Bobby Is Finally Free w/ Yannis Pappas

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:45Bobby Lee?

  Have you played Comedy Works South?

• 0:47Andrew Santino?

  I've never done the South Club.

• 0:48Bobby Lee?

  Have you played Downtown?

• 0:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 0:50Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 0:51Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 0:51Bobby Lee?

  Why? Why?

• 0:53Speaker 03

  Why has he?

• 0:54Bobby Lee?

  Why have you?

• 0:55Speaker 03

  Why have I?

• 0:56Bobby Lee?

  Have you?

• 0:57Speaker 03

  I haven't.

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 0:59Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:11Bobby Lee?

  So, Freaky Greeky?

• 1:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, Freaky Greeky, Giannis Pappas is here with us. Give it up for Giannis Pappas.

• 1:18Bobby Lee?

  Where one ice sock lives in the other ice sock.

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:21Bobby Lee?

  And they do switcheroo's.

• 1:22Speaker 03

  It is, I'm a, I am a one-eyed Greek, and I am Giannis Poopass, according to your production staff.

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 1:29Speaker 03

  Now I'm back in kindergarten, thank you for that.

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  Giannis, who wrote that?

• 1:32Speaker 03

  That's very triggering for me.

• 1:33Andrew Santino?

  McCone?

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  McCone, that was really good, play on words.

• 1:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, before we get to Giannis, I brought, I brought a couple of gifts back from my trips overseas. So I was wandering the streets, Bobby Lee.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God.

• 1:47Andrew Santino?

  And I saw a store, I stumbled on a store.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess.

• 1:50Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 1:51Bobby Lee?

  It's an old, ancient, antique Chinese store. It's in the basement, you got me a Mogwai, I'm so excited.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  You know, Giannis, I've always wanted a Mogwai.

• 2:03Speaker 03

  From, from France?

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  I stumbled across a store that doesn't exist, a store that no longer is in...

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  No, rotation.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:13Speaker 03

  Tower Records.

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  And I walked in and I said, someone's gotta-

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Can we guess? Can we guess?

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Boston Market.

• 2:21Andrew Santino?

  Good guess.

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  Things that are closing.

• 2:23Speaker 03

  Uh, VHS tape.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  Jo-Ann's. What's that, the fabric store?

• 2:26Andrew Santino?

  No, that's still open. I was there this week.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  I've been praying for that to close for so many years.

• 2:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, God's not listening to you anymore.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm all Michaels, guys.

• 2:33Speaker 03

  A Bed Bath & Beyond candle.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  Pretty close.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  It's a store that someone on this crew loves very, very much.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, here we go.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  That it is.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  There was one Desi Ual store-

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  Still remaining in Europe.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  I went in there, cause Fancy, our buddy Fancy loves Desi Ual clothes.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:59Andrew Santino?

  And I walked in and I said, "Desi Ual." I said my fan-

• 3:03Speaker 03

  Bessy Wal.

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Bessy Wal.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  That's, I'll say it how I wanna say it, bitch. And then I said, "You're gonna love this part." I said, "Uh, is it all women's?" And the girl goes, "Oh yeah." I go, "No men's clothes?" She goes, "We do." And there was a rack in the back with four shirts.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Rack in the back, dude.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  A rack in the back, which is the name of your new life is Rack in the Back. So I got you a Desi Ual shirt. And she said, "What size is he?" I said, "Well, I should call you, cause you know the Porg size better than anyone."

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, well, I watch a lot of Star Wars, yes.

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  It's triple XL. No, I got you a medium. Are you a medium? Mm-hmm. So come get your gift, you stupid loser.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  I got you a Desi Ual shirt.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  In fact, I think you should take your shirt off now and put this shirt on now.

• 3:50Andrew Santino?

  And here's the best part-

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  For people to see your Porg body.

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  Here's the best part about it.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Why, okay.

• 3:53Andrew Santino?

  He's probably wearing it right now. They make, I'm not kidding when I say this, they make maybe four blue shirts. That's all they make. Take it out of the packaging and let me see it. It literally looks like the shirt you're wearing now. I said to the woman, "I bet you he owns this shirt."

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Do you own it?

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  It looks like it.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  They all look the same.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I ask you a question? What, what, what is-

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Lift it up. There you go.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is it about these shirts that you do like? The design?

• 4:21Speaker 03

  That is an ugly shirt.

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I know, I know, now, we know.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  It's obvious. Yeah, yeah.

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  So, so you're welcome. You're welcome.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  Thank you so much.

• 4:30Andrew Santino?

  And did I get something for Bobby?

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, I've gotten you two wands.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  Did I get you something?

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, at the Renaissance Fair, I picked you out two wands.

• 4:39Andrew Santino?

  I know, I hold it dear to my heart.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there you go.

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  And did I get you something?

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm sure you did.

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  I did.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  I know you did.

• 4:45Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I got you?

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. It's, it's something Asian oriented, it has to be.

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  No, it's actually the coolest gift I think I've gotten you. And I hope you don't have it.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna make my heart flutter. Oh, size nine?

• 5:01Andrew Santino?

  This is the only bummer. The highest they had left was eight and a half, but I feel like you could squeeze into it.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  I can squeeze in an eight and a half?

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  Alright, can I open it and show you what it is? Now you do.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh no, can I say something now?

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  You know what it is, because if you have them, I'll be like...

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't have them, but...

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  You know what they are?

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  They're shoes.

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  But what are they? Shoes.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  Are they shoes?

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  No, they're sandals.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  They're Ninja Turtle sandals.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but can I be completely honest with you if I like them or not?

• 5:27Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm, you know, I'm brutal when it comes to that.

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  And honest.

• 5:31Andrew Santino?

  But can you tell by the box what, what they are?

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  They're Adidas shoes.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  But do you know what they are?

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  They're probably slips, like sandals or...

• 5:41Andrew Santino?

  Slides?

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Slides, yeah.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, hello.

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what they are?

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 5:50Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  They are one of a kind, custom Arsenal Adidas.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  How sick are those shoes?

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  These are sick shoes.

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  You like them, don't you?

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  I do love them.

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  I knew you would.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:04Andrew Santino?

  Do they have the, they have the, the Arsenal symbol on the side? On the back?

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  On the back.

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  On the back.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, that's, you know what, that's being mindful.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  That's thoughtful.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  And that's being thoughtful.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  That's thoughtful.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  And that's being a friend.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  That is a friend.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Unlike you, unlike you, when you came to town and you booked a whiskey ginger and a Bad Friends, but not a Tiger Mel.

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  So unlike that.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  This is the opposite of what you do.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 6:26Speaker 03

  It's called a tariff.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. I did tariff you 40%.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I will lower the tariff.

• 6:36Speaker 03

  I'm doing only American.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, sure. But if I lower the tariff, will you do mine eventually?

• 6:41Speaker 03

  You lower the tariff, I will.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  All right, okay.

• 6:43Speaker 03

  Tariff war.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  10%, 10%.

• 6:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  So give me a rating on the shoes. You like them. Do they meet your, your standards?

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  These meet my standards in different ways.

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 6:54Speaker 04

  Wow, wow.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  And I, you know, it's sexual. You know what I mean? So that's number one.

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm more attracted to you by, by this gift.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Right? Number two, um, I have some downsides to it, to it.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but let's go to the positive.

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  Do you own those shoes already?

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 7:09Andrew Santino?

  Awesome.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't own any Arsenal FC, um, shoes.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  You do now.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  I have pants, I have shirts, scarves, et cetera, et cetera. And, um, this is slick. And, what's so funny?

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  It's slick, it's aerodynamic.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, clean.

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  Clean.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very clean.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  Clean.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Um, I would be too afraid to wear them.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 7:34Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Because they're so nice.

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're one of a kind.

• 7:36Speaker 04

  They're made for running, so that's...

• 7:41Andrew Santino?

  This guy's taking shots at you.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Thank you so much, my friend.

• 7:46Andrew Santino?

  I love you.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  And, um...

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you.

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  No, thank you.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being here.

• 7:50Andrew Santino?

  And thank you.

• 7:50Speaker 03

  Does the display, is that, are you really in awe of them, or is that like an excuse that you don't like them? And is that why you're not gonna wear them? I'm just, I'm just trying to figure out why you wouldn't wear them.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  No, you're trying to drum up some shit.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  I just, I'm curious.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  You're trying to drum up some shit.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  And since this shit is drummed up, may I waddle in it?

• 8:08Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I think stylishly, it's not my style.

• 8:12Speaker 03

  Whoa, I knew it.

• 8:15Speaker 03

  You knew it.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:16Speaker 03

  You didn't like them.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  No, I do like them.

• 8:17Speaker 03

  What a piece of shit.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  I do like them. I used a passport to get those shoes.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  But here's the thing, you could go to arsenal.com and buy the same shoes.

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  Have you?

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  And get delivered in three days.

• 8:26Speaker 03

  He was with his family and he thought about you.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  I could probably get a nine as well.

• 8:30Speaker 03

  He got the wrong size.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are very nice.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  There they are.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Can I see the other styles, please?

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  They're in blue?

• 8:37Speaker 03

  Wait a second, you only spent $79 on them?

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  80 bucks.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the red ones are cool.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Those red ones.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:45Speaker 04

  They're way more expensive.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that's...

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  600 dollars.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  That's more my thing.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  That's not my thing, but um, I don't do eighty dollars on my feet.

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:58Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 8:58Speaker 03

  You picked up on that, right? The whole display thing was a whole.

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  I knew.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. He was fucking trying to.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  No, but I, you know, it's the sentiment and the um, and the thought that counts.

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I will get you something similar.

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  You're welcome.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Like a Tiger Woods, you know what I mean?

• 9:16Speaker 03

  Are you upset? I'd be upset. I'd be like.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Glove.

• 9:18Speaker 03

  Turned off.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Do they have gloves?

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  I've uh.

• 9:20Speaker 03

  That's a fucking dick move.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  I've lived in this space for quite a while.

• 9:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll tell you why, guy. Um, freaky, freaky. Um, it's because we have an honest relationship.

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  You know, and we're not about lies and uh.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  We tell each other how we feel.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  How we feel. And I appreciate that.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna display them accordingly in my closet.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Underneath all the other shoes that I have.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And in twenty years' time, I'll dig them back up and go, oh, these are in style now.

• 9:51Speaker 03

  Right.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Right. Right?

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Now I'll put them on. I'll be seventy.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  I do think you'll wear them.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  My money's on you'll wear them.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  I'll wear them in Ireland when we do the golf thing.

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  You mean in London?

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  No, when we go to Ireland, we're going to a golf thing afterward.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll wear them at the golf thing.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  But this would make more sense in London.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  No one's gonna go, hey bloke, are those Arsenal shoes?

