trailers are rocking, don't come a-knocking. All right, here we go. Ready? Oh, my God. I am super terrible for this. Yes, you are, my love. I still feel guilty to this day. I was seeing somebody that was way more into me than I was into him. I should have cut it off, but I liked the attention. One time, I was laying in bed with him. The person I was super into hit me up, so I snuck out while he was sleeping and slept with this other guy. He ended up finishing in me. I went back to his place to fall asleep and I woke up to him going down on me.

• 13:34Speaker 01

  Oh, he ate out the other dude's cum.

• 13:39Bunnie XO?

  You didn't pee after sex? I mean, the cum still drips out of you.

• 13:44Speaker 01

  You don't drip like a jellyfish for the day after?

• 13:46Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I do. I fucking just nonstop leak.

• 13:48Speaker 01

  All day.

• 13:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I don't be doing that.

• 13:53Bunnie XO?

  Your fucking, your fucking boom is like a web then.

• 13:57Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 14:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah. All right, well.

• 14:04Speaker 01

  Touche.

• 14:06Bunnie XO?

  What she said. Oh, yeah. Okay, I got it. But yeah, if a dude comes inside of you, you're literally leaking for a good 24 hours.

• 14:14Speaker 01

  Dropping jellyfish all day.

• 14:16Bunnie XO?

  Not over here, but okay.

• 14:19Speaker 01

  Jellyfish is crazy.

• 14:20Bunnie XO?

  Damn. Um, the fact that she let that dude eat her out, though, come on. That's wrong.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  That was really rude.

• 14:27Bunnie XO?

  Fuck.

• 14:31Bunnie XO?

  Like, dude.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  And he comes up, he's like, what was that?

• 14:34Bunnie XO?

  He's like, damn, tangy.

• 14:38Bunnie XO?

  You eating some salty? But bitch, you didn't shower?

• 14:42Speaker 01

  I know.

• 14:42Bunnie XO?

  Like, you fucking went home, just crawled into bed?

• 14:45Speaker 01

  But he would have known, though. Like, he'd be like, why are you showering in the middle of the night if she snuck out?

• 14:49Bunnie XO?

  Then don't be with him. But don't let the dude throw you in. Another man's cum is so gross. Like, that's, that's diabolical.

• 14:57Speaker 03

  That's, that would send me into a spiral. I don't know what I would, I would freak out.

• 15:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's just wrong.

• 15:03Speaker 03

  It's like the same as, I don't know, like someone.

• 15:06Bunnie XO?

  And listen, we've all done some fucking weird shit. Not that, but.

• 15:08Speaker 01

  Not that.

• 15:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. All right, who's next?

• 15:12Speaker 01

  Jaime's going.

• 15:15Bunnie XO?

  Let's go, Jaime. Did you finally get some DMs?

• 15:17Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 15:17Bunnie XO?

  Let's fucking go. People listen.

• 15:20Speaker 03

  I snooped on my ex and found him replying to Craigslist trans hookup ads.

• 15:25Bunnie XO?

  God, I miss Craigslist.

• 15:28Bunnie XO?

  I fucking miss Craigslist so much.

• 15:32Speaker 01

  Missed connections?

• 15:33Speaker 03

  I felt so bad and didn't want to embarrass him, so I never told them what I found. I broke up with him and saying it was for another reason.

• 15:42Bunnie XO?

  Okay, well, okay.

• 15:44Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, that was kind of nice. I was like, you kind of.

• 15:46Speaker 03

  That's sweet.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  She's, but she did snoop and found out a little, little too much.

• 15:51Bunnie XO?

  She's a better woman than I am. I'd have had to been like, hey, man, listen, I'm not batting for the team you like. So just want to let you know that I know. I'm not shaming you, love you, but I gotta go, you know?

• 16:02Speaker 01

  I get it.

• 16:03Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. All right, who's next? Keep them rolling, guys. Keep them rolling. There you go.

• 16:09Speaker 02

  I had a feeling my baby daddy was cheating on me, so I looked through his phone and immediately regretted it. He was tying off his little dick with rubber bands and taking pictures of it in my kitchen and sending the pictures to different women. My kids' toys were also in the background. So I wonder if he was into small penis humiliation and he was paying these girls to degrade his dick.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  What's the rubber band for?

• 16:36Speaker 03

  It makes it look big.

• 16:38Speaker 02

  It makes it bulge a little bit more.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  Bumps it up.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:41Speaker 03

  It's like giving your dick a pump.

• 16:42Speaker 02

  How do you know, Jaime?

• 16:43Speaker 03

  Because I know this stuff. I never did it.

• 16:44Bunnie XO?

  That's what they have cock rings for, too.

