Bobby Can See!

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Bobby Lee?

  Hey everybody, my best friend in the whole world, the funniest comic in the world is playing San Diego in Del Mar.

• 0:36Andrew Santino?

  Del Mar dude.

• 0:37Bobby Lee?

  And go see his show, man. It's fucking amazing.

• 0:39Andrew Santino?

  June 20th, I'm doing two shows at The Sound in Del Mar. It's new, it's a newer venue. It looks amazing. I'm doing two shows, an early show and a late show.

• 0:46Bobby Lee?

  Come down to The Sound!

• 0:47Andrew Santino?

  Come down to The Sound! Go to andrewsantino.com for the tickets. Andrew Santino.com.

• 0:51Bobby Lee?

  Hey y'all!

• 0:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh!

• 0:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 0:53Andrew Santino?

  We have...

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  Dude, we're so excited!

• 0:55Andrew Santino?

  We are.

• 0:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because we created our own game show and it's called The Bad Game Show!

• 0:59Andrew Santino?

  The Bad Game Show. It airs every single Wednesday right here on our channel, the Bad Friends Podcast channel, starting this Wednesday.

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  Starting this Wednesday!

• 1:07Andrew Santino?

  For 10 weeks straight.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  For 10 weeks. We did 10 episodes and they're all strong!

• 1:11Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal guests. Watch it every Wednesday.

• 1:13Bobby Lee?

  Watch it every Wednesday.

• 1:14Andrew Santino?

  Please?

• 1:15Speaker 03

  You two are bad friends.

• 1:17Speaker 04

  Who are these two idiots?

• 1:18Speaker 03

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 1:24Speaker 04

  Oh, you two are something.

• 1:25Speaker 03

  We're bad friends.

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  Hi, bad friends. I am Andrew.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  I am Andrew.

• 1:30Andrew Santino?

  This is my students are here today.

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  I teach film.

• 1:34Andrew Santino?

  Film? That's Filipino. Film?

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Film.

• 1:38Andrew Santino?

  We will do movie films?

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:39Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you fancy, I feel good in your, in your, in your style.

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  Your style.

• 1:44Andrew Santino?

  You feel...

• 1:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:45Andrew Santino?

  Handsomer. Handsomer? You feel handsomer?

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:49Andrew Santino?

  Beep beep beep beep. Welcome back to Bad Friends. Today, we've got a ton of interns.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm taking this off.

• 1:55Andrew Santino?

  Ton of interns.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  It's so itchy.

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  How do you do this? All day long with the itchy hair?

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  We've got Quinnipiac interns are here once again, making their return to the show.

• 2:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they're here to watch.

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  Magic.

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  Magic, pure magic, yeah.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  It's good to see you, Andrew. Thank you. Yeah, and.

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  I'm very hungover right now.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  You drank last night?

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  Got the case of the Irish flu, baby.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Where'd you go last night?

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  To the Dodgers, I want to go see the Dodgers play.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  The amount of Japanese people because of Shohei, it's crazy. Half of the words at the stadium now are in Japanese. What's next? What are they gonna do to my America next? You were just serving kimchi with the hot dogs?

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  You think Shohei could have played during the 40s?

• 2:45Andrew Santino?

  Prohibition of 40s?

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  The 1940s, like two days, would they sign him two days after Pearl Harbor, you think? I mean, he's good, right?

• 2:54Andrew Santino?

  But they're angry. We're hitting bombs all over the world for Shohei Ohtani. The guy is amazing.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  He's amazing.

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  He's so good to watch.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  He's so, so tall, handsome.

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  This guy's so handsome.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a cutie ball.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  All right, and this guy's slotted to make.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he's cute.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  He's very cute.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  He's Astro Boy.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  He's Astro Boy.

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  He's Astro Boy, dude.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  It's me. Shohei.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  Look at how.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he's Astro Boy, dude.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 3:26Andrew Santino?

  He's got all of his vision now, so.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  I can see everything, dude. You know, I was driving, so I just got glasses for the first time in my life.

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  And I was driving through Langcliffe by Universal, right? And you know, when you're driving down that to go to Langcliffe, you see the Universal City Park.

• 3:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  But I never saw the rides.

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  You just saw a bunch of blobs?

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  I just saw a blur.

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  And I was driving today, I was going, oh, they have rides? Like, you could see the roller coasters and stuff. Yeah, I could, I could never see them.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy, you've never seen any of that.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  They have a new roller coaster, it's the Fast and Furious.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  Vin Diesel's gonna bless it.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  They are.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  And I wore glasses, I realized that my girlfriend's white.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  I thought she was black the whole time.

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I'm kidding.

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there.

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  Fast and the family.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever been there? I've never been there, I don't think.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I have.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  You did, Chad.

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  You bailed. Yeah, we went to Halloween Horror Nights and you bailed.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  I only went when, um, in the front when Adam Ray used to play Wolverine.

• 4:28Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness.

• 4:29Andrew Santino?

  You went when he was working there?

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:30Andrew Santino?

  It's so, so long ago.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  He had the claws. He was walking around. Yeah, I had to throw pennies at him.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  That's, no, I did, to see if he can fling him with his plastic.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  See if you could hit him?

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  But he picked them up because he's a Jew. But anyway, guys.

• 4:45Andrew Santino?

  I think you, you're, you look vibrant.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  Because your glasses, I think, are empowering you.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  I can see so much.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  Now you can see you feel more, you feel more up.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's trees in my backyard. I didn't realize. I mean, beyond the fence, it was just a blur, right?

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Dude, the way you see the world. And how do you, how did you drive for all these years?

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Instinct.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  Just feel?

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  No, you, you can see lights, so it's instinct. You can't see the lines on the ground.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  That's why his car has all these dings. I was gonna say, he's never gonna have a ding on his car ever again.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Ever again. So it's instinct. It's like, I assume.

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  It's a vibe.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm a ventura.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  It's a lot of assumptions and, yeah, and stuff like that.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I kind of know how to get to my house and how to get to the Comedy Store.

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's like three roads. Literally, like, from here to your house is like three main roads.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  It's three main roads, so it's, I memorized that.

• 5:41Andrew Santino?

  So easy.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but Mulholland is a windy, treacherous road.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  It can be, but there's two ways to get to your house. Three ways to get to your.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  There is three ways to get to my house, yeah.

• 5:50Andrew Santino?

  And to the store is, and the store is two roads.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  It really is two roads. It's two roads to get to my house. Yeah, yeah.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, it's so easy.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  But they're both, I mean, one of them's long, which is over a hill.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  It's a hill long, yeah.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a long hill.

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  It's a long.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I can see things that I've never been able to see before.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  I can see things I couldn't see before. Was that in the song?

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm so in tune with you sometimes.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  You were really out of it.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I went right into it, dude.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  I knew, because when you did the Jew joke, I knew that was.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  When you did the Wolverine Jew joke, I was like, ah, he's gonna say?

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm gonna start singing a song.

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  I wanna be a kung fu fighter.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  Do it again.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  Do it again.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Believe in me. I just made that up.

• 6:35Andrew Santino?

  Me too.

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  By the way, we even sung the song wrong.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  And I still got it. It's not, "I wanna be a Kung-Fu." Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting.

• 6:46Speaker 05

  I wanna be.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  But you still were.

• 6:49Andrew Santino?

  Actually, I was there.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  You were still.

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  We're humming, we're humming, we're humming.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  I can connect to you. I've been obsessed with, um, Comics Unleashed.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  He sent me five clips.

• 6:58Speaker 05

  Same.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, and I, and I've come to a conclusion.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  We're living in the dystopian.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, don't say that, don't say that. We're not. We're not, we're not.

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  It's so crazy.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy, and I, can I just throw my, um...

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  Why can't we do it? Can you and I do it?

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, I pitch, so here's the deal. This is the tru-, this is the truth.

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  There's Freddie Lockhart, that's our boy.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So here's the truth.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  My manager manages the executive producer of Comics Unleashed.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:32Speaker 05

  That's not the joke.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  That's not the joke.

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  This makes so much sense.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  It's not even a joke. I literally pitched this.

• 7:39Andrew Santino?

  That makes so much sense.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  I literally pitched this.

• 7:41Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  I go, "Okay, so, can you book..."

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  Of course she does.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  Of course. Remember when she lost a lighter at dinner?

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, yeah.

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  Do you remember this? She got a lighter from the fucking waiter, and the server was nice enough to be like, "Yeah, I can get a lighter from my car," or whatever.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:58Andrew Santino?

  He gave it to her, she smokes, and he comes back, he's like, "Can I get that lighter?" She's like, "I don't know where it is." He just gave you his lighter.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  So I pitched, the next day, I was, so one night, I couldn't sleep, because I just kept watching, you know what I mean, clips of Comics Unleashed. I was obsessed with it.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  It's so weird.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  It's so weird. So, um, the next day, I called my manager, and I go, "You know, you, I know the executive producer you rep." Right? Because she used, this person used to open for me. Yeah, so I pitched her this. Andrew, me, Tim Dillon, and Burt Kreischer.

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  That's a pretty good pitch.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  On a Comics Unleashed.

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  And so I know that before you go, Byron wants to know what your question is, right, so that...

• 8:42Andrew Santino?

  He wants to know your joke, so he can...

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  So he can lay you up.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, give you a setup.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Like, you know what I mean? "I heard you got a new washing machine," or whatever.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  Tell you something about the way these motherfuckers be shaking.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:52Andrew Santino?

  My washing machine, I sit on that thing, if I haven't gone to the bathroom in a few days, it'll shake me right up. That's basically what it is.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  So this is what happened. This is, I literally pitched this to Abby. I want this to happen. All right?

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  Me, you, Tim Dillon, and who?

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  And Burt Kreischer.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Burt Kreischer.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Or somebody, you know.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  I think, I think Donnell Rawlings would be.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  Donnell would be funny.

• 9:08Andrew Santino?

  He would get so pissed at us.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So this is what we would do. Okay? So this is my pitch. All right. Before the show, you know, you, you have to tell them what the setups are.

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  I already know what you're doing.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna swap jokes?

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  No, we're not even gonna do the jokes at all.

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  So he's gonna go, oh, talk about your dad. You know what I mean? I'm gonna go, there's a genociding Gaza.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  All right? We don't answer any of the questions.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  They'll never air it.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  And then at one point, I do a narcoleptic fit.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  And I pass out.

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Right? And the YouTube Byron Allen, right? He just let him be.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  He just does this. I lay on the ground for the whole show.

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  The rest of the show.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  The rest of the show.

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  Do we have to do the show?

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  But, but I come back alive.

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  What's the key word that brings you back to life?

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  And I want Tim to go off on some sort of Israel rant, or he has a rant on politics.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Like, I heard you're from the East Coast, and him going on some rant.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  He's like, well, the way that we're desecrating the world.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  He's the best.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  So then what happens? I wake up, right? And I go, do you wanna see my dog?

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I have a dog named Julio, who no one can see.

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  He's a rabid.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's a rabid dog.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we have Hulu in his mask. You bring out Honey, Jules' mom, in a dominatrix outfit.

• 10:27Andrew Santino?

  With, was this a fever dream you had?

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. It's what I pitched.

• 10:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  It's what I fucking pitched, right? And Julio going, ah, and she's coming out with it.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  Insane.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  Like Byron has no idea what's going on.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  So pissed.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yes. You think he'd be pissed?

• 10:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude. The guy who owns the Weather Channel? Yeah, he'll be mad.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it'd be must, it would be the greatest rated show that they'd ever have.

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  I just don't think he, they won't air it. The greatest unaired. Unaired. They won't air it.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't fit the brand. Doesn't fit the brand.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm just saying.

• 11:02Andrew Santino?

  I want it to happen. I'm in.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm in.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if he said, if Byron, if you're listening, I know you, okay?

• 11:09Andrew Santino?

  He's not listening.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, it'll get there.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  It'll, I could call and get it to him.

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  Call him right now.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I don't have his number, but I know the executive producer's number.

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I have like one.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  What did the EP say when you pitched this?

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  She, my manager stopped it right there and she goes, that's never gonna happen.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  She's wrong, we'll make it happen now.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, so.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  How about this, if we can make this happen?

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  We make it a fever dream.

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Where it's like, what is the fuck is going on here?

