Ask, Tell, Confess: I Can't Believe He CHEATED?!

Ask, Tell, Confess is back, and this week the gang is barely hanging on between bronchitis, hangovers, and Mercury retrograde. Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee dive into your wildest snooping stories—from secret coworker “dates” and group chat receipts to finding out you definitely weren’t the only one. They get into what counts as cheating, what’s unforgivable, and what happens when one little discovery changes everything. Bunnie also addresses the strip club footage that landed on TMZ, opens up about her past as a dancer and escort, and Meme and Hailee recap the chaos of the Redneck Rumble. Then y’all bring the confessions: a giant dildo discovered on the job, a crusty suitcase full of secrets, and a boyfriend hiding an entire four-year-old child. Basically, snooping will either set you free or ruin your whole d*** day. Got a confession? Slide into our Instagram DMs and send it anonymously for a future Ask, Tell, Confess. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:21Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends.

• 0:24Bunnie XO?

  It's been a fucking week. I think I have bronchitis. Mimi's hungover. Haley's hungover.

• 0:32Speaker 01

  I'm still drunk.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  We're still drunk.

• 0:33Bunnie XO?

  Venus retrograde has been kicking our ass. Mercury retrograde has been kicking our ass.

• 0:38Speaker 01

  It has been. Gatorade.

• 0:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, Mercury can get out of the microwave.

• 0:42Bunnie XO?

  It's been a lot. Um, it's been a crazy week. Week and a half back here in Nashville.

• 0:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:48Bunnie XO?

  Won't go into details, but goodness.

• 0:51Speaker 02

  Smoked a pack of cigarettes.

• 0:52Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I'm on antibiotics because I, I just, when I drink, I become a lover. And I just want to kiss.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  You do.

• 1:01Bunnie XO?

  Everybody.

• 1:02Speaker 02

  You do.

• 1:03Bunnie XO?

  And when I say everybody, I mean, every girl that's in my vicinity.

• 1:06Speaker 02

  She does.

• 1:07Bunnie XO?

  I don't like men. Anything with a penis, don't care about, but women, I'm just like, come here. Like just want to love on them.

• 1:14Speaker 01

  Soon as I saw her the other night, she goes, I haven't seen you in so long. Kiss me.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  I'm pretty sure she sucked my bottom lip the other day.

• 1:21Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  Got it.

• 1:22Bunnie XO?

  That's, that means I was really feeling it.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  I said, whoa.

• 1:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that means I was really feeling it. I'm literally the boss from Horrible Bosses. Jennifer Aniston.

• 1:34Speaker 02

  Jennifer Aniston is literally you.

• 1:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. So anyways, um, bear with me with my voice today. Cause I am, it's, I'm having a tough time, but we're, we're here and we made it because we miss you guys and we love you guys. And you guys had so much fun last week.

• 1:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. What is going on?

• 1:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, you guys are kicking ass with Ask Tell Confess lately. Like it has been wild. Um, our, my DMs are flooded.

• 2:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:01Bunnie XO?

  And then the views, like you guys are just loving.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  We listened to you guys. You guys begged for a longer one and we were like, you know what? Let's just extend it.

• 2:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. So that's what we're going to do again this week. We did, um, a couple of topics. And so we're going to do one topic today for Ask Tell Confess, and then we'll continue on into the next week with a longer version of it because you guys submitted so many fricking DMs. So yeah, which one are we kicking off with first?

• 2:25Speaker 02

  Which one did you guys give them?

• 2:26Bunnie XO?

  I forget. I think it's the, the Snoop one. Hold on.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, Snoop.

• 2:30Bunnie XO?

  I think, yeah. So, uh, we said, tell me about a time you snooped and immediately regretted what you found. One of our friends in the crew caught her man doing some shady shit. Cause she went snooping through his phone and what fucking happened? She found out that, okay ladies, tell me, I want to know in the comments, how you guys would react to this. Okay?

• 2:53Bunnie XO?

  You and your, you and your partner are, you know, living together or whatever. And he has been talking to another girl for about a month behind your back. A coworker that he has never had sex with, um, or anything like that, but they've always had like the sexual tension. So you find out that he promises her that he's going to go on a date with her to some shindig that they have. Um, he, he's going to be her plus one. It's a date, whatever.

• 3:27Bunnie XO?

