Old White and Dumb

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• 1:02Speaker 01

  Hey!

• 1:05Speaker 01

  Good morning. Good morning, man. How you doing? It's awesome. I know, I know. It's an early flight. So good to see you. Okay. Hi, dress.

• 1:15Speaker 05

  Okay, okay, yeah, okay.

• 1:19Speaker 01

  Hey, buddy.

• 1:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, do you want to drink that? Are you sick again?

• 1:23Speaker 05

  No. Are you?

• 1:25Bobby Lee?

  You're huffing and puffing like you're sick.

• 1:26Speaker 05

  You sound like you had a night, good night rest.

• 1:32Bobby Lee?

  And I got hammered, I said. And you know what? I haven't had anything to drink in so... Are these for us? Who is this? Oh, we're doing this. So... And you have no imagery? What's up, guys? Hey, how's it going?

• 1:44Speaker 05

  So you sit here, like, similar to the setup on...

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  On Bad.

• 1:49Speaker 05

  On Bad.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  Where are you guys?

• 1:51Speaker 05

  We're here. And then here's your guest.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  You still got that bad accent, huh? I thought that'd be gone.

• 1:58Speaker 05

  I've been practicing so much.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Here's something to make him. You didn't screenshot my penis, did you? No, but he did. Did he? No. It was on my phone. Oh, nice. Yeah, I was showing you guys my pepe. But then Carlos and the girl he was with called, picked up, when that was... I know, who was that chick? Carlos used to work with her at the dog place he worked at. Oh, yeah. She just was sleeping in your bed with you? She's my friend. I don't, like, yeah, yeah. I'm chill. She was in bed with you without clothes on and you guys didn't do anything? Yeah. Yeah. This is what happens, you don't want me drinking. Yeah, but dude, I've never heard of a girl getting in bed without clothes on. That's because you're straight as hell. It's like you're straight dervin me. That's gotta be it, the tiny differences.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  So are you gay? No! Because I've had sex with a girl before. But this...

• 2:48Speaker 05

  That doesn't count.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  First of all... I'm being asked if I'm gay because I slept in a bed with a girl last night. Without clothes on? And they didn't do anything? No. Have you ever slept in a bed with a girl that's a friend and didn't do anything? You're gay. You're gay?

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Bob.

• 3:07Speaker 01

  Where is he? He dropped me off at a catering company.

• 3:11Speaker 05

  You're at the right place.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Bob.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  You silly little red man. What a silly man you are, walking around like that. How dare you?

• 3:25Speaker 01

  He dropped me off at a catering company.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  It's a Dennis Dean Carey company, I know how to read English. This isn't catering, you know, this is the Jewish name, but did you see as he came over here? They're all walking the temple. They are lit? They're right down the street, I was figuring we'd go grab one. You want to go pick one up? I want to look at, I've never seen an asshole of a Jew.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  We got to get started. It's half hours of...

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, boy.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man. Hey, guy.

• 3:57Speaker 03

  You two are bad friends.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 4:01Speaker 03

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 4:06Speaker 02

  Oh, you two are something.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  We're bad friends.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Hey! Welcome to Bad Friends!

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  A wave series!

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Talk us about Mona.

• 4:15Andrew Santino?

  The Mona.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want to know about Mona.

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Museum of Old and New Art. That's what it's called. The Mona. Look up the Mona, M-O-N-A, the Mona.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Did I say it wrong? Moma? Is it Moma or Mona?

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  No, no, Moma. Mona.

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  Mona? Is it Mona or Moma?

• 4:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's it.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  The Mona, yeah.

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  So this is, this is, um...

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  That's one of the walls. See if, see if you can bring, oh, there's, there's, the wall of vaginas is right there. That's it.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  That one?

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this one, the red one, no. That red. Yeah, that's the wall of vaginas.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Whoa. Yeah.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, look at them all.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  I would never leave that place.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  It's cra, it's so beautiful.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  Imagine, imagine if you submitted your vagina, you didn't get in?

• 4:57Andrew Santino?

  They rejected your vagina?

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Like, you show up with your, like, date or your family, I go, yeah, my vagina's here. And you look at the wall and you go, oh my, I didn't make it? They go, we didn't have a room, but yours is so big?

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  How's it going down there? How's it going in the art space down there, mate? It's great, my wife submitted her vagina to... And they walk you through?

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  Now, where is your pussy? It's there, it was up there, they replace it?

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  That's cra, I mean, some of these are wild.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Dude, let's do a male comic one with penises and see if people can guess whose is whose.

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent they can.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't think they can.

• 5:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they can.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Not mine. You, you, there's no way you're gonna be seeing the difference between me, Ronnie Chang's, or Ken Jeong's penis. Would you be able to guess?

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  I would. I've seen your penis so many times.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  I know you have, but it's, in, in that style, there's no way you would look at Ronnie Chang's penis and Bobby Lee's penis and go...

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  If anybody is gonna pick out your penis out of a lineup, it's gonna be me.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  I know you will.

• 5:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but that's not fair, that's, you know moles.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  I know moles.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he knows moles and birthmarks, right? So that's not even fair.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  That's so true.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. They could find, like, like, one ass cheek in the middle of the ocean, just adrift, and Andrew could pick it up and go, that's Bobby's.

• 6:04Andrew Santino?

  That's Bobby's ass.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  And why would it be out there? Now it's a, this is the start of a movie. Now it's a hunt, what happened to Bobby?

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  And why is his ass...

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, I always, my, my dream is to find, like, my death is mysterious, and they find bits of my body all over the world. Right? So they find my asshole in Mexico, for some reason, you know what I mean?

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  Lines up.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and then, um, they find, like, my torso, you know what I mean, in Bulgaria. But my point is, is this, is that they find my body parts all over the world.

• 6:30Andrew Santino?

  That's kind of a good way to go.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  It's a good movie premise.

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  But, but, you know what it is? Here's the movie premise, is you die and you say to your kids, or whatever, you guys have to place these parts of my body all around the world.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  And their journey is trying to get it there, because it's clearly illegal.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  You can just, your checked bag can't have a fucking leg in it.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  But your carry-on, you might be able to carry it on.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  And maybe there's like a side story where my youngest son, right, lost my left eyeball.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, and it's, oh, he's got, you gotta go back and find... I don't know where it is! Yeah. It was in my pocket! He left it at, like, a fucking Texas Roadhouse somewhere on, while he was traveling, and he's gotta go back to get your eyeball?

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  And some kid, like, squished it under, like, a gum underneath the table. It's just dangling from a fucking underneath that table.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  What was, what was the place that we went to? Not Texas Roadhouse.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  Cracker Barrel.

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  Cracker Barrel.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  Cracker Barrel.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  That, you had the most fucking fun.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  I had the, that little gift shop, forget about it.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  I've never seen you so happy.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, you know, that last Cracker Barrel, I'm excited now, you've been talking about it right now.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like it.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the last Cracker Barrel that we went to, you taught me about a lot of things.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  What did I teach you?

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want you to guess.

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  A manners?

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  No, it, no, it's not, it's, it's, it's, here's what you do. And I'm gonna show you the Santino style of being his friend, right? Everywhere we go, you find something new. And you discover something new. And so he'll give you, like, a fun fact about architecture of something. Well, you know, Bill Billingsley, you know, he built that in 1904 because of the Declaration...

• 7:53Andrew Santino?

  Billingsley did build that.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  I know you did, but you'll say stuff like that, right?

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I like to, I have, I like little facts.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 7:58Andrew Santino?

  I like little tiny facts. What did I teach you then, that day, do you remember?

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  So it's, I'm in the gift, gift shop, right? And there's an item there that I didn't know what it was. And then you're like, that's the best of whatever that is? And I got it, and then I got addicted to it. So what is it?

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  It's a candy.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's a, it's a Wile E. Wallabies.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Yes!

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  Yes! They're so good.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never knew about the Wile E. Wallabies until I was with you at the Cracker Barrel.

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  They're so fucking good.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  Now I can't get enough of them.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  Do you guys know about those? You guys know about, you know Wiley's? You know, my wife sent me a big bag of, she sent me a care package. She was like, I know you're away from home. And she was like, she sent me Wile E. Wallabies. Sudoku.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  Because she knows I'm bored.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  Couple of naked pictures.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  I want to see.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  I got them?

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  You want them? They're in my car.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  There's no way I want to see them.

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  They're taped to my dashboard. Like a truck, like a cabby. Like a cabby from the 80s. I taped a photo of my wife to my dashboard in my car. I thought about that the other day, somebody had a lot of bumper stickers on their car. By the way, the town that I'm in is like, all right, look, you have, people have assumptions about the South. Because we're Yankees.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  You my Yankee?

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  Brother, you're Yankee Doodle Dandy.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude, dude.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude, that hit me the wrong way.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  Out of all the Asian accents you've ever done, that hit me in the worst spot. I hated that.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  With a little rice hat?

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy. Anyway, um, that's crazy, dude. That hit me in the wrong spot.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  We have to do Yankee Doodle Daddy.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  No, we're not. We're, I don't like it. Yankee Doodle Dandy.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Put a chopstick in this hat and call it macaroni. Don't laugh, man.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  Stop, dude. It's not funny.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  It's not even funny.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  Alright, look, no.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm a Yankee Doodle.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm saying, you have assumptions about the South. You guys know, you guys know how we feel about the South, right? We're northern.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  You know, but you know, it's funny when you as a-

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  But the town I'm in, I'm saying, had, the first, there's a bar and a restaurant. The guy owns both. I walk in there to go like, get something to eat, grab a beer, watch football, and there's a trans flag outside. And I'm like, oh, this is, and then all the windows, there's like, gay pride flags or trans flags or like, inclusivity narri- uh, propaganda, whatever you want to call it. I, uh, wait, wait, wait, not, it's not, you know what I mean?

