Draw Or Die (Part 2)

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  Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, Michelangelo Mark tracks the soldier, makes Tyler strip, then judges the gent scribblings. Berating Bob flames McTeese, wants spectator mode, derides Wade, and brushes bricks. Winkling Wade remembers the Mayflower, rejects 3D for 2, scrawls soyjack, and utterly ignores directions. From standing seats to walloping walls. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It's time for Draw or Die, Part 2.

• 2:43Speaker 04

  Now, sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

• 2:54Speaker 05

  Hello and welcome to Distractible. I'm your host once again because somehow, by the hand of fate, which we think has never happened before, I was declared the winner again by the wheel, and therefore, I'm back again. And of course, I had another episode in the pipe. And is it the perfectest crime?

• 3:14Speaker 05

  Even judging by the title that you already clicked on, you know that it's not the perfectest crime. It might be the perfectest upset. Who knows who we're going to upset in this, in this arena today? But, before we do that, meet our contestants, Bob and Wade.

• 3:32Speaker 03

  Hello.

• 3:33Speaker 05

  Yes, yes, they've flown all the way in to be on this podcast. Thank you, gentlemen, for making the journey.

• 3:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, no problem. Flight was good. Flight was good.

• 3:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah. Hey, comfort plus for our guests.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, I appreciate that. That's nice. You don't get that from other shows, you know?

• 3:50Speaker 05

  I know, I know.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  You're sticky in the back. They actually get that Ryanair jet that's standing room only that we made a joke about existing almost a decade ago.

• 3:58Speaker 05

  Do you think that they made that since?

• 4:01Speaker 03

  That's real. That's a thing, yes.

• 4:02Speaker 05

  Now?

• 4:03Speaker 03

  It's a thing, I believe, that's in service. Ah, that might not be true. Next comes the bike pedal plane where we have to pedal to live. Yeah, and your kids are dangling in the cage.

• 4:12Speaker 05

  Oh, what a good bit. Oh, that was back when we were funny, remember? Remember when we were funny?

• 4:17Speaker 03

  Honestly, I wish I could. I would just start recycling those bits because nobody's gonna remember stuff that long ago.

• 4:22Speaker 05

  Nine months ago, there was an article that says, budget airline Ryanair denies claims it will soon offer cheaper standing seats. They deny it, but the CEO has been clear with, he says, and I'm extremely paraphrasing, this is an abuser code, "People only want one thing from us, and that's the cheapest flights possible. So if it was possible to offer even further reduced prices by having standing seats, we would, but safety is the first priority, and it's simply not allowed." That was in 2012.

• 4:52Speaker 06

  He says from his cardboard plane that standing room only?

• 4:54Speaker 03

  He didn't say not possible or humane. He said, "They won't let us."

• 5:01Speaker 05

  They won't.

• 5:02Speaker 06

  We tried to make a plane out of Tupperware. They wouldn't let us.

• 5:05Speaker 05

  I can't believe these pesky FAA.

• 5:08Speaker 06

  We were going to put our passengers in a slingshot and just hope they landed safely, but they won't let us do that.

• 5:14Speaker 03

  We heard that distractable advertisement where Mark was trebucheting things around, and we were like, "Hey, eh?" But they won't let you do that now.

• 5:24Speaker 05

  I would try a standing seat.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  It was for like, an hour or less. Like, I know, especially in Europe, there's a lot of flights where it's like, pay 20 bucks, fly for 40 minutes from Heathrow to somewhere in Dublin, or somewhere in Ireland, something like that. Like, maybe. If it was like Cincinnati to Detroit, maybe. If it was really cheap, like, really cheap.

• 5:48Speaker 05

  I kinda would be okay with, if there was a flight, and it was just standing room, there's no seats, there's no standing seat, but it's just like guardrails and handrails and things like that.

• 5:56Speaker 03

  It's like a subway. You just hold on?

• 5:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. It's like, you know, if it's just an hour flight, I'm like, "You know, actually, maybe I could do that. Let's pack in here. Squeeze in, we can fit more."

• 6:07Speaker 06

  Excuse me, let me just get out. Give me comfortable seats with legroom, or give me who, who, I'm a fucking owl.

• 6:13Speaker 03

  It's like those trains in Tokyo. Everyone's trying to get on the last plane, and the guy at the door is like, "Yeah, oh, get your fingers in there."

• 6:23Speaker 06

  That sounds awful, no.

• 6:24Speaker 03

  Then it doesn't matter if you could sit down, you can just relax your body and float in the mass of humanity.

• 6:29Speaker 06

  We are one step away from in the treadmill that powers the plane. We all got to walk on in our standing room.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  Think of the savings.

• 6:36Speaker 05

  I'm thinking of them. I'm thinking of right now.

• 6:38Speaker 03

  We wouldn't see the savings, but for shareholders, the savings.

• 6:42Speaker 05

  Man, you know, they used to be boats back in the day, like cruises. I'm sure the Titanic had this too, where it's like the lower levels are just crammed in there. It's a squeeze them in bed. What are you talking about? Get in there, you know? And hey, people did it because it was cheap. And you know what? Maybe.

• 6:59Speaker 03

  As far as I've heard, everyone loved that.

• 7:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, everyone. I mean, you haven't heard anyone complaining about it now. You'd think it would have come up.

• 7:06Speaker 03

  Well, that's what I'm saying.

• 7:08Speaker 06

  I remember when the sunflower landed at, or wait, the Mayflower, that's the one landed at Plymouth Rock and everyone was standing, dying of the plague. Why can't we go back to those days?

• 7:17Speaker 05

  By the way, everyone listening, slash S, slash S.

• 7:20Speaker 06

  Like we're slashing our prices.

• 7:22Speaker 03

  Oh, that's sarcasm.

• 7:24Speaker 05

  Yes, that's what I was getting at and getting at. Anyway, all right. So good Ryanair update. I really appreciate that. How is Soldier Boy doing?

• 7:31Speaker 06

  Oh, still there, still selling Soldier consoles, probably.

• 7:35Speaker 03

  Is he on the Soldier Boy 64 yet, or is he still in 16 bit?

• 7:38Speaker 06

  No, I thought the latest one was like a DS or a Switch or something, wasn't it? I gotta look again, but.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  I don't honestly remember. It's been a minute since we talked about Soldier Boy updates.

• 7:47Speaker 06

  The innovation is quite insane. One tenth the price or one one thousandth the quality.

• 7:54Speaker 05

  I don't see any updates, sadly. So I don't think that there's any new Soldier Boy game consoles coming out anytime soon.

• 8:00Speaker 06

  Only been a few months since the last one.

• 8:01Speaker 05

  All right. So outside of the world of Ryanair and Soldier Boy, how are you guys doing?

• 8:05Speaker 03

  Doing pretty good.

• 8:06Speaker 06

  Except for there's snow on the ground still.

• 8:09Speaker 05

  It's February, I guess. Isn't that still winter?

• 8:12Speaker 06

  I've McFlurry pun had it.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  What?

• 8:16Speaker 06

  I was trying to make a Flurries and McFucking had it, but I was like, nah, snow flurries. McFlurry had, that makes sense. It never, it never congealed. No, no, try again. Keep going, keep going. It is dead on the floor. Come on, man.

• 8:29Speaker 05

  Mcfuck. Mcfuck.

• 8:33Speaker 06

  See, he's got it. He's got it. I'm laughing.

• 8:35Speaker 03

  Just work it. Workshop it.

• 8:37Speaker 06

  I can't read nuggetated. It's like resuscitate, but with nuggets, because McDonald's pun.

• 8:44Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 8:45Speaker 06

  Uh, it's a Whopper's Burger King.

• 8:49Speaker 03

  Let's snack wrap this up.

• 8:51Speaker 06

  Ha.

• 8:55Speaker 03

  This segment was not sponsored by McDonald's. Don't go eat McDonald's because of this. You can do it for other reasons. Just was. You did this to us, Wade.