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  If we make this happen, you, okay, if I can make this happen, you get us on there, then you have to fire your manager.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  She's the one that got us on.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  No, you just said she cut you off. She said it's not gonna happen.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna get it.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  How are you gonna make it happen?

• 11:48Andrew Santino?

  Don't worry about it.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna make it happen.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  So we can make it a fever dream where we don't answer any of his questions.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Right? We make it as chaotic as possible, right? We're wearing funny outfits.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  It's fine.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 12:00Andrew Santino?

  How many times have you done Comics Unleashed?

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  None.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  I can't believe you and I never did that or hold it there.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here, I did one Byron Allen thing. Funny that you asked.

• 12:09Andrew Santino?

  Funny you should ask.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  You should ask.

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  That's a popular game show.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I did that, I did two episodes, and they never asked me back.

• 12:17Andrew Santino?

  Too good.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they never asked me back.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  Funny You Should Ask, featuring Louis Anderson.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Good lineup though.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  Sherry Shepherd, Tim Meadows, Caroline Ray, John Lovitz, and Bobby Lee.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Louis Anderson.

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I said Louis, Louis.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so if you see the lineup on that, you're like, oh, okay, I'll do it.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think you told me you were gonna do this.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  And I told you not to do it.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I did two episodes, they never asked me back.

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  And they said, I think I even asked, like, can I come back? And they're like, oh, it's scheduling.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  I think I was just off putting or something.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like I just didn't fit the.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  You should get back on putting. You're fucking great when you're on putting.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  I mean, have you done any Byron Allen?

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  Bro, you know, I've only done, I've only done Conan. That's, I did, I'm sorry, I did. The only other thing I did was, uh... Dude, what's his name show?

• 13:12Speaker 06

  Kimmel?

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  No, I never did stand up on Kimmel. Uh, I just did Conan and then I did, um, not Craig Kilborn. What was the other one I did? No, I did Ferguson. I think I did Ferguson.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  I only did Tonight Show.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  But Ferguson taped at the Ice House, so you don't go to the studio. They filmed at the Ice House and they cut to a clip.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:34Andrew Santino?

  Which is crazy.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Which is still cooler, I think.

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  It's cool, but you don't, yeah, you don't have to do it live.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  It's a pre-tape. No, I never did anything and I never got offers to do those other things, I guess. Or I just never, it never.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm 100% guaranteed, because there's a guy at the Comedy Store.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  His name is Eric. Do you know him?

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's a lot of guys named Eric.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, but he's an older guy. And he's Byron Allen's right-hand man. So he hangs at the store.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  (laughing) Na na na na, na na na na. Na, we're doing it again, dude. We're in sync, dude. We're in sync today.

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  (laughing)

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  Na na na na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na na. Hoo cha!

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  (laughing)

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  They do hoo cha at the end.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, at the end, yeah. They do something.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  Hoo cha!

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Hoo cha! And they're dancing.

• 14:29Andrew Santino?

  Fancy's loving it.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. When they're dancing, it's a beautiful sequence.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  It's beautiful.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:34Andrew Santino?

  And the chair, you're on a chair.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  You're, yeah, sometimes you're on a chair.

• 14:37Andrew Santino?

  They lift you on a chair.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, let me ask you this, though.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  Do you care that Colbert's gone? And here, and, and the reason I ask is because you never watch. This is my problem when people go, this is my same theory about like, the Brooklyn Dodgers come to Los Angeles. Brooklyn's mad, right? Brooklyn's angry about that. And their response was, you didn't fucking come to the games. You like, you were barely a fan.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  And there was a better business opportunity out west.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  So you can't, when something's gone, you can't then go, well, I'm mad it's gone. I never supported it. I'm not saying. Fuck him. I like him. He's funny. But I'm also like, yeah, but I don't like late night is.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, but I think your point is, is that I don't watch late night, but you know, I am on TikTok and I watch his monologues.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  I just don't care.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  And I think they're great.

• 15:24Speaker 05

  I think that's your age, though. I don't think young people.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and then that's, that's fine. And, and, and I accept that.

• 15:30Andrew Santino?

  Mid, guys in their mid 50s and up, they still watch it.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  I'll just watch a clip.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  But most of those guys are dead.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  You watch Bill Maher.

• 15:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's true.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  But would you watch Bill's show or the podcast?

• 15:44Speaker 05

  No, I watch it on Friday night.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  You really do?

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  He does.

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  I don't watch any of them.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  You can't wait, too.

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  After Letterman.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  If Bill Maher's on, I gotta go watch it.

• 15:50Speaker 05

  Oh, I tell everyone.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  He tells everyone.

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  After Letterman left, I, I, I said, after Conan left, really, I was like, goodbye, I don't want to do late night anymore. I just didn't care anymore.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  They, Conan and Letterman were the fucking.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Let's just focus on getting on Comics Unleashed here.

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  I don't think we're gonna have a problem.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get our ball. Let's watch the ball.

• 16:09Andrew Santino?

  We have our ball.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  All right, so here's the thing.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna get on if you want to get on.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  How about this?

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Make it, make it.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  I'll make you a deal.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:16Andrew Santino?

  I would rather be on the Weather Channel.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  You'd rather be on the Weather Channel?

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  I would love to do a segment.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  He won't have us on that.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  Let us do a segment on the Weather Channel, Byron.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  I can do Super El Nino. I'm gonna, I'm gonna Super El Nino. You mean, so I could do that?

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  And I'm Hurricane Maria. Hurricane Maria.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:35Andrew Santino?

  Come over here, I'm gonna get you wet.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Cause Super El Nino, Super El Nino's coming.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  Is it?

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  You don't know that?

• 16:42Andrew Santino?

  Super El Nino.

• 16:44Speaker 05

  He's 54 now.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  He's 54 years old, Super El Nino?

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  You called me Super El Nino?

• 16:50Andrew Santino?

  Wait, is it really coming?

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And it doesn't happen often. I think this is gonna be the biggest Super El Nino we've ever seen.

• 16:58Speaker 05

  I think 200 years.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  In 200.

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  When is it coming?

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  This summer.

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  Who's releasing this? Marvel?

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  Marvel, yeah. Oh, you beeped me into the joke. I like it. Damn it, that was fast.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  Super El Nino this summer.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  A rare Super El Nino is expected to develop by fall, peaking in strength during the winter of 2026 into 2027. Forecasters at NOAA's Climate Prediction Center estimate two in three chance that this event will become historically intense.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:24Andrew Santino?

  Get fucked. What's it gonna be? A lot, a rain?

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna be rain every day for like two months.

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  So what?

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I have, I have a, I have a patio.

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  Open the floodgate.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  And I'm spending money on unclogging.

• 17:40Andrew Santino?

  I got you.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm getting prepared for Super El Nino.

• 17:44Speaker 05

  It's for LA.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and LA is gonna be super hot.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  Super El Nino defined by shifts, the gesturing to funnel active moisture laden storms directly into Southern California. Why can't they, you know how they do cloud seeding where they make it rain? Why don't we do the opposite? What's cloud stopping? How do they do that to make it not rain? If they can make it rain, make it not rain.

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  It's called a house. What are you talking about?

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  No, they cloud seed. They literally put seeds in the cloud.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  They inside.

• 18:12Andrew Santino?

  No, well, it's gonna fuck up everything, though, because we don't handle rain. Our infrastructure is not good for rain.

• 18:17Speaker 05

  There are opposing techniques, it says.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, thank you very much. So I'm not a fucking idiot. Overseeding involves intentionally injecting excessive amount of of ice nucleing particles, silver iodine into a cloud because there's too many particles competing for a limited amount of moisture, creates millions of microscopic water droplets too small and too tight to fall as rain, effectively depressing, dispersing the cloud. That's amazing.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  What does that do, though?

• 18:36Speaker 05

  Makes the cloud just kind of...

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, but are there consequences of doing that?

• 18:39Andrew Santino?

  Of course there are, but we don't have to deal with that. The next generation does.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see, I see.

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  And by the way.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:45Andrew Santino?

  I know we joked for years and said they could control the weather, but I guess they can.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think they can. Yeah.

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  Is that...

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  Can you help me finish a joke?

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 19:02Andrew Santino?

  I was at the airport and there are these two, like, very funny, well-dressed, flamboyant gay guys, like, and they're running around, like, I mean, like, just making a scene. Like, and they're sprinting around, like, "Hey, no, get over here." And they have, obviously, they have a son that is...

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Biologically, they're...

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  Their son, yes.

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  And it's like...

• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  Obviously.

• 19:24Andrew Santino?

  It's like they turn around and then he's running away again, full speed.

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, he's running away from them?

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's like, he's like, he's a kid running through the airport.

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  And they're trying to stop him, but it's like, my generation, you know, my dad was like, would grab you by your neck.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  They're like, "Get, like, stop it. Get over here."

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  Whatever his name was.

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  And the kid, and the little kid's wearing a MAGA hat?

• 19:42Andrew Santino?

  He was. He had his Trump shoes on.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:46Andrew Santino?

  But I looked at him and...

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  He's running from everybody.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  When I saw him, he had, he had red hair. He was a redhead.

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no. What does that mean?

• 19:54Andrew Santino?

  I just, I just, I thought...

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  What's the opposite of a head start in life?

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  Two gay dads redhead?

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  That's a tough.

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  That's a tough.

• 20:08Andrew Santino?

  He goes to elementary school.

• 20:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  Which one of your fucking dads is picking you up today? Fire crotch? I mean, that kid is getting lit up.

• 20:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he's gonna turn out to be a great stand-up comedian.

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  There, you finished the joke.

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:21Andrew Santino?

  That's it.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 20:22Andrew Santino?

  He ended up being a great stand-up comic.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, because it's like...

• 20:25Andrew Santino?

  My two dads.

• 20:26Bobby Lee?

  You, I mean, you had two dads.

• 20:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and they were both gay.

• 20:31Bobby Lee?

  But you struggled. You know, you, you did.

• 20:33Andrew Santino?

  Not, not, yeah, no, not like...

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  You were in poverty when your mom was single.

• 20:39Andrew Santino?

  I grew up in the ghetto.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:40Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't grow up in the ghetto, dude.

• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  But in projects.

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

  We didn't grow up in the projects.

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  That's the story I've been telling people. You know what's strange? When I take these off now, everything's a blur.

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  Asian.

• 20:50Speaker 06

  That's normal.

• 20:50Speaker 05

  That's how it works.

• 20:51Speaker 06

  That's how it works.

• 20:52Bobby Lee?

  But if I take it off, will it go back to what it was or no?

• 20:55Andrew Santino?

  Brother, what are you talking about? You're, you're doing what it was. This is what it was.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is...

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

  Look at this. What it was, what goes on.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 21:03Andrew Santino?

  Put it, what it was, put it on, real fast.

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 21:05Andrew Santino?

  What it was, put it on.

• 21:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what it is.

• 21:07Andrew Santino?

  What it is.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's what it is.

• 21:10Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:11Andrew Santino?

  Take it off?

• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:11Andrew Santino?

  And what it will be.

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what do you mean by that?

• 21:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, remember how all those hot girls smile at you all the time? You'll see the difference now.

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  They were frowning?

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  Bobby thought they were saying hi and they were just saying, "Help, help, help."

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that was good, that was good. That was good.

• 21:35Andrew Santino?

  Can I see?

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  But, but that opens the word to war. Yeah, yeah.

• 21:39Andrew Santino?

  War is on. No CD!

• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  I have to be honest with you, I have OCD.

• 21:44Andrew Santino?

  Guess who else does?

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  Me.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  You. Intrusive thoughts, you think something's bad, bad's gonna happen.

• 21:48Andrew Santino?

  It's constant, it's all the time, it's thoughts, it's swirling, it's my brain tornado.

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:53Andrew Santino?

  It's persistent, unwanted, intrusive, distressing thoughts often get stuck in your mind. And over and over and over, they try to latch on to things you care about the most, which can bring you a lot of guilt and shame. And you feel driven to certain behaviors because you want to make those thoughts stop.

• 22:05Bobby Lee?

  But OCD is one of the most treatable mental health conditions out there. If you get the right kind of specialized therapy, OCD needs exposure and response prevention, which is proven to be the most effective treatment.

• 22:16Andrew Santino?

