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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, banger builder Bob gets cramped claws, explains esports, and asks for assistance. Walker Wade raid pops, learns the lexicon of his deep-deck dalliance, then touts going rogue, and Mr. Wayne. Matching Mark returns to FNAF, rubs his meat, then talks clicks and keybinds, analysis and needles. From gaming groans to doomsday. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It's time for, please be nice.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Now, sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

• 1:19Bob Muyskens?

  Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast.

• 1:24Speaker 03

  Right?

• 1:25Bob Muyskens?

  That's right, it's Distractible. I'm your host, because I won the last one. My name's Bob, welcome. This is my episode, it's gonna be great, practically guaranteed. I only host bangers, I'm pretty sure, so I recall. And I'm joined, as always, by the two competitors for today's episode. Mark, sipping his fancy coffee mug, and Wade.

• 1:46Bob Muyskens?

  Something about a tapered coffee mug, it's just very elegant.

• 1:49Speaker 03

  And it's from the DMZ. Ooh.

• 1:52Speaker 04

  I too have a beverage, it's Mandarin orange.

• 1:55Bob Muyskens?

  That is not what that looks like to me. It's that flavored water.

• 1:59Speaker 04

  Mandarin orange. Trust me, the GE is there, it is orange.

• 2:03Bob Muyskens?

  Anyway, great, I have a drink too. We're all doing it, guys. If you've never seen this show before, it's a show where the points are all made up and matter an incredible amount. There's also coin flips. It'll be funny, unless it's not, it's all kinds, everything. This show is all things to all people, and also nothing to nobody. Before we get into the topic for today's episode, how's it, how you doing? You got any small talk?

• 2:30Speaker 03

  I have a small talk. I've been doing quite a bit of Five Nights at Freddy's. It is so weird to play it again, and it is so embarrassing how little strength I have anymore in my gamer hands.

• 2:47Speaker 04

  They're getting old, hell.

• 2:48Speaker 03

  I've gotten better, even over the past week, I've gotten stronger, but when I was first trying to do it, because doing the custom night 1020 modes in this, you have to have really fast, you know, controlled motion, which requires you to basically be tense, you know, with your grip and press buttons very quickly and responsively. After even an hour of playing, trying to practice and doing the things, I was moving like an old man, just.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  A pound of meat in a tube, you know, the tube of meat? And I've learned that that's a great, like, roller for, you know, for forearms. I put it on the countertop and I just.

• 3:25Speaker 04

  Imagine like between nights, you're like wiping the brow, rubbing the meat.

• 3:32Speaker 03

  And so, it's, uh, it's been really, really telling, but you know, kind of fun, and also I, I have a little, not much more, but a little more respect for like, streamers that play high competitive FPSs all day, every day, because it's like, yeah, it's actually, uh, woo, it's a workout, or is it really? There was a time where I was playing for like an hour and a half straight, and because I was so tense up in my arms and shoulders, like I was, I started sweating. It's 70 degrees, I have an air conditioner in here, and it's just like, what the fuck? Holy, I've never had this ever in my life.

• 4:05Speaker 04

  Dude, you, I literally got the slap tear playing a healer in an MMO, Lost Ark, like, I, I, that's, it popped while I was playing as a healer, doing, we were doing this raid on repeat, we couldn't beat it. So like, two hours of running this raid, I'm trying to heal everybody, and there's just this loud pop, and I'm just in excruciating pain, and people are like, need a heal, need a heal, I was like, yeah, I'm trying, god, just a lot of pain, one second. And I'm getting yelled at, because I'm not healing as well, and that's, that's when I got the slap tear. Yeah, gaming's no joke, when you're a teenager, early twenties, you got a mini fridge with like, energy drinks? Our age, you got the freezer with the roll of meat next to your desk.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  I wanna get like, those, you can have like ice packs that you can wrap around, and I kinda will use them as wristrests, because they're got beads in them, so it's like, they, they're kind of perfect beaded wristrests.

• 4:48Speaker 04

  I've had to use one for my knee, you get one of those big ones, you put it in a pillowcase, yeah, just wrap that sucker.

• 4:52Bob Muyskens?

  Have you gotten gamer hands, gamer cramp hands yet, Mark? That's the thing that, I don't get injuries, but that's the thing my body likes to do. I'll be playing something super casual, like I'll stream for a few hours, and something really casual, I'm not even playing like, fast-paced, and then I, I feel fine, I'm like, playing, playing, and then I stop playing, like I take a break or the stream ends, and I lift my hands up, and my hands just go. And I like, can't move them for a minute, and I'm like, ah, shit, fuck, god, I forgot to drink water for the last month, fuck.

• 5:21Speaker 03

  That's like how I was when I burnt my hands, I haven't had that from playing games, but definitely when I burnt my hands, that would happen where periodically, they would see, right after the burn, of course, I was on the way to the hospital, so I'd be in the car, and I would just be like, oh, it's not so bad, burns.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  Oh, man, that was, glad that's over. So it was this weird thing, and.

• 5:44Speaker 04

  That, I can't imagine going through that, that sounds absolutely miserable. What do you even, like, you, you, if you try to pass the time, you can like browse your phone, that's the part of you, you would use to do that, so that you're like slamming your head into your lap, like, next.

• 5:57Bob Muyskens?

  I mean, honestly, it wasn't, I mean, it was a long time ago now, but like, it was kind of before scrolling on your phone was the thing to do. I feel like that was still in the era where it was like, oh, I'm gonna go get on, on Dig It, and click around the internet, and you could kind of like, I'm gonna go on Reddit, but it's old Reddit, it's different. It's not like it is now, but you probably just like, watch, watch shows or something, right? I mean, it was, that was a while ago.

• 6:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't the worst thing. I think that as soon as I got to the hospital, they made the mistake of putting the cuff on my arm for blood pressure, which all it does is squeeze blood down there. Uh, so they put that first, and I, I didn't question it, so I was just like, the machine goes, and I'm like, oh no, here it comes.

• 6:40Bob Muyskens?

  Oh, no.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  Until the doctor comes and takes one looks, and you know, it's bad when the doctor goes, yikes, you know, eyes bulge out like, you know.

• 6:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, I've never seen the Scooby Doo doctor, that's, I'm glad.

• 6:53Speaker 03

  She ripped off, put on my leg, which I didn't realize was a possibility, but you could just put the blood pressure thing on your leg, so, yeah.

• 7:00Speaker 04

  I imagine it's more accurate on your arm, but good enough on the leg or something? I don't know.

• 7:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, probably.

• 7:04Speaker 04

  I've never seen that either.

• 7:05Speaker 03

  My blood pressure probably isn't the biggest issue for, for me when I burnt my hands.

• 7:09Speaker 04

  Doctor comes in, like shakes your hand, is like, ooh, whoopsies.

• 7:14Bob Muyskens?

  Looking great, high five, oh, no, right, sorry, sorry.

• 7:18Speaker 04

  You wanna do a Tootsie Tickler?

• 7:20Bob Muyskens?

  I'll just give him a clap on the shoulder. What do you got going on?

• 7:24Speaker 03

  Mandarin orange guy?

• 7:26Speaker 04

  Pretty chill, actually, we had a nice chill weekend, uh, minimized social obligations for once, but doing a lot of Pokemon card hunting and opening, because I don't know, man, the hobbies, it's nice having a hobby, but my personality does not allow me to like, dabble. I'm either all in on something, or not in at all, and I know I'm like that, the gotcha era of my life taught me that, it's like, oh, I could just go for this one new unit and use some like, SRs or rares, I'm like, nah, there's other banners, there's other super rares, I could have a better team.

• 7:58Speaker 04

  Where is it? 1% drop rate, more like.

• 8:01Speaker 05

  0.76, I'm below the average.

• 8:03Speaker 04

  Dude, I go, I go ham, and the Pokemon cards, I'm learning, someone messaged me the other day, they're like, hey, is this a good set to get? Chaos Rising, I was like, yeah, Chaos Rising's okay, and they're like, what about Ascended Heroes or Prismatic? No, the pull rates are abysmal, trust me, I've opened 10 million packs. And I'm like, dude, I went from not knowing anything about this, to like advising people on the pull rates, I've, I've gotten way too into this in two months.

• 8:24Bob Muyskens?

  I'm glad I'm not like that as a person. I'm still, I'm definitely getting into Pokemon. I'm, I've decided I'm collecting Pitch Black, because it's the newest one, it's the newest set that just came out, and you can still get it on shelves. Boo, my whole shtick, which I think I've told you guys, is retail only. I've been looking, and I've like, oh, Amazon sells Pokemon cards, no, it's like resellers, and even the ones that are through Amazon are like, clearly marked up. Like, I'm buying two packs at a time, every time I happen to be at a store that carries them. I, the ETB that I got was an accident. I went into a store, a Walmart, to get like, washer fluid and like, random house shit, right? And I just happened to see a guy in line, and wandered over, and was like, I'll take one of the four ETBs you have today, that you're just putting out, and you have a security

• 9:09Bob Muyskens?

  guard next to? Cool.

• 9:12Speaker 04

  ETB stands for Elite Trainer Box. It's the box of cards.

• 9:15Bob Muyskens?

  Yeah, it's just a box. It has, oh, sorry. Yeah, sorry, Mark. Sorry, Mark.

• 9:19Speaker 04

  I'm just laughing along, you know, he said something.

• 9:22Bob Muyskens?

