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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:29Speaker 03

  Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode: Wangling Wade calls for off-naff, plugs Piaget, then institutes relay yarn spinning. Bilbo Bob does burlesque bowling, gets hexed, commits to comedy, and smokes a brisket. Mercantile Mark gets his dungeon on, delays his multilingual god bod, describes PCP wear-bears, and rubs gin asshole. From xylophone confinement to spectral sexual attentions. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! It's time for Fortunately, Unfortunately. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

• 2:21Speaker 04

  Hello, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm today's host, Wade. I'm joined by Mark and our friend in witness protection, Bob. Hello. You might be in jail.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  Let me out. Let me out.

• 2:35Speaker 04

  Good thing they put him in that xylophone.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, guys, I'm trapped under a musical instrument. Help.

• 2:40Speaker 04

  Oh, no. If you've never joined the show, you're not missing much, except for everything. Go back and watch every episode at least three times. Then you'll know what we're about. One of us hosts, the other two compete for points. Whoever has the most gets to host the next episode. I won the last one, so here we are.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, we didn't choose this. It's not our fault Wade's hosting.

• 2:57Speaker 04

  You gotta say, normally in our small talk, we just allow whoever's got whatever to jump in. And that's how it's gonna be this time, too. What's new?

• 3:03Speaker 05

  Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  Let's go for a walk, boys.

• 3:07Speaker 04

  Oh, man, I went early. He's gonna know how to, he's gonna know how to beat this.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, look, look, here's my hobbit hole.

• 3:14Speaker 04

  Keep it up, Mark. He'll eventually play.

• 3:16Speaker 02

  What'd you, hang on, I'll, I'll catch him. Hang on, Wade, do it again, do it again.

• 3:19Speaker 04

  Well, you don't get to see what I got. I already, I already rolled. Oh, he played Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, but with rock, paper, and scissors, it looked like.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  Track this, editors. Peace me out.

• 3:31Speaker 04

  There's paper. You win. I thought he was creatively putting paper on a rock, so he had both.

• 3:35Speaker 02

  You can do your small talk while I'm walking around this bowling alley that I'm in.

• 3:42Speaker 04

  Why are you in a bowling alley?

• 3:45Speaker 02

  Hi, we're recording the podcast right now. There's people over here.

• 3:48Speaker 04

  Who? Strangers?

• 3:49Speaker 02

  Uh, Mandy.

• 3:51Speaker 04

  Strangers. Randoms.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, strangers, strangers. Yeah, this, this, and there's balls.

• 3:58Speaker 04

  Crucial to any bowling endeavor.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  It's a bowling alley.

• 4:01Speaker 04

  The evidence does point toward it being a bowling alley.

• 4:04Speaker 05

  I kind of agree. It might be a bowling alley.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  I like the lighting out here. Maybe I'll just sit on the bowling lane. Is that allowed?

• 4:12Speaker 05

  I don't know if anyone's gonna stop you.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Hi, this is my, this is my position. How do you like the angle?

• 4:18Speaker 04

  You look like you're on a stage at a strip club with the flashing lights and colors behind you.

• 4:23Speaker 05

  It's good stuff. I've kind of got a 144p view of everything, so it's just a big colorful schmear.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  Anyway, that's what we got going on.

• 4:31Speaker 04

  What a, what a camera pickup right between the legs, straight up. Hey, I'm not complaining. No one's complaining.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Seriously though, we're in a house in Florida, in Orlando, and there's just bowling alley on the second floor of the house.

• 4:45Speaker 05

  It reminds me of the Who Killed Mark castle that we rented, just like with the most random rooms in it. It was a great place.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  Also, all the rooms are themed, and the room that I'm recording from is The Hobbit. So like, literally, it's a bedroom.

• 5:00Speaker 04

  I remember when Bilbo and Gandalf shared a bunk bed during their college years.

• 5:04Speaker 02

  There's also a hot tub here. I considered doing the episode from the hot tub, but it turns out everyone else who's staying at this house also wants to use the hot tub, and they were like, "Don't do that. We're using the hot tub. Don't do that." I was like, "Fine, bitches."

• 5:17Speaker 04

  You should have had a coin flip for it.

• 5:19Speaker 02

  Turns out, outside of our show, people are not into that.

• 5:23Speaker 05

  I wonder why? That doesn't make any sense.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  It's really, that's really an us thing. Couldn't tell you.

• 5:27Speaker 05

  Ridiculous.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  Anyway, that's my whole small talk. We're going to Disney. We're going to Disney. I watched the Super Bowl, and we're going to Disney.

• 5:34Speaker 04

  I mean, I feel like after the result, I am too. Because I've got friends that are Patriots fans, and I'm so glad I don't have to live with that for eight months.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  Like Tyler, notorious Patriots fan and Tom Brady aficionado Tyler?

• 5:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, he is devastated.

• 5:51Speaker 04

  Tyler's favorite number, 12. Brady's number, 12. I mean, evidence is right there. There's infinite numbers that they both could have chosen, and they chose the same one.

• 6:00Speaker 05

  That's true. Weirdly enough, a lot of people have picked infinity as their favorite number, and so statistically, that should be impossible, but statistics can go fuck themselves.

• 6:09Speaker 04

  See, people thought that about me, but I just picked an eight that was napping.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  Got him.

• 6:14Speaker 05

  Oh, I get it. All right, enough silliness. It's my turn for small talk. I love Dungeon Crawler Carl.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  What book are you on?

• 6:24Speaker 05

  I'm on book five.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  Jesus, fuck.

• 6:29Speaker 02

  That was not that long ago.

• 6:31Speaker 05

  I know, one week in. See, the thing is, now that I'm not working on the movie, I have a lot of time on my hands, so I get to read a book, which is so, and so I've actually read five books. Well, four books. I've just started five, so I'm not, I'm not very far into it.

• 6:46Speaker 04

  How many are out right now?

