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1:43 Speaker 04 Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. The sipsum. Wailing Wade inflicts tongue-twisting terror as he makes miracory most mocking. Medallik Mark, Texas Ranger, witnesses Warner's sound-sufficiency. There's a constipated mouse gagging Gollum, it and sad Shaggy. Boxed-up Brooklyn Bob goes a-roaming, does deeply demonic, trick-bill brilliantly, and a fabulous froggy. From Wade's nips to bad-mouthed Elmo. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. It's time for...
2:22 Speaker 04 Please laugh. Now, sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
2:34 Speaker 05 Hello, everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm today's host-ish.
2:42 Speaker 02 Thought you forgot your name. I legitimately thought you forgot.
2:46 Speaker 05 I have some imposter syndrome going on today.
2:49 Speaker 03 I'm Ron Burgundy.
2:51 Speaker 05 I didn't win last episode, but I'm hosting on behalf of the listeners who did win.
2:56 Speaker 02 You're gonna get all the ire. All the listeners are gonna channel their hate at you.
3:01 Speaker 03 It's his fault.
3:02 Speaker 02 Yeah.
3:03 Speaker 05 Mm-hmm. They might.
3:04 Speaker 03 Eww.
3:05 Speaker 05 Unless I built an episode specifically for the listeners. Time will tell.
3:11 Speaker 02 Damn, we did not have that much time in between these episodes, but man.
3:15 Speaker 05 I had about two minutes.
3:19 Speaker 02 They're gonna be happy.
3:22 Speaker 05 Oh, boy. Cause we're speedrunning today. If you're wondering why I'm wearing the same shirt for the next six episodes, it's because we're doing a speedrun and I'm gross. Uh, joined as always by Mark and Bob, who also didn't win. None of us won last episode.
3:37 Speaker 03 But I can confirm, weight is gross.
3:39 Speaker 05 Thank you. I need my points pad.
3:42 Speaker 03 You're wearing that shirt that's like flesh toned, so it looks like you're just topless, sitting here hosting the episode.
3:47 Speaker 05 Editors, put in nipples. You probably can't. Unless.
3:50 Speaker 02 No, they can't.
3:51 Speaker 03 Just two nipples appear on your forehead.
3:53 Speaker 05 Wherever you want. Dealer's choice. So how are you guys? Fill in while I get my notepad ready that definitely was ready already.
4:00 Speaker 03 Moving. God, I fucking hate moving.
4:04 Speaker 05 You're moving.
4:05 Speaker 03 Yeah, I don't know if you could see, remember how all these shellows used to have shit all over them?
4:10 Speaker 05 Mm-hmm.
4:11 Speaker 03 Uh, this, I can only hope will be the last time I ever move for the rest of my life.
4:17 Speaker 05 Damn.
4:18 Speaker 03 We'll see if that holds up. I'm pretty sure I said something like that when we moved to this place, but we are moving. The movers will be here in less than 48 hours. I will say this area, like my desk is covered in all the same. I haven't packed it all. This is the least packed part of the entire house. All the rest of our house is in like boxes and shit, but we have been hardcore. Pretty much most of the day, every day since Saturday. And today is Tuesday, moving, packing, carrying heavy shit up and downstairs. I fell on the stairs one time, totally fine, survived. But the movers actually show up and then will be moved over.
4:58 Speaker 03 Honestly, as much as I despise moving, this is lame because I always do this and circle it back to being a dad now that I'm a dad. But the most concerning part of all this for me is I'm curious how James is going to handle it, right? We've already moved once, but he was like a baby when we moved. We moved from California back to Ohio to be closer to our parents when he was like 10 months old, which was tricky because 10 months olds are tricky, but this is different now, right? He's, he's old enough now where like his room is his room. He knows that that's his bed, that's his bookshelf. This is his, we're like packing up his belongings and they're disappearing. And he's kind of like, hey, didn't that bookshelf, wouldn't that full of books?
5:40 Speaker 03 Where'd all my books go? And it's like, he's being really cool so far, but I'm curious. The first night, like we're going to sleep in this house tomorrow night. And then the next night, we're going to sleep in the other house and his bed is going to be in a new room and it's going to be smell different. And I just don't know how it's going to go. He might be totally fine. He's really chill. He likes traveling. He loves staying in hotels and stuff. We've done that a couple of times, but I'm worried that it's going to be hard on him because he is so young, it's hard to express how he's feeling or understand exactly how he's feeling. And moving is weird and moving is difficult. So it sucks and I hate packing, but the main thing on my mind is James because I'm really curious and just want to make sure he does okay. Cause it's a big change for a little kid who doesn't necessarily understand
6:24 Speaker 03 why all his shit is all moved around and not where it's supposed to be anymore. But it'll be over soon, said, forgetting about the three months of unpacking that always follows a move from house to house.
6:36 Speaker 05 I want to call it, but I need to sneeze.
6:39 Speaker 03 I'll allow it.
6:40 Speaker 02 I'll comment. Moving? Ha! Would never. I would never do that. Ever. In history forever, have I ever moved? Not once.
6:49 Speaker 05 Since I've known you, I think you're in the longest period of not moving that I know of.
6:53 Speaker 02 That actually is true.
6:54 Speaker 03 If you just stay in hotels and Airbnbs, you don't have to move. You can be anywhere.
6:58 Speaker 02 That's true.
6:59 Speaker 03 You kind of practically live in Texas, but you don't, you didn't move there.
7:03 Speaker 02 You're goddamn right. I have been so in hotels and everything has been kind of crazy. I've been doing a lot of, of traveling. I was at, uh, this is probably not a secret, but I was at Warner Brothers mixing, uh, stage for the movie. Don't get excited, everybody. They're not doing it.
7:20 Speaker 03 Final stretch.
7:21 Speaker 02 I, I was at Warner Brothers lot because the sound mixer Brad was like, it'd be really great if we could put the finishing touches in an actual like really large movie theater, uh, room. And this was super cool because I had never seen anything more than his mixing room, which is not small. It's not tiny, but it's like a living room size.
7:40 Speaker 03 Yeah.
7:41 Speaker 02 With a, you know, a projector screen and, and it's pretty good. This was literally, if you took a movie theater and you pu- pulled out all the chairs, that's what this was.
7:49 Speaker 03 That's fun.
