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2:01 Speaker 08 Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructible.
2:07 Speaker 08 This episode. Breastie Bob, mother to all, and pizza plunderer catalogs the gents Guinness Book entries. Majesterial Mark has a crushing catastrophe, admits ire for intel, has extended expulsions, and wows on wow. Wedding Watcher Wade has hobbit horror, wipes out wings, pulverizes pinkies, and rizes raid. From a defined structure to Tyler's balls. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's time for World Record Today. Now, sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
2:55 Speaker 06 Hello and welcome back to another exciting episode of Distractible, the coolest podcast that's ever lived. That's right, Distractible is not just a show that you watch or listen to, it is a living, breathing creature. That's why we have to be here, we have to nurture it, we're the caretakers. We feed it of our breasts and we make sure that it gets all the love and support that it needs in this world. I'm your host slash Earth Mother Bob. I'm joined today by my co-hosts slash competitors, Mark and Wade.
3:29 Speaker 06 Hi. Why are you making a face like that? That's the same intro I always do. I'm making, I'm smiling, I'm doing a soft smile. Oh, good.
3:37 Speaker 05 I have a terrible memory, so I don't remember that ever being your intro before, but I believe you.
3:41 Speaker 06 Every single time, I've always done it the same, it's very carefully structured. Uh, if you've never seen the show before, all of that stuff I just said is true. Also, there's gonna be points and whoever gets the most points and/or least points, depending on what happens at the end of the episode, uh, hosts the next one, cuz they shall be declared the winner. And that's it. It's, uh, it's like that one show with that other fat guy who wears glasses. Everything's made up and the points don't matter. There's another one. It was on TV, something about big fan of Cleveland. Oh, the French one, Les Distractables. Whatever. How are you guys doing? Got any small talk? Yeah, but are you gonna let me talk about it? Have I not been letting you talk? Was I domineering you? Remember, remember.
4:26 Speaker 06 Listen, you have to tell me if I'm talking too much, okay? Don't, don't just let me stamp, don't let me stamp all over you. I'm trying to create a welcoming space here, shut up.
4:39 Speaker 06 Uh, what's up, buddy?
4:40 Speaker 07 Oh, the saddest, the sadness is abound. Had a devastating, devastating, devastating blow to my happiness.
4:50 Speaker 05 That's great.
4:52 Speaker 07 Opposite.
4:52 Speaker 05 That's not great.
4:53 Speaker 07 Hmm, it's one of these. I'm gonna text you guys a picture, but beware. It might be the saddest picture you've ever seen in your guys' life. I'll put, I'll get to the address after too, um, but prepare yourselves.
5:06 Speaker 05 Is it a picture of the battery dying in my Switch 2 while I'm playing Pokemon?
5:10 Speaker 07 Worse.
5:10 Speaker 05 Oh, oh, that is very sad.
5:14 Speaker 06 Oh, Lord.
5:16 Speaker 07 Yeah.
5:17 Speaker 06 What happened?
5:18 Speaker 05 Uh, listeners and watchers who were not showing the picture to, what we're looking at is electronics, but broke.
5:23 Speaker 06 Wait, you could see the, the, the ass end is cracked, but what happened to the front? Would you try and install it with a sledgehammer?
5:31 Speaker 07 I, I don't know why I didn't think that this would happen. You know, I, I told you guys about this GPU that I bought, this really expensive one that I was like, oh, but it's so powerful and good.
5:44 Speaker 05 No.
5:45 Speaker 06 That's not that, is it?
5:50 Speaker 07 I told you this was the saddest story.
5:53 Speaker 06 Oh, man.
5:55 Speaker 05 Man, can I like Venmo you a hug?
5:58 Speaker 06 Did, did, wait, wait, wait. Did you do it or did someone else do it though?
6:02 Speaker 07 It's, it's halfway in between, but I should have, it's, it, the responsibility is on my shoulders because I brought it with me to my undisclosed location. So I took my whole computer, packed it up, put foam in there and everything. I had it sealed up in a Pelican case. I was like, okay, if there's ever a place for this to be safe, it's gonna be here, right? I packed it in a way that, and I didn't even think about where the computer would be. Like if the front of the computer is here, I set it in sideways and the back of the computer is here where the, the GPU sits. Where when you lift the thing, it's hanging this way. So I, I just think of every time I picked up my Pelican case and dropped it on the ground, the GPU went
6:47 Speaker 07 that way in that direction. That's why there's a split right there is because it was just on the PCI Express lodges. So I I can't even really blame TSA. Not all the all the foam in the world couldn't have stopped the tiny amount of movement that it had, which is like it barely moved a few millimeters, but that was enough over time over a whole travel to another state to crack that bitch
7:09 Speaker 06 No, that sucks.
7:14 Speaker 07 However, there is a possibility that it could be repaired. It's just the PCI Express slot, and that's bad, but that is a standard part. It's part of the board. So I think they would still have to get a whole new donor board for that card, but it's possible for it to get to be repaired. I'm hoping.
7:33 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah, that looks fixable.
7:36 Speaker 06 It's worth it, I'm sure, to get it repaired versus buying a new one. So fuck.
7:42 Speaker 07 Yeah, yeah.
7:44 Speaker 05 I didn't mean to text hi. My phone just did that.
7:47 Speaker 07 You texted hi.
7:49 Speaker 05 Oh, my phone just said hi, but it did.
7:52 Speaker 06 What?
7:52 Speaker 07 This is how little my friend cares. Jesus Christ.
8:00 Speaker 06 I'm gonna send you the saddest picture of my eye.
8:04 Speaker 07 It's just like, it's not even like a, oh, man, it's just, that is so dismissive of that. I appreciate it.
8:10 Speaker 06 Oh, fuck. So you probably made it all the way, like you were bringing that with you to like a specific place. You made it all the way into where you were gonna get your computer back out and you were like, ah, here we go, set it up. Did you like turn it on and then something bad or did you, when you opened your Pelican, were you like, wait, what the fuck?
8:27 Speaker 07 I had no idea until I turned it on because I turned it on and none of the monitors turned on. And I was like, oh, what's going on? The whole thing's lighting up. Everything else is working. And I opened it up. I'm like, doesn't look weird. And then I unscrew the graphics card. It's like, maybe something happened there. I hear a crunch as I pull it out.
8:43 Speaker 06 Oh, no.
8:45 Speaker 07 And I turn it over. I'm just like, oh, no.