• 16:46Speaker 03

  That's what, yeah.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  Oh, I get the cock ring thing. I didn't know about rubber bands.

• 16:49Speaker 03

  It swells it up, so it gets bigger.

• 16:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Ew, can you imagine just a little chicken nugget, just swollen, a little red chicken nugget?

• 16:58Bunnie XO?

  Chicken nugget?

• 16:59Speaker 01

  I don't think I like that.

• 17:00Bunnie XO?

  I don't want to think of that.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:06Speaker 02

  Speaking of chicken, last night, we were at Barstool and some table, some section ordered a platter of chicken tenders. We're across the bar, and Brain goes, I'm gonna go steal a chicken tender. And he goes to some people's thing and just takes a chicken tender.

• 17:25Speaker 01

  No fucking way.

• 17:27Bunnie XO?

  That is so funny.

• 17:28Speaker 01

  They got it. What a gangster, bro.

• 17:31Bunnie XO?

  That is so funny.

• 17:32Speaker 01

  I love my brother so much.

• 17:33Bunnie XO?

  I always wanted to do a skit where you go into a restaurant and you just walk up to random people and ask them if you can have a bite of their food.

• 17:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, right? Because I thought they'd be like, what? And they wouldn't say no.

• 17:44Bunnie XO?

  If somebody asked me, I'd be like, just get another fork. I'd say, get another fork, and I'll give, I'll give you a bite, you know?

• 17:50Speaker 01

  You would just let someone have a bite of your food?

• 17:52Bunnie XO?

  If I got a different fork, a brand new one, and then just handed it to him, yeah. What if they were hungry? What if that's the only bite of, what if that's the only morsel they had that day?

• 18:04Speaker 03

  You know what, Haley? If he was six foot, a security guard downtown, you would let him eat the same fork.

• 18:09Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 18:12Bunnie XO?

  If he was a six foot cook, she would fucking be into it, dude.

• 18:17Bunnie XO?

  Totally.

• 18:18Speaker 01

  That's fucking diabolical.

• 18:19Bunnie XO?

  I'd probably feed it to him.

• 18:26Speaker 02

  Every dime.

• 18:27Bunnie XO?

  It's cause she takes so long. She gives me too much time.

• 18:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, we just sit here in silence.

• 18:37Speaker 01

  Are we gonna be good, guys?

• 18:39Bunnie XO?

  Why you gonna read it? I'm eyeball fucking those pretzels over there.

• 18:42Speaker 01

  All right. Um, I snooped a lot and always found something I didn't want to see. He was talking to a girl that would play cool to my face, but they were secretly sending pictures. Granny panty pictures.

• 18:54Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God. Guys are into some of the weirdest shit, too.

• 18:57Speaker 01

  I was lied and told him that someone else told me when it, when I brought it to his attention. You always find something you never want to look.

• 19:04Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah. No, you go look and you're gonna find it. That's for sure.

• 19:07Speaker 01

  Granny panty pictures.

• 19:10Bunnie XO?

  Some guys are into that. Some guys are into fucking like massive bush, like thigh to thigh bush, you know?

• 19:16Speaker 01

  Just hunting through the forest for it?

• 19:18Bunnie XO?

  Like Jiffy Pop. When they put panties on, it's like, I'm telling you, dude.

• 19:22Speaker 01

  What did you just call that?

• 19:24Bunnie XO?

  Have you ever seen Jiffy Pop, the popcorn that you pop and it like, you know what I'm talking about? And it inflates like that big. And so if somebody has a bush and they put underwear on, it inflates. Huh?

• 19:36Speaker 03

  No, it's J- it's Jiffy something. Yeah, but it's not the pop.

• 19:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, got it.

• 19:41Speaker 01

  That's crazy that you'd have to hunt through that.

• 19:44Bunnie XO?

  Dude, to find the clit. Men already can't find the clit as it is.

• 19:50Bunnie XO?

  If you have fucking hair, you're never, you're never getting off, ever.

• 19:53Speaker 01

  Smells too.

• 19:54Bunnie XO?

  No, I don't like, I don't like hair on the lips. I could do a little hair on the top, but not on the lips.

• 19:58Speaker 01

  Landing strip?

• 20:00Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I guess. I'm not into landing strip. My vagina doesn't look good with a landing strip. It looks good with a triangle.

• 20:05Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 20:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like, or a heart, or like something like that. Landing strips.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  How are you doing a heart?

• 20:10Bunnie XO?

  I'm just, I have, I thought about it.

• 20:14Speaker 02

  She's got edgers and shit. A landscaper.

• 20:18Bunnie XO?

  That is so funny, dude.

• 20:23Bunnie XO?

  Just down there, just going to town.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  Did you give it a fade or?

