Rudy & Her Sister Are Bullies

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:31Bobby Lee?

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  Look who's here.

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  I know, she lives in my house.

• 0:44Andrew Santino?

  Does she really?

• 0:45Speaker 04

  We clean.

• 0:46Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't.

• 0:47Speaker 04

  Yes, we do.

• 0:47Bobby Lee?

  No, here's what, yeah, so I gave her a hundred bucks, right?

• 0:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 0:51Bobby Lee?

  I go, "Just do this." Hundred dollars, "Just do this little, small laundry."

• 0:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 0:56Bobby Lee?

  Stays in there for 24 hours, in the dryer.

• 0:58Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then I go, "You're not gonna fold it?" She goes, "Huh."

• 1:03Speaker 04

  I folded it right away.

• 1:04Bobby Lee?

  I know, after, I said something. For a hundred dollars, what do you have to do in the Philippines to make that?

• 1:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what do you have to do in the Philippines for a hundred dollars?

• 1:12Speaker 05

  That's a lot.

• 1:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, you have to be the fastest tree climber in the neighborhood.

• 1:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17Andrew Santino?

  What, what's a hundred American dollars, how many?

• 1:20Speaker 04

  That's 5,000 pesos.

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  What can you get for 5,000 pesos in the Philippines?

• 1:24Andrew Santino?

  Buy a whole village, I think.

• 1:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, property, everything.

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  What can you really buy, seriously, like, what does 5,000 pesos get you?

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  An iPhone?

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  They said a pesos, like it's fucking, and a...

• 1:34Speaker 05

  iPhone is more expensive.

• 1:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like 100,000 pesos.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Are your iPhones made out of coconut shells?

• 1:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Like, how do they get all those components in there?

• 1:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:44Speaker 04

  It's breaking off.

• 1:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:46Speaker 05

  But remember, you can buy a lot of clothes.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  For, yeah.

• 1:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  Shoes.

• 1:51Bobby Lee?

  But you'd have to work how long to get, to get a hundred, uh, 5,000 pesos, do you think?

• 1:55Speaker 04

  Um, I think...

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  Two days.

• 1:58Speaker 04

  No, more, more.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:00Speaker 04

  Like a week.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  So, one hour laundry.

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  The average daily pay in the Philippines varies by region, but the minimum wage for non-agricultural workers in Metro Manila is 645 pesos. And he gave you 5,000 pesos.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And so when I say do the laundry, does it mean just leave it in the dryer? I just, I want to understand your, the language. You know what I mean? If I'm going, being direct, I don't know. Do I have to be specific?

• 2:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, because you were like, oh, can you do the laundry? I thought you just meant just put it in the laundry.

• 2:33Andrew Santino?

  That's only one half of the laundry.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  That's just one half.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  The hard part is folding it.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  Right, right.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm paying you for. What?

• 2:42Speaker 04

  I had fun folding it.

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  You like folding?

• 2:44Speaker 04

  I like folding.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But I had to ask you the next day.

• 2:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  Okay. The average monthly salary for a housekeeper, what you're asking her to do in the Philippines, is around 14,000 pesos. So you got, you got one-third of a month pay in one day.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:00Andrew Santino?

  I gotta, I gotta tell you, this is...

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  It's too much. I think I'm paying too much.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  You are.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you pay them in pesos? Can you do that?

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Mexican pesos.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is it the same thing?

• 3:10Speaker 04

  No.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  If I got pesos in Mexico, can I spend it in the Philippines?

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  They'd take anything down there, I'm sure.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Let's introduce...

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  Introduce our guests now that we've just berated them for...

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:19Andrew Santino?

  Five minutes.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, we got Jules.

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  We have the old-school Rudy Jules is back.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Back, you know what I mean? And then we have, uh, her little sister, Isa.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  Isa, Isa.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  Isa, Izzy.

• 3:29Andrew Santino?

  Izzy, how old are you now?

• 3:30Speaker 04

  I'm 17.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 3:33Andrew Santino?

  That's Rudy when we started. We started when Rudy was 17.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, uh, you were a little nervous before. Are you nervous now?

• 3:40Speaker 04

  No, I'm okay now.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  Because you know us, you know us now.

• 3:42Speaker 04

  No.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  You don't know him?

• 3:45Speaker 04

  I've met him like four times.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  That's enough times.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  I know, but are you still, be honest with me, because he's had a lot.

• 3:51Speaker 04

  Are you scared of him?

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  Are you scared of Andrew a little bit?

• 3:53Speaker 04

  No.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  Why won't you lock eyes with Andrew? Lock eyes with him.

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  She's not.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  I know. Dude, but the way you lock eyes, look eyes with me. See, I have to turn over.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  You're like a dog.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. My asshole trembles, dude. It does. And it goes, you know what I mean? The inside of my buttock comes out a little bit. It's my body going, no.

• 4:14Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 4:16Speaker 06

  The hat a little bit high.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Uh-oh.

• 4:19Speaker 06

  Pull the hat a little high.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Do what you do, dude. Do what you do, dude. Yeah, exactly. Do what you do, dude. That was out of pocket, bro. Yeah, yeah.

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  I gave him this gift and he's talking to me. Give me the shirt back. Now.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm protecting the equipment. Take it off!

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Asshole.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god!

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  I feel better now.

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  Illegal.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  That's a warning!

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  It's a warning, dude. God, dude, he ruins the show!

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  You ruin it, dude. You put us in bad moods, bro.

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  Why do you do that?

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you put us against a wall. We have to fight our way out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  Ruined it.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:13Speaker 04

  But you know what you guys are right now?

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 5:15Speaker 04

  You guys are Simon and Theodore.

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  Who's that?

• 5:19Speaker 04

  Alvin and the Chipmunks. Oh, oh, my gosh.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh!

• 5:23Speaker 04

  Alvin and Theodore.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Alvin and Theodore.

• 5:25Speaker 04

  Alvin and Theodore.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  That's what we are?

• 5:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's us.

• 5:28Speaker 06

  Are they the Bullies?

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  Are they the Bulli-

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  Back up, dude.

• 5:38Andrew Santino?

  Keep it up!

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Keep it up, dude.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  We bought you gifts?

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  By the way, you know what he texted me? Because we have to do, I have to do, I have to do a read for my show. And I said, okay, we can do, we can do it after, or we can do it before bed. And he's like, come to the studio at 6:00. And then I hit him and I said, I can't, I can't make it at 6:00. I'm meeting up with you. And then he says, in the text, he goes, I'm already here, but fine.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  I almost got up. No, stop, stop. I almost got up. I almost got up. Oh my god, fine.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  Fine. He's gotten, dude, he's gotten so, Carlos, say it though. He's gotten way too much lately and he's, it's going to his head. I can tell.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  Is the stars on your face a fashion statement?

• 6:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  It is for pimples, right?

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:25Andrew Santino?

  You don't look like you have any pimples. Are there pimples under there or is this to look cool?

• 6:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, there are pimples.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  Isn't this, this has gotta be a thing to look cool now, too.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you wear them sometimes.

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  I, I, I wear them when they're bad, when I'm, when they're bad, under the skinnies, you know?

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I had a deep one, where you knew it was gonna be a fucking volcano.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  It was Pompeii, bro.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  Did it, did it explode?

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  No, but I, for five days, I just kept putting those fucking stickers on.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  All right, Izzy, what's been going on with you in your life?

• 6:50Speaker 04

  Um, it's been fine. My school just ended like two months ago.

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  So what are you doing now? Now it's summer for you.

• 6:57Speaker 04

  Um, like before I went here, I was doing nothing.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna do here while you're in LA?

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Not do laundry.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  Sounds like not, yeah.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:04Speaker 04

  We're just having fun. We've been going out like almost every single day.

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  Where are you going? Wherein you go out, what is going on?

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something?

• 7:10Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  The other day, the other day I go, you guys are gonna go do something?

• 7:13Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  And I go, can I go? And they go, no.

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you take him?

• 7:19Speaker 04

  We, cause he was making it awkward. I said, oh, we're gonna get coffee. And then he started smiling.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  He likes coffee.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Dude, says coffee to me.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  Hey, do you wanna get coffee? Oh, let's go. Oh my god, how fun.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Automatic reaction, dude.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  He's excited.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  I love coffee.

• 7:35Speaker 04

  I, I told him you can come, but then he was like,

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 7:38Speaker 04

  He started laughing and making it weird.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 7:41Speaker 04

  And I was like, maybe don't go then.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you made it weird.

• 7:44Speaker 04

  Cause when we were there, you weren't even there. We were waiting for you. We were like, where's Tito Bobby?

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  I told you I wasn't gonna go because of the, you, the reaction of you guys.

• 7:52Speaker 04

  No.

• 7:52Speaker 05

  Then you said you would go and then you said that if I see you, I won't even talk to you.

• 7:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's normal.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  That's normal. It's called a joke.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's just joking around.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm just joking around, dude.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  The fact that you wouldn't bring Tito Bobby for coffee kinda breaks my heart a little bit.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  It breaks my heart.

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  Makes me think that your jewels is a little too, her head, her head's gotten a little too big.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Above it, above it.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she's above it.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:11Andrew Santino?

  She's, yeah.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  You graduated.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  And she's getting like that too now. She's gonna start soaking up that.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  She's gonna be the worst.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  See? Look at that. Yeah.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  I can already tell. Your attitude, even as a kid, you were fucking, too much attitude. Yeah, yeah. You went through your phases, huh? Remember you went through your emo phase?

• 8:26Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:27Speaker 04

  Talk about that every single time.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna dye my hair and be all sad and cut myself.

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  What color did you dye your hair?

• 8:33Speaker 04

  I dyed my hair pink.

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  That's not too, that's not that bad. Is that you? There you are.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's me.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Is that you?

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  No, okay.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  But they all look the same. Every emo kid looks exactly the same.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Are you through, what phase are you in now?

• 8:48Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  Chill.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Are you chill?

• 8:51Speaker 04

  I'm chill.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:52Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know a new word. I know a new word.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  I wanna learn about what the kids are saying.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  She's skibbity.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're so skibbity.

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  Skibbity.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  Skibbity do da, skibbity day. Why oh why, wonder, wonder, bo skib.

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 9:08Andrew Santino?

  Skibbity slang term.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  What does it mean?

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  Youtube videos, filler word, like, uh, cool, bad, or dumb, so it means everything enough.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  All right, let me see if I can use it in a sentence.

• 9:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  Yo, man, did you poo poo on your face?

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  This?

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  No, no, this isn't poo, this is just, it's just a little bit of sunscreen.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're being skibbity. You should say, you have to say yes, you have to yes end it. Why, you don't know improv, you have to yes end the fucking thing, dude?

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  Why do I have poo on my face in this bit?

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  It's a sketch improv scenario.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  You could ask me anything, say, "Are you hungry?", I would've said yes. You said, "Do I poop on my face?"

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  No, because I was trying to make it foolish, like.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  Ask me again.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:43Andrew Santino?

  Ask me again.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  God, man.

• 9:45Andrew Santino?

  Sorry, ask me again.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  Do it again.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man, you got, uh...

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  No, do the same thing again.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Uh, uh, uh, you got chunky poo on your, peanut poo, on your face.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  I do?

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  You're doing it again, dude!

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  Give me a second.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  It's anti-comedy what you're doing.

• 10:06Andrew Santino?

  I'll do it.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yo, man, what a party.

• 10:10Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa. You have poo on your face.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do, man.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  You have skibbity poo all over your face.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm being skibbity.

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  You're skibbiting right now.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  Sick, dog.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we went all that way to get to there.

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  I know. I just had to foil the bit.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  How do you, what does skibbity mean?

• 10:25Speaker 04

  I have never said that word.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  But you know what it is?

• 10:28Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  You've seen it on the internet.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  What's some terms, we wanna learn terms, what do Filipino kids say?

• 10:33Speaker 04

  You can say, "Bo ang."

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  Bo ang.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  What does bo ang mean?

