Bobby Is Tone Tone Galore

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• 0:37Bobby Lee?

  Welcome to Atlanta, Georgia. My name is Captain Bobby Lee. We have Admiral Andrew Santino here, and we're brought to you by the Space Command Ship Zero X-90, and we're here in space, near Mars. No, we're in Atlanta, Georgia. That's not a good opening. No, I could feel it when I was doing it. I was like, let's do a space theme, and in my mind, I'm like, let's keep talking, and it's not working. But anyway, welcome to Atlanta. I did a show here. And Andrew's doing a movie here, and we joined forces here to do a program called Bad Friends here in Atlanta, Georgia.

• 1:08Speaker 00

  You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.

• 1:20Bobby Lee?

  Hey! Welcome to Bad Friends!

• 1:22Andrew Santino?

  A wave series. We are so excited to shoot today in Atlanta, Georgia. Yeah, the Southern belle, dude. We're a little couple, a couple southern belle. Well, don't do it stupid. That sounds, now that sounds like you're mocking. Oh, huh, I'm an aristocrat. Now, that's perfect. Yeah, actually, you are, you are genuine. I'm land. You are a little aristocrat. Yeah, I'm an aristocrat. You're, you would be a southern belle, a pretty little southern belle.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  We gotta get a camera on him for the, um, I see dead people, but anyway, um...

• 1:50Andrew Santino?

  What if he doesn't want to be on camera?

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  I, uh, we'll do a punch-in later, but anyway, um...

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  We have two, we have two videographers sitting in the room with us. We're in Atlanta, Georgia. I'm here filming a movie, and Bobby did a show last night, and that's why we've ended up in, in this little room where we are. And I flew in this morning at six in the morning.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  You did?

• 2:07Andrew Santino?

  I was in Knoxville yesterday.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  Is that where you're shooting, Knoxville?

• 2:10Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm shooting here. I was at the Tennessee game with my dad.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  And Gillis, uh, it was, we had a blast. I can't talk about what happened.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  Jane Gillis.

• 2:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Jane Gillis.

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jane Gillis, man. I'm a big fan of Jane.

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  Shane's cousin, Jane, Jane Gillis.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:27Andrew Santino?

  It was great. Trump was there.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love him.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  And then him and I went out and got dinner after the game.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  You and Trump?

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, just him and I.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  Went to Red Lobster.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  It's so good. He loves that.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  He loves.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  He loves.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  Cheddar Bay biscuits. That's all he wanted. He was stuffing his little face with cheddar bays.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  So, uh, I have a, me and Carlos have been doing well.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  And what's been going on? Why don't you air it out, baby?

• 2:50Speaker 03

  Okay, so, um... Where we have or haven't?

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  We have, no, dude, I'm so mad. You know, we're done.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  Oh, because I called you, yeah, yeah, yeah, you go, you go.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead, call you, me what?

• 3:00Speaker 03

  No, I don't want to say it.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I want you to say it.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  I said you were being abusive.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  Were you being abusive?

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I wasn't, not at all.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  Did you strike him?

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 3:09Speaker 03

  No, he's being emotionally abusive.

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's emotional.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, mostly abusive.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Grow up! You know he Face, so I FaceTimed last night, and he's in bed with a girl.

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  With her clothes off, and I was like, ooh, I think this is gonna be good. And then he says this morning, he didn't do, didn't do anything.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  He just cuddled.

• 3:26Andrew Santino?

  I said, you do anything? He said, no.

• 3:27Speaker 03

  No, we didn't even cuddle.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  And then he says to me, I go, I've never heard of that in my life. He goes, that's because you're too straight. What does that even mean?

• 3:34Speaker 03

  Like, you're so straight, you can't even imagine being in bed with a girl and not having sex with her.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  Not as an adult male, no, that's, as a kid, maybe.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  What if you were in the Army or something?

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  Do the gays talk all night? Is that what you're saying?

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  They do, they do chat a lot. My neighbor was gay. So, what was li, uh, what was the party like?

• 3:50Speaker 03

  You're just as gay, if not gayer than me, Bob.

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  What are you saying if I'm in the Army? What does that have to do with?

• 3:54Speaker 03

  They have like, you know, female soldier...

• 3:57Speaker 04

  Naked next to each other.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, female soldiers, you know, you're like in a sniper mission. You can't just have sex with her.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about, dude?

• 4:05Speaker 03

  That's an example of...

• 4:06Andrew Santino?

  You're never sleeping with another soldier in bed without clothes. That's never happened.

• 4:11Speaker 03

  Like, it's very cold, you have to get some stuff off and get body warmth. It's not about sex, it's about being warm. And last night, I just wanted to be warm.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like naked and afraid? You naked and afraid it?

• 4:21Speaker 03

  Yes, it was fine.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  It was survival.

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  I tell you, dude, this hair is really getting to your head.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  It's unbelievable.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  She was attractive, though.

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  I don't even know what's going on.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, she was my friend. We worked...

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  And can I, can we go to our...

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  We met her before. He said we met her before.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  I think, yeah, I did recognize her, yeah.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, Bob's mad because I called him out.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  So, you're abusive.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not...

• 4:39Andrew Santino?

  You got called out for being abusive.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  So, this is, so, we're in, the other night, we're on a show, and before the show, he comes up to me and he goes,

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  there's a guy with cancer. Let me finish the story.

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  Lot of guys with cancer these days.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  I know, and it's really sad, but he goes, he's gonna come and say hi.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, after the show?

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  After the show.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, did he have any, any sort of paperwork to show that he had cancer?

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  I know, I need to...

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Because anybody can just say it.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  Any fan could be like, I have cancer, and you're like, sure, how would I know? I need to see something.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  I have spinal bifida. I want paperwork. I know you look like a pretzel, but I, you know...

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  I need paperwork.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  That one you can see.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  And I go, of cour, of course! You, you, you wanna come by, say hi?

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  How did the cancer guy reach out to you?

• 5:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, he asked the venue, and the venue asked me.

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  Damn, dude, that's pretty bold.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  It was bold.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  Dear Tabernacle, I have cancer.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  I think he just went up to security.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  He went to security.

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  So, anyway, I agreed, and so, I kinda...

• 5:36Andrew Santino?

  White guy, black guy, Asian guy?

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  A white guy, let me finish the story. So, we...

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  You let a white with cancer?

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude. I used to do Puerto Ricans only.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  As the only ones?

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but, um...

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  I have cancer, papi!

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  In my bones!

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um...

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  Cancer!

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  So, I forget that he's even, you know, you forget.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  You forgot he had cancer?

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I forgot that even there was that element to the...

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  You forgot?

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  I forgot that cancer element of the night. You know what I mean? The theme of the night.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  Was cancer.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Was cancer, and it was gone. Because I was, there was other people coming in, and I was like, eh, thanks for coming, this and that, oh, you liked it, this and that, whatever, you know what I mean?

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  Right, right.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  So then, um, I just completely forgot, and I just go, where's cancer?

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  Like, there was people in the room, and there was a guy sitting there, and he goes, me. Yep. And in my mind, I'm like, you have to do an announcement before cancer comes in? I didn't know he was there!

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, this is your fault.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's one of the... You have to make an announcement when cancer comes in, so that I don't go, hey, where's cancer?

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 6:42Andrew Santino?

  Because you know he's gonna do that.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  And then he goes, I'm right here, and then I'm embarrassed, I'm like, what the fuck, I just... I'm so sorry. He's like, it's fine.

• 6:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  And his friends laughed.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I was so embarrassed by it.

• 6:55Andrew Santino?

  You know what you gotta do now?

• 6:55Speaker 03

  I'm sorry for not protecting you from yourself.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  When they're...

• 6:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't protect me from myself.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  When there is...

• 7:00Speaker 03

  That's why I apologized.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  A cancer person that needs to come backstage, or a special needs person, or handicapped, or any of that stuff, we just need to communicate to each other on tour.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  And I think what you should make is...

• 7:11Speaker 03

  Stickers that say cancer?

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  Something, like a ribbon or...

• 7:15Speaker 04

  Or just different hand gestures, you know, for...

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  There's not, there's so many different, there's...

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  You gotta put cowbells around their necks so we can hear when they're coming.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but we've already created all the hand gestures that one can create, man, right? We have, I'll just do them all, and see if we can all...

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what, that's shaka. This is shaka, right?

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude.

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Hawaii. That's raqan.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Raqan, dude, right?

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Wait.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  That's the shaker.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  That's the shaker.

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Different from shaka.

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  No, shaka.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, shaka is different than shaker. Yeah, let me, can I do it?

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  Fine.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  I didn't know you were the hand guy.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, I was doing a game.

• 7:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, what's handicap?

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  What? Oh, my God, no.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  Is that handicap? No, my point is, oh, this is kangaroo. Oh, this is kangaroo. It's kangaroo.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  That's more kangaroo.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  It's more kangaroo. Anyway, um...

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  So, you're abusive, and you're not doing your job. This is both of your faults.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Did you, no, that's not true. Did you, oh, did you say, were you, were you in the room when I did go, where's cancer?

• 8:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  You were in the room when I said that?

• 8:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, they were fine and having fun. It wasn't like the end of the world.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Maybe there's a better way to say it, but, you know what I mean?

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  Where's the gentleman that happened to be sick?

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Or something like that. Maybe I should have said that.

• 8:26Speaker 03

  Your niece was there, and you were distracted.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 8:30Speaker 03

  You just were.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  Who was there?

