Ask, Tell, Confess: The Oversharing Has to Stop

We’re bringing back some of the best Ask, Tell, Confess chaos because honestly, some of these stories deserved a second round. Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee start out reminiscing about their band and orchestra days before calling Meme’s sweet, wholesome mama—who proceeds to tell a hotel-cleaning story so graphic it leaves the girls questioning everything they thought they knew about her. Somehow Hobby Lobby gets dragged into it too, because of course it does. Then y’all take over. One listener walks into a hotel room and realizes REAL quick she has accidentally entered the Swingers Olympics, while Bunnie explains how one forgotten ticket turned into a suspended license—and the possibility of having to walk herself into jail like she’s checking in for a dentist appointment. There’s also a tick in a place no tick has any business being, a toddler who nearly mistakes something horrifying for candy, and Yelp reviews of exes so brutally honest they deserve their own one-star rating. And finally, one anonymous listener confesses that her sex drive is basically a full-time job with mandatory overtime. If this is what y’all are willing to tell us, imagine what you’re keeping to yourselves. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:24Bunnie XO?

  How's that for your mesothelioma?

• 0:28Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends, welcome everybody to

• 0:33Bunnie XO?

  shaboom boom boom shaboom. Ask Tell Confetti.

• 0:42Bunnie XO?

  That was a good one.

• 0:42Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 0:43Speaker 02

  How'd you all like really like we

• 0:46Speaker 01

  we all ended it at the same time.

• 0:47Bunnie XO?

  I didn't know you guys had that much rhythm. I was in band.

• 0:52Speaker 02

  What'd you play?

• 0:53Speaker 01

  Clarinet.

• 0:54Bunnie XO?

  How's everybody doing this week?

• 0:55Speaker 01

  I did play the trombone, but my arms are too short.

• 0:58Bunnie XO?

  How's everybody doing this week?

• 0:59Speaker 02

  Great.

• 1:00Bunnie XO?

  Wait, did you say you played the trombone?

• 1:05Bunnie XO?

  What the hell?

• 1:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, my arms were too short to reach some of the notes though, so I had to add a switch.

• 1:10Bunnie XO?

  Did you picture her using her leg? To get the fucking trombone out?

• 1:14Speaker 01

  And I would throw it sometimes. It would just go flying out.

• 1:17Speaker 02

  Wait, does it not come to a stop?

• 1:19Speaker 03

  No. That's how you

• 1:20Speaker 02

  How did you know that?

• 1:21Speaker 03

  Cause I was in band too.

• 1:22Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:23Bunnie XO?

  Nerds. You guys are fucking dorks.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  My mom's a band teacher.

• 1:26Speaker 02

  Just kidding, I did play the clarinet for a little bit.

• 1:29Bunnie XO?

  I was in band, I played the viola.

• 1:31Speaker 02

  The what? I was also in color guard.

• 1:34Bunnie XO?

  I played the viola and I was a crosswalk officer. I fucking loved it.

• 1:38Speaker 02

  Excuse me?

• 1:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 1:40Speaker 02

  What is that?

• 1:41Bunnie XO?

  I got to wear the badge and everything. I felt really cool.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Will you let the kids go?

• 1:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  No way. Like the people I had to stop for where the kids

• 1:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 1:48Speaker 03

  Did you hold the sign?

• 1:49Bunnie XO?

  Yep, stop. Go. It was great. I felt so

• 1:53Speaker 01

  Stop sign?

• 1:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I felt great.

• 1:55Speaker 02

  Stop sign?

• 1:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 1:57Speaker 02

  What stop sign?

• 1:59Bunnie XO?

  It was another life. One of my

• 2:01Speaker 02

  How old were you when you did?

• 2:02Bunnie XO?

  Fifth grade.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:03Bunnie XO?

  But I also was in band.

• 2:04Speaker 01

  I thought you meant like 20 years ago.

• 2:06Bunnie XO?

  I'm sorry, I wasn't in band. I'm such a fucking liar. I didn't want to be in band because I thought that the the band was nerds. I was in orchestra.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  That's even worse.

• 2:18Bunnie XO?

