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1:13 Speaker 03 Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode: Walking Wade slaughters his screens, plays sounds, then retreads a wonderful format. Button-bashing Bob mashes Mrs. Rabbit, roasts relocation, and shows off his multiple desk blades. Mark assaults Assis and his bald buddy, grazes Delta and Nippon, then brutally stomps Bob. From Rolling Stones to Killing Couches.
1:47 Speaker 03 It's time for Wade's Bob's Mandy's Word Game, featuring Mark. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
2:06 Speaker 04 Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm today's host, because apparently I won the last one, which I definitely remember doing because I've got a great memory. And I'm joined as always by my friends, whose names I remember and I definitely don't have written down. Mark and Bob. How's it going, boys?
2:21 Speaker 01 Not much has really changed. It's the last time we did this, hasn't it?
2:25 Speaker 04 You guys look like you're in your normal locations. Yeah, everything looks absolutely normal.
2:30 Speaker 01 Yeah. Why are you still the same Mr. Gather's Moths?
2:35 Speaker 04 Cause I'm busy gathering moss. They ate my hair, now they're eating my life.
2:40 Speaker 02 Mo- moths? Or, I think Mark meant moss.
2:44 Speaker 01 It's what I intended.
2:46 Speaker 04 I can't read, so I didn't know what he said.
2:48 Speaker 01 I shape every letter with my lips. You better read them.
2:53 Speaker 04 Bob, you like fill out your camera. I feel so short next to you.
2:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, something is different. I thought I said it back up the same. I'm in a new room. Uh, for anyone who's a listener, this is different. It's still kind of purple when it's, I, I thought I said it up the same. Something looks different. I feel like my forehead looks bigger. Something is different about this framing. I don't know what it is.
3:12 Speaker 01 It's fine. You, you look, you look good. Oh, speaking of listener, you guys must have seen the uproar.
3:18 Speaker 04 I saw most of them say, wow, Wade, way to represent us.
3:22 Speaker 01 I, I feel like there's a whiplash or two that you missed in that summary of yours. Much like the, "We will burn Wade alive for daring to steal our win." I remember a lot of that, a lot of that. And then the next episode came out that you hosted, it was like, "Wade represented us so good, a genius of hosts, none will compare."
3:43 Speaker 04 Thankfully, they only burned me from the waist down, so the top half was able to represent.
3:47 Speaker 01 Good thing I keep my penis up high.
3:50 Speaker 04 I did not, but now it's deep fried and delicious.
3:53 Speaker 01 I'm trying to shrink in my, my camera for you, man. Is this helping?
3:57 Speaker 02 Somehow that makes me look even bigger. It's cause my head's getting smaller, but my gut is getting bigger.
4:02 Speaker 04 I should be like back here. Man, this looks great.
4:05 Speaker 01 Yeah, you should be further back. Yeah, you do look good. Wait.
4:08 Speaker 02 It really slims you down.
4:09 Speaker 04 I'll just stand.
4:11 Speaker 01 No.
4:12 Speaker 02 That's a lot of nips. That's a lot of nips.
4:14 Speaker 01 It's a lot of gray stripes.
4:15 Speaker 04 You guys got me on a Friday night. Nips out.
4:18 Speaker 01 I felt like I just lost a Five Nights at Freddy's game and it's just.
4:21 Speaker 04 Do they show nips on Freddy's when you lose?
4:23 Speaker 01 No, it's like the static is the static.
4:26 Speaker 02 When your nips point at me, I hear that scream sound that happens when you get killed in Five Nights at Freddy's.
4:33 Speaker 04 I'm glad we did not try to impersonate Five Nights at Freddy's screams.
4:38 Speaker 01 I'm glad we didn't do that. There's no evidence that that occurred.
4:41 Speaker 02 I I'm still sad about all the other things we tried to impersonate, but glad we didn't do that one.
4:47 Speaker 04 Apparently, we were the only one sad about it. Everyone else seemed to enjoy our great impressions.
4:52 Speaker 02 Well, I'm glad that they didn't think we should be good at anything.
4:55 Speaker 04 Everyone out there watching, this is a Friday night that we're recording this. It's unusual for us. I'm not used to doing this at night with you all, much less Friday night, specifically Friday night, the witching night.
5:05 Speaker 02 Witching night. Is that a thing?
5:07 Speaker 01 I mean, I'm not a witch, so I don't know.
5:09 Speaker 04 What a witch would say.
5:10 Speaker 02 I feel like a witch would say, I am a witch.
5:13 Speaker 01 Yeah, most witches these days, I feel are pretty open about their witchery.
5:17 Speaker 02 We don't burn them anymore. It's cool.
5:19 Speaker 04 Oh, just me for beating the pants off the listeners.
5:24 Speaker 01 So, Brad, did you just hear that? Did you hear what he said? He's always doing that. He's always doing that. And you let him get away with it every time.
5:33 Speaker 04 Listen, I slapped my chat, like, I slapped my community around and they come back to like, yes, please more bald daddy. And I'm like, all right, here's one.
5:40 Speaker 02 What's that? What's that meme? The Jesse Pinkman meme?
5:43 Speaker 04 You can't keep getting away with this. But I do, and they love me for it.
5:49 Speaker 01 Tell you don't.
5:50 Speaker 02 I was telling you this before we were recording. I have a new monitor. You guys are, you guys look so much better than you used to look now.
5:57 Speaker 01 I don't think that's true for me. I'm pretty sure for me and my low compression undisclosed location with some filter.
6:05 Speaker 04 No, you look better than ever before.
6:08 Speaker 02 I mean, it's still, it still looks better because I literally jumped from a 1080p LCD screen that was seven years old to a modern Samsung OLED beautiful 1440 display. It looks so good. I forgot video games are supposed to look good and and videos could look beautiful.
6:26 Speaker 01 I gotta, I gotta shout out negatively to Asus for making the most dog shit OLED display I've ever known in my life. I have had one OLED display in my past, and I think it was probably like my phone or something, and that's the only OLED I've ever had. And I was like, I should treat myself, you know, working on movies. I'm a big, big businessman. Yeah, I gotta be real professional. So I I buy this one. It was on sale, not cheap, mind you. OLEDs are not cheap. And this piece of shit, once, now up to twice a day, will just turn off. It'll give me a message saying it's turning off. It'll be like, "Screen will be off for initialization."
7:08 Speaker 01 And I'm like, "What the fuck does that mean? You're, I've been using you for weeks."
7:12 Speaker 02 Maybe you should initialize it, then maybe it'll stop trying to do that. Maybe this is a user error.
7:17 Speaker 01 I, I swear, I probably just, some people just went, "Oh, oh, God, I know that." Because it's a common thing. If you look it up on this Asus, I'm bullshit OLED. You look up Asus bullshit OLED initialization, and you're gonna find this OLED display. Um, and the shitty thing is, the display is good. Like, it looks good, right? Everything else is terrible, because to get it back on, you can't just hit the power button. You have to physically unplug it, then replug it back in for it to decide to work. And usually I'm, ah.
