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2:13 Speaker 05 Good evening, gentle listeners guild, or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Malooned Mark talks exploding dongs, then gives us a threequel. Bijou Bob makes everyone come while stuffing, waxes wicked Mr. Presley, and constantly confabulates. Witching Wade is dubbed "Watu" due to Gen V, but raises Vegemite, hentai, and bald eagles. From slaughtering podcasts to Samurai bears. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's time for Anything Goes, Part 3.
2:55 Speaker 05 Now, sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
3:06 Speaker 03 Welcome to Distractable! The only show you'll ever need because we killed all the others ones.
3:14 Speaker 04 I, well, we killed them dead. We, we snuck into their apartments and now those shows don't exist anymore.
3:22 Speaker 06 Yeah, we killed all those others ones.
3:25 Speaker 03 Metaphorically, of course.
3:27 Speaker 04 By being so good?
3:29 Speaker 06 What, you mean that episode where we insulted them all finally worked?
3:32 Speaker 03 Yes, they're all gone. Good. Yes, and now people only have us. Well, you know, I don't know if the world would be a better place if we were the only podcast in the world, but I know it wouldn't be a worse place.
3:48 Speaker 04 Well, hey, his point is arguable. His point is arguable.
3:53 Speaker 03 It's up to you if you want to argue with, though.
3:55 Speaker 04 No, I choose not to, but it's arguable.
3:58 Speaker 06 That's rainy, I'm too tired today.
3:59 Speaker 03 Given that it's the Podcapocalypse, Podcaplic- Podcapocalypse.
4:06 Speaker 04 Podcastopolips? Hacal-?
4:10 Speaker 06 Podcatholics. Nope, that's not it.
4:12 Speaker 04 Podcatholics, yeah.
4:13 Speaker 03 Podcatholics. Given that it's the Podcatholics.
4:18 Speaker 03 I had forget my point I was gonna made. I was gonna say something clever and witty after that. I think I just rubbed bacon grease into my eye.
4:26 Speaker 04 Oh dude, is that a new skincare routine for your eye skin?
4:30 Speaker 06 What do you keep at your desk? Mr. Clean and bacon?
4:33 Speaker 03 No, I mean, I ate the bacon, but I haven't. I didn't exactly wash my hands since that moment. So that doesn't sing. I'm fine. Oh, we can make some gravy in those keepers. My name is Mark. I'm gonna be the host today. I've got my scoreboard and I've got an episode idea and the people that I'm gonna subject to my whims is these guys. Bob. And Wade.
4:52 Speaker 04 It's us, baby.
4:54 Speaker 03 Yeah, only one of them is gonna see the end of this episode.
4:57 Speaker 04 Well, I never watch our episode, so it'll probably be Wade, I guess.
5:00 Speaker 06 Am I representing the listeners again?
5:03 Speaker 06 But I can only hear the end.
5:04 Speaker 07 We represent the listeners guild.
5:08 Speaker 06 It's gonna be stuck in my head now.
5:10 Speaker 04 You did it. I don't take credit for that.
5:12 Speaker 06 Dude, I just got Pink Pony Club out of my head after the last like four days. I needed something else. This is fine. Is it Scary Movie 3 where they're like the killer videotape from the ring? They're like, we're playing it all day. Here it is again. They just keep playing the ring tape on repeat.
5:26 Speaker 04 I don't remember accurately enough to know, but.
5:29 Speaker 06 Oh, shizzle gizengar. Never mind.
5:31 Speaker 03 Look, Scary Movie 3 was a really, really funny movie. It shouldn't have been that funny.
5:37 Speaker 06 No.
5:37 Speaker 03 For being the third in the franchise and completely different directors.
5:41 Speaker 04 Third movies are often the best.
5:43 Speaker 06 Godfather Part 3, you know?
5:44 Speaker 04 The Matrix, Res- Revolutions. What's that one called? What's the third one called? Reload, re-revised?
5:51 Speaker 06 Frozen 3, I'm melting.
5:57 Speaker 04 Oh, that was pretty good.
5:58 Speaker 03 That was pretty good. All right, small talk.
6:02 Speaker 04 Man, it's been, it's, I don't want to date this episode too hard, but it is coming out the day after American Thanksgiving. I don't know if you could tell, I'm pretty sick. I did not sleep last night. I'm feeling great and guests arrive at our house, which we moved into less than two weeks ago for Thanksgiving in approximately 30 hours. Totally ready. We have done all the grocery shopping and stuff and we have, we have a plan, but like, I got a little sick over the weekend and I was like, all right, I'm on the other side. And then yesterday night, I just had a pretty miserable night. It's not the flu or anything. I took one of them nose tests, but boy, do I love getting sick right before hosting a house full of people I'm supposed to cook for.
6:43 Speaker 03 Do you have a moral responsibility to not host those people if you're sick? Cause you could get them sick.
6:48 Speaker 04 Possibly. I'm definitely at the point now where I don't. It's, it's just a cold. I don't, I took a COVID flu test. It's none of those things. And I'm like, I'm, I'm actually on the backside of it today and it's going away, but I honestly don't know. The thing is, we're kind of, it's all family and even if I told everyone like, hey, I'm sick. I have a cold. So like, you know, it's up to you if you want to come. Pretty sure they would all just come anyway. I'm pretty sure I don't. They're not concerned about it and they'd rather just hang out.
7:15 Speaker 06 I wouldn't. Pending menu.
7:17 Speaker 04 Thanksgiving food. What do you mean pending menu?
7:19 Speaker 06 I'd be there.
7:20 Speaker 04 Turkey, stuffing. You familiar?
7:22 Speaker 06 I've heard of it.
7:24 Speaker 04 Anyway, that's all that's been going on.
7:26 Speaker 03 Okay. I gave you a point for being a plague bearer.
7:28 Speaker 04 Yeah, I'm patient zero. If our entire family's wiped out in two weeks, it's probably me, probably whatever I had.
7:34 Speaker 03 I'm actually calling you plague host because, well, I guess you're not the host, but plague host sounds cool. And it sounds like a plague ghost. So there's multiple ways that you could have fun with that one.
7:44 Speaker 06 It sounds like premeditated scripted winning to me.
7:48 Speaker 04 Can I request to be called the original plague boy?
7:51 Speaker 03 No.