  I know. I know.

• 2:20Speaker 01

  That's wild.

• 2:21Bunnie XO?

  I played the viola.

• 2:22Speaker 01

  We didn't, is it like a violin?

• 2:23Bunnie XO?

  It's a violin, but it's a big, fatter, chunkier version of it.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  You had a thing for chunk.

• 2:29Bunnie XO?

  Oh, it's great. You know, I used to gross myself out by rubbing the chalk. I can't even think about it right now. I get goosebumps thinking about it, but you know how you have to like, I don't know if you've ever played a, a string instrument? You have to chalk up the strings on it. So you rub this chalk on it. Oh God, it's like nails on a chalkboard.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  Is it similar to like when you play pool and you

• 2:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that grosses me out too. The fucking

• 2:54Speaker 01

  I don't know what it does. I just like to do it.

• 2:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I stand there because I think it looks cool.

• 2:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  You just be rubbing it.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, it looks like I'm about to do something cool, but I normally miss.

• 3:05Bunnie XO?

  I love it.

• 3:06Speaker 02

  I want to call in a lifeline because Mama Susan used to clean hotels.

• 3:09Bunnie XO?

  Okay, do it, do it, do it.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  I know, and I distinctly remember her telling me a story.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  Hi, babe.

• 3:16Speaker 02

  Mom.

• 3:17Bunnie XO?

  I love that she answered on a half a ring.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  What's a, what's a dirty hotel room story you can tell real quick? You're on the podcast.

• 3:24Bunnie XO?

  Hi Mama Susan.

• 3:26Speaker 04

  Mimi, I can't tell it.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  Moms.

• 3:28Bunnie XO?

  Say it Susan.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Say it Susan.

• 3:30Bunnie XO?

  Do it now!

• 3:32Speaker 04

  So, I was cleaning a whole bunch of rooms and then I got to this one room and there was like red stuff like everywhere. I mean, it was, it was like everywhere. I'm like looking around. I thought, God, somebody gets shot in here? Oh no.

• 3:50Speaker 04

  I guess they were doing it when she was on her period.

• 3:55Speaker 04

  There were hunks.

• 3:58Speaker 04

  So disgusting.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Mom, did you just say hunks?

• 4:03Speaker 04

  There are hunks.

• 4:04Bunnie XO?

  Oh God.

• 4:05Speaker 02

  God.

• 4:07Bunnie XO?

  Big hunk a knob. It's got the juice.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Okay, that's what I needed. I love you.

• 4:12Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 4:13Speaker 02

  Bye.

• 4:14Bunnie XO?

  I hate it.

• 4:15Speaker 02

  She said hunks. You yelling at my mom?

• 4:24Bunnie XO?

  I said, do it now!

• 4:25Speaker 02

  I'm crying you guys.

• 4:27Bunnie XO?

  I love Susan.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  You know what's even better? She just told that story in public because I checked her location. She's in Hobby Lobby.

• 4:35Speaker 04

  She said she couldn't.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  And you guys, Mimi's mom is like the most wholesome, sweetest woman you'll ever meet.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  She's a Susie homemaker, you guys.

• 4:41Speaker 01

  No, she's literally the sweetest.

• 4:43Bunnie XO?

  When I was 15, I was a busboy at a local resort, Little America. They just put the name out there. Little America, Cheyenne, Wyoming. Occasionally, the restaurant I worked in would, would ask one of the bus staff to deliver room service to one of the rooms. They always asked male staff for safety reasons. On one occasion, I was asked to deliver a tray to a room. I took the tray to the room and a scantily clad woman answered the door. I never went in the room, but I could see that there were about eight or nine men and women in their 60s to 70s. All of them nude in the room. Even at 15, I knew the room smelled like sex. I remember I was tipped well, went back to work and no one ever asked how things went and I never really mentioned it to anyone because I didn't think anyone would believe me.

• 5:28Bunnie XO?

  That, my love, was a swinger party.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 5:32Bunnie XO?

  They had a little, they had a little swinger party going on.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 5:36Bunnie XO?