7:50 Speaker 02 And it just had a big sound mixing desk. It had an upper level where there was like a desk up there that I could, I could work on as, as he was doing that. And, um, and it was, it was really, really, really fun. Just, you know, unfortunately came at a terrible time. Cause all the other things going on, but I, I did appreciate the experience because I got to go, I, I'm not really much for touring the lots, but I was able to go on to Warner Brothers lot with an actual like, I belong here path, which is very funny. Okay. This is, this is probably, I, I don't know this talking about their security too much, but what's really funny to me about their security is they don't allow Ubers to go in, which I understand.
8:26 Speaker 03 Sure.
8:26 Speaker 02 I, I usually would drive and go there and I show the pass of my ID and then I go on. But one day for some reason or another, I didn't have my car and I had to take an Uber there and I didn't realize he could drop off. So he turns around, the Uber driver's pissed at me, tanked my score probably, but you know, it's fine. I, I get out and I'm like, okay, I'll go through. And I don't know why I thought I could go through the car gate, but I walk up to the gate again. He was like, hey, can you?
8:52 Speaker 02 He just glares at me and he points to the pedestrian entrance. But what's silly to me is I go through the pedestrian entrance and there's a whole rigamarole, like metal detector scanning, looking at your bags. There's like two people on either side checking. For just, just me, I was the only one there, I guess for studio tours to do that, but they don't do that for cars. So I'm just like,
9:17 Speaker 02 wait, I can bring anything in my car. Wait, check in my bag, I can bring it. This seems like a glaring suspicion. So maybe I shouldn't talk about that as like a glaring weakness in their security protocol, but it just seems strange.
9:30 Speaker 03 There must be a reason.
9:31 Speaker 02 I mean, I'm assuming that if you were an employee, you'd be driving, but I'm like, not every employee drives and some park out in the, there's, there's garage. Anyway, I don't know. That's none of my business. It was cool. There was a lot going on there. I didn't peek my head into any of the sound stages. So, and I probably couldn't say anything if I did see something. But it was nice. It was actually a really nice place. They had like this whole cafeteria, which I forget that most places of employment have their own cafeteria. It's very good food. I didn't go out for lunch to the cafeteria a lot because I was working the whole time, but it was, it was a nice experience and it was, it was super cool.
10:05 Speaker 03 That's fun.
10:05 Speaker 02 And then one of the Warner Brothers, the guy who was in the room said it was fucking badass. So I'm very, very happy about that.
10:14 Speaker 02 And that's it.
10:15 Speaker 03 Nice.
10:16 Speaker 05 Yep. Well, I gotta say, Mark, you earned the segue point.
10:25 Speaker 03 Oh.
10:26 Speaker 02 Warner Brothers, security flaws?
10:28 Speaker 05 Whenever you got to the gate, somebody said something to you, right?
10:32 Speaker 03 Yeah.
10:33 Speaker 05 And how did they sound?
10:37 Speaker 02 He glared at me and then pointed to the-
10:40 Speaker 03 Yeah, he didn't say anything. He-
10:42 Speaker 02 Pedestrian line.
10:43 Speaker 05 No, I thought you did, you did a voice at one point.
10:45 Speaker 02 Get out of here bub. I don't know what-
10:47 Speaker 05 That wasn't it. Alright, well.
10:51 Speaker 05 We're getting a half a segue point.
10:52 Speaker 02 Come on.
10:54 Speaker 05 Cause you can't even remember.
10:55 Speaker 02 We never had to remember what our segue-
10:57 Speaker 05 Was before you just tell us. That's okay, because the only it's the only point I've assigned for all the small talk was half of a segue point. The listeners won the last episode and the listeners are out for blood. There's no small talk points.
11:10 Speaker 03 Okay.
11:11 Speaker 05 There's half of a segue point, but for the listeners, we all three of us are going to be doing some fun impressions today. Voice impressions.
11:21 Speaker 02 Oh, I just realized I'm my intestines are exploding.
11:25 Speaker 05 And I've got a list. I've got a list of tongue twisters that we get to read while doing voice impressions.
11:32 Speaker 03 Tongue twisters, what the fuck?
11:34 Speaker 05 Yay, listeners.
11:37 Speaker 02 Good, great, good.
11:40 Speaker 03 Oh, listeners, you're not, I'm never gonna let you win anything ever again, the rest of your lives.
11:46 Speaker 02 Wait till the viewers win and we have to do something with our eyeballs. This is gonna be crazy.
11:50 Speaker 05 So I'm gonna keep this one again. We're aiming to get some quick episodes done. Our last one went a little bit longer than intended, so I'll try to keep this short. So I've got a list of like 30 impressions. I'm gonna spin them on a wheel and whenever we close the time, we'll just call it. We'll get as many as we can before then.
12:03 Speaker 02 Okay.
12:04 Speaker 05 We'll do this in kind of whatever. Let's see the order. We'll go Bob, Mark, me.
12:08 Speaker 03 Hooray.
12:09 Speaker 05 For the first one.
12:10 Speaker 02 Mm hmm.
12:11 Speaker 05 And then we'll mark me, Bob, you know, we'll kind of like rotate in the order that we do. So.
12:19 Speaker 05 Bob, you'll get to go first on this one and your tongue twister will be Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
12:26 Speaker 03 Okay, good. That's not the part I'm worried about.
12:29 Speaker 05 You know, I'm just gonna post this list of them so you guys can actually read them because the whole point isn't to memorize.
12:34 Speaker 02 I don't want to dread. I'm not gonna look.
12:37 Speaker 05 There you go. Here's your list and we're just gonna read the first line of each of these.
12:40 Speaker 03 I don't even wanna know.
12:43 Speaker 05 So for the first one, we're number one, we're just gonna read the first line. Number two, we'll read that first line, so on and so forth. So Bob, your first impression is going to be. Well, we're all gonna do this impression. Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse reading that Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
13:00 Speaker 03 All right, well, I could maybe do this one. You know, I don't do, I don't, I have, I'm like H. John Benjamin. My, my voice acting is my voice. I do my voice and that's the extent of my voices, which is an insult to him because he actually does do other voices pretty well, but I'm. It's like, anyway, I'm stalling because I don't want to do this.