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  Wait, who is that?

• 10:19Speaker 03

  What was that?

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  That's a Greek accent?

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Hello, bloke.

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  No, that's better.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are those Arsenal shoes?

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no one's gonna, no one's gonna go that, say that.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:30Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, your legs are exposed. Generally, I don't like it, but today, I really appreciate your legs because they're very unlike the rest of your body.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  They're very tan and they're very beautiful.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  And athletic.

• 10:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, they are.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  They are really good legs.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:44Andrew Santino?

  He's always had nice tan legs.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude.

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  That says a lot about a guy.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  And you're wide. Like in a.

• 10:51Speaker 03

  I'm fat again.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  How much you weigh now?

• 10:54Speaker 03

  I'm back to two oh five. I was down to one ninety-three.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 10:57Speaker 03

  But I'm back to two oh five.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  You look great.

• 10:58Speaker 03

  Thank you, man.

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  Love a two oh five.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Always look great.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  You look the same, dude. It's true what they say. You just don't age.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 11:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, you look the same.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  I lost thirty pounds, but.

• 11:06Speaker 03

  You did?

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  Ozempic. Uh, Wegovy.

• 11:11Speaker 03

  I thought we're honest in here.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  So you don't, you didn't notice that I lost thirty pounds?

• 11:15Speaker 03

  No. I haven't got a chance to see you stand up because you were outside squatting and now. Yeah, you have, you look great.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  You look great.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Now, let me, let me say something to you, okay?

• 11:27Speaker 03

  Freaky cookie.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something to you. Be real and be honest. We don't fuck around like this, dude. So let me say something right now, freaky, okay?

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Be honest, I'm not gonna get offended. You did not notice that I lost weight.

• 11:37Speaker 03

  I would take a picture of you. Put it in my closet under all the other pictures of people who are underwhelming. Forget about it for twenty years and then take it out when, uh, slightly chubby Asian guys are back in style.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:51Speaker 03

  I thought we were in the honest tree.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you really believe that?

• 11:54Speaker 03

  I believe you look better.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:57Speaker 03

  You look better.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Wait until I get back from Hawaii.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  Just you wait, dude.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna get a tan.

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  What was the phrase you used in Australia all the time?

• 12:03Speaker 03

  You'll see.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  You'll see.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  You'll see.

• 12:04Andrew Santino?

  You'll see.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And you shall see.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  I.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  And you will reap.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  How long has it been now since the you'll see I'm gonna get jacked thing? November. November, so you've got some time still.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  But time is a ticking.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, but.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  And you know what's gotta happen? Whoa.

• 12:19Speaker 03

  You look like you gave birth and then it.

• 12:23Speaker 03

  My wife's belly. You know, it was like a little loose skin.

• 12:30Speaker 03

  I'm sorry. It was just moving a lot, I didn't expect it to move. But I'm not, I'm no, I'm no better. I'm no better, so here we go. It moves.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  Yours moves more.

• 12:39Speaker 03

  Mine does move more.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a deeper ocean.

• 12:42Speaker 03

  But mine looks like I'm consistently fat. Yours looks like you're supposed to be fat.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're making me smile so much, dude.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  You're really triggering me, dude.

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  Like, you think he needs to get the loose skin surgery to like, remove that?

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, tighten it.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  You have, you think I have access skin?

• 12:58Speaker 03

  It just, it looked a little loose.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, like that.

• 13:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a little bit.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:05Andrew Santino?

  She's got abs.

• 13:06Speaker 03

  No, you look great, you know I'm joking, you look great.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you believe that.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  No, I do believe it.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:10Speaker 03

  I do believe it.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, next time you see me, dude? Ronnie Chang, dude? You won't even know the difference.

• 13:15Speaker 03

  You're gonna get ripped like that?

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  He's ripped?

• 13:18Speaker 03

  Well, he's in shape.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  He is in shape.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  He's in shape, dude.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  You'll see.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  He like.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  We shall see. That's been the motto of my life. Back in the day, dude, they were like, you're never gonna make it as a comedian. You'll see. Okay?

• 13:30Speaker 03

  Well, the comedian I could get, because you're funny, but getting ripped, I mean, it's like. Fuck you, man.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  So bad. I went to the Planet Fitness a month ago and you don't know. I went to Planet, I walked in, right, and I go, hey, and they go, you gotta go online and you gotta give us your bank records to join. And I'm like, I have a credit card, we don't do it that way. So that's why I didn't join Planet Fitness.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  That's why.

• 13:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I, I went in there.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  Right. I don't know, I just, I've seen you now, we've been here 20 minutes and all you've been doing is sucking on an electronic cigarette. So it doesn't look like you're making much of an effort.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  Interesting. Duly noted.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  Duly noted.

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and touche.

• 14:09Speaker 03

  Touche.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, because you're the first guy, I come to you, dude.

• 14:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Right, when I get my revenge.

• 14:16Speaker 03

  I'd like to see it.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  Who's the second guy?

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, Mccone.

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  He's never on my side.

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  He was a doubter.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a doubter.

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  Let me see your new cigarette, show off your new cigarette machine.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I saw, I saw.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  The kid's got a new cigarette machine on his person now. This is from Canada.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  So I got this.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  Now you smoke, now you can smoke without the smoke.

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  Yes. And he opened this little module like, like that.

• 14:37Andrew Santino?

  And then woo.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Right, you stick in, it heats the cigarette, doesn't, you know, there's no smoke, like actual fire.

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  No fire.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  No fire.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  Just, just a heat.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Just heat.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  Heat induction.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something, you guys, I had the worst week of my last, life last week. Number one, um, Monday, I wake up, I have a little sore throat. Then that night, Monday night, I fly to Toronto, Canada. And now I'm fully sick.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, thanks for coming.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  No, that was last week. That was last week.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I had the shivers. All right? And then I land, I go to wardrobe for this film, a very good film, it's called Karate Ghost.

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  Let me guess. You play the ghost?

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  No. No, I don't. I play a sensei. Who acts on, who acts off. Painted the fence.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Ooh. Yeah, yeah.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  Karate Ghost.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  Is it based on a book, a novel?

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yes. New York Times bestseller, so that's not it.

• 15:54Andrew Santino?

  So you're playing Karate Ghost?

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not. I play a sensei.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  Sensei.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And Jim Belushi plays the mayor of a town.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I did it because Jim was in it.

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Because we're old, not old friends, but friends.

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  But I blackout in my hotel, a day off. I didn't leave. I just was, and then I, literally the next couple of days, I don't even remember shooting.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  You were that?

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  I was in every, you know, because they're like, you know, we're gonna, we're gonna put all your scenes in two days. Right? So you're, you know, five o'clock call, wrap at nine, right? And you're in every fucking scene. I don't fucking remember it. And then, from there, I go to the Comedy Works in Denver, and they booked me in the wrong club.

• 16:35Andrew Santino?

  You were, you were downtown, you were not downtown, you were in the south one?

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  Have you played Comedy, uh, Comedy Works South?

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  I've never done the south club.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Have you played downtown?

• 16:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  It's my favorite, one of my favorite clubs.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 16:48Speaker 03

  Why has he?

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Why have you?

• 16:50Speaker 03

  Why have I?

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Have you?

• 16:51Speaker 03

  I haven't.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 16:53Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  You're not, you're not good? What's that?

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  That's you on the set of Karate Ghost.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Sick.

• 16:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Look how sick I am. Dude, I look like fucking Yoda there. What the fuck?

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  Don't I look Yoda?

• 17:07Speaker 03

  And you don't remember any of this?

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember any of it.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  Is that Jim in front of you?

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Right, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm going like.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  Now, does he own the dojo? What does he do in this movie?

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  He's the mayor of the town.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  He's the mayor of Karate Ghost Town?

• 17:22Andrew Santino?

  Dude, at least you're getting work. Not only that.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  Who plays the ghosts?

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Some kid. What the fuck, dude?

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  So you got sick?

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  And then, I'm in this, which is a great club, Comedy Works South too, it's just not the same.

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  Never done it, yeah.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, my feature.

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Ramsey.

• 17:40Andrew Santino?

  Bedawi.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Bedawi.

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  He rips so hard. I'd never seen him rip, right? And I'm deathly ill, right? And I'm watching him in the green room rip. Literally for the first time, I'm going, how am I gonna do this? Like, it was the first time I was mad.

• 17:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  You mean, that this guy is good?

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  You wanted him to be bad?

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  I wanted him to, you know what I mean? Like, sometimes I'll go, no crowd work. You know what I mean? You try to chain him.

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? You know, crowd work.

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  Take it easy.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're bombing, just keep bombing. You know what I mean?

• 18:14Andrew Santino?

  Settle into the bomb.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:15Speaker 03

  Remember, they're not here to see you.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, exactly.

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  But this weekend is one of those weekends where I know, where people went up to Ramsey and goes, you're better than the headliner.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Dude, you're better than Bobby, what the fuck? You know what I mean? And I knew that in my mind. And then the fourth show, oh my god, I struggled. I was drowning.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  In sweat?

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  In, no, pee. What the fuck are you talking about?

• 18:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, you said you were, you were sick. I thought you were sick.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, in, I was drowning in sweat.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  Like, you know how it just splits open? You're just drenched, right? And then you're losing the room.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  But how's the new hour coming along?

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Not great. Not great at all. I'm trying to do an extension, man.

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what do you mean?

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  I wanna do it later.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  Bobby.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:01Andrew Santino?

  It's been 30 years.

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  You've extended.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  I know, I need another year.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  You've overextended.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  I think I need another year.

• 19:06Speaker 03

  Is this your first special?

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 19:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, wow.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:09Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 19:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:10Speaker 03

  You just haven't put one out?

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  No, he's taped 10 of them, he's just never released them.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, never released them, yeah, yeah.

• 19:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're sitting in a vault.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's the same hour over and over again, but I did tape it 10 times.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  Momento.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, and now I'm here, and um, wow, what a week.

• 19:25Andrew Santino?

  So it was bad?

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know what? It's, um...

• 19:28Speaker 03

  Doesn't sound that bad. You had a little sniffles.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, little sniffles.

• 19:32Speaker 03

  And then you had a...

• 19:33Bobby Lee?

  But you have to understand, every moment, I'm like, how am I gonna do this? I can't fuck it. This is, I, I don't wanna do this.

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I...

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  Stand up?

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  Can't barely talk, what?

• 19:42Speaker 03

  Tell the people in Gaza how bad your week was.

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:45Speaker 03

  You had a cold?

• 19:50Andrew Santino?

  You know, Afghanistan and India are still at war.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  You couldn't remember some of the movie you were booked in?