  And those old people get down. Old swingers, they don't care. They will let the gray wiry ball hairs fly.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  Uh, I feel like that would be like Velcro.

• 5:46Bunnie XO?

  Ew. Listen, we're gonna be there one day. We're gonna have wiry old gray hairs. I won't because I shaved mine, but yeah. You guys will because you have a bush and

• 5:56Speaker 02

  Bro, why do you think I have a bush?

• 5:58Bunnie XO?

  You told us you had a bush.

• 6:00Speaker 02

  No, I said I don't shave it like skin. Like there's like this much hair. That's not a bush.

• 6:06Bunnie XO?

  So you have a five o'clock shadow bush? Why?

• 6:10Speaker 01

  It's double?

• 6:12Bunnie XO?

  Doesn't he get razor burn when you guys bang?

• 6:17Bunnie XO?

  Barney Rubble over there?

• 6:19Speaker 02

  It though is not coarse hair though.

• 6:24Bunnie XO?

  That's gotta hurt dude. I would hate that.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  It's not. It's I don't have coarse hair though.

• 6:30Bunnie XO?

  I, you have to show us.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  Your hair

• 6:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, we need to prove.

• 6:33Bunnie XO?

  We need to see it.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  I'm showing you guys my vagina.

• 6:36Bunnie XO?

  My God. I'm going to jail. Should we talk about it?

• 6:42Speaker 02

  You're just gonna tell the internet this?

• 6:44Bunnie XO?

  Why would I not tell the internet this? I tell the internet everything anyways.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Right.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  I can feel her clenching.

• 6:52Bunnie XO?

  So, uh, your girl got in trouble with the law. Not intentionally. What happened was I got a ticket in 2020 in Alabama, driving home from like a family vacation. Do I remember getting this ticket? Absolutely not, but for some reason, our daughter does. She remembers. She's like, yeah, mom, you remember it was like April of 2020? And I'm like, how do you remember that? But she remembered it. Anyways, I got pulled over. So here's the thing. I literally, I have, I have three vehicles.

• 7:27Bunnie XO?

  Two of them, I have never gotten pulled over and never had a problem. This new one that I got, because I have it designed, it, it looks like Big Worm would be driving it. Okay? It looks like a drug dealer's vehicle. I have been pulled over twice in this fucking vehicle.

• 7:46Speaker 01

  I even warned you.

• 7:47Bunnie XO?

  Literally.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  Scroll up in that group chat.

• 7:49Bunnie XO?

  Swear. So get this, fricking, I'm driving, I get pulled over by this officer. He gets out and you could tell he thought it was gonna be a drug dealer that was in the car. He's like, you need to roll your windows down, like yelling at me from the back of his car, right? So I had to put all the windows down because the tent on it's really dark. And he walks up and he sees that it's me and Monica in it. So he, he gets nicer and he's like, he's like, um, you know, your tent's a little dark, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, I'm sorry, officer. I'm getting a prescription for it, whatever. So he's like, cool, just let me run your license. And he's like, I'll, I'll let you be on your way. And so he runs my license and he comes back and he goes, do you know that your license is suspended? And I was like, what? I said, when? How? How could this happen?

• 8:31Bunnie XO?

  I was like, I'm like a fricking upstanding citizen these days. Like, what are you talking about? And he's like, yeah, it's suspended from a, a ticket in Alabama. And I'm like, okay. I'm like, no, I didn't know that. And he's like, well, I'm gonna let you go with a warning. He's like, but get it fixed. And I'm like, oh, thank you so much. He was so cool. Shout out to that officer. So anyways, I go home, I get ahold of Alabama, find out that the ticket's from 2020, instantly pay it. It gets paid. I got it paid. I paid it at the end of October, like October 20th, right? So I'm assuming that everything's fine and my license is reinstated. I'm, you know, driving the other day. I might've been speeding. I don't know. I can't confirm or deny.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  Plead the fifth.

• 9:13Bunnie XO?

  Plead the fifth. And I'm going down the freeway and literally I passed this officer and he is outside of his car gunning people, you know? Him and I make fucking eye contact dude. While I'm racing by.