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  My niece.

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean your niece?

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? You know, you know, it, could I just say something to you, pal? Just stop, stop. See that face you're making right now, pal? Right? You act as if I don't come from family.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  You don't?

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  You act as if I have no one out there, like, with my name.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what a niece is?

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  It's supposed to be my brother's daughter.

• 8:52Andrew Santino?

  Any of your siblings there.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I don't have, I have one brother who doesn't, you know what I mean, have any.

• 8:57Speaker 04

  And therefore, you don't have any.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  So, I have cousins that have them, so I just call them niece.

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  That's not a niece.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  It's your, it's your second cousin, once removed, or something. All right, so what? So, your, your niece was backstage.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, yeah, I have family as well, like you do.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  You don't.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do! I'm a family man, dude!

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  You're a mutt that they find in Mexico on the street. Like, maybe it does have family somewhere, but most likely not.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Right, missing something.

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, maybe do the kangaroo or whatever.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, so that happened.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  So, you called out cancer, you were abusive to Carlos.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't abusive, but, oh, my God.

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  I cried in the car on the way here.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Why? This guy's pissing me off, dude.

• 9:41Andrew Santino?

  Because my dad sent me a nice text message, bawling in the car.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  You don't have a dad. Anyway, um, see, how does that feel? I don't have a niece, you don't have a dad. I mean, it doesn't feel good.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't feel good.

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  I know that you have a dad.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  Because your dad's dead, and mine's not. So, don't throw your bullshit on me.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  Don't throw your dead dad stuff at me.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  God, I love it. It feels good.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  I should call my dad right now.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't.

• 10:02Andrew Santino?

  Tell him how much I love him, because he's alive.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're so good.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  You know it's Marc Maron's birthday today. We ought to call that, though.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  We should call him, yeah.

• 10:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Who are you calling?

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Cat.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Hey, remember when Carlos talked to me in that way?

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  I think that's her voicemail.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Hello?

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  I think it went high beep. I think that was her voicemail.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  That was her voicemail.

• 10:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  She goes, hi, and I go, do you remember?

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I absolutely was not.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  So the tour was-

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  It's just, I didn't know where he did that. It was a fucking shocking. In my mind, I was, I was in order to talk to- I was never gonna talk to him again.

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, how about these photos of you who abused you? Was that Carlos that injured you?

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  The photos of me was a completely, that was nature abusing me.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  Let me see what they look like.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  So I get abused by him and nature.

• 10:56Andrew Santino?

  So these are your legs?

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Those are my legs, dude.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  That's disgusting, dude.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Look, look what happened.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  What is that? Were those from, um, chiggers?

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 11:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm dead serious.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they're chiggers.

• 11:05Andrew Santino?

  I had chigger bites all over my legs.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  You know how you kill them? You go into water, they drown.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  They get swum.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  I knew it was common.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And if they're on your body, you're in a movie, they chirp. They chirp loud in a movie, dude.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  You know how certain bugs are attracted to lights?

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  Chiggers are attracted to a single beep of a dying fire alarm.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I got riddled by chiggers. Look at it.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, Gillis is calling me right now.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  Shane, I ca- I gotta call you back. I'm on Bad Friends unless you wanna talk.

• 11:45Speaker 05

  Those things came out of nowhere.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  Shane, Bobby! Shane, Bobby says hi.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  What's up, buddy?

• 11:51Speaker 05

  What's going on, man?

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Hey, bud!

• 11:54Speaker 05

  Just called in 'cause, uh, me and Santino had a wonderful evening last night.

• 11:58Andrew Santino?

  We really did. Do you wanna ta- do you wanna say what happened or no? You don't have to.

• 12:02Speaker 05

  Uh, I can, I, I don't have to say where it was or whatever, but, uh, I took, I thought what was a microdose of mushrooms and I ended up tripping.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  It was a mega dose.

• 12:14Speaker 05

  And I didn't, didn't wanna trip.

• 12:17Andrew Santino?

  It was, it was- He was in the corner of the couch for a while. He kept looking at me with wide eyes and he was like, "Santino." Wow.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Fun, fun, fun, fun.

• 12:26Andrew Santino?

  Shani, let me call you, let me call you back. Alright, bye, bye, bye. Later, dude. He was having a good time. Can I tell you that I've got a new lease on life now?

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, let's finish this.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:37Andrew Santino?

  This is what? You're walking through the woods?

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you have no idea. So, I, I have another photo that I, I'll just show you. I'll, I'll, I'll take it.

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  Are you still painting your nails or are you getting them painted?

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? A little fairy does it. What are you talking about?

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  Do you paint them or do you go somewhere?

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  I go somewhere. Dude, what's your aggression about, guy?

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  It was a fucking regular question, you fuckhead. And then you spun it like, "What are you talking about?" It's very easy. Do you do it or does someone else do it?

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  So see this couch right here?

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  Let me see. Who's that chick?

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  That's my girlfriend.

• 13:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, in that-

• 13:08Andrew Santino?

  I can't see her face.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so in that couch, right, is outside of Turtle Bay in a little tiny cabin. Okay? We decided to make love. Sweet love.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  By the lake. Okay? We make sweet love. She goes in to take a shower. I fall asleep outside.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  Hot.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Three in the morning, completely dark, by a lake. Okay?

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  You woke up and-

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  I woke up.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  The chiggers have stolen your wallet?

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  It's enough.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  It's enough, dude.

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's enough. But you know who got bitten the most, dude? Next to me, there was a fat white chick.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  She was re- oh my god, they went after her.

• 14:03Andrew Santino?

  Wait, so this is Turtle Bay, so that's what happened? By the way, does she have a tattoo above her? It says "Love to all you"?

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 14:11Andrew Santino?

  "Love to all you"?

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea, dude. It's in, um, Old English.

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  It says "Love," wait. Love-

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  I can't read Old English.

• 14:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh no, "Love is all you need," I'm sure.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  That's "All you need." Don't you agree? You agree?

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  No, brother.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:28Andrew Santino?

  You need a job.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  I know, but, yeah, you do need more. What is it, "All, love is all you need"?

• 14:34Andrew Santino?

  "Love is all you need."

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  It's a Beatles song.

• 14:36Andrew Santino?

  And some money.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Sing it.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  It's Beatles.

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, all, "Love is all you need." Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you're not tone deaf, but it's sound, that, you know that's not how it goes.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  Dun, dun, na, na, na, na.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  I was trying to make a version of it that's-

• 14:57Andrew Santino?

  Why, they're gonna sue us? You think Paul McCartney's gonna do it?

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want the, I don't want the Beatles to sue us.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  I saw you on Bad Friends.

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna sue them.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yo, you know what I got?

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  Tickets to Oasis next year.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Woo! Nice.

• 15:11Andrew Santino?

  I got, I got in line. What do you mean, "Why"? Oasis fucking rules.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  They're the best, I mean.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  I got in line, online. Luke, Luke, my cousin, got online. You had to sign up for a fucking code just to be able to try to buy tickets.

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  And then you put your preference of cities and it was like, Boston, Vegas, whatever.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  Call Taylor.

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  Call Taylor.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  You're friends with people.

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  You, you can't, you don't have any connections to go into Oasis?

• 15:37Andrew Santino?

  I buy tickets.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you can get in.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  Why? I buy tickets.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  You can, you can make a phone call.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  To who?

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Your agent.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  No, they don't-

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they can.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  Why would they be able to do anything?

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Who reps Oasis?

• 15:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, you'd have to look it up.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:54Andrew Santino?

  But music and, nah.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  I've done that before.

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you see-

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  You rep Green Day or whatever, you know, and then they go, "Yeah."

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  I just don't have that in me to do. I don't, I ju- I'd rather them get me a fucking job.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  Than get me tickets for Oasis.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  The one time I did that was George Lopez.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  I, I'd never met George Lopez and I had a Mexican girlfriend named Christine Portillo.

• 16:14Andrew Santino?

  Then the door was open to George. As soon as he sees you with a Mexican girl, you're in.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was in.

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is true.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And so, wait, that's how you get in with all those Mexicans.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck are you talking-

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  You go to Edward J- you go to Edward James Olmos's house, dude? You gotta bring a Mexican, dude.

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  They love it. So you know that, you know, I, I, dude, I'm dressed like an El Mariachi, dude.

• 16:37Andrew Santino?

  When you walk in?

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have those bolo ties, dude. I come in.

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  I have an Mexican girlfriend!

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I come in like that. So my point is, is that, uh, I didn't even know what I was talking about.

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  You have no point. George Lopez.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, George Lopez, yeah, so, um, I didn't know him and I called, and, and I called my agent. They, they gave me fourth row at, you know, somewhere, a theater somewhere in downtown.

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  What show?

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  It was somewhere in LA, in downtown LA.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  George Lopez, I said.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I thought, I thought George got you ti- you got tickets to see George Lopez?

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't know him at this point, I said.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  How old are you?

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm in my 30s.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  And you went to see Stand Up?

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  Fucking gross.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  It's so gross.

• 17:15Andrew Santino?

  I would never.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, and then I almost didn't get the tickets. I don't know, dude. It was like one of those. Is there anything I can do?

• 17:22Andrew Santino?

  Weren't you on Mad at that time?

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I could, yeah, I almost didn't get George Lopez tickets. Now I know him well, so I can get tickets now, but like, yeah. So he, he just-

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  Stand Up is insane to go see.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  To go see Stand Up.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Here's the worst, the worst part. And I love George, but, um,

• 17:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  He comes up, like, I guess, in a machine.