• 20:28Speaker 01

  Paper, bro?

• 20:29Bunnie XO?

  Give me a two. Give me a two.

• 20:33Speaker 01

  So funny.

• 20:34Bunnie XO?

  All right, let's see what I got.

• 20:35Speaker 02

  A mullet bush would be crazy.

• 20:38Bunnie XO?

  How do you do party in the front? What is it? Party, business in the back, party in the front?

• 20:41Speaker 01

  I, I had a waxer tell me one time, if you don't let her wax your butthole, you technically have a mullet and I cannot.

• 20:47Bunnie XO?

  Damn, you furry ass bitch.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  No, I said, not me.

• 20:53Speaker 01

  No, she said when, when girls won't let her wax all the way up, because a Brazilian is supposed to be from front to back. Like, you're supposed to do the whole thing. And a lot of women will opt out and not let her go past it. And she's like, so you have a mullet?

• 21:05Bunnie XO?

  Damn. When I was about fifteen or sixteen, I got grounded from my phone. And when I went looking for it, I found my dad's mermaid porn.

• 21:13Speaker 01

  What?

• 21:18Speaker 01

  Where's the hole?

• 21:19Bunnie XO?

  Are we talking about?

• 21:21Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. She's fucking, she's jacking them off with her fin. It's like, what the hell? Her seashells, her seashells are clanking together.

• 21:29Speaker 01

  No, where's the mermaid's hole? Someone tell me.

• 21:33Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. They don't have one.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  Where's the hole?

• 21:35Bunnie XO?

  It's in the back?

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, because you can't see anything in the front.

• 21:39Bunnie XO?

  So it's not in the back either when they're swimming?

• 21:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:42Bunnie XO?

  Real mermaids are not hot, though. Have you ever seen a real mermaid? They're scary looking.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  I have not.

• 21:48Speaker 03

  Do they got like boobs or like what are they?

• 21:51Bunnie XO?

  Let me see if I can find you a video. Real mermaids are so fucking scary looking. Yeah.

• 21:56Speaker 01

  I don't know. I think sirens are hot, but I don't know where their hole is. Wait.

• 22:00Speaker 03

  Sirens like what?

• 22:01Speaker 01

  But she could just use her mouth.

• 22:03Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 22:05Bunnie XO?

  I don't know, but what was?

• 22:06Speaker 02

  Like sharp teeth, though?

• 22:08Bunnie XO?

  Was dad watching like Ariel?

• 22:10Speaker 02

  I get it. I get, I get it.

• 22:12Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 22:13Speaker 02

  Ariel's kinda hot.

• 22:15Speaker 01

  Is that you're hearing me out?

• 22:17Bunnie XO?

  So this is supposedly what real mermaids look like.

• 22:21Speaker 01

  I don't like that.

• 22:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're creepy.

• 22:24Speaker 03

  Are they real?

• 22:25Speaker 01

  Is that AI?

• 22:25Speaker 02

  Seal.

• 22:27Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 22:27Bunnie XO?

  I'm sure. I'm sure. But that's like what they say real mermaids look like. Like, they're scary. They take on form, like a siren will take on form of being a beautiful woman to entice you. But then once they get you, they turn right back into that.

• 22:42Speaker 02

  Bring you in. But it's kind of like Ariel, her voice would like bring people in.

• 22:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  You ever wonder if we were mermaids and we just crawled out of the water and now we have legs?

• 22:52Speaker 01

  Well.

• 22:54Bunnie XO?

  Ah.

• 22:56Speaker 01

  I mean, aliens do live in the ocean, so.

• 22:58Bunnie XO?

  They do.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  I mean, NASA did stop exploring the ocean.

• 23:01Speaker 01

  We haven't explored the whole ocean.

• 23:04Speaker 03

  A little scary.

• 23:04Bunnie XO?

  Who knows what's in there, man?

• 23:06Speaker 02

  I love shit like that.

• 23:07Bunnie XO?

  Me too. I'll watch it forever.

• 23:09Speaker 02

  Atlantis used to be one of my favorite movies ever.

• 23:12Bunnie XO?

  Never seen it. But I've been to Atlantis and, uh, uh, in the Bahamas.

• 23:17Speaker 02

  It's a different one.

• 23:18Bunnie XO?

  Oh, all right. I don't know.

• 23:20Speaker 02

  A little bit different. I don't know, Dell.

• 23:24Speaker 01

  She said I went to the resort.

• 23:25Bunnie XO?

  Not a resort. I don't know.

• 23:26Speaker 01

  Go ahead, Harvey.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  Snooped in my parents' bedroom, got grounded and was looking for my iPod.

• 23:33Bunnie XO?

  Me.

