Eric Andre Goes Full Korean

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:29Bobby Lee?

  Hey, everybody. So our friend of ours passed away. This is, we're recording it the day after. It hit us hard and it's for Oliver Tree. He's a dear friend of ours. And I just don't, I really just don't know really what to say about it. I'm still processing it.

• 0:51Andrew Santino?

  Yes, we don't know what to say. So we're not going to say much other than we loved him so very much. He was a good friend of ours, a part of our world. He'll be on the, an episode of The Bad Game Show in a couple of weeks. But he was near and dear to us. We loved him very much. He was a really good dude and we're going to miss him a lot. And we love you.

• 1:15Bobby Lee?

  We love you.

• 1:16Andrew Santino?

  And he'll forever be a bad friend. Hey!

• 1:19Bobby Lee?

  Hey, everybody. Andrew is the best comic on planet Earth and he's doing shows in San Diego, The Sound, Del Mar.

• 1:26Andrew Santino?

  June 28th, two shows. We're doing an early show and a late show down in Del Mar, Bobby's hometown. Please come out and see me, San Diego. I love you very much. And then I'm playing in St. Charles, which is St. Louis, Missouri there, August 7th. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrew Santino.com.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  Or YouTube or something.

• 1:52Speaker 04

  We're bad friends.

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday.

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  Dear McConaughey.

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday to you.

• 2:11Speaker 05

  Guys.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  It's funny because you're dressed in a suit, wearing a tie because you're going to a big event. You're going to

• 2:21Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  An event where Steven Spielberg is going to talk about Disclosure Day.

• 2:25Speaker 05

  For his birthday.

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  And I told you, let me finish. I told you before this podcast, just go now. Go now because you're not going to be here for the pod. And I realized why you stayed for the Happy Birthday song.

• 2:39Speaker 05

  Because also I wanted to, because you didn't know it was my birthday.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  Nor did I care.

• 2:44Speaker 05

  I know.

• 2:45Andrew Santino?

  That's fair.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's a fair.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  Blow out your Ralph's cake.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday kiddo.

• 2:51Speaker 05

  Thanks, Bob.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:52Speaker 05

  That was crazy. My wish was I wish Bobby cared about my birthday. And right when I blew it out, you said happy birthday.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's so weird that you said that because my emotions just changed about it. And I'm going to give you a hug.

• 3:02Speaker 05

  It was like obsession.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  Wow, the wishbone.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, come here, wishbone.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  The wishbone.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  You saw it?

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  I saw it.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  And I'll say this, are you drinking, you're not drinking this?

• 3:12Speaker 05

  No.

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  So you got this just for me to drink alone?

• 3:14Speaker 05

  Well, for, I wanted McConaughey to have some too.

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I'll cheers you. And you know what pisses me off about this kid? I sent him a text this morning and in the text, it said, happy birthday. You continue to let me down.

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  Here, cheers.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  Cheers.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 3:38Speaker 05

  Cheers.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 3:41Andrew Santino?

  What kind of operation are we running there?

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Can we get new?

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  I sent him a text.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Glasses at least?

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  I sent him a text.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  Real glasses.

• 3:47Speaker 05

  They're from Ralph's.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:49Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday, you continue to let me down year after year. And I know this following year will be just the same. Love ya.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  I didn't text you, but I'd like to do a live text.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, live text him.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you've grown enormously over the years.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  I've realized you do have talent. You really do.

• 4:09Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a creative kid, you have talent, and I, you know, being a Hollywood piece of shit, is gonna, I'm gonna treat you nicer. Because I believe, I believe one day you will get that opportunity. So I'm gonna change, right, and go, kid, kiddo, dude? You got it, kid. And, and you're talented, and I embrace you, and I want you to have a good time tonight, and whatever you need, I got you. If he gives you money, I'll give you double.

• 4:39Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  I gave him five grand.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna give you 10 grand.

• 4:45Andrew Santino?

  No, but I'm giving him five grand today.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  For what?

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  And five grand on his birthday.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  For, for why?

• 4:49Andrew Santino?

  Birthday party, huh?

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you give him five grand today?

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  Because, well, he needed the money, he said he can't pay rent, so I gave him five grand, and then I said, on Friday at your birthday party, I'll give you another five, so 10.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  So 20.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but then I have to see the receipts first, to know that you got the money, and then I will do.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  It was ca, I gave him cash.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  I'd like to see the cash. Yeah, yeah, do you have the cash on you?

• 5:09Speaker 05

  It's in my car.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  It's in your car, go grab it. It's, it's, it's redheaded trickery.

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  He's not a redhead.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  I know you.

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  I'm not a trick.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  You're a deceiver.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  You're a treat.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, what annoys me about the kid is he saw me get out of my car, and he stared at my hand like an autistic little, an autistic little spy. And he was like, oh, what is that, is that a gift for me? And it's annoying, because it is, but it's so annoying that you stared, you didn't even say hi, you just stared at my hands to see when I walked out of my car. Like, he's just such a little autistic weirdo.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  He didn't say hi, he just looked down at my arms to see what I'm carrying, and then looked up at me. That's why I pushed him as hard as I could.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  What, what did he give you?

• 5:47Speaker 05

  He hasn't given it to me yet, but I believe it's a record.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a record?

• 5:50Speaker 05

  Based on the shape of the package.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Two records now. Oh, two records now, okay.

• 5:55Speaker 05

  Well, three, including the two that Bobby will give me.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not gonna give you a record. I'm gonna do something better. Yeah, I'm gonna double down on it.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  All right, get the record.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Happy birthday, bud.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  This is a very special, and so let me warn you something, before you do this, know that this is. Graded and rated twice, okay? If you know anything about collections.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  This guy.

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay?

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  You're so annoying.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay?

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  You're still, you are so fucking annoying.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  I learned it, I learned it this morning.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  You learn a lot.

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  I don't know anything about it.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  It, it's like the cards he gave me from Arsenal. You know what I mean?

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  What, those were super valuable.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, that's why it's in a safe.

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  I didn't know anything about cards.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  I, I understand, so tell me how much this is?

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  So, all I know is.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  That this woman told me, these are graded, the, the cover is mint, it's M, it got a mint cover. And it got two pluses, plus plus, on the physical.

• 6:51Speaker 05

  It's like Air One Water. It's very special.

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  On the physical, on the physical album itself is graded.

• 7:00Speaker 05

  This is sick.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  That is so sick dude.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  It's the, a Japanese, a Japanese press, now check this out, be very careful, open it up and show the record. This is the sickest part, look at that, people can see it's a, it's, it's red vinyl.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  Don't take it out.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  How much?

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  If you take it out, she said, make sure you play it, if you're gonna take it out, play it. Yeah, but don't like take it out and pull it out of the.

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  Can I be honest with you?

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  This is a copy, it's 96 cents. I got it on Amazon.

• 7:33Speaker 05

  Thank you, that's very nice.

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  It's very rad, right?

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I'm just gonna let you know, that I knew, I know how much it is.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  You do, I know.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Cause I Googled it, right? And so, I'm gonna Venmo you later.

• 7:41Andrew Santino?

  And I want that receipt.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  That's a receipt we need.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay. It's not a competition, but.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  It is, you made it.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  For life, I don't make it?

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  Yes you did.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  It's your energy, even when I came in here, your energy was like fucking angry and like.

• 7:57Andrew Santino?

  I had a tough day, that's why.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about your day.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  No, I had an ocular today, I had an ocular migraine today.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  But what happened?

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  I haven't had one in months and months, but there were, you go blind, I go blind in my eye, my left eye.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh no.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  I know, it was really, it sucks, it sucks shit.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  Did you have a dizzy spell in the bathroom again?

• 8:16Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  The little slip, oh.

• 8:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  I can't wait till you have a stroke.

• 8:24Andrew Santino?

  And when you do, I'm gonna walk into the hospital and be like, "Oh, do you have a little fucking tru?"

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna be like, "Ah, ah, ah." And you'll relearn how to speak again.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Well, that's...

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  Ah!

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I...

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  Ah, ah, ah! Fuck you.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you. What are you doing today?

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  You started it!

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  No, you were angry before.

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  And then I came in, and then I'm just trying to have a talk with the guys, and here's you.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  "Can I say something? Can I say something?" You're Trump. "Can I say something? Can I say something?" And I couldn't let, I couldn't get anything out.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're living in a simulation.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  That's a fact.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  I believe we're living in a simulation.

• 8:58Andrew Santino?

  That's a fact.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what's happened, okay?

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  I was in Toronto, I was in an elevator with this tall man, white hair, glasses, and he was particularly hip but old. And you know, when old people get, um, they, they, they stop trying sexy, they start dressing weirder. You know what I mean? Like loud sweatpants, you know what I mean?

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  So you now?

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Yes!

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  It's you now?

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's me now!

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't care how my hair goes.

• 9:24Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  Yesterday, I, I, I did all green with socks.

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  You've never cared how you, how you dress. You always dress funky.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've always been like...

• 9:31Andrew Santino?

  You've always been a funky guy.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Right. So this guy had a specific look, right? And he had this smaller wife, very pretty, right? And I just go, "Dude, I like your style." He's like, "Thanks, dude. You're a comedian, right?" I go, "Yeah." And that was pretty much the conversation, right? I'm in Chicago at the hotel, and they just walked by me.

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  The same couple?

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  The same couple. And he goes, "Hey." I go, "What the fuck?" And he goes, "What do you mean?" I go, "Didn't we..." He goes, "Yeah." And I went, "Simulation?" He goes, "Maybe."

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you're telling me he didn't go to Chicago to see you? I assumed they saw you.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. He was just randomly there.

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  No fucking way.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yes way.

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  Here's what happened in my mind. This guy's trying to play it cool.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's not what...

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  Can I play it out?