  That's why we want to tell you guys about NoCD. It's something that they can help with. NoCD is the world's leading treatment provider for OCD. All their licensed therapists specialize in ERP therapy, exposure response prevention. And it's often improperly treated, but NoCD therapists go through extensive training led by experts in OCD. So if you need it, therapy with NoCD is 100% virtual and covered by insurance for over 138 million Americans. It also includes support between sessions, so you never have to face OCD alone.

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  To learn more about starting OCD therapy with NoCD, go to nocd.com/friends.

• 22:48Andrew Santino?

  And book a free call with their team.

• 22:50Bobby Lee?

  That's nocd.com/friends.

• 22:53Andrew Santino?

  That's N-O-C-D dot com slash friends.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  Mountain Dew! Dew the Dew!

• 22:58Andrew Santino?

  Dew the Dew, leading up to America's 250th birthday.

• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday, America!

• 23:01Andrew Santino?

  We've had some great American summers and almost all of them have included some Dew. A dog and a Dew, that's what I say. What are you doing as a dog and a Dew?

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  It's an American original, Mountain Dew.

• 23:11Andrew Santino?

  Born in the foothills of Tennessee.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:13Andrew Santino?

  Where my dad went to college. And by the way, the 4th of July is coming and it's about to be the best ever because Bobby and I are going to be Dew in the Dew and have some dogs and Dew. And I want to make a shirt that says Dogs and Dew. Can we sell that?

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  We can do, yeah. 1948 cents, Mountain Dew. And let me tell you something about it. When you, look at me right now, guy.

• 23:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  When you drink a Mountain Dew.

• 23:31Andrew Santino?

  Love it.

• 23:31Bobby Lee?

  There's never, you're never going, what kind of beverage is this? It's a specific taste, Mountain Dew. It's a classic American taste.

• 23:39Andrew Santino?

  It's proud American roots, okay? Two brothers created it, deep in the foothills of Tennessee.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  Sure do.

• 23:43Andrew Santino?

  And thank God they got it all over the country. It's a refreshing citrus kick that also has some nice spice on the other side. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American original, tasting great since 48.

• 23:55Bobby Lee?

  Look for American Dew limited time packaging to find it in stores near you at mountaindew.com.

• 24:00Andrew Santino?

  That's mountaindew.com. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at mountaindew.com. Once again, that's mountaindew.com. I kind of need these.

• 24:10Andrew Santino?

  I actually think I-

• 24:12Speaker 00

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• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:42Andrew Santino?

  These are really good.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But now I'm used to now this, which is good.

• 24:48Andrew Santino?

  I put them on all the way.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:56Andrew Santino?

  They're actually really cool glasses.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:58Andrew Santino?

  Who makes them?

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  These are Tom Ford.

• 25:01Andrew Santino?

  Tom Ford?

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:04Andrew Santino?

  Tom Ford's nice glasses.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, um.

• 25:07Andrew Santino?

  Must be nice.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  I want to put these on. Wow.

• 25:10Andrew Santino?

  But just do, why don't you just do contacts?

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, I was thinking about LASIK, but they're saying that I'm gonna need, um, reading glasses if I get LASIK.

• 25:19Andrew Santino?

  Everybody gets readers, though. I think that's the most common. I think people just get readers. If you read.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I've never read.

• 25:27Andrew Santino?

  Why do you need readers?

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so last night.

• 25:29Speaker 06

  Or TikTok.

• 25:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, TikTok. TikTok glasses.

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so last night I saw a better, a movie better than Project Hail Mary.

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  What did you watch?

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Obsession. So fucking good.

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  Who's in it?

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Nobody I've ever, ever, ever seen. It's a. Did you see Obsession?

• 25:43Speaker 06

  Yeah. It's an indie horror that is gonna make a hundred million dollars with a budget under a million.

• 25:49Andrew Santino?

  He's getting his little.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, it's so fucking good.

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  You know, the only thing bad about this story is it's gonna give a lot of people hope.

• 25:56Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? What do you mean by that?

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna give everybody hope. They're like, I can do it.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  You can.

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  You cannot.

• 26:02Speaker 06

  It's the Cinderella story.

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, it's an anomaly.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  When you're watching the movie, here's what you notice. You go, oh, this guy knows what he's doing.

• 26:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's an anomaly.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I think that in the years of him leading up to the movie, like George Miller's Mad Max Fury Road, it took 30 years he thought about that movie.

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  Thirty years?

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because since Mad Max, um, um, what's the last Mad Max before Fury?

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  Thunderdome?

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Thunderdome with Tina Turner. What is the year difference? Nineteen eighty-five.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? That's fucking forty years.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so he laid down at night. He drugged it at when he was in seventy.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  He was seventy years old when he drank, uh, made Mad Max Fury. What's so funny?

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

  It's just so funny to think so much time passed.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  Like when they wrapped the film, he's like, I guess we can't wait another forty.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they did a Fury also after that, which is pretty good. So, um, he sat there probably for forty or thirty plus years.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  Just in a tub?

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  And just thinking about the next movie that he's gonna make.

• 27:09Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get out there a little bit faster.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, I understand that, but what I'm saying-

• 27:12Speaker 06

  He made more movies.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:13Speaker 06

  He made more movies.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  He did, but I think that he thought about Mad Max and what it's gonna look like and scenes in his head.

• 27:19Andrew Santino?

  And you've been thinking about Comics Unleashed for forty years.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get you on.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  We gotta get on. We gotta get on the show. Yeah, yeah. It's good.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  Is it in all the theaters?

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  Maybe it'll go.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  I saw it in, uh, North Hollywood Regal. And this fucking, oh god.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  You went to the No Home Regal?

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  I know. This dude, fat Mexican man next to me, right?

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  Here it goes.

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  He was drinking one of those Ices.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  The big ones?

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:43Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  And I did, he did double flavor, which is like, nah, nah, no way.

• 27:47Andrew Santino?

  It's a risky.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  It's a risky move, right? And he was kinda fat, too.

• 27:52Andrew Santino?

  You mentioned that, yeah.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  When you, when you showed the size of the Ices- Gave it away a little bit.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  He also had three young kids next to him.

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I got this Amber Alert.

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that, that-

• 28:06Andrew Santino?

  I literally got an Amber Alert.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  That, my, I had to turn my phone off during the movie, during the Amber Alert.

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  Imagine it's him watching that movie.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 28:15Andrew Santino?

  He's kidnapping kids just to go watch movies with.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  And they were young kids, and there's like sex scenes, that is crazy, but-

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  Is there sex scenes in it?

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  And how young are the kids?

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Ten?

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  It's a rated R film?

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:28Speaker 06

  It's not for kids.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  It's not for kids. It's violent. It's crazy.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  So Mr. Icy brought his kids.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Mr. Icy.

• 28:33Andrew Santino?

  Stolen kids.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  And so he was drinking his Icy, the large kind. Like, it's literally this big. I'm not even, there's no, I'm not being hyperbolic. It was like this big.

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  Can I pause you for two seconds?

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  Did he say anything to you?

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 28:45Andrew Santino?

  About being like, hey, I know who you are as a fan?

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good. Go ahead.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 28:47Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna be like, that'll be a big bummer if we're talking about him and he was like, hey, man.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. He doesn't know. Yeah, yeah. He didn't look at me or anything.

• 28:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  You could tell. And he, um, he got to the bottom of the Icy. Yeah, and he was doing that the whole time to get every little bit of thing. And if you've ever been to that theater, the seats vibrate.

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  You, I went once.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  At the four X's.

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  Me No Go Back?

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Me No Go Back.

• 29:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I went.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the seats vibrate.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  The seats vibrate. There's other special, right? But it, his slurping.

• 29:21Andrew Santino?

  Was louder than the vibrating seats?

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  Louder than the vibrating seats and all the other things that happen in that, in that theater? Like wind and stuff? Also, I had my jewel out, right? And there was so much wind coming through the chair that it went, and it almost exploded, it almost exploded into my fucking.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  But my point is, is that it kinda ruined, and also we were in the last, like, second to last seat. And I couldn't read anything.

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, did you not bring your glasses?

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  I got the glasses an hour before I came here.

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you did?

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, you gotta go back.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  I gotta go watch the movie because, so then I had to whisper to my girlfriend. I go, what does that text say?

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And then I got slurpy, and then he starts coughing, and then he was crunching on something that was so loud, it was.

• 30:05Speaker 06

  Did you say it in a foreign language?

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:09Speaker 06

  What? No.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  He's like, what did the text say? The guy next to him is like, this foreigner speaks good English.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  What does this say?

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  No, on the screen, you know what I mean? Yeah, like, somebody's texting on, in the movie.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  In the movie, they're texting. And you have to read it.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  You're telling me this is gonna make a hundred million dollars?

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  It's that good.

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  What was the budget? Ten million dollars?

• 30:31Speaker 06

  Less than one.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Less than one million.

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  Indie horror film possession grossed an estimated seventy-five to eighty million worldwide. Oh my fucking god.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 30:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  Who's the distributor?

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Blumhouse.

• 30:47Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, that's right.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  Another win for Blumhouse.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  They literally hit home runs like this all the time. This is what they do.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:53Andrew Santino?

  I mean, didn't they?

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  Get Out, Get Out.

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  But, but I mean, but Get Out was an expensive film.

• 30:57Speaker 05

  No, a million.

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  Was it?

• 30:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:00Andrew Santino?

  That was only a million bucks?

• 31:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:01Andrew Santino?

  Then his-

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  That's why they gave Jordan a car.

• 31:03Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, more than a car.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  No, no, he got the money and all that stuff and residuals or whatever.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  What kind of car, what kind of car did they-

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  They got him a really nice car.

• 31:11Speaker 05

  He got a career.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. He got, he got a career. He had a fucking career. He was on a hit TV show, on a hit sketch show.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Funniest guys on planet Earth.

• 31:18Andrew Santino?

  You better watch your mouth the way you talk about Jordan.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:21Speaker 05

  Clearly his career got better from Mad TV once he made Get Out, obviously.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  Damn dude, a little bit of spicy attitude coming out of Carlos. No, no, no, leave him out.

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  I, I gotta take my glasses off for this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's too much heat coming from this.

• 31:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, we had two trials back to back last week.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we're no, no more trials because we haven't gone on the road yet.

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's coming.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:38Speaker 05

  It's like Nuremberg.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what? So listen, have you ever done this before?

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  That's so stupid.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's very funny.

• 31:46Andrew Santino?

  You're a dumb guy.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:48Andrew Santino?

  You know a car I hope they never got him? Ferrari just released their new, their new car? This, look, I know you're not a car guy.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  Never have been.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  Take one look at this car and give me your first instinct. Don't look yet. Give me your first instinct. The first word that comes out of your mouth. Go. Look.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, hold on.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Love it.

• 32:08Speaker 05

  Gay.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  I knew he would love it.

• 32:11Speaker 05

  It's the color of his car.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  No, but I just knew he'd like the style of that.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  It's Ferrari's first all-electric car.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 32:18Speaker 05

  It is cool.

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  I bought, I bought, I bought one for the studio.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  I would mad it. I would mad it. But it looks good.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  As a, as a diehard lover of Ferrari, I, I am-

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  How much is that?

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm remarkably-

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Disappointed?

• 32:34Andrew Santino?

  Sad, yeah.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  It's one of the most atrocious designs I think they've ever released.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  I think it's the best design ever.

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know. Six hundred and forty thousand dollars.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  I can't do it.

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  Wait, come on, why not?

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to do it.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  Six hundred and forty grand, dude.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  I have a free Hyundai.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a free-

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that or a free Hyundai.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  A lease price, seven thousand dollars a month.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Wait, go back to the picture though. This is genuinely one of the most upsetting, and the media online is joking about it too. They're like, that's a, not a Ferrari.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  I think it looks futuristic. Mad it'll look good.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  It looks so terrible. It's so.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  Is there a black one?

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're probably try it in black.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I like the yellow one.

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  Luce. Isn't that what it's called?

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  How cute that is.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  Ferrari Luce.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's so cute. Yeah. I I I miss the bugle or whatever.

• 33:25Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I came home last night and I was eating chips and salsa in the kitchen because I didn't want to wake her up. I didn't want to go upstairs.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Who's her, your dog?

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, my dog.