• 23:34Speaker 03

  Found the iPod, but I also found an eight inch white skin colored dildo. My brother, my brother smacked my cousin in the mouth with it.

• 23:45Speaker 01

  That is diabolical.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  You're getting smacked in the mouth with a dildo is crazy.

• 23:49Bunnie XO?

  I might have asked for it a time or two.

• 23:52Speaker 01

  What?

• 23:53Bunnie XO?

  I'm into it.

• 23:55Speaker 01

  Asked for it?

• 23:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:56Speaker 02

  With a dildo?

• 23:57Speaker 01

  To smack?

• 23:58Bunnie XO?

  Or a real dong.

• 23:59Speaker 01

  I get that, but the fake ones, they got a lot of hair.

• 24:02Bunnie XO?

  I had a black eye one time.

• 24:03Speaker 01

  They're got, they're heavy.

• 24:05Bunnie XO?

  I had a black eye one time from getting smacked in the face with a dong that had a piercing. Rest in peace, Kane One.

• 24:11Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 24:13Speaker 01

  Not the shout out.

• 24:14Bunnie XO?

  Dude, do you remember when we were sitting here?

• 24:17Speaker 01

  We found out.

• 24:18Bunnie XO?

  And we found out that he passed away. I was, I was so sad.

• 24:21Speaker 01

  He would ride motorcycles. He was so hot. And she went to go like look him up and she was like, maybe he died a year ago.

• 24:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:30Bunnie XO?

  And I, and like, he was so, like, he was so sweet. Um, he, he was just, Kane was, uh, definitely a different soul. He was too precious for this earth. So if I could let anybody remember him, it would be to remember that he had this fucking huge Prince Albert piercing on his dong. And literally I asked him to smack me with it in my face and it fucking gave me a black eye because the fucking, the piercing caught me. This was twenty something years ago. So, but yeah, no. And then when I found out he passed away, I was so sad. Cause he literally had, he messaged me like a month before he committed suicide. So, yeah, so sad. So please check on your friends. You never know what the fuck's going on or.

• 25:11Speaker 01

  Check on your happy friends.

• 25:12Bunnie XO?

  All, check on all of your friends, even the unhappy ones. Cause at this point in life, you never know, you know?

• 25:21Speaker 01

  How do you pierce a dick?

• 25:24Speaker 03

  I was wondering.

• 25:25Bunnie XO?

  His was like, it was, he was a body piercer too. So he, he, um, there's different ones. And then he had like, his shaft was pierced and then also like the top of it had like this big thick ring through it. Like it was, yeah, he was a piercer. So he did body modification all the time.

• 25:43Speaker 01

  Did it get stuck inside of you?

• 25:45Bunnie XO?

  No, but it was phenomenal.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  Could you feel it?

• 25:49Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 25:49Speaker 03

  And I kind of get it. It's kind of like dick upgrades. Cause now you have like all these extra ridges on your dick.

• 25:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:55Speaker 03

  When you have sex.

• 25:56Bunnie XO?

  When you're banging it.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  They make condoms like that.

• 26:00Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 26:00Speaker 01

  I think we established that we don't use those, so.

• 26:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 26:03Speaker 02

  My bad. Sorry, you guys.

• 26:04Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I do now, but.

• 26:12Bunnie XO?

  I do now, but you know.

• 26:18Bunnie XO?

  I was putting my boyfriend's laundry away. So not technically snooping yet. I come to his sock drawer and start putting away his socks when I see a K jeweler's bag. Curious and nosey, I open the bag and see a ring box and I open the ring box and try the ring on. Obviously I was so excited to know he was going to propose, but immediately regret it and felt so bad.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 26:39Bunnie XO?

  I had that one saved too.

• 26:42Bunnie XO?

  You nosey bitch.

• 26:43Speaker 01

  Don't be nosey.

• 26:44Bunnie XO?

  I would do that shit. Yeah.

• 26:45Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 26:46Bunnie XO?

  I would definitely try it on too.

• 26:47Speaker 01

  She would have tried it on, sent pictures to the chat.

• 26:49Bunnie XO?

  Oh, for sure.

• 26:50Speaker 01

  Wanted to make some adjustments.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  You guys look. She hasn't asked yet, but.

• 26:54Speaker 01

  Found it.

• 26:56Bunnie XO?

  It's already posted and he hasn't even asked yet.

• 26:58Speaker 01

  It's on her close friends.

• 27:00Speaker 02

  No, that would be me.

• 27:01Speaker 01

  That would a hundred percent be Haley. You know, that's, oh, I kind of feel bad for her. All right. Um, I found gay porn in my fiance's phone. Not the first time. Um, the last time I found a video of him shoving my curling iron wand in his ass in my bathroom. Not even his.

• 27:19Bunnie XO?