7:52 Speaker 04 Oh.
7:53 Speaker 03 Wade, you may be the original plague boy.
7:55 Speaker 06 Thank you. I'm not sick.
7:57 Speaker 03 If you so choose. You better get sick if you're going to take that moniker.
8:00 Speaker 06 I'll try. I'll try.
8:03 Speaker 03 Is that your sick voice?
8:04 Speaker 06 No, it's me, very sick boy. Plague. Hello. We are very sick.
8:09 Speaker 04 Oh man, I forgot that's what happens when Wade gets sick. I hate it.
8:13 Speaker 06 Oh man. No, I just have bad allergies. It doesn't matter. I've been, I've been good. I've not done a whole lot. I've worked a lot. Played some really great games. I was talking to Mark about all these great games he should try, but he's, you know, busy or something. I watched Gen V, season two. I started watching Welcome to Derry. I've caught up on a little bit of shows the last couple of days.
8:32 Speaker 04 What is, what's Gen V, season two? Am I supposed to know what that is?
8:35 Speaker 06 So the boys, the superhero show that's like real crazy. They have a spinoff called Generation V or Gen V.
8:41 Speaker 04 That's the juice they drink that makes them all super de-duper, right?
8:44 Speaker 03 It is exactly the juice that they drink that makes them all super de-duper.
8:48 Speaker 06 I watched Gen V season two, which I've been trying to watch for like a couple of months and just haven't had time caught up on that. Started watching Welcome to Derry, but not all of that's out yet. That's the Pennywise it show.
8:58 Speaker 04 I do actually know that one.
8:59 Speaker 06 I think Stranger Things season five comes out this week and then Fallout season two is coming out soon. I want to watch those as well. So I've got a lot of shows I want to watch.
9:06 Speaker 03 I watched The Boys for a little bit. And then, all right, I know people probably have made this commentary a thousand times, but it just seems like the people that make that show just want to make the grossest shit.
9:21 Speaker 06 It is actually the grossest shit.
9:24 Speaker 03 On the screen, because I got to that episode and all right, spoiler and or censor warning, skip ahead. It's where the one that can shrink goes.
9:36 Speaker 06 Do you know?
9:37 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.
9:39 Speaker 04 You mean the thing that everyone always theorized Ant-Man totally should do, but Marvel would never allow?
9:43 Speaker 06 Well, he went in the front, didn't he? He was a pipe cleaner.
9:46 Speaker 03 I got to there and I was like, that's enough of this show for me.
9:50 Speaker 04 I'm okay.
9:53 Speaker 03 I'm just all right.
9:55 Speaker 06 Oh, don't worry. Gen V season two has its own take on something similar.
10:00 Speaker 03 Oh, good. Yeah. If they've, he was so good the first time.
10:03 Speaker 04 That's gonna get him to watch it.
10:05 Speaker 03 I'm gonna call you the watcher.
10:09 Speaker 06 I know that character from Marvel's What If, which I've not seen the last like season or two of that, but I don't, I kind of like binge shows. I'll watch a bunch of shows for like three days, catch up, be done, and then I'll go the rest of the year, be like, oh, there's all these shows I want to watch. And then like just one random week of the year. I'm like, you know what? This week I catch up on shows.
10:28 Speaker 04 I haven't done that in a long time.
10:30 Speaker 06 I hadn't, uh, but yesterday I was just like, I'm taking a day and just watching stuff and being brain dead and having some brain rot. I enjoyed it. It was nice.
10:39 Speaker 03 Well, that's good. That's good.
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12:17 Speaker 03 All right, you boys ready for an episode?
12:19 Speaker 06 Oh, I'm ready to rumble.
12:22 Speaker 03 I already did. So I have an idea here and it's gonna blow your minds. It's called Anything Goes Part 3, where I don't do shit and you guys have to go do that shit. All right.
12:41 Speaker 06 All right, man.
12:42 Speaker 03 All right, all right, all right. So here's, here's, here's the, the thing. We're gonna flip the thing and you guys are gonna take turns, very specifically take turns, giving me any kind of information or article or things happening in the world. Try to keep them relatively topical that are going on. And then I will judge its worth. Heads is Wade this time. Cause he's bald.
13:08 Speaker 06 I can see into the future that I'm going to win.
13:14 Speaker 03 Heads. There you go. You get to go first point.
13:18 Speaker 04 That's okay, cuz I know, I know I have something to talk about that there's a 0% chance you're gonna steal from me, Wayne. I'm confident.
13:25 Speaker 06 Excellent. Well, I've gotta take this before you find it.
13:28 Speaker 03 All right, and go.
13:29 Speaker 06 All right, this is three weeks old. I apologize for that, but I think it's worth. Soulja Boy's latest handheld console, council, consoles are out. Soulja Game Flip and Soulja Game X now available for purchase.
13:44 Speaker 04 Game Flip? That's crazy.
13:47 Speaker 06 We've not had a Soulja Boy update in so long.
13:50 Speaker 04 Wait, what's the difference between those?
13:51 Speaker 06 No idea, but they're both original Soulja Boy ideas and they are for sale.
13:57 Speaker 04 What's the price?
13:58 Speaker 06 It didn't say on this particular page. Let me see if I can find it.
14:01 Speaker 04 Wait, what's the Soulja Game Pro? Soulja Game Pro is 177.75, but you can get it in black, white, or blue.
14:09 Speaker 06 Oh, yeah, there's the Pro.
14:12 Speaker 04 I see the Soulja Game Pro and the Soulja Game box.
14:15 Speaker 03 Stop talking about this. Stop talking. Stop talking about it. You hear?
14:20 Speaker 04 I don't know what that sound is, but I don't care for it.
14:23 Speaker 06 I don't know why it's, I don't know why that's the sound effect.
14:28 Speaker 04 What the fuck?
14:30 Speaker 03 All right, so the thing that people reminded me that I forgot about the last Anything Goes is that I had a random timer and you only ever had that timer to say your entire story in. So now we can no longer talk about Soulja Boy. That has been done. There is no discussion to be had. And then Bob will go, and then Bob, you get a random time. I've set it between one second and three minutes.