• 17:42Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  He's onstage, he comes up like Michael Jackson or something.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  Like Prince?

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Like out of the hole in the ground?

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Something hole of, yeah.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking-

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  And he comes up like this.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  Wild. No way.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, like Elvis, dude. I remember he didn't turn around for like two minutes. Right? And I literally got up and I go, "Let's come on, let's go."

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  I poked her like this, I go, "Let's go, let's go." It's too long.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  It's too much.

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  It's two, two minutes is way too long to be around like that.

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  You know what George is?

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  George is a comic.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  He's a real comic.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  And he likes comics. So like, I know some people that don't know George, think like, he might be a little stern or, not cold, but like, you know, whatever. But to comics, he's like, loves comedians.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 18:33Andrew Santino?

  I think it's just he loves the culture so much of comics.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  I love him so much. He's a great guy.

• 18:38Andrew Santino?

  So I have a lifestyle change that's happening and you guys are gonna be privy to it now.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  Dun, da, da, da, "Lifestyle change!"

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. I, uh, I found a new lease on life.

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  Dun, da, da, da, "New lease on life!"

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  Here in Atlanta.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  Tell me. How much?

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  Uh, I'm ju- I don't wanna be criticized, but I'm, I joined a group. I found a group here of people that align with my beliefs and my-

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I get, I understand. One battle after another, remember? At white society.

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  It's been wonderful. And we get together.

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  Let me, can I ask you some questions about the group?

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  It's just a hang.

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you some questions about the group?

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  What's the group called?

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  Eh, there's a lot of names.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Give me the main name. The lobbyist group.

• 19:21Andrew Santino?

  The Brotherhood.

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  The Brotherhood. So, so, the Brotherhood's like AIPAC and they give money to senators and congresspeople. Alright, so you're, alright, what are you lobbying for?

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  Singularity.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, singularity. When it comes to singularity, if I may, I work for ABC, by the way. My name is Nathan Branaghue.

• 19:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, hey, Mr. Branaghue.

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, anyway.

• 19:43Andrew Santino?

  You gotta be brand new.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  Branaghue?

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  Branaghue's my name.

• 19:48Andrew Santino?

  Is your dad just a white guy?

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  I was adopted.

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really?

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, it's about you. This, we don't have a lot of time.

• 19:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm interested in Branaghue.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm looking at the Brotherhood. Alright, so you, when you, you're, singularity.

• 20:01Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, she's calling.

• 20:04Andrew Santino?

  Hello?

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Hello? Was, was Carlos out of pocket?

• 20:08Andrew Santino?

  Was Carlos out of pocket at all? That's crazy.

• 20:13Speaker 06

  Well, Tone Tone was.

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  Who the fuck is Tone Tone?

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can you hang up the phone now?

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  Alright, Kat, we gotta go.

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  We gotta go, bye bye.

• 20:20Andrew Santino?

  Goodbye, goodbye.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  So, now we're opening a window into who's abusive.

• 20:25Speaker 03

  Well, that's a character I play.

• 20:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so he, when he wants to be abusive, he turns into Tone Tone Galore. Alright, now Tone Tone Galore.

• 20:34Andrew Santino?

  You're gay.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 20:36Andrew Santino?

  Bobby made up the name!

• 20:40Andrew Santino?

  You got all these characters. It was Bobby's character for me.

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not what I mean!

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  You named him.

• 20:46Bobby Lee?

  One day you walk into a room and you went, "I'm Tone Tone Galore, what the fuck is that?"

• 20:50Andrew Santino?

  That's not what happened. We were in your Penguin Suite in Sydney or wherever.

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:54Andrew Santino?

  And you were like, your character-

• 20:55Bobby Lee?

  I did have a Penguin Suite.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  You were like, "You're Tone Tone Galore, go." Like, it was like improv. But you've adopted this character.

• 21:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm a-

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  Do you wear certain clothing to be Tone Tone?

• 21:04Speaker 03

  No, it's that I went to a gay conversion camp and I'm trying to get others to go.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a backstory to Tone Tone Galore.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, and if you don't agree to go to the camp, I immediately like really hurt you.

• 21:14Andrew Santino?

  Did you go to the camp?

• 21:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I'm not gay anymore and I want other people to not be gay too. And so I would hit Kat really hard and like leave marks on her and stuff.

• 21:23Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 21:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's not fucking cool.

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  And that's not good either, so who's being emotionally abusive?

• 21:27Andrew Santino?

  No, that's physical.

• 21:29Speaker 03

  But that's funny!

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  That's not funny.

• 21:31Speaker 03

  Everyone laughed.

• 21:32Andrew Santino?

  Because you're Tone Tone, you can, where do you smack her?

• 21:35Speaker 03

  The thigh, ass, anywhere that-

• 21:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this is insane.

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, hold on, hold on.

• 21:38Speaker 06

  Hello?

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  Can you explain to me Tone Tone Galore?

• 21:41Andrew Santino?

  I mean-

• 21:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, explain to me, who's Tone Tone Galore?

• 21:46Andrew Santino?

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• 21:47Bobby Lee?

  Guess what, guy? I'm the most dehydrated person you've ever met in your life.

• 21:51Andrew Santino?

  I can tell by your skin, you should take some Liquid IV, because one stick of Liquid IV and 16 ounces of water is more hydrating than water alone.

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  It's like I'm a scarecrow.

• 21:57Andrew Santino?

  You are.

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I need this stuff because I need to stay hydrated and this is the best stuff in the market. Hydration multiplier, electrolyte drink mix, blood orange, new flavor, I love this stuff.

• 22:08Andrew Santino?

  Delicious, blood orange is actually super, super good. By the way, uh, the lemon lime, the classic, is probably my go-to, but the blood orange might sneak right up there.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:17Andrew Santino?

  Liquid IV is backed by a scientific advisory board, they got real experts and real science, and uh, you know, look, before a workout, I like to overhydrate a little bit, because you're gonna sweat. Uh, you have a long night out, you're feeling rundown, you know, whatever it is, long flights, you gotta hydrate and Liquid IV is gonna help you hydrate.

• 22:34Bobby Lee?

  Eight vitamins and nutrients, everybody.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, that's delicious, that's the flavor that bites back, that blood orange, man, it's very good.

• 22:41Bobby Lee?

  Blood orange is here to resurrect your hydration, Andrew, and shock of citrus flavor. Have you been shocked by citrus flavor?

• 22:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah!

• 22:52Andrew Santino?

  Scary fast hydration.

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:54Andrew Santino?

  Uh, the flavor that bites back and, and you know, when you need to rise from the dead again, don't be haunted by dehydration with the brand new blood orange flavor, it's so very good. You know Liquid IV, you've seen it, it's time to go get it and hydrate, my friend. Uh, also, experience faster hydration than water alone with this pack of the best sellers, they got the citrusy lemon lime, that bright passion fruit, tangy tropical punch and ripe strawberry. Lemon lime, this flavor by the way, zesty and bright, a punch of citrus tang and a perfectly balanced light acidity, it is very, very good.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  Very good, and you can get it anywhere.

• 23:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can get it anywhere.

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:27Andrew Santino?

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• 23:32Bobby Lee?

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• 23:46Andrew Santino?

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• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  I tell you the best gift you've given me, you've saved me money on Rocket Money, I'll tell you this, guys, I had so many unwanted subscriptions out there, video games on my phone, apps, different like-

• 24:07Andrew Santino?

  You had so many crap apps.

• 24:08Bobby Lee?

  Sleeping medication, meditation apps.

• 24:11Andrew Santino?

  We had that, and then that, the rock skipping game that was charging you.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  The rock skipping, yeah.

• 24:15Andrew Santino?

  This guy bought an app, he bought something where you skip a rock all day.

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  Thousands, yeah, thousands of money I was bleeding, and Andrew said, "Get on Rocket Money," and I've saved thousands of dollars. Um, it is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings, that's what it is.

• 24:34Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right, Bob's used it, uh, and it helped him tremendously, but also if you're looking to set budgets and goals, it can also help you do that. Um, you know, you can also, uh, discuss automated savings that grow towards goals with adjustable amounts of frequency and set it and forget it approach, so if you're looking to just, you know, save money, not wasting it online, and also grow your money, Rocket Money helps you do that as well. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster, join at rocketmoney.com/badfriends, that's rocketmoney.com/badfriends.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  Rocketmoney.com/badfriends. Talkspace! I love Talkspace, you know, therapy is, saved my life, it's the most important thing. Talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatrists that you can access anytime, anywhere.

• 25:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, you typically get paired up within 48 hours, which is huge about Talkspace, and I will say, Bobby and I have talked about it pretty candidly on the show for many, many years now. Both of us believe in therapy, uh, I do think, um, Talkspace is very inclusive and it provides treatment for individuals, couples, LGBTQIA+ community, veterans, teens, everybody, no matter who you are, I do think talking to someone is very imperative. Um, it helps you, uh, get to where you want or need to be, depending on what your goals are, and we've been using it for a long time and I'm happy.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Also, unlike other telehealth companies, psychiatry is available through Talkspace, so you can get the medication you need to supplement your talk therapy if needed.

• 25:53Andrew Santino?

  Talkspace makes getting help, uh, you need easy, accessible and affordable, plus most insured members have a $0 copay. And as a listener of this podcast, you're gonna get $80 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talkspace.com and enter the promo code SPACE80.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  That's SPACE80, S.P.A.C.E. 80. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. Who's Tone Tone Galore?