• 6:47Speaker 05

  Seven, eight, I don't know, something like that.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Seven, eight comes out in a couple, a couple of months or two or something.

• 6:54Speaker 05

  I, I read books like I chew packs of gum, all of it at once. And then I, I don't make it last at all.

• 7:01Speaker 02

  I'm sure we've talked about that, but the way Mark chews, chews gum is very disconcerting.

• 7:05Speaker 04

  Isn't there like an offensive or defensive coordinator in the NFL who does that? Like just has like a huge wad of gum in their mouth?

• 7:12Speaker 05

  That's how you get the most flavor.

• 7:13Speaker 02

  Offensive coordinator Mark.

• 7:17Speaker 05

  You know, it's funny, Bob, you said that a certain party would get slow and you just have to slog through it. I never felt that at all, maybe because I was just, I was going so fast, I just didn't get to the slow part, but I enjoyed it all.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, if you ever take a break from reading them, it might feel that way. But if you read them straight through, it doesn't even happen. It's impossible.

• 7:35Speaker 05

  I loved all, I love reading the spell and the ability descriptions. Like I could, if the whole book was basically just reading what they did and what the AI was saying, it's just like, and basically that is the whole book, but it's like, that's, that's some of my favorite part. I don't know why, but it's just, I like it a lot.

• 7:51Speaker 02

  If you really like the AI, six and seven are gonna knock your socks off.

• 7:57Speaker 04

  He said it. He said the thing.

• 7:59Speaker 02

  What? Do I say that a lot? Oh, I said six and seven. Isn't it just six, seven?

• 8:05Speaker 04

  Ah, you said it again.

• 8:06Speaker 02

  Oh, no, you got me.

• 8:08Speaker 05

  I didn't do it. It wasn't me, I swear. Also, to deal with the crushing boredom of not making things, I'm just about to, any day now, I'm gonna start working out again any minute now. I'm really feeling.

• 8:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, me too, man.

• 8:21Speaker 05

  I realize how pathetic that sounded as it was coming out. But no, I feel like, man, I really gotta get in shape, you know? I have to look, you know, when you, you're not doing anything that consumes your life and you just stare in the mirror at yourself or you're like, oh my God. My entire life, yeah.

• 8:38Speaker 04

  I was gonna say, man, yeah, I don't know any different.

• 8:40Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. And so you just gotta, you gotta look at your fleshy body and be like, I guess I should do something about this. So, yeah, I've been doing that. I want to learn Korean. I want to learn Spanish. I want to do all these things.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  Been doing that, been doing, thinking about working out? What are, what are, what of that have you been doing if you haven't actually been working out?

• 8:59Speaker 05

  I've been doing the thinking about it. I've been doing the thinking about it. That's what I mean. Been doing a lot of the staring in the mirror, thinking about all the shortcomings I have.

• 9:06Speaker 04

  Well, that counts. Yeah, I mean, I've been exercising for 20 years straight.

• 9:10Speaker 05

  Look, I'm confessing my own shortcomings here. I'm just saying, well, I don't know what I'm saying. I'm saying that I'm not doing those things, but I'm really about to. I'm on the precipice.

• 9:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, me too.

• 9:20Speaker 02

  Those are good things to do, but you do know you're allowed to make stuff, Mark, that's not a thing that consumes your entire being for three to five years at a time. You could do a thing where it's like for, for one day or even like a couple of solid days, you're like, oh, it's consuming me. And then you finish it and you're like, oh, I made that. And it's a thing that you made.

• 9:40Speaker 05

  I don't think so.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  Your next project is gonna be a 10-year-long, three-movie trilogy that you film, edit, and release all in one big. You only know how to escalate, huh?

• 9:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.

• 9:51Speaker 04

  I'm excited for the let's replay FNAF 2020, 2020, 2020 modes.

• 9:56Speaker 05

  I have thought about that too, because I, I got called out for cheating at FNAF 2's 2020 mode.

• 10:01Speaker 04

  Did you?

• 10:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, totally. I can't remember, I can't remember it at all, what the circumstances are, but I, I looked at, there was a video that someone did a whole essay on. I didn't watch it, but I was like, yeah, it sounds like, that sounds right. I'm, I'm pretty sure I did that. And I think Scott covered for me. I know he did, because I believe he patched in something in the game to like add a star where there wasn't a star when he win, when I first did it. And he patched it in or something like that. Again, I can't remember. I'd have to watch the video, but it's just, I can't remember why or how or when, but, uh, but, uh, yeah, I did that. The other ones were real though, wink.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  I'm sure Mark's in a big hurry to get back to that right after he finishes Betefati again.

• 10:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. Well, actually, I've played that casually on my own and I have beaten it since, uh, since I played it.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Did you throw any more chairs or was it fun when it wasn't on video?

• 10:49Speaker 05

  Weirdly fun the second time around because I, I understood the mechanics a bit better. It's like what speedrunners, you know, they get addicted to the actual cycle and I didn't want to speedrun it, but I was just like casually I fired it up and I was playing it a bit. It was, it wasn't bad. I liked it. But.

• 11:03Speaker 04

  I want the record to show I gave you a lie point for lying about FNAF 2.

• 11:08Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 11:08Speaker 04

  But the, the, the wheel that may or may not exist could make that absolute.

• 11:14Speaker 05

  Okay. All right. No, FNAF Ultimate Custom Night. I do think I want to try to beat that. That's like a, either I have to do a stream where I, I stream FNAF 2 and then beat the 20 mode, which would be hilarious because my, I don't remember how to do any of that. All my gamer instincts are so atrophied and.

• 11:33Speaker 04

  Didn't the first 202020 mode take you like 20 hours or something?

• 11:36Speaker 05

  No, it took me like seven or eight. I forget what it was.

• 11:38Speaker 04

  I thought, okay, I thought the first one was crazy long.

• 11:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, no. Uh, if I remember correctly, the second one, I was doing it for like something like 12 hours or something. And I think the situation was like the next day I had to leave town or something. So if I waited, I wouldn't get the 20 mode or something. And then I would be, I'd be a fraud or something. I don't know.