13:21 Speaker 05 Yep. Oh, Peter Piper picked a peck of. Pickled peppers, ho ho, pack of pickled peppers, Peter Piper. You just had to do the first line. Oh ho. You can keep going if you want, though.
13:32 Speaker 03 Oh, no, I'm done then. That's good.
13:33 Speaker 05 Yeah, that's what this is just a quick, quick fire.
13:36 Speaker 03 Stand back, everybody.
13:41 Speaker 05 Ho ho.
13:50 Speaker 05 Peter.
13:54 Speaker 05 Pickled pack. Of pickled peppers.
14:02 Speaker 05 Mickey's on cocaine.
14:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, somehow that sounds like Mickey doing Heath Ledger's Joker.
14:11 Speaker 03 Do you wanna know how I got these scars?
14:14 Speaker 05 I'm gonna show you a magic trick.
14:24 Speaker 05 Those are decent, guys. Those were actually decent.
14:26 Speaker 03 Those?
14:27 Speaker 05 Both.
14:28 Speaker 03 Well.
14:29 Speaker 05 Yeah, they're decent impressions.
14:30 Speaker 03 All right, wait, my, you're including me with that?
14:33 Speaker 05 Yeah. Same level. I'm not gonna give you my top five ordering of that. That's last episode, but.
14:40 Speaker 03 Mm hmm, mm hmm. Oh, thank God.
14:43 Speaker 05 Uh, I'm sorry, I gotta do it.
14:49 Speaker 02 We just picked ones that he would be good at.
14:50 Speaker 05 Now, actually, I found a list of impressions for beginners.
14:54 Speaker 02 Gonna be Gollum next, cuz you fucking schmiggle.
14:56 Speaker 05 It turns out every impression I could do is on the list for beginners.
15:01 Speaker 03 Oh, God.
15:03 Speaker 02 All right.
15:04 Speaker 05 Okay, uh, Bob, you went first that time. Mark, you'll go first. I guess I'll go second. Bob, you'll go third this time.
15:10 Speaker 03 Sure, it's like, it's like an improv game. We're just going through the line. Let's, let's do it, boys. We know this.
15:17 Speaker 05 Yeah. Mark, you're gonna be reading the first line from second, for number two, the Betty Botter line.
15:24 Speaker 05 As Donald Duck.
15:25 Speaker 03 Oh, fucking, fucking what?
15:28 Speaker 05 That was a request from Bob specifically.
15:30 Speaker 03 Yeah, well, I was sort of hoping I wouldn't have to do that one.
15:34 Speaker 02 Oh.
15:35 Speaker 05 I can't do Donald either, so this is gonna be terrible for all of us.
15:42 Speaker 02 I hope the listeners are real happy about their win.
16:07 Speaker 02 Okay, that went somewhere else and I'm gonna stop now.
16:10 Speaker 05 I don't know, Mark can get a point for that.
16:16 Speaker 03 Uh, just for clarity, the line was Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. That's what Mark said.
16:28 Speaker 02 I think that's a terrible Donald Duck impression. Wade, you should duck him points.
16:32 Speaker 03 No, I'm not, I'm not impressionizing. Wade's next.
16:35 Speaker 02 Oh, I am. Oh, fuck.
16:48 Speaker 03 What? How the fuck? That's close.
16:51 Speaker 02 I feel like we were doing the same kind of mouth thing, but mine did not come out like that.
16:55 Speaker 05 Did that sound anywhere close, did it?
16:57 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:58 Speaker 03 I haven't listened to Donald Duck in a long time, but that was pretty close.
17:02 Speaker 02 Yeah, that was pretty good.
17:04 Speaker 03 Compared to what happened before and what's about to happen now, I think that was way closer.
17:12 Speaker 03 Alright, yeah, here we go. This is gonna be great.
17:22 Speaker 03 Hang on, let me.
17:25 Speaker 03 Oh, I can't do it without making myself laugh.
17:35 Speaker 05 It's a villain Batman choking. Where are the drugs going?
17:44 Speaker 03 No, no, it's Sméagol. Wait, hang on. That's different.
17:47 Speaker 05 You guys have made these characters sound so threatening.
17:53 Speaker 03 That was on purpose.
17:55 Speaker 05 Oh, Tyler, he's got these scars?
18:00 Speaker 03 How do you make that sound without tensing every muscle in your entire existence?
18:04 Speaker 05 I don't know. In my, like, you know how you hear your own voice differently? To me, I'm not even close. I'm glad it sounds close to you.
18:10 Speaker 03 Yours sounds like you at least know what you're trying to do. And like, it's not like you're doing the vo- but like, it's, if someone heard that, they'd be like, oh, you're doing Donald. If someone heard mine, they'd be like,
18:22 Speaker 03 is he okay?
18:25 Speaker 05 It's almost like you have to combine it with another, like, you have to almost high pitch your voice a little bit, but also.
18:30 Speaker 02 Nah, I'm good. I'm good.
18:32 Speaker 03 I don't think I'm refining that one. I think that's staying.
18:35 Speaker 05 I can't do it well either, but I mean, that's what I was doing.
18:39 Speaker 03 That made my whole head hurt in a way that it doesn't usually.
18:42 Speaker 05 Oh, okay. I gotta go first on this one. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? A woodchuck could chuck wood? William Shatner.
18:51 Speaker 05 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
18:56 Speaker 05 A woodchuck could chuck wood, Mr. Spock?
19:00 Speaker 02 I think you're doing someone else.
19:02 Speaker 05 He would chuck wood, wood as much as he could.
19:07 Speaker 03 That's the.
19:08 Speaker 02 No, no, he's, he's leading us in the right direction. No, he's got it. We just gotta replicate what he's doing.
19:13 Speaker 05 I'm kind of Christopher Walken-ing my Shatner.
19:15 Speaker 03 Yeah, that you kind of Walken did. I don't think I have a leg to stand on to make fun of anyone else's impersonation.
19:22 Speaker 05 Christopher Walken and William Shatner had a baby for me.
19:24 Speaker 03 So does that mean I have to go next?
19:26 Speaker 05 Yes.
19:27 Speaker 03 Yeah, see, now I was just laughing at you, but now I have to do it. I immediately regret that I laughed at you. How much wood, wood, a woodchuck chuck? If a woodchuck could chuck wood, Mr. Spock?
19:39 Speaker 05 See, I had Mr. Spock, it's immediately Shatner.