7:52 Speaker 04 You're preaching to the choir, because you're talking to the guy who hasn't had a third monitor. Like, $1,600 monitors. I've had two for the last six months, because Windows updated, and I had to update a graphics card, and all of a sudden, that monitor, it's, it's done.
8:07 Speaker 02 I'm not gonna downplay how much money you spend on those monitors, and how painfully stupid it is that this is an issue that you're running into. They do sell other monitors. I just wanna throw that out there. Like, like, on some level, this is the car situation all over again, because I, I acknowledge that it's, that's an expense amount. You could sell that monitor, give it to a friend or someone, or like, I don't know if Molly needs another monitor.
8:30 Speaker 04 They are covered in so much saliva at this point, that only someone weird from our community would want them.
8:35 Speaker 02 There's gotta be a third monitor out there for your specific needs. I-
8:39 Speaker 04 When we first started Drunk Minecraft, Mark helped me get like, my first monitor that lasted me till I think like, 2016. And then I, I upgraded, and I was like, "Ah, look at these monitors. I've got three monitors." And those lasted me until I've got these. I've only bought monitors by myself twice. And the first time went great, lasted me a long time. And then I was like, "You know what? I'm gonna buy three, just top-of-the-line monitors, last me another 10 years, it'll be worth it." Apparently, that's not how things work now. Three 4K monitors and-
9:08 Speaker 01 I used to think that he was just tech-illiterate. No, he's right. Shit sucks now.
9:13 Speaker 04 Yeah. Wait, what was that first part?
9:16 Speaker 01 Shit, so he's right. I thought he was just a dumb piece of shit, dumbass, do-know-nothing-about-tech back- Words thinking bald headed and asked dumb ass, but he's actually pretty smart.
9:30 Speaker 04 You know, unrelated, you just reminded me, I need to keep track of points. That's crazy.
9:35 Speaker 01 You're welcome. I'll take them. Thank you.
9:38 Speaker 02 Mark, you, you just earned so many points.
9:41 Speaker 01 I know, cause it's all about the delta, right? You gotta get the delta, you know, the difference, the delta difference. I'm a diamond delta member. Have I mentioned that?
9:50 Speaker 02 I fly United.
9:52 Speaker 04 I'm gold at this point. I think, I think I'm gold medallion.
9:55 Speaker 01 Gold.
9:56 Speaker 02 I think the only airline that still services Cincinnati is Delta. So I don't really have a choice. Delta and Southwest and all those other ones that are kind of sketchy seeming to me that I'm sure they're fine, but.
10:07 Speaker 01 You could fly in the overhead bins in Frontier.
10:10 Speaker 04 I flew Frontier once and I was like, can I get some water? And they're like, that'll be the cost of a normal Delta ticket. I was like, nevermind. I think I'm good.
10:17 Speaker 01 Okay. Let's be honest. Delta tickets, they're expensive, but oh man, there was a Tik Tok about this like different airlines. And I was like, oh no, they're going to roast my airline, but they made Delta like the extremely seductive one. It's like, ah, you're so right. Ah, you're so right. You're so fucking expensive, but God, you're right.
10:35 Speaker 04 Delta's like the Jessica Rabbit, but like in order to talk to her, you have to spend at least 5,000 bucks. You're just going like this.
10:42 Speaker 02 Like the real Jessica Rabbit.
10:44 Speaker 01 Well, no, she was loyal to her husband. She couldn't be bought. I don't know. Maybe I don't know the deep lore of Jessica Rabbit.
10:50 Speaker 04 Was she married? I don't, I don't know anything about Jessica Rabbit.
10:53 Speaker 01 Married. Yes. Yes. She's married. Wait, you didn't know that?
10:56 Speaker 04 I don't know anything about Jessica Rabbit, other than I.
10:58 Speaker 01 Who framed Roger Rabbit?
11:00 Speaker 02 I thought that was her brother.
11:04 Speaker 02 Just cause they have the same last name, doesn't mean they're married. Come on now.
11:09 Speaker 04 You're right.
11:10 Speaker 02 Trying really hard not to complain about moving, cause it's not interesting, but moving is not fun. And the, that's all I have to say. I think everyone agrees is if this, if you're out there on the subreddit or wherever on the YouTube comments, wherever you are. If you like moving, leave a comment so we can all ridicule you, ridicule you for being a fucking insane person. Because no. Nobody likes it guaranteed.
11:33 Speaker 01 There was, okay, there was a time in my life where I actually did like moving boo. Hold on, hold on. You giving yourself a point for booing? What do you, what do you, wait, hold on. I'm about to, I'm about to write, I'm about to write.
11:47 Speaker 02 I was just like boo. That was funny.
11:52 Speaker 02 Two points for me.
11:54 Speaker 01 If I took a picture of every like place I had moved solo uh in my time in LA, you know the subreddit male living spaces?
12:02 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah.
12:03 Speaker 01 It was like that, my, but my recording desk was like this glowing obelisk in the corner. My ramshackle bullshit clothes and, and furniture was off the side. I don't know what it was, but I was enamored with this idea of like, oh, a fresh start. This will be perfect. I just dumped all my old furniture into that storage unit that doesn't exist in my mind. Gone forever. Never have to worry about that again. And I'll just start over. Ikea this and that. I love going to that first Target run where you get like your air freshener. It's like, this is gonna be different. Here's my dish soap I'm gonna use.
12:41 Speaker 02 And you keep that same bottle for the whole two years you live there. You're moving out with a 95% full bottle of dish soap you bought on your first day. Like, man, I really thought I was gonna use it this time. Into the dumpster.
12:56 Speaker 01 Down the chute.
13:00 Speaker 01 Maybe it'll clean the trash on the way down.
13:04 Speaker 02 No, no, you know what? What, when I didn't have shit, when my only belongings that I really cared about were like my TV and my Xbox and maybe my computer, even though mostly I had shit computers until, well, until you bought me one when we were doing drug Minecraft pretty much. Well, yeah, moving was okay, cause I never expected to have anything. And it was always like, let me bring these three things over to the new house. And then I guess if I can find a bed or something like fuck, whatever, who cares? But the more, the more you have stuff, like my whole this setup where we do, where we work. God, I'm so fucking sick of tearing this thing down. I don't, cause I've like, I have all my stuff that works. I don't want new things. I want my things. It's taken me so long to find all this.
13:47 Speaker 02 Perfect little pieces of tech where I'm like, this works well enough. I'll just live with it.
13:52 Speaker 01 It's it's, you know, blows my mind is like, there was, there was an era when all of us had these mixers where we could do voice changers and we could have sound effects ready, like the go XLR era was great. And then it was replaced with dog shit, absolute terrible things that just didn't work right out of the box.