• 12:00Speaker 02

  You'd be a loser.

• 12:01Speaker 04

  Good thing you're not.

• 12:02Speaker 05

  Good thing I'm not. Unless I lose this episode and then I will be a loser.

• 12:07Speaker 04

  Well, you're off to a start.

• 12:09Speaker 05

  All right. That's all I hope for.

• 12:11Speaker 04

  Now that Bob's out of town, I gotta tell you, Bob, I don't know if this is true or not because I've not gotten a step outside as per typical on Tuesdays, but my computer tells me it's 61 degrees outside today and it's been like 20 for the last month and a half. So I think maybe all of our snow is melting and Bob left town to go to Florida and all of a sudden we have the most beautiful weather we've had probably ever.

• 12:32Speaker 02

  My phone thinks it's 60 degrees at our house.

• 12:34Speaker 04

  Yeah. 61, 60. Yeah. I thought it was only supposed to be 47 today, but it says 60.

• 12:39Speaker 05

  So is Bob cursed? Is Bob cursed or is he an omen of cold?

• 12:46Speaker 05

  Or something like that.

• 12:47Speaker 04

  He's the Coldmiser. Remember the, I'm Mr. Coldmiser.

• 12:51Speaker 05

  I don't think it was Mr. Coldmiser.

• 12:53Speaker 04

  You should, because I'm the host. Host's always right.

• 12:55Speaker 05

  Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not how it goes. Well, how it goes is, the host can say whatever they want and attribute points accordingly. That doesn't make it truth. I say Bob's cursed.

• 13:09Speaker 02

  Oh, no. Well, I'm in this room, so.

• 13:14Speaker 04

  What's happening to him? He's cursed. You cursed him.

• 13:16Speaker 05

  No, he was cursed. I didn't curse him. I wasn't the cursor.

• 13:19Speaker 04

  I think we all just watched you curse him.

• 13:21Speaker 05

  No, he's the cursey.

• 13:22Speaker 02

  I have to do the rest of this episode in this clo- oh, this broken closet. All right. This is my curse. Bye.

• 13:29Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no. People in the closet aren't cursed. That's not how that works.

• 13:34Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm gone. I'm a ghost.

• 13:35Speaker 04

  Oh, my God. He's actually gone away. Hold on, actually.

• 13:38Speaker 05

  I don't have object permanence, so I'm scared.

• 13:40Speaker 04

  Oh, I've, that gave me chills.

• 13:46Speaker 04

  I'm like, where did he fucking go? What the fuck is that?

• 13:49Speaker 02

  Mark, I need to borrow your tape.

• 13:51Speaker 04

  No, oh, my God, you can have it. Jesus Christ, where'd he go?

• 13:55Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 13:57Speaker 05

  No, it was a ghost. It was a ghost hand. This is why we're the top fif- in the top 50 of best podcasts in the world. This right here is why.

• 14:07Speaker 04

  Are we still there? Are we still top 50?

• 14:09Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:11Speaker 04

  Specifically comedy, though, right?

• 14:12Speaker 02

  No, no, we're like, we're like 32 overall, and we're in like the top 15 of comedy.

• 14:17Speaker 04

  We're 29! Oh, thank God, there was that plug for Distractible and Iron Lung that really boosted our numbers.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  Speaking of stuff that surprised me, did you guys see that we're nominated for the iHeart Music Podcast Awards?

• 14:29Speaker 04

  For what? What do we do?

• 14:31Speaker 02

  For best comedy podcast and best ad reads, which is just hilarious.

• 14:39Speaker 04

  That was two years ago, man.

• 14:42Speaker 02

  Everyone's still, everyone's still living on the old mug root beer read.

• 14:46Speaker 04

  I hope we win.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  I'm sure I'll find out the same way I found out we were nominated from a Reddit post from a thing that was unrelated to us. I just happened to see distractible in it.

• 14:55Speaker 04

  That's cool though. I mean, I'll take it.

• 14:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:57Speaker 04

  I'm done with my small talk.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  If there's voting, hey, vote for us.

• 15:03Speaker 04

  Do the thing, if there is a thing. Otherwise, don't do it.

• 15:06Speaker 02

  Santa Claus likes when you vote for distractible.

• 15:09Speaker 04

  You want to be on the nice list? Or if you prefer the naughty, he'll put you there too.

• 15:14Speaker 04

  Uh, I've got no other small talk other than yep, Super Bowl happened. Did you guys know the wedding during the halftime show is real?

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Yes, I heard about that. Yeah.

• 15:22Speaker 04

  Watching it, I was like, I don't know why there's a wedding. And then I found out it was like, oh, that's a real wedding. That's, that's one of the coolest things ever. Imagine getting married during a halftime show.

• 15:29Speaker 02

  So wedding, because they got married, Wade. That's what happens.

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• 17:37Speaker 04

  So I guess I'll get it started in the actual episode. I don't think we've ever done this before, but then again, I've got the memory of a goldfish, so I could be wrong. It's a pretty simple game. It's just called Fortunately/Unfortunately. I was talking to Molly about different ideas and we were thinking about different like word games and stuff. And fortunately/unfortunately is very simple. I give like a one-sentence prompt and then you guys will alternate and you just say a sentence that begins with the word fortunately or unfortunately, and then the next person has to do the opposite. You guys go back and forth and create a fun story. So I've got some prompts here and I guess we can do our thing of flipping a coin to see who goes first. I feel like whenever I'm part of the coin flip, I'm always heads, but whenever I flip a coin for you two, I don't think it's ever a thing. Do you guys have one assigned?

• 18:19Speaker 05

  It's ever what, huh?

• 18:21Speaker 04

  You guys are never, you guys aren't permanently assigned to one side of the coin, right?

• 18:23Speaker 05

  When you flip a coin, there's a mysterious third option that pops up? What are you saying?