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't, explain.

• 10:36Speaker 05

  Liberal propaganda.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Explain it to me.

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, I'm not saying it negative. I didn't mean propaganda. I meant signage, whatever you want. It is propaganda a little bit.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  It's not propaganda, it's how, expressing what their political beliefs are.

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, how is it not propaganda? It is propaganda, it doesn't have a negative connotation, it's being put-

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  Propaganda, there's a lie with propaganda though, no?

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  There's not a lie with propaganda.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Is propaganda involved with some sort of nefarious thing?

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 10:59Speaker 05

  Propaganda is a-

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  I think that's because, I think that's because culturally-

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  That's propaganda, which means there's, there's some sort of like, point of, political point of view that-

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's exactly what that is then. You're taking it negative, but that is a political stan- it is making a political stance.

• 11:14Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  You were there, was the beer good?

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  It was really good.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  I know, the beer was trans, it was wine.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  It used to be beer. No, it used to be, no, what I'm saying-

• 11:27Speaker 05

  Now it's wine.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  Propaganda is communication meant to influence audiences' thoughts, feelings, or actions by presenting selective facts or emotional appeals. It's not always negative. Fuck everyone in this room, I was right.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Not always negative, but generally negative.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  No, it doesn't, it just said it's, I think it said-

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Why would he even say not always negative?

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Why propaganda has negative emotional manipulation, it targets, that's why. So, it's, go back up, please. Uh, why is it had negative meaning? It often targets feelings like fear or rage rather than using fair fact-based debate.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 11:54Andrew Santino?

  One-sided views, but it's saying-

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  So, what this person is saying is, this is what I truly believe, you know what I mean? This point of view, the expression, so how is that propaganda?

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, but it's not negative to pro- to propagandize your political opinions.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, maybe you're right.

• 12:09Speaker 05

  Propaganda is usually a government-sponsored advertising tour.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  I think that's what we, society has made it up to be.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  You, you used the wrong terminology and you're trying to back it for the last five minutes, man.

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  It is propaganda.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  It's not propaganda, dude.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  It's gay propaganda.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Anything happen there, though?

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  No, but there was bumper stickers on this guy's car.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, who cares?

• 12:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying to get back to the original point.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Alright, sorry.

• 12:35Speaker 05

  You went to West Hollywood.

• 12:37Andrew Santino?

  But it feels like, I'm, what I'm saying is, I'm glad that progressive culture is in places where you don't expect it. It's an, it's a, it's a fun surprise, that fucking Robert E. Lee and the KKK are literally, literally around the gates from my condo. That's where it was, and on the block that I'm staying on, has a, a bar with a trans flag. I'm like, that's fucking, what a world that we live in now, it's fucking cool, because the guy with bumper stickers out front, he had, um, America First type shit, you know, like, it was like fucking a gun and a whatever, and, you know, like, whatever, you know what was on the truck, but it was parked-

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  I don't, tell me.

• 13:18Andrew Santino?

  It, it was like, it was like fucking, don't tread on me, and fucking, and, and the thin blue line type of shit, and the fucking-

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Now, that's not propaganda. Hello.

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  And it is, but I'm saying, he was parked out front of this bar, and I thought, look at the juxtaposition of like, I wonder if he just doesn't give a fuck, or if he's, just holds his tongue about all that shit. Like, he goes into this bar, is he like, sitting there being like, fucking trans flag, motherfucker? Like, I wonder, because you see these-

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  He could be like, oh, Frank's here, I can't wait to see him.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, maybe they're, exactly.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Maybe they're friends.

• 13:55Andrew Santino?

  No, that's, that's-

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  That's a movie too.

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  So, maybe that is the movie.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We incorporate all these movies together.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful people there, man. This, this one, this one guy turned to me, he was chatting up this woman, this older black dude. He's chatting up a woman who's younger than him, but, you know, not like insane, he's probably 80, I think, something like that, late 70s, and she's got to be maybe 45, 50, and she walks outside to go smoke, and he goes, ah, hey man, I'm try- how you doing, young man? I said, I'm good, how are you? He said, I'm trying to get it in.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  That's the best.

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  I was like, hell yeah, dude, and I go, uh, is that, is that your girlfriend? He's like, it's about to be, my wife died in June. And I was like, I'm so sorry. And he was like, yeah, yeah, she's the love of my life, but I gotta do my thing too, you know what I mean? And I never, ever strayed when we were together, never. But now I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm trying to put myself back out there, and I said, well, I hope it goes well. He goes, I know, I don't know if I'm, I can go through with it. And I was like, really?

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  I said, well, you're single, again, your wife probably wants you to be happy and find whatever you need in life, you know? He goes, I know, but I, I just, I'm afraid if I get there, I'm gonna, I'm not gonna do it, because I'll be thinking about my wife. And he said, well, then take your time, you know, and he goes, or have a couple more drinks.

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  It's incredible, dude. He went from like, an emotional, it was such a, it was such a great narrative, emotional pull. He was like, my wife died, and I don't know if I can fuck this woman, I'm thinking about my wife, and I'm like, I know, and then he's like, I'm kidding, dude. I'm gonna get hammered and fuck this girl. It was amazing. The, the people that were in there, it is-

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  And you could relate to him probably, when he laughs, right, and go, yeah, you know, reminds me when I was at Taylor Swift's wedding.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You could kind of bridge the gap between your life, the top, you know what I mean, and regular.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  So, I'm not a human? I'm not allowed to be a human anymore?

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude.

• 15:43Andrew Santino?

  What does that fucking even mean? So, you're not-

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  I want to try to get you going right now.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  So, you're not human?

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  I am human, dude.

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  So, I'm not-

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm more human than you.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  In what, in what regard?

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I live the earth.

• 15:53Andrew Santino?

  You live in the fucking Hollywood Hills, you fucking moron.

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  But that is a part of earth.

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  I live on the earth too. I live on the earth.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'm like, you know what I mean, I'm from the earth.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm a man of the people, like, from the earth.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  The fuck you are!

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I am, I'm a man of the people.

• 16:09Andrew Santino?

  You're staying at the Four Seasons!

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  People live there too! Yeah, there are people there.

• 16:14Andrew Santino?

  That's not man of the people, just stay in a $2,000 a night hotel isn't man of the people, you fucking liar.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  You set me up, I, I asked for a Motel 6.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you!

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I did, I asked for a Motel 6, you guys set me up there, and this is how you fucking get me, dude.

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you're a fucking-

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm not an elitist, I like to stay in regular places, I'm a man of the earth.

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  You know who's an elitist? The guy that yells, I'm not an elitist! Off the, off of an edge of a boat.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, anywho.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something. All I'm saying is, I'm proud of, um, I'm happy to be here, seeing the world from a different lens.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what I like.

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  And I get to cosplay, because no one fucking knows me in this town, it's incredible. I'm a nobody, it's amazing.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  You know it's so funny, how in certain areas, I think, I feel the same way.

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing, I love it.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Some areas, I love it too, but some areas are like, oh, I'm special, but some areas, I'm nothing.

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  I love that.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  I like it too.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  I think it's, I think it's just because I'm just a person in town, and I've started, I've stopped lying, I was lying a lot. Like, people would be like, what do you do? What, what, how do you, how long you been here? I'm like, well, I'm thinking about moving here, and I'm working this construction gig in town, and I'm just lying because it's fun.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  It's fun.

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, I don't know, I don't want to say actor, and who gives a fucking shit?

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  If I'm like, yeah, I'm shooting a movie, and they're like, oh, okay.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you think of this? They're there, we're at dinner, where's Carl, I don't, I know, and we're at dinner, and some man came, came to me, goes, you're famous, right? And I go, no. And I cross the street, and from across the street, you know what this guy said? Don't lie to me, motherfucker!

• 17:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, you did, dude.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  You lie to me again, motherfucker, I'm gonna fucking get you, that's what he said to me.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  He was an Asian guy?

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  No. Yeah, yeah, Asian guy.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  Some normal Asian guy?

• 17:51Bobby Lee?

  Just a normal Asian guy.

• 17:52Andrew Santino?

  Wait, did you go apologize?

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  That guy could have killed you.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I felt so bad about it, but I'm like, I don't like it when, then, uh, we've already talked about this.

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know, yeah, don't, don't, don't, yeah, don't ask me to, or how about, can I get a picture with you? I don't know who you are, but they're all getting pictures.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  You're like, well, what do you-

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't like that.

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  Why are you doing that?

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I took a photo with a girl yesterday at the Tennessee game, this is how I know this is Tennessee.

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Who were you with?

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  She had-

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Who were you with?

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  Gillis.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  And my dad, and my sister, and her husband. It was fucking amazing. She had, she's like, can she get a photo with you? She loves you. I said, of course. I go to hug this girl, and she's got a, she has a tobacco dip in, it looks like a fucking tennis ball is in her mouth.

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 18:35Andrew Santino?

  Like a-

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  My kind of girl.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  And she hugged me, she was gorgeous, and she had a fucking hoss in, she hugged me, and I wanted to be like, can I have that photo? Like, I want to post that photo of me with Tennessee. It was, it was crazy. I went to go buy a kettlebell, because I want to work out in my little condo I'm staying in here, and I can't, like, I can't, there is no gyms anywhere near us. So, I go to Dick's Sporting Goods to go get kettlebells and free weights and like ropes and stuff like that, and there's an old man in the weight section. Like, an old, like a old guy in the weight section, and he's like, what, what you looking for? I was like, oh, kettlebell, he's like, oh, they got them right there, and then I go down to start looking at him, he's like, you, you want me to help you?

• 19:16Andrew Santino?

