We Are Garbage w/ AYG

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:02Speaker 00

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• 0:24Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:26Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:28Speaker 01

  White dude and Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:33Speaker 02

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:35Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:36Bobby Lee?

  We have Kevin and H. Foley from Are You Garbage? Give them a round of applause, everybody.

• 0:40Speaker 04

  Hey!

• 0:40Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 0:41Speaker 04

  Bad frenzers.

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  What's up? You've both have come up cleaner.

• 0:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, thank you.

• 0:47Bobby Lee?

  Cleaner clothing.

• 0:48Andrew Santino?

  The garbage men are here.

• 0:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you guys have risen.

• 0:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, thank you.

• 0:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 0:53Andrew Santino?

  Before the fall, you know what I mean? No, no, there was no fall.

• 0:56Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you're acting like Harrison Ford lately.

• 0:58Andrew Santino?

  Me?

• 0:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you. Why you say that? Slicking your hair. I don't know what you're doing, Doug. You know what I mean?

• 1:02Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? He looks good.

• 1:03Bobby Lee?

  He's slicking his hair all the time.

• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  Why are you jealous? He looks good. His hair looks fantastic.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08Andrew Santino?

  He looks smart.

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  You all can't dress like a fashion designer.

• 1:11Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:12Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:13Andrew Santino?

  Knives are out.

• 1:14Bobby Lee?

  Knives are out. What do you mean by that, chachi?

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  Boom, got it.

• 1:18Bobby Lee?

  Happy days?

• 1:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, lit him off, dude.

• 1:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I only do 70s references. Okay, Dino Mike!

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  This is one of the worst roast battles I've ever seen.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, you know, because you look handsome.

• 1:32Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. He looks great.

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. What a friend.

• 1:35Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:35Bobby Lee?

  That's what friends do.

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you support him.

• 1:38Andrew Santino?

  You also look great.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  You look fantastic. That's what, I wasn't even searching.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  I know, but you're my friend.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  What are you looking at?

• 1:44Speaker 04

  Does Andrew not give you compliments like that and talk you up?

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  See, listen, we're here to fix you two. I don't want to give him a... That's what we're gonna do.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  Because we've been through it.

• 1:50Speaker 04

  Him and I are in a bad place.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're in a very bad place.

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 1:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, because the audience doesn't know, but we're here for a bad friend's intervention.

• 1:58Andrew Santino?

  Bam bam bam!

• 2:00Speaker 04

  Now, let's talk it out. What is your love language to Andrew? What do you do?

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  What does he do for me?

• 2:07Speaker 04

  Yes, what do you do for him?

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, he doesn't like physical touch. Because that always leads to violence.

• 2:11Speaker 04

  Kevin also doesn't like physical touch.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  I think I...

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but even if like a tap on the back could turn into an arm bar.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  See, you're lucky I don't do that.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  I just say, please don't.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  You can't do it.

• 2:22Speaker 04

  I have a sister. Be careful.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  You're weak.

• 2:25Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, okay. Personal attack?

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  All right, you bug-eyed fool.

• 2:29Speaker 04

  Whoa, I'm sorry.

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  Let's not talk about people's eye struck. I don't know, I mean, just be careful of it.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  Dude, for Asians, I'm bug-eyed.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  No, for Asians.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  For some Asians.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  You have white eyes sometime.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:40Andrew Santino?

  Two white eyes. There it is.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 2:41Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, they're coming.

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  Man, my accountant is fantastic.

• 2:46Andrew Santino?

  That's what we love. We love accountants.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  You know, white people, that's our thing.

• 2:49Speaker 06

  Oh, wait, that was a white guy?

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:50Speaker 04

  Yeah. So funny. I thought I was expecting your eyes to come out with those glasses when you took them off.

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  I just want to tell the audience.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  What, like?

• 2:57Speaker 04

  Like a Muppet.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like a Muppet, yeah.

• 2:59Andrew Santino?

  We have two stars, two stars in our presence now from the hit show Tires on Netflix. We have Bobby Lee and H. Foley.

• 3:08Speaker 06

  Two of the best.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Taka taka, baby.

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  These guys stole scenes on that show in a way where no one else could have done those roles. Could have any, could anyone have stuffed in?

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it? Be honest.

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  No, I did not watch it.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Then why are you talking?

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm not interested in watching.

• 3:21Speaker 04

  I stole a lot of sandwiches from craft services.

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That hot dog, great, the hot dog. Remember that hot dog, that one, that cold hot dog?

• 3:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  That was the best hot dog I ever...

• 3:29Andrew Santino?

  Wait, Kraft was good on the show.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the best.

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  Top notch.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They had these cold hot dogs. There's something about a cold, gray hot dog.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  And you haven't eaten all day, it's cold outside, and they hand you this.

• 3:42Speaker 04

  I've never done that, but I understand what you're talking about.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  He hasn't not eaten all day.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  You crazy? Okay, okay, but they hand you... Can I finish?

• 3:49Speaker 04

  Please.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry about the bug-eyed thing, man.

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm thinking about walking, if I'm being honest with you.

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna have my agents come in here, CIA's gonna have his plates upside down.

• 3:59Speaker 04

  He knows he's got bug eyes, dark circles under his eyes, and a big forehead.

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  A lot of shots going on.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but we have connections to hair, if you want it.

• 4:08Andrew Santino?

  What's that?

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at his new hair.

• 4:10Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  Is that new hair? It looks old as shit, if I'm being honest.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  What's that, Kentucky bluegrass? Where'd you go?

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  Shit got lost in the fescue, hey? Where's my golfers at?

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  We got him some hair. We, uh, we were able to get him some hair, that's where he... Whoa.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Whoa. See, that's what he, where he was at.

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  It's before and after.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  That's before and after.

• 4:30Andrew Santino?

  I kinda like it before, if I'm being honest with you. I don't know, I don't know how much money you spent, but I liked the before.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  It was free.

• 4:36Speaker 04

  I didn't know you used to be Christopher Lloyd. Holy shit. Run, Marty!

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you look like a fly. Like a hairless fly. You know how they see hairless bears?

• 4:48Speaker 04

  It looks great, man. You look awesome.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  That's a hairless fly, dude.

• 4:50Speaker 04

  Did you go to Turkey?

• 4:52Speaker 06

  No, Beverly Hills.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  The Turkey of LA.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  The Turkey of LA.

• 4:58Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:59Speaker 04

  What is Turkey? Has anybody been to Turkey? I don't know, is it Istanbul?

• 5:03Andrew Santino?

  Istanbul. I still go by Constantinople. I'm old school. Yeah.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  This guy's a historian.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm a Mesopotamian.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  You know about Zoroastrianism?

• 5:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  What, tell me about it?

• 5:15Speaker 04

  Um, I like it fried.

• 5:19Speaker 04

  Just a little bit of tomato.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  I like two pickles, bun, right? But I like the, um, Zoroastrianism very bad.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  What is it? Is that like astrology?

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  It's one of the oldest organized monotheistic religions originating in ancient Persia, modern-day Iran.

• 5:34Speaker 06

  I'm out.

• 5:34Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, that's like Ghostbusters 2. Fuck that, I'm a Catholic.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. I'm Zoroastrianism.

• 5:40Speaker 04

  Really?

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:41Andrew Santino?

  What is it, what does it do? Well, what are you, what is, what are you about it? What does that look like?

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, there was, all I know about Zoroastrianism, all I know about...

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  Chicks dig it.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you, is there is a comedy club owner.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  And I show up and I go into my hotel room, and he walks me to my hotel room.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  The owner?

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  Ah, that's...

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen that before. Have you ever seen that before?

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, he owns the hotel as well.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he probably did.

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  Him just checking the room.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  And there's a woman in my room.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, buddy, I got you a woman. And I go, I don't want...

• 6:11Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Also, she wasn't even, I wasn't even attracted to this woman.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  I like how, I like how that's the weird thing. Not that there's a stranger in my room. I'm not even attracted to that woman.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you had a sex trap in your room.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But the whole weekend, he was like, I'm Zoroastrianism. And he, he telling me about the beliefs of, I don't know much about.

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, tell it to the cops, pal. Yeah. Was this guy Iranian?

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  He looked brown.

• 6:37Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 6:38Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 6:40Speaker 06

  The answer's yes, probably.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so he was.

• 6:42Andrew Santino?

  Describing it to the police? What did he look like? He looked like he was a Zorio, Zoroastrianism.

• 6:46Speaker 04

  You guys know what I'm talking about?

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  You guys know the Lord of Wisdom, right? You guys know that. Zoroastrianism, yeah. The Lord of Wisdom, and life involves a constant moral choice between Asha, truth, order, and righteousness, or Druj.

• 6:56Speaker 06

  Random ladies in a hotel room.

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  falsehood and chaos.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  So it's a constant moral choice, so he loves chaos.

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  I am pure Asha. You know that, right?

• 7:04Andrew Santino?

  What's? Truth, order, and righteousness.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Right, am I, you, I'm Asha 100%.

• 7:09Andrew Santino?

  You got a lot of Druj in you, pal.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  A lot of falsehood and chaos.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm Asha for sure. Truth, order for, for real.

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  And righteousness.

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  Obviously.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  Righteousness is my thing.

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  I know, I always think that about you.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you think?

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  I think you're Mr. Druj. I should call you Druj from now on.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I'm falsehood and chaos.

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Maybe can I...

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  Look at everyone in the booth nod simultaneously. It's almost, I mean, it was that...

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Can I have Asha Druj?

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  It's also, it's the prime directive is good thoughts, good words, good deeds. Your show's called Bad Friends.

• 7:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's...

• 7:40Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck. I don't have it then. I don't have the core beliefs.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  What ended up happening in this story with this woman in your room?

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  I was just, I was just to give you an example of the one example.

• 7:53Speaker 04

  Did you have sex with her, Bobby?

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 7:55Speaker 04

  You said, please leave?

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God.

• 7:58Speaker 06

  Why?

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 7:58Andrew Santino?

  I swear to Zoroastrianism. I swear to God.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Amor Mazda.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  Swear to...

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  I swear to Amor Mazda, the Lord of Wisdom.

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  Down below, who's the prophet right there, the founder?

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Who's the...

• 8:08Andrew Santino?

  Prophet, uh, Zarathustra.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  You gotta swear to they.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  Zarathustra.

• 8:16Speaker 04

  Let's move on. He was for 500 years?

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 8:20Speaker 04

  I never, the numbers go backwards back then.

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  What, explain it to me what you're trying to say.

• 8:25Speaker 04

  They should have just started at zero and went up. Doesn't matter when, who was what.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it doesn't sound like a good Catholic to me, pal.

• 8:32Speaker 04

  Well, they changed it from fucking BC to BCE. It was before Christ and after death, is what I thought it meant.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  But the real danger is this, guys.

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  What? What is it?

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  The butt sniffer is back.

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  Who's that?

• 8:43Speaker 04

  Who?

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  Is that a dog or something?

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  He's back.

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  The butt sniffer.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  Oh, I know the guy you're talking about.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  This man.

• 8:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:50Speaker 04

  No kidding.

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  Kalis Crowder, 39-year-old registered sex offender dubbed the Butt Sniffer, arrested in Glendale in suspicion of violating his parole after allegedly targeting shoppers and local businesses.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  And this is what he does?

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  Sniffing away.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  So he'll be like...

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  Sniffing away downtown.

• 9:08Andrew Santino?

  He just made a good joke.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm sorry, I didn't hear it.

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, then sit the fuck back down. Oh, let's see, let, show us the butt sniffing technique.

• 9:16Speaker 06

  No, I want to see it, Bobby.

• 9:17Speaker 04

  And pull your pants up, goddamn.

• 9:19Speaker 06

  Shit.

• 9:19Speaker 04

  What's wrong with these kids today, anyway?

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  That's your boy.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Pretending to get something on a bottom shelf because he sees a woman.

• 9:24Andrew Santino?

  And he'll sniff a butt.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Sniff a butt.

• 9:27Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  And do they get, are they catching him in the act, or is it like...

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're catching him on video.

• 9:33Speaker 04

  Video of it right there.

• 9:34Andrew Santino?

  I know, but I'm saying, okay.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Look at him. Sorry. Look at that face, dude. It's the bad friend's vibe.

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  I know. Now, what aisle is that in? That's what I really want.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  Where is he sniffing? Is that in?

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Self-help?

• 9:43Speaker 04

  No.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, self-help. That's a good one.

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  Alleged serial backside sniffer admits to violating parole will serve four months in county jail. A heat wave coming through Los Angeles tomorrow morning. I mean, unbelievable, on KTLA.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  You know, there is no room in our society for butt sniffing, however.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Funny.

• 10:03Speaker 06

  I'm not, yeah, I don't know.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know about it.

• 10:06Speaker 06

  What about arm, arm sniffer?

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what about arm sniffing?

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is that what you're into?

• 10:10Andrew Santino?

  That's what he is.

• 10:11Speaker 06

  Armpit.

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's an armpit.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Really? You like armpit sniffing? I'm a vajg guy?