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Awful week.

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  Tough week?

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a tough week.

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  Some guy listened to the podcast, he's on his way, he's on his way to work a fucking triple.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Some guy's sitting in a fucking truck right now, driving for nine hours, but Bobby couldn't remember half the scene with Jim Belushi.

• 20:14Andrew Santino?

  Tough.

• 20:15Bobby Lee?

  Tough, tough week, tough.

• 20:16Andrew Santino?

  God willing. You've gotten, this second wave of success in your life has really started to go to your head.

• 20:29Andrew Santino?

  Am I wrong?

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  Am I right?

• 20:31Andrew Santino?

  Am I wrong?

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  Am I right?

• 20:33Andrew Santino?

  This second wave of success has gone to your head.

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I haven't.

• 20:37Andrew Santino?

  For the first time in my life in our friendship, you didn't return my call four times.

• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  That's right, I was sick.

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

  No, you weren't.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I was too.

• 20:43Andrew Santino?

  No, you weren't.

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can tell you when you did.

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  No, you weren't.

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  I got a new phone, by the way.

• 20:46Andrew Santino?

  You were hanging out, you were hanging out. What is that, an Android?

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  No, it's an iPhone, but I've had, I didn't change it for 10 years. Anyway, no, it hasn't, and I'll, I'll, can I just say another spiritual thing that happened the other day?

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  It's gone to your head.

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  Yesterday.

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Something happened yesterday that made me cry, and I'm afraid that I'm gonna, if I share it, it's gonna come out cheesy.

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  It, it was a, it made me feel, just the weight lifted from my shoulders, and I became somebody else. And I'm gonna share it, and I know that, because I've never said this out loud, and when I say it, I'm gonna get fucking annihilated.

• 21:19Andrew Santino?

  No, come on.

• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  From all sides.

• 21:20Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so just hear me out, if I may, okay?

• 21:26Bobby Lee?

  I need gas in my motor vehicle, my Hyundai.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, it's blinking.

• 21:33Andrew Santino?

  The gas light.

• 21:34Bobby Lee?

  Yes, it's blinking, has been blinking, and, um...

• 21:38Andrew Santino?

  Go get gas.

• 21:38Bobby Lee?

  I go to Shell.

• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:41Bobby Lee?

  I pump, I go, you know what? I deserve a little, not just a sugar-free Red Bull, but one of those springtime flavors. You know what I mean? Like passion mango or whatever.

• 21:50Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  I did do, I did do.

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  You did do.

• 21:52Bobby Lee?

  I did do.

• 21:53Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I go in there, and there's like an Eastern European girl, maybe 23, 24, she gets some tattoos, she looked miserable.

• 22:02Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 22:02Bobby Lee?

  Right, and she barely spoke English, right? And I go, hey, can I get this springtime, you know what I mean, sugar-free Red Bull, please, you know what I mean? And she's kind of, you know, frowning.

• 22:13Andrew Santino?

  She's Eastern European.

• 22:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:14Andrew Santino?

  That's how they look.

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  That's their...

• 22:15Andrew Santino?

  That's how they look.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  And then she looks up at me, and she does a little smirk, and she goes, "What do you do for a living?" And I go... I just podcast and stuff. She goes, I don't know what that is. Is that, uh, radio or? No, it's online. And then she go, the smirk goes away and she just starts ringing me up. And about 10 seconds later, I go, why do you ask? And she says,

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  "You look free."

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  And a tear went down my fucking face.

• 22:47Andrew Santino?

  But this Red Bull is not, so.

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

  I knew it. Very good.

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  No, come on.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Very fat. Kachava. Listen, honestly dude, like Kachava has saved my life. In the morning, when I'm, I want a quick breakfast, I swear to God, the matcha flavor of Kachava.

• 23:09Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Is so good. All you have to do is pour some in a, like a, you know what I mean? Like a lid with a glass full of water. You shake it.

• 23:17Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  Right? Boom. You're ready to go.

• 23:20Andrew Santino?

  You're ready to go.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

  You can personalize it. You can add frozen fruit, peanut butter, iced coffee. You can add anything to it to amp up your Kachava. It's not just healthy, it also tastes delicious. It's got 25 grams of 100% plant-based protein, five great flavors, chocolate, vanilla, chai, matcha, and coconut acai, which I love.

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  But I swear to God, I'm, I'm being real dude, because it's something that I really, really do drink. It tastes so good. Right? It's, it's like, it's unbelievable. Um, adding more plant-based protein to your diet is a fantastic way to nourish your body, right?

• 23:51Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  Try Kachava risk-free with their Love It Guarantee, guys.

• 23:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they have a Love It Guarantee?

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:57Andrew Santino?

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• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  Look.

• 24:12Andrew Santino?

  Look at your teeth. Why are they so nice?

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  Nobbs.

• 24:15Andrew Santino?

  You've been nobbing?

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  Nobbs is not your ordinary toothpaste. You know.

• 24:18Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not. It's a standout product crafted with natural ingredients and safe nano-hydroxyapatite in place of fluoride. All right? We prioritize health, sustainability with plastic-free glass packaging. Nobbs is great. Perfect for adults and if you've got kiddos, pregnant women, doesn't contain fluoride, so your baby gonna be safe. Uh, it's also, uh, it doesn't have SLS glycerin, gluten, or parabens, none of that stuff. They use safe alternatives, um, and, uh, safe for you and your baby and your family.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 24:47Andrew Santino?

  It's nice. It feels so good on your teeth and it aids in remineralizing teeth for stronger, healthier smiles. Most fluoride-free toothpaste brands only use 2% nano hydroxyapatite is the safest, most effective alternative to fluoride.

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  Yep, exactly.

• 25:01Andrew Santino?

  These are dehydrated tablets with no unnecessary preservatives. They offer a compact and mess-free solution. My favorite part is they are small and simple. You just throw a couple in your mouth, crunch, crunch, crunch, brush, brush, brush. It is awesome and on the go. You don't gotta worry about your toothpaste getting all over the place.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

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• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  You look free.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  And why do you think that is?

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, I looked a little disheveled, but I was kind of singing coming in. You know what I mean? You know, I made it to the show, right?

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Got the gas and I'm ready to go. And go in there, you know, I'm looking at the, you know, bobbing my head. You know how I do?

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, and I, you know, kind of do this to the, in the front.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Tandem the thing, right? But I also look like, you know, tattered shirt. You know what I mean? Kind of like.

• 26:55Andrew Santino?

  Free.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  Free.

• 26:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Very free. My hair was in dishe- shambles, right? And I had, you know, a happy disposition about myself.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  I know. I want to be you when I grow up.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And, um, it just, it reminded.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  It sort of reminded me of like, you know, yeah, I mean, we are so lucky.

• 27:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, come on.

• 27:16Speaker 03

  No, no, it's a moment.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  No, bring out your guns, come on. Everybody, come on.

• 27:19Speaker 04

  You didn't notice.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm against the wall, I'm against the wall, go ahead.

• 27:21Speaker 04

  You didn't notice the chains?

• 27:26Speaker 03

  He was trying to give you a hint to help her. She was going, you look free, wink, wink. Get me out of here.

• 27:32Andrew Santino?

  There's a guy right behind her with a gun.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  But you're so self-absorbed.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  You didn't notice that she was a cry for help. You were just like, thank you, thank you, I am free, I am free. But really, she was fucking winking like this, but you just couldn't tell because you were so wrapped up in your own shit.

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  She was being trafficked.

• 27:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's a trafficked Eastern European girl.

• 27:51Andrew Santino?

  Human trafficking is a serious issue in Eastern Europe with varying levels of prevalence here in the United States. Yeah.

• 27:55Speaker 03

  You could have saved her.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, they captured her and they went, oh, you're gonna work at the Shell?

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  That's what they do.

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  No, they don't, not at the Shell.

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  That's what, oh no, that's right, it's at Exxon, it's the other one. I'm telling you, dude, you're, you are free and you always have been. You don't have the burdens of responsibility.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  And I'm grateful for what I have. And the comment you made earlier is wrong.

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  What was the comment?

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  That this next level of success that I have, I'm, come on.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  It's gone to your head.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  It hasn't gone to my head.

• 28:19Speaker 03

  Dude, when you were talking before, I thought I was listening to Mariah Carey.

• 28:24Speaker 03

  Okay, Miss Carey, we'll bring you a Thai latte or whatever. I mean, you were complaining about first world problems.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  That's what he does.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so let's ship, because you're our guest.

• 28:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  In the last 10 minutes about, about my bullshit and my week and whatnot. And I'm sorry for sharing that information.

• 28:40Speaker 03

  No.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  It's a personal, it's a personal human experience that I had that I must have, I should have kept to myself.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  No, I'm glad you shared it.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  All right, so you know, what's you up to, Yannis?

• 28:49Speaker 03

  Things good.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  The exciting stuff that's going on in your life.

• 28:52Speaker 03

  I got a special out that's on YouTube right now. Thank you very much. It's called Property Owner, History Hyenas is back together.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  Yay!

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  That's big.

• 29:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. Me and my wife are still together.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  Nobody cares.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  That part, nobody cares.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  EMDR?

• 29:07Speaker 03

  EMDR?

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Because of the trauma?

• 29:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 29:10Speaker 03

  My daughters are good.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  Life is good.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Life is good.

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  He feels free.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, are you free?

• 29:15Speaker 03

  I'm free.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, how about you, do you feel free?

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  Tell me the chains, talk about the chains.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead. If I'm a chain dude, fuck off.

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  No, you're a big link in the chain.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, no, it's, I don't, I'm not free at all. I'm actually the most bridled I've ever been.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  What does bridled mean? I learned from you.

• 29:43Speaker 03

  It's the opposite of unbridled.

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  What does unbridled mean?

• 29:46Speaker 03

  Unbridled means you're free.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. It's your chain.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  I am.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and give me some of the chains, can you explain?

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  It definitely, it's, it's, it is you.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Because I thought it might be the world traveling and golfing with celebrities.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Is that a chain?

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  It's you.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  You and, you know, Timberlake and all those guys, is that it? I, I feel like that's a chain. What about you, Yannis?

• 30:07Speaker 03

  That could be a chain.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:09Speaker 03

  That's a tough.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Champagne, golf course, you know what I mean?

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  I don't drink champagne.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  Outrageous success can be tough.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, outrageous success, I see, okay.

• 30:16Speaker 03

  Can be tough.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  So that's a chain, for sure. What else is a chain? Married to a beautiful woman?

• 30:19Andrew Santino?

  Carrying, carrying the weight of, of all the responsibility of all the stuff.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Oh, really?

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all the responsibilities, okay. What are they?

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, this show.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:32Andrew Santino?