  And I wanted to be like, what the fuck could you, I don't think you can lift your neck up to look up, let alone a kettlebell? A 45-pound kettlebell? He was like, oh, let me help you, I was like, no, no, I got it, I can, he's like, I can, I can, I can do it. And I was like, there's so much pride in this guy, that he was willing to probably die helping me to get weights.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  How old was he?

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  You never know these days, do you?

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  You don't.

• 19:42Andrew Santino?

  Nah, he's probably in his seven, late seventies, early eighties. He just was too old to be working at the weight section at Dick's.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:48Andrew Santino?

  It was like, what are you doing? Retire, dude, if I'm still working by eighty, a job? I don't wanna be working a job at eighty. That's when you're supposed to be free.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  Dude, can I, I'm sorry, I have to say something to you.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  You're the one comic that will be continued to work.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  No chance.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  Absolutely.

• 20:07Speaker 05

  He's like a shark.

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  You're a shark, dude. There's no way you're gonna stop.

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck does that even mean? I'm a shark cuz of what?

• 20:13Speaker 05

  If the shark doesn't move, woo, he dies.

• 20:17Andrew Santino?

  Hell yeah, I'm a shark.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  And that's the exact sound they make.

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  When a shark dies, a green legged shark especially, five hundred euros, that's the sound they make.

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

  And what is Bobby? A seal? Just barking at the shore all day?

• 20:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:31Speaker 05

  Bobby's, yeah.

• 20:32Andrew Santino?

  Sitting on a dock. I get it. I don't know, I, no, I think by eighty, I'm gonna be, I don't wanna be touring.

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  You're like that, dude. You're constantly working. I'm the, I'm the one that's gonna end at eighty. I'm ending now! I'm done already!

• 20:46Andrew Santino?

  Good for you, dude.

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  Like, you know, you're not like that. You're always somewhere. Where are you? I'm in Timbuktu. I go, where? Do any again?

• 20:53Andrew Santino?

  I'm running a small business in Timbuktu. So do you fault me for that?

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, but make your money, but I'm just saying, it's, you're constantly going, that's insane.

• 21:01Andrew Santino?

  I love, I like creating stuff, but I just think by eighty, I'm not gonna wanna do shit. I'm gonna be tired. I'm tired now.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  No, you're gonna be like Dick Van Dyke did. All teeth, all action.

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

  Bad British accent.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:16Andrew Santino?

  Beans on toast, beans on toast. What's the song he did in Miss Mary Poppins?

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, he was in it.

• 21:23Andrew Santino?

  Chim chiminy chim chiru.

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  Sing it.

• 21:26Andrew Santino?

  Chim chimery chim chimery poo. That's it?

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  It's chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim chiru.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's it.

• 21:35Andrew Santino?

  Look right over there, there goes a Jew.

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  We know that old town.

• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you know that song, I mean.

• 21:41Bobby Lee?

  That old town.

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  That old sound.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, we have a guest.

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  Let's bring in our guest.

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  Hey! Hey! Give her a round of applause, Mikeisha!

• 21:54Andrew Santino?

  You come over, you come over this, come over to that chair, that brown chair over there.

• 21:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:59Andrew Santino?

  That singular brown chair over there.

• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  Come on, give her a round of applause, Mikeisha!

• 22:05Andrew Santino?

  He keeps saying your name wrong, over and over, and he's trying to...

• 22:07Bobby Lee?

  Am I saying it wrong? Everybody, Chime!

• 22:11Andrew Santino?

  Uh, most of us picked a bank when we were a kid, uh, when I was in high school, and mine was, uh, at the grocery store. My bank was inside the Jewel Osco. Uh, and that had no benefits, no help, high overdraft fees, uh, and I didn't have any money anyway, so it was tough all around. But, uh, now there's Chime, and Chime is taking care of all those things that we never got the ability to have back in the good old days. Right now, Chime, uh, offers the most rewarding fee-free banking with all, no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, and no minimum balances.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  Chime is changing the way people bank. They're not like traditional banks that love to gatekeep the best rewards and pile on hidden fees unless you have a massive balance. Chime offers the most rewarding fee-free banking, all with no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, no minimum balance fees. You get five percent cash back on Chime card in a category of your choice, like gas or groceries. Wow, that's a cool deal. And while building credit through regular, everyday spending with no credit check, and if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to two hundred dollars fee-free.

• 23:16Andrew Santino?

  Man, I wish I had this when I was a young lad and I first moved to LA. I could have genuinely used, uh, Chime, would have helped me tremendously, cuz I went into crazy debt, uh, and didn't know how to manage my money at all. And I didn't get any cash back on anything I was doing. Um, and I overdrafted maybe every week, trying to stay together, while Chime is helping you, uh, get through whatever you're into right now financially. Join the millions who are already banking fee-free with America's number one choice for banking.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  And head to chime.com/badfriends, thechime.com/badfriends, sign up now, it only takes a few minutes.

• 23:54Speaker 03

  How about a latte? Maybe dark roast? Vanilla? Caramel? Blueberry?

• 23:58Speaker 00

  You could get them to agree on one flavor, or give everyone what they want. With Keurig, there's over five hundred K-Cup Pod varieties of fresh, flavorful coffee. No effort, no grind, no settling. Great coffee without the grind, Keurig.

• 24:21Speaker 03

  How about a latte? Maybe dark roast? Vanilla? Caramel? Blueberry?

• 24:25Speaker 00

  You could get them to agree on one flavor, or give everyone what they want. With Keurig, there's over five hundred K-Cup Pod varieties of fresh, flavorful coffee. No effort, no grind, no settling. Great coffee without the grind, Keurig.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  And you know what's crazy? I actually don't go by my real name.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know. What is, what do you go by?

• 24:53Speaker 02

  It's okay.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  I saw, I apologize.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  You can, I mean, it's fine.

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 24:57Andrew Santino?

  It's not fine. She's at, she's sat outside, she goes, if he calls me, she goes, if that little Chinese guy calls me by my real name, I'm gonna be livid.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you said?

• 25:05Andrew Santino?

  And I said, well, he's Korean, first of all.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Did you say that?

• 25:09Speaker 02

  No.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What is, what is the name that you go by? I apologize.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  I go by Kish Lino.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Kish, Kish Lino?

• 25:16Speaker 02

  It's no A. Kish, Lino.

• 25:18Andrew Santino?

  Kish Lino.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  I apologize. Kish Lino.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  It's two E's, three O's.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  Can we take an O out?

• 25:24Speaker 02

  No, because, okay, well, technically, you can take two out, because Lino stands for life is never over.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:31Speaker 02

  But I just like to be extra.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  So.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Why's your, oh, okay.

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  Wait, Kish Lino, life is never over?

• 25:38Speaker 02

  Yes, and my friend actually came up with it in college.

• 25:40Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Where'd you go to college?

• 25:42Speaker 02

  Livingston College, uh, in Salisbury, New Carolina.

• 25:45Andrew Santino?

  Salisbury?

• 25:46Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:47Andrew Santino?

  Is that where that came from? Salisbury Steaks? Do you know what a Salisbury steak is?

• 25:51Speaker 02

  Yes, I do.

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  Did that come from, I, I bet you that did come from there.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Maybe.

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  No, it's gotta be from anywhere, some bullshit like that.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  That's where it came from.

• 25:57Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so, so life is never over?

• 25:59Speaker 02

  Yes. And then I just added my own name, uh, Kish, cuz my name is Mikeisha, but everybody just called me Kish.

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  Kish.

• 26:06Speaker 02

  So we added, yeah.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Kish is delicious.

• 26:09Speaker 02

  Oh, you're talking about the food?

• 26:11Andrew Santino?

  Yes. They are very good.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  You don't like quiche?

• 26:14Speaker 02

  I never had it.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  You've never had a quiche?

• 26:16Speaker 02

  No.

• 26:17Andrew Santino?

  Fly in a quiche?

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  You would love quiche.

• 26:19Andrew Santino?

  Your quiches are so good.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  What it tastes like?

• 26:20Andrew Santino?

  It's eggs. It's like, it's like a soft egg.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  There's some like, um, it's like a pie?

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a pie.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Would you say it's a pie?

• 26:27Speaker 02

  Egg pie?

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  Egg pie.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  It's like an egg pie, yeah, yeah.

• 26:30Speaker 02

  That's nasty.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  It's nasty, okay. What's your favorite food?

• 26:33Speaker 02

  Seafood.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, let's go down the list.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  Wait, I love that though.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  Crab legs.

• 26:38Andrew Santino?

  Crab legs.

• 26:38Speaker 02

  Lobster tail.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, it goes crab legs, lobster tail. Are you, are you fuck with shrimp?

• 26:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was like the basic seafood that I used to, you know, that was the introductory.

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  Um, but it's gotta be crab legs, lobster tail, and then, of course, um, mussels. I just started eating oysters.

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  Be careful.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  You gotta be careful.

• 27:00Andrew Santino?

  We know a guy that went to a coma.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Diarrhea.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  For real?

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  A diarrhea coma.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  A diarrhea, he was in a coma and he was had diarrhea the whole time.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  Still having diarrhea. It's the worst.

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  It's unbelievable.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Have you had diarrhea coma?

• 27:11Speaker 02

  No.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  You're in a coma, but you're still having diarrhea. It's insane. The body does two things at once, dude.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda beautiful.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. When was the last time you had diarrhea?

• 27:19Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  You can ask that?

• 27:21Andrew Santino?

  You, you can, she might not want to answer it.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, how would I ask, you could refuse?

• 27:25Speaker 02

  I had it when I was in the hospital, actually, cuz I had to have stomach surgery, which was over this summer.

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  For what do you, what, what, what was the surgery?

• 27:31Speaker 02

  I had, um, they said, was it scar tissue?