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  These guys look like your neighbors that are like looking through the window.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  I've always been that.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  They are, yeah.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna order a blizzard from one of you guys.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  I've been vag all day.

• 10:25Speaker 04

  You've been vag all day?

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I like to smell vag all day.

• 10:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm with you on that.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, not strangers.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, not strangers, like my girlfriend.

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  We found, uh, we found.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you didn't know that?

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  I didn't know, yeah. That's since the last time I talked.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Yeah, I have one now.

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  That's awesome. Congratulations, man.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, bud.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:41Speaker 04

  Congratulations, buddy. Wish all the happiness in the world.

• 10:45Speaker 06

  Bobby's the only guy I can compliment or like wish well and I go, wait, am I now fighting?

• 10:51Andrew Santino?

  No, he doesn't know.

• 10:52Speaker 04

  He doesn't like sincerity.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do.

• 10:54Speaker 04

  You don't. It bugs you out.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's get to the.

• 10:59Speaker 06

  Why are you guys beefing?

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, let's get to the foundation of what's going on right here.

• 11:03Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  All right, I, I need to know.

• 11:05Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What is going on? Okay, do we have strife?

• 11:10Speaker 04

  You and I?

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:11Speaker 04

  Are you?

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  It's pure.

• 11:12Speaker 04

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Our friendship is pure.

• 11:14Speaker 04

  A hundred percent.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  It's based on purity.

• 11:16Speaker 04

  I've never done nothing but talk.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  Every time I see you, dude, you give me a good smile.

• 11:20Speaker 06

  I love you, bud.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  You bug your eyes out.

• 11:21Speaker 06

  That's, that's just for you. My eyes are normal.

• 11:23Speaker 04

  I know, you do it perfectly for me.

• 11:24Speaker 06

  My eyes are normal, I see Bobby, I get so excited, my eyes fall out of my head.

• 11:27Speaker 04

  So I guess right here, we're good.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  We're great.

• 11:30Speaker 04

  I think some of the fucking current that you're giving me here, bud.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  What did I give you?

• 11:34Speaker 04

  You look at me with a sneer.

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  I've been sneering. I've been sneering.

• 11:39Speaker 04

  You know, have you noticed there's always like a little, this is, he sits there like this.

• 11:45Speaker 04

  Well, being the you in our relationship.

• 11:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm a little biased.

• 11:48Speaker 04

  From the outside, I can see some things. You walk, you stormed in when we were recording Whiskey Ginger.

• 11:54Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  And then. Did I get a Japanese voice?

• 11:55Speaker 04

  You get up here.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  Did I know you had a Japanese voice?

• 11:57Speaker 06

  And aren't you Korean?

• 11:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  I know. I was sort of mind boggling.

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  They're allowed to now.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:03Speaker 04

  There's no beef between Korea and Japan, right? It's China and Japan.

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  No, brother, it's all of them.

• 12:07Speaker 04

  China and Japan do not like each other.

• 12:09Speaker 06

  I got beef with all of them.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 12:13Speaker 04

  Except for that crab rangoon, huh?

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  Am I right?

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you, there's beef within all of them, but he, but he does, yeah, he busts in, he does a Japanese accent.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:27Speaker 06

  Is that, does that now, as the you of this situation, does that, how does that, does that ruffle your feathers a little bit?

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  Used to it so much.

• 12:34Speaker 04

  He's a wild card.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's a wild card and you gotta know the wild card's gonna be wild.

• 12:37Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 12:37Speaker 04

  What Bobby has you can't, can't be taught. Pure raw.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to talk about myself today because it's about you.

• 12:44Speaker 04

  Why? What is it, my wedding day?

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, it's about you too and your glorious rise.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh. They, they, well, these, these two young men have a new special that they put out and they did it the best way, by the way. It's called American Garbage. It's out on their YouTube channel right now. It's incredible.

• 12:59Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 12:59Andrew Santino?

  Filmed it at SideSplitters down in Tampa. They get some of the best questions because their fans give them, like you could, they have a bank of great questions to, to describe whether or not you're garbage. Has Bobby been tested about his level of garbage?

• 13:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had you on, right? Yeah, oh, way back in the day.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  Way back in the day, yeah.

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  What was the number? Yes?

• 13:17Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, gotta be much garbage, yeah.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm full of garbage.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  But in a good way.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:21Speaker 06

  The lovable.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  You're, I'm Oscar the Grouch.

• 13:24Speaker 06

  Lot of PFAS.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and straws.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  And that kind of, you know, garbage.

• 13:30Speaker 04

  Very high palate, though. He likes, he likes a.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm sophisticated in many ways.

• 13:33Speaker 04

  Nice dinner.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh dude.

• 13:35Speaker 04

  He likes salvaged denim and fashion.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:39Speaker 04

  Weird glasses. Those expensive, they look expensive. They're so ugly, they look expensive.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  I love, I love being ripped on. Do more, do my face.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, moon.

• 13:52Speaker 04

  Now you're scaring.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like slammed into a wall, that's all flat, you know?

• 13:57Speaker 06

  What?

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Let's go! I love it, I love it, I love it.

• 14:00Speaker 04

  Bobby, take it easy.

• 14:01Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Not too much?

• 14:03Andrew Santino?

  Relax.

• 14:03Speaker 04

  We're friends.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  All right, sorry. I apologize.

• 14:06Speaker 04

  Good friend.

• 14:06Andrew Santino?

  Show these guys the brain scan I sent you.

• 14:09Speaker 04

  Of Bobby?

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is incredible. They found a brain scan of Bobby. Doctors scanned a forty, forty four year old man, found nearly ninety percent of his brain gone. Skull was filled with fluid and yet he had a job, wife, kids and lived completely normal life.

• 14:20Speaker 06

  That's awesome.

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that incredible?

• 14:21Speaker 06

  That's sick.

• 14:21Speaker 04

  I might have that.

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:23Speaker 06

  Well, I wouldn't want to know, just let me, because then you're worried about.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  Seventy five, seventy five IQ and this man held a good job, family, kids.

• 14:30Speaker 06

  Wait, this might be Foley.

• 14:31Speaker 04

  Is he cool? Is he good?

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's fine. He's alive. He's cruising. Just no brain.

• 14:36Speaker 04

  Probably doesn't worry. Doesn't worry about stuff, doesn't think about the past, the, the.

• 14:41Speaker 06

  What's, uh, what's, seventy five, what is that scale for, uh?

• 14:45Andrew Santino?

  IQ?

• 14:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, I know it's low, but I'm saying like, what is the legally downs, like, I don't.

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  You can say it.

• 14:51Speaker 06

  Schmared, what's the line?

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  I think, I think the legal line is around.

• 14:55Speaker 06

  Sixty something, probably sixty eight.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  I think the real question is where'd it go? We should find his brain.

• 15:01Speaker 06

  That's also true.

• 15:02Speaker 04

  Where's his brain?

• 15:02Speaker 06

  The brain's out there somewhere.

• 15:04Speaker 04

  Somewhere, his brain is just chilling.

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  So.

• 15:06Speaker 04

  Maybe at a Cracker Barrel. Having a hash.

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  So this says, uh, fifty to seventy is.

• 15:13Speaker 06

  Mild.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  Intellectual disability. Thirty five to fifty is moderate, severe is twenty, thirty five and anything below twenty is profound. Foley, you are profound.

• 15:22Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  You are a profound, profound man.

• 15:25Speaker 04

  You think, you would think profound would be like super smart. He's profound.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  You have to say that at that level.

• 15:30Speaker 06

  Well, at that level, you, they, you gotta make them think they're like a superhero. They're like, whoa, you're profound. Thank you. Mr. Profound.

• 15:36Speaker 04

  I had my IQ tested in college. It was one fifteen.

• 15:39Andrew Santino?

  God bless. That's really good.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:43Speaker 06

  That's a really good lie, too.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't think mine's high either.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  Hey, one fifteen sounds right.

• 15:47Speaker 04

  You think so?

• 15:48Speaker 06

  No way.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 15:49Speaker 04

  Have you, your IQ tested?

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:51Speaker 04

  What are you?

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  One four five.

• 15:53Speaker 04

  You're a hundred and forty five?

• 15:54Andrew Santino?

  Hundred and forty five.

• 15:55Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not true.

• 15:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  I, I know, I.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  Have you tested?

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I gotta be sub hundred for sure. I gotta be just kissing ninety six or something like that.

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, you know a lot.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  No, not enough. Average IQ in the United States is ninety eight. See, I told you, I'm probably right around ninety six to ninety eight. Just below average, maybe. This is a below average room, I would imagine.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, for sure. Do me now, do me.

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  Uh, I'm, I'm gonna go with profound, my friend.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 16:18Speaker 06

  That's comedy.

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  No chance. No chance.

• 16:22Speaker 04

  Oh my god, I'm profound.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  You know what the, you know what the problem with these tests are?

• 16:27Speaker 04

  Racism?

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  Racism.

• 16:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, Foley.

• 16:30Speaker 06

  Obviously.

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. No, you know, it, it is, it is really fucked up, though. I was never good at standardized testing, so I probably would fail this miserably.

• 16:39Speaker 06

  Is it, what is the question? I don't think, are there, isn't it like more like logic based questions?

• 16:43Andrew Santino?

  It is logic, too.

• 16:43Speaker 06

  Is it multiple choice?

• 16:45Speaker 04

  I never understood what standardized test meant. What does that mean?

• 16:49Speaker 06

  To stand, everybody takes.

• 16:51Andrew Santino?

  Everyone takes.

• 16:51Speaker 06

  This guy.

• 16:52Speaker 04

  Everyone takes it?

• 16:53Speaker 06

  Profound best friend.

• 16:53Speaker 04

  It's not one fifteen, man.

• 16:58Speaker 04

  You're not even American.

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  He is now. He just got, yeah, he is.

• 17:02Speaker 04

  Did you?

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  Here you go. Opaque is trans, is too transparent as labyrinth is too.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Straightforward, holy opaque.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  Straightforward is right.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  It's straightforward now.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 17:16Andrew Santino?

  Uh, a man looks photographed, says, brothers, sisters, I have none, but that man is my, that man's father is my father's son, who's photographed as the man.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  I know this.

• 17:23Speaker 06

  Himself.

• 17:24Speaker 04

  Wait, this is the question?

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  No, this is the internet. This is all.

• 17:27Speaker 04

  Oh, I was gonna say, this is one of those stupid things like the.

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  It says mock IQ.

• 17:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is, this is something you'd say when you were a kid.

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  This is mocking us.

• 17:34Speaker 04

  Brothers, sisters, I have none, but that man's father is my friend, said, will you, wait, wait.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Let's do one more, let's do one more.

• 17:39Andrew Santino?

  If five machines take five minutes to make five widgets, how long would it take a hundred machines to make a hundred widgets?

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Uncrustables.

• 17:46Speaker 06

  Is that what you're bringing?

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  If that's not one of the answers, I don't know what.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm starving.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  A hundred minutes.

• 17:52Speaker 06

  Fuck!

• 17:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, five minutes.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  Uh, quiz complete. Let's see, he scored forty percent. Not good, so I think we might be profound.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I think we're profound. Fuck this, this is all.

• 18:01Speaker 06

  What is this?

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Right, hey.

• 18:03Speaker 06

  This is all AI bullshit.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 18:05Speaker 04

  Dude, that one question was like, the one, um, a man, a husb, a man.

• 18:10Andrew Santino?

  A train leaves the station.

• 18:11Speaker 04

  No, a man.

• 18:12Speaker 06

  Catches his wife.

• 18:13Speaker 04

  Fuck that. No. Bangin' a midget.

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:15Speaker 04

  That, that test is a whore. I, I can beat that. A man, a man and his son. A surgeon and his son are in a bad car accident. The surgeon dies instantly. The son.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll stop you right here, right?

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's.

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  The surgeon is his mother.

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  The surgeon is his mother?

• 18:33Speaker 06

  We don't think women with their tiny brains.

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  Is the surgeon his mother?

• 18:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's right.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:37Speaker 04

  That's, that's like that question.

• 18:39Speaker 06

  That's the same thing?

• 18:39Speaker 04

  Yes, it is.

• 18:40Speaker 06

  No, it's not!

• 18:41Speaker 04

  All right, fine. If a plane crashes on the border between Canada and America, where do they bury their survivors?

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  There's no survivors.

• 18:47Speaker 04

  You don't bury survivors. What the fuck's wrong with you guys? I was trying to get Bobby, you dumb dummy. Rub it in his face. Stupid glass.

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  Give him another one.

• 18:55Speaker 04

  Thank you, McCon. That's the answer.

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll give you another.

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  This is what I imagine.

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm not doing this anymore.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  This is what I imagine you and Ian are doing at night in the basement together, just giving each other riddles.

• 19:05Speaker 04

  Glenn and Samson. Hi, Glennie, it's Aunt Hank.

• 19:09Bobby Lee?

  Um, is wristless still here?

• 19:12Speaker 04

  Wait, what happened to Bobby?

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:13Speaker 04

  Who are you?

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  I didn't recognize you.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  This is my American friend, my white American.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  How you doing, buddy?