14:54 Speaker 04 God, I hope it's one second. All right, a podcast that I follow, I think it may have, I don't remember what it was. I think it was the NPR podcast possibly. An episode came on this week, the new Wicked movie came out, which is the second movie of a play, a musical that only, that shouldn't have been two movies. And the second act of which is barely even a thing. And I thought it was really funny because the podcast is three people and they're gonna talk about it. And it's like two critics and then one other critic who's a huge Wicked fan, like uses the Wicked, like loves it, seen it on Broadway, loves it. And one of the ones who's not a huge fan went, "Fuck."
15:33 Speaker 06 Damn, that, I couldn't even give you a point for that.
15:37 Speaker 04 What, what was that? 28 seconds?
15:39 Speaker 03 That was 31 seconds.
15:40 Speaker 04 That was pretty close.
15:41 Speaker 06 28 seconds later will be the sequel.
15:43 Speaker 03 All right. So now we all know how the game goes. You gotta get your story out there quick. Or else they're never gonna know anything about it.
15:52 Speaker 06 I'm ready. Put me in, coach.
15:54 Speaker 03 Okay, ready? 3, 2, 1, go.
15:57 Speaker 06 Netflix announces 50 Cent-produced Diddy documentary series proving it's all about the Benjamins.
16:02 Speaker 04 Oh my god.
16:04 Speaker 03 That was the whole sentence. I didn't even get the whole sentence out.
16:08 Speaker 04 Well, there's still a way he gets a point for that.
16:11 Speaker 03 4 seconds. 4 seconds? Sorry, man. I don't even know what you're talking about, so I didn't, can't give you any.
16:19 Speaker 06 Oh, I should be used to only having 4 seconds.
16:22 Speaker 04 My turn?
16:23 Speaker 03 Yeah, your turn, Bob. Ready?
16:25 Speaker 04 The clock starts when I start. Okay, in Bangkok, a woman in Thailand scared the shit out of several people when she started moving after they opened her coffin to cremate her. She had been apparently decided to be dead, put in a coffin, and showed up at a crematorium or whatever you call it, a place where they cremate dead remains so they can be sent to the crematorium. And they opened the coffin to get the body out to chuck it in the furnace, and she was all, hey, wait a minute. And they were like, what the fuck do you mean, wait a minute? Get in the furnace! Or something. I assume that's the exchange that they had.
16:58 Speaker 06 Did they put her in there?
17:00 Speaker 04 The 65-year-old woman's brother drove her from her province to this temple where they do the cremation. There's no information about how the brother got her into the coffin, or if he's been arrested.
17:16 Speaker 04 The brother had no official death certificate or anything. He was just trying to get rid of his sister, I guess. I don't know.
17:21 Speaker 03 That was close if, if that was, if they didn't know.
17:25 Speaker 04 She's, she's a lot, she's fine now. The brother's story was that she's, that woman had been bedridden for a couple of years, and that her health was in very bad shape, and he thought that she had become unresponsive and appeared to stop breathing for more than a day before he decided she was dead and tried to bring her. And, and apparently he also attempted to bring her to a hospital, and the hospital was like, nah, dude.
17:53 Speaker 03 If you can't get in one, you go to the obvious next step, which is.
17:56 Speaker 04 I guess, okay, so he brought her to a hospital because she expressed a wish to donate her organs, and the hospital was like, we can't take random organs from this random dead.
18:05 Speaker 03 That was great. You got a lot of time for that one.
18:07 Speaker 04 I was very responsive to the timer too. I just, I'm very, I was being very respectful.
18:11 Speaker 03 That is very good. All right. Wade, are you ready?
18:15 Speaker 06 Oh, I'm ready.
18:16 Speaker 03 Should I go when you go, or should I say three, two, one, go?
18:19 Speaker 04 Go, go when he goes. Give him, give him the best shot.
18:22 Speaker 03 All right.
18:23 Speaker 06 Joe Burrow is back for Cincinnati Bengals. They're spitting on people. They're concussed. They're injured. They're still better than the defense. The offense is somehow still outperforming the terrible defense. Worst defense maybe ever in the history of the NFL.
18:35 Speaker 04 Well, that's just not true.
18:36 Speaker 06 Wait, who's, who's spitting on who?
18:39 Speaker 04 Oh, Jamar Chase was spitting on a defensive back from that other team we played.
18:43 Speaker 06 Yeah, Jalen Ramsey.
18:45 Speaker 04 At the end of the game, two weeks ago, or over, a little over a week ago, recording this, the Jalen Ramsey came at Jamar Chase and threw hands and punched him and everyone was like, what the shit? And then like the next day it came out that the Bengals player Chase had spit on him during the course of the game because they had been up on each other's business.
19:04 Speaker 06 I don't know who started it, but that was completely unacceptable that he did that.
19:08 Speaker 04 Yeah, that's a ridiculous thing to, I honestly, football, like pro athletes throwing, punching someone with a helmet on, in the helmet, one, stupid, break your fingers. Two, kind of like unacceptable, bad example, but I at least understand it's heated. Like these guys are fighting for their lives, gets heated, fine. Spitting on someone? Crazy ass choice.
19:28 Speaker 06 Yeah, I don't like the spitting at all. Pretty ashamed of that.
19:31 Speaker 04 Pretty, pretty stupid.
19:32 Speaker 03 You know, I should have watched what it was. I think there was another hook in the last game that I did of this.
19:39 Speaker 04 They'll, they'll tell you and then that can be another episode premise that we do.
19:42 Speaker 06 We'll do the perfectest, anything goes.
19:45 Speaker 03 Wasn't it the last person talking? Wasn't it like the last person talking about that subject gets the point?
19:52 Speaker 04 I think it may have been. We definitely had an episode where whoever was talking when the timer went off got a point. I have no idea if it was anything goes.
20:00 Speaker 03 Man, I was so clever back then. Oh, man, what happened to me?
20:05 Speaker 06 We were younger.
20:06 Speaker 03 Man, now I gotta go pull up.
20:07 Speaker 04 Didn't we talk about that guy who stole his kid's blood or whatever? He's getting younger.
20:12 Speaker 03 That was it! That was it. Whoever was talking last got the point. That's what it was.
20:18 Speaker 04 Ah.
20:20 Speaker 03 All right. Everyone shut up. That was three years ago. I can't remember what happens. That was over three years ago, actually. Can you believe that?
20:27 Speaker 04 I don't believe how long this has been happening. No.
