100 Men v 1 Gorilla

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:45Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:47Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:49Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:54Speaker 02

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:56Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  I can kill a gorilla on my own. I don't need 99 other men.

• 1:02Andrew Santino?

  He's doing this because there's a guy who was wearing a shirt that said, "I'm not a gorilla, but I can beat off 100 men."

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  Not that, based on that, I saw that.

• 1:10Andrew Santino?

  That's what we just talked about at lunch.

• 1:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's these memes and stuff going around about 100 men versus a gorilla.

• 1:16Andrew Santino?

  You couldn't, you could not. 100 men versus a gorilla?

• 1:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20Andrew Santino?

  We'd lose.

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  Is that how big a gorilla is?

• 1:24Andrew Santino?

  It's not how big a gorilla is.

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh. I mean, how many, okay, let's go, let's go all animals. How many men would a Yorkshire terrier?

• 1:38Andrew Santino?

  Like a grown adult male, just one.

• 1:40Bobby Lee?

  One? But not?

• 1:41Andrew Santino?

  How many kids?

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  But not Brad Williams.

• 1:43Andrew Santino?

  No, he'd be taken down.

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he'd be taken down.

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  How about, how about, how many people would it take to, to fight off a Doberman Pinscher?

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  I saw a guy manhandling his dog this morning, speaking of which, and it really pissed me off.

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  Dude, because you know how like people tug on the chain? And he kept, he whipped it around because he was barking at another dog in a fence?

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:05Andrew Santino?

  And he whipped it so hard it leapt off the ground and then he grabbed it by the neck.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  That guy, write his name down, that's uncalled for.

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  A pit bull, it was, he had a pit bull.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  I hate when animals are treated that way.

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't like it at all, man, it pissed me off. There's my dog in the window.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:21Speaker 05

  He's scared bullets, the gun doesn't hit me.

• 2:23Andrew Santino?

  Did it scare you guys?

• 2:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, I jumped.

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  Literally. Or they'll see like a puppy like being beaten down on the side of the road.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  Disgusting.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  Right? You, you. How come I can't find them?

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  You know how there's this show on the internet where they.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  I can't find kittens or anything.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  You know the show on the internet where they catch, it's called, there's a guy named Colorado Ped Patrol. He, he like baits people that are trying to interact with underage people. And then they beat them in public. They like beat the life out of them. Why can't we bait people that are abusive to dogs and beat them in public and stream it? I think if you beat dogs, we should beat you in public and stream it.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  You know what I do? I put peanut butter, peanut butter on my butthole.

• 2:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that'll get them out there. That'll get the dogs excited. I don't know about the guy who does the abusive stuff.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  I'll make them eat it.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's smart.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  That's very smart. After the dogs are done with you?

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Chunky peanut butter. Extra chunky. Or crunchy.

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  You like chunky or smooth?

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm a crunchy guy, dude.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, 100%.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're kind of crunchy.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, you like smooth?

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  Nah, smooth is so weird. It feels weird, dude.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  It feels weird. What kind of jelly do you use?

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  Mmm.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  Raspberry.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  No, what brand?

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  I use the one, what's the one that's, you know, you know?

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's the one that looks like a mom and pop.

• 3:33Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  That one.

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  Who is that, though?

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  I don't even know. We just buy it.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  We buy it because it looks so like, uh, cottagey.

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cottage made by an old white lady.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:42Andrew Santino?

  I made you some jam.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where is it? I think it's Smucker's, right?

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  No, dude.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  No, man!

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  We're not Smucker's guys.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  We're not Smucker's guys for sure.

• 3:50Andrew Santino?

  That one, the first one, the first one. Go up top, the first one, the first thing. That girl, that's what I use.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  Who's this woman? This one?

• 3:57Andrew Santino?

  Bonnie.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Bonnie!

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  Bonnie Maiman.

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  My, oh, she's got a skill set, that one.

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  Huge rack, Bonnie Maiman. She's just an old, fat, white lady. I'll make you some strawberry preserves.

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a really good one. Do you refrigerate your jam?

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't think so.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you refrigerate your peanut butter?

• 4:14Andrew Santino?

  No, no, and I don't, and I definitely don't refrigerate butter. People that put butter in the fridge, weirdo. Leave it out.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Leave it out, you weirdo.

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  Let it get soft.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:22Andrew Santino?

  Butter should generally be refrigerated. No, that's not true.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that you're wrong about that. I was going along with you, but I'm like, ah, butter.

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  Butter, butter lasts longer in the fridge, but you don't have to put it in the fridge.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  You don't, look it up.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Here's another thing you shouldn't put in the fridge, sashimi.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  Leave it out.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Leave it out for a month.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  Wherever the sun is coming in your house.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Big slice of tuna in your front, in your, just in the front. Recommended refrigerated jelly, especially if it's not high sugar variety. I'm gonna tell you, I don't, I don't oblige you any of that. I drank spoiled milk yesterday and I'm fine.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  I did, I'm not kidding, I had cereal, I looked at it, it was like seven days past when it said, "Don't drink."

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Was it curdled?

• 4:57Andrew Santino?

  Tasted fine, I mean-

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  My fart smelled weird. But who cares?

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Your body is-

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm lactose intolerant.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, well you can't have it.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  Curdled milk? Forget about it.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  You're lactose intolerant?

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  You're Korean and Jewish?

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  That, that's what I had for breakfast.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  Yogurt.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  You had yogurt, yeah, okay.

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  By the way, yogurt is, is, isn't that, uh, curdled milk?

• 5:18Speaker 05

  There's nothing wrong with drinking spoiled milk.

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 5:21Speaker 05

  It just doesn't taste good.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  But it doesn't do anything to you?

• 5:23Speaker 05

  No.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  No, you're fu-

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  How old, how old?

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  Drinking milk can be dangerous.

• 5:28Speaker 05

  It's so good to have doctors in the house.

• 5:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like we're on Rogan's show? Just giving out medical advice, two, two fucking idiots giving out medical advice.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  Does your mother have titty milk still in her breast?

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  Cause that's, I'd like to try it.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  We know yours doesn't.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  See those fried eggs hanging off her chest? Things hit her belt.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you know what's so funny-

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  Your mom goes, "Are you looking at my boobies?"

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  No, you know-

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm looking at your face, not your fucking belt line.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you went mean with it.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  "Are you looking at my boobies?"

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, you, you're going mean with it, dude.

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  You started it.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  I just said, "Are there?" Like a scientific question and you went-

• 6:07Andrew Santino?

  Clearly there's not.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  Dug into my mom.

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  Clearly there's not. You know milk goes away?

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 6:11Andrew Santino?

  How long does breast milk stay in, in a woman's breast after giving birth?

• 6:14Speaker 05

  After they stop breastfeeding.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  That's what I mean.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what your mom's titty-

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  Two years.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what comes out-

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  After cessation.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  You know what comes out of your mom's titty?

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  Go for it.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Mac and cheese dust, the, the cheese dust?

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, did that land?

• 6:30Andrew Santino?

  You thought that was gonna hit, didn't you? You thought about it and it didn't hit.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  I, I think it's, it's gonna, um, it's gonna hit with some of her fans, I think. Okay?

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me have the line again then.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  Go on.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  The cheese powder for macaroni and cheese.

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's pretty good. Kraft?

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Robert Kraft?

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what penis I want to see, though?

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Remember that flying horse in Neverending Story?

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  Falcor?

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:55Andrew Santino?

  It's packed.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's gotta be packed.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I saw, I read this thing. This is crazy.

• 7:00Speaker 05

  He's on OnlyFans now.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Falcor's on OF?

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, look at that tongue though. Jesus Christ.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  The never-ending penis. It goes on and on and on and on.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  If you were giving Falcor that actual fucking robotic whatever thing, would you display it in your home?

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  Front door.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, amazing.

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  Right out the front window, so people coming up.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  No, I would've got wrapped in my roof.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's smart.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  I'd put an Asian, like, roof, right? And wrap that thing. Oh, that'd be so dope.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  You have an Asian roof.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  I do, yeah.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  It's on your house.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Amazing.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  That's funny that your real estate agent will sell your house afterwards and be like, "And this is an Asian palace." They're like, "It doesn't look, it looks Spanish." They're like, "Wow, this is Bobby Lee's house."

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  It was an Asian palace.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, just by me living in it doesn't give it value of the house. You think you're, you give value to your house?

• 7:53Andrew Santino?

  I'm just a white. You're King Lee. I'm giving you credit. You're missing a compliment.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  I'm the fraud king. Frog king.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  Fraud king?

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  I can't, I can't talk today.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  It's all right.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm burnt out.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  Or drink some of that coffee. Hey, look this up. This is crazy. A guy on the internet said, "You know when somebody goes, 'I'm hung like a horse,' he's hung like a horse?"

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:11Andrew Santino?

  They did like the math comparison of a horse's penis in comparison to the weight of the horse and its size. And technically, look at this. Here you go. The average horse weighs a thousand pounds.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  And has a 20-inch dick. That's a ratio of 50 pounds to 1 inch.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:26Andrew Santino?

  So, an average man weighing 200 pounds only needs a 4-inch dick to be hung like a horse.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow!

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  We're good.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah!

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, you're much less than 2, how much do you weigh now?

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm hung like a giraffe now.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  Sure, dude.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  With that metric.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  But isn't that brilliant to think about? That hung like a horse is very average penis.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. I did not even realize that.

• 8:44Speaker 05

  From Spain.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  A day without power, what 12 hours of darkness look like in Spain and Portugal? So I read this, the trains went down, everything went down, huh? What'd you do fancy? Look at all those fancies.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  I can't catch the bus to that place.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  Look at their bodies, just like, it's like a fucking village of porgs.

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  It's a porg convention.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Dude, they're all, wow. It's not your fault then.

• 9:06Speaker 05

  It's not, it's genetics.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  It's the people. My god.

• 9:09Speaker 05

  It's genetics.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:11Andrew Santino?

  It's genetics.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  It's not genetics. It's like that movie Rec, remember that movie Rec?

• 9:16Andrew Santino?

  Rec, yeah.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  You remember that movie?

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Great movie. You know Rec?

• 9:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Did you see Rec 2?

• 9:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:21Speaker 05

  And 3 and 4.

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  There's not 3 and 4?