• 9:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 9:04Speaker 03

  Look, guys, I need you to de-influence me. Okay? I need help. We've talked about this before, but I'm going through another cycle. I'm going through another downtime. You're the wrong people to bring this to you, but I'm gonna try.

• 9:15Speaker 06

  We're like a sappy meal. We can help.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Convince me I don't need a 3D printer. Please convince me. Tell me I'm a lazy sack of shit and I'll never actually use it. Tell me I don't. I won't do all these projects I have in my head. Convince, de-influence me. Come on, come through for me.

• 9:32Speaker 05

  I would love to, and I will, but Wade, I did hear you had another pun, and I just want him to get it in. I'll, I'll get back to the 3D printer, I swear. But Wade, I heard that, and I think it might have made me smile.

• 9:44Speaker 06

  The sappy meal?

• 9:46Speaker 05

  Yeah. What was that about that?

• 9:48Speaker 06

  Oh, something he's, Bob was getting these like, I need you guys to help me. It was like a sappy meal.

• 9:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, they say don't meet your heroes.

• 9:59Speaker 06

  That's our sappy meal, boy.

• 10:03Speaker 05

  Sir, I'm not getting anyone. No one getting points here. All right, 3D printer.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  I love how fair and balanced this podcast is.

• 10:08Speaker 05

  No one's getting points. Never.

• 10:10Speaker 06

  McDonald's, I'm shoving it.

• 10:14Speaker 03

  That was actually funny. I just feel like I can't laugh at your bits right now. That was, that was good, though. That was very funny. That's good job. This feels sincere.

• 10:24Speaker 06

  Wow, feeling good. Thanks for coming back to me. Appreciate it.

• 10:28Speaker 05

  Anyway, 3D printer, you should look into a Prusa. You should get a Prusa printer.

• 10:35Speaker 03

  They're cool, but they're expensive. If, if they don't come to you on a pallet from Prusa directly, they cost a lot of money. I know this is the wrong group to bring it to because Wade loves buying stuff and leaving it on his floor and Mark loves 3D printing. I don't need one, but man, am I obsessed with it. Have you ever downloaded 3D CAD software and designed a part that you can't 3D print? Because your 3D printer doesn't work currently, but you're like, nah, I'll buy one and print it. That'll, that'll happen.

• 11:00Speaker 06

  I looked at Mark's iron lung bucket for the 3D printing code until I went and just bought one from Eagle.

• 11:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, but that's gonna take a while to get there.

• 11:07Speaker 06

  That's the closest I've been to 3D printing was taking Mark's code.

• 11:10Speaker 05

  My code, not my code.

• 11:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, discounted code.

• 11:13Speaker 05

  What you can do is you can get a, a used 3D printer for great prices because they come out with new versions all the time. And even if it's not a Prusa, you can get like Prusa, like Mark threes for probably decent prices, even like used Mark fours probably you could get for a pretty decent price. And if you get a used Mark four, you can upgrade it to a Core one. They have that path available if it's the right one, I think.

• 11:35Speaker 06

  I found one on Wish that does 3D printing, but it does it in a two dimensional scale.

• 11:39Speaker 05

  Oh, what does that mean?

• 11:41Speaker 06

  All of your 3D printing comes out on like paper.

• 11:44Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 11:49Speaker 06

  2D printer joke is funny, guys.

• 11:51Speaker 03

  That's that sound we were making.

• 11:53Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 11:55Speaker 06

  Oh, good thing I brought my briefcase of funnies today. I'm gonna open it up now so that I say stuff that makes people laugh.

• 12:01Speaker 05

  You're doing great, man. You're doing great. Don't worry about it. Don't worry what anybody's saying. Don't worry about it.

• 12:08Speaker 06

  Honk honk, here's my squeezy funny lens cleaner. It's my funny box. Laugh.

• 12:15Speaker 05

  All right, all right, all right, all right. Let's hold off on the funny just until we get to the, the actual main game here.

• 12:21Speaker 06

  Oh, my bad.

• 12:22Speaker 03

  I was bringing a serious question to the group. I'm having a serious.

• 12:25Speaker 06

  We helped. We told you to buy one.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  That's not what I wanted at all. I'm gonna go buy one though.

• 12:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, go buy one. Yeah, that'd be great. Get a well, well maintained, used one. You'll be happy.

• 12:34Speaker 06

  You gotta be careful, Bob. You're talking to the two tech boys here. We're always gonna encourage you to buy new tech.

• 12:38Speaker 05

  That's us. Two tech boys doing the tech.

• 12:42Speaker 06

  Two tech boys. Oh, what the heck?

• 12:44Speaker 05

  Two tech boys, get on the deck.

• 12:51Speaker 06

  Two tech boys. Fucking look at Shrek.

• 12:56Speaker 05

  Alright, I'll give you a little bit for that and just doesn't, you know, doesn't throw you.

• 13:00Speaker 06

  We did this, comrade.

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• 15:07Speaker 05

  All right, you want to go to the game?

• 15:08Speaker 06

  Like which one?

• 15:09Speaker 05

  Oh, your game. Yeah, my game. The Super Bowl, or where you want to go?

• 15:14Speaker 03

  Ooh, yeah, we should do an episode from the Super Bowl. That makes total sense for this show.

• 15:18Speaker 05

  That does make sense. It does make... Just Tyler, if we actually got like a Super Bowl thing, Tyler in the background would just...

• 15:28Speaker 03

  He would though, you're right.

• 15:29Speaker 05

  Stripped down all the way to his Tom Brady jersey. Yeah, absolutely. Which he wears to bed every night, yeah.

• 15:35Speaker 03

  I'm Tyler.

• 15:37Speaker 05

  Heads is Wade, bob your tails. I'll tell you what we're doing after I spin this. Bonk, bam, it's Bob goes first. Of course it is. I'll actually let you decide. Are you going to kick or receive, I guess?

• 15:50Speaker 03

  Uh, we want to receive.

• 15:51Speaker 05

  Okay, you're receiving. So you're receiving, you're going to be the first to draw. Fire up MS Paint or your preferred drawing program.

• 16:00Speaker 03

  Oh, uh, I want to be a referee.

• 16:03Speaker 05

  Not an option.

• 16:04Speaker 03

  I want to be in the stands.

• 16:06Speaker 05

  I guess you could quit the podcast, yes.

• 16:09Speaker 03

  Uh, I'm considering it.

• 16:11Speaker 06

  Oh, in the Constitution, I don't, I think it's a lifetime appointment.

• 16:14Speaker 03

  All right, I have paint open.

• 16:17Speaker 05

  Welcome to...

• 16:20Speaker 05

  What we're gonna do here, if you don't remember, listeners, it's okay. Use, unless you have a Fantasia, use your inner eye and imagine alongside of us.

• 16:30Speaker 06

  Not your third eye, because that's your butthole.

• 16:32Speaker 05

  I'm gonna send Wade a picture from a stock image site. It's gonna start simple, they'll gradually get more complex. However far we go is just up to how soon we get through this.

• 16:43Speaker 06

  This is cooperative, right? We want each other to succeed?

• 16:45Speaker 05

  Yes, so I'm gonna give points based on like, did you do a good enough job? It's out of three. So remember, the, the three is like an artistic drawing three, scoring system, for how well you drew the matching thing. But also, there's a scoring system for how well you were describing it to your opponent. Do you guys remember how long I gave you to do this?

• 17:08Speaker 06

  Less than 40 minutes.

• 17:09Speaker 05

  That's, okay, all right, um, all right. I don't remember, was it like a couple of minutes?

• 17:15Speaker 03

  It was pretty...

• 17:16Speaker 06

  Pretty quick.

• 17:17Speaker 05

  It was, yeah, it was quick, but not, it was shockingly fast. I think it was three minutes. We can try three minutes and we'll feel if that's too long or too short, but I think it was three.