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  Just, what, they were just removing scar tissue?

• 27:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, it had built up, and then I couldn't go to the bathroom, and, yeah.

• 27:41Andrew Santino?

  So you had to get surgery this summer?

• 27:43Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  Cut you open?

• 27:45Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  Were you scared?

• 27:48Speaker 02

  It did come out, but yes, I was scared.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it had to come out. That was the whole point of it. They were clogged up. Wait, you, they, they put you under?

• 27:55Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  You're great now, though.

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  Perfect segue. It's actually perfect.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good, right? You seem fine.

• 28:03Speaker 02

  I'm great.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good segue, right?

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was really good.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Um, and surgery went fine, and then, um, so you've never had real diarrhea, then? Okay, let's move on. Um, anyway, I don't know why I went back to that. Um, so, um, are you dating?

• 28:18Speaker 02

  I'm actually not. I'm single.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you about what you like? So can I ask, I'm gonna say...

• 28:24Speaker 02

  I like tall people, dark skin.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm tall, I have dark?

• 28:28Speaker 02

  Not you.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  I, I, no, no, wait, wait, no.

• 28:30Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying, my type. You're not into my type?

• 28:34Speaker 02

  What you mean, your type? Like, type, like, what you look like?

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Like a, like a kinda chunkier Asian guy?

• 28:39Speaker 02

  Hmm, no.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 28:42Speaker 02

  I just told you, tall, dark skin.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm taller than you are, so I am tall. Am I not tall?

• 28:47Speaker 02

  You're not dark skin.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm pretty dark.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  Not dark enough.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  How dark? Like Samuel L. Jackson?

• 28:54Speaker 02

  Chocolate.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  Chocolate. I gotta be black, then?

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  What about white chocolate?

• 28:58Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna say, no, you don't have to be black, cuz my...

• 29:00Speaker 03

  First boyfriend was white.

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  Woo.

• 29:03Speaker 03

  I was in seventh grade.

• 29:04Speaker 05

  Just kicking out the Asian side of the equation.

• 29:07Andrew Santino?

  I will say, yeah, she's probably trying to say it's black or white. Every, not everything is black and white, but in this case it is.

• 29:12Speaker 03

  Well, no, not like Michael Jackson said, but you know.

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  You, it's no Asian.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  I, I'm not saying I don't have nothing against Asians, but.

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  Are you scared because their penises are small?

• 29:20Speaker 03

  No, I, wait, how do you know that?

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop. Yeah, how do you know that?

• 29:24Speaker 03

  How do you know that?

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  It's the entire world knows that. I feel like that's like the, I think that's the one thing that the, it's math and small penises. That's them. It's like India, poop and doctors.

• 29:36Speaker 03

  I learn something new every day.

• 29:40Andrew Santino?

  I'm having fun today. So sue me.

• 29:43Speaker 03

  Okay, okay.

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  Sorry. No, so white guys, what, what about me? Could I be, could I be on the list?

• 29:50Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm not.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  God, did you see the way she did that?

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  I know. That, I, I'm in pain from what she did earlier.

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  Wait, are we not handsome to you, him and I?

• 29:57Speaker 03

  No, you guys are very handsome. I, okay, I'm gonna say young, cause I don't wanna say old.

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  No, we're old. I mean, he's 55. He's fucking old as shit.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  That's not old.

• 30:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. I love you. You're the best. How old are you?

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  What would you, 20?

• 30:11Speaker 03

  I'm 33. I'm gonna be 34, October the 18th.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  You look great.

• 30:14Andrew Santino?

  Two days after me.

• 30:15Speaker 03

  Really?

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  Two days after me. What was this? What does this mean?

• 30:18Speaker 03

  Clock it.

• 30:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, little crab. I thought it was little crabs. Little crabs, little crabs, little crabs.

• 30:23Speaker 03

  No.

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  Little town, town crabs.

• 30:24Speaker 03

  It's clock it.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Clock it.

• 30:25Andrew Santino?

  Clock it?

• 30:27Speaker 03

  How y'all on social media and y'all don't know what this is?

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  No, we're fucking old.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  We're old.

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  We don't, we, we're not.

• 30:32Speaker 03

  You know what? I'm not even gonna lie.

• 30:34Andrew Santino?

  We're not good at trends.

• 30:35Speaker 03

  I'm gonna let y'all have it, cause honestly, I don't be doing a lot of stuff that's on social media, and I'm on social media.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  You're big on social media.

• 30:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:42Andrew Santino?

  Little in real life, big on social media. That could be a, could be a book. That's not a good.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  Were you offended by that?

• 30:49Speaker 03

  No, I was locking that in.

• 30:50Andrew Santino?

  No, she locked it in.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she was locking it in.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  I do love this shit. Now I'm gonna fucking do this all the time. I'm gonna go order at a restaurant. Did you get my order right? Yeah, we got it. We're, we're putting it down.

• 30:59Speaker 03

  Clock it.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Lock it in.

• 31:01Andrew Santino?

  Lock it the fucking.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Would you date another little person?

• 31:04Speaker 03

  No, absolutely not.

• 31:05Andrew Santino?

  Did they, what, what? You said that so fast.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck?

• 31:08Speaker 03

  Everybody asks me that.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  It's like me saying, I don't, I would never date another Korean.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  You don't date Koreans.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  I have before, though.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  Very rarely.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Well, because first of all, little people, nothing against them, because I'm a little person, but I just don't look like them. But, you know, I love them.

• 31:23Andrew Santino?

  You don't like little people.

• 31:25Speaker 03

  No, I do. I used to be scared of little people.

• 31:28Andrew Santino?

  Can I be honest with you?

• 31:28Speaker 03

  Okay. Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you.

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm still scared.

• 31:35Speaker 03

  Listen.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:36Speaker 03

  The thing was, my dad took me to a basketball game. I was young.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 31:44Speaker 03

  And the little people were losing.

• 31:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it was a little person basketball game? Is that what you're saying?

• 31:50Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  It was a basketball game with little people?

• 31:52Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 31:53Speaker 03

  And I was cheering them on.

• 31:55Andrew Santino?

  What, where was that? Like at Disney? Where, where was it?

• 31:57Speaker 03

  No, it was like a, a rec center. They had some type of.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  The end of the game, score was 3-0.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  They were losing.

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  Did they lower the hoop?

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 32:06Andrew Santino?

  Was it 10 footer?

• 32:07Speaker 03

  They actually did. No, they did.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they lowered it. Yeah.

• 32:10Speaker 03

  Everything was lower.

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  Cause 10 is, 10 is far away from.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  But they were older little people, like, I'm talking about like my age and up. They were losing, and so me.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Some more Bilbo Baggins.

• 32:19Speaker 03

  I'm a happy person.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:23Speaker 03

  I think I just was like so excited just to, you know, cheer them on, and they was upset, and they start throwing chairs. And ever since then, they scared the shit out of me, and I was like, you know. Chairs.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  They were throwing full chairs. Why were they throwing chairs?

• 32:36Speaker 03

  They lost.

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I mean, why throw a chair?

• 32:39Speaker 03

  They was pissed off that bad.

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 32:40Speaker 03

  And one was next to me, and I was saying, you know, it's okay, good job, you did good. They won't hear nothing. I was saying, they just said, fuck that.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Were you a kid?

• 32:48Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  So you're a kid coming, excuse me, you did a good job?

• 32:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  And so you were scared of little people from that?

• 32:55Speaker 03

  Yes, ever since that situation, that encounter, I was like.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Were you mad that there were no black people in Laurel and the Rings?

• 33:02Speaker 03

  No, because first. Well, for one, I, I can't even say black people, because.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  I think.

• 33:07Speaker 03

  When I grew up, I grew around with, I grew up with white people.

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you wrote.

• 33:13Speaker 03

  I went to a all majority.

• 33:16Andrew Santino?

  In Charlotte?

• 33:17Speaker 03

  No, actually in South Carolina. Okay, originally, I am from South Carolina, Clemson to be exact.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good.

• 33:22Speaker 03

  Home of Clemson Tigers, but I went to a, a private school, Christian school, and I was around majority white people.

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  Now, how was that? Did you like that?

• 33:31Speaker 03

  I did, I.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  You liked being around all those whites, huh?

• 33:35Speaker 03

  I thought I was white.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  You thought you were white?

• 33:37Speaker 03

  Listen, I thought I was supposed to wash my hair that many times. I thought I was some.

• 33:43Andrew Santino?

  You did all the white people shit.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, like I wanted to wear my Birkenstocks every day. I wanted to walk around barefoot. I cannot walk around barefoot. I don't care what nobody say.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  You really didn't like pumpkin spice.

• 33:53Speaker 03

  That part was not for me.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, but your blackness was still there because the crab legs?

• 33:57Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  That's not gonna leave. That's.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  That's in you.

• 34:00Speaker 03

  So, yeah, I really, you know, I was so used to the, you know, the white people.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  I never.

• 34:05Andrew Santino?

  What do you, what?

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  I never associated crab legs.

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  Black people love crab legs.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's sort of Korean, though.

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  Not like they do.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I slurp it up, dude.

• 34:12Andrew Santino?

  It's different.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  Do you guys slurp it? Cause I slurp it.

• 34:14Speaker 03

  You talking about like when you take it out, or you talking about out there?

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  I don't even crack it. This is what I do, and this is how deep I'm into crab leg.

• 34:20Speaker 03

  Oh, no, you gotta wait to take the little tail piece out?

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't even do that right now. I just, I suck it through the hole.

• 34:27Speaker 03

  Which hole?

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  What? There's two ends of a crab leg.

• 34:30Speaker 03

  Right, but the part with the little one with the string, the.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  Ends of a crab leg.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  It's an old Korean proverb.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  It's an old Korean proverb, right? So I'll take one of the holes where the little nobula is.