• 18:27Speaker 04

  Well, no, I feel like I'm always assigned to heads, like when Bob flips a coin, maybe when you flip a coin, but when I flip one, I don't have you two assigned to a heads or a tail.

• 18:35Speaker 05

  Well, which one do I look like?

• 18:37Speaker 04

  A tail.

• 18:38Speaker 05

  Come on, man.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  Hooray.

• 18:46Speaker 04

  Hey!

• 18:46Speaker 05

  Hey!

• 18:47Speaker 04

  Tales first!

• 18:47Speaker 05

  Okay, so I'm, you're gonna say the sentence and then I start with either fortunately or unfortunately, or do I have to start with one?

• 18:54Speaker 04

  I had it assigned, but if you wanna change it up, I guess you could.

• 18:58Speaker 05

  No, no, do with what you assigned first.

• 18:59Speaker 04

  Okay, I have you going unfortunately first. So again, the way this works, I'll give a sentence, Mark will start a sentence unfortunately, Bob you'll respond with fortunately, then Mark will go back to unfortunately, and you guys will keep going until we get to some conclusion to the story.

• 19:12Speaker 02

  This is not a game where we have to like, keep restating the whole thing, right? We just, we're just building-

• 19:17Speaker 04

  You're just telling a story, you do not have to repeat, repeat or anything. Keep it easy, keep it fun, relaxed. Mark, your prompt is simple. "I decided to go for a walk."

• 19:26Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, there was a pack of rabid bears in the area.

• 19:31Speaker 02

  Fortunately, I had remembered to bring my bear spray.

• 19:35Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, my bear spray was empty.

• 19:40Speaker 02

  Fortunately, it was a great distraction to throw it while I ran away.

• 19:44Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, all the bears were hopped up on PCP and they were 10 times faster than a human male.

• 19:51Speaker 02

  Fortunately, the closer they came to catching me, the more of a contact high I gained from them, so it was like a speed boost while I made my escape.

• 20:02Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, we just so happened to run through the police officer convention and we were clearly high on PCP.

• 20:10Speaker 02

  Fortunately, as the chief of police, everybody already knew how I was, so they were like, "Hey, don't stop running, the bears are coming!"

• 20:20Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, I had misdiagnosed the PCP bears as not just PCP bears, but PCP ware bears. They bit all the other police officers and turned into ware bears and also got the contact high.

• 20:35Speaker 02

  Fortunately, I'm a great comedian, so when they turned into ware bears, I turned and stopped and was like, "Wait, wait, wait, ware bears?" And they said, "Yes, ware bears." And I said, "They're bears?" And they said, "We bears?" I said, "Yeah, but ware bears." And we did that for 40 minutes, till the PCP wore off.

• 20:57Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, I had booked for a 60-minute show, so I had 20 minutes left and these guys were crashing hard. They were not happy.

• 21:10Speaker 05

  My comedian score on the comedian scoring website is toast.

• 21:15Speaker 04

  Fortunately.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Oh, well, yeah, what's the, what ends this?

• 21:20Speaker 04

  Whenever we feel like it's a, whenever we feel like it's a good stop, there's not really a.

• 21:23Speaker 05

  We'll lean on you to say scene.

• 21:25Speaker 04

  That feels like a good one. Yeah.

• 21:27Speaker 05

  All right, okay.

• 21:29Speaker 04

  Trying to figure out how to assign points for that one, but I'm working on it.

• 21:32Speaker 02

  Hey, it's your game, man. We're just playing.

• 21:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, we're goofing.

• 21:36Speaker 04

  The next one starts with fortunately, but then it'll rotate. So I know you just did this, these, but it'll, you'll see, it'll flip the next round. So you'll be doing unfortunately twice in a row, Mark and Bob, you'll be doing fortunately twice in a row. Then we'll flip.

• 21:49Speaker 05

  Whatever you say, man.

• 21:50Speaker 04

  In my brain, when I wrote these, I was like, ah, I'll start a prompt with unfortunately, then fortunately, then unfortunately, then fortunately. I forgot that you guys also flip flops and you stay the same.

• 21:59Speaker 05

  It's all good, man.

• 22:01Speaker 04

  Bob, another simple prompt for you. This feels right up your alley. Actually, this, yeah, this one worked out really well for you, I think. Working on cars is a passion of mine. And fortunately is where you start.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  Fortunately, I already own my dream car, so I get to live my passion every day.

• 22:17Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, having achieved my dream so early in life, I have no hills to climb. And now there's a noose that's staring at me from the garage ceiling.

• 22:26Speaker 02

  Fortunately, I'm not very good at tying knots, so the knot I tied wouldn't tighten. And I just keep falling out of it. So I guess I'll live.

• 22:36Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, my wife storms in and is upset about spending all our life savings on a stupid car.

• 22:46Speaker 02

  Fortunately, I found this necklace outside on the street. It must've slipped right off your neck, sweetheart.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  Distractor.

• 23:03Speaker 05

  Is the necklace a necklace or did you grab the noose?

• 23:06Speaker 02

  No, no, it's a necklace. It's a.

• 23:08Speaker 04

  I also thought it was the news.

• 23:10Speaker 05

  I thought it was the news.

• 23:11Speaker 02

  I was stealing this bit from Catch Me If You Can. It's a one to one joke rip off. Don't worry. Plus the knot wasn't right, so it wouldn't work anyway.

• 23:19Speaker 05

  Fortunately, my wife came back with logic and said either I spent more money and we're now in debt, or I stole it from someone and now I'm on the lam. I don't even like lamb.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  Fortunately, I had a side of beef in the freezer, so I offered to smoke my wife some brisket as an apology dinner, cuz nobody likes lamb.

• 23:44Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, she, all her response was just, "Are you serious right now?" As if beef wouldn't solve all of our problems, which she said it wouldn't, so I guess I'm not welcome in my home anymore.

• 23:58Speaker 02

  Fortunately, as it turns out, you can live in cars, and I love those, and I have one, so I'm living in my car now.

