Coffee In the Pool w/ the Island Girls

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:41Andrew Santino?

  What's going on with you today? You feel like you're, uh, yeah, you're very, uh, Miyagi today.

• 0:46Bobby Lee?

  That's a Sunday.

• 0:47Andrew Santino?

  Teach us Miyagi.

• 0:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, I woke up and it's like, um, you know, when you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're pissing on today. I'm living in the moment.

• 0:58Andrew Santino?

  Are we gonna do a bunch of Chinese proverbs now?

• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not doing Chinese proverbs. I'm just saying that I had, I saw a bumper sticker driving over here. Made me kinda mad.

• 1:06Andrew Santino?

  What did it say?

• 1:07Bobby Lee?

  It said, uh, "If you drive, um, if you get near me, I drive slower."

• 1:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:13Bobby Lee?

  So I want a bumper sticker on my front window that says, "Well, then I'll crash into you."

• 1:17Andrew Santino?

  You just have to drive in front of them after you see it.

• 1:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I, I went to the side just to see what they look like.

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  What did they look like?

• 1:24Bobby Lee?

  It's an old white lady.

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  Ew!

• 1:27Bobby Lee?

  Ew, Karen, pass, stay hydrated.

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  Look up how many babies born in 2026 named Karen. Like nine probably.

• 1:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:37Andrew Santino?

  I think that ruined the name Karen.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Adolf is ruined.

• 1:40Andrew Santino?

  No, no, that one's back.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Adolf is back, oh.

• 1:43Andrew Santino?

  What does it say? How many babies named Karen? Plummeted. The name plummeted.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  It plummeted.

• 1:49Andrew Santino?

  It fell out of the top 800.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  But Pol Pot.

• 1:52Andrew Santino?

  Pol, yeah.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Pol, yeah, see a Pol Pot.

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  Patsy, see a Patsy.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Pol Pot. Zero. Zero, zero.

• 1:58Andrew Santino?

  There's no way.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  I created a name, Zero.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  Why? Because he was a bad guy. Give me a name.

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  Um, Trump.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  You can't beat, you can't beat Zero, dude.

• 2:08Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I can.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  That's a, I mean, I'm, I'm champ right now.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  How many babies?

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm fucking name champ right now, dude.

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  How many babies in 2026?

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  You can't make up a name that no one's ever had. Like Zazaz.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  Zazaz, Mac Hitler.

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, just say a name in the past.

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  How many people in 2026 were named Genghis Khan?

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Genghis.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  No, you said Pol Pot.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Genghis does not appear in the top thousand recorded by baby name. Yeah, but it's still not zero.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but Pol would be a name that would be a baby, but you said Pol Pot.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  You said Genghis Khan.

• 2:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Genghis Khan.

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, alright.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying. Zero babies named Genghis in 2024.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, if I ever baby, that's what it is.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  Alright, we're tied. Genghis Pot.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright, Genghis Pot, and that's it. Alright, we're tied, we're tied. We don't have to play. Well, there's no way to go lower.

• 2:54Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's no way to go lower. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  So I saw Obsession last night.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Did I not tell you it was good? Did you think it was good?

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  What did I, I called Mc-?

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Why are you, tell me?

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  I went, I called, I called Mccone. I went and got pizza, I called Mccone.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  What did I say?

• 3:10Speaker 03

  Terrible movie. What did you like about this movie? What was good about it?

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  And then he goes, "Ever the Contrarian."

• 3:16Speaker 03

  I did say that.

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  You said that? Ever the Contrarian?

• 3:19Andrew Santino?

  Douchebag. And I go, "What are you doing?" He's like, "Hold on, sorry, man, I'm at karaoke, I have to go back in, they just picked my song."

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you go to the place on Wilshire, what was it? Called the Monkey Bar, what's it called?

• 3:30Speaker 03

  I don't know, but it had a bunch of Egyptian stuff in it, but it wasn't-

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  It's called Brass Monkey.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Brass Monkey, oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I was close, there's monkey in it.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  I mean, Beastie Boys, dude.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Brass Monkey, there's one on Wilshire.

• 3:41Andrew Santino?

  Funky Monkey.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's a huge-

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  It's a massive karaoke. We've been there before.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  We've been there before, yeah.

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  You didn't go to that one with the, how many private rooms? Was it like a row of rooms?

• 3:49Speaker 03

  It was a lot of private rooms.

• 3:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, maybe that was it.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's in Koreatown.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been to that one.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  It was fun.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Downstairs. And then they had the girls that you can bring in.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Why?

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  Dude's own-

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  That's the question you have to ask yourself. Why not?

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Why are you asking why always? You always say why not? You know what I mean?

• 4:08Speaker 03

  But why is it, what does that have to do with karaoke?

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, but Koreans, they just do the, "Come on in." You know, "Sit down."

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Anybody's allowed it.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, but you know how they, what do they, what do they call them? Carlos?

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  They're like, they're like, they're like, uh, uh- I was gonna

• 4:24Speaker 04

  Girls that hang at your table

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  Geishas

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  They're not geishas dude, this is not Japan, no, here in America.

• 4:29Speaker 04

  No, they have Hostess Girls.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  Hostess Girls, that's all, yeah.

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  How did we not get that?

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  Host, yeah, they're Hostess.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  They're Hostess Girls.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're friends.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Come on in, huh?

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  Come, me.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then they, they, they try to sell you on a, you know, a really expensive bottle of whatever.

• 4:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  And they flirt with you, right? And you guys sing together.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  You buy the bottle.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  You buy the bottle, and then they just disappear, I don't know, they're like ninjas. They're not geishas, they're ninjas.

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  They're apparitions.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  After you, you, you pay the bill, they're just gone, gone.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you love me?

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  Um, I did not, I unfortunately wasn't a big fan.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Did, uh, your wife like it?

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  You weren't, you didn't like it?

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I thought.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  It was a good pre, I'll tell you this, a good premise, very good premise.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  We were hanging, they, they hung the film on the premise, uh, and there was no great twists for me. There wasn't enough where I was like, whoa.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  I didn't, oh, wow, and then my biggest point that I made on the phone to him was, he breaks it and he says, I want Nikki, whatever her last name is, to love me more than any one or anything, one of the two things, in the world.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  That didn't justify the behavior. To me, it should have been a clever phrase that would have been gray enough, like, I wish Nikki Howard was crazy for me. I said that when I walked out, I was like.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  You got your rider's hat on.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  Wouldn't that have been better?

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  You gotta, you gotta take it off when you go to a movie like that.

• 5:52Speaker 04

  Couldn't leave without me, something big.

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  I, yeah, something that was like.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, okay.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  Chaos.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  Also, oh, you didn't, you didn't think she was gonna feed him the cat? Yeah, she packed him lunch. Saw that coming for fucking 50 miles.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and also, when your cat dies, you don't keep it near your house.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  Bury it.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  No, you call, like, when Remy died, when my dog died, two, three months ago.

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, you enshrined him in a throne, he's in your living room.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  I know, I understand that, but you had, I had him mummified.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  It's lock and key.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gotta, yeah, you take the meat out.

• 6:25Andrew Santino?

  You gotta take the meat out.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  You gotta put him in a funny position with a tuxedo and a hat.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  This is what I did. But my point, no, I didn't do that. We had somebody take them to a facility and he's, we, we got his ashes. Like, what the fuck is he doing? Not keep, did he bury it in the backyard?

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  I don't think they showed anything like that. We are doing spoilers, but it's been out at this point for, you know, two months, so.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  Right. Anyway, um.

• 6:49Andrew Santino?

  No, I, I, what I enjoyed was.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  You weren't scared at all?

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, I'm a forty-three-year-old man.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  Wasn't scared.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the girl being like.

• 7:04Andrew Santino?

  You do that in the studio here.

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  I know I do that. I know I do that. I know.

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  It's not that crazy.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but I have ticks.

• 7:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here's another, I, I, um, and I'm gonna offer McCon some money, and this is what the deal is, if you wanna hear my new thing. Um, I've been, for some reason, Bad Friends and other part, my podcasts have been popping up in my algorithm. I'm trying to stay, you know, with, you know, the things I wanna watch, which is what, Carlos?

• 7:30Speaker 04

  Like, people in Africa doing things?

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  Football clips and people in India doing.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like, you know, you know, and but for some reason comedy is like coming up.

• 7:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, good.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Like, when you see your friend doing stand-up, you just, you go fast, right?

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  I shut my phone off. If I see someone I know in like a, what's going on? Who's this girl?

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially a crowd work kind of video, I go fast.

• 7:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm out.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, um, I reali, well, so I had a book signing yesterday.

• 8:03Speaker 04

  No, I know it's, it's real, but.

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  It's just such a funny phrase for you to say.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  Cause most people that book signings, they wrote a book.

• 8:11Speaker 04

  He's never laughed that much ever.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Okay, get it out. Get it all out, man.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  What's the book? Oh, the, there was that cartoon.

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not a cartoon, man.

• 8:26Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  It's called literature.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  It's animated.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  So it's a graphic novel?

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  It's a graphic novel.

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  It's a cartoon.

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  No, but it's awesome.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  I actually read it, by the way.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  I had a book.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  I read it. It's in our front room. I read one.

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I only have one.

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  I only have one.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, it took about-

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  It's like a series.

• 8:46Andrew Santino?

  Took about five minutes.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  I think Dr. Seuss was on there.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  Just say, "I read it."

• 8:50Andrew Santino?

  I read it.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on Harry Potter, you know what I mean?

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  I really enjoyed it.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, you didn't. And I don't care.

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I did.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't care what you think about. Now you're getting me riled up. I'm trying to be zen.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um-

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Book signing.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  And so, you know, one guy said, um, "Can you write this?" Um, "Now this is a war, Bobby Lee." And I go, "Why would you want me to write that?" He goes, "It's something that you would, you say."

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  You say on the show all the time.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Right. And then I go, "What are some other things I say?" You know what I mean? And then also, I'm watching Algorithms. And so, there's certain isms that I have that drive me crazy that I do. So, every time I say an ism now, I'm gonna give Mccone five dollars. Oh, nice.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  What's the giving?

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you those, some of the things that I, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  Is is that?

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is is that. The thing is is that.

• 9:41Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Can I say something?

• 9:43Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  Five dollars.

• 9:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. No, no.

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, no, no, as well. Five dollars.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  No, we're saying, no, no, we're saying though.

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  No, you, no, no, no. Five dollars.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  We're saying what they are now, and then there's gonna be a time when then the game begins.