• 9:23Speaker 05

  There is.

• 9:24Andrew Santino?

  There's four of those?

• 9:25Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 9:26Speaker 05

  And an American version called Quarantine.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh Quarantine, yeah.

• 9:30Speaker 06

  I know film, I know film.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Rec was good.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  Honestly dude?

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  You're a little snippy today, aren't you?

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  So you haven't watched any Last of Us?

• 9:41Andrew Santino?

  I've never seen The Last of Us, no.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm stuck, I told you, I'm stuck right now on the studio on Apple TV, I was watching that and you haven't seen it, so I, we have, you know. That's a divide.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Interesting. Okay.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you. It's very meta. It's inside, inside, inside baseball.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  We get the jokes.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  The problem is. I'm so fucking jealous.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  That's why I can't watch it.

• 10:06Andrew Santino?

  I went to bed last night, so fucking jealous.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  That's why I can't watch it.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  It's because I was like, why can't I be just?

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  I have friends in it, I cannot watch it.

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  Let me be a page.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  You know? Why can't we get work?

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Duh.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  Because of this?

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Probably.

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's gotta be a piece of it, right?

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But this is, I don't know.

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna email Seth Rogen and ask him if he can cut me out of that one too. Put me in this, cut me out of it, just so I can be on set for a little while.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  Just like the room.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  I'll get cut out too.

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  You'd probably stay.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  Uh, we apparently did kill the pope. Our 200 and

• 10:40Speaker 05

  66 episode came out the day he died and he was.

• 10:43Andrew Santino?

  He was the 266 Pope. Are you serious?

• 10:44Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 10:46Speaker 05

  That's confirmed.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I knew we had power. I knew it. Oh my God. Did you see that Pope Pope Francis as a young man? He was a hottie.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  Was he hot?

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a young Pope Francis.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Please be right. No, that's that colored photo right there. That one. Zoom in.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's a handsome cat.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  Dude, look at the eyes, dude.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  Piercing eyes. Those eyes have some.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Betty Davis's eyes. Betty Da-

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  She got Betty Davis eyes.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is, yeah.

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  Ton of music on.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Now, he could get girls. He had to resist it.

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  Do you think, don't you think some of these guys are, they're getting top and just not telling anybody?

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  I think if you get to heaven and you're Pope Francis, he's like, you did so much good, but I do know you were getting your wang sucked.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  But just to get your message out, you're gonna get dove, put a message on it, put it in the sky.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  It takes three months for it to come back.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  That's their raya?

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's their raya, dude.

• 11:45Speaker 05

  As long as you confess, then you're fine.

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  If he confesses that he did something bad, right?

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  What are these ones?

• 11:50Speaker 05

  Hottest popes, but.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, let's go.

• 11:54Andrew Santino?

  Take us through the hottest Pope.

• 11:55Speaker 05

  Jude Law are most of them, so I gotta click on this.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  No, it's gotta be, that dude is not hot.

• 12:00Andrew Santino?

  That guy's hot.

• 12:01Speaker 05

  His civilian name was Fabio.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  You know what he looks like? Dirty Harry. You know who Dirty Harry is? The porn star?

• 12:07Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  I thought Dirty Harry, the movie, the Clint Eastwood movie.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Look up Dirty Harry, the porn star.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  He does, he does look like Dirty Harry, dude.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that colored one.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  That's my old landlord. I'm not even kidding. That's literally my old landlord.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Go to the first one. Dude, that's the Pope.

• 12:22Speaker 05

  Fabio.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  This dude is.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  Let me guess. Let me guess. This guy died of a bad, bad disease.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  He's still alive.

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  Is he?

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think Dirty Harry is still alive.

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  Dirty in the name is great.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  But he is, wow. Is he alive?

• 12:35Speaker 05

  I'm seeing.

• 12:37Andrew Santino?

  Dude, Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry, make my day. So good. How does that line go?

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Make my day.

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  Make my day. Go ahead and make my day.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  Imagine saying that to somebody and then them beating the shit out of him.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead, make.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And your kids are, your kids are there?

• 12:56Andrew Santino?

  Dad, no! Why would you say that to him?

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about Daddy Harry.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  He was born in the Bronx, New York in 1951.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  I love how it says he's an actor. Let's see some of his titles. Go zoom in. Play Daddy.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he was great in Play Daddy.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  Bang Bus, Relax, He's My Stepdad.

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  I thought he deserved a Golden Globe after that one. Bang Bus?

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  I Suck, I Suck is so good. Cash for Chunkers for.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, he does Chunkers.

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  I love Chunkers.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 13:25Andrew Santino?

  I think Cash for Chunkers is great.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'd have to get Cash for the Chunker.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-nine of them.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  He did twenty-nine of them.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  How many films has he done in total? Go back up to the top, it'll show you on ITV.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  He's done so many.

• 13:37Andrew Santino?

  How many titles? Three-hundred-and-twenty-three.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  And he's got one coming.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  Pink Visual Pass.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I gotta see that.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  Always keeping up with AI.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  It's released already. Also, I want to do a, can I just go back on my word about the, um, Death and Ramen real quick?

• 13:54Andrew Santino?

  About Death and Ramen?

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:55Speaker 05

  Already done a spell on Rival.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  I know, I feel bad. Is there any way to get rid of that spell?

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let me read the bottom. Let me see, let me see. Look in, let me see at the bottom. It says.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  I think I overreacted.

• 14:06Andrew Santino?

  As the day progresses, those changes will gradually, steadily become more apparent. However, you cannot reverse any of these spells as they are permanent within the universe in perpetuity.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god! I resent the fact that Tootoos hair looks better.

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  I know, it does look really good, doesn't it?

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  It does literally look better. It looked cool.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  He does look good.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't like, um, there's definitely like a tension between me and Carlos.

• 14:31Speaker 05

  Post-Trump.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, maybe.

• 14:37Andrew Santino?

  You think because of Trump's election, you guys have had like weird beef?

• 14:40Speaker 05

  No, since you know what, since Bobby was invited to the White House.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, you gonna go to that?

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  You being real?

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 14:56Speaker 05

  You're talking-

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real right now?

• 14:58Speaker 05

  You brought up the tension.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  But it, not that wasn't the tension, it's the overall tension.

• 15:02Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 15:07Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, you, you know what you do?

• 15:09Speaker 05

  Put gas on the fire.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  You're a fireman, like, let's say I'm, I'm stuck in a house, right, and I'm on fire, I run out. And you're a fireman, and you just, you throw more gasoline on, you put more gasoline on me.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  45 for 79, it's a Korean family, we're gonna let this one burn.

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's you.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  No, dude.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're not on my side half the time.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  Dude?

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:29Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  You really wanna do, you, what are you doing? What are you doing?

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because he's the logic and reasoning behind this whole operation. Yeah, no, he's on my side all the time.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  He left his daughter in a hot car for hours. Do you know this? They called the cops on him.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  No, that's true.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he was going into Ralph's.

• 15:46Speaker 05

  Only ones.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  I know, but why do you, dude, you left your child in the hot car?

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:52Speaker 05

  Five minutes, in and out.

• 15:53Andrew Santino?

  Five minutes?

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Did you get in trouble?

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the cops came.

• 15:58Speaker 05

  It was fine.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't want that, this stuff he brought up. He tried to murder his daughter.

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  He did?

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  It's generally not safe to leave your child alone in a car, not even for a few minutes, and you did it for five.

• 16:09Speaker 05

  I love the windows open, though.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  She's not a dog.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. This is one lady that came out of a casino, and they're like, "Do you know your children are in the car?" She's like, "I was only gone for 10 minutes." Meanwhile, she had been gambling for 10 hours.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  10 hours, 10 minutes, what's the difference?

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  I mean, was she on a heater? If she's on a roll, you gotta let her do it.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Also, those kids, that's her mom, I mean, that, they're, that, she's the mother, they're gonna turn out shitty anyway. What's the difference?

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  What, 'cause she's black?

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  I didn't, you never even said that.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  That's insane that you would say that.

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  You just said she was, she left them in the car.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you might as well just say, "Well, you know, they're used to heat." "They're from Africa."

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like, what is your mind? Where is your mind today, dude?

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  Who made up all this stuff? You?

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  You did, dude.

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  I didn't know the race of the woman. I said she was a bad mom.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  It was a viral thing, dude.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  I said she's a bad mom because she gambled.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  God damn you.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  Nice try.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Alright, god damn you. Alright, anyway, what is this?

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  Police are planning to charge a mother or two whose children died inside the van at Detroit Casino Garage.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they died?

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  I saw this, dude. I was at Vegas last weekend, and I'm telling you, what breaks my heart the most is when you see people with babies at like 1:00 in the morning in the casino.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Jesus, what are you doing?

• 17:20Andrew Santino?

  I mean, but the fact that that's not... How's that not illegal?

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 17:23Andrew Santino?

  You gotta be 21 to gamble, right?

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  So, it should be like, no babies on the floor also. That's a law.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:30Andrew Santino?

  Can't have babies on the floor?

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  What would happen if you did gamble?

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  Look at that. No baby. Babies generally not allowed on casino floor. Yeah, it is. I saw it all fucking weekend. All fucking weekend.

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Do babies get drunk?

• 17:41Speaker 05

  If they have alcohol, yes.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  If they have alcohol, yes. They can come intoxicated from small amounts of alcohol.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. Imagine your baby drunk.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Did your dad ever give you...

• 17:51Speaker 06

  The baby's like...

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  I wanna laugh at this bit.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  It's not good, I know. I'm throwing blanks.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  No, you're trying. We're throwing in the sky.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's... Nothing's happening.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  Did your dad never, like, you know when you're teething? You ever heard this, when they give whiskey on your gums?

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 18:10Andrew Santino?

  We do that. That's... The whites do that.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  My mom... My dad used to do it with sake. It's not the same thing. It's not the same thing. We're dying.

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  If you put a piece of kimchi in your toes.

• 18:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're dying.

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  We're fine.

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not.

• 18:22Andrew Santino?

  Because you think it's the... You think it's the fucking... The interns that are here?

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Where's these interns? Send them down here.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  Let's get them.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  What's your name? Diego.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Diego, you know what you are?

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  What am I?

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  A young, dirty, hairy.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Look at that mustache.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  What... Is it bad, or is it...

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  No, it's a good look.