20:30 Speaker 06 Yeah, I could because I don't remember anything that happened last week. I was thinking about whether I wanted Cheetos or Cheetos puffs.
20:35 Speaker 04 Puffs, obviously.
20:37 Speaker 03 I don't know. Sometimes I like the extra crunch.
20:39 Speaker 06 I do. See, that's the thing. I like both.
20:40 Speaker 04 You know, Mandy hasn't worked out, though. You know what it is? You have to get Cheetos puffs and then regular flaming hot Cheetos. And you you consume them together in a mix because then you get the puffs and the crunch, whether you get the regular and the spicy, and you can mix and match.
20:57 Speaker 03 Is this your topic? Should I have started the timer?
20:59 Speaker 04 Uh, I mean, it can be.
21:00 Speaker 03 All right. So to clarify for everyone that's very confused in how this episode is going, because clearly rules only applied three years ago. The way this game works is I have a timer. That's a random time, and it's not just get the topic in. It's whoever's talking last gets the point. So I'm gonna drop the time down to two minutes, which I believe is what I had before, and it's still one second to two minutes. So now there's two minutes or any random time in between, and the last person talking goes first.
21:34 Speaker 06 Reminds me of the munchies where you had like the pretzels and chips and.
21:39 Speaker 04 I always thought those did not live up to the name. I get what they're going for, but it needs to be like.
21:43 Speaker 06 I liked them. They were my dinner sometimes when I worked at EDF.
21:45 Speaker 04 It needs to be like way better if it's gonna be called the munchies. It's really not any more special than just like a Chex Mix. It's just other chicks. Like, it's fine. It's good. It's fine.
21:54 Speaker 06 It's good to me, but I am the blandest person I know.
21:57 Speaker 04 Yeah, you don't even like flavor on your food.
22:00 Speaker 03 Bob wins that point. Good job, Bob. I don't know what that was about. Cheetos?
22:06 Speaker 04 Yeah, Mandy's Cheetos.
22:07 Speaker 03 All right, cool. Well, good job, Bob. You introduced it and you got the point there. Wade, go.
22:13 Speaker 06 Oh, oh, man, I was ready. Twitch. Oh, Twitch makes me so mad and happy, depending on the day. Happy on payday, mad the rest of the month.
22:21 Speaker 04 That's a bad spread. What's what's? Why are you so mad?
22:24 Speaker 03 Bob wins. Good job, Bob. You win Twitch.
22:27 Speaker 06 Reason to tell you about, but man, I won't tell you. You'll never know my Twitch tea.
22:32 Speaker 04 It's okay. I have a good one locked and loaded.
22:34 Speaker 03 Are you ready? You better be because the timer started.
22:37 Speaker 04 A Missouri judge who wore an Elvis Presley wig in his courtroom and played the singer's music from his phone during court proceedings has agreed to a deal that will cut his career on the bench to an end. He is going to step down. Judge Matthew Thornhill, who is a judge in suburban St. Louis, faces a six month unpaid suspension and he will resign after disciplinary hearing where they had to discuss his Elvis impersonation during court proceedings.
23:05 Speaker 03 So he was actually Elvis.
23:08 Speaker 04 He was sitting on the bench and the, the defense attorney would be like, objection, your honor. And he'd be like, oh, what does Elvis sound like?
23:18 Speaker 06 I remember the classic Elvis.
23:20 Speaker 04 Elvis stuff, you know?
23:22 Speaker 06 And the jailhouse rock.
23:24 Speaker 04 Blue suede shoes and whatever.
23:26 Speaker 06 Hound dog?
23:28 Speaker 04 I can't imagine a context in which this makes even the slightest bit of sense. But what would you do if you were in court and your judge was just like an Elvis or was, you know, whatever? I don't.
23:41 Speaker 06 But the judge was Elvis? I thought it was one of the other. It's the judge?
23:43 Speaker 04 No, this is the judge. This is the judge of the court. And Bob gets the point!
23:49 Speaker 03 Oh, that laugh almost got you in there, Wade. That chuckle would have counted. There's a little thing called guilty. You're going to prison.
23:58 Speaker 04 I mean, pretty much. I would have concerns as a defendant. I mean, we can't talk about it. I'm not talking about it.
24:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, that topic is over and dead. Wade, are you ready?
24:09 Speaker 06 Oh, I'm ready. A prisoner in Australia is challenging the state's ban on inmates eating Vegemite, claiming that it is his human right to enjoy Vegemite. Vegemite, that's the right word. Yes. Okay. I confuse that with Vagisil sometimes, which is weird to say out loud, but my brain does.
24:25 Speaker 04 Why would you need to know what Vagisil is for any reason?
24:28 Speaker 06 In case I ever go to prison, I need to have my human right to Vagisil. Vegemite? Which one are we talking about? Vegemite?
24:35 Speaker 03 You brought up the topic. I just didn't know there was a human right to Vegemite.
24:40 Speaker 04 I'm gonna get you a tub, a tub of Vegemite and a tub of Vagisil.
24:46 Speaker 03 All right, great Vegemite, Vagisil topic. Veg-
24:50 Speaker 06 Darn you Bob, we're talking in a normal human cadence.
24:52 Speaker 03 Vagisil.
24:53 Speaker 04 I'm just having a conversation.
24:55 Speaker 06 There was so much more to this article, we'll never know.
24:58 Speaker 04 Vegisil?
24:59 Speaker 03 Yeah, Vegisil, you get the Vegisil point, but I'm trying to write down who brought it up and then draw an arrow to who gets the actual point.
25:07 Speaker 06 So do you remember Henna and hentai, I used to confuse those, it's the same thing.
25:10 Speaker 04 I remember how you told a bunch of fans, including relatively youngish fans, that you were getting a hentai tattoo, yes.
25:17 Speaker 06 Yeah, with, they were with their parents at a convention, it's like, oh, loser gets a hentai tattoo, you guys should come watch.
25:23 Speaker 04 Yeah, I remember that, that was a good day, that was very funny. You did it a lot. You did it multiple times.
25:28 Speaker 06 That's not like after the fact embarrassment, I still get thinking about it, I don't like it.
25:34 Speaker 04 All right, Wade!
25:35 Speaker 06 Hey, I didn't know what the topic was!
25:38 Speaker 03 All right, that's going to Wade there, Bob, good topic on the Henna. Wait, you didn't bring that up.