• 10:37Speaker 04

  No, it has to be harder. Bo ang.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  Bo ang.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Bo ang.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  Bo ang.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  What does it mean now? Bo bo ang. What?

• 10:44Speaker 04

  Crazy.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  You're being bo ang right now. Bo bo. Bo. You claim that you're too. Too fast. You're being bo ang.

• 10:51Speaker 04

  You guys are using it right, though.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Bo ang. Exactly. Bo ang. Cause we're smart.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  It's like somebody chokes you.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Bo ang. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:57Speaker 04

  Sounds like a chicken.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Sounds like a nut disease. Bo ang. Yeah, I'm sorry, sir, but you have bo ang.

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  I go, really? I'm both? Anyway.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  Give us more terms.

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  What are the Filipino kids saying right now?

• 11:13Speaker 04

  Like your, like your age is. My age?

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:17Speaker 04

  Oh, gi atay?

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Gi atay. Oh, God, let me guess what that means.

• 11:21Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Gi atay.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  Stinky feet.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  No, let me get, no, um.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're swimming in a bog.

• 11:27Andrew Santino?

  Poo on your face.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  You're swimming in a bog.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How come, whenever I say a suggestion, you bury me with fucking poo on the face?

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  What is going on with you today?

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  That's our relationship.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  All right, go.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I just threw it out. That wasn't good, what I said, right? But I'm just guessing.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  What is it? Say the word again.

• 11:44Speaker 04

  Gi atay. Gi atay.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Gi atay. Gi atay. Gi atay. Grandma, did you make some gi atay?

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's a good dish.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, that's the thing, um.

• 11:53Andrew Santino?

  No, it sounds good.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  You really? Gi atay. Yeah, how come you're walking so slow? Oh, my gi atay hurts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty good.

• 12:00Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 04

  It means shit.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  Actually, we were close.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Pretty close.

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  You got gi atay on your face.

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got gi atay on my face. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:07Speaker 04

  But it's more like, oh, shit, like, oh, I just did something.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I stepped, I stepped on a nail. Oh, gi atay!

• 12:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Oh, oh, oh.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  Gi atay what?

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  Gi atay oi. Ag atay oi. Ag atay oi. What's that mean? What's that mean?

• 12:21Speaker 04

  It's just an expression.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  We're learning everything new. I like it.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  Give us more.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Give us more.

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  Also, you like, you like, you like, uh, Sublime? I just noticed that.

• 12:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  You like them?

• 12:29Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  You know, they're playing again.

• 12:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:31Andrew Santino?

  His son is playing.

• 12:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  You don't know, you don't know that.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  She doesn't even know.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Do you know the songs, or?

• 12:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, some.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  Give us one.

• 12:39Speaker 04

  I don't know, Santeria or something.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  Sing it. I don't know it.

• 12:42Speaker 04

  No!

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  We don't know it. You have to tell us.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  We don't know. You have to say, I don't know anything about it. It was before my time.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  Way before my time.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm more into, you know, I mean, bok.

• 12:49Speaker 04

  Like it's before your time.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  You know, bok.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not, you're, you're Beethoven.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Saty.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Debussy.

• 12:54Andrew Santino?

  Ludwig.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Um, go, go ahead. There's the lyrics?

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  There it is. He brought them up.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:59Speaker 04

  Um, I don't practice Santeria. I ain't got no crystal ball. Well, I had a million dollars, but I, I'd spend it all.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Jules, next line?

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 13:13Speaker 05

  If I could find that Hannah. Hannah.

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  Wow, wow.

• 13:18Speaker 05

  And that Sancho that she's found.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  Sancho.

• 13:20Speaker 05

  Well, I'd pop a cap in Sancho.

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  Sancho.

• 13:23Speaker 05

  And I'd slap her down.

• 13:25Andrew Santino?

  Slap her down.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Down.

• 13:28Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  What does Sancho do? For you to put a cap in him?

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, let me tell you something. Sancho, Sancho is her new lover.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  That's his ex's lover.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I don't know the lyrics. Okay.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  Also, you know what bothered me about the song Forever?

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  You go up there? He says,

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  "I don't practice Santeria. Santeria is basically, it's card reading, tarot reading. It's the same thing. I don't have a crystal ball."

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  Got it. "Well, I had a million dollars," right?

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  "But I, I'd spend it all." So he said he had it, then he said if he did have it, he'd spend it.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  A Santeria is six point, $600,000. Right? Yeah. And a crystal ball, a high-end one, $400,000. So a million dollars is...

• 14:08Andrew Santino?

  That's a million.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is.

• 14:11Andrew Santino?

  That all adds up.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. If you want high-end, when I get it, I get high-end. I get it from Gandalf.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this one right there.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  I got my crystal ball from Gandalf.

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  No, you get your crystal ball from, uh, uh, huh? Andrica. Andrica.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Andrica.

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  Cause Andrica's...

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right.

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  ...came through on the show.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  And a Santeria, I get it black market.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you do?

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:29Andrew Santino?

  I'm getting everything on...

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  From a black person.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  I get it on the white market.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  You play retail.

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  I like the white market.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'd prefer the white market.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Can you buy Santerias in Philippines?

• 14:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  Are there palm tarot readers in the Philippines?

• 14:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, real ones.

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, real ones?

• 14:45Speaker 05

  Like, they're legit.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  We have real ones here?

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I think they have the legit ones.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  We have them too, dude. We have them on Ventura. There's like three of them that...

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  No, they have scars on their faces. They have the whole...

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, scary ones.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Filipino, oh, that one's real.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Look at that. Oh my, look at the fucking cards above. Just black figures like that. What does that mean?

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  One day you'll be black?

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  No. Jay-Z, Jay-Z.

• 15:09Speaker 05

  And like my aunt did a reading and then this old lady like she did like read her palms. And then the old lady was like, oh, you're being followed by this um Capre who wants to fuck you.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  What's a Capre?

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  What's a Capre?

• 15:24Speaker 05

  It's like an, it's like a, like a gorilla slash.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Carlos is a Capre. Is Carlos a Capre?

• 15:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, he smokes, uh, Capre smokes a lot.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:36Speaker 05

  But they live like in the trees.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  He's Cap- Capre.

• 15:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you weren't in the stands, you'd be Capre, for sure. King Capre.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  So wait, a Capre was following her, trying to attack her?

• 15:45Speaker 05

  Trying, no, fuck her cuz like he's, the Capre is like obsessed with her. That's what the.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  And did she ever, did the Capre ever get her?

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:54Speaker 05

  I don't think so, but then the old lady was like, you have to get out of town because this is like.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  That is Carlos.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  That's a Capre, dude? Wow, dude. Oh my god. Dude, dude, Capres are cool, bro.

• 16:10Andrew Santino?

  This is so rad.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he has an old, oh, there's another one. Doing karaoke. Oh, no, he's, he's blowing.

• 16:16Andrew Santino?

  That's definitely Carlos.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  That's Carlos.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  Look at his hairline.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a Capre, dude. Yeah, wow, dude.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  That's a hundred percent Carlos.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  That's a, that Capre, give me more Capre. Oh, right, that's, wow. Yeah, that's a fuck.

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  Have you guys ever seen a Capre around the Philippines?

• 16:32Speaker 05

  But I, no, but I saw the shadow of one.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I got a shadow of a Capre. Yeah, it couldn't have been a monkey, but.

• 16:39Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 16:40Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what's the difference between monkey shadow and Capre shadow?

• 16:43Speaker 05

  Capre is bigger. They're like huge.

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  Look, it's the size of a tree. Look at that guy. He's, look at the, look at the second photo that you brought up. Second one, he's sitting in a tree. I mean, look at that big naked guy in the tree.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You would be able to spot a Capre.

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  Why is he balding?

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  Why is the Capre balding?

• 16:58Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and what is he blowing on?

• 17:02Speaker 07

  He's smoking.

• 17:02Speaker 05

  That's.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  Wait, they smoke? They sit in the trees and they smoke?

• 17:06Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 17:07Speaker 07

  I would do that.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  This is a hundred percent you.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:09Speaker 07

  I would love to do that for him.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  Can we get that on a shirt?

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Are there, are there good Capres out there? Like, hey, I know, I'm gonna invite a friend to this party.

• 17:16Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Like, hey dude, Andrew.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  I have a friend.

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  Who, who is it?

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  It's a Capre.

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  You want him to come to my house?

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:23Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, what is he bringing?

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  You have trees at your house?

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, my whole front yard is filled with trees.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he'll be up there.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  Okay, all night?

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  All night long, yeah, yeah.

• 17:30Andrew Santino?

  You wanna come inside, man? Sitting in the trees all, the whole party?

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:36Andrew Santino?

  So this woman got chased by the Capre or it never happened?

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he would come inside.

• 17:40Andrew Santino?

  I mean, this is insane.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look at that.

• 17:42Andrew Santino?

  That's a little Filipino kid with one.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can you train to be a Capre? I mean, like if I was born in the Philippines?

• 17:48Speaker 05

  You were, you're supposed to be born, not trained to be a Capre.

• 17:51Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Could I be born? How do I be born to be, from another Capre?

• 17:55Andrew Santino?

  He's not allowed to dream?

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:57Andrew Santino?

  You're taking away his-

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  If I was a regular person, I couldn't dream to be a Capre? It's like, I wanna be a ninja too. Why can't I be a ninja?

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Why can't?

• 18:03Speaker 05

  No, I mean, you'd have to be big enough.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, how big? Oh, give us the details. How big are Capres?

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  Tall, dark figure, reaching up to 10 feet in height. That's pretty tall.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  They look like Michael Yo then?

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 18:16Speaker 07

  They're trickster figures who play pranks.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but they don't kill?

• 18:21Speaker 05

  I've heard they kill.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 18:22Andrew Santino?

  Go down, go show more. Let me see if they do kill.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  Capres are said-

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Appearance first.

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, Appearance says a Capre's tribe is tall, dark figure, sometimes reaching up to 10 feet in height. Depicted hairy humanoid with long legs. Capres are said to dwell in large trees, bamboo, mangoes, belate trees. They're also seen under these in passant forest. Mischievous, playing pranks on people, make you lose your way in the forest. And then you, all your shit disappears.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  Ssh, over here!

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, here.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  You love this. They have the power to remain invisible.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's why you can't see them?

• 18:53Andrew Santino?

  Children or people with a special third eye can see them.

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  Wow, they-

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  You have third eyes?

• 19:00Speaker 05

  I think so.

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  I feel like it's something that you would know.

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think you'd know by now.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  Like a tail, like you'd know if you had a tail. If you had a third eye, you'd know.

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can you really see aboritions and ghostly things?

• 19:15Speaker 05

  Not right now, but when I was younger and when I was living in the Philippines, like, I like, in my, our old house, I, I saw like an old lady, like, just floating. And I told my mom that and she was just like, oh, that's just nothing.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  You're just a Capre whore.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  Capre whore.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  Capre whore.

• 19:34Speaker 05

  But you know what?

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 19:36Speaker 05

  She can also feel if there's anything around a space. And there's nothing in your house, so that's good.

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, okay.

• 19:43Andrew Santino?

  There's nothing in his house.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait. Jules, you know this about your sister. She can feel what's in her space.

• 19:49Speaker 04

  No, like if there's anything in the space.

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  Any entity in the space. So in my house, there's no entity.

• 19:54Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  Do you know why?

• 19:56Speaker 04

  Why?

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  Because my entity is stronger.

• 19:58Andrew Santino?

  You seanced it, didn't you?

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  I seanced it out.

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:02Speaker 04

  Who's your entity?

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Name is Dave.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  You guys don't know him?

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  You don't know Dave?

• 20:08Speaker 04

  No, I haven't ever seen him.

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's there.

• 20:10Speaker 04

  Mm.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's better than a copper.

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  I want you to come over.

• 20:13Speaker 04

  What? I don't think so.

• 20:13Andrew Santino?

  I want you to come over and see if something is in my house. Now I think maybe I have an entity.