• 19:21Andrew Santino?

  There he is.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  Good to see ya.

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  He's a cowboy.

• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm from, uh, Corpus Christi.

• 19:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, very nice.

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my name is DeLingo DeLingo.

• 19:28Andrew Santino?

  That's an odd American name.

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  This guy, he's good with names. He's not good with anything, he's good with names.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  DeLingo DeLingo.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm DeLingo DeLingo. How can I help you, man? Well, you want some pancakes? We got also some horse trots.

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  What are horse trots?

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  I give them, it's hash brown, some gravy, right? And we infuse it with some, uh, pepperoncini's.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  Pepperoncini?

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's right. For the good old west.

• 19:50Speaker 04

  You can't help but let your selective palate shine through.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  Pepperoncini.

• 19:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, no place where the guy talking like that is infusing anything.

• 19:58Speaker 04

  Yeah. What's the last one, caviar, Bobby?

• 20:02Speaker 04

  Wow. Recently, I bet. Probably.

• 20:04Speaker 06

  He served it to us, remember?

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  He did.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Caviar sucks.

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  Caviar cones.

• 20:08Speaker 06

  Shit is so bad.

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Caviar cones are so fucking good.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  So, there's nothing in there.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Caviar.

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  You like the idea, you like the idea of the caviar. It doesn't taste good.

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, creme fraiche, a potato chip and caviar?

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  You're naming all the things that are good without the caviar. Creme fraiche on a potato chip is phenomenal.

• 20:24Speaker 06

  Chip, you could've stopped at chip.

• 20:25Andrew Santino?

  Chip. Chip was good.

• 20:27Speaker 06

  We all like Doritos, dickhead.

• 20:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Have you had uni today? No, I haven't had uni in a while. You know, I'll balance with uni. I can't do it.

• 20:35Andrew Santino?

  It's before 7pm. He doesn't have it till after 7pm.

• 20:37Bobby Lee?

  I won't eat it again.

• 20:38Speaker 04

  Why? Get you sick?

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  I got sick from uni once.

• 20:41Speaker 04

  That'll get ya.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  That'll, yeah. And the yellowness of it, if I even see it, I have gag reflexes.

• 20:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm not doing oysters anymore after the Gibson's guy.

• 20:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:50Speaker 04

  Mel Gibson?

• 20:51Andrew Santino?

  No, a guy ate oysters at Gibson's. Did we talk about this? We talked about it on Whiskey.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  You're not supposed to eat oysters.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  No, a guy ate oysters at Gibson's, went into a coma.

• 20:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, you shouldn't eat oysters in any month that doesn't end in an R.

• 21:00Speaker 06

  Brain injury, that's where that guy's brain went.

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that was the guy. Suffered brain injury. Mountain Dew!

• 21:06Bobby Lee?

  Mountain Dew is, um, an American classic.

• 21:09Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 21:11Andrew Santino?

  It's been tasting great since 48. It's a bold taste you know and love. It was founded by two brothers.

• 21:15Bobby Lee?

  From the foothills of Tennessee!

• 21:17Andrew Santino?

  You better believe it. In 1948, they put it together, proud American roots, and you know it, you love it. Mountain Dew is something we don't need to tell you about. It's delicious, you know the color, you know the taste, it's unique, it's like nothing else that you've ever seen or tasted. It is an American original. I remember the first time I tasted a Mountain Dew was actually in the South, and I drank a Dew, and I stared at the cows, and I thought, "This is America. This is what my forefathers wanted."

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  I love it, dude.

• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  I can envision myself on a lake.

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  I see you right now on a lake.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Right, hot.

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  You're very hot.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with a, I have my girlfriend with me.

• 21:47Andrew Santino?

  And she's there.

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  And we're in a canoe.

• 21:49Andrew Santino?

  And you're in a little baby canoe.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  Right, opening up a little thing of Mountain Dew.

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  A little package of Mountain Dew.

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  Right, it's Christmas.

• 21:54Andrew Santino?

  Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  That's America, and that's freedom.

• 21:58Andrew Santino?

  You wanna be like Bobby Lee and sit on a lake with your girlfriend in a pack of Mountain Dew and a little canoe? Then you gotta get out there and enjoy the outdoors with Mountain Dew. An American original, tasting great since 48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you. DraftKings!

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  DraftKings Sports App is now live in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California, baby, to Florida. Every fan is on the excitement.

• 22:20Andrew Santino?

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• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  That's right!

• 22:25Andrew Santino?

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• 23:14Bobby Lee?

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• 23:25Andrew Santino?

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• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  I think it saves lives.

• 23:48Andrew Santino?

  I do believe so.

• 23:49Bobby Lee?

  I really do, and it's, and I, you know, without therapy, I just, I would be lost.

• 23:54Andrew Santino?

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• 23:58Bobby Lee?

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• 24:05Andrew Santino?

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• 24:16Bobby Lee?

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• 24:23Speaker 06

  Where's Gibson's?

• 24:24Andrew Santino?

  Chicago.

• 24:24Speaker 04

  Chicago.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  That's a great place, though. Gibson's?

• 24:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I mean, I was just there three weeks ago. They took, this hit was, my dad made a joke about it.

• 24:32Speaker 04

  Chicago, great place to get oysters.

• 24:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Uh, what does that even mean?

• 24:35Speaker 06

  That's, I hate that. You're gonna get seafood in fucking Detroit.

• 24:39Speaker 04

  What, are you from Lake Michigan?

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever had seafood in Vegas?

• 24:42Speaker 04

  No, I haven't.

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

  It's great. They fly it in same day.

• 24:44Speaker 04

  I haven't.

• 24:45Speaker 06

  Dude, you can get.

• 24:45Speaker 04

  But they don't do that in Detroit.

• 24:47Speaker 06

  Yes, they do.

• 24:48Speaker 04

  They do?

• 24:48Speaker 06

  UPS? I can get you oysters today.

• 24:51Speaker 04

  UPS?

• 24:53Speaker 06

  I'm not sending them fucking to UPS.

• 24:54Speaker 04

  You're not supposed to have oysters in any month that doesn't end in R.

• 24:57Andrew Santino?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 24:58Speaker 04

  I'm telling you right now. Okay, so give me.

• 25:00Speaker 06

  August.

• 25:06Speaker 04

  Bobby, you and I sat down to have a dozen oysters. I ate seven oysters, you ate five. How many oysters are left?

• 25:11Andrew Santino?

  Check this out. You and him sit down and had a dozen oysters. You ate a dozen oysters, he has to order in more oysters.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. You have seven and I have five? That's 12. Very good.

• 25:20Speaker 04

  Yeah. Good job, Bobby.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 25:24Andrew Santino?

  He's still doing the IQ test on Bobby.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  You're trying to fucking.

• 25:28Speaker 04

  You're very smart.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  You're freaking me out right now, dude.

• 25:32Speaker 04

  Why?

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Cause maybe I am dumb.

• 25:34Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 25:35Speaker 04

  We're all, I'm stupid.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  That's actually right.

• 25:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm dumb.

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  That's right. You're not dumb, you're stupid.

• 25:41Speaker 04

  I'm stupid.

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  Stupid is fun, cause you're actually very smart.

• 25:44Speaker 06

  He is.

• 25:44Andrew Santino?

  He is a very smart guy.

• 25:45Speaker 06

  He just doesn't, it's like, I try to, he refuses to access the information he has.

• 25:50Andrew Santino?

  That's interesting.

• 25:50Speaker 04

  No, I just let you idiots all do it.

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:53Speaker 04

  Suck her in all, suck you all in.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 25:56Speaker 04

  And then when something, when you catch it, I made it do it, and you do it.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  Have you seen this dude online that's going around to every Chinese buffet, eating, until he gets sick?

• 26:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, I said I was sorry.

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  And he hasn't gotten sick yet.

• 26:08Speaker 04

  Really?

• 26:08Andrew Santino?

  It's still working, and he's eating literally everything, this guy. It's powerful. Mullet man, that's him. Shout out to this guy. He's impressive. He'll just go and eat everything on the menu. He goes to China King Buffet, and this one, this one's pretty good, and.

• 26:23Speaker 06

  So funny, that could be anywhere.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anywhere, I remember.

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  You know what? It's everywhere.

• 26:27Speaker 06

  I know, that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's in every town.

• 26:29Speaker 04

  I mean, his stomach microbiomes are probably off the charts. Look at that hillbilly.

• 26:34Andrew Santino?

  This guy's the man.

• 26:35Speaker 04

  Looks like he was raising a Mountain Dew bottle.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  He for sure listens to Are You Garbage?

• 26:38Speaker 04

  Shout out to you, buddy.

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to that guy.

• 26:40Speaker 06

  What, uh, what is the sickness he's looking for?

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  He wants to get food poisoning.

• 26:44Speaker 06

  That's like, diarrhea?

• 26:45Andrew Santino?

  See if you can get food poisoning. Have you had it before?

• 26:48Speaker 04

  Food poisoning?

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:50Speaker 06

  I got a, well, we both got it right now. What are you talking about?

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  But you've never gotten psychosplora, though.

• 26:55Speaker 06

  What's that?

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  The diarrhea thing.

• 26:57Andrew Santino?

  That's lettuce.

• 26:58Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  It's gone now. I think they, I think.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  I think we got rid of it, but.

• 27:01Speaker 04

  They do that shit every couple of years.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Diarrhea?

• 27:03Speaker 04

  Don't eat the romaine lettuce, that'll get ya. It's the same shit all the time.

• 27:07Andrew Santino?

  Psychosporid is a microscopic parasite and widespread multi-state foodborne illness. People got pretty sick off of this one.

• 27:15Speaker 06

  I'm not a big lettuce guy. We're not a big lettuce.

• 27:17Speaker 04

  That's always some dirtbag says, "See, they say watch the hamburger, but it's lettuce."

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  When you say dirtbag, you say, you, yeah, is that you saying that?

• 27:28Speaker 06

  Some dirtbag will tell you that. I mean, he might be right, but you know.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  What are the nutritional facts about lettuce?

• 27:33Speaker 04

  There aren't any.

• 27:34Speaker 06

  It's like water.

• 27:35Speaker 04

  Iceberg.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so why we eat it?

• 27:37Speaker 06

  Spinach, good.

• 27:38Speaker 04

  It's good. You know what can kick rocks? Kale. Kale sucks. Talk about ruining a Caesar salad.

• 27:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:43Speaker 06

  Kale is bullshit.

• 27:44Speaker 04

  More croutons.

• 27:45Speaker 06

  Kale is bullshit.

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  Just eat bread, fuckface. Oh.

• 27:48Speaker 06

  I like this Bobby. Real Bobby's coming out. Get him!

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, you're killing it. You know what? You have a girlfriend now? Do you talk about her or no?

• 27:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, I have a girlfriend.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and she's cool.

• 27:57Speaker 04

  She's cool?

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  What'd you meet her on the set?

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  I met her at the, uh.

• 28:00Speaker 04

  A chain show.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  A chain show.

• 28:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  That's awesome.

• 28:03Speaker 04

  When she was sitting next to you, she stood up and Bobby did something.

• 28:06Speaker 06

  Sniffed her butt.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  Very sweet.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  What did I do? What did I do? I don't remember.

• 28:09Speaker 04

  He stared at her ass.

• 28:13Speaker 04

  He stared, and I'm not talking about a glance.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  Did you give a compliment at the very least?

• 28:18Speaker 04

  Later on.

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  To you. Did he say, "Hey, your girlfriend is nice"?

• 28:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  You did capture me.

• 28:23Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  You caught me.

• 28:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's all right.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 28:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, look, Bobby.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  I didn't think I was gonna get caught.

• 28:29Andrew Santino?

  You got caught?

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't sniff it.

• 28:31Speaker 04

  No.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  That's illegal.

• 28:33Andrew Santino?

  It is very illegal.

• 28:34Speaker 06

  Depends on what state you're in.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  What, can you look?

• 28:36Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes you get caught.

• 28:37Speaker 06

  I think binoculars were an odd choice, but yeah.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Like, if I, like, if I, you caught me.

• 28:45Andrew Santino?

  Murder you on sight. Murder you on sight.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 28:47Speaker 04

  Look at your wife's butt.

• 28:48Speaker 06

  It's his wife.

• 28:48Andrew Santino?

  Murder you on sight.

• 28:49Speaker 06

  You're allowed.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  You would murder me on sight. Murder!

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, murder you on sight.

• 28:53Speaker 06

  You're at a polite glance of like, "Oh, it's, I'm looking this way."

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  He was hawking at your girlfriend's butt, is what he was like, really staring at.

• 29:00Speaker 04

  Well, he was sitting there in a.

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  And he went, oh, oh, oh, like.

• 29:03Speaker 04

  And she stood up.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't.

• 29:05Speaker 04

  And Bobby, and Bobby just went like this.

• 29:08Speaker 06

  His eyes came out, whoa.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  It's okay.

• 29:11Speaker 04

  I was very respectful.

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  It's fine.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's a compliment.

• 29:14Speaker 04

  I know you appreciate beautiful women.