25:43 Speaker 04 That was kind of an equal contribution topic, really.
25:47 Speaker 03 It was your turn. I'm gonna change the alarm, it's too abrasive. I want cheery.
25:52 Speaker 03 That's awful.
25:56 Speaker 06 I think we're starting a children's cartoon.
26:00 Speaker 03 That's a bit better.
26:00 Speaker 06 Ooh.
26:01 Speaker 03 Okay, everybody ready?
26:02 Speaker 06 Whose topic is it?
26:04 Speaker 03 Wade, it's your topic, go.
26:05 Speaker 06 Oh, there's a motorist in North Carolina who told 911 they had a bald eagle drop a cat through their windshield. That's kind of a crazy experience, wouldn't it be?
26:14 Speaker 04 I question how you could know that so specifically. Obviously, if something went through the windshield, you had, that's pretty concrete proof that something went through the wind, but they were watching it, they were like, oh, is that a bald eagle? Oh, did you carry the cat? Was he dropping the cat? Oh, my windshield!
26:29 Speaker 06 What a great topic, Bob. Is it over now?
26:34 Speaker 04 Yeah, didn't you hear the gong?
26:36 Speaker 06 No.
26:37 Speaker 03 You didn't hear the gong?
26:38 Speaker 06 No, I was so busy being caught up in Bob's description, I was just imagining it.
26:42 Speaker 04 That's exactly how it happened.
26:44 Speaker 06 Uh oh, I lost a contact blade, hold on.
26:47 Speaker 04 You lost a cut?
26:48 Speaker 06 Oh, it's there, it's there.
26:49 Speaker 04 Be careful rubbing those eyes, dude.
26:51 Speaker 06 Yeah, it got sucked up into the void.
26:54 Speaker 03 Those all could experience the perfection that is my eyes. That I rubbed baking grease into earlier.
27:01 Speaker 04 So good. The grease made them even better. Is that your secret?
27:05 Speaker 03 I actually, the secret is, okay, total sidebar. I'm not turning a timer for this. I always forget that eye drops are a thing. Like, I'll go through my whole day. Being like, ah, God, if only, if only there was some way to cure this. Oh, man, let me rub it some more. God, it didn't work. Oh, woe is me. Every day. And then the other day I got something in my eye. I was at the, I think I was at the dog park, actually. And dogs are running by and one splashed into the puddle because it'd been raining here like crazy. And literally, dog park pond water went, a drop went right in my eye. And I go like, ah, oh, oh, what could I do? Rubbing it doesn't help me. Oh, no.
27:51 Speaker 03 And then I go, I go and I'm like, oh, yeah, eye drops. I need to flush this huge bottle, huge bottle of eye drops. Not even like contact solution, like actual lubricating eye drops. And it was great. Instantly it felt better. I was like, oh, yeah.
28:04 Speaker 04 Oh, they do. They're wonderful. I also don't use them. Dude, eye drops feel so good. I have some and I also forget they exist because I don't get that very. But there's been, there have been a couple of times where I found the eye drops. I was like looking for something else. And I was just like, yeah, I could use a hit. And you just like do some eye drops. It feels great.
28:23 Speaker 03 It really does.
28:24 Speaker 04 Your eyes feel so fresh. It's ridiculous.
28:28 Speaker 03 All right, back to it. Who's turn? Bob's turn.
28:30 Speaker 04 Yes.
28:30 Speaker 03 Ready?
28:31 Speaker 04 Uh huh.
28:32 Speaker 03 And go.
28:34 Speaker 04 Arachnid super web reveals the surprising constant party life of cohabitating spiders. There's this, what's come to be known as the world's largest spider web is currently housing tens of thousands of spiders in a cave along the Albanian and Greek border. Researchers published their findings recently of two different species of spider peacefully cohabitating in this giant terrifying sounding, terrifying sounding colony, which is nestled in a pitch black cave. And it's also a sulfur rich environment. So. Probably is just great in there. That must be really fun research.
29:12 Speaker 06 You lost me at spiders. I want nothing to do with a big story about spiders.
29:15 Speaker 04 Tens of thousands of spiders.
29:17 Speaker 03 Oh, Wade, you were so close to getting in there. If only your commentary was just a little longer. Bet you wish you had.
29:29 Speaker 03 Anyway, uh, that was horrible. I would love to know more about this. Actually, I would love to know less about that. I don't want to know about any super web that's on the Greek and whatever border. I'm definitely not going to go caving and I'm definitely not going to go caving in that area.
29:45 Speaker 06 Very oddly specific place to go caving.
29:47 Speaker 03 I'm stealing. This is fantastic. I'm stealing a turn here, but it'll still apply. Whoever is talking last gets a point here. There's a VR game that I want to play and also don't want to play. That is a caving simulator. I'm talking full on in the butthole of the earth like this. I'm not terribly claustrophobic, but just watching clips of that game makes me a little claustrophobic.
30:10 Speaker 06 I couldn't do it. I could not do it.
30:12 Speaker 04 You gotta get like a, like a mixed reality setup for that though. You gotta build like a pillow fort. So when you do try and like lift your head, there's like stuff and you're like, ah, yeah.
30:21 Speaker 03 All right.
30:22 Speaker 06 No, I disagree. Don't do it.
30:24 Speaker 03 What's cool is the cave levels is the levels where people died in. The levels, the caves, the caves where people died.
30:30 Speaker 04 Oh, sick.
30:31 Speaker 06 Wow.
30:32 Speaker 04 Are there ghosts in there? So you could see if you're beating the losers who died?
30:35 Speaker 03 Oh, man, if I was a game developer, that'd be so.
30:38 Speaker 04 Phasmophobia in the nutty putty cave. Oh, can you imagine?
30:43 Speaker 06 I got EMF five and I'm stuck. Yay.
30:47 Speaker 04 It was me. Oh, well.
30:50 Speaker 03 And Bob got it.
30:52 Speaker 06 Unbelievable.
30:54 Speaker 04 Yeah, I'm good at this game.
30:56 Speaker 03 He's really good. Phasmocave. All right. Good job. All right, Wade, it's finally your turn. This is your time to shine or something.
31:02 Speaker 06 All right. Breaking news. Bob and Wade both use same website to find stories to share with Mark during this episode. Cause I've seen the same headlines he's looking at.