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  She has it. She has the ability.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  Because I'm telling you, some nights, when I go take the dog out to piss, I'll walk down the stairs and the dog and I will be walking. This happened twice. We'll be walking down the stairs to go outside. And we walk downstairs and we get to like the bottom to turn the corner and she'll stop and I'll stop. And I'll kind of, and I'll like feel, it feels really weird. And the dog will kind of stop and look inside the front room. And then she'll quietly move back to the door. But I can feel something is different. It's very strange. It's happened to me twice now.

• 20:46Bobby Lee?

  You know what happened to me, right?

• 20:47Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  When I was in Oklahoma City, this native guy picks me up because I was doing that movie.

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, "My friend, you have a spirit."

• 20:57Speaker 04

  Following you?

• 20:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, following you. And I go, because earlier that day, I saw a lamp in my hotel room. But I saw something flash to my right.

• 21:08Speaker 04

  Ah.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  Like a black figure. And I kept seeing, I called Kalila, actually.

• 21:12Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 21:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, remember? I called Kalila and I go, "I literally think that there's a spirit." And then he goes, "You must get sage." So I bought sage.

• 21:21Andrew Santino?

  Did it help?

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 21:22Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But he disappeared eventually.

• 21:26Andrew Santino?

  Wait, no, so how did you make it go away?

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm dating a witch.

• 21:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  That's why I think I'm dating a witch.

• 21:33Andrew Santino?

  Because you want all that shit gone?

• 21:34Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 21:34Speaker 04

  Does she sage you?

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she saged me out, dude.

• 21:37Speaker 04

  Sage.

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:39Speaker 04

  So there's this Reddit story. I forgot exactly how it went, but basically it was this guy. Um, he was talking about how he like, he lives a really good life. He has a wife and kids and stuff. But then he looks at the lamp on this, like the corner of his room. And then it starts to look weird. And then just everything that he knew just disappears.

• 21:59Andrew Santino?

  His family disappeared, his wife, his kid.

• 22:02Speaker 04

  It was all like, it was all like. An illusion.

• 22:05Bobby Lee?

  It is an illusion.

• 22:06Speaker 05

  But he lived through it.

• 22:07Bobby Lee?

  He lived through it.

• 22:08Speaker 05

  Like having family.

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 22:11Speaker 05

  Having kids.

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's like the inner light then.

• 22:22Bobby Lee?

  You have no idea what you're talking about. He's still pointing.

• 22:25Andrew Santino?

  I pointed.

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  He's still pointing at me like he knew. He knew what I was talking about. That was amazing. He goes, oh, yeah.

• 22:33Bobby Lee?

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• 22:48Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Like this brand, we're, we're baby compared to all these other ones. We sell a bunch of different merch for you guys. And you know what? They help so much. You want to boost sales with 99, 99.99% uptime and the best converting checkout on the planet? You'll never miss a sale again with Shopify. And if you're looking for your business to grow, you gotta use Shopify.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

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• 23:21Andrew Santino?

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• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  Go to Shopify.com/BadFriends. That's Shopify.com/BadFriends.

• 23:48Andrew Santino?

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• 23:50Bobby Lee?

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• 23:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 23:51Bobby Lee?

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• 23:53Andrew Santino?

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• 24:22Bobby Lee?

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• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc. Oh my God, my arm hurts from the roller blade.

• 25:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, look, you fell hard and I'm telling you now you can use Zocdoc. Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment today.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I guess we're talking about booking in-network appointments with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty from mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care and more.

• 25:24Andrew Santino?

  That's right. You can filter for doctors who take your insurance, located nearby and a good fit for any medical need you may have. Like a bruised elbow, like Bobby, or bruised tailbone, or bruised ego even. It doesn't really matter. Zocdoc has all that available. I moved to a new neighborhood and I got flustered about finding a new doctor and thanks to Zocdoc, I was able to find one in my area. And by the way, they can happen fast, these appointments, typically within just 24 to 72 hours of booking. And sometimes you can score same day appointments, which your boy was lucky enough to do.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Stop putting out those doctors appointments and go to zocdoc.com slash bad friends to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  That's zocdoc, Z O C D O C dot com slash bad friends. It's zocdoc.com slash bad friends.

• 26:08Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  That was insane, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:11Andrew Santino?

  Inner Light.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so Inner Light is a Star Trek.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Next Generation episode.

• 26:18Andrew Santino?

  Do it again.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 26:19Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what it's like?

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  It's like Inner Light.

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  No idea.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  So the, it's, so it's, you know, um, you know Adam Egan from the Comedy Store?

• 26:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  He hated Star Trek: Next Generation, right? But I told him to watch this episode called Inner Light. It's the second to last episode on season five.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  We, I feel like you told me about that.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've talked to you about this episode. But it's much like this episode, you know what I mean? Where Jean-Luc Picard lives a complete and a, a, a full life in 60 years, but only five minutes passed.

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  You know what that's like? That's like a mushroom trip.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:55Andrew Santino?

  That's happened to me on a mushroom trip. I've lived like five lives. Oh, yeah.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  If you ever, if you ever want to watch the best sci-fi episode of all time, I think that's the best TV episode of a sci-fi show.

• 27:07Andrew Santino?

  I need to watch it.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's incredible.

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  Where's it on? Is it still on the internet?

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can I explain to you the episode or not? Probably not.

• 27:12Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  Nah.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  It's certainly one of my passions, but okay.

• 27:18Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you, man, you, the, these girls have energy that.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  It's good.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's like the room feels different when they're here.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:25Andrew Santino?

  It's good.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  What's it feel?

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, it feel, it feels like.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  Chaotic.

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  It feels chaotic and like, yeah, it feels like fucking like jazz drums.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  It's like in Sinners. You ever see Sinners?

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it?

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, then why'd you say yes? What's wrong with you today, dude?

• 27:41Andrew Santino?

  Dude, the poo face thing, now I'm saying yes to everything.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  You want me to say yes?

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, I want you to say yes.

• 27:47Andrew Santino?

  Jeez.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you see Sinners?

• 27:48Speaker 05

  Michael B. Jordan is so hot in that movie.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  Which version of him?

• 27:51Andrew Santino?

  Stop with the horny shit.

• 27:52Speaker 05

  Both of them.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:53Speaker 05

  Both of them.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  I know. I've heard, because he plays himself twice, right?

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  He's so hot.

• 27:56Andrew Santino?

  Bring up photos of him without a shirt on.

• 27:57Speaker 05

  His arm.

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  Michael B. Jordan is jacked. He's such a good-looking guy. It's unbelievable.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 28:05Speaker 05

  Crazy.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Christ, that one's inappropriate.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  That's inappropriate, dude. Oh my God, imagine. Imagine.

• 28:14Andrew Santino?

  This is Jules wants his chocolate guy.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  She's looking for chocolate.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Have you had chocolate?

• 28:18Speaker 05

  No.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Would you do this, would you do this chocolate?

• 28:20Andrew Santino?

  She said last night.

• 28:21Speaker 05

  Yeah?

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 28:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  How many chocolates did you do? How many bars?

• 28:25Speaker 05

  A lot.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 28:27Speaker 05

  A lot.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:28Andrew Santino?

  Rudy, now, you're single. You can go date chocolate if you want.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  I, I think she's, I, honestly, can I be honest with you?

• 28:35Speaker 05

  Okay, go.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't think that does, that does interest to you.

• 28:39Speaker 05

  Dating?

• 28:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:40Speaker 05

  Like, right now?

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Anytime.

• 28:43Speaker 05

  I guess.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:45Andrew Santino?

  You dated, you dated for a long time, right?

• 28:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, I just wanna rest. But, it's like, I can still look at you.

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  Like you were jogging. Like she was jogging.

• 28:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  That's, I, I was 23 when I started stand-up, her age.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  Me too, same thing.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  And when I look at her, I go, "I was that young?"

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy, man.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Isn't it crazy?

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  It's fucking crazy.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  I was that young when I did it.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was 22, 23 when I started.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:07Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 29:08Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 29:08Speaker 06

  We got some submissions.

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so we got BBC submissions.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  What's BBC?

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  Big Black, huh?

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  And so, what, so we got BBC submissions to date Rudy? So who's this first guy?

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's see the first guy.

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  Let's see the first submission here.

• 29:22Speaker 06

  Uh, this guy's Sean Harris.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's 28.

• 29:25Speaker 05

  Aries?

• 29:26Andrew Santino?

  28, he's an Aries.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  What's up, Sean?

• 29:28Andrew Santino?

  Credit score's 720.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Uh, that's good.

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  Business credit 84, not bad. He's 6 feet tall, he's got a Honda Civic, working on it. He's an artist consultant, lives in Pennsylvania, travels New York a lot for work, that's, neither of those places are here. And Rudy, you're gorgeous, follow my IG. Uh, to the bad friends, love y'all, keep it up. Okay, so let's see.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  First photo.

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  This guy.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:49Andrew Santino?

  Alright, well, he's, he's out there, he's smoking weed, maybe?

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 29:53Speaker 05

  Smoking weed, not, not sure.

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he raps?

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  He raps?

• 29:56Speaker 05

  Oh, he's handsome!

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  How do you know from, what if his mouth was in there?

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  It's a microphone covering his whole face.

• 30:01Speaker 05

  But I, from I am good.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  What about this?

• 30:04Speaker 05

  Cute!

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah?

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  Smoking again.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  Smoking again.

• 30:07Speaker 06

  Better with a microphone on, huh?

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:10Speaker 06

  So this is his Instagram, this is actually one of his, uh...

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  This is one of his songs. Oh, here we go.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  No, he smokes too much.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  I think he smokes too much. Let's get a different contestant.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  But we do like him.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  We like him a lot. Very talented.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  You know what my problem with that guy is? Too cool.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, too cool.

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  Way too cool.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  Rudy's BBC dream. Next up is AFAM. Not sure how to do this. My credit is 653 and my dick passed my belly button soft. I love one piece. Tell it what up.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:42Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Any photos?

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  No. Oh, there he is.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no.

• 30:48Speaker 04

  How old is he?

• 30:50Andrew Santino?

  He's 52. I can't tell.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he loves horsies.

• 30:54Speaker 04

  He has a kid?

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's got.

• 30:55Speaker 04

  Why'd you see the horse first?

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  I just don't see a lot of black people on horses.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  Do you? I mean, let's.

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  Time out.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Do you see? What? Do you?

• 31:06Andrew Santino?

  Let me think about it.

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, just think about it. I've never seen a black guy on a horse. I've never seen a black guy skydiving.

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  Or drink coffee.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  Or drink coffee.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 31:16Andrew Santino?

  Okay, next up.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  We like him, though.

• 31:18Andrew Santino?

  This is for the girl BBC request. Ha ha ha. Her chocolate love. Tell her follow me on Insta.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Yep, here we go. Chocolate love.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  Can I? Can I ask something real fast?

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  They all put their credit score in there. Do we ask for that?

• 31:30Speaker 06

  I think you did.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  I think you did ask for it. Yeah, you're being protective.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, first of all, first of all.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's my friend. You guys are laughing at me. My friend said, I'm being protective. I want to make sure they have a bright future. And Jules can be taken care of.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 31:45Speaker 06

  You wanted to be specific.

• 31:47Andrew Santino?

  I said, what? You asked about that and the car. That's why they go. Well, I want to know. Do, do, okay. Does Jules want to date someone who's making less than 5,000 pesos a day?

• 31:57Speaker 04

  No.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  No. This is my case in point.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  There he is at a mall by a fountain.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  Bro, you walk into the West Covina Mall and you see that guy sitting on that fountain. What would you do?

• 32:10Speaker 04

  Run away.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  No, you wouldn't. You're like, let's get an aceable together or whatever.

• 32:14Andrew Santino?

  Go back to the mall photo real fast. I got to tell you the truth.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Look at those lips.

• 32:17Speaker 04

  Nice lips.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Nice lips.

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  Nice lips.

• 32:19Speaker 04

  Big lips.

• 32:20Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you, my, my guess is he is on break at the kiosk he works at and took that photo. That's a guess.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  What kiosk is it?