• 17:27Speaker 06

  My brain says one, but one feels way too short.

• 17:29Speaker 05

  Probably, yeah, one is too short. I do not think we did one. I'm pretty sure it must have been some, at least three, if not more than that. Three seems fair. All right, so Wade, I am sending you a picture. Hey, the last thing is I sent you here. Where are the pictures from before? That's funny.

• 17:46Speaker 06

  I love when we hang out.

• 17:48Speaker 05

  They're all landscape. See, your canvas can be the same. They're all landscape. At least that's kind of the general shape of the picture. Some might be slightly more landscape, but you can keep it to landscape. Whatever the default is, that's what you can go with. So Wade, do you see your picture?

• 18:04Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 18:04Speaker 05

  So when I hit the timer, what we'll do is Bob, you go ahead and share your screen with your MS Paint or whatever you have.

• 18:11Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 18:12Speaker 05

  Wade, you are describing the image. You're able to see what he's doing. You are describing the image and so you just want to give him as much as possible to, to get the image across. You want to describe it well. You all remember how this went before. I can't even remember if you were able to tell. I believe you were seeing.

• 18:31Speaker 06

  We were seeing.

• 18:32Speaker 05

  Okay, cool. We were definitely seeing.

• 18:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think so.

• 18:34Speaker 05

  So I'm putting three minutes on the clock and if you both are ready, we will kick this game off. Everyone who's just listening, listen to Wade's description and paint this in your mind. If you're a viewer, just enjoy it as it all unfolds in front of you.

• 18:51Speaker 06

  All right.

• 18:52Speaker 05

  Three, two, one, go.

• 18:57Speaker 06

  All right, we have a red background. Got it. There is a guy in a red t-shirt, belly button torso up, emerging from the bottom left. His hands in a fist, his left hand, which will be on the right, because he's facing us, little bit higher up, like eyeball height. So celebration pose, guy in a red shirt, like, yeah, yeah, fist like that. Oh, that's the shirt. Okay, good. That's the shirt? Perfect. He's kind of going at a different angle, though. You have the opposite angle. He's kind of coming out opposite angled a little bit because he's. Okay.

• 19:27Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 19:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:28Speaker 03

  That's fine. That's fine. So it's kind of like this.

• 19:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect.

• 19:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's it. Right arm is on the left side, comes up to like, his fist comes just above his chest on that side.

• 19:42Speaker 03

  So his arm kind of goes off like that, but then it kind of like.

• 19:46Speaker 06

  Good enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  And he's got like a fist situation.

• 19:50Speaker 06

  Left arm does the same, but it goes out to the left.

• 19:53Speaker 03

  Left arm does the same, but it goes out to the left. Got it. So he's kind of like.

• 19:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, perfect.

• 20:03Speaker 06

  And then his head is in like a triumphant scream, black, short hair and black rimmed glasses.

• 20:10Speaker 03

  A triumphant scream, you say? Oh, my sweet fuck.

• 20:16Speaker 06

  Bob is going rogue with the fill tool. He really, the fill tool is really screwing us here.

• 20:21Speaker 03

  It's fine. All right. Just, yep, they're perfect. Perfect. That's what I wanted.

• 20:26Speaker 06

  I would get that head in there. Head, black rimmed glasses.

• 20:31Speaker 06

  Black hair, short black hair.

• 20:33Speaker 03

  No, I don't even know what the hair is going to matter.

• 20:34Speaker 06

  He's very big in your picture, but that's okay.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  Are they rectangular glasses?

• 20:39Speaker 06

  The round.

• 20:40Speaker 03

  Okay, good. Thanks. Thanks for getting that in. That's really good.

• 20:44Speaker 06

  You're welcome.

• 20:45Speaker 03

  I appreciate the timeliness of your answer.

• 20:47Speaker 06

  I forgot square glasses existed.

• 20:49Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:52Speaker 06

  That's exactly what they look like.

• 20:54Speaker 03

  That's what I meant.

• 20:59Speaker 06

  Black hair, triumphant scream.

• 21:03Speaker 06

  Uh huh, uh huh.

• 21:05Speaker 03

  Short hair, right? Short hair.

• 21:07Speaker 06

  Yep, perfect.

• 21:08Speaker 03

  And then the old.

• 21:11Speaker 06

  20 seconds. Front and bottom teeth are showing. He has ears and a nose.

• 21:17Speaker 03

  Easy. Teeth. He has a nose.

• 21:20Speaker 06

  Perfect. Those are all of his teeth. They're right there.

• 21:22Speaker 03

  They're all in there. You can count them. Ears, nose.

• 21:26Speaker 06

  Uh, yeah, I think there's a little bit of white showing over his left shoulder, like an undershirt.

• 21:30Speaker 03

  No, you're fine. You're fine.

• 21:31Speaker 05

  At time. No, no, no pencil down, pencil down, pencil down. This was great. It's a great start. I do think three minutes was the time because I was at first I was like, oh, he's gonna get this quick. And now I realize like, oh shit, the more complicated ones, he's fucked. So three minutes is what we're gonna stick with. Wade, would you please show? Wait, no, I'm gonna actually, no, I'm gonna send Bob. That's right. I send Bob the picture that Wade just got so that he can pull it in side by side of what it is. Bob, are you ready to see what your picture was?

• 22:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:02Speaker 05

  Bonk.

• 22:03Speaker 03

  Ooh, yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:06Speaker 05

  I think it's a fairly good interpretation.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  And then we hit it with the old, you know, like, well, it's just my drawing.

• 22:15Speaker 05

  It's like, it's the same picture. It's the same picture. It's the same picture.

• 22:19Speaker 03

  It's just my art. That's actually.

• 22:22Speaker 05

  It's really good.

• 22:24Speaker 03

  Not horrific.

• 22:26Speaker 05

  The angle was key. I think the angle change right there at the beginning, because he was originally, everyone listening, he was originally leaning left out of frame, and then he was reading, leaning right in the source picture. He has the right hand roughly the right position. Left hand is definitely in the correct position. I see round glasses. I see all those front and beautiful bottom teeth. The red and the red is a good thing because the shade of red of the shirt was the same shade as the red of the background, which I picked intentionally to try to throw you off. He does go out of frame a little bit, but as a first try, I'm willing to give this a three because it's the easiest. It's only gonna get harder from here. And description also, I'm gonna give a three because when you were flying away with like red background, ba, ba, ba, ba,

• 23:07Speaker 05

  I think you got that good. Got a little panic for there. So as a warm up round, I think you both did great.

• 23:12Speaker 03

  I love this for us. I think that was fantastic.

• 23:15Speaker 06

  I love that we also didn't know the time till the final 20 seconds because that was part of my panic in the descriptions like, has it been 20 seconds or three minutes already? I don't know.

• 23:24Speaker 05

  I will give you countdowns at one minute and 30 seconds. I kind of forgot.

• 23:27Speaker 06

  That's all right. It added some pressure.

• 23:30Speaker 05

  All right. So well done, boys. Both three out of three. I'll judge this next one just as easily. Bob, this is coming to you. This will be your picture to describe.

• 23:39Speaker 03

  Okay, good, good.

• 23:41Speaker 05

  Roughly the same difficulty, right? I'd like to think that this is pretty much the same.

• 23:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think that's pretty fair. Actually, I think that's pretty fair.

• 23:48Speaker 05

  So Wade, you've got your canvas up there. I will also allow you, if you want to pre draw your box frame inside of there, whatever you want to do.

• 23:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, if you, if you want to put a, a frame up, it is landscape. So that can give you, I think that was helpful. Just have some kind of reference. Yeah.

• 24:05Speaker 05

  Got your tool ready? Got everything set up as you want it? Sure. Three, two, one, go.