31:14 Speaker 04 Don't break the illusion. Whoa, shh, shh, don't break the illusion.
31:17 Speaker 06 Oh, we are so uncreative with our searching that we both found this. Oh, this one sounds like it'll have what we're looking for. And it so far it has.
31:26 Speaker 04 Is that your topic?
31:27 Speaker 06 Yeah, that was it. I just wanted to share that I saw, I unfortunately came across your spiders.
31:32 Speaker 04 I will get away from that. You can have that website. That's all you, buddy.
31:36 Speaker 06 Oh, we pretty thoroughly drained it.
31:38 Speaker 04 Ah, you can milk some more out of there.
31:40 Speaker 03 Yeah, I hope you can milk some more because this timer's got a lot of time left on it.
31:43 Speaker 06 Uh oh. Uh, well, man, we've talked about such great things. Blah, blah, blah, blah, ble, blue, blue.
31:50 Speaker 04 You don't remember what we talked about or?
31:52 Speaker 06 Well, I remember what we've talked about so far today. I saw, I see the Elvis judge.
31:57 Speaker 04 Uh huh.
31:58 Speaker 06 He doesn't look like Elvis in the photo they chose, I gotta say. He looks more like Bill Nye and Bill Gates had a baby.
32:03 Speaker 04 Would be a nerdy ass baby and also scientifically fascinating.
32:07 Speaker 06 And Bob's got it. I spoke for 90% of that time.
32:13 Speaker 04 You really just gotta feel the timer and get yourself in there, you know?
32:17 Speaker 03 All I remember from that is a Bill Nye baby.
32:20 Speaker 06 That's the important part.
32:22 Speaker 03 All right. Okay. All right. This is going just about as good as the last time. And I actually realized on the subreddit, someone made a full transcript of that episode. I'm not sure why.
32:31 Speaker 04 Oh dang.
32:32 Speaker 06 We have transcripts?
32:34 Speaker 03 No, this one does though.
32:36 Speaker 06 Oh, okay. Man, I said Bob got it a lot.
32:41 Speaker 06 Well, it's been true.
32:43 Speaker 04 It's the nature of how I talk. I really just sneak him in there.
32:46 Speaker 03 Oh, man. All right. Okay. Well, Bob, time for, for you to meet your comeuppance. We've got time for just a few more. Ready?
32:54 Speaker 04 Yes.
32:55 Speaker 03 Up, go.
32:56 Speaker 04 The organizer of the Miss Universe pageant has told Sky News that he cannot stand down from his position. Despite allegations that he called Miss Mexico a dumb head.
33:12 Speaker 06 I was expecting something incredibly like racist or a dumb head.
33:16 Speaker 04 Apparently, the contestants are obligated or and or expected to post promotional content about the country that's hosting the pageant, and it was in Thailand. So they were all supposed to post on their like, social medias about something about Thailand. I'm sure they gave them, you know, pictures or had them go on a trip or whatever. She was supposed to post something, which she did not do for whatever reason. And apparently, in front of all of the contestants or a large group of them, he was this guy was standing at the front with a microphone, and she claims he called her a dumb head. And he refutes this, although there was some argument, and he was chastising her for not doing what she's supposed to do. And then he called security, and then she walked out of the room.
34:00 Speaker 06 He?
34:01 Speaker 04 He called security.
34:02 Speaker 06 Security? I called her a dumb head. Remove me immediately.
34:05 Speaker 04 They had a verbal altercation where he may or may not have called her a dumb head. She said, "You are not respecting me as a woman." And then he called for security, and she left. And a bunch of other contestants went with her as a show of solidarity because what the fuck? What the fuck? This is not a room full of six-year-olds, by the way. These are all adult people.
34:27 Speaker 06 And Bob's got it.
34:29 Speaker 04 Man, Wade, you really gotta talk more.
34:31 Speaker 06 I'm trying. You don't give me a level. You know, I got, I'm so interested in what you have to say. You don't leave any room. It's a great strategy.
34:37 Speaker 04 I've run out of space, Bob.
34:40 Speaker 04 You know, I think the score is gonna be real tight on this one.
34:42 Speaker 06 Just use some of MySpace for Bob's points. Just don't delete Tom from my MySpace friends list.
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35:51 Speaker 03 Alright Wade, it's your time to shine.
35:53 Speaker 06 Alright.
35:54 Speaker 03 And by that, I mean I'm setting the timer to one minute now. So wait, one second to one minute.
35:59 Speaker 06 Oh, so I know exactly how long I have.
36:01 Speaker 03 No, no.
36:02 Speaker 06 I don't know who this is, but Dave Ramsey, he's a person. And he said owning 15 to 20 houses isn't greedy because God owns it and he's just managing it for God. And if you're calling him greedy, what you're actually doing is calling God greedy.
36:17 Speaker 04 I declare God is greedy. Like that Dave Ram. If you, you don't know who Dave Ramsey is, you don't know the rage bait that is Dave Ram. He's this guy, he's this older guy and he has a show where they do like financial advice. But all his financial advice is always like, alright, so you own three homes. But if you want to have a sustainable income, you really want to own seven or more homes. And you should probably raise your rent for your, for your renters by like 20 to 30%. 50 if they can afford it. Anyway, Dave Ramsey is miserable and his show is only rage bait. And I see it on my, my like TikTok and when I scroll sometimes.
36:57 Speaker 06 Mm-hmm. Alright Bob's good.
37:00 Speaker 04 Wade, you really gotta talk, man.
37:02 Speaker 06 Yeah, I see that.
37:03 Speaker 04 You don't have anything to contribute to these? That was your topic.
37:05 Speaker 06 I was, I'm.
37:09 Speaker 03 How do I make this more fair for you? What if I send you, when I hit the button, I'll DM you how much time there'll be.
37:18 Speaker 06 Wait, you have three seconds. Don't, damn it.
37:21 Speaker 03 Look, I, you'll have to keep track of how many it is at that time.
37:26 Speaker 06 You know what? This, this losing isn't my losing, this is God's losing. So he's not gonna allow this to happen.
37:34 Speaker 04 If Wade loses, he's making God a loser.
37:38 Speaker 06 The wheel will vindicate me in the end.
37:40 Speaker 03 Alright, okay, alright, well, Bob, it's your topic and we're just gonna go back and forth.