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  Gets back to the room with his wife, and she's like, "I love Bobby Lee." And he's like, "You should've said something." She goes, "Oh, I don't know." He's playing a show. It's all sold out, as it always is. And then the guy goes, "Ooh, there's tickets available in Chicago. Chicago, Toronto, very short flight." And he goes, "You know what? Let's go to Chicago and see him." And it just so happens that the kind of people that can pull the trigger last minute would stay at a hotel that you'd be staying at because it's five-star. I know that.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  And that's what happened.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  And I believe that's exactly what happened.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  That's not what happened?

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  It wa- it's a simulation.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here's another thing that I experienced that my girlfriend could even, you know what I mean, tell you.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  She can attest?

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  We're walking down the street, this is a couple of weeks ago, right? There's a car, a Lincoln.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  Continental?

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Yes, an old school car, right, black.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, love them.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Lincoln. So, we're walking down the street, on the left side, there's a Lincoln Continental parked, right? There's four black guys, right? The windows rolled down, there's a woman in the driver's seat, but she's parked.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Right? And they're dancing.

• 11:27Andrew Santino?

  They're always dancing.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  They're always dancing, and, and, and, and I love the freedom of dance. Yeah, I mean, I, I don't care what color you are.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  We're pro dance.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm, yeah, Riverdance, you know what I mean?

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  Break.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Swing, whatever.

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  Break dancing?

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Break dancing, I love it, right? They're fucking dancing, that, we're walking by, right?

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  Boombox?

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  Boombox.

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  Guess what?

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  No music.

• 11:48Andrew Santino?

  They were in sync. They were in complete.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  There was literally no music and they were dancing, and she's dancing in the, like, bobbing her head, and there was no music? And as we turned the corner, I looked at my girlfriend, I go, "Are you real?"

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  Did she hear music?

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  No. And, and, and, and I don't even think you're real.

• 12:08Speaker 05

  Did they have headphones?

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 12:11Speaker 05

  Did they have?

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  They, they had no headphones.

• 12:12Andrew Santino?

  Silent disco?

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it wa- it was so surreal.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  You know what it is?

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 12:17Andrew Santino?

  They were shooting like a Target ad, and, and you can't play the music while you're filming? And he just saw a scene from a Target ad? Or can you imagine if we are in a simulation and there's a crack and they're letting you see it?

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  I know, I think they're letting me see it.

• 12:31Andrew Santino?

  They're letting you see it because they go, "No one will believe Bobby, he says crazy shit for years."

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  Twenty years he's been saying nonsense on podcasts, no one's gonna believe him.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  And so they will tease you, that's what the aliens would do.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  They go, "Fuck him, they'll never believe him, he's crazy."

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, last simulation. I'm at a restaurant, okay?

• 12:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  But, I don't get a menu, okay? No menu, right? So I just walk up to the host, and I go, "Can I get a menu?" And he go, "What are you doing here?" "What?" What did they say? Like on Truman Show? Yeah, like on Truman Show. What, what? Like, it was almost as if, right? I wasn't supposed to approach this person.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  You weren't supposed to be there today.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  Another day you could have.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  I could have been there, like, he was rehearsing.

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  Right? Okay.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  The cooks were like, oh shit.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, right? And I looked in the kitchen, no vegetables in the, you know what I mean? Nothing's going on, people just want, right? There's a cast chair.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  Someone gets up.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  The guy just, you know, reading a newspaper. Yeah, yeah. And he was almost as if like, um, I wasn't supposed to be there and he didn't even know what I was talking about.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, he wasn't.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  And he was kind of looking around for me. It was really fucking weird.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  And let's play the logic card. They're probably switching from lunch to dinner and he's like, what do you, we don't, we're unprepared.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  If I'm, if I'm gonna play devil's advocate.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Very, I want you to because I don't want to lose my mind.

• 13:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, you should, I mean, we are.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want to lose my mind. Yeah, so what you're saying to me is this then, okay? That the two people I ran into from Toronto and Chicago secretly.

• 14:05Andrew Santino?

  Fans.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  Right, are fans.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  Not secretly, they're fans. You have millions of.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  He has no, I had to tell him what I did.

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  You said, he said, you're a comedian, right?

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I go, yeah, he's like, oh.

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  Which is him playing coy.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 14:19Andrew Santino?

  He's a rich guy playing cool. He doesn't want to in front of his wife go, are you the comedian?

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  That's, that doesn't make any sense.

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  It does. People do that all the time. People try to act cool all the time and go.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so let's.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  You're, you're a stand-up, right?

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  And then they know everything you've done.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Let's, let's just say, let's, okay, so Lou Reed, for instance, when he was alive, right? He did a poetry reading. I went to it, right? Right, and if I ran into Lou Reed on the street, right? It wouldn't be like, I would pretend, right? That it wasn't fucking Lou Reed.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  But you're in entertainment, you're talking about a guy who's probably in finance. He doesn't do this for a living.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  You're not a fan. Alright, let's, so.

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  And you're a guy who's.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  And what you're telling me is the black people dancing is a Target commercial.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  I mean, they are.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  I just happened to walk in for a shoot.

• 15:05Speaker 05

  Could be Walmart.

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  Could be Walmart.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  It could be Walmart. Uh, uh, ooh.

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Costco. Let's go Costco, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:13Andrew Santino?

  Kmart. Is Kmart still around?

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, I came in the wrong time at that restaurant.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  These three things.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Those, all three things can be true.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  It's not a simulation.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I'll give you the, I, I had one. I'm not gonna lie.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, give me a simulation.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  Something fucked me up in a, the we, the garbage? The garbage can, the garbage truck came? I sat at the front window.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  I was looking out, having coffee in the morning. I watched the gar, because my house was asleep. No one's awaking me, I'm up early.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  I watched the garbage truck grab my bin, my black bin.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  It's so la, it's unmistakable.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  What time?

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  It was about seven in the morning.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  It was an Italian garbage.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 15:58Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  And I see it happen.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  I go back, I sit down, I'm on the computer, I'm doing some stuff, ba da ba da da. She wakes up, dog's up, dog needs to be taken out to poop and pee.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  You have one dog?

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  Huh? I said she wakes up, dog wakes up.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  You said dogs, you said plural.

• 16:18Andrew Santino?

  Hmm. Oh, so we're correcting each other's English?

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, when you say dogs, you imply there's more than one dog.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  Maybe there's.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  And you have one fucking dog.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  There is.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  No, there isn't.

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  Maybe.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you got a new dog?

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Maybe.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny because it would be something that you would tell me.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  Maybe.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:35Andrew Santino?

  But the simulation hasn't communicated whether or not I should tell you.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Continue the story.

• 16:39Andrew Santino?

  I go outside to take dog for poop.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Your pack of wolves?

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  You might as well just embellish.

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay. The herd, the herd. Uh, the herd.

• 16:51Andrew Santino?

  And my garbage can is closed.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  So I grab it to wheel it up to the house. And it's full of trash.

• 17:00Speaker 05

  Oh my.

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  That's so annoying.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  No, but I was like, somebody switched trash. Somebody didn't take out the trash or some shit and they just moved theirs where mine was.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, did you look?

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  But wait a minute.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  My fucking address is on it. So it was mine.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  But what you'd have to do then is open up the trash can to see if those are your items. Cause if you look at my trash can, you know it's my trash can. There's banana peels.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what, what else?

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  Banana peels?

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  I have banana peels.

• 17:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Right, probably empty bottle, cans of red.

• 17:35Andrew Santino?

  Red, sugar free Red Bull?

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Sugar free Red Bull, I'm sorry.

• 17:37Speaker 05

  Kimchi?

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Old bottles of kimchi.

• 17:40Andrew Santino?

  Bob.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  You know, fuck you.

• 17:41Speaker 05

  Some flower seeds?

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  I think your bin, that was.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Your bin was.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I also have empty bottles of, of, um, instant coffee. I buy 15 empty bottles of instant coffee a week.

• 17:58Andrew Santino?

  Why are you buying instant coffee?

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  You have no idea. I have a factory at home.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  You're making instant coffee?

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I have, I have 15 bottles, my, my, okay, so my pool, my pool, ask honey. Today they said, um, your swimming pool is black.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  And I go, yeah. It's pure black. I go, yeah, it's fine. But how is it black? Instant coffee.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  Why are you putting that in your pool?

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  This is none of your business.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  Trying to crack the simulation. I get what you're up to.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  It's a simulation cracker, dude.

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  You're trying to crack.

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  You, you, you add weird. You, you buy olive oil, which is I have, not olive oil, white vinegar. I, I, I bought 15 boxes of white vinegar.

• 18:45Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The simulation doesn't know what to do with it.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  Why are you putting coffee?

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? What?

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  In your pool?

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  Why are you putting coffee in your pool?

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  It's for my t-shirts.

• 19:01Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  It's for my t-shirts.

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  You're dyeing your shirts with coffee and chlorine?

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  The fonts.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  The fonts.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Although today-

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  Have you lost your fucking mind? What is going on?

• 19:13Speaker 05

  Trying to recreate Madewarn.

• 19:15Andrew Santino?

  Google, oh, you want to do what Madewarn did?

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so this-

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  Google instant coffee. But why is it in your swimming pool?

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  It's not, it's not literally that. So this is what, this is what happened.

• 19:25Andrew Santino?

  Just put it in your tub.

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. This is what happened, okay? Who told you how to do this? I'm making it up. I'm experimenting with different things, okay? So this is what I did, okay?

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you're bored.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm so bored. No, I have hobbies.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  I'm so busy.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is what my-

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  And you get to fill up your pool with instant coffee.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so check it out. This shirt I got yesterday.

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  Brand new.

• 19:46Andrew Santino?

  It was white.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's right, so it's like, you put- Right? You put like li- little paint, right?

