Small Business Spotlight! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:20H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:27Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:27H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that they're good to be classy.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:32H. Foley?

  Or just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:34Speaker 02

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:35H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toody's in a new addition. Since this is a small business episode.

• 0:42Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 0:42H. Foley?

  She wants you to know about Pat's image of hairstyling out there in Blue Bell, Pennsylvania. Give him a call, 610-279-9089, if you need a fresh cut.

• 0:52Speaker 02

  Hit him up.

• 0:53H. Foley?

  Completely un- transactional, that announcement.

• 0:57Speaker 02

  Doesn't sound like it.

• 0:58H. Foley?

  From Aunt Toody. About Pat's image of hairstyling.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:02H. Foley?

  Pat's image of hairstyling. Pat's image of hairstyling.

• 1:05Speaker 02

  Contractually complete.

• 1:06H. Foley?

  610-279-9089. My co-host is coming across the table. It's called a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. He is my best pal in the whole wide world. He is the lyrical gangster, the king of the burbs, Kevin James Ryan.

• 1:22Speaker 02

  I don't know if I like it. What up, everybody? Shout out to you. Thanks, uh, first of all, thanks for tuning in. Uh, please make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video over there available on Spotify.

• 1:35H. Foley?

  Ooh, Jesus.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  Tongue.

• 1:36H. Foley?

  I twisted a little bit, too.

• 1:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:38H. Foley?

  Pat's image of hairstyling.

• 1:41Speaker 02

  Now I'm in the bonus. Um. Spotify.com. Not Spotify, I'm all flustered.

• 1:47H. Foley?

  Spotify.com. Let me tell you something about Spotify.com.

• 1:50Speaker 02

  I don't think it's a website, it's an app. So it's not.

• 1:52H. Foley?

  Was that a website?

• 1:53Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:53H. Foley?

  Pat's image of hairstyling?

• 1:55Speaker 02

  Dot org. It's a certified charity.

• 1:59H. Foley?

  Pat, Spotify.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  And Pat's images. What was the image? I was big in the eighties and nineties on that image. The hair was.

• 2:07H. Foley?

  Pat's image of hairstyling. It had the dudes on it, the fucking, the thing. He was the sponsor of my softball, or my baseball team. I didn't play softball.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  Yeah. I sponsored my slope.

• 2:19H. Foley?

  Um, yeah, he was a sponsor of our baseball team. Oh, and nine.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  One of his money came. He ran out, he ran out at the last game, he took his jerseys off. You fucking fat idiot.

• 2:31H. Foley?

  He took those finger combs back. Those things on the wall?

• 2:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I got you. I never, I thought they were for horses or something. I didn't know what that, but shout out to, first of all.

• 2:38H. Foley?

  I wanted one of them. Spotify.

• 2:39Speaker 02

  What, like, can I get?

• 2:40H. Foley?

  Top 100 of all podcasts.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  Very nice.

• 2:43H. Foley?

  Number 84, last time I checked.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 2:46H. Foley?

  Number 24 in comedy podcasts. Thank you.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:49H. Foley?

  That's in the fucking charts, Luke.

• 2:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, apparently, apparently Foley's upset with Luke right now.

• 2:56H. Foley?

  No, I'm not, I love you. We're right there, baby.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  But, uh, we, uh, yes, and Patreon.com/AreYouGarbage. Closing in on 16,000 over there, baby.

• 3:05H. Foley?

  The army of garbage.

• 3:07Speaker 02

  Truly is. And honestly, that's what this whole episode is. You may know, you may not know, we alluded to in a family episode, we talked about on the Patreon, we sent some emails, stuff like that. Been a little, little low under the radar, a little bit of, uh, we had the idea of kind of talking, you know, of, uh, interacting with small business owners who are fans of the podcast.

• 3:28H. Foley?

  Yes, we did.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Uh, and had that idea. It came.

• 3:32H. Foley?

  You and I.

• 3:32Speaker 02

  Sure, totally.

• 3:35H. Foley?

  And Pat's image of hairstyling.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  Um, we, uh, it, it, it came, the idea came about, uh, one from a listener who, who DM'd, but it also stemmed from, I needed help with my shitty above-ground pool. I put a story up and it got flooded with like, blue collar guys. People go, I own this, I'm a this, I own my own pool company. I did this for years, my family owns this.

• 3:57H. Foley?

  Homies and bozos were activated, just like when we got our carpet done here at Toody's.

• 4:01Speaker 02

  Yes, very much so.

• 4:02H. Foley?

  The boys showed up from Long Island.

• 4:03Speaker 02

  Uh, so there's, so that kind of was just like, oh shit. And someone said, uh.

• 4:07H. Foley?

  It's a real community.

• 4:08Speaker 02

  A fan wrote in and he goes, hey, I forget the example, but he's like, if there was a tile company in my, in St. Louis, I would use him, knowing he's a homie or a bozo, over some other Joe Schmo.