19:41 Speaker 03 Yeah, right. He says Mr. Spock after every sentence, I'm pretty sure.
19:44 Speaker 02 Okay, all right. I'm gonna do an impression. I'm gonna do it.
19:49 Speaker 03 Because you have to?
19:50 Speaker 02 No, because William Shatner is just a guy. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
19:59 Speaker 02 I'm pretty sure when he's just talking in interviews.
20:02 Speaker 03 That's just how he talks normally off camera.
20:06 Speaker 02 I'm pretty sure.
20:09 Speaker 05 I'm trying to remember the commercials he did.
20:11 Speaker 03 Oh, you didn't say Mr. Spock, though, so I'm on.
20:13 Speaker 02 No, no, that's his character.
20:15 Speaker 03 Oh, OK.
20:16 Speaker 02 Yeah, he did all the commercials for whatever that travel thing was.
20:20 Speaker 03 Expedia?
20:21 Speaker 05 It was one of those, Travel Office Expedia.
20:23 Speaker 03 Travel op- opposite pathy, travelopathy, you know, the disease.
20:28 Speaker 02 Priceline? Oh, yeah.
20:30 Speaker 05 Priceline, yeah. Um, we're back to Mark going first.
20:34 Speaker 02 Oh, boy.
20:35 Speaker 03 Yay.
20:36 Speaker 05 So, Mark, you have to do, she sells seashells by the seashore as Scooby Doo. Okay, she.
20:44 Speaker 03 The list doesn't apply here, right?
20:46 Speaker 05 She had legs for days, Raggy.
20:51 Speaker 02 There wouldn't be Rs for she, it'd just be she, not re.
20:55 Speaker 05 Well, he says Raggy instead of Shaggy.
20:57 Speaker 02 Oh, God, he does.
20:59 Speaker 05 Re-rails, re-rails by the re-roar.
21:02 Speaker 03 That's actually really good.
21:04 Speaker 02 Thank you, thank you.
21:05 Speaker 03 Wait, is it me?
21:06 Speaker 05 Yes, I went last the first time.
21:08 Speaker 03 Right. Uh.
21:11 Speaker 03 Re-rails, re-rails, ride the re-roar. Ride the re-roar? Is that how he does it?
21:18 Speaker 02 It was very good, man. That was good. That was good, yeah.
21:25 Speaker 05 Was he a horse?
21:28 Speaker 03 Come on, hey. Listen, if you're allowed to leave during my episode, I'm gonna consider doing that here now.
21:34 Speaker 02 Uh.
21:35 Speaker 05 Re-rails, re-rails by the re-roar.
21:38 Speaker 03 Re-shells?
21:43 Speaker 03 Re-shells. I forgot how to say it, S, just for this one word.
21:47 Speaker 05 Raggy?
21:48 Speaker 03 What a thing to come up for the S's.
21:50 Speaker 05 Yeah, really not great. Let's move on immediately.
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23:28 Speaker 05 Bob, you're first, I'm second, Mark's third.
23:30 Speaker 03 What is this tongue twister? Is this an established tongue twister?
23:34 Speaker 05 I don't know.
23:35 Speaker 03 How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? What the fuck is that?
23:39 Speaker 05 Okay, but you have to do your best clown impression for this, like a bozo the clown type thing.
23:46 Speaker 02 Any clown?
23:47 Speaker 05 I mean, I'm kind of thinking like, you know, default kind of, I can't, I'm, I'm second on the impression list. Just do a clown.
23:56 Speaker 03 Okay.
23:57 Speaker 05 What you think a clown sounds like, the stereotypical kind of clown voice?
24:00 Speaker 03 Yep, I know what clowns sound like because I see a lot of clowns. Uh, hey kids, how can a clam cram in a clean cream can? Is that what clowns sound like?
24:12 Speaker 02 I don't want that clown to be in my house.
24:15 Speaker 03 Hey, it's Mark's birthday, everybody!
24:18 Speaker 02 Oh, no, please, no.
24:20 Speaker 03 Do you want me to make you a balloon animal?
24:24 Speaker 02 Nope.
24:25 Speaker 05 No.
24:25 Speaker 03 I'll make you a frog!
24:27 Speaker 02 What?
24:28 Speaker 05 Okay.
24:29 Speaker 03 It's harder than it sounds!
24:31 Speaker 02 It sounds difficult. Why would that be an animal you could make?
24:34 Speaker 03 I got green balloons, what else am I gonna make?
24:36 Speaker 02 You're not a guru, are you? Oh.
24:41 Speaker 02 Okay, who's, who's next?
24:43 Speaker 03 Wade's turn?
24:44 Speaker 02 I don't know this order. I, I, I don't know this.
24:47 Speaker 03 I think we're just randomly shuffling. I don't know.
24:50 Speaker 05 The order's fine. It's me now, then Mark.
24:52 Speaker 03 It's fine.
24:53 Speaker 05 How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
24:56 Speaker 02 Snagglepuss?
24:59 Speaker 03 No, he's, uh.
25:00 Speaker 05 No, I'm a clown!
25:01 Speaker 03 You're Chuckles from Legends of Aventus, right?
25:04 Speaker 05 Yeah, yeah, Chuckles.
25:06 Speaker 03 Yeah, Chuckles. Yeah, got that.
25:08 Speaker 02 All right.
25:08 Speaker 05 Why does she wear seashells? Cause she's too big for seashells!
25:14 Speaker 03 That's why my friends back home all called me whiskers. Cause I'm curious, like a cat.
25:20 Speaker 05 It helps my crippling depression!
25:23 Speaker 02 Oh, all right, okay.
25:27 Speaker 05 Hello, Georgie. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
25:37 Speaker 02 It's Pennywise. It's Pennywise!
25:39 Speaker 03 I got that, yeah.
25:40 Speaker 02 Okay, cool. All right, good. I wasn't sure.
25:42 Speaker 03 You just seemed surprised by the sound that came out of your mouth a little bit.
25:46 Speaker 05 We all were, I think.
25:48 Speaker 02 It's fine. Don't worry about it.
25:50 Speaker 05 Hiya, Georgie. Hello, Georgie.
25:52 Speaker 02 I thought it was great.
25:54 Speaker 03 That was immediately recognizable as Pennywise. It was spot on.