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Right? See all the- That's what my daughter does. The scrubbing?

• 19:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I do it sandpaper.

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  You sandpapered it.

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I sandpapered the whole shirt.

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  So you buy new shit and make it look old?

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I, I, I do experiments. So the swimming pool thing doesn't work.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  You, you need probably a truckload of coffee for it to work. So, you know what I mean, 15 bottles of instant coffee does not work in a swimming pool.

• 20:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, swimming pool is so big.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  It's so big, yeah, it was too much.

• 20:22Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you do the tub?

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  You're right. Alright, so I'll go, I'll go tub next time. Right? But I do, I do things when I, not bor- it's not boredom. It's not boredom. What it is, is-

• 20:33Speaker 05

  Too much time.

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  It's not the time either, because we've been very busy, you went on the road. Alright?

• 20:38Andrew Santino?

  We were at home.

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  I know. So at home, it's either I play video games. Okay? Right, which I haven't played in four or five months. A single video game.

• 20:48Speaker 05

  Girlfriend guy.

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 20:50Andrew Santino?

  He's a girlfriend guy now.

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm a girlfriend guy. And number two, right, I haven't doom scrolled.

• 20:54Speaker 05

  Oh, that's great.

• 20:55Bobby Lee?

  Right? So then, to occupy my, my time, I have a hobby, which is distressing shirts.

• 21:01Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  But are you planning on selling them?

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 21:05Andrew Santino?

  You should.

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, today I bought- So I have 20 shirts coming over the weekend and then I have 20 more shirts coming next week.

• 21:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, this is your only sweatshop.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a sweatshop. Klarna, pay now, later, or over time, whatever fits your life. I have a friend named Alex. Right? And he wants this tracksuit. I go, do use Klarna.

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:28Bobby Lee?

  You can do four easy payments and he has the tracksuit now and it looks terrible. It does, it does, but he was able to afford it.

• 21:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, because I tell you, they have a lot of flexibility. You can pay now, later, or over time, which is great. You have the options to do that with Klarna and they have value transparency and control without any surprises. This is the problem nowadays with these payment apps. A lot of people are like, they throw something at you that looks big and good and then they hook you and they do the bait and switch, but Klarna does not do that. Here's the thing about Klarna, which is very helpful in this day and age. A lot of people are noticing shrinkflation. Do you know what that is?

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:03Andrew Santino?

  Things are getting more expensive and they're giving you less. And you know what? The way to fight back is only get stuff that you want and only get stuff that means something to you. You can pay over time. You don't have to pay it off right now. So if you're really looking for something that's important to you, Klarna helps you get what you need and/or want and not have to pay now. You can do it later or over time on your schedule.

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  Flexibility, pay now, later, or overtime, like Andrew said, value, transparency, control, and no surprises.

• 22:30Andrew Santino?

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• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  Ethos! You know what? I'm 54 years old.

• 22:50Andrew Santino?

  You're getting up there.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm getting over there.

• 22:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  And it's okay because I'm taking care of my life because I have life insurance now through Ethos.

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

  And it makes life insurance fast and easy, 100% online. And I feel safe and secure because my family members, you and some of the family here are all in my life insurance. Some people are getting more than others. Yeah, but you're gonna get some stuff and Ethos makes it online and you can get. Quotes in seconds, apply in minutes, and gets same day coverage.

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

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• 23:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh my gosh.

• 23:31Andrew Santino?

  Very cheap in comparison to a lot of the other ones. And you're gonna get your lowest rate from their network of trusted carriers.

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  Ethos also has a 4.8 out of 5 stars on TrustPilot with over 4,000 reviews.

• 23:43Andrew Santino?

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• 23:58Bobby Lee?

  Get your free quote at ethos.com/badfriends.

• 24:01Andrew Santino?

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• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, my point though being is that it's not boredom. It's just me having a hobby.

• 24:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  And I get obsessed with things, and this is just where I'm putting my time to.

• 24:46Andrew Santino?

  I know, we all have an obs- yeah.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, you have obsessions as well, golf.

• 24:49Andrew Santino?

  These guys. I'm obsessed with their health and wellbeing.

• 24:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And me as well. Like, for instance, that Bad Friends shirt you're wearing is a great shirt. It's one of my favorites. I could distress it for you.

• 24:59Andrew Santino?

  Actually, that would be cool distressed.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  You don't want to distress? I definitely want to distress. Okay.

• 25:05Andrew Santino?

  He wants to de-stress is what he, he's very stressed out.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  Because to me, it looks brand new, too brand new for me.

• 25:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, do you want to tell Bob the unfortunate news? His child is leaving him and his wife.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:16Andrew Santino?

  His kid is getting a divorce from her parents legally.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  Emancipating.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  Emancipating.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. Your child.

• 25:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  Is leaving your wife and you.

• 25:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, decided.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  And your child is what, one years old? Three. Oh, three.

• 25:29Andrew Santino?

  One?

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how old this kid is.

• 25:33Andrew Santino?

  She's been around, dude.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  I've never met her.

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  She's big. She has a bank account.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she does?

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And she just said, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Yeah, so this is what you do. Cause I know this is what happens.

• 25:44Andrew Santino?

  It's happened to him before. He knows.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  I did it. Yeah. And my parents were too weak. What you do is this, right? He let them leave.

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  And so I left. I packed all my stuff as a kid.

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  Me too.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  I go, Daddy, Mommy, I'm gonna go leave home. I'm gonna come back. And then, and my dad was like, okay, go, go. I made it to the driveway and I cried and I ran back inside, right? You don't do that. You lock the doors.

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  Lock, change the lock.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You change the locks. You lock the doors.

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  You give it a week. So they never do it again.

• 26:18Andrew Santino?

  I say, lock the doors.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:20Andrew Santino?

  Change the locks. Call the police if they try to come back.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  This is, this is someone is a B and E.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  Because what it teaches them is strength.

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  You know, and that's why I've been able to win Uno. So in the how, I'm sorry.

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I.

• 26:34Andrew Santino?

  You're the Uno King, babe.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm gonna show you some photos I have that I have.

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  How many games of Uno have you won in a row?

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm four in a row right now, dude.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm gonna just show you. And I've been trolling. Anyone that plays Uno with me. I troll them with this. And this says Uno King, four in a row.

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  Four in a row, Uno.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Four in a row, guys. Okay. And I played with me, my girlfriend, Honey, Jules, and her sister, Issa.

• 26:59Andrew Santino?

  Do you ever let your girlfriend win?

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  I say I help her, but I sabotage her.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  You do. That's smart.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I play mind games.

• 27:07Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  If equal rights, man, if we wanna be equal, we gotta, we gotta play it.

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  For instance, if I'm sitting next to my girlfriend and she, she wants to plus for me.

• 27:17Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  I look her right, I go, didn't we have a nice dinner tonight?

• 27:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you manipulate.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  I manipulate.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  I look at Honey.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  She's weak, yeah.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not, no.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  She's weak.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And, and, you know, like those mystery cards. You know what I mean? I always, whenever she looks at me, like, exchange your hand with my hand, I'll go like this.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Right, and she won't do it.

• 27:40Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 27:41Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 27:42Bobby Lee?

  I do. Yeah, yeah. So when I play Uno, I use.

• 27:46Andrew Santino?

  Mind games.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  I use mind games and, um.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  Manipulation.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Manipulation and power.

• 27:51Andrew Santino?

  Power and bullying.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and bullying.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  That's how Uno was. That's what it was meant to do. I mean, bring up Uno. When did Uno start? Cause I gotta tell you, I bet you the origins of this were, were using the same tactics that Bobby's using to win this game.

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:05Andrew Santino?

  Uno was invented 71 by Merle Robbins, a barber from Reading, Ohio, created the game and his kitchen table to resolve an argument with his son about the rules of crazy eights.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  Original decks were the Robbins family. That's crazy. So it was another game they were fighting over to make a new game.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  And anyone that says that Uno is, um, pure luck is out of their minds. There is skill involved.

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  Tactics.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  It's tactics.

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  Tactics.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  It's tactics.

• 28:28Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's, it's.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:29Andrew Santino?

  It's using what you have.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  It's what you have.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he died, huh?

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he died. And, and God bless you, Merle. What a great game.

• 28:35Andrew Santino?

  Great game, bud.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Merle Robbins, what a great game. And he probably made a good chunk out of that game, you think?

• 28:41Andrew Santino?

  No, this is one of those things. I bet you he never made a lot of money. You know these stories where they're like, you know, like the chick who, who did the Nike swoosh? They gave her 35 bucks. That was what it was. And then he gave her a bunch of stock, but the stock wasn't worth.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wait, did make money. I know, right?

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  Uh, sold the game for $50,000 upfront, plus a royalty of 10 cents per game sold.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's good then.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  That is really good.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's see this. Uh, Google, um, about how many decks of Uno have been sold since its inception? I'd like to know.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  I wanna know.

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I wanna know how much Merle made.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 10 cents was low. 150.

• 29:18Andrew Santino?

  500 million decks? 500 million decks?

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Times 10 cents.

• 29:23Andrew Santino?

  It was 10 cents? Is that what it was?

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Yes. A dollar. He got fucked. I mean, he, he probably didn't know inflation was gonna be what it was.

• 29:32Andrew Santino?

  He had no idea.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  He had no idea. But I would have done a dollar instinctually.

• 29:35Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Highball it. Jenga. What do they sell it for? Let's go Jenga.

• 29:40Andrew Santino?

  Who made Jenga?

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  Who made Jenga? And, and what do they sell it for?

• 29:43Andrew Santino?

  And now I'm telling you, Jenga, I'll get you every time.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:46Andrew Santino?