  The day rolls around, but he's telling that per, he's telling our girl that it's, that he's going out with his boys. And it's going to be boys and girls mixed or whatever. So that he ends up, um, picking her up in our friend's vehicle. And then taking her on this date and then comes home and is still texting this girl. Uh, and the girl tells him to come over and he's like, okay, I might come over and like flirting with her. And pretty much like leading this person on. And our girl found out about it. So.

• 4:05Speaker 02

  She was not happy.

• 4:06Bunnie XO?

  Not happy. And I don't think she's still happy about it at all.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. That's a hard one to get over.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  Embarrassing too.

• 4:13Bunnie XO?

  Humiliating. I, I am so embarrassed. I'm embarrassed for her too. It's like, and it's like, the girl is, they never cheat up, you know? And I don't, I'm not trying to be rude or anything like that, but it's just like, come on dude.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  He deserves a lot better.

• 4:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I agree.

• 4:30Speaker 02

  A lot better.

• 4:31Bunnie XO?

  So let me know in the comments, how you guys would react to somebody doing something like that to one of your friends or to you.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Yeah. Just all the friend group was ready to rally.

• 4:41Speaker 01

  I'm ready. Fight.

• 4:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  Knock him out.

• 4:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  Hit, hit, hit him in the face.

• 4:47Bunnie XO?

  But I think, I think, hit a motherfucker, hit a motherfucker. But I think that, that our friend is forgiving him because she's been being shady too. So it's like, I don't know if it's that she's forgiving him. I think it's more of that she's just got him on notice, you know?

• 5:07Speaker 03

  That's a good word, notice.

• 5:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 5:08Speaker 02

  She's got him on notice. Crazy. That's a great word to start using.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  Trial now.

• 5:13Bunnie XO?

  Oh, Salem witch trial.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:17Bunnie XO?

  Like there's no, there's no room for any error. And she's like putting her foot down with it. So, and I'm proud of her.

• 5:23Speaker 01

  Thin ice.

• 5:24Bunnie XO?

  I'm proud of her. I mean, the ice is gone. He's literally treading water right now. Literally treading water, can't breathe. Like, uh, one lung is already filled up. Like, yeah.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  One lung already filled up?

• 5:39Bunnie XO?

  Listen, I'm proud of our girl though, cause you know, she's a lot stronger than.

• 5:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, she's stronger than me for sure. So saying that much, if you guys want to submit to any of the Ask Tell Confesses, go to our Instagrams, um, in the DMs.

• 5:52Bunnie XO?

  And we put, yeah, just DM us what your stories, but sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off.

• 5:57Bunnie XO?

  Go ahead.

• 6:00Speaker 01

  What was that one TikTok where it's like, no, go ahead.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  I love them. Oh, that's fucking funny. Yeah. We, so we ask you guys, um, confess and then we tell.

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• 8:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. Send us the stories. If you've got tea, we're going to spill it.

• 9:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 9:02Speaker 01

  Please give me the tea.

• 9:03Speaker 02

  I want the tea, bro.

• 9:04Bunnie XO?

  Let us know if you want to remain anonymous because sometimes, sometimes we be talking.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  Jason, yeah, yeah. Jason got one today and he was like, hey, someone like messaged me from, um, a Dollar General. It said, I gotta tell you about me and my coworker. And they have been sleeping together. She spilled all the tea to Jason. Jason was like, I did not ask for this. He was like, I met this lady at a Dollar General. She found me on Facebook and has now told me all about her affair that she's having. And that like, he's a little younger than her, but he's married, she's married, but they don't have kids. And they work together and they take shifts together and they've been having an affair for a really long time.

• 9:46Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Yeah. So.

• 9:48Bunnie XO?

  Interesting.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  He said, okay.

• 9:51Bunnie XO?

  We need a, let's talk about the headline TMZ.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  Insert clip here.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  I got y'all.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  Funny.

• 10:20Bunnie XO?

  Fucking living my best life, bitches. I am living my best life and I don't care what anybody says. People are like, you know, there was way more support than there was hate, which is fine. I don't even fucking care about the hate anymore, but it's just like, bro, support single moms.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  Literally, when she said she was gonna support women, she really meant it?

• 10:36Bunnie XO?