8:48 Speaker 05 Hi.
8:51 Speaker 06 Hi. Maybe it was a supportive hi. Maybe it really depends on the intonation of it, you know?
8:58 Speaker 05 Yeah, you really gotta get the tone.
9:00 Speaker 06 Ah.
9:00 Speaker 05 Ledger's Joker waving to Harvey did hi.
9:04 Speaker 07 Oh, yeah. Say hi to pay your respects.
9:10 Speaker 06 Oh, my God.
9:12 Speaker 07 Yeah. So to remind everyone at home, that card cost me, I don't want to say.
9:19 Speaker 05 I mean, it's already out there. It's gonna.
9:20 Speaker 07 I know. I just don't want to say it again because if I can't repair. Uh, it's $8,500 was that card.
9:30 Speaker 05 That card is more expensive than the most expensive tower I've ever built entirely.
9:35 Speaker 07 Yeah.
9:38 Speaker 06 Hi.
9:39 Speaker 07 Hi. I heard words from, from the guy at the post house I'm at right now. He used to have a travel case for his DIT setup, which is like they ingest the footage offset. It's not the guy you could use, Matt. It's another guy. And he had these two cards that were specifically for red footage. And a few others that are like for very specific ingesting. TSA, for some reason, opened up his case, ripped those cards open, like the cover off. And we're looking inside. I don't, I don't know.
10:10 Speaker 06 Hi. That's just a murder. That's not an accident. That's terrible.
10:16 Speaker 07 Yeah, I don't remember what the price of those were back in the day, but it was not cheap. So, yeah.
10:22 Speaker 06 That's more like hi. And Marx is more like hi.
10:26 Speaker 07 I see it on a website and this is probably what it used to be. Or this is probably the more recent price, but not what it used to be. $6,750. $6,750 for a new one of those now, which they don't even, you don't even need it anymore.
10:41 Speaker 06 And he had two of them and I'm sure they were substantially more, uh, maybe not substantially, but they were more some. Is it hampering your, what you were going to do? Or are you just like using another computer or something and just sad about it?
10:54 Speaker 07 Weirdly enough, I was able to get everything I needed to do for now done with the integrated GPU, which is another thing where I'm like, everyone was sleeping on these Intel processors, this latest generation, because it got like a few frames less than gaming. They're fucking productivity beast, these things. I was using the integrated GPU and I was able to scrub, at least scrub my timeline. It's not like my MacBook where, you know, I can actually edit the movie purely on that, but it was, it was keeping up just fine. I was able to go through what I needed, render out footage, export files. I forgot that Intel has like these features. Probably all the Intel haters out there are just like, but I'm, dude, don't, don't be, don't be stuck on one manufacturer. Hey, a good, a good card is a good card.
11:36 Speaker 07 This, this was a good card. So yeah, it saved my ass. Yeah, it really did.
11:40 Speaker 06 I have always thought that was silly that people pick teams like the brand of whoever, whatever large company makes your processor, your GPU is like, use the best, most cost efficient one. Who gives a shit?
11:51 Speaker 07 Yeah.
11:52 Speaker 06 It's gonna, it has gone back and forth. One has dominated, the other has dominated, like whatever. If it's good, it's good. How wonderful is that?
12:02 Speaker 07 Did you ever actually talk about how much the hate was during that ad campaign?
12:06 Speaker 06 And that's the only thing the subreddit talked about for two weeks.
12:10 Speaker 07 It was like they played one thing and, and it replaced the point sound.
12:17 Speaker 05 Am I weird for liking it? Like I liked the noise.
12:20 Speaker 06 I think you just like it because it pissed people off. Like you're,
12:23 Speaker 05 I didn't know it did at the time.
12:24 Speaker 06 You're exactly that dude. Yeah, but that's you.
12:28 Speaker 07 It is kind of you.
12:29 Speaker 06 You, I know that part of you is like, ah, everyone hates that. God, I love that.
12:33 Speaker 05 I didn't know they hated it whenever I first liked it, but also the fact they hated it, I kind of liked. I'm not, that's, that's true, but separate.
12:40 Speaker 06 I don't get that either. For anyone who's lacking context, we did a sponsored thing and it, like Mark said, there were, there was a line that we said in like every episode for a month or something. And, uh, cause it was like a segment, basically. And, uh, and they replaced the point sound, which I don't even know if we still do point sounds very consistently, because we don't really say like, that's a point. It's like a secret.
13:03 Speaker 07 That's true.
13:03 Speaker 06 You guys already have points. I haven't said shit. That way I can make it up and make whoever win that I want. Anyway, I don't know why I was so hated, but that was wild. What time to be alive?
13:14 Speaker 07 For the record.
13:15 Speaker 06 Twenty three?
13:16 Speaker 07 Oh, yeah, it was like two years ago, maybe. For the record, there's many things about Intel that I have big gripes about. How can Intel literally make Thunderbolt and it doesn't fucking work on? Windows platforms where their chips are? I don't get that. Look, I got it to work after reinstalling the drivers 10,000 times on one computer. But on the Dell computer that I got with like the Intel workstation card, they have an add in Thunderbolt. Doesn't fucking work. I can't get it to work at all. Nothing. I like I'll install the driver, get something to plug in work. I'll reboot it once. Gone. Drivers just annihilated themselves. So I don't know. They got, they got, they got some work to do there, but.
13:55 Speaker 06 That's some very early 2000s computer shit. I remember when every, every computer was just like that, where it's like every time you re, you turn it off, turn it back on. It's like, what thing is just fucking blown out of existence now? How many, how many times am I going to have to reinstall audio drivers before I hear my computer make a sound again? I love 2008.
14:16 Speaker 05 In a, on a related note, this past weekend, I went down to Appalachia, like the Appalachian Mountains in Kentucky. Uh, near, um, Red River Gorge. And it was beautiful, beautiful wedding, perfect weather, beautiful ceremony. Drive down was really, really pretty. It was like, we got down there, kind of like close to sunset. It was really pretty in the mountains going through at that time. Um, ceremony went out without a hitch. We all gathered up for like the reception and then it was time for dinner and dinner delicious. Perfect. But I didn't quite get enough to fill me up. It seemed like they were running low on some of like they had the salmon and they had like a pasta, which I always thought was bold to have like fish at a wedding. I love fish, but a lot of people don't. So like whenever we did our wedding, I was like, I don't know if we'll serve fish because you know, so many people are kind of picky about it.