  All invented by British board, Gazan.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  It's a great Quintet, Tarantula, Tarantula, oh, fuck.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  You'll get it.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  It's a great Tarantula movie, anyway.

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  Jenga Unchained?

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, cut that out.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  No, leave it in. Jenga Unblocked. Leslie Scott, in the early 1970s, developed the game for a wooden, from a wooden block stacking. Actively, her family played in Ghana, West Africa.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Mmm. Scott introduced the game in London Toy Fair in 1983.

• 30:14Andrew Santino?

  It originally came with mosquito nets included in the Jenga set. Sold millions of copies. They launched it at the London Toy Fair. What, do we have a toy fair still? Is the Los Angeles Toy Fair still a thing? We should go.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  No, but let's see, 1986, no, okay, it brought to, 1986, it sold millions of copies.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  So how much, let's see, how much did Leslie Scott make from Jenga?

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I wanna know. How much did Leslie Scott?

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, make from Jenga.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  Michael Scott's First Love. How much did she make? Five cents per every $10 in sales, so a 20% royalty rate on the game. That's really good.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  She once upwards, so how many, what?

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, it says, it says, Scott's initial licensing agreement was not highly lucrative in the beginning, and she once owed upwards of $238,000 early debt before it became a global phenomenon. Then I'm sure after the fact, she, it worked out just fine.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Because the Super Soaker guy, the black guy that invented that, got stolen, that got stolen from him.

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't like that. You know, I don't like, I don't like it at all.

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, what are you gonna do?

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, he, didn't he get some money back from it?

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  We looked that up, remember?

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyone that invents a game that's like cultural and, you know, they should reap the rewards, but these gigantic companies gobble them up.

• 31:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah.

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  In the beginning, they're like, great idea, bud. We'll give you 10 cents a game.

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  And that sounds pretty good.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, it doesn't.

• 31:39Andrew Santino?

  No, but at the time, you go, oh my god.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  In 68, 1968, yeah.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but right now, like, you invented a game.

• 31:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I did.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm Mattel.

• 31:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, hi.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  Hi, I'm Dr. Mattel.

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  Dr. Mattel, I know-

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hello, hello!

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  I know that you love the game.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  I love the game!

• 31:56Andrew Santino?

  And it's, uh, it's called Catch 'Em While You Can.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Catch 'Em While You Can, I love it, dude.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  Right, and you see the game here is laid out very easily, so it's, uh-

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I love the figurines, the black guy.

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the white police officer.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, those are, those are-

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  Those are actually ice officers.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, these are ice officers, yeah. And there's the brown guy, too.

• 32:13Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he's working on the game.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  What a great game, Catch If You Can, yeah, yeah.

• 32:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  And they can never catch him, can they?

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  They can't.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  Much faster.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  And the buildings that you have.

• 32:20Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love it, they hide in the buildings, and this and that, what-

• 32:23Andrew Santino?

  The buildings are all owned by those guys over there.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the ones with that little funny hats on.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I love that.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  It's a good game.

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they're in the sky for some reason.

• 32:34Andrew Santino?

  They're always up top.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you have these clouds, and they're in the sky.

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  Unless they can't be in those buildings, because something might happen.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  Right out of those buildings.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, yeah, anyway, I love the concept of the game.

• 32:43Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Catch If You Can.

• 32:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  But, anyway, is that, so, um, I'll give you, I will give you, um, one dollar every, and, and every, um, game sold.

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  Done.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  One dollar for every game sold.

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  That sounds incredible.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're selling-

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I made this in my garage.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  We're selling this for a hundred dollars, uh?

• 33:04Andrew Santino?

  A hundred dollars for, for the game?

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  For the game.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  We're charging a hundred dollars, you'll get one dollar.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  I'm just a humble man from Mansfield, Ohio, so I just, I think I'll take the deal.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  You'll take the deal.

• 33:13Andrew Santino?

  I will.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  Thirty, thirty years later, broke, living in-

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying, you, you gotta go higher.

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, you gotta get a lawyer.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  You could get twenty-five percent, fifty percent.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  Fifty they'll never do.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Twenty-five?

• 33:23Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-five will do.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:24Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-five, I'd take it.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Twenty-five percent of every game you should sell is, I think, fair.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  What do you, I, let's, you know what, we should invent something, and see if we can go to patent with it. I had a, I had an invention, uh, you know, it's funny, my wife had one today, we were on a hike, and she goes, uh, she had like a little sling backpack, the ones that you have, and there was a, a dude with an umbrella, to protect him from the Asian guy, son, they don't, you know, yeah, my people. And she thought, wouldn't it be cool if there was like a umbrella in this little like sling backpack, so you could use for the sun, or if something changes, and then folds back up into the backpack? Okay, don't- Fuck, is that a good idea?

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a good idea.

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  Fuck.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  You don't.

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Don't say that out loud.

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  Can I give you one idea that I never, I thought of in high school? We had in like economics class, they were like, invent something?

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  I played tennis like one time in high school. I never played in gym class. And then every time you hit it into the net, it bounces, right? It just will hit, stop and bounce, unless you're good and you never hit the net. But I thought amateurs hit the net all the fucking time. How come it just stays there? Like, how come there's not a quarter pipe on each side of the net? So at least when it hits, it would roll back some of the way to you. In fact, you could invent a, you could invent like a wheeling system to kick it back to you a little bit more.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you stand there.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  Not at the net. You almost never are that close to the net.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but your toes are sometimes at.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  Almost never you that close to the net. And also it would only be used in amateur practice, never for like play.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't like that idea.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's good.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not good.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  It's very good. Because if you've ever played tennis, you're like, God, I gotta go.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I played tennis.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  But it would help get it halfway back to you.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so it hits the net and there's a curve.

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  There's a quarter pipe on each side.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right.

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  And I think.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, but a tennis ball bounces.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  But a lot of times it hits the net because of the give of the net, it holds it, right? So it would hold it and then slide it right back down.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  I, I, we'll, we'll, how about this?

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  I wanna do it.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Let's, let's try it. I think, I think it's not gonna work.

• 35:17Andrew Santino?

  And guess what? We can, and now, and now, well, yeah, you.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Engineering and physics wise, I don't think it's gonna work, right? It might, back me up?

• 35:23Speaker 05

  Let's test it.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  Let's test it.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  Cause it might.

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  Let's test it.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  Cause how about this? You would, we would toggle with it to figure.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  I have another idea for us.

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Professor, I was in Chicago.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  And these are all copyrighted. You can't steal these.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  You can't steal these. All right. Professor Pizza.

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  Wants to do a frozen pizza with us.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:40Andrew Santino?

  Interesting, interesting. Wait a minute.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  Like a bad friend's frozen pizza?

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with, in conjunction with Professor Pizza.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  And what is the, what's the, what makes ours like unique, different? What do we do with it?

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  Bulgogi meat. Kimchi, stuff like that.

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's, some of it's deep dish.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  I think half and half.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Half and half, right? And we do it on Goldbelly, start there.

• 36:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:01Andrew Santino?

  That's a gen- you know, can I pitch something?

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  I don't know how hard this is.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  He wants to do it.

• 36:06Andrew Santino?

  I don't know how hard this is to do. But I've told you before, deep dishes and what, we don't really eat that in Chicago. We do when you guys are in.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  I ate it there.

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  I know. But we don't. What I'm saying is.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  And so you do.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  When you live there, you just, people don't eat it that much. It's just, we usually eat thin crust tavern style, which is square cut pizza.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Detroit style.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, it's tavern style, it's.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Detroit style.

• 36:26Andrew Santino?

  Chicago.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Detroit.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  It's ours.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 36:28Andrew Santino?

  Tavern style.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:29Andrew Santino?

  It's tavern.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  Eminem has something else to say about it.

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  Eminem's wrong.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  Eminem's not even from Eight Mile, he's from Six Mile.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:35Andrew Santino?

  I've been over there.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:36Andrew Santino?

  Mom's spaghetti, they don't make that on Eight Mile.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  That's only on Six Mile.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  I've been there.

• 36:40Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on from.

• 36:42Andrew Santino?

  Half of the pizza is tavern style thin and half is deep dish.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  It's a monster mashup.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  It's a monster mashup.

• 36:48Andrew Santino?

  It's like a Taco Bell KFC.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  Here's the problem with that, if I may.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  You put it in the oven, how do you cook it?

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, once, well, the deep dish dough is gonna be, you're gonna, it's gonna be layered differently. It's, it's, you could do that.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because by the time it comes out of the oven, the, the thin part is gonna be black.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 37:06Speaker 03

  That's Andrew's part.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, your, your's gonna, your part's gonna be black and burnt.

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  Check it out.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  Check it out.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  You cook that half separately, and you adjoin it with cheese. And you adjoin it with cheese. What's the binding agent? Cheese. So they're half moons.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  I see what you're saying. So, so the frozen pizza comes to your house. There's a side of sauce and cheese.

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 37:31Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  You put the whole thing in.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  You cook it to a certain point.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  Then you pull it back out, then you add the sauce and the cheese and some toppings on top of that part.

• 37:42Andrew Santino?

  At your leisure.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  And, I love that word. I love the phrase thing of that word, right? And you put it back in.

• 37:49Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  That I can think, but we'd have to test it.

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  Bad Friends mashup. We would, we would get in the kitchen.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:54Andrew Santino?

  And we'd have to eat so much.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something else?

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The tennis thing? Bullshit.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  It's fucked. It doesn't work.

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't like it at all.

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  I think.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  But the Bad Friends Pizza, I like.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  Bad Friends Pizza, we can do. The Monster Mashup, we'll do.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he really said that, so that's something that maybe we can talk about.

• 38:11Andrew Santino?

  I'm down. I would love to do that, actually.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Love to do that, yeah.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  Because every time I go there, I eat his pizza.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can I just say, the tour with Carlos, there was no real hang up?