• 34:39Speaker 03

  With the thing that comes out, the hole?

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the nobula. I call them nobulos.

• 34:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, you gotta take that little part out and.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  And I suck on it. I don't crack it.

• 34:46Speaker 03

  How are you getting any juice out of it?

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  I've, I'm a sucker, dude. I suck so hard.

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  Black people like crab legs the way that whites like quinoa. It's just saying, it's like, they, they don't, you can't even explain it. They love it. I don't know why. Huh?

• 35:00Speaker 03

  What is that?

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  She doesn't like quinoa? Anything with Q in it.

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  Quinoa, quinoa is like, it's like white health nuts. It's a grain, right? Isn't it a grain?

• 35:09Speaker 03

  It's like, right. Oh, I don't like grain stuff.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  But so you went to school with all whites until how long?

• 35:14Speaker 03

  Seventh grade.

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  What, oh, and then you got out of, you were like, I'm sick of this shit?

• 35:18Speaker 03

  Well, technically, no, eighth grade. Um, I went to a public school, seventh and eighth grade, but I went to a black school up in Charlotte, my ninth grade year.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  A black school.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, because it was, yeah, it was on the west side. Ooh.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  It was tough?

• 35:32Speaker 03

  It was culture shock for me.

• 35:33Andrew Santino?

  So you, did you not like it? So you're like, I'm scared of black people and little people, and you're both of those things?

• 35:38Speaker 03

  No, I wasn't scared of black people. I just never been around so many black people like that.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and what, what, you didn't like it?

• 35:44Speaker 03

  No, I did. I just didn't realize.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  It was a shock.

• 35:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, like.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:49Speaker 03

  Dang, this one I'm missing?

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  Right, there, that's it. It's good. Yeah, you were, yeah.

• 35:53Speaker 03

  My mom wasn't with it. She was like, oh no, girl, we gotta hurry up and get to it. Meanwhile, I'm living life.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  You loved it. You finally got flavor for the first time, right? Seasoning?

• 36:03Speaker 03

  I still had flavor.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  At the white school? No, it didn't.

• 36:06Speaker 03

  My people cook.

• 36:08Andrew Santino?

  At the white people's school?

• 36:10Speaker 03

  Okay, well, we had.

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  The white school is french fries, macaroni and cheese, and.

• 36:14Speaker 03

  You're right.

• 36:14Andrew Santino?

  And pizza.

• 36:15Speaker 03

  You're right.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  And at the black school, it's gumbo.

• 36:19Speaker 03

  No, we had, we had pizza too.

• 36:20Andrew Santino?

  You had pizza too?

• 36:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Are you crazy, dude?

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  Black people eat pizza?

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  They eat pizza, dude.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  When, since when do black people eat pizza?

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Crazy, dude.

• 36:30Speaker 03

  Square pizza, and you cut it up in square slices?

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  I've never known one black friend to eat pizza. Ever.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  Koreans eat pizza. We put corn on it.

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 36:37Speaker 03

  First of all, my favorite pizza is.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

• 36:40Speaker 03

  I'm about to say, caprese, yeah.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite vegetable, if you were to have one? Is it pea?

• 36:46Speaker 03

  Hell no. I hate peas.

• 36:48Andrew Santino?

  I hate peas. Yeah, you know, you're trying.

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:50Speaker 03

  Um, Brussels sprouts. I just actually.

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  I hate them.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  I hate them.

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  They smell.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  They smell.

• 36:55Andrew Santino?

  And when they come out, everyone knows that you're eating Brussels sprouts.

• 36:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause it smell like poop.

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  They smell like poop.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:00Andrew Santino?

  They do. When did you start acting? When you, when you were in high school?

• 37:04Speaker 03

  No, I actually just started like three, four years ago.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  Shut up. Really?

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  You're very good.

• 37:09Speaker 03

  I've only been like Instagram famous. That's about it.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  When you were doing this movie, were you?

• 37:14Speaker 03

  Okay, actually, I've been famous all my life.

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 37:17Speaker 03

  For real, for real. Clock it.

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  Clock it. Oh, I thought it was locket.

• 37:21Speaker 03

  No, it's clock. Like clock that tea.

• 37:24Andrew Santino?

  Really gotta fucking learn.

• 37:25Speaker 03

  I'm clocking somebody's tea, like I'm get, yeah, I just clocked you.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  What about, but I drink coffee. I don't like tea when they. They say, what's the tea? What about what's the coffee? Is it too much?

• 37:34Speaker 03

  That sounds lame. That's stupid.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 37:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm an old white and I like coffee. I'm not a young hip.

• 37:41Speaker 03

  Okay, so now you're just gonna be old, white, and dumb.

• 37:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:44Speaker 03

  Because why would you go around saying, what?

• 37:47Andrew Santino?

  No, uh, give me the, give me the, what's the coffee?

• 37:50Speaker 03

  No.

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna start saying that.

• 37:51Speaker 03

  Just don't say nothing at all.

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  Don't, alright.

• 37:53Speaker 03

  Just don't say nothing at all.

• 37:56Speaker 03

  But no, for real, I've really been famous all my life. So listen, this is how I go. The timeline is right here, right?

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  I want to know.

• 38:01Speaker 03

  I grew up.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Or the story.

• 38:03Speaker 03

  I'm gonna tell you.

• 38:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Who did this to you?

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  You and I have a problem right now?

• 38:07Speaker 03

  No.

• 38:08Andrew Santino?

  I want you to fight him so bad.

• 38:09Speaker 03

  You keep cutting me off.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do cut her off.

• 38:12Speaker 03

  I know you're the host, but I'm the guest, so I'm gonna come and tell you.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Good, good, that's good. I'm sorry, I apologize. I'm not good.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  She's right, dude. See that?

• 38:18Speaker 03

  Alright, so boom, this is how I go, right? I grew up doing pageants, right? And I don't know if you guys are familiar with JonBenet Ramsey?

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm so gone, she's gone, she's gone, but I'm a big fan.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  I like her earlier stuff.

• 38:33Speaker 03

  No, for real, like, y'all know.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Her first album was good, Little Me.

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, okay, so y'all do know.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  First album, Little Me, was so good.

• 38:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, her new album, Where Am I?

• 38:39Speaker 03

  JonBenet Ramsey?

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  Where Am I is a difficult album.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  It's one of the best.

• 38:42Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, JonBenet Ramsey was a little girl.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we know who she is.

• 38:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  She had music?

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  She had, no, she, yeah, she was, she had music. In fact, some people say.

• 38:50Speaker 03

  Okay, I didn't know nothing about that.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  We made it up.

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  Some people say Bad Baby stole some of JonBenet Ramsey's shit.

• 38:56Speaker 03

  Okay, well, anyway, JonBenet Ramsey, I competed, I was supposed to compete against her before she died. Um, I did pageants.

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  So you competed against her?

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  You knew her?

• 39:04Speaker 03

  I was supposed to in January. She died December.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  You took her out.

• 39:08Speaker 03

  No, it wasn't me.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  You took her out.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  Was the competition too thick?

• 39:11Speaker 03

  My mom, my mom told me, uh, because of course I'm young, I don't know anything. Anyways, I was known for that. I also was known for dance. I've been dancing since I was three. I was known in South Carolina for dance. And then moving past that, I was known back when I got to high school, when I moved to Charlotte. And then when I got to college, I became known throughout what we call CIA. Um, this is like college basketball. And they come and do like the Super Saturday. So like, I've kind of been like famous all my life, but I blew up for real, for real. Social media.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Social media.

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, wow. And then, then how did you get in this movie, Rolling Loud?

• 39:45Speaker 03

  Oh, and then I started acting. Probably like two years and then, um, Jeremy, shout out to, you know, director. He saw me from Rolling Loud with Shansia. Which was a year prior to us filming.

• 39:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay. And then he was like, Gerolich, right? And he was like.

• 40:02Speaker 03

  He was like, oh my God, I gotta have you.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  I gotta put you in this movie.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  Did Owen, did Owen go mouth to mouth with you in that CPR scene?

• 40:09Speaker 03

  Um, we actually talked about it and I was like, I'm not gonna lie. We not doing that.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Why? Oh, it's Owen Wilson, he's handsome.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  I'd let him kiss me.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 40:18Andrew Santino?

  How about Matt Rife? Would you have let Matt Rife?

• 40:20Speaker 03

  Okay, first of all. Yes, and, okay, but. I ain't gonna lie to y'all, I didn't even know who that was.

• 40:28Andrew Santino?

  Owen Wilson?

• 40:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:30Speaker 03

  Until I looked him up and then everybody was like, oh, he's the Cars guy. And I'm like, that man, oh.

• 40:34Speaker 05

  He's Lightning McQueen, yeah.

• 40:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, if you, you know, if you stayed. I'll say this.

• 40:39Speaker 03

  Ain't no way I'm about to kiss no old man.

• 40:40Andrew Santino?

  He's a legend.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  How do you not know who he is? He's in so many movies. Did you like the Royal Tenenbaums?

• 40:46Speaker 03

  Who?

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  The Royal Tenenbaums.

• 40:48Andrew Santino?

  She doesn't know. Wes Anderson is.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 40:50Andrew Santino?

  That's definitely not her genre.

• 40:51Speaker 05

  You changed schools too early.

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  She just stayed in that white school.

• 40:54Speaker 03

  I did watch Lightning McQueen, though.

• 40:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  But Owen and Luke Wilson are brothers and they're very famous. They did a movie called Bottle Rocket when they were young. They, they got famous pretty young, arguably young, right? Like twenty-five or something.

• 41:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 41:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's great. Well, so would you, so you're like, I'm not letting this old white.