14:11 Speaker 02 I literally am one bad like audio day away from just setting the go XLR backup. You, you have to jank it together to get, because I do two PC setup and you have to like patch things in and out and blah, don't even care. It is still the most feature rich, the most useful. Yeah, yeah.
14:32 Speaker 04 Well, I wish I could do that.
14:33 Speaker 02 Fucking alien.
14:35 Speaker 01 Remember the auto tune sneeze, the auto tune sneeze? You can't do that anymore.
14:42 Speaker 02 You know, this is making me second guess. That was the, the Logitech headset had buttons on the side that had filters and that was. Hey guys, it's me. Oh, wait, no, the, the auto tune sneeze. Was that later? Was that go XLR? Am I lying?
14:57 Speaker 01 That was go XLR. Yeah.
14:58 Speaker 02 Oh, I might be lying.
14:59 Speaker 04 I think it was.
15:00 Speaker 01 And now everything's just bad. I mean, this is a beacon and I think it's fine, but also I, it like it, it's very nice to be able to portable it, but I.
15:08 Speaker 02 Why can't it do anything fun?
15:10 Speaker 01 Exactly. Right? Why can't I have buttons right here? It does all the processing, you know, a button. I want to play it like a flute.
15:17 Speaker 02 It's like an instrument. You could have like, you could have buttons on the, on the shaft. You have buttons on the rump. What if you had a cable? What the USB cable? What if it had, you know how they used to have controls for like your, your audio? On the cable of your headphones where you could like turn the volume, we just had a string of buttons on the cable to the thing and you're like, this is my, this voice, this is my mute button. This is, where are all the buttons?
15:41 Speaker 01 I don't know, man. I feel like tech has just taken a turn of such streamlining that things are, they don't have other features. They don't put them in.
15:50 Speaker 04 You don't need all the buttons whenever every video is only six seconds long now.
15:53 Speaker 02 I feel like whenever I Google it too, it's always like, oh yeah, we're definitely, we're going to add voice filters. Right now we have the basic function out and they never do. It's a lie. This is, this is very relatable stuff that we're complaining about here. Everybody hates their sound mixer.
16:10 Speaker 01 I think, I think they do. I think there's a lot more people that have dabbled in streaming now than you think.
16:14 Speaker 02 I mean, that's, that's definitely. True. That's true. Yeah.
16:19 Speaker 01 I thought I was alone here.
16:22 Speaker 04 And?
16:25 Speaker 01 Fine.
16:26 Speaker 04 Somebody like walked by just staring at you. You just have a knife?
16:30 Speaker 01 Yeah, just in case. Yes, I have a knife. Why do you not have a knife?
16:33 Speaker 02 Do you not have multiple knives just at your desk, ready to go?
16:37 Speaker 01 I only, I only have the one, and this is only because I, I can't find my main knife.
16:42 Speaker 02 Wait, do you not just have a plethora? Here, Wade, take one of my knives. Wade.
16:48 Speaker 04 Thanks, man.
16:49 Speaker 01 Hey, man, the editors are never gonna be able to edit that in. You had it, you had the part where it went into you, towards you. You didn't expose it to, when you get stabbed, here, throw me a knife.
17:03 Speaker 04 So does that mean Bob wins this episode?
17:05 Speaker 02 Does, does dying mean losing or winning? I sort of thought if you die during an episode, you might win.
17:10 Speaker 04 Oh.
17:11 Speaker 02 Oh, there you go.
17:12 Speaker 01 See, that's how you do it. That's how you even put the editors to work on this episode.
17:18 Speaker 02 Editors do nothing. Don't help him.
17:23 Speaker 04 I did intend on keeping this one shorter for that reason. We kept saying we're gonna do short episodes. We're like, guys, we're gonna do a few short episodes. And then all of them were still 50 to 60 minutes long last time, so.
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18:38 Speaker 04 So you guys ready to play a game?
18:40 Speaker 01 Nah.
18:41 Speaker 02 I'm ready. I win.
18:43 Speaker 01 Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh, wait. No, no, stop. I saw a concert.
18:49 Speaker 02 You texted us the name of that concert. I don't know who the fuck that is. What is that?
18:52 Speaker 01 Oh, you know, David Byrne. Letting the days go by, water flowing underground.
18:59 Speaker 02 Oh, no. Okay, I know that song. Yeah.
19:03 Speaker 01 Once in a lifetime. Yeah, he's like in his eighties? He he hasn't toured in a long time and he he's got a new one. How old is he?
19:14 Speaker 02 Seventy three.
19:14 Speaker 01 Seventy three. Oh, man. Oops. Sorry.
19:17 Speaker 02 Well, and he's the he's the wide suit guy. I do know wide suit guy.
19:21 Speaker 01 I'm not a huge knowledgeable David Byrne guy. I know there's Talking Heads, which is like that song, Once in a Lifetime, is Talking Heads, which David Byrne is a part of that band, but David Byrne also performs by himself and he performed that song at the concert and also many others. I'm not a hundred percent sure where the delineation is.
19:40 Speaker 02 So you liked it, I assume, because you you brought it up?
19:43 Speaker 01 It was very fun and I don't often go out. I've been so busy that I haven't had any time, but Amy's bought tickets for this. I mean, any cool thing that I ever do is because of Amy, because she and I was I was very happy that we were able to actually go out there and because it's just been such a such a sprint and so heavy with things, it was nice to just be able to get out and.
20:02 Speaker 04 I didn't even mention that. That's the small talk. I didn't. You mentioned sprint. I've been going on walks every day for like the last week for the first time ever. We went on like two to three mile walks, Molly and I, like, that's good.
20:14 Speaker 02 It's it's not exactly the best weather season in Ohio for that, but that's a very fun. Like, that's a very good hobby. It feels good. It's nice to get out.
20:23 Speaker 04 It was seventy degrees, then it was thirty degrees and there was snow on the ground.
20:27 Speaker 01 Now, do you think this was my thumb?
20:30 Speaker 02 For listeners, Mark wishes to the.
20:34 Speaker 01 Still in a thumbs up bubble pop jumped next to his face for no fucking reason. Is there a ghost in here? What the fuck?
20:43 Speaker 04 He thought he was alone.
20:45 Speaker 02 Are the thumbs in the room with us?
20:47 Speaker 01 Walking is can is one of the thing, the thing that the thing. Who?
20:54 Speaker 04 Wow.
20:54 Speaker 01 Japan. Japan, they live a long time.
21:02 Speaker 04 Walking is walk, walking, walking is Japan.
21:06 Speaker 02 Japan.
21:08 Speaker 01 Oh yeah. Oops.
21:11 Speaker 01 Walking is very good for you, especially for longevity. They say in Japan.