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  They probably.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. Look at me right now, dude.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, yes, yes. What kiosk is it?

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  I think they fix iPhones.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good.

• 32:37Speaker 04

  Nice tattoos, though. I just feel like he loves himself, too.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. Tattoos on the face.

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  Do you like tattoos on the face? You do?

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 32:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, alright.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:46Speaker 04

  But I feel like the, the title alone was just like, oh, BBC or Chris, ha ha.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  You don't like that ha ha, you don't like the ha ha part. I understand. You know what?

• 32:57Speaker 04

  And he's half naked in a parking lot.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, as a sister, you wouldn't approve.

• 33:01Speaker 04

  I wouldn't approve.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  I get that. Moving on, I get that. And very smart to say, the ha ha does throw you. Chance to meet Rudy. Hey, guys.

• 33:09Speaker 04

  He's white.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but can we, can we mix it? Can we mix it up a little bit?

• 33:13Speaker 04

  You can't have BBC and.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  He might have a big black dick. I don't know.

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  I may not have a BBC. Alright.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  Being white and all, but I'm 32. I think Rudy would have fun with me. My credit score is in the 700s. I drive a Lexus ES350, and I have a cruiser motorcycle. Let me stop you right there, pal. We're not letting our kid get on motorcycles.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Can we look at the photo? What if he has a WBC?

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  Let me see.

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  A white black hawk.

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  Let's see. Let's see if it has a white black hawk.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Zoom in.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, James Dean, dude.

• 33:45Speaker 04

  I took a screenshot of it.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 33:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 33:48Speaker 04

  The screenshot.

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, give me next photo? Oh, so you're interested? Nice, man. Hello, happy Thanksgiving. Right? You can imagine him saying that.

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  By the way, that definitely is a Thanksgiving photo.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:59Andrew Santino?

  There's the cruiser motorcycle.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  Alright, we're gonna unfortunately pass.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna pass on that.

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna pass. For Rudy's love, this next guy is a 2561 black guy. I love how he just wrote, I'm 2561 black guy. 690 credit score with a 2016 Mustang GT. Uh, he's in North Carolina. He's in school to be a doctor.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 34:20Andrew Santino?

  A doctor, wait for it, in physical therapy. Alright, so it's not, it's a doctor.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  What do you think he's leaning toward? Doctor or physical therapy?

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  It's physical therapy. Is this him?

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  My man.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  My man.

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  I need PT, so maybe we can hook this up. He's a child of God. That is good to know.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  That's really good.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  There he is, there he is on Main Street. Just doing his thing.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  He's doing his thing, this guy, dude.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  Dude, that, go to the slide before. It was literally just like seconds before, go one more. It was just like, this is like all the same day.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Zoom in, zoom in. What do you think he's doing there?

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  Bro.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  What do you think?

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  It's just, it's, it's like, this is like moments later, he took these photos.

• 35:00Speaker 04

  People my age post stuff like this.

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  Like, seconds later, he took the same photo?

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  Go back to that photo, the first one?

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  It's like a slide of time, it's a chronological, the-

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  What is he, what is he looking for on the ground there?

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  You tell me, bud.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, bud.

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  No, bud.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm laying it up to you.

• 35:16Andrew Santino?

  No, bud.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  What is he looking for on the ground?

• 35:17Andrew Santino?

  You tell me.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  No, you tell me, my friend.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  You tell me.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  No, um, he dropped his keys.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he did?

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  Is that what's down there?

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, but do we like this guy?

• 35:28Speaker 04

  He's okay, but all his pictures is like, of his back.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  He means, he likes his back?

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  He has a great back, dude.

• 35:33Andrew Santino?

  Kid's got a good back.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  And he always has scripture on his back.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:37Speaker 04

  I have a guy who dresses, I mean, I have a classmate who dresses like this.

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, you have a guy? What did you mean by that?

• 35:43Speaker 04

  I have a guy classmate who dresses like that.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  This guy loves words on a shirt.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  And this guy, what is he, what kind of shirts does he wear, your guy classmate?

• 35:52Speaker 04

  The ones with the words on your back.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  What does the word say, Issa?

• 35:55Speaker 04

  I don't know, I forgot. I don't look at this guy all the time.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you though, I like this guy. That last shirt he just had, I really liked.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  What does it say?

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  It's a dear person behind me, the world is a better place with you in it.

• 36:06Speaker 04

  Aww.

• 36:07Andrew Santino?

  I like that kind of stuff. We like that kind of stuff. That means his heart is good.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:12Andrew Santino?

  You know?

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  But you don't like him, do you?

• 36:14Speaker 04

  I'm not vibing.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Okay, move on, no vibe. Alright, I'm from Canada, I was just there.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  Maybe I can get a date with Rudy. He's in Edmonton, Alberta.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  I'd rather date the dog.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  I'd rather date the dog.

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  So.

• 36:38Speaker 04

  Ooh!

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, what the fuck is that?

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  That's Josh, he's half-black, half-black, half-native. Find, and go up-

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, that's the guy, dude.

• 36:48Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  Look at him. Look at, oh my god.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  Does he do stand up? Is that what that is?

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, he also did. He can't memorize his jokes. He's reading it off his phone.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  Wait, go down to the next one.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:05Speaker 07

  That's it.

• 37:05Andrew Santino?

  Okay, where's his Instagram?

• 37:06Speaker 07

  He didn't leave it.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  Fuck, Rudy, this might, uh, we might have to put the brakes on that.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  We might have to put the brakes on that.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  He's a long face.

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  He's a long, yeah, quite a long face.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, quite a long face. Anything else?

• 37:18Speaker 07

  Nothing. Well, we have other applications.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, please, more, please.

• 37:22Speaker 07

  This is Gary Nelson.

• 37:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay, first of all, that's not a black guy. Gary?

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  I bet he is.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  Find out if Jules would be up for 2BWC.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  Big white cock.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's a white guy.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, let's look.

• 37:37Andrew Santino?

  Send a video, you said, to Gary. Ha ha. Here you go, bud.

• 37:41Speaker 04

  This is like a video of him jerking off.

• 37:43Andrew Santino?

  It fucking better not be.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  It better not be, or I'll get angry.

• 37:48Speaker 07

  Hey, bad friends family. The reason I think I'd be a good match for Rudy is I'm obsessed with One Piece. I love how gross she is. I love how she doesn't have a filter. We're both on the spectrum, most likely. I have a fat dog.

• 38:05Speaker 04

  Aww.

• 38:05Speaker 07

  And a fat cat over there eating some food. And I've got a big white dick.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Hold on.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  I, I.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  We're the parents.

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. That's, first of all.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm all in.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  First of all.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm all in. As a parent.

• 38:24Andrew Santino?

  I only have one big fear.

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 38:25Speaker 04

  What?

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  Go back to it and don't play it, just, oh, yeah, okay.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Push pause.

• 38:29Andrew Santino?

  Pause. Now, now, like, scan to when he scans the room. Okay, ready?

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's, look at the background.

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay, okay, up when he goes back up again there.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Stop, pause?

• 38:38Andrew Santino?

  Stop.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What is going on back here?

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  This is a basement.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're right.

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  And that is scary to me.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  And let me say something. Who lives above?

• 38:46Andrew Santino?

  Parents. Parents, mom and dad.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, mom and dad.

• 38:49Andrew Santino?

  Now, the only thing that would give that away is not a basement in a weird turn of events is that is a doggy door. It'd be weird to have a doggy door in the basement. But I will say.

• 39:00Speaker 07

  For the cat.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 39:02Speaker 07

  It's for the cat. He can run.

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  You're, you're.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I, I don't think it is a basement. Oh, yeah.

• 39:11Speaker 05

  He's a cat and dog too.

• 39:24Speaker 04

  No, that was understandable.

• 39:26Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much. You're a regular.

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  You're a regular.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  You're a regular on this show.

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  He said that was understandable.

• 39:32Speaker 04

  Cause you were like, oh, that's a doggy door. And he was like, oh, it's for cats.

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude. You get it. In the Philippines, you understand.

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  Broke my fucking head.

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm down too hard. Okay, let me tell you something.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  Cut it out.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  Cut it out.

• 39:50Andrew Santino?

  Cut it the fuck out.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:51Andrew Santino?

  We're trying to do an investigation here for Rudy's sake.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Cat, why didn't you say squirrel?

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. That's a hamster door.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hamster door. Come on, guy.

• 39:59Andrew Santino?

  That's a door for him.

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  We're going to all the fucking species.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  So tell me, is this guy of interest?

• 40:03Speaker 04

  I like that he has a cat and a dog.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  And a fat dog. Fat dog is cool.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  Fat dick?

• 40:07Andrew Santino?

  Fat dick.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  Fat dick, dude.

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay, all right, sweetheart, sweetheart.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sorry, sorry.

• 40:11Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, honey.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  Okay, baby.

• 40:13Speaker 04

  It's my mom.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 40:14Speaker 04

  It's my mom.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  I am.

• 40:15Andrew Santino?

  She is.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  That's so obvious. She's your mom. Go to the next applicant, please. Well, we'll put him on hold.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, who's this next guy coming over?

• 40:23Speaker 04

  He has, he doesn't even, he didn't even say anything.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  So, um, we're gonna meet Zach.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'd love, I'd love to.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Honey, honey.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  Yes, sweetheart.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna meet Zach.

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  I hope Jules picks right. Oh, my god.

• 40:33Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 40:35Andrew Santino?

  Pause.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  What, what are we, in Gaza?

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Why can't I say that?

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  He can. He can. All right, here we go.

• 40:43Speaker 07

  Don't judge me, man. I, I watched your shows in the shower. I don't touch myself too.

• 40:49Speaker 04

  He's naked.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:50Speaker 07

  To Bobby in the shower. I just watch your shows in the shower anyways. Uh, Rudy, yeah, 100%, 100%, yo. Honestly, we want her on the BBC side. I've talked to a few of the BBC community members.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  He's English.

• 41:05Speaker 07

  And we were thinking like Rudy Jules, like she'd be a great part of the community. Um, let's just, let's just, let's just exclude Bobby from this conversation for just a second.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, stop, push pause, push pause. Hey, guy, what's your obsession with me?

• 41:19Andrew Santino?

  I should mention you three times.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, there's some sexual tension between me.

• 41:23Speaker 04

  I think he wants you.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think it's about you, I think it's about me. And no, thank you, dude.

• 41:28Speaker 04

  I think you should go with him. He's really funny and I like how he's like kinda nervous to talk about my sister.

• 41:35Speaker 05

  You think he's funny?

• 41:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's kind of funny.

• 41:38Speaker 06

  He's trying to be funny.

• 41:38Speaker 04

  No, he's funny.

• 41:40Andrew Santino?

  God, the humor, no. The level of humor in the youth.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:45Andrew Santino?

  Alright, let's go to the next guy.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Next one, please.

• 41:47Andrew Santino?

  I don't think we can have you get that guy.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  Zach, hi Zach.

• 41:49Andrew Santino?

  We liked him, though. Zach, we love.

• 41:50Speaker 04

  Handsome.

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  We love you, Zach.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  You're handsome, Zach.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  This guy has a 2022 Chevy Camaro, put that in the subject line. Hope Rudy likes my car, if not, uh, please show it on the next episode.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, his photo's gonna be bad, I think.

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  It's a video, I think, yeah? Jamal.

• 42:07Speaker 04

  I hate car guys.

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, already. Oh, another back, okay. Oh, he can do that. He can do a figure eight on the freeway. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  I know you want to BBC, I'm the next best thing, big brown weenie, ah, a BBW. Big brown weenie, I'm trying to fall in love with Rudy. I'm 26 years old and I live in East LA. Okay, this one's finally in Los Angeles.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude.

• 42:36Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Honey, I really like him.

• 42:38Andrew Santino?

  You like him?

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:39Andrew Santino?

  He's spicy.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  He's spicy, well, zoom in. To his face.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  He's flicking off the camera.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, his attitude, his attitude is a little aggressive. Is there another photo?

• 42:49Speaker 06

  He sent a video, but it's just like him at a party.