  Honestly, I only know what that one means. I swear to God, there's just a bunch of acronyms. And anyone who talks about Pokemon who does it, like Wade does it, it's just like, oh yeah, I got the Ascended Heroes GRS and I got the, the, the, the three triple ten and I'm like, what the fuck? What is all this shit? Like it's packs of cards, right? What am I missing? But there's a bunch of different ways that they're.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know, like, SIR is like the rarest ones or something. And then I know conditions like NM is near mint, LP lightly played, MP moderately played, HP heavily played. It's like the condition, the more played it is, the worse the condition is. I know that lingo. After that, I don't know all the lingo either.

• 10:01Bob Muyskens?

  I will say if you, it's not new, I don't think, but if you want to be disillusioned about, your collection of Pokemon cards, you should watch Ludwig's video where he let chat buy a bunch, like, there's like $10,000 worth of cards. They like let pick, helped them pick stuff and they bought a bunch. And they were, some of them, most of them were graded, some of them were not, I think, or actually I think they were all graded. But then he broke the case, sent them to tag to get graded, got a grade, broke the case, sent them to another place to get graded, and then sent them back to PSA, because a lot of them started out as PSA. And the, I don't know what the statistical breakdown is, but they're all over the fucking place. Like, it's just arbitrary. He had one, like, he had ones where it was like, this was a PSA nine. And then this, these people gave it a six.

• 10:45Bob Muyskens?

  And then these people gave it a seven and a half. And then it went back to PSA and they gave it a seven. So I just lost a thousand dollars and I paid them all for the privilege. Man, that's not a great investment, is it?

• 10:57Speaker 04

  If you get a good grade, don't do that. Leave it alone. I've never, I've not sent any cards in for grading.

• 11:01Bob Muyskens?

  I kind of want to do it just to see how it works, but I have, I've only opened 20 packs, a couple dozen packs total. I don't have anything that would be interesting to grade yet. I doubt that's gonna happen. If I don't go and buy from the card shops, like, and, and whatever, indulge all the scalpers and people.

• 11:17Speaker 04

  The card shops are all right. The scalping is rough.

• 11:20Bob Muyskens?

  I'm glad you have a new, I was gonna call it an addiction, but that feels mean.

• 11:23Speaker 04

  It kind of, I mean, no.

• 11:25Bob Muyskens?

  A new hobby diction?

• 11:26Speaker 04

  I had old sets from the nineties, like I had the original, so it was called base, then jungle, then fossil, base two, rocket, and then there were a couple other sets. I've got almost all of those complete, because I just had them almost complete as a kid. So I've been trying to like, find the few cards here and there, missing to complete those sets. And then I was working on, Jim Heroes and Jim Challenge series, which is the end of the first era, I guess, of Pokemon cards. And there's like another, it's divided into like eras for some reason. I don't know. But all my old sets, I'm like, I kind of want to complete these. And then, you know, new sets, I'm kind of like, I don't know that I want to complete them all. I'll just go for the cards I like. And usually that ends up being the full arts cards, which means the whole card is artwork. So, yeah, I've gotten, I've gone, I've gone pretty deep.

• 12:07Bob Muyskens?

  That sounds like it's good for you.

• 12:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, it's something to do. Rehab for my knees been going well.

• 12:11Bob Muyskens?

  Did you walk yet?

• 12:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, actually pretty well. I'm even doing stairs without having to like brace. I was walking like I was, you know, 99 years old and on my deathbed for a little bit.

• 12:20Bob Muyskens?

  It seemed pretty bad. It seemed worse than, than just need some physical therapy, but.

• 12:24Speaker 04

  I've gone about a week and a half with no brace, no knee brace, and moving pretty well, inclines and stairs can sometimes still give me issue. The physical therapy started off with some of the easiest stuff. They're like, all right, lay your leg down, now straighten it. Do that 10 times. I was like, oh, hell yeah. Now we're at the point where they're like, all right, do 15 sets of 15 squats in the next 30 seconds. Wait, what? All right, cool. Now do 30 leg lifts. Do it on your side. Do 30 more. Sean T. from Insanity comes out. All right, five.

• 12:55Speaker 04

  Yes, man. It's, it's, I started off, I was like, Molly, this is so much easier. When I did physical therapy for my shoulder, it really hurt because I had a tear. My knee's not torn, so this has actually been pretty good. And then last time I went, dude, my hip, I'm like, my knee's feeling better, but now my hip hurts from the physical therapy.

• 13:10Bob Muyskens?

  I get any, get any more physical therapy for that?

• 13:13Speaker 04

  So I've been watching, because other people that come in for physical therapy at the same time as me had like hip replacements. So I'm watching their stretches and I've been going home doing those because of like, my hips hurt so bad from the PT, maybe I need to PT my hip too. So I've been doing exercises for kind of both things, but other than physical therapy and card collecting, not a whole lot here. Power Wash Two. Have you played the Star Wars DLC?

• 13:35Speaker 03

  No, I have not. I've only been playing Five Nights at Freddy's.

• 13:38Speaker 04

  The sprays make like blaster noises.

• 13:42Bob Muyskens?

  Like constantly or just like every time?

• 13:44Speaker 04

  When you first click, if you're holding it, it doesn't. But if you like click, it's like.

• 13:51Bob Muyskens?

  Just the whole time you're holding it down, it's like a space battle. Just like fucking chaos. Like, man, that's so relaxing.

• 13:57Speaker 04

  Oh, it's so good. It's actually so good. Anyway, I think that's it for me. If there's more, I don't remember it.

• 14:02Speaker 03

  I got a little more and then I'll, I'll let it go. It's, you know, nothing too crazy. Only GoPro is now dead to me.

• 14:11Speaker 04

  Again?

• 14:12Speaker 03

  No, they, they were never dead to me.

• 14:13Bob Muyskens?

  Oh, oh, okay.

• 14:14Speaker 03

  No, this is, this is only moderately, moderately something.

• 14:18Speaker 04

  It's only moderate death.

• 14:21Speaker 04

  Really moderately dead to me.

• 14:22Bob Muyskens?

  Only mostly dead.

• 14:23Speaker 03

  I've been enjoying the, the mission one. It's been nice. Code Mark. Sorry, code distractable. I apologize.

• 14:31Bob Muyskens?

  Oh, do we actually have that? That's a real thing?

• 14:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, you've had that for weeks.

• 14:35Bob Muyskens?

  Okay, good. Okay.

• 14:36Speaker 04

  God, we've done so much good advertising for.

• 14:38Speaker 03

  That's the thing. It's like, eventually I'll record an actual review of them. So they're dead to me, right? Because the ILS has been something I've been craving. I went to NAB just to like, try to get my hands on that. I have lenses I've already bought for that specifically. I'm so ready. I got adapters and everything. I'm so eager. I open my Instagram and there's someone named Gimbal God that already has it and has been given to it by GoPro. And I feel betrayed. Four days ago, four days ago.

• 15:10Speaker 04

  Watch it be like the CEO of GoPro.

• 15:13Speaker 04

  Mark's like, I can't believe this guy got it before me.

• 15:16Speaker 03

  Hold on there. Yeah, maybe who is?

• 15:20Bob Muyskens?

  Lead engineer on the ILS model of the GoPro mission.

• 15:25Speaker 04

  This guy named GoPro owner got this GoPro before me.

• 15:31Speaker 04

  Unbelievable. The betrayal.

• 15:33Speaker 03

  No, no, I don't think that's it. I don't, I don't think so. No, no, no way. No way.

• 15:36Speaker 04

  It's not Mr. Pro?

• 15:37Speaker 03

  I, I feel like, you know, I'm right here. I got my GoPro shirt. I've got a GoPro shirt on.

• 15:44Bob Muyskens?

  You've worn that like the last couple of episodes. You've been consistent.

• 15:47Speaker 03

  Have I? Oops. This one shirt.

• 15:50Bob Muyskens?

  Well, no, you had a different one. Last, I feel like last time we recorded, you had a different GoPro shirt. I just remember being like, oh, he's wearing the shirt.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do, but not anymore until I get an ILS.

• 16:00Bob Muyskens?

  Is there a release date for it? Is it imminent? Or they just, is it one of those where they're not giving a hard date for it?

• 16:05Speaker 03

  They've nebulously said Q3. So they just like got the last of the accessories for the baseline out. They just got the medium mod out finally and they got the.

• 16:14Bob Muyskens?

  Oh, there is gonna have a medium mod.

• 16:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's nice and all, that's nice. But really, I want the lenses. I want to be able to do the lenses. I love my little 3D printed macro adapter, but it's like, I have a dedicated macro lens waiting, multiple actually, macro lenses waiting to go on to the GoPro. I have them just, I've, I've.

• 16:39Speaker 04

  Talk about that for a while. I'll be right back.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  So I forbid anyone from using my promo code or distractables. We are a united front in boycotting until we get, I.

• 16:53Bob Muyskens?

  Until we you get the thing you want. We want comrades.

• 16:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, the royal we me of it all, you know, the me.

• 17:03Bob Muyskens?

  I feel like that's very fair. I feel like that's, that's on them. The solution is clear.

• 17:09Speaker 03

  There's, there's another thing that's been a funny thing. There's, when I've been doing Five Nights at Freddy's with this, you know, trying to beat it, I've actually had to do math. Dun, dun, dun.

• 17:20Bob Muyskens?

  Oh, no.