• 24:09Speaker 05

  I mean, that seems like a happy ending.

• 24:12Speaker 04

  Fortunately, you're in your car. Way to bring it back. I didn't know where we were gonna go, starting off with a nice noose and then the necklace gift. I really thought that was going...

• 24:20Speaker 02

  It's messed up, man. Who would do that?

• 24:22Speaker 04

  Alright, Mark, this time you start with "fortunately."

• 24:25Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  "One day I woke up to find myself shackled in a jail cell."

• 24:31Speaker 05

  "Fortunately, as the world's greatest magician slap- slash- escape artist, I knew exactly how to get out of this predicament and have been training for it all my life."

• 24:42Speaker 02

  "Unfortunately, my jailer appeared at the door just at that moment, and it was my arch-nemesis and slightly better magician and escape artist, Entrapo."

• 24:57Speaker 05

  "Fortunately, I knew Entrapo's greatest weakness. He couldn't resist the perfect crime with which I had the plans in my pocket and threw it behind him to make him go after it, giving me a chance to escape."

• 25:15Speaker 02

  "Unfortunately, Entrapo was so enthralled by my greatest, perfectest crime plans that he excitedly wheeled around to try and catch the plans that I tossed, and he smacked his head on the wall of the jail and collapsed into a heap. And then, in the background, you hear, 'Entrapo?'"

• 25:37Speaker 02

  Lock down the whole jail.

• 25:41Speaker 05

  To clarify, when you say wheeled around, he's not in a wheelchair, is he?

• 25:45Speaker 02

  No, no, he, that's a phrase. No, no.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  That, it means to turn around quickly, doesn't it?

• 25:52Speaker 05

  Picture an Entrapo, just for some reason wheelchair. That's not funny, by the way.

• 25:57Speaker 04

  All right, put Mark in Guam.

• 26:00Speaker 05

  Fortunately, I knew of one power that could get me out of this situation. I raised one finger, first this finger, and then I raised the other to the security camera. And I say, editors, put me in Guam. The teleporter activates and I zip out of there.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, Guam is located at the deepest depths of the Marianas Trench, as far as I know. So I found myself trapped in the depths of the ocean.

• 26:27Speaker 05

  Fortunately, I was a live streamer who had a 24/7 stream going on. And my views were jumping like you wouldn't believe. All I had to do was escape Marianas Trench and I would be cemented as better than Entrapo.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, due to some past misjudgments and misdeeds on my part. The only platform I was still allowed to stream on was X.

• 26:55Speaker 05

  Fortunately, after I failed my escape attempt and died. Grok will be able to keep me alive in people's memories. Escaping random bullshit nonsense forever. Thanks, AI.

• 27:09Speaker 04

  Editor's note, Grok did not actually help Mark in Guam.

• 27:13Speaker 05

  Little, you know.

• 27:14Speaker 02

  He didn't help him in Guam. He just recreated his likeness so that it could live on forever.

• 27:19Speaker 04

  I feel like Grok's the no butt of improv, isn't it? In a way, in a way, in a way. Everyone needs that.

• 27:25Speaker 04

  Bob, you are unfortunately again on this one and you will lead us off. Searching through an old attic, I came across what looked like a magic lamp.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, it looked like it done already had been rubbed.

• 27:37Speaker 05

  Fortunately, there was another lamp right next to it. What are the odds?

• 27:42Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, when I went to rub that second new lamp. I actually rubbed the first one and nothing happened.

• 27:55Speaker 02

  Didn't see that coming, did you?

• 27:56Speaker 04

  What a twist.

• 28:01Speaker 05

  Fortunately, outside of the now two lamps, I looked to the other side of me and there was a third lamp there. My eyes went

• 28:15Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, once I got my eyes back in their sockets and I successfully rubbed the third lamp, the genie that came out was a real a-hole.

• 28:27Speaker 05

  Fortunately, I know how to deal with a-holes. I turned around. Oh, another lamp! Don't need you anymore, jackass. It might have, it might be that second lamp. I can't remember.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, I once again tried to rub this new and/or second lamp and missed completely, falling down and getting a wicked splinter right on my finger.

• 28:58Speaker 05

  Fortunately, I don't need one finger to rub things. I've got nine more. So I just started rubbing all around everything and eventually, my finger touched one of the lamps. Maybe a new one.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, after summoning darn near thirty-plus genies,

• 29:21Speaker 02

  I had the world at my fingertips, splintered though they may be, and I couldn't think of one thing that I would want and that was better than what I already had.

• 29:31Speaker 05

  Fortunately, I remember what my mom always told me. Some, some, some, some, some nonsense, yada, yada. The friends along the way. And now I had a room full of friends. What more could I possibly wish for?

• 29:47Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, genies are really meant to be solitary creatures and they did not get along. Turns out there are rules about the genie hurting the person who rubs the lamp, but there's basically no rules about genies hurting other genies. By the time the massacre was over, I had one genie and three wishes left.

• 30:09Speaker 04

  Like all these sentences are becoming their own little mini stories.

• 30:12Speaker 02

  It's all this one sentence. There was a comma and a semicolon. It is one sentence.

• 30:17Speaker 04

  Comma clause. I can't argue the comma clause.

• 30:19Speaker 05

  Fortunately, that asshole genie died in the massacre and I was well left with someone who was really out of breath, but probably not an asshole. So I asked for my first wish, which was more friends. And or lamps.

• 30:39Speaker 04

  I good.

• 30:43Speaker 04

  I don't know if I can go through the loop of you guys rubbing the wrong lamps again.

• 30:48Speaker 04

  All right, here we go. Mark, you are unfortunately this time.

• 30:51Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 30:52Speaker 04

  It's weird the way that this worked out because I swear I didn't set it up this way, but I decided to make my own movie.

• 30:58Speaker 05

  I decided to make my own movie. Unfortunately. Man, nothing went wrong. You know, how could I even unfortunately?