• 42:52Andrew Santino?

  Let's see.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  We love to see party people party.

• 42:54Andrew Santino?

  Love to see parties.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna see how he parties.

• 43:00Andrew Santino?

  You'd like to see him party, sweetheart?

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  If he parties hard, there he is. Oh, shit.

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's got good.

• 43:06Speaker 04

  It's like an anime party.

• 43:08Andrew Santino?

  He's got good friends.

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  Good friend, look at him.

• 43:12Andrew Santino?

  I actually think this is a smart move. He's showing you that he has fun. People around him.

• 43:16Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, I don't know.

• 43:17Andrew Santino?

  A girl is sitting on a fridge. I think this is actually very intelligent.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  Let me see the girl on the fridge.

• 43:22Andrew Santino?

  It's a girl on a counter.

• 43:23Speaker 04

  He's so cute.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at her. He's so scared.

• 43:26Speaker 04

  No, she's so cute.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 43:28Andrew Santino?

  That guy.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  Look at the Groucho. Groucho's at the party? From Sesame Street?

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  Everybody's here.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  Everyone's here. Bernie, Ernie, everybody. Look at this guy. A young, uh, what's his name?

• 43:41Andrew Santino?

  How come there wasn't a Mexican character on Sesame Street?

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Groucho.

• 43:47Andrew Santino?

  Who the fuck is Groucho?

• 43:48Speaker 06

  Oscar.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  Oscar, I mean. I mean Oscar.

• 43:50Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Groucho.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  Oscar, I mean, yeah, yeah.

• 43:54Andrew Santino?

  Oscar, so...

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  Who's Groucho? Who's Groucho?

• 43:56Speaker 06

  Groucho Marx?

• 43:57Andrew Santino?

  Marx? Groucho Marx? Marx Brothers?

• 43:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, okay.

• 43:59Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute. Oscar wasn't Latin? He wasn't Mexican?

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, think about, play, play Oscar and let's just close your eyes and see what he is.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  Just close your eyes. Okay, visually, visually, what is he?

• 44:15Speaker 06

  Mexican.

• 44:17Andrew Santino?

  Why do you say that?

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  You Spanish oppressor piece of shit, dude.

• 44:21Andrew Santino?

  Why do you say that, you oppressor?

• 44:21Speaker 06

  It just has good style.

• 44:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay, nice try, pig.

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, nice fucking try.

• 44:26Andrew Santino?

  Let's do a video so I can hear what he sounds like.

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  I forgot what he sounds like.

• 44:35Speaker 01

  This is over with.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, Oscar, thank you for coming to the LA Times to answer our very important questions.

• 44:41Speaker 01

  You're not welcome.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I already know. A fentanyl white.

• 44:47Andrew Santino?

  Uh, Fenty White.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:48Andrew Santino?

  Fenty White.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  Right, a Fenty White?

• 44:51Andrew Santino?

  You know, what do you think he is, girls?

• 44:54Speaker 04

  I don't even know.

• 44:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, white.

• 44:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:57Andrew Santino?

  Play it right there.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 45:00Speaker 01

  Years that I'm quite fond of. But, uh, Groucho's motto is, "Your next piece of trash..."

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  Could be your best piece of trash. He's an old timey hobo.

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's an old timey guy.

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, old timey hobo.

• 45:11Andrew Santino?

  Old white guy, yeah. He hops on a train, a boxcar train.

• 45:13Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, exactly.

• 45:14Andrew Santino?

  With the thing and the...

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  He's a leg missing for some reason?

• 45:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  He wasn't even in a war?

• 45:18Andrew Santino?

  Is that the last BBC?

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I think we have one more. Let's see it.

• 45:22Andrew Santino?

  Aaron Taylor, Anaheim, 6'2".

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 45:26Andrew Santino?

  He says, "Full sack."

• 45:28Speaker 05

  What does that mean?

• 45:29Andrew Santino?

  Full sack. He's, he's, I think he's, he's got a full sack.

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's filled with other things.

• 45:34Andrew Santino?

  Credit score 580, not great.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Not great.

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee. He met Bobby Lee in a 7-Eleven.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's where I meet my black eyes.

• 45:45Andrew Santino?

  At 7-Eleven?

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, every time.

• 45:47Andrew Santino?

  There he is with his mom.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, great.

• 45:49Speaker 05

  He's cute.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  He's so cute.

• 45:51Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  Whoa!

• 45:54Andrew Santino?

  Like we're surprised he can do that?

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  I would expect that.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, he loves sunsets!

• 46:01Andrew Santino?

  That one I like.

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  That's a good...

• 46:01Speaker 05

  He likes the beach!

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  Honey, that's great. He loves sunsets.

• 46:05Speaker 05

  How old is he?

• 46:06Andrew Santino?

  He looks like he's...

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  This one's from five years ago.

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  So, oh, right, right.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's okay. Give me another one? Uh, that's it, but we do, he, uh, he left some of his music in here.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  They all leave their music.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm like in the ocean, like Avatar style. I'm swimming with those... Yeah.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  There's a mermaid. No, that's not. Oh. It's my lover.

• 46:31Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Hey. It's my lover.

• 46:35Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm blue in the ocean.

• 46:38Speaker 06

  Flying through the ocean, I'm blue.

• 46:46Andrew Santino?

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• 46:47Bobby Lee?

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• 46:55Andrew Santino?

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• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Factor meals arrive fresh and ready to eat. I love them, Andrew. They're so delicious.

• 47:20Andrew Santino?

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• 47:20Bobby Lee?

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• 47:24Andrew Santino?

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• 47:35Bobby Lee?

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• 47:40Andrew Santino?

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• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  That's code badfriends50off at factormeals.com slash badfriends50off for 50% off plus free shipping.

• 47:55Andrew Santino?

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• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  Talkspace. You know what? Um, my dad used to beat me.

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  I know that.

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  I had a lot of trauma growing up and I, I went to the best place to get therapy, which is Talkspace.

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  Um, it's really good. Um, it can be challenging to find and meet with a therapist that's not the right fit. Can you agree with that?

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Talkspace, the leading virtual therapy provider, makes getting the help you need easy, accessible and affordable. Talkspace therapy and psychiatry are covered by many insurance plans and employers, including TriCare for active duty veterans and their dependents. Most insured members have a $0 copay. Now Bob and I both believe in therapy. We think it's very important and I do think people need to talk out some of their problems. You let them fester, you let them bubble up and then what happens Bob? Then you scream at the woman at Ralph's.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 48:43Andrew Santino?

  And then you end up on the news.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:45Andrew Santino?

  And you can easily sign up online. Get paired with a licensed provider. That's the right fit for your needs. Typically within 48 hours, you can also switch providers at no extra cost.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Talkspace makes getting help convenient because you can take your appointments from the comfort and privacy of your own home.

• 48:59Andrew Santino?

  That's right. You can take it from your car, from your bathtub, from your rooftop, from the street corner, from your buddy's house. Whatever you want. You can even talk it out between sessions, sending messages to your therapist. And Talkspace provides personalized treatment for individuals, couples, LGBTQIA+ community veterans and teens. Everybody under the sun this summer.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

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• 49:28Andrew Santino?

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• 49:44Speaker 00

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• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  That's what I came up with? I'm a player.

• 50:10Andrew Santino?

  Flying through the ocean, I'm blue.

• 50:13Speaker 06

  And that's it.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I fucking...

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  I love that guy.

• 50:15Andrew Santino?

  That beat is great.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  He's my number one.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  Me too.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  I think he's my number one. Would you go on a date with him?

• 50:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  All right, Aaron, we'll set it up.

• 50:22Andrew Santino?

  The funniest part is, he had the worst credit score and the oldest car. But the beat's so good, we love him.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And it looks cute.

• 50:28Speaker 06

  That's the picture, like every girl.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's with his mom, and I don't know who the other lady was.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  But the mom is key.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  But they were happy.

• 50:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  They were really happy.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  And that's all that matters.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  That's all that matters.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  Are you happy?

• 50:40Speaker 05

  I'm happy.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  Are you happy?

• 50:42Speaker 04

  I think he looks...

• 50:43Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good, yeah.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah.

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  Just diverts the question.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  You think he looks what?

• 50:46Speaker 04

  I think he looks a lot like, um...

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Kendrick Lamar.

• 50:49Speaker 04

  Our brother.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  He looks like your brother?

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 50:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, you don't see it?

• 50:53Speaker 05

  No.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 50:55Speaker 04

  Really? No, I'm just saying, he just looks a lot like our brother.

• 50:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, but don't say that.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, don't say that.

• 51:00Speaker 04

  He reminds me of my brother.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, anyway.

• 51:02Speaker 06

  He doesn't follow the Bad Friends account, so we can't call him. But if he wants to call him...

• 51:05Speaker 04

  Oh, that's nice, too, that he doesn't follow. And he's not a fan.

• 51:10Speaker 06

  You don't want...

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  What are you trying to do here? You're... She's a wedge. She doesn't want it to happen. Do you see that?

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  Swimming in the ocean, I'm blue. Swimming in the ocean, I'm blue.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm Avatar.

• 51:25Andrew Santino?

  Swimming in the ocean, I'm blue.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  Blue. Swimming toward my lover, I like it, I like it.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  No, swimming toward my lover, I do.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:43Andrew Santino?

  We liked him.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  We like him a lot.

• 51:44Andrew Santino?

  Too bad, we can't call you.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  We can't call you, guy. So I feel like you're a wedge. I feel like you're being more picky than her.

• 51:52Speaker 04

  Well, yeah.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 51:54Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 51:54Speaker 04

  Because I'm the sister.

• 51:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but what do you give a shit?

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't even live here.

• 51:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:58Speaker 04

  No, but I call her.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  All the time.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so when you're in the Philippines, how many days a week do you guys call?

• 52:04Speaker 04

  We never call.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  Like, months will go by?

• 52:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  It's just texting.

• 52:07Speaker 04

  Just text.

• 52:08Andrew Santino?

  But you text every day?

• 52:09Speaker 04

  No.

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  Like, once a week?

• 52:11Speaker 04

  No.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Once a month?

• 52:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  That's interesting about siblings. How often do you talk to your brother?

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Like, once a month.

• 52:20Andrew Santino?

  I called my sister today. I do think I try. We've connected more as our parents have gotten older.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:25Andrew Santino?

  That is a big piece of it.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, because I used to hate Issa.

• 52:29Andrew Santino?

  You used to hate her?

• 52:30Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 52:32Speaker 04

  I just, like, I was just annoyed at her. Like, I would just beat her up and just...

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  Can you beat her up any... You can't beat her up anymore?

• 52:38Speaker 04

  Not anymore.

• 52:40Andrew Santino?

  Because you're stronger than her, aren't you?

• 52:42Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  I want to see you guys fight so bad.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  So Issa, do you have a high school love? You're in high school still, right?

• 52:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You have a senior next year?

• 52:51Speaker 04

  No, I'm a junior next year.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  At seventeen?

• 52:55Speaker 04

  No, because I had to repeat a grade.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 52:57Andrew Santino?

  Which one?

• 52:58Speaker 04

  I had to repeat seventh grade.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 53:00Speaker 04

  Because I was depressed. I wasn't dumb!

• 53:06Speaker 04

  I wasn't dumb, guys.

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:11Andrew Santino?

  You're being mean.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  I am?

• 53:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I was just seeing if you could finish it.

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  Say sorry.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Can you finish it? A, B, okay.

• 53:19Speaker 04

  No, I had to say sorry.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Issa.

• 53:22Andrew Santino?

  You were depressed?

• 53:23Speaker 04

  I was really depressed.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  It was your emo stage?

• 53:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  I feel you.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  So you never went to school?

• 53:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, I... You stopped for a year. Yeah, I went to school for, like, half of the school year, and my school was like, they were doing, it was mental month, mental health month, and then we were doing this, um, this forum thing, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna answer it properly. So I answered it properly, and then they called my parents.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  And said what?