  The curling iron is fucking wild, dude.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  Why did you stay with him after the curling iron?

• 27:24Bunnie XO?

  I know, but.

• 27:24Speaker 02

  Was it a wand?

• 27:25Bunnie XO?

  The curling iron is hard, man. Like, are these guys' assholes made a teflon?

• 27:30Speaker 02

  Bubble wand?

• 27:31Bunnie XO?

  Ooh.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  That's kind of like anal beads. Connected. Think about it.

• 27:39Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  Get bigger as they go down.

• 27:42Bunnie XO?

  I wonder if he cleaned it before she did her hair with it.

• 27:45Speaker 02

  I wonder if it got little poop balls stuck on it.

• 27:47Speaker 01

  That's.

• 27:47Speaker 02

  Ooby hair?

• 27:48Bunnie XO?

  Ooh, just fried on.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  Oh, and she turns it on and the smell.

• 27:53Bunnie XO?

  Like a fried baloney sandwich.

• 27:55Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 27:57Speaker 01

  No, don't do that.

• 27:59Bunnie XO?

  Why do you always go there?

• 27:59Speaker 01

  I like those.

• 28:02Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 28:02Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 28:03Bunnie XO?

  Go ahead, Jaime.

• 28:04Speaker 03

  All right. That's it.

• 28:06Speaker 01

  I really liked baloney sandwiches too.

• 28:11Speaker 01

  Have you had one from Smokey's?

• 28:17Speaker 03

  All right, ready?

• 28:18Speaker 01

  You fucking bitch.

• 28:19Speaker 03

  While I was snooping once, I was in too deep in the iCloud files.

• 28:24Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 28:25Speaker 03

  And I found videos of him and a bunch of other girls he slept with before we were together. Decided to traumatize myself and watch them all, still with him to this day.

• 28:35Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 28:36Speaker 01

  Okay, but you kind of did that to yourself. And if it's in the iCloud, they're old.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  iCloud.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  Everything's in the cloud.

• 28:43Bunnie XO?

  Every dude has, every dude has porn from other women that he's talked to on their phone. Whether it's hidden, whether it doesn't fucking matter.

• 28:53Speaker 01

  Old or yeah.

• 28:54Bunnie XO?

  All of it. They're fucking, all of them are pit collectors. They save shit. That's what they use to jack off and like, you know, reminisce and look at memories.

• 29:01Speaker 01

  That'd be the same thing as porn, though?

• 29:03Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, pretty much, but it's that they've actually experienced it.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  It's like a little bit more.

• 29:08Speaker 03

  It's like organic.

• 29:10Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 29:10Speaker 03

  It's like going to a Whole Foods instead of like a McDonald's. Porn is like McDonald's, super easy, right there. Tastes good, but like, the nudes are like organic and that was for you and I don't, I don't say.

• 29:22Bunnie XO?

  Peppers and onions.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  Farmer's market.

• 29:24Bunnie XO?

  Has peppers and onions and potatoes?

• 29:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's like a home.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  Like a farmer grew it.

• 29:28Bunnie XO?

  Cooked meal.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 29:29Bunnie XO?

  I get you.

• 29:29Speaker 01

  That's crazy, bro.

• 29:32Speaker 03

  Sorry, that's just how it came to my mind.

• 29:34Bunnie XO?

  I get you, buddy.

• 29:36Speaker 01

  Is like the nudes is great. Good job, Jaime.

• 29:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:41Bunnie XO?

  Okay, this one was a little crazy. The first time my parents left me home alone to clean the house while they were working, I was putting away the laundry. Of course, I was grossed out and laughing at my dad's tighty-whities. What I find next was way worse. I found a stack of Polaroid pictures. I never should have picked them up. There were many a naked body, all with wild, out of control bushes. No faces, just bodies in all sorts of ways. It was like an accident. I couldn't look away. Thank God I didn't recognize anyone, or if I did, I've blocked it out. First of all, it was Dad a serial killer.

• 30:15Speaker 01

  I literally in my head was like.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  No, a serial killer, which one did that?

• 30:21Speaker 02

  There's one that had Polaroids. Was it Dahmer?

• 30:24Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 30:25Bunnie XO?

  Dahmer was gay, though.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  I know, but he had like a stack of Polaroids.

• 30:29Bunnie XO?

  It might not have been Dahmer.

• 30:29Speaker 03

  No, it was. He had Polaroids. Dahmer did, yeah.

• 30:33Bunnie XO?

  You and Dahmer have the same glasses.

• 30:36Speaker 03

  Do we?

• 30:36Speaker 02

  Are you Dahmer?

• 30:37Speaker 03

  No.

• 30:38Speaker 01

  We already got established, she's a serial killer.

• 30:40Bunnie XO?