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  I didn't want to wake up my fucking wife. Well, my dog wakes up whenever you open the door. So I'm bummed about that because then she probably woke up from that. But I'm eating chips and salsa, watching SportsCenter. And I fell asleep on the couch. Because I was like, if I go up there, she's gonna, you know, she, I don't want to wake her up. And I fell asleep on the couch and the amount of salsa that spilled.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Was.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  One for the books. You couldn't even put that much in the jar it spilled from.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  It's as if somebody walked into my house and put other salsa all over the place.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  And then left with the bottles. It was everywhere. And so, no bueno.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  No bueno.

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  I must have had it on the couch.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  And you fell asleep with it in your hand.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's insane.

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  I was tired.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:15Speaker 06

  You cannot shame him for that.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  I've never had like a drumstick of chicken or anything and just fell asleep with it. Any kind of food.

• 34:22Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Wantons? Yeah, go ahead. You want wantons? I've shit my bed. Is that what you're trying to say?

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, that's a little worse.

• 34:30Speaker 06

  Sunflower seeds, pizza.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I've never done that. I don't eat on my bed. That's insane.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  I was on my couch.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and that's fair.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  You never eat on the couch?

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, I don't. That's what the kitchen table is there for. Okay.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  When you're watching TV.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:45Andrew Santino?

  You eat at the kitchen table, looking through your living?

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, but there's TV food and then there's couch food.

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we grew up differently, brother. All food.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  And then there's table food.

• 34:54Andrew Santino?

  Is TV food.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, no. Popcorn.

• 34:58Speaker 06

  No, I agree.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  You agree.

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  All food is TV.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Popcorn, pretz- like pretzel chips.

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  I'll eat a full meal in front of the TV.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  That's how we grew up.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What about you, Andreas?

• 35:07Speaker 06

  Of course.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  A full meal.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  We didn't do that.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  You, you're not talking to each other.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  I refuse to do it.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  So you sit at the table alone?

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  I have an expensive rug. I don't want falling asleep with salsa verde all over it.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, the good news is when you sell your Ferrari, you can get a new Ferrari.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  Wait, you, you, when you're eating alone at the home, you sit?

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  At the kitchen table.

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  By yourself?

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  Paint that. Someone paint that.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Someone at home, please paint that.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  It's, yeah, it's normal.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  And you guys, and you guys, it's somewhere at the universe are eating alone at the exact same time.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  And it's just, above Carlos, it's a little tiny swinging light.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  You know, and above, and above you, it's a beautiful chandelier.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you salsa all over your fucking body, dude.

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  This morning, I did something that I'd never done before. So last night, we saw the movie Obsession, my girlfriend and I, and she is a witch.

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And the movie's very witchy. Okay.

• 36:02Speaker 06

  She gave you a wish stick.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 36:04Speaker 06

  She gave you a wish stick.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so.

• 36:07Andrew Santino?

  A what?

• 36:07Speaker 06

  Wish.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Don't, don't, don't ruin the movie.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  She gave you a wish stick.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So we went to Bob's Big Boy.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Mistake number one.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right next to us.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  Cause you wanted to get diarrhea.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanted to get diarrhea, but before I went to bed. And we're sitting on the lobby and waiting for our table. And I heard this buzzing.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It was a funny neon light or.

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  No, the flies, they have flies all over Bob's. They're in the kitchen.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:38Speaker 06

  Go ahead.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  It's Bob.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Just sitting next to me.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  Welcome.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  So, um, I go, do you hear that? Do you hear it? The buzzing? She goes, I don't hear the buzzing. I thought she was gaslighting me.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  You're, oh, your girlfriend said this?

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then in the, so, and then late at night, right when we're about to go to bed, she went, she kind of tried to scare me. She went, ah, in the light.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  Cause we saw a movie, horror movie. So this morning, she was out in the kitchen and I, and she knows not to ever wake me up, right? So I built my body on the bed with pillows.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then what I did was I pushed the nightstand.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Closer to my bed, so I can fit in the corner of the, of the room. And I had a hoodie on backwards.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  With the hoodie over my face.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Right? I was crouched down and I stayed down there for forty-five minutes.

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  Waiting.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Waiting for her to come in. Okay? And eventually like everything started getting sore. So I asked honey, Jules's mom, I go, I'll, I'll read you the text, hold on. So people know that this is real.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I hundred percent believe this. There's no doubt in my mind, this is real.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but I.

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  Really? So funny.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Is it or no?

• 37:58Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it's, I mean, that's, what an elaborate ruse. I hope the payoff is worth it.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it, it, it was rea- so I go.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Tell Sadie to wake me up because I have to pick up my glasses.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'm trying to scare her, so if you tell her I'm trying to scare her, I'll fire you.

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  That's love.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Right? Don't fuck this up. I'm fucking serious.

• 38:20Andrew Santino?

  You sound like you're serious.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was serious because I had been sitting there.

• 38:24Andrew Santino?

  For forty.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  In this tight space for forty-five minutes.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so she comes in.

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  She comes in and she wakes, tries to wake me up and she thinks it's me. Yeah, because I formed it like a body.

• 38:33Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I go. Bah! Right? She screamed. And what is it about that that feels good?

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  Making, making someone scared?

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's the best thing.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Do you do that to your wife?

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  All the time.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's so fun.

• 38:49Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes I scare, I over scare.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think I over scared her.

• 38:53Andrew Santino?

  Like one time she was, she was doing laundry back and forth. And I jumped out and I pushed her down the stairs.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a good one.

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I really got her.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  I got her good.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Then I used a coat hanger.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  You know, actually, you know what the old school like dad, dad thing that I, my dad did to us that I always do is when she's walking in front of the car. Meow. I always hit.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 39:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like that.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's fun.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  It's just, it's, you have.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  That's fun. You have to do it.

• 39:20Andrew Santino?

  Just a little one.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have to do it. Yeah, you have to scare. I, I mean, I've done laying down. Like she's in the bathroom and I'm laying down.

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's fun.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Right? And so she opens the door and my head's just down here.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm also gonna get a mannequin of myself. How do you do that?

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  Adam Ray.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:41Andrew Santino?

  He has all that stuff.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  He knows all those people.

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  All the fucking prosthetic people he can get.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  And when I have me standing in the dark.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  He'll want the mannequin as a character, though. You're gonna have to lend it to him at some point.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, for sure.

• 39:53Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's expensive.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  We'll go 50/50 on it.

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I want me standing in the dark, and she goes, "Bobby, I see you," right? But in the dark, so she'll just see a silhouette. And from behind, I scare her.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  That's so good.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  It's a good one.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  Now, when do you stab?

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you stab when she goes, "When she starts to like, we should get married."

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:14Andrew Santino?

  All right, you wanna bring in one of your kids?

• 40:16Speaker 06

  Sure.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  Bob gets to pick. You wanna pick?

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  I'll pick, I'll pick. Shopify! You know, we have an online business here at Bad Friends, and I'm telling you right now, we use Shopify because we only use the best here. Shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world, and 10% of all e-commerce in the US from household names like Allbirds and...

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  Allbirds, Rothies, everyone.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  All that, to brands just getting started as well.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  Skim, dude, skim.

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Skims, yeah.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they all got it. You can get started with your own design studio. They got hundreds, hundreds of ready-to-use templates. Shopify is gonna help you build out beautiful online stores that matches your brand's style. You're not gonna just do some regular nonsense template that doesn't fit whatever you're pushing out to the world. And we've been so grateful to the Bad Friends fans for helping us out over the years with their fanship and their love and buying our merch. And thanks to Shopify, you get it.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Tackle all those important tasks in one place, from inventory to payments to analytics and more. No need to save multiple websites or try to figure out what platform is hosting the tool that you need. Everything is all in one place, making your life easier and your business operation smoother.

• 41:18Andrew Santino?

  And once again, they got that Purple Shop Pay button. It's the best, used by millions of businesses around the world. That Shop Pay button's converting everybody. It's the best converting checkout on the planet. It boosts conversions too. The Purple Shop Pay, you love that. He loves that. That means less carts are gonna go abandoned and higher sales for you, helping boost the conversions, thanks to that. So, it's time to turn those what-ifs into...

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  Ching!

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

  With Shopify today. Sign up for your $1 per month trial today at Shopify.com/BadFriends.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  Go to Shopify.com/BadFriends.

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  That's Shopify.com/BadFriends.

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm Andrew Santino. I'm Bobby Lee. And welcome to The Bad Game Show. It's The Bad Game Show. And once again, thank you to Bobby's mom. Back off. I'd mess you up. Let's start this game. Each of you guys write down the slang term for what we're pointing at. What's this right here, guys? What is this right here? Kevin Spacey, Epstein, Weinstein. What do they have in common?

• 42:14Speaker 06

  They're all scumbags.

• 42:15Andrew Santino?

  Incorrect. These are all classic New York guys.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god. Is this the game where we have to figure out what the F your mother is saying? How old is my [bleep] wife? I'm gonna put as many marshmallows as I can in Bobby Lee's mouth.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  If you were in prison, dude, easy access.

• 42:32Andrew Santino?

  I am thoroughly aroused. Is this your son? Oh my god. How did I get here? I'm so thrilled that I'm only a lesbian. Wow!

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  Stop hitting on my mom, okay?

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

  Our next game. Time to get handsy. Buzz in before he does, because it's a [bleep] game show.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude!

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  January 11th! 9/11!

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  The show, you asshole. Was that a... Do you consider that a good episode? What's the barometer?

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  Who do we have here? I'm gonna guess...

• 43:11Speaker 00

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• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  What's their names?

• 44:10Andrew Santino?

  Chimbo.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  No, Alora.

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  Alora, means well in Italian.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:16Andrew Santino?

  Chimbo and, uh...

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  Balocco.

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

  Balocco. Chimbo Balocco. How close are we? What's your name? I'm Jack. Hmm.

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  Not close at all.

• 44:28Andrew Santino?

  Not close, yeah.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:30Andrew Santino?

  What about you? Catherine.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Hi Catherine.

• 44:33Andrew Santino?

  That's a bad miss.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  So Jack, um...

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  Are you nimble? Are you quick? A little, yeah.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time you played basketball? Cause... What the fuck is going on here? You just play a game of basketball?

• 44:44Andrew Santino?

  Uh, no.

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 44:46Andrew Santino?

  No, just Jack likes basketball. I do, I do like basketball.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  You do play basketball, Jack? Uh, from time to time. There's a court outside my house that can...

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes when you bring people on the show, they answer like they're being subpoenaed.

• 44:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everything's fine.

• 45:00Andrew Santino?

  Jack, what do you do for fun? What's Jack do for fun? Um, I like watching movies. Yeah, what, you wanna, you wanna be a director? Yeah. That's what you wanna do? That's, that's the goal. And Catherine, what do you wanna do? Uh, I'd like to be a screenwriter. You wanna be a screenwriter? Yes. You like sitting at the computer all day? Yeah, basically. What do you write? Do you write fantasy? Um, I write horror stuff mainly.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  Ah, did you see Obsession?

• 45:22Andrew Santino?

  No, I really want to though. I think I'm gonna go on Friday, maybe.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're in LA?

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 45:30Andrew Santino?

  Can you pitch me a concept of a horror movie, like an elevator pitch? Give me your elevator pitch.

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, and we'll add on.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  We do.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  And we're writers as well.

• 45:39Andrew Santino?

  And we will want credit for it.

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I just wrote one, um, this past year for...

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  We just wrote, we're gonna write it together, go ahead.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  It's art.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  Uh, it's a western, um...

• 45:49Speaker 03

  It's set in 1899 and it's

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  1904.

• 45:52Speaker 03

  A werewolf story.

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  1904.

• 45:54Andrew Santino?

  If you don't mind.

• 45:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, sure.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  If you don't mind, I gotta throw it in my...

• 45:56Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  As a producer credit, I gotta, I gotta add my...

• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  It's just because we're better. It's better if it's in the 20th century.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:02Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  Can we make it 1904?

• 46:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, sure.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 46:05Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 46:05Speaker 03

  Um, and the main character, Thomason Bell, is on this ranch.

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  Let me stop you right there.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  Dmitri?

• 46:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Dmitri and, Dmitri and, uh, and Barbaduke.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Barbaduke is ha- it's a, it's a horror movie already.

• 46:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Barbaduke is?

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so Dmitri and Toh. Her name is Toh.

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, that's the full name is what she was saying, not two people.

• 46:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, Thomason Bell, first name, last name.

• 46:27Andrew Santino?

  Thomas and Bell?

• 46:28Speaker 03

  Thomason.

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  Thomason Bell.