• 31:09Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, the journey would be much longer than I anticipated and have far more obstacles than I could have ever planned for.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  Fortunately, no matter how long and torturous the journey, it starts with one step, which I took.

• 31:26Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, the subject matter of my movie, Landmines Incorporated, I decided to go as practical and possible. And that first step had me directly on top of the first landmine of many.

• 31:42Speaker 02

  Fortunately, I've never quit anything in my entire life. So no matter how many landmines I walked across, I just kept a-going.

• 31:52Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, there was some kind of a, of a propulsion factor to this. So as I started going across the landmines, it would explode me into the next one and I would accelerate the explosions. Why did I put them all in one line?

• 32:09Speaker 02

  Fortunately, sometime as I approached the speed of sound, I realized exactly what this film needed. Eureka.

• 32:21Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna give you everything.

• 32:22Speaker 05

  Oh, unfortunately, just about as I was hitting Mach 2, I, I realized I forgot to hit record on the camera all the way back at the beginning.

• 32:36Speaker 02

  This is a complete aside. I just fucking love the visual of Mark with the iron lung set. Just like, like, everything's set. And they're like, alright, team, team, whatever, take three.

• 32:49Speaker 02

  Oh, I gotta roll the second camera. It's just you by yourself in a fucking huge studio, like.

• 32:55Speaker 05

  Uh, look, it's not too far off. Some of those pickup nights, it's not too far off.

• 33:04Speaker 02

  Fortunately, as I blew past Mach 5, really started to wonder if I was gonna survive. I realized that my chest-mounted GoPro was rolling, so I'd have one hell of a POV shot.

• 33:17Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, in an opposite fashion from the Red Bull guy who dropped from space, once you hit a certain speed, you gain lift no matter how aerodynamic you are. And I realized this chain of explosions was only gonna make me reach escape velocity on the last possible bounce, and I had just so happened to space them perfectly that I could see the last mine that would bounce me out of the stratosphere approaching.

• 33:42Speaker 04

  Man, I love the comma clause.

• 33:44Speaker 02

  Fortunately, just as I bounced off that last mine, I had the clarity of focus to make my last act as a living person of Earth to rip the chest-mounted camera off and spike it down as I flew off into space so that someday someone would discover my brilliant movie.

• 34:06Speaker 05

  Don't ask what just happened to my headphones. They are askew.

• 34:11Speaker 04

  I really wanna know, but I guess you told me not to ask, so I can't.

• 34:15Speaker 02

  He said not to ask.

• 34:16Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, no movie studio wanted to pick up my movie, and it would be nigh impossible to self-distribute, given that I am currently on the way to Mars. Oh, well.

• 34:29Speaker 02

  Fortunately, I've always wanted to be one of the first humans to colonize Mars. And I'm not saying there's a good chance, but I am saying there's a chance that my new dream will come true.

• 34:42Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, the extra velocity I gained by throwing my GoPro downwards towards Earth caused me to miss Mars by that much. And then I skipped off of Phobos, which had a landmine just so happened to be on it. Ah, I'm on the way to the outer rim. Also, I died from not being able to breathe long ago.

• 35:10Speaker 04

  I don't know how you top that one, Bob. I think he buttoned it off with his sixth comma.

• 35:14Speaker 02

  Fortunately, as I looked down from heaven at my long-dead corpse on its endless journey through the, through the universe, I realized that all of life is just one big joke anyway, and none of it mattered to begin with. Yeah, that's a happy end, right?

• 35:34Speaker 04

  All right, yeah. I thought we had buttons like six times. You guys kept going. Look, that just started with I wanted to make a movie.

• 35:42Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, you enter heaven with the momentum you carried from your doom.

• 35:50Speaker 05

  And you go to the heaven of your last act. So I went to landmine heaven. Oh, no.

• 35:56Speaker 02

  Fortunately, all the different heavens are separated by gates, and I was going so fast, I just kept smashing through gate after gate, knowing that eventually I'd burn off all my momentum and land in some kind of heaven.

• 36:09Speaker 04

  Hopefully a soft one. I'm just letting you guys go irate down points.

• 36:14Speaker 05

  No, no, no.

• 36:17Speaker 00

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• 36:47Speaker 01

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• 37:18Speaker 05

  Bob, I think you're first on this one, and you are fortunately. "Go to a haunted house," they said. "It'll be fun," they said.

• 37:26Speaker 02

  Fortunately, it was very fun. I love haunted houses.

• 37:31Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, when I arrived there, my rival, ghost hunter, Hunto, was already on the scene, and he'd gotten all the good ghosts.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  Fortunately, Hunto's name was so goofy that all the ghosts he'd already introduced himself to wanted to come talk shit to me about how silly his crazy-ass name was.

• 37:54Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, after the laughing subsided, Hunto told us all that it was a very culturally-relevant name that honored his ancestors and that we were all jerks for laughing at it. And I felt really bad. And all the... well, the ghosts didn't feel too bad, but I felt really bad.

• 38:13Speaker 02

  Fortunately, I'm a big enough person to be able to admit when I'm wrong. And even though Hunto is my biggest rival, I sincerely apologized because it's really not that hard to admit when you've been wrong about something. And I acknowledged that I should have known better. And when you know better, you do better.

• 38:32Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, I realized that this would be a long road to earning that apology. And I had many, many, many acts of service to, to give him for all of the harm that I had caused, which, to be honest, compounding with the ghosts, was pretty severe.

• 38:50Speaker 02

  Fortunately, it was immediately clear what my first act of service would be, as I scooped up all of Hunto's gear and offered to carry it down to his sketchy van for him.

• 39:00Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, right at that moment, my dead racist uncle, uh, Bob, Bob's the only name that comes up.

• 39:16Speaker 02

  Uh huh, interesting, go on.

• 39:18Speaker 05

  Came out of the woodwork, literally, and was like, "What are you doing with one of them hunt heads?" And I said, "Oh no, Uncle Bob, no." He made it worse.