• 18:40Andrew Santino?

  No, it's pretty bad.

• 18:41Speaker 07

  We're kinda like rocking the same thing.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, mine's a little better.

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  A little bit better. That's you right there, Diego.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  That's you, dude.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  Diego, what happened? I saw you on... I was pulling in the parking lot. You couldn't get in the bathroom. Couldn't figure it out?

• 18:50Speaker 07

  The door was jammed.

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, jammed.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  I mean...

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  This is the new generation, they don't know how to turn a key and push.

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let me ask you this guy.

• 18:59Speaker 07

  What's up, guy?

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Are you in?

• 19:01Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, careful.

• 19:02Speaker 07

  Sorry, sorry, sorry.

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  Damn, Diego.

• 19:03Speaker 07

  Sorry, sorry.

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  You're skating on thin horchata right now.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  I know. Are you in the movie Xanadu? What's up with your shoes, dog?

• 19:11Speaker 07

  Do you like them?

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 19:12Speaker 07

  Wait, why not?

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  What brand is it?

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  La Tigre.

• 19:14Speaker 07

  They're like the, um, Kill Bill, like, yellow type, you know, those?

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  You think that's yellow?

• 19:20Speaker 07

  No, they're like the same ones as the Kill Bill ones.

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're tigers.

• 19:23Speaker 07

  They're tigers.

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay. The pants.

• 19:26Speaker 07

  Pants, you don't like them?

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just analyzing you, dude. That's what I'm doing.

• 19:29Speaker 07

  I appreciate it. Can I analyze you? I like your hat.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you analyze me and I'll analyze you.

• 19:35Speaker 07

  Alright, let's go.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, tit for tat, tit for tat. Alright, alright. Go ahead.

• 19:39Speaker 07

  I love your hat. Where's it from?

• 19:41Andrew Santino?

  Says right on it.

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 19:43Speaker 07

  But, made horn.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  Made horn?

• 19:45Speaker 07

  Oh, made worn, so bad vision.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:48Andrew Santino?

  Bad vision? What are you, 19?

• 19:50Speaker 07

  20.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  You have bad eyes at 20?

• 19:52Speaker 07

  Horrible.

• 19:53Andrew Santino?

  What's your vision? What's your number?

• 19:54Speaker 07

  Like, 8 out of whatever it is.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  8 out? No, no, no, it's...

• 19:58Speaker 07

  Isn't it 2020, like, 820 or what is it?

• 20:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, you should, have you ever been to an eye doctor?

• 20:03Speaker 07

  Yeah, but...

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  Do you have contacts?

• 20:04Speaker 07

  I do.

• 20:05Andrew Santino?

  You don't know your prescription?

• 20:06Speaker 07

  I don't, because I don't wear them.

• 20:07Andrew Santino?

  You see what these kids, they don't, what do they know? Can't open a bathroom, don't know the prescription.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  Do you thread your eyebrows?

• 20:12Speaker 07

  My barber does them.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  Does he do that?

• 20:14Speaker 07

  Not my barber, huh?

• 20:15Bobby Lee?

  They're really nice.

• 20:16Speaker 07

  Yeah, thank you, I appreciate it.

• 20:16Andrew Santino?

  What's your barber's name?

• 20:17Speaker 07

  His name's George.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  George what?

• 20:20Speaker 07

  Washington.

• 20:21Andrew Santino?

  Carver. Well, George Washington Carver.

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 20:23Andrew Santino?

  He makes peanut butter and does your eyebrows.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Square. You know what?

• 20:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  Checking out people is so easy with Square.

• 20:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it used to be easy. Remember back in the day when you were selling merch after a show?

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 20:36Andrew Santino?

  And people had cash or credit cards, you had to go to the club and be like, "Hey, could you charge this to the thing?" But if they want to buy a shirt, and the club is like, "Your shirts are stupid." And you're like, "I know, I brought 185 of them."

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but now you have a phone.

• 20:47Andrew Santino?

  Now you got a phone.

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 20:48Andrew Santino?

  And you got a Square.

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  Swipe, swipe, swipe.

• 20:50Andrew Santino?

  Sweep, swipe, sweep. Or tap, tap, tap.

• 20:52Bobby Lee?

  Tap, tap.

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  Or tap, tap, tap. Square is incredible. One of the first things we noticed about Square was how easy it is. Running a business involves a lot of moving parts, and Square helps simplify that. The hardware looks polished and it fits right into your space without feeling intrusive, and the software is incredibly straight. And intuitive, you don't have to need special training. You can just set it up and start taking payments. Get that money immediately.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  I love how flexible Square is. I've seen it work seamlessly for all kinds of businesses, whether it's a small boutique, a pop art, a gallery, a weekend market stall, a food truck, or even a yoga studio. Square adjusts to what you need. You can sell in person or online from one location or several. It's built to move with you and adapts as your business grows.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they got intuitive POS. Square's point of sale system is not only user friendly, but also highly intuitive. And it is, we've taken a lot of payments on Square and it helps you grow. It is there for you all the way, no matter the scale or size of your business. So Square keeps up, so you don't have to slow down. Get everything you need to run and grow your business without any long-term commitments. And why wait?

• 21:49Bobby Lee?

  Why? Right now, you can get up to $200 off Square hardware at square.com/go/badfriends.

• 21:57Andrew Santino?

  That's square, S-Q-U-A-R-E.com/go/badfriends. Run your business smarter with Square. Get started today.

• 22:05Bobby Lee?

  Homaglow!

• 22:07Andrew Santino?

  Homaglow is a five-star home service platform dedicated to making your space clean and tidy. Bobby unfortunately has to hire his nieces to clean his apartment.

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it.

• 22:18Andrew Santino?

  Not anymore.

• 22:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:19Andrew Santino?

  Now with Homaglow, their easy online booking capabilities, you can instantly schedule top-rated cleaners in your area for a special occasion or regularly with their Forever Clean Membership. Let me tell you something about Homaglow that's great. Is their Forever Clean Membership, it saves you $30 an hour on all future cleanings and you can book unlimited cleanings, starting at just $19 an hour, backed by Homaglow's happiness guarantee. You like to be happy at your home.

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's, the online cleaning is so easy. It's like, um, online booking capabilities that allow you to instantly schedule a cleaner in your area for a special occasion, party, or regularly to help take something off your plate.

• 22:52Andrew Santino?

  How do I know who I'm getting and if they're legit?

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, they have a certification process.

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  They do. Homaglow does.

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like, you know, I mean, they get the best of the best, right?

• 23:00Andrew Santino?

  They do. They must.

• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  And it maintains a 4.8 star average platform rating as well. Also, you can see photos and reviews of background check cleaners before booking the right cleaner for you.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  That's right, because a lot of times you book and you're like, who am I getting? What's going on? Now they go, hey, here they are. Here's what they've done. Here's how good they are. And they're gonna get so much cat poop and vomit off of your floor, your house.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:23Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna be unbelievable.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 23:24Andrew Santino?

  I mean, look, we all want a clean place. Clean place makes you happy on the inside. Why not get happy with Homaglow, right? So take home cleaning off your plate this summer by using Homaglow. Head to homeaglow.com/badfriends to get your first three hours of cleaning for only $19.

• 23:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 23:40Andrew Santino?

  That's Homaglow. H-O-M-A-G-L-O-W.com/badfriends.

• 23:48Speaker 00

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• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  And how old are you?

• 24:34Speaker 07

  20. About to be 21.

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  So you've never had, you know?

• 24:39Speaker 07

  I have never had, I don't know what.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, guess what I was saying?

• 24:43Speaker 07

  Yeah, figure it out.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  You've never had...

• 24:45Speaker 07

  Huh?

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  Empanada?

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 24:46Speaker 07

  No, he's had empanada?

• 24:47Andrew Santino?

  Never.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  No, never had empanada. I guessed it right.

• 24:50Speaker 07

  Never.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:50Speaker 07

  Empanada, never had.

• 24:52Bobby Lee?

  You've never had...

• 24:56Speaker 07

  Spear?

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 24:57Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, whatever.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Do you own a spear?

• 24:59Speaker 07

  I'd never, no, I don't.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  Bingo!

• 25:02Andrew Santino?

  He's right. I've got spear fishing.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  That's not the same thing.

• 25:05Speaker 07

  Oh, okay.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking about a Viking spear.

• 25:08Speaker 07

  A Viking spear?

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:09Speaker 07

  Never seen one.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Let me do another one, okay?

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  You've, you've never been to Canada?

• 25:16Speaker 07

  Been to Canada?

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:17Speaker 07

  I've actually, I'm actually Canadian.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  I knew it. That's why I asked.

• 25:20Speaker 07

  How'd you know? Wait, how'd you know? How'd you know I was Canadian?

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  Look at your weak mustache and your tender face.

• 25:26Speaker 07

  Thank you, I appreciate it.

• 25:26Andrew Santino?

  That's Canadian. Well, you got a new prime minister. Congrats.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:29Speaker 07

  Oh, I didn't even know that, but thank you.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:31Andrew Santino?

  How do you not, you don't know this? What do you guys know? What do you know?

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:34Speaker 07

  Um...

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  You're a film student, right?

• 25:36Speaker 07

  Business.

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're in business?

• 25:38Speaker 07

  Yeah. But I, but I am.

• 25:39Speaker 05

  Can you tell?

• 25:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:41Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna, what, what, what business do you want to do?

• 25:44Speaker 07

  Like, social media management?

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 25:49Speaker 07

  Wait, you guys want to know a crazy story?

• 25:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we love your stories. Go ahead, Dirty Harry.

• 25:53Speaker 07

  Speaking of business and all that?

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:55Speaker 07

  You guys were, or you had actually gone on Instagram Live, and I had commented, "Oh, would it be cool if I ever worked for you?" And like, would it, and you were like, "No, you're never gonna work for us."

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  Are you working for us now?

• 26:06Speaker 07

  I'm not wor, I'm just saying.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Are you working for us now?

• 26:08Speaker 07

  I'm not working, but look where I came. Look how far.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you're never gonna work for us. In fact, we're never gonna see you again.

• 26:14Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what, we'll hire you for no money, though.

• 26:17Speaker 07

  I'll do it.

• 26:17Andrew Santino?

  Damn.

• 26:18Speaker 07

  Well...

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Um, are you seeing somebody?