• 46:30Andrew Santino?

  The gentleman's name is Thomason?

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Just call him Tom.

• 46:33Andrew Santino?

  Tom, it's fine.

• 46:33Speaker 03

  Okay, sure, sure. So we're not doing Dmitri anymore?

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're not doing Dmitri anymore.

• 46:38Andrew Santino?

  You know what? Call him Big T.

• 46:39Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Big T, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just T.

• 46:42Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  1904, it's T.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  T.

• 46:45Speaker 03

  Okay, T is working on a ranch and it's being terrorized by a werewolf.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  Not a ranch.

• 46:49Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the first...

• 46:51Andrew Santino?

  It's not a ranch.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  It's the first meth laboratory.

• 46:53Andrew Santino?

  First meth, crystal meth laboratory.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:56Andrew Santino?

  Ever. So, so... And it's an airplane hangar. It's not a ranch.

• 46:59Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:00Andrew Santino?

  And also it's being terrorized by who?

• 47:02Speaker 03

  Werewolf.

• 47:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 47:04Andrew Santino?

  I don't like that at all.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  A country.

• 47:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I know, I know, I know.

• 47:09Andrew Santino?

  Lithuanian.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Lithuanian.

• 47:10Andrew Santino?

  Is that fine?

• 47:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, perfect.

• 47:12Andrew Santino?

  All right, so, so pitch it back to us again. Here we go.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  So Big T is working at a, uh...

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  What year is it?

• 47:21Andrew Santino?

  What year is it?

• 47:21Speaker 03

  1904.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 47:23Speaker 03

  Okay, it's 1904 and Big T is working at an airplane hangar?

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what are they making?

• 47:29Andrew Santino?

  What do they make there? What's going on?

• 47:30Speaker 03

  Meth.

• 47:30Andrew Santino?

  It's the first...

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, meth lab.

• 47:33Andrew Santino?

  First crystal meth lab.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 47:34Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  And it's being terrorized by Did We Decide?

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  You Lithuanian.

• 47:39Speaker 03

  Right, okay.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:40Speaker 03

  Okay. Yeah.

• 47:42Andrew Santino?

  That's the pitch?

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  That's the pitch.

• 47:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  What happens in the story? What happens to T?

• 47:48Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 47:49Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 47:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we do.

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  We do. We know what happens to T.

• 47:53Andrew Santino?

  So, one of the Lithuanians, uh, T falls in love with one of the Lithuanians that's terrorizing, and they actually kind of double, you know, they double, uh, what is that, double agent? They double agent the Lithuanian over overlords, you know, who are like organizing this.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  But the problem is.

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  T's addicted to meth.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's, he is fully addicted to meth.

• 48:12Andrew Santino?

  Remarkably addicted to meth.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  And she's trying to help him get sober too.

• 48:15Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  Which gives it heart.

• 48:16Andrew Santino?

  She's in the program.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  What's her name?

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  Program didn't start until 1935.

• 48:21Andrew Santino?

  Then this place, this place in 1935?

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  1940 then.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  Define 1945.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  1940, alright.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  And then what's the girl's name? The Lithuanian girl?

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  What's the Lithuanian girl's name?

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  P. Keep it simple.

• 48:31Andrew Santino?

  P and T?

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, T and V.

• 48:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  I love this pitch.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  I love this pitch. Yeah, T, what's the horror element of it, though?

• 48:40Speaker 03

  Well, it was Werewolves until we changed it to Lithuanian.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 48:44Andrew Santino?

  Lithuanians are werewolves.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  You can't call Lithuanian, oh, you can?

• 48:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 48:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't think we care.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  I think they're one of those creatures that no one cares.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  They're Lithuanian werewolves.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, we were gonna fund this project, but I guess we're not gonna be able to do it now.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a pitch, Jack?

• 48:59Speaker 06

  I don't think I can top that.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  No, but do you have a pitch of your own movie?

• 49:02Speaker 03

  You have to try.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  We can help you.

• 49:04Speaker 06

  Well, I, I, okay, okay.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:06Speaker 06

  And, and chime in, chime in.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, of course, we're producers and the, the runners of the show.

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  Gives us permission on our show to chime in?

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's insane.

• 49:15Andrew Santino?

  Hysterical.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sorry about the basketball show.

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  I love, yeah, you, you attacked him and now he.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now he's being an asshole.

• 49:21Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  Not an asshole.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  Hey, fuck you, Jack.

• 49:23Andrew Santino?

  He's defending himself. Jack, defend yourself.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:26Speaker 06

  There's this, um, we follow this artist who's like, he makes like sculptures and stuff and he's like.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  Michelangelo?

• 49:34Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  Manicello. Yeah. Is that Michelangelo?

• 49:38Speaker 06

  No.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Can we call him Michelangelo?

• 49:41Speaker 06

  But if you want it to be Michelangelo.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  No, we don't want it to be Michelangelo, he's like Michelangelo the eighth.

• 49:46Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it's a her, there's a hereditary line here.

• 49:50Andrew Santino?

  And what does he do, Jack?

• 49:51Speaker 06

  Um, well, he, he makes sculptures. but he's been struggling because he like made like a sculpture in college and it was like his magnum opus and he hasn't hit that peak since

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  let's think about the sculpture he made

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  well the sculpture comes to life

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  well but what's the sculpture that he made that people don't they don't like it

• 50:10Andrew Santino?

  it's Hitler

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  he sculpts Hitler and he comes back

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  what year is this?

• 50:15Speaker 06

  modern day

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  oh it's a modern day yeah yeah I say Marco Rubio

• 50:21Andrew Santino?

  Rubio

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  yeah yeah I say Marco Rubio he made a Marco Rubio statue

• 50:27Speaker 06

  okay

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  okay

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  and it came to life

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  Michelangelo the eighth yeah and then what happened he came Marco Rubio came to life

• 50:34Speaker 06

  Marco Rubio came to life

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  yeah yeah so then there's two Marco Rubios

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  that's crazy

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  that is insane dude

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  well I'll say both these projects

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  they fall in love

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  will fund

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  no they fall in love

• 50:43Andrew Santino?

  they fall in love

• 50:44Bobby Lee?

  Marco and Marco fall in love

• 50:45Andrew Santino?

  Marco Marco

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  yeah yeah

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  I love this

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  and they

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  I think that one's good

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done with it I'm not done with the pitch

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm done

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  they have a Havana in Cuba

• 50:57Andrew Santino?

  yeah little Havana

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  yeah yeah yeah

• 50:59Andrew Santino?

  yeah

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  right?

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  yeah

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  and there's like it's like heated rivalry

• 51:04Andrew Santino?

  I knew I knew it was gonna get gay gotta go gay you guys are

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  very good pitch everyone's gonna pitch everyone think of a show idea thank you for coming

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  he's gonna he's gonna get you to pitch something else out there okay he's gonna swap out thank you guys so fun you guys have fun? yeah insane right doesn't make any sense the name of this show makes no sense this whole show okay switch out thank you guys all of these young people coming in here look like they were made at Quinnipiac

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  yeah

• 51:33Andrew Santino?

  like the school made them

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  no they look like they're from Hogwarts

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  yes

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  yeah yeah

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  Quinnipiac

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  yeah what's your name?

• 51:39Speaker 03

  my name is Riley

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Riley what's your name sir?

• 51:41Speaker 05

  I'm Jacob

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  you're Jacob do you guys are you two friends?

• 51:44Speaker 03

  no

• 51:45Speaker 05

  no

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  Why? Why?

• 51:48Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Riley, why don't you like Jacob?

• 51:51Speaker 03

  Where do I start?

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Start from the beginning. That's the best part, ladies.

• 51:55Speaker 03

  How long have you been here?

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  Jacob.

• 51:56Speaker 06

  I've met you five days ago.

• 51:58Speaker 03

  And you already pissed me off.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, how did he piss you off?

• 52:02Speaker 03

  He just, he doesn't know when to stop talking.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:05Speaker 06

  I don't know what I did.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Why do you talk?

• 52:08Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why you keep talking, dog?

• 52:11Speaker 06

  Communication, it's what I went to school for.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:13Speaker 03

  Went to school? You're still in school?

• 52:15Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  This sounds like a crush. This is like a crush.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  There's a love here.

• 52:19Andrew Santino?

  There's something underneath.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a deep love here.

• 52:21Speaker 06

  No.

• 52:22Andrew Santino?

  Because this whole, yeah, no, no!

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  No, of course not!

• 52:25Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:27Andrew Santino?

  Something's.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm in love with Riley, well, no! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:30Speaker 03

  If it is, it's one-sided.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  What do you?

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Whoa!

• 52:33Andrew Santino?

  Okay, they like each other.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  They like each other.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  It's so fun.

• 52:34Speaker 03

  I like girls.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Pure love.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh!

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the twist.

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  Jacob? Are you willing to get surgery?

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  The twist, you like ladies.

• 52:45Speaker 03

  Yes. Is that a problem?

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  No, there's never been a problem.

• 52:49Andrew Santino?

  Why would that be a problem? Well, it's a problem for Jacob, for sure.

• 52:51Speaker 06

  I, it's not a problem with me, I don't care.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  Whoa! Whoa, you can do better than Riley?

• 52:58Speaker 03

  I hope so.

• 52:59Speaker 06

  I hope so, too.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:01Andrew Santino?

  Jacob, what do you, Jacob, okay, so now that we've established you guys don't like each other for literally no reason at all?

• 53:05Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:06Andrew Santino?

  What do you do, Jacob? You're a writer?

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  What do you want to do?

• 53:09Speaker 06

  I'm still deciding my place in the film industry. Writer, director, producer.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:14Speaker 06

  Something in the creative end. I don't like editing.

• 53:17Andrew Santino?

  Okay. No.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 53:18Andrew Santino?

  It's a nightmare. Only weirdos like editing.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  Right, Fance?

• 53:22Speaker 03

  Fancy B.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  He loves it.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Whoa!

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  Loves it.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  And let me guess.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:27Speaker 03

  No, please guess.

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  You want to be in front of the camera.

• 53:31Speaker 03

  How could you tell? Like, a little bit.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because of your, your energy.

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Any of you guys have a Venmo?

• 53:38Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 53:39Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  All right, I'm gonna Venmo one of you guys, and you're gonna take the whole group to dinner tonight.

• 53:45Speaker 03

  I usually pay for everyone's dinner anyways, but thank you.

• 53:48Speaker 06

  That's awesome. Thank you.

• 53:50Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm sorry, please don't leave. I feel bad.

• 53:53Speaker 06

  Oh, no.

• 53:53Speaker 03

  My father is rolling right now.

• 53:55Speaker 06

  I'm gonna say that again.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  Did your father not know you were a lesbian?

• 53:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 53:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he knows now?

• 53:59Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 53:59Speaker 06

  Oh, wow.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what, he doesn't know?

• 54:01Speaker 06

  I'm sorry.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we can cut that out if you want.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  Oh, no, I don't care. It's fine.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, this is how you're coming out?

• 54:06Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm bad friends.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  What a way. What a way. Well, he never watches this. He doesn't watch YouTube, period.

• 54:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's going to now.

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  Cause all of his friends at work are gonna be like, "I saw your daughter on my favorite show."

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:20Andrew Santino?

  And she's gay?

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:22Speaker 03

  I don't think it would be much of a surprise for him.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, your dad knew? Did you tell your mom?

• 54:27Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 54:27Andrew Santino?

  And your mom's reaction was what?

• 54:30Speaker 03

  Um, I told her when we were in the car so that if something bad happened, it would at least take both of us out.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 54:36Andrew Santino?

  Good plan.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  You think your father would be angry?

• 54:39Speaker 03

  No, I think he'd just be a little bit disappointed, cause I'm the youngest of four, so if anything, he'd look at me and be like, "Goodbye, no more grandchildren."

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, that's crazy.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  That's not crazy.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  You're talking about. And how many other, the other siblings are boys and girls?

• 54:51Speaker 03

  Uh, I have one brother and two older sisters.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, then that's fine.

• 54:53Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  If you're an only child, I'd say, "Yeah, you really fucked up."

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's not true. That's not true.

• 54:58Andrew Santino?

  I'm kidding. Jesus Christ.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  But you know, it's, when you, I, I hear, I don't know if this is genetically, um, real, but I hear, the more kids you have, the youngest one has more of a chance of becoming gay or lesbian.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  Or just messed up in the head.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm on your side on this, I think.