• 9:28Bunnie XO?

  Eye contact, right? So I get all the way to almost my exit and I'm like, that was a close one. And what do you know? I look in my freaking rearview mirror and here comes this fucking officer on my ass. So I have anxiety because from, you know, I'm like, oh my God, is my driver's license still suspended? It shouldn't be, you know, whatever. So I rolled the windows down. He comes over and he's like, do you know that you were doing 88? And I was like, okay. You know, like, I didn't know. I, yeah, I was just like, okay, that's what you're saying, but I don't believe I do. You know, I was gonna argue with him. And he's like, do you have your license and registration? He's being a fucking dick. And I'm just like, oh my God, dude. So I just told him straight up, I got pulled over a month ago and I was told that my license was suspended. I paid the ticket. It should

• 10:11Bunnie XO?

  be reinstated by now, whatever. So he goes to his car and then he comes back and he's like, no, your license is still suspended. And I'm like, oh my gosh. I'm like, I'm so sorry. What do I do? He's like, well, it is an arrestable offense. And I'm just like, fuck dude. And he's like, but I'm not gonna arrest you now. He's like, but sometime this week, you need to go down to the jail and book yourself in. First of all, I didn't know that was an option. Cause I know, growing up as a criminal, if you give me that option, I'm never checking myself in. You know what I'm saying? Like, this is not, we're not going to a five star resort here.

• 10:46Speaker 02

  I feel like you were being punkfaked.

• 10:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I know. It was crazy. And I was just like, okay. So I agreed to whatever. And then he made me and Monica switch so that Monica can drive or whatever. Come to find out, the ticket was paid. The ticket was paid October 24th. So I don't know why it's still, um, why it's still suspended, but I got my lawyer on it, whatever. So it looks like your girl is gonna have to go book herself in. And if I do, you guys have seen all my past mug shots, right? I'm going in glam to the fuck up, baby.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  We are going to give you the works.

• 11:17Bunnie XO?

  No, and I'm going to, and yes, and I'm going to vlog it.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  Front be the old mug shot, back be the new mug shot.

• 11:25Bunnie XO?

  When I told my lawyer that I was gonna vlog it, he was like, no comment. I love my lawyer so much. But yeah, so that's a-

• 11:35Speaker 02

  Talk about them possibly holding you?

• 11:36Bunnie XO?

  They, I hope they don't. I have anxiety. I don't want to be held.

• 11:41Speaker 02

  I have a horrible fear that we're gonna be waiting outside with cameras and you're not gonna come back out.

• 11:46Bunnie XO?

  I won't go there unless my lawyer goes with me. There's no way. Like, I'm not built for, I'm not built for prison or jail. I'm not doing it.

• 11:54Speaker 02

  Especially fully glam. Can you imagine?

• 11:56Bunnie XO?

  I'm not doing it. My OCD, oh my-

• 11:58Speaker 01

  Don't they take your eyelashes?

• 11:59Bunnie XO?

  They better not.

• 12:00Speaker 01

  I will, I will go fight.

• 12:02Bunnie XO?

  They better freaking not.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  At the window with her hand?

• 12:05Speaker 01

  Just put them in my hand.

• 12:07Bunnie XO?

  They better not. And I know we're laughing about it and it's no joking matter. Don't drive on a freaking suspended license, but I didn't know. This ticket's from five years ago.

• 12:16Speaker 02

  We got pulled over in Vegas that one time. Why were you not? And that was like, within a year.

• 12:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:23Speaker 01

  Did he run your stuff?

• 12:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, he did.

• 12:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, we got a ticket.

• 12:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I got a ticket. Actually, I've had two tickets. Remember? Didn't we get pulled? Oh, no, Charlie was driving. Wasn't he driving? Or no, was I driving?

• 12:33Speaker 02

  You were driving. Monica's on my lap.

• 12:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I got pulled over again after that. Man, I get pulled over a lot now that I think about it. Gosh. But that was in Vegas.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  That doesn't count.

• 12:45Speaker 02

  He goes, you, you told the officer-

• 12:48Bunnie XO?