• 9:56Speaker 04

  Thousands of dollars.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  From now on. Yeah, yeah. There's no way I'm giving you 25 bucks right now. All right? So, I'm just telling you, let's get the isms out now, and then if I say them, I give Mccone. And we'll add it up through time, and then I'll give him money.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, let's write them out. So, it's, I, I, I think two yas is fine. Three yas?

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's three yas.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be three yas. So, if I say yeah, that's fine.

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  I can say two nos?

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  No, you get one no.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  I get one? That's not fair! That's not fair!

• 10:27Andrew Santino?

  Dude, this is your ism rule.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  All right, this is my ism rule. All right, so, are you writing it down, Mccone?

• 10:31Andrew Santino?

  All right. But I wanna see it on a, on the thing.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, um, can I say something?

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  Can I say something?

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Which I don't even know that I say that. Do I say that?

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  All the time.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay. The thing is, is that, right, that's another thing that I say, right? What are some other things I say?

• 10:45Speaker 03

  Go, "Whoa, dude."

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I don't, I've never said, "Whoa, dude, dude."

• 10:51Speaker 03

  Give me the loot.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  I haven't said give me the long time, give me the loop. I haven't said that a long time. That kept.

• 10:57Speaker 04

  When you're Urban Bobby.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:59Speaker 04

  That whole thing, like whenever there's a black person around, some octaves change in your voice.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I can't, we can't do that because I'm being, you know what I mean, I'm trying to get to the rhythm and their, their energy.

• 11:08Speaker 04

  Like.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  Vibe, it's a vibe, I'm vibing.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  You do have to match there.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have to vibe.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he, that's gotta be. If he's in character, he can say anything.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  How you doing, bro? You know, there's some people that you say that to, you know?

• 11:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, Mexican, okay.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't say that.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  I did.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  He did.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did?

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  We did.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is. Uh, what else?

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  I see, you know, you mean, that's a Ronnie Chang game.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  You know what?

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  He says that. You know what, when he's about to get mad? You know what, but?

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I say that?

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  All right, that can't be a thing.

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Cause you say it.

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that's not an ism.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  I have no restrictions. I, I'm, no one came up to me about the isms.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Take, take, um, you know what out?

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  War, war, war.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Anything about war, unless I'm talking about Iran.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  Then we're good.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, then we're good.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  But if I, like, if I tell somebody we're in a war?

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  Repeating what Andrew just said.

• 11:56Speaker 04

  You do that all the time. Whatever he says, you say the word immediately after.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Like, give me an example.

• 12:02Speaker 04

  Like, if he calls something, like, ugly, you would say, yeah, yeah, that's ugly.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  But that, that's, that's $10.

• 12:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  Cause yeah, yeah, yeah, that's ugly would be $10.

• 12:12Andrew Santino?

  No, it's two yes. He'll go, yeah, yeah, that's ugly.

• 12:14Speaker 04

  Double offense.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Yes, well, then it's two yes is fine, cause it's three yes is the.

• 12:17Andrew Santino?

  It is true.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yes, thank you, thank you.

• 12:19Speaker 03

  Are you out of your fucking mind, dude?

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  He does say that.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't think that's an ism.

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  It's, I mean, it's.

• 12:29Speaker 03

  You like angrily say it loud.

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  Are you fucking mind? Yeah, and then you fall away, you kick the table.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, alright.

• 12:34Andrew Santino?

  Kicking the table?

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  That's $5.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Kicking the table is $5? Okay.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  Laughing like Elmo.

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  That's.

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  McConaughey.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  You're, now you're being a jerk.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  You're being.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:47Andrew Santino?

  You're being a jerk.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Breathing.

• 12:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  You know, the way you breathe? Yeah, you can't do that.

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  Okay, wait, can I?

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  That's enough.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  Can I fit?

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  No, Elmo laugh has gotta get out.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  No, get it out.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:56Speaker 04

  Just put an X through it, there.

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  Alright, put an X through it, yeah, yeah, yeah. What, I have an Elmo laugh?

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 13:02Speaker 04

  Just in case.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I have an Elmo laugh.

• 13:05Speaker 04

  I never thought of it that way, but.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:07Speaker 04

  He brings up.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  I said yeah twice, just now.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  $5.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  That, no, that's not $5. Yeah, three yes.

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  I go, yeah, yeah, and I caught myself.

• 13:15Andrew Santino?

  You got close.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:18Andrew Santino?

  That's it, that's one. Write it down.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  There's no way I could do this. There's no way I could do it. Alright, we'll try, just for today. Let's just try it today. Is anyway fine?

• 13:31Andrew Santino?

  Anyway's fine.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Anyway is fine.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  Let me just finish what I was trying to say. I'm happy a young filmmaker is sprouting and it's gonna lead other young filmmakers to make stuff. And then we can start getting back to making shit. So maybe it helps.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  I think it proves a point that we can make a movie for under, for the amount of money that they use.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  Now, there's a weird thing that's happening with that. It's like, everyone's like, $750,000 is gonna make over 200 million. And you're like, I know, but no one got paid. I understand that. So someone makes a lot of money and everyone makes no money. Now, and then they'll go, but they'll get it on the next one. You're like, I know, but some of these people might not get the next one.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  But that kid will.

• 14:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but not everybody will.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  I know, but when Jordan did Get Out, they bought him a car. It's the same company, Blumhouse.

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  On top of the money that he got.

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  I wouldn't want the car. I'd be like, I have a car. That's how I got to the shoot.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  Just give me the money.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  They did give him the money as well, but they also gave him a nice car.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  I think they were probably gonna give this kid a bonus, and my guess was 10.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Mill?

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and sign him to like, an overall deal with them to make two more films.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but a different movie.

• 14:41Andrew Santino?

  Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I think, right?

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's gonna be amazing.

• 14:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's good, he's talented.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a talented kid. You can just tell by, yeah.

• 14:48Andrew Santino?

  Why did you cover up your Comedy Store tattoo? With a sticker or something?

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Cause I have a new one right here.

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow. Oh, we didn't even see this. The Arsenal tattoo. Did you see this? Big gooner.

• 14:58Speaker 04

  You Instagrammed it, yeah.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  I Instagrammed it, yeah.

• 15:00Andrew Santino?

  That's great.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  And then she retouched my.

• 15:02Speaker 04

  You've repeated me.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  She retouched my Comedy Store, and she retouched the mad part here.

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  Was it the same artist that did the original?

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's the only one, you use one girl, Char, and she's great.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing with that star on your wrist?

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna get it removed.

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm getting this removed.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  What if you wanna rejoin Fallout Boy? You gotta.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  There's Elmo laugh.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there is.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  Fifteen bucks.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's an Elmo laugh.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you though, that goo-

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Because that was so funny what you just said.

• 15:31Andrew Santino?

  Let me see your, um-

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  That was during the Fall Out Boy era.

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's why I said it. Let me see the Gooner tattoo. Gooner for life, dude. Good for you. Congratulations.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank you. Ah, we've started, we've been here for-

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  We've been here for an hour and a half.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  An hour and a half, and-

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  You guys are late? No!

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  You guys are late! Sit down!

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Sit down.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  Guys?

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Guys, how are you?

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jules and Esa.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 16:02Andrew Santino?

  Back in the studio.

• 16:04Speaker 05

  Belated happy birthday, McCon. Happy birthday.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Belated happy birthday. I went to his party, you didn't go.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Was it invited?

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  Carlos went. Yes, you were invited, it's in your text. He showed it to me, he was really upset you didn't go. In fact, McCon, when I showed up, dude, this is so funny and pathetic. He's up, look at, he's laughing, he knows. I walk in, I walk in with my wife and our friend, and we walk upstairs, they're sitting in a circle-

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  In suits-

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  Like this. No one's talking.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  Nine people, and I go, "I'm gonna leave this, this is not a party."

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  It's midsummer.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  It's in, it's midsummer.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it really is.

• 16:37Speaker 03

  But you change the vibe when you come in.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  I did, and we took us outside, and it made it so much better.

• 16:42Speaker 03

  Well, yes, that was always the intention.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  His friends are very weird.

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  Can I be honest with you right now?

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:49Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Friday night when your brothers and his friends came to my Minnesota show-

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  Some of the weirdest people on planet-

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're, and they try to be, you know what I loved about your brothers? Because you gave them a talk, did you not?

• 16:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you go, "Try to be more engaging." Right, so they're trying to smile and go, "Thanks, Bob!" Right, but I know that it's because you gave them a pep talk, so I don't believe what they're saying.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they have to believe in it.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  They get scared of the Hollywood of it all, they're not used to-

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm not Hollywood, why, why do you think we're doing this podcast?

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  Good not yelling, good, take it down.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, is that a part of the thing?

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is that you had Disclosure Day? Did you see the movie?

• 17:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's why I left last episode.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you think, what did you think of the movie?

• 17:29Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna say anything, because I'm-

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  I know, but is it good or bad?

• 17:32Speaker 03

  It looks like a cardboard. I know.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's so good.

• 17:35Speaker 03

  My shirt was open and my tie was-

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you crop off, why'd you crop out Steven Spielberg?

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  Dude, zoom in.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  He wasn't next to you?

• 17:42Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in to this nerd, go up. Look.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Look, look.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  Are you looking for a condominium in Marina Del Rey?

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you look so

• 17:51Bobby Lee?

  So crazy.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  Funny. That is such a, it's like a press poster.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And did you purposely expose some of your belly or? Oh, is that a new fashion thing?

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  New to this area? Come to Trivion at the local pub. You're running for like state, something state government.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  Girls, how are you? We're good. New glasses? No, I just wear contacts. You never wear, I've never seen you in those. Have you worn these to the show? No. No, I've never seen those. Do you wear contacts? Yeah, I do. What are those? Just sunglasses? Yeah. Let me see, put them on, let's see what she thinks.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  She thinks she's Bono.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let me see Bono.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Let's go Bono. Yeah, let's go, let's go Bono. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where the streets have no name. Say that. Where the streets have, go ahead.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, where they're from, the streets don't have names.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they don't.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So can I tell you this, something that happened?

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:44Bobby Lee?

  Right? And just give me your best judgment as a,

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  there's a couple of things I want to say.

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  As a compadre.

• 18:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  As a patriot.

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  America first.

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  Girls, say America first real fast. America first. Thank you.