  No, like, and I really do. Like, I love women. I will never forget where the fuck I came from. Started out as a stripper, morphed into an escort, and here we are today, you know?

• 10:47Speaker 02

  Morpheus.

• 10:49Bunnie XO?

  Like, I'm a shapeshifter, like, shapeshifting. But it's like, come on, dude, like, I'm living my life. And it was the DJ at the club that fucking sold the footage to TMZ.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 11:01Bunnie XO?

  Which is great. I know. Um, which I don't care. I'm, it's not like I'm out here hiding it. I posted, I was at the strip club the night that I was there.

• 11:10Speaker 02

  It was in your stories.

• 11:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I literally do not, I never lie to you guys. And I'm not like, one of these fake motherfuckers who's gonna pretend to be like, all godly and, oh my gosh, and, you know, this, that, and this, and really doing shady shit behind the scenes. No, I'm just living my best life. I'm literally, I love getting a thousand to five thousand dollars and going into a strip club and just fucking making it rain on these girls.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  To Frank Sinatra.

• 11:34Bunnie XO?

  Literally, do you know, whenever I was working, to Frank Sinatra, baby. I swear, we're gonna be haunted by that song forever. But the thing is, is like, I remember when I was in the club, if a woman would've came in and blessed me with a thousand dollars, I would've been so fucking grateful. Because those girls work so fucking hard. It's a hustle, and they literally, you know, like, I would rather a woman give me a thousand dollars and have to be groped by men all night.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  What's like, an average rate that they go home with?

• 12:06Bunnie XO?

  I, so, I

• 12:08Speaker 03

  I've always wondered that.

• 12:10Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I danced back in the day when it was like, the fucking, the highlight of it. Um, so, I mean, I would average anywhere from a thousand to ten thousand dollars a night. It just depended on who came in, who I was dancing for, how long I stayed. There's some nights-

• 12:25Speaker 01

  I love watching those TikToks of like, how much money I made tonight.

• 12:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:29Speaker 02

  Okay, so like, how much do they make?

• 12:31Speaker 01

  Some, some range from like, a thousand to like, seven, seven to eight.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 12:36Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 12:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no.

• 12:38Speaker 01

  I mean, I get it.

• 12:40Bunnie XO?

  You can make a shit ton of money.

• 12:41Speaker 02

  You know what? If I was hot, I might be doing it.

• 12:43Bunnie XO?

  You are hot, shut up. You guys would make money, as is. Like, just go in as yourselves.

• 12:51Speaker 01

  Here's twenty bucks and you get off this thing.

• 12:54Bunnie XO?

  No, I promise.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  So, putting your bag on, please?

• 12:58Speaker 01

  Can I wear a one piece up there?

• 13:02Bunnie XO?

  Just-

• 13:02Speaker 01

  Chikini?

• 13:05Bunnie XO?

  The fuck it, the fuck it, uh, the whipped cream bikini? The whipped cream bikini we never got, Mimi? Would you do it then? Come on.

• 13:13Speaker 02

  I'm not. The doctor did clear me to put whipped cream on my tits, though, guys, so.

• 13:18Bunnie XO?

  Did you ask him?

• 13:20Speaker 02

  Mo did.

• 13:21Bunnie XO?

  Oh, okay.

• 13:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, me and Mo had our appointments together, so we got undressed for the doctor, and then she goes, "How long before I can put whipped cream on her tits?" And he said, "No."

• 13:32Bunnie XO?

  Fucking doctor, poor Dr. Trola. Shout out Dr. Trola, he's the one who did all of our tits. He's the one in, uh, Murfreesboro. Fine specimen of a surgeon. He's gorgeous.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  He's-

• 13:42Bunnie XO?

  And when he's in his operating scrubs-

• 13:45Speaker 02

  The block ones?

• 13:46Bunnie XO?

  Just knock me out, because I'm gonna say some weird shit. You know, like, literally, just put me out, doc, because he looks so good. But, um, and his demeanor, he's so sweet, and he's just knows what he's doing, just so loving, and we just love Dr. T, man, he always takes care of us, so.

• 14:01Speaker 02

  Did you just go?

• 14:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:03Bunnie XO?

  Dr. T is hot, right? He's a good-looking dude.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  He's like, I don't know, he kinda reminds me like, a vampire a little bit.

• 14:10Bunnie XO?