• 4:20H. Foley?

  100%.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  So I was like, oh, that's really cool. Then, uh, we mentioned it and then people started writing in like, oh, we'll give 10% off if a fucking whatever, if they mentioned the pod or something. So I, we're trying to unite this fucking, it's, it's very Fight Club. We, we, what is it? We, we wash your dishes, we fix your cars, we, it's a fucking.

• 4:40H. Foley?

  Loan your money, loan sharks. Any loan sharks out there? Just, you know, keep them in the thing.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 4:45H. Foley?

  You know?

• 4:46Speaker 02

  Uh huh. Um.

• 4:48H. Foley?

  We could be like Angie's List. Network.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 4:51H. Foley?

  Pippi's List. I'll give you that.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  Don't put me on here.

• 4:55H. Foley?

  Small, small finder's fee.

• 4:57Speaker 02

  Taking out business loans in my name, you'll probably be doing. I thought that was gonna be the Toody, took out a SBA loan.

• 5:04H. Foley?

  No.

• 5:04Speaker 02

  No. Okay. Thanks for rolling with that scenario.

• 5:08H. Foley?

  I went with Pat's image of hairstyling.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  I got you, yeah.

• 5:10H. Foley?

  It was my best choice.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  I wasn't saying it was bad, I was.

• 5:12H. Foley?

  It's real. Okay? Toody taking on an SBA loan, that's fictitional comedy. I like to be rooted in reality.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  Mm hmm. As opposed to someone else I know who took out a SBA loan.

• 5:23H. Foley?

  I didn't know, uh, did you? An SBA loan?

• 5:27Speaker 02

  Huge.

• 5:28H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 5:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:29H. Foley?

  Uh, what pandemic?

• 5:30Speaker 02

  Buying your equity. Yeah, he's making, he's making a short squeeze on you. He shorted this podcast.

• 5:35H. Foley?

  But I didn't.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  That's why if we go, if we end up higher in the charts, we're gonna screw him. It's like that.

• 5:40H. Foley?

  Oh, you're like the, you're like the owner in Major League. The hot old lady, hot, middle-aged lady. I loved her back then. She was also in Secret to My Success. That's a great movie.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  I don't think I've ever seen it.

• 5:52H. Foley?

  No kidding, Michael J. Fox vehicle? Very good.

• 5:55Speaker 02

  Not the biggest Michael J. guy. I didn't get it. The vest?

• 5:59H. Foley?

  What?

• 5:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know the eighties. Yeah, it's like, it's, yeah, it just wasn't my, uh, what year did Back to the Future come out?

• 6:05H. Foley?

  First of all, he's a Parkinson's Crusader.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, because I'm a big fan of that. What, what do you, I'm a big fan of Parkinson's Crusade. Not to say he's not doing great. I like Spin City, yeah.

• 6:17H. Foley?

  Wasn't Charlie Sheen on that, too?

• 6:18Speaker 02

  He replaced him after he got the tics.

• 6:20H. Foley?

  That's a real tough thing to do.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  And Heather Locklear, because they were dating at some point or something.

• 6:24H. Foley?

  Oh, man.

• 6:26H. Foley?

  Boy, love that Charlie Sheen.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  1985 for Back to the Future. Yeah, by the time I saw that.

• 6:34H. Foley?

  You were born in 86.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, so by the time I would come across my desk, that stuff had aged. I just was like, I'm sitting there, fucking stack of papers. Not saying it was trash, but I would also say the technology changed a bit, so that was like.

• 6:50H. Foley?

  I get you.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  It was like dated, like visually it was dated. And I'm like, this is like.

• 6:55H. Foley?

  Like the first couple of episodes of Cheers.

• 6:57Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 6:58H. Foley?

  Look really bad. They look really bad. Let's say it was.

• 7:01Speaker 02

  Also, I wasn't, my, my dad wasn't introducing me like, here's a little guy on a flying skateboard. That's not the kind of shit we were into as a family unit.

• 7:11H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 7:12Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? That's the hero of your dad. Yes.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  We, we used to watch Home Alone and only watch the buzz parts.

• 7:19H. Foley?

  He was packing his own car and leaving.

• 7:22Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 7:23H. Foley?

  A little personal?

• 7:25Speaker 02

  All right, someone's hurt.

• 7:26H. Foley?

  I'm not hurt.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Due to previous conversations before the podcast.

• 7:30H. Foley?

  What are you talking about?

• 7:31Speaker 02

  You know what I'm talking about.

• 7:32H. Foley?

  I do know what you're talking about. I don't appreciate it. Of course I appreciate it, I love you.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, thanks. Man, seven different kinds of smoke today.

• 7:39H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 7:40Speaker 02

  What?

• 7:41H. Foley?