• 17:21Speaker 03

  There is a certain amount of flashlight battery you have, which amounts to 50 seconds in the whole night, which, you know, averages out to a little over nine seconds per minute of game to use it. But the smaller you press the button, the less battery you use, right? So I use the 960 frames per second mode to burst me pressing control to learn how bad I am at pressing this throughout the game. It can only do like 10 seconds at a time, but I'll play and I'll do kind of the pattern that I do for flashing. And I'm like, holy shit, I am holding that down so much more than I think. I think I press it three times. I look at myself in slow motion. I was just holding it for three times and you see my knuckle go like eh, eh, eh, but my finger is

• 18:04Speaker 03

  down on the button the whole time. And I'm like, I had no idea. Holy shit. So for, for a sign.

• 18:11Bob Muyskens?

  You're gonna need a Hall effect keyboard to get this shit under control. Oh, that's the Van Go Pikachu. I've seen that one. I've seen that. That's fancy one.

• 18:20Speaker 03

  Wait, because I've been looking for a keyboard that has a lighter touch. Because the problem with this one is it's, I thought that being clickier would be better, but there's a lot of force needed to press it down. And once it's down, it doesn't really spring back up with a lot of.

• 18:32Bob Muyskens?

  I'm not like a keyboard expert, but I do know, I think it's Hall effect switches, but it may be some other technology. There's a kind of keyboard where you can literally calibrate the moment in the travel where it triggers and where the rebound is. Because with mechanical switches, like it's a switch, right? You push it down and it goes click and it doesn't unclick until it travels back a certain amount. You can't adjust that. There are keyboards where that is calibratable, where it's literally like you could set it to the lightest touch triggers it, but then the rebound is like at a specific height. So you could have, you could absolutely min max your like flashlight.

• 19:11Speaker 03

  That would be so nice. And I know it's a bit kind of like it's try hard to do it. But the, the thing is like this keyboard is.

• 19:19Speaker 04

  I imagine every crazy FPS person has that and the mouse.

• 19:22Bob Muyskens?

  It is. I do know of that because of the Valorant and CS2 competitive scenes is where I've like heard about this. So this is, it's definitely like a esports thing.

• 19:30Speaker 03

  The annoying thing about it is you can't rebind the key. So in Five Nights at Freddy's 2, the flashlight is control. You can't change that to anything else, or I would change it to the other mouse button, which is not used. Right click is not used.

• 19:42Bob Muyskens?

  Wait, but you can rebind the keys through your keyboard mouse software. It through, I use Logitech for everything. So, well, except for this keyboard, but I generally use Logitech. So on my gaming computer, you can set any button you want to be any input you want. And you can set buttons on your mouse to be keyboard inputs. So you can't rebind it in game, but you could set it so your right click is a left control input. While you're playing Five Nights, so you could switch that to an optimal.

• 20:08Speaker 03

  Cause, cause you can click so much faster than you can ever press a button. Like clicking is, it's, it's the little it's so fast.

• 20:16Bob Muyskens?

  You, wait, Mark, I have a theory that I would love you to try. You can bind key presses to your scroll wheel. So if you just flick the scroll wheel, like you just go like, it'll be like, like every little notch will be a press. So you could literally just be like.

• 20:34Speaker 03

  Look, I'm not beating the cheating allegations if I, if I do that on.

• 20:38Bob Muyskens?

  This is, this is just rebinding things. This is just using what's available. This is not hacking the game file. Okay?

• 20:46Speaker 04

  Dude, we're gonna go back and they'll be like, oh, well, this person beat 2020, 2020 mode using legit controls. Mark rebounded his flashlight.

• 20:55Bob Muyskens?

  Or you could do, you could do the, the mouse technique that I think a lot of RTS players do. There's a certain kind of tape you can put on your fingers. And then you like, when you're using your mouse, instead of clicking, you like flick and drag. And the stickiness of the tape makes it like bounce. And that's how RTS players get like several hundred inputs a minute of like constant, just like fucking clicking at a thousand clicks a second. Kind of bullshit. Also not cheating, totally allowed in esports. I feel like that's pretty legit.

• 21:23Speaker 03

  In the game, if you, the thing is you don't need to click a lot. You just need to click really small when you need to click. So you're not clicking all the time. You're just like, when you're going through the cameras, you gotta go ba, ba, ba and click at the same time that you're left clicking. So if I could have it to my mouse, then it would be at the same speed. I could basically just go, you know, one after another and be really quick, but you know.

• 21:46Bob Muyskens?

  Look, I can help you. I'll be your coach. I don't know anything about Five Nights at Freddy's, but I know all kinds of stuff about competitive video games that I've never been able to do myself.

• 21:54Speaker 04

  We're gonna have Torbet coaching, FNAF coaching. Can I get coached on Bald or something? I don't know. What do I?

• 21:59Bob Muyskens?

  If my esports coach had put me in and the championship in high school, we would have won state. And I've never been able to let that go.

• 22:06Speaker 03

  I've, I've gotten to 5 AM multiple times. The problem is my power right now. So it's like, if I can quicken, speed up my flashlight pressed by like 15%. That's all I need. I would make it to the end of the night. Even 10% might get me there.

• 22:21Bob Muyskens?

  Rebinding right click to control might totally save your ass. You could totally do it. It's probably native to what you use Corsair or I don't know.

• 22:28Speaker 03

  It's a razor mouse.

• 22:29Speaker 04

  It's been so long since I've played. Does it start at 10 PM or midnight?

• 22:33Speaker 03

  Midnight to 6 AM. So it's like, I'm in the last hour and I run out of power. That's happened about 10 times now. And I've gotten better at it, but it's still, it's so hard in the panicky moments to not, you know, flash hard. That's.

• 22:46Speaker 04

  I cannot wait for Mark to redo his bathroom. He's like, I had to rebuild the 2015 computer. I'm using my toilet for power. I have to have Amy flush it in order to get the cooling going. So that the perfect refresh rate from 2015 is back.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  There's a quirk in the game where if you flush your toilet, it creates a magnetic spiral that will affect your computer to give you perfect RNG each time. Um, yeah.

• 23:11Speaker 04

  Can't wait. I'm excited for that video upload.

• 23:13Bob Muyskens?

  This is unrelated, uh, except for the conspiracy theory part. On Tik Tok, I keep getting served videos from this person and I can't tell if it's completely serious or if it's just a bit and it's going over my head. But it's, the videos are all called like quantum lattice hoverboard attempt number 13. Great success. And then it's a guy with like a little tech deck skateboard on a desk. It's just a close up video and it has a bunch of shit taped on it and he just keeps going.

• 23:41Bob Muyskens?

  Well, that was a really good one. Like he's trying to get it to be a hoverboard. And I keep showing up and every time I see it, I get a little bit more paranoid about if our existence is real or if the timelines are overlapping or something. But I hope it's a bit in my heart of hearts. I, I'm, I feel like it's a bit, but also what if he's on to something?

• 24:00Speaker 04

  Or on something.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Might be, it might be.

• 24:02Bob Muyskens?

  Anyway, if you need esports tips, Mark, my God, you're back, man. I got it. We can do this.

• 24:07Speaker 04

  I'll help you with your Pokemon card collection, Mark.

• 24:10Bob Muyskens?

  If I help you, can I be, can I be like the jester of Five Nights at Freddy's to your king?

• 24:16Bob Muyskens?

  Can I be the duke of Five Nights at Freddy's? Can you, can you like give me a lordship?

• 24:20Speaker 03

  You'll have a fiefdom. You'll have a fiefdom.

• 24:22Bob Muyskens?

  Perhaps a manor?

• 24:23Speaker 03

  Hmm. Yeah. I guess you need, without a duke can't have, not have a manor.

• 24:28Speaker 04

  Can I be a cattle?

• 24:29Bob Muyskens?

  Just in general or? You can be one of my cattle. I'll make you a cattle.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  All right. I'm not gonna do anything to help you guys with FNAF, but like, I'll just be a cow. That's cool.

• 24:38Bob Muyskens?

  At the end of the season, we'll quarter you up and put most of you in the freezer and then you'll be delicious.

• 24:43Speaker 04

  Oh, cow version of oats. I know what that means.

• 24:46Bob Muyskens?

  Oh, you mean the big bit?

• 24:51Bob Muyskens?

  Uh, I'm really banging on all cylinders today. I will get the segue point. Wade could get the segue point and maybe I'll give it to you because it feels stupid to give it to myself. But can I just say my foot is messed up. I complained about this last time. It's still messed up. It's potentially going to take a couple of months to heal all the way up.

• 25:08Speaker 04

  Months? What'd you do?

• 25:09Bob Muyskens?

  I have a big fucking open wound on the bottom of my foot.

• 25:12Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, I know. I don't know if you ever told us what caused it.

• 25:15Bob Muyskens?

  Poor foot care.

• 25:16Speaker 04

  Poor foot care?

• 25:18Bob Muyskens?

  Poor, poor.

• 25:20Speaker 03

  I thought you said whore.

• 25:21Bob Muyskens?

  Broke ass foot care.

• 25:24Speaker 03

  It's not that crazy. It sounded like what he said.

• 25:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I hired a hooker. She really messed up my foot.

• 25:30Bob Muyskens?

  Maybe I was insulting the brand of products I was using. Those whores messed up my foot. Goddamn Saravee. I would never talk bad about you, Saravee. You're the best. I love you guys.

• 25:40Speaker 04

  I was, I know Sarabe, that's a Pokemon, so I don't know Saravee.

• 25:43Bob Muyskens?

  Or Saravee, people say, which I think is wrong. Anyway, it's just a brand of like skincare products, but uh, they're very good. They have very good unscented lotion. My foot's all fucked up at a point in time where what I want to do most in my free time is drive to all the stores in my area and see if they have any of the Pokemon cards on the shelf for retail that I can buy. Cause I can't order them. If I could order them online, I would. But anyway, my foot's messed up. I'm not supposed to be walking, so stay off as much as possible. And that is the topic of today's episode. I need your help. And I know we've done this a lot in the past, but the premise on this one is a little bit different.