  Exactly. Exactly. And the way he moves, it's like, he just slithers across the floor.

• 14:16Speaker 03

  He glides.

• 14:16Bunnie XO?

  Like, he hovers.

• 14:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:19Bunnie XO?

  He just like, moves so smooth. Yeah, no, he's hot, dude.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  That's the best surgeon.

• 14:23Bunnie XO?

  Shout out to his wife for landing that.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, he did such a fantastic job. Like, I'm so happy with my tits, I could not be happier.

• 14:30Bunnie XO?

  Me too. I pop them out every time I get-

• 14:33Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, you do.

• 14:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I do.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're in the car the other day, leaned over the center console, and just took them out.

• 14:39Bunnie XO?

  That's what I do.

• 14:41Speaker 02

  We should do it together.

• 14:42Bunnie XO?

  I, I'm ready. I am.

• 14:44Speaker 01

  Oh, don't tell her that.

• 14:45Bunnie XO?

  Listen, nine, nine days. Starting the countdown.

• 14:51Speaker 01

  You're in Texas every day, like, eight days, you guys?

• 14:54Speaker 02

  I already have a spot for us.

• 14:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll see, we'll see how this fucking next nine days goes. These next, these past fucking cra- two weeks have been nuts, dude.

• 15:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:04Bunnie XO?

  Insanity. The lore that we have lored. I'm a whore for the lore, okay? I really am. And I gotta give Jason credit for that. He, he told me that. I am a whore for the lore, um, but not this lore. It was really wild. It was really fucking wild this week. I wish we could talk about it, but-

• 15:23Speaker 01

  Do too.

• 15:24Speaker 02

  No, no, I had a lot of fun at the Redneck Rumble this weekend, guys.

• 15:28Speaker 01

  The Rumble was fun.

• 15:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you guys had a blast.

• 15:31Speaker 01

  Until I broke my back and my ribs on this-

• 15:34Speaker 02

  So, this guy built this truck that had a staircase on top of it with like, a landing on top, and you'd ride around on it, but it's on airbags. So, this one's not holding on, and the airbags go off, and she like, flings herself into like, the metal siding of it.

• 15:50Bunnie XO?

  Sure.

• 15:50Speaker 02

  But then, next thing we knew, we're cruising around, and there's like-

• 15:53Speaker 01

  We started a parade.

• 15:54Speaker 02

  Twenty-five mini bikes following us. It was crazy. Some dude with like, a, a super little coupe that's got a, um, Crotch Rocket motor in it, had flamethrowers in the back. It was crazy.

• 16:06Bunnie XO?

  What the hell?

• 16:07Speaker 02

  It was insane. It was-

• 16:08Speaker 01

  Some guy's ride was a cooler.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 16:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  A cooler. And then there was a picnic table someone was driving.

• 16:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Wild.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  What did you, were you the one that was like-

• 16:18Bunnie XO?

  A picnic table with a motor?

• 16:19Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 16:20Bunnie XO?

  I'm like, trying to vision and vision this.

• 16:22Speaker 02

  The picnic table, and it's got a motor, and the guy is steering it down the road with an umbrella.

• 16:28Bunnie XO?

  Who fucking looks at a picnic table and is like, I'm gonna stick a motor in this? Who does that?

• 16:33Speaker 02

  That's what the Redneck Rumble is. It's like, what can you put a motor in? There was a canoe. Someone had a canoe they were driving around. Someone had those little Barbie Jeeps, and they were drifting the Barbie Jeep around. It was, they were getting-

• 16:45Speaker 03

  I'm surprised NASA's not there recruiting recruits right now. Like, the things I see there, that's, it's fant- it's like, how'd you come up with that?

• 16:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it's all done in the most-

• 16:57Speaker 02

  Dude, there's this lady, we named her Methany, and she rides around on the front of a zero turn.

• 17:04Bunnie XO?

  You do some meth, dude? You smoke a fucking, uh, you smoke the dragon, bro?

• 17:08Speaker 02

  Okay, so wait, there's this guy-

• 17:10Bunnie XO?

  Smoke a meth.

• 17:11Speaker 02

  There's a guy who comes to the Redneck Rumble, you guys, and he was on Jerry Springer for sucking toes.

• 17:17Bunnie XO?