• 38:21Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  And there was one thing, and that's all.

• 38:24Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, timeout, before you play anything.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, before you play anything, yeah.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  What, what, give me your grievances. Area out your grievances.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  There was only one grievance. It was only a grievance.

• 38:33Andrew Santino?

  Grief.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  It was at the airport, and you were being.

• 38:36Speaker 05

  Andrew, you would have been on my side.

• 38:37Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 38:40Speaker 05

  A lady got in my way.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, that's not what. Can I say?

• 38:44Speaker 05

  Well, I feel like you're not gonna tell the truth.

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  Let him finish. It's his birthday.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  It's my, who's birthday? McKone?

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  He's gone.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:53Andrew Santino?

  So someone gets to pick up the birthday.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  All right. Right, so, um, that could quite possibly be true, what you're saying. Someone got in your way.

• 39:01Speaker 05

  They did.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then you said, "Excuse me."

• 39:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  They didn't say anything.

• 39:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  And then you said what?

• 39:07Speaker 05

  Say it back.

• 39:08Bobby Lee?

  Say it back!

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  You said that to him?

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  No, he said it to the lady that he said "excuse me" to.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's right, yeah. Say it back. Yeah.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Are you kidding me?

• 39:17Andrew Santino?

  Say it back.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Then don't say "excuse me" in the first place!

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  No, because it's a cordial, two people were at fault. Who was at fault?

• 39:24Speaker 05

  She was. She was in my way.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  But that's, that's arguable.

• 39:27Andrew Santino?

  She was in your way while you're walking?

• 39:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, she like did a cross, like a, like a 45 degree angle. What was the tone? What are you, like, "excuse me"?

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, all right, I'm walking.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  Let's hear it.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's hear it.

• 39:38Speaker 05

  "Excuse me" was fine. It was "excuse me." It was very.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  No, "excuse me" was perfect.

• 39:42Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a perfect "excuse me," and in my mind, I'm like, "What a mindful, thoughtful person." Right? Regardless of who was at fault, right? That's a sweet, very traditional way of saying, "I'm sorry, my bad," or whatever.

• 39:58Andrew Santino?

  "Excuse me."

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  Right. Then she didn't say anything, right? And then what did you say?

• 40:03Speaker 05

  Say it back.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  That's not how you said it.

• 40:04Speaker 05

  That's how I said it.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  That, there's no way that-

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  Say it as if she's walking away. Go.

• 40:08Speaker 05

  Say it back.

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  That's how she, that's how he said it.

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  He's right.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:11Andrew Santino?

  Say it back. When I hold the door for someone, they don't say thank you? Bullshit. I go, "You're welcome." "You're welcome."

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  That's such-

• 40:17Speaker 05

  Bobby would be mad at you on the road.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  I would be mad at you on the road for that.

• 40:20Andrew Santino?

  You don't get to tell me what to do.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  You specifically know. But he works for me. So whatever he does, right, is a reflection on me.

• 40:28Andrew Santino?

  Unless she has no idea you're together, because you could go, "I don't know that weirdo." Someone goes, "This fucking guy go, I know, he's a piece of shit."

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  Listen, I don't have any grievances. I thought that everything was actually perfect.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  It was good.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Meal was good.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  And, okay, so-

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he didn't invite any strangers, you know what I mean, into dinner.

• 40:42Andrew Santino?

  How was, you got up on stage now?

• 40:45Speaker 05

  The 12 minutes? Oh, yeah.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  No, he did six minutes.

• 40:48Andrew Santino?

  Six?

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Let me, but-

• 40:50Speaker 05

  It's an eternity for me.

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  But, I'm, I'm gonna say this. Very good.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  I thought for a guy that doesn't do stand-up and-

• 40:57Andrew Santino?

  Hasn't done it in years.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  And to stay onstage for six minutes in front of that many people-

• 41:02Andrew Santino?

  It's a big deal.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  Is a big deal.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're gonna get you on Kill Tony now.

• 41:05Speaker 05

  What?

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  What venue are we watching?

• 41:07Speaker 05

  Uh, Minneapolis, the Orpheum.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Orpheum.

• 41:09Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna get him on Kill Tony now.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:11Andrew Santino?

  I'm serious. You should go do Kill Tony.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Now, you did open in, uh, which, alright, so I'm just gonna say this.

• 41:18Andrew Santino?

  Can we see?

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Before we even see, in Chicago, the Live Nation rep walked up to me and goes, "Interesting." I go, "Why?" "We opened with Israel."

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  It's topical.

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, but it was like-

• 41:34Speaker 05

  I said that's where I got my hair done and, yeah.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  It was cheap.

• 41:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  Out of a joke.

• 41:39Andrew Santino?

  It's funny.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:40Speaker 05

  I have to survive up there. I'm not a comedian.

• 41:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's trying. He's swinging. He has to swing. He's gotta swing.

• 41:45Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Do you wanna play his Orpheum?

• 41:47Andrew Santino?

  I wanna see, I wanna see some of it, yeah, for sure. I mean, we could watch the whole thing.

• 41:51Speaker 05

  I do like your black people, though.

• 41:57Speaker 05

  Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. They're, they're different from the ones in Texas and California, though, I noticed. They're not all like Anthony Edwards.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 42:08Speaker 05

  Anthony Edwards is the ones I expect. They're more like the "I am the captain now" kind of guys.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  Wait, stop.

• 42:22Andrew Santino?

  Huge pop.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Stop.

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

  That's awesome.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, stop, stop. Stop, stop for a second.

• 42:26Andrew Santino?

  That's so good. Can I see it again?

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, hold on.

• 42:28Andrew Santino?

  Wait, let me play that again.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  That was, I'm telling you right now.

• 42:31Andrew Santino?

  That's so good.

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  You guys added, you guys added laughs to it. I swear to God you did.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck are you?

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  You added laughs to it. There's no way that was a pop like that.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  Play it again. Let me hear it again. Wait, what do you mean added laughs?

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Dude, there's added track. There's no way it got a pop.

• 42:48Andrew Santino?

  This is footage of the show.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  I was there. See where the darkness is? I'm standing in that darkness.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, probably because he's ripping.

• 42:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:55Andrew Santino?

  Let me see.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  Say it again. Do it again.

• 43:02Andrew Santino?

  That's a good pop.

• 43:03Speaker 03

  Anthony Edwards is the ones I expect. They're more like the I am the captain now.

• 43:15Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you ripped.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

• 43:20Andrew Santino?

  Did you get laughs that loud?

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, dude. He never got in an applause break.

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  It sounded like it.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  He never got in applause break.

• 43:28Speaker 05

  Proof is in the pudding.

• 43:29Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna say, it looks like it.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Did you edit it?

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  Quince. Oh, the Oxford shirt that I have.

• 43:38Andrew Santino?

  You keep bragging about it.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  Went to the Golden Gala Awards, right? But I still wear it and I look smooth at night. In fact, I used it, I wore it with some slacks, right? Tucked it in with a belt and I went and saw the movie Obsession.

• 43:52Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, a little dress.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quince is, it's stylish and people go, oh my God, this guy is, you know what I mean? High level.

• 43:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, because Quince European linen pants and shirts are perfect warm weather upgrade.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  Say that again. I love that.

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're European linen pants.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, linen, oh, European.

• 44:05Andrew Santino?

  European leather is nice. European linen is nice. You add it to your rotation. And by the way, it starts at just $34. Their tees are soft, easy to wear. I wear them all the time. I do love them very much. Lightweight cotton. Sweaters are perfect for cooler summer nights.

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  Everything.

• 44:19Andrew Santino?

  Everything. Say it.

• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  Everything at Quince is priced 50 to 80% less than similar brands.

• 44:26Andrew Santino?

  That's insane. You're gonna get so much. Quality for a more affordable price and it's not cheap. I don't like the word cheap. It's not cheap. It's just unaffordable because that's what you deserve. And they go way beyond clothing. They're custom upholstered sofas, ceramic cookware, premium bedding. It's the kind of brand you end up recommending to everyone for literally everything. Quince does it right.

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  Elevate your summer wardrobe, fellows and ladies. Go to quince.com slash bad friends for free shipping on your order and a 365 day return.

• 44:53Andrew Santino?

  That's now available in Canada too. Our neighbors of the north, that's Quince, Q U I N C E dot com slash bad friends for free shipping and 365 day returns.

• 45:02Bobby Lee?

  Quince.com slash bad friends.

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• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Hello, wild one.

• 46:06Andrew Santino?

  Here's the wild one.

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  There's the wild one.

• 46:08Andrew Santino?

  Wild one, wild one.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  Wild one. Whoa, look at those pants.

• 46:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, you got a shirt with rats on it, dude.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  Sit down, you fucking.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Homeless chic.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  We're in the presence of a movie star.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Big movie star. Him, John Cena. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  The star of the new movie Little Brother with John Cena is here. Him and John share the screen.

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  On the, I saw the poster.

• 46:35Andrew Santino?

  Proving, I watched the movie.

• 46:37Speaker 03

  They sent it to you?

• 46:38Andrew Santino?

  I have it on my Netflix. I watched it.

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  Baby, I love to hear it.

• 46:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Homework.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I'm never gonna see it.

• 46:44Speaker 03

  Okay, weird start.

• 46:46Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 46:47Speaker 03

  Weird start.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna see it, I'm gonna see it.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  You promise?

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm a fan.

• 46:51Speaker 03

  Me and Bobby almost did a Comedy Central show together.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we did.

• 46:54Speaker 03

  Back in the good old.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 46:57Speaker 03

  Back in the good old days.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  Already.

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  What was that called?

• 47:00Speaker 03

  I didn't say anything bad. It was called the Bobby Lee Bonanza.

• 47:05Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 47:06Speaker 03

  And he played, you played a sous chef. It was the predecessor to chef.