  And I wasn't driving my car. I was driving my husband's that looks like a fucking drug dealer's car.

• 12:52Speaker 02

  You told the officer, well, the speed limit in Tennessee is, and he said, ma'am, this is Las Vegas.

• 12:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:57Speaker 02

  That was funny.

• 12:59Bunnie XO?

  I know. I thought I could get away with it. Listen, all these women are talking, always talk about how they have like, these great experiences with cops and how cops let them go. And like, you know, they can just bat their eyelashes. Cops hate me. They literally do not like me. I don't know why, but I've never had that experience. So kudos to you ladies who can get away-

• 13:18Speaker 02

  Except for that one cool one that, just recently. Shout out to him.

• 13:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, shout out to him. Yeah, actually, shout out to him. But other than that, no, I don't have cool ones. It's always like the guy who's making me go get fucking booked, you know?

• 13:28Speaker 02

  That's so funny. That was funny.

• 13:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Used to snort cocaine and use my pinky nail to snort cocaine. And now I use my pinky nail to put magnesium in my water bottle.

• 13:42Speaker 02

  What a life change.

• 13:43Bunnie XO?

  I have not been feeling great because of this fricking Reddit stuff. If you guys want to hear about it, just go and, uh, listen to this, this week's podcast. And we go into a little bit more detail about what happened and stuff. But yeah. My, how times have changed. It was the funniest thing because Momo and I were driving yesterday and she wasn't feeling good. And I was like, you need electrolytes. So I pulled out a baggie. It's literally a sandwich bag full of electrolytes. It looks like fucking an eight, like an eight ball of cocaine. And, uh, she's like, what is our life? She's like, this is, it never used to be like this. So I was like, now I know what fucking parents were talking about. Like, have fun while you're young because in your 40s, shit hits different. All right. So who's gonna kick this off reading some of these Yelp reviews?

• 14:28Speaker 02

  I got a really good one. I want to kick off. No. Okay. So this one, uh, so she gave him a one star. If you're looking for an alcoholic woman beating churchgoing man-

• 14:39Bunnie XO?

  That's one of mine. Damn it.

• 14:41Speaker 02

  Churchgoing man with a huge dick, then I recommend you give him a try. Added, I must give him five stars for that gorgeous dick. 10 and a half inches long and as wide as a Coke can. It was so beautiful. Always worked whenever you needed it.

• 14:54Bunnie XO?

  God, it sounds glorious. The description alone was grand.

• 15:04Speaker 02

  She gave it to us.

• 15:05Bunnie XO?

  And why is it that the most toxic men have the most beautiful fucking appendages? Like, they literally have the most beautiful cocks.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  That's why.

• 15:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. They're all cock. That's all they care about. They, they've never had to develop, it's like the ugly girl. Like, when you grew up ugly, you got to develop your personality because you weren't pretty when you were younger, you know? So it's like, guys, they don't have to develop a personality because-

• 15:28Speaker 02

  They're like, I got that.

• 15:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Because they got a big old fucking hog in between their thighs. My little horny toad. Okay.

• 15:37Speaker 01

  Negative 100 out of 10. He thought he would try to make a family with me. And then when it really came down to nitty gritty, in the parent part, he said, peace out. His family also is extremely toxic and likes to fight with anyone who gets to challenge these, their precious little grandson, who's 38, by the way. Also, the man had zero hygiene and smells like twisted tea and dirty balls 24/7. Would not recommend. If you receive him, please return to sender immediately. Don't even look in the box. Just send him straight back to hell where he belongs.

• 16:10Bunnie XO?

  Damn. She didn't hold back. That was a baby daddy that she was like, fuck this dude.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  You are having a rough time.

• 16:19Bunnie XO?

  My next, my next week of Reddit has been way better than the first week, guys. I severely lowered my dose, watered down the old rat tattooey. And, uh, yeah, I feel, your girl feels good. Except I feel like I'm gonna puke right now because I had to take an antibiotic too. So.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  You're going through it over there.

• 16:37Bunnie XO?

  That's how my day is fucking going, man. How about you guys?

• 16:41Speaker 02

  I'm doing pretty good.