  Oh, god.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  And it's a very popular episode, you can find it on YouTube. And he used to come there, but he would openly just like, get in his front seat and light up the tinfoil, and they had to kick him out, and they were like, you can't do that in public. And the women he would bring with him-

• 17:33Bunnie XO?

  Toothless. Ruthless Toothless.

• 17:35Speaker 02

  They were like, dude, he must really like toes, because those are some interesting specimens.

• 17:40Bunnie XO?

  Oof. Dirty ass heels.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  He hasn't been there in a couple of years, but he, he said he was going to-

• 17:46Bunnie XO?

  When you're riding a dude backwards, just-

• 17:48Speaker 02

  What? No! No, ma'am. That's illegal.

• 17:52Bunnie XO?

  Why not?

• 17:54Speaker 02

  Because it's their toes. We just did a whole episode of how much I hate men's toes. Yeah, I don't feel like it's fair. When you're a reverse cowgirl, all you get to look at is their fucking toes.

• 18:05Bunnie XO?

  I might've done something the other day.

• 18:06Speaker 02

  No, you put-

• 18:09Bunnie XO?

  Great.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  Between the toes? What were you doing?

• 18:12Bunnie XO?

  No. I couldn't get my mouth on it. His legs are too long. I couldn't get my mouth on his toes, so I started massaging him.

• 18:18Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 18:23Speaker 02

  What the fuck was that?

• 18:24Bunnie XO?

  While I was riding him.

• 18:26Speaker 02

  You were just-

• 18:27Bunnie XO?

  Just massaging.

• 18:28Speaker 02

  Just pressure points. Reverse cowgirl.

• 18:32Speaker 02

  Cracking all of the stuff. This little piggy went to the market.

• 18:38Speaker 01

  Oh, my god.

• 18:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  Bro, if, if I was being rode on, and someone started doing this little piggy up?

• 18:49Speaker 01

  Oh, my god.

• 18:52Bunnie XO?

  Your dick would-

• 18:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:54Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah, let's talk about, let's talk about dirty talk really quick. When you're like, so into it, and you say the wrong thing, and it just like, ruins the mood.

• 19:03Speaker 01

  Did that happen or something?

• 19:04Speaker 03

  What'd you say?

• 19:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:06Speaker 02

  Wait, were you the one that said it?

• 19:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Hypothetically speaking-

• 19:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 19:11Bunnie XO?

  One of our friends-

• 19:16Bunnie XO?

  Might've been riding her frat, her guy, and when she was riding him, she was bouncing on his dick, but you know, like, it feels so good, that you're just like, talking shit, so you're like, oh, do you love when I bounce my dick? And like, she meant to say, like, do you like me bouncing my pussy on your dick? But she said, do you like me bouncing my dick on your pussy? And, yeah.

• 19:36Speaker 02

  It's like, when you stutter.

• 19:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:38Speaker 01

  Yo.

• 19:40Bunnie XO?

  Sometimes you'd be, it's like, in the, when you're in the moment.

• 19:43Speaker 01

  If I was a cuck during that, I would laugh so hard.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  Bro, I would've laughed while it was happening.

• 19:49Speaker 01

  And I would keep bringing it up.

• 19:52Bunnie XO?

  Just reminding him.

• 19:54Speaker 01

  I'd be the worst cuck ever.

• 19:56Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 19:57Bunnie XO?

  No, you're not allowed to be a cuck, because you-

• 20:00Speaker 01

  I don't want to be a cuck.

• 20:01Bunnie XO?

  Listen, anytime anybody says it's silent time, this bitch starts laughing.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, no.

• 20:05Bunnie XO?

  If somebody makes fucking eye contact with you-

• 20:13Bunnie XO?

  You will pass away. Like, there's no way.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  I can't. And literally, any of my friends in school, we had to sit like this.

• 20:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:21Speaker 01

  And it's, it's funny, because like, I could, I would, in my head, picture them laughing, which would make me start laughing.

• 20:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:28Speaker 02

  Stop.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, so, no.

• 20:30Bunnie XO?

  No, I'm the same way. And if you even so much as even look my way-

• 20:34Speaker 01

  We're the worst people.

• 20:35Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 20:36Speaker 02

  YouTube?

• 20:36Speaker 01

  Us?

• 20:37Speaker 02

  No way.

• 20:37Speaker 01

  In the funeral?