• 24:12Speaker 03

  All right. Don't draw. I'm going to give you the whole picture before we start. It's a pink background. There's a guy who's in the middle bottom. His head comes up to maybe two thirds of the way up. He's holding a banana in his right hand, which is on our left and he's kind of like, eh? So pink background, white t-shirt. There's a guy coming out of the middle bottom of the frame. He's like chest up. White t-shirt. White t-shirt.

• 24:35Speaker 05

  Good strategy. I kind of like it.

• 24:37Speaker 03

  Two thirds up. That's like the top of his head is two thirds up. What part of his body is at the bottom of the frame? His nips are just above the bottom edge of the frame. Okay. So he big, right? Yeah, I'll take that. That's all right. And this is white? White t-shirt. His head is kind of like a tall oval and his mouth is open like he's going, ah! And he has brown hair and a brown beard.

• 25:03Speaker 05

  It really looks like a soy jack meme head right there. I think it's perfectly in the shape.

• 25:08Speaker 03

  It does. It does. Short brown hair, long brown hair? Short, not like buzz cut, but the beard and the hair are similar length and they're both medium short.

• 25:18Speaker 05

  Beard.

• 25:19Speaker 03

  And it's like a full beard. It goes around his chin and it goes above his. Oh, it goes all the way. Oh yeah, it does. Yeah, it does.

• 25:26Speaker 05

  This is such a straight up soy.

• 25:31Speaker 03

  And his, his eyes are open fairly wide and he's literally, his mouth is open like he's going, ah! You could see a little bit of top and front teeth. All right. Perfect. Uh, he's holding a banana. Yeah. So he's, his arms are up like, like he's like, what? And in his right hand on our left of the frame, he's got a banana in his hand.

• 25:53Speaker 05

  One minute.

• 25:54Speaker 03

  You could see most of the banana sticking up, like the stem is up and you could see like three quarters of the banana sticking up out of his hand. Okay. And then what's, what's the left hand doing? The other hand is just up in a similar position. It's just kind of open, just like, whoa, whoa. If you have time, I would go in with a little brow and give him some eyebrows. He's got pretty predefined eyebrows, kinda like curvy outside, like happy eyebrows.

• 26:20Speaker 05

  Sir, 15 seconds, I wasn't even paying attention.

• 26:22Speaker 06

  Well, what else does he have? Is it?

• 26:24Speaker 03

  I mean, that's very accurate, except for how tall he is. Add some more pink up top if you can.

• 26:30Speaker 05

  Time, pencil down, pencil down.

• 26:34Speaker 06

  Alright.

• 26:35Speaker 05

  Alright, wait, are you ready to see what your picture was?

• 26:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, the scale of like nipples at the bottom, that threw me off. Oh.

• 26:43Speaker 03

  There's a lot of dead space. I kept, I did try and get that, we had to give up on that.

• 26:48Speaker 06

  Oh, okay, when you said two thirds, I-

• 26:50Speaker 03

  I said the top of his head came up to about two thirds through the frame there.

• 26:55Speaker 06

  I'd call it half-ish, but yeah, two thirds is fair.

• 26:58Speaker 05

  Drag that picture in, let's, let's see.

• 27:01Speaker 06

  There he is.

• 27:02Speaker 03

  Oh, it's the same picture. Look at that.

• 27:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, I had the banana going the wrong way, but otherwise, yeah.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, I almost, I almost picked on that, but we were low on time and I was like, the banana's in there. That's pretty good.

• 27:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, I like that you have the banana in there at all with the stem and the right amount of banana. It's, it is facing the wrong way. I think I can forgive that.

• 27:22Speaker 06

  I kinda handsome Squidward his head a little bit, but-

• 27:25Speaker 05

  I do want to focus on some, can you move the picture and reveal the other hand? I know fingers are hard.

• 27:36Speaker 06

  But look, the thumb is perfect.

• 27:38Speaker 05

  I do see the thumb.

• 27:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, the thumb is there.

• 27:42Speaker 05

  And the other hand was holding a banana, but it was one of those prank grenade bananas and it just blew off all the other fingers.

• 27:50Speaker 06

  He's kinda holding the banana like I'd hold a grenade.

• 27:53Speaker 03

  It's like home movies, right? There's a very stylized, his hand is angled back and you just lose the definition, but like they're in there. In the animation, you can totally see it. It reads-

• 28:03Speaker 05

  The arm is in the right position. He is a little high.

• 28:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, he is high.

• 28:08Speaker 05

  I don't know how low his nipples are, but-

• 28:11Speaker 03

  The dude in your drawing has low nips.

• 28:16Speaker 03

  Maybe I should have made it a little smaller.

• 28:22Speaker 05

  The descriptions were there. The drawing went a little away from it, but because this is the first one and the rough shape is there, I'm gonna give you both three again because it's just the same warm up. I think it's close enough because it only gets harder from here.

• 28:37Speaker 03

  Good.

• 28:38Speaker 05

  I think that we can all understand that this is about to go downhill very quickly.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  I don't know what you're talking about.

• 28:44Speaker 05

  Bob, it's back on you to draw. I'm gonna give Wade this image so that he can translate it to you. Wade, I just sent you a picture and I think you can agree it's marginally more difficult than the other pictures.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  I'm gonna use the whole canvas as my frame this time.

• 29:01Speaker 06

  Uh oh. Uh oh. Somehow I started playing Wordle on Discord. I didn't know it was a possible thing.

• 29:10Speaker 06

  I'm ready whenever you guys are.

• 29:12Speaker 05

  You ready, Bob?

• 29:13Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 29:14Speaker 05

  Three, two, one, go.

• 29:17Speaker 06

  Bob, I'm gonna do the same thing you did and describe the whole picture first. So we have a guy on a bicycle leaning very hard forward over the bars and his head looks very big by perspective. And then there's like lines and squiggles coming out from around him. So there is a lot of space above and all around him, except for the bottom. He's got like turquoisey, like a light bluish green background. It gets a little bit lighter in the middle, but I would just go with turquoisey.

• 29:40Speaker 03

  Is there like a horizon? Is there a ground and a not ground or?

• 29:43Speaker 06

  No, no, no. It's just like a painted turquoisey background.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  Blue background. Got it.

• 29:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, close enough. The guy's wearing yellow pants. The very bottom of the screen is like just below the top of the handlebars. There's like a little bit of bicycle bar showing at the bottom. And then there's a little bit of the bike and you can see above the handlebars, the pole coming out where the seat goes, but you can't see the seat.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  So we want a little girth here.

• 30:08Speaker 06

  Just make sure you leave room for the guy and leave space around.

• 30:11Speaker 03

  Handlebar situation. I assume this is like a road bike situation. So there's like downturn bars.

• 30:16Speaker 06

  It's one of those like curvy U bikes with the handlebars coming out from the U.

• 30:20Speaker 03

  And then there's like a saddle, saddle.

• 30:23Speaker 06

  You can't really see the seat, but you see the pole there. Yeah.

• 30:25Speaker 03

  Okay. Pull for the seat.

• 30:27Speaker 06

  He's got like khaki looking tight pants coming out toward the handlebars. But his gloves are covering the knee because his gloves, do his hands, I guess first. He's got like fingerless fishnet gloves.

• 30:39Speaker 05

  90 seconds.

• 30:40Speaker 06

  Oh, God, fingerless fishnet gloves on the handlebars.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 30:44Speaker 06

  Elbows are out.

• 30:45Speaker 03

  Elbows are out.

• 30:46Speaker 06

  Yep, come in and big head in the middle.

• 30:49Speaker 03

  Got it. Elbows are out. Coming in. Is his head down? Is like, are we seeing the helmet?

• 30:54Speaker 06

  It's in the foreground, so it's big because it's in the foreground.

• 30:57Speaker 03

  Do we see his face or the top of his head?

• 30:59Speaker 06

  Whole face. He's making like a puckery, like the seat's going up my asshole face.

• 31:03Speaker 03

  Bike helmet.

• 31:04Speaker 06

  Not a helmet, a cap.