• 26:17Speaker 06

  I can't.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you can, who's Tone Tone Galore?

• 26:20Speaker 06

  Tone Tone Galore is a character that, um, Carlos adopted.

• 26:26Speaker 03

  Thank you, adopted.

• 26:26Speaker 06

  Pretty method acting and he like, I think he was like-

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Is he violent? Is he violent?

• 26:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, yes.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  He's a Christian counselor?

• 26:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:35Andrew Santino?

  So what, all his repression comes out in violence? It's because you're repressed, is that what it is? You're a gay guy who can't come out?

• 26:41Speaker 03

  And I want other people to be involved.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Alright, thank you, Kat.

• 26:44Speaker 06

  Okay, bye.

• 26:45Andrew Santino?

  Wait, I'm trying to understand this character, so you're repressed, you went to conversion camp, it didn't work?

• 26:50Speaker 03

  No, it did work, I'm not gay anymore.

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right.

• 26:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I work for the camp and I want other people to come, and they never listen to me, so I hit them.

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  So when people come-

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  You're fucking-

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  See what I'm dealing with? I'm dealing with fucking layers of psychology here, yeah, it's sick stuff.

• 27:08Speaker 03

  It was your idea though.

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  How did I come up with Tone Tone Galore, that's insane.

• 27:12Speaker 03

  You came up with the name, that's all I needed.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  Is that something that I would come up with, Tone Tone Galore?

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  Definitely. Absolutely, but wait a minute.

• 27:20Speaker 03

  It was the seed, I'm the tree.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  So you went to camp?

• 27:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  You want others to come to camp to change?

• 27:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  Because you think it worked on you.

• 27:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I get a percentage.

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  Now you're not secretly giving tuggies at camp?

• 27:30Speaker 03

  No, absolutely not.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  You're not being a bad boy in the bunks?

• 27:33Speaker 03

  No, I liked my conversion.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Because of the suppression though?

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  Repression?

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  Repression, I mean, it comes out in violence.

• 27:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  And so for him to say that to me-

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you just fuck a guy?

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  And get it over with.

• 27:45Speaker 03

  Because I went to camp and I don't need to anymore.

• 27:47Andrew Santino?

  See, this sounds like someone who's denying their truth.

• 27:50Speaker 03

  I think you're mad at me because I slept in bed with a girl and we didn't have sex.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm not mad at that, I just think it's odd for an adult male.

• 27:57Speaker 03

  I was tired.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  How old are you again?

• 27:59Speaker 03

  39.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 28:00Speaker 03

  I was tired.

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  It's not odd, it's just gay.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  Did you try?

• 28:05Speaker 03

  No, I didn't try, I promise.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  But, but you can't, you, look.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  You have to try.

• 28:10Andrew Santino?

  100%.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  You can't-

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  How do you try?

• 28:14Andrew Santino?

  Do you have, are you not attracted at all to her?

• 28:16Speaker 03

  I'm not.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  She's very pretty.

• 28:17Andrew Santino?

  I've seen her, I saw her on FaceTime last night, they fucking FaceTimed me from bed.

• 28:21Speaker 03

  I was super attracted to her friend.

• 28:23Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 28:23Speaker 03

  I was super attracted to her friend when we met, and so that's like the connection.

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  Is she attracted to you?

• 28:29Speaker 03

  Probably not.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  Why would you say it like that?

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  She flew here from Nashville.

• 28:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, she's cool.

• 28:34Andrew Santino?

  It's like a 30 minute flight.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it is, oh, I don't know.

• 28:36Andrew Santino?

  It's two minutes away. Wait a minute though, she flew here to see you, was there a discussion, we're gonna be sleeping in the same bed? That, did that ever come up?

• 28:45Speaker 03

  No, because we've done it before in Vegas before, so it wasn't-

• 28:48Andrew Santino?

  You were in fucking Las Vegas and nothing happened?

• 28:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm shocked, I'm astonished.

• 28:53Speaker 03

  And there was a gay, there were two beds in that one, there was a gay guy in the other bed, and everyone just had a good time, I watched Game of Thrones on my iPad.

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  Who was in the other bed, Tone Tone Galore, whatever the fuck his name is? Hey.

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  It's Caligula, it's dark. It's, it's-

• 29:08Andrew Santino?

  Could you sleep in a bed with a woman just as a friend?

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  I've done it so many times.

• 29:12Speaker 03

  Oh, dude, he's so gay, dude.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  No, but I'll, but here's my excuse.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  See that attitude right there? Fuck you, man.

• 29:19Speaker 03

  Fuck you!

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  Alright, see, there we go.

• 29:21Andrew Santino?

  I know, well, you just-

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it?

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  You definitely just started it.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  Anyway-

• 29:25Speaker 03

  He's such a gaslighter.

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  Gas is up, dude.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Gas is up, all day long.

• 29:30Andrew Santino?

  Can I finish my Brotherhood?

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm done with it, what was my name again? Bra- Brahmehue.

• 29:36Andrew Santino?

  Brahmehue, Nathan Brahmehue?

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Nathan Brahmehue.

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, welcome back, great commercial break, anyway, um, so the Brotherhood, what is your name again?

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  Cliff.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Hi Cliff, how are you? So, um, you guys are lobbyists, you, singularity is what you said.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  That's what we're looking for.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I understand that, and you know what, I love your books.

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, How to Die in Alabama was a great, How to Die in Alabama was a great book.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  We're big into book burning as well.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Right, and, um, your references to Timothy McVeigh was incredible, you know what I mean, terrible human being, no, don't do that.

• 30:07Andrew Santino?

  Whenever you say his name, I have to. I have to salute when he says-

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  Tim?

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  David Krasch.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Ruby Ridge.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Ruby, Ruby.

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  Bring up a picture of Stone Mountain. This is where I'm staying. So the joke that we're obviously making is I learned on my first fucking day driving down. This is it. I'm driving down. I'm driving down Robert E. Lee Boulevard.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they got my photo wrong.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  They carved it wrong.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, your eyes. Your eyes look, your eyes look different there.

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm driving down Robert E. Lee Boulevard. I get to the set. And one of the crew members is like, I was like, ooh, tough. Tough little road out there. He's like, yeah, the resurgence of the KKK started here. I was like, what? He's like, right here in Stone Mountain. So go back to the other picture, Carlos. You can see it. We're shooting near this thing. It's this big national park. And he was like, yeah, the KKK started on the outside of this stone mountain.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  The resurgence of it. It's fucking insane. And I go, and I said to the cop, there's cops everywhere inside of this park. It's a national park. There's cops all over the. And the cop comes to set and he's like chatting with us about the movie. There they are. Oh, there I am.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  There's Stone Mountain.

• 31:29Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I wasn't in this one. I'm, I took that photo.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  I'm chatting with the cop and I was like, I was like, what's this place known for? He's like, the KKK and suicide. I go, what? He goes, we, people jump off of that fucking thing all the time. And the woods are so dense and thick. They shot stranger things in these woods where we're filming, some of it. And he goes, people get drugs, do drugs, get drunk and go get lost in the fucking wood.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Is it beautiful?

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  It is oddly beautiful. It's kinda, it's like, I get it.

• 32:04Speaker 03

  The people that.

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, I get it. If you're gonna do it, do it somewhere pretty. What's been going on with you other than having all this time off?

• 32:11Speaker 04

  Beautiful.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  You're just sitting, huh? Are you helping your wife?

• 32:15Speaker 04

  No, I'm here. I'm watching Bobby doing pirouettes and getting naked on stage and, I mean, time of my life.

• 32:23Andrew Santino?

  By the way, our, my contract, our contract punishment with MGM, because you're butthole in Vegas, is gone now because I resigned with MGM again.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  So we're out of jail now.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  That's you. I think I'm still in jail.

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  No, you're good.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 32:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we asked. They said you're good.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  MGM, I'm good.

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no more butthole stuff.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I get, no, no butthole.

• 32:42Speaker 04

  No, he didn't do it.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  I didn't do butthole.

• 32:43Speaker 04

  The whole deaf community came to see Bobby last night.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  The deaf community?

• 32:48Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  No, you are a visual act.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:51Andrew Santino?

  It's not as much what you say as what you do.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  Are you making fun of the translator up there?

• 32:55Speaker 04

  No, making fun. She did such a.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  She did a great job.

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. How do you fucking know? You don't speak sign.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  And I was looking to the left. I go, she was doing like the Down syndrome making love joke.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  What if she was like this dumb Korean, more fat, this stu-, this Korean fat clown?

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:12Speaker 04

  That's what she was doing.

• 33:13Andrew Santino?

  She did that? So wait, how many deaf people came to the show?

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude. They just was a translator. Is that what you call them? Interpreter?

• 33:19Speaker 04

  Interpreter.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  Interpreter, yeah.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  Interpreter.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  But did you meet the deaf person?

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they came up afterward. No, there was no deaf people. The interpreters though came backstage afterwards.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they did?

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And I go, what's up? You know, that kinda thing, you know, it was good.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you just said hi?

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just said hi. Yeah, yeah.

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  So how many shows do you have left now this year before your special comes out?

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Four, maybe. Four or five.

• 33:39Speaker 03

  Three.

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  Are you happy to be done?

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm so done. I'm happy.

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  You are?

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's a grind.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  But it's a good grind?