• 26:20Bob Muyskens?

  I need your help. Each of you is going to suggest to me things that I can do to entertain myself without having to use my foot. But I'm going to pick the top thing that each of you ends up offering me. And I'm going to do them in the next week. And who, whomever's thing I prefer in actually, and I'm going to record myself on my GoPro mission one, even though they're dead to Mark. Uh, I'm going to record myself doing them and then give you feedback and whoever's I like the most, that's a bounty. The bounty is give Bob hobbies that will keep him entertained. Because I try, I was like, I can't really give you point, whoever wins, because I'm keeping points.

• 27:03Bob Muyskens?

  Whoever wins this, I can't give someone points next week when I'm not the host. Presumably I won't be. But I feel like I can create a bounty, right? Is this okay? Is this within the guidelines? Is everyone okay with that?

• 27:17Bob Muyskens?

  So I wanna, I wanna create this bounty and I'm going to do whatever it is we come up with. I'm going to do it, both of your ideas for the next week. And then as fair and honestly as possible, pick who gets the bounty points in the next episode. The, I have this titled in my notes as, please be nice. Because I, I immediately was like, we could, we always do like fuck ass things to each other. And it's always like, oh, well, I need to, I need to wash my car, help. And we're like, well, piss on it. And then rub some shit in there. It'll polish it up. I'm gonna do this. Please, I have.

• 27:49Speaker 00

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• 28:19Speaker 04

  Mark, this is our chance. We could go real hard on him. Remember that sour challenge? He was too sick to do. We could.

• 28:24Bob Muyskens?

  That's not a hobby. Your hobby is eating sour shit.

• 28:29Speaker 04

  Just eat sour candy for three straight hours.

• 28:33Bob Muyskens?

  But anyway, the floor is open. I feel like you guys know me pretty well. You know, I like, you know what I like? You know, I like tech. I'm recently into all these things, but I would like suggestions. It could be stuff that you enjoy. It could be things that you feel like I might enjoy. Could be anything. Could be something none of us know anything about. I will try it as long as it conforms to, I'm supposed to walk as little as possible. I can go places. If it's like, I need to go somewhere and walk inside and sit down, I can totally do that. But Wade, you look pregnant.

• 29:04Speaker 03

  With an idea.

• 29:05Speaker 04

  Oh, thanks, man. I've been working on that.

• 29:08Bob Muyskens?

  Well, you don't look pregnant with a baby, so I feel like that was obvious. We got, help me out.

• 29:13Speaker 04

  So this one's more of something I've really enjoyed. I've been getting more into. You're getting into the Pokemon cards. So whenever I started looking into the cards, whenever I started getting back into Pokemon in general, even I, so I played every mainline Pokemon game. Except for like Gen 3, when it first came out, because that was just a phase of my life where I thought I was too cool for Pokemon or something. And after Gen 5, like black, white, black, two whites, two, I kind of like, eh, I'm not really enjoying the games quite as much anymore. And then looking at the cards and stuff, it's like, I don't want to have a connection to any of the new Pokemon, because I didn't really give a shit about any of their games. One of the ways I've really gotten a feel for enjoying more variety of Pokemon and getting more appreciation is through some fan made Pokemon games. There's been some really crazy fan games and like, uh, brom hacks that have been a lot of fun.

• 29:56Speaker 04

  There's one called Emerald Rogue, which turns Pokemon into like a rogue-like. And it's really fucking difficult. If you like challenges, it's really hard. Poke Rogue, I think I've told you about Poke Rogue is like a web browser game. You can play it on your phone. You can play it on your tablet, computer, whatever. It's just a web browser. That one's also challenging, but it gets easier over time because every time you catch something, you have a chance of starting with it the next time. You can lower cost to have more things on your team. Like it'll make sense as you get into it. I still play Poke Rogue. I've been dabbling in it for forever. And out of a thousand twenty-five Pokemon, I'm missing four total in my decks. Like I've almost completed the full decks at this point.

• 30:32Bob Muyskens?

  Good gravy.

• 30:34Speaker 04

  But I mean, I play half hour to an hour increments. And it's like, okay, and I'll come back.

• 30:38Bob Muyskens?

  Can you play that on mobile? I feel like I've seen you play it on like your phone or your iPad or something.

• 30:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Poke Rogue you can. And some of the fan games you can't, like the ROM hacks you can as well. I still recommend owning the game, right? Like I own, I don't, I don't download games I don't own. So like I'll own Pokemon Emerald before I do something like that. Some of the fan games are also really good. There's Pokemon Unbound. And I just started one called Pokemon Rejuvenation. Rejuvenation increases the shiny rate. So you can shiny hunt. It's like a one in one hundred chance of getting a shiny instead of one in five thousand. You could just restart for twenty minutes and get a shiny starter if you want. I just started streaming that one recently and I've been having a lot of fun with it.

• 31:16Bob Muyskens?

  Interesting.

• 31:17Speaker 04

  Different Pokemon fan games and stuff. I think one are more fun than a lot of the mainline games have been lately. And you can play them, a lot of them on mobile. Some of the fan games you can't because they're not, you can do it on Android. Maybe you're an Android guy. I can't do it on iOS. But those have given me a new appreciation for a lot of the Pokemons. Whenever I see the cards, I'm like, oh, here's this Pokemon I didn't give a fuck about, but like now I do because it helped me in Poke Rogue a lot and stuff like that. So I think it makes it more fun.

• 31:41Bob Muyskens?

  I could do that. I like video games.

• 31:43Speaker 04

  And they're, they're really fun and interesting games. Some of them have like their own versions of Pokemon. They're called Fakeamon. Like they'll make their own regional variants or their own Pokemon, which I was kind of eh on at first, but I'm also like, oh, those are kind of cool now.

• 31:54Bob Muyskens?

  Good suggestion. Mark, you look like you're pregnant too.

• 31:57Speaker 03

  Yes, I am. Bob, have you ever considered day trading?

• 32:03Bob Muyskens?

  I have actually, yes, but.

• 32:07Speaker 03

  Now, I'm not saying it's for everybody, only for the bravest among you, right? You, you don't even need to understand what you're buying. You don't need to do any research. You just need to look at charts, right? Yeah, there's something, I forgot the name of it, but it's like the, the study of the chart is all you need to know about the future. Just like, you know, you take a bunch of animal bones and you shake them in your hand and you go, and you're like, oh, I see the future.

• 32:36Speaker 04

  Isn't that what witches do?

• 32:38Speaker 03

  Among other people, not just witches, but you know, I'm just saying in general.

• 32:41Bob Muyskens?

  Witches, small children, lots of people do it with.

• 32:44Speaker 03

  Where do you think pickup sticks came from? It used to be pickup bones.

• 32:48Bob Muyskens?

  And then people started learning the truth and not picking them up because you have to be able to see, to understand.

• 32:54Speaker 03

  Exactly. So all you need to do is get some fancy lines, get a marker, get a, get an erasable monitor, right? Or something like that. Or you could have your phone, you could do on your phone too.

• 33:04Bob Muyskens?

  I was like, what's the, you mean a whiteboard? No, you mean like a monitor. I could draw on.

• 33:11Speaker 03

  I guess you could just get a dry erase marker, you know, but.

• 33:14Bob Muyskens?

  Like a zoomer being like, they should make something that's like an erasable monitor. Like you could write on it, but then you wipe it. Does that, is it an erasable monitor? Is that what that's called?

• 33:23Speaker 04

  Remember pencils and paper in the old days, man?

• 33:26Speaker 03

  No, you gotta see it on the chart. What are you gonna have it on your chart on the paper? You gotta draw the chart each time. No, you gotta just start drawing lines and stuff. Yeah, you're just trying to scrape that little bit of profit every time. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

• 33:39Speaker 04

  Is this the kind of thing where you need to wear a dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up and unbuttoned at the top? And you look a little sweaty and disheveled and you have like the tie on that's also partially undone?

• 33:48Bob Muyskens?

  I'll make my Charlie from It's Always Sunny Room with the red yarn on the board and yeah.

• 33:53Speaker 03

  Actually, I forgot. I forgot one crucial detail. You need six monitors or nine, depending, like six or nine.

• 34:00Bob Muyskens?

  Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  Surrounded by charts. Buy here, sell here, buy here, sell here, buy, buy, buy, sell, sell. Don't even need your feet.

• 34:07Bob Muyskens?

  Does day trading include Forex?

• 34:10Speaker 03

  I'm gonna say yes.

• 34:12Speaker 04

  I don't even know what that means.

• 34:13Bob Muyskens?

  Well, because Mark got kind of into Forex a little bit when we were in college. And I was always really jealous because I didn't have any money. But you were like showing me the charts and stuff and be like, look, this is a, this is a J hook. And this is, this one's gonna be a rebound. And I was like, God, that does sound fun. I would do that if I had any dollars at all.

• 34:33Speaker 03

  For everyone at home, this was a long time ago when I was very dumb. Don't do this. This is a joke.

• 34:39Bob Muyskens?

  It was in a period when you were also like hunting for shit to care about because like you're, it was in college. Like everyone does stuff in college.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  No, I, this was before any of my health stuff. It was, it was like sophomore year or something like junior. I can't remember. But I do remember one trade going bad and me sitting in like a public bathroom, looking at my phone, just hyperventilating like,

• 35:02Speaker 03

  oh, fuck, oh, oh, fuck, oh, go back up. Oh, no. So I learned my lesson and I don't do that, but you could.