• 31:06Speaker 03

  That's a cap. I'm gonna call that a cap. It's got a brim on it.

• 31:10Speaker 06

  He's got glasses.

• 31:11Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Glasses. Got it.

• 31:13Speaker 06

  Puckery face, under chin hair.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  I assume he's wearing a shirt of some sort.

• 31:18Speaker 06

  Yep, shirt.

• 31:19Speaker 03

  Yep, like this, some kind of shirt.

• 31:21Speaker 06

  Oh, God.

• 31:24Speaker 06

  Under chin hair.

• 31:26Speaker 03

  Under chin hair.

• 31:28Speaker 06

  Shirt is blue, yellow, red, blue.

• 31:32Speaker 03

  My shit. Okay. Shirt is blue, yellow.

• 31:38Speaker 06

  It's yellow in the middle, then blue at the top.

• 31:40Speaker 03

  You said red, blue.

• 31:42Speaker 06

  The necks on the arms.

• 31:46Speaker 06

  Because it's a long sleeve shirt.

• 31:47Speaker 03

  It's a long sleeve shirt. Got it, got it, got it.

• 31:49Speaker 06

  But mustard yellow pants.

• 31:51Speaker 03

  Wow, that's not what I wanted to have happen. Mustard yellow pants.

• 31:54Speaker 06

  Give him the pants.

• 31:55Speaker 03

  Pants.

• 31:57Speaker 06

  Okay, a yellow next to the arms, then red.

• 32:01Speaker 05

  Pencils down.

• 32:04Speaker 05

  Man, that was amazing.

• 32:08Speaker 06

  Oh, we didn't even get to the squiggles.

• 32:10Speaker 05

  That was incredible. Bob, please pull in your picture.

• 32:16Speaker 06

  Oh, Bob, I'm sorry. I feel like I failed you. I tried, but there's a lot going on in this photo.

• 32:24Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 32:25Speaker 03

  Here's what I had to work with.

• 32:27Speaker 06

  Oh, man, I tried so hard. There's so much.

• 32:30Speaker 05

  You did so. You did so.

• 32:36Speaker 05

  Did I do it? Okay, alright, let's start with the positives, right? It's the general hunch is there. I'm so glad you got the yellow pants in there, even if the legs aren't in the right position. It's really hard to describe that position and there's a lot of layering of like things in front of other things. It was hard. You got the pucker. I see the glasses. I see the cap. The only things really are missing is like the gloves. I can't quite tell the long sleeve. It looks more like football pads. There's a little red missing. I can forgive that. And the squiggles. The squiggles are the things that are missing. We're still in the early phase. I'll give you a two on the drawing. Because it's clearly not perfect, but it's, it's, if you squint your eyes, I can definitely see that there's some comparison there.

• 33:21Speaker 05

  The description, similarly, I feel like you started strong. I think the strategy to describe it whole is good because I feel like that allowed him to get some informed decisions. But I feel like you got caught on some details, trying to formulate how to say it. It got tripped up. The red got confusing. The color scheme got confusing. So I'll give you both a two on this one. That seems generous to me, honestly.

• 33:43Speaker 06

  I went into total panic mode because I was looking at his legs and I heard Bob like, here's the helmet. I was like, no! Not a helmet! You fool!

• 33:53Speaker 05

  I do that on the basis where I don't think I could give either of you a one on this. I don't think the instructions were that far off. I think the efficiency of the instruction could improve. So we're still in the early phase. The next one's gonna be harder, but I'll give you both a two out of three. I think that was good. Oh, fuck. That was very, very well done. But don't worry, the next one's gonna be hopefully just as hard. I'm sure it will be fine. Alright, Bob. This is yours. You noticed that?

• 34:25Speaker 05

  Yeah. So there's about equivalent number of little details here. And I think that it can bode well for the both of you. I'm ready. Three.

• 34:35Speaker 06

  Two, one, go!

• 34:38Speaker 03

  Don't draw yet. This is another bicycle themed one. There's a normal sized businessman wearing black pants, black shoes, a white collared shirt, and a blue stripy tie on a tiny little kid's bike. So he's like squatted down on the bike, but he's doing a wheelie and he's holding a briefcase in his back hand. So he's like having fun, kid's bike. We're gonna start with, draw a man squatted down like he's straddling a kid's bike doing a wheelie. Start with black pants.

• 35:06Speaker 06

  Facing which way?

• 35:07Speaker 03

  He's going to the right, facing towards the right. His back leg is sort of bent at a 90 degree angle and then his front leg is kind of like down more. So you can kind of see his crotch opening. He's opening to camera.

• 35:20Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 35:21Speaker 03

  Which way is this guy going?

• 35:23Speaker 06

  That way.

• 35:24Speaker 03

  Okay. What's that thing coming out of his butt?

• 35:27Speaker 06

  That's his leg. You said 90 degree angle.

• 35:29Speaker 03

  He's going to the right. So his knees would be pointed to the right. Whatever. He's going to the left.

• 35:36Speaker 06

  Holy shit! Oh! Oh!

• 35:41Speaker 03

  He's going to the right. So his knees, oh! Jesus Christ! Keep going. There's a bike between his legs. It's a very small bike. You can't go back now. It's too late. That's perfect. The bike has blue handlebars. That's, but no, that's honestly, that's pretty good. The bike is just like two bars connecting the wheels. It's very simple. And then it has blue handlebars going up to, he's holding on it with one hand and he's got the briefcase up in the other hand. So he's got one hand going down to the handlebars and then the back hand farther away from us is holding up a black rectangular briefcase. And he's just like, ah, like he's doing a wheelie.

• 36:23Speaker 06

  One minute, wheelie, okay, uh...

• 36:26Speaker 03

  No, you're fine. Don't, you can't undo that.

• 36:28Speaker 06

  There's the road.

• 36:29Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Perfect. Yes, that's the way. I see it. Keep going. He's got dark hair. He's got thick, black oval glasses and he's got a big smile on his face. I don't know why he has a beak, but I'll allow it. No. Can you say it a white collar? It's a white collared shirt with a blue stripy tie. So just give him a, give him a little shirt action. Yup. Well, his shirt, his arms down here, but that's okay. His shirt doesn't need to be on his arms. Let's keep going. March forward, forward progress, forward progress.

• 37:04Speaker 05

  20 seconds.

• 37:05Speaker 03

  Blue, blue tie? Blue tie, any kind of blue tie situation. Perfect. Fill it. Make the briefcase as black as you can. Briefcase, black. Yeah, perfect. Fill in the bike tires with black just cuz, cuz why not? Maybe draw it though. Don't paint, don't fill.

• 37:24Speaker 05

  Time, pencils down.

• 37:26Speaker 03

  Perfect. That's exactly it. Okay, when you said he was going to the right, I thought he was going to my right. Going to the right, Mark? Am I having a brain aneurysm or? I drew him facing the other way before. I thought you told me it was wrong. What direction in this picture that you drew? What direction is that guy going? Left, but I started the other way and then I thought you changed it. You did not start the other way. You drew the legs the same way twice.

• 37:53Speaker 05

  You drew the legs going up. Why are your legs going up?

• 37:58Speaker 03

  He said 90 degrees. I didn't know what 90 degrees was other than. Yeah, 90 degrees towards the ground where your feet go. Like a squat.

• 38:07Speaker 05

  Oh, do you see the picture? Please pull the picture in.

• 38:12Speaker 03

  Did you see the picture? I don't really want to. I don't know how that happened. I don't feel like my description was that bad.

• 38:32Speaker 03

  Hey, it's got blue handlebars. He's got a blue tie. He's doing a wheelie. His knees are bent. Look, the briefcase is facing the right way. Yeah, the briefcase is almost dead on.

• 38:45Speaker 05

  I gotta say, man, his head's facing the wrong way. His legs are bent the wrong way and facing the wrong way. The bike is facing the wrong way. But that briefcase, that is literally the only thing in the right direction.