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You don't believe it though. Yeah, there's no belief system in that. Yeah.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  You can tell.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  So, um, I was, we were on a little break on our tour. So I said to the Comedy Store and everybody, I go, you know, I'm taking a week off.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  Nice.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna stand up, I want to relax, hang out with my girlfriend, hang out with the family, all right? And I had a friend call and say, um, you said you were gonna be performing a couple of months ago on a Saturday night. This specific Saturday night, which is the last night.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  And I go, yeah, but I'm not, you know, I didn't call in, so, but my family's in town, you know, it's a whole thing that we're coming.

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  Did you tell her you were gonna be there that night?

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  A couple of months ago, I think she had texted me saying that, like, are you performing whatever the date is, right? So I go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. Is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  What about? Fuck!

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  That's twenty, twenty dollars.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  That's twenty dollars.

• 19:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  That's some of my isms, if I give, I say them, I have to give, yeah, I'm going five dollars.

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  Anyway, so look, so you did may have said, which we do all the time, they go, do you perform on Saturday in like August? You're like, I don't know, man, it's June, maybe, yeah, probably, I guess, I have no idea.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  So that's what happened.

• 20:13Andrew Santino?

  Right, I understand.

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  And so all week, this person's like, um, you're not, I go, I'm taking a break, you're not. And so finally Friday, which is a couple of days ago, I say, I called the Comedy Store Rose. I go, is there any way you can just slot me into the main room at eight?

• 20:29Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  And so when you do that, what do they do? They have to readjust, call everyone and go.

• 20:33Andrew Santino?

  Somebody gets bumped.

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Somebody gets bumped, you know, there's, you know.

• 20:36Andrew Santino?

  It happens.

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  Then I go reserve a table, they, Mitzi's table, they reserved.

• 20:40Andrew Santino?

  Very nice.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then, um, I was also invited to, I'm not gonna drop a name.

• 20:46Andrew Santino?

  Should.

• 20:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to.

• 20:47Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  Cause I'm lucky.

• 20:51Andrew Santino?

  I mean, people who know, Elmo laugh, five more dollars.

• 20:55Andrew Santino?

  Close.

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  That was close enough, alright.

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

  Five more dollars.

• 20:58Bobby Lee?

  This person invited me, rock star.

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 21:01Bobby Lee?

  I can say that.

• 21:01Andrew Santino?

  Ace freely.

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  Close.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  Close, yeah. Uh, a guy that's in a band, he was like, hey, do you, do you and your girlfriend wanna hang out and go watch, have dinner and watch a movie?

• 21:13Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  And I said, um, I can't. Because I have to do this show Saturday night.

• 21:19Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 21:20Bobby Lee?

  Alright?

• 21:20Andrew Santino?

  I mean, no, but you, go ahead.

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  What would you have said?

• 21:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'd rather hang out with you, I don't.

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  I, right, so anyway.

• 21:26Andrew Santino?

  I said I would take a week off and I'm.

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I do.

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  Okay. So you did the show for these people?

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  So yeah, so I show up at the Comedy Store and I go to the cover booth and I go, are my people here?

• 21:34Andrew Santino?

  Or, or?

• 21:35Bobby Lee?

  Main room, they're like, they haven't checked in yet, but show just started.

• 21:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh no.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  I know. And then I'm on stage and you can see Mitzi's.

• 21:44Andrew Santino?

  You see the booth.

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  You see the booth from stage, no one's in there.

• 21:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh my.

• 21:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, no one's in there. Why, why are you shaking your head? It's crazy.

• 21:53Andrew Santino?

  We're in agreeance, it's insane.

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right.

• 21:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  And number one, also it's like, they could have sold those seats.

• 21:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they could have.

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  For a lot of money.

• 21:59Andrew Santino?

  And they're very expensive.

• 21:59Bobby Lee?

  They're very expensive.

• 22:00Andrew Santino?

  Those are like nice seats.

• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then afterwards, I go to the cover booth, I go, are you sure they checked in, they're not in Mitzi's section? And they're like. I'm telling you, no one's checked, no one had a guest list.

• 22:12Andrew Santino?

  Did you text her?

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't text her. I just let it go. I went to dinner with um my girlfriend afterwards.

• 22:18Andrew Santino?

  But you didn't even check in with the people?

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  I was so mad. I was so mad, I couldn't even text.

• 22:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay, time out.

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 22:26Andrew Santino?

  What if they tried to go, their name wasn't on the list and they were like, well, we don't want to bother them and they just left?

• 22:32Bobby Lee?

  There's no way that could happen. I'm.

• 22:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, that definitely can happen.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, but they have my number directly.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  But you didn't text her after she didn't show, so maybe she showed up, couldn't get in and didn't want to bother you.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  My, the cover booth goes, we promise you, no one came up and said, we're on Bobby's list. After, I'm going to tell you what happened. I'm at dinner. She texts us, so I tell her my show is at eight with her, you know, and she, at nine thirty, she's like, we, we're at the store, we're, so our, our dinner ran late.

• 23:01Andrew Santino?

  And this is why you don't do that.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I go, I didn't respond to it.

• 23:05Speaker 04

  Good.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  Then today, what happened?

• 23:08Speaker 05

  She went over.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Came to my house.

• 23:10Andrew Santino?

  She, this woman came to your home?

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's a dear friend.

• 23:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I was like, what is going on?

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  She came to my home and what? Why don't you love me? Yeah, yeah.

• 23:19Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 23:20Speaker 05

  She went um with four Lucky Boy burritos.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  Which is my favorite breakfast burrito.

• 23:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:26Speaker 05

  And then um six fresh eggs from her own chickens.

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  Farm.

• 23:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't want those.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want those. I don't do four eggs. I, I, I don't do eggs that are on free range.

• 23:37Andrew Santino?

  No, I got a free range of dogs.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do, yeah. Are they free range?

• 23:40Andrew Santino?

  No, they're from, they're from Northridge.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  You've never been there?

• 23:42Andrew Santino?

  They're Northridge range.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Northridge, yeah.

• 23:44Andrew Santino?

  It's in her backyard.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:45Speaker 05

  Her kid was there.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, her kid was there, yeah.

• 23:48Andrew Santino?

  She tried to use that as.

• 23:49Bobby Lee?

  As a sympathy card. Yeah, yeah.

• 23:51Andrew Santino?

  How old is the kid?

• 23:52Speaker 05

  Six.

• 23:52Andrew Santino?

  That's so mean.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  It's so mean.

• 23:54Andrew Santino?

  Boy, a little boy?

• 23:55Bobby Lee?

  Girl.

• 23:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, even worse.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  I love her too.

• 23:57Andrew Santino?

  Because she's like, Bobby, Bobby, good to see you.

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's one of those.

• 24:00Andrew Santino?

  Right, so she's playing all this on you.

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  What I said was, I said.

• 24:04Speaker 05

  I don't want to see her.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to see her and I go say that I left with my girlfriend in her car. So I was just in my room when they were at the house.

• 24:10Andrew Santino?

  Awesome.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 24:11Andrew Santino?

  So she was in your home, she's hearing this now, she's in your home.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:15Andrew Santino?

  And you never said hi?

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  No way.

• 24:17Andrew Santino?

  He never came out?

• 24:18Speaker 05

  No, so we had to entertain.

• 24:20Andrew Santino?

  How, how, how long was she there?

• 24:23Speaker 05

  Like thirty minutes.

• 24:24Andrew Santino?

  That's not bad.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  That's not bad.

• 24:25Andrew Santino?

  That's not bad. I, I, I, in my mind was like, she stayed for dinner.

• 24:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you have, now, you have to understand.

• 24:30Andrew Santino?

  That's a horror movie.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  You can't leave your room.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:32Andrew Santino?

  She's like, you know, I think I'll sleep over, see when he gets back tomorrow.

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 24:35Andrew Santino?

  You're trying to get out of your house.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  But, but now while this is happening, I'm sitting in my room on one of my other chairs like this. For thirty minutes.

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that's not that bad. Just lay down and.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  I keep texting, is she gone yet? They're like, no, she's still here. You could be doing seat ups.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  I stopped doing that. Because, you know why I stopped doing that? The discouragement.

• 24:58Andrew Santino?

  I thought it was a hundred a day, right?

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I started doing it. Just in the morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Cash App.

• 25:05Andrew Santino?

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• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 25:27Andrew Santino?

  To tap and stop all that. Well.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  If a suspicious transaction pops up on your card, Cash App has your back by automatically declining the purchase and sending you a heads up to confirm.

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you, you can spend a peace of mind today and order a Cash App card in the app or at cash.app/card, and I'm telling you, they got 24/7 fraud protection. You do know what Cash App is, many of you are already using Cash App. Keeping your money safe from fraud deserves to be a priority, and Cash App treats it that way with security lock. Cash App requires a successful Face ID or biometric authentication to access your account. And new Cash App customers are gonna earn ten dollars if they use code SECURE10 in their profile at signup and send five dollars to a friend within fourteen days, terms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partners. Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and the Bancorp Bank, N.A.

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

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• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, A-Block, Inc., brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosure.

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  Superpower!

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  I love Superpower because I don't know what's going on with my body.

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, I don't often know what's going on with my body. Some days it feels great, some days it feels not as so good.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  It's one simple blood draw that gives you information on over 100 of your blood biomarkers, which is way more than what you're usually getting during a normal doctor's visit. And it unlocks a real understanding of your body that is proactive and performance-enhancing healthcare that dives deep into why and the underlying cause of various symptoms you may be experiencing.

• 27:14Andrew Santino?

  So I just went to the doctor this morning, okay? And they do a blood draw at the doctor, and you have to tell them what you want all the time. But the Superpower app includes detailed information on your heart, liver, thyroid, hormones, metabolism, vitamin, mineral levels, even environmental toxins. So, so, disease prevention is huge, and treating that annoying brain fog, simply optimizing your gym game. Superpower is the most comprehensive and advanced system out there. They send a licensed professional to your home, or you can visit a nearby lab. And I gotta tell you, they sent someone to us, which was very, very cool. So we're gonna tell you what the draw looks like. I hope I'm, I'm, I'm winning in all sorts of categories. But I don't know. You get your biological age and pace of aging, and they can tell you supplement recommendations. And Superpower gives you access to high-end concierge level care at the best price on

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  the market. They're the most affordable 100-plus biomarker blood test, starting at $199, and is HSA/FSA eligible. You can unlock your new health intelligence.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Make this year you stop guessing about your health with Superpower.

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  For a limited time, our listeners get $20 off to unlock their new health intelligence. Head over to superpower.com and use the code Bad Friends for $20 off your $199 Superpower membership.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  And after you sign up, they'll ask you how you heard about Superpower. Tell them Bad Friends sent you to support the show. Hexclad, I'm on a new health kick and I've been cooking for the first time.