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  You appreciate beautiful women. You like, you like.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  I apologize for that. I didn't think I was gonna.

• 29:19Speaker 04

  You were looking at my ass. I think you're weird.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never looked at you in a sexual way.

• 29:23Speaker 04

  Really?

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  Never.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  I have.

• 29:24Speaker 06

  Never say never.

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  I have one time.

• 29:26Speaker 04

  Really?

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  One time I did, yeah. When we were at that house filming with you guys, I thought, "What if we snuck away to a room?"

• 29:32Speaker 06

  I think about them sexually a lot when I'm trying not to come.

• 29:38Speaker 04

  You ever have that, like, when you're, you ever have that? No, it was rude.

• 29:41Speaker 06

  United.

• 29:42Speaker 04

  I don't, I don't, I don't find you attractive at all either.

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey, be nice.

• 29:46Speaker 04

  Smoke breath. Bug eyes.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  Smoke breath.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Smoke breath is good. Where'd you get wristless?

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  New guy Luke.

• 29:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, Luke. Get him?

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Speaker 04

  Penn State University.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:56Speaker 06

  He started, he worked his way up the ranks with us.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  Kid's a scholar.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  He has no socks on.

• 30:01Speaker 04

  He's a smart, sharp kid.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:03Speaker 06

  Where's the Birkin sock?

• 30:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  Smarter you are, the less socks you have.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  And he did a handshake like this. I don't know what this is. Is this a white thing?

• 30:09Speaker 04

  No.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:10Speaker 06

  Uh, but his, his side of the story is you had cigarettes in your hand, and you gave him.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so only two fingers were free.

• 30:16Speaker 06

  So I think he just.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, okay, and he grabbed whatever limbs that were free.

• 30:20Speaker 06

  I think, well, here's, here comes zany Hollywood star.

• 30:22Speaker 04

  To be respectful.

• 30:23Speaker 06

  Bobby Lee.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:24Speaker 06

  He's giving me a two finger handshake.

• 30:26Speaker 04

  Wacky guy!

• 30:26Speaker 06

  I don't know what to do.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  I understand now.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  It's hard to shake that hand.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I had this.

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you always occupy. Your hands are full.

• 30:33Speaker 04

  Right, some blue chew.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  And I, and I went, nice to meet you, man.

• 30:37Speaker 04

  Why would you, what are you walking on a blue chew for?

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  It's a great product, by the way.

• 30:42Speaker 04

  I know, I love it.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  Bluetooth, get it, Bluetooth Gold. What a great product. I'll tell you why. Because this stuff gives you the desire.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  And, uh, I like desire.

• 30:54Speaker 04

  Bobby, we're spokesmen and I'm also a client.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  You're not, you don't need it.

• 30:59Speaker 06

  Nah, I get, I'll get harder right now.

• 31:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, oh, go. Damn, zoom in, zoom in.

• 31:05Speaker 04

  I take it just to fucking prove a point.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  Just to prove a point.

• 31:09Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  Show your body who's boss, yeah.

• 31:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, not my body. I'm the oldest amongst all of us, right?

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, by far.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  Grand wisdom.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  Yes, grand wisdom.

• 31:18Speaker 04

  What are you, 53?

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  55.

• 31:20Speaker 04

  Okay, I'm 50.

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm still older.

• 31:22Speaker 04

  Yeah. Well, you're Asian.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  I just got you. Five years.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  Did you do something big for your 50th?

• 31:28Speaker 06

  Oh, this is so funny. What? This is, you know, I'm a good guy, we're good friends.

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:33Speaker 06

  We got a good support system around us.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 31:35Speaker 04

  I was going through it at the time.

• 31:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, you know.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  What'd you do for him?

• 31:39Speaker 06

  Well, you know, we go, hey, man, what do you want to do? Well, like, we were gonna fuck you, and we're gonna take him out to dinner, to Manette's Tavern, somewhere nice that he likes, and... Dad, I don't wanna fucking do any dinner. Like, he comes home like that. No fucking surprise, Paul, funny, you know, all right, well, like, what do you want to do, man? Like, you know, you let us know. So, convinces he will, like, we'll get steaks. We'll get some of the guys together, some of the boys, some of our pals, the guys go on the road with us. Eight, eight, eight guys, we'll go to, where we go, Sparks?

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  No, we went to Keen's.

• 32:07Speaker 06

  Keen's.

• 32:08Speaker 04

  We've never been.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  Is it good?

• 32:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's good. He, I mean...

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Is it, look at me right now.

• 32:14Speaker 06

  He wasn't drinking.

• 32:15Speaker 04

  The food's great, the vibe just wasn't great. I was, I was going through it.

• 32:18Speaker 06

  He had started not drinking, so everybody's like, I don't know if we should drink, and I go, he kept going, if you're drinking, drink. Get a drink, don't get enough.

• 32:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, they were pussyfooting around.

• 32:28Speaker 06

  I didn't, I said, you know what? He's yelling at everybody to drink, so I go, I'll do a Manette.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 32:33Speaker 06

  You know what I mean? Come to me. I jumped on the grenade first, I said, I know all the, the rest of the kids, they're not gonna wanna order, cause mom and dad...

• 32:39Speaker 04

  It was the only dinner any of us have ever been to where everybody only had one drink, and that pissed me off.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 32:45Speaker 04

  Because they weren't drinking because of me.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  No, that's nice.

• 32:48Speaker 04

  No, it's not.

• 32:49Speaker 06

  It's just...

• 32:49Speaker 04

  Party it up.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  You want people, I like that.

• 32:52Speaker 04

  Fucking, yeah.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, cause I, and I was, I was early. Being a sober guy, I want my girlfriend who's not, you know, I mean, drink.

• 33:00Speaker 04

  You want people around you to, to, to live their lives.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  When we go out as a crew, we, people do do their own thing no matter what. It is kinda like, I understand what you're saying. You'd rather have people live how they're supposed to normally live and not tiptoe around you.

• 33:12Speaker 06

  And I, I, I get it.

• 33:13Speaker 04

  I also wasn't the funnest guy ever that night.

• 33:16Speaker 06

  No, I think we...

• 33:16Speaker 04

  I was kinda going through it.

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  You were coming off.

• 33:18Speaker 06

  We were like, oh, let's do a toast.

• 33:20Andrew Santino?

  You're still on one.

• 33:21Speaker 06

  Toast, he's, he's like, I'll, I'll say a few words, and it was like, fucking... It was like your mom just died.

• 33:27Speaker 04

  You're all rats?

• 33:28Speaker 06

  It was brutal.

• 33:29Speaker 04

  And you never loved me.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What town is this in? New Jersey?

• 33:32Speaker 06

  New York City.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, New York City.

• 33:33Speaker 04

  Keen Steakhouse.

• 33:34Speaker 06

  Big city. Manhattan, midtown.

• 33:38Speaker 04

  This was an odd, it was, it was an odd time, it would, the vibe, you know, the relationships weren't great.

• 33:44Speaker 06

  It was one of those things, like, the tables next to us were having, like, a blast, and we were like, there was nine professional comedians sitting around in silence.

• 33:52Speaker 04

  Nobody checked their coats either. We were all sitting there with winter coats hanging over our, uh, chairs.

• 33:57Speaker 06

  He hated it.

• 33:58Speaker 04

  Sucked.

• 33:59Andrew Santino?

  You're a big check, check your coat guy.

• 34:00Speaker 04

  I checked the coat.

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  Stop putting on the chair.

• 34:02Speaker 04

  Nah, you have a good time.

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  What is it, now, why not check the coat? Money? You just don't, people don't wanna pay for the coat?

• 34:07Speaker 04

  I don't know what the, they were just fucking sticks in the mud. Or, I was there to fucking party, have a good time.

• 34:12Speaker 06

  We were the bad guy.

• 34:13Speaker 04

  There was no chicks there or nothing. It was brutal. They all ran home with their wives and girlfriends. I wanted to hang out, you know what I mean?

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:20Speaker 04

  Young guy.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  50, young guy.

• 34:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  On the town. I get it.

• 34:25Speaker 06

  Good mood. Fun hang. I'm a good guy!

• 34:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:31Speaker 06

  I have fun! Dude, it would be like, I'd be like, I, I did two drinks, and I was like, all right, well, like, I'm not also fucking getting after it if no one else, like, every, like, a couple people did one. I think they got, somebody got, uh, three people got a bottle of wine, they split, so it was like, everybody really had, like, one glass of wine, and then, like, somebody had, like, you know, it was like, I'll do a rum and coke, and then, they're like, I'll just switch to water.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm hanging out with guys who drink rum and coke.

• 34:51Speaker 06

  Get another rum and coke, like, he's like screaming, chastising them.

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  You wanna see someone go down for your birthday, you wanna see...

• 34:57Speaker 04

  No, I just wanted everybody to stop acting like every, like, I had ruined everything and then everything was all fucked up.

• 35:01Speaker 06

  No one, nobody...

• 35:02Speaker 04

  Which it was!

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  But you did ruin it. I did. With your energy.

• 35:05Speaker 04

  No, no, not that night, I mean...

• 35:07Speaker 06

  That energy ruined it.

• 35:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, it ruined it, yeah.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I bring positive, I bring positive, right?

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yes.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now, dude.

• 35:14Speaker 04

  Fun guy.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  The fun, fun.

• 35:16Andrew Santino?

  Fun.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  Dude, watch, watch me enter.

• 35:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:20Speaker 06

  This is Fun Bobby, ladies and gentlemen. Take it from the top. Fun, ladies and gentlemen, you know, serious Bobby, you know, wacky Bobby, we have Fun Bobby.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  You're in for long jeans Bobby.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 35:30Speaker 04

  Hey!

• 35:31Speaker 06

  Fresh off a shift at Hot Topic, it's Bobby Lee.

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  A new Pacific Sunwear model. Ha, thank you, man.

• 35:39Speaker 04

  Here you go!

• 35:40Andrew Santino?

  Yay!

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Open it.

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what is it?

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  You're supposed to do improv.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, sorry.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  You're supposed to tell me what it is.

• 35:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:45Speaker 04

  Happy birthday, Andrew!

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  Wow!

• 35:47Speaker 04

  Open it!

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god. Thank you. It's money.

• 35:52Speaker 04

  Congratulations!

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. You know, that's what he gave me last time for my birthday?

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:56Speaker 06

  What?

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  Cash.

• 35:57Speaker 04

  How much?

• 35:57Speaker 06

  Can I guess? Let's guess.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, not a lot.

• 36:00Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't, I don't remember what it was, well, I don't...

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  You both do well.

• 36:03Speaker 06

  I mean, if it's a lot, you remember.

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  No, it wasn't a lot of money.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  A thousand dollars.

• 36:06Andrew Santino?

  No, the joke...

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Shopping for him is fucking impossible.

• 36:10Speaker 04

  Oh, Bobby, you gotta go to France and go to a fucking putting service.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 36:16Speaker 04

  And get the increment sand from the fucking ditch.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  And then he doesn't even really appreciate it. I know exactly what you mean.

• 36:21Speaker 04

  Weight, you know what I mean, and titanium, and then you're like, that's $10,000!

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  And he already has it.

• 36:29Speaker 04

  And he already has nine of them.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  Does he say thank you, or does he act like, oh, thanks, uh...

• 36:32Speaker 06

  He throws it in a pile.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  And then the last time, I, I, I called your wife, and I go, what, you gotta help me? And she goes, I've run out of ideas.

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  And so...

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  I don't want anything.

• 36:43Speaker 06

  I'm right there with you, big guy.

• 36:45Andrew Santino?

  I don't need anything.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't...

• 36:46Speaker 04

  I didn't want that stupid dinner and I had to go.

• 36:48Andrew Santino?

  You know what I want?

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  Dude, what the fuck, man? Your friends do something fucking special?

• 36:53Speaker 04

  Fuck that. They're all drinking in front of me?

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, your friends take their time to celebrate your fucking birthday, is how you act?

• 37:00Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ, I feel like I'm on the Edmund Fitzgerald in this thing.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the chair's not too thrilled either.

• 37:08Speaker 04

  Steve, this is what I'm dealing with.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're gonna bury that chair after the podcast.

• 37:11Speaker 04

  Do what?

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna bury that chair.

• 37:13Speaker 04

  Ah.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, it's, it's not gonna die. We've had many bigger people in that chair. Is that weird to say?

• 37:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm still working my way up in the industry, I understand.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 37:24Speaker 04

  I'm not a big star. Sorry, Bobby. I'm a character actor and a co-host of a podcast.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm the same, I'm the same exact thing.

• 37:33Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm a character actor too. We're the same boat. But I'm telling you, bring positivity into the light.

• 37:40Speaker 04

  I did, the dinner sucked. Fuck you one for me. And by the way, Keen's, that's not surf and turf, by the way. I was the smallest lobster I've ever seen in my life. It's like I was eating crayfish. Raw fish, whatever.

• 37:53Andrew Santino?

  No, cray's good, I like cray.

• 37:55Speaker 04

  Crayfish.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Crayfish is good.

• 37:56Speaker 04

  You like crayfish?