• 26:20Speaker 07

  I have a girlfriend.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  She, is she living here in LA?

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  I heard that little crack in the voice when you said girlfriend. That was good.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's analyze that.

• 26:26Speaker 07

  Wait, what?

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  No, hold on.

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  He got nervous.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Girlfriend.

• 26:29Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm a little nervous.

• 26:30Andrew Santino?

  How deep is, is the relationship?

• 26:32Speaker 07

  Three and a half years.

• 26:34Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 26:34Speaker 07

  High school sweethearts.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Wow. You know it's not gonna work out, right? But do you know that?

• 26:40Speaker 07

  Why'd you say that? Wait, why'd you say that?

• 26:41Andrew Santino?

  It might.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  It never does.

• 26:42Speaker 07

  Wait, why?

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say? He's autistic?

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

  He said, "Show him the statistics." Show him the statistics, that's what he said.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying to you is, is that, um, you're ultimately not where you're going to be. Do you understand what I'm saying? You're gonna become successful, we don't know what's gonna happen to you, right?

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  Two percent of all marriages from high school sweethearts last. Success comes, I'm just gonna like...

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  I've seen it all day, every day, dog.

• 27:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, I might be the...

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  You won't be.

• 27:14Andrew Santino?

  Two percent.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  No, because when you fill out, you're gonna be a chunko.

• 27:17Andrew Santino?

  When was the last time that we had tails connected to our tailbone?

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  That's a weird question that you came up with.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  I have a little pain in my tailbone right now.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  I'm thinking about that. Humans lost their tails 25 million years ago.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god. Really?

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  Why did we lose it?

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:32Speaker 02

  We didn't need it?

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  Fuck it, don't, you know, it'd be nice to sit on a tail.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We didn't need it? That's crazy. That's what we used to look like?

• 27:43Speaker 05

  You could have sex with it.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  It's so thick.

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  What would you do with your tail if you had a tail?

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Me?

• 27:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  I would bling it out, dude.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  What would you do? Bling it out? Uh, my tail? Yeah. I'd tuck it between my legs. You'd be a tucker?

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  Be a tucker for sure.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Or I'll make the tail look like my penis and then I'll

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Pull it forward.

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there you go.

• 28:00Speaker 02

  Would it be airy or would it have just be skin?

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  I would clean it. I'd clean it. I'd, I'd manscape it.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, mans- I would manscape it too.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  You gotta keep some orderly fashion to that thing. It's wagging around everywhere.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  And also I would rocket money it.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  I, I definitely would rocket money it, dude. Yeah, yeah.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  You know what happens? The first time, the first time you clean it in the shower, you go, "Hello, fresh."

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  Look at that.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so, so, some people are born with it still.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  Maybe it's maybelline.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Wow.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  What was he wearing, a jockstrap? Why's he got like a line by his butt cheeks?

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:33Speaker 05

  Baby and it's just chubby.

• 28:35Andrew Santino?

  That's a chubby baby.

• 28:37Speaker 07

  That just looks like dough or like, like a, like clay. Doesn't even look real.

• 28:41Andrew Santino?

  You better be careful with your girlfriend. You might have one of these babies with a tail. They say you could, it's the higher percentage that you have a baby with a tail if you, if you get married to your high school sweetheart.

• 28:49Speaker 07

  Oh, great.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  What color is your girlfriend?

• 28:53Speaker 07

  What color?

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, I get. Your generation, you guys don't see color.

• 28:57Speaker 07

  No, no, no.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it is?

• 28:59Speaker 07

  No, she's same color as me.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:01Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  Do an Asian accent.

• 29:04Speaker 07

  I can't.

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  You can.

• 29:06Speaker 07

  Ruin his entire business career? No, yeah, see, I can't do that. I can't just...

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Do this. Harold, I'm Dirty Harry.

• 29:13Speaker 07

  You got permission. Harold. Oh, my god. Wait, wait, what was the second?

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm Dirty Harry.

• 29:18Speaker 07

  Harold, I am Dirty Harry.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 29:21Speaker 07

  No?

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 29:22Speaker 07

  What do I need to do, like, get a little bit more under it, or?

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, there we go. I'm Dirty Harry. Yeah. Harold.

• 29:30Speaker 07

  His is immaculate.

• 29:33Speaker 07

  You're...

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  Go.

• 29:33Speaker 07

  Go ahead. Harold.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dirty.

• 29:36Speaker 07

  My name is Dirty Harry.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is a bad idea, put this kid through this. All right, last exercise we're gonna do. And you can't think about it, you gotta go right into it, right? You're doing, uh, you're a college professor.

• 29:47Speaker 07

  Uh huh.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  And we're a film class, and you talk to us about film.

• 29:50Speaker 07

  Uh huh.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  And you have to introduce your name and all that stuff, not your real name, make it up, right? Three, two, one, you go, we're kids.

• 29:57Speaker 07

  Okay, so, welcome class. My name is Bobby Santino. Um, that's a mix of, uh,

• 30:07Speaker 07

  Korean and, uh, Irish. My parents are from, my mom, from Korea. My dad's from Ireland. Ironic, I don't know how that happened.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  Um, what about film, dude?

• 30:20Speaker 07

  Uh, this is getting to know me, right?

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  It's a film class.

• 30:22Speaker 07

  This is getting to know me, right?

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  What's this guy doing in the film?

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, let's get into the films, professor.

• 30:27Speaker 07

  So, uh, what kind of film did I do? That's a great question, I couldn't tell you because...

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  The history of film.

• 30:33Speaker 07

  Oh, the history film.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and go.

• 30:36Speaker 07

  Blank. I would just walk out.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  No, you, no, you have...

• 30:39Speaker 07

  Gee.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god, you don't know how to do improv. Is this LA City College?

• 30:43Speaker 07

  No, I'm twenty years old.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  This is Quinnipiac. You just make it up, you make it up.

• 30:48Speaker 05

  This is a special needs kids that we...

• 30:49Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm part of that group. Yeah.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's bring the other incel in.

• 30:53Speaker 07

  Other, do I just...

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  Intern. Intern, I mean, oh, yeah, intern.

• 30:56Speaker 07

  Tap it, tap him in.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, look at this guy, dude.

• 30:58Speaker 07

  Thank you, Ronaldo.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Hey.

• 31:02Speaker 07

  We like him.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we like him a lot.

• 31:04Speaker 06

  Hey, how's it going?

• 31:10Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 31:10Speaker 06

  Alright. Can I gotta say this, cuz it's been, it's been burning me, alright? Bobby, you always, uh, transition with this word A-L-S-O, but you pronounce it "o-so", and it gets under my skin. And now that I've said that, I feel more clean.

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  Give me the example of when I said "o-so".

• 31:31Andrew Santino?

  Don't get under this guy's skin.

• 31:33Speaker 06

  Look.

• 31:33Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna be, don't, don't wanna catch you at a music festival anytime soon.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:38Speaker 06

  I feel clean now that I said that, so I appreciate you listening.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  No, but what, uh, give me an example, I have no idea what you're talking about.

• 31:44Speaker 06

  Oh, Andrew, also, I am gonna be hanging out with Kyla later, you say "o-so" instead of "also", and...

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  "o-so", he's saying you say "o-so".

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  With no L.

• 31:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  "Also".

• 31:54Speaker 06

  I'm not joking, but that's all I got, but yeah.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever noticed that?

• 31:59Andrew Santino?

  No, but I do notice that fanny pack, and it's giving me the, giving me the e V G B.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess what's in your fanny pack, you wanna guess?

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  A Swiss Army knife.

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  Uh, gun, first thing, gun.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  First thing, gun.

• 32:08Speaker 06

  You know what, I actually did bring a gun on here, uh, no, just kidding. I scared you. I scared you. Uh...

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't know about this guy, dude.

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  Thanks, bud. What's in there, open up your fanny.

• 32:20Speaker 06

  I'll show you.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  By the way, how much does this guy love Asian women?

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  A lot.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  This guy loves, this is the kinda guy that loves Asian women.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:28Andrew Santino?

  He's like everyone you work with.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna live in 20 years in the Philippine Islands.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  Who, are you dating someone right now?

• 32:33Speaker 06

  Uh, yeah, I am, but...

• 32:34Andrew Santino?

  Is she Asian?

• 32:35Speaker 06

  She's not, but you know what, I'm do, I'm practicing ethical non-monogamy, so I'm allowed to explore...

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, that's, it's called ethical non-monogamy.

• 32:44Speaker 06

  I'll tell you about it.

• 32:45Andrew Santino?

  So you tell your girlfriend, "Hey, we're gonna sleep with other people"?

• 32:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, so, basically, if I talk to her, I have open communication.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it the way you say that.

• 32:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's cuz he's Eastern European.

• 32:57Speaker 06

  I'll pre-get, no, just kidding.

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  He looks like it, though, doesn't he?

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Where you from?

• 33:00Speaker 06

  I'm from here, but I'm, uh, I have a lot of friends from all over the place, and then I develop fake accents and fake personalities.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, let's do, uh, East European.

• 33:09Speaker 05

  That's how we got the internship.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Like, let's go, I wanna stick with it, an East European accent.

• 33:16Speaker 06

  Uh, hello Bobby, my name is Jackson, it's good to meet you, man. I'll tell you what, dude, um, meet me down at the casino, we could play some blackjack, you know what I'm saying?

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good, dude.

• 33:28Speaker 06

  But let's not cut the, blyat.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Go into another one.

• 33:32Speaker 06

  Another watch.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Acts, any kind of, uh, character that you've been in.

• 33:34Speaker 06

  Hey dude, what's going on dude? I'm from North Carolina and I fly a damn airplane. And you know, I chew dip on the side of the road sometimes and I gotta spit it out there, but the damn raccoons be eating it up and I don't know what to do at that point then.

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. That's Theo, for sure. You have any suggestions?

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  Um, I just hope we're not on a kill list.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:58Speaker 06

  I'm, I'm a lover, uh, that's actually my dad's-

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  That's the first thing they say.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  As they're stabbing you to death.

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  How about this, a sensitive vampire.

• 34:07Speaker 06

  A sensitive vampire?

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:10Speaker 06

  Uh, there's lights, oh, hey, how's it going?

• 34:16Andrew Santino?