• 41:10Speaker 03

  But no, we talked about it. He was like, well, we could just, you know, whatever you're most comfortable with.

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:14Speaker 03

  And we did the, we did the like, the side profile type thing.

• 41:17Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:18Speaker 03

  And we made it work.

• 41:19Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 41:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, because I was not.

• 41:21Andrew Santino?

  Now, what if Matt Rife wanted to kiss you? Or was that what happened? No, no, thank you.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  Who's better looking, though, you think?

• 41:27Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Who's better looking?

• 41:28Andrew Santino?

  Who's better looking?

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Matt Rife or Owen?

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  Those two guys or Bobby and Owen?

• 41:31Speaker 03

  Okay, well, Owen, when he was in his younger days, maybe so, but Matt's not ugly either.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  He's handsome.

• 41:37Speaker 03

  Right, I mean.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but not your type?

• 41:40Speaker 03

  No.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  We gotta, who's in Hollywood? Michael B. Jordan.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  What about him?

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Would you?

• 41:47Andrew Santino?

  Who's your guy?

• 41:48Speaker 03

  I don't have a guy as far as like this.

• 41:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know, that's a good, that's a good question.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  Like, nobody is.

• 41:56Speaker 03

  I don't have a good answer for that.

• 41:56Andrew Santino?

  You don't have like a.

• 41:58Speaker 03

  A crush or anybody? No.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  Let's name some names and see if she likes.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  I, I mean, now, Aaron Pierre is nice.

• 42:04Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 42:04Speaker 03

  Aaron Pierre.

• 42:05Andrew Santino?

  Aaron Pierre, I don't know who that is. See?

• 42:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, you guys went to the run of school too.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  I know, we went to, oh, I went to a white school.

• 42:10Speaker 03

  Aaron Pierre.

• 42:10Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, this guy's really handsome.

• 42:12Speaker 03

  Um.

• 42:13Andrew Santino?

  He looks a little femme in that second one.

• 42:14Speaker 03

  I think it's just his eyes in the movies.

• 42:16Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful eyes.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Do you like that?

• 42:17Speaker 03

  Um.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  Can we just throw some names out? You go one through ten, one through ten?

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, because here's the nu, they have to be tall and black.

• 42:23Speaker 03

  Jawana Man right there.

• 42:26Andrew Santino?

  That does look like Jawana Man.

• 42:27Speaker 03

  He does look like Jawana Man right there.

• 42:29Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so they gotta be.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  Idris Alba.

• 42:31Speaker 03

  Ooh, it, yes.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Ten, one through ten?

• 42:34Speaker 03

  Ten.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's a ten.

• 42:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  Why? Because of the English accent? Yeah.

• 42:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:39Speaker 03

  Clock it.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yeah, let's give me some.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so you, you throw a name.

• 42:42Speaker 03

  Okay, so for tens, we gotta.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  Okay, for two tens, we clock it.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  We clock it.

• 42:46Andrew Santino?

  Um, tall and black. Forest Whitaker.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  That's that old man, ain't it?

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  That's that old man, yeah. And he's been old since I've known him. I feel, I feel like he was never young.

• 42:54Bobby Lee?

  Fast time is old.

• 42:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm trying to.

• 42:56Andrew Santino?

  He was old when he started.

• 42:58Speaker 03

  He was.

• 42:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's a no. That sounds like it's a no for him.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  It's a no for you.

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  Denzel.

• 43:03Speaker 03

  Nice, absolutely handsome.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  One through ten.

• 43:05Andrew Santino?

  I mean, he'd love that Yankees hat.

• 43:07Speaker 03

  A good seven, eight.

• 43:08Bobby Lee?

  Seven, eight. You would, though?

• 43:10Speaker 03

  No, I don't date older people.

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? He, but he, it's Denzel fucking Washington.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Denzel Washington, legend.

• 43:18Speaker 03

  I don't know, it's just something about me trying to date older people, like.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  To me.

• 43:22Speaker 03

  I'm thirty something, I don't think.

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  But you're a grown woman.

• 43:25Speaker 03

  I am, but I just feel for like.

• 43:26Andrew Santino?

  You just don't like how far the gap is?

• 43:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  But when it comes to legends, though, like Judi Dench, I know she's ninety, but I would.

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  I would hit.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  Fucking no condom, raw dog.

• 43:35Andrew Santino?

  I'd hit.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  I'd hit.

• 43:36Speaker 03

  I don't even know who that is, but okay.

• 43:38Andrew Santino?

  Dame Judi Dench.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  Dame Duty Dench, yeah.

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  Uh, de, de. Dame Duty Dench. This episode's called Dame Duty Dench.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dame Duty Dench.

• 43:46Andrew Santino?

  James, James the Bench.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, yeah.

• 43:48Andrew Santino?

  So.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  Age has a lot to do with it.

• 43:50Speaker 03

  It do.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it do.

• 43:52Andrew Santino?

  What's the gap? You'll go up to what, forty?

• 43:54Speaker 03

  If it had to be somebody older.

• 43:57Speaker 03

  No more than forty-five, because I'm gonna be.

• 43:59Andrew Santino?

  You're out.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  You're in.

• 44:00Speaker 03

  So like.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  You're still in.

• 44:01Speaker 03

  Because my mom and my dad were ten years apart. And I just feel like that was.

• 44:06Bobby Lee?

  You have to be exactly like your, your family's.

• 44:08Speaker 03

  No, it doesn't, but that, that was just, that's, that's the bracket.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's the bracket, okay.

• 44:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you're still in, you still have a shot.

• 44:14Andrew Santino?

  I still have a shot at dating.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  You gotta get a tan.

• 44:16Andrew Santino?

  Just keep saying no. I'm just gonna get, I'm just gonna get tan.

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna get really tan for you.

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

  You know, I'll tell you, most black women like redheads.

• 44:25Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, I mean, the whole hair situation, you know, you, it looks very nice on you. You're very handsome. You're just not my type.

• 44:32Andrew Santino?

  So I can't take you out on a date?

• 44:33Speaker 03

  You absolutely could.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  Nice.

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  But I know I'm, but I know I'm gonna get nothing out of it.

• 44:38Speaker 03

  But what does that have to do with what's going on a date?

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  Where, where are you taking her on a date?

• 44:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, where are you gonna take me?

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where are you taking her, yeah.

• 44:45Speaker 03

  No, what's crazy?

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  If, if you say Chuck E. Cheese, I swear to fucking.

• 44:50Bobby Lee?

  I will lose my fucking mind.

• 44:51Speaker 03

  What's crazy is, I did.

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  Don't say Chuck E. Cheese.

• 44:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm a simple guy. And let me tell you something.

• 44:55Speaker 03

  I did three segments with people, ran, not randoms, but people that I knew. And I said, if we were going on a date, where would you take me? And so many of them.

• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  I would do a variety of different.

• 45:05Andrew Santino?

  So many of them what? Let her fit?

• 45:07Speaker 03

  So many of them did say Chuck E. Cheese.

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  Chuck E. Cheese, that's not funny.

• 45:11Speaker 03

  They did, they said Chuck E. Cheese.

• 45:12Bobby Lee?

  I would say build a, first build a bear, right, and then.

• 45:14Speaker 03

  Oh, we could definitely go to Build a Bear, because I mean.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll go to Build a Bear.

• 45:17Speaker 03

  I love Build a Bear, actually.

• 45:18Andrew Santino?

  I think.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  I, I'll probably build one of you.

• 45:21Speaker 03

  You could never build me. I'm one of one.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  If they have the option.

• 45:24Andrew Santino?

  I would want to take you somewhere humble.

• 45:26Speaker 03

  Okay, humble.

• 45:27Andrew Santino?

  See how, see how, because fancy, it means like, then all you want is my money.

• 45:30Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 45:31Andrew Santino?

  So I would take you to McDonald's. But.

• 45:34Speaker 03

  It's food.

• 45:36Andrew Santino?

  I would keep an eye on you, because I don't want you to get lost in that play pit.

• 45:39Speaker 03

  Absolutely, because I'm definitely gonna be in it.

• 45:41Andrew Santino?

  You get in there, because I know we're getting in that fucking thing.

• 45:43Speaker 03

  The ball pit.

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  The balls.

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  But I would take you to McDonald's, because that would check your, see what you're really interested in. In me or my money?

• 45:50Speaker 03

  Both.

• 45:50Andrew Santino?

  Because then I wouldn't, okay, but, okay.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  What would you order at McDonald's, you think?

• 45:53Speaker 03

  Um, it's gonna be a McChicken, because I don't eat their burgers.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  You don't like their burger? You don't eat red meat, ever?

• 45:59Speaker 03

  I used to, but it used to make me sick.

• 46:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, well.

• 46:03Speaker 03

  I mean, I'll eat like beef, like here and there, but if I could choose turkey or chicken, I'll choose that.

• 46:08Andrew Santino?

  See, you do like white meat. Come on over.

• 46:11Speaker 03

  Come on over.

• 46:11Andrew Santino?

  Nova? Come on over, baby. Clock it.

• 46:16Speaker 02

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• 46:20Speaker 02

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• 46:47Speaker 02

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• 46:48Speaker 00

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• 47:04Speaker 00

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• 47:14Speaker 00

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• 47:31Speaker 00

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• 47:36Speaker 00

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• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing?