  But why was nobody wondering why there were so many different bodies?

• 30:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, in a stack.

• 30:44Bunnie XO?

  And no head.

• 30:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, like what are you cropping the head out is a little like creepy.

• 30:50Bunnie XO?

  Dad doing, yeah. And it was massive bush, out of control bush. Yuck.

• 30:56Speaker 02

  Were they alive?

• 30:57Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. Were the people alive in the photos?

• 30:59Bunnie XO?

  If you have a small dong, you cannot bang a chick with a massive out of control bush. You're never gonna see that shit.

• 31:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  Talking about bush and small dick and we're talking about, are they dead?

• 31:14Bunnie XO?

  Well, my mind registers fifty different scenarios.

• 31:17Speaker 01

  I feel like I don't know, like, I guess I've never looked at a girl with a huge bush.

• 31:23Bunnie XO?

  Pull it up, because it's fucking bushly. It'll, it looks like, dude, I would feel.

• 31:27Speaker 01

  Where do I type in? Just huge bush?

• 31:29Speaker 03

  Well, when you had those Playboys in the house, the new house, they had bush in there, remember?

• 31:33Speaker 01

  Those Playboys at the house? Yeah, but that wasn't huge bush. That was just like bush.

• 31:37Speaker 03

  That was like, yeah, bush that gave it a little character.

• 31:39Bunnie XO?

  That was just the B of the ush.

• 31:43Bunnie XO?

  She wants the ush.

• 31:46Speaker 01

  Okay, so just huge bush.

• 31:49Bunnie XO?

  Well, that's on women.

• 31:50Speaker 02

  Pull up, yeah.

• 31:50Speaker 01

  On women.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  Just gonna get a bunch of landscaping photos.

• 31:54Bunnie XO?

  It's all curly and like goes up the butt crack. I hate it.

• 31:57Speaker 03

  It's a green bush.

• 31:58Bunnie XO?

  Freeze.

• 31:59Speaker 01

  I don't think I like this.

• 32:02Bunnie XO?

  Let me see. Let me see.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  Why is it matted?

• 32:06Bunnie XO?

  God, and that one's even like trimmed up a little bit. That's not a natural shit.

• 32:10Speaker 01

  That's faded.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's a fade up top.

• 32:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, because sometimes it'll go up the women's like belly buttons, like it connects to their chest hair.

• 32:17Speaker 01

  Hold on.

• 32:20Speaker 01

  That's not bush.

• 32:21Speaker 02

  Who's having chest hair?

• 32:23Bunnie XO?

  It's, it happens.

• 32:24Speaker 01

  Let me see, let me see.

• 32:26Bunnie XO?

  Told you.

• 32:27Speaker 01

  Let me see.

• 32:28Speaker 02

  I don't like that. That's not the bush I like, no.

• 32:32Bunnie XO?

  It's fucking just.

• 32:33Speaker 01

  Do you think she's flattering that?

• 32:35Bunnie XO?

  It's just nothing attractive about that whatsoever. No offense to anybody who's got a fucking massive bush.

• 32:41Speaker 02

  No, your tie is taking the safari route.

• 32:44Bunnie XO?

  It's just not, it's just not for me, dude. I can't do it. I'm not into it.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  Safari route?

• 32:51Bunnie XO?

  No, that's National Geographic, dude.

• 32:54Speaker 01

  That is crazy. Do you think they give it a blowout?

• 32:57Bunnie XO?

  No, I think they let it just naturally fucking frizz.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  What if she asked you to give her bush a blowout? Would you do it?

• 33:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:04Bunnie XO?

  Mimi's been in my vagina many times.

• 33:06Speaker 01

  It one time.

• 33:07Bunnie XO?

  She waxed it and I couldn't go through with it. Like, I, we had already put the wax on.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  And it was like the cheap Sally wax too, so it didn't come off. It literally just kind of like chipped apart.

• 33:17Bunnie XO?

  Ah.

• 33:17Speaker 01

  And she.

• 33:18Bunnie XO?

  I had to yank it piece by piece.

• 33:20Speaker 01

  I went to go rip and she reaches down, just grabs my wrist and she said, no.

• 33:24Bunnie XO?

  I was like, absolutely not. This hurts so bad. I don't know how women get their vaginas waxed all the time. I used to do it.

• 33:31Speaker 01

  You, will you go with me? Let's go do it.

• 33:33Bunnie XO?

  It fucking hurts. It hurts so bad.

• 33:36Speaker 03

  What about the laser?

• 33:38Speaker 01

  I'll go with you.

• 33:38Speaker 02

  And you never get used to it.

• 33:39Bunnie XO?

  I don't want to go. That's the problem.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  I'll go with you.