  No, a sensitive vampire is, uh, would it be okay if I suck your blood?

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to impose.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  Give him another one, last one, give him one last character.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  Um, shy Bill Cosby.

• 34:33Speaker 06

  I actually saw Bill Cosby before it went crazy and he's kinda like-

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  Before, before they-

• 34:39Speaker 06

  You know.

• 34:39Andrew Santino?

  It went crazy.

• 34:41Speaker 06

  I kinda wanna eat the hoagie, but I don't know.

• 34:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, pretty good.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  That sounds like a North Carolina guy, dude.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  Bill Cosby's from North Carolina.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I don't know.

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  Makes sense.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Can I, can I see your teeth, would you smile?

• 34:54Speaker 06

  Eee.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's nice.

• 34:55Speaker 06

  I actually, part of the reason for my, uh, body looking so fucked up is I actually called on the show one time to tell you guys about this, is that like, I found out that my biological mom is actually my cousin. Uh, I called you guys on the phone about that one time.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Nobody could tell.

• 35:12Speaker 06

  And that's why I look like-

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  You're inbred.

• 35:15Speaker 06

  Uh, basically what happened is my mom, who gave birth to me, her eggs were all fucked up. So then they put an egg in my cousin, so then my whole family tree shifted. Uh, and I also have a lot of, uh, Neanderthalensis DNA, but, dude, that doesn't mean that I can't have a good time, you know what I'm saying?

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  No, it sounds like your family has a real good time.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  Your mom is your cousin.

• 35:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, so biologically, my mom gave birth to me, she's my great aunt.

• 35:44Andrew Santino?

  So they use your, your mom's cousin's eggs?

• 35:46Speaker 06

  They use my cousin's eggs, but it's my mom. My, my mother-

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  Your mother could-

• 35:55Speaker 06

  Who gave birth to me, her niece put egg and then I spawned and now I'm here, ready to rumble.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Did anyone regret that?

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  Your cousin is your mother.

• 36:04Speaker 06

  Biologically, yes.

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, your cousin's your mom. Your actual mom. The woman who pushed you out of her body is...

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Your cousin?

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 36:12Speaker 06

  That's my great aunt.

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  That's his aunt.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Technically, his, yeah. That would be his, right, that'd be your great aunt.

• 36:18Speaker 06

  But my mom who pushed me out of her body, she looks up to you because she's in the program and she talks about it and how you're a good influence on the program.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Where she live?

• 36:29Speaker 06

  She lives, she used to live in LA and now she lives in Northern California.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow. And you grew up in California?

• 36:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, I grew up in, I was born in Burbank and then I moved up to Northern California. Then I went on a couple of alien spaceship travel adventures and I'm back here somehow. I wound up back here.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  When you say alien spaceship, do you mean Sandy Hook?

• 36:50Speaker 06

  Listen, man. Like I said, the only guns I have are these ones right here.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  If you do the gun thing, I swear to fucking god, dude. We're never gonna see you again. No more gun arm jokes.

• 37:01Speaker 06

  I'll show you I'm not armed.

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  Don't, don't, don't, don't.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Slow down, slow down, dude.

• 37:05Andrew Santino?

  Show me your hands.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what does that say?

• 37:07Speaker 06

  I got some thing here.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 37:09Andrew Santino?

  Hand sanitizer.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Hand sanitizer.

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  Sleeping mask.

• 37:13Speaker 06

  I got a battery pack from the casino. Because I do go, yeah, I'm learning poker.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  This guy is unbelievable.

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  What medication you on, man?

• 37:25Speaker 06

  Dude, I'll tell you. I take a daily dose of good vibes and also anxiety and then you combine those two. And...

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  You take anxiety medication?

• 37:37Speaker 06

  No, I don't.

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  You don't take any medication?

• 37:39Speaker 06

  I am on copious amounts of caffeine. Maybe that's considered.

• 37:43Andrew Santino?

  How many cups of coffee?

• 37:44Speaker 06

  I drink roughly about 400mg per day, which is about four cups of coffee a day. But if I want to, I'll push the limits. Maybe there's an assignment I gotta deal with, you know, maybe 6, 800, we pushing? You know, but my heart is pumping, so I'm alive and I'm...

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  It would do that without the coffee, you know that?

• 38:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, it just goes a little faster and...

• 38:05Andrew Santino?

  It certainly does.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  How many times have you been at Burning Man?

• 38:08Speaker 06

  Dude, I've never been, but I've gone to a couple of raves here and there. I like to turn up. But I'm sober at the raves, which is funny. All my friends are like rolling and tripping out and I'm just like pumping my fist on caffeine, just having...

• 38:21Andrew Santino?

  Stop waving those guns around.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's scaring us.

• 38:24Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, so you're sober completely, yeah?

• 38:26Speaker 06

  Uh, no.

• 38:28Speaker 06

  For the most part, I like to live a sober lifestyle. But I, because of all the addiction in my family and stuff, but I've never actually been sober. I, I like whiskey. Uh, I've been trying to experiment a little bit, but I'm not like drunk. I'm just for the flavor like an old man and I'm 23.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, interesting.

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, how was the dating life?

• 38:49Speaker 06

  It's great. Like I said, ethical non-monogamy. It's a lot of fun.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Do you, you don't, you have a girlfriend, but you're practicing ethical non?

• 38:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:56Andrew Santino?

  So they're hooking up, they're hooking up with other people? And is she allowed to?

• 38:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  Does she, does she tell you about it?

• 39:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, she does. And she's bisexual, so it's mostly women, which is a good time for me. Uh.

• 39:06Andrew Santino?

  That's the dream.

• 39:07Speaker 06

  But you know.

• 39:08Bobby Lee?

  You guys live together?

• 39:09Speaker 06

  I, no. Not yet.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:12Speaker 06

  Cause.

• 39:13Speaker 05

  That's one theme send.

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, it'd be hard to live together and fuck so many other people. I mean.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  Get a camera set up in her place.

• 39:20Speaker 06

  I trust her.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, she tells him.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  My feeling is it's not, it's, it's bad.

• 39:24Andrew Santino?

  Why? She tells him. They tell each other.

• 39:27Speaker 06

  She tells me and, and it's.

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  Does she show you photos of the guys?

• 39:29Speaker 06

  We respect each other and it's like I said, it's mostly women.

• 39:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's mostly women.

• 39:33Speaker 06

  Because I don't have that kind of part.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  My gut says it's mostly men.

• 39:38Speaker 06

  Well.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  And real men.

• 39:40Speaker 06

  I know you're also, you were, had a pass with Ozempic and stuff, so maybe your gut might be a little wrong here, but I don't know. I respect, I respect.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  He's a doctor, dude.

• 39:50Andrew Santino?

  I knew it.

• 39:51Speaker 06

  Dude, I'm actually, uh, thinking about getting a PhD.

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  I love HelloFresh, my friend. Do you know why?

• 40:02Speaker 06

  Why babe?

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't have a lot of time.

• 40:04Speaker 06

  You have almost no time.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Right. And then also I want high quality food.

• 40:08Speaker 06

  And it's quick and home-cooked.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 40:11Speaker 06

  And you want to schedule every week and how easy is it? Cause it goes to where? Where do you get that? Does it, do you have to go pick it up somewhere?

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  No, it delivers right to your door and.

• 40:18Speaker 06

  Your door.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Do you like panko crust of chimichurri marmonde?

• 40:22Speaker 06

  Or sun dried tomato grilled cheese sandwiches? Well, guess what? They're there. Plus over 100 seasonal snacks, sides and treats because this summer HelloFresh is going to make it even easier to enjoy delicious, healthy homemade quality meals with their new ready-made meals.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, my, my, my, my, my mouth. is already watering looking at the southwest inspired chicken bowl and the stir fried udon with pulled pork and veggies. There's also a creamy Alfredo truffle.

• 40:47Andrew Santino?

  You know I love Alfredo truffle.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Pasta and the Indian inspired chicken paired with turmeric rice.

• 40:52Andrew Santino?

  Guys, you can choose from 60 recipes every week, including prep and bake and ready-made meals and plus 100 plus market items to add on to breakfast, lunch and more. They delivered right to your doorstep. So flexible. We've been using them for so long. You know, we love HelloFresh. Bobby, tell them how to do it.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Make your summer enjoyable and delicious by signing up to HelloFresh at hellofresh.com slash bad friends 10 FM and get 10 free meals with a free item for life.

• 41:17Andrew Santino?

  That's right. That's hellofresh.com slash bad friends 10 FM for 10 free meals and a free item in every box. Hellofresh.com slash.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  Bad friends 10 FM.

• 41:26Andrew Santino?

  One per box with an active subscription. Free meals are applied as a discount on the first box. New subscribers only. Varies by plan.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  True Classic. You want to look like Paul Newman?

• 41:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he was so cool.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  You want to look like Marlon Brando?

• 41:36Andrew Santino?

  Classic fits.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Classic fits guy.

• 41:39Andrew Santino?

  Classic because the mission goes beyond fit and fabric. It's about helping guys show up with the confidence and purpose. Bobby Lee has confidence and purpose. Okay? It comes from things like this. The gear fits right. You feel amazing and it's priced so guys everywhere can step into confidence without stepping out of their budget.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Do you know why I like True Classic?

• 41:53Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm classic.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  You are and you're true.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm a dude. I'm truer than you.

• 41:58Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Most people.

• 41:59Andrew Santino?

  You're the most true.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  I've been wearing True Classic for a while now.

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  And you can feel the difference the moment you throw one on tailored where you want it, relaxed, where you need it, no bunching, no stiff fabric, no BS. Just a clean effortless fit that actually works for real life.

• 42:15Andrew Santino?

  The True Classic basics are my favorite because the basic tees you can wear. I wear them sometimes around the crib, sometimes when I'm watching TV, playing with the pup in the backyard and I'm taking a walk when I'm.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Sexy when you wear that.

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, I do look a sexy boy when I'm taking it. When I'm even going to meetings and stuff. That's the best part. They look high end, but they're not overpriced like these designer fabrics. You can ditch that disposable fast fashion. True Classic is built for comfort, built to last and built to give back. You can grab them at Target, Costco, or head to trueclassic.com slash bad friends and get hooked up today.

• 42:43Speaker 00

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• 43:28Speaker 06

  Nah, the only threat I am is to, if you're having a bad time, you're gonna be having a good time. And that's not a sexual endo endo.