25:57 Speaker 02 Good, good, good.
25:59 Speaker 03 It just made me laugh, but we're here, we're doing bits.
26:02 Speaker 05 Clowns make you laugh.
26:03 Speaker 03 Honestly, I hate that tongue twister. That's a bad one. I don't like that one at all.
26:07 Speaker 02 Yeah, I don't wanna clam cram clans's.
26:09 Speaker 03 I don't wanna cram anything in anything else.
26:12 Speaker 02 Even if it was like, clean, dirty, I don't care. What's a cream can? A whipped cream can?
26:18 Speaker 03 I don't know. I don't like it.
26:20 Speaker 05 Okay, I think I'm first on this one, then we will have all had to lead at least once. Is that right?
26:25 Speaker 02 Sure.
26:25 Speaker 05 For twice, I mean, twice, I mean.
26:27 Speaker 03 Yes?
26:28 Speaker 02 Yes.
26:30 Speaker 05 Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
26:32 Speaker 02 Wait, aren't these the same tongue twister?
26:34 Speaker 03 Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
26:37 Speaker 02 Oh, sorry, I was looking at the next one. I was, I was stupid.
26:39 Speaker 05 Why could that not have been the clown?
26:41 Speaker 02 Ice cream, you scream. Okay, Shaggy.
26:43 Speaker 03 If you're the host-
26:44 Speaker 05 You can do whatever you want. It's random. I'm doing a wheel.
26:48 Speaker 03 Yeah, but you could lie.
26:49 Speaker 05 I guess that's true. Like ice cream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
26:56 Speaker 02 It wasn't good.
26:57 Speaker 03 What?
26:58 Speaker 05 Zoinks.
26:59 Speaker 03 I thought that was okay. That's what he sounds like, isn't it?
27:02 Speaker 02 I don't think it was good.
27:03 Speaker 05 I thought so.
27:05 Speaker 02 But this is gonna be worse. So I think that. Yeah, I heard that. I'm like, that's not Shaggy, but I'm also like, no.
27:11 Speaker 05 Oofers.
27:12 Speaker 02 I don't think I can.
27:14 Speaker 05 Like Scoob, like Scoob, I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
27:23 Speaker 02 Fucking what the fuck?
27:24 Speaker 03 Hey, that was.
27:26 Speaker 05 I knew who you were going for.
27:27 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's recognizable.
27:29 Speaker 05 The listeners are picturing these characters saying these things.
27:33 Speaker 03 That was like Matthew Lillard was in the room with us.
27:37 Speaker 05 I love Matthew. I always come back.
27:43 Speaker 05 I remember when Shaggy said that before killing the children.
27:47 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
27:48 Speaker 03 Oh, now I have to go.
27:50 Speaker 05 You do.
27:50 Speaker 03 My enjoyment is immediately ruined. Um.
27:53 Speaker 05 Like Zoink Scoob, I scream, you scream, like we all scream for some ice cream, man. Beautiful.
28:02 Speaker 03 Right? Yeah.
28:02 Speaker 02 That was good.
28:03 Speaker 03 Just improvise a little bit. Yeah.
28:05 Speaker 02 It's a bit harder than you'd think, man.
28:07 Speaker 03 He says man a lot, right?
28:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's much harder than I would think it would be.
28:11 Speaker 05 Should we wrap there? Should I do one more round? I know we're trying to keep these short.
28:14 Speaker 02 One more.
28:15 Speaker 05 One more round?
28:16 Speaker 03 Mark's not done stuff.
28:18 Speaker 02 Alright, got it.
28:19 Speaker 05 Let's do it.
28:20 Speaker 02 I got it.
28:20 Speaker 05 Uh, so now we're back to Mark, Bob, then me.
28:23 Speaker 02 Yep.
28:24 Speaker 05 Okay, this is Suzie in the shoe shine shop as Kermit.
28:28 Speaker 02 I don't wanna go anymore.
28:36 Speaker 03 This is a beginner one. We can do this, I think.
28:39 Speaker 02 Oh, God, what does Kermit sound like?
28:41 Speaker 05 It's okay to take him up to like practice. Like if you, if you wanna like get, get it out there.
28:56 Speaker 02 It's like, it's like fucking AI model trying to figure out how to do this.
29:04 Speaker 05 That's okay. Bob's got me on like the adventurous train. So I'm like. Torbeck doesn't wanna do anymore.
29:09 Speaker 02 More impressions. Oh, yeah, I've seen the animations for that, but that's not Kermit, is it?
29:17 Speaker 05 No.
29:17 Speaker 02 Well, then why'd you do it?
29:18 Speaker 05 No, I just have a ventriloquist voices in my head.
29:22 Speaker 05 You know, it's not easy being green.
29:24 Speaker 02 These are the same. Should I do the second one or the first one?
29:27 Speaker 03 What?
29:28 Speaker 05 Suzie, it's summer seven.
29:29 Speaker 02 Cause it's I saw Suzie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Suzie works in a shoe shine shop is the next one.
29:33 Speaker 05 Whichever one you want to do, I guess, yeah.
29:36 Speaker 03 Do the longer one. That one's funny.
29:37 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'll do the long one. Suz. Nope, that's Shaggy.
29:43 Speaker 02 Ah, man, Kermit, huh? I gotta look up a video.
29:49 Speaker 02 Kermit sounds is what I Googled. I'm bad at Googling, man. Gone downhill. Okay, I got it. Hey ho. Nope, I don't got it. Hey ho.
30:00 Speaker 02 Kermit the Frog here. All right. Suzie works in a shoe shine shop. Where she shines, she sits, and where she sits, she shines.
30:09 Speaker 03 I was really hoping yours would be worse than that. I'm not gonna lie.
30:12 Speaker 02 I had a lot of practice. I had a lot of practice.
30:16 Speaker 03 Ah. Hey ho. Hey, hey ho. Hey ho. Hey ho. Oh, hey. Hey there. Hey. Is he Canadian? Is Kermit Canadian?
30:27 Speaker 02 He can be. He can be.
30:29 Speaker 03 Suzie works in a shoe shine shop. Where she signs, she sits, and where she sits, she shines. Oh, man, I got so caught up on not saying shits that I forgot I was doing a voice.
30:42 Speaker 05 No, no, Kermit's in the room with us. I feel it.