  The animated show.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  The game show.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  Huh? The tour. Just literally everything that we do here.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  Right. This entire operation. Sony show. Yeah, it's just this literal entire operation.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  During Apocalypse Now, in filming, they were all, they're all prepped.

• 30:51Andrew Santino?

  You were in that?

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  No, I wasn't. I'm giving you a little. Well, yeah.

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I played, they CG'd, I'm all the Vietnamese. They CGI'd me back then. Ma, ma, ma, ma! You know what I mean? They just did it a thousand times. Okay, so, um, yeah, I'm not in it.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  Sure?

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm in Platoon.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um, so, you know, Apocalypse Now, right? They're prepped, script's ready, right? They, you know what I mean? Camera, lights, all of it, right? They're in production, now they're shooting. And then one day Brando shows up. He had nothing to do with it. But his presence.

• 31:29Andrew Santino?

  He thinks he's Brando.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow! Wow, he just called himself Brando.

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  You think Brando?

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  You were Brando in the analogy.

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  He's Brando.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not.

• 31:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm the fucking boom operator.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  You think, you think Brando?

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  He's Brando.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  You think Brando? He's Dennis Hopper. You think Brando would ever do karate ghosts?

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Ow, ow, ow, you're right.

• 31:56Andrew Santino?

  Is that a Brando movie?

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're right, you're right, okay.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  Bobby is very, very funny, is what he's very funny.

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um.

• 32:05Speaker 03

  You are very funny, you guys are two very funny.

• 32:07Andrew Santino?

  He is by far the funniest person I've ever known.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll take some of the slack. What do you need me to do, pal?

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  Buddy.

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  The ship is already gone.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  But I have a little boat.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something. Who's gonna drive it?

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  I've driven boats before, Ted.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  I haven't, but I can figure it out.

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  And I have the doo in the back.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  What is it called?

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Right, a canoe.

• 32:34Andrew Santino?

  A canoe?

• 32:36Andrew Santino?

  A motorized canoe?

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  A gigantic engine, a little canoe.

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  And I have my bottles of water, I have this, I have my iPad for wifi, so I can watch Netflix shows and stuff.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  And I'm coming.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I caught up to the machine, the boat.

• 32:50Andrew Santino?

  You got us?

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm there.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  What do I do, Andrew?

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  Anything.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  So he's like Dennis Rodman, right, you just go, he shows up and you.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  That's a better analogy.

• 32:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, like Dennis Rodman.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  And you're Jordan, hello? Carrying the weight of the bulls.

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  I'm a little bit more Pippin.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Who's Rodman? I mean, I'm Rodman, who's, uh, Michael?

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  Who's Jordan?

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:13Andrew Santino?

  Um.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  In this scenario.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  None of us.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  That's why this thing isn't as successful as it should be.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we need.

• 33:20Andrew Santino?

  We're missing a Jordan.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  We need Amy Poehler.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  We need a Poehler.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  We need Amy Poehler.

• 33:25Andrew Santino?

  We do, or Tina Fey.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Tina Fey, yeah.

• 33:28Speaker 03

  One of the two.

• 33:28Andrew Santino?

  You know, they have a podcast now.

• 33:30Speaker 03

  I know, and it's.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Killing it.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  Successful right off the.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Right off the bat.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  As it would be, as it should be.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  And it should be, and they should be allowed to.

• 33:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  Why wouldn't they be allowed to?

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying, um, we live in a free society and they.

• 33:41Andrew Santino?

  You're saying it doesn't infringe on any of our comedic space?

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it doesn't.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  No, it's good.

• 33:46Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought you meant like, cause they're women.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. And that's right now uncalled for, that you would even say something like that. And that right there offends me.

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  He's got two daughters. He's pro women. He's pro woman.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm pro pro too.

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  He's pro woman.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  I'm pro women working.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, ask me some pro woman stuff and I'll, I'll tell you if I'm pro woman or not.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  Okay, um, do you think women's basketball?

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Katelyn Clark, lover.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  Okay, give me.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  Reinvented the WNBA.

• 34:15Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  20 points last game.

• 34:17Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Angel Reese destroyed her.

• 34:20Speaker 03

  No.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Fragrant flower.

• 34:22Speaker 03

  Fragrant flower?

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:23Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, but Katelyn Clark did the fragrant flower.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, yeah.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  He was gonna ask you, do you think they should be, uh, paid the same as the men?

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, I think Katelyn Clark made a $28 million deal with Nike a year ago. I think that, that helps.

• 34:36Andrew Santino?

  Pretty good deal.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  That's a pretty good deal.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  And I think she's gonna make more as, as time goes on.

• 34:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:41Speaker 03

  What would be your suggestion as a lover of women and such a feminist to make the league more successful?

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  What would be some great ideas to encourage women?

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Change the outfits.

• 34:51Speaker 03

  Right.

• 34:53Speaker 03

  They gotta dress sexier, right?

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not what I said. That's fucking crazy.

• 34:57Speaker 03

  Come on, dude.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  That you'd even have jumped to that. More clothes.

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, you want them to all dress dikey?

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  Yes, dude, more clothes, turtlenecks.

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  I think they should all wear business suits.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Strap their breasts to their chest, right?

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and just, you know?

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  So you're controlling their bodies?

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not controlling their bodies. I'm just saying so that we don't sexualize the, the league.

• 35:16Speaker 03

  But we're, we're, we're the ones watching, like, women aren't watching.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have an imagination, right?

• 35:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Use it.

• 35:23Speaker 03

  Okay, but I think if they dress.

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  Give me another.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  You know what, you know what I always imagine when I'm watching the WNBA?

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  I imagine I'm watching the NBA.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 35:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  That's my imagination.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's my imagination too. Give me another thing about the WNBA.

• 35:38Speaker 03

  Okay, name, uh, name three teams.

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  Name one team.

• 35:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  Indiana Fever.

• 35:44Speaker 03

  Wow, that's Katelyn Clark's team. That's good.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm a Katelyn Clark fan.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  Name another one.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  Um, Chicago Sky.

• 35:53Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  Two.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  That's Angel Reese.

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  How about the city that we live in?

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  LA, dude.

• 35:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what are they called?

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Ponds.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  That's insane.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  LA Ponds.

• 36:00Andrew Santino?

  That's insane.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  We have the Lakers, we have the Ponder's.

• 36:02Andrew Santino?

  He got three out of three.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:03Speaker 03

  Three out of three.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  The LA Ponds.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  Ponder's.

• 36:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they're thinking a lot.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, but no, like Lakers, but Ponder's.

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, cause they're just a little small.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  It's a playoff war!

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  It's a playoff war! I can't do playoff.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  Do you really know what the team is here?

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 36:19Andrew Santino?

  You read one article about the WNBA and Angel Reese and Katelyn Clark and you know those things and that's it?

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  No, because I-

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  I know how you consume media and information.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  I, I, here's the thing, is that I, I know that the rivalry between Angel and Katelyn-

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  Is made by the media.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, made by the media, right? And I, and then I went on a back, I followed Katelyn from high school to college to where she is now. She was number one pick in the draft, you know what I mean? And all these little information and I, you know, okay, sure.

• 36:49Andrew Santino?

  So you-

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, what I'm saying is that a lot of times when you, when you're not interested in something and then something makes you like- The reason why I like Arsenal FC is because years ago I saw Thierry Henry playing for France 25 years ago or whatever, right? And I got hooked on Arsenal because he was my gateway into the fucking sport.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  All right? So sometimes I don't feel bad about that.

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  You shouldn't feel bad about that, but you know everything we know because that, it's big news about her.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I want to know more as time goes on because I'm a fan and I want, I want, I'm interested now.

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  Now, do you know what high school Angel Reese went to?

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  No, I did not, no.

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  So you only paid attention to the white-

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  I know what you're gonna turn this into, you're gonna turn this into a race thing and-

• 37:26Andrew Santino?

  I didn't.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's the only thing I would do, and I love black people.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  Prove it.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  What's up?

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 37:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Just in those two words, you get it.

• 37:39Andrew Santino?

  I get it, yeah. What is that, that's Angel Reese's new McDonald's sponsorship? What's the meal? Don't-

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me.

• 37:46Andrew Santino?

  Don't.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, turn that off, take the screen off and we're gonna guess what the McDonald's meal is.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  What do you-

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  How about, how about this?

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  What's-

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  We all pick one.

• 37:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead. Y'all ask you first.

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  Um, I would say it's a fried-

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  A spicy fried chicken. Oh my gosh.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  What? Yeah.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  That's a sandwich?

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:08Andrew Santino?

  Spicy fried chicken.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  Um, pork rinds-

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Right, alright.

• 38:13Andrew Santino?

  On it.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  And, um-

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's it, okay, now it's your turn.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  The meal.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  No, because we have to all participate.

• 38:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, but I'm gonna finish, and a grape drink.

• 38:25Speaker 03

  What? It's a drink!

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  It's a drink.

• 38:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think it's just a burger and fries.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Me too.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  That's how I see it.

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Burger and fries.

• 38:33Speaker 03

  So what would be the point? What would be the point of that?

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  I mean-

• 38:35Speaker 03

  It's gotta be special.

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  I didn't see your perspective.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  It's just a regular American citizen.

• 38:38Andrew Santino?

  Just an American citizen.

• 38:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it's gotta have some flair to it.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  It's interesting that it's spicy.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  It's weird that you said that.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  Spicy fry.

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  Spicy fry.

• 38:43Speaker 03

  Spicy fried chicken.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  That's interesting.

• 38:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:45Andrew Santino?

  What is the meal?

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is it?

• 38:47Speaker 03

  No, the meal is a fried chicken sandwich.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:50Speaker 03

  And then it comes with hot sauce in a purse.

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  I gotta be honest with you.

• 38:56Speaker 03

  And a grape drink.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:58Andrew Santino?

  It does, it is a barbecue bacon burger, but it does come with an orange high C.

• 39:03Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you're very close.

• 39:04Speaker 03

  I was close! I was fucking close!

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Is there fried okra?

• 39:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  You gotta have them fried okra.

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  The McDonald's Angel Reese special.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  Get a side of grits with your order today.

• 39:19Speaker 03

  Well, they did. Oh, that was you?

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  Hmm?

• 39:21Speaker 03

  Who just said that?

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  He did, he's so good.

• 39:22Speaker 03

  Fuck, I thought that was the fucking commercial.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  I know, right? Do it again!

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  I was teasing you.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  I can do it too, go, you go first.

• 39:28Speaker 03

  Holy shit!

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  What's Kaitlyn Clark's meal? It's gotta be chicken.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know.

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be a Chick-fil-A. It's closed on Sundays.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Lean beef.