• 35:11Bob Muyskens?

  Yeah, I think, I think you're saying that I should.

• 35:13Speaker 04

  But my grandpa used to delve into like, whenever I turned eleven, he was like, all right, son, you're too old to get toys. So we're gonna give you a stock. And I was like, okay, grandpa, but like this nude video game sounds really, no.

• 35:25Speaker 03

  Nude video game, eh?

• 35:27Speaker 04

  We're gonna buy stock in Chiquita. And we put like a hundred dollars in Chiquita banana. And like it boomed and we went from a hundred to like a thousand. And he was like, all right, now we're gonna take that out. We're gonna dump it all into Ford Motor Company. And then Ford like fucking crashed and we lost it all.

• 35:42Speaker 03

  We're gonna let it ride.

• 35:46Speaker 04

  So I, I went from like, oh God, crap, I got a thousand. I could buy like a new bicycle. He's like, no, we're putting it into Ford. And Ford just tanked and we lost. He's like, sometimes you lose, son. I was like, I just, I just wanted the new toy.

• 36:02Speaker 03

  It couldn't have gone to zero though, right? Because Ford's still around, so.

• 36:05Speaker 04

  No, I, I might, it might even still exist. I might need to do one of those recovery things where like, oh yeah, I've got stock in something from like.

• 36:12Speaker 03

  You never sold, so you never lost.

• 36:15Bob Muyskens?

  Yeah, that, that worth, that's still worth the exact same amount that it was when you put it in. Cause it's, you know, you don't have to, you don't have to convert that. You have to do the new value till you transfer it again.

• 36:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, I got like one share of stock a year for like three years. I'm sure I'm rich now if I look at it.

• 36:31Speaker 03

  What was this like nineteen forty-two?

• 36:33Speaker 04

  Well, how old do you think?

• 36:35Speaker 03

  You know, I have suspicions. I have suspicions.

• 36:37Bob Muyskens?

  When was the stock market invented? I'm assuming it was soon after that. Were these physical pieces of paper handwritten or were they printed with a printing press?

• 36:46Speaker 03

  Okay, I see where it went down. If it was like two thousand and one or something and then it went down, it has not recovered since then. So you probably had the same amount.

• 36:56Speaker 04

  All right, I still got my three shares at one dollar a piece.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  But if there's dividends, if there's dividends, you might actually have a good amount of money.

• 37:03Speaker 04

  I remember back when I was alive during the Dust Bowl and the Great Depression and things were at a rock bottom. I was like, ooh, buyer's market, everyone. And they were begging for bread. Good times, good times.

• 37:16Bob Muyskens?

  Was this an online thing though? Or did you like, literally, did you like have a paper thing?

• 37:21Speaker 04

  Oh, my grandpa would, we had the good old Windows like XP computer. We'd go to like some website, I think. And we get the letters in the mail from, I don't know, whoever. It's been years.

• 37:32Bob Muyskens?

  I mean, honestly, you should look just because I'm curious, but I don't know. I don't know how that works. I don't know if, have you ever looked at unclaimed property?

• 37:40Speaker 03

  No.

• 37:41Bob Muyskens?

  Cause I don't know if that works for stocks, but like, you know, there's like, there'll be cash in your name and the unclaimed property thing, if you like search on the state records or something.

• 37:49Speaker 04

  I've got a few rich uncles somewhere in the Middle East that I've gotten emails from over the years, but I've not looked at unclaimed cash.

• 37:55Bob Muyskens?

  Uncle Prince.

• 37:56Speaker 04

  Yeah. You have the same one?

• 37:59Bob Muyskens?

  Yeah, we all have Uncle Prince.

• 38:00Speaker 04

  That's my uncle. He's king now. He was formerly known as Prince.

• 38:03Bob Muyskens?

  Oh, I see.

• 38:04Speaker 03

  Anyway, that's my idea.

• 38:06Bob Muyskens?

  I like that. And Wade, if you don't find those shares of stock.

• 38:10Speaker 06

  I will never forgive you.

• 38:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, it says their dividend is like four percent. I don't know if it's always been that, but if that was like twenty years ago, that's a lot of money.

• 38:20Bob Muyskens?

  Wade finds his three shares of stock and the people at Ford are like, ah, fuck, shit, I did, we thought he died. God damn it.

• 38:27Speaker 04

  He actually owns the company now. I come back in here, I'm just wearing a tire crown. Boys, it's me, King Ford.

• 38:35Speaker 03

  God, he really understands the company.

• 38:38Bob Muyskens?

  You should be in charge. You're the guy, man. They get, this is what they get for getting, doing away with the tire crown.

• 38:45Speaker 04

  My axle rod scepter, my tire crown.

• 38:48Speaker 03

  Look, I'm still mad at Ford because they're gonna discontinue the W F one fifty Lightning. So you get over there and you give them up four.

• 38:54Speaker 04

  I'll tell them, man. I'm gonna go over and I'm gonna give them the what for. I own that company now.

• 38:59Bob Muyskens?

  Two strong suggestions. We might just end the episode there and I'll just pick those because those both sound very good. Uh, but let's not though. Wade, what else should I do to fill my sad, sad time when my foot doesn't, I mean, it hurts a little. It's sore, you know, and it's like, ah, God, come on, foot. It doesn't hurt that bad, but I'm so sad about it and I'm stuck, stuck in here.

• 39:20Speaker 04

  I don't know how you feel about these, but this is something I personally want to do because I've not watched these in forever. I want to do a Batman movie marathon where I go back and I watch even like the old like.

• 39:31Bob Muyskens?

  Like all the Adam Wests?

• 39:32Speaker 04

  I, I've never watched those. I might go back that far, but at least like, you know, the eighties, nineties, like Batman, Batman Forever, Arnold Schwarzenegger freeze and up through the Nolans and then Pattinson's Batman. I've also never watched the Penguin series, but anyway, I, I used to love Batman as a kid. That was like my favorite superhero. So I got super into it and my dad and I used to watch. So, uh, I kind of just want to go back and re-watch all those to see how they all hold up. Cause I've got memories of like Christopher Walken in one of the Batman movies and I've not seen it since I was a kid. So I'm like, who was he? But I feel like whenever I picture him, I combine him with like, what was it? Marv from Home Alone, like the, when he gets shocked. I feel like they're the same, like those images are blurred in my mind. I'm like, I must see this movie and sort out the memories.

• 40:14Speaker 04

  I want to, I want to do a Batman movie marathon. So maybe, maybe you'd enjoy like a movie marathon of one of your old favorite franchises or Batman or something.

• 40:21Bob Muyskens?

  Oh, it doesn't have, doesn't have to be Batman necessarily.

• 40:23Speaker 04

  Well, that's the one I'm suggesting specifically, but like, I don't know if Batman's for you.

• 40:27Bob Muyskens?

  I mean, I do love, generally love the Dark Knight trilogy and I like Batman. As far as, as for someone who doesn't care that much for superheroes in general, Batman's definitely near the top of the list where I'm like, I'll watch Batman.

• 40:39Speaker 03

  Knitting. You might genuinely enjoy knitting, you boring piece of shit. You look like someone.

• 40:53Speaker 04

  Oh man, way to earn points.

• 40:56Speaker 03

  I had to commit to it. You just look like you need the thrill of two knitting needles and constant movement.

• 41:03Speaker 04

  I wonder how many people that watch this knit and they're just so angry right now threatening you with their needles.

• 41:07Bob Muyskens?

  Dude, a lot. A lot of them are probably crocheting, but a lot.

• 41:13Speaker 03

  There's so many times, I'm sure you guys know at this podcast where you'll start a sentence and you go, you'll be like, it'll be really funny if you say this instead. It's gonna cost you dearly. It's gonna cost you, but ah, anyway, but knitting, knitting, uh, it's, you know, it's a very relaxing and you can do it while watching other things. It's something where you're working with your hands and you do need to pay attention a little bit, but it's more forgiving than say like crocheting or, um, there's a, I think there's a meme between like knitting and sewing or knitting and something else where it's like you could just accidentally whip up an entire sweater. I'm not sure if it is knitting or which one's easier. I'm not sure which one's easier, but.

• 41:50Bob Muyskens?

  Honestly, Mandy has crochet stuff and has crocheted things. So I don't, I, I couldn't, I could maybe order some knitting needles or something, but like, we have like some yarn and shit I could use.

• 42:02Speaker 03

  Oh yeah. Crocheting is one hooked needle. Knitting is two sticks.

• 42:07Bob Muyskens?

  Knit one pearl two, whatever the fuck that means. And crocheting is just crochet, crochet. That's the.

• 42:16Speaker 03

  You have to say it out loud every time. Crochet.

• 42:19Bob Muyskens?

  It's like bingo. It doesn't count if you don't say it out loud.

• 42:22Speaker 04

  You don't do that, Lon. You didn't say crochet.

• 42:24Bob Muyskens?

  Well, you do specifically mean knitting.

• 42:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, knitting. I think knitting could be fun. You could get into it and it's just a repeatable pattern as far as I know. And you can kind of aimlessly do it while watching your movie marathon.

• 42:36Bob Muyskens?

  I could get all this out of the way all at once and not have to do any of this stupid shit you guys are telling me to do.

• 42:41Speaker 03

  And you could day trade at the same time.

• 42:45Bob Muyskens?

  With my one good foot, I'm over here day trading like a madman.