15:01 Speaker 05 They had salmon and it was so good. But I was, I finished up and I was like, man, I could go for a little bit more food, but you know, it is what it is, I guess. Like an hour or two later, we're like wrapping up, getting ready, because we had to drive all the way back to Cincinnati. It was like a two and a half, three hour drive. We're getting ready to leave and Molly's like, I'm surprised you didn't get another plate of food. And I was, what do you mean? They never called for seconds or anything. She's like, oh no, but they were like, it was there. You could have gotten so much more food. And it was some of the best food.
15:26 Speaker 05 I don't know. I guess maybe just driving, having like fast food for lunch and driving all that way. It it hits so well. It was like southern cooking or whatever. I could have had seconds. It's almost as bad as losing a $10,000 graphics card, not having seconds.
15:38 Speaker 06 I thought that was going to like the the fish was gonna make you sick.
15:42 Speaker 05 No, it was perfect.
15:43 Speaker 07 For the big reveal.
15:46 Speaker 06 Mark destroyed an invaluable piece of technology through accidental whoopsie doos. And Wade didn't eat more food at his fancy wedding party.
15:59 Speaker 07 It was the worst wedding ever. They did not hand feed me seconds.
16:07 Speaker 07 Believe this. You're busy all dancing and stuff and I was there hungry.
16:13 Speaker 05 Normally, whenever you guys have like something great or terrible, I can't really relate, but this time I really feel like we were on par.
16:19 Speaker 07 Yeah, we're on the same. Hi, hi, my friend. Hi.
16:23 Speaker 06 Yeah, honestly, if we were having a competition of whose story is sadder, I'm leaning just ever so slightly towards Wade, I think. It's very close.
16:33 Speaker 07 It's understandable. I get it.
16:36 Speaker 05 Would have been perfect. Everything was so perfect and lovely. The drives went smoothly. Great.
16:40 Speaker 07 The guy that left a four star that wedding.
16:45 Speaker 07 He was so beautiful, so happy for them.
16:49 Speaker 06 I don't even know how you showed up for this recording session. I would be curled up in bed.
16:53 Speaker 05 Those man, those mashed. It was like a red skin mashed potato, just a little bit more of that in the corn and green beans would have Jeff's kiss really.
17:01 Speaker 06 They probably just threw it away. They probably had so much. They were like, ah, feed the possums or whatever animals they have in Appalachia.
17:09 Speaker 05 It was probably at least like $30 worth of food. Imagine wasting or losing $30 worth of something.
17:15 Speaker 06 It was someone else's $30. You didn't even get the $30.
17:19 Speaker 05 No.
17:20 Speaker 07 Did. Did Molly get seconds?
17:22 Speaker 05 I didn't ask, but oh my God, if she did, that sure doesn't have a moment.
17:26 Speaker 06 Man, I hope she did. I just know you guys were sitting there eating your first plate and she leaned over and was like, hey, I'm gonna get one more thing. Do you want anything? And you were just like, oh my God. I'm weeping from this deliciousness of this food. Don't talk to me, woman. And she was like, all right, I'm gonna, I was just gonna, okay. And she went and got another plate and you didn't even notice.
17:48 Speaker 05 No, no, she got up for a drink, right? It was a drink.
17:51 Speaker 06 Uh huh. You get drinks and plates in this. You got two hands. She's two hands, right? Last time I checked, I guess I've not seen her in the last few hours. Things could have changed. Man, I have never been so down in the dumps in my entire life. Both of you. Strong stuff.
18:06 Speaker 07 How could we recover?
18:08 Speaker 06 Crazy, crazy happenings.
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19:47 Speaker 06 Well, perhaps my planned episode, the competition battle royale for today's thing will bring us all back to the joyous, happy times. Or, man, fucking something. I'm so sad I can't even talk anymore.
20:03 Speaker 07 Am I crazy or is there a shadow appearing on the bed behind me? Is there somebody moving? Did you see that? Right about here, there? Did you see that?
20:12 Speaker 06 Um, I am seeing that.
20:15 Speaker 07 Is someone over there?
20:17 Speaker 06 I think that's like, artifacting?
20:20 Speaker 07 God, I hope so. Cause I'm looking at a wall and I'm like, I don't know.
20:28 Speaker 06 Lurk an inch away from the wall, like, hey, guy. Uh, anyway, guys, if you change the timeframe enough, we've all been the best in the entire world at something. And specifically, Mandy had this thought, and I want to talk about this. Every day, there is someone who jumped the highest in the world, ran the fastest in the world, whatever, took the biggest shit. Like, every day, every 24 hour period, there is like one person who is the best at any given thing, right?
21:01 Speaker 07 Somebody did take the biggest shit. That's crazy.
21:05 Speaker 06 I want to talk about things that we think we might hold the single day record for.
21:13 Speaker 07 I got it.
21:13 Speaker 06 And I have, oh, Mark's ready. All right.
21:16 Speaker 07 Peeing, pissing. My God, I cannot stop pissing.
21:21 Speaker 06 Old claims.
21:22 Speaker 07 I swear to God, because I've been drinking a gallon and a half a day. I don't need to drink that much. Been doing it. Can't stop pissing. My body has not adapted. There is no adaptation happening. I'm thirstier than ever because I think my body is shunting it all out of me. And people say that's what you're supposed to do, but I swear, one of those times, I was, I was, I was just like, I don't know what happened to me. I just could not get in this nerve where I could get to a bathroom, like on a convenient time. And then I got a bathroom and it's the longest piss of my entire life. Unbelievably long. Over a minute. Over a minute.
21:54 Speaker 06 That's too long.
21:55 Speaker 07 It was too long.
21:57 Speaker 06 Over just a minute of constant pee?
22:00 Speaker 05 That's Austin Powers level, dude.
22:02 Speaker 07 I could not fathom how long it was taking. And you know how he knows a minute? Because I've been, I've been wearing my watch and I'm able to look at the seconds pass by. I knew exactly, I didn't know exactly, but I knew it was over a minute because I almost started checking my watch after.
22:17 Speaker 07 For so long.
22:18 Speaker 05 Are we talking like full blast? You like trickling for a minute.
22:21 Speaker 06 I needed to change pants after this.
22:23 Speaker 07 You know, when a dam opens up and it's just the sluice gate going. That's usually me and that was me then too, but you know, still a long time.