• 20:38Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 20:39Speaker 01

  Remember we were at the funeral together?

• 20:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, somebody walks up, so we're at this funeral.

• 20:43Speaker 02

  We're ever gonna tell the story?

• 20:45Bunnie XO?

  We're at this funeral, and somebody walks up to the microphone and goes-

• 20:49Speaker 01

  It was so quiet. She goes, "Hello."

• 20:55Bunnie XO?

  We fucking dude, we lost it and everybody's just like looking at and we could and it's like the last where you're trying to hold it in and the whole pew is shaking because you're fucking trying

• 21:06Speaker 01

  My shoulders are like this.

• 21:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, literally. I got in trouble the other night again, fucking cuz Haley and I-

• 21:12Speaker 01

  2am us is just so funny.

• 21:15Bunnie XO?

  We just start sending each other stupid TikToks and then like we riff off each other and-

• 21:21Speaker 01

  We just make up words?

• 21:22Bunnie XO?

  This time I got in trouble though. I fucking, I woke him up and he was pissed.

• 21:26Speaker 02

  You're full body laughing?

• 21:28Bunnie XO?

  Oh yeah, but it was like I was biting my cheeks till they bled, time shit. Like I was trying so hard not to laugh.

• 21:33Speaker 02

  I can't with you too.

• 21:34Bunnie XO?

  No. Alright, let's read some of these dude. Let's read some of these. Who wants to kick it off? I know me too.

• 21:40Speaker 01

  Oh, I got, I got a great one.

• 21:43Bunnie XO?

  Alright, go ahead, go.

• 21:44Speaker 01

  Okay. I clean houses and one time I was cleaning a situation ship's camper and was being nice and was gonna put his laundry away and opened his top drawer and saw a huge dildo. I was so in shock, I froze and luckily my friend was with me. We were both too stunned to speak and then bust out laughing. For a long time, I never said anything to him and I eventually had to say something because I truly needed to know if he was gay or not. He told me it was a prank, some coworkers had played on him, but still to this day, I don't believe him. We never did sleep together or anything like that, but I did have other reasons to believe that he was gay. I also have a video of it. I would like this video.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, send the video.

• 22:23Speaker 01

  But she said, I also thought it was very odd that he kept the dildo if it was a prank from his coworkers.

• 22:30Speaker 02

  Wait, no, because we've had a prank dildo that made its way around with our friend group and it was a purple suction cup dildo.

• 22:37Speaker 01

  In your sock?

• 22:40Speaker 02

  I didn't keep it there, but it's been kept in very many places.

• 22:43Speaker 01

  I think that's a, I think that's, I think he uses it.

• 22:47Bunnie XO?

  Alright, uh, my stepmom used to have a big luggage. She'd call her escape luggage. I used to get so excited when she was gonna leave because she was just horrible. Once, when they were out of the house, I went through it and it was a luggage full of huge dildos.

• 23:04Speaker 01

  What?

• 23:04Bunnie XO?

  Big, fast, plat- fast, plastic ones, covered, covered in crust.

• 23:15Bunnie XO?

  Though they were props, they were so unrealistic. After that, every time she said she was getting her luggage, I would die inside. Where the fuck is she going? Did anybody ask this question?

• 23:26Speaker 02

  Did, um-

• 23:28Bunnie XO?

  And she's using crusty dildos?

• 23:30Speaker 01

  I don't like that word.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  That's disgusting.

• 23:33Bunnie XO?

  Crunchy, crunchy dildos.

• 23:34Speaker 01

  Crunch is fine. Rust, uh, a list of words I don't like.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  Okay, hold on mom. Were you going to hotel? Were you going to dude's house? Where were you? How long were you going for?

• 23:47Bunnie XO?

  Why did she, she said even though they were props, so-

• 23:50Speaker 02

  Props, like I'm wondering-

• 23:51Bunnie XO?

  Props for what?

• 23:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, but like I'm wondering if it was like, remember that one time we watched that girl put that traffic cone inside of her?

• 23:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, maybe. That was crazy. I still haven't gotten over that.

• 24:01Speaker 02

  Or the tentacle? Maybe they were like fun shit.

• 24:03Speaker 01

  That's not a prop then.

• 24:04Bunnie XO?

  I don't wonder how it, I am just curious as how it fits in there, you know?

