How to Be a Classy Comedian w/ Ryan Hamilton!
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Hosted by H. Foley
- 1h 3m
- Transcript
Summary
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In this episode, hosts H. Foley and Kevin Ryan sit down with stand-up comedian Ryan Hamilton to discuss his upbringing in a small potato farming community in Idaho, his early career in local broadcasting, and his meticulous approach to suits, travel gear, and daily routines. The guest shares stories about working the annual potato harvest as a teenager, serving a Mormon mission in North Carolina, and bonding with Jerry Seinfeld over backpacks. Throughout the conversation, the hosts examine the guest's habits to determine whether his polished lifestyle is genuinely classy or secretly trashy.
- Invest time in finding the right suit fit and fabric to remain calm and relaxed during high-stress performances. 4:32
- Wait 24 to 48 hours before making non-essential purchases to curb impulsive spending habits. 53:43
- Eat a kiwi fruit before bed to satisfy late-night sugar cravings and help promote sleep. 49:19
- Incorporate daily flossing into your routine, as consistent oral hygiene provides long-term health benefits. 47:18
Chapters
- 0:00Podcast Intro and Host Greeting
The hosts introduce the show, welcome listeners, and set the tone for the episode.
- 0:55Ryan Hamilton’s Arrival and First Impressions
The hosts welcome comedian Ryan Hamilton, highlighting his career and recent Netflix special.
- 1:39Suit Style and Classy Image
Ryan discusses his fashion choices, the importance of suits, and how dressing sharp affects his performance.
- 7:01Early Life in Idaho and Family Background
Ryan shares his upbringing in a small Idaho town, his parents’ creative careers, and his siblings.
- 10:17Childhood Jobs and Potato Harvesting
Ryan recounts working at his grandfather’s store, harvesting potatoes, and early work experiences.
- 26:22Missionary Service and Cultural Impact
Ryan explains his two-year Mormon missionary service in North Carolina and its influence on his life.
- 29:59Transition to Stand‑Up Comedy in New York
Ryan describes how he moved to New York, started performing full‑time, and the pivotal moments that launched his career.
- 33:47Personal Finance, Real Estate, and Lifestyle Choices
Ryan talks about his real‑estate investments, financial habits, and how he balances life between Idaho and New York.
- 45:17Bag Talk: Pioneer Carry and Ballistic Nylon
The hosts discuss the new Pioneer Carry bag and its practical features for travel.
- 46:39Bathroom Habits: Shower Pee and Teeth Care
Ryan shares quirky bathroom routines and emphasizes flossing habits.
- 47:29Watch Collection: The Explorer and Buying Philosophy
Ryan talks about his watch preferences and the 48‑hour waiting rule.
- 49:07Nighttime Routine: Kiwi, Red Lights, and Phone Detox
Ryan explains his pre-sleep habits, including eating kiwi and using red lights.
Highlights
- 7:09
The guest explains that his tiny potato farming hometown in Idaho has actually decreased in population over the years, dropping to around 950 residents.
- 10:44
Spud Harvest School Breakstory
The guest describes how his local school district closed for two weeks every October so students could help harvest potatoes, allowing him to earn money working on sorting tables.
- 24:37
Teenage Sports Broadcasterstory
Because 14-year-olds could legally drive in Idaho for farm work, the guest took a job shooting local sports and editing reel-to-reel tape for the NBC affiliate.
- 28:36
Strict Missionary Schedulestory
The guest reflects on serving a two-year Mormon mission in North Carolina, which required a strict daily routine with no television, popular music, dating, or regular family communication.
- 44:02
Bonding With Jerry Seinfeld Over Backpacksstory
The guest shares how noticing his specific backpack led Jerry Seinfeld to investigate the brand, eventually posting about it online and causing the manufacturer to sell out.
- 1:00:02
Tasting Alcohol at Forty-Fivestory
The guest reveals that he did not drink alcohol for the first time until he was forty-five years old while on vacation in Hawaii following an accident.
Quotes
“I spent the time to find the right drape and the right color and the right fabric.”
Unnamed speaker · 4:21 “I got a lot of compliments. People go, "That jacket looks nice."”
Unnamed speaker · 4:14 “I have a Delta guy generally, but lately I've just, ever since the points, I used to be like all about it.”
Unnamed speaker · 38:37 “One of the things that's amazing about these bags is it stands upright. It's designed so that it stands upright by itself, which is, you don't realize you want until you have it.”
Unnamed speaker · 46:19 “People who floss prevent Alzheimer's. It's stuff like that.”
Unnamed speaker · 47:18 “I like to find a thing, and if it's something I'm interested in, I will find the one.”
Unnamed speaker · 53:19 “I got really, the drunkest I've ever been.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:00:47 “I just stayed at, it was a Marriott, uh, beach resort. It was just like a la- um, I've been to Hawaii a bunch of times for work and, um, yeah, it was on, uh.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:01:55
Sponsored segments
- Patreon 0:42–0:55
- Square 19:53–21:31
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- Chime 36:27–37:44
About this episode
Are You Garbage podcast presents stand up comedian Ryan Hamilton! You know Ryan Hamilton from Stand Up Comedy, Conan, The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Last Comic Standing, The Late Late Show, We Might Be Drunk, Jim Norton Can't Save You, The Nateland Podcast, Paul's Best Podcast, Mike Birbiglia's Working It Out, Inside Amy Schumer and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Tell Us About Your Small Business Here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd3YRknM7u4NOMJLQ0OjCfW7Tf53zuVaBvaPUxoY7EwNcAeGw/viewform?usp=send_form NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Square: Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://square.com/go/garbage! Promo Code: GARBAGE Wayfair: Ready to upgrade your home for way less? Head to https://www.wayfair.com right now to shop all things home and get your space ready for less. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcript
12,956 words · 5 speakers
Speaker names marked are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.
Topics
- Idaho
- New York
- Netflix
- ballistic nylon
- Seinfeld
- Zennya
- Hawaii
- The Tonight Show
- Glide
- Wolf and Blade
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