22:32 Speaker 06 Did, were you like in unbelievable agony before this? Or was it just like?
22:37 Speaker 07 Thing, it was like.
22:38 Speaker 06 Cause that's crazy.
22:39 Speaker 07 I kind of just realized after a while like, oh man, I really gotta go. Had to go, had to go. So I think that day I had the longest piss.
22:47 Speaker 06 That's very possible. I'm going to say you did. Unless anyone can prove it without us giving them the date or the exact length of your piss. I'm going to say that you hold that record on that day. Longest consecutive, consecutive concurrent, longest non-stop piss.
23:06 Speaker 07 Continuous.
23:07 Speaker 06 Continuous, that's a good word. Longest continuous piss.
23:10 Speaker 07 It was before I came out here, so it was like three days ago or something.
23:13 Speaker 06 I was going to give you guys like a second to think, cause I think I have one. And I honestly think it's verging on impressive outside the scale of 24 hours. Like it's probably a 36 to 48 hour record. I was in high school and I was in marching band and there was a tradition that the tuba section would go and eat some nasty food to see if we could make someone throw up during the halftime show. And the band directors did not think it was very funny, but the tuba section did think it was very funny. And we went to a CC's pizza, which is honestly not nasty food, but like you can eat a lot of pizzas. It's a, it's a pizza buffet, all you can eat pizza buffet, very American. And I ate 26 slices of CC's pizza.
23:56 Speaker 05 Oh my God.
23:57 Speaker 06 In one session. I'm not going to say it was fast, cause we were there. For a while, but I just actually ate 26 slices of pizza. And before that day, I was skinny as a rail and I've looked like this ever since. But I swear to God, I hold the record for the most pizza eaten on that one day. Like I have to, right? Unless there was some pizza eating contest, which that happens, but it's not like every day there's a pizza eating contest.
24:26 Speaker 05 Okay, 26 slices. How many pizzas is that?
24:29 Speaker 06 They, I think CC's makes large eight slice pizzas or maybe medium eight slice pizza. I think there are eight slices. So that's a solid three and a half pizzas. There's a little, little more than three pizzas, not three and a half, but like, and it wasn't just like plain cheese or anything either. CC's often has like mac and cheese pizza, meat lovers. Ones that with like a lot like supreme with lots of veggies and loaded up and stuff. I just had whatever I wanted and I had all kinds. I probably, that's probably a record, right?
25:02 Speaker 05 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I ate 37 chicken wings when watching a UC UK basketball game back in the day. And I don't think 37 is probably anywhere close to a record. 26 slices of pizza might be.
25:13 Speaker 06 It's not a bad number of wings.
25:15 Speaker 05 Pizza does not sit well with me, so the thought of eating more than like four or five slices makes me feel actually ill.
25:22 Speaker 06 I mean, it's really heavy. It's very bread-y, doughy. I, I honestly, like I double check because I, I was telling that story once and I was like, wait, 20, 26? Do I mean 16? 26 is, a source is confirmed. Third parties have verified, uh, seems like a lot of people, like I could still eat put away food pretty good. That seems like a lot. I don't think I could do that.
25:44 Speaker 05 A lot of pizza.
25:46 Speaker 06 Be a bad idea. Anyway, Wade, what were you gonna say?
25:49 Speaker 05 So, uh, we have dick level record, mouth level record. I'm gonna go all the way down to the pizzas. Dick, dick level record? You had the piss record.
25:59 Speaker 07 Oh.
26:00 Speaker 06 Oh, Mark's, Mark's record is dick level. Got it.
26:02 Speaker 07 I pee out of my belly button, sir. Please.
26:06 Speaker 05 I had a 24 hour period, I'm pretty sure, where I stubbed my toes, I think four times, three on the left and one on the right. My pinky toe specifically. And it all started whenever I was taunting Molly. She gave me this like, sound thing, I think for, I think it was her that gave me the sound thing for Christmas. And it had this like, I, I pressed the button and go.
26:27 Speaker 05 Uh, she was like playing a video game or doing something, streaming and I came and was like, I said some stupid joke and then played that and like went to run away like an asshole and went pinky toe first into the door frame. And something happened after that slam where I just fucking forgot how to walk. Because then like, I, in the same, actual day, hit that same toe again, on a different spot. And then while trying to be careful with that, when I was going up a staircase, and I don't know how going up a staircase I did this, but my right foot apparently was going up like this, and pinky toe right into the wooden top stair to get the other foot. And then I started like fucking cursing and spitting and hit the other one, trying to balance that one out, going up the stairs again.
27:12 Speaker 07 What kind of bow legged ass 45 degree walk you making up the stairs?
27:18 Speaker 05 I don't know what happened to me, but I stubbed my left pinky toe three times and my right pinky toe once. It was in the evening, the first day and like the earlier part of the second day. So it was over two days, but it was a 124 hour span, probably even like one 18 to 20 hour span. But it fucking hurts so bad. And my toes, especially on my left foot, I swear it took like three or four months before my toe felt normal again.
27:45 Speaker 06 That does seem like a lot.
27:46 Speaker 07 That is a lot.
27:47 Speaker 05 And then all starts, I decided to tell a dumb joke and play a sound effect and run away right into a door frame.
27:52 Speaker 06 I mean, that's what you get really, but.
27:54 Speaker 07 Yeah, but all the other ones, can you really blame it on that?
27:57 Speaker 05 I think it was just that mental like, oh man, I better be careful how I'm doing the stairs. Or I, I was like overthinking it. And then as soon as I stopped thinking about it.
28:03 Speaker 07 I better be careful. True.
28:07 Speaker 05 Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how it happened. Years ago, playing, we had a weird day with playing basketball where Tyler got hitting the balls like it had to been seven times with a basketball in one day.
28:17 Speaker 07 Hilarious.
28:19 Speaker 05 And that from my perspective was really funny. From his perspective, probably not so much. But I felt like my pinky toe might be karma from laughing at Tyler taking the basketball to the ball so many times, literally in the same day.
28:30 Speaker 06 Was any number of those, someone like Tyler sitting on the ground stretching and someone walking up and just going, oh, oh, oh, right in the nuts?
28:37 Speaker 07 Just three in a row, real quick.
28:39 Speaker 05 I, I think if I, I'm probably misremembering, it was probably like three or four times with a basketball and then just three other weird things where I got hitting the balls that same day. But, uh, cause I feel like one was at a movie theater and I don't think there was a basketball in the movie theater.