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  It's a good grind, yeah. But I, I, I'm, dude, dude, I'm a home guy.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  I know, I'm the polar opposite.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  I know, you love being out.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna go home ever.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, but what about your dog?

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  I love my dog. I wish my dog and my wife could just be a mobile. I wanna, you know, I'm gonna be one of those guys that gets a camper and travels.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  I'll go with you.

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  I wanna sell my house so bad and just go.

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you've always, you've always been like that. Let's go.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you why.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  When I was a kid, we moved a lot into apartments in Chicago.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  You're a dreamer.

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  And then by the time we got to the suburbs, that house was a house, not a home to me. It was a place I like went to high school in.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it didn't feel like home?

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  I didn't have a childhood home.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 34:25Andrew Santino?

  We were in apartments and then when we got a house.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why can't you just call that your childhood home?

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  Cause it doesn't feel like it.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But how long do you have to be in a house for it to be a childhood home?

• 34:36Andrew Santino?

  I think you have to grow up as a young kid there for your child. Like, like your most formidable years, like, like four to nine is your childhood.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  That's your childhood home?

• 34:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  So Minnesota is my childhood home?

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. That is your childhood home.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  San Diego is where you like.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  I still think San Diego, that's where all the drugs happened.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's not the best, not good.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, those are the good times. Yeah, yeah.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you know, you know why Christian Bale snapped on that set?

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  I'm on, I'm on his side.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  You, you, when you first listen to that Christian Bale thing, you're like, well, that's a little too much. But that really fucking pissed me off.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  I agree with him from the beginning. I thought from the beginning it was legitimate.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  By the way, when you hear the back.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  You see me moving around your lights when you're doing your job? What did he say in the thing?

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  He's like, you're in the shot.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  He was.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  By the way, the guy.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  We're not working together again, man. You know what I mean?

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  He apparently did it multiple times. So it wasn't like a fucking one off. We haven't had any explosions on set.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  But it's heavy. We're shooting probably a 40 day movie in 22 days.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  It's insane. We're doing, pulling 14 hour days.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  How many, how many scenes in a day? A lot?

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  Six.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  We're gunning as fast as we've ever, it's fucking insane what we're doing. Stamos, Heather Graham.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  So cool.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  So nice, so cool, so funny. Stamos, my boss was Ralph Macchio.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Ralph is in it?

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  How is he?

• 35:57Andrew Santino?

  We talked about you.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  I met him before.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's gotta come on the show. He wants to come on back.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  I've met Ralph.

• 36:02Andrew Santino?

  I said, I said, the last episode, we just talked about Pat Morita.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can I tell you about Ralph? What, here's what, my brother and Ralph almost got into it.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  Your brother?

• 36:12Andrew Santino?

  Fought Karate Kid?

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  It was so embarrassing. I had to kick my brother out of a theater.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  So I was hosting a, um, the Asian Excellence Awards.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  And this is when my brother used to be drinking, you know what I mean? And we were, so it was Danny DeVito, Ralph Macchio, sitting on a couch in the back of this theater.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  The babes of Hollywood.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  There's the mega babes.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  And so my brother was drunk and my brother had never been around Hollywood, anyone.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Right? So my brother had a beer and they're sitting around a couch and I swear to God, my brother, this is Ralph Macchio's head right here, looking this way. My brother would go up behind him and go, Karate Kid, man.

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  That sounds like Steve.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Karate Kid, man. You're the best.

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  So Ralph probably liked that. That's nice.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  No, he, they all moved away.

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 37:01Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  And I pulled Steve aside and go, don't fucking talk to anybody, man.

• 37:05Andrew Santino?

  Don't talk to Macchio that way.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  No, talk to anybody. Don't talk to, if you don't know how to do it, don't do it.

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, how does he do it?

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  You don't say shit, man.

• 37:13Andrew Santino?

  You just don't say anything?

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  Dude, if you're, okay, let's say I'm fucking Pat Morita.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  We're in an elevator.

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  Aren't you, aren't you supposed to be dead?

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm alive. This is 1988.

• 37:24Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  Alright, this is after, this is pre Karate Kid, after Happy Days.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  So I'm in a really bad zone.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  No, I, maybe he was happy.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  No, he was doing commercials and stuff.

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Alright. Hoo do, hoo, hoo, okay, walks on, walks off, walks on.

• 37:39Speaker 04

  He has a script already.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  It's being developed.

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he has the script.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  No, he has a script. It's being, he's tracking it. He's tracking the project, right? So he's trying to get into the role. So he already knows some of the lines.

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  He read about it in the trades?

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  He read about it.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  He read about it in the trades, right, right. And they won't see him right now.

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. They're looking for other roles.

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  So you and I are in an elevator together then?

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if this, it's, the setup is so elaborate already that it's, I don't think it's gonna, the weight of it is gonna crumble.

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  The weight of it's gonna crumble, but I'm gonna try anyway, okay? So, um.

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  What do I say?

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  What do you, do you say nothing or say something?

• 38:11Andrew Santino?

  If you're Pat, I would look over.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Hoo do, hoo, hoo, walks on, walks on, hoo. Danielson, Danielson, Danielson, Dan, Danielson, Danielson, Danielson. Hoya, hoya, hoya, okay. Excuse me, hello?

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  Sunday, Monday, happy day.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day. Thursday, Friday, happy day. Happy day! I'm out!

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Bye bye!

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  Bing bye!

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Elevator opens, that's what you would do?

• 38:38Andrew Santino?

  I would just sing with him.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  That's so dumb, dude. That's worse than like.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  You sang back!

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's.

• 38:45Andrew Santino?

  You fucking immediately sang back.

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  I really did sing, sing back.

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  Like, how fun would that be?

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:50Andrew Santino?

  Anyway, the, the movie's good. And Tim Simons plays, Tim Simons and Cinco Walls play my best friends and they're, they're fucking both so good. It's so funny. Tim flew back to LA last weekend. And I was like, where are you going to see your family? He's like, I gotta go to the Emmys. I was like, you, that's awesome. And he was like, it is. But he's like, this is hard travel because of the shoot schedule's fucking insane. And he goes, also, you know, he went a thousand times for Veep. Cause that show got nominated every fucking year. And he's like, you know, it's still fun, but it changes your perception when you have family and work and they're like, you gotta get back to do this thing. I was like, man, I'm never gonna ever get invited. So I won't know what that feels like.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever been to the Emmys?

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  I've never been to any award show.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Me either!

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we'll never go.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, don't say that!

• 39:37Andrew Santino?

  They don't want us to go.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  I know they don't want us to go, but we have to go.

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine them looking at the guest list and they're like, how the fuck are these guys on it?

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  Like, even if we did get an award.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  They probably wouldn't let us show up for it.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I was looking back at some of the playback. I used to interview people on the Emmys.

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  I used to be the interviewer.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  Do we have that footage?

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, we looked it up. It's on YouTube. It's bad. Please don't look it up.

• 39:58Andrew Santino?

  Please look it up.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But anyway, I used to interview people on the red carpet.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  For who? For ABC?

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  No, for, uh, Fox.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  It's embarrassing. I can't.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  Stop. I wanna hear it. No, I wanna hear it.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  It's so embarrassing. It's so bad.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  Just a man kinda way.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, turn it off, turn it off. Turn it off, turn it off.

• 40:44Speaker 03

  Okay, it won't, it won't turn off, dude.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  You know, after watching that clip, I gotta tell you.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  It was bad.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  You've grown so much as a comedian.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that was Colbert.

• 40:55Andrew Santino?

  I know. Well, yeah, I saw.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  From, from so long, I didn't even remember that.

• 40:59Speaker 03

  That was like thirty years ago.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  That was like thirty years ago.

• 41:01Andrew Santino?

  You look good. Skinny, young Bob.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:04Andrew Santino?

  Look at you now.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  But that's the only, that's the closest I ever got to the Emmy. They wouldn't let me inside.

• 41:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we'll never get it.

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  They don't let you inside. BlueChew. BlueChew is the official sponsor of Bad Friends.

• 41:15Andrew Santino?

  You know what else BlueChew should sponsor?

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  Me.

• 41:17Andrew Santino?

  That look your girl gives you when she's ready for another round. Again and again and again and again.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  Listen, guys, I carry BlueChew. This is from my pocket.

• 41:26Andrew Santino?

  BlueChew Gold is in his pocket. It literally was pulled it out seconds ago.

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  I just turned fifty-five years old and does the machinery work? Still works, right? Does it need lubrication and fabric and help?

• 41:36Andrew Santino?

  He needs some oil.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  I need oil. And this is what the BlueChew does. It gets the engine running. And let me say something, okay? It works.

• 41:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it does work.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  It's the best.

• 41:45Andrew Santino?

  He sent me a couple photos of before and afters and I don't like that, but it definitely does work. I'll tell you that.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  There you go. Bruce Banner to Hulk. I'll tell you that right now. Okay.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

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• 42:10Bobby Lee?

  That's promo code BADFRIENDS. You will also receive an additional ten percent off plus free overnight shipping on your first order.

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

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• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Shopify. Hey, everybody. We have an online business here at Bad Friends and we only use Shopify to help us get our stuff out because we only have the best here at Bad Friends.

• 42:33Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Shopify helps you launch a store and start selling in a few simple steps without needing to be an e-commerce expert because we're not. Look, we're pretty stupid. Everyone that works on this show is very stupid. And Shopify helps us do everything.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  You like Sidekick?