37:48 Speaker 03 It's the last one. No, we'll go, we'll go. I want Wade to have some opportunity to claw back from the depths of hell that he's found himself in.
37:56 Speaker 06 Put me in, coach. I'm a fourth quarter player anyway.
37:58 Speaker 03 All right, Bob, go.
38:00 Speaker 04 Children look on in horror and shock as Chuck E. Cheese is arrested for credit card theft. Apparently, a gentleman who in Tallahassee, Florida, because fucking, of course, it was in Florida, who was wearing the Chuck E. Cheese mascot outfit in the Chuck E. Cheese, like, going around and be like, "Hey, kids, Chuck E. Cheese." And there's body cam footage of two cops arresting him, and it's for credit card fraud.
38:27 Speaker 06 Wait, I DM'd you the time. I wasn't gonna cut him off. I think he was still telling the story. Whatever, you're gonna cut off.
38:35 Speaker 04 I think that's the idea, yeah, is that you're supposed to jump in.
38:41 Speaker 04 And if I want to win, I would just need to play a lot of games where you have to be kind of rude to win.
38:46 Speaker 06 Oh, I had that part covered. I couldn't see the T. It was covered by my article.
38:54 Speaker 06 Okay, we're reorganizing. I see it now. Why is Steam up?
38:58 Speaker 03 You opened Steam at the beginning of this episode.
39:00 Speaker 04 That's a long time ago now.
39:02 Speaker 06 I keep doing it, I think. I don't know what I'm doing.
39:04 Speaker 03 You instinctively just want to play a game to get away from this.
39:07 Speaker 06 I sure do.
39:08 Speaker 03 Let me play something I can win.
39:10 Speaker 04 Blueprints for an hour. What are we talking about?
39:13 Speaker 06 I've got this. There's no way I don't get this point.
39:16 Speaker 03 You've got this. I'm gonna, I'll send you the time that it starts at. You're so good. Ready?
39:24 Speaker 06 Yes.
39:24 Speaker 03 All right, and go.
39:26 Speaker 06 In Japan, what do you think the most common animal to fear would be? Oh, I'll tell you. The answer? Bears. Bear attack shelters are going on sale in Japan as the country experiences record high number of incidents. Bears in Japan going crazy. Listen, Bob, don't even try to say anything. I've got this point. I don't know if we gunged or not, but I'm gonna tell you about bears. They're mammals. They got claws. Don't you step in. I'm telling you about, this is my point.
39:57 Speaker 04 Almost, I almost snuck it in there. I could tell you were trying not, you were trying to keep it going and I was like, ah, if I start talking, he'll stop.
40:05 Speaker 03 Man, I have to ask the editors to do that photo finish. Look at the waveform. It won't really, we'll, we'll apply the point to the next episode, but to me, it sounded like Bob talked. Those two words at the exact moment the gong went off. That was just from my perspective. I swear he somehow fucking timed it, but I'll, I'll leave that one right now to Wade for the effort. But editors, let us know, cause that will, uh, that'll give Bob a point if he nailed that timing. Is that, is that cool to everybody?
40:43 Speaker 04 I appreciate that. That's pretty, that's pretty balanced.
40:46 Speaker 03 What was that point for? What was the topic? I've forgotten now. Bears!
40:50 Speaker 04 Bear attacks in Japan?
40:52 Speaker 06 I didn't know there were such things as bear attack shelters, but I can't talk about them anymore. The topic's over.
40:56 Speaker 04 Yeah, there isn't such a thing as far as we're concerned.
40:59 Speaker 03 All right, last round. Bob, it's your topic. Are you ready?
41:04 Speaker 04 I'm ready.
41:05 Speaker 03 Wade, do you want me to send you the time for this one?
41:08 Speaker 06 No, no, I can, I can feel it.
41:11 Speaker 03 All right, here we go. Three, two.
41:13 Speaker 04 Scientists at King's College London have discovered that-
41:16 Speaker 06 And Bob's got it!
41:23 Speaker 06 I was just about to cut in!
41:24 Speaker 04 You were looking so eager too.
41:26 Speaker 06 I know, I was like, I was like, oh.
41:29 Speaker 04 Did he not tell you it was like four seconds?
41:31 Speaker 06 I would not have had time to type it. It was two seconds. I also told him not to. I got this. I don't need, I don't need cheats on.
41:41 Speaker 04 Well, that one was a really uninteresting topic, so we didn't miss out on anything. Don't worry about it.
41:45 Speaker 03 All right, um, I'm gonna start with Wade's points. For no reason. Yeah. You got points for frozen three, I'm melting. Very funny, very funny, man. That was great. You are the watcher. You went first. Sold a game. Jamar Chase spitting on that other player. Yeah, that I don't like that one. At this point, the rules changed. You called it a subreddit, which was funny. Uh, Ved just no, that's not your point. That just went to Bob. Never mind. Uh, nine, one, one eagle, Bald Eagle went to Bob. Dave Ramsey. We were doing my points though, right?
42:22 Speaker 04 Yeah, he's trying to find points for you. Don't worry about it.
42:24 Speaker 03 Yeah. Um, you have a conditional bear point. Okay. Eight. That's good. Okay. Does Bob have at least?
42:33 Speaker 04 You probably killed me in the small talk.
42:35 Speaker 03 Yeah. Oh, no, but yeah. Bob, we represent the listeners guild. Uh, plague host crematory murder question mark. Tommy Bobby, Cheetos, Twitch, Elvis Judge, Vegasil from Wade. Oh, wait, no, Wade, you got the Henna tattoo. That went to you.
42:54 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:55 Speaker 03 Yes. And then the super web. I forgot. You got, you got some, you did some in there. Yeah, I have arrows going to you at least, so I'm assuming that's correct. Don't call it a comeback. Back by baby. Bill Nye, baby.
43:08 Speaker 04 Bill Nye, baby.
43:09 Speaker 03 Oh, Bill Nye, baby. Miss Universe and then scientist, uh, 13 points. So that's not as far apart as I thought they would be. It's 13 to 10. Technically within range of at least a tie.
43:22 Speaker 06 All right. I just need to spin a three and have three victories.
43:26 Speaker 03 Ow.
43:27 Speaker 06 Sorry, I hit my heel.
43:29 Speaker 04 What the shit?