• 47:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and what were you?

• 47:15Speaker 03

  Um, I was a very racist caricature of a.

• 47:19Andrew Santino?

  You played me?

• 47:20Speaker 03

  Like a Sambo.

• 47:21Andrew Santino?

  Sambo. Okay, Bobby.

• 47:23Speaker 03

  Like a Al Jolson kind of thing.

• 47:25Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 47:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, everyone, yeah.

• 47:27Bobby Lee?

  Literally wasn't.

• 47:28Speaker 03

  It was like a blackface.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  You were my best friend.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Alright, you were literally my best friend, isn't it?

• 47:34Speaker 03

  You're still my best friend.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's whatever, there was no Sambo.

• 47:38Speaker 03

  It was a bit, you know, it didn't age well, let me put it that way.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  It never got picked up.

• 47:42Andrew Santino?

  Give me, give me one of the lines.

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  It never got picked up.

• 47:45Speaker 03

  The one in lines, like, you was, your shoe shine, balls?

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz my shoes were dirty.

• 47:52Speaker 03

  Your shoes were dirty, it is, defense.

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  No, that was, no, he was just like a regular guy.

• 47:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, soup's ready, balls.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  No, that's, that's not what it was.

• 48:00Speaker 03

  And when we, and when we shot the pilot, we were having a ball.

• 48:03Andrew Santino?

  It was a good time.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:04Speaker 03

  No, he cast Donald Glover instead of me.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't cast Donald Glover.

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's.

• 48:10Speaker 03

  Word around the campfire.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  Smart move.

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  Hey, if you want, if you want a good career decision, you're gonna cast Donald Glover.

• 48:15Andrew Santino?

  Donald Glover.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  You know, there's a couple of things that, you brought that up before in front of me.

• 48:21Speaker 03

  Bobby, I'm trying to give the.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I understand.

• 48:24Speaker 03

  The audience needs context for our friendship.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  When you look at me like that, I feel like you're looking at me like to calm down.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  No, go ahead.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I.

• 48:31Speaker 03

  You're very sweet to me in the beginning. You took me out to dinner at the farmer's market.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we used to go to, you used to have those great parties?

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  He still has great parties.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  Block party.

• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  He's a big party guy.

• 48:41Speaker 03

  Why you making it weird?

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  I know, but there was a

• 48:44Speaker 03

  I think it's the fucking coolest.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, but there was a 20 year gap between parties.

• 48:50Speaker 03

  Wait a minute. You took me to dinner when I was a very young comedian.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Treated you like

• 48:55Speaker 03

  A king.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  A king.

• 48:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 48:57Speaker 03

  Didn't cast me in the show, but that's okay.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay. See, there's these little tiny That's what it is with this guy. With this guy, he is, he is, he's like a Korean. You're very Korean.

• 49:09Speaker 03

  Why, like massive aggressive jab?

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  No, you have little, like resentments that build because this business, business is hard and it comes out in weird ways, right? And this is the way it comes out with him, right? He has another one about, about

• 49:22Speaker 03

  The resentment?

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, holding on to resentment about how he's perceived this, which is fucking bullshit, that he auditioned for Mad TV. He didn't get it and he thought that I treated him differently after that he didn't get it.

• 49:34Andrew Santino?

  Is that true?

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 49:36Speaker 03

  He got a little Hollywood.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  Is any of it not true?

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what he's talking about.

• 49:41Speaker 03

  Let's just say, um, the texts, the responses, they didn't come back.

• 49:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, brother.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I don't text that.

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  Anybody.

• 49:49Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no. There was, there was texts were flowing. I didn't get on season 14 of Mad TV, known as the best season.

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  Best season of life.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  It was the one, it was the one, it was the year that buried.

• 50:00Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  That was the year that it buried the show.

• 50:03Speaker 03

  I think it canceled.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  They got canceled. That was the last season. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and that's God's work. Because look at your career now.

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Right? So fuck you.

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  It is true.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  It worked out for the better.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:19Speaker 03

  He told me crazy stories back in the day.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you can't say them.

• 50:22Speaker 03

  What is there? He told me he tried to quit drugs called turkey on the show.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 50:26Speaker 03

  And weird fucking ooze started coming out.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I shit my pants and when I played Connie Chung, yes.

• 50:31Speaker 03

  And our Spears was going, damn, it smells like shit.

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that is a true story. It's not funny.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  It's very funny.

• 50:38Speaker 03

  He told that to me. I was like, hey, isn't that funny?

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. It's something happened where I was detoxing off of Vicodin, right?

• 50:47Speaker 03

  Oh, you were, Vicodin was your thing.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  That's a dangerous thing to get hooked.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 50:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, you don't want to get hooked.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Two days before I did Connie Chung, right? The show

• 50:54Speaker 03

  Tried to quit cold turkey?

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the show goes, you're, you, you gotta get off the drugs.

• 50:59Speaker 03

  Taper, though.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't know anything about it. So I, so on

• 51:02Speaker 03

  How old were you at the time?

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, I was 32.

• 51:06Speaker 03

  Okay, so you're on Mad TV, you get Mad TV, but you weren't, before Mad TV-

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  This is your second season.

• 51:11Speaker 03

  You weren't on television before this.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  I did commercials.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  But like you were-

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  And I had done, I had done, I had done Harold Kumar.

• 51:20Speaker 03

  I thought you was gonna say heroin.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  Harold Kumar.

• 51:22Speaker 03

  So this was big for you? To be on Mad TV?

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was pretty big.

• 51:27Speaker 03

  So the pressure is immense, you're, you're going down to LA, you're getting pills?

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

• 51:32Speaker 03

  And you're having a good time?

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  So where, no, no, where I got, where I got the, where I got-

• 51:36Speaker 03

  9/11?

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  There was a Second City guy, right? Who had-

• 51:41Speaker 03

  Everything.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  He had, um, Vicodin for horses.

• 51:45Speaker 03

  Oh, Jesus Christ.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  They were like these big blue, they were big blue Vicodin pills.

• 51:50Andrew Santino?

  He had Vicodin and ivermectin, he had both.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  It was something, it was a specific, big blue pill.

• 51:56Speaker 03

  See, this is a good story.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Right? That, he would, cause, because a lot of the cast members was from Second City, he would give me these big, I would-

• 52:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, those big, all sheer pills.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  All my money on these big blue Vicodin pills, and he, um,

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  he knew writers and cast members, right?

• 52:16Speaker 03

  Oh, and they were like, stop, they're like, stop selling this shit to Bobby.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it was a secret, right? So I would give him like three or four grand, that's why Ari-

• 52:23Speaker 03

  Three or four grand?

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's why Ari Shaffir beat me up, because one time, I asked Ari for four grand. Cause I, I was on Mad and I had no money left.

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  You asked, he beat you up because you-

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  That's not what the context of that was.

• 52:36Speaker 03

  Ari? Ari?

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  The real context, yeah, the real-

• 52:39Speaker 03

  Couldn't imagine his like arms swinging.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, he beat me up. At the end of the day-

• 52:44Speaker 03

  This is at Hong Kong?

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  No. That's- Do you have any qualms with this Mr. Andre?

• 52:49Andrew Santino?

  No, we've actually got along very well over here. It's been pretty amazing.

• 52:53Speaker 03

  There's no qualms. We've actually called each other and we, we talked about how much we love taking pills out of you.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you seem to always have like a little thing with me.

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  But wait, maybe it's you.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it's me.

• 53:05Andrew Santino?

  You think it's him?

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:06Speaker 03

  I don't have a thing with anyone else in the comedy community. I get along with everybody. When we were at that Netflix brunch?

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:12Speaker 03

  Santino goes, you talk to everybody, there's people here, not in front of you. You talk to everybody, you got something, I go, well, there's one guy here, you know, we're kind of roughly each other's friends.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I talk to everybody too. On that Netflix lunch.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  Ah, yeah.

• 53:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's not what most people say.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  I talk to Odenkirk, I'll talk to Jon Stewart, I talk to a lot of people.

• 53:30Speaker 03

  You could name a few.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I named a few. FYI. I was very social. I was very social.

• 53:36Speaker 03

  So, so Paul Shear selling you the pills and then Ari.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it wasn't Paul Shear.

• 53:40Speaker 03

  Why does Ari?

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  I love you, Paul.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  Why did Ari punch, why did Ari throw a punch at you?

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, this is all, all news.

• 53:47Speaker 03

  And also, I love, you guys have me as a guest on your show and all we do, we spend the time talking about Bobby the whole time.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  We have. All right, let's talk about your movie. How was the movie?

• 53:56Andrew Santino?

  He's a movie star now, dude.

• 53:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Movie star.

• 53:59Speaker 03

  This is kind of like, I did one movie.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty big. Netflix is, it's gonna be the top movie on Netflix.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Top movie on Netflix.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  100%.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  You think so?

• 54:08Andrew Santino?

  There's no doubt in my mind.

• 54:09Speaker 03

  I'm flattered by that. I hope so.

• 54:10Andrew Santino?

  No doubt.

• 54:10Speaker 03

  I hope so.

• 54:11Andrew Santino?

  When you did the, when you did the scene at the golf course naked, you had your cock out, huh?

• 54:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, they give you a little.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, the Merkin?

• 54:18Speaker 03

  They give you a little bag, but it, it flew off.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  I wanted you to be butt naked for that, because I know.

• 54:23Speaker 03

  I was, I was.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  You would have had fun, yeah.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  That's gonna kill it.

• 54:26Speaker 03

  Well, you know, I try to keep it on.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:28Speaker 03

  But it, it, the thing, the thing, you know, with the water, it slips off.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  John, good guy, dude.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Good guy.

• 54:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a, he's an ace.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  He is an ace.