• 42:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly. You just time the trades to when you get to the end of a line is like you buy or sell at the end of it. And so you just leave it up to fate because honestly, random chance would be better.

• 42:58Bob Muyskens?

  Does it ding like a typewriter when you get to the end of the line?

• 43:00Speaker 03

  We're gonna be rich. We're gonna make smart needles with a speaker in it that know when it's at the end of the line.

• 43:07Speaker 04

  It just brings back all the classic like nineties noises like, you've got mail.

• 43:10Bob Muyskens?

  Why?

• 43:12Speaker 03

  Why that one?

• 43:13Speaker 04

  Yeah. You can customize your needles to give you whatever noises you want.

• 43:16Speaker 03

  You're so right. You started that so confidently like it would be related at the

• 43:23Speaker 03

  oh, yeah. I relate to what I said, don't you?

• 43:25Bob Muyskens?

  You know how we sell $700,000 in product in the first six months? AI powered knitting needles.

• 43:32Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 43:33Bob Muyskens?

  Uses AI to tell when it's time for you to move to the next row. Boom. Everybody loves AI. Everybody wants it in everything.

• 43:42Speaker 04

  If AI was real and we didn't have some really shitty versions of VI, you know, AI is not real.

• 43:47Bob Muyskens?

  It's real in the way that language works.

• 43:49Speaker 04

  Well, we call it AI, but like in the technical historical definition of artificial intelligence, we've not really reached that yet. We have just really shitty virtual intelligence.

• 43:57Speaker 03

  I, I agree with him. I really, I like the Mass Effect definition of like virtual intelligence better than what it currently is. I like that a lot.

• 44:06Bob Muyskens?

  Well, do you have any more ideas that you want to throw out?

• 44:09Speaker 04

  So another thing from my childhood, I used to love doing jigsaw puzzles, but not only are there normal jigsaw puzzles, right? The hundred piece, thousand piece, whatever. There was a puzzle I did as a kid. It was like four different puzzles that was like jungle canopy, jungle like floor bottom, like the plains. And then I figured they were like a river or something. And once you built each one of these, you could take off the outside lines and put them together. And it was one big puzzle that made one image. It was just really cool. On top of that, there were like the 3D puzzles. So my grandpa and I built like a house one time where it was just little foam puzzle pieces and you put it together and ultimately it was like this little house and stuff. I got a lot of satisfaction out of doing puzzles as a kid. I'm not done one in a while, but I kind of had the itch to do one. And I guess if I was off of my feet for a while, that'd be another

• 44:53Speaker 04

  thing I'd want to do is some kind of combo of jigsaw puzzles.

• 44:55Bob Muyskens?

  If I get a puzzle and then invite you over and have you do it for me, does that count as me doing it?

• 45:01Speaker 04

  It's like watching a let's play. Like, did you, did you have a gaming experience by watching someone else play the game for you? I mean, I guess so.

• 45:07Bob Muyskens?

  Yes, I've, I've played many games that way.

• 45:10Speaker 04

  Yeah. I mean, I guess it would count.

• 45:12Speaker 03

  Uh, to clarify, there's absolutely no feet at all possible.

• 45:18Bob Muyskens?

  Like I can walk, I can walk short distances. I can, I, it's not like I can't stand up. I can walk around the house and I can go, as long as I'm not wandering around a grocery store, I can walk like.

• 45:29Speaker 03

  This is perfect. No, no, this is perfect. Okay. All right. So you couch, you go to your cupboard, you grab a, a box of Kleenex, right? And you bring it over. You go to your, wherever your laptop is, you grab that. You go to your bathroom or whatever, grab a bottle of lotion. Okay. You're gonna need all these. You put one on the other one side, one on the other. Open up your laptop, type in B O O B I E S, hit enter, just start clicking. It's the most fun you can have with your hands and not your feet.

• 45:57Speaker 04

  I don't want to see this redeem happen, but like, I guess that's true.

• 46:01Speaker 03

  Put it on the bounty board.

• 46:04Bob Muyskens?

  It's on there. It's on the list for consideration.

• 46:06Speaker 03

  I forgot these are going on the bounty board.

• 46:12Speaker 04

  Oh, here's a video of me looking at porn, guys.

• 46:14Speaker 03

  Hey, that'll be a hell of a bounty if we, we very desperate need points to win, like nail biter end of the season. That's a bounty to pull.

• 46:24Speaker 04

  I never thought we would top the piss yourself for win, but here we are.

• 46:28Speaker 03

  Listen, if this podcast ever gets that high stakes, it will be there. Exactly as described. I didn't, I didn't say, I didn't say anything else. I just said.

• 46:36Bob Muyskens?

  You were just saying to watch porn and have those things within reach.

• 46:41Speaker 04

  Some laptops are real dry. So you gotta keep your hands moisturized to use your mouse and keyboard. I get you.

• 46:45Speaker 03

  Absolutely. I've been, you know, my, it's.

• 46:48Speaker 04

  Been real dry around here too. And you ever just see B O O B I E S that just bring a tear to your eyes? You need a Kleenex to like dab the tears? Like.

• 46:56Bob Muyskens?

  That's the only word I ever spelled on calculators. So I'm assuming I'll come across some interesting, uh, you know, like retro collectible calculators potentially as well, which.

• 47:05Speaker 03

  I have another idea too. Is it Wade's turn or should I just go straight up?

• 47:09Bob Muyskens?

  There aren't any turns. Go, Mark.

• 47:10Speaker 03

  Okay. All right. So you go on eBay, you get yourself a classic TI 83 plus silver edition. You go to wherever the hell there's the drug trader game. You go to get the Dragon Ball Z RPG game. Get those installed on TI 83. Y'all have the best time of your life. Games on TI 83 just hit different somehow. They, they, they weren't the most graphically intense, but they were the most satisfying to play.

• 47:36Speaker 04

  They're playing games in math class on the TI 83 plus. It was like Snake and I forget one other game. Those, it was like, if you were in class, it was like the most fun thing you could ever do. And looking at myself like those games fucking suck. But man, instead of doing work, those games were at the study hall. Oh God, yeah. Played video game.

• 47:53Speaker 03

  And then you got the cable you could share with someone. Like, dude, I got that mafia game.

• 47:58Bob Muyskens?

  You gotta find the person who has the cable so you could share the files across because you gotta, you gotta make sure you have all the coolest shit.

• 48:06Speaker 03

  Man, you, you, do you imagine, do you think you guys, if, if I told you, I'm gonna pay you like $10,000 if by tomorrow you can have a programmed version of those games without using any kind of AI or anything like that. Do you think you could do it? Like you could, you could learn the programming and search up the commands to create like the mafia drug trader game or something like that?

• 48:26Speaker 04

  Well, probably because like, if there's things like RPG maker and stuff out there, there's gotta be something, some template you could use.

• 48:33Speaker 03

  But on the TI 83, like I don't even know what language it's programmed in. What is it?

• 48:37Speaker 04

  No, my brain would not work that way.

• 48:39Bob Muyskens?

  I would try, but I think realistically I could not make that happen. No.

• 48:44Speaker 04

  Even go back and remember how to turn one of those things on would be an achievement for me today, much less.

• 48:48Bob Muyskens?

  There's a big button labeled on.

• 48:51Speaker 04

  That's a start. You didn't have one of the pool cord TI.

• 48:57Bob Muyskens?

  Teacher, wait. So I had one of the hand crank ones, like the weather radios. See their class is like, ee, ee, ee, ee, plus, ee, ee, ee, god, fuck.

• 49:07Speaker 04

  You don't get tasked. Everyone like just cranking it every.

• 49:11Bob Muyskens?

  You can't stop because if you stop, everything falls out of memory. If you want to see what you're working on, you gotta, you gotta crank endlessly. I was always jealous of the kids who had the chest harness where you only needed one hand to crank and you could use your other hand for stuff.

• 49:24Speaker 03

  This is like one of those one man band where the harmonica is, but they got.

• 49:27Bob Muyskens?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:28Speaker 03

  Ding, con crank. They got a little monkey actually cranked their TI 83.

• 49:32Bob Muyskens?

  To hit enter on the calculator, you're like, take, take, take, kick your leg, goosh, enter.

• 49:37Speaker 03

  Ah, but you can't use your leg.

• 49:39Bob Muyskens?

  I can use my feet. I could use my leg.

• 49:41Speaker 03

  All right. That's another idea. One man band. Get a big drum on your back, get cymbals, get a harmonica, get whatever the hell he had. He had the one guy.

• 49:51Bob Muyskens?

  That one man, what did he have in his band?

• 49:53Speaker 04

  Go back, re-listen to old albums, like CDs from the 90s, 2000s, like actually pop out the old CD player.

• 50:00Bob Muyskens?

  I thought you were just gonna let Mark rack up the points with.

• 50:03Speaker 04

  No, he was starting to. I'm like, no, I can't let this happen. Old gaming consoles, go play like Nintendo, try to beat like Super Mario again.

• 50:09Bob Muyskens?

  I do have an N64 right there.

• 50:12Speaker 04

  I was thinking even older, I was thinking like Sega Genesis or Super Nintendo, but.

• 50:15Speaker 03

  Okay, if, if, uh, if you know those automatic bread makers?

• 50:18Bob Muyskens?

  I have one of those, I think.

• 50:20Speaker 03

  How long do you think it would take you to make one, like the loaf to prepare to put in there?

• 50:24Bob Muyskens?

  Uh, it's pretty easy. Actually, you pretty much just dump the shit in. It doesn't take very long at all.