• 39:35Speaker 03

  Right?

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  It's, yeah, it's, well-

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Lean beef.

• 39:37Andrew Santino?

  It's like 64.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Vegan cheese.

• 39:38Speaker 03

  Right.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Um, the bread is, um-

• 39:42Speaker 03

  Sour dough?

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Not sour dough.

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  Like fuck-

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't have the wheat thing in it.

• 39:46Speaker 03

  Dave's bread?

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  Gluten free?

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Gluten free, gluten free bread.

• 39:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Sorry. Mind lapse.

• 39:50Andrew Santino?

  That's okay.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Um, there's no fries.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  Brussels sprouts.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 39:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Brussels sprouts and a sugar-free lemonade, maybe.

• 40:01Speaker 03

  Right.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What do you think?

• 40:03Andrew Santino?

  I'm just not in on this fucking Brussels sprouts, by the way.

• 40:07Speaker 03

  I'm all in on Brussels sprouts.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm all in, and that's where our common ground is, my friend.

• 40:11Andrew Santino?

  Dog shit.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  Right there.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  They're dog shit.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Go to-

• 40:14Andrew Santino?

  Dog shit.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Katana, next to the Comedy Store.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  The, the Japanese joint?

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Yes. And they have this fried Brussels sprout chips.

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  You, I, dude, you could fry-

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Kat-tot-tot-tot.

• 40:25Andrew Santino?

  You could fry your toes, I would eat them. Fried doesn't count. Gimme Brussels sprouts. They try to cook them a million ways. They're not good. They're shit. They're shit.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  They're having a real glow up, like cauliflower.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  I know, and I don't like it.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like cauliflower.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm all for it.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  Cauliflower mash?

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm all for it. I'm all for it.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  This cauliflower mash they're trying to push around to people? Get fucked. Gimme mashed potatoes.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  How about buffalo cauliflower, though? It's nice.

• 40:47Speaker 04

  So good.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's really good.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  It's fine.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  So, a couple of weeks ago, I found out that Andrew is now black.

• 40:58Speaker 04

  You can say it.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  Cut to commercial.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  How do you feel about this new?

• 41:05Andrew Santino?

  Ginger's are black.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Viral trend going on?

• 41:07Andrew Santino?

  I feel like it's justice. It's what we've known.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  I mean, look, Bill Burr is a redhead. His wife is black. My wife is black.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's crazy.

• 41:23Andrew Santino?

  That's offensive that you laugh at that.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  You know that his wife is black, right?

• 41:27Speaker 03

  I met his wife.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:28Speaker 03

  Is she light-skinned it?

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god. That is fucking out of bounds.

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  She's wearing a Korean mask all the time. Those, like, facial masks?

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she wears those to get ready.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, to get ready. Yeah.

• 41:38Andrew Santino?

  But although, but we know redheads are black. And we've always been black, and people know that.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  And our rhythm is different. Our vibe is different. White people don't view us as whites. Black people see us as other, and they enjoy that.

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm. Amen.

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  And so, now you, now this show is truly biracial.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

• 41:56Andrew Santino?

  Didn't have to DEI it. We did it organically.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we did.

• 41:58Speaker 03

  There is one white guy in this room right now.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Just me.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, McCon.

• 42:03Andrew Santino?

  McCon.

• 42:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at him.

• 42:04Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, in this room.

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 42:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:07Andrew Santino?

  They're not allowed in this room.

• 42:08Speaker 03

  Right.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  How do you feel about knowing that I was black? You texted me. You got excited.

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  I started calling around other comics to maybe start a new podcast.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was like, I can't.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  The irony of me being black, yet I'm the, I'm the one who's on time.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  On this show.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, interesting.

• 42:26Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Um, but no, when I found out that you were black, I, I, because I love James Baldwin.

• 42:32Speaker 03

  Right.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and it's literary works.

• 42:37Speaker 03

  Right.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  And his essays.

• 42:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  And so, you know, I went back, read some of those essays, and then I also visited some places.

• 42:45Speaker 03

  You did.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I went to Rosa Parks' funeral.

• 42:48Andrew Santino?

  She was a redhead.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  She was, definitely.

• 42:51Speaker 03

  Where was that at?

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 42:52Speaker 03

  Where was her funeral?

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, they've moved it several times, but currently it's in North Carolina.

• 42:56Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I also, what's so funny?

• 43:01Speaker 03

  Ah, that's exactly where it is.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then I saw Hamilton.

• 43:05Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I saw Hamilton. When I found out, dude, I saw Hamilton 20 times in a row.

• 43:09Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  And I still don't understand it.

• 43:12Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'll have to read up on it, maybe, you know, get some footnotes or whatever on Hamilton.

• 43:18Speaker 03

  I'm going to BBQs to celebrate right after.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, exactly.

• 43:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna get a greasy little barbecue sandwich.

• 43:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What?

• 43:26Andrew Santino?

  No, no, good.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  Another thing that I, I brought back my Mr. T, my Mr. T merch.

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  I used to collect them, yeah, they're in storage bin. Yeah, so, I pity the fool, you know?

• 43:39Andrew Santino?

  I pity the fool as well.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so.

• 43:41Andrew Santino?

  I've always.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  I've been saying that a lot lately.

• 43:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  I pity the fool, you know what I mean, and because of you, an homage to you.

• 43:47Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I also say hi to black people in the spa. I never used to.

• 43:52Andrew Santino?

  You never used to.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I go, hello there, you know?

• 43:56Andrew Santino?

  You say, hi, my podcast co-host is black.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Is also African-American.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you feel about it, Yana?

• 44:04Speaker 03

  I feel great. I mean, I came in and I read the article and I smelled cocoa butter when I got in here.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I smelled it was so beautiful.

• 44:12Speaker 03

  It all made sense.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  The fresh smell of cocoa butter, oh, in the morning.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  Cocoa butter is the smell of black friendship.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:18Speaker 03

  So when I.

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  In apocalypse, no, that should be the line, you know what I mean? Oh, I love the smell of cocoa butter in the morning.

• 44:26Andrew Santino?

  Rocket Money.

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  You know how much money I've saved on Rocket Money, my friend?

• 44:30Andrew Santino?

  It's an absurd amount of subscriptions that you add.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Hundreds, thousands of dollars because I have so many subscriptions on my stupid phone.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  I know. And I don't know what's, you know what I mean, what's beginning bled.

• 44:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Apps that I don't use anymore.

• 44:44Andrew Santino?

  But...

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  And then, but then when Rocket Money, right, now I can see it all.

• 44:49Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  And I can, I can...

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  Get rid of it!

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  Yes!

• 44:51Andrew Santino?

  Get rid of it. Because Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. I know you guys have heard about Rocket Money. Now, you've seen ads all over the internet, all over TV. We love it. We use it because it's actually very effective. They even can try to negotiate to lower your bills for you. They scan your bills to find opportunities to save. You can ask them. Say, "Rocket Money, you do it!" They deal with customer service so you don't have to.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money has over 5 million users and has saved a total of $500 million in canceled subscriptions, saving members up to $740 a year when they use all the app's premium features.

• 45:27Andrew Santino?

  Man, cancel those unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Download the Rocket Money app today, right now, and enter our show name, "Bad Friends in the Survey," so they know that we sent you.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Don't wait! Download the Rocket Money app today and tell them you heard about them from our show.

• 45:43Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  Shopify! We have, we have an online business.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  We do.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  We use Shopify. Do you know why?

• 45:51Andrew Santino?

  Because nobody does selling better than Shopify.

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  Bingo.

• 45:54Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  It's the home of the number one checkout on the planet.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  We all know that. And the not-so-secret secret was Shop Pay that boosts conversions up to 50%. You think about businesses that are selling very well, like ALO, Allbirds, or Skims.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Skims.

• 46:06Andrew Santino?

  Right. You think about great products, Bobby. Think about cool brand marketing. But overlooked secret is that the businesses behind the business make selling simple for millions of businesses. That business is Shopify.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  So if you're into growing your business, your commerce platform better be ready to sell wherever your customers are scrolling or strolling on the web, in your store, in their feed, and everywhere in between.

• 46:30Andrew Santino?

  Businesses that sell more, sell on Shopify. Let me tell you something, we use Shopify, and that's why we have an online business. Without them, we wouldn't have it, you wouldn't get any merch, which by the way, is coming soon, new merch, hint, hint.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com/badfriends, all lowercase.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  Upgrade your business and get the same checkout Skims uses, and us. Go to Shopify.com/badfriends to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 46:59Speaker 00

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• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  And then Laurence Fishburne is there.

• 47:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:48Andrew Santino?

  A movie we called Apocalypse a Little Bit Later.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so yes.

• 47:54Speaker 03

  Yeah. But he's so white, I think even if he had a black wife and they had a baby, I don't think it would darken the baby at all.

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  No, my whiteness would overthrow it.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  What a beautiful thing you have.

• 48:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:06Andrew Santino?

  Thanks, man. Yeah, I mean, yeah, things are, I'm super happy about it.

• 48:10Speaker 03

  There's worse things to be born.

• 48:12Andrew Santino?

  Than redhead?

• 48:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:16Andrew Santino?

  Jesus.

• 48:16Speaker 03

  Wow, Jesus Christ.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  You didn't even think about it, did you?

• 48:19Andrew Santino?

  God. This is what happens. Carlos almost dies and so now he thinks he's.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  Now he thinks he's invincible.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  He's the Michael Jordan.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's the Michael Jordan of this team.

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  Same, yeah, same competitive nature, bald, same thing.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:32Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  How are you doing? Carlos was throwing up blood and we had to take him to the hospital.

• 48:35Speaker 05

  I didn't feel good on the way here, but I'm better now. I was getting nauseous.

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  Maybe you should get sober.

• 48:40Speaker 05

  That has nothing to do with it, Bob.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  Uh, might, might.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  It might.

• 48:45Andrew Santino?

  What are you, what are you up to now?

• 48:47Speaker 05

  Like drug wise?

• 48:48Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:48Speaker 05

  The usual cocktail.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Of what?

• 48:51Andrew Santino?

  Weed and pills.

• 48:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  And some drinking.

• 48:54Speaker 05

  Bob, be cool.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that a guy that is drinking? That response was weird, right?

• 49:02Speaker 05

  I'm not, I'm not drinking. I'm not going out.

• 49:04Andrew Santino?

  Have you been drinking?

• 49:04Speaker 05

  No, I'm not.

• 49:05Andrew Santino?

  Have you had a drink?

• 49:06Speaker 05

  No, I haven't been going out on dates or anything.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  On your father's life?

• 49:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:10Andrew Santino?

  On your mother's life?

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  On your mother's life.