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

  I love Sidekick. Shopify's AI system, it helps your business, tasks along the way from store setup to planning promotions. They do literally everything. Look, we put a bunch of shirts online, t-shirts and sweaters and everything. And if it weren't for Shopify, we wouldn't know how to get that stuff to you guys.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  Shopify's mobile app lets you manage key parts of your store from anywhere, including inventory, customer support and payments too.

• 43:04Andrew Santino?

  It's exactly right. You can launch before Black Friday, a time of year where more people are shopping and ready to buy. Uh, the best part is Shopify's got these pre-built themes and AI side builders. It makes it easier to create a professional storefront, no matter what it is you're selling. I mean, it can be shirts like us, or if you're making knickknacks in your garage, you know, in between your other jobs that you're wanting to make a small business grow, Shopify is going to be there for you the entire way and help you get it to the people that need it most, which are your customers. Start your free trial.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  That's Shopify.com/BadFriends.

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  You heard him. That's Shopify.com/BadFriends today to hear your first.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  QUO. You ever get a call, get sent straight to a voicemail that's clearly from two thousand fifteen and just hang up? You ever have it ever happen?

• 43:45Andrew Santino?

  It's happened, yeah.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? Your customers do that to you too, right?

• 43:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the customers do that.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  That's why at some point, you just gotta say, let's fucking QUO, dude.

• 43:54Andrew Santino?

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• 44:21Bobby Lee?

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• 44:28Andrew Santino?

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• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  Try QUO, Q U O, for free. Plus get twenty percent off your first six months when you go to quo.com slash.

• 44:48Andrew Santino?

  Bad Friends. That's quo, Q U O dot com slash Bad Friends. Although I will say, if anybody's gonna win an award.

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  I saw Bobby's movie. I wasn't supposed to see it.

• 44:59Bobby Lee?

  What movie?

• 45:00Andrew Santino?

  Bobby Kelly's movie.

• 45:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 45:03Andrew Santino?

  It's great. I'm not even, I'm not even kidding at all. You're so good in it. It's fantastic. You, Yamanika, Jim Norton, Bobby Kelly. He did a great job.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  I can't, I can't, I, I, for, I, I believe you.

• 45:19Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  No, I believe you, but I feel, I, I, I, I don't believe you too.

• 45:23Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm in the middle because sometimes you'll go, I did a good job, but they come to, I'll call other people and go, oh no, that was the worst thing I've ever seen. So it's like, I don't know. I can't tell if you're being real or authentic or real right now.

• 45:34Andrew Santino?

  I think it was great. What do you want me to say to make it?

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  No, because, I understand that. Because shooting it, I, I, because shooting it was so hard.

• 45:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it looked impossible. I would have hated it.

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  It was so hard. And then afterwards, it's like, where is it? It's been years.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's got, but no.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  So you don't know what the project looks like.

• 45:51Andrew Santino?

  You did it two years ago.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

  No, well, that's.

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 45:54Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it's not that old.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  Right. Was I fat in it?

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  You look the same as you do now. Fat. No, you don't look fat. You look the same. You're not fat. When were you fat? I think you think you're fat because we make jokes.

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am fat.

• 46:05Andrew Santino?

  You've never been fat.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 46:08Andrew Santino?

  You've never been, not to me.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 46:13Speaker 04

  You just told me Bobby looked fat like an hour ago.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did. Yeah. You also.

• 46:19Andrew Santino?

  Dude, fuck you. Get out of here.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, can I also?

• 46:22Andrew Santino?

  Get out of here.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Can I also?

• 46:23Andrew Santino?

  Go back to your country. This is, you're in the South, dude. You better go back to where you came from, Spanish.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I tell you the reason why I know you're right? Because yesterday he did the GLP three joke again on the phone.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  It's a good joke.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  He goes, you need to be on GLP three, you're so fat. So what you're saying, I am fat then?

• 46:41Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Why did you see the GLP five joke yesterday?

• 46:44Speaker 04

  He goes to three already?

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:46Speaker 04

  He went from two, one, two, three.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  To five now.

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  Dude, no, I told him, take, take GLP one and two so you can get to GLP three. You add them together and make GLP three. No, you're not fat. And actually.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  So I don't know if you're being sincere, but.

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  Look at me in the face. You, you know what I mean when I say this. I swear on my mother's life, a person that I would not.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  The movie was good.

• 47:06Andrew Santino?

  I thought you, I thought you were very good.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Now it changes.

• 47:09Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  Now it changes.

• 47:12Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. No, look at me.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:14Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I enjoyed the film, but I was, I was more so commenting that you're very good in it. Yamanika's so fucking good.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  Genuinely. I was like, this is very fucking good. Her emotional fucking roller coaster, she goes, it's great, dude. I thought it was fucking great. Like, I really liked it. I'm not fucking around.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, thank you.

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  Say something to make sure that I know I'm being genuine. I swear.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  I could call Robert right now.

• 47:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we talked about it. I, I told him.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, I.

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  I told him the same thing and I said, he goes, do you have any notes? And I said, I would cut a little bit of the fat. There's some fat that it, the runtime is long.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 47:49Speaker 04

  Are you calling me fat?

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  You guys see Resident Evil, Hope, anything?

• 47:56Speaker 04

  Resident Evil, amazing.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  You saw Resident Evil?

• 47:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  I liked it too. You guys watch it?

• 48:01Andrew Santino?

  I wanna, I wanna see it. Tim Simons went to go see it when I was going out.

• 48:04Speaker 04

  It's really good.

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  And he was like, I just wanted to go see Resident Evil. And I was like, is it worth it? He's like, absolutely.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's so simple, but it's like, you know, he has his own style, that guy, dude. You know what I mean?

• 48:14Speaker 04

  It's so good.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  It's so good. And then I saw Hope, the Korean movie. You sent me this.

• 48:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I wanna see that so bad.

• 48:20Speaker 04

  I saw it too.

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  Would you? No, I, I have my opinion about it.

• 48:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, too many Koreans.

• 48:26Andrew Santino?

  Fuck her. I wanna see Digger.

• 48:29Speaker 04

  The problem with that movie is that it's three hours long and then you get to the end and it's like, oh, this is just part one or whatever.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  That, here's the problem with the movie, okay? My problem with the movie is, is that it's another movie of two halves.

• 48:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay? The first hour and a half of that movie is a masterpiece.

• 48:45Speaker 04

  Great.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Great. The ending is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life. So it's like, you take it for what it is.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  Is it really that bad?

• 48:51Speaker 04

  No, it's just like.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  It's abrupt and it changes the whole thing.

• 48:56Speaker 04

  And it looked like the second part is from that, the perspective of the other people.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  Yes, exactly. It's like a point of view adjustment.

• 49:05Andrew Santino?

  It's told through another lens then.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But I don't, but you don't like it. You're like, why would you do that?

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  Is it being well-received?

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, went to Cannes.

• 49:16Speaker 04

  Went to Cannes.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  It's another place we'll never get to go.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's the last place I'm gonna go.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  Wouldn't it be so fun?

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  I'd love to go. You know, Venice, I've always, I have fantasies of going to Venice, going on a yacht, going on a yacht with Brad.

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  With Pit Dog?

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  With Pitsy?

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  With that dog from that new movie he's in.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:36Andrew Santino?

  Just the dog?

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Throw the dog in the ocean and save it again, just like the movie.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  Just doing it over and over all day long?

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would keep doing it, like the movie.

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  When new guests, when a new guest comes on the boat, you do the bit again?

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  I do the bit again. Check this out, right?

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  I'll get him.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh no!

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  Just like the movie, yeah.

• 49:49Andrew Santino?

  Ruffles!

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Ruffles, yeah.

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  You jump in?

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  But my fantasy is out there with Brad and, you know, with the dog.

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  Who's your Hollywood fantasy in the Venice Film Festival, or at Ca- Cannes? Cannes? Cannes? What is it?

• 50:00Speaker 03

  Cannes.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  Cannes? Who, who, who's boat?

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Here's, here's my fantasy, alright? I wake up at a chateau.

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  So you're not on wa- you wake up on the land? You don't want to live on the boat?

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm in two pieces of land. Right?

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  There's an, there's a, so here's what it is. There's a lake, right, at Cannes, and there's an island in the middle of the lake. I'm in that island.

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  Right, in a chateau, like I said. Anyway, I'm-

• 50:26Andrew Santino?

  Who owns the island?

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Daniel Day-Lewis.

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  Nice.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he calls me.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  He calls you-

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Bobby! That's how he sounds like. That's what he sounds like, when he's not acting.

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm shocked that that's what he sounds like. I feel like that's not what he sounds like.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "Hello, Daniel." "Wait, what character are you doing? Are you doing Phantom Thread right now?" Or I always make little jokes like that in the morning.

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  Does he like that?

• 50:44Bobby Lee?

  He hates it. Yeah, he really does, you know what I mean? He's like, "Don't, you guys, don't make that joke about clogs." Cause you know, you're like, "He needs clogs." Yeah, anyway, my point is, is like, so my fantasy calls me, "Let's have a croissant."

• 50:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, of course.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we have a croissant.

• 50:57Andrew Santino?

  He's a big croissant guy.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  He really is, right?

• 50:59Andrew Santino?

  People know that.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  And I wear the clogs, just for the sake of the joke.

• 51:01Andrew Santino?

  You should.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's clogs.

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  Is it a pan of chocolate, or is it just a regular croissant?