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the, the conflict. I, I really do. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, I think you're, yeah.

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  Jacob?

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  Jacob, yeah.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  Jacob.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm on your side.

• 55:24Speaker 03

  It's cause I'm Jewish, isn't it?

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  So is Jacob.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  So is Jacob.

• 55:27Speaker 03

  Are you?

• 55:28Andrew Santino?

  I'm not Jewish. No, I'm... Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. Jacob.

• 55:33Andrew Santino?

  Jacob, you're Jewish.

• 55:34Speaker 03

  Bro, you should've just agreed all along.

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  Jacob, get a 20-

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  What are, what are you, Jacob?

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  If you're not, get a 23 and me done. Cause-

• 55:41Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  You're there, brother.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  But don't, don't get it in Israel, cause they don't, they don't allow it. They don't.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  No, you'd have to take it 3,000 years ago or something.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  You guys have been great.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  You guys are, thank you, guys. You guys are the best. The, this was actually, we thought, thought this was a love story. And it turned out to be not a love story. Nah, no. But, but, you are gonna show each other love from here on out. In my studio, be nice.

• 56:06Speaker 03

  Yes, sir.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Be nice. You will be nice.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Buenos noches, amigo.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  How could you tell?

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  Am I right?

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  Put that mic near your mouth.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get closer to your mouth.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  What's your name? Uh, my name's Jack Aswell. Jack Aswell? Yep. Jack Aswell. Jack Asswell. Jack Asswell. Jack Asswipe. Jack, what do you do?

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  Jack, just say this for me.

• 56:29Andrew Santino?

  Jack Aswell.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 56:33Speaker 07

  Interesting.

• 56:36Andrew Santino?

  And I'll say per se.

• 56:38Speaker 06

  Per se?

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  No, go, no, go per se.

• 56:40Speaker 07

  Per se.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very good. Do you watch Love on the Spectrum?

• 56:46Speaker 06

  Tiny bit.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:47Speaker 06

  I, I got into like two episodes. My friend was making me watch the finale of like, what, the fourth season?

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:53Speaker 06

  I was like.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  That, that's not your brother.

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  You don't know that man?

• 56:58Speaker 06

  Uh, twice removed. Cousin.

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you, dude. How do you teach these people?

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Jack, can you pitch me a movie?

• 57:09Speaker 06

  Uh, sure.

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Are you offended right now?

• 57:12Speaker 06

  No, sir.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Let's move on.

• 57:14Speaker 06

  All right, uh, I was actually thinking about making this a lot in college.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  Kind eyes.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  He's a kind guy. I don't know.

• 57:19Andrew Santino?

  He's got kind eyes.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's the guy.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  Kind face.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Give me a pitch, Jack.

• 57:24Speaker 06

  All right, so this college student. He's feeling like he's getting followed every night. When he's going back to his dorm, long day of classes.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Not? Long dick classes?

• 57:38Speaker 05

  I thought you said long dick as well.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:40Speaker 06

  Long day of classes, long day.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 57:42Andrew Santino?

  Does he have a long dick, this college student?

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:45Andrew Santino?

  It's helpful for the film if we're selling.

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:47Speaker 05

  It's the writer's room, you could say it.

• 57:49Speaker 06

  We'll see, uh, we'll see a close up at the beginning of the movie. We'll see like the outline of his dick.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, does it go down below his knees is what I'm saying.

• 57:58Speaker 06

  More like ankle height.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  We say, oh, but we say knees.

• 58:03Andrew Santino?

  Knees.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Knees, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  All right, so go ahead.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, see, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:06Speaker 06

  Okay, uh, this guy getting followed.

• 58:08Andrew Santino?

  Really nice cock is being followed.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Very long, skinny though.

• 58:12Andrew Santino?

  I know why he's being followed, I'll tell you that.

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  Someone's, look, somebody wants to suck that big, beautiful penis of Scott's.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Super long, but, okay, so go ahead.

• 58:19Speaker 06

  He's got this bad feeling of someone being behind him, looks around, no one's there, goes to bed. Thinks there's someone in the corner, but he just stares at it, doesn't, doesn't acknowledge it.

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I like it so far. This is a real pitch.

• 58:33Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  I can see it.

• 58:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 58:36Speaker 06

  And. He gets tired throughout the day. Uh, he decides to party. Nothing crazy happens at this party, but he just feels like he's getting followed every day. Every night, whenever he's walking alone.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  You're not repeating the movie It Follows, right?

• 58:51Speaker 06

  No, sir.

• 58:53Andrew Santino?

  It does sound like-

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  It sounds like, okay, keep going.

• 58:56Speaker 06

  That's about, I haven't actually seen that movie.

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 58:58Speaker 06

  But, uh, no, uh-

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  So he goes to a party?

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  Jack, Jack, Jack, let's get to it.

• 59:04Speaker 06

  Yes, sir.

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:06Speaker 06

  No, uh, end of the week, with all this bad mojo around him, he sees that, uh, in class, there's this test that he forgot to study for.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:16Speaker 06

  And that's what was following him this entire time. Like, he's been wasting his time study, uh, partying, drinking. He's got nothing actually following him. He's just been thinking about that test in the back of his mind.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  The test?

• 59:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's a test.

• 59:33Andrew Santino?

  Homework.

• 59:34Speaker 06

  Homework.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  We gotta make it a monster, you know? No, no.

• 59:37Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  No, we keep it as is. Can it be a big like- No one's gonna watch it, but-

• 59:44Speaker 06

  It's a short film.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  I, I, okay, I understand that.

• 59:47Andrew Santino?

  It's very short.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's so short. Yeah, I mean-

• 59:50Speaker 06

  Unlike his penis.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  There you go.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  That's, yeah.

• 59:53Speaker 06

  That's the hook.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  This film is short, but the actor's penis isn't.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  And that's kind of the pitch.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How about this?

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  He's, he has a test, right?

• 1:00:04Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  So, you see, as a director, right, you see his face, only his face from shoulder up, right? Right? And you hear him writing the test, right? Right, right? And then in frame, he puts his hand up like this, right? In the other frame, he puts his hand up like this, and it's his penis writing.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  Like an octopus.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 1:00:28Speaker 06

  His cock, he's cock writing.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  I could see that. Imagine.

• 1:00:31Speaker 06

  Maybe like those footsteps were just like his dick hitting the-

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what it is, dude.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  What it was following, he was dragging his penis the whole time.

• 1:00:39Speaker 06

  His penis was following him.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And that's a good story.

• 1:00:46Speaker 05

  I'm so glad I had these producers helping.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were able to, you know, so go ahead, your pitch.

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  So I'm thinking like a meth addicted grocery delivery driver.

• 1:00:57Andrew Santino?

  I'm in.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I'm already in.

• 1:00:59Speaker 05

  Okay, great. Uh, drops back.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Are there werewolves?

• 1:01:01Speaker 05

  There's no werewolves.

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  Any Lithuanians at all?

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:05Speaker 05

  No Lithuanians, just poor white Liridian.

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  Grocery delivery driver.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:11Speaker 05

  Be with me.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  Who's played?

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  They don't, let him pitch it.

• 1:01:14Speaker 05

  I mean, this is an easy cast. I go Simon Rex. You know, I love Red Rocket. Have you seen Red Rocket?

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we know Simon.

• 1:01:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:20Speaker 05

  So I'd go him. That's his niche, you know, um, has to drop bags off at this old lady's house.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:27Speaker 05

  Um, and they could sort of communicate because she's like passed out in the upstairs. But she still has to get down and get the groceries. And at some point, I think she's gonna fall and he has to break in to the house to, you know.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  How are they communicating? Through cellphone?

• 1:01:42Speaker 05

  No, I think, uh, I don't know.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  The window.

• 1:01:45Speaker 05

  The window.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  Need this Morse code.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing in this pitch? We're already making your movie.

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  This guy's really greedy.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's really greedy.

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  He wants both movies.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he wants both movies.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  I have ideas. You're gonna make it just fine.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  So that's the movie pitch?

• 1:01:59Speaker 05

  No, it wasn't over.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:01Speaker 05

  I don't know. It's a slog. Um, you know, he's gonna break in.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  When you're pitching something, don't call it a slog.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  I think that's the first bat.

• 1:02:10Speaker 05

  Uh, he's gonna break in eventually. Maybe he'll steal something. It's money. It might be meth, but I don't want that to be revealed until the end. And then he called the police to come get her. And then she's realized that she's been robbed. And it's the beauty, uh, he called the police on himself. And that is what I thought of.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:26Speaker 05

  Two minutes.

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  You gotta make him kill the old lady.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:30Speaker 05

  You think?

• 1:02:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's gotta do that.

• 1:02:31Speaker 05

  All right, who's the old lady casting? I was trying to think of that, but I couldn't do it.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're not making this movie.

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  No, but.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  We're not at the process of casting yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:39Speaker 05

  I don't know. You did the lead though.

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  I know, but we have, we have to find a long dick person for the, him. All right.

• 1:02:45Speaker 05

  That's a fun cast.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  So that's the first casting and we're trying to think through our minds.

• 1:02:48Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna spend a long time on that casting.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  That'll be months of casting.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Cause we're not CGI-ing or AI-ing this.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  We want the real deal, holy.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  We want the real deal. We're gonna method this. You know what I mean? What color preference? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Easier, easier to find.

• 1:03:04Andrew Santino?

  You can pick any color. Well, make it harder for us.

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it would take.

• 1:03:07Andrew Santino?

  That's the name of the movie. Make it harder.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  Make him Asian.

• 1:03:10Andrew Santino?

  Make it Asian.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  You're, we're never gonna make this movie.

• 1:03:13Andrew Santino?

  Jack and Jack?

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  Jack and Jack?

• 1:03:15Speaker 05

  No, no, Oliver.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  Oliver.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  Why'd you say Jack too?

• 1:03:19Speaker 06

  Cause there was another Jack that was earlier here?

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  Was there?

• 1:03:21Speaker 05

  In the first group, that kid's name is Jack, yeah.

• 1:03:23Andrew Santino?

  That first guy's name is Jack?

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, great pitches, guys.

• 1:03:26Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  Oliver, great pitch. You guys did the best.

• 1:03:28Speaker 05

  Thanks for having me.

• 1:03:29Speaker 06

  Thanks for having us.

• 1:03:30Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's gonna take you guys out to dinner. Or well, give you money for dinner. So pick a fun place.

• 1:03:35Speaker 06

  He'll be there.

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  He'll go, he might go. I love you, dude. You're the man. We'll come say, we'll come say bye afterwards. I think you two are good. I think this is the two favorite people already. You can't tell? Uh, what is your, what's your name?

• 1:03:48Speaker 03

  Katie.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  Angie.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Angie, what did your, what's your shirt say?

• 1:03:52Speaker 03

  Uh, mine says Stars Hollow, Connecticut.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's correct.

• 1:03:55Speaker 03

  Gilmore Girls.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:57Andrew Santino?

  Katie and Angie. Katie, Angie. I bet, do you guys?

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Friends?

• 1:04:01Andrew Santino?

  Do you guys do drugs? Katie? I told you I was gonna like these girls. I knew it. They're, they're the troublemakers, aren't they? Do you have more fun, are you more party than everyone else in that room? Who else would be party in that room?

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  I force everybody else.

• 1:04:16Andrew Santino?

  I told you I was gonna like them. I fucking knew it. I knew they were party.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  I could feel their vibe that she was party.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  How old did you need to be to buy weed in LA?

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-one.

• 1:04:25Speaker 06

  Twenty-one.

• 1:04:25Andrew Santino?

  It's all twenty-one.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Have you bought any weed?

• 1:04:27Speaker 03

  I have not, but...

• 1:04:28Andrew Santino?

  Give her some money for weed.

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're, you're gonna get a big chunk of money from Venmo.

• 1:04:32Speaker 03

  Great.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  And some of that money's gonna be spent on weed.

• 1:04:34Speaker 03

  Perfect, yeah.

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:35Speaker 03

  I've bought nicotine here.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  I, I think you're in charge of the money.

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll be in charge of the money.

• 1:04:41Speaker 03

  I'm the most responsible.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna give you money to eat and get a little weed.

• 1:04:44Speaker 03

  Perfect.

• 1:04:45Andrew Santino?

  Angie spends it all on weed?

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  If you spend it all on weed, they starve.