• 53:49Speaker 04

  They're like, oh, you need to get your, you need to get your daughter out of school.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, because it was that bad?

• 53:55Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  What were you, I mean, sometimes we talk about serious things. I was just wondering, like, I mean, are you through all that hardship?

• 54:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what happened? Did you go to therapy? I mean, what happened?

• 54:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, I went to therapy.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:07Speaker 04

  And I was on antidepressants.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Which one?

• 54:10Speaker 04

  I don't know, I forgot. But I forgot that, I mean, I remember that it was a lot.

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  I was on it. I took them for a while.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  You did?

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  I hated it.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  Because your parents are, you know, I know your mother well. Your father's a lawyer.

• 54:25Speaker 04

  A judge.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  A judge? Oh, fuck.

• 54:27Andrew Santino?

  Huge difference.

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  He was a lawyer when I met him, no?

• 54:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:31Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know he upgraded to judge. He's a judge now?

• 54:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  So your father's a judge and you just have good genes? You mean, because your, honey is, your mother is hilarious.

• 54:42Speaker 04

  She's crazy.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  And crazy and fun.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  We love her.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  We love her. And I love your dad, he's very stoic. You know? So you have good, you know, family? Right? You have a beautiful sister and two brothers and... You have a dog at home?

• 54:57Speaker 04

  I have a lot of dogs at home.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  How many?

• 55:00Speaker 04

  I have six, no, seven.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Seven dogs? Holy shit.

• 55:03Andrew Santino?

  That's a lot. Any of them fat?

• 55:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Do you know, do you know those dogs or no?

• 55:09Speaker 04

  I grew up with two of the, uh, three of the dogs. But then when I left, I, they got more.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  It's too many dogs.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Way too many.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it's too many dogs. What's the max dog? Three?

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  In America?

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  The must, most pets you can have, I think, is three or four in California.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, no, no. Three is number of dogs. Four is number of combo pet, to me.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  You can have as many as you want.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:38Andrew Santino?

  Los Angeles County legal limit for dog household is four.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  All right, but that's, but, that's what I'm saying. But to me, three is the most dogs you should have. And if you have a cat, that's it. Four, you're done. Four animals and you're done.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have five.

• 55:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna call the cops.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:56Andrew Santino?

  The legal limit for the number of dogs you hold in this household in Chicago is five. Illinois, five.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  Good, way to go, Chicago.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you ladies something real quick, just about our house. You know, how long does cat vomit need to sit before you clean it?

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's a timeline?

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's a timeline? Because you know, you've been doing three or four days now. And you, are you waiting for it to harden or what?

• 56:14Speaker 05

  Have you seen the house? It's clean. We cleaned it last night.

• 56:18Andrew Santino?

  Is that how you talk to?

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. That's exactly what it is.

• 56:21Andrew Santino?

  That's insane.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't charge rent.

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Alright?

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  Five thousand pesos.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  I provide them whatever they fucking want, right? And that's the way they talk to me, dude.

• 56:29Speaker 05

  I'm just saying, why are you complaining? There's no, there's no mess.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but I'm just saying that for two days, there was cat vomit by my bedroom door.

• 56:38Speaker 05

  How?

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  How what?

• 56:40Speaker 05

  You could, you can't clean it?

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  I, I, I.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  It's gotten so out of control.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's bad.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  It's really bad.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  It's so bad, dude.

• 56:52Speaker 05

  Because aren't they your cats too?

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  Dad! I'm so angry. I can't control myself. Oh my god. So, um. You know, I don't want to get rageful right now.

• 57:08Andrew Santino?

  I do, I want you to.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  You really do?

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because she's pushing all your buttons.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright, so.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go. Alright, so number one, right?

• 57:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  When you were in high school, right?

• 57:20Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  Alright, how long did you live in my house?

• 57:23Speaker 05

  Like, three years?

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you pay any rent?

• 57:28Speaker 05

  No.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  That's big.

• 57:30Andrew Santino?

  That's huge.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Whenever we go out and eat, right? Do I pay every meal?

• 57:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever picked up a tab?

• 57:38Speaker 05

  No.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did I invite you to be a part of one of the biggest podcasts on planet earth?

• 57:43Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 57:44Speaker 05

  Uh, I think the two Andrew did.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  I did.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I did. But that being said.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  You're my partner, so we did together.

• 57:53Speaker 05

  Beep boop boop.

• 57:53Andrew Santino?

  Bop bop bop.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, alright, okay, alright.

• 57:56Speaker 05

  How is this relevant, though?

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow. You know what I mean? I'm just asking, right?

• 58:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm just asking, can you please?

• 58:03Speaker 05

  Because you're talking about cats and their vomit.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Can you please, when you see that, you know what I mean? Because, you know, I've been so generous and open, right? Then maybe clean it, fast.

• 58:13Speaker 05

  I do clean it, but.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  You let it dry for two weeks.

• 58:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, because you have to let it dry, because I don't want to get it when it's wet. It's gross.

• 58:20Andrew Santino?

  How often do cats throw up?

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  A lot.

• 58:23Speaker 05

  Our cats throw up a lot.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  A lot.

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  Why is that?

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  I overfeed them.

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  Right. Okay.

• 58:28Speaker 05

  So it's mainly your fault, so you, mm.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Mm, what?

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  What, what giggly?

• 58:36Speaker 05

  I think, I think you need to start from where the problem is.

• 58:40Andrew Santino?

  Where's the problem?

• 58:42Speaker 05

  You overfeed the cats.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  Heavy.

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  So many buttons you guys are putting.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what, what are you talking about? No, I wanna say something, okay? And yes, I, you know, Goby and Julio, they're getting fat, why?

• 59:01Speaker 05

  Because of you!

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, why?

• 59:04Speaker 05

  You feed them a whole chicken.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 59:07Speaker 05

  From Zanku?

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  No, not from Zanku.

• 59:10Speaker 05

  What is it?

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  From Kismet Rotisserie Chicken.

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Kismet Rotisserie?

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  Rotisserie, yeah.

• 59:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, delicious.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  One of the best, right?

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's delicious.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  I get, I buy them a whole chicken.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sure.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  And I feed that to them.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't, that makes sense.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm the bad guy?

• 59:23Speaker 05

  But then Attika Lai said you can't feed them that.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're co-owners. Right? Why does her, why does she trump, what I have to fucking, what I do?

• 59:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm so mad I can't even talk, dude. Why, how come, it's fifty fifty, right?

• 59:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:39Speaker 05

  Because of Attika Lai!

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, what, what, she's the Empress?

• 59:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  No, she's not, I'm the king.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  They both said yes at the same time.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 59:47Andrew Santino?

  Do you not respect him at all as the king?

• 59:49Speaker 05

  We, he's not the king.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow, dude, wow, dude.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 59:58Speaker 05

  Attika is like the king and you're like...

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm like what?

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  She's the king.

• 1:00:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, I...

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so what am I, in Games of Thrones, you saw Games of Thrones, right?

• 1:00:06Speaker 05

  Game of Thrones?

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:07Andrew Santino?

  No, it's called Games of Thrones. Here on Bad Friends, it's Games of Thrones.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  All right, you saw Game of Thrones, right? Who am I in Games of Thrones?

• 1:00:15Speaker 05

  You're like, who's that, um, the Cersei's, um, son?

• 1:00:20Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  Joffrey.

• 1:00:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm Joffrey?

• 1:00:22Speaker 05

  You're all talk, but then it's Cersei's...

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  No bite, all bite?

• 1:00:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, no bite.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  No bite.

• 1:00:27Andrew Santino?

  You think that's Bobby Lee?

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  That's me, the evil one. Okay, and who's Kalad then in it?

• 1:00:33Speaker 05

  I guess Cersei.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  She's Cersei, right? She's evil as well, probably worse.

• 1:00:38Andrew Santino?

  Significantly.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I am, dude, in that world? Jon Snow. Yeah.

• 1:00:42Speaker 05

  Jon Snow?

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  You're, oh, you're Jon Snow.

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm the Snow.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm Tyrion Lannister.

• 1:00:45Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the little guy.

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  That makes sense.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  Really good advice.

• 1:00:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm the Hand.

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  Wise, smart, helpful.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  And, and by the way...

• 1:00:54Speaker 05

  Hot!

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  Tyrion Lannister?

• 1:00:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  You think, wait, you think Peter Dinklage is hot?

• 1:01:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Andrew Santino?

  Would you?

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  You would date Peter Dinklage?

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  Now, who is that?

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's Andreas for sure.

• 1:01:08Speaker 06

  No, that's Bobby.

• 1:01:09Andrew Santino?

  You think that's Bobby?

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's Andreas for sure. You're not right.

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  You're trying to put that up, you, you're trying to say that's him?

• 1:01:14Speaker 06

  No, no, no. They say it.

• 1:01:16Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, you said-

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  I just-

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. Yeah, that's not, that's you, dude. And then, um, you know who Carlos is? Ramsay Bolton.

• 1:01:30Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're Ramsay Bolton.

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  The crack addict?

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  Ramsay, you are. And who's McCon?

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I already know who he is, because I rewatched the series.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  Who is-

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  I went from one to eight again.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  Who is he?

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  He's fucking the, the baker.

• 1:01:47Speaker 06

  Oh, the fat kid?

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  The fat baker kid. Yeah, yeah, just not, like, an NPC, not really in the show. You know what I mean? That, that's you, dude. Like, what's his name?

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  You know, he has night terrors.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so that's you, um, McCon.

• 1:02:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let's hear, can you do an English accent?

• 1:02:08Speaker 06

  What should I say?

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good, dude.

• 1:02:11Andrew Santino?

  But be a baker.

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We're, okay, we're at a bakery-

• 1:02:14Speaker 06

  Oh, Bobby, you're back again?

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we're at a bakery. We're, that's pretty good. We're at a bakery.

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  We're at a bakery. Ding-a-ding-a-ding.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Hello, sir.

• 1:02:21Speaker 06

  Oh, hello.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  What do you have fresh?

• 1:02:24Speaker 06

  We've got some fresh buns right here for you.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  What kind of buns?

• 1:02:29Speaker 06

  Grain, grain buns.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Honey, they have grain buns here?

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  I don't like this guy's grain buns.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  The grain buns are fucking disgusting.

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  They're terrible.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  What else have you got?

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what else do you got?

• 1:02:41Speaker 06

  We got a croissant.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh. We love France.

• 1:02:45Andrew Santino?

  Bullshit.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, show us the croissant.

• 1:02:47Speaker 06

  I only have grain buns. I don't, I was lying.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Are, are English kids, are you, what, what does, what does our English kids want? Hello?

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  What do you two want to eat?

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you want to-

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  Order from the man.

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Order from the man.

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  Go on!

• 1:03:00Speaker 05

  I don't want them grain buns.

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, uh, yeah, she, her accent is there. And our other daughter, who's, you know, a little eccentric. You know what I mean? And, um, got the tism.

• 1:03:12Andrew Santino?

  You want grain buns or not?

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you want grain buns or not?

• 1:03:15Speaker 05

  Do you guys have an English muffin?

• 1:03:20Andrew Santino?

  Our oldest one is-

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  You went to boarding school?

• 1:03:26Andrew Santino?

  Sorry, lads.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, in...

• 1:03:28Andrew Santino?

  All right, outside with you.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  Outside.

• 1:03:30Andrew Santino?

  Way outside.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, excuse us.

• 1:03:32Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  So funny.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  That's actually pretty good. Yours was actually really good.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  Very good, yeah. Why didn't you try?

• 1:03:38Speaker 04

  I can't do accents.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can. You've done them on the show before.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  You've done it on the show before.

• 1:03:42Andrew Santino?

  Maybe you should come to London with us. You don't want to?

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:46Speaker 04

  You need a visa, too. Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, rain on the fucking parade.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  Rain on the parade, yeah.

• 1:03:52Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Christ, just trying to have a good...

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good English accent, McCon.

• 1:03:55Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  Not bad. Have you heard Carlos do it?

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty good, right?

• 1:03:59Speaker 06

  Costa Powers?