• 50:28Speaker 03

  Like 10 minutes, right?

• 50:29Bob Muyskens?

  Like, yeah, like less than 10 minutes, easy.

• 50:31Speaker 03

  All right, cool. By 12, you start one, put it in, start the other, put it in, start the other, put it in. By the time you get to the end, the first one's done, put that out, set it aside, make another one, put it in. You have a bread making empire. You start your own business of making bread, artisanal bread.

• 50:47Speaker 04

  Opposite. You get a bunch of people's addresses and you go find random stuff on like different shipping apps like DoorDash or whatever. And you find things that don't really make sense and you ship it to different people. And whenever they give you reactions, you laugh. You get to watch the things be delivered. So you know when the reaction's coming from whatever you're sending them.

• 51:03Bob Muyskens?

  What'd you call that prank prank deliveries?

• 51:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, prank deliveries.

• 51:07Speaker 03

  Even better, you become a DoorDash middleman. You find people that want to make a DoorDash order. They order with you instead. You then order through DoorDash for them to their house. You make a cut and you're, you're just crushing business. You could scale this up to thousands.

• 51:23Bob Muyskens?

  No, I like that because I think there are people, specific people from, from, maybe from older generations who are like, I wish I could just call someone on the phone, you know? I could be the DoorDash phone service where they could just call me. They'll talk to me, real person. And then, yeah.

• 51:38Speaker 04

  You become a DoorDash bottom man where you find things you want on DoorDash and have them delivered to you.

• 51:43Bob Muyskens?

  Well, I already do that. That's not really a new hobby.

• 51:46Speaker 04

  Well, it could be if you go hand and buy things you haven't bought before.

• 51:49Bob Muyskens?

  Hey, look, I've bought some silly stuff on DoorDash. Okay. Not, not crazy, but I did buy a hedge trimmer on DoorDash one time.

• 51:56Speaker 04

  I bought an umbrella for a wedding on DoorDash once for the bride.

• 52:00Speaker 03

  Doomsday device. You do a lot of research into, uh, nuclear bombs and you figure out a way to get fissile material to your house. Start assembling it into an implosion device. Uh, and then you have a nuke. The journey is the, uh, the reward. Nah, it's not about the end goal.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  You get the most luxurious flotation device. What's what I'm looking for like float? And you spend your days floating around a pool, just like sipping on drinks, browsing your phone on like the most just elaborate comfy float you can find.

• 52:35Bob Muyskens?

  I like that. There's an aspect of danger to that because I can't get my leg wet because it's fully wrapped up to my knee and stuff. I'm not supposed to get wet. So it'd have to be, I have to just actually get a boat.

• 52:45Speaker 04

  I love boat.

• 52:46Bob Muyskens?

  If I get a boat, you come over, you hang out in the boat with me in the pool?

• 52:49Speaker 04

  Even crazier, we opened some really expensive Pokemon cards while floating on the water where the cards nor you can get wet.

• 52:56Bob Muyskens?

  We could call it drippy rips.

• 52:59Speaker 03

  I don't like that name, but I love the idea.

• 53:01Bob Muyskens?

  Just call me Captain Drippy Rip.

• 53:03Speaker 03

  I got it. You impersonate Reddit comment bots. You start commenting on random subreddits in the same cadence that the bot replies do also say in, but in your official account. So you start really confusing people. Everyone thinks you're a bot, but you know, in your heart of hearts that you're a human and therefore you get enjoyment out of it because you're tricking everybody. It's the ultimate ruse.

• 53:29Bob Muyskens?

  Could really freak some people out too. Cause I think I'm a bot and I can just respond and be like.

• 53:34Speaker 04

  Get a camera and like a little microphone you can strap to your shirt and start filming yourself, pretending to be like a news anchor and you just make up whatever news stories you want. But you post them to a new news, a new YouTube channel and you post them as if they are completely real. And see how many people think that you're a legit news organization and start buying into whatever stories you make up.

• 53:53Bob Muyskens?

  Probably a lot.

• 53:54Speaker 03

  World's first internal live stream. You swallow a camera that is live stream capable. You have a feeding tube placed in, use that not for feeding, but for having the power wire to go through. And then it's a, never mind, this is going to be some fetish bullshit.

• 54:12Speaker 04

  We'll call it the go no.

• 54:13Bob Muyskens?

  I retract my statement entirely. Uh, it's written down. You can't retract it now.

• 54:18Speaker 04

  And that guy's got his tissues and his lube. What's he?

• 54:25Bob Muyskens?

  I'll call it Magic School Bus Live. Be like nostalgia. The sound to the sound is just my guts gurgling and the faint muffled me just singing the song like.

• 54:42Bob Muyskens?

  And Lizzie's there. It's great.

• 54:44Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, Lizzie. Yeah.

• 54:45Bob Muyskens?

  I think that's enough.

• 54:47Speaker 04

  Which option are you gonna pick?

• 54:49Bob Muyskens?

  Yeah, I think I have things to pick from and I have to do these things and they'll probably be great. Probably.

• 54:56Speaker 04

  Question before we start doing points, do we do bounties now? Do we do bounties after you tabulate points? I actually did one for once.

• 55:02Bob Muyskens?

  You did a bounty? What the?

• 55:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, I remember when we turned him in.

• 55:05Bob Muyskens?

  I was about to jump to points, so now is fine.

• 55:09Speaker 04

  On the official bounty board, number eight, change shirts mid-episode without anyone noticing. I started off with this and now I'm here.

• 55:19Speaker 03

  That's very impressive. I didn't notice at all.

• 55:23Speaker 04

  I did that. I was like, I literally was like this. I was like, what is the laziest possible bounty I could pick? And I was like, change shirts.

• 55:32Bob Muyskens?

  I wasn't even thinking to defend from a you bounty because I assumed you would never do one.

• 55:38Speaker 04

  I had to, you guys both have done one. I was like, I gotta get at least one on the board. So I'm at least say I've done it.

• 55:44Speaker 03

  That's good. That's good.

• 55:45Speaker 04

  I did it, guys.

• 55:46Bob Muyskens?

  That's completely illegit.

• 55:48Speaker 04

  I don't know if it's worth anything other than like a point, but like I did it.

• 55:51Bob Muyskens?

  I ask this every time it comes up. Is it one point or two? It's one point.

• 55:55Speaker 04

  I think it's host discretion. It's like one to three or two to three or whatever. One point for changing a shirt is adequate for me.

• 56:01Speaker 03

  I think we were supposed to separate out the difficult ones and rank them as like, it should be like based on difficulty. But I feel like he did well because it's a completely different colored shirt and we really should have noticed.

• 56:11Speaker 04

  I tried to make it where it like, it wasn't like, oh, okay. You went from like dark red to, I was like, okay, let me, let me do something that would actually.

• 56:17Bob Muyskens?

  So did you have that Pokemon card already or was that just part of the ruse?

• 56:21Speaker 04

  Oh, that was part of the ruse, baby.

• 56:23Bob Muyskens?

  So you didn't just get that though. So that's some of my excitement about.

• 56:27Speaker 04

  Well, I did just get it, but not today. But it's really cool, isn't it?

• 56:30Bob Muyskens?

  Uh, it does look cool.

• 56:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:32Bob Muyskens?

  I can't believe they got Van Gogh to make a Pokemon card.

• 56:35Speaker 04

  It's the only thing he ever did in his life, right? What else was he known for other than Pokemon?

• 56:39Bob Muyskens?

  Dying, I guess.

• 56:40Speaker 04

  I showed this to Molly and her response was, why does it have two ears?

• 56:44Bob Muyskens?

  It's not him as Pikachu. Geez.

• 56:48Speaker 04

  Anyway, that's it. That's my, that's my bounty. I know it's a crazy, amazing one, but I did it.

• 56:52Bob Muyskens?

  Well, Wade, Wade gets an extra bounty point.

• 56:55Speaker 04

  Yeah. I gotta tell you, my thought, you guys were talking about like Mark was talking about lenses and stuff. I was like, okay, this is something he's really passionate about. He'll be really focused. I'm gonna leave. They're not gonna give an absolute fuck. I'll come back. I'll have something to distract them with and they'll have no idea.

• 57:07Speaker 03

  It's true.

• 57:08Bob Muyskens?

  I'm shocked. I, I assumed Wade would just never engage with that at all.

• 57:12Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 57:12Bob Muyskens?

  The only one you're ever gonna do, I'm pretty sure, but you've officially done as many as both Mark and myself. You've only done one, right, Mark?

• 57:20Speaker 04

  Two, I think.

• 57:21Bob Muyskens?

  Oh, well, it wasn't me. I've definitely only done one.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got, I got the picture of Chica in a shirt and then I did play the games during.

• 57:28Speaker 04

  That's right. You did the, yeah, the games in the background.

• 57:31Bob Muyskens?

  Sorry, I just realized I'm insane and I skipped a bunch of pages in my score notebook for no reason whatsoever. I mean, three, four pages, but still. Anyway, points in no particular order. Wade, you earned points for injuring yourself while playing in MMO, becoming fully addicted to Pokemon, uh, injuring yourself during physical therapy to heal your other injury. Cow version of oats reference. You got the segue points for Pokemon. Oh, you also got a point for being alive during the dust bowl. And then your recommendations were Pokemon fan games, Batman or other movie marathon, puzzles, re-listen to old albums, play old video games, which I feel like is kind of the same as the Pokemon one, but I guess those are fan, those are new fan games and not.

• 58:12Speaker 04

  Those are new.

• 58:13Bob Muyskens?