• 39:00Speaker 06

  Look, man, if you just mirror, if you just mirror this midsection, it's perfect. He's wheeling, he's wheeling.

• 39:07Speaker 05

  He is wheeling barely, but he is.

• 39:11Speaker 03

  He is doing some kind of wheelie.

• 39:13Speaker 06

  He's happy?

• 39:15Speaker 05

  It doesn't actually look happy, but I'll give that to you.

• 39:21Speaker 03

  That looks like the most mid-bird I've ever seen.

• 39:26Speaker 05

  Wait, I hope you understand. I think this is fair if I give you a one. I believe that this would be fair if I give you a one.

• 39:35Speaker 06

  I won't fight it. My only, my only rebuttal is I swear I had the nose on the right and I was told to flip him.

• 39:42Speaker 03

  No, it was just the legs, man. It was just the legs that were making both Mark and I fucking die of laughter.

• 39:49Speaker 05

  When that leg bent up, I was just like.

• 39:51Speaker 03

  I know. It started out perfectly and I was like, great, finish the leg and he went up and I was just like, oh no.

• 40:01Speaker 05

  And I was like, surely he'll get it right on the other side. And then it was like out, up.

• 40:05Speaker 06

  You said 90 degrees and I think I just misunderstood which part. You meant the knee was 90. I did the thigh at 90.

• 40:11Speaker 05

  If I could give style points for this, which I'm not, I would give you points for that. Bob, I think your descriptions were grand. The only thing I could possibly say that maybe could have saved this is say, start over.

• 40:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, I sort of made the call in the opposite direction. After we spent a minute not working on the legs, I was like, we need to start making progress here.

• 40:36Speaker 05

  Totally. You were making good adaptations and hey, I think you pulled it together. I think your instructions were pretty spot on, so I would like to give you a three because I don't think you were in any way trying to sabotage him. I had a vision for how you were going. I think it was smart to start with a guy squatting. I think your decision making was good there. It just, there was a translation error somewhere on, on, on knee rotation that threw things off.

• 41:01Speaker 03

  You know what? It was me. I made an extra assumption that we all understood how legs are and that's on me.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  I skipped over a lot of important leg details and just sort of left you out to dry on the legs and that is on me.

• 41:16Speaker 05

  So fucking funny though.

• 41:22Speaker 06

  I think this is the same picture.

• 41:27Speaker 05

  Once again, we'll leave it up to the audience as well. I think that when they see this, they're like, because I could give you a zero. I feel like they'll be like, yeah, yeah, we'll take the one.

• 41:37Speaker 06

  What do you mean? They'll be fighting for at least a two.

• 41:41Speaker 06

  Subreddit, one of you defend me.

• 41:44Speaker 03

  Fuck, I fucking clicked on a button I didn't mean to. And now some AI shit is happening to paint. Who ruined paint?

• 41:51Speaker 05

  Oh, no co-pilot.

• 41:52Speaker 03

  I clicked remove background on that image and it just deleted the guy and made it a white rectangle.

• 41:59Speaker 06

  I feel sick. It made me laugh so hard, I feel nauseous.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Oh, that was sick, Wade. That was really sick in the best way. I had a good thought with this. I'm saving my previous masterpieces here. I like this.

• 42:10Speaker 05

  All right, Wade, I'm sending you the picture you're going to be describing.

• 42:14Speaker 06

  Boy, I can't wait.

• 42:15Speaker 05

  This is the most complex picture we have, and the other one is similar.

• 42:20Speaker 03

  I'm ready when Wade is.

• 42:21Speaker 06

  All right, do you go?

• 42:22Speaker 05

  Three, two, one, go.

• 42:26Speaker 06

  All right, Bob, before we start, here we go. Image, about two thirds of the image from the left all the way to a third of the right is a brick wall. And part of the middle right side of that brick wall is crumbling. The other part of the picture is a guy in a suit making like a karate punching face. And his fist is contacting the wall, causing it to crumble. And behind him, looking very small, is like a cityscape in the background.

• 42:50Speaker 05

  That was good, that was good.

• 42:51Speaker 06

  So crumbly wall just makes some, it's all brick on the left. And where you drew, there is like a middle of it, but it's crumbled and like breaking apart like he just broke it.

• 42:59Speaker 03

  We're going to get to the crumbling here. I'm working on some thoughts, working on some gestures.

• 43:04Speaker 06

  And it's like a red orange brick with some, you know, dark brick. It's like a darker brick.

• 43:08Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, we'll get there.

• 43:09Speaker 06

  Guy is standing with his right arm punching the brick wall.

• 43:13Speaker 05

  Two minutes.

• 43:14Speaker 03

  Got it. Yep.

• 43:15Speaker 06

  He's about two thirds up, his top of his head's about two thirds up in that picture. And it, his hips are at the bottom, his hips are at the bottom of the picture.

• 43:21Speaker 03

  Top of head.

• 43:22Speaker 06

  With a one button suit jacket.

• 43:24Speaker 03

  Suit jacket, looking good. I'm going to just put his arm down at the side since I have no further thing on that.

• 43:32Speaker 06

  Uh, that one's slightly curved in with into a fist, very slightly elbow out. Right arm is up punching the brick wall.

• 43:43Speaker 06

  He's got short, we'll call it light brown hair. Maybe it's dark blonde.

• 43:47Speaker 03

  Light brown hair.

• 43:51Speaker 06

  Kind of facing toward the camera, very slightly facing the brick wall he's punching. But like torso is facing full front camera.

• 43:57Speaker 03

  One minute. Is he happy?

• 44:00Speaker 06

  He's like angry, like I'm punching, like karate punching like.

• 44:03Speaker 03

  Okay, he's not happy. He's mad. Oh, he's unibrowed.

• 44:10Speaker 06

  Open mouth, baring his teeth.

• 44:12Speaker 03

  Oh, that's an important thing.

• 44:14Speaker 06

  Yes, open mouth.

• 44:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. Teeth.

• 44:20Speaker 03

  And he has legs, I assume.

• 44:22Speaker 06

  No, hips. The picture ends at hips.

• 44:24Speaker 03

  Okay, no legs. Got it.

• 44:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, that was an important detail. Picture the hips are at the bottom. Thirty seconds.

• 44:30Speaker 03

  There's his hips are at the bottom. Got it.

• 44:33Speaker 06

  All right, a cloud. It's a very cloudy background behind him with a cityscape at the bottom. Cityscape goes up. The tallest building is still lower than his armpit.

• 44:41Speaker 03

  The city, uh, city. Tall city.

• 44:44Speaker 06

  Yep, and then clouds, clouds, lots of clouds, very cloudy. Ten seconds.

• 44:48Speaker 03

  Clouds, clouds, clouds.

• 44:50Speaker 06

  So cloudy.

• 44:51Speaker 03

  Blue sky.

• 44:55Speaker 03

  The wrecks are red.

• 44:59Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 45:01Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, no. All right, I'll let you take away, uh, I'll let that leave. That last one, I won't count that. I would have loved to, just a blood city. Okay, I love your modern art. It's a real mid-century modern wall piece here. This is delightful. I'm gonna send you the picture now. I don't think you're that off.

• 45:20Speaker 03

  I'm feeling strong on this one.

• 45:22Speaker 05

  All right, good, good, as you should.

• 45:24Speaker 06

  I think it almost looks like the clouds are saying lol.

• 45:31Speaker 05

  Don't do it, Lou. So, it all hinges on how brick those bricks are, I think, cuz the body pose is good. I think he has dark brown hair versus light brown. I can kinda tell he's got a suit. The arm is supposed to be bent, so it's like, you know, you could get there. But I see the city. You know, if I squint my eyes, I'm like, ah, clouds, kinda.

• 45:50Speaker 03

  Sure, sure. Lou.

• 45:52Speaker 05

  The impact of the brick wall is actually pretty good. The bricks themselves.