• 28:34Andrew Santino?

  I know, you're a big chef.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've been scrambling eggs and I want great cookware, so I got some from Hexclad. And let me tell you something, they're premium stuff.

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  No, it is amazing. By the way, stainless steel works amazing, but cleanup can be very brutal. With Hexclad, they give you a proper sear, great heat control and the cleanup that doesn't turn into a whole second job after dinner. The greatest part about Hexclad is they sent us these and when you're cooking, stuff gets stuck to the pan, especially if you're cooking with sauces and all sorts of stuff. And with Hexclad, it does not do that. And they're also oven safe up to 900 degrees. They're awesome.

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  Old non-stick pans scratch, right? They peel, they wear out fast, the heat distribution is terrible. Hexclad gives you proper sear, great heat control and cleanup that doesn't turn into a whole second job after dinner.

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  It's literally the last set of pots and pans you're ever gonna need to buy. I'm telling you, they sent us some. Thank you so much.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Tell them a 12-piece set.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  They have this 12-piece set. It's got pots, pans.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me ask you, is it like, do they have a family-sized stock pot?

• 29:36Andrew Santino?

  You better believe it. And every single one of those included in the 12-piece set has its own lid. So don't go through another summer.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  What about the warranties or warranty?

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh my God, it's lifetime.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh my Lord. It's like, I'm a Highlander, I could use it. If I was a Highlander, I could use it for the rest of my life.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  Don't go through another summer with cookware that makes every meal harder than it needs to be for a limited time only. Our listeners get 10% off your order with our exclusive link. Just head to hexclad.com/badfriends.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Support our show and check them out at H-E-X-C-L-A-D.com/badfriends.

• 30:07Andrew Santino?

  Make sure to let them know we sent you.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  What is going on here?

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  You know what's going on.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  I did a book signing, you laugh, you know?

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  You sang, I did a book signing, it's so funny.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it's, it's, it's.

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  Somebody on the internet, meme his face.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry for calling you pippy up front. That was wrong. I think that's what it is. I apologize.

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  You know what?

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  But let me ask you something.

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  As my friend who's an author, thank you very much.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 30:41Andrew Santino?

  Is anyway up there?

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 30:43Andrew Santino?

  Is anyway an ism? Just a natural transition?

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  It's a natural transition, yeah.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  So then you-

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  You can't put anyway up there.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  You can't. How am I gonna transition then? There's no way to transition. Only okay during transition. Okay, go.

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  So-

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  So this woman was there for 30 minutes and then, how did you get, did you say goodbye? How do you shoot? Yeah, cuz we're really close with her. Oh, okay, you know her well enough.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  She's family.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, she's so close that you lied to her and didn't see her while she was at your home. I mean, she's- Must be close friends.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, cuz I was, I would be enraged.

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Would you be enraged?

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you something, they wouldn't be in my home.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 31:20Andrew Santino?

  I would call and go, "Hey, man, you bailed. They saved that seat. That's kinda fucked up." Which, by the way, this happened to me, but this happened to all of us, where people go, "We're coming, we're coming." Somebody told me one time, they go, "I was like, 'You didn't, did you not show up?'" They were like, "We didn't see you, we were there. We left."

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're in different rooms.

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  They went to the OR. And I was like, "Did you say I'm Andrew Santino's guest?" Cuz they would've gone, "He's in there." They're like, "No." It's like, "Okay, well..."

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  That's why you-

• 31:47Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what you want me to do.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm specific. I'm like, "Main room, the show starts at 7."

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  So do I.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  "I'm up at this time."

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Talk to this person.

• 31:56Andrew Santino?

  And then they text you and go, "Hey, what time do you go on? What time's the show start?"

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:58Andrew Santino?

  "What room is it in?"

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  And you're like, "Look up." I point, I do the arrow. I go, "Look up, look at the text fucking 2 texts ago." I just said all of it.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Or, "Look up at the billboard." Yeah, there's a main room thing and an OR thing, right? And you could just look at her, and we're always on the billboard.

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  So it's like, "Just look at the billboard."

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  Look at the billboard.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, so I'm at dinner, 9:30, she goes, um, you know what I mean, "Oh, dinner ran late, right? So what would you do? You would say..."

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  He was really sorry, though.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't care. I don't give a f-

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  That is also-

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  Urban Bob. I would not ta- you're smart to not text to get mad, but when they talk to you again, just go-

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  No, it's forever dead.

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  I would say, "It's not cool."

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  It's forever dead.

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, I go, "It's not cool."

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  Forever dead, I wanna be forever-

• 32:45Andrew Santino?

  Do you really wanna die forever? Forever? Do you guys know that song?

• 32:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  What shirt is that? Rocks?

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Roxy Music.

• 32:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  It's mine.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's a cool. I was just gonna say.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  Is that a Bobby distressed?

• 33:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  It's a distress. I didn't like the distress. I think it distressed it too much, so I gave it to her.

• 33:03Speaker 05

  He gives me his failure ones.

• 33:06Speaker 05

  So I have a lot of new shirts.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:09Speaker 05

  It's like every morning, he's just on the dining table, just scratching all his shirts. Scraping away.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  He's gotta, that's his new hobby. He's Bobby distressed.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 33:19Speaker 05

  He pours all the coffee things in the pool.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we already talked about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I already said it last time.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  Who had to clean out the pool?

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  My cool pool guy.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  What did he say?

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  He's like, I don't know. I think he's.

• 33:31Speaker 05

  He was really worried.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  He was worried.

• 33:32Speaker 05

  He didn't know what happened.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's actually not a good thing.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  Why is your pool black?

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  Because coffee grounds are gonna get in the filter system? You're gonna buy, you'll probably buy a new filter.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's, it's, um, instant coffee.

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's okay.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  It's not ground.

• 33:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's fine.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  It's totally fine.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's another thing. Because, um, when you take a white shirt and you soak it, if anyone wants to distress their shirt, right?

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Don't give away your secrets.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Right? You take a whole bottle of hot water.

• 33:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  You put hot water in a bucket and I take, you do want it? Are you interested?

• 34:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Or, I feel like you're not.

• 34:05Andrew Santino?

  I'm listening.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Um, you take, um, poured the coffee in it, instant coffee, right? And you let it sit for there for days.

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  And then do you scratch it with rocks?

• 34:16Speaker 05

  Sandpaper.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  Sandpaper, but here's.

• 34:18Andrew Santino?

  Go get some rocks.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Nope, here's what I just found out.

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  And I found out a trick.

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  Do you wanna give this away?

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  I do because it's, it's free knowledge for everybody.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  I had a wardrobe for this movie I'm doing and I asked the wardrobe lady, because they know all about distressing.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  And I, and I'm telling her all these things I'm doing. She's like, just go to this company, just do it.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  So I'm just gonna, so what I'm doing, but they go, they do it in bulk, so you need 12 shirts at least.

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  You got 12.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm saving. I have like four or five arrived. I'm waiting for seven more. I'm gonna bring it in and again, and then it adds, they, no holes, rock wash. And then I'll put paint and I'll do a little bit more distressing, but you know.

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  You should just throw them in your dryer and then throw some rocks in there.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what it'll do. It's, you know.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  Let's test. Let's figure it out. You put coffee in your pool.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  That is true.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  This is like Brewster's Millions or something. Like a kid gets a house, he's like, "Let's put coffee in the pool." That's insane. It's insane. "I wanna build a slide out my bedroom window."

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And, and, and I, I, I also wanna publicly, from these two, um, friends of mine that, you know, um, publicly announce that, um, I'm U-K.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 35:37Andrew Santino?

  You're, you're United Kingdom?

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  No, Uno King.

• 35:40Andrew Santino?

  The Uno King, right? We talked about that. Yeah, you're the Uno King. Does he beat you every time?

• 35:44Speaker 05

  He won. He won six games in a row.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  Five.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  But he is using tactics like threats and bribery.

• 35:50Speaker 05

  He is.

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:51Speaker 05

  Yeah. He tried to bribe our mom and he got really mad that she, that he didn't.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, that is what kings would do. Kings would bribe.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Bribe.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  Kings are big bribers.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Dude, we, we colonize.

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  And you know what they are? In the kingdom?

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  I found this out last night. They're goop farmers. Do you know what a goop farmer is?

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know what a goop farmer is.

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  You're looking at two of them.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it sounds, it sounds racist.

• 36:14Andrew Santino?

  It's not.

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  Goop farmer.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  In medieval times.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  There's one letter away for being racist.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  Goop. Do medieval times. It's called a goop picker or a goop farmer. What they do is, uh, oh, sorry, go- what is it?

• 36:31Speaker 04

  Gong farmer?

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, gong farmer.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  A nightmare.

• 36:35Andrew Santino?

  Sorry.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up. What'd you call them?

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  Goop farmer.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nowhere near.

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  But goop sounded funny.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is, sir, but a gong farmer is a what?

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  A gong farmer medieval and Tudor era laborer responsible for manually removing human waste from city cesspits and castle, uh, privies.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 36:51Andrew Santino?

  So, when you were in the castle, they have video of this, they would poop off the side of the castle in like a chute.

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  And then they had to go clean up the poop and wheelbarrow it away. They were compensated very well, they said. This was a very good job. Picking up poop was one of the best jobs.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you, you have to imagine in a castle, right? You're pooping out of a hole.

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  And, and just off the side of the wall.

• 37:13Bobby Lee?

  Off the side of a wall, probably five stories up. The wall must be.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  Look at that.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's, yeah, that's it. Oh, my God, imagine.

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  And there's the.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Once a year, they have to do the canal, you know what I mean? The canal cleaning?

• 37:24Andrew Santino?

  Gotta clean it.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Some, some lit- like a little Brad Williams, that's a.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  And get up there.

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  And he would get stuck, so they would tie some of his foot and just pull him down.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's a Shawshank Redemption kind of a situation.

• 37:37Andrew Santino?

  Gong farming.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Remember when he escaped? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  You guys are gong farmers.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a gong farmer. But me, me, good money. That's a cool job.

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  It's a very good job.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  You guys aren't good with smells, though.

• 37:48Speaker 05

  I can't smell.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, then you'd be good at gong farming. Yeah.

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  Did you guys go to Mccone's birthday?

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  Why didn't you guys go?

• 37:58Speaker 05

  Um, I had to babysit and then I got really tired.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Why didn't you go?

• 38:02Speaker 05

  I didn't even know about it.

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, interesting.

• 38:05Andrew Santino?