• 33:42Bunnie XO?

  You never get used to it.

• 33:43Speaker 01

  I'll get mine done.

• 33:43Bunnie XO?

  It never feels better, ever.

• 33:46Speaker 03

  Like you don't become stronger with each one?

• 33:47Speaker 01

  I've heard that it gets better over time.

• 33:49Bunnie XO?

  It does not.

• 33:50Speaker 02

  I don't want to endure something if it has to get better over time.

• 33:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, exactly. I've had my vagina waxed at least fifteen times. Never once got better.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  I'm gonna try it on myself.

• 34:01Bunnie XO?

  You're a fucking savage. You know, you probably would be able to do it from here.

• 34:03Speaker 02

  I did an air one time, made myself bleed.

• 34:06Speaker 01

  You burned your vagina on air?

• 34:09Speaker 02

  Like in my like, like crevices. Hate that word.

• 34:12Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 34:13Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. It hurt.

• 34:15Speaker 01

  Damn. Should I use strip wax or hard wax?

• 34:17Bunnie XO?

  Hard.

• 34:18Speaker 01

  I'm gonna try it.

• 34:19Bunnie XO?

  Try it. Let me know how it goes.

• 34:20Speaker 01

  I'll send a video. Put it in the group chat.

• 34:23Bunnie XO?

  Can't wait. Full.

• 34:25Speaker 02

  We get to see it?

• 34:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 34:27Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 34:28Bunnie XO?

  She's getting a little more confident and I'm liking it. I can't wait. I've seen Mimi's fucking vagina, so I don't care.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  You have?

• 34:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. She got naked in front of me one time.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  I got naked in front of you one time in Europe, too.

• 34:45Bunnie XO?

  Vagina.

• 34:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, I fully stripped down naked that night.

• 34:49Bunnie XO?

  Haley, when you're on, when you're side quest Sally, you don't fucking pay attention to anything.

• 34:52Speaker 02

  No.

• 34:53Speaker 01

  I had a womp on and I just fully naked that night.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  I am side quest Sally. I went to my ex's house who lived over an hour away and said hello to his mom. She asked why I didn't say hello the other night when dipshit came home. I said, that wasn't me. So I went upstairs to his room, found his old phone when he was at work, lugged that bitch right into the charger and opened it up. Found texts of him and some girl talking about having sex that night. His mom said I never came to say hello to her. Instantly packed my shit up and left, leaving his old phone sitting on his bed, plus a number I found in his drawer, so he knew what I saw.

• 35:31Speaker 01

  Mom outing you is wild. Also.

• 35:33Bunnie XO?

  Shout out to mom, though, because she probably, she probably knew.

• 35:36Speaker 02

  She probably did it on purpose.

• 35:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like, be a girl's girl.

• 35:40Speaker 02

  I would do that shit.

• 35:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I would totally do that shit if my son was doing it.

• 35:43Speaker 01

  I would snitch on Cash in front of him.

• 35:46Speaker 02

  John Cash is crazy.

• 35:47Bunnie XO?

  I swear, I would say it right in front of him. I'd be like, hey, who's the girl you brought home the other night? Did you tell her about it?

• 35:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 35:53Speaker 01

  I'd say it in front of the girl he's walking in with.

• 35:54Bunnie XO?

  Exactly.

• 35:55Speaker 01

  That's not your girlfriend.

• 35:56Bunnie XO?

  Yep.

• 35:57Speaker 01

  Dead ass.

• 35:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 35:58Speaker 01

  I know, I'm gonna have to have that conversation with Cash.

• 35:59Bunnie XO?

  Raise him right. Oh, no, Cash is gonna be a little wild child.

• 36:02Speaker 01

  It's gonna be rough, guys. It's his, he's, he, little girl he befriended over the rumble.

• 36:08Speaker 02

  They're so cute, though.

• 36:09Speaker 01

  Oh, he's obsessed with her. Like, he can't, I was like, hey, you gotta stop picking up girls. Like, literally, he will physically just walk around. I said, stop.

• 36:20Speaker 01

  Put them down.

• 36:21Bunnie XO?

  He was like a little caveman.

• 36:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, he is. He's like so like.

• 36:25Speaker 02

  That's just literally me.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  No, legit. She did offer Cash her vape.

• 36:30Speaker 01

  I said, Haley.

• 36:30Bunnie XO?

  Don't do that.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  For her birthday present. I wasn't gonna actually let him get my vape.

• 36:35Speaker 03

  Well, it's because, no, you were asking him if you wanted other things and he didn't want anything. And then, you want the vape?

• 36:41Speaker 02

  Yeah. He said, what is that?

• 36:43Speaker 03

  It was a test.

• 36:45Bunnie XO?