• 46:01Speaker 05

  What do you mean, man? Those are very bricky. What, um, what was that pause? I get what you're going, but if I didn't know this was supposed to be a brick wall, I might accidentally be like, he is an artist painting something. Or he's fighting checkers. That is also an option. I don't think that helps you. Oh, okay. I mean, obviously, it's a brick wall. It's clearly a brick wall. Clearly, clearly. But, but I'll give you some leeway here in that at least it wasn't what Wade did. Come on, man!

• 46:34Speaker 05

  So if we're using that as the one benchmark, I think this gets enough things there that it's like, this is really good. Now, Wade, I think your descriptions were pretty much spot on. You got the two-thirds. You said hips. He raised it up a little bit. You know, there's some there, but you got the city background. You got the break. You got the position. You even described the, the arm supposed to be there. You didn't describe like the color of the suit, but it was close enough. You said light brown versus dark brown. I think that actually that was a really good descriptive round. I, I think you did a great job there, especially from the beginning to like two-thirds brick, one-third that guy. So I'm gonna give this two for the drawing, and then I, I'm gonna give a three out of three for the description. I think it was very good. I needed that.

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• 48:19Speaker 05

  Last one.

• 48:20Speaker 03

  Oh no, that means I'm drawing.

• 48:21Speaker 05

  Yes, that is how this goes.

• 48:23Speaker 03

  Oh, fuck. Oh, no.

• 48:29Speaker 05

  It's easy. It's equivalent.

• 48:31Speaker 03

  Uh huh, uh huh. It's not equivalent.

• 48:35Speaker 05

  He's psyching you out. He's trying to psych you out.

• 48:37Speaker 03

  I want you to succeed. We can do this.

• 48:40Speaker 05

  All right, Wade, are you ready?

• 48:41Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 48:42Speaker 05

  Bob, are you ready?

• 48:43Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 48:44Speaker 05

  Three, two, one, go.

• 48:47Speaker 03

  You draw when you feel comfortable. The bottom third of this is a brick wall. The top two thirds of this, the background, could just be white. That's close enough. In the middle, there is a guy standing with his arms over his head, holding a baseball bat, like he's about to smash the shit out of something. He's kind of obscured by bricks flying towards the camera, like he's already breaking through the wall that's on the bottom there. So the brick wall, I would say the break is sort of just left of center. The baseball bat is really dead center, but the guy is very slightly left of center. It's a guy in blue jeans and a red and white plaid shirt about to smash down with a baseball bat, big time.

• 49:30Speaker 03

  Okay, I've got the bricks. So the guy is where now? His waistline is even with the top of the wall. So I would take like an eraser. Two minutes. Erase like a V into the wall and make him standing in there. And he is about twice as tall as the wall is. So like you can see his legs down in that part of the wall you just erased, and then his torso is like sticking up from the wall. He's got blue jeans and a red, yeah, okay, and a red and white flannel shirt. You lost me for a bit out of the legs there, but I see where you're going. Red and black flannel? Red and white flannel? Red and white flannel. I mean, honestly, I think if you get red, that's close enough, but like red with white. And remember, his arms are up over his head, holding the baseball

• 50:14Speaker 03

  bat, like he's gonna smash down. Yeah, okay. Yep, flannel, flanneling, got it. Yep. Flannel. Flanneling, flanneling. Yep, yep, yep. Head, there's a neck in there. Head. Okay, yeah, he's tall.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  Hammer. And he's got both hands on the baseball. Why are you drawing a hammer? I thought you said a hammer. I said baseball bat, like five times. Baseball bat. Brown? Brown or metal? Wood, light brown wood.

• 50:46Speaker 05

  Baseball bat, okay?

• 50:48Speaker 03

  He's got a black hat and black thick glasses.

• 50:51Speaker 05

  What kind of hat? Cap?

• 50:52Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, like it just like a nondescript cap, like a baseball cap kind of thing. Perfect. Perfect.

• 50:58Speaker 05

  Okay, what else?

• 50:59Speaker 03

  He's got thick glasses. He's kind of looking off to the left.

• 51:02Speaker 05

  Square or round?

• 51:03Speaker 03

  Rounded. Yep.

• 51:05Speaker 05

  Okay, looking to his left?

• 51:06Speaker 03

  He's looking off towards our left. So he's like looking, cause it's close enough. That's good enough.

• 51:11Speaker 05

  Eyes are on that side.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  Lightly bearded.

• 51:13Speaker 05

  Black hair? What color hair?

• 51:14Speaker 03

  Give him a collar across the top of his shirt because he does have like a white undershirt on under his flannel. There you go. Something in there, but it is a white shirt. So you don't have to do anything with that.

• 51:23Speaker 05

  Time. Oh, I wasn't calling the Thursday. I apologize. I was so enraptured by it. God, no, no, this is an improvement. You ever just sit back at what you've created after and wondered what the fuck? It's an improvement. It's an improvement.

• 51:38Speaker 03

  It is. I think it is.

• 51:45Speaker 05

  I, I think that it is an improvement. I think it is. I don't get any of the flying bricks. He's, I like the deepest V flannel.

• 51:53Speaker 03

  I know.

• 51:54Speaker 05

  In the world. I don't know where that came from.

• 51:57Speaker 03

  Was it just not buttoned up? Is that what you were imagining with the flannel shirt or?

• 52:02Speaker 05

  I just panicked and drew.

• 52:03Speaker 03

  I see. I see. Okay, good.

• 52:05Speaker 05

  Wanted to make sure we got that white shirt underneath. It was my artistic rendition.

• 52:09Speaker 03

  Sure, sure, sure.

• 52:11Speaker 05

  The arm, it's very Patrick Star going on here, but that's okay. If I'm squinting and I believe that the other squiggle that was his eye and is not his eye is his ear, then he is facing the correct direction, which I think you tried to squeeze that in. Am I correct? Oh, his chin is right here.

• 52:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, he said, he said something about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said that.

• 52:33Speaker 05

  So the only thing is missing is the flying bricks. Really? If you think about it, I think this is two. How do you smash bricks without a baseball bat? Yeah, I love brown or metal. Brown or metal was a great question.

• 52:47Speaker 03

  When I was like, all right, his legs are in that, in the cutout in the wall, blue jeans. And you started drawing the outline you drew. I couldn't tell if I needed to stop you. I was like, oh, oh, no, oh, their legs. Okay.

• 53:01Speaker 05

  If I'm gonna give that that's blue jeans and that's white flannel and I'm just believing it, I'm buying it all. Then the only thing's missing is the flying bricks. So it's gotta be like a two.

• 53:11Speaker 06

  I would take a two gladly.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  Yep, you get your two out of three. I think your instructions were impeccable because really, really I can see what this is. The brick cutout is actually the closest thing here.

• 53:23Speaker 03

  It's actually pretty good.

• 53:25Speaker 05

  It's really good. Yeah, the shape of it, the kind of stair step there. If it had flying bricks, which I like, no time to get those anyway. It's good. You got the blue dreams, the flannel, the shape. You did say bat a lot. You said a bat a lot and then that hammer came out and I was like.

• 53:39Speaker 06

  There was a lot of things, I'm not gonna lie, taking so much time on trying to get it to look like bricks. It was hard to focus on the other descriptions while making the brick lines.

• 53:47Speaker 05

  That's fair. That's fair. Again, I, I, I think the descriptions were solid. Most of you guys had your descriptors spot on. So this one was three out of three. I think, you know, another minute he would have had all the details. So I think you did good.

• 53:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, we were coming, if, if we had more time, we were coming around.

• 54:02Speaker 05

  Okay. And with that, we have finished the whatever this episode was called.

• 54:08Speaker 03

  Draw or die two.

• 54:10Speaker 05

  Draw or die. So to tally the points, Wade, you got a point for who who I'm an L. Our new upcoming tech channel, two tech boys, two tech boys, what the heck?