• 16:43Bunnie XO?

  Horny? You say? We have all agreed that Reddit has made us all horny.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  I thought I was just ovulating, but then she brought it to the table. She said, how do we feel? And we all went.

• 16:55Speaker 01

  I was like, you know what? Last night makes sense.

• 16:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:59Speaker 01

  This past week, yeah.

• 17:01Bunnie XO?

  I've been, I've been really raring and ready to roll. I'm like, where's this coming from?

• 17:06Speaker 02

  That's nice.

• 17:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I don't mind it. Nice little hint of spark still left in the old bug. All right. So we-

• 17:17Speaker 02

  That old rigamarole.

• 17:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, the old rigamarole. Come on Haley, say it. Give me a little rigamarole.

• 17:23Speaker 01

  Rigamarole, I hate it. She hate, I hate those words together.

• 17:28Bunnie XO?

  Mimi said it downstairs and she was ready to fucking fight people. This one's rough.

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, strap in.

• 17:35Bunnie XO?

  Kate, she said, well, not my story, but I did receive a quick call from my bestie while she was in a panic. Her two-year-old daughter, this girl, gives us a run for our money, was eating fruit snacks when bestie noticed something dripping from her mouth. She quickly ran over to examine what was going on. The little had blood gushing from her mouth. Bestie picked up the fruit snack and it had legs. It indeed was a swollen tick that fell off their dog. It was blood from the tick from the dog. Oh, and the dog is being treated for limes. So she quickly called the nurse's line and the nurse clearly had to make some calls. When she got a call back, little had stumped four nurses and three

• 18:19Bunnie XO?

  pediatricians. They were told to watch her closely in the upcoming days and all is well with little until our next crazy adventure.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  I'm crying because I'm gagging so bad.

• 18:30Bunnie XO?

  What fucking would make that little girl think a tick looked scrumptious? What about a tick is tantalizing for a child?

• 18:38Speaker 02

  I get it though, the really big ones, they look like gushers. I don't know if you've ever seen them on like, like cows and horses? The really big ones look like gushers.

• 18:50Bunnie XO?

  I never thought they looked like a gusher. They look like fucking-

• 18:52Speaker 01

  I mean, when you're like, little, you probably don't know any better.

• 18:55Bunnie XO?

  It's goddamn legs.

• 18:56Speaker 02

  That's true. That is true.

• 18:58Bunnie XO?

  I've never once-

• 18:59Speaker 02

  And I bet you, it was like, very docile though, because that means it was like full, full, docile. All right. Why is he flexing his butthole like that?

• 19:08Speaker 01

  Ew. It's talking to us.

• 19:11Bunnie XO?

  Okay. Crutchy Alan Jackson, get up here right now. God. This dog just strutting around. You gotta poop?

• 19:26Bunnie XO?

  I just, the, the whole tick thing is disgusting.

• 19:28Speaker 02

  I freak out with ticks. Have you guys ever had a tick on you? And then like when you pull it off, like you can literally feel.

• 19:36Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  I just like, I had one in my head and you could feel it. It's like when you pull it off. Cause you can feel like ripping.

• 19:41Bunnie XO?

  Stop.

• 19:42Speaker 01

  Cause it's got its like hooks in you.

• 19:44Speaker 02

  It does. Digs its head into your skin. I pulled one off my arm the other day, but I, I felt like for like the next hour. I was like.

• 19:51Bunnie XO?

  Cause it's like a venom that they have or something. It's like numbs.

• 19:56Bunnie XO?

  Have you ever had one?

• 19:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, I grew up in the Midwest.

• 19:59Bunnie XO?

  I thought I had one in my butthole one time. Remember when I found that mole?

• 20:02Speaker 02

  You made me look.

• 20:03Bunnie XO?

  And I thought, and I thought it was a tick.

• 20:05Speaker 02

  Yeah. She bent over the couch. She said, Hey, I need you to check them for ticks.

• 20:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. It was a mole and my little mole in the hole that looked like a tick.

• 20:13Speaker 02

  We all checked it.

• 20:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:15Speaker 02

  I think you just wanted to show us your butthole.