  Pin this on me.

• 7:42Speaker 02

  Pin what on you?

• 7:43H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  Dude, there's always, it's always good versus evil with you.

• 7:47H. Foley?

  I like Back to the Future and I like Michael J.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  I'm not, I'm sure it's great. I'm just saying, I, a lot of that stuff I'm, that you, really resonated with you.

• 7:55H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 7:56Speaker 02

  I watched it in fucking, you know, 96. At that point, I got fucking better shit going on than some guy trying to fuck his mom.

• 8:04H. Foley?

  The kid watching Bluey these days? Kids are big on Bluey.

• 8:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, nah, he's not really watching.

• 8:09H. Foley?

  Bingo and Bluey.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  He don't love the, he don't love the tube.

• 8:12H. Foley?

  They're sisters, I think. Do you know this?

• 8:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, those are dogs.

• 8:17H. Foley?

  Are they dogs? I didn't know what they are.

• 8:19Speaker 02

  Bluey's a dog.

• 8:20H. Foley?

  Bluey's a dog?

• 8:21Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 8:21H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 8:24Speaker 02

  Um.

• 8:25H. Foley?

  Learned a lot.

• 8:26Speaker 02

  But, anywho, back to the program at hand.

• 8:29H. Foley?

  Let's talk business.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 8:31H. Foley?

  Small business. There we go.

• 8:33Speaker 02

  We are a small business.

• 8:34H. Foley?

  We are a small business.

• 8:35Speaker 02

  Can you define what a small business is? I think if I remember from.

• 8:38H. Foley?

  We already did, it's less than 100 employees?

• 8:40Speaker 02

  I think it's 50.

• 8:40H. Foley?

  50?

• 8:41Speaker 02

  I think it's less than 50 employees. I could be, I honestly could be wrong. Uh, that's, that's what I remember from 100 years ago. I've been saying that a lot. Fewer than 500 employees. What?

• 8:52H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  That's every fucking business.

• 8:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, 400 employees is a lot. That's a lot of sharks.

• 8:58Speaker 02

  Microenterprises have 10 or fewer. We are a micro enterprise. That's a good.

• 9:04H. Foley?

  And penis.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  It ain't macro, it ain't micro.

• 9:09H. Foley?

  We are a microenter, I have a little micro enterprise.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  In your underwear.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  That's what we call a little out in there.

• 9:20H. Foley?

  Holy shit, I like that.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  Give me more on micro enterprise.

• 9:25Speaker 03

  Requires less than 50,000 in startup capital.

• 9:28Speaker 02

  Perfect. We had way less than that.

• 9:31Speaker 03

  Uh, focus on serving local communities or niche markets.

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Let's go.

• 9:35H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  Uh, frequently launched using micro loans rather than traditional bank financing.

• 9:40H. Foley?

  We did take a micro loan.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  Took a loan from my wife.

• 9:42H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 9:45H. Foley?

  Which I paid back.

• 9:46Speaker 02

  Okay, guilty conscience when it comes to money. Like most small business owners.

• 9:53H. Foley?

  Of course, way over the head. We're not a small business, we're a micro enterprise.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think all micro enterprises by definition are small businesses.

• 10:02H. Foley?

  Hi folks, I'm H Foley of Toody LLC. We're not a small business, we're a micro enterprise and we want to help you build your business today.

• 10:11Speaker 02

  So if you get your checkbook out and make that payable to H Foley.

• 10:15H. Foley?

  Or Pat's image of hair style.

• 10:17Speaker 02

  Which is a shell company I've started with my mother in Blue Bell.

• 10:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I come, listen, and so I mean, we have, we've had fucking hundreds of submissions at this point.

• 10:32H. Foley?

  Shout out to them.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  Which I thought, I thought we were gonna get 40, 50, something like that.

• 10:37H. Foley?

  Everybody's out there hustling.

• 10:38Speaker 02

  We didn't even really do a, like, we didn't post it on social media or anything. We made a comment. I think we sent an email out. That's about it. Real like under the, under like low profile a little bit, just to see what it was. And I mean, I haven't even been able to get through all of them, which we will, but um, I came up, I, I think about this a lot. I came up living in a, the operations of a small business. I think that's why it comes very natural to, you know, as complicated as it may be, running business with friends and family. It's like, that's all I, that's all I know.

• 11:10H. Foley?

  I was always an employee.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  Of a small business.

• 11:13H. Foley?

  My father was an employee. Actually, my dad did start, I think he had a little offshoot of his own little insurance business.

• 11:18Speaker 02

  What are you laughing at?

• 11:19H. Foley?

  What the fuck? What, started his own navy?

• 11:22Speaker 03

  It's like losers, my father was an employee, his father was an employee.

• 11:27Speaker 02

  A long line of schlubs.

• 11:29H. Foley?

  What's wrong with that?