28:51 Speaker 07 Well, I guess we gotta put Tyler on the scoreboard now.
28:54 Speaker 05 Yeah, we gotta, we gotta figure out how Tyler got hitting the balls so many times, but there's, someone's got hitting the balls more than six or seven times in a day, probably. But the pinky toe, the only thing, pardon me, the only thing I can really think of that might be world record, one day where the.
29:05 Speaker 06 If it makes you feel any better, I did think of one that we probably all, it's a tie, but we're all tied for first. Have you ever stayed awake for 24 straight hours? Because I know Mark has, and I know that I have.
29:17 Speaker 05 Yeah.
29:18 Speaker 06 That's, there's a lot of people on that one, but that's a tie for first situation. So like, that's just one on, you can rack it, you know, that's on the board.
29:26 Speaker 05 I also slept for 24 hours once. I slept for 26 hours one time.
29:30 Speaker 06 There's probably quite a lot of people, quite a lot of people that have done that, but probably less, I would guess, have slept for 24 hours than have stayed awake. I don't know if I've done that.
29:40 Speaker 07 I don't think I've ever slept. Yeah.
29:43 Speaker 05 I went to sleep at 7:00 PM. I was early teens, maybe not even a teen yet. I went to sleep at 7:00 PM and I woke up. And it was 9:00 PM and I was, I felt so tired. I was like, oh God, I've only been asleep for two hours. And I walked out and was like talking to my family and like, my mom's looking at me weird and it's like, you hungry? You want anything? I was like, no, I'm good. And like, we just ate. And she's like, that was yesterday. And then like, I really thought she was like pulling a prank on me or fucking with me, but no, I slept for like 26 hours.
30:11 Speaker 06 That's pretty cool. I kinda like that. Like, well, I assume too, I assume you would be like, yeah, I had like the worst flu I've ever had. And so I just took like, took a double shot of NyQuil and passed it. That's just.
30:22 Speaker 05 There was no medicine involved. It was just, I just went, laid down and passed out.
30:25 Speaker 06 That's probably a pretty good one.
30:27 Speaker 07 I once had a phase, and this isn't the mobile game that I'm playing right now. I gotta, I gotta tell you, I quit that one because it was getting too much. But there was one time, many a year ago, not that many, but many a year ago, where I must have been in a 24 hour span, the guy that spent the most mobile game. I had to, and I'm not, I'm not proud of this one. I'm not. And I know that there are plenty of people that probably spent way too much in mobile games. It's like this huge money thing. It was not a good mobile game worth spending money on, but it was one of those infinite clicker games that just the numbers keep going up and they never stop going up. And I don't know if I was like hypnotized or something. I was caught in this loop where I would drop a hundred bucks.
31:11 Speaker 07 I'd be like, the numbers are going up. No, it's not over, man. It's not over. It's not just, and then I'd be like, and then I'd hit that ceiling where you can't get any higher. And it's like, and I'm like, oh, come on. I was getting such a rush.
31:26 Speaker 06 200 bucks? That must be the most.
31:29 Speaker 07 I spent $1,400.
31:34 Speaker 05 Oof. Oh no, there's people that spend more than that. Maybe not on that specific game, but.
31:39 Speaker 07 I know, but that, we're not looking for world records here. We're just bad day.
31:43 Speaker 06 On the right day, that definitely puts you like in the running.
31:46 Speaker 07 I felt so dirty afterwards that I, I spent all that money on that game and I deleted the game after I realized that I did.
31:57 Speaker 05 I don't remember the exact number, but I'm pretty sure there was a DoCon player who had spent between 100 and 200,000 on DoCon in a year.
32:05 Speaker 07 Okay, that's a year divided by 365. Let's see if I've got them.
32:09 Speaker 06 That's still a lot.
32:11 Speaker 07 Wait, how much was it? How much was it?
32:12 Speaker 06 He said 100 to 200,000. It's kind of a big range for math.
32:17 Speaker 07 All right. Well, listen, even, even that 365, that's only 410 a day. I got that beat.
32:26 Speaker 05 Okay, maybe I got the I don't know what it was. I think he said it. Someone said at the very least, there was a year where this dude spent seventy one thousand minimum. I don't know what the max would have been.
32:37 Speaker 06 That's that's baby shit. Mark's got that beat.
32:41 Speaker 07 I had that beat for that day. I had to have been.
32:44 Speaker 05 I could tell you one game that I was addicted to Raid Shadow Legends. No joke. I was super into playing it. That game, you could probably spend a hundred thousand a month if you bought everything and went crazy with it like. That game's very expensive and it's very hard to get the things you want. I can only imagine how deep the well can go on that one.
33:03 Speaker 06 This is making me feel a little bit better about my I I've never been mobile games, but I played a lot of CS:GO and Valorant and some CS 2, uh, which are like tactical shooters that have gun skins. And boy, have I spent an embarrassing amount of money on gun skins for games that I kind of don't play anymore. But not like probably, oh, I'm probably into Valorant for like six or seven hundred dollars total, which maybe sounds like baby money, but I I've literally maybe spent twenty bucks ever on a mobile game. I'm that doesn't get me. Other things get me. I spent plenty of money on stupid shit. You know how many phone cases I've talked about owning?
33:45 Speaker 05 The mobile games are my like I've had to get I've told you guys I've had to get away. I I spend way too much money and time.
33:52 Speaker 06 I get that. I get the appeal.
33:54 Speaker 07 I feel like maybe did I mention this already before? I I might have actually talked about this exact thing last time because I believe I brought up the most recent game and I was like I spent fifty bucks a day on that. And I quit that because I was like, it was getting ridiculous. Did I mention the other one?
34:08 Speaker 05 You mentioned the one where you made your own clan and went ham?
34:10 Speaker 07 No, no. The only reason we're worried is like I'm worried I I got the number wrong and I I don't know what would be worse if I was lower last time I mentioned it or higher.
34:21 Speaker 06 Well, don't worry, Mark, because the subreddit will definitely correct you.
34:26 Speaker 07 They will. They will. I might have said something also where it was like, I'm not going to say how much I spent, but.
34:31 Speaker 05 No, you you gave a number. I don't remember what it was. I don't remember if it was hundreds or a thousand a thousand a day or something crazy. And you said, because you were giving people diamonds or gems to join your clan or something to do their daily.