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  So what? She doesn't even like those people.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I wondered, I want them all to go out tonight to eat.

• 1:04:54Speaker 03

  No, I love them. They're my best friends.

• 1:04:56Andrew Santino?

  No, they're not. You're never gonna see these people again.

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  Every night we're like... No, I'm forced to see some of them.

• 1:05:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but when it's over, it's over.

• 1:05:03Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:05:03Andrew Santino?

  You'll never speak to these people ever again.

• 1:05:05Speaker 03

  I'm gonna need like a week or two.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  Cause you're the only one that's gonna make it.

• 1:05:09Andrew Santino?

  No, that's crazy.

• 1:05:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding.

• 1:05:11Andrew Santino?

  What about Katie?

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding, guys!

• 1:05:12Speaker 03

  No, Katie and I will make it.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  No, we're not!

• 1:05:15Speaker 03

  They're gonna get rid of me.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:16Speaker 03

  No, Katie and I will make it. AI's taking the rest of their jobs.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Damn.

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  Whoa! What are you guys gonna do in the biz?

• 1:05:22Speaker 03

  I'm journalism.

• 1:05:23Andrew Santino?

  And what about you?

• 1:05:24Speaker 03

  Marketing.

• 1:05:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're both good.

• 1:05:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:28Andrew Santino?

  I'd love to be able to like check back in in five years and see what they're.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:31Speaker 03

  I'll come back, yeah.

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  I, I, I wanna see, cuz some of the cases, we've talked, some of the cases, like it's a court.

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:36Andrew Santino?

  Some of the people that, the times we've had, I wonder if some of those people worked out at stuff. I mean Richie works for us. I fucking hate that guy.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  We love Richie.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  No, I love him so much.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  And Richie's from you.

• 1:05:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's Quinnipiac.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:05:49Andrew Santino?

  He made it. He lasted.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  He lasted.

• 1:05:51Andrew Santino?

  Do you have any plans to move to the west coast or no chance? This isn't for you?

• 1:05:53Speaker 03

  I've never been here before this and my parents are like, so you're gonna move there and buy us a house, right? And I'm like, you know what? Honestly, yeah, I like the weather here. I hate the cold.

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  Colds, journalism. You're a Connecticut kid.

• 1:06:04Speaker 03

  I'm Massachusetts.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  Ah, what about you?

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  New York.

• 1:06:07Andrew Santino?

  New York.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  New York.

• 1:06:08Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna go back to New York.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Hey.

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  Where in New York? You're at Long Island?

• 1:06:12Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:06:12Andrew Santino?

  No, upstate?

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  Brooklyn.

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're from the city?

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Fucking from Brooklyn.

• 1:06:17Andrew Santino?

  She's from fucking Brooklyn, huh?

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  How you doing?

• 1:06:19Andrew Santino?

  I don't.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  You from Brooklyn?

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  You know Tony, you know Tony No Ice?

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Tony No Ice. How you doing? You like rice?

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  That's all we do is fucking rice around here.

• 1:06:30Andrew Santino?

  Hey, you do pizza, I do rice. Alright.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh!

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  I'm eating kimchi over here.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm walking too, you know?

• 1:06:39Andrew Santino?

  You guys are gonna, you guys are gonna, the business.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  So what kind of journalism do you?

• 1:06:43Speaker 03

  Um, mostly live, like anything like, I don't like politics or sports.

• 1:06:48Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so you report on like a, okay, I'm setting the scene. The ca- cameras are up, you're on the scene, it's a horrific ten car pileup.

• 1:06:56Speaker 03

  I've, yeah.

• 1:06:57Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I'm giving you the scene, I wanna hear you do it.

• 1:06:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:00Andrew Santino?

  Ten car pileup, um, uh, nine of the ten cars are, um, school buses filled with elementary school children.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:07:08Andrew Santino?

  And the ten.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  But, but the nine, nine cars are that, is that new Ferrari EV?

• 1:07:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're all the new Ferrari EV.

• 1:07:14Speaker 03

  That car was so ugly, by the way.

• 1:07:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so dumb.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Alright, well.

• 1:07:17Andrew Santino?

  So dumb.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  Alright, but don't put that in the thing because.

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:20Andrew Santino?

  No, how about this, how about this? It's a horrific ten car pileup.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:23Andrew Santino?

  Uh, elementary school bus is involved, a big eighteen wheel truck is involved.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:28Andrew Santino?

  And there's bodies everywhere, bodies everywhere.

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:32Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:07:32Andrew Santino?

  And also, the, the, the.

• 1:07:36Andrew Santino?

  International, like the alarm that that war is just about to start.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  Happening.

• 1:07:41Speaker 03

  So we're in the apocalypse.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not only that.

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  We're about.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  May I add?

• 1:07:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  Can I add?

• 1:07:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  Right. When you get a lamppost, there's just intestines.

• 1:07:51Andrew Santino?

  Wrapped around.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  Wrapped around it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:54Speaker 03

  We got that.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then at one point, you're about to start, and eyeball just goes right up your face.

• 1:08:00Andrew Santino?

  Hits your cheek.

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:03Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so report on this accident.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  It's a Puerto Rican eyeball, if that means anything to you.

• 1:08:06Andrew Santino?

  You're reporting from Puerto Rico.

• 1:08:08Speaker 03

  I'm in Puerto Rico.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  You're living in Puerto Rico.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:10Speaker 03

  Okay, perfect. So just to get the facts right, there's 10 buses?

• 1:08:14Andrew Santino?

  10, no, it's a 10-car pileup.

• 1:08:16Speaker 03

  10-car pileup.

• 1:08:17Andrew Santino?

  One of them is a

• 1:08:18Speaker 03

  One of them's a school bus.

• 1:08:18Andrew Santino?

  Elementary school kids.

• 1:08:19Speaker 03

  With elementary.

• 1:08:20Andrew Santino?

  And they're all.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  No, they might not necessarily be dead.

• 1:08:22Andrew Santino?

  They're all dead.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  One kid, one kid lived.

• 1:08:25Speaker 03

  Confirmed fatalities.

• 1:08:27Andrew Santino?

  Nine dead, all dead except for one child. One child's alive.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  And you can make up that child.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you make up the child.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And I'm a cameraman, right?

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  You're the cameraman.

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:38Speaker 03

  Who pull over here?

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  And go.

• 1:08:42Speaker 03

  Alright, good evening, everyone. We are here live in Puerto Rico, where there is a 10-car pileup, and we are on the scene. Many fatalities confirmed by authorities. One of them happens to be

• 1:08:56Bobby Lee?

  You gotta incorporate the eye.

• 1:08:57Speaker 03

  Oh, the eye.

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Start over, start over. Very good. When I do this, when I do, when I do this, the eyeball hit your face.

• 1:09:05Speaker 03

  Okay, perfect.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright.

• 1:09:07Speaker 03

  I need to be real, yeah.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gotta be real. And take it again, and action.

• 1:09:12Speaker 03

  Good evening, everyone. We are here live on the scene of a 10-car pileup in Puerto Rico. One of them happens to be a school, a school bus with multiple children, many fatalities. Only one survived, a young child named Timmy. Timmy has words to say about how he is feeling tonight about all of his friends being lost.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Really good. That's really good. The eyeball thing she didn't react to.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  No, she did a good job. She brushed it off. It actually was perfect.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, that was very good. That was subtle.

• 1:09:42Andrew Santino?

  A professional would keep going.

• 1:09:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:44Speaker 03

  Been trained in everything, in the rain I've had to do.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:09:48Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna be, she is, I can hear it.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  Because if an eyeball hit mine, I would react to it.

• 1:09:54Andrew Santino?

  You can't if you're live.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:55Speaker 06

  Let's do it.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  What? I can't do it. There's no way I can do it. Yeah, I didn't memorize the situation.

• 1:10:01Andrew Santino?

  You, we made it up.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Hi, I'm Bobby Lee, um, and this is KTLA, um, and we were in Puerto Rico and there's a 10 pile cover up.

• 1:10:11Andrew Santino?

  It's a cover up.

• 1:10:12Speaker 03

  Cover up.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  10 pile cover up, you know what I mean?

• 1:10:15Speaker 03

  Oh, I forgot there's war. Oh, by the way, everyone's gonna die soon.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't get why you're interrupting my fucking podcast.

• 1:10:23Speaker 03

  Go ahead, go ahead. I forgot.

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  Do I have to do it?

• 1:10:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:10:30Speaker 06

  I'm throwing the eye.

• 1:10:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and I'm fucking, yeah.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  No, you know, you throw, alright, alright. We'll just take it to the eye. Alright. Hey, this is Bobby Lee from PTSDDWXN, and, um, I'm here live in Puerto Rico, and there's been a 10-car pileup, including a school, um, a bus with, uh, nine fatalities.

• 1:10:53Speaker 03

  Did the eye kill you?

• 1:10:55Andrew Santino?

  The eye killed him.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:56Speaker 03

  You got taken out by the eye.

• 1:10:57Andrew Santino?

  Katie, that's not your, that's not your bag. You're marketing.

• 1:11:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:00Andrew Santino?

  You know how to, you know how to market.

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, but Katie, give it a shot.

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  I know you're marketing, but give it a shot.

• 1:11:08Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  And, action.

• 1:11:10Speaker 03

  We're here, reporting live from Puerto Rico, where there's been a bus crash.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Cut.

• 1:11:15Andrew Santino?

  The funniest part is everybody laughs when you say 10-car pileup with kids.

• 1:11:19Speaker 03

  I was like looking for that.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that was really real. That was really real. That was really real.

• 1:11:23Andrew Santino?

  And, and go, one more time, go.

• 1:11:25Speaker 03

  We're here, reporting, reporting live from Puerto Rico, where there's been a 10-car pileup, and everyone's gone except for Timmy, and Timmy has some words to say about how his, all his friends are lost.

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  And I also die from the eye.

• 1:11:39Andrew Santino?

  You die from that. You also die from the eye.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Really great, really great.

• 1:11:43Andrew Santino?

  You guys, you have a bright future ahead. All of the Quinnipiac, uh, uh, students and...

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  We love you guys when you guys come.

• 1:11:49Andrew Santino?

  We think it's always fun when you guys come by. We appreciate you very much. Thank you, guys. Alright, go sit in there. This is your doctor.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  This is your doctor.

• 1:11:55Andrew Santino?

  You perfor, you performed on Carlos.

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

  I'm miracles, yes.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:59Andrew Santino?

  You performed on Carlos.

• 1:12:00Speaker 05

  I did.

• 1:12:01Andrew Santino?

  You know how many men have performed on Carlos?

• 1:12:02Speaker 05

  A lot.

• 1:12:03Andrew Santino?

  Hundreds.

• 1:12:05Bobby Lee?

  You look like Sally Harry from the movie, I mean, Wolf, Mozart, what's that movie? Amadeus. Amadeus, yeah, yeah. Sally Harry's here.

• 1:12:13Speaker 04

  Me?

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:14Andrew Santino?

  Sally Harry.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  Like an artist.

• 1:12:15Andrew Santino?

  What's your name, sir?

• 1:12:16Speaker 04

  David Deutsch.

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  Dr. Deutsch?

• 1:12:18Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  David Deutsch.

• 1:12:19Andrew Santino?

  Dr. German.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Deutsch.

• 1:12:20Andrew Santino?

  And Dr. Deutsch did this little work of art on Carlos's head here. We wanted to bring him in to shout it out.

• 1:12:24Speaker 04

  Thank you, Doc.

• 1:12:24Andrew Santino?

  Give him some love, because...

• 1:12:25Speaker 04

  My pleasure.

• 1:12:25Andrew Santino?

  So what do you think the chances of this becoming a nice head of lettuce like yours?

• 1:12:30Speaker 04

  Well, you know, when you...

• 1:12:31Andrew Santino?

  Well is not a good answer from him.

• 1:12:34Andrew Santino?

  If the first words from a doctor are well, it's tough.

• 1:12:36Speaker 04

  No, the thing is, you have to be realistic about when you do this procedure.

• 1:12:40Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 1:12:40Speaker 04

  So, for example, Carlos and I had a very long discussion about what we can accomplish.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:12:45Speaker 04

  I'm gonna give you some numbers, alright?

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:12:48Speaker 04

  So Carlos probably has lost about 70,000 hairs.

• 1:12:56Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit.