• 47:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's a good one. Was it my ear? Mm-hmm. No. He pulled his magic. No, he didn't. It was in my ear? No, it was legit, legitimately magic. See, that was better than last time. It was better, yeah. Yeah. I'm incredible. I'm talented, I'm sweet, and I'm in love with you. Okay, I wouldn't put it by you then. You should have seen her in yesterday. I didn't know that Bobby, at fifty-five, could go on his hands, lift his legs, curve his whole body, completely, almost completely naked, over a guy on stage.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Alright, it says like Walgreens or something on it.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  Ninety brand name, you know what I mean? Or like a, the Stevenson's like a pharmacy, you know what I mean? Like a local mom and pop. Stevenson family. Since nineteen oh four. Remember what happened last time you were here? Yeah, I don't remember. You guys fucked me. That's the thing you remember? When my friends came in, you guys ignored them? You don't remember the butthole? That must feel like a little bigger. No. You and us not talking to your friends at lunch. But that is funny, that's the first thing Carlos and me walked in, we were like, this is where we were, like Bobby, you're mad at us. We were not saying I was friends. It was so rude. That summer was so bad, I had to take a shit. I had to rent a car though, cause my shit got pushed back, so I, I drove in from Dallas this morning, twelve hours. What?

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I woke up at three thirty in the morning and drove twelve hours. You're telling me the Greyhound wasn't reliable? Wow dude. And you're in Atlanta now? Yep, I'm right, look it, it's right where uh, the butthole incident happened.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Josh? Josh, we're sorry. Josh?

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  Hey Josh, listen. No, no, I know, but can I just talk to you? So, she, she told me um, not to do the, I'm thinking of penis, not the asshole, and I, I would have never done the asshole if I knew, I'm being real, like, you know what I mean, really, yeah, really. Wow, memories. Really brings me back. Want to say hi to the kid? Yeah. Yeah. It's called Tabernacle? What is this called? Yeah, it's Tabernacle. It's called Tabernacle, what's up, Red?

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  What's up, fat ass?

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Hey fuck you, Red. Yeah.

• 50:35Andrew Santino?

  Hey man.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't wait to see you tomorrow, guy.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  T L T twos and threes.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  Alright, you did that joke before, fat, yeah, I'm fat, I'm fat, I'm fat, fuck you.

• 50:45Andrew Santino?

  Bobby.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  I miss you.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  I miss you too, I'll see you tomorrow.

• 50:49Andrew Santino?

  Alright, kids.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  So this hole, right here, this was the original uh, conceit of the glory hole, Carlos, time after time, idea.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you really miss me?

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man, god, what a tender face.

• 51:03Andrew Santino?

  Are you gonna be a good boy?

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can't wait to see you, to see your face, man, the tenderness of all your spirituality. I do, man, I can't wait to see you tomorrow, man, your spirituality is gonna, real.

• 51:15Andrew Santino?

  I saw your old movie with Bobby Chellie.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  No way. No way.

• 51:21Andrew Santino?

  He told me not to tell you that I saw.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  It's bad?

• 51:25Andrew Santino?

  No, it's really good.

• 51:27Speaker 05

  How are you?

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  I feel really bad today.

• 51:30Speaker 05

  Oh no. You ignore me, like I'm dating again, I text him, ignore. Text him again, ignore.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Ads. It's not about love?

• 51:41Speaker 05

  It's the ostrich approach, you know, if I don't respond, this doesn't exist.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  Ostrich approach?

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  It's a Spanish expression.

• 51:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, it definitely is. You guys know ostriches?

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we know, yeah.

• 51:55Speaker 05

  There's an American Korean ostrich.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh shit, Spanish style.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Ow. Bobby's supreme.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  I farted in bed this morning, and then got out of bed to get ready for this, and the fart wafted from underneath the bed, and it followed me to the kitchen. It had been in there for hours. She was hiding.

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  Little sneaky fart.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  We need air. Spread your legs for the air. Okay, where?

• 52:33Andrew Santino?

  Spread your legs, pig.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the air.

• 52:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's actually, this guy, he just got out of town. Hey man, can't, can't, caught me in there with my mid shirt on.

• 52:46Andrew Santino?

  Get in the zone. Out of zone!

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  That how it goes?

• 52:52Andrew Santino?

  Exactly what I'm gonna do. Out of zone! Hey! Morgan, Morgan, one, two, three. Morgan and Morgan! Look at this guy. Fuck, that's awesome. Sure, this is so sick. Straight legal, man. I souped it up, I made it straight legal. Chip gas? How come you can't say cheap? Cheap. Look at how cheap the gas is. Look at the shit gas.

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  It's like a shitty boar rat. Look at the shit gas.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  Say, say heath. Hip. No, heath. Heath. Say teeth. Teeth. Say me, you fuckhead. Know how teeth the gas is?

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  The substance.

• 53:37Andrew Santino?

  You smell hot fancy, you fucking little pervert? No. Dude, they're fucking everywhere. Huh?

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  I love chicken.

• 53:45Andrew Santino?

  They're fine, the one on fucking Highland closed.

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  I know. But one on Western is fast.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  How could that's close?

• 53:51Speaker 05

  And you wouldn't say any of the trans propaganda out there.

• 53:57Andrew Santino?

  Look at that Rachel Dolezal, running come over the office.

• 54:00Speaker 05

  Oh, the other movie we all have to go see is the, what's it called, the Nathan Filler.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, I wanna see that so bad.

• 54:08Speaker 05

  It, it looks incredible.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Is it in theaters?

• 54:10Speaker 05

  It will be. I've seen Friday.

• 54:13Andrew Santino?

  I'm so excited for that fucking movie, about Elizabeth Holmes.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:16Speaker 05

  Yes, incredible.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Roger Ebert said it's, he said it's ground, ground moving for a documentary.

• 54:25Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 54:25Andrew Santino?

  He's never seen anything like this in his entire life.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  Roger Ebert said that?

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 54:29Speaker 05

  It looks insane. Like he moving.

• 54:32Andrew Santino?

  All the critics have said it's a monumental documentary, they did that, it's been put together in the past like decade.

• 54:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  The timing is insane.

• 54:38Speaker 05

  Incredible.

• 54:40Andrew Santino?

  Earth's like me, huh?

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  I get what's my throat is like.

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna towel that, I just wanna fucking run in.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I wanna buy stuff. Alan.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  You wanna shop?

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  This is like the best one.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  I went to fifteen different stores to save that, which one was, I discovered it, but I mixed them.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh wow. Yeah, I know.

• 55:03Andrew Santino?

  No, this is, this isn't the one that you smell.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  What is that, sorry?

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  Now it is our, this one, it's a Disney plus or something. Oh, it's from China, dude, I did it in Chinese.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, I knew this one.

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  Can you smell?

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  It's called Shiu.

• 55:19Andrew Santino?

  That's actually, can you smell it on your skin? No. It doesn't do good on your skin.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 55:25Andrew Santino?

  It's, some people, your skin changes the composition.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  God, dude, you're freaking me out, dude.

• 55:29Andrew Santino?

  I don't think that's gonna. No, this one probably doesn't, let me smell it on your skin.

• 55:35Andrew Santino?

  No, not on your skin?

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it smells like a cucumber, dude.

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  What you do is rose, you rose.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not doing rose.

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  Don't get the same fucking cologne. That's gonna make me so fucking.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  I have to though, for the last.

• 55:48Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna fuck me, I'm gonna.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't care. You let me into this layer, you fucked up.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  You fucked it up, dude.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  Nothing, dude.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm getting glittered, I've always wanted it, I'm a Lalo fan.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Small ball of.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm just saying.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  I did the small.

• 56:09Andrew Santino?

  Missed all that.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  And I have a small ball of the shit.

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  Gigantic spaceship. Excuse me, manager? Who's that weird Spanish guy up front? He actually just shows up on his own, he's a teacher from Quin of the app.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  I need to find you love. Can I find you love? Cause you're not, look, if we can't give you the love that you deserve, because I think you're a wonderful person.

• 56:37Speaker 03

  Find me love like how?

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, because we ask our fans. We ask our fans. Oh my god, Doc would be fucking perfect. Perfect for you. He's not tall, but he's taller. He is dark though.

• 56:49Speaker 03

  Who is that?

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  Doc Willis is a, he's a guy who's on our show. That's Doc, right there, do you find him handsome?

• 56:55Speaker 03

  Y'all trolling, right?

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  No. Why, no, he's, no, no, he's a friend of ours, look, that's me, he's, he's on our show a lot, he's, he's kind of a featured player of our show, we love Doc. Go to images.

• 57:06Speaker 03

  I see the image right there.

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, you don't, why?

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  You don't like him?

• 57:12Andrew Santino?

  He's handsome, he's from Detroit.

• 57:15Speaker 03

  He look like he study books a lot.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  He is very smart.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Alien books.

• 57:20Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  If you wanna know about aliens, he knows about it.

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  Don't, don't you want an intelligent boyfriend, he's very intelligent.

• 57:25Speaker 03

  I do, but um, I don't wanna like that.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Oh, come on, Santino.

• 57:30Speaker 03

  He needs some different glasses.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:33Speaker 03

  And I say, first of all, I wear glasses when I don't have my contacts, so I'm a glasses person.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  You can fix Doc.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  You can fix Doc.

• 57:40Speaker 03

  No.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  He's a, he's a work in progress.

• 57:41Speaker 03

  I'm not a doctor.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 57:43Andrew Santino?

  You're not a doctor. Well, he's a doc.

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. With somebody that we, we'll, we'll think, we'll think.

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  We'll get you hooked up with somebody. We'll get you hooked up with someone, so I wanna find you love, I think you deserve it.

• 57:53Speaker 03

  This ain't no dating show?

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  Yes, it is.

• 57:56Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we've, we've matched a lot of people.

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  We actually have done a fucking good job.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  How many y'all put together?

• 58:01Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Twenty, twenty, twenty-two.

• 58:02Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-three, twenty-four?

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Twenty-five.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  Six, or seven?

• 58:05Speaker 03

  How many have they actually worked?

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  They're all married.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  They're all, all married with kids.

• 58:09Speaker 03

  But y'all lying.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  Two of them are dead. They lasted so long, they died. So this movie comes out in October, October two.