• 37:57Speaker 06

  He can't win with this guy.

• 37:59Speaker 04

  You can't kill with this guy. Don't talk about presents. I bought him a nice bass guitar for Christmas one year, he didn't even touch it. I buy him a pizza oven, he brings it down to his house in the suburbs, and fucking has other people over, makes pizza for them, then gives it away to some dickhead I don't even know or like.

• 38:17Speaker 04

  Who's got a hot wife and she wants me, Bobby. He won't admit it, but she does.

• 38:20Speaker 06

  This is all made up.

• 38:22Speaker 04

  No, it's not. He's gonna show us throwing me the fuck me eyes.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  Let me see what those look like. Will you look at me?

• 38:27Speaker 06

  I still have.

• 38:28Speaker 04

  No, she was throwing them at me.

• 38:29Andrew Santino?

  I know, let me see what they look like.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  Oh, when I hit you back?

• 38:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go ahead. Whoa!

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 38:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  Holy shit.

• 38:36Speaker 06

  So, so, we got that coming for us.

• 38:38Speaker 04

  Fuck you, Keen's. I'm just kidding, I love you guys.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  They're, yeah, they're listening.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  This is, this is mine.

• 38:44Speaker 04

  What?

• 38:45Speaker 06

  Hey, looks like you're trying to get something off your lip.

• 38:49Speaker 06

  You got a piece of lunch meat off your lip, Bobby? You having a turkey sandwich earlier?

• 38:53Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 38:54Speaker 04

  What's your sexy face, Mr. Snackino? I bet you it's potent.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  It's good. No, that's not it, dude. I'm a girl, I'm at a club, and I look at you.

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god, this, this club is so dead. I mean, it's so boring. I wanna light it up, what? Oh, my. Oh, shit. My sphincter closed so quickly, dude.

• 39:18Speaker 04

  That's big dick energy right there.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  When your sphincter closed, you know it's good.

• 39:22Speaker 04

  Woo!

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no entry.

• 39:23Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  Hi, eh? What's your name?

• 39:29Speaker 04

  Marcos.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Hi, Marcos.

• 39:31Speaker 06

  Why is that so good?

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  It's so good. It's so dead on.

• 39:34Speaker 06

  That's gonna chill up my spine good.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  So good.

• 39:37Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  I drive, I pretend to be deaf when I go to the club.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  It's really loud in here.

• 39:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, tell me about it.

• 39:48Speaker 06

  Also, that shouldn't make sense. You shouldn't be able to...

• 39:51Andrew Santino?

  I know, he can't hear. That's the bit, he's sarcastic.

• 39:53Speaker 06

  Oh, he's a bit of a, he's a bit of a firecracker.

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  He's kinda funny.

• 39:56Speaker 04

  You wanna come to my house?

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah!

• 39:58Speaker 04

  You wanna come to my house and watch some music?

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Fuck!

• 40:02Speaker 06

  Oh, my god, what's the cut there?

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, we... Get that in.

• 40:04Speaker 04

  No.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  You do, I do. Bobby, that's terrible. What is that?

• 40:09Speaker 06

  It's not politically correct. I know that one.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, alright.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  Somehow mine was fine and that was not.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're good. I read. And then we do and I both cross it. I read. Yeah, yeah, I read.

• 40:17Speaker 04

  We're no good without a script, right?

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  You guys are real actors?

• 40:20Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 40:21Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Two real.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're a real actor.

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  Not like you guys, man.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:26Andrew Santino?

  I don't get gray hot dogs. Cold hot dogs or whatever you said it was.

• 40:31Speaker 04

  How are the craft services on beef?

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  Uh, I mean, you know. I don't. I can't go near it.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  On really anything.

• 40:40Speaker 06

  His body is.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, are you like a pig?

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  No, no, just because I get rid of, because then I just keep eating. So if I.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:45Andrew Santino?

  If I only eat. A meal.

• 40:47Speaker 06

  You're good.

• 40:48Andrew Santino?

  I, I.

• 40:48Speaker 06

  You can't graze.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I deliberately, I'm like, I can't go over there because I'll just eat fucking everything. I'll eat every snack and bullshit knickknack that they put out. So I just go eat breakfast, eat lunch. That's it. Don't, don't go over there. I gotta get a, I'll go get a fridge cigarette. I'll go get a Diet Coke and then a.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  So for breakfast, you know what they always go, you show up, right?

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  Fred's little fridge cig.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  And they go, um, hey, um, breakfast is up. What do you want? What do you get?

• 41:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, for breakfast?

• 41:11Speaker 04

  I don't eat in the morning.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  I'll get like an oatmeal.

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  Hey. Come on.

• 41:15Speaker 04

  No, not there. I don't. Not, not when I'm working.

• 41:18Andrew Santino?

  You don't eat at all in the morning?

• 41:19Speaker 04

  Uh-uh.

• 41:19Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 41:20Speaker 04

  I just start pickings throughout the day.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You smoke a lot?

• 41:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, I smoke a lot.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  We smoke a lot together.

• 41:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, we smoke a lot.

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  So you guys had a lot of smoke breaks together?

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. Outside, yeah.

• 41:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, smoked a lot.

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  It was fun.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's nice, right? Wasn't that bonding?

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  It's great.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  Who else smoked on that show? You guys might've been the only two guys that smoked.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  Uh, John Nun, prop, uh, prop guy, good friend of ours.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:37Speaker 04

  Not at the Nunner. It's also great.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what's great about that show?

• 41:40Andrew Santino?

  Any castmates smoke? No one else smokes, I don't think.

• 41:42Speaker 06

  No one's really smokes that much anymore.

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  I know that's.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  Well, marijuana has now exceeded cigarettes, I think.

• 41:47Speaker 06

  Cigs are out. Some of the young kids are smoking again because it's like.

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  His generation, McCone's 26, I saw.

• 41:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, those guys.

• 41:54Andrew Santino?

  We went out to the bar with him for his birthday and a lot of his friends were smoking. I was surprised to see it again.

• 41:59Speaker 04

  You're not vaping? I'm vaping now.

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  According to.

• 42:01Speaker 06

  The, the older dorks vaped to them. They're like, they're like, I'm not going to be like my. Weird brother who vaped.

• 42:07Andrew Santino?

  According to data from, uh.

• 42:08Speaker 04

  I'm trying to quit smoking.

• 42:09Andrew Santino?

  National Survey of Drug Use Health, two, 21.4 million Americans use marijuana daily, neuro daily compared to 19 million smokers. So yeah, marijuana surpassed.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  19 million people are smoking?

• 42:18Speaker 06

  That's a lot of heaters.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot of heaters.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  21 million smoke pot every day, though.

• 42:21Speaker 06

  That's fucking hippies. Get a haircut.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:25Speaker 06

  Draft dodgers.

• 42:26Speaker 04

  Join the core.

• 42:27Andrew Santino?

  44 million Americans use marijuana regularly. 36 million Americans smoke cigarettes.

• 42:32Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 42:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it surpassed. That's kind of wild to think about.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  I think it's cool. I think it's good.

• 42:38Andrew Santino?

  Sure. I mean, unless you live in Texas where you can't do anything. They just ban marijuana.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Because of the alcohol.

• 42:42Speaker 04

  What's that all about?

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  Lobby.

• 42:43Andrew Santino?

  I think they banned it across the board, right? Doesn't Texas?

• 42:45Speaker 06

  Anything with like THC, you got like THC.

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  I think they just.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  What do they do?

• 42:48Speaker 06

  I don't think Austin.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  You tighten up that pressure cooker.

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  Texas implemented a, uh, state ban Delta 8 THC.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  That shit's crazy.

• 42:56Andrew Santino?

  THC, THC flower. Oh, all synthetics.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  That Delta 8's fucking trouble. What is still legal? Let's read that.

• 43:02Andrew Santino?

  And not all hemp products are illegal. Under the new rules, you can still buy certain items if they meet state guidelines. Delta 9 THC products containing 0.3% or less of Delta 9 THC by dry weight remain legal. Edibles and drinks. Uh, tinctures are still allowed if they stay under the legal THC limit. So they're putting a limit on it.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Great reader, by the way.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  You go to the best in the business.

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  Went to school for it. Yeah.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  You did?

• 43:22Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  No, but I, no.

• 43:24Speaker 06

  Action.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  What is your degree in?

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  Actually, I actually, it is actually.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  Communications? Journalism?

• 43:29Andrew Santino?

  Broncaine Journalism.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Really? Can you put out a complex line, maybe three lines and see if we can read it fast?

• 43:35Speaker 04

  Did you want to be a news anchor?

• 43:37Andrew Santino?

  No, I just wanted to learn the entertainment industry from a different, I just, I was communication. So I was like, well, I gotta learn something about how the business works.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  This guy's a brilliant businessman.

• 43:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  He's a brilliant, he's a brilliant man.

• 43:47Andrew Santino?

  I just wanted to learn how the business works.

• 43:48Speaker 04

  Kevin's really smart, too.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  And just being, we should be lucky because we're dumb.

• 43:51Speaker 04

  I'm, I kiss his ass every day.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  We need people like this to survive.

• 43:55Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  People like you and I.

• 43:56Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  Freeloader.

• 43:57Andrew Santino?

  There you go.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Bottom.

• 43:57Andrew Santino?

  Read that.

• 43:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Grifters.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm a grifter.

• 44:01Speaker 06

  Who's reading it?

• 44:01Andrew Santino?

  Grifter.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 44:04Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  Well, I gotta put my glasses on. I have to go, I have to go first?

• 44:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  Why do I have to go first?

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  So Chinese.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so here we go.

• 44:11Speaker 06

  Do it in English, Bobby.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Betty Bopper bought a bit of butter, but the butter Betty bought, bought was bitter, so she bought a better butter to make the bitter butter better.

• 44:20Speaker 06

  That's really good.

• 44:21Andrew Santino?

  That is very good for tongue.

• 44:21Speaker 04

  He doubled the line there.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's okay. You, you, give it a go.

• 44:26Speaker 04

  The same, same one?

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:27Speaker 04

  Betty Bopper bought a bit of butter, but the butter Betty bought. Was bitter.

• 44:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 44:33Speaker 04

  So she bought a better butter to make the bitter butter better. I did it with style. You did it with, you slowed it down. Yeah, I took, I took dramatic pauses.

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was actually.

• 44:42Speaker 04

  And I didn't go, was it to go fast?

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not.

• 44:45Speaker 06

  Welcome back to the idiot Olympics today.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  Acorns! You know the little squirrel that saves?

• 44:52Andrew Santino?

  The little squirrel that saves?

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  I, as a kid, I remember going in my backyard and seeing a little squirrel save. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, I want to save money, but I don't know where to put it. Right?

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  That's my, Acorns is a smart way to give your money a chance to grow. That's basically what I'm trying to say.

• 45:07Andrew Santino?

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• 45:18Bobby Lee?

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• 45:27Andrew Santino?

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• 45:41Bobby Lee?

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• 45:45Andrew Santino?

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• 45:51Bobby Lee?

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• 45:55Andrew Santino?

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• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

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• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Quince! You know those pieces in your closet that you'll find yourself wearing on repeat?

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  The sweater that goes with everything, the perfect pair of pants, or the tee you somehow always reach for first? Those are the pieces that make getting dressed easy. And that's what Quince does best.

• 46:33Andrew Santino?

  That is exactly what Quince does. They focus on high-quality wardrobe stables with premium materials, 100% Mongolian cashmere, organic cotton, and merino wool, ladies and gentlemen.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  If you don't do Mongolian, you're out.

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta be able to do it.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:46Andrew Santino?

  100% Mongolian cashmere sweater start at just $60. That is remarkably cheaper than I think I, you pay probably now for other cashmere.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  Look at these pants. The softness of that.

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  These are so nice.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  If you were in the studio right now, you touched that, right? You'd think that was a panda's belly.

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  You'd wrap these pants around your neck. You might not even put them on your legs. They're so comfortable.

• 47:02Bobby Lee?

  They're so comfortable.

• 47:03Andrew Santino?

  Quince also makes premium pants, fitted tees, polos, breathable active wear. They got so much good stuff. You need to just check it out. It's not just clothing. They bring, uh, uh, home goods as well and furniture. They have design pieces for everyday living.

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  Hotel quality bedding, Andrew.

• 47:16Andrew Santino?

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• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  Get free shipping on your order and a 365 day returns.

• 47:29Andrew Santino?

  Now available in Canada and the UK too. That's Quince, Q-U-I-N-C-E.com/badfriends.

• 47:35Speaker 02

  How about a latte? Maybe dark roast? Vanilla? Caramel? Blueberry?

• 47:39Speaker 00

  You could get them to agree on one flavor. Or give everyone what they want.

• 47:45Speaker 00

  With Keurig, there's over 500 K-cup pod varieties of fresh, flavorful coffee. No effort, no grind, no settling. Great coffee without the grind. Keurig.

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  Hey, there you go.

• 48:04Speaker 04

  That's good.

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  You need New York. You need, you need New York.

• 48:07Andrew Santino?