  It was really.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  I didn't as well.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  Really fun.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  I didn't get invited as well.

• 38:09Andrew Santino?

  You know, you know.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You have to direct invite me. You can't put me in a group chat.

• 38:14Speaker 03

  Our direct text message.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  All right, let me, I'm gonna look it up. I'm sorry, I, I, yeah.

• 38:18Andrew Santino?

  You should.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna look it up right now.

• 38:20Speaker 03

  Cause I knew you'd make a thing out of it.

• 38:22Andrew Santino?

  And then I, as soon as I went to leave, I go, what do you need? What's going on? And Mccone goes, can I have a hundred dollars?

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's this.

• 38:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a part of a.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so what I, what I wanna say this is sometimes you send me videos. No, I'll be real, this is, like, like, check out this silly video on, like, your TikTok.

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  He does.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Right? And so then I'll click on it and it's the most uninteresting thing that you could ever watch. So in my mind, I'm like, oh, it's just one of his silly TikToks.

• 38:49Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 38:50Speaker 03

  It says Mccone is 27 and has.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't even read them. If I see a square thing and it looks like a video, I, I, I just, I just ignore it.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  You can't part of Bobby.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  You can't part of me.

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  You gotta, you gotta, write in a text what it is.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  And then send it to him. Part of, he's never gonna open.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what it is.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't know how to do that.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I do know how to press a button.

• 39:08Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't know how.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I do, dude. I could do it right now.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, then why didn't you do it for his birthday?

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  Because I thought it was a TikTok video. I'm sorry, I'm raising my voice. Yeah, and you're leaving Tuesday and we're gonna miss you.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  Wait, where are you going?

• 39:19Speaker 05

  Back home.

• 39:20Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, and, and so is your mom.

• 39:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:24Andrew Santino?

  How long are you guys gonna be gone for?

• 39:26Speaker 05

  Well, she's gonna be gone for the whole year.

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, until Trump's out of office, I guess, huh?

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  Wait, you're gonna be gone for the rest of the year?

• 39:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  And then maybe come back next year?

• 39:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, cause immediately when I.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  I get back, my school starts. Okay, so what I want to ask, and I'm, it's not a personal thing, right? But you guys have two younger brothers. Yeah. Who I don't know at all. Yeah. Can they come instead? They don't have visas.

• 39:50Speaker 05

  They don't have visas yet.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  Get him a visa, Bob.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  A visa, I'll get him a visa, yeah. Now, um, here's my worry, Andrew, and if you can, if you can help me.

• 39:58Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Because we have, I have familiars living with me.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  You know, um, and you are a familiar. Um, you call them gong farmers, I call them familiars.

• 40:07Andrew Santino?

  I actually call them goop farmers on accident. But gong is the right one.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  Gong sounds more right.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  So, um. It does. And it, gong, it does sound more right.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gong piece of shit, what you doing on my neighborhood, or whatever?

• 40:21Andrew Santino?

  Get out of here, you fucking gong farmer.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, um, they, that's another transition?

• 40:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Another transition.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  No, he's transitioning.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm transitioning, okay?

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead, get another five.

• 40:35Andrew Santino?

  Thirty.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Thirty dollars. So, uh, my, your mother is my housekeeper, essentially. Yeah. Yeah, she's gonna be gone for three months now.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what are you gonna do?

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, she promises me that this one right here, um, will clean.

• 40:52Andrew Santino?

  Pick up the slack, huh?

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but she won't.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  I will. No, you won't. I will. So what I'm asking you is, do you know anybody that can help me clean?

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I will, I swear.

• 41:02Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  She won't.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  You don't, you don't. I will. If it's front row, Justin Bieber, you will.

• 41:09Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly true.

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's Sabrina Carpenter, you will, right? Clean the house, you won't. I already promised you, I'll clean. Yeah, but when you, ever, yeah, but whatever you've done, it, it's not good, what's this?

• 41:21Speaker 04

  Topless cleaning?

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't want that. What? Why, turn that off, what are you doing, Carlos?

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  Carlos?

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  Carlos, what are you doing?

• 41:27Speaker 04

  It's called Dream Maid.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, Carlos, stop.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  Is that who you use, Dream Maid?

• 41:31Speaker 04

  No, I just do it myself.

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  How about Mccone, Mccone can clean your house, he always says he loves cleaning houses.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, are you good at cleaning houses?

• 41:39Speaker 04

  I'm pretty good.

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:40Speaker 04

  Not my own, but other people.

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  For money, he can be good.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  You could, if I gave you, uh, let me, uh. You think Mccone's? Better than me? Yeah.

• 41:47Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because he, he's scared of me.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he is. That's true.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not.

• 41:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  It's like living with a fourth dimensional ghost. When everyone's gone.

• 41:59Andrew Santino?

  That's so.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  We don't say hi.

• 42:00Andrew Santino?

  You're not scared of him.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  She doesn't acknowledge me. Yeah, I do. No, you don't! Yeah, I do. No, you don't acknowledge me! It's fine. I don't want to acknowledge you either. I say, "We're going to the lobby and you're just like, uh." Yeah, alright, so. I, I never made that noise.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  I've never made that noise before in my life, uh! I've never done that, okay? Yeah, yeah. So, what, I don't want to get angry. I was trying to be calm.

• 42:25Andrew Santino?

  Take it easy, baby.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm trying to relax. This is why he was like in Uno.

• 42:29Andrew Santino?

  Slickback Bob. Be slickback Bob.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I betrayed even my girlfriend at Uno.

• 42:34Andrew Santino?

  Be slickback Bob right now. You're good. Slickback Bob.

• 42:39Andrew Santino?

  That's slickback Bob. There he is.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  I need help. Because I live in a house. She's not gonna do it.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  She's not.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

  I have, I have someone that's amazing.

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so thank you so much for that help.

• 42:48Andrew Santino?

  I would love to present her your way. No, you're done.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  How about this?

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you a shot.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she has to prove herself.

• 42:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll give you a shot. I'm so scared. So, you're gonna, you're gonna fold my underwear the way your mom folds them? Yeah. Okay. No, you're not.

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  No fucking way.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  No way. You're just gonna throw them in there where they go all crinkly. I will. I'll call her. I'll ask how she folds it. Yeah, no, no, no. This is what she does. This is what she does.

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  Have you never seen them? Her, you've never seen her do it?

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 43:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 43:16Bobby Lee?

  So, what she does is she'll put clothes in the dryer, right? Then I'll come home, right? And there's a literal pyramid of clothes on top of the dryer.

• 43:26Andrew Santino?

  And those are the clean ones?

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  Those are the clean ones, right?

• 43:28Andrew Santino?

  Okay, very nice.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  While she's washing other things, right? The pyramid becomes bigger and bigger, right? And then it becomes Giza. The Pyramid of Giza.

• 43:38Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then I'm like, and then what happens when you dry clothing? And you don't fold them immediately? Tell me what happens.

• 43:45Andrew Santino?

  Wrinkles.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Wrinkles, baby. Wrinkles, wrinkles, baby, right?

• 43:48Andrew Santino?

  Building the Clothing Pyramid of Giza.

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  Of Giza, yeah. And so, that's what I don't want. Right? I also, this is not. My test is gonna come. No, she's not. You're gonna fold your clothes. A 90-year-old lady is gonna come to my house.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna outsource it to a...

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're outsourcing a 90-year-old lady. That's insane.

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy. She can do. She has apps? Yeah. She has, she has cleaning apps? Yeah, she has apps. Oh, apps! Oh, apps! Oh, I thought she was like, boop, boop, boop.

• 44:13Andrew Santino?

  This has a phone?

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:15Andrew Santino?

  Clean this room.

• 44:18Andrew Santino?

  Room cleaned.

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  Clean, yeah.

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  You gotta prove yourself somehow.

• 44:23Speaker 05

  I will.

• 44:24Andrew Santino?

  You know what you should make her do?

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 44:25Andrew Santino?

  Clean the outside of the house. It needs a good washing because of all the dirt from the trees and the storms.

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 44:31Speaker 05

  He doesn't even care about that.

• 44:32Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he does.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  I do care.

• 44:33Andrew Santino?

  Appearance matters.

• 44:34Speaker 05

  The whole house looks like vinegar because of him.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean by that?

• 44:39Speaker 05

  The balcony and there's so much stains everywhere. And it's just his shirts laying out in the sun and it's like all kinds of colors out. Even our mom gave up on it. Yeah.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't make that noise.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  I just made that noise. Yeah, that's another five.

• 44:59Andrew Santino?

  It's like forty bucks now.

• 45:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's forty bucks.

• 45:01Andrew Santino?

  He also repeated me twice and we're up to, we're cruising.

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  We're cruising, yeah.

• 45:06Andrew Santino?

  We're doing good.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you, I'll.

• 45:07Speaker 05

  Give me.

• 45:08Bobby Lee?

  I just, that's another one, I just repeated cruising. Yeah, another five.

• 45:11Andrew Santino?

  It's a mess.

• 45:12Bobby Lee?

  That's not a thing. You've never repeated a word that I've said.

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't like to sound like you.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, that's fair.

• 45:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Anyway. If I say it for you.

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  Anyway.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  The thing is, is this.

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna, that's another five. I'm gonna give, I'm gonna, one day, I'm gonna, I'm gonna move a couch.

• 45:39Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna look underneath, see, there's a difference, Andrew, between surface cleaning.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  And deep cleaning.

• 45:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta go.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Give me the difference, tell me some of the difference.

• 45:49Andrew Santino?

  Surface cleaning is when you're just going over just what's, to the eye, what's available.

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  What's available to the eye.

• 45:53Andrew Santino?

  Deep cleaning is what's not available, under the beds, under the couches, behind the refrigerator, you gotta pull that thing out. You gotta pull that thing out.

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 46:01Speaker 05

  Can I deep clean once a week instead of every day?

• 46:06Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 46:07Andrew Santino?

  Every day.

• 46:07Speaker 05

  Every day, deep clean.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  No, not every day, deep clean. You do clean every day.

• 46:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Deep clean once a week.

• 46:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 46:14Andrew Santino?

  Maybe twice if you feel like it.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  If I feel like it.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm just gonna do that symbol.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  That's how you know.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you're like, oh, okay. And then you're like, I'm busy.

• 46:26Speaker 05

  Well, I got.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  I got things to do. Yeah, so what's your job?

• 46:29Andrew Santino?

  The baby can clean.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the baby.

• 46:31Andrew Santino?

  That baby can clean.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  One years old now.

• 46:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, once you're one, you can start cleaning.

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  Can he walk?