• 24:10Speaker 02

  I mean, there is a back wall, so I'm kind of confused like-

• 24:13Speaker 01

  You can only go so far.

• 24:14Bunnie XO?

  Cervix, it's called a cervix ladies.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, it's gonna stop eventually unless you go in your butt and it can go a little further.

• 24:22Bunnie XO?

  Really? It won't hit the spine?

• 24:24Speaker 02

  No.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  How far up are you going?

• 24:27Bunnie XO?

  Wazoo.

• 24:29Speaker 02

  There's not a back, there's not a wall at the end of that one.

• 24:32Bunnie XO?

  Do you like anal over-

• 24:33Speaker 01

  Putting stuff up there.

• 24:34Speaker 02

  Not over, no, but I would do anal.

• 24:37Bunnie XO?

  Anal hurts me.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  And not a lot. It's like once in a blue moon.

• 24:41Bunnie XO?

  Am I the only one who like anal hurts so bad?

• 24:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, things aren't supposed to go up your asshole.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  Did it on Easter Sunday one time.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Easter Sunday?

• 24:52Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 24:52Speaker 03

  Before or after the brunch?

• 24:54Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 24:54Speaker 03

  Is a real question.

• 24:55Bunnie XO?

  Before or after the champs? Oh my gosh. Okay, anyways, Mimi, you're next.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  God.

• 25:02Bunnie XO?

  Go ahead. Fucking horrendous, both of ya, both of yas, ya horrendous.

• 25:12Speaker 02

  Okay, hold on.

• 25:14Bunnie XO?

  Um.

• 25:16Speaker 01

  Don't look at me.

• 25:18Speaker 03

  Don't start.

• 25:19Speaker 01

  It's always when she fucking reads too.

• 25:21Bunnie XO?

  Always.

• 25:22Speaker 01

  You started it, I'm already-

• 25:23Bunnie XO?

  I didn't do anything.

• 25:25Speaker 01

  Started making faces.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  I saw that, I caught you.

• 25:31Speaker 01

  This is what she does while you-

• 25:32Speaker 02

  I saw it. Crazy.

• 25:34Speaker 01

  What she does while you read.

• 25:36Speaker 02

  The little teeth came out, I'm crazy.

• 25:39Speaker 01

  It's always the upper lip goes up.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, she just, do it again.

• 25:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  My little rabbit face.

• 25:46Speaker 02

  Alright, this one said that my longtime boyfriend and I moved apartments. While moving, I found a box under the bed I'd never seen before, opened it to find a letter and court documents showing he had a four-year-old daughter he had never mentioned.

• 26:00Bunnie XO?

  What a douche.

• 26:01Speaker 02

  We had been together for four years. She was pregnant when we met. He didn't want the relationship or the baby, so he'd pretty much just walked away and never thought of them again. Well, you can't say he never thought of them again cuz you don't know that, but that's fucked.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  That's so fucked up.

• 26:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, any woman, like what'd you do after you found out? You should have made him be in her life.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's crazy. Especially if she was already pregnant when you guys met, like hello, the baby was made before you guys were together.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's insane.

• 26:28Bunnie XO?

  I've never understood women who are jealous of other people's children. I think that's weird. It's a weird trait to have. If you're like that, something's wrong with you. Like you gotta just love the babies if they come with the guy. No matter what, no matter what the circumstances is.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  How would you feel though, like finding out he had hidden the fact that four years ago he had a kid?

• 26:49Bunnie XO?

  What else are you fucking hiding?

• 26:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 26:51Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy. A whole kid?

• 26:53Speaker 02

  A whole ass like person and child and then you just-

• 26:56Bunnie XO?

  But and then on top of it, he's a fucking deadbeat.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:59Bunnie XO?

  Like you're a fucking deadbeat.

• 27:01Speaker 02

  You're a horrible person.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  If he's like that with that kid, think about-

• 27:05Speaker 02

  You get knocked out.

• 27:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no.

• 27:07Speaker 01

  That's, he could do the exact same to you.

• 27:09Speaker 02

  Literally.

• 27:10Bunnie XO?

  All around shitty story, for sure. Alright guys, we're gonna roll into the next episode of um, Dumb Blonde Podcast, but we're gonna do a lot longer with more of you guys' stories on snooping, so meet us over there next week. See ya. Love ya. Bye.