  No, we don't do tongue, we can't do tongue twisters.

• 48:09Speaker 04

  Let's keep doing dumb stuff so we can narrate it. Like a broadcaster.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:14Speaker 06

  I got 50 on my idiot.

• 48:16Andrew Santino?

  My horse, I got a couple of bucks on my horse.

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  We, we should compete on something.

• 48:21Andrew Santino?

  Actually, idiot Olympics would be fucking.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think you and I should compete.

• 48:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  Fu, fu, what would you compete?

• 48:26Speaker 06

  A decathlon.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  Just the simplest of questions.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Even worse.

• 48:33Andrew Santino?

  Are you smart?

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  Second grade.

• 48:34Andrew Santino?

  First grader?

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:35Speaker 06

  He's pretty, Foley is pretty sharp. We've, like, listen, we've, we've done a lot of.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  We've already done this before.

• 48:40Speaker 06

  He's got like.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  We already done, that's not need to do this.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  I have, I have seen Foley's. I've seen your brain open up. I think people underestimate you.

• 48:48Speaker 04

  What, you got hit with that bat?

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. It was bad.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Leaking.

• 48:51Andrew Santino?

  It was leaking bad, dude.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  No, I'm pretty stupid.

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  You can't be stupid because it's like, you, you memorize your lines so quickly. You know it. And you're a great actor and you can't be dumb and act, I don't think.

• 49:04Speaker 06

  Hmm. You can't be dumb and this funny either. Like his, his, his mind operates like. Oh, thank you very much.

• 49:09Speaker 04

  That looks great.

• 49:11Speaker 06

  No, it doesn't.

• 49:14Andrew Santino?

  How do you guys do it? Do you split time on stage and who decides who goes when?

• 49:18Speaker 04

  Uh, we do a straight stand-up show.

• 49:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:20Speaker 04

  The live shows are awesome, actually. We do a straight stand-up show. Um, we bring, uh, two openers. Usually bring Tommy Cassidy. We bring Colin Chamberlain. We bring Sam Rubenoff with us. Um, nice, tight crew. Uh, we do a host, uh, feature, and then Kevin and I each do about a half an hour, and then we come back on stage together and we play Are You Garbage with the crowd.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  Who, who, who goes, do you guys switch? You go first one night?

• 49:39Speaker 06

  No, it's me than him. Cause he introduces like the are you garbage? Uh, you guys want to play a lot? He's the big boom.

• 49:45Speaker 04

  And Kevin goes back and curates the question.

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  That was a big point of contention. We were on tour, fighting over who goes when.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Really? Why?

• 49:51Speaker 06

  Who wanted to go, who wanted to go first? Was it to close out?

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  Neither of us wanted to close. It was a big, big, he never wanted to close. He never.

• 49:57Speaker 04

  That's an old school thing. I like that. I respect that.

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  He never wants to go second. He always wants to go first.

• 50:02Speaker 04

  Fucking mind. But that's like two dads fighting over the check. I like that.

• 50:06Speaker 06

  That's true.

• 50:07Speaker 04

  You. That's bet- but that's better than like, no, I'm cool. No, I like it. Is denim your thing?

• 50:14Speaker 06

  Uh, yeah.

• 50:16Speaker 04

  What gives you that impression? From top to bottom, you're denim guy.

• 50:18Speaker 06

  He's the denim dog.

• 50:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:20Speaker 04

  Low key.

• 50:20Speaker 06

  I bel- I belong in this. This is every, this is like, I'm going to, I don't know.

• 50:25Speaker 04

  Bobby, low key, you are his biggest fashion, uh, inspiration. He rips a lot of your style off. He's big, he get big in a salvage denim after you. He, we, he has your bags.

• 50:36Speaker 06

  I am big.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  Your cross bag. He stole it.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  What bag?

• 50:39Speaker 06

  The topo. Topo cross body.

• 50:40Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, cross body, yeah. You have that?

• 50:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, thief. And off camera.

• 50:44Speaker 06

  Oh, you told me to.

• 50:45Speaker 04

  Oh, I did?

• 50:46Speaker 06

  We, I, when we did your show in fucking Austin, we did Bad Friends in all, the live pod in Austin. You had, I was like, oh, that's awesome. You're like, go to the store. I got it today. They have them. And I was like, I'm stealing them.

• 50:57Speaker 04

  Awesome, dude.

• 50:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:58Speaker 04

  Congratulations.

• 50:59Speaker 06

  Thanks, man.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  You're an inspiration.

• 51:00Speaker 04

  I'm an inspiration to you. Yeah. You're a trendsetter. You are. You've probably a lot of expensive jeans. He's an influencer. Influencer, yes.

• 51:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:08Speaker 04

  Influencer.

• 51:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And when I do videos, I take a glass and I always do this.

• 51:13Speaker 04

  There you go.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  ASMR. You know what I mean?

• 51:16Speaker 04

  My girl.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  I just got this, uh, frappuccino and you know how they do that?

• 51:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, get ready with me.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  Get ready for me.

• 51:21Speaker 04

  My girl.

• 51:22Speaker 06

  Get ready for me.

• 51:25Speaker 06

  That's the drag queen version.

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  While I go on an adventure with me.

• 51:29Speaker 04

  My girl taps.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Let's go. Does she, what does your girl do?

• 51:32Speaker 04

  She taps, she taps the glass with her nails. Hot.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 51:35Speaker 04

  Tried to force that in.

• 51:37Speaker 06

  That was like five times you tried to.

• 51:38Speaker 04

  Cut that, please.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  How'd you meet this girl?

• 51:41Speaker 04

  Uh, DMs. She slid in.

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  She did?

• 51:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  She slid in. What was the line? What sunk you?

• 51:47Speaker 04

  Nothing. It was just like friendly. It was just, uh, I, she was so hot. I didn't think there was any way that she was hitting on me.

• 51:52Speaker 06

  Come on, man.

• 51:53Speaker 04

  I'm being dead serious.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  So you.

• 51:55Speaker 04

  You got a nice ass. That's what you said to her when you met her. I said, this is Bobby.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What does she do?

• 52:03Speaker 04

  Uh, she produces a comedy show in Cleveland.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  She lives, she lives in Cleveland.

• 52:07Speaker 04

  Lives in Cleveland.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  So you do the long distancing?

• 52:10Speaker 04

  I mean, it's an hour flight. It's nothing.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Sure.

• 52:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  Still a try, it's still a trip, right?

• 52:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, I like it though. It's just like, as long as it would take me to get home on the subway.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  It's a fun plane ride.

• 52:19Speaker 04

  It really is.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  When you go to her.

• 52:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, we just took a, we just took a six hour one and I was, this was, this was the longest plane ride I think I've been on not drinking and it fucking sucked.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  What, LA to he, or?

• 52:30Speaker 04

  Oh my God. I'm usually, I was usually good for about, no lie, Kevin, 12 to 15 double Bloody Marys on a.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 52:40Speaker 04

  I like a Bloody Mary.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  Bloody Mary?

• 52:43Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  That's a starter drink and then you switch to something else.

• 52:46Speaker 04

  Not for me, baby.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  You continue with Bloody Mary?

• 52:48Speaker 04

  He finishes with Bloody Mary.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So you'll have 15 Bloody Marys?

• 52:52Speaker 04

  Yeah. And I'll watch, I'll watch a movie. For a long time, it was everything, everywhere, all at once.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Pissing blood?

• 52:57Speaker 04

  No.

• 52:57Speaker 06

  No, whole dude, he won't get up.

• 52:59Speaker 04

  It's a great movie.

• 53:00Speaker 06

  For a seven hour flight, whole crush all that, and then just sleep or hunker down. Cause I'm in, we sit next to each other. I'm a, I'm an idle guy.

• 53:07Speaker 04

  Sloth.

• 53:08Speaker 06

  Dude, it's crazy. He, I, I.

• 53:11Speaker 04

  You're a fucking unforgivable sloth. And I would eat villagers when I land.

• 53:15Speaker 06

  He's like a camel.

• 53:17Speaker 04

  Wow. Love a Bloody Mary.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty impressive.

• 53:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  That was, that's always your drink of choice, bloody's, huh?

• 53:22Speaker 04

  No, not all the time. I, I always drank a lot of different stuff, which I know is against the code of drinking.

• 53:28Speaker 06

  Be cra- you'd be like, oh, I'll get a beer and you'd be like, all right, I'm going to, you want another fucking beer? And he'd be like, nah, let me get a fucking Harvey Wallbanger.

• 53:36Speaker 04

  Go, no.

• 53:37Speaker 06

  And then like the next thing was like, let me get a margarita on the rocks with a twist of asshole.

• 53:41Speaker 04

  Let's say we were having a night out. We were going to dinner and then we were going to drink afterwards. Start out the meal.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Let me, let me.

• 53:46Speaker 04

  Okay. Right? Start out the meal with a couple.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Good job interrupting, man.

• 53:49Speaker 04

  Dirty mart- sounds great.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Always fuck up a story. Like make sure you wedge in right when he starts to go.

• 53:56Speaker 06

  These two are toast.

• 53:57Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  Just when he starts to hum on a good story, just fucking slither in there and fucking just, just crack it. Just fuck it up. That's good.

• 54:07Speaker 04

  I apologize. Go ahead. It's live podcasting. There's gonna be mistakes. Don't worry about it.

• 54:10Speaker 06

  This is live? You know what I mean?

• 54:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  We're live streaming.

• 54:14Speaker 04

  Go ahead. Start off dinner, two or three dirty Tito's martinis, filthy dirty. Crush those.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, what does filthy mean? Cause I, you know, I don't.

• 54:23Speaker 04

  Lot of, lot of olive juice.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  Olive juice.

• 54:25Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  So two, three?

• 54:26Speaker 04

  Two or three of those, right? That sounds about right.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  Sure.

• 54:28Speaker 04

  And then, you know, if we were getting oysters, I'd get a glass of white wine, a Sauvignon Blanc, have some fucking oysters, right? Like a gentleman.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 54:36Speaker 04

  And then, um, either a beer, a glass of red wine afterwards. Start with the margaritas. Um, have a Zambuca afterwards with a, with a.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  After dinner, a little aperitif, yeah?

• 54:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:48Speaker 04

  And then if I was, you know, do, do, do, do, do, calling, you know?

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  What's that?

• 54:52Speaker 06

  Get the bag.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Nokia? Is that Nokia phone?

• 54:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, well.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It could be. You can play Snake on it?

• 54:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, then start.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Remember that game?

• 54:58Speaker 04

  Snake? I remember Snake.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  I spent eight hours playing Snake once.

• 55:03Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  Silver Lake apartment.

• 55:05Speaker 04

  This is one night of describing of what you're drinking? Yeah.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  If I drink that, I would get wet brain.

• 55:10Speaker 06

  That's like, that, that to me was like kind of.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  Get.

• 55:14Speaker 06

  That wasn't that crazy. That's like the bar where it would be like four or five, six different, like I'll be, we'd be there like crushing beers, whatever. And it's like, it would always be a new, let me try a wonky donkey.

• 55:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's a little fun. I'd separate, I don't like whiskeys and stuff like that. We start doing shots.

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  No brown.

• 55:34Speaker 04

  No, but like, you know.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  No dark liquor.

• 55:36Speaker 04

  No.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  No rum, no whiskey, no.

• 55:37Speaker 04

  In the wee hours of the morning when I was trying to chase away the crash, I'd put down like a, you know, a bottle of Maker's or something like that.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. A whole bottle ahead.

• 55:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, once or twice I did that.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:48Speaker 04

  Just to put me to sleep.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Damn.

• 55:49Speaker 04

  And like a Tylenol, a couple Tylenol PMs or something like that.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  And then you, and you wake up, how do you feel?

• 55:54Speaker 04

  What?

• 55:55Speaker 06

  Million bucks.

• 55:57Speaker 04

  Great, just start the day.

• 55:59Speaker 06

  That's, that's when he wakes up, I get a phone call, ah, not feeling, something's going around. I don't think I'll be able to make, ah, do you remember I was saying my throat was scratchy yesterday?

• 56:08Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 56:09Speaker 06

  I'm gonna go get a COVID test.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so he cancels pod?

• 56:11Speaker 06

  Kevin wakes up.

• 56:12Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Foley, Foley goes right to the gym, right to the gym. First thing in the morning.

• 56:16Speaker 04

  Hot, hot yoga.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's incredible.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  That's how I like to drink. And then after a show, you get done, you're all jacked up. I would do like two or three double, uh, tequila and sodas and just fucking like pound the two of them.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  Just to level out.

• 56:31Speaker 04

  Just to get across the river is what we call it.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  And what do you find?

• 56:34Speaker 04

  What?

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Across the river.

• 56:36Speaker 04

  Sadness, darkness.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a dark place.

• 56:38Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:39Speaker 06

  It's not like the Delaware. It's a different thing.

• 56:41Speaker 04

  Ah.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  It's like an underworld.

• 56:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Gray.

• 56:44Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Creatures in the.

• 56:45Speaker 04

  Wasn't the best hang, especially in the late stages of it.