21:17 Speaker 04 I'm going to move to the game now, but yes, walking good. Been fun. Uh, I call this Wade's Bob's word game. Do you remember the episode we did where Bob gave us a word? And then, uh, you would say a word that you thought of and, uh, what, you know, you or I would say hotter or colder. We're going to do that. So I've got a list of at least four different pairs.
21:40 Speaker 02 That's probably enough. Like, I don't want to be that guy who challenges the host on his, but I think it'd be more accurate to call it Wade's Bob's Mandy's word game, just to be clear.
21:49 Speaker 04 Wade's Bob's Mandy's words game.
21:52 Speaker 01 Well, now I just feel excluded, you know?
21:55 Speaker 04 Featuring Mark.
21:58 Speaker 01 Oh, Bob, Bob, speaking of, uh, uh, did you show Mandy that video?
22:03 Speaker 02 I did. She's been talking to the team about it. Yeah.
22:06 Speaker 01 So Wade, okay. Can I stop the game?
22:10 Speaker 04 Yeah, man. Why not?
22:11 Speaker 01 So did you play the Callisto Protocol?
22:14 Speaker 04 No, but I'm familiar with it.
22:15 Speaker 02 Yeah, I've seen it. I haven't played it.
22:16 Speaker 01 You know how the characters in that game look really good, right? So, uh, there's a video. It's not my video. It's shamelessly stolen, but it was really intriguing. Actually, um, uh, not your Molly, but 3D Molly. Uh, brought this video up or maybe, uh, anyway, Callisto Protocol, um, I didn't know how good it looked until they did a side by side of the picture reference of the actors who played these characters and. My god, that game, if it wasn't in the game because it's destroyed by all the other things around the characters that are not photorealistic, it is identical. And I, I mean, I fucking identical.
22:57 Speaker 01 Because they changed up how they do their BRDFs. What does that mean? Don't fucking ask me. I don't know. I just watched a YouTube video. Big real dick fungus. That's it. He's got it. Everyone's been getting their big real dick fungus all wrong. People been doing it on old big real dick fungus data from the 1790s, when in reality, some small dick fake plant.
23:28 Speaker 01 Anyway, they've been doing it wrong. So, Mandy's gonna look up the big real dick fake data. Real good AI into that and fix it.
23:39 Speaker 04 And if you guys want to check out real good AI, here's the link.
23:43 Speaker 01 The funny thing is, uh, the, uh, my first question, a lot of people's first question was like, hey, can we have their, their, their BRDFs, their big real fake dicks? Can we have those? Um, but apparently it's not a thing you can just take from the game. They custom tuned everything. So it can't be recreated, which is really not very helpful. But I was like, oh, now there's something where machine learning might actually come in handy as opposed to everything else. Finding out, because it's an error rate thing. It's like trying to error from the real life reference to do real time graphics for games and stuff like that. Oh, anyway, I'm paraphrasing, but I don't know. Maybe there's something there. I, this was not a worthy distraction, man. I'm sorry. You should have started the game. You should have overruled me, man.
24:22 Speaker 04 I didn't know what the video was.
24:24 Speaker 01 Listen, if anyone's to blame, it's Wade.
24:27 Speaker 04 This is why I don't win this season. I've come to find out. I told Bob, I've only won like a third of the episodes. I've really been on the down low. And then I did the math and I was like, that doesn't sound right.
24:39 Speaker 02 And Mark and I have won the other two thirds.
24:42 Speaker 04 Welcome to Wade's, Bob's, Mandy's word game featuring Mark.
24:49 Speaker 01 That's me.
24:50 Speaker 04 Bob, heads or tails?
24:52 Speaker 02 Tails.
24:53 Speaker 04 Tails, you go first. Like you get the word and have to like hotter, colder or heads. Mark goes first.
25:03 Speaker 01 I saw tails, I think. For the listeners, he flipped the coin and then caught it.
25:11 Speaker 02 And in his rush to show the kids, he threw it on the ground.
25:17 Speaker 04 Was tails and it landed on tails again. So, so the, the first word I send you is the one that you're going to start with. The second word is the one you want Mark to get.
25:28 Speaker 02 Okay. Do I tell Mark the first word? Is that how this works?
25:32 Speaker 04 Yeah. You tell him the first word, like you'll say the first word, then Mark will say the next word and you'll say hotter or colder.
25:37 Speaker 02 All right, Mark. We're going to play hotter or colder and we're starting with scalpel.
25:43 Speaker 01 Doctor.
25:44 Speaker 02 Hotter.
25:45 Speaker 01 Nurse.
25:46 Speaker 02 Same.
25:47 Speaker 01 Hospital.
25:48 Speaker 02 Colder.
25:49 Speaker 01 Room.
25:50 Speaker 02 Colder.
25:51 Speaker 01 Uh, clothes.
25:53 Speaker 02 Colder.
25:54 Speaker 01 College.
25:55 Speaker 02 Colder. Smart. Colder.
25:59 Speaker 01 Uh, malpractice.
26:02 Speaker 02 Colder.
26:08 Speaker 02 Warmer.
26:10 Speaker 01 Orange.
26:11 Speaker 02 Uh, colder.
26:12 Speaker 01 Uh, that's a lie. It's clearly warmer than blue. You stupid, dumb game. Anyway.
26:17 Speaker 02 Umbrella. Colder.
26:20 Speaker 01 Ocean.
26:21 Speaker 02 Warmer.
26:22 Speaker 01 Oh, fuck. Shark.
26:25 Speaker 02 Hot.
26:26 Speaker 01 Fish?
26:27 Speaker 02 Ding ding ding, motherfucker.
26:32 Speaker 02 That's how you play that game. You're welcome.
26:36 Speaker 01 The last episode is an example of how that game is not meant to be played. That was terrible example. This is where it really starts.
26:44 Speaker 04 There you go, Mark. I sent you, uh, your word.
26:46 Speaker 02 Wait, wait, did you send that to me in the chat that all of us could see?
26:50 Speaker 04 I don't think so.
26:52 Speaker 01 I see a scalpel, the fish.
26:57 Speaker 02 I think you sent Mark's in your private chat with Mark.
27:01 Speaker 01 You're so lucky I didn't look, god damn it.
27:06 Speaker 02 You just sent the answers to the. Test of the public group chat.
27:11 Speaker 01 Thank God I knew he also couldn't read. Gamers don't look up. All right. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Shoot.
27:20 Speaker 02 Closet.
27:21 Speaker 01 Hmm, colder.
27:24 Speaker 02 Uh, foot.
27:26 Speaker 01 Tiny bit warmer, maybe.
27:27 Speaker 02 Okay. Uh, animal.
27:29 Speaker 01 Uh, colder.
27:31 Speaker 02 Bones.
27:33 Speaker 01 Colder.
27:34 Speaker 02 Uh, store.
27:36 Speaker 01 Warmer?
27:37 Speaker 02 Uh, money.