• 58:15Speaker 03

  It comes out October the second. I absolutely am, I can't wait to see.

• 58:19Andrew Santino?

  You think you're gonna pop off from this thing? Cause it's going into two thousand theaters.

• 58:22Speaker 03

  I hope, that's like, listen, when they say, what is it? Two ti- three times the charm or whatever the case?

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:29Speaker 03

  My first movie, it did something, I was in Little Women LA, but I feel like this is my third time in charm, so I feel like this.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  Little Women LA is a TV show or a movie?

• 58:37Speaker 03

  TV show.

• 58:38Andrew Santino?

  Uh, I don't know, don't yell at me, I'm, I'm learning.

• 58:40Speaker 03

  No, I'm not yelling.

• 58:41Andrew Santino?

  I'm learning.

• 58:42Speaker 03

  I'm just talking.

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm learning, TV, Little Women LA.

• 58:44Speaker 03

  Yes, uh, Little Women LA.

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  Were you scared of any of those women?

• 58:47Speaker 03

  No, actually, I, this was after though, I kinda got over that.

• 58:52Andrew Santino?

  You got over your fear.

• 58:53Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:53Andrew Santino?

  Now how do I conquer mine?

• 58:56Speaker 03

  Well, you sitting right here with me, so, I mean, I don't know.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  I'm shaking inside.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm so nervous.

• 59:01Speaker 03

  You sound like my friend that I went to college with, and we cheered together, and I had to be like her, what's it called, big sister, little sister type thing?

• 59:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  Oh god, she hated it for the first year.

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  You were a cheerleader?

• 59:10Speaker 03

  I was, yes.

• 59:11Andrew Santino?

  You were the little sister.

• 59:14Speaker 03

  No, I was actually the big sister.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Whoa dude, what are you saying?

• 59:18Andrew Santino?

  No, I asked if you were the little sister.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I gotta apologize, my friend here.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  Really, Chuck E. Cheese joke?

• 59:26Andrew Santino?

  Get the fuck out of here, eat shit.

• 59:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause you definitely came for it the first time.

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something. Well, so Little Women LA, also, also, we, so one of our closest friends, Brad Williams, he's a little person. You know him, he's a comedian, he's very funny. He's a famous little person. Very famous.

• 59:44Speaker 03

  Y'all doing all these people that's...

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  Do you know him?

• 59:48Speaker 03

  Oh, I know of him, yes.

• 59:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's a good comedian, he's very talented.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  He's a good friend of ours.

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  Very funny.

• 59:52Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  He's done this a bunch of times.

• 59:54Andrew Santino?

  So he... He makes a lot of jokes about being little.

• 59:58Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  And he says... The M-word...

• 1:00:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  The M-word is...

• 1:00:05Speaker 03

  Is derogatory.

• 1:00:06Andrew Santino?

  The most offensive.

• 1:00:07Speaker 03

  It is, it is derogatory, it's like...

• 1:00:10Andrew Santino?

  That's a big no-no.

• 1:00:11Speaker 03

  Calling a black person the N-word.

• 1:00:12Andrew Santino?

  So you say the M-word is the N-word?

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  To me, yes.

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  Wow. If you don't have a little person in your life, you may not know.

• 1:00:20Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying, like, some people really don't know.

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  But dwarf people think is a bad word, but he says dwarf is what you...

• 1:00:24Speaker 03

  No, dwarf is the correct terminology, we have dwarfism, so it stems from that. I mean, of course, I...

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  But which kind do you have, again?

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  Um...

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  Because which one did Brad say he's got? He's told us before.

• 1:00:36Speaker 03

  Is he Akon or Sudo?

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  Akon. I love Akon.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  Sudo, I prefer Sudo.

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  Gotta be locked up.

• 1:00:42Speaker 03

  Akon, yo, DZ. Um, I actually have... So I just found out, because I really didn't know.

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:00:51Speaker 03

  Um...

• 1:00:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, which one?

• 1:00:52Speaker 03

  Spinal bifida.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  You have spinal bifida?

• 1:00:54Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  What's that?

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Why, I don't know, why you guys laugh?

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  Why is that funny?

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Andres, why did you laugh?

• 1:01:03Speaker 03

  Who is he, as hell?

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Why did you laugh? Bobby's favorite word. Spinal bifida.

• 1:01:06Andrew Santino?

  Spinal bifida?

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Spinal bifida. Spinal bifida.

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  Spinal bifida.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Spinal bifida. Spinal bifida.

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  Spinal bifida.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  Spinal bifida.

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  He does say it a lot.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  I do say it a lot, which is weird, because I've never really met somebody with it, so it's like, this is a really good encounter.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  I don't think he knows what it is.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what it is, so it's like, when I look at you, because you don't really...

• 1:01:22Speaker 03

  Wait, you don't know what? Wait, I'm confused, what do we not know?

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  He thought spinal bifida was like, your back was crooked, that's what he thinks.

• 1:01:28Speaker 03

  No, that's what that stands for, though.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  That's why!

• 1:01:30Speaker 03

  Spinal bifida.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, praise the Lord.

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  No, but he thinks, he thinks like, you're gonna, you're like, hunched over.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say that.

• 1:01:37Speaker 03

  No, spinal bifida is a curved spine.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  It's a curved spine?

• 1:01:41Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:42Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying, I really don't know, like...

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  That's what bifida means.

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  So they say it's called spinal bifida epiphysia dysplasia.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:48Speaker 03

  That's, yeah.

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  So, I gotta ask Brad.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Are there extreme versions of, like, levels to the game?

• 1:01:55Speaker 03

  Now, you ask me a lot about little people, I do not know.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, it's spinal bifida, is there...

• 1:01:59Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  Are there levels to the game of spinal bifida?

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  How hard does...

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm a nine, or whatever.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  How hard does the spinal bifida go?

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  I don't know, I'm at the curvature where I was supposed to have surgery. I didn't have it, because that mean I would have had to sit out from doing chili, pageants, dance. I ain't had time to be sitting down.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  Do your joints hurt from dancing?

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  A lot.

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, here we go, Brad.

• 1:02:19Speaker 03

  My curved spine is like...

• 1:02:20Andrew Santino?

  Brad, you're on Bad Friends, um, I'm calling that guy, our buddy. Um, you're being...

• 1:02:25Speaker 03

  Wait, what guy?

• 1:02:25Andrew Santino?

  Your spot is our favorite little person has been overtaken, sorry.

• 1:02:30Speaker 04

  Who do I have to kill?

• 1:02:32Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 1:02:32Andrew Santino?

  You can't kill, there's no way you can kill her.

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  It's Keesh, yeah. It's Keesh.

• 1:02:38Speaker 03

  Wes, uh...

• 1:02:40Andrew Santino?

  Keesh.

• 1:02:40Speaker 04

  Does she qualify?

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  She is, she is probably the coolest...

• 1:02:43Speaker 03

  Qualify for what?

• 1:02:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, qualify for what she wants to know.

• 1:02:47Speaker 04

  Qualify as being a little person, or is she just like...

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  No, she, yeah, she's a fucking little person, she's a famous little person.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  You gotta sign a BIF too, dude.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she's a famous little person, and she says... Um, she'd like to slide in as the, our number one LP.

• 1:02:59Speaker 03

  How tall is he?

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  How tall are you? How tall are you, Brad?

• 1:03:02Speaker 04

  Four foot four.

• 1:03:03Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm way shorter than you, boo.

• 1:03:05Andrew Santino?

  How, how...

• 1:03:05Speaker 03

  Three five and a half.

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  Three five and a half, dude, sorry, bud.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  She's way better than you.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry, man.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  When it comes to that.

• 1:03:11Speaker 04

  All right, well, there's gotta be some kind of competition.

• 1:03:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, let's, ooh, an LP competition, I would love this. What do you think you guys want to compete against? She's a dancer, so be careful.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  Run across, smash her head against a wall, or something.

• 1:03:22Andrew Santino?

  Right, run through a wall. What would the competition be, Brad?

• 1:03:26Speaker 04

  Well, if she, if she's a dancer, you know me, I've got, I've got some moves, I've got some junk in the trunk.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  He, yeah.

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  I say we do...

• 1:03:33Andrew Santino?

  He's got a huge shitter.

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  I say we do an old school dance-off.

• 1:03:35Andrew Santino?

  Let's do a dance-off. I say we do a fucking, when you come to LA, we're doing a dance-off, does that sound good?

• 1:03:39Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 1:03:40Andrew Santino?

  Keesh is live.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  I have to compete too.

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, no.

• 1:03:42Bobby Lee?

  No, I have to compete too.

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  Clock, clock, clock, clock, clocking in.

• 1:03:45Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  All right, Brad, I love you, we'll talk to you later, babe.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  See you later.

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  Sounds good.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  Bye, buddy. All right, um, please go see Keesh and Rolling Loud on October... Second?

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  Second.

• 1:03:55Andrew Santino?

  In theaters.

• 1:03:55Speaker 03

  Friday, October the second.

• 1:03:58Andrew Santino?

  All over the country.

• 1:03:59Speaker 03

  All over, 2,000 theaters.

• 1:04:01Andrew Santino?

  2,000 theaters, and you better follow her ass on social media.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, follow her on social media.

• 1:04:04Speaker 03

  Follow me on any type of social media.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  Give her a round of applause.

• 1:04:07Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, Keesh, give it up for Keesh, thank you for coming on the show, we appreciate, oh, la...

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  That was so fun.

• 1:04:11Andrew Santino?

  Clock it in.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  Clock it, clock it.

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  Clock it, clock it, clock it, clock it. Will you do me a favor? Will you look into your camera, this one, and say thank you for being a bad friend?

• 1:04:19Speaker 03

  Thank you all for being a bad friend.

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