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, shagadelic, baby.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  I hate it so much.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Andreas, you do one.

• 1:04:08Speaker 06

  I couldn't even do an American one.

• 1:04:11Andrew Santino?

  Let's hear an American accent.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, man?

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  Say...

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Wo- wo- wo- welcome to the Trump store.

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  Say, "Hey, welcome to the Trump store." Say that.

• 1:04:19Speaker 06

  Hey, welcome to the...

• 1:04:21Andrew Santino?

  Fire.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Say it again. Hey, what store is this?

• 1:04:23Speaker 06

  What store is this? Oh, the Trump store.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:04:26Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 1:04:27Speaker 06

  Welcome to the Trump store.

• 1:04:28Andrew Santino?

  This is the only job you could get.

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  You realize that, right?

• 1:04:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  Be careful, because this is the only fucking job you're gonna have in America.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  Honey, honey, what a beautiful store.

• 1:04:36Andrew Santino?

  I love this store.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know what? I've always wanted a, a Trump poncho.

• 1:04:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's get you one.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  Excuse me, sir?

• 1:04:42Speaker 06

  Yep. W- what up?

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Do you have Trump ponchos?

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  Do you have ponchos here?

• 1:04:50Speaker 06

  Oh, we have.

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:04:53Speaker 06

  Oh, we have punches.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  Are you... You don't sound like you're from here.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Are you from here? Wh- wh- wh- where were you born, man?

• 1:05:01Speaker 06

  In Louisiana.

• 1:05:04Andrew Santino?

  What part?

• 1:05:05Speaker 06

  Vatoouge.

• 1:05:07Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  He said Vatoouge.

• 1:05:10Andrew Santino?

  Vatoouge?

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where's Vatoouge? In Louisiana?

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  Is that New- New Orleans?

• 1:05:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, where is that?

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  Where is it?

• 1:05:17Speaker 06

  Close to New Orleans.

• 1:05:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  Close to Ocalala.

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  Sir, you're fired.

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  You're fired, dude.

• 1:05:21Andrew Santino?

  Get this guy out of here.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, call ICE, call ICE.

• 1:05:23Speaker 06

  Call ICE now.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:25Andrew Santino?

  You do realize that you literally could work no other job besides with us. Like, this is the only one.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine?

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:31Andrew Santino?

  Without us, where would he be?

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  You know where I tried to go last night?

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, tell me.

• 1:05:34Andrew Santino?

  And I waited in line and we couldn't get in?

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:05:36Andrew Santino?

  Jumbo's.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Clown Room?

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  I haven't been in so many years.

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  Who'd you go with?

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, I, we didn't go, we never got in, we walked in line.

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  My buddy, you know Sean Malto?

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Malto and I were gonna go with our ladies and, uh, my cousin and, pfft, nothing. We wa, we walked, it used to be you could walk in, pull up Jumbo's, one of my favorite, you used to be able to walk in, there was a huge line, it sucked. And so we left, this place is the best.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  It's the best. I went, I Googled, I, I've been watching a lot of Sean videos.

• 1:06:04Andrew Santino?

  Malto?

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we, he's the man. No, we love him.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:08Andrew Santino?

  He's the man.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  David Lynch claimed he wrote Mulholland Drive at, uh, Jumbo's.

• 1:06:12Andrew Santino?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 1:06:14Andrew Santino?

  Is that a real story? He wrote Mulholland Drive at Jumbo's?

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Blue Velvet.

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  Reportedly wrote the screenplay for Bu, Blue Velvet at Jumbo's Clown Room.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  Better movie, I thought. Even better, yeah. Blue Velvet's so good.

• 1:06:26Andrew Santino?

  I know, but I loved Mulholland Drive.

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 1:06:27Andrew Santino?

  Such a good movie.

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  But Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet, what a creep.

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  It's a great movie, I'm just saying, when he's, I lo-

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  You guys like David Lynch?

• 1:06:34Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  They have no idea who that is.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've never heard of David Lynch?

• 1:06:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, how could they, how, how could she?

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't wanna get in this argument.

• 1:06:41Andrew Santino?

  How could she know?

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I just don't wanna get into this.

• 1:06:43Andrew Santino?

  She's wearing a shirt of a band she doesn't even know.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  I, I know. I know.

• 1:06:49Andrew Santino?

  Actually, she did know Santeria.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  He did know Santeria, yeah, he was a very, um, well, it's a one of a kind director. When you watch a David Lynch movie, you immediately know it's him.

• 1:07:00Andrew Santino?

  Style-

• 1:07:00Speaker 05

  What are his, like, popular movies?

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  Blue Velvet, um, Elephant Man.

• 1:07:05Speaker 05

  But Gen Z would know.

• 1:07:06Andrew Santino?

  That's the problem.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  That's the problem, no.

• 1:07:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, well, they would know Twin Peaks because Twin Peaks, they remade into a show.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:12Andrew Santino?

  You guys know Twin Pe, Twin Peaks?

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  Laura Palmer?

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  There's a new show, when was the new Twin Peaks out?

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  Seventeen.

• 1:07:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's not that long ago.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  You know that alien baby I have in the living room, I don't know if you've seen him, that's, uh, from Erasure Head?

• 1:07:24Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm a very big fan.

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  You guys wouldn't know any of this stuff.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:27Andrew Santino?

  I, how, yeah, but he's not-

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  And the Coen Brothers, you don't know. No. Wow, it's crazy.

• 1:07:34Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean what?

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's like who's, they have their-

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  They're not film fans.

• 1:07:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, their generation has-

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  You know what they were watching the other day? Oh my god, it was driving me crazy.

• 1:07:41Speaker 05

  Oh my-

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. They don't know this, right? But they're watching some sort of like-

• 1:07:45Speaker 05

  Overcompensating.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:46Andrew Santino?

  What is that? Is that a TV show?

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  It's some Gen Z story. Yeah, and they were laughing.

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  It's a movie or a TV show?

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:52Speaker 05

  TV show, but we were watching, um, an episode with Bowen Yang.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:57Speaker 05

  And his, um, podcast, so I was in Tito Bobby got so, got so mad.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't.

• 1:08:01Andrew Santino?

  I get that.

• 1:08:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, you did.

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. That's insane. I love, I'm a big bone.

• 1:08:05Andrew Santino?

  I bet you got mad.

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  No, okay.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm a big bone.

• 1:08:08Andrew Santino?

  Wait, hold on, hold on. Let me see the, let me see the show. What is the show about?

• 1:08:12Speaker 05

  It's about this, um, gay guy-

• 1:08:15Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  That's too controversial for me.

• 1:08:18Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute!

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:20Andrew Santino?

  A new Gen Z show about a gay guy?

• 1:08:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:23Andrew Santino?

  Huh.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  And where's it on? Prime? Amazon Prime?

• 1:08:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Amazon, yeah.

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:26Speaker 05

  It's so funny.

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  It's a good show.

• 1:08:28Andrew Santino?

  So it's about a gay guy?

• 1:08:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, but he's still in the closet and he's just trying to figure out, he's already in college and he's like trying to figure out how to come out.

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  Coming of the age.

• 1:08:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:38Speaker 05

  And it's so fun.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  What are you concerned about, honey?

• 1:08:41Speaker 05

  You should watch it!

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  Honey, what are you, with these kids today?

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  This, once again, this Hollywood pushing a gay narrative-

• 1:08:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 1:08:47Andrew Santino?

  -to the world, dude. Making everybody gay, dude.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  Is that, is that guy gay?

• 1:08:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:54Andrew Santino?

  Is that guy gay? Is that dude gay?

• 1:08:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:59Andrew Santino?

  So it's about him coming out?

• 1:09:00Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:09:02Andrew Santino?

  Does he ever come out?

• 1:09:03Speaker 05

  He does.

• 1:09:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:04Andrew Santino?

  In the first season?

• 1:09:05Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:09:05Andrew Santino?

  Really blowing their load there, huh?

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:09:07Andrew Santino?

  Jumping the shark.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  It's a big show though? Big, popular show?

• 1:09:09Andrew Santino?

  People must love it, I bet.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they must love it, yeah.

• 1:09:12Speaker 05

  Gen Z.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think you and I-

• 1:09:13Andrew Santino?

  Gen Z loves-

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  I think Andrew, I think we're out of touch.

• 1:09:16Andrew Santino?

  No, I wouldn't say-

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I think we are.

• 1:09:18Andrew Santino?

  I wouldn't say we're out of touch. I'd say we are-

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  We're stuck in the past.

• 1:09:21Speaker 05

  I feel like Tito Andrew is more open though than you.

• 1:09:23Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, he's gonna- Beep boop boop boop beep boop boop beep beep.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:09:31Speaker 05

  Cause you got so mad, you told us never to mention Bo and Yang.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  All right, cut all, cut all that out.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  Don't cut that out, that's hilarious.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I didn't. I love him. I'm a big fan of his.

• 1:09:41Andrew Santino?

  No, no. First of all, we're leaving that in. And let me tell you why.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:09:45Andrew Santino?

  Because you can then be honest, that doesn't mean you don't like Bo and Yang. It just means you're a little jealous. And that's okay.

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm jealous of his career.

• 1:09:53Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm fucking saying.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  He's in Wicked, he's in everything. I never got that. And that's out of jealousy. And I'm a bitch.

• 1:09:58Andrew Santino?

  You're not a-

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm a loser.

• 1:09:59Andrew Santino?

  You're not a loser.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  And I'll kill myself.

• 1:10:00Andrew Santino?

  Please don't.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, is that what you want?

• 1:10:02Andrew Santino?

  This is what you fucking did. Look what you guys did.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Bo and Yang or death?

• 1:10:06Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:07Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  Choose.

• 1:10:08Andrew Santino?

  Choose.

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  Look at him. He's the future.

• 1:10:10Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, choose, those are the same things. Bo and Yang would be death for you. So it's either Bo and Yang or you.

• 1:10:16Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:10:17Andrew Santino?

  You said Bo and Yang or death.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Choose Bo and Yang or my death.

• 1:10:20Andrew Santino?

  Choose Bo and Yang or his death.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's super talented. He's the right guy for the right time.

• 1:10:27Andrew Santino?

  Is he spitting in that man's mouth in that show?

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And he's-

• 1:10:29Andrew Santino?

  I don't think I'm gonna watch that show.

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 1:10:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't think I'm gonna watch it.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so don't say that. I didn't mean it in that way. Okay? Yeah, but you-

• 1:10:37Andrew Santino?

  You guys have been stirring the pot.

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  But you seemed to, you said to me, and I'm gonna say this now, I'm gonna call you out, dude.

• 1:10:42Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  To get you riled up.

• 1:10:44Andrew Santino?

  Give it to me.

• 1:10:44Bobby Lee?

  She said Bo and Yang has a bigger podcast than ours.

• 1:10:51Speaker 07

  There are numbers to support that's not true, fucking all.

• 1:10:54Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what?

• 1:10:54Speaker 07

  There are numbers to support that that's not true at all.

• 1:10:56Andrew Santino?

  Is that true? Cause I feel like maybe it is.

• 1:10:59Speaker 07

  No way.

• 1:11:00Andrew Santino?

  What's the name of their show?

• 1:11:02Speaker 05

  They just get a lot of like the A-list, the-

• 1:11:08Speaker 05

  That I know of.

• 1:11:11Andrew Santino?

  No, you know what it really is?

• 1:11:12Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:11:12Bobby Lee?

  What it is is this.

• 1:11:13Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what, she doesn't-

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  It's sabotage.

• 1:11:14Andrew Santino?

  It's sabotage.

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:16Andrew Santino?

  What did that just say?

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:17Speaker 07

  Oh, when I asked AI if Bad Friends was a show for Gen Z.

• 1:11:21Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it's a popular show with Gen Z. The Bad Friends podcast featuring Theo Von and Bobby Lee. Great.

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 1:11:39Andrew Santino?

  Why do you guys always pick on Bobby, do you think?

• 1:11:42Speaker 05

  We don't pick on him.

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  They don't fuck with me at all. They don't say hi.