27:38 Speaker 01 Warmer.
27:39 Speaker 02 Okay. Stock market.
27:42 Speaker 01 Colder.
27:43 Speaker 02 Food.
27:44 Speaker 01 Warmer.
27:45 Speaker 02 Okay. Eggs.
27:47 Speaker 01 I would say colder.
27:48 Speaker 02 Okay.
27:49 Speaker 01 Slightly.
27:50 Speaker 02 Salt.
27:54 Speaker 02 Okay.
27:55 Speaker 01 I will, okay, warmer, but you know?
27:59 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. No, I see that. Uh.
28:03 Speaker 01 I remember all these rules from last.
28:05 Speaker 02 Fire.
28:07 Speaker 01 If I say warmer, it'll misguide you. So I'll say colder.
28:10 Speaker 02 Oh, fire is clearly hot, you idiot.
28:14 Speaker 01 You got me. You're right. You're fucking editors. Kill me.
28:18 Speaker 02 Editors, kill him in Guam.
28:23 Speaker 02 Uh, fork.
28:24 Speaker 01 Hmm, colder.
28:25 Speaker 02 Uh, dirt.
28:27 Speaker 01 Warmer.
28:28 Speaker 02 Leaves.
28:30 Speaker 01 Little warmer. It's about the same. That would call that about the same.
28:32 Speaker 02 Okay. An eagle.
28:34 Speaker 01 A colder.
28:36 Speaker 02 Yep, I'm seeing it. I'm drawing the dots. I'm extrapolating. A monkey's paw.
28:43 Speaker 02 Oh, okay. Uh. A book.
28:48 Speaker 01 Oh, man. Every, every time I say F said warmer, it's like the tiniest increment closer. I, I, I'm gonna say warmer. For the same reason I've said warmer to all the others.
29:00 Speaker 02 Good. I don't want to move too fast.
29:05 Speaker 02 A post office.
29:07 Speaker 01 Oh, man, come on, man.
29:11 Speaker 01 I mean, I guess kind of warm, not, no, not really, but you know, it's like, I'm gonna say colder because I think it's, but it's not that much colder.
29:21 Speaker 02 All right, all right. That's, that's, uh, the internet.
29:24 Speaker 01 Ah, cold.
29:25 Speaker 02 A song.
29:27 Speaker 01 Oh. That's a T. I mean. Come on, man. You're killing me here.
29:35 Speaker 01 So warmer.
29:37 Speaker 02 Oh, good. Yeah, no, I'm still very confident that I know exactly what I'm trying to get to. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm on it right now. Headphones.
29:47 Speaker 01 Oh. I mean.
29:52 Speaker 01 Same.
29:53 Speaker 02 Air.
29:58 Speaker 02 Come on.
29:59 Speaker 01 Warmer. You know, that's how that air is, you know?
30:03 Speaker 02 A fart. Oh, okay.
30:08 Speaker 02 Water.
30:09 Speaker 01 A warmer.
30:11 Speaker 02 Uh, lava.
30:13 Speaker 01 I mean, warmer.
30:15 Speaker 02 Well, like, iron?
30:17 Speaker 01 Colder.
30:18 Speaker 02 Uh, the sun.
30:20 Speaker 01 I mean, warmer. I swear. I swear all of these things are tangentially related.
30:25 Speaker 02 We're gonna all see it. It's gonna come together.
30:28 Speaker 01 You'll see. You'll see at the end of it.
30:30 Speaker 04 The fact he has done a whole loop around this really funny.
30:35 Speaker 02 Uh huh, uh huh.
30:37 Speaker 01 I'm not leading. I'm really not trying to lead you astray. I want you to win so badly.
30:41 Speaker 02 A light bulb.
30:43 Speaker 01 A little colder.
30:44 Speaker 02 No, a car?
30:46 Speaker 01 I don't think it's any warmer than the other things. In fact, I think this would be colder in the same context that I've been given things.
30:54 Speaker 02 Okay.
30:55 Speaker 01 You know what I mean?
30:56 Speaker 04 In the context of warmer cold, this is cold, but in a warm way.
31:00 Speaker 02 Blood.
31:01 Speaker 01 Colder.
31:03 Speaker 02 A nuclear reactor.
31:06 Speaker 01 Colder.
31:07 Speaker 02 Okay, no, I'm not. I have no idea. I'm so lost right now.
31:11 Speaker 01 Oh, man, I, I know why you're lost and I, it's, I feel responsible, even though it's in no way my fault. It is all up to the host. I, I mean, I can't believe it.
31:22 Speaker 02 A, a, a baseball.
31:25 Speaker 01 Uh, probably colder. Man, yeah, I bet you're feeling really stressed from this one, man.
31:30 Speaker 02 Uh, a migraine headache.
31:35 Speaker 01 Man, I don't want, I mean, you're too tense. I wish I could just.
31:38 Speaker 02 A heated. A hot tub.
31:40 Speaker 01 Oh, warmer.
31:44 Speaker 02 A jacuzzi.
31:46 Speaker 01 I mean, kinda the same.
31:48 Speaker 02 A hot spring.
31:50 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, warmer.
31:51 Speaker 02 A geyser.
31:54 Speaker 01 Sure, same.
31:56 Speaker 02 A volcano.
31:57 Speaker 01 Probably. It's kinda, you know, it's all the same. It's all the sa- all these are the same. I'll tell you this. All these are the same. And you'll know why.
32:07 Speaker 02 Pressure. That's not a thing.
32:10 Speaker 01 I mean, unless you're feeling pressure and then actually this would, that would be warmer. What context are you talking about the pressure?
32:17 Speaker 02 Diarrhea.
32:20 Speaker 01 Well, you know, okay, on certain ones of these, you might actually, it depends. It could be, what context are you talking about this diarrhea?
32:30 Speaker 02 What the fuck? What's happening? A roller coaster.
32:34 Speaker 01 Well, you know, yeah, actually, it's a little, it's kinda like, yeah, a little.
32:39 Speaker 02 A spaceship?
32:41 Speaker 01 Man, that would be a really good one of these.
32:46 Speaker 02 Vacation?
32:55 Speaker 01 I'm so sorry. I, I, I see how this was a bad one. I see it now.
33:03 Speaker 02 No, I just took every clue that you gave in the exact opposite direction. You were, I don't even think it was really your fault. Like I, you were giving me crumbs and I was being like, aha. And then running the other way with that.
33:19 Speaker 02 Oh, no.
33:20 Speaker 04 You gave such difficult words. It was like, when you said post office, it's like, well, people send postcards on vacation.
33:26 Speaker 01 That's exactly what I was saying. I was like, and it was just as distant as all the others. So I'm like.
33:31 Speaker 04 Yeah. And then you went like internet and it was like, well, no, not, no, probably not that.
33:37 Speaker 01 But you could search for him, I guess, but I don't know.