34:43 Speaker 07 Oh, no, that was that was the one. It was fifty bucks a day on the most recent one. And then I stopped. Yeah. So I had to stop that one.
34:49 Speaker 05 That's not as bad then. Bad, not as bad.
34:52 Speaker 06 Well, any other records you guys think you have? I think there's definitely some other ties.
34:57 Speaker 07 I have one, but I'll let Wade go first.
34:59 Speaker 05 I tied for not owning a car for many days over a three-year period.
35:03 Speaker 07 That's probably true, yeah. Well, I mean, you owned a car. It was just at the bottom of the ocean.
35:08 Speaker 06 Sure, sure.
35:09 Speaker 07 It's like that rock from that one island where it's currency and you can own it even if it's at the bottom of the ocean.
35:14 Speaker 06 What do you think the longest, longest, like furthest driven in a single day is? Yeah, like I want to throw my hat into that because I've driven, I drove when we moved from California back to Ohio, I drove that in three days. And there was definitely a day in there that was like a solid fourteen-ish hours of driving with like no traffic, all highway. Pretty, pretty fast, pretty far, but I don't actually know exactly like, is that, do you think that's close? Or do you think that's not even close on that day?
35:43 Speaker 07 It's hard to say because truckers have limits.
35:45 Speaker 06 Yeah, they can only go for like 11 hours or something. There's like a, there's like an amount of time.
35:50 Speaker 05 It can't be more like, literally cannot be more than like a thousand, fifteen hundred miles or whatever in a day, right? It can't be because like you have to stop.
36:00 Speaker 06 Yeah, like you have to get gas or whatever. Like if I could do math in my head, I would be doing so much math right now.
36:08 Speaker 05 Like if you're running a hundred miles an hour for 24 hours, that you'd be going what 2,400 miles?
36:13 Speaker 07 Oh, the math is hard on that one.
36:16 Speaker 05 Well, that's why I'm thinking a simple one, but like.
36:17 Speaker 06 Oh, yeah, I see. I see where you're getting at.
36:19 Speaker 05 You cut it in half and you're like a 1200. Okay, that's 50. So 50 miles an hour for 24 hours straight. The thing you're not getting gas, you're not stopping, you're not taking piss breaks like.
36:28 Speaker 06 And like I do know that things like the Cannonball Run exists where guys get from like New York to whatever, somewhere, wherever on the West Coast in like.
36:36 Speaker 07 But they're not doing that every day.
36:37 Speaker 06 But yeah, I probably wasn't overtaken by one of them. I was probably.
36:41 Speaker 07 I, I bet it'd be up there because I mean, most people probably tap out around like eight, 10 hours. But there are some people that slug it, but on a certain day, who's going to do that every day? Or have the perfect weather or have the perfect no traffic, you know?
36:55 Speaker 06 I like to think that it's possible just because I like the idea of having a car one because I'm kind of like car. I like cars.
37:02 Speaker 05 I mean, I can't see someone on any given day, driving all 24 hours and going that much. Like it can't be that. You gotta stop for gas. You gotta piss. You gotta get food.
37:12 Speaker 06 Anyway, did you guys have any other ones? Sorry, I'm just
37:15 Speaker 05 What was your number?
37:16 Speaker 06 Was my actual number. Uh, I didn't have a solid number. I mean, I was going probably an average of with stops and everything. Maybe an average of 50 miles an hour for say 14 hours of driving conservatively.
37:31 Speaker 07 No, I know I did a 900 and some odd stretch, but no.
37:35 Speaker 05 700 miles?
37:37 Speaker 06 Oh, that's not as far as I would have thought. I was really hoping it'd be over a thousand, but.
37:41 Speaker 07 Well, Amy and I, we did on this recent one, a 930 mile stretch to get back home and that was a long day. Cause uh, we just wanted to get home.
37:51 Speaker 06 Anyway.
37:52 Speaker 07 I believe that there was a day that, and if not a day, a lifetime achievement for sure. But there was a day where it happened more than once and that had to have been pretty up there. Where I spilled liquid on my keyboard. The most in a 24 hour period. And I think you guys remember there was this recording session where I spilled twice. On my keyboard. I got a spare keyboard. Boom on that one as well. I'm almost positive unless I'm misremembering, I'm pretty sure.
38:25 Speaker 05 Isn't that the one where you ended up with the world's smallest keyboard at the end?
38:28 Speaker 06 Oh, yeah. You're like a keyboard that you use on the TV or something weird.
38:35 Speaker 05 Is that a drunk Minecraft episode?
38:37 Speaker 07 Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think, or it was over a couple of episodes in that recording session that I can't remember. But even to this day, I have that curse because uh, like here where I'm at with TBD, I've spilled on a keyboard there. I've even outside of this, uh, on my laptop, I've had a Red Bull can that somehow, you know, it's like, you know, people try with the bottle flip. It's a three quarter full can next to my keyboard. I tap it like this. I just brush my fingers across. It does a perfect 180 like.
39:09 Speaker 07 Like open side down right onto my keyboard and I hear it go.
39:15 Speaker 05 I've only ever done it to one keyboard. I I've learned that I have a flight, not a fight mechanic. Cause every time I have problems with the keyboard, it's the S key that breaks. It's because I'm running away so. Backing up, like if I played a horror game or something.
39:31 Speaker 05 I fucking slammed that run away button. I always spilt on my keyboard once. I don't have you on that one, Mark. You can have the the spilt record.
39:39 Speaker 07 I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
39:41 Speaker 05 I don't I don't do enough. What else would I have had?
39:43 Speaker 07 There had to have been a day, World of Warcraft, this is an obscure thing, but on a certain fight during Wrath of the Lich King, for elemental shamans, I was number one on Professor Putra's side. Actually, I was global, I was global number two, but that record had been set before me. So I was number two on the leaderboard there. So I had to have been the best that day. I was the most damaged on Professor Putra's side as an elemental shaman that day. And probably for a while, except that guy who did more than me the other time, but we don't talk about that guy.
40:14 Speaker 06 It was Professor Putra's side, the the fight, that's the character that you were.
40:18 Speaker 07 Yeah, that's the guy you're fighting. Yeah.
40:19 Speaker 06 Okay, got it.
40:20 Speaker 07 That was a tough one to do. It a lot of mobility and not good for caster.