• 39:35Speaker 05

  Oh my God, was that the colon clause? Parenthet- that was a parenthetical, that was a parenthetic, "He made it worse."

• 39:41Speaker 02

  Fortunately, I was able to grovel and sufficiently kiss Hunto's ass, quite literally, so that old Uncle Bob's transgression could be overlooked.

• 39:54Speaker 05

  Unfortunately, Hunto was recording the whole thing, and now viral clips of me literally kissing his ass are all over the internet, and a super smash cut of all of Uncle Bob's most racist things, of which he was saying without stopping.

• 40:10Speaker 02

  Fortunately, all of the clips of me grovelling and crying and kissing Hunto's ass attract a very specific type of sexual attention, and as it turns out, I'm into that.

• 40:26Speaker 04

  I put you guys in a haunted house. What happened?

• 40:29Speaker 02

  You heard what happened.

• 40:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, you heard it.

• 40:32Speaker 02

  You mean what happened? You've been here the whole time. Is that the button? The sexual attraction?

• 40:38Speaker 04

  I think it's a button, yeah. Doesn't get any worse than that. Oh, man. I was gonna do, I'm gonna save it. We could do a part two at some point. Some of these take a while, so. We'll, we'll, we'll button the buttons there. I hope you guys had fun with it. That was really funny. I enjoyed that. Yeah, it's a big old improv exercise. Some of these did not go anywhere where I even imagined they could, especially that one. Um, let me go through the points here. I don't like how close the score is. I know I might need to fudge this a little bit. Not that I would. Uh, Mark, you got a lie point for lying about beating FNAF 2?

• 41:13Speaker 02

  No, so I, I saw this. Uh, the, the subreddit pointed out, once again, that we are stupid. Lie points are supposed to count. The thing about lie points is that they're susceptible to lie modifications from the wheel. But they are, the subreddit would say they're just regular points that have the lie, the lie status. And that status is only triggered by wheel things.

• 41:35Speaker 04

  But we have the thing that makes them absolute, which makes them count, I thought. So I thought they didn't count before. No, you can, you can apply a negative lie point.

• 41:42Speaker 02

  No, you can get negative lie points, but then if the absolute value is applied, then it switches that to.

• 41:47Speaker 04

  Okay, well, I did write a negative one because I thought lie points were always negative. So this one is negative, but I, but part of that's because I thought they were by default. Damn. So you got a negative one lie point, I guess, for lying about beating FNAF 2. Uh, you got points for rock, paper, any, meanie, miney, mo, Bob left you hanging for a while. Say, look who's using the parentheticals now. I'm the host. I have privileges. Uh, you've been reading Dungeon Crawler Carl at a crazy pace. You have free time now. Uh, I gave you a point for being a FNAF cheat, even though, uh, I also took you one for the FNAF 2 specifically. Because, listen, for FNAF 2, I didn't like it, but in general, yeah, I'm, I'm on, I'm on board with you. I have walk as a point. You got a walk point. I don't know why, but congrats.

• 42:31Speaker 04

  PCP bears something. It looks like it says hump. I don't think that's what it says. Uh, Guam, jail cell, missed Mars, racist Uncle Bob, something in landmines incorporated? I really wish I knew what that hump one was supposed to say. Oh, walk was for the walk prompt. You won the walk prompt. For a total of 11, Mark. 11 minus 1, so I guess 10. You have a total of 10 points. Okay. Bob, you got points for bowling, post always right point, because you agreed that I was right about something I said earlier. You gave us a house tour. You said the six, seven meme. Your magic trick in the closet was amazing. Bob, Mark and I were both fascinated.

• 43:08Speaker 02

  It was. Yeah, it was quite good.

• 43:09Speaker 04

  Uh, living in your car, distractable, getting an iHeart award. You brought that up. Movie heaven, Entrapo, Genies, the sincere apology to Hunto. Uh, and then hunted sexual attraction. For a total of 12. So right now the score is 12 to Bob, 11 minus one giving 10 to Mark.

• 43:33Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, wait a minute. I don't have the wheel.

• 43:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, guys, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to find the wheel. I gotta be honest.

• 43:40Speaker 04

  We could, uh, pretend. We can picture it spinning.

• 43:45Speaker 02

  There's an image from three months ago. Can we, can we spin an outdated wheel?

• 43:52Speaker 04

  Uh, the rules don't say we can't.

• 43:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's nothing in the rules about that. It just says a wheel. Doesn't say what wheel.

• 43:58Speaker 04

  So are you just gonna rotate it? Or how are we gonna spin this image of a wheel?

• 44:02Speaker 02

  There, I gotta plan. I gotta plan. I gotta plan. I gotta plan. Don't worry about it. I gotta plan.

• 44:06Speaker 05

  Holy shit, there's a wheel.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  Do you see my mouse upon the wheel?

• 44:12Speaker 05

  Yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 44:14Speaker 02

  I'm gonna look away and just move my mouse in a circle. And that'll be the spins.

• 44:20Speaker 05

  I love it. I love it.

• 44:21Speaker 02

  Wade, we have to decide how many spins we're gonna do. You have a coin.

• 44:25Speaker 04

  I do. How do I get three out of this?

• 44:28Speaker 05

  Oh, I see. I get it. I get it.

• 44:30Speaker 02

  You're gonna flip the coin three times. Heads is a yes spin and tails is not a spin. So flip, flip, flip. And then we get the number of spins that we're gonna do.

• 44:40Speaker 04

  So we can have anywhere from zero to three technically with this.

• 44:43Speaker 05

  Technically, yes.

• 44:44Speaker 02

  Zero is not really usually an option, is there?

• 44:46Speaker 04

  No, but it's fine. This, this is an exception.

• 44:48Speaker 02

  There's no way we're gonna get zero.

• 44:51Speaker 05

  There's no way.

• 44:52Speaker 02

  There's no way we're gonna get zero.

• 44:54Speaker 04

  You got our coins?