  Whatever. Uh, prank delivery service. Just order myself stuff on DoorDash. Drippy rips, fake news. Leaving you with a total of 15 plus one bounty point. Yeah. You got the bounty for changing your shirt, giving you 16. Mark, you earned points for your gamer hands, your tube meat, medical treatment, GoPro being dead to you, but only kind of dead. Grinding fnaf like a true gamer, being receptive to my esports knowledge and coaching. Uh, you recommended that I do day trading or knitting. Uh, you insulted me, uh, which did lose you a point for calling me a boring piece of shit.

• 58:51Speaker 04

  Worth it.

• 58:51Bob Muyskens?

  You said that I should try gooning, uh, TI eighty-three plus. You said I should be a one man band. You said I should make bread, kind of. You said I should make a DoorDash middleman business, uh, doomsday device, internal livestream, and become a Reddit bot. You got fifteen points, minus one for boring piece of shit, leaving you a total of fourteen points to Wade's sixteen points.

• 59:18Speaker 04

  Man, if you hadn't insulted him, that bounty would have really just given me a little edge.

• 59:22Speaker 03

  It was so worth it, though. I really, I really can't overstate like.

• 59:26Bob Muyskens?

  You had to do it. I know exactly how that feels.

• 59:29Speaker 03

  Um, we haven't spun the tie wheel in a while. That's what I'm really aiming for right now.

• 59:33Bob Muyskens?

  Why would you manifest that for me? My foot hurts, Mark. How could you possibly do this to me?

• 59:38Speaker 04

  So if he wins, we're making him, we're gonna do like one on one-legged hops, right?

• 59:41Bob Muyskens?

  The one, it's not a one-man show. It's just run a marathon.

• 59:45Speaker 03

  It could happen. It's a two. It's a two. I had a great callback earlier, remember? Yeah, I had that.

• 59:50Bob Muyskens?

  Wade had the callback earlier, but that's fine.

• 59:52Speaker 03

  No, I had a cool callback to like, it was an old joke, but it checks. No, five, four, three, two, one.

• 59:57Bob Muyskens?

  Oh, that's true.

• 59:59Speaker 03

  It's the oldest callback probably ever on the show.

• 1:00:02Bob Muyskens?

  I think we already have one that's like, was in the hospital or was injured or something.

• 1:00:07Speaker 04

  I think we do, yeah.

• 1:00:08Bob Muyskens?

  I most recently adopted hobby. So whoever has most recently, uh, begun a hobby, like I would say right now, Pokemon for me is probably the most recent thing that we're sort of talking. I mean, you got me into it, Wade, but I'm newer than you.

• 1:00:24Speaker 04

  You've done it most recently.

• 1:00:25Bob Muyskens?

  So something like that. Two spins, one hundred and eighteen options on the wheel. What could go wrong? Come on. Not best looking.

• 1:00:36Speaker 04

  I'm a little ratty, if I'm gonna be honest. I kinda need to shave.

• 1:00:39Bob Muyskens?

  It's definitely Mark today. Sorry.

• 1:00:41Speaker 03

  All right, cool. Good.

• 1:00:42Bob Muyskens?

  He has a, he has a certain glow about him.

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  I've been swimming in the pool a lot with the GoPro, so I've been getting a nice bit of sun. I've not been able to be active for a few months and I need to shave. I don't know, you know?

• 1:00:53Speaker 04

  I wouldn't have accepted even if I do deserve it.

• 1:00:55Bob Muyskens?

  Look, you might deserve it, but that doesn't mean that you actually get it. All right.

• 1:00:58Speaker 03

  One more point. Come on.

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• 1:01:31Bob Muyskens?

  Come on.

• 1:01:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, I agree. Come on. Come on. I'm so close to winning.

• 1:01:37Bob Muyskens?

  Kiss judge's ass the most.

• 1:01:40Speaker 03

  Ah, come on, man.

• 1:01:42Bob Muyskens?

  Mark didn't have a documented lost point.

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  Man. Come on. Yeah.

• 1:01:51Speaker 04

  Come on. I like how we were one away from the host wins, too.

• 1:01:55Speaker 03

  I knew it was gonna cost me. God damn.

• 1:02:01Bob Muyskens?

  Well, and Mark just handed it away. Couldn't just let the opportunity to hurl out some out-of-pocket insults.

• 1:02:08Speaker 03

  I now have the knitting community hating me.

• 1:02:10Bob Muyskens?

  I have been guilty of so many times, and I totally get it. But that does mean that officially, because he did a bounty shocking the entire universe, Wade is the winner. Mark, please give us a loser's speech.

• 1:02:25Speaker 03

  This loser's speech is brought to you by GoPro.

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  Code distractible. Sure, distractible. Yeah, you can get your GoPro ten percent off with distractible. D I S T R A C T I B L E. Uh, I feel like this was not fate. This was my own actions. I've never been more certain in a, in a deterministic universe. No, wait, the opposite. In a, uh, undeterministic universe where we make our own choices and our destiny is made by our own actions and everything is an echo from, uh, our thoughts to our physical form and extending out in ripples of waves of energy to everyone else that's around us. Um, I feel one with the universe. I am so connected and I am hated. I know that even though I'm as connected as I've ever been to the universe, it is against me and it does not want me to succeed, but it's all my own fault because I am the universe and we are all.

• 1:03:15Speaker 03

  I, we are all me. We are all, we are all me and it's terrible.

• 1:03:23Bob Muyskens?

  Uh, well, uh, thank you, Mark. Uh, Wade, winner's speech.

• 1:03:27Speaker 04

  This might be the first time I've won, back-to-back's not the right word, because you know, I didn't win my own episode, but like, without giving myself a win back-to-back in a long time. It feels good. It feels good to succeed. I put in a little bit of effort and the universe smiled upon me. Mark put in the opposite today and, you know, was.

• 1:03:45Bob Muyskens?

  Well, look, I think he tried pretty hard. He just tried to do the wrong things.

• 1:03:50Speaker 04

  Uh, he insulted a lot of people and, you know, the universe did not give him as big of a smile as it gave me. You know, it's nice to do good, try even just a little bit. There's just a little bit of effort, just a little effort, and it won't change me and I'll be right back to my old ways soon. But for today, man, it felt nice. And I should put in effort more often. I won't, but man, I should.

• 1:04:10Bob Muyskens?

  And we'll hold you to that. Thank you, Wade. Congratulations on winning. I do the, so the episode is over, but I have one more thing I have to announce, and that's what the actual things are that I'm going to do this week. You've been talking about them for a long time and I've sort of been putting them off because I'm like, ah, I don't know if I'd really like that.

• 1:04:27Speaker 03

  The bread makers.

• 1:04:28Bob Muyskens?

  Maybe. Uh, Wade, I'm going to do the Pokemon fan games. I'm gonna try out Emerald Rogue and Poké Rogue and, and just like dip my toes a little bit and maybe I'll get, maybe I'll have a fresh addiction.

• 1:04:42Speaker 04

  Those two are very different than normal Pokemon. I would say Unbound or Rejuvenation's more like Pokemon games. But if you want completely random and different, those are, those are two are.

• 1:04:50Bob Muyskens?

  That's the thing I'm kinda interested in. I do, I do like, like Rogue Lights and stuff, so I'm curious. I'm curious about how that will work. And then Mark suggested a bunch of stuff.

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  Oh, good stuff. What are we hoping for? Gooning?

• 1:05:02Bob Muyskens?

  So it's only one week. It's only one week. Can I take make bread and just leave it at that? Or does it have to be the empire of bread? Because if I like it, it could lead to that. But I feel like me successfully making maybe, maybe like a couple loaves of bread. Maybe I'll try some stuff would be pretty, pretty good for one week's time to give it a try. And if I like it, I'll build the evil empire.

• 1:05:30Speaker 04

  What would your business be called? If you go into the bread business, it would be like, Big Bob's Bread Baking Bonanza.

• 1:05:38Bob Muyskens?

  Bob's Bangin' Bread. And our branding will look exactly like Dave's Killer Bread, but it'll be legally distinct.

• 1:05:44Speaker 03

  Blowin' Bread Bubbles LLC.

• 1:05:47Speaker 04

  It's just like a bread. They're all hollow bread shells.

• 1:05:51Bob Muyskens?

  I mean, bread is just bubbles. So like, I see, I see the angle. I understand. Anyway, so this week I will film myself playing Pokemon fan games, possibly get some more input from you, Wade, if I try a couple and I'm interested in other stuff. And baking, I'm gonna say at least two different kinds of bread.

• 1:06:10Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 1:06:11Bob Muyskens?

  I don't have a sourdough starter and I don't know how difficult it is to just get one of those. But like, I can definitely find a couple different varieties of bread to try. And I will also film that on my, where the fuck did it go? On my GoPro. Mission One Pro.

• 1:06:28Speaker 03

  Wow. Code distractible.

• 1:06:30Bob Muyskens?

  Code distractible. D I S T R A C T. Wow, it has been a while. Anyway, that's the end of the episode. Uh, check out our merch store, distractible.shop. Uh, check out our social media and channels and whatnot. LordMinion777 or minion777, Mark or my skirm. We're out there on the internet. Make sure you follow the show so that you get notifications, because in case you forget, then it'll tell you that you're supposed to watch and or listen to us every time an episode comes out. And, uh, Wade will host the next one. Chocker to us all, I know, but he won, so he gets to do it, regardless of what that means for the rest of us. Thank you for watching. Thank you even more for listening. Nah, I hate listeners. I messed it all up. That's the end of the episode. See you on the next one. Podcast out.

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