• 54:22Speaker 03

  He's not paying attention.

• 54:23Speaker 05

  All right. Holy shit. I got left in the lurch there.

• 54:27Speaker 06

  Sorry, I was saving my image.

• 54:29Speaker 05

  It's okay. I'll give it, I'll give it two. I was two tech boys. What the heck?

• 54:34Speaker 06

  Oh, oh, they're our boy. We're the boys. I forgot we were the boys.

• 54:38Speaker 05

  It's too late, man. All right.

• 54:39Speaker 06

  No, no, come on.

• 54:40Speaker 05

  You got a full three on the red points, uh, the red picture. You got a full three on the banana description. You got a full. You didn't get a full, you got two on bike and you got a one on the bike. Then you got a three on the brick descriptions. And then you got a, another two on the brick drawings. Bob, you got one point for snack rat this up. You got three for the red, your own red picture descriptions. You got the banana full. Points there. You got two for the bike, the first bike. You got three for the second bike, two for the bricks that you drew. And then three for those bricks, which puts you at seventeen to Wade's sixteen.

• 55:21Speaker 05

  Oof, very close going into this, which you may not have thought of giving some of the points I was hanging out there. But unsurprisingly, very close.

• 55:29Speaker 06

  I can't wait to get tied up, maybe even take the lead before host wins comes up again. I'm excited.

• 55:34Speaker 05

  Man, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great.

• 55:36Speaker 06

  That was fun. I like in hindsight, looking at the pictures you chose for us were well chosen. Like they were the two, two and two were close.

• 55:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think you made you focused on some different things than you did last time around. And these were, I think overall, a much simpler level of image, but with complexities because of the game. Cause last time there was, wasn't there like a computer monitor with a game on it? And some like a bunch of stuff happening.

• 56:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, the computer monitor game clock, it was a bit too much. So I tried to really hone in on some subjects on these pictures.

• 56:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, these were good images for this challenge.

• 56:15Speaker 05

  Good, good, good. Spin that wheel. See how many we got.

• 56:21Speaker 03

  Two.

• 56:22Speaker 05

  I might survive this. Let's just do another lose point kind of thing. Last to touch their nose loses a point.

• 56:31Speaker 03

  Hmm, okay. Spin number one of two.

• 56:36Speaker 06

  Another two spin.

• 56:38Speaker 05

  Used best word. Hmm, Wade, you were trying to get a lot of McDonald's words in there.

• 56:44Speaker 03

  I mean, I actually got a point for snack wrap this up.

• 56:47Speaker 05

  You did get a point for that.

• 56:49Speaker 06

  Was there any good descriptors that occurred?

• 56:52Speaker 03

  I believe I used the word gubernatorial at one point.

• 56:55Speaker 06

  Did you?

• 56:56Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 57:00Speaker 03

  Wade, I'm not surprised that. I thought Mark would be like, "No, you didn't."

• 57:03Speaker 05

  I, hey, if you did, I mean, that makes my job easier. I can't think of what a best word is. Can I respin? Cause it doesn't jump out.

• 57:10Speaker 03

  We can do a respin.

• 57:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, let's respin that one, cause it doesn't scream.

• 57:13Speaker 03

  If the winner is not obvious, I feel like respin is always on the table. Whenever the best word I could think of being used is flannel, I don't know that it was...

• 57:22Speaker 03

  My ass!

• 57:23Speaker 05

  Oh, we got it!

• 57:24Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 57:25Speaker 05

  According to me, anyway. From my end, Wade was first.

• 57:28Speaker 03

  I heard him after me on my end. That's crazy. I heard me before you, definitely too. Mark is the least biased, cause you and I are hearing ourselves with no latency, so that actually kinda makes sense.

• 57:39Speaker 05

  I love that. That the only other do something when it spins came up, and I just added another one. That's very fun. This spin will decide everything, whether it's a tie, and we're walking away with maybe me, or who's the winner.

• 57:52Speaker 03

  And the host wins again! Worse luck.

• 57:57Speaker 05

  Worse luck?

• 57:59Speaker 03

  Did that apply this game? Yeah, does it have to be within this episode? Cause I don't know that we really had a lot of luck in here.

• 58:06Speaker 05

  Both of you flip a coin.

• 58:07Speaker 03

  Am I calling it or anything, or just?

• 58:09Speaker 05

  If it's heads, that's good. If it's tails, that's bad luck. So heads is good luck right now, tails is bad. If you both get heads, you'll flip again.

• 58:19Speaker 03

  Okay, I dropped it. I'm just gonna flip again. I'm gonna flip again. That was a...

• 58:22Speaker 05

  Okay, but Wade's got heads, that's good.

• 58:26Speaker 03

  I have heads. The lady is heads.

• 58:28Speaker 05

  One more time, luck's on both of your sides.

• 58:34Speaker 03

  I have a lion. The lion is tails.

• 58:36Speaker 05

  Ooh.

• 58:37Speaker 03

  Hey, me too! Fuck! You guys got same luck? We do. Hit it again!

• 58:46Speaker 03

  Shit! I got heads. No! And Bob's got it! But yes! Wait. It's worst luck! Wade has the worst luck. Oh wait, you're right, he's got the worst luck! Yes! Wade's got it! I lose! No!

• 59:01Speaker 05

  Oh, I did it. I fucking, wow! I flipped that. You're right, you're right Wade, that is the worst luck.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  Yay!

• 59:09Speaker 05

  Holy shit.

• 59:10Speaker 03

  The only reason I'm sad is because Mark told me I won for one second before we realized.

• 59:15Speaker 05

  I really, I totally forgot what the premise was. That's, that's incredible.

• 59:20Speaker 06

  I like how you celebrated. I went, oh no. And then we all kind of like, oh wait.

• 59:25Speaker 03

  Yeah. Everyone, everyone simultaneously was like, Bob wins. Oh, wait a minute.

• 59:30Speaker 06

  Bob has the best luck. Wait, that's not the point.

• 59:33Speaker 03

  Of course I win a coin flip when it doesn't fucking matter.

• 59:40Speaker 03

  Every other time you want to win the coin flip, nothing. The time you want to lose the coin flip? Win, obviously.

• 59:48Speaker 05

  Well, congratulations Wade. Uh, why don't you give your winner's speech and let's see what you think of all this.

• 59:54Speaker 06

  You know, this is the first win I've had in a while. Like I, I won the one man show, but that kind of feels like what you do. This feels like the first legitimate win in a while. I can't remember the last time I actually won. It feels good to be back. We are further into 2026 than I'd like to before this win came, but it came.

• 1:00:12Speaker 05

  Bob, loser's speech.

• 1:00:14Speaker 03

  Uh, if I could just say my ass faster, none of this would have even mattered, but you know, you get what you pay for in this life. I just feel bad for all you listeners and watchers that you're going to have to, uh, listen in or watch Wade's little philosophy hour, part seven.

• 1:00:29Speaker 06

  Yeah. All right. Well, I'm changing my episode now.

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, it didn't sound that mean in my head, but that felt mean coming out.

• 1:00:35Speaker 05

  No, no, no, I love it.

• 1:00:37Speaker 06

  I just feel bad for our audience. You get to listen to another Wade episode.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm sure you, you'll have something and it'll be, your games are fun. It's fine.

• 1:00:45Speaker 06

  It's gonna be now, cool episode.

• 1:00:47Speaker 05

  Thank you, boys, for participating in this fun experiment. Uh, thank you, everybody, for listening and or watching. Uh, the watchers, obviously, you know, you got to see it happen. But the listeners, I hope in your head that it was a beautiful rendition and you could understand just what they were drawing based on how it went awry from what you were drawing. So come back later and watch what unfolded and so you can know how close you might have been. Thank you all so much. This has been my skirm, LordMinion777, or minion777 on the internet. My name is Mark Blair. Follow the podcast for more, distractible.shop for merch, and thank you again. Podcast out.

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