• 54:36Speaker 03

  Sweet guy, total pro, like.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  A nice guy.

• 54:40Speaker 03

  100% like, shows up early, always prepared.

• 54:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:48Speaker 03

  Just like a total pro, like WWE is actually, in my opinion, the greatest acting school you could ever go to.

• 54:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, we've seen it work.

• 54:58Speaker 03

  Well, think about it. They have to have a monologue that they got that afternoon on the plane. They have to deliver something out of their mouth that's five pages long, uh, in front of 40,000 people.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  He can improvise.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I, I mean.

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  It's not like, it's not an Aaron Sorkin project where you have to do it word by word.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but he said you have.

• 55:19Speaker 03

  I'm making a larger point. I'm making, I'm making a large. Sure, besides the.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:25Speaker 03

  I'm just saying, what they have to do, they have to go to Dublin, you know, one night, deliver a monologue that's exposition about the next fight in Des Moines that the audience isn't even connected to, and then another wrestler comes out and like, you know, they do John Wick stunts. For like forty five minutes, then they got to deliver more exposition about it's like. If you could go through that for as many years as he went through it, a movie is like nothing like.

• 55:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is bullshit.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  He's like, do it again. That's fine. Yeah, we can take it again. Fuck that.

• 55:59Speaker 03

  Another take not in front of forty thousand.

• 56:02Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's why if you like, you know what's so funny about that? When you when I watched the Hogan documentary, it showed. Many reasons why he gained popularity Hulk Hogan, but like one of them also was. His delivery, his character delivery on those pops, whatever they call them, like the.

• 56:18Speaker 03

  Promos.

• 56:18Andrew Santino?

  The promo pops.

• 56:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  He was flawless.

• 56:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:21Andrew Santino?

  Like he wouldn't miss and they got it so tight, so good. And he was, then they watched guys, you watched guys. They did outtakes on that. It was wild to watch because people get defeated.

• 56:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:31Andrew Santino?

  Like if they fuck up, they're like, fuck, do it again. And they would do it again. And you watch these guys like lose the character.

• 56:37Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  And then they have to take it. It was kind of powerful to watch. So the more people that could stay in it, like what you're saying.

• 56:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  That's how they got, that's like, it was so organic.

• 56:46Speaker 03

  There's very few guys willing to get that jacked and do that much. Wrestling and stunt work and also have to deliver. Pages and pages of dialogue and monologues like in an instant.

• 57:04Andrew Santino?

  And also committing to the character.

• 57:05Speaker 03

  And commit to the character.

• 57:06Andrew Santino?

  Storyline.

• 57:07Speaker 03

  And the storyline and in front of fifty thousand people.

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 57:12Speaker 03

  Impossibly hard. So it's like you only get one of those guys a generation. It's like Hulk Hogan is like the guy for ten, twenty years. Then you get Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:21Speaker 03

  For another ten, twenty years. Then you get John.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  For another twenty years.

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  And who's next?

• 57:27Speaker 03

  I, I, I don't know. Cody Rhodes?

• 57:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he seems like the guy.

• 57:30Speaker 03

  He's the best. I just did Street Fighter with him. He's the best.

• 57:33Andrew Santino?

  That's the guy that everyone I think has pinned to be the guy.

• 57:35Speaker 03

  He's the best. And his dad was Dusty Rhodes and his, and his brother's Gold Dust.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Gold Dust.

• 57:39Speaker 03

  Gold Dust. And, you know. So I just, I, last year I got to work with. John all summer and then I went to Australia and did Street Fighter with, with Cody. It's like, I love working with wrestling. And I grew up, I grew up with Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Junkyard Dog, Sheets on my bed.

• 58:00Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  So it's like a total.

• 58:01Andrew Santino?

  Did you ever know Tonga the Kid?

• 58:04Speaker 03

  John Tonga the Kid? Yeah. This was shot in New York. I don't know Tonga the Kid.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  This is his favorite.

• 58:09Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, this is New Jersey.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Every time I bring up Tonga the Kid, no one knows Tonga.

• 58:12Speaker 03

  This is New Jersey?

• 58:12Bobby Lee?

  You don't know Tonga the Kid?

• 58:14Speaker 03

  This is before my time.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 58:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, let me tell you something.

• 58:16Speaker 03

  You're much older than me.

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  We're on his land right now. We're on his land.

• 58:20Speaker 03

  Do we do a sacred?

• 58:21Andrew Santino?

  We should do an acknowledgement if we don't.

• 58:22Speaker 03

  Do we do a sacred land acknowledgement?

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:24Speaker 03

  We're on Bobby's land or Tonga's?

• 58:28Speaker 03

  Okay, I don't feel comfortable with this part of the conversation.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 58:32Speaker 03

  I don't feel comfortable.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 58:34Speaker 03

  At an AAPI panel.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm Polynesian.

• 58:36Speaker 03

  I'm polyamorous.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:39Speaker 03

  I haven't told my wife, but I'm polyamorous.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  Is Tonga still alive?

• 58:42Andrew Santino?

  My god, I hope so.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at him.

• 58:43Speaker 03

  A lot of these guys are not alive.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:45Speaker 03

  It's like, they're big guys, they did a lot of crazy steroids and drugs.

• 58:49Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he's alive.

• 58:50Speaker 03

  Good for him.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  Tonga, big fan.

• 58:52Andrew Santino?

  Fatu.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Sam Fatu.

• 58:53Andrew Santino?

  He does.

• 58:53Speaker 03

  I'm going to Topgolf tonight.

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 58:57Speaker 03

  I'm Korean.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, smart, yeah.

• 58:59Speaker 03

  I'm fully, I'm fully getting, I'm fully getting plastic surgery to become Korean.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't wait.

• 59:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  See, most of us are turning Chinese, that's the new trend.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm turning Chinese.

• 59:08Speaker 03

  Not me?

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:09Speaker 03

  What were you gonna say? Am I what?

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Were you serious when you wanted, you said, you texted me, you go, you want to go on tour together?

• 59:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was fucking serious.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  Do it.

• 59:17Speaker 03

  I love you, man, you're fucking funny.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  I would do a show with you.

• 59:19Speaker 03

  You gave me one of the best pieces of advice one time, you said, "Make them laugh before your first joke on your walk to the stage." You gave me that advice very young and I was like, that's the fucking best? Because it shakes off the jitters so that that first, like, taking the mic out of the stand, all that shit isn't awkward. So I always, I'll sneak up behind the audience and do a bunch of fucking goofy ass Andy Kaufman shit.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, I love you, man.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's, um...

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  It's smart because then, once you do start talking, they don't laugh, so I think that's a very good move.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, here's another note that-

• 59:55Speaker 03

  Also, I want to steal your material.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:58Speaker 03

  On tour.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Alright, yeah, do it. I'll do yours.

• 1:00:00Andrew Santino?

  But honestly.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  We should do, on Halloween?

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'll do yours.

• 1:00:04Speaker 03

  On Halloween, we said that's, I gave you full permission to do the brown face, I don't know, what am I?

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here's another note that I have, is, there's a difference between writing funny and being funny.

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Do you understand what I mean?

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so a lot of new comics will just memorize whatever they wrote.

• 1:00:21Speaker 03

  Hey, girl.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Hey, girl.

• 1:00:23Andrew Santino?

  Hi, eh. Writing for being funny.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, shut the fuck up! I'm not gay!

• 1:00:29Andrew Santino?

  Some people are funny, some people are right.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  Okay dude.

• 1:00:34Speaker 03

  Spill that tea, girl.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  Tell us, go off, queen.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  I really want.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  You understand what I mean?

• 1:00:40Speaker 03

  I want your belly back.

• 1:00:42Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:00:42Speaker 03

  I know you're trying to do the Kumail thing, you're probably doing peptides.

• 1:00:45Andrew Santino?

  He's getting jacked.

• 1:00:46Speaker 03

  Don't, please don't.

• 1:00:48Andrew Santino?

  Remember I was so.

• 1:00:48Speaker 03

  You with that pot belly, when you really had the dad bod.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:52Speaker 03

  Every, before you told a joke, I was laughing.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:56Speaker 03

  Cause you looked.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:58Speaker 03

  You looked like human comedy.

• 1:01:01Speaker 03

  Why are, in this Bad Friends circular thing, why is it a cartoon of you with a Chicano community leader?

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  That's Paul Rodriguez. That's a young.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I replaced Paul, you didn't know that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:15Speaker 03

  Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Bad Friends was really with him and Paul. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  The original.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I look like, like a Cheech Marin.

• 1:01:21Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  Like, yeah. Yeah.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Then we're gonna podcast it.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  But why do I look like Salvador Dali in this one?

• 1:01:29Andrew Santino?

  You have a Dali style.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  You think I have a Dali style?

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  You have a very Dali bite.

• 1:01:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, I liked when you guys popped up on Happy Gilmore, that made me happy.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool. You know what, I'll be honest with you.

• 1:01:37Andrew Santino?

  Huge for us.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  As, as a comic, I have to say.

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  It was awesome.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  I think you're very funny. You, you're just, you're, you have my.

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  I love you.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you have my kind of energy.

• 1:01:47Speaker 03

  I.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  We're, I think we're similar. The other day when.

• 1:01:49Speaker 03

  You never come by the house.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Behind me when.

• 1:01:51Speaker 03

  Cantino's come by the house.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  I hadn't seen you in years. And you came up behind me, took my shirt wrapped over my head.

• 1:01:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I hadn't seen you in years.

• 1:01:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  That's my kind of energy.

• 1:02:00Speaker 03

  I know, but you got very shy.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:02:03Speaker 03

  You got shy.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  I got shy, yeah, yeah, because I'm more corporate.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm more corporate and I watch what I say, okay?

• 1:02:12Speaker 03

  You're a corporate, big corporate fan?