• 43:36Speaker 05

  Those lines work still with women?

• 43:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, dude, my best line with women is like, "Look, is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them." It's a working, it goes 10 out of 10, you know? Their legs are trembling.

• 43:51Andrew Santino?

  You hear a clam getting wet.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna die today.

• 43:56Andrew Santino?

  This is it.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  That's when we looked at each other, we knew we were gonna die today. Yeah.

• 44:00Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  My god, don't kill us, please.

• 44:01Andrew Santino?

  What do you plan on doing when you get older?

• 44:03Speaker 06

  I like the bad friends.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  What's your goal?

• 44:05Speaker 06

  My goal in life? Or what?

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  No, in somebody else's life, maybe, Harry Truman.

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  Harry, yes, Truman.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:14Andrew Santino?

  What's your goal in life?

• 44:15Speaker 06

  My goal in life is to make enough money that I don't have to worry about bills.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  How much money is that?

• 44:21Speaker 06

  That's maybe a hundred thousand a year. That's a good level for me. And then I just want to make cool art and enjoy the world and practice mindfulness and creativity. I want to also make movies. I'm in film school right now.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  You know what, I bet you, he's a better director than you are bud. Okay? I trust him before you bud.

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  I don't.

• 44:51Speaker 06

  I can direct.

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  Can you get financing?

• 44:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, I can get financing. Sometimes it's a little under the table, you know, you know, it's Hollywood, so.

• 44:59Andrew Santino?

  This kid is from the eastern block. He's not from Burbank. This kid is from the eastern block. There's no doubt in my mind.

• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  Inland empire?

• 45:05Andrew Santino?

  The way he talks, there's a little Russian in the background.

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's a little in there.

• 45:08Andrew Santino?

  He's got a little sneak in there.

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  Where were you really born?

• 45:11Speaker 06

  I was born in Burbank, California.

• 45:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Burbank hospital. I hear it dude.

• 45:17Speaker 06

  I was born in Burbank, Moscow.

• 45:19Andrew Santino?

  See? Burbank hospital.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  Say Gulag.

• 45:22Speaker 06

  Gulag, welcome to the Gulag. Gul of duty man, you play.

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 45:26Speaker 06

  Let's get it, bro.

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  That's how they talk.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  I know. There's something about him though.

• 45:30Speaker 06

  It's a good meme, bro.

• 45:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're good or bad?

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  I think there's a combination of both.

• 45:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:35Speaker 06

  Bobby, I've seen you one time, like, pulling in real life. I saw you at the Comedy Store and you were getting mobbed by a lot of women and I was like, good on you.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Did you say anything to me that night?

• 45:48Speaker 06

  No, I just watched it from a distance. I said hi, but you're busy, bro. You're, you're busy, uh, you know, navigating the precious female.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, my friends are there, so, you know.

• 46:01Andrew Santino?

  Let's go over preventing, uh, gun violence here. Let's signs of a shooter, critical signs.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, number one.

• 46:06Andrew Santino?

  Suddenly withdrawing from friends and activities.

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  Zoom in, please. Okay.

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  Do you withdraw from friends and activities?

• 46:11Speaker 06

  No.

• 46:12Andrew Santino?

  Very social.

• 46:12Speaker 06

  I'm pretty social, yeah.

• 46:13Andrew Santino?

  Excessive irritability. Yeah, that one's up there.

• 46:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, I, like, one time, I heard fireworks going off and I just hit the deck. I thought it was something else.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  This for sure. Experiencing chronic loneliness or social isolation.

• 46:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, I play games dude.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:30Speaker 06

  On the internet.

• 46:31Andrew Santino?

  Making direct threats towards a place, another person, or themselves. You ever done that?

• 46:36Speaker 06

  Uh, only the haters.

• 46:37Andrew Santino?

  There you go.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Do you have any guns or at home?

• 46:39Speaker 06

  No, just samurai sword.

• 46:41Andrew Santino?

  Number 10 is the dangerous one.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  That's worse.

• 46:44Andrew Santino?

  Cruelty to animals. Have you ever been mean to any animal?

• 46:46Speaker 06

  No, I love animals.

• 46:47Andrew Santino?

  Good. Then you're clean.

• 46:48Speaker 06

  I really do love animals.

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  That is the testament for me, if you're in.

• 46:50Speaker 06

  I just moved in with some little wiener dogs and.

• 46:53Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? They, they had an apartment and they put out an ad?

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  Four little wiener dogs put out a fucking.

• 47:01Speaker 06

  So they, the wiener dogs, they, they look nice, but then they are fairly football shaped and

• 47:08Andrew Santino?

  In need of human roommate who will pick up poop, get us food, and also pick up our poop. Please walk us.

• 47:17Speaker 06

  But it's kinda like a football, and I didn't wanna hurt the dogs, but it's just one of those, oh.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  This is my dog. How many, how many dogs are in the house?

• 47:27Speaker 06

  There's three, and then me, of course, cuz I'm an animal. I'm a creature feature, you know what I'm saying?

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  My guys, for sure you are.

• 47:35Andrew Santino?

  Hide your kids, hide your wife.

• 47:38Speaker 06

  Because they're gonna fall in love, dude. That's why you gotta hide them.

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  I feel that. Well, cuz, you know, they'll end up a member of the family of the family, you know?

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  Guess that's what I'm saying. Also.

• 47:47Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  How's your?

• 47:49Andrew Santino?

  Also, also, also.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:50Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  That didn't play, but anyway, uh, I'm bombing today. Well, you know, you're a very interesting guy, dude.

• 47:56Andrew Santino?

  Consensual non-monogamy.

• 47:57Speaker 06

  I'm an open book.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  I think he's, he could be in the crew. Just promises you won't kill us.

• 48:03Speaker 06

  I won't kill you, I promise.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Ever.

• 48:05Speaker 06

  I'll defend you with my life.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:06Speaker 06

  If there's a rhino coming down the road, I will not be able to stop it, but I'll try.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  Where are we with the rhino coming down the road?

• 48:12Speaker 05

  Burbank rhinos.

• 48:13Speaker 06

  You never know.

• 48:14Andrew Santino?

  Are there rhinos in Burbank?

• 48:15Speaker 06

  Have you seen Babylon, dude? They've got animals hooking off trucks every day. So, who knows? There's a stray rhino. I'll defend you, Bobby. I won't stop it, but I'll try.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  You know, I like you.

• 48:29Speaker 06

  Thank you, I like you.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  What's that?

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  You like him?

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  You know, yeah.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I do like him.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  I do like him.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  There's something special about him, you know? I feel like he's got something extra, like a chromosome or something.

• 48:43Speaker 06

  That's for sure.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And do you have brothers and sisters?

• 48:47Speaker 06

  Oh, that's where it gets complicated, right?

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Why, we don't wanna go down there?

• 48:51Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I do, I, yeah.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  I wanna hear the complication.

• 48:53Speaker 06

  I'll tell you, so I got one brother, and like, he's always-

• 48:56Andrew Santino?

  And he's my dad.

• 48:59Andrew Santino?

  And have an uncle. Who's also my brother. You're not gonna believe this. My sister is my mom.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:07Andrew Santino?

  My cousin, my aunt.

• 49:09Bobby Lee?

  Is my dog.

• 49:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, is my dog.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  What is it? Tell us.

• 49:11Speaker 06

  I mean, DNA is a double helix, so.

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

  That is true.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:14Speaker 06

  Shit gets complicated, but.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about your family line.

• 49:17Speaker 06

  I'll tell you, I'll tell you. So I had a brother, I always knew he was my brother. I always knew he was my brother. I have him still. Uh, he is 13 years older than me. And he's an interesting fellow. He's gonna be moving to Thailand. He's a DJ, but he still lives with his mom and stuff, but he's cool.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  He's moving to Thailand and he's also a DJ?

• 49:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, why else would you go to Thailand?

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Call the FBI, dude.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, that's who moves to Thailand, DJs.

• 49:42Speaker 06

  And then.

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  DJ Island.

• 49:44Speaker 06

  This is the cool part, or the crazy part, is that essentially, my second cousins, who I thought were just some distant ass relatives, they're my biological siblings now.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude.

• 50:00Speaker 06

  Dude, it's so.

• 50:03Speaker 06

  Hell yeah, dude, white trash, baby.

• 50:06Andrew Santino?

  So Burbank, who would've known? Where do you live in Norcal? Where, where in Northern California?

• 50:10Speaker 06

  I used to live an hour north of San Francisco.

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  Where?

• 50:12Speaker 06

  So that's out in the wine country, it's called Santa Rosa.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  Lodi? Yeah.

• 50:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, so then, there's a lot of animals out there. I probably got some brain damage. One time I drank a puddle. I drank, I drank a puddle for $5. Cause you know when you're a kid, dude, $5 is $5, so.

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:32Speaker 06

  So I drank a puddle and then, now I'm here.

• 50:35Andrew Santino?

  Drank a brain-eating amoeba. And even the amoeba got up there and was like, not much to chew on.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  Crazy, crazy.

• 50:41Andrew Santino?

  I'm just gonna hang out for a little while.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  What else have you eaten and drank and that?

• 50:45Speaker 06

  Besides mountain bodily fluids on accident a couple times.

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  Couple times.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what, like your pee?

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  One time, shame on me. Two time, I like to taste the pee.

• 50:55Speaker 06

  Players fuck up, man. That's what happens.

• 50:57Andrew Santino?

  Players gotta play.

• 50:58Speaker 06

  Players fuck up.

• 50:59Andrew Santino?

  Players gotta play.

• 51:00Speaker 05

  I think I'll pray it, players.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  Fancy, get it out clean if you're gonna get it out. God, every time.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think you're rubbing off on me, dude. Like, I don't even know what I'm saying.

• 51:10Andrew Santino?

  He's never stumbled like this.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  It's you, dude. I'm like, I got, I got that.

• 51:16Speaker 06

  So Bobby, I was wondering, can you give me some advice? I'm trying to learn.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  On what?

• 51:19Speaker 06

  On how to just be out in the world, like, in this crazy world.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. So I think you need more flames.

• 51:27Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  On your body.

• 51:28Speaker 06

  You're right.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Like flamey pants?

• 51:30Speaker 06

  Like on fire?