• 20:16Bunnie XO?

  No, I never want to show anybody my butthole. I mean, she's cute though, but.

• 20:21Speaker 02

  I've seen her plenty of times.

• 20:23Bunnie XO?

  She's been through a lot online. She's been through a lot online. Hi, do you know what your butthole looks like?

• 20:31Speaker 03

  Honestly, no.

• 20:32Bunnie XO?

  You've never spread your cheeks in the mirror?

• 20:34Speaker 03

  I have done that, but I'm not as like agile to like see.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  Stop the look back?

• 20:38Speaker 03

  You know, like.

• 20:39Bunnie XO?

  No, you just look in the mirror.

• 20:41Speaker 03

  But my mirror's kinda high. So whenever I like.

• 20:43Bunnie XO?

  You've never put a mirror on the floor?

• 20:45Speaker 03

  No, I never tried standing on the counter though.

• 20:47Bunnie XO?

  Or you could get, you know, the one of those.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Take a selfie.

• 20:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:50Bunnie XO?

  Or no, or get one of those mirrors that like goes up against the wall and you lay it on the ground and you just squat over it.

• 20:56Speaker 03

  Never thought about that.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  One of my confesses literally says I took a picture of my butthole to see my hemorrhoids and it's actually kinda cute.

• 21:02Bunnie XO?

  Not friendship drama, but my sister and I both hooked up with at least two of the same guys without knowing for years. And I first dated her husband back when we were teenagers, then dated her husband's twin brother a couple of times. And that twin brought so much drama with his baby mama. How did you not know?

• 21:23Speaker 02

  Are you and your sister not that close or something?

• 21:25Bunnie XO?

  Do you guys not talk? Are you guys just fucking people and like and not telling like what is, she said I dated a few times. So that means fucked a few times. How? How does everybody not know about each other? And the dudes that are sleeping with the same girls, how are they not saying anything?

• 21:41Speaker 02

  Also a twin. He looks the same.

• 21:43Bunnie XO?

  There's a twin, but then there's also the, the, her husband. She slept with her husband and his twin. First of all, the brothers definitely had to have known that you guys fucked, unless it's just a whole fucking secret society. And everybody's just passing around fucking bodily fluids, but something about that does not sit right with me.

• 22:01Speaker 02

  No, they had to have known.

• 22:03Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Unless you guys live like opposite lives and just don't, are just sisters that don't communicate.

• 22:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:10Bunnie XO?

  But I couldn't understand how one of the guys would have been like, Hey, I fucked your sister, you know?

• 22:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. That's crazy. That is wild.

• 22:19Speaker 01

  Are we not doing like Instagram stalking or Facebook stalking?

• 22:22Speaker 02

  Yeah. With, with social media nowadays, how do you not?

• 22:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:26Speaker 02

  That's weird. To, to go as far as husband is wild.

• 22:29Bunnie XO?

  Crazy.

• 22:31Bunnie XO?

  I would never wanna, I don't even wanna hook up with my friends leftovers.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  No.

• 22:35Bunnie XO?

  Let alone, like I could never be a homie hopper. There's no way. I would never hook up with one of my friends husbands. Like that's fucking weird.

• 22:45Speaker 01

  They were already married or this was before it was her husband?

• 22:48Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I, I didn't even wanna feed, I didn't even wanna feed Jason cake without asking you.

• 22:53Speaker 02

  That was the funniest video. She goes, she goes to feed him, go like, can I, can I feed him?

• 22:58Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:00Bunnie XO?

  I mean, listen, okay, hold on. Let me paint this picture for you. We're at a buffet in Las Vegas and it's a huge buffet. And I forget, I, we were at the dessert.

• 23:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. You're both sugar free. Jason's sugar free. You're sugar free.

• 23:13Bunnie XO?

  So we're sugar free and I was trying a sugar free dessert. And just like if I was trying something and I would give it to one of you guys, I went to go give it to Jason.

• 23:20Speaker 02

  But he's got hands full of plates.