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm corporate, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  Have you ever done a corporate gig?

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  What? I've never done one.

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  I've never once asked, been asked.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  When I hear comics like, I had to do a corporate gig once and yada, yada, yada. I'm like, how? How did that happen?

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  Not once.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Not me either, never.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  I mean, why would, why would a single corporation look at us and ask us?

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  Here's another reason.

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  We're top shrew or something.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  A compliment is, you've always, even as a youngster, right, you've always been, you've always been fashionable.

• 1:02:42Speaker 03

  You think so?

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. I've always, yeah, I've always thought to myself, Eric Andre is fashionable.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever said it?

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  I never said it to you, but I always felt it like you're cool.

• 1:02:51Speaker 03

  Thanks, man.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dress wise.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:53Speaker 03

  Cantino's like, do you want me to leave you two or?

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  I couldn't care less.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't care. No, no, no, no. He doesn't care.

• 1:03:00Speaker 03

  We were gonna do a movie together.

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 1:03:04Speaker 03

  We're gonna do something together. We're gonna do something together one day.

• 1:03:07Andrew Santino?

  We were gonna do a movie together.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What happened?

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  It went by the wayside.

• 1:03:11Speaker 03

  You got, you got a little sunburn.

• 1:03:14Andrew Santino?

  I did?

• 1:03:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  Today?

• 1:03:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  Really? Is it my face?

• 1:03:17Speaker 03

  You got a little fuck.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  I got a little color?

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  You got.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  Golf?

• 1:03:19Speaker 03

  Well, it's a little red.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  You golfed it?

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:03:21Speaker 03

  You gotta do SPF, dude. You're gonna kill yourself.

• 1:03:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm doing SPF, bud.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm doing it every time.

• 1:03:26Speaker 03

  I'm not joking.

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  Look, blue lizard. Look up blue lizard.

• 1:03:30Speaker 03

  I thought, I, I hope, I hope you're getting moles checked and all that stuff.

• 1:03:33Andrew Santino?

  I'm getting it checked. I got, I already got two.

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  Nah, cuz you're out golf, I know you're always out golfing and you're, you're not, you're careless.

• 1:03:39Andrew Santino?

  Blue lizard, dude.

• 1:03:40Speaker 03

  You can look up whatever you want right now.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  Is that a good, I wanna use it. Is that a good?

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  I love blue lizard.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  Okay, well, you're taking it in a weird direction.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  Brother, I like blue lizard.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Do you use facial creams at night?

• 1:03:53Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Like when you, what, what?

• 1:03:55Speaker 03

  When I was in Korea.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:57Speaker 03

  All my platonic galf pals were like going every store and buy me every lotion. And I came back, it looked like I was like smuggling lotions into.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  They do have the best shit.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  And, and, um.

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  There's a.

• 1:04:17Speaker 03

  A beautiful people.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  There's a new Korean.

• 1:04:21Speaker 03

  What are you fucking at?

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't know where it is, that's why. There's a new Korean store that just opened for those safe products, right? It was like a two mile line.

• 1:04:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  Where is it?

• 1:04:30Speaker 03

  And they're using like snail, like snail venom shit.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  New Korean, two mile, yeah.

• 1:04:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is a real, this is a real pitch and you're gonna think I'm joking.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  And I don't know, how good is your Korean?

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  It's called Olive Young. That's what it's called. Olive Young.

• 1:04:44Speaker 03

  Can you speak?

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  Now, how good my joke am I?

• 1:04:46Speaker 03

  Fluent. Why don't we pitch a super duper low budget, wacky comedy show to Korean television?

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  And speak only in Korean?

• 1:04:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, I can be the, I can play the dumb American and you give me like.

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I literally, you probably know more Korean than I do.

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  That's probably.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  That's how little I know.

• 1:05:07Speaker 03

  Annyeonghaseyo.

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, annyeonghaseyo, I know. Hana, dureul, set, net, that's all. That's all I can count to.

• 1:05:12Andrew Santino?

  No, he can.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  That's four.

• 1:05:13Speaker 03

  No way.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  Now, how good, yeah, I can say goch, I can say certain thing, hakkyo is a school.

• 1:05:21Speaker 03

  Donnell Rawlings, and I'm not making this up.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  No, I know.

• 1:05:24Speaker 03

  Fluent Korean.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  He knows more than, he's done my part. He knows more than I do. And Donnell hates me.

• 1:05:29Speaker 03

  It's mind blowing. He hates you.

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:32Speaker 03

  Since when? Why?

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  He just has a, he has a little thing with me.

• 1:05:35Speaker 03

  You told me no comedians hate you at the Netflix comedy brunch.

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  He wasn't there.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don, Don, yeah, Don was there.

• 1:05:40Speaker 03

  You asked Donnell.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, Olive Young is a mile long. I want to go in there.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  Let's go.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's go.

• 1:05:47Andrew Santino?

  Where is it?

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where is Olive Young? Pasadena.

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  So there's a, there's a, there's a long line. Can't you just call and say I'm Bobby Lee?

• 1:05:54Speaker 03

  It's temporarily closed.

• 1:05:56Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 1:05:57Speaker 03

  You can call and say I'm Bobby Lee and they'll cut you to the front of the line.

• 1:06:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they'll get you in there, Bob.

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  Wait, click on the, is it closed? Is that true?

• 1:06:04Speaker 05

  Not Century City was.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  Ah, Century.

• 1:06:06Speaker 03

  You know, I thought that was your mom the whole time. That really tripped me out. This is why I don't like this chair that much. Cause I can't, first of all, come on.

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, we have to.

• 1:06:16Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 1:06:16Andrew Santino?

  We have to for the sake of, no, it's for the sake of the show.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Jack Black's out there.

• 1:06:19Andrew Santino?

  Jack Black, those chairs have been sat in by legends.

• 1:06:24Andrew Santino?

  Merle Haggard.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  Merle Haggard. Mort Saul.

• 1:06:26Andrew Santino?

  Mort Saul.

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:28Andrew Santino?

  Uh, Shecky Green.

• 1:06:29Speaker 03

  That's not true.

• 1:06:30Andrew Santino?

  All of them.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:31Speaker 03

  Mort Saul.

• 1:06:32Andrew Santino?

  Mort Saul.

• 1:06:33Speaker 03

  There's no way.

• 1:06:33Andrew Santino?

  Red Skeleton.

• 1:06:34Speaker 03

  Skeleton.

• 1:06:35Andrew Santino?

  Red Skeleton. Red Skeleton.

• 1:06:37Speaker 03

  Sid Caesar.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  Flip Wilson. We've had black.

• 1:06:41Andrew Santino?

  Did you do this cat skills?

• 1:06:42Speaker 03

  We've had blacks.

• 1:06:43Andrew Santino?

  We've had some.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, from the sixties.

• 1:06:44Speaker 03

  Have you had blacks?

• 1:06:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a couple.

• 1:06:46Speaker 03

  Did the blacks go crazy when they're in here?

• 1:06:49Andrew Santino?

  Blacks love this show.

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  They love it. They love this.

• 1:06:51Speaker 03

  The blacks just.

• 1:06:52Andrew Santino?

  The blacks love this show, baby.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  Your laugh is demonic.

• 1:06:58Andrew Santino?

  I love hog wild.

• 1:06:59Speaker 03

  Blacks just go hog wild in these places.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:03Speaker 03

  So can you just tell us something about the movie? Okay, so the movie, I play, I play, um, seeing his little brother.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:11Speaker 03

  So he like, did like a, uh, you know, uh, uh.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  Genetic testing.

• 1:07:15Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no. It's not, it's not, um, what is that? Junior, twins?

• 1:07:20Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-three and me. It was like.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Mama.

• 1:07:21Speaker 03

  No, not biological. So he like, thirty years ago, when he was in high school and I was ten, he did like a program.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  The Big Brother.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Big Brother. Oh, I like it.

• 1:07:31Speaker 03

  He like, uh, you know, adopted me for a few weekends. And it was, he just did it for like, it looked good on his resume for college.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:07:38Speaker 03

  But for me, you know, this abandonment.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Life altering.

• 1:07:40Speaker 03

  You know, a ten-year-old, it was life altering.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:44Speaker 03

  Then I get this horrible car accident. He gets a call from the hospital like, oh, your brother's in the hospital. He is a biological brother. So he's like, shit. So he runs to the hospital with his wife. He opens the curtain and it's me. He hasn't seen me since I was 10.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:58Speaker 03

  So it's just me. I'm all fucked up. I'm in the medical halo. I'm like, ah, blood coming out of my mouth.

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:02Speaker 03

  And they're like, who the fuck is this? And they're like, holy shit. I think that's my little brother from the, the program.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:11Speaker 03

  But I haven't seen this guy in 30 years. I only hung out with him a few, few, a few weekends when we were kids.

• 1:08:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:16Speaker 03

  And then I slowly, it's like a what about Bob meets the movie Parasite? I slowly like, like the wife kind of starts, you know, she's enchanted by me.

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 1:08:26Speaker 03

  The kids love me. His brother loves me. Everyone at work loves me. He's trying to be a real estate agent on this reality TV show. And he almost gets like kicked off the show, but they love me so much. They want not only him back, but they want, so I like drive him nuts.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  I love, that's it. I don't, I want people to watch it. So that's, you know, I mean, that's a great premise.

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  This movie is on Netflix. Go watch Little Brother. Also Eric is on the very first episode of The Bad Game Show.

• 1:08:50Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:08:51Andrew Santino?

  We, your episode number one.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm very excited. Episode number one.

• 1:08:53Andrew Santino?

  All right, we gotta, we gotta go.

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  Can you look in the camera and say, thank you for being a bad friend?

• 1:08:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, please.

• 1:08:59Speaker 03

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  Yes.