• 56:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, but you're good now. You said how many months?

• 56:50Speaker 04

  Uh, March, March 6th was the last time I, uh, did blow.

• 56:56Speaker 06

  Okay, good.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Uh, we're talking about drinking though.

• 56:59Speaker 04

  Are we?

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  You're blow off. Why is blow all of a sudden in the fucking story?

• 57:02Speaker 06

  Oh, I mean, do you ever wear shoes without socks? I mean.

• 57:06Speaker 06

  Most of the time we see things are hand in hand, you know?

• 57:09Speaker 04

  Cause I'm on vacation.

• 57:10Speaker 06

  Yeah. And even, and then, then you're getting, then you're really getting.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  But you drink now?

• 57:15Speaker 04

  No.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 57:16Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Do you smoke weed?

• 57:17Speaker 04

  No.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, nothing?

• 57:18Speaker 04

  Nothing.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  Meetings, anything like that?

• 57:20Speaker 06

  Sober, sober, sober means nothing.

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, meetings, went to rehab, all that stuff.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 57:25Speaker 06

  He went to a meeting today.

• 57:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I went to a meeting today. Farmer's market. In the program, baby. Got a sponsor?

• 57:33Speaker 06

  He's working, he's working. I, you know, as, as, as much as I shit on him, every time, we, we've had a lot of conversations about it. And every time I've asked of him something, he is, you know, the first like kind of conversation, I was like, hey, man, you know, this is, you gotta do something. He enrolled in rehab that night.

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 57:50Speaker 06

  Anytime there's been a bump in the road, he's.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  Joined the football team there.

• 57:55Speaker 04

  Did you really? At the rehab?

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  I enrolled. I admitted myself.

• 57:58Speaker 04

  You did?

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, um, uh, cause I've been to many rehabs.

• 58:02Speaker 04

  Hmm. I never went to a sleepaway rehab.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it was outpatient?

• 58:05Speaker 06

  It's not camp.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:07Speaker 04

  IOP, Betty Ford Hazelton in Tribeca. Fantastic.

• 58:10Speaker 06

  You've never seen his names on the wall in a couple of years.

• 58:13Speaker 04

  Big trophy, him doing the Heisman?

• 58:14Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  I can't get him a high school Hall of Fame, but a rehab, yeah.

• 58:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:19Speaker 06

  That is true.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:20Speaker 06

  They're gonna let you in someday.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 58:22Speaker 06

  Probably not.

• 58:22Speaker 04

  Have you been to real nice ones?

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  Real nice rehabs?

• 58:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Like expensive ones? One that turned into a cat, like a rehab farm.

• 58:31Speaker 06

  What?

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  So they make money, insurance companies make money by just processing as many people.

• 58:36Speaker 06

  Get them in. Burn and turn. It's like a Chili's.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Right, so.

• 58:39Speaker 04

  Big rehab.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  So four years ago, I remember being in line.

• 58:41Speaker 04

  Private equity.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Wearing.

• 58:44Speaker 04

  Call back?

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 58:45Speaker 04

  Or four shattered.

• 58:46Speaker 06

  To another podcast.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I was wearing.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  You done?

• 58:50Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  Talk, talk about interruption, dude.

• 58:52Speaker 06

  He's our guest.

• 58:55Speaker 06

  Uh-oh.

• 58:55Speaker 04

  I'm an invited guest, Bobby.

• 58:56Speaker 06

  Yeah. For now.

• 58:58Speaker 04

  And you've insulted me and now I'm leaving.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go.

• 59:01Speaker 06

  You're supposed to be fucking flying the plane, brother. They're passengers.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm flying it now.

• 59:05Speaker 06

  I had 19 margaritas.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  So I went.

• 59:09Speaker 06

  Uh, Captain, we've run out of tomato juice. Some man drank 147 Bloody Marys. All right, take the marinara sauce and the meatballs. People know.

• 59:17Speaker 04

  Spin it out with some water, it'll be all right. I love Bloody Mary mix.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  But being in line with kids, like high school kids, waiting to get a pill, like 15 pills, and then you take it, you drink water and you're sitting there in a, a room, and someone's doing a speech about something. I hated it.

• 59:36Speaker 06

  Yeah. We used to do, we used to do a show at one in New York on the Upper East Side.

• 59:40Speaker 04

  A detox center.

• 59:41Speaker 06

  A detox center. So these guys are.

• 59:42Speaker 04

  Tough room.

• 59:43Speaker 06

  Four days in, whatever. Paid, it was six o'clock on a Friday, so it didn't interfere with spots. And I paid, they get paid a hundred or 200 bucks. So when you're like hustling.

• 59:51Speaker 04

  Go right to my coke dealer.

• 59:53Speaker 06

  You're like.

• 59:53Speaker 04

  Right to them.

• 59:54Speaker 06

  You're like, I need the fucking.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  That's irony.

• 59:56Speaker 06

  This is great. Dude, it, you sat in a living room. They sat on couches like.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:00:01Speaker 06

  Strong.

• 1:00:02Speaker 04

  Tweak it.

• 1:00:02Speaker 06

  And you're, you gotta do tw- you had two comics, you had to each do 20. Talk about not wanting to close that gym.

• 1:00:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, you wanted to get the fuck out of there.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Was it a bunch of comics or just you guys?

• 1:00:11Speaker 06

  It'd be two comic. It'd be two different com- like you didn't know.

• 1:00:14Speaker 04

  No mic, no nothing. Like stand, if I'm standing here doing stand up.

• 1:00:17Speaker 06

  Holy shit.

• 1:00:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:17Speaker 06

  Each had to do, so like 20 minutes of that is.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Is the pay good?

• 1:00:20Speaker 06

  Hours of.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  It's like a hundred bucks.

• 1:00:22Speaker 06

  200 bucks?

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Cash, right there. Why would you?

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  We were broke or poor.

• 1:00:26Speaker 04

  This is back in the day.

• 1:00:27Speaker 06

  I'm not doing it, man.

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  Back in the day, it was like seven years ago.

• 1:00:30Speaker 06

  You think I'm gonna go to a rehab center and perform for Foley? That'd be crazy.

• 1:00:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  You suck. I like the fat guy.

• 1:00:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  But, but when I was in the last rehab, there was a comedy night. And I asked, can I skip that?

• 1:00:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Because what happens is they get all the people in the rehab and they go into a room and they play Sebastian's special.

• 1:00:50Speaker 06

  Oh, they play it? I thought they bring it.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, we're watching specials and everyone's laughing.

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  Give it up for Carrot Top.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and all people that are my friends.

• 1:00:58Speaker 06

  Andrew Santino's Hulu hilarious.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I cannot, I cannot do this.

• 1:01:04Speaker 06

  Yeah. Yeah, of course, dude, that's crazy.

• 1:01:06Andrew Santino?

  Like you ever walk into a bar and they've got a comedy night that you've ever seen that, where you walk in and it's got a comedy night somewhere? Like, I've been out of town with my wife, we walk in like a bar, restaurant.

• 1:01:14Speaker 06

  Cafe or something.

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  Comedy night in the back and they're like, oh, and then just so you know, and I'm already fucking out the door. And I was like, we cannot, no, cannot be here for a comedy night.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  You don't pop in and go up?

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Brother.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Give them a thrill?

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  No, fuck it.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Big star.

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  No, brother, when you're, when you're off, you're off. It's a night off, I gotta, I just turn off the, I can't do the.

• 1:01:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm like, I don't want to be near it. It's, it's something about it is like, it gives me the, it like, almost like makes me feel uncomfortable that I see it and I'm like, I gotta go, I can't.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Does it remind you of the struggle back in the day?

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  It's also just like, I don't, they don't, I don't, they don't want to see me there.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they do.

• 1:01:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, they kind of do, I think.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  I think they do.

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I know.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Are you in your mind?

• 1:01:51Andrew Santino?

  Like, what are you doing there? Are you going up? And then I'm like, no, I'm just having dinner. And they're like, wow, and then it's weird. I'm like.

• 1:01:56Speaker 06

  I, I kind of get that.

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, I kind of understand.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  Eating dinner while you're working.

• 1:02:00Speaker 06

  It was kind of, you know, we, uh, we started in Philly and then like whatever, 12 years ago, moved to New York and kind of climbed the, the ranks there a little bit and, uh, we went recently for content, we filmed us going to an open mic with brand new jokes.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  Oof.

• 1:02:16Speaker 06

  So like we, and dude.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  How was that?

• 1:02:18Speaker 06

  I mean, it was fucking.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Great.

• 1:02:19Speaker 06

  It was brutal, but to see these kids, like I, we haven't been in a room like that, like they're like, you're like, ah, you're still fucking, it still exists, that level of.

• 1:02:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's good. I love to hear that.

• 1:02:30Speaker 06

  Guys up there, you got the crazy, the absolute insane person, you got the guy who's doing too many, you got this, it's, they all existed.

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  I almost started naming them as you said, like all the guys in my mind.

• 1:02:40Speaker 06

  It was really cool to see.

• 1:02:42Andrew Santino?

  I loved those days. I mean, I just, if I see, if I go into that now, cause I, my anxiety goes to my neck.

• 1:02:47Speaker 06

  Oh dude, we were.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  Like I'm gonna, it's gonna close up.

• 1:02:49Speaker 06

  We were having panic attacks.

• 1:02:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:50Speaker 06

  You just walk up, dude, it's upstairs, second floor of a bar, maybe seven people.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  That Diet Coke with not a lot of ice in it, it's flat.

• 1:02:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, three cubes at the top floating.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that should be a crime.

• 1:03:03Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  The worst feeling is this.

• 1:03:05Andrew Santino?

  That, that should be a fucking crime. That should be against.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  Not enough ice, what the fuck are we doing? There's comic, 10 comics before you, you know, they all suck. There's a little bit of an audience and in your mind, you're like, hurry up, I want to get up there because I know.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  I want a bomb.

• 1:03:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, let me get.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  I got something to really tell.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  First joke out of the gate, tanks. And you're like, alright.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

• 1:03:27Speaker 06

  Let's hunker down here, get some good cracks.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  What else do I want to talk about?

• 1:03:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, bro, that one. There used to be a comic at the Comedy Store back in the day, I won't say, he used to say that all the time. And that was a part of his act.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um,

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  tell me about your, your family, your goals now. Me? Yeah, you're going on the road, right? Yeah, tires, TV star.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  He's living in Ian's house now.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Living in Ian's, shout out to cousin Ian Finance. I love Ian.

• 1:03:54Speaker 06

  The best.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  The best.

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  That guy's a fucking machine.

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:03:58Andrew Santino?

  Is he single right now?

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I'm not sure. I think so, yeah.

• 1:04:01Andrew Santino?

  Man, when he is, he's unbelievable, that guy.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  He does well.

• 1:04:04Speaker 06

  He got a tight body on him.

• 1:04:05Andrew Santino?

  He does.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:06Speaker 06

  Good looking guy.

• 1:04:07Andrew Santino?

  He pulls some cards that you go, good god.

• 1:04:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, he does.

• 1:04:09Andrew Santino?

  Pretty unbelievable.

• 1:04:10Speaker 06

  He got whole, he got Foley.

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm, very easily.

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  Easy pull.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  What? Nah.

• 1:04:15Andrew Santino?

  I could pull you.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  That's a big steak dinner, you gotta take.

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  Call my name real fast.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Andrew.

• 1:04:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you see, you see.

• 1:04:23Speaker 06

  Slipping out of the seat.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  See how cute you got real fast?

• 1:04:27Speaker 06

  Like a slipping slot.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Do me, do me.

• 1:04:28Andrew Santino?

  Call Bobby, see if he turned on.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Bobby.

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  The time.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  Are you gonna murder me?

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  I haven't done, I haven't.

• 1:04:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, you were like.

• 1:04:37Speaker 06

  That was real slow.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:38Andrew Santino?

  The Shogun enters. It was like an old Japanese film.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  My heart beats in this time.

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  Way too slow.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, I'm doing Fistful of Dollars, Sonny Chiba.

• 1:04:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Everything's right here, yeah.

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:04:49Speaker 06

  Cinophile.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's do it again, do it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're watching the screen and this is this.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  Ready?

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Imagine.

• 1:04:55Andrew Santino?

  Alright, ready?

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me, can you pass me the Gojans sauce?

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Why, why does it have to be Gojans sauce? Why wouldn't it be? Okay, ready? Gojans, it's called Gojans. I love it.

• 1:05:07Speaker 06

  Got blush.

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Alright, for real, okay, I'm a girl at a bar.

• 1:05:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:05:14Speaker 06

  For real, I'm a girl in a bar.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead. Excuse me, can you pass me the ketchup?

• 1:05:22Andrew Santino?

  What kind of girl eats ketchup at a bar?

• 1:05:24Speaker 06

  That's a big.

• 1:05:26Bobby Lee?

  Really? No, that, no, no sex.

• 1:05:27Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't know how to do it.

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  That, that, that's, do it normal, like you would.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, be real. Okay, right, right, and I'm really trying to get you.

• 1:05:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay, right.

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me, are you Bobby Lee?