• 1:11:46Andrew Santino?

  They don't fuck with you at all.

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they don't say hi. They don't do nothing. If I'm upstairs, they're not upstairs.

• 1:11:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:52Speaker 05

  We just wake up at 4pm.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's my lifestyle. Let me ask you something, right? When's the last you gave me a hug?

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

  You don't like hugs.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  I do love hugs.

• 1:12:00Andrew Santino?

  He does from you. He says he does. He only likes hugs from people he trusts.

• 1:12:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:05Andrew Santino?

  So, yes, he doesn't want a hug from...

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  There's no high five. There's no, you know what I mean? It's like, hey. Good morning. Hi.

• 1:12:11Speaker 05

  I said good morning to the Bobby.

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  And she'll go say something like, "The dogs are fat."

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  What? Right?

• 1:12:19Speaker 05

  No, we are nice to you.

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:12:23Speaker 05

  We feel more comfortable with you than like...

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  Than like who? Other people in the family?

• 1:12:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I see.

• 1:12:32Speaker 05

  Like, a couple of days ago, when you were leaving, I was like, "Oh, be safe." And you didn't even say anything back. You were like, "Oh, thanks."

• 1:12:39Andrew Santino?

  That is very sweet.

• 1:12:42Andrew Santino?

  You don't think that's sweet for her to say, "Be safe"?

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  That's not how she said it.

• 1:12:44Andrew Santino?

  How'd you say it?

• 1:12:45Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  Be safe!

• 1:12:46Speaker 05

  That's not...

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  What, dude? That's fucking rude.

• 1:12:51Speaker 05

  No, but that's nicer, because then I would be like, I'd be devastated if you weren't safe.

• 1:12:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's very sweet.

• 1:12:56Bobby Lee?

  I honestly believe if I died, you wouldn't cry.

• 1:13:00Speaker 05

  I would cry.

• 1:13:01Andrew Santino?

  What do you guys call each other? What's your nickname for each other?

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  You have a nickname? Yeah.

• 1:13:04Speaker 05

  I used to call her Bilat, which means pussy.

• 1:13:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh!

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, very good. What a good term.

• 1:13:10Andrew Santino?

  That's nice. That's sweet. Sister love.

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, sister.

• 1:13:12Andrew Santino?

  What'd you call her?

• 1:13:14Speaker 05

  I didn't call her this, but people used to call her this, because she was like the tallest one.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:19Speaker 05

  Like, in our place. She was, um, she was called Agda, which is also called Capri.

• 1:13:24Bobby Lee?

  What's Agda mean?

• 1:13:26Speaker 05

  It's also like...

• 1:13:27Andrew Santino?

  Agda is Capri. It's the same as the tree man.

• 1:13:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Oh, so you're the tree man? You know what? You're, you know who you are in the fucking Game of Thrones?

• 1:13:36Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  The, uh, three-eyed raven. What's this kid's name? Bart, or no, um, Branson. Bran.

• 1:13:43Andrew Santino?

  Bran.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're the three-eyed raven, dude.

• 1:13:45Speaker 05

  That's cool, though.

• 1:13:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:47Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what was the first word, not Capri, the Bogdan? What is it?

• 1:13:49Speaker 05

  Agda.

• 1:13:50Andrew Santino?

  Agda. What does that mean?

• 1:13:52Speaker 05

  Just the same.

• 1:13:53Speaker 04

  Just the same thing.

• 1:13:55Andrew Santino?

  Why do they have two names?

• 1:13:56Speaker 04

  I think Capre is for Tagalog and then Agta is for Bisaya.

• 1:14:03Andrew Santino?

  This whole fucking country is confused.

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:14:05Andrew Santino?

  You got different languages with the same, they have, they have the same mythical creature but called something else.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, we have it.

• 1:14:13Andrew Santino?

  What? Bigfoot is also known as Sasquatch. They are one and the same.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So they, yeah, you can call it two different things. I've, I've never met, see, have you ever seen a real Bigfoot or no?

• 1:14:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, where?

• 1:14:26Andrew Santino?

  I was in Pocatello.

• 1:14:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that story I remember. Tell it, please.

• 1:14:30Andrew Santino?

  You guys know Pocatello?

• 1:14:31Bobby Lee?

  Remember, okay, let's say we're in a campfire. We have marshmallows and we have tents set up. Midnight. This old timey, you know what I mean, man approaches the campfire.

• 1:14:43Andrew Santino?

  Hello there, ladies.

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:14:45Andrew Santino?

  Hello there, young-

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  Where'd you come from, sir?

• 1:14:47Andrew Santino?

  Chinese boy.

• 1:14:50Andrew Santino?

  I'm from way out yonder. Where did-

• 1:14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:14:52Andrew Santino?

  Where did you come from?

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we're just, you know, my family, me and my daughters were camping here.

• 1:14:57Andrew Santino?

  Where did you guys, where have you come from?

• 1:14:59Bobby Lee?

  We came just from the big city of Los Angeles, sir.

• 1:15:01Andrew Santino?

  I mean, before that. Where are you from from?

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. We're all from Cleveland.

• 1:15:06Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  Originally, yes.

• 1:15:08Andrew Santino?

  You don't look like Clevelanders.

• 1:15:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, there's a lot of sun we got. You know what I mean? We're field workers.

• 1:15:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, next time wear sunglasses, your eyes won't end up like that.

• 1:15:18Bobby Lee?

  Already. Get the fuck out of here, man.

• 1:15:20Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:15:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You keep me to tell a story.

• 1:15:22Andrew Santino?

  I came with guns.

• 1:15:24Bobby Lee?

  So you gotta tell us-

• 1:15:25Andrew Santino?

  Listen here.

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  Tell us a story.

• 1:15:26Andrew Santino?

  I came here with guns.

• 1:15:28Speaker 05

  Are you a part of the KKK?

• 1:15:30Andrew Santino?

  Part of it. I'm the whole damn thing.

• 1:15:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm K.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  KK is down the fucking street.

• 1:15:39Andrew Santino?

  Kanye, come here.

• 1:15:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 1:15:41Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something. I saw myself some Sasquatch one time. You ever seen him?

• 1:15:48Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:15:48Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:15:49Andrew Santino?

  Big, big man. Beautiful man.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:15:52Andrew Santino?

  I was walking through Pocatello.

• 1:15:54Bobby Lee?

  Pocatello? Where is that, sir?

• 1:15:56Andrew Santino?

  Idaho.

• 1:15:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:15:57Andrew Santino?

  Fixing myself to get myself a sarsaparilla. I wandered around for hours and hours.

• 1:16:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:16:04Andrew Santino?

  Didn't find anywhere to wet my whistle.

• 1:16:07Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, sir, we're, it's bedtime. Girls go to sleep.

• 1:16:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you'll want to stay up for this.

• 1:16:13Bobby Lee?

  All right, I guess stay up. Sir.

• 1:16:17Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:19Andrew Santino?

  So nowhere would wet my whistle.

• 1:16:21Speaker 05

  What's wet my whistle?

• 1:16:23Bobby Lee?

  Honey, sweetie, don't ask that question. Yeah, alright. Sir, come on, they're kids.

• 1:16:28Andrew Santino?

  I wanted to wet my whistle.

• 1:16:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay. An actual whistle, you know, they wet the tips where they blow on it.

• 1:16:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I was looking, I was looking for a hooker to give me some head.

• 1:16:39Andrew Santino?

  I couldn't find a girl.

• 1:16:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, sir, that's enough. They, they, we, we have an early morning, we're gonna go fishing.

• 1:16:45Andrew Santino?

  They're gonna hear it from me or somewhere else.

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, guys, you know, we love whistles now.

• 1:16:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, tweet tweet.

• 1:16:51Andrew Santino?

  So here I was, strolling around Pocatello.

• 1:16:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:56Andrew Santino?

  Looking for somewhere to wet my whistle. I didn't find it.

• 1:16:59Bobby Lee?

  Sir, okay.

• 1:17:00Andrew Santino?

  But I sat on the curb.

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:02Andrew Santino?

  And thought to myself, well, this thing ain't gonna beat itself.

• 1:17:08Andrew Santino?

  So I pulled my pants down.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Sweetie.

• 1:17:10Andrew Santino?

  And I started whapping my wiener against my legs.

• 1:17:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:17:13Andrew Santino?

  That's the Sasquatch call, you know?

• 1:17:19Bobby Lee?

  We can imagine the sound effects are, okay.

• 1:17:21Andrew Santino?

  Here, listen, I'll do it right now, here. Girls, listen up.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:24Andrew Santino?

  Listen up, girl.

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:27Andrew Santino?

  And of course, here comes Sasquatch.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:30Andrew Santino?

  He loves it, he's hungry for it.

• 1:17:35Bobby Lee?

  What is that? Is that him? Is, is his penis rubbing against his legs as well?

• 1:17:40Andrew Santino?

  That's his penis against his legs. I make that noise, he recalls.

• 1:17:43Bobby Lee?

  Some would think that he was walking, but he wasn't.

• 1:17:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, that's just his penis.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get clanking against his big old hairy legs. Yeah, yeah. And you're still doing yours, sir?

• 1:17:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're communicating.

• 1:17:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're communicating that way, okay.

• 1:17:55Andrew Santino?

  And his goes.

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And what does yours sound like, sir? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

• 1:18:01Speaker 05

  Is that how you call a Sasquatch?

• 1:18:02Andrew Santino?

  That's how you call him, he came.

• 1:18:04Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, good night, good night, sir.

• 1:18:05Andrew Santino?

  Good night.

• 1:18:06Bobby Lee?

  Good night.

• 1:18:06Andrew Santino?

  Sleep tight.

• 1:18:09Andrew Santino?

  Sleep tight, girls.

• 1:18:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:18:11Andrew Santino?

  By the way, that is a Sasquatch call, you know that? You know they say if you're naked in the woods, he'll appear?

• 1:18:18Andrew Santino?

  If you have clothes on, he won't be there.

• 1:18:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've done it before, he doesn't appear.

• 1:18:20Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:21Andrew Santino?

  Never?

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:23Andrew Santino?

  That is what they say, attract Sasquatch.

• 1:18:26Andrew Santino?

  Leave gifts, make noise.

• 1:18:27Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:18:29Andrew Santino?

  Does Get Naked's not on there?

• 1:18:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:33Andrew Santino?

  Those fellows at school tricked me.

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, it's not on.

• 1:18:36Andrew Santino?

  Can I tell you a, uh, can I tell you a street joke? Can I tell you a Gilbert Godfrey street joke?

• 1:18:39Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:18:40Andrew Santino?

  And can I do it like Gilbert? Cause rest in peace, one of the greatest of all time. You're gonna like this, girls.

• 1:18:44Bobby Lee?

  Alright, but all, honestly ladies, uh, girls, if you don't laugh if it's not funny.

• 1:18:50Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:18:51Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so let's go straight face.

• 1:18:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  We'll all go straight face. Don't even smile. Unless it's funny.

• 1:18:56Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  It's okay, ready, here we go. No, don't, you're smiling now.

• 1:18:59Andrew Santino?

  Don't fucking smile.

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  Stop. You're smiling now.

• 1:19:01Andrew Santino?

  This is a Gilbert Godfrey's joke. Two Jewish men in a park. The one Jewish guy says, "I'm so old. I'm so old. I'm so old." The other guy says, "You're not that old." "Yes, I am. You don't even know how old I am." He goes, "I bet you I can tell you how old you are." "How?" He says, "Take off your pants." He goes, "I'm not taking off my pants, I'm in the park." "Take 'em off." So he does. Then he says, "Now take off your underwear." "I'm not taking off my underwear, I'm in the park." He says, "Take 'em off." He does.

• 1:19:42Andrew Santino?

  Then he says, "Bend over and stick your thumb right in your asshole." "I'm not sticking my thumb in my asshole, we're at the park." "Just do it." And he does. And the other man says, "You're 95." And he pulls his thumb out of his ass and says, "How did you know that?" He said, "You told me yesterday."

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:20:55Speaker 00

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