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, like, you know, flame stitchings on your jeans.

• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he means like Guy Fieri.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:37Speaker 06

  I met Guy Fieri.

• 51:38Andrew Santino?

  Go on.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  That doesn't surprise me.

• 51:40Speaker 06

  Go on. Yeah.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  So that, I think you need some chain mail.

• 51:44Speaker 06

  Chain mail?

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:45Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty cumbersome.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 51:48Andrew Santino?

  Chain an entire bodysuit of chain?

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Just a chest chain mail.

• 51:51Speaker 06

  I was considering going to the Ren Faire and I saw you were out there and I was thinking, you know,

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  Should've gone.

• 51:56Speaker 06

  Maybe I should get some chain mail out there.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 51:59Andrew Santino?

  How'd you meet Guy Fieri?

• 52:00Speaker 06

  Uh, I'll tell you, I was a DJ technician, so I was setting up cables.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Do you have technicians?

• 52:05Speaker 06

  They always put me in the grunt work, so I was out in the dark freaking setting up cables and then they were having some kind of Salvation Army event, uh, donation and Guy Fieri is walking around, so I said, "What's up?" I took a picture with him and then my boss got mad at me. But I took it on the chin, cause I'm, I'm not a beta male, I don't tuck my tail as we were talking.

• 52:27Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  Taking shots at me. Yeah.

• 52:30Speaker 06

  I'm ready to rumble.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:32Speaker 06

  Well.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Is that the biggest celebrity you've ever met?

• 52:35Speaker 06

  Uh, the biggest celebrity that I ever met is probably PewDiePie. Who's the, one of the biggest YouTubers.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't know who that is.

• 52:47Speaker 06

  Actually, no, you know what? The biggest celebrity I've ever met is Bobby Lee.

• 52:51Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 52:52Speaker 06

  Dude, I saw-

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  What's his name?

• 52:54Speaker 06

  Andrew Santino. I saw Bobby Lee-

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  I thought you had forgotten.

• 52:56Speaker 06

  In the Borderlands movie.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  Enough, alright.

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  He looks just like you.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, you met him?

• 53:02Andrew Santino?

  Are his cousins married?

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  If I asked him, do you remember?

• 53:07Speaker 06

  Oh, hell no.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I remember him, yeah, he freed me out.

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  I mean, how obviously foreign is this guy?

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, he's from Sweden.

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no shit.

• 53:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, yavla, you know.

• 53:18Andrew Santino?

  See? You look just like this fucking guy, dude.

• 53:20Speaker 06

  Hey, that's pretty cool.

• 53:22Andrew Santino?

  You do. Doesn't he look like this guy? Am I sure?

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  The same type of guy.

• 53:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, so going along with the style, like flames on the pants, what else should I do? I'm trying to up my, you know, I'm a newbie.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  I'll be honest with you, with your look, I could see him in Game of Thrones or something. You know what I mean? Like a weasel or something, right? But you do have, you are kinda oddly good-looking in a weird way.

• 53:42Andrew Santino?

  Nope.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not seeing it.

• 53:46Andrew Santino?

  I'm not.

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  He looks like a nice guy.

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  Like a Jude Law. But Jude Law was in an accident.

• 53:52Andrew Santino?

  He looks like Jude Law?

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look up Jude Law.

• 53:55Speaker 06

  I'll tell you though, you mentioned weasel, and I like to consider myself a certified loiterer.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  A young Jude Law, a young.

• 54:02Speaker 06

  So, like, I be loitering around, waiting, weaseling out, you know?

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  I don't think he looks anything like that guy.

• 54:07Speaker 05

  Quiet.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  Those are old Jude Laws.

• 54:10Speaker 06

  Oh dang.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm wrong.

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Like that, boom.

• 54:16Andrew Santino?

  Nope.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  There you are, dude. Yeah, see, look at, oh no, it's more Romulan. Yeah, yeah, it's a Romulan, as I was thinking, yeah, wow.

• 54:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think that I did have a cameo in Game of Thrones. I was one of those guys who just incident got archer'd down. I fell off the wall.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 54:32Speaker 06

  No.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't tell?

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, he's confusing.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:38Andrew Santino?

  He is confusing.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Alright bud, well, you know, we, very good interview.

• 54:43Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  Do you remember his name?

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Do you?

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  You don't remember his name? He's had it three times.

• 54:50Speaker 06

  I'll tell you again.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  No, give me the first initial.

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  Give him a hint.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  First initial?

• 54:54Speaker 06

  Uh, J.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  J.

• 54:56Speaker 06

  J is the, no.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Uh, uh, uh, Jason.

• 54:59Speaker 06

  You're...

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  Jake.

• 55:00Speaker 06

  It's partly Jason.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Jackson.

• 55:03Speaker 06

  Yep. There you go. Now, you know who to call the cops about, am I right? Get, dude.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Dude, this guy.

• 55:10Speaker 06

  I got it.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  I love this guy.

• 55:11Speaker 06

  Don't give me a restraining order, cuz like I said, uh, I speak a lot of languages, but my favorite language is the language of love, and I'm not a, I'm not here to...

• 55:19Speaker 05

  And you speak it so much.

• 55:21Speaker 06

  I also speak Jigglypuff. Boom, heyo, hum.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  What's Jigglypuff?

• 55:27Speaker 06

  The Pokemon.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, do, do more.

• 55:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, dude. Jigglypuff?

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do more, please.

• 55:33Speaker 06

  Jigglypuff goes hard. I don't know if you've seen, but...

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  Give me what you, we can do Jigglypuff. Give me an, uh, YouTube, give me what he sounds like.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'll turn it off.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  I can't do it.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  He's saying, "Oh, Jigglypuff."

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  Physically, that's literally what I'm saying. "Oh, Jigglypuff."

• 55:59Speaker 07

  "Oh, Jigglypuff."

• 56:01Speaker 06

  I'm not gay, but I just felt something.

• 56:05Speaker 06

  I just got...

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  Did you feel something?

• 56:06Speaker 06

  Dude, you're serenading me, man.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look at my eye.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  No, don't. Look at me in the eye.

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  Dude, this guy reminds me of when we would do fan meet and greets.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:21Andrew Santino?

  And this guy would show up.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  And he'd be like, "Dude, Andrew, I'm sorry, but I just, I love Bobby so much." And I'd go, "I know, dude."

• 56:30Speaker 06

  Andrew.

• 56:31Andrew Santino?

  "I know, I know who your fans are." "I know who your fans are."

• 56:35Speaker 07

  Give him some compliments.

• 56:36Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, I don't want any. I gotta be honest with you. I could tell who your fans are. What do I say? Well, from a mile away. When they come up, I go, "Bobby's fan." Hardcore Bobby's fan.

• 56:45Speaker 06

  I actually really like your stand-up comedy.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, I love you.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  Let him finish. Let him finish, Andrew.

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  No, I love you, buddy.

• 56:52Speaker 06

  Here, I'll give you...

• 56:52Andrew Santino?

  I could just tell from a mile away.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Shut up, Andrew. Go, go ahead, finish.

• 56:56Speaker 06

  So, I, I love your, your stand-up comedy. It's really witty.

• 56:59Andrew Santino?

  Thanks, buddy.

• 57:00Speaker 06

  And, uh, I've never, like, seen your pubes on stage or anything like...

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 57:04Speaker 06

  Uh, like, another comedian who I've probably seen...

• 57:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's what it is. He's connected to your pubes. Stand up, stand up and show them your pubes.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  Would you like some to take home?

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  Give him some to take home.

• 57:14Speaker 06

  Dang.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  Can we get some scissors real fast?

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Do you have any scissors? Would you like to take some home?

• 57:19Andrew Santino?

  Give him some to go, pubes.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that sick?

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:22Speaker 02

  Oh, not a knife.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my fucking god.

• 57:24Speaker 02

  Not a knife, dude?

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  Get scissors, fuckhead.

• 57:27Speaker 02

  Well, give me that knife.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, dude, don't cut yourself.

• 57:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I don't want that. I don't...

• 57:31Speaker 06

  No.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  No, don't do that. No, you'll cut yourself. Don't get the scissors!

• 57:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, here we go.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  My god. I want it, well, I have to sing the song while we're doing it.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  I do it, I do it. I do it!

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm on my way. I don't have any pubes.

• 57:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Look.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's some there. You gotta go to your nutsack. Go close to your nutsack.

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  Be careful, bud.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  You do it then.

• 58:00Andrew Santino?

  Put your ball sack out.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  You do it then. The ball sack is shaven clean.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  There's nothing?

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  No, get this section right here.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, it's so close to your penis.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't get it.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  See, how do you grab it then? That's the problem.

• 58:15Andrew Santino?

  Will you scoop it off your chest there?

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Can you just scoop it up?

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  I can't. Come here, buddy. You gotta get these.

• 58:21Speaker 06

  I'll come.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. No, back up. Sit back down.

• 58:25Speaker 06

  Alright, alright.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  We'll deliver two.

• 58:26Speaker 06

  Understood. I understood the assignment.

• 58:28Andrew Santino?

  No, you could, you know what you could do? You could sniff these scissors.

• 58:31Speaker 06

  Hey, man, I drink a puddle, so anything for money at this point.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  What would you do? I have a hundred bucks in my pocket. What would you do for a hundred bucks?

• 58:37Speaker 06

  I'd do anything for a hundred bucks from Bobby Lee, man. Except some, some, uh, sexual acts that could be deemed as...

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  How about, how about brown nose him?

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  Brown nose him. Lay on the ground. You gotta stick your, his nose in your asshole.

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  Stick this in your butthole.

• 58:52Speaker 06

  I'm down for some experimentation, right?

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Stick this in your butthole.

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  This is monogamous, not monogamous.

• 58:58Speaker 06

  I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 59:01Speaker 06

  I'll give you some insight, just because I like you guys.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, thanks, brother.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  Thanks, brother.

• 59:05Speaker 06

  Alright, I've tried some kind of stuff along those lines before, and you know what? It's pretty fun, dude. And, look, I'm telling you, man.

• 59:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, give me that thing.

• 59:17Andrew Santino?

  There you go, dude.

• 59:17Speaker 06

  I'm securing my masculinity, dude, but listen.

• 59:22Speaker 06

  But listen, dog. When Voldemort is coming for me, dude, in both ways, you know...