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

  He's drinking.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no. That pause? You're drinking. Why would you want to kill your mother, dude? That's insane.

• 49:19Speaker 05

  No, dude, I'm not drinking.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 49:21Speaker 05

  Just the usual drugs.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Xanax?

• 49:23Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:24Andrew Santino?

  Why can't we get off of this stuff?

• 49:27Speaker 05

  I mean, there's a new article that says America has a Xanax problem, so.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  You're contributing?

• 49:33Speaker 05

  No, I'm the victim here. The doctors keep giving it to me.

• 49:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's a victim thing?

• 49:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, they got me hooked. But I'm happy to be hooked on it.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 49:41Speaker 05

  But it would be terrible to be born in India.

• 49:46Andrew Santino?

  Why do you say that?

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  MJ, what's up, dude?

• 49:49Andrew Santino?

  MJ, that was a stray.

• 49:50Speaker 05

  Like, black people always say, like, oh, like.

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  What do black people always say?

• 49:55Speaker 05

  Like POV, you're a baby in India and it's like someone crying or something.

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  That black people always say that?

• 50:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, I assume all memes are made by black people.

• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  Black Twitter, is, is that what you're referring to?

• 50:05Speaker 05

  Like black IG, TikTok, just the hood in general.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  If I was born in India, I would want to be a Bollywood kind.

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:13Speaker 05

  Light-skinned.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Bollywood is the real Hollywood. At least they're still working.

• 50:22Speaker 03

  They still, actually, they're still up in.

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  How many movies are Bollywood making a year?

• 50:26Speaker 03

  They do like 3,000 a year.

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing. God, we should, I can't, we should get into Bollywood.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  I wanna be into it.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's either that or you keep doing Karate Ghost.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Come on dude, stop bringing up Karate Ghost.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  You brought it up! A thousand films a year.

• 50:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, they thousand. Rank them out, just Karate Ghost after Karate Ghost after Karate Ghost.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:47Speaker 03

  Fucking.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  The food is great.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  Food is great, and actually, they're having a real glow up. They're kinda like the cauliflower of people. They're doing great.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, the food is great here.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 50:56Speaker 03

  No, I, I, I.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  When you see it made on the street there, it scares the shit out.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  I would go a hi- a higher end, but my point is, is that when I was in South Africa, um, after the shows, we'd go to this one Indian restaurant. It was the greatest food I've ever had in my life. It was so good.

• 51:09Speaker 03

  But it's Americanized, like there's.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  In South Africa?

• 51:12Speaker 03

  No, well, yeah, cause there's no chicken tikka masala there.

• 51:14Andrew Santino?

  Right, that's our thing.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  That's, they, they made that.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 51:17Speaker 03

  Like, you ever notice when you walk into an Indian res- the, the waiter just goes to the chef, tikka masala?

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  Chick, yeah.

• 51:23Speaker 03

  They just know.

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  They know what we like.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I never get that.

• 51:26Speaker 03

  No?

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  I get like a curry.

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  They have, but that's, yeah.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  And I get a garlic naan. Some of that balsami rice.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I love it.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Come on, guy.

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  Come on, guy.

• 51:34Speaker 03

  I do chicken tikka every time.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  Do you really?

• 51:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 51:37Speaker 03

  Garlic naan, chicken tikka, sog, and I'm good.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Sog paneer?

• 51:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, sog paneer.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  You ever get a mango lassi?

• 51:43Speaker 03

  Is that the drink?

• 51:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's nice.

• 51:45Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 51:46Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  Yogurt and mango?

• 51:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  I love Indian food.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  Me too, man.

• 51:49Andrew Santino?

  Big, big fan.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Big fan of it.

• 51:50Andrew Santino?

  You know what I'm not into?

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm out on, for a long time, no more Chinese food.

• 51:56Speaker 03

  Why? Why not? Wait, I thought you were black, dude. Chinese, blacks love Chinese.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  We used to.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we moved on.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  Why is that?

• 52:03Andrew Santino?

  I, I gotta tell you, every time I have Chinese food now, I'm just bummed.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Now, have you ever hooked up with an Indian woman?

• 52:10Speaker 03

  Um, Pakistani, but they smell the same.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, may I ask?

• 52:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'm inquisitive.

• 52:20Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  May I ask, what could the smell is if you can describe it?

• 52:23Speaker 03

  Have you ever been in a cab in New York City? I mean, they have different religions and they hate each other. And it's sad because they smell the same.

• 52:30Andrew Santino?

  Is that your bonding? That's how you're trying to mend the problem?

• 52:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's just like, what are you guys doing?

• 52:35Andrew Santino?

  You're the same!

• 52:36Speaker 03

  You're the same, like, you're the same!

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how about you, have you?

• 52:40Andrew Santino?

  An Indian woman?

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:41Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  Asian, but I guess...

• 52:46Andrew Santino?

  Asian.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 52:47Andrew Santino?

  No, and India is Asia.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 52:51Andrew Santino?

  So, no Indian. You've never hooked up with an Indian girl?

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  I have.

• 52:54Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  Nope.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  I wanted to feel like...

• 52:58Andrew Santino?

  I know you have.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm global and open in that way. I know, did just...

• 53:02Andrew Santino?

  You're almost exclusively whites and Asians, or half Asian, half white.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  And Mexicans. A lot of Mexicans.

• 53:09Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. A lot of Mexicans. I love the Mexicans. Remember that girl that said I was too fat? She was Mexican, remember?

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  I loved her.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But you know, by the time I die, I would like to experience a... A black woman and an Indian woman.

• 53:26Andrew Santino?

  You think, you think you could get a black woman to date you?

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  I've been on dates with, um, half ones, half Halle Berry types.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  Halle Berry's not half-black, isn't she? She's black, right? Full black? Is Halle Berry, is she? Her name is Halle Berry? That's weird, I didn't know that.

• 53:43Speaker 03

  She's biracial.

• 53:44Andrew Santino?

  Halle Berry, oh wow!

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  So, yeah.

• 53:46Andrew Santino?

  But you've never had a full, a black, a full black woman, both black parents?

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  I've hit on them before. Oh, no, no, you know, no, actually... A month ago, you know, at the Comedy Store, I made out with one.

• 53:57Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  A full black. She was hot, a supermodel.

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what is it? Yeah.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  I mean, she was stunning, you know what I mean?

• 54:03Andrew Santino?

  And what happened to that?

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  Then she had these, she's from Nigeria. And they had these...

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  These skinny Nigerian lips. It remind me of that Tom Hanks movie. You know that Tom Hanks movie where he's a captain?

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  Captain?

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  And those pirates?

• 54:20Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, had those kind of lips.

• 54:21Speaker 03

  Oh, like Somali?

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Somali.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  Captain Phillips.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dried, you know what I mean, Somali lips.

• 54:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Not being racist, I'm just saying that, yeah, I mean, she was hot, but she, zoom in on the mouth.

• 54:32Andrew Santino?

  Is that her?

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. She had that kind of lip, was a little dry, but you know what I mean, very hot.

• 54:38Speaker 03

  One of my good friends is Somali, they all kind of look very similar.

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  You got a good friend that's Somali?

• 54:44Speaker 03

  I do.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  Comic?

• 54:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, not a comic.

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  A human?

• 54:46Speaker 03

  Friend from college, a human.

• 54:47Andrew Santino?

  A human, a regular adult.

• 54:49Speaker 03

  Regular guy. They look very similar.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Sure.

• 54:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why not? Yeah, how about a Korean, have you hooked up with a Korean?

• 54:56Speaker 03

  I've, I've, I've really been around the world. I've gotten a little bit of everything, laser beams, Eastern Hemis.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Alright, good. Greenland?

• 55:05Speaker 03

  No.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Those northern lights, do you like it?

• 55:07Speaker 03

  Scandinavia.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 55:08Speaker 03

  Scandinavia.

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  Swedes.

• 55:09Speaker 03

  Swedes. Norwegians.

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Swedes.

• 55:11Speaker 03

  Yeah. I've got a little bit of everything, black, white.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  You've touched all the bases.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  Jewish.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  And now that you're with your beautiful white wife?

• 55:18Speaker 03

  She's a white girl.

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You feel like you've traveled the world and now I'm gonna stick back to my people?

• 55:23Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 55:23Andrew Santino?

  That's what happened.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  Is she Greek?

• 55:25Speaker 03

  My wife is half Greek, half Italian, yeah.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 55:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, only Greek girl I ever dated, by the way.

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  Only Greek girl.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask about, is it hairy down there with Greeks?

• 55:36Speaker 03

  You talking about my wife's vagina?

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  No, it's in general, I assume it's hairy, but I don't wanna, you know what I mean? I can be open to it, that it's not?

• 55:45Speaker 03

  Nobody's hairy anymore, nobody's hairy anymore.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 55:48Speaker 03

  Everyone's trimmed down, when we were kids.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Is that a rude question, you think?

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  About his wife's pussy?

• 55:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a fucking rude question.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  Is it iny or outy, does it open like a flower?

• 55:55Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ!

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's move on, okay, fine.

• 55:58Andrew Santino?

  Keep going.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 55:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's great.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, would I feel anything when I enter?

• 56:02Speaker 03

  Well. That's really disrespectful.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 56:06Speaker 03

  That's really disrespectful.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of disrespect going on on your on your end as well.

• 56:10Speaker 03

  No, that's.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  A lot of disrespect on your end as well, so I'm just giving it back.

• 56:14Speaker 03

  That's a different level of disrespect.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, really?

• 56:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, you talk about.

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  Are you angry now?

• 56:18Speaker 03

  I'm fucking pissed.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not.

• 56:19Speaker 03

  Guess what? I'm never doing Tiger Belly again.

• 56:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. So our numbers can rise.

• 56:25Speaker 03

  Oh, it's true. It's a favor what he has me on. No, listen.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 56:30Speaker 03

  I love you too.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I apologize.

• 56:33Speaker 03

  It's.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  It's rude.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  It's rude.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  I exactly.

• 56:35Speaker 03

  It is rude.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I apologize to you.

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  That's nice.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:38Andrew Santino?

  Thanks.

• 56:39Speaker 03

  How about your mom's pussy?

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  It's, you know, it's slanted.

• 56:43Speaker 03

  Is it crossed?

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's horizontal. And we're trying to get a surgery where it's.

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  I'm Bobby's pussy.

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  Come on. Stop it.

• 56:54Speaker 03

  No.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  Dude, they beat me into my fucking flight. I gave him my passport. And the guy said, this doesn't have your name on it. I said, what? Yes, it does. He goes, it doesn't say Bobby's mom.

• 57:05Speaker 03

  That's so funny.

• 57:06Andrew Santino?

  It was very funny.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  That's very funny.

• 57:07Andrew Santino?