  What if he would have known what it was, though?

• 36:48Speaker 02

  No, I literally was saying, I was like, Cash will be vaping by fifteen, if not next year.

• 36:53Speaker 01

  Yeah. First grade, hey, um, Mimi, we did find your son with a vape.

• 36:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Divorced now, but when I was married, I was looking through his drawers and found a bra and panties that was not mine would never fit me. Thought he was cheating. Turns out, he was the other woman, or wanted to be.

• 37:15Speaker 01

  Okay, let's talk this through real quick. How would you react if you found not well?

• 37:21Bunnie XO?

  I'd make him dress up and take pictures with me. Like, hot little selfies, make him feel hot. Obviously, that's what he wants to feel like. He wants to feel like a pretty little princess, so let's fucking do it. And then I would sit down and have a conversation with him and be like, hey, man, am I really what you want? Like, are we really doing this? You know? Don't shame him.

• 37:38Speaker 01

  Of course not, but I also don't feel like I would dress up with him.

• 37:41Bunnie XO?

  I would. You wanna wear my panties?

• 37:45Speaker 02

  Let's do it. Let's do it. What are you doing?

• 37:47Speaker 01

  What are you doing?

• 37:48Speaker 02

  Leaving.

• 37:49Speaker 01

  Oh, I would definitely have the conversation. You're like, hey, man, we don't see eye to eye in this situation. But let me help you find what you're looking for.

• 37:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  A hundred percent.

• 38:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  Haley's just gonna run out the fucking door.

• 38:03Speaker 02

  Jaime, what would you do if your boyfriend was dressing up in lingerie?

• 38:07Speaker 03

  Um.

• 38:08Speaker 02

  Well, if he had a boyfriend, I'm sure.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  It depends how far he went into it. If he was kind of being lazy with it and just wore the bra and the panties and that was it, I'd be like, come on, bro.

• 38:16Speaker 02

  Boring.

• 38:17Speaker 03

  Step it up, yeah. Wear the lipstick, wear the heels. Like, I wanna know what level they're at with it, you know? I wouldn't be super upset off the bat, you know? I'd be more interested to see what's going on.

• 38:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 38:30Speaker 03

  And then I'll make my assessment after.

• 38:32Speaker 01

  All right.

• 38:33Bunnie XO?

  I like it. That's a good answer, Jaime.

• 38:34Speaker 02

  Y'all are better than me.

• 38:35Bunnie XO?

  Now my eyelash is hanging off my fucking eye.

• 38:38Speaker 01

  While snooping through my husband of three years' phone, together for six, I found he had multiple fake Facebook and Instagrams and an OnlyFans, all under fake names. He was using these to keep up with past exes and he has also had sex in, within, in the past. Sorry. And, I know. I was trying to correct her sentence because she wrote it wrong. I thought it was your dyslexia.

• 39:04Bunnie XO?

  My poor baby.

• 39:10Speaker 01

  And also women he had had sex with in the past. There's even one day where he logged into a fake Instagram the morning of our wedding. I found these all in March. Fast forward to now, I'm struggling to stay with him.

• 39:22Bunnie XO?

  Bitch, don't stay.

• 39:23Speaker 01

  Trusting, and he's playing victim and pointing out everything I'm doing wrong.

• 39:27Bunnie XO?

  Oh, because he's guilty.

• 39:29Speaker 01

  The brain knows what to do, the heart doesn't wanna cooperate. Do you have any advice? Needless to say, I will never be with a man named Kyle James, Jimmy, all of those.

• 39:41Bunnie XO?

  Was it, that's his, that's his name?

• 39:42Speaker 01

  Those are all his aliases.

• 39:43Bunnie XO?

  Those are all his names.

• 39:45Speaker 02

  No, girl, leave. She deserves to leave.

• 39:48Speaker 01

  Leave that motherfucker.

• 39:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 39:50Speaker 01

  You do not deserve that. You deserve so much better. You are a way better woman for even just continuing to marry a man after finding that out.

• 39:58Speaker 02

  He wants a dude, anyway.

• 40:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but to have an OnlyFans and all that shit.

• 40:02Speaker 02

  Like cheat on so many women, all that stuff, it's because they're looking for a dude.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're trying to convince themselves.

• 40:09Bunnie XO?

  Leave him, sister. You deserve way better. And the fact that he had an OnlyFans and that he was literally fucking has been lying to you this whole time, like, that's just too much. Like, you deserve so much, but you should have never married that dude.

• 40:21Speaker 01

  Hell, no. Not on the morning of your wedding, too.

• 40:23Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  Crazy. The morning of your wedding, he's thinking about his exes.

• 40:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's crazy. All right, guys. See you next week. Love you. Bye.