• 46:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  He can clean.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  If he can walk, he can clean.

• 46:40Speaker 05

  Baby's obsessed with Bobby.

• 46:42Andrew Santino?

  The baby's walking around a lot?

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the baby's saying my, says my name all the time.

• 46:47Andrew Santino?

  How?

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so it's clear.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  Even if he hears me on the phone, he'll yell my name.

• 46:54Speaker 05

  We ask him, like, who's your favorite person? He says Bobby.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  We should get him on the show. Can he get on the show?

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  No, he's too young.

• 47:01Andrew Santino?

  Put him on the show.

• 47:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he, he'll cry. He doesn't, he can't conceptualize what this is. All he says is this deep, gross orange.

• 47:13Andrew Santino?

  You're talking about me?

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  No. Yeah, and this color, it would freak him out.

• 47:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, too much.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  It's too much.

• 47:19Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  You see all these paintings? He would think that he was in another world.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  He isn't here, you are in another world.

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm sad that you're gonna go home. That sucks. I mean, that's good.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  So what do you, so since you've been, how long you've been in America?

• 47:32Speaker 05

  Four months.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Four months. What have you been doing?

• 47:35Speaker 05

  I've been, um...

• 47:37Andrew Santino?

  Have you learned anything?

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what have you been doing?

• 47:40Speaker 05

  Like, I've just been walking around.

• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  Why? Huh?

• 47:43Speaker 05

  I've been walking around.

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll drive around and I'll see, I've driven, I've driven past you before. And you don't even acknowledge my presence.

• 47:50Speaker 05

  I do! You don't acknowledge me!

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:53Andrew Santino?

  Where are you going?

• 47:54Speaker 05

  I'm going to, like, the coffee shop.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  Alfred's? You're going to Alfred's?

• 47:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  That's the only place we're going?

• 48:00Speaker 05

  No, I'm going to...

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  Give me some other coffee shops in that area.

• 48:03Speaker 05

  Like, the Books and Coffee one?

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the Books and Coffee, yeah.

• 48:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  There's a, have you ever been to the Witch's Brew? There's, there's a...

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  No, but I just think, uh, this is America. What have, what have you been doing? Walking?

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:17Andrew Santino?

  Coffee?

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Coffee, yeah.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  Nothing? Really nothing? So you really took advantage of coming to America?

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  And she'll do stuff like this. I'll go, hey, me and my girlfriend are gonna go to dinner. You wanna come? She goes, no.

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  What do you eat?

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, thank you for asking! I'll, I'll tell you what they eat.

• 48:35Andrew Santino?

  Like, chipotle every day?

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll tell you what they eat.

• 48:37Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much for asking.

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  Okay, you're welcome.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  Thank you! What they eat is, um, two weeks ago, I ordered Sunnandang.

• 48:45Speaker 05

  Oh my gosh.

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay? Which is short rib. It's like in a stew. There's carrots in it. It has, it's like a Vikings-like of meal, right?

• 48:53Speaker 05

  It's the best.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  It's the best.

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  Sunnandang.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  The Sunnandang, right? It's been in my fridge for two, three weeks.

• 48:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Right? And the other day, I just see them eating meat. Just like a bone and meat.

• 49:05Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm like, wh- wh- and they're like, oh, it's from, and I'm like, I can order you a new one.

• 49:11Speaker 05

  Why waste?

• 49:12Andrew Santino?

  That's right, why waste?

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  You think meat for three weeks in a fridge is fine?

• 49:15Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna eat it for them, it's gotta be fine.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you think that you, would you eat meat in your refrigerator that's been there for two or three weeks?

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 49:22Speaker 05

  We're not having diarrhea, so it's good.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What do you mean, mm?

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's cooked.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, Carlos?

• 49:28Speaker 04

  Diarrhea.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 49:29Speaker 04

  Point, she's Filipino stomach, it's different.

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 49:32Andrew Santino?

  A better question would be, why is it in there for three weeks?

• 49:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:35Andrew Santino?

  Why throw it away? Why three weeks?

• 49:37Speaker 05

  We wanna keep it.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  They wanna keep it.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's you.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You think it's me?

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  Keep it in your room on the floor, then.

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  On the room and the floor, if you like it so much.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's just stacked with old food.

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  And they, they, and then I'll go, hey, I'm gonna get Postmates, and they're like, we don't wanna eat it.

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's good, they're not wasting money.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  I paid for it!

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  They're not wasting your money.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't care!

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  You should.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  You should.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna get in an argument with you. I, I know, you did, that's an ism of yours.

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  Okay, but give me a breath, I'll give McConne five dollars.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, and so ninety-five I owe him, because I already gave him a hundred dollars the other day.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's an exhausting breath that you do.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  Sorry.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  Right? And, um...

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna tell you why I'm concerned about your money. I used all the money we've made on Bad Friends, I gave it to a guy named Bertie Madoff, and it's not good.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Warby Parker! Now, listen to me, okay?

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  Listen, hear ye, hear ye.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Hear ye, hear ye, hey, hey, hey. Your wife's glasses are so dope, Warby Parker.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  They're so cool.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  So cool. I'm gonna go to Warby Parker, I'm gonna get glasses there.

• 50:41Andrew Santino?

  You can now, because you know what they do? They do prescriptions.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm doing.

• 50:43Andrew Santino?

  Not only do they make cool shades, you can get whatever prescription you are wearing or need put into them, and by the way, the best part is, you can try on the glasses virtually from home, on your phone, or iPad, or whatever. It feels so real, it, you can look and see what it feels like and looks like on your face in your space.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  They made the whole entire experience even easier. Now you can actually go into one of their stores as well.

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  And get an eye exam right there, no running around to multiple spots. No guessing if your prescription is even up to date.

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, not anymore.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  It's easy.

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  Warby Parker's got everything in store. By the way, cool new styles all the time, colors.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Style.

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  That are so different than anything that you see that's running around on those racks at the gas station. And by the way, the prescription glasses start at $95. You can actually get quality and stylish frames at an affordable price. And they do, like Bob said, eye exams glasses, contact sunglasses. You don't gotta piece it together anymore. They got over 300 retail stores across the United States.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot of stores.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  And Bob, for every pair of glasses that Warby Parker sells, they give a pair to someone in need, which is huge. 20 million pairs they've given out through their buy a pair, give a pair program, which I think is very cool, very huge.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  All right, now you can buy a pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at warbyparker.com/badfriends.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  That's 20% off any additional pairs when you purchase one pair at W A R B Y Parker.com/badfriends.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Ultra. You guys ever woken up and immediately needed a nicotine pouch or a cup of coffee just to feel like a human?

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  How many pouches, cups of coffee, energy drinks are you guys ripping through on a daily basis? It's not good, friends. That's why we're talking about Ultra. This has zero nicotine, okay? These are truly clean. They're plant-powered pouches designed to sharpen your mind, lift your energy, all without caffeine, nicotine, or that awful crash that you always experience.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  Look at my mouth right here. I have one in my ass right here, okay?

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  He's got an Ultra in there.

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  In my mouth. It's been in there for a couple of hours. I have one in my mouth. These are truly clean, plant-powered pouches designed to sharpen your mind and lift your energy, all without caffeine, nicotine, or crash.

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  And that's because nicotine pouches and caffeine, they spike your resting heart rate at night, which kills your body's brain's ability to recover, okay? Ultra pouches have a shorter half-life than caffeine. They're not gonna disrupt your sleep. And I gotta tell you, they make me feel much better in the morning because I don't get that insane crash, all right? I'm trying. I'm working on-

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  I hate crashing.

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm working on going all to these. They're smooth. There's Cool Mint, Winter Green, Tropical Watermelon, and Blue Raz.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Blue Raz, baby.

• 53:18Andrew Santino?

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• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  It's not good.

• 54:08Andrew Santino?

  It's not good.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  But what I'm saying is if I'm getting a sandwich or a bagel shop.

• 54:14Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "Hey, you guys want to get a little breakfast bagel thing in the morning?" And they're like, "No, thanks." And then they'll go to the fridge and eat the three-week-year-old meat.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's good they're cleaning it out.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:25Speaker 05

  We want to clean it first and then we'll say yes once.

• 54:28Andrew Santino?

  You guys want to come over to my house and eat all my expired shit in the fridge? You're more than welcome to.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:32Andrew Santino?

  It's always in there. We got so much shit in there.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, a lot of bananas.

• 54:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  Banana bread? Who makes banana bread?

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  No, just bananas.

• 54:39Andrew Santino?

  Can you make banana bread?

• 54:40Speaker 05

  Mama can make one.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  Can she for me? Tell her just for me.

• 54:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  Because she's still.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, she has a bakery.

• 54:45Andrew Santino?

  She's still got a crush on me, right?

• 54:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I like that. Love that, dude. She's leaving me. Maybe I should.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 54:53Andrew Santino?

  She's going back to the Philippines.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, they'll be back.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  Maybe I should go with her.

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  They'll be back. Yeah, they'll be back.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  I leave my life here in Los Angeles for your mom. Be such a great story.

• 55:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, but what about our dad?

• 55:04Andrew Santino?

  What about him?

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what about your dad?

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  What about him?

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm the new guy in town, pal.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  He's the new guy. He's the male version of Pippi Longstocking.

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  Imagine me at a fucking village in the Philippines.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  You'd be king. They'd be scared.

• 55:20Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, all the girls would.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  Let's do it.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 55:25Andrew Santino?

  Come on, let's rip apart our lives!

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. There's no golf courses.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  How many redheaded people do you see in the Philippines?

• 55:32Speaker 05

  I've never seen.

• 55:33Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  That's me.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:35Andrew Santino?

  With my wife.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  That could be.

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  White guy enjoys holiday.

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  You and honey. Just in a tent somewhere. Are there black people in the Philippines?

• 55:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, um, like, um, our native, um, people.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Your native people?

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  You're saying people native to the Philippines?

• 55:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. They're like.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  So there's like a Detroit in the Philippines?

• 55:56Andrew Santino?

  This gentleman.

• 55:59Speaker 04

  It's the indigenous people.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is, oh, she, she does look black.

• 56:03Speaker 05

  There's Negritos.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 56:08Speaker 04

  Little black person.

• 56:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, that's for Spanish, it would be.

• 56:11Speaker 05

  No, that's our native people. Yeah.

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, the name is Negrito.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Interesting. Interesting, yeah, yeah. Wikipedia it.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  It says, zoom in up top.

• 56:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You say it then, because you're Spanish, read the whole thing, he's gotta say it.

• 56:26Andrew Santino?