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

• 59:32Speaker 06

  Dog. It's a little bit of a cursed object, so I, I only like, uh, you know, made objects, and that doesn't have a good enough flared base, you know what I'm saying?

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Can you do a handstand?

• 59:44Speaker 06

  I could do a cartwheel, but it's pretty mid.

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to see you break your

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  How about this dude just pop locking for a minute?

• 59:53Speaker 06

  Pop locking?

• 59:54Andrew Santino?

  What do you do for us, by the way?

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:55Speaker 06

  Oh, I'm a

• 59:56Andrew Santino?

  Is he an intern for us?

• 59:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm an intern.

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 59:59Speaker 06

  I did a lot of, uh, research and wa- I got to come here.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  This is tight. What do you do for us? Same thing. Do you guys get along?

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Are you guys over at Seven Eckes?

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  You guys are tight?

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  So George hired you?

• 1:00:15Speaker 06

  Uh...

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  Bryce?

• 1:00:16Andrew Santino?

  Bryce or Lane?

• 1:00:17Speaker 06

  It was one of them, but what Bobby, can I tell you something?

• 1:00:20Speaker 05

  Not me, not me. I objected.

• 1:00:23Speaker 06

  Bobby, I tried to walk up to you one time in real life and I tried to give you my resume. I'm not even joking and that was a bad mistake on my part.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Very bad.

• 1:00:31Speaker 06

  Layers fuck up, like I said.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:33Speaker 06

  Uh, but

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't do that anymore because of Mccone. Remember what you did to me there? It's a, what did I say?

• 1:00:41Speaker 06

  You said, "Uh, nah, I'm gonna lose in my car." And then you went to go, uh,

• 1:00:46Andrew Santino?

  That sounds pretty accurate.

• 1:00:48Speaker 06

  Beautiful women.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  The guy gets beautiful women.

• 1:00:52Speaker 06

  Hey, but

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  Guess what? Guess what, dude?

• 1:00:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Jackson?

• 1:00:56Speaker 06

  That, hey, hey, hey, thank you. Sorry.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Um, from now on, I'll say hi to you. We know each other now.

• 1:01:01Speaker 06

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:01:01Andrew Santino?

  No, you, you'll forget.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I will know Jackson.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  We met them before.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  I have to warn all the other comics about him.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Like, "Clear the hallway, he's here." Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm sort of a creature feature and people always think they know me. They, they seen me around. They probably have, because like I said, I'm a loiterer, but...

• 1:01:20Andrew Santino?

  A creature feature is a type of film.

• 1:01:22Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  Typically horror, science fiction where the monster supernatural creature is the main antagonist.

• 1:01:26Speaker 06

  Well, guys, if you're talking about the apparent interdexterity of the film industry, all right? I'll tell you a thing or two about there. There's different genres. You gotta be, pay mind of the mise en scène. All of that kind of stuff is quite important. So I was not quite referring to the creature feature per se, but you know, that is a good genre.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  See, this, this could be a PSA for inbreeding. How dangerous it really gets.

• 1:01:53Speaker 02

  It really is dangerous.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  Don't fuck your cousin.

• 1:01:55Speaker 06

  By PSA, I thought you were gonna be talking about like, everyone should do it. Like

• 1:01:59Andrew Santino?

  No, buddy.

• 1:01:59Speaker 06

  Oh, get on board, dude.

• 1:02:00Andrew Santino?

  No, get off the boat.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  No way, guy.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  Get off the boat.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  No way, guy.

• 1:02:04Speaker 06

  Dude.

• 1:02:05Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you, Jackson. Jackson Hole. You're an interesting guy.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Interesting guy.

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  You've got a bright future.

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  Like to baby, if I hire anyone to babysit my kids, it would be this guy, but um.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this cat, this cat seems.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  He's normal.

• 1:02:20Andrew Santino?

  I'd hire you to, I'd hire you to uh.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Landscaping?

• 1:02:23Andrew Santino?

  Who'd you hire him? No, fuck, I don't care about that.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  But landscaping in North Dakota, like.

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  Far, far away.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  I know I live in, you know what I mean, LA, but go to North.

• 1:02:31Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever done manual labor?

• 1:02:32Speaker 06

  Dude, I have. They put me to work, man. Like I said, I was a DJ technician, so I carried a lot of speakers and stuff. But then there's like situations where you just go off a Craigslist ad and they're like, we got some machetes. Can you just go cut some shit? And then.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  What would you go cut?

• 1:02:48Speaker 06

  Dude, you cut bamboo, you cut whatever. And I don't know.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  You did that? You hired him to do that?

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  What else did you go cut?

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  My pandas were hungry.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  You gotta feed them, they can't just not eat.

• 1:03:02Speaker 06

  Did you know that bamboo is technically the largest grass?

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:06Speaker 06

  It's a grass.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  We didn't need to know that, but I do know that.

• 1:03:09Speaker 06

  I'm like an encyclopedia, dude. I know about every single thing. If you want any information, I'll tell you how to, I'll tell you.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  What do giraffes eat?

• 1:03:18Speaker 06

  I'll tell you. Giraffes, they eat um the conifer tree. Because it uh is quite high up and it's very nutritious. As far as the photosynthesis goes within the, the plant and the.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  The second half was bullshit.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, ask him, ask him another one.

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  Describe, describe to me the, the, the, give me the scientific explanation of why uh fish can breathe underwater, how gills work.

• 1:03:46Speaker 06

  Alright, so listen, there's a fish, right? I don't know.

• 1:03:50Andrew Santino?

  Good start.

• 1:03:51Speaker 06

  You've eaten a couple of sashimi, but they can also be our friends. So you see a fish and as the trajectory of the fish cuts through the water in the perfect angle, the oxygen is absorbed in the gills.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:05Speaker 06

  So for us, that's like, uh, I don't know, maybe if you're sixty-nining and you just get a second and you get a fresh of breath air, huh, that's what it feels like when the fish swims through the water at the perfect trajectory. It's getting that extra air in, you know, but if you take him out the water, dude, you're back underneath and you gotta hold your breath again.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  I know who you are now.

• 1:04:30Speaker 06

  Who am I?

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  A fucked up Willem Dafoe.

• 1:04:32Andrew Santino?

  Dude, and I also have the big penis.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  Can you see it?

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  Just kidding.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There is something about him that's woman de foie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  Actually not, no, you're way worse.

• 1:04:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Dude.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  Do that smile.

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  AI is gonna fix.

• 1:04:53Andrew Santino?

  AI is gonna fix me, dude. Pretty soon, it's gonna be like one of those video games, you just customize your character.

• 1:05:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:00Andrew Santino?

  I can add a couple of inches to my height. You know, maybe lose the fucking.

• 1:05:08Andrew Santino?

  Expect a Patronum that hoe, am I right? Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:11Speaker 05

  We're muting you now.

• 1:05:14Speaker 02

  Well, Jackson.

• 1:05:15Andrew Santino?

  Jackson Hole. Thank you.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:05:17Andrew Santino?

  I think you're a fantastic creature.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you don't have to bow to me.

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  Sorry, I. It's polite, it's polite, it's polite. Thank you, Jackson Hole.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Jackson Hole.

• 1:05:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, that's good.

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  That's not the good.

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  No, no, that's not your fault, McCoy didn't put the weight back on the fucking.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  It's okay.

• 1:05:36Andrew Santino?

  Thanks, Jackson.

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  What a guy.

• 1:05:37Andrew Santino?

  Where do we go from there?

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. What a guy, though.

• 1:05:40Speaker 05

  Home.

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  Interesting guy.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:42Andrew Santino?

  That was wild.

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  He is wild. Should we fire him?

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  No, I kinda wanna keep him.

• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  Only one more month.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Really? And we gotta get him a job, I think. Yeah, I think we gotta get him a job.

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  And then what? What are we gonna make him do here?

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Landscaping.

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  In North Dakota.

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:59Andrew Santino?

  In North Dakota.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  I like this guy. Both of them I liked.

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  They're both great.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  We've, we've, we've done a great job having a good crew of interns come through this show.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:06:08Andrew Santino?

  He wants a job.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  You want a job? Okay.

• 1:06:11Andrew Santino?

  He wants a job. What are we gonna pay?

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  He just begged. That was so sad.

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  Give him money.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna give him about a hundred.

• 1:06:16Andrew Santino?

  You give him money, yeah.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Should I do it now?

• 1:06:19Andrew Santino?

  Make him come, yeah.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Come here, guys. No, no, here's some money for you.

• 1:06:26Speaker 06

  Are you serious?

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:27Speaker 06

  Because I actually am not paid at all.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:29Andrew Santino?

  There's money.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just have a dinner, nice dinner for you guys.

• 1:06:32Speaker 06

  Are you sure? Thank you so much. That genuinely means a lot. Thank you.

• 1:06:36Andrew Santino?

  That's very nice, Bob.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to shake hands, but...

• 1:06:37Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  No, no, back the fuck up, bro.

• 1:06:41Speaker 06

  One day?

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  No day. No day. No, no, no, no day.

• 1:06:45Andrew Santino?

  No, no, don't repeat it. You deserve that.

• 1:06:47Bobby Lee?

  You deserve it.

• 1:06:48Andrew Santino?

  You guys deserve that. You guys are both fantastic. You changed their day. You see what you do?

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  That's like five Chipotles. Visits.

• 1:06:56Andrew Santino?

  Can I do a, uh, can I do like a little, uh, like a little Larry King out for this?

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, please.

• 1:07:03Andrew Santino?

  Here's the deal. What we've learned today is the levels of which Bobby Lee's depths, depth of love in the public eye goes deeper than any of us ever anticipated. He's able to reach out and shape lives he's not even really connected to. We learned that Jackson's mom, cousin, sister, brother,

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  needed help with sobriety, found it through you and your humor and who you are and your commitment to the program. And we learned that Barnacle...

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  That's his name?

• 1:07:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Barnacle.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  Diego.

• 1:07:34Andrew Santino?

  Diego. Diego.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Diego.

• 1:07:38Andrew Santino?

  Like San, Diego.

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:07:40Andrew Santino?

  We learned that Diego, uh...

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  No, he's a good guy.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  He's a good guy. Bob, you got any final words for the kids?

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  No. Absolutely not.

• 1:07:47Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

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