33:41 Speaker 04 It's, it's like, he was saying warmer, but you were like the same distance the entire time, just doing like a circle. It was like, well, I guess that's warmer, but also it's about as close as.
33:51 Speaker 01 Cause like, salt was like, oh, well, you know, like ocean, I guess there's a lot, it's a lot of salt, lava. There's also that. Yeah, so I know.
34:01 Speaker 04 All right, Bob, just for you this time.
34:04 Speaker 02 All right, Mark, lock in. We got this.
34:06 Speaker 01 I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
34:09 Speaker 02 Remote.
34:10 Speaker 01 Towel.
34:11 Speaker 02 Colder.
34:12 Speaker 01 Black.
34:13 Speaker 02 Slightly warmer.
34:15 Speaker 01 A black towel.
34:19 Speaker 02 Save. Nope.
34:20 Speaker 01 Uh, the depths of the ocean.
34:23 Speaker 02 Oh, colder.
34:24 Speaker 01 Space.
34:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, colder.
34:26 Speaker 01 A banana.
34:27 Speaker 02 Colder.
34:28 Speaker 01 Yellow.
34:30 Speaker 02 Colder.
34:31 Speaker 01 Stop sign.
34:32 Speaker 02 Slightly colder.
34:33 Speaker 01 The inevitability of death.
34:35 Speaker 02 God, the instinct to just be like, hot, hot, hot, hot. No, but no, that would be colder.
34:42 Speaker 01 Okay, all right, then. Music.
34:45 Speaker 02 Warmer.
34:46 Speaker 01 Musician.
34:48 Speaker 02 Nah, colder.
34:49 Speaker 01 Instrument.
34:51 Speaker 02 Warmer.
34:51 Speaker 01 A V eight engine.
34:53 Speaker 02 Colder.
34:55 Speaker 01 A wood.
34:56 Speaker 02 Colder.
34:57 Speaker 01 Prodigy.
34:58 Speaker 02 Colder.
34:59 Speaker 01 Piano.
35:00 Speaker 02 Colder.
35:01 Speaker 01 Hands.
35:03 Speaker 02 Warmer.
35:04 Speaker 01 So hands because, you know.
35:08 Speaker 02 We all know.
35:10 Speaker 01 Cause it wasn't a specific instrument. It wasn't a musician. Masturbation.
35:17 Speaker 02 You thought of that immediately and you're just pausing for dramatic effect. Colder.
35:21 Speaker 01 Oh, shitting in your hand and throwing it at your enemy.
35:24 Speaker 02 Maybe when you do it. Colder.
35:27 Speaker 01 Human.
35:28 Speaker 02 Colder.
35:29 Speaker 01 Bones. Did I say bones?
35:31 Speaker 02 Colder.
35:32 Speaker 01 Skin.
35:33 Speaker 02 Colder.
35:34 Speaker 01 Flat. Flash.
35:39 Speaker 01 Chopsticks.
35:40 Speaker 02 Colder. I'm not going to lead you down any wrong paths here, man, but we gotta, we gotta find a direction.
35:46 Speaker 01 Right.
35:48 Speaker 02 Like, right, not left, not right, not right.
35:50 Speaker 01 Right hand.
35:51 Speaker 02 Colder.
35:53 Speaker 01 Left.
35:55 Speaker 02 Colder.
35:57 Speaker 01 What else is there about a hand? Jewelry.
36:00 Speaker 02 Warmer.
36:01 Speaker 01 Iron.
36:02 Speaker 02 Like an iron or like the element?
36:04 Speaker 01 Iron, element.
36:06 Speaker 02 Warmer.
36:07 Speaker 01 Magnets?
36:09 Speaker 02 Warmer.
36:09 Speaker 01 You were thinking of like a guitar or something back in instrument? That's not a question. No answer. I already know. You don't need to say anything. I can read your face. Science.
36:21 Speaker 02 Warmer.
36:21 Speaker 01 To doctor way back then to science. So am I? Was I circling?
36:27 Speaker 02 I wouldn't say you're circling yet. No.
36:29 Speaker 01 Science, but it's not going to be a scientist. Scientist?
36:35 Speaker 02 I was nodding to what you said out loud.
36:38 Speaker 01 Oh, it's not going to be a scientist.
36:39 Speaker 02 Yes, no. You are right.
36:45 Speaker 01 A Bunsen burner.
36:46 Speaker 02 Warmer.
36:47 Speaker 01 Fire.
36:49 Speaker 02 Colder.
36:50 Speaker 01 Yes, I thought that's a fuel.
36:52 Speaker 02 Colder.
36:53 Speaker 01 Safety precautions.
36:55 Speaker 02 Warmer.
36:56 Speaker 01 Language?
36:57 Speaker 02 Colder.
36:57 Speaker 01 Signs.
36:59 Speaker 02 Colder.
37:00 Speaker 01 I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna divert.
37:02 Speaker 02 Alright.
37:02 Speaker 01 Just kidding. I'm going back. Desks.
37:07 Speaker 02 Go colder.
37:09 Speaker 01 I'm leaving.
37:10 Speaker 02 Just try to, just try to mix it up a little bit. Just try to throw stuff out.
37:14 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. TV.
37:17 Speaker 02 Warmer.
37:18 Speaker 01 My name is Earl.
37:23 Speaker 01 Alright, okay, so TV show.
37:26 Speaker 02 Colder.
37:27 Speaker 01 Technology.
37:29 Speaker 02 Warmer.
37:30 Speaker 01 Computer.
37:31 Speaker 02 Same. Not any warmer.
37:33 Speaker 01 Processor?
37:35 Speaker 02 Same.
37:37 Speaker 01 Screen?
37:38 Speaker 02 Warmer.
37:39 Speaker 01 Light.
37:41 Speaker 02 Warmer.
37:43 Speaker 02 Warmer.
37:44 Speaker 01 Sight.
37:46 Speaker 02 Warmer.
37:48 Speaker 01 Vision.
37:50 Speaker 02 What? Warm? Still warm? Warmer?
37:58 Speaker 01 The windows to the soul.
38:04 Speaker 02 Yeah, well, you probably would have to look, to look through this to see into those, I guess. Yeah.
38:10 Speaker 01 Is it glass?
38:12 Speaker 02 Yeah, warmer.
38:13 Speaker 01 Is it glasses?
38:15 Speaker 02 Colder.
38:16 Speaker 04 Wait, what the fuck? I wouldn't even look through this. What do you got? What do you got, the soul viewer?
38:23 Speaker 02 All right, you know what? You know what? Fair point. Glasses, slightly warmer.
38:28 Speaker 01 Contacts.
38:30 Speaker 02 Slightly warmer.
38:31 Speaker 01 Cornia. Same.
38:34 Speaker 04 What? What in the fuck? You'd have to look through this to see a TV screen.
38:41 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's true.