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  The, the, the fucking clogs are pan of chocolate.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  What? You're wearing pan of chocolate?

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  And it's the worst, because when you step down, the chocolate goes in between your toes.

• 51:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh no.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so I walk in with the pan of chocolate, right? And he always does like a laugh.

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  Aww. That's how he laughs? Wow, I mean, I get it.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he gets it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:26Speaker 03

  This is a great dream.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  It's not a dream, this is, oh, it is a dream, yeah. So I wake up, right-

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  I have a dream!

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  I have a dream.

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  That one day Bobby will wear pan of chocolate shoes!

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then we do-

• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  With Daniel Day-Lewis!

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Can I finish my-

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  On an island!

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Island!

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Pineapple cruise.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  Pineapple cruise?

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pineapple cruise and I. Pineapple cruise and I, dude, we go fucking snow sledding, in the lake.

• 51:48Andrew Santino?

  In fucking the summer?

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Yes, the summer!

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  No, sick. I don't know how, you set that up?

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  To get the ice out there is hard.

• 51:55Andrew Santino?

  So expensive.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  You know how much ice, sheets of ice you have to get to create that like-

• 51:59Andrew Santino?

  Who's paying that tab, Daniel?

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 52:02Andrew Santino?

  Pineapple?

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  Elon.

• 52:03Andrew Santino?

  Musk dog is that?

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he loves it.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  It's his, it's his lake. What's your fantasy? You have a Cannes fantasy?

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  No, honestly?

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  Is, um, what's the one with the big staircase? That's Venice Film Festival? With like that big, that's Cannes?

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, you fall down.

• 52:19Andrew Santino?

  I want to fall down. I'm so bad at it. I want to fall down.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  You and I are holding hands?

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  So, how fun would that be?

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  You and I holding hands at the top?

• 52:26Andrew Santino?

  And we fall-

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  And we do a tumble all the way down?

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  All the way down.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  Right, and in my pocket I have ketchup.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Or, you know, you know what? I'll go to real Hollywood store and get real blood.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  Ketchup's funnier.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Ketchup's funnier.

• 52:37Andrew Santino?

  Because that, someone will be like, "Is that ketchup?" And it'll be funny.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  And I put it all on my face.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  But it's a ton of ketchup.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I get up-

• 52:44Andrew Santino?

  Our pockets are filled with ketchup.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 52:46Andrew Santino?

  Like, imagine-

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's my bit.

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  I'm the one that did the stuff!

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I'm the ketchup!

• 52:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  I created the ketchup!

• 52:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  Alright, sorry for yelling, guys.

• 52:55Andrew Santino?

  So I fall down the stairs, and then you fucking, you really hitch your fucking-

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  On top of it, and I come up with red face, "Ah!" Right, I scream.

• 53:02Andrew Santino?

  Right, and my neck is broke.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Broken.

• 53:05Andrew Santino?

  So now you have to drag me by my shoulder, my legs are flopping around like a fish.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they're like, they're not promoting anything.

• 53:11Andrew Santino?

  And then we don't even-

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  We don't know how they showed up.

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  We don't even get in.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  We don't even get in.

• 53:15Andrew Santino?

  We didn't even have tickets.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  What's it like in there, you think?

• 53:18Andrew Santino?

  I bet you it's so boring.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  Finger food and small talk.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 53:22Andrew Santino?

  Finger food and small talk. It's like how all these things are. Any Hollywood event you go to, you're like, "This sucks shit." And there's always one guy that's like, you know, snaked his way in there, and he's miserable, and you, and he has to talk to you. And you're like, "What do you do?" He's like, "Nothing, I'm just a producer and I make millions of dollars, and I don't fucking do anything."

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was at the Variety Party and, um, at Comic Con, and I ended up like talking to Mr. Frost from X-Men. What's his name?

• 53:52Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Mr. Freeze?

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  Mr. Freeze?

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  Iceman, Iceman, Iceman from X-Men.

• 53:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, X-Men. Arnold Schwarzenegger would have been way cooler, as Mr. Freeze.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I'm with Iceman.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna go down, Batman.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  But, um, yeah, so, um, you liked Resident Evil, and anyway, what else is out there?

• 54:13Andrew Santino?

  The point is-

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  The point of life is what?

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  We're never gonna get an award.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  But that's cool. I think it's more rock and roll to not get an award.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  But we've been in projects where they get to go. I've been in that situation. "We're all going, I'm on the show too, you're not going."

• 54:28Andrew Santino?

  I did three seasons of Dave, and we didn't get nominated once, and I thought that's, it was FX's biggest comedy.

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  And we still didn't get nominated. Cause it's all politics. I was talking to Tim Simons about it, he was like, "There's so much positioning." It's so weird, it's not, this isn't like what everybody likes. I mean, sometimes it really is, but a lot of times it's just, look when Leo won.

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  He could have won for fifty fucking things.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:53Andrew Santino?

  Why that?

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  Probably my, one of my least favorite projects of his, to be honest.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  I think the pressure gets so unreal, that they're like, "We have to give it to him."

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  But they could have done it so many other-

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, but there's competition those years, you know?

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's the issue. So it's not the best, it's what slotted the best time.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's timing. It's what's the best timing for all that shit.

• 55:12Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  I want to be that guy when I grow up. Do fucking one movie a year and it's a banger. If every year, maybe every two, three years?

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  That'd be great.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get into Tarantino's next and last movie.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  How do you get in there?

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, pick up those feet pictures again and fucking send that over to him.

• 55:33Andrew Santino?

  I saw your chigger feet, man!

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  And immediately we get in the film?

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  I'm concerned with the cut on your forehead.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Does it cut my forehead?

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I heard about how it, see? You don't even know.

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  Lift up your hairline, in the very front, look.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, up here?

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  That'd be your forehead.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  What happened here?

• 55:56Speaker 03

  The pirouettes, love, love, mate.

• 55:58Andrew Santino?

  So you were pirouetting on stage?

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh no, I know what, I hit my head on the stage.

• 56:02Andrew Santino?

  How?

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was climbing, the stage is like this, okay, so the, the stage is high, at the tabernacle.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's very high.

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  So I'm like, like a spider monkey just hanging off the ledge like this, right?

• 56:13Speaker 03

  How did you get down first?

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I ju- almost died. Yo, McCon, as an elevator. I got on his shoulders. But I don't want to see it, dude.

• 56:23Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Dude, in fact, take the screen off!

• 56:26Andrew Santino?

  No, it's leave the bad friends.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, leave the bad friends, but I don't want to see another video of that thing.

• 56:30Speaker 03

  We have it.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You, cause you wanna, he, he wants to showcase his work. That's what this whole thing is like, look at the camera angles, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I develop, you know what I mean?

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  That is always your goal.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Very Kubrick, it's like, "Shut the fuck up, I don't want to see it."

• 56:45Andrew Santino?

  That's so your goal.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is it with you?

• 56:48Speaker 03

  I just want to show my work.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but I don't want to see it now. We say, you know, you know when you show your we- this is what you do. Look what I did this weekend, on a phone, not on a broadcast like this.

• 57:00Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, we do pay him to-

• 57:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's why I came out here.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're right.

• 57:05Andrew Santino?

  And I'll say this.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:06Andrew Santino?

  Did you, did, I know we're not talking about it, but you, did you have night terrors on the Greyhound?

• 57:11Speaker 03

  I was really worried I was going to, but no. But, I mean, my, my, my days were terrifying enough.

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  Imagine him sleepwalking up to the bus driver of the Greyhound?

• 57:19Speaker 03

  I would have been like everyone else on the bus.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  Just crack, cracked out?

• 57:22Speaker 03

  Just screaming and running down those aisles and-

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  He got chased by a pack of dogs?

• 57:26Speaker 03

  No.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  Did you really?

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  I cannot wait to talk about it. It's so exciting. He sent me video, I was track, he gave me his location, so I was tracking him. I wanted to see where he was day to day. Like, I'd wake up in bed, make coffee, snuggle into my bed, and watch a little TV before going to set. And he's in like, you know, Ramawow, Texas, or whatever the fuck it is, dude, it was amazing. It was incredible, and I saw the bus slowly moving through time and space. And then he slept in motels that are unspeakably shit.

• 57:57Speaker 03

  Or on the bus. I slept a lot of nights on the bus as well.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow, how, the showers?

• 58:01Andrew Santino?

  In the motels?

• 58:03Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, I, I, some days I just did.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  There's no shower on the bus, Bob.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  There's no shower on the bus?

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  There's a bathroom.

• 58:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, and it's disgusting.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Is there a bath?

• 58:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's a bath.

• 58:15Andrew Santino?

  That's part of the song.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:16Andrew Santino?

  The bath on the bus goes blitz, earth flash. Everybody knows, there's wheels on the bus and there's bath, there's a bathtub in the bus.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:22Andrew Santino?

  No, there's a fucking, no, he showered at motels, but he showed me a motel, and I'm telling you, dude, they always, they always look exactly how you think they're gonna look. Like, disgustingly creepy, stained, old bed, shitty headboard, and the round shitty mirror in the bathroom, and the little nasty little soaps. They're so sad. Motels are tough, dude.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  They're tough, dude.

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  Motels are tough. Still no chiggers on his legs.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, still no chiggers.

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  Probably has bedbugs, though, you have bedbugs for sure.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:53Andrew Santino?

  I bet you got something, you brought something along.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  How do you get dead bugs? I don't want them, but how do you get them?