43:31 Speaker 06 I kicked my chair with my heel and it really hurt my foot.
43:33 Speaker 04 Okay, maybe sit still for a second. Uh, just relax.
43:37 Speaker 06 Okay.
43:38 Speaker 04 How many points will it be? Of course it will be three. Okay.
43:47 Speaker 03 How about for the wheel? If it's a sequel to an episode, add percentage to the tie wheel.
43:55 Speaker 04 Ooh.
43:57 Speaker 03 Whatever the other thing, other thing is here, there's a certain one that puts percentage. We'll do the same percentage that one does.
44:05 Speaker 04 It's 10%.
44:06 Speaker 06 All right, I gotta find some minuses to the wheel.
44:08 Speaker 04 If episode is a sequel, add 10% to tie wheel.
44:12 Speaker 06 If episode is a sequel, subtract 10% to tie wheel.
44:15 Speaker 03 All right, three spins it is, shall we? You know it.
44:21 Speaker 04 Happiest contributions?
44:23 Speaker 03 Happiest, all right, what do, let me look back at here.
44:26 Speaker 04 I feel like my list is not the happiest sounding. I know Wade has a couple, but.
44:30 Speaker 06 Is it list of points or list of topics brought up?
44:33 Speaker 03 This is happiness. I'm trying to see which one's happiest by least hap, by counting up the not happies.
44:38 Speaker 06 Yeah, but by points or by who brought up which topic?
44:41 Speaker 03 Who brought up which topic? So you have the 911 or the bald eagle dropping a cat. That's not very happy.
44:49 Speaker 06 No, that's not very happy. Jamar Chase wasn't very happy.
44:51 Speaker 03 Jamar Chase spitting and then there's a bear attack. So that's three unhappies to Bob's four unhappies. Wade, you had the happiest contribution. Congratulations.
45:01 Speaker 04 You did it.
45:02 Speaker 06 All right, two more to go. Hang on to your seats, baby, cuz this one's a screamer. Right, Matthew Lillard?
45:10 Speaker 04 Most perceptive. Who added that to the wheel?
45:13 Speaker 06 I, I don't know that I can argue me for that cuz I lost so many thing. I didn't even see where Mark texted me the cheating answer.
45:20 Speaker 04 That is a pretty bad fail on the, you know?
45:23 Speaker 03 That's pretty bad, yeah. I think that Bob having the incredible timing, yeah, that's gotta go to Bob.
45:30 Speaker 06 All right, two points for Wade coming up. Is it on the, is it on here?
45:33 Speaker 04 It's not impossible for you to win.
45:36 Speaker 03 This wheel is very rigged.
45:38 Speaker 06 Come on.
45:40 Speaker 04 Hardest thinker.
45:43 Speaker 03 Hardest thinker. Well, Wade, you were doing a lot of thinking and not talking, so I guess I gotta give you that one.
45:49 Speaker 04 Yeah, I definitely was not thinking. I was just going, going, going, and winning, winning, winning.
45:54 Speaker 06 Oh, man, I was being so thoughtful.
45:56 Speaker 03 Unfortunately, Wade, you only got two out of the three-wheel spins. It really was all about giving you that opportunity, but it was snatched from the jaws of victory. Anyway, congratulations, Bob. 14 points to Wade's 12. You did it.
46:11 Speaker 04 I'm the greatest.
46:13 Speaker 03 I'm actually amazed how close that was because it really didn't feel close.
46:16 Speaker 04 It didn't feel very close at all.
46:18 Speaker 06 You know, guys, I would feel offended, but you're right. It did not. I did not feel like I should be.
46:23 Speaker 04 It felt like I was really running away at full speed with that one for a lot of it.
46:27 Speaker 03 All right, winner's speech, Bob.
46:29 Speaker 04 You know, sometimes it's just meant to be. Sometimes the game plays directly into your strengths. I don't know why my strength is having a sense of when a timer's gonna go off across the entire country from where I'm currently sitting, but apparently if there's a way to monetize that, I should really figure it out because I got the touch.
46:49 Speaker 06 Worse superhero power, sensing someone's alarm clock.
46:53 Speaker 04 I'm a feeler. I could, I got the feel. I feel it.
46:56 Speaker 03 I have the feel about setting the microwave and then coming back when it's ready. Or I did before my piece of shit microwave that doesn't fucking work adds random time to my.
47:07 Speaker 04 It adds time?
47:08 Speaker 03 It adds random time.
47:10 Speaker 04 What the hell kind of thing? Why would it do that?
47:12 Speaker 03 Oh, because it's all a touchscreen. There's no physical buttons, so it just goes off whenever it feels like. When like a little steam comes out of the, the vent at the top, it goes right over the touch controls and it could, it can actually suppress buttons.
47:26 Speaker 04 That's so stupid.
47:28 Speaker 03 It's so stupid. Look, you can't expect a company like Wolf to make good kitchen appliances.
47:35 Speaker 06 Oof, allegedly.
47:37 Speaker 03 Allegedly. Well, true. Actually, I live this.
47:39 Speaker 04 Yeah, I mean, if you have one, I think you're allowed to say that you think it sucks.
47:43 Speaker 03 Oh, it's the biggest piece of shit. It is the war wolf. I don't know if you've ever tried. To make a microwave before this wasn't it. So Texas microwave. Show it up your ass. All right, Wade, loser's beach.
48:00 Speaker 06 This was a not very hard fought battle that I was in by pure coincidence. Frozen though, if you guys need some ideas for titles, call me. I got you. Yeah, I turned my loser's speech into a ploy for another job.
48:13 Speaker 03 All right. Well, that I hope that works out for you, man.
48:16 Speaker 06 Oh, some people call me all the time for stuff because good.
48:20 Speaker 03 Of course, of course you do.
48:21 Speaker 06 Sure, I believe that.
48:22 Speaker 03 And then we're gonna have a surprise point in a future episode, probably the next one. Well, not the next one because Bob's gonna be hosting as the winner. But the next one that he's a participant in, he might get a conditional point if he actually got the photo finished, which I'd be very curious what that was. Thank you, everybody so much for watching and listening. Hope you had a wonderful day and hope you are going to have a wonderful time after this. Sorry, your this podcast only lasts a little bit through your workday. The rest of it will obviously be spent in silence because there's no other podcasts.
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