30:46 Speaker 03 What's the note? How does he yell? Ow.
30:49 Speaker 02 What was that?
30:51 Speaker 03 It's fine. It's just the heavy weight I'm playing with.
30:54 Speaker 02 Hmm, okay.
30:55 Speaker 05 Suzie works in a shoe shine shop. Where she signs, she sits, and where she sits, she shines.
31:03 Speaker 02 I thought we did it bad, but I don't think we're pretty.
31:08 Speaker 05 Oh, I didn't think it was that bad.
31:11 Speaker 03 Oh, you know what? I shouldn't have tried to do Kermit. I should have my Patrick Mahomes impression.
31:17 Speaker 05 I found that funny.
31:18 Speaker 02 I should know who that is, shouldn't I?
31:20 Speaker 03 Take that, you scumbag.
31:22 Speaker 02 The sport thing?
31:23 Speaker 03 Yeah, he's quarterback for the Chiefs.
31:25 Speaker 02 Feel like that's a sport thing.
31:26 Speaker 05 I've never understood the beginning of that joke, but it makes me laugh.
31:30 Speaker 03 By the transitive prop, I just want to throw this out there because it makes me feel better about football because I'm a Bengals fan. By the transitive property, the Chiefs lost to the Dolphins. So that is hilarious.
31:42 Speaker 05 That's true.
31:43 Speaker 03 The Bills beat the Chiefs and then this past weekend, the Bills lost to the Dolphins. That means that the Chiefs are worse than a team that lost to the Dolphins. That's what I'm going to cling to while we wait for Burrow to recover from surgery so we can go four and 11 or however many games it is.
32:00 Speaker 05 Yeah, it's almost as if I was losing to the Jets. So, um, Christopher Walken is doing fuzzy wuzzy. Bob, I think you're first, then me, then Mark.
32:09 Speaker 02 I thought we were done.
32:11 Speaker 03 Oh yeah, I thought we were doing one more.
32:13 Speaker 05 No, one more round meant we each host one more.
32:15 Speaker 03 We're doing one more all the way around?
32:16 Speaker 02 Oh, oh no. All right.
32:19 Speaker 03 Yeah, no. Okay. Thanks, Mark.
32:22 Speaker 05 Who, who, who?
32:24 Speaker 03 Wow. Christopher Walken, right?
32:26 Speaker 02 Okay.
32:27 Speaker 05 Yep.
32:28 Speaker 03 Uh, uh, wow. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he? That's not what he sounds like. That's just the voice I ended up doing. I just wanted to, I want to keep a consistent start to finish was my goal. So.
32:49 Speaker 02 That was good. That was good.
32:50 Speaker 05 Okay. I gotta not Shatner my Walken since I walk into my Shatner.
32:54 Speaker 03 Shatner? I barely know her.
32:56 Speaker 05 Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, fuzzy.
33:05 Speaker 03 Is Wayne going to win this episode or?
33:07 Speaker 02 No, no, no. Just wait, wait for this. I got this.
33:10 Speaker 05 I'm getting no points.
33:12 Speaker 02 Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, fuzzy.
33:24 Speaker 02 Let me try again, let me try again.
33:25 Speaker 03 No, no.
33:26 Speaker 02 Let me go again.
33:27 Speaker 03 I'm laughing because at the end you did the
33:29 Speaker 02 Fuzzy Wuzzy.
33:30 Speaker 03 You did De Niro face.
33:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, you really did.
33:33 Speaker 03 You did the like squinty like that.
33:35 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah. And Christopher Walken's never squinted a day in his life.
33:39 Speaker 03 He's got big eyes. He doesn't squint. He just has a funny voice.
33:43 Speaker 02 Would that change the voice? I do. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Is that better?
33:52 Speaker 03 I would say that was a little better.
33:53 Speaker 05 Well, the first part was better than the second part felt a little bit less Walken.
33:56 Speaker 02 Then who was it?
33:57 Speaker 03 Sitting?
33:58 Speaker 05 I don't know.
33:59 Speaker 02 Who was that?
34:00 Speaker 05 Christopher De Niro.
34:02 Speaker 03 Standing.
34:03 Speaker 05 All right, uh, this is, this is the last one. Let's mark decides he wants another round.
34:06 Speaker 02 Oh, I get to choose.
34:08 Speaker 03 Why are we leaving this in his hands? Why is that? How did that become part of this?
34:13 Speaker 02 Hmm.
34:14 Speaker 05 Elmo does can you can a can? Who's first on this one? Is it me?
34:19 Speaker 03 You.
34:19 Speaker 05 Okay, okay, Elmo.
34:21 Speaker 02 Oh, no, he's never done Elmo before.
34:23 Speaker 03 Yeah, we're screwed.
34:24 Speaker 05 Can you can a can as a can a can can a can?
34:29 Speaker 05 What's a little C's?
34:30 Speaker 03 That's a big word for Elmo.
34:32 Speaker 05 You can go fuck yourself. Can you can as a can? Can you can? Can? A can? As a can a? Can can a can?
34:50 Speaker 03 Honestly, that was, that was
34:52 Speaker 05 It sounds like you're at the bottom of a hole and Elmo's yelling down to you.
34:58 Speaker 03 That was really good. It just sounded like Elmo was in trouble.
35:02 Speaker 02 I could not do more than like a word or two at a time. I don't know why. I could not. It's like I didn't need that much air, but I felt like I did. It felt like, it's like getting waterboarded, but with air.
35:15 Speaker 05 I think you're chesting, Elmo. I, I like top of my roof, the roof of my mouth, Elmo. It's not like you were chesting, Elmo.
35:21 Speaker 02 I don't know what that means. I don't want to chest, Elmo.
35:24 Speaker 05 Can? Can? Can? Can? Can?
35:31 Speaker 03 Can. Oh, oh, oh. Can, can. Can. Where are we, birds?
35:39 Speaker 05 I just, I like, I don't do great impressions, but I like figuring out how people do them.
35:43 Speaker 03 Can. And that's the end of the episode, huh?
35:47 Speaker 05 Ah, nah, ah, ah, not so fast.
35:51 Speaker 03 Ah, ah, ah, alright. Is it can of can? That's, that's a bit, that's a bit rough, Romo. Can you? Can of can? Is it can of can, can of can?