  I was like, good on that guy.

• 57:08Speaker 03

  To answer your question, Greek women are hairy. Yeah.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, move on.

• 57:12Speaker 03

  It's a little hairy.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  It's just a sign.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  You got your answer.

• 57:15Speaker 03

  It's a, it's a, it's just a fact. You guys are more hairless like Sphinx cats.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:20Speaker 03

  We're a little more hairy.

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  Now that you're black, you must have loved Sinners.

• 57:24Andrew Santino?

  The show Sinners?

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  The movie.

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I didn't see it.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. You would love it.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  Is that Michael B. Jordan?

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:29Andrew Santino?

  I really like.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it?

• 57:30Speaker 03

  No.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  I do think, I do think, uh, I do think I'm 2025 will mark the end of my Hollywood.

• 57:40Speaker 03

  That's what are you doing? You're done?

• 57:42Andrew Santino?

  I, I think after 2025, I think I'm not, I am no longer gonna try to be in stuff.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:49Andrew Santino?

  I think this is it.

• 57:50Speaker 03

  Why?

• 57:50Andrew Santino?

  I think I just don't want to do it anymore.

• 57:52Speaker 03

  I hear you.

• 57:53Andrew Santino?

  I think I'm out.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm out too.

• 57:56Andrew Santino?

  You just named four projects you're working on.

• 57:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  I know, but, Crowdy Goes, Gutter Markers, these smaller, like, Jux, Jux or Junes?

• 58:03Andrew Santino?

  What's, what was it? Gutter Markers?

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  I was in a movie called Gutter Markers.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  Any, any normal named film coming up?

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  With Jim Belushi and Leslie Jones, and Eleanor Kerrigan's in it.

• 58:11Andrew Santino?

  Love her.

• 58:12Speaker 03

  We should all do like a podcast movie.

• 58:15Andrew Santino?

  We're doing one right now.

• 58:16Speaker 03

  About our podcasts and like murder and violence.

• 58:19Andrew Santino?

  Who dies?

• 58:20Speaker 03

  I don't know. Why, so do you think it's just not?

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  It's dead.

• 58:23Speaker 03

  It's not real, it's dead.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  It's dead.

• 58:24Speaker 03

  So Hollywood is dead?

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  No, it's alive.

• 58:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  If you're part of an elite group that is no, is getting all the money. If you're on an Apple show.

• 58:33Speaker 03

  Right.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:34Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you saw the studio. That might have had everybody and their fucking brother in it.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:39Andrew Santino?

  Except for.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Us.

• 58:40Andrew Santino?

  Us.

• 58:40Speaker 03

  Does it pay well like it used to?

• 58:42Andrew Santino?

  Apple.

• 58:42Speaker 03

  Apple does, yeah.

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  If you're one of those guys, if you're a name, it pays well.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  Would you choose between doing Bad Friends or The Studio? What would you pick?

• 58:49Speaker 05

  Studio.

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  Bad Friend, what do you mean?

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  If you had to choose two career paths, you could be in The Studio.

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Or you can just keep going.

• 58:56Andrew Santino?

  As a lead, like if I was Ike's role?

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  Sure, I would do that.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Instead of Bad Friends.

• 59:01Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  You mean forever? That's it?

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  No, I'd do Bad.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, this last, this is more meaningful unless.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 59:08Andrew Santino?

  Just to do a role on a show?

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  Everyone, you heard it for her first.

• 59:11Andrew Santino?

  Apple TV Plus is reportedly losing a billion per year. What do they care? They make phone. Bobby just bought a new phone. He's helping.

• 59:17Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:18Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't matter. That's not even, they can lose all the money in the world. That show had literally every star that's around in it.

• 59:23Speaker 03

  But losing a billion a year is not a great business.

• 59:26Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't matter. What is Apple?

• 59:27Speaker 05

  It's branding.

• 59:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. That's just what they would spend on advertising.

• 59:30Speaker 03

  Right.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  What is Apple gross a year? Not even fucking net. What do they gross?

• 59:35Speaker 05

  Trillions.

• 59:36Speaker 03

  That's for now until Trump moves.

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  Apple's annual revenue for last year was $391 billion.

• 59:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's because Chinese slaves make it. But we're, we're gonna bring the factories back here and these guys are gonna go back to work and make it.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 59:52Speaker 03

  So they're gonna be more expensive and their profit margins are gonna be less.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 59:56Speaker 03

  The whole world's.

• 59:57Andrew Santino?

  Bob, do you know her?

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Kora De Go.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Kora De Go.

• 1:00:03Speaker 03

  Kora De Go.

• 1:00:04Speaker 05

  This is selfie.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Do I know her? Fuck off.

• 1:00:06Andrew Santino?

  Zhang Yi, Zhang Yi, what's your favorite movie? Kora De Go.

• 1:00:16Speaker 03

  Bobby Lee.

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  Is this a, what is this?

• 1:00:18Speaker 03

  A trans quiz.

• 1:00:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, trans quiz.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and should I take it?

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  I'll take the trans quiz.

• 1:00:24Speaker 03

  It's totally straight, by the way.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  And if you feel weird about it, just pretend.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Let's play the, let's play the game.

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  Let's see.

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Continue.

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  Is this person born female or trans, or trans?

• 1:00:34Speaker 03

  Born female.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Born female.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  Trans.

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  Alright, which one am I putting down?

• 1:00:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, he says born female. Yeah, I said trans. I was right.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good, good.

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 1:00:42Speaker 03

  That's.

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is the quiz. Next question.

• 1:00:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm one for one.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, zoom in a little bit. Can you zoom in a little bit more? The whole thing, the page? Oh, here we go.

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  Woman.

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  Born female.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  Transsexual, transsexual.

• 1:00:52Speaker 03

  That's a woman, dude.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  You're wrong twice.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck. See, that's what I mean. Ban it. I don't even know the difference.

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  Uh, trans.

• 1:01:01Speaker 03

  Woman.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Uh, trans.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  Wow, woman.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Woman, what the fuck? We're gay again.

• 1:01:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:08Speaker 03

  Trans.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Trans, trans.

• 1:01:09Speaker 03

  Trans.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Trans, trans.

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  I, yeah, I know her. That's, she's famous.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:16Speaker 03

  Trans.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Trans, trans.

• 1:01:17Speaker 03

  Trans. All these.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  She was the iPhone girl.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, trans, trans.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, trans.

• 1:01:23Speaker 03

  Trans, trans. Yeah?

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:01:28Speaker 03

  Trans.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Trans.

• 1:01:29Speaker 03

  Trans.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  No, real.

• 1:01:30Speaker 03

  That's a woman.

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  That's where they get ya.

• 1:01:33Bobby Lee?

  That's where you get ya.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Trans.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Trans. No.

• 1:01:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, ban it.

• 1:01:41Speaker 03

  You gotta ban it. Yeah, you gotta ban it.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  You gotta ban it. Now, we're confused.

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  I get that.

• 1:01:45Speaker 03

  I know a lot of people say this, but it is kinda like a burger and a Beyond Burger.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:01:50Speaker 03

  You put, depending on the condiments you put on it, you just have to put the right condiments on it.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:01:56Speaker 03

  It's close.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's close.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much for backing me up on this.

• 1:01:59Andrew Santino?

  I can tell the difference.

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:00Speaker 03

  Dude, if something.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you could.

• 1:02:01Speaker 03

  If.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  I like USDA.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  I, I like, I like it verified.

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  I'm just saying, if something's got tits and a nice ass, that's a, that's a C plus. It's getting a 75 on a test.

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:02:12Speaker 03

  It's, it's.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  And the face?

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  And the face is, yeah.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  If the face is beautiful?

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  Beautiful.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, come on, guys.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  This is all you guys.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what my, our prediction is?

• 1:02:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  I think, Yannis, you will get there.

• 1:02:24Speaker 03

  You'll get there.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  You'll get there.

• 1:02:25Speaker 03

  We'll get you there.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  We'll get you there.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  Hey, boys.

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  You guys wanna go to Thailand?

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  I promise I won't.

• 1:02:29Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:30Speaker 03

  You guys wanna go to Thailand?

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  I would never do that.

• 1:02:32Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:02:33Speaker 03

  Why?

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  I think I would like to be a voyeur.

• 1:02:41Speaker 03

  You're a window shopper.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm a window shopper, yeah.

• 1:02:44Andrew Santino?

  Cucking.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm seeing somebody now and she's great, you know what I mean, so, you know, I like.

• 1:02:48Andrew Santino?

  Are you?

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:49Speaker 03

  The spell worked.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  From Andrica.

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean it worked?

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  A while back.

• 1:02:54Speaker 03

  Holy shit.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit, dude.

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  The spell from Andrica worked. We paid for a spell to be put on Bobby, or Tim to spell to the world? How did we do, I don't even know how to... It worked.

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  We put two spells.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  We put two love spells out there.

• 1:03:10Speaker 05

  Irresistible allure and rival be gone because of the movie.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  Wait, so this is, somebody put a real spell on him? No, you pay this woman Andrica to put a spell out to the world to give you what you want.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit.

• 1:03:25Andrew Santino?

  And it's only thirty bucks.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Whatever you want, dude. You name it.

• 1:03:29Andrew Santino?

  Do it, yeah.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  What do you want?

• 1:03:35Andrew Santino?

  From the discussion about fifty minutes.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  A television deal? You want a television deal?

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Television deal.

• 1:03:39Andrew Santino?

  Nah, I don't want to pay for that.

• 1:03:41Speaker 03

  Thirty bucks.

• 1:03:42Andrew Santino?

  It's not my problem.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  You get a percentage, though.

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  Of his deal?

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  You know he's gonna bail when it gets, you know what I mean?

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  What I want, what I want is for my two friends Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino to have everything that they want in their life, to live well, have health, have happiness, have spirituality, peace.

• 1:03:59Andrew Santino?

  That sounds like a curse, not a spell.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a curse.

• 1:04:01Speaker 04

  It's not a miracle shop.

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  What did you just say, fuckhead?

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  It's not a miracle shop.

• 1:04:05Andrew Santino?

  Give me back the residual shirt.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:07Andrew Santino?

  You pig, I got you a shirt. I thought for sure you'd be more appreciative.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  You sloppy pig.

• 1:04:11Andrew Santino?

  You didn't even care.

• 1:04:12Speaker 04

  Love it.

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  You didn't even care.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  Alright, fuck it. I just, I want Saint Laurent sneakers.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  Get him some YSL shoes.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let's.

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  What size, what size feet are you?

• 1:04:21Speaker 03

  I'm ten.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  Can you put the spell out there?

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. These are Saint Laurent's? How much are they?

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  Seven hundred and fifty dollars.