• 1:12:57Andrew Santino?

  Seventy thousand?

• 1:12:58Speaker 04

  Yes. Sixty, seventy thousand. And we trans...

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  What is his head, Normandy? What is going on?

• 1:13:05Speaker 04

  Here's the thing.

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  What is going on here?

• 1:13:07Andrew Santino?

  The average human head has ninety thousand to a hundred fifty thousand.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  That's insane, dude. Wow.

• 1:13:11Speaker 04

  So you guys are fact checking me?

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:13Speaker 04

  Alright, so, so say we, he lost, you know, sixty, seventy thousand hairs. We replaced about seven thousand hairs, seven or eight thousand hairs. So I mean, it's a fraction of what he had before, but it's not a numerical density, it's a cosmetic density. Meaning, you don't want to replace, and you can't, every hair that's been lost, but you want to do it in such a way that it gives him a nice result. So, what we did was, we worked in the front, back to about the vertex of his crown here, to give him, you know, a nice hairline, and a good appearance from the front. We'll see how things look in about a year, see what the donor looks like, and then hopefully attack the back.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:13:48Speaker 04

  We also had to build up on the sides here, like the hairline normally plugs into, we call them the parietal humps. He has to plug in there. Carlos's had receded down.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:59Speaker 04

  So I had to also build that up.

• 1:14:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:01Speaker 04

  To plug the hair.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  Why does this happen to a human being?

• 1:14:03Speaker 04

  Oh, God knows.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  Is it genetics?

• 1:14:05Speaker 04

  It's yes. So the major cause for-

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  It's failed genetics, right?

• 1:14:09Speaker 04

  Well, I'm not gonna say it's failed genetics. It's genetics. It's genetics and hormones. So we call it androgenetic alopecia, which is a fancy word. Androgen, androgens are hormones, genetics, it's heredity.

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:22Speaker 04

  That's the vast majority of hair loss. That's what causes it. That's what we see. There are other factors. It's multifactorial, but those are-

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  Does drugs have a factor?

• 1:14:30Speaker 04

  Probably.

• 1:14:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:32Speaker 04

  The major thing is if you are losing your hair or you think you're losing your hair or you're concerned about maintaining your hair, you can come to Bosley. I mean, we have locations in almost every major city. All the consultations are free. So you can go on bosley.com. You can set up a consultation and have a discussion.

• 1:14:53Bobby Lee?

  I have so many questions. I have so many questions.

• 1:14:54Speaker 04

  Good.

• 1:14:55Bobby Lee?

  The first question is this, okay? I have several. Can I ask my questions?

• 1:14:59Andrew Santino?

  Did I say you couldn't? At any point did I say you couldn't?

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  All right. So number one. I've always wanted a beard transplant.

• 1:15:07Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  Do you do those?

• 1:15:08Speaker 04

  Yes, we do.

• 1:15:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:09Speaker 04

  We do.

• 1:15:09Bobby Lee?

  And where would you take the hairs from?

• 1:15:12Speaker 04

  So it's basically the same thing. It's from the back of the head.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  Could I use my pubic hair?

• 1:15:17Speaker 04

  You could.

• 1:15:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause I want that. I want that.

• 1:15:19Speaker 04

  I would do it.

• 1:15:20Andrew Santino?

  Dr. Deutsch isn't doing that.

• 1:15:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But why wouldn't you do that?

• 1:15:23Speaker 04

  No, no. I mean, you could, but the hair is pretty curly and-

• 1:15:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:28Andrew Santino?

  Not his. It's straight.

• 1:15:29Speaker 04

  Oh, maybe.

• 1:15:30Andrew Santino?

  It's unbelievably straight. It's like a, it's like a, the mane of a horse. It's wild.

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's wild. They don't curl. They stick out a lot, right?

• 1:15:38Speaker 04

  Well, I mean-

• 1:15:40Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful pubes, Dr. Deutsch.

• 1:15:42Speaker 04

  I'm sure, no.

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna show you.

• 1:15:43Speaker 04

  No, theoretically it could be done.

• 1:15:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:45Speaker 04

  Just not in my wheelhouse. But yeah, there's, I'm sure somebody out there.

• 1:15:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but Bosley does not do that?

• 1:15:50Speaker 04

  Correct. Bosley.

• 1:15:50Bobby Lee?

  Bosley. Bosley.

• 1:15:51Speaker 04

  Correct.

• 1:15:52Bobby Lee?

  All right. So back of the hair.

• 1:15:53Speaker 04

  We do, but we do do beards, just not from the pubic region.

• 1:15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:56Speaker 04

  Back of the head. This is-

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay. It's what the facts.

• 1:16:00Speaker 04

  So this procedure is based on the fact that this area back here is called the safe donor zone. Like you can see dudes that are totally bald, right? But they still have that ring of hair.

• 1:16:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:16:10Speaker 04

  Whatever reason, evolutionarily, whatever it is, they maintain that hair. So we know it's, it's, it's called donor dominance. We know we can take the hair from back there and move it to wherever we want, including facial hair, and that hair is gonna be permanent.

• 1:16:24Andrew Santino?

  Face on your face is wild, though. Does that work?

• 1:16:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:27Bobby Lee?

  But once I do the surgery, I can never go back.

• 1:16:31Speaker 04

  Well, you mean, take it back?

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:35Speaker 04

  Repossess the hair?

• 1:16:35Bobby Lee?

  Like, bring him back to back, back there.

• 1:16:37Speaker 04

  Well, theoretically, theoretically, you could, because, you know, the like, the way that we took Carlos's donor hair out is something called FUE, follicular unit excision. That's where we take a tiny little drill and we, we remove them one by one. Theoretically, you could do that to remove the hairs. I wouldn't do it on the face because it could leave tiny-

• 1:16:54Andrew Santino?

  Scarring, right?

• 1:16:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, tiny little dots.

• 1:16:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, it'll look weird.

• 1:16:57Andrew Santino?

  I like your face just the way-

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  I want a beard like yours, man.

• 1:17:00Andrew Santino?

  Brother, you're never gonna, this is just, this is, you either get these or you don't get them.

• 1:17:03Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I do. I go to Bosley.

• 1:17:04Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:17:05Andrew Santino?

  Alright, well, let it go.

• 1:17:05Speaker 04

  Your hair is amazing.

• 1:17:06Andrew Santino?

  But this, this-

• 1:17:07Bobby Lee?

  That's not his hair.

• 1:17:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'm wearing a wig. This is, we wore a wig for, it's so funny.

• 1:17:15Andrew Santino?

  Now, now that he's gonna take that, we wore, we were supposed to both, he had his wig on earlier.

• 1:17:19Speaker 04

  Oh, I got it.

• 1:17:19Andrew Santino?

  Four, fancy on the right. We were wearing wigs for him.

• 1:17:23Speaker 04

  Okay, but that's, that's your hair.

• 1:17:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:17:25Bobby Lee?

  That's my hair, yeah.

• 1:17:25Speaker 04

  No, but I've seen you with, your, your hair is great underneath.

• 1:17:28Andrew Santino?

  It's fine, yeah, it's fine, but, but, but-

• 1:17:30Speaker 06

  No, that's good.

• 1:17:30Andrew Santino?

  Not as good as this.

• 1:17:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:32Andrew Santino?

  And now he's gonna take this to the bank.

• 1:17:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:35Andrew Santino?

  Thanks a lot, Dr. George.

• 1:17:36Speaker 04

  Sorry about that, guy.

• 1:17:37Andrew Santino?

  Is he, he told the doctor, "Told you, the week was better."

• 1:17:40Speaker 04

  Sorry about that.

• 1:17:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so funny.

• 1:17:42Andrew Santino?

  No, but you know what?

• 1:17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:43Andrew Santino?

  I don't think you should do the beard.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:46Andrew Santino?

  Because your face, the way it is.

• 1:17:48Bobby Lee?

  How does it feel to have a beard?

• 1:17:50Andrew Santino?

  It covers up how fucked and weird my face looks. You've seen my face-

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my face looks weird, too.

• 1:17:55Andrew Santino?

  Now, you got a great face.

• 1:17:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:17:56Andrew Santino?

  I had it because I, when I was in high school, I could grow one. And I was like, oh, I could grow a beard when I was like fifteen. So, ever since then, I was like, I'm never gonna not have a beard.

• 1:18:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:06Andrew Santino?

  It's fucking great.

• 1:18:07Bobby Lee?

  Now, um, theoretically, doctor, theoretically, if I, if I wanted hairy feet, theoretically, could you put the back of my head and make my hair completely fuzzy?

• 1:18:18Speaker 04

  You could. So, we've actually-

• 1:18:19Andrew Santino?

  Fuzzy feet.

• 1:18:20Speaker 06

  Like a hobbit.

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:18:21Speaker 06

  Like a hobbit.

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  Like a hobbit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:23Speaker 04

  You could. We actually did, my partner did a case, a guy was very, uh, self-conscious about not having hair on his calves. And we did-

• 1:18:31Bobby Lee?

  Look, look, look, look.

• 1:18:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he doesn't have any.

• 1:18:33Bobby Lee?

  He don't have any.

• 1:18:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  I have only blotches, like, and it's from Chernobyl.

• 1:18:37Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:18:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:39Andrew Santino?

  Chernobyl-

• 1:18:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Chernobyl legs.

• 1:18:41Speaker 04

  So theoretically, you could do that, but, you know-

• 1:18:43Andrew Santino?

  I don't care about this.

• 1:18:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:44Andrew Santino?

  Could you ever make a palm hairy?

• 1:18:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, it would grow probably on pretty much any skin surf.

• 1:18:51Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's crazy that you could do that.

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:53Andrew Santino?

  Hairy palms would be.

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  Just on your right hand.

• 1:18:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You trip off too much.

• 1:18:56Andrew Santino?

  So the joke lives.

• 1:18:58Speaker 04

  You wouldn't want to, but you could probably transplant any.

• 1:19:00Andrew Santino?

  I'll be honest with you, I would love a super hairy ass.

• 1:19:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:19:05Andrew Santino?

  I have no hair on my ass and I love a very hairy butt.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, when I turn 60, I'm gonna get a beard transplant.

• 1:19:12Andrew Santino?

  Don't do it.

• 1:19:13Bobby Lee?

  Cause I'm gonna retire and I want a large beard and long hair. I wanna look like a, you know what I mean? A mystic kinda creature.

• 1:19:19Andrew Santino?

  You already look like a mystic creature.

• 1:19:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:22Andrew Santino?

  In a good way.

• 1:19:22Bobby Lee?

  And we're gonna go mystic together.

• 1:19:23Speaker 05

  You don't need help.

• 1:19:24Speaker 04

  That's fine.

• 1:19:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:25Andrew Santino?

  Doctor Deutsch, we're gonna go mystic.

• 1:19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:27Speaker 04

  Sounds good.

• 1:19:27Andrew Santino?

  Alright, yeah.

• 1:19:27Speaker 04

  So at 60, you're saying that?

• 1:19:29Bobby Lee?

  In five years.

• 1:19:30Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:19:30Andrew Santino?

  Five, dude, you're 55 this year.

• 1:19:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:32Andrew Santino?

  I fucking forgot.

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:35Andrew Santino?

  In five years. I'm not gonna get, I don't wanna get sad.

• 1:19:37Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:19:38Speaker 05

  Closer to death.

• 1:19:39Andrew Santino?

  Cause I think that means you're gonna die.

• 1:19:41Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:19:42Andrew Santino?

  And I don't want you to die, ever.

• 1:19:44Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, thank you so much, Doctor.

• 1:19:45Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, Doctor.

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  If you guys wanna ever get a head transplant or a beard transplant, you have to.

• 1:19:50Andrew Santino?

  Not a head.

• 1:19:52Andrew Santino?

  Bosley can't give you a new fucking head.

• 1:19:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they will.

• 1:19:55Andrew Santino?

  But when you do figure out that technology, I will swap. I wanna be Michael B. Jordan up top.

• 1:20:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:01Speaker 04

  Go to bosley.com for more information.

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:04Speaker 04

  And that's it.

• 1:20:05Bobby Lee?

  Give him a run.

• 1:20:05Andrew Santino?

  Alright, thank you.

• 1:20:06Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Doctor.

• 1:20:06Speaker 04

  Guys, thank you very much.

• 1:20:07Speaker 03

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:20:09Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 1:20:32Speaker 06

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