36:06 Speaker 05 But what, your impressions always turned like into someone from Brooklyn, like you have Brooklyn Elmo.
36:11 Speaker 03 Look, man, I felt really good about that for a half a second and then it just got.
36:16 Speaker 05 But just like the last, you, you.
36:17 Speaker 03 Got away from me, you know?
36:18 Speaker 05 The last few words just like Brooklyn Elmo. I, I can't, I don't even think I could do it.
36:23 Speaker 03 I couldn't either, so don't, if you're waiting for me to do that again. I thought in some coffee. Is that what they say?
36:29 Speaker 02 I mean, yeah, that, that was good, yeah.
36:32 Speaker 03 Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. Okay, maybe not, maybe I spoke too soon. Maybe not.
36:39 Speaker 02 Oh, let it end.
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37:45 Speaker 03 Well, are we doing another round, Mark? What do you think?
37:48 Speaker 02 Oh, I don't need to think. I don't want to.
37:50 Speaker 05 All right. That's too bad. We had some great impressions left on the list.
37:55 Speaker 02 Ah, yeah, yep, I bet.
37:57 Speaker 03 I guess. Was Sméagol on the list?
37:59 Speaker 05 Oh, of course he was.
38:00 Speaker 02 Sure. Oh, good. Was he next?
38:03 Speaker 05 Left on the list, I had, I'm just deleting the ones we already did. We had Dracula, Batman, Sméagol, Goofy, Ryan Stiles' version of Carol Channing, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Patrick Star.
38:15 Speaker 02 Ah, that's pretty...
38:17 Speaker 05 Yeah, so we had seven we didn't get to. That's not bad. Let me go through the current points. I gave you guys a wash for Walken and Elmo. I couldn't decide. There were parts about your Walkens and Elmos I liked and didn't like equally, and I didn't give myself any points, so I gave myself no criticisms. But so far, for the points, I gave Mark half of a segue point. He got Donald, Scooby, Clown, and Kermit.
38:39 Speaker 02 Hmm.
38:40 Speaker 05 Bob. I gave Mickey, Shatner, Shaggy, and he made me laugh when he said Mahomes is Kermit. Currently, we are at four and a half points Mark to four points Bob. It's only a half point difference.
38:52 Speaker 03 It's anybody's ballgame.
38:55 Speaker 02 I feel like my Shatner was pretty good, you know, because I want to reiterate, he's just a guy.
39:02 Speaker 03 I can't argue with the logic, but I feel like if your impression needs an explanation, then maybe it could be a better impression.
39:09 Speaker 02 It's fine. It's fine.
39:11 Speaker 03 I don't know why I'm trying to win this. If anyone deserves to win this, it's not me.
39:15 Speaker 05 None of us deserve to win this.
39:17 Speaker 03 I don't know if anyone deserves to win it, but I deserve to not win it, pretty clearly.
39:21 Speaker 05 I also don't know how I feel about the fact literally every voice I was like, "I can do okay at that," was on the list of beginner voices.
39:30 Speaker 05 Yay.
39:31 Speaker 03 Well, is it wheel time, or?
39:33 Speaker 02 Oh, it's wheel time.
39:35 Speaker 05 Yeah, I've got to add something to the list.
39:36 Speaker 02 We already have best impression in there, I think, if I recall.
39:40 Speaker 05 I think we do. I don't know. I'm trying to think of something creative here.
39:44 Speaker 02 How about like dreaded the turns the most, or dreaded their turn?
39:49 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, least wanted to participate?
39:53 Speaker 02 Yeah, something like that.
39:54 Speaker 05 Which one of you two least wanted to participate today? It's hard to tell.
39:57 Speaker 02 It'd be a tough call if it landed today, but uh...
39:59 Speaker 05 Least wanted to participate. Most dread to participate.
40:02 Speaker 03 I put most dread to participate. I really like dread as a word.
40:06 Speaker 05 That's fair. Dread is a good word.
40:08 Speaker 03 Oh, all right. First, we gotta figure out how many.
40:12 Speaker 05 Oh, boy.
40:14 Speaker 03 Let me guess, three.
40:18 Speaker 05 I'm feeling two.
40:20 Speaker 03 Oh, wow.
40:23 Speaker 05 Oh.
40:24 Speaker 02 Mark Stradamus in the house. Next constitution, we add a bonus point for guessing how many.
40:32 Speaker 03 I like that. We should add sports betting as a concept into our constitution.
40:36 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, we wager our points.
40:38 Speaker 05 Hit our parlay.
40:40 Speaker 03 All right, everybody ready? Two spins. Spin number one.
40:49 Speaker 03 Only wrong answers. All right, I gotta be honest, I don't remember what this means.
40:54 Speaker 02 I think this was for someone who literally, if there were any questions, got everything wrong.
40:59 Speaker 03 If the questions were impressions, I think I'm a candidate for only wrong answers.
41:05 Speaker 02 I'll leave it up to Wade. I'm not sure if anything could qualify as questions here.
41:10 Speaker 03 I think Mark and I both had our strengths and weaknesses, so I'm not gonna say that I'm exclusively.
41:15 Speaker 05 I think, I think we re-spin this, because I don't, you all tried, like, this isn't exactly like something you, we all do in the regular, so like, I'm not gonna be super critical here, so I wouldn't say anything was wrong. It's not like I told you to do Elmo when you guys came out and you were like Igor or something.
41:29 Speaker 03 Hmm.
41:30 Speaker 02 Well.
41:31 Speaker 05 Even though William Shatner might have been.
41:33 Speaker 03 Had the most harrowing small talk.
41:37 Speaker 02 I talked about Warner Brothers. I had that Uber ride that was scary.
41:40 Speaker 03 Yeah, you went through security. I'm moving. It's moving harrowing.
41:44 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah, you were, no, you were dreading moving.
41:47 Speaker 05 They're both pretty harrowing.
41:48 Speaker 02 I'm not gonna lie, actually, you started your small talk off like, I hate this and X, Y, and Z.
41:55 Speaker 03 That's true.
41:56 Speaker 05 Harrowing is defined as acutely distressing. Moving is more distressing than going through security, probably?
42:03 Speaker 02 Probably.
42:04 Speaker 05 Okay, so yeah, Bob, I'll give you the harrowing.
42:06 Speaker 03 I'll take it.