38:43 Speaker 04 Air?
38:45 Speaker 02 Cold air.
38:48 Speaker 04 What? Lens?
38:50 Speaker 02 Yes.
38:55 Speaker 02 I think I, I think I was part of the problem there. I'm not gonna lie.
39:00 Speaker 04 He was like glasses. Glasses have lenses. Contacts, contact lenses.
39:05 Speaker 02 When we got, when we got to TV and we were like, instruments, technology, TV. I was like, oh, this is a direction, but I, it didn't.
39:17 Speaker 02 It's okay, I have to do it again. So you could do whatever you want to me.
39:20 Speaker 01 Oh, God, all right. Okay.
39:23 Speaker 04 Now you get to torture Bob one last time.
39:25 Speaker 01 I'm not trying to.
39:27 Speaker 02 I am.
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40:01 Speaker 02 Let me send it to everybody again.
40:02 Speaker 04 I hope not.
40:03 Speaker 01 Tea.
40:05 Speaker 02 Tea, like, like the drink tea?
40:07 Speaker 01 Yes.
40:08 Speaker 02 Okay. Water.
40:11 Speaker 01 I almost said warmer, but in reality, that's colder.
40:14 Speaker 02 Oh, I see, I see. Apple.
40:17 Speaker 01 Colder.
40:18 Speaker 02 Plant.
40:19 Speaker 01 Colder.
40:21 Speaker 02 Okay. Uh, car.
40:23 Speaker 01 Colder.
40:24 Speaker 02 Uh, book.
40:25 Speaker 04 Warmer.
40:27 Speaker 02 Uh, language.
40:28 Speaker 01 Colder.
40:29 Speaker 02 Story.
40:31 Speaker 01 Colder.
40:32 Speaker 02 Movie.
40:33 Speaker 01 Warmer.
40:34 Speaker 02 Entertainment.
40:35 Speaker 04 Same.
40:36 Speaker 02 A concert.
40:37 Speaker 01 Colder.
40:38 Speaker 02 Okay. A theater, like a stage theater, not like a movie theater.
40:43 Speaker 01 Colder.
40:44 Speaker 02 Actors.
40:45 Speaker 01 Colder.
40:46 Speaker 02 A camera.
40:48 Speaker 01 Colder.
40:49 Speaker 02 Light.
40:50 Speaker 01 Yeah, colder.
40:51 Speaker 02 Outside.
40:52 Speaker 01 Colder.
40:54 Speaker 02 So, inside?
40:56 Speaker 01 Warmer.
40:57 Speaker 02 Okay. Uh, a TV.
41:01 Speaker 01 Warmer.
41:02 Speaker 02 An iPad.
41:04 Speaker 01 That's the same, but I'm warning you.
41:05 Speaker 02 All right, all right.
41:07 Speaker 01 The cold's right there. You be careful.
41:10 Speaker 02 Uh, a couch.
41:13 Speaker 04 Whoa.
41:19 Speaker 02 Damn.
41:20 Speaker 04 Nicely done.
41:21 Speaker 02 Wait, so Marx, Marx was lens because Mark liked lenses. Mine is couch, because what, I'm fat and lazy?
41:28 Speaker 04 No, actually, lens was just the third one, and you won the coin flip. Either one of you could have had lens.
41:33 Speaker 02 Okay.
41:34 Speaker 01 I guess that's true.
41:34 Speaker 04 These were not people specific.
41:36 Speaker 02 Hmm, nice, sure, now.
41:38 Speaker 01 And it's, it's because you fuck couches.
41:42 Speaker 02 Oh, I am from Cincinnati.
41:45 Speaker 04 It's the Ohio way. It's why some cushions get the little indents.
41:49 Speaker 02 It's actually the secret thing that a Cincinnati three-way is. It's you and the couch and, and whoever last sat on the couch.
41:55 Speaker 04 Yep, chili, me, couch.
41:58 Speaker 02 And you could add beans if you want.
42:00 Speaker 01 Cheese, chili, me, beans, spaghetti, couch, onions.
42:06 Speaker 02 Onions on bottom, this guy.
42:10 Speaker 02 Call that a Kansas City way right there.
42:12 Speaker 01 That's why I'm in LA. I, I couldn't fit in. I couldn't fit in.
42:16 Speaker 04 All right. Um, well, we'll wrap there because we've got a while. We did a lot of small talk, but in no particular order. Bob, you have points for you moved a small talk point because I didn't have this and wasn't really thinking about it. But I still give you a small talk point because that's the rules or whatever. Uh, and you got vacation and couch. Mark, you got points for you're a movie man. Your small talk, which was great, top tier small talk. Fish lens, you lost the point for calling me stupid. You gained a point for calling me stupid or for calling me genius rather.
42:49 Speaker 04 Which leaves you both tied at four going into the wheel.
42:52 Speaker 02 Oh, perfect. What are you adding to the royal, oh glorious host man?
42:57 Speaker 04 I'm trying to think of something that's, um, I was gonna go with like most roundabout way of getting there, but it doesn't really apply to much. It's really specific to this.
43:04 Speaker 02 Worst guesser.
43:06 Speaker 04 Yeah, worst guesser. That's a good one. Still somewhat specific to episodes, but like it's a little bit more broad.
43:11 Speaker 02 We might guess things in any given episode.
43:13 Speaker 04 Yeah, just do worst guesser. I don't know which one I would call worst guesser in this particular episode, but.
43:17 Speaker 02 I feel like it has to be me.
43:19 Speaker 04 You had the longest roundabout way, but uh, sure, you know, sure. You know what? You earned it. If it, if it lands on there, Bob, you earned that point.
43:27 Speaker 02 That's, that's the scam I'm running here, baby. All right. How many spins will we spin?
43:33 Speaker 04 Really hoping it's an odd number for no particular.
43:35 Speaker 02 Two spins, baby.
43:38 Speaker 04 That's uncomfortable for me.
43:40 Speaker 02 Mark, I'll make you a handshake deal right now. You get one, I get one. Boom.
43:44 Speaker 04 Deal. You know, as the host, I veto this.
43:48 Speaker 02 Does the host have the power to veto handshake wheels? Deals, wheel deals, wheel and dealings.
43:53 Speaker 01 None of us know the constitution well enough to make one way or another about things.
43:57 Speaker 04 Pretty sure the host has to be in on at least a little bit.
44:00 Speaker 02 No, I think the host has to explicitly not be in on handshake deals. I thought that was kind of the whole thing.
44:05 Speaker 04 I have to be on the points. I get to decide the points.
44:07 Speaker 02 Whatever you decide, Mark and I make it a tie.
44:11 Speaker 04 Great. That's not happening.
44:13 Speaker 02 Should we just spin the wheel?
44:14 Speaker 04 You know what, Bob? You get a free point for thinking of what a great idea, Bob. What a great idea.