  Thanks.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:26Andrew Santino?

  It takes it off of me, yeah.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  The word Negrito.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, beautiful.

• 56:32Speaker 04

  Spanish diminutive of negro.

• 56:35Andrew Santino?

  Say negro.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, very good. Keep going, keep going.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  It's used to mean little black person.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  Yikes.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  So the lot, yeah, Doc Willis is on there, yeah. So you do have indigenous black people that live in, um.

• 56:48Speaker 05

  The Philippines.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  The Philippines.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  Were you, are you friends with any of the indigenous people growing up? No, why not?

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 56:53Speaker 05

  They live in other, um, islands.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  They live in the other islands, right.

• 56:57Speaker 04

  South central.

• 57:01Andrew Santino?

  Southwest.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Southwest, yeah, yeah, southeast.

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, southeast central, sorry.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  Southeast.

• 57:05Andrew Santino?

  Or southeast central.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, is there, do they have gangs?

• 57:09Speaker 05

  Gang?

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  There's no like, you know, eh, eh, eh, clip.

• 57:14Speaker 05

  It's a good tribe.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 57:16Speaker 05

  We do have gangs, though.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what, what are the gang names in the Philippines? Do you have gang names?

• 57:22Speaker 05

  It's.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  Flip flop boys.

• 57:24Speaker 05

  I'm gonna look at that.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  The flip flop boys. The flip flop boys. They're up to no good.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're up to no good, the flip flop.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  Flip flop boys are bad boys.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  What are the name of the gangs?

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  Segre, Segre, Sputnik?

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:39Speaker 04

  Sputnik?

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's insane.

• 57:40Andrew Santino?

  One of the largest and most well-known syndicates in the country. Oh, my God, Bahalana gang.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  You know, yeah.

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  Bahalana.

• 57:46Speaker 05

  Bahalana.

• 57:47Andrew Santino?

  Bahalana.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm a part of the Ware, Ware gang. I don't know if you know that.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  What's Bahalana mean?

• 57:52Speaker 05

  Ware, Ware, it's like, um, a specific.

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  Ware, Ware, Ware. Ware, Ware, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Ware, Ware. Ware, Ware. Ware, Ware. Watch it, watch it, watch it.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna get in trouble with the Wari Wari gang, pal.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Uh, just, uh, no, Wari Wari gang, we're just joking.

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  We're just joking.

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  You don't wanna fuck with that guy. Is that, is that Wari Wari gang member?

• 58:20Speaker 04

  Nah.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 58:22Speaker 04

  Bahalana.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  That's a Bahalana.

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  No, we like them.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we like them.

• 58:24Andrew Santino?

  We're good with all of them.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're good with all. Let's go, um... Kuratong.

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  Kuratong Belangang.

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  Did you like that? Did I sound close?

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  Go back. Go back to, to the names.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Go back to the names.

• 58:39Andrew Santino?

  Alright, there we go. The last one is, uh, Kuratong Belangang.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  Balangang. Vigilante group in the 80s.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're gone.

• 58:48Andrew Santino?

  Do you guys have...

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  Who's fat?

• 58:49Andrew Santino?

  Do you have more...

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  What's wrong?

• 58:50Speaker 05

  Nothing, I'm listening.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  Do you know any gang members in the Philippines?

• 58:55Speaker 05

  No, but I remember in the village that we used to live.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 59:00Speaker 05

  There's, there was this, a group of guys, and they say, "Oh, we're, like, we're ga- we're gang members, so you have to do the..." What is it, the initi-

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess, let me guess. Yeah, I, I, let me guess. I didn't, let me guess.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  What's the initiation of the gang?

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what's the initiation? You have to...

• 59:16Speaker 05

  No, we would go to the forest.

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  What's going on?

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  What's going in the forest? Is it where, is that where the Negritos are?

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  That sounds scary.

• 59:35Andrew Santino?

  We go to the Negrito forest.

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  What's going on in there?

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's going on there?

• 59:39Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing in the forest?

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are you doing in the forest?

• 59:41Speaker 05

  We would have, like, dead frogs, and they would be like, "Oh, eat this."

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you have to eat a dead frog?

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have to eat a dead frog? That doesn't sound that bad of an initiation, yeah. Are they psychedelic frogs?

• 59:50Speaker 05

  And then after, you get a spanking.

• 59:56Speaker 04

  Not tough games.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  You're not tough, Adam.

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  They spank you?

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  They spank you.

• 1:00:00Andrew Santino?

  With a paddle?

• 1:00:02Speaker 05

  No, I, I, I said no to the spanking.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, uh, uh, uh, you can say no.

• 1:00:07Andrew Santino?

  You can say no to the gang?

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll eat the frog, no spanking.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  You can just say no to a gang.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:13Andrew Santino?

  It's Sopranos?

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  Tony's like, "You're gonna pay us what you owe."

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:16Andrew Santino?

  The guy's like, "I don't want it." And they're like, "Okay." What can we do?

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what can we do? So you said, but did you eat the frog?

• 1:00:22Speaker 05

  I just like licked it.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you licked, is it psychedelic?

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  It must be psychedelic.

• 1:00:27Andrew Santino?

  It's gross for, just like a nasty pond.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  How do you eat?

• 1:00:29Speaker 05

  It is fine, like dead frog.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a dead frog?

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  Have you done that?

• 1:00:32Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  So wait, that's, when you say initiation, that means you'd be in the gang once you did it. So did you get in the gang then? You had to let him spank you to get in the gang?

• 1:00:41Speaker 05

  It's not a real gang. Yeah, I think it's just-

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it was a fake gang?

• 1:00:43Speaker 05

  They were like, "Oh, like we're real, we're real, like we're Bloods."

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  There's Bloods out there. Is that what you're saying?

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  There's certainly not.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  There's certainly not.

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  That's what they said.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:54Speaker 04

  They were lying, just to spank you.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:55Andrew Santino?

  We are the Frog Bloods.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  They are active Blood Gang members in the operating sets in the Philippines.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, we're wrong.

• 1:01:02Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're learning, yeah.

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, in Cebu?

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  In Cebu, wow, the true brown style.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  The name of the-

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  TBS.

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  True Brown Style?

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  True Brown Style.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, have you run into true TBS?

• 1:01:20Andrew Santino?

  And we should say something to the gangs.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  Philippines.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  We're-

• 1:01:23Andrew Santino?

  We love you guys.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  We're in the middle.

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  We are big fans.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  We're corrupt cops.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're corrupt cops.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  If we were cops, we would do dealings with you.

• 1:01:29Andrew Santino?

  We'd let you go.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, be careful.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  I know, I would be very-

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  We don't want these guys to get mad at us.

• 1:01:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, I've been to Cebu many times, you know, I've never run into a TBS.

• 1:01:37Andrew Santino?

  I haven't been spanking in years.

• 1:01:39Speaker 05

  You're in the bougie parts of the Philippines.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  That's right, girl, say it, girl.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 1:01:46Speaker 05

  Well, he went to Marigundun.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  I went to Marigundun, okay? I went for a swim. I went to a swim in Marigundun.

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  Many gun down, is that what it's called?

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so Marigundun, I went, and what did I do in Marigundun, tell them?

• 1:01:57Speaker 05

  You recorded the podcast.

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  No. What about the goat and the feeding the children?

• 1:02:03Speaker 05

  That's not Marigundun.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 1:02:05Speaker 05

  That's another area.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but you're not gonna give me props for that?

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  You fed goats to children?

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. I bought a bunch of spaghetti.

• 1:02:14Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 1:02:16Andrew Santino?

  Like spaghetti noodles?

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Hey, fucking spaghetti.

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there it is.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that kind of spaghetti, yeah. And I bought a bunch of spaghetti. And there was also bread and some, a little salad. And went to a village, right? Everyone was naked.

• 1:02:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Coming out of the village, you know what I mean? A little bit. There was a goat tied to a, right?

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  There's always a goat tied up.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:39Andrew Santino?

  Always.

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  I just said it again, this is the five.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  And I, we had a truck.

• 1:02:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  A van.

• 1:02:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  And I fed the villagers boxes of spaghetti.

• 1:02:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:53Speaker 04

  And that story's in the memoir. It was signed in yesterday.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  That's in the book.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  Is that the author Bobby Lee? Feeding a spaghetti?

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  You just gave out?

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Well, I want to turn this.

• 1:03:05Andrew Santino?

  Hard spaghetti?

• 1:03:06Speaker 05

  No, it's already cooked.

• 1:03:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Cooked spaghetti?

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  I didn't give them dry noodles like, hey, you have boiling water?

• 1:03:13Andrew Santino?

  Wait.

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  You gotta make your own pasta sauce?

• 1:03:14Andrew Santino?

  Cooked spaghetti?

• 1:03:15Speaker 04

  You told the story really bad, like he gave meal kits to people.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, meal kits, yeah.

• 1:03:19Andrew Santino?

  I wish it was the other way.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  Just handfuls into a, into their hands.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:23Andrew Santino?

  Spaghetti, spaghetti?

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  And they were, they seemed to be very happy about it.

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  You did charity.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so a little bit. And then, uh, and then I did my talent show out there. Which is, um, fun. Yeah, so I've done some stuff over there. Never ran any TBS or.

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  And you never want to.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  You never want to.

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  We respect and love the TBS. Do you have motorcycle gangs?

• 1:03:41Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  Do people have motorcycles out there?

• 1:03:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's all motorcycles.

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  It's all motorcycles?

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  Mopeds.

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  No, those are mopeds. I mean motorcycles.

• 1:03:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  What's the difference between a moped and a motorcycle?

• 1:03:51Andrew Santino?

  A lot of CCs.

• 1:03:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:53Andrew Santino?

  It's a much bigger engine.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, because of the conflict that we're in right now, I mean, Philippines was the hardest hit really in the beginning of this conflict in terms of gas and all that kind of stuff.

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  What should we do about it? Can we do something? What are we supposed to do?

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  There's nothing we can do.

• 1:04:05Andrew Santino?

  Other than house Filipinos.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I do. I do what I can.

• 1:04:08Andrew Santino?

  You did what you did.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, spaghetti and everything.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  Spaghetti.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  How some?

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Three week old meat. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:15Andrew Santino?

  I can't believe.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Black pools.

• 1:04:16Andrew Santino?

  Black pools?

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do everything I can.

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  Negrito pools?

• 1:04:22Andrew Santino?

  Give me what's going on in your lives. Rudy, what are you doing?

• 1:04:25Speaker 05

  Babysitting.

• 1:04:26Andrew Santino?