• 1:05:39Speaker 06

  That's pretty good. That was a true Bobby.

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he does.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that was true.

• 1:05:42Speaker 06

  You had like a, you had your smile, you.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I just want to do it, the cute thing.

• 1:05:47Andrew Santino?

  When somebody goes, somebody goes, hey Bobby, he goes, what's up bud? And he like rubs their hair.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  He does.

• 1:05:52Andrew Santino?

  Or he punches their tits or they'll jiggle, they'll go, look at this fucking belly of jelly. He'll do that.

• 1:05:56Speaker 06

  Don't do that to her.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  Charming guy.

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  He does that to people, it's.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  He's very charming.

• 1:06:00Speaker 06

  They love it. I'm saying broads.

• 1:06:01Andrew Santino?

  No, anybody loves it. Chicks, dude, everyone loves it when he does that. If I even fucking remotely did something like that.

• 1:06:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, we're cold.

• 1:06:08Andrew Santino?

  My Christ, dude. If I was like, hey, a belly, a belly jelly, it would break someone's fucking soul. They'd be like, I think Santino thinks I'm a fat piece of shit. He does it. He, he could smack someone on the tits and they're like, Bobby smacked my fucking tits. They love it. They lose their mind.

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  So I auditioned for this horror movie once, back in the late 90s.

• 1:06:28Andrew Santino?

  Get out.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't Get Out, no, and, um.

• 1:06:31Speaker 04

  Nobody wanted to be in his body?

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  I did the audition.

• 1:06:35Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  I did the audition, okay. Come on, it was good.

• 1:06:40Andrew Santino?

  Really good, like shooting clay pigeons over here.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  Shit. Shit, man.

• 1:06:45Speaker 04

  Go ahead, Bobby.

• 1:06:45Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, um, can you say what movie it was?

• 1:06:48Speaker 04

  I don't even remember.

• 1:06:49Speaker 06

  Did he?

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  That was so Hollywood of you.

• 1:06:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:52Bobby Lee?

  Are you, will you audition, you remember every audition?

• 1:06:54Andrew Santino?

  Every single one?

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 1:06:55Speaker 04

  Okay, I don't.

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  And then I go and watch the show if I don't get cast on it.

• 1:06:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that guy sucks.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know what Mccone does? He, he helps me with the auditions, helps with auditions and then sends me, when they actually do the production and they hire the person, he'll show me the, the production of whoever got, whoever got the part. And he go, he did great.

• 1:07:16Andrew Santino?

  You gotta watch tape.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  Drive them.

• 1:07:18Andrew Santino?

  You gotta watch tape.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Negative reinforcement.

• 1:07:20Andrew Santino?

  How do you think you prepare for the defense if you can't watch tape, buddy?

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:23Andrew Santino?

  You gotta know what's.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  So I do this audition and I could tell the director likes me. And I know this because after the audition, he goes, stick around.

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Let's talk.

• 1:07:32Andrew Santino?

  It's always a good sign.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  It's a good sign. And he's like, what, what are you about, man? You know, I liked your thing, you know?

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  What are you about?

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  You know how they say that?

• 1:07:39Andrew Santino?

  You're like, I don't think I should tell you.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And.

• 1:07:42Speaker 04

  It would only frighten me.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  There's like 10, 15 minutes of us talking and then at one point, we both laugh.

• 1:07:49Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  And in the midst of this laugh, I go fatty and I poked his belly.

• 1:07:55Andrew Santino?

  Uh, that would have killed for me, I'd have loved that.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And as soon as I touched it, my fucking mind and my body went, I don't think that was good.

• 1:08:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he goes, okay, you can leave.

• 1:08:08Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  Ah, fuck.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I turned around.

• 1:08:11Andrew Santino?

  James Cameron, by the way.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I walked out of that room going, what did you just do?

• 1:08:17Andrew Santino?

  It's hard, dude.

• 1:08:18Speaker 04

  It's like going to Hawaii.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you're trying to be funny, you know what I mean? And it didn't work because this is what I would do with another comedian, necessarily doesn't transfer to directors.

• 1:08:29Andrew Santino?

  I saw a guy doing a bit when he left an audition and he was like leaving and being like, like fucking around on the way out and it was a plate glass window in one of those offices and he fucking.

• 1:08:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:08:39Andrew Santino?

  Unbeliev, and the faces, they were like, sheer concern. I was like, holy fuck, he didn't get it.

• 1:08:45Speaker 04

  This guy's good.

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  He didn't get it. I was like, he's not gonna get it. No way. We all sat there, we were like, fuck, dude. I thought they might give it to him just out of like, just for how hard, I mean, he took it like a champ, he smoked his face, then was like, whoa.

• 1:08:58Speaker 06

  Act like it didn't happen.

• 1:08:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. He got, he might go whoops, whoops, whoops. And then he found the door. I was like, holy fuck, man.

• 1:09:03Speaker 04

  So let me know when the callback is.

• 1:09:06Andrew Santino?

  You guys want me to, you guys want me to stick around for a little longer? No, brother, get out of here. Every time I drive by 200 South, I get PTSD from that too. We had a commercial space for audition. Every time I go back there, I think about those, those auditions where you're leaving and you try to say something clever and do something on the way out. Alright guys, I guess I'll see you on set.

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you said that? Whoa, you've said that?

• 1:09:30Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh god, thank god.

• 1:09:31Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm saying you hear people do shit like that.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let me know when the fitting is.

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god. You hear people say that stuff. You really, at commercial fittings, you, commercial, you hear them a lot because a lot of the commercial actors, they do it every single day and they do like three a day. So they're so used to like the energetic jazz, they do that shit all the time. And I dreaded it, but I would hear guys say stuff and they would laugh and love it. And I was like, fuck, I don't have that machine part in me to do the, I always, I'm like, okay, thanks, bye. I'm like a wet little rag when I leave.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Auditions.

• 1:10:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're tough.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't like, and I've said this before, I might get a lot of shit for saying it.

• 1:10:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, do it then.

• 1:10:06Speaker 06

  No way.

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  But when background actors try to showcase their talent in between takes.

• 1:10:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you hate that. You've talked.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why, I don't like.

• 1:10:14Speaker 06

  What do they, I, well, I'm not a, I'm not a big on set guy, so what does that look like?

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  It's just like, alright, cut. And then you'll see a guy go and start dancing.

• 1:10:26Speaker 06

  That's you.

• 1:10:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  Did you ever do extra work? No, that was me. I hated myself.

• 1:10:33Speaker 06

  Bobby's playing a corpse, he's up doing the moon wolf.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but they showcase their singing abilities or they try to be funny. I don't like it.

• 1:10:41Andrew Santino?

  I saw the coolest thing, Pete, Pete Fairley did one of the coolest things I've ever seen in my life. We were shooting that Ricky Stenicki movie and he's pointing at one of the actresses. He's pointing at her and he says, when, when he says, we gotta go, you say, well, I'll take him. Okay, but it's to a crowd of people in a kitchen. So everyone kind of like nods, they're like very intently listening to his direction. He goes, okay, we're good, good. Then when the scene goes, a background actor says the actress's line, thinking he was pointing at him. And the rest of the, the background actors started laughing to break the scene. And the amount of embarrassment on this young man, you watched his eyes. I mean, like, I feel like he was like, God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here. Like he wanted to just fucking shoot into the sky.

• 1:11:26Andrew Santino?

  And Fairley takes it, he's like, okay, okay, enough. And then he takes me, goes, sorry, man, I thought, maybe you thought that was for you. That's her line for this. And he's like, I know, I'm so sorry, I fucked it. Like he got nervous. Then he gave him a line anyway.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  Let's go.

• 1:11:38Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, that's the coolest thing I've, in my fucking life.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:11:41Andrew Santino?

  So then, all the other background actors that, look at you fuckheads. Like his mistake, he did it innocently, but then he gave him the line. And I remember looking at the other background actors, cause I'm staring that way.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:53Andrew Santino?

  And as he gets the line, like, well, we can go to the hospital. And all the other background actors are like. Fuck. Like, you got the-

• 1:11:59Speaker 06

  Didn't know what did anybody else try to do it like, ah, fuck you.

• 1:12:01Andrew Santino?

  No, fuck, no, no, they knew, they'd-

• 1:12:03Speaker 06

  That's it, that's the one and done.

• 1:12:04Andrew Santino?

  They laughed.

• 1:12:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:05Andrew Santino?

  They laughed when they put in the kid, you know? They put in the kid after the time was up, the game was over, there was a minute left, you know, you take him up the bench, you let him shoot a free throw.

• 1:12:13Speaker 06

  They laughed at him.

• 1:12:14Andrew Santino?

  They laughed at him.

• 1:12:15Speaker 06

  And then he got a, he fucking hit the buzzer.

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  Hit the buzzer, Peter Dogg. Huge. Fairly is the man.

• 1:12:21Speaker 04

  So, you go in on the road, going on the road, we got the special, special coming out, um-

• 1:12:25Speaker 06

  Special's out now.

• 1:12:26Andrew Santino?

  American Garbage.

• 1:12:28Speaker 04

  American Garbage, go check it out because you guys are our boys for life. Thank you, bud.

• 1:12:32Andrew Santino?

  Two of the greatest comedians today.

• 1:12:33Speaker 04

  Love the greatest comedian.

• 1:12:34Speaker 06

  Truly love you guys.

• 1:12:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:35Andrew Santino?

  Also, I will say, I remember when I first did the pod.

• 1:12:38Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:12:39Andrew Santino?

  I thought, um, I was a little nervous for it, you're not nervous for pods, but yours is good, where you kind of feel like you gotta be real settled in and ready to go.

• 1:12:48Speaker 04

  We thought you didn't like us.

• 1:12:50Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:12:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:51Andrew Santino?

  Cause I said fuck you guys when I left?

• 1:12:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:53Andrew Santino?

  Well-

• 1:12:53Speaker 06

  Nah, I don't even think so.

• 1:12:54Andrew Santino?

  That's how I say goodbye. No, why, why?

• 1:12:57Speaker 06

  I don't even know-

• 1:12:57Speaker 04

  You were a huge get for us.

• 1:12:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:59Speaker 04

  We didn't know you.

• 1:13:00Andrew Santino?

  I was in shorts, I was in shorts.

• 1:13:02Speaker 04

  You pulled up in a fucking crazy car.

• 1:13:04Andrew Santino?

  Middle of summer, oh yeah, that, I pulled up in a, uh-

• 1:13:07Speaker 04

  You were a billionaire, huh?

• 1:13:08Andrew Santino?

  1942-

• 1:13:09Speaker 06

  Model T.

• 1:13:10Andrew Santino?

  Model T.

• 1:13:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:11Andrew Santino?

  1942 Model T, I had to hand crank it to get down there over that hill to West Hollywood.

• 1:13:14Speaker 04

  It had the eyelashes on it, like the Beatles?

• 1:13:18Speaker 06

  Driving for Lyft at the time, which I found weird.

• 1:13:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, you know, it's in the, you know, I think you have to do your service as much as you're doing for yourself, you have to do for others.

• 1:13:25Speaker 04

  That was one of our first away games where we did it out of the studio.

• 1:13:28Andrew Santino?

  Right, you didn't weho in that little fucking-

• 1:13:29Speaker 04

  We came to LA to get you.

• 1:13:31Andrew Santino?

  That's, that was awesome.

• 1:13:32Speaker 04

  Bobby, we put on a bus to New York. Took me eight days to get there.

• 1:13:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, speaking of which-

• 1:13:38Andrew Santino?

  We are, McCone is gonna take the bus, I have the bus schedule for you, by the way, he did send it to me, so I gotta tell you-

• 1:13:43Speaker 04

  Awesome.

• 1:13:43Andrew Santino?

  I think we're in a good place with McCone, let's have these guys actually pick. Los Angeles to Lordsburg, New Mexico is 12 hours and 40 minutes, and then Lordsburg, New Mexico to Kerrville, Texas is another 12 hours. Kerrville, Texas to Lafayette, Louisiana, 10 and 10 hours. Lafayette, Louisiana to Atlanta, Georgia, another 12 hours and 20 minutes, so you leave on the 22nd, arrive on the 25th, are you ready to buckle up and buy that ticket?

• 1:14:05Speaker 06

  That sounds very fun.

• 1:14:06Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 1:14:07Speaker 04

  You're nuts. It's like train hopping.

• 1:14:09Andrew Santino?

  Uh, boys, uh, please go watch American Garbage right now, it's on YouTube, go watch Are You Garbage their show, go see them live.

• 1:14:16Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:14:17Speaker 04

  Thank you, boys.

• 1:14:17Andrew Santino?

  God bless, keep on the train.

• 1:14:18Speaker 04

  We love you so much.

• 1:14:19Andrew Santino?

  You're doing great.

• 1:14:19Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:14:19Andrew Santino?

  You guys are the man.

• 1:14:20Speaker 04

  Look in the camera.

• 1:14:20Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:14:21Speaker 04

  Are you, thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:14:24Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna say, are you garbage?

• 1:14:25Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:14:28Andrew Santino?

  That's great.