44:18 Speaker 02 I'm just racking up, racking up cheating points.
44:21 Speaker 04 Oh, let me just get some points to Bob here.
44:24 Speaker 02 And it's best looking. Well, that's pretty subjective. I don't.
44:30 Speaker 01 Um, my camera's kind of shit right now, but uh, you know, I'm trying.
44:36 Speaker 02 I, you can tell by my hair. And how greasy it is. It's been an extra day since I've had a shower. So I'm not gonna give this one up without a fight, but.
44:43 Speaker 04 Yeah, but I'm gonna give it to Bob. Bob's in a new office, looking snazzy, great camera, fully in frame, more than usual.
44:50 Speaker 01 Oh, sorry.
44:54 Speaker 04 You're a little 420p for me, Mark.
44:57 Speaker 01 No, I'm so color balance. Look, it is your favorite color, burgundy.
45:01 Speaker 02 That's why he's wearing a burgundy shirt like me. Spin number two. Man, I hope it's shortest. No way to bend that one. Fuck the most.
45:13 Speaker 01 I said fuck a lot. I'm not gonna lie. Big rotten dick fuck.
45:20 Speaker 02 Yeah, you that that adds a bunch.
45:23 Speaker 04 You know what? That's that's unfair. Wait.
45:27 Speaker 02 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
45:28 Speaker 04 I just unfair myself.
45:30 Speaker 02 What is that? What was that do? I can't.
45:33 Speaker 04 I don't know. The host, the host ever unfair?
45:35 Speaker 02 You can't do. I mean, you have to decide, I guess, because you're the host, but like.
45:40 Speaker 04 I don't know. No, it was. I didn't like that it was a tie. It was unfair that it tied up.
45:46 Speaker 02 So Wade calls unfair.
45:51 Speaker 02 So if he gets all heads, we don't tie. But if we get all tails, we tie twice in a row for Wade. And he has to spin the winner's wheel twice.
46:03 Speaker 01 You know what's fucked up about this is I have to go get a try a coin of fairness from upstairs.
46:10 Speaker 02 Oh, wait, you have like an actual coin of fairness?
46:13 Speaker 01 I have an actual coin of fairness.
46:16 Speaker 04 That sucks. All right, see you, man.
46:18 Speaker 02 I did not mean to actually say unfair. Are you? It came out so awkwardly. I assumed you were throwing that out on purpose.
46:24 Speaker 04 I think in my brain, I was like, don't say unfair. And my mouth was like unfair, fuck.
46:28 Speaker 01 Well, you guys pick the color. We got black, burgundy, silver and gold.
46:34 Speaker 02 Oh, I like gold.
46:37 Speaker 04 All right, heads, heads, it's unfair. Tails, it's doubly fair. Middle, it's just still a tie.
46:43 Speaker 01 I don't think I could do that because the prototype, it's the same on both fucking sides.
46:52 Speaker 02 That's the same on both sides.
46:57 Speaker 01 You know, I hadn't looked too closely at these. I hadn't thought about these.
47:01 Speaker 04 It's time to revisit the drawing.
47:05 Speaker 02 Fuck, that's so funny.
47:07 Speaker 01 All right. So there's a, this one has a rough side where you can see that it's clearly like the base layer of the 3D print. And this side is much better finished.
47:17 Speaker 04 Oh, sure, sure. Okay.
47:19 Speaker 01 So it's like that.
47:20 Speaker 04 So smooth, smooth as heads, rough as tails.
47:23 Speaker 01 Smooth as head, rough tails, like, like, uh, like, like what's his face, Two Face?
47:27 Speaker 02 Come on, old rough side.
47:32 Speaker 02 Tails.
47:33 Speaker 04 Heads.
47:34 Speaker 01 I don't know.
47:35 Speaker 04 That's heads. I think that looks smooth.
47:37 Speaker 02 That looks smooth to me.
47:38 Speaker 04 So nothing happens. It's just a tie. Take us to the tie wheel, I guess. Um, how much, what did we add?
47:44 Speaker 02 Eight percent of time or something?
47:46 Speaker 01 No, it's, it's not that much yet.
47:49 Speaker 02 No, I think, I think it's six. I think you're right. It's six.
47:52 Speaker 01 No, it's two.
47:53 Speaker 04 Two percent?
47:53 Speaker 01 It is two.
47:54 Speaker 02 No, is it?
47:55 Speaker 01 Yeah, we only do two. Yeah, we used to tie a lot more.
47:57 Speaker 02 Oh, okay.
47:58 Speaker 04 We did use that a lot of ties. Okay. So you would add four. No, how much would you add to this then? Cause it's 360. So 2% of 360 is.
48:05 Speaker 01 You still, it starts with six. It wasn't, I believe it was at like, whatever it is now is what is that?
48:11 Speaker 02 Oh, that's why. Okay. So it's, so I'm going to add seven because it's in degrees.
48:15 Speaker 01 Yeah, something like that.
48:17 Speaker 02 There you go.
48:18 Speaker 04 Uh, change Wade to Bob though, because I'm not, I don't want, I'd love to win, but.
48:22 Speaker 02 I was just analyzing that. Bob won that show. No, no, no, no.
48:26 Speaker 04 Yeah, we'll get that together.
48:27 Speaker 02 Anyway, let's decide Wade's fate.
48:32 Speaker 02 Oh, fucking, oh my God. Okay. Jesus Christ.
48:36 Speaker 01 I like how all of us are like, wait, no, I don't really want to do that right now. I've got too much.
48:41 Speaker 04 None of us want it. We're so, we have no time to make ones. It's like, oh no.
48:45 Speaker 01 All right, I win.
48:48 Speaker 01 Wondering where I am. Oh, please, let's wrap it up.
48:51 Speaker 04 Congrats, Mark. You won winner's speech.
48:53 Speaker 01 Thank you. Oh, I love winning. It feels so good. I just, I ruined my pants because the joy of winning was too good. It was too good. The best win. Thank you.
49:04 Speaker 04 Bob, loser's speech.
49:05 Speaker 02 I don't like losing at all. I ruined my pants because how much I hate losing. It's a terrible feeling. It's the worst feeling. I never want to lose again. I look forward to losing the next one.
49:16 Speaker 04 As the host, watching the wheel approach one man's show and then just brrr real quick. Also made me hate it and I messed up my pants. And if you want to mess up yours, keep watching. The next episode of Distraction, Bob will host. I'm sorry, we're Mark will host.
49:30 Speaker 02 Well, close enough. Whatever.
49:32 Speaker 04 I panicked. You can find Mark at Markiplier, Bob at MyScrew, me at Minion777, LordMinion777. Stay tuned for the next one. Later.
49:40 Speaker 02 You're not gonna say the thing?
49:41 Speaker 01 Yeah, I can say the thing.
49:42 Speaker 04 Oh, podcast.
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