  That's all you're doing all the time? That's your full-time job now?

• 1:04:29Speaker 04

  American dream.

• 1:04:30Speaker 05

  Yeah. We went camping. Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:34Andrew Santino?

  Where?

• 1:04:34Speaker 05

  We tried to invite it to Bobby, but he-

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you never invited me.

• 1:04:37Andrew Santino?

  What, you got a Joshua tree or something?

• 1:04:38Speaker 05

  Leo Corio.

• 1:04:39Andrew Santino?

  Leo Corio.

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  You bought a tent?

• 1:04:41Andrew Santino?

  That'd sound like home, huh?

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  When we went, we went camping, uh, up Lake Kachuma.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love Lake Kachuma!

• 1:04:48Andrew Santino?

  And the fucking dog, I was like, oh wow, she can, she's like restricted, she doesn't have to, we don't have to worry about leash or anything.

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's like fenced off, where we were.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:57Andrew Santino?

  And I'm thinking, oh, this is great. She jumps into a, like a briar patch and has burrs all over. I spent like three hours picking out shit out of her fucking fur. I felt so bad, dude.

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  Crying?

• 1:05:09Andrew Santino?

  It sucked. And then I was bummed because we didn't get the tent set up and I was like, this is, we should just go.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, you must snapped.

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  I did, I was so-

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  I told you about my cousin Andy and I, what my dad, my parents did.

• 1:05:18Andrew Santino?

  Huh.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we go camping. This is what my dad said. My cousin Andy, and, you know what I mean, and also Andy's father, my uncle.

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  And so we set up a tent, right? We went to sleep. And when we woke up, they were not there.

• 1:05:33Andrew Santino?

  Andy and his dad?

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  My dad and my uncle were not there. They went to a hotel.

• 1:05:39Andrew Santino?

  That sounds right.

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they drove back and they were like, "Sleep good?" They're like, "You left us here?"

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  You would do that?

• 1:05:48Andrew Santino?

  It's camping. You gotta learn, that's what camping is.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I'm 12!

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  You gotta, you gotta survive.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  You gotta survive.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Alright. But, um, let's go back to, um, camping. I, I will never camp, ever.

• 1:06:01Speaker 05

  Why not, though?

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  I don't like it.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  I like every, I like fishing and I like all that other stuff around it, but I don't wanna sleep there. I'll go sleep somewhere else.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Because we have buildings now.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, buildings are great.

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  Also, the ground is very uncomfortable. I don't care how comfortable you are.

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  You have a bed, though, like a padding thing.

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you guys do glamping?

• 1:06:21Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:06:22Andrew Santino?

  You don't have padding when you do, yeah, you, you could do like an insert into a sleeping bag, but it's not, that's not much.

• 1:06:28Speaker 05

  We did not do glamping.

• 1:06:30Andrew Santino?

  No, you did sleeping bag with an insert, so it's more padded.

• 1:06:34Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  Not on a cot.

• 1:06:35Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:06:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but the ground's not that comfortable.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  But you didn't sleep well because when you came home, you slept all day. So what happened?

• 1:06:42Speaker 05

  Because I couldn't sleep because I thought we would just die.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly why you don't camp.

• 1:06:49Andrew Santino?

  Did you guys cook? Did you guys do grilling and stuff?

• 1:06:51Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  Did you hear scary things outside of the tent?

• 1:06:53Speaker 05

  There was a guy screaming at his wife. Like at 4 a.m.

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  All right, what was he saying?

• 1:06:58Andrew Santino?

  First of all, I wasn't yelling at her. I was talking to her.

• 1:07:03Andrew Santino?

  He was screaming at his wife?

• 1:07:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, he was like, "You stupid bitch, fucking dumbass." Like, "Why are you doing that?"

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Whoa.

• 1:07:11Andrew Santino?

  Now, that is scary.

• 1:07:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:13Andrew Santino?

  What's gonna happen?

• 1:07:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:14Andrew Santino?

  He's screaming at her at 4:00 in the morning.

• 1:07:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:16Andrew Santino?

  Did anybody say, "Shut up"?

• 1:07:17Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:07:18Andrew Santino?

  How far away were the campsites from each other?

• 1:07:20Speaker 05

  Oh, pretty close.

• 1:07:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. See, that's also not camping.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  That's not camping either.

• 1:07:24Andrew Santino?

  You gotta be way out.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Go camping.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  You gotta be way out.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gotta hike. You gotta do-

• 1:07:28Speaker 05

  I didn't have like a pepper spray. I didn't have a knife, so-

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  You have to go-

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  You didn't have a knife? Strange.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  You have to do what Ivanka and Jared did. They went to that island. All right? Took their shoes, went swimming.

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  They swam to an island.

• 1:07:43Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Barefoot.

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  They hiked up top of the mountain, and then they bought it.

• 1:07:48Andrew Santino?

  They bought it.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  All right? That's real camping.

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  That's real camping. And that's what you guys need to-

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  Go to Albania.

• 1:07:53Andrew Santino?

  Buy a mountain.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a real, yeah, that's real camping, is it not?

• 1:07:56Andrew Santino?

  How did you know?

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  And to build a resort.

• 1:07:58Andrew Santino?

  You did, did you build a fire pit?

• 1:07:59Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:08:00Andrew Santino?

  You didn't build a fire pit and you didn't grill or anything?

• 1:08:02Speaker 05

  There was no light. There was no light.

• 1:08:04Andrew Santino?

  What did you do for food?

• 1:08:06Speaker 05

  We- Sandwiches. We brought sandwiches and mustard.

• 1:08:10Andrew Santino?

  You brought sandwiches and mustard?

• 1:08:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:13Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? What kind of sandwiches?

• 1:08:14Speaker 05

  It was just, um, just bread. Just bread. Lettuce, ham, cheese, and mustard.

• 1:08:21Speaker 04

  Prison food.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, prison food.

• 1:08:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:23Andrew Santino?

  I like a ham and cheese.

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  We were just making it in the dark. Yeah.

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  That sounds like the worst time ever.

• 1:08:29Andrew Santino?

  You didn't just, you didn't have a flashlight?

• 1:08:31Speaker 05

  No. Our phones, but then that was it. And then we didn't have data, so at 10 a.m. we were just like, "What are we gonna do?"

• 1:08:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:08:40Andrew Santino?

  What, you know?

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  It's like those cave people that go, what do they plunge it, what do they call them?

• 1:08:45Speaker 04

  Belunking.

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  Spalunk-

• 1:08:46Bobby Lee?

  Belunking.

• 1:08:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  And they get stuck in a crack like this, right? And they get stuck, and they're like, "I think I'm gonna die," right? But it's like, you chose. To be there.

• 1:08:57Andrew Santino?

  Youse Belonged.

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  Did this.

• 1:08:59Andrew Santino?

  Youse Belonged.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  You know, I've never been in a cave stuck in a crack.

• 1:09:03Andrew Santino?

  Never.

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever been?

• 1:09:05Andrew Santino?

  I'm thinking about it. I don't, I'm.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  What about that one dude, that movie with his arm caught?

• 1:09:09Andrew Santino?

  127 hours.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:09:10Andrew Santino?

  127 hours.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he had to cut his own arm off? I've just never been in that situation before. Do you know why?

• 1:09:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't go out there.

• 1:09:16Andrew Santino?

  You don't do that.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. When people are coming back like, you know what I mean? What happened to your arm? Shark attack? Well, that's never, will happen to me.

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, you do go in the ocean.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, but tiger sharks, yes.

• 1:09:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but in South Africa, no.

• 1:09:31Andrew Santino?

  Not gonna go to South Africa?

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, I've been in there.

• 1:09:33Speaker 04

  I want the Negrito shark.

• 1:09:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh shit.

• 1:09:47Andrew Santino?

  You're fogged up again, huh?

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:49Andrew Santino?

  Big fog guy. You know it's a good episode if he's fogging.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god.

• 1:09:54Andrew Santino?

  So no camping anymore?

• 1:09:55Speaker 05

  No more camping.

• 1:09:57Andrew Santino?

  All right, never again. Never. Okay. I think it's a good idea. I think that's a really good idea. You don't need to camp. You don't need to camp.

• 1:10:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:02Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, you're comfortable where you are. You're living in his house. Living a good life. Yeah. Oh, I'll tell you what I was gonna see and I'm glad I bailed. I bailed on Scary Movie. My buddy told me, he was like, it's, it didn't, it didn't do it, which sucks, because I fucking loved the first ones.

• 1:10:18Speaker 04

  I can't do it, I just.

• 1:10:19Andrew Santino?

  But the original was so funny. You know why? It was a moment in time. Yeah. I think it was just a great moment in time.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:10:29Andrew Santino?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow, more money, money, money, money, money, money.

• 1:10:33Andrew Santino?

  I'll say this, this might be the last time that we see you on the show for a little while, so. Probably a year, year and a half. Yeah, we'll miss you. Yeah. Go have fun back at home. You'll be back. Yeah. Maybe. We'll see.

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  It's funny, she's like, I can't wait to go home. Yeah.

• 1:10:45Andrew Santino?

  You miss the Philippines like crazy.

• 1:10:46Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  And I can't meet my friends and this and that.

• 1:10:49Speaker 05

  I have my friends. She's attitude to Tito Bobby a lot.

• 1:10:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  She's what?

• 1:10:54Andrew Santino?

  I can feel that. She's been doing attitude to you.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  Your attitude's, I mean, why, why though?

• 1:10:58Speaker 05

  No, cuz like the last time he was like, I went on a date and he was like, "I wanna, I wanna meet this guy. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to his profile. I'm gonna message him." I'm like, "Why?"

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  And we're gonna miss you.

• 1:11:10Andrew Santino?

  We are gonna miss you.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  And I, and I also, um, believe that you're gonna miss being here.

• 1:11:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:14Andrew Santino?

  I don't, that part I don't believe.

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 1:11:17Andrew Santino?

  I think you'll be, you'll miss some parts of the States. You'll miss Rudy.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:21Andrew Santino?

  You'll miss...

• 1:11:21Speaker 05

  He prefers to be in the Philippines.

• 1:11:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:23Bobby Lee?

  She prefers it. Do, you wanna go back? Yeah, you wanna stay here? Yeah. You're an American.

• 1:11:29Andrew Santino?

  You are.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:32Andrew Santino?

  But I mean, good luck.

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good luck.

• 1:11:34Andrew Santino?

  We hope you come back.

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  We hope you come back. Yeah.

• 1:11:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Say thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:11:44Andrew Santino?

  Great.