40:24 Speaker 05 Years after Diablo two had already been out, I remember going back and playing Diablo one with a friend. Then we had to get fresh memory cards to save the game on. And there was a way you could do like a gold duplicating glitch. And I'll bet you on that particular day, we duped the most Diablo one gold on PlayStation.
40:42 Speaker 07 Hell, yeah.
40:42 Speaker 05 We got enough to fully like fill up four characters inventories with gold, because each gold pile took a thing.
40:49 Speaker 07 Oh, right.
40:50 Speaker 05 And that means like you take one little pile, you add it, dupe, add, like, we just kept doing that until we had so much gold that the whole ground was covered and our inventories were full. We probably have the record for most duped gold that, not ever, but in that one day, probably.
41:03 Speaker 06 And you guys, I don't know if I have any gaming ones. I'm not, I'm not that good of a gamer. That's so oddly specific. You probably do. I don't know. I don't really know if I have any games that I was that into that there's such a specific thing about it. Possibly I have a PUBG one. That's, I think that's the game I have the most hours into. I've like 1,200 hours or something in PUBG. There's po- it's very possible that I have the most cars parked on roofs of buildings in a PUBG round. Because that was kind of a hobby. I knew all the spots where you could get a nice, get some air, get a good car up on the roof situation.
41:41 Speaker 06 That's ma- maybe. I don't know. I just not, I'm not very superlative at video games. Um, it's funny because I get, I get really mad and tryhardy and sweaty, but like, I'm just not. I've never achieved much, you know?
41:53 Speaker 07 I probably went the most editing in a 24 hour period. I'm almost positive. And I know there's a lot of editors that pull late nights, but I. Probably two days in a row, I had the record for 24 hour period.
42:05 Speaker 06 Oh, I did. I had, I had a couple more I thought of. That one, that one may be true. I know, I know one you definitely have, Mark.
42:12 Speaker 07 Yeah, what's that?
42:12 Speaker 06 Most fake blood inside your body in 24 hours. That is a hundred percent one that you have.
42:21 Speaker 07 Absolutely true.
42:22 Speaker 06 I know for a fact.
42:25 Speaker 07 Oh my God, yeah.
42:26 Speaker 06 And boy, was that pleasant sounding. And Wade, I did have one for you. Remember when we were on tour? We went to Fogu de Chao in San Diego? I think there's a not halfway distant chance that you ate the most meat of anyone in the world on that day. Really? I think it's possible.
42:44 Speaker 07 There was one time when your plate was this fucking high.
42:49 Speaker 06 It was literally like, ew, like, oh, like stuff would fall off of the pile if it was too round or floppy. And you ate, you cleaned your plate. You did it.
43:00 Speaker 07 The gristle and everything.
43:02 Speaker 06 I don't know if I could do that anymore. And you hit the cold buffet. I remember you hitting the salad bar and getting some of the others. As a person who's consumed 26 slices of pizza in one sitting. I witnessed that and I, it's, it sticks with me, you know? There's a reason you're the king of meat.
43:18 Speaker 05 It's I think that people do like the hot dog eating contest stuff. I'm like, man, I don't think I've scratched the surface of that, but maybe they didn't do it that day.
43:24 Speaker 06 There's those are like the small dogs, though, like it is a lot of food, but it's a lot of air volume with the bread and like, I don't know. Hot dogs are not as dense either, right? They're kind of they're kind of like whipped meat sludge that congeals into wieners.
43:38 Speaker 07 I know one that Wade, you might also have, but I know I probably have. I was probably the loudest one day out there. I was probably the loudest. I want to say. So Wade, I'm sure that you had a day where you were the loudest. Bob, you're not typically a screaming kind of guy.
43:59 Speaker 06 No, I've been loud, but I I would be surprised if I caught if I snagged that one. I'd have to be pretty lucky. But yeah, you guys both could be up for that.
44:07 Speaker 05 Can you imagine if we like there being an afterlife and you go and there's like a podium where they're like, all right, let's go through your life achievements. And they're like, oh, Wade, you did stub your toes the most that day. Whoever's behind me like, you looked at the most porn that given day.
44:23 Speaker 05 All the weird achievements being given out is like you're going in like.
44:26 Speaker 06 Imagine getting to the afterlife and then realizing that you in fact get to join the wall of shit, which is the wall where they hang the picture of everyone who's taking the biggest shit on any given day. You one day, you won. That would be quite, quite the thing. I mean, there'd be millions and millions of people on the wall.
44:45 Speaker 07 As not a larger guy, I probably wouldn't have taken it, but maybe, you know.
44:51 Speaker 06 Yeah, maybe there's a weird shit day. Who knows?
44:53 Speaker 05 There's been a couple over the years where it's like, that is impressive. So maybe I did. I don't know.
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46:03 Speaker 06 Hey, Hoosel, we're all really good at stuff. Some of us, gooder than others. But anyone out there watching or listening, just remember that you definitely hold some single day records as well. No matter how you might feel about yourself, where you are in your life or your career, you definitely, whatever, drank the most Diet Mountain Dews one day, or whatever your thing is, you know? You did it, and you should be proud of that, and you should hold on to that. That will sustain you till you make your next big achievement. You can hang your hat on that. I'm gonna go over the points now. Mark, you earned points for Pain and Sadness. I love Intel. Fuck Intel. Pissin', $1,400 in a mobile game.
46:48 Speaker 06 Liquid Curse. And Professor Putricide. Tyler's Balls earned one point. Wade, you earned points for Hi. Appalachia? Appalachia? Apple, however you say that. Didn't eat food tragedy. Mouth level dick level? You said that, and I can't remember why, but you did say that.
47:11 Speaker 07 My piss thing, your mouth thing.
47:13 Speaker 06 Oh, right.
47:14 Speaker 07 My dick, your mouth.
47:16 Speaker 06 Mark's dick, my mouth. What is it, Thursday? Uh, slept for 24 hours, poor toesies. Making fun of Molly a lot. And Diablo Gold dupe record. Which leaves the score at Tyler's Balls with one, Mark with seven, and Wade with eight. Woo-hoo, we're back on top, baby! So, we still have to do the wheel. Fuck, forgot about that.
47:41 Speaker 07 We gotta call Tyler.
47:43 Speaker 06 Just his balls. Just his balls.
47:45 Speaker 07 That's true, that's true.
47:47 Speaker 06 Tyler's Balls will host such an episode.