• 58:58Speaker 03

  They're in the sheets.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  They-

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  So if I, if I'm in a hotel-

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they go in the bed, they go into the mattress.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  They go live inside the mat-

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  They burrow in and then they hatch eggs.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  So if I'm in a hotel, right, and, um, I don't know what I'm doing.

• 59:11Speaker 03

  Are you a kangaroo?

• 59:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm a kangaroo, yeah, I'm a kangaroo, I'm in a hotel.

• 59:14Andrew Santino?

  How can this kangaroo afford a nice hotel?

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea.

• 59:17Andrew Santino?

  What is he doing for a job?

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, a disredues.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you selling-

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, this kangaroo sells disredues. Yeah, so, um, I'm in a bed, I've always wanted, I've never Googled it, but I'm in a bed, there's bedbugs in it, and I go back to LA, can I take those bedbugs with me?

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  You better believe it, yeah, that's how they get around.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so they live in your clothes?

• 59:36Andrew Santino?

  They live in, yeah, they live in your clothes and your hair, like all-

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so what are they-

• 59:39Andrew Santino?

  By the way, you can wash your hair, they can still be in it, especially as dense as your hair is.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, what do they look like?

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  I don't know dude, you tell me.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, this is, I'm setting you up a joke.

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I underhand it to you.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  My friend.

• 59:56Andrew Santino?

  And I tossed it right back.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, yeah, yeah, no. I hit it right back to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do they look like?

• 1:00:00Andrew Santino?

  Bup, bup, set, ear ball.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bup.

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, bump again.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright, alright. So, uh, we don't know what they look like.

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  They look, they're little and, they're little tiny black dots. They're small, right? Bring up a chick, uh, not a chick, bring up a bedbug.

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  They look like Doc. What's going on bud?

• 1:00:20Speaker 03

  I wasn't able to get on the wifi, that's why it took me so long to pull up the photo. Carlos just texted it to me.

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  You know what would have been smart? To, uh, work all this stuff out before we got here. That'd have been sick.

• 1:00:30Speaker 04

  He had a hard night.

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  What? You had a hard night, what were you doing? You with a girl?

• 1:00:35Speaker 03

  Uh, we were with some people we met at the show, but also with.

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  Don't be fucking coy. You were with a girl last night.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  For a little bit.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  From my show? No, no, there's gotta be a new rule guys.

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  What, he's not allowed to get pussy from your show?

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  It's my show.

• 1:00:48Andrew Santino?

  But you.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  It's my pool of people.

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you're.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  I need permission.

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  You're in a relationship, you're out.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter. I have, dude, my fans, listen everyone, if you're listening, okay? My fans stay within our clan. You don't go outside.

• 1:01:02Andrew Santino?

  He is in our clan.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, he's not a part of my, he, he's a part of the Bad Friends clan.

• 1:01:06Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  But when I do my solo show, it's the Bobby Lee universe.

• 1:01:09Andrew Santino?

  Damn.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  It's a different, it's like, you know, um.

• 1:01:12Speaker 04

  It's a black hole.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  It's not DC Marvel, but it's like, I'm X-Men and he's more, you know what I mean?

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  Regular. Thor.

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  He's a civilian?

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, he's, he's a civilian.

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  You're like the Blob.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Don't have sex with my fans.

• 1:01:28Andrew Santino?

  That's a bedbug.

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  Was she beautiful?

• 1:01:30Speaker 04

  She was very pretty.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Any, what's this? That's a bedbug?

• 1:01:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  And they speak like three different languages.

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  Most, it's, seriously.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're like AOC?

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't even, does she speak English? I don't know.

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, it's a good joke.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  It's a good joke, but anyway.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  But they're also, they're native, so, we should acknowledge.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know they look like that.

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  Stolen bed.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  They're native to this bed.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  They're native to this bed.

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  Every time I climb into a bed in New York, I say that. I say, I wanna, I wanna do a land, a bed acknowledgement before I go to sleep. To respect for the bed.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow. And they destroy, so you have to burn everything, I heard.

• 1:02:07Andrew Santino?

  You do, you have to light it on fire. Or you have to fucking like bleach it and shit. It's crazy. I've known, I've known two comics that have had it, I'm not gonna name them.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  I've never had it.

• 1:02:14Andrew Santino?

  In New York, not in LA.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:02:16Andrew Santino?

  I don't think we, I don't, I don't think LA is prevalent. No, yeah, I'm sure you can.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  But it's just probably in, very seedy, but, uh, get rid of bedbugs, you gotta multi-step cleaning, heating, treating plan. Clear out trash, mess in your bedroom, wash your sheets, blankets, clothes in hot water, dry your laundry on high heat, 30 minutes. Vacuum your mattress seams. Insane to put your vacuum on your bed. Just burn your bed. Use a steamer heated at 130 on your mattress, couch and baseboards. Zip up covers on your mattress. It is, it is, I've heard it's a genuine nightmare. And you just have to throw away your mattress. Cause once they burrow in and they have eggs, it's over. Yeah, Los Angeles ranks as one of the top metro areas of the United States for bedbug activity. Wow.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, it's got your address on there. Small, small blood smears on the sheets or dark rusty fecal spots on mattresses and bed frames. That's, that's how you know you got it.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  Now how do they get in there though? Dogs maybe too, huh?

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  They burrow into skin or no?

• 1:03:11Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:12Andrew Santino?

  They're just itchy.

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  They're itchy, yeah.

• 1:03:13Andrew Santino?

  I miss my fucking wife and my dogs so much.

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, I wanna go home too dude.

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  The pictures are crazy.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  I get the pictures every day. They're having fun, they're playing in the backyard.

• 1:03:23Andrew Santino?

  Hitchhiking or personal belongings traveling from nearby units brought in secondhand items, so they can get there by anything. I would assume McCone's.

• 1:03:30Speaker 04

  Greyhound buses.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, McCone's come pretty close to it.

• 1:03:32Speaker 03

  Secondhand furniture, like thrifted stuff.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  That's all, that's your whole place. Yeah, but half of it's my fucking furniture. I walked into his apartment for the first time, I was like, that's my everything.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  It was my bed, it was my dresser, it was my coffee table.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  Your light.

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  My light, it was like my whole house.

• 1:03:46Speaker 04

  Your clothing.

• 1:03:47Andrew Santino?

  A lot of my fucking clothes is that, yeah, tons of my clothes. So, we learned today, Carlos, Carlos, what's your character's name?

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Tone Tone Galore.

• 1:03:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Tone Tone Galore. See, you say it so I know that it was you that made it up. It's 100% on you.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Uh, excuse me?

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  You made up Tone Tone Galore. Now he embodied the character, but you made it up.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  I Stan Lee'd it.

• 1:04:08Andrew Santino?

  You Stan Lee'd it.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  I Stan Lee'd it. I think I did. I created the character and then it got out of my.

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  It got bigger than you could control.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  I could, could've controlled it.

• 1:04:16Andrew Santino?

  It's like AI, it's gonna kill us in three years.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  Everybody, yeah.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  How many years do you think we have left? True, I'm being genuine.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  In, wait, Bad Friends or life?

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  No, before we die. Bad Friends is life.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  You like that?

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  It is, it is life.

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  No, how mu, how mu, do you think AI really is gonna happen in two years?

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  They say that by the end of 2030 that 10%, there's a 10% chance that civilization could be gone.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda tight.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty tight. Um, I'm gonna get a gun. I'm gonna, um, I have to take class.

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  About the gun?

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  Imagine he's like, no, I just wanna go, I'm gonna go relearn another history.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't, uh, uh, let's be real, I've never held one.

• 1:05:00Andrew Santino?

  Cypress Hill, yeah.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, um, I've seen them in the movies, so I know how they work.

• 1:05:05Andrew Santino?

  I got a gun, come over, you can have my, you can use my gun.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  So I wanna learn how to like, what the safety is, how to put the bullets in correctly, you know what I mean? Maybe get that chink kind, you know what I mean, with the fucking chamber.

• 1:05:16Andrew Santino?

  You'd die so fast in the apocalypse.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't have a computer. Yeah, so that's good. That's a good thing.

• 1:05:22Andrew Santino?

  You might be the only fucking Asian guy without a computer on earth.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't own a computer.

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  They like come with you guys.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, it's built into us? I got mine removed. Yeah. Mine was a, a cerebral cortex.

• 1:05:34Andrew Santino?

  But the apocalypse is not gonna be, you don't need a gun, cause they're gonna poison the water, they're gonna shut off the electricity. This is where they kill us. Food source, food source.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  I'll get $50 water at Air One.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  Air One won't be around anymore.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:05:49Andrew Santino?

  You know why?

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  Cause all the people that work there, their Priuses won't be able to charge.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:55Andrew Santino?

  Because they won't, we won't have electricity.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:57Andrew Santino?

  And their bikes and their e-bikes won't work either. And the guy's on the one wheel, you know the one wheel guy? Where's he gonna plug that in? And that's the entire staff at Air One.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  I love that one wheel guy.

• 1:06:07Andrew Santino?

  You love the one wheel guy?

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  He's a good guy.

• 1:06:08Andrew Santino?

  It's like the guy that roller skates near the studio?

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:12Andrew Santino?

  You know that guy?

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  I fucking love that guy. His cabs are unbelievable. One time I asked him, why do you do this?

• 1:06:22Andrew Santino?

  He said, because I killed my wife and I.

• 1:06:27Andrew Santino?

  Alright, thank you for being a bad friend.