42:07 Speaker 05 That puts Bob in the lead by half a point.
42:09 Speaker 03 It'll classic heroin point.
42:10 Speaker 02 But watch this.
42:11 Speaker 03 Ooh, golf rules.
42:17 Speaker 03 That's gonna be really, I should stop doing that. You.
42:21 Speaker 03 Get out of here.
42:22 Speaker 05 No, that's spinning.
42:23 Speaker 03 Point for listeners. Get out of here.
42:26 Speaker 05 Listeners, get a point.
42:27 Speaker 03 You're not invited.
42:29 Speaker 05 Congratulations, Bob. That makes you the winner. There are so many.
42:34 Speaker 02 Options on this wheel. How many times has it landed points for listeners?
42:40 Speaker 03 You wanna see?
42:41 Speaker 05 Oh, quite a few.
42:42 Speaker 02 Oh, you actually have the stats?
42:44 Speaker 03 Well, so if I do another spin, when you do the spin, when it finishes, there's an option to look at stats. Few stats.
42:50 Speaker 02 Oh, my God, yeah.
42:52 Speaker 03 Most locked in seven times. Point for listener, seven times. Best looking, seven times. Most self sabotaged, six times.
43:01 Speaker 02 Can't believe shirt closes the background is five times.
43:04 Speaker 05 We've done that a lot.
43:06 Speaker 03 Sudden death is five times. Why does that keep coming up? Baldiss is three times. Easy.
43:13 Speaker 02 Yeah, go to the bottom. I want to see the bottom.
43:15 Speaker 05 I wish we could see the zeros.
43:17 Speaker 02 I guess this doesn't, doesn't say zeros. Okay.
43:19 Speaker 03 Well, that's not very fun.
43:20 Speaker 05 There's gotta be something to have jumped, never rolled that have been on there since the beginning.
43:24 Speaker 03 Definitely.
43:25 Speaker 05 Wait, how many points go to viewers? Oh, there that five. Okay, seven and five for those two.
43:29 Speaker 03 That's ridiculous.
43:30 Speaker 02 That's ridiculous.
43:32 Speaker 05 But in this episode, it's fair. It makes sense to me.
43:35 Speaker 03 Does it?
43:36 Speaker 02 Does it?
43:37 Speaker 05 Doesn't have to be.
43:38 Speaker 02 Was it?
43:39 Speaker 05 Unless someone declares it's not. I think it is.
43:43 Speaker 02 I'm not gonna do it.
43:45 Speaker 05 So that's the game. Congratulations, Bob, for winning. Bob, give us your winner's speech.
43:50 Speaker 03 I don't feel like I won. I think the original score will tell you that I in fact did not win. But the wheel is part of what we do here, and I guess I deserve this. I will host a very, very good episode that will not be themed after the listeners. So everyone can look forward to that and not having to hear us do any more impressions, at least for one more episode.
44:15 Speaker 05 Well said. Mark, loser's speech.
44:18 Speaker 02 Still too late.
44:19 Speaker 05 Yeah, the winner's speech was given. I think that's the rule, isn't it?
44:21 Speaker 03 I'll allow it.
44:23 Speaker 02 Bob, keep talking.
44:24 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, I wasn't done, by the way.
44:28 Speaker 03 Also, I just wanna say that.
44:31 Speaker 02 Unfair. Does it count?
44:34 Speaker 05 Bob said he'd allow it, and I just frankly don't give a shit, so sure.
44:38 Speaker 03 All right.
44:39 Speaker 02 I think, what do I think?
44:41 Speaker 05 What's unfair? Bob's winner's speech?
44:44 Speaker 02 What is unfair? I'm trying to, I'm trying to really scrape the bottom of the rule barrel here for a way to eke out a win.
44:53 Speaker 05 Oh, you think the final score is unfair?
44:55 Speaker 03 Yeah, you can challenge the final score. That's allowed.
44:57 Speaker 02 Yeah.
45:00 Speaker 03 Yeah.
45:01 Speaker 02 I think cuz Bob is running the wheel that he's biasing it for himself.
45:08 Speaker 03 Probably.
45:09 Speaker 02 Probably.
45:09 Speaker 05 Okay, so you're saying specifically the wheel spins were unfair?
45:13 Speaker 02 Yeah. Yes.
45:15 Speaker 05 And the wheel spins went to Bob and listeners. So if you win, the points go to you and viewers.
45:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, that seems only fair.
45:24 Speaker 05 Okay. All right. So three heads means Mark is correct and wins. Three tails, it's doubly fair. Otherwise, it stays the same.
45:34 Speaker 03 Okay.
45:37 Speaker 02 That's friggin' tails.
45:39 Speaker 03 Heads.
45:39 Speaker 02 Tails.
45:41 Speaker 03 Heads.
45:42 Speaker 05 All right. So it was fair.
45:44 Speaker 02 I tried.
45:45 Speaker 05 And Bob, coincidentally, great winner's speech.
45:47 Speaker 03 And now I'm done with my winner's speech. Thank you.
45:50 Speaker 05 Wow. Well timed.
45:51 Speaker 02 What a speech.
45:53 Speaker 05 Mark, loser's speech.
45:55 Speaker 02 Ah, hey, man. What's up? Uh.
46:02 Speaker 02 I wish my small talk had been more harrowing. I wish that the listeners, um, lose their ears. I wish that the viewers gain extra eyes. Uh, and you know, as a loser, I don't think I'm gonna get any of those wishes. Uh, cuz if I lose, I don't get what I want.
46:24 Speaker 03 Do I get wishes? Did I miss on witches?
46:26 Speaker 02 Ah, your speech is over.
46:28 Speaker 03 Which, which, which, wishes?
46:30 Speaker 05 You get witches.
46:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, sorry. You missed out. You'll, I guess you'll have to win again, uh, later. Yeah, but, uh, thank you for allowing me to participate so that I could lose, I guess. I'm done with my loser's speech now.
46:45 Speaker 05 On behalf of the listeners, the real winners from last episode. Wow, what a great episode. Great effort, everyone. You guys can find these great impressionists online. Mark at Mark, Bob at MySkirt. I'm also on there as Minion777 or LordMinion777. Uh, stay tuned for the next one where, uh, Bob will host and, uh, it'll probably be another very quick episode like this one. Uh-oh. Uh, until then, podcast now.
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