• 1:04:28Speaker 04

  For the low top.

• 1:04:29Speaker 03

  So if we put thirty, it's a good investment, I'll get it for thirty.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  No, when you wear those, do you think people care?

• 1:04:35Speaker 03

  I fucking care.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  Uh, exactly.

• 1:04:37Andrew Santino?

  You like that.

• 1:04:38Speaker 03

  I want to impress my black friend that I got nice sneakers.

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:40Andrew Santino?

  I like them shoes.

• 1:04:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  I saw them, I saw them Air Maxes when you came in.

• 1:04:44Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 1:04:45Andrew Santino?

  I said, my boy Yannis got them clean ass Air Maxes on.

• 1:04:47Speaker 03

  Ya hurt? Ya hurt?

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  Ya huh?

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  Do you promote your special?

• 1:04:52Speaker 03

  Well, thanks for having me on to promote the special.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're happy that you came on.

• 1:04:55Speaker 03

  You guys got quite an audience and I appreciate that. So check it out, check out my special.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  And number two what?

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  History Hyenas, check that out.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  With Chris Stefano?

• 1:05:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:03Andrew Santino?

  Love him.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  Love him, love both of you?

• 1:05:05Speaker 03

  Check out our podcast, We're Back Together, it's great.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You think, you know he's gonna betray you again.

• 1:05:11Speaker 03

  I knew that was coming.

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  But you know that he is, right?

• 1:05:13Andrew Santino?

  He's talking to us about it, he told us he's plotting it.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So you gotta get mentally prepared when he sabotages you.

• 1:05:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:05:21Speaker 03

  Well, that, let's, thirty bucks, tell that chick.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  That's actually true.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  And let me ask you something. How could you forgive him?

• 1:05:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  Betray, it's a betrayal, betrayal.

• 1:05:32Speaker 03

  You know why we broke up? Vaccine. Vaccine had us thinking weird.

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  You both got, you-

• 1:05:39Speaker 03

  We both took the Pfizer.

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:05:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:05:43Andrew Santino?

  Single shot, that did it.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  That, yeah.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  That messed up a lot.

• 1:05:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 1:05:47Andrew Santino?

  That's all Fauci.

• 1:05:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's all Fauci.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Fauci dude.

• 1:05:49Speaker 03

  It's Fauci's fault.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  What a guy.

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know what, they're making big changes over there.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 1:05:55Speaker 03

  So.

• 1:05:55Andrew Santino?

  Why not, dude?

• 1:05:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, so, you know, it's worn off, we're back, we're good.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  People are loving it, it's happy times, good times.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  You, are you still, you're not working for ICE anymore, you're done?

• 1:06:06Speaker 03

  I'm done for ICE.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, because it's brutal.

• 1:06:08Speaker 03

  That was, yeah, when History Hyenas ended, I had to, I went, got a job at ICE.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:06:14Speaker 03

  And I couldn't take it anymore.

• 1:06:16Andrew Santino?

  You just couldn't.

• 1:06:16Speaker 03

  Screaming.

• 1:06:17Andrew Santino?

  It's a lot.

• 1:06:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, just the screaming. At first, I enjoyed it.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  You still friends with Stephen Miller?

• 1:06:23Speaker 03

  He's, that's a friendship and a bond that can't be broken.

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:27Speaker 03

  I've known him since we were little kids.

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:06:29Speaker 03

  And we just see eye to eye on everything.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  Alright, good.

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  You know what makes me happy? It makes me happy to know that this show is still as stupid as it's always been from the beginning, because I see a lot of our podcast pals or people in our sphere that are taking these shows to a level that we don't go to.

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  Which is what?

• 1:06:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're all having like politicians on.

• 1:06:53Speaker 03

  Journalists.

• 1:06:54Andrew Santino?

  Tim got fucking interviewed by like CNN.

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:57Andrew Santino?

  I was like, what in the fuck is going on?

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we stay here.

• 1:07:00Speaker 03

  Same with Hyenas.

• 1:07:01Andrew Santino?

  We stay right here.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:04Andrew Santino?

  And I saw that they had Bernie on, on Schultz's show.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:08Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck is going on? He's not coming here. Bernie?

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  Dude, we had David Mamet.

• 1:07:14Speaker 03

  Yeah. Ben Affleck.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's rad.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  We got, we got people that they can't get.

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:19Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not that they can't get them.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, they can get them, but we got them too.

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  I just don't think we want politicians on the show.

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  I think that's a strange world.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  Pete Buttigieg I'd have.

• 1:07:32Andrew Santino?

  He's gay?

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:33Andrew Santino?

  No, thanks. Ban it. Uh, no, no, no.

• 1:07:37Speaker 03

  It's getting a little muddled, right? It's getting a little, what's going on?

• 1:07:40Andrew Santino?

  I just think we're, I just think podcasting, comedy podcasting is entering this world of like, news or something?

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  And people are taking it serious and it's not.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, there was an article after the election about how legacy media doesn't have the, you know, um, power it once had and that podcasting is now, you know what I mean, replacing some of that, you know?

• 1:08:05Andrew Santino?

  I, that's not good. We shouldn't replace it. This should be its own thing.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  This is its own form of music. Do you know what I mean?

• 1:08:13Speaker 03

  Well, you know, like the news on TV was like the dictatorship, the regime, and then the internet was like, uh, an American military coup.

• 1:08:21Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  And, uh, then there was a vacuum and now comedians and like grifters are like, uh, warlords. They're like news warlords.

• 1:08:29Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, warlords.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  We're not warlords.

• 1:08:32Andrew Santino?

  No, what are we?

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  We're like Sweden.

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  You, well, you guys are like funny warlords.

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, it used to be like you, the dictator would be in control and give it, now you're like marauding warlords in control of your own fiefdom.

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:08:46Speaker 03

  Bad friends. And Tim's got his fiefdom. We're all warlords.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:50Speaker 03

  Filling this vacuum.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  But also, I mean,

• 1:08:52Speaker 03

  From this coup.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  We also, I mean, you probably know more than me, probably, but, um, I don't know much.

• 1:08:57Andrew Santino?

  In the world?

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:59Andrew Santino?

  I only know what I read this morning.

• 1:09:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so me too. So my point is, is that we don't know enough to have these people on. We are goofy.

• 1:09:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  It's a comedy podcast.

• 1:09:08Andrew Santino?

  Imagine Bernie Sanders coming, it's great, it's great to be here. And Bobby's like, what does your penis look like?

• 1:09:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I wouldn't say that. Why you, your fucking mind, why would I say that?

• 1:09:17Andrew Santino?

  What would you say? I'm Bernie Sanders.

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  I go to your political, I don't know, but, um, my point, I wouldn't say that about your dick.

• 1:09:21Andrew Santino?

  You get to penis somehow.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  Is your asshole gray?

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that'd be one of them. Yeah, you're right.

• 1:09:26Andrew Santino?

  Is it though?

• 1:09:26Speaker 03

  It brings big numbers, right? That's probably what people do. Cause everyone's like talking, it didn't used to be this way. It didn't used to be everyone was into politics. Now even kids are into politics.

• 1:09:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:37Speaker 03

  When I was like 12, I would just be like smell my fingers.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:09:40Speaker 03

  Now people are like, what's your position on Israel? You're like, you're 12 years old guy.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  Well, I know your position.

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  What's my position?

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna say it.

• 1:09:48Speaker 03

  Say it.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:49Andrew Santino?

  He's standing strong, I'll tell you that.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  You're standing strong, that's all I know.

• 1:09:52Speaker 03

  Standing strong.

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  And probably on the wrong side of history.

• 1:09:56Speaker 03

  Well, what is my position?

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea.

• 1:09:58Speaker 03

  You just said it.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  But you know. I don't know, you know.

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  I'm definitely on the right side of history.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:03Bobby Lee?

  You on the right side or wrong?

• 1:10:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm looking at the map, what is the right side? The right side, you mean the right, the literal right side?

• 1:10:09Speaker 03

  Well, let me see, the...

• 1:10:09Andrew Santino?

  That's interesting.

• 1:10:10Speaker 03

  The right.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:11Speaker 03

  That'd be the right side.

• 1:10:14Speaker 03

  That's right. Yeah, over there.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  I mean, even, I don't think people even know what we are politically.

• 1:10:19Andrew Santino?

  What, our fans?

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  Our fans, really.

• 1:10:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, it's interesting to see the guesses.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:24Andrew Santino?

  A lot of people like to guess.

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:26Speaker 03

  You guys are a couple of, uh, Republican kids.

• 1:10:30Andrew Santino?

  Hardcore Republican kids?

• 1:10:31Speaker 03

  Hardcore Republican.

• 1:10:32Andrew Santino?

  Are we?

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow, interesting.

• 1:10:33Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 1:10:33Speaker 03

  He's against immigration.

• 1:10:35Andrew Santino?

  Who is?

• 1:10:35Speaker 03

  Right, look.

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  Let me tell you something, I used to work at a coffee shop called the Panic in La Jolla.

• 1:10:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  And every morning, the only friends I had there were the Hispanic old men that were working in the kitchen.

• 1:10:49Speaker 03

  Thou doth protest too much. This is all a cover.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  And, um, I had a bond with them.

• 1:10:55Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  That was, what?

• 1:10:57Speaker 03

  This is what people do when they try to cover from the fact that they want all of them out.

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done with the story.

• 1:11:03Speaker 03

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:11:04Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I had this experience with them, you know, every morning, and then I called ICE and they're gone.

• 1:11:10Andrew Santino?

  I knew it.

• 1:11:11Speaker 03

  I knew it.

• 1:11:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's so close to the border.

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:14Andrew Santino?

  It's not like that'd go far.

• 1:11:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I really love those guys, you know, and, um, to me, they're just hardworking people that just, you know, um, they came from a place where, um, they couldn't really afford to feed their families and they came here and they, they're doing the work that normal people don't want to do, and I have no problem with that.

• 1:11:31Speaker 03

  I agree, and we're all immigrants.

• 1:11:33Andrew Santino?

  Normal people.

• 1:11:33Speaker 03

  Normal people. Nor, wow.

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  Americans don't want to do.

• 1:11:36Speaker 03

  Wow, but you call them normal people, so they're abnormal people?

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  No, they're not, they're normal as well.

• 1:11:42Speaker 03

  So, but why'd you say?

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  They're normal in an abnormal way.

• 1:11:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, I will say, we got a couple immigrants here and he does a job

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  Praise the Lord.

• 1:11:56Andrew Santino?

  Nobody wants to do.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:57Andrew Santino?

  So that is true.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Yannis, look in the camera and say thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:12:02Speaker 03

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:12:28Speaker 00

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