• 44:56Speaker 05

  Well, apparently Bob doesn't have a coin, so you're gonna, you're gonna flip it.

• 44:59Speaker 04

  I'll flip twice. I'll flip twice.

• 45:01Speaker 02

  I'll flip my phone. I'll flip my phone. Screen his heads. I'll flip. I'll flip. I got stuff.

• 45:06Speaker 04

  Screen his head.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  Screen his heads.

• 45:08Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 45:11Speaker 02

  Doesn't mean much, but I did get heads.

• 45:13Speaker 04

  That's three spins.

• 45:14Speaker 05

  I'm still in the running.

• 45:16Speaker 02

  Alright, three spins. This cannot possibly be more fair than it is.

• 45:30Speaker 02

  Oh, what does that say? Was that free parking? Did you get free parking? Fuck yeah, man.

• 45:37Speaker 05

  Okay, now there's, we have to remember to put one point on free parking. We have to remember to retroactively.

• 45:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, we have to put a point in free parking. Fuck, god damn it.

• 45:47Speaker 05

  Alright, uh, this one. Fucking hell, this is so much work.

• 45:51Speaker 04

  Spin number two.

• 46:00Speaker 04

  I don't know why I started to close my eyes. Uh, half point for Wade, I think.

• 46:04Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck off, god damn it. Yeah, that's right.

• 46:09Speaker 05

  It's either that or minus one to current loser. God damn it.

• 46:13Speaker 04

  I mean, none of those are good for Mark. No point, fuck you, half point for Wade or minus one to current loser.

• 46:18Speaker 05

  Alright, I still got a chance, I think, unless we haven't put those game breaking ones on here yet.

• 46:24Speaker 04

  Well, we'll find out now.

• 46:26Speaker 02

  Uh, we'll see, won't we?

• 46:36Speaker 04

  I thought it was going that way.

• 46:38Speaker 05

  You fuck off with your free parking. Fuck off with you.

• 46:40Speaker 02

  No. I know, that's a respin. That's, that's supposed to be disabled. That's supposed to be disabled. That's supposed to be disabled.

• 46:47Speaker 05

  Alright, okay.

• 46:56Speaker 04

  Two spaces to the left.

• 46:58Speaker 05

  Ten percent to one man show.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  Ten percent chance to one man show.

• 47:02Speaker 05

  Alright, we gotta add ten percent to the one man show. Jesus Christ.

• 47:06Speaker 02

  Why are we getting all the weird, complicated rolls?

• 47:10Speaker 05

  I don't know, you're spinning. What's your hand doing?

• 47:13Speaker 02

  I wasn't even cheating. I was sincerely closing my eyes and looking away. This just makes me think that the usual spins are bullshit. That our wheel is chock full of interesting nonsense and we only ever get silly ones.

• 47:25Speaker 04

  Well, to be fair, even when you did it, we got a dupe.

• 47:28Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 47:29Speaker 04

  All right. So, uh, free parking needs a point added. Right now it says zero there. So no points added for that. Even if it does, do we know who it goes to if free parking gets points?

• 47:39Speaker 05

  Oh, good question.

• 47:43Speaker 05

  Oh, you're so right.

• 47:47Speaker 05

  Okay, here's what we need to do. We need to make another square that says flip a coin. The person gets the free point. The free parking square, but free parking only ever adds points.

• 47:59Speaker 02

  God, you know what, guys? I've started to think that maybe some of these rules need to be revised or something in some kind of boat related episode.

• 48:07Speaker 04

  Okay. So half point to me. Yay. I'm on the board. Free parking got a point and then there's a 10% chance added to one man show. Which means absolutely nothing changed between you two and Bob. You win 12. Mark, you had 10.

• 48:21Speaker 04

  Uh, Mark, but you do get to win going first with the loser's speech.

• 48:25Speaker 05

  Hey, you know what? I, uh, unfortunately I lost this episode, but fortunately I learned a lot doing it. Unfortunately, it's not about what you learn. It's about who you know. Fortunately, I know a lot of people. Unfortunately, I don't know them by name, so they couldn't have helped me.

• 48:43Speaker 04

  Well said, man. If there were still points to be given, I would have given some for that. Bob, winner's speech.

• 48:48Speaker 02

  I feel pretty fortunate, you know? It feels, it feels good. I can't believe I won. I can't believe how many points you gave me for the terrible contributions I had for this episode. But I'm not going to question it because I earned that shit, apparently. Uh, that was a fun game though, but I have to say that was one of those improv games where some of them, it's like the whole time it's just fun. And you're like, yeah, oh, that's so fun. That's one of the ones where it's probably good because it was pushing me outside of my very narrow comfort zone. The whole time I was like, oh God, I'm not funny. Oh, this is just making me realize how bad I am at improv stuff. Oh no. Don't fall, computer. It's fine. Uh, so it was very, very good game. Thank you.

• 49:31Speaker 02

  I feel very dissatisfied with myself and undeserving.

• 49:35Speaker 04

  I feel like I just got hit with fortunately and unfortunately about my game multiple times and that, but I'll take it.

• 49:40Speaker 02

  I think that means it's a good improv game. I think it just means that I, I like to do the stuff I'm really comfortable with. I'm unadventurous and, and safe.

• 49:48Speaker 04

  I, I didn't know what it would be like going in because we've never done it, but after having, you know, watched you guys do it, it felt like one of those improv games that Rachel would have put us through when we were practicing the yes ending. But I had fun. Hopefully everyone watching had fun. Congrats, Bob on the win. Mark, well fought. You guys were very funny. I was entertained. Hopefully everyone watching was entertained. You can find these guys, Mark at Mark, Bob at MySkirmor, me at Minion777 or LordMinion777. We have merch sometimes at distractible.shop, so keep an eye on that. More stuff will be coming hopefully soon. Otherwise, uh, follow and watch the podcast, especially right here where you're watching right now. Keep doing that. And I guess stay tuned for the next one where Bob will host. We'll see what he gets us into. Until then, podcast out.

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