47:51 Speaker 07 And he legally has to.
47:52 Speaker 06 It's in the constitution. All right. How many spins shall we have? Oh, great wheel who always selects three.
48:01 Speaker 07 Always three.
48:02 Speaker 06 Three spins it is, baby.
48:05 Speaker 05 Oh, I don't even know what I'm gonna add. Or I don't add, you add.
48:07 Speaker 06 No, you know what, Wade? That's my, that's my thing. Today, I'm gonna add whatever Wade wants to add to the wheel. You got, you got it, buddy.
48:17 Speaker 05 Smallest violin point? Do we have that?
48:19 Speaker 06 I don't think so.
48:21 Speaker 07 Actually, I think we, wait, don't we actually have the smallest violin? Isn't there one there?
48:26 Speaker 06 I did not see anything about the violin or sad. I mean, like, we really care if there's multiples. The, it's only the same eight things ever come up anyway, so it's all rigged.
48:36 Speaker 07 That's true.
48:37 Speaker 06 We're living in a simulation. Uh, three spins it is, boys.
48:40 Speaker 07 I can't read, it's too small. What if it's that one where I have to say out loud?
48:45 Speaker 06 He who, this is the one that just got added. He who is immortal wins a point. I get a point.
48:52 Speaker 05 I forgot you're immortal.
48:53 Speaker 06 Yeah, I'm immortal. I get the point.
48:56 Speaker 07 Well, we gotta find a way to pass the immortality.
49:02 Speaker 07 I do love the wording though, and that was very nice.
49:05 Speaker 06 All right, spin number two. Man, I hope it's another point for me. Said fuck the most.
49:10 Speaker 05 Did I curse at all?
49:12 Speaker 06 You definitely said it like one time.
49:14 Speaker 07 I don't remember saying it.
49:17 Speaker 06 I don't remember either of you guys saying it a particularly large amount, but.
49:22 Speaker 05 Tyler's Balls said it a lot when I got hit with basketball.
49:24 Speaker 06 All right, point for Tyler's Balls.
49:26 Speaker 07 Okay, I guess, yeah.
49:28 Speaker 06 Tyler's Balls now has two points.
49:30 Speaker 05 Mark's dick, your mouth, my head, Tyler's balls.
49:33 Speaker 06 Somehow I'm losing to Tyler's Balls in an episode that I hosted. And I didn't think this all the way through. Shit.
49:43 Speaker 05 Oh, no. At 10% chance to one man show.
49:47 Speaker 07 It doesn't mean that you do it. That's just, it was, I believe it was at eight, so now it's at 18.
49:53 Speaker 06 Yeah, so that counts as a spin, so we're done spinning. So the final score is Mark and Wade got no points from any of the wheel spins. So Mark is at seven and Wade is at eight.
50:08 Speaker 07 I don't think this ever happened.
50:09 Speaker 06 The points went to me, Tyler's balls and no point. So the score stayed exactly the same. All right, so I need to add 10% winner's wheel. So this is 21.
50:23 Speaker 07 Oh God, math. Did it get increased from the, I know it's at eight because it was spun once since the reset.
50:30 Speaker 06 21 degrees is six, so it should be eight. So it should be 18. So that should be point one eight times 360. So that should mean the weight here is 64.8. So we'll call it 65. That should be 18%.
50:47 Speaker 07 That looks dangerous.
50:49 Speaker 06 That escalated quickly. God help whoever gets that next. Anyway, Wade, you're a winner. Winner's speech, bud.
50:58 Speaker 05 This has not been my season of distractible. I've not won much this season. I, in fact, this might be an all time low for any of us losing in a season. I've lost a lot, but not today. Today we're back on top, baby.
51:14 Speaker 06 I just want to say, I don't know if you recall, there was a time when I lost 23 coin flips in a row or a bunch of.
51:21 Speaker 07 13. Mathematically horrendous.
51:24 Speaker 06 It was like, I, I lost, I lost like a hilarious amount. It was kind of known for.
51:28 Speaker 05 The chance of that happening to you was so infinitesimally, impossibly small. It was crazy. People thought we rigged it. They thought no one, like there were people that believed that we rigged it.
51:38 Speaker 06 I, I just can't believe we actually didn't.
51:41 Speaker 07 I find it so fascinating because it wasn't just that you were always heads. You were calling it and you were just.
51:45 Speaker 06 I know.
51:46 Speaker 07 Calling it wrong.
51:47 Speaker 06 It's just wrong. You ever been so wrong?
51:51 Speaker 07 Cause like with a lens gap, even if it was favorite of one side, it was incredible. That's where we came, people don't remember. That's where the triangle of fairness came from. Because we had to be honest. You cannot lie when you pick it up like this. You cannot flip it.
52:06 Speaker 06 We don't do the triangle of fairness anymore because we all trust each other and it's rigged. Uh, Mark.
52:13 Speaker 07 I gotta say, you know, I may have lost this one, but for this season, unlike what my opponent has said to besmirch my name. I am not the lowest low of losing this season. I am the low. I, I am the lowest low of losing this season. I'm the highest of the winning, so.
52:33 Speaker 07 Whatever he said was right.
52:37 Speaker 06 What was that fucking game we played where we were assembling furniture and Mark just kept yelling, "The flower is inverted to the backside."
52:45 Speaker 07 No, it made sense. It was the-
52:48 Speaker 06 Yeah, no, it totally made sense. That's why Wade and I understood it every time you yelled it.
52:53 Speaker 07 Whatever, whatever it was, there's a method to my madness and it didn't, it didn't succeed this time. So maybe it's time to go sane. Calyx.
53:02 Speaker 06 Oh yeah, we're making the furnitures. That's right.
53:05 Speaker 07 Right, that's right.
53:06 Speaker 06 Anyway, congratulations Wade and condolences to Mark for not only the story that you told about damaging your computer, but also losing the episode, which is possibly even sadder than the first thing.
53:20 Speaker 07 Hi's in the chat to me.
53:21 Speaker 06 Hi.
53:23 Speaker 07 Hi.
53:23 Speaker 06 Hi. Make sure you follow the podcast on whatever platform you want to get notified when the episodes come out. And make sure you follow us. Our names are probably on screen or maybe they're not. Sorry editors. Wade's Lord minion777 or minion777, Mark, Myskirm. You guess which ones is whose. And until the next episode where Wade will host, that's it. Podcast out.
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