• 23:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Cause he had hands full, hands full of plates. And I went to go give it to him and I was like, and poor Jason was just like, you know, cause he, all he's thinking about is the dessert, you know? And I was like, I went like this and stopped right in front of his mouth and looked at her and I go, can I feed your husband? And she was like, yeah, bitch, you weirdo. I was like, look, I don't fucking know, you know, like I just always wanna have respect. So.

• 23:50Speaker 01

  Caramel? Yes, I'm gonna eat one right now.

• 24:02Speaker 01

  Can I feed him?

• 24:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:03Speaker 01

  Okay. They wanna be weird.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  It's good. It's not, it's, the aftertaste is a little pungent.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  I've had sugar free aftertaste.

• 24:19Speaker 01

  Like they overcompensated with the cinnamon.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  Way better.

• 24:32Speaker 02

  Better?

• 24:33Speaker 01

  Way better.

• 24:35Bunnie XO?

  I couldn't imagine hooking up with my sister's fucking leftovers or anything. All right. We're gonna go out with a bang, baby. And listen, I told you, the guys came through this week for me.

• 24:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, mine was a guy.

• 24:47Bunnie XO?

  Look, it's all guys. Mimi's getting prepared.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  I'm really nervous. She's gonna say come again.

• 24:54Bunnie XO?

  Something like that.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  I can't handle that word anymore.

• 25:01Speaker 02

  Bro, I missed an entire section of hair on my leg.

• 25:06Speaker 01

  Yep, you did.

• 25:07Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I, I'm so sorry. This is a female. I am so horny all the time. It's almost unbearable. She's 24, female. I masturbate multiple times a day, almost every day, and it barely touches how desperate my body feels. It's like scratching an itch that never stops itching. I am wet almost constantly. My thighs clench on their own and I desperately want to feel something inside of me all the time. My clit throbs and my pussy clench at the slightest turn on. I'm still a virgin.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  What?

• 25:40Bunnie XO?

  And that makes it feel both harder and hotter. Every fantasy, every imagined touch feels like it's driving me totally insane. It feels like I am desperate for someone to notice to take control and fuck me. I am soaking wet right now, just writing this and probably going to masturbate after posting. Does anyone else feel this way or am I alone here? Will I grow out of it?

• 26:06Speaker 02

  She's still intact? That's wild.

• 26:09Speaker 01

  What is up with all the extra details?

• 26:15Speaker 01

  God.

• 26:17Bunnie XO?

  Would you rather than be vague like Christina?

• 26:23Bunnie XO?

  I mean, okay. So to answer the question, I know what it's like to be that horny, cause I have been that horny before. But it comes in like cycles of the month. So I'm wondering if maybe she's a little bit hornier during like her ovulation or right before her period.

• 26:38Speaker 02

  She's throbbing all the time. Oh no. There was no waves there, guys. That seems like it's a chronic.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Maybe go to the doctor.

• 26:50Bunnie XO?

  I don't think there's anything wrong with it though. She's 24.

• 26:53Speaker 02

  Maybe it's like.

• 26:55Bunnie XO?

  Mimi.

• 26:56Speaker 02

  You know what I'm talking where it happens all the time? That, no, that's what I was thinking. And what's that? No, narcolepsy. That's what I was thinking of.

• 27:04Bunnie XO?

  I was like, maybe.

• 27:07Bunnie XO?

  Fuck.

• 27:07Speaker 01

  Fuck.

• 27:10Bunnie XO?

  I think she's 24. She's horny. Boys are like that. Maybe she has more testosterone than.

• 27:17Speaker 02

  I mean, you've got the testosterone of a UFC fighter.

• 27:19Bunnie XO?

  I do, I do. But yeah, I think you're normal. I think if you.

• 27:24Speaker 02

  Just keep rubbing it out.

• 27:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Just keep fucking play, fucking play the fiddle, baby.

• 27:29Speaker 01

  It's not illegal, so.

• 27:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. You're not hurting anybody.

• 27:33Bunnie XO?

  You're not, maybe she's just ready. I don't know. I don't know. All right. On that note, you guys, we're out of here. Toodleoo. Love ya. Bye bye.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  That is not illegal.