• 11:30Speaker 03

  My grandfather was in debt.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  He was in dentist's prison, first man executed for not having enough money and got caught stealing oats from the local farm. That's what, that's your whole.

• 11:44H. Foley?

  It was barley.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  But you're close.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  Whose family did it? Call horse thieves, horse thieves?

• 11:49H. Foley?

  Ah, I can't remember.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  Cassidy maybe?

• 11:51H. Foley?

  Something. Yeah, they, cause they changed their name. It was somebody who changed their name.

• 11:56Speaker 02

  Horse thieves.

• 11:57H. Foley?

  Um.

• 11:58Speaker 02

  Leave town in the middle of the night.

• 11:59H. Foley?

  He had a little small business for a little while. I think a lot of that was just a write off a piece of the house. You know how he did it?

• 12:04Speaker 02

  I think.

• 12:05H. Foley?

  That was big in the early 2000s.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  Listen, it's still big now. You do it.

• 12:10H. Foley?

  Do I?

• 12:11Speaker 02

  I mean, the accountant does it for you.

• 12:13H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  I live in the White House.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  Writing off $7 million a month.

• 12:24H. Foley?

  Considering I no longer have a home.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Um, hey, wish you well.

• 12:28H. Foley?

  Thanks pal. Love you buddy.

• 12:31Speaker 02

  So it's just, and then people write, wrote in, you know, I didn't think they were gonna share as much of their story as they did, which made it even a billion.

• 12:38H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  And it really fucking, I was talking to my wife about it. I go, it's really reminded me how fucking awesome the, the homies and the bozos are because like, they took this like idea we had and then like even gave us more on their life and their background and stuff like that. And it reminds you of the early days of the show where we used to go, they just get it. Like they just know how to, when they learned how to ask the question, you go, that's fucking, I couldn't write that myself. It was that good.

• 13:03H. Foley?

  Have you or any member of your family?

• 13:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, that, that kind of stuff.

• 13:06H. Foley?

  Get you one of those.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  Uh, but it's like now that's such, so such part of the lexicon that we don't even really think about it. But seeing this stuff.

• 13:11H. Foley?

  Lexicon.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:13H. Foley?

  I like that. I like zeitgeist too. I also like micro enterprise.

• 13:18Speaker 02

  And micro dosing.

• 13:20H. Foley?

  I did for a little bit.

• 13:21Speaker 02

  I remember. I think you were at a pretty good stage at that point.

• 13:23H. Foley?

  When I was micro dosing shrooms?

• 13:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, that's, yeah.

• 13:26H. Foley?

  But then I just started taking a bunch of them.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  I remember. Yeah, I was there.

• 13:32Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, I remember, man.

• 13:33H. Foley?

  That's why.

• 13:36H. Foley?

  Being sober now.

• 13:39H. Foley?

  There's just coffee and there's coffee in it.

• 13:43H. Foley?

  Bang. This is straight.

• 13:44Speaker 02

  That's how, that's how, that's how much of.

• 13:47H. Foley?

  This is DMT.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  And I mean that in a good way, how much of a liar you are. You have to convince people there's liquid in your cup cause you'll fake drink.

• 13:53H. Foley?

  I'm getting accused of fake drink. I never fake drank in my life.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  I know, but I.

• 13:56H. Foley?

  Now I can.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  Nobody lives a life where they get accused. You've just lied so much and people go, I don't even think there's liquid in that cup. No one's ever said that about me ever. That's crazy.

• 14:06H. Foley?

  I'm gonna start doing that at parties.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  Whoa, watch it. Almost got you there. Fake spill. Whoa, watch it.

• 14:12H. Foley?

  Like a Turkish waiter when they do that stuff. Didn't they flip that big pain with the rice?

• 14:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't get that.

• 14:17H. Foley?

  I don't get that either. You ever see that?

• 14:18Speaker 02

  Buddy, get his spoon.

• 14:19H. Foley?

  You ever see when they got the whole?

• 14:22Speaker 02

  This guy's got, this guy's got rice pilaf on the brain.

• 14:24H. Foley?

  You ever see when they got the whole chicken or something like that in one of those, it has a, like a big crust on it? And they cut the crust open and then fold that over and there's rice and shit on the inside. It's usually lamb. It's falling apart.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  Hey, what are you, an Al Qaeda? Bring it back to America. We'll hear talking about your fucking, your chicken bombs. No thank you. This is goddamn America. I get my birds at the supermarket. Okay?

• 14:50H. Foley?

  Go for the suicide vest sauce. Whoo, hot.

• 14:53Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 14:53H. Foley?

  Are you kidding me?

• 14:54Speaker 02

  That joke's self detonated.

• 14:59H. Foley?

  Who left? I think at me.

• 15:03Speaker 02

  Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna take a sip of liquid from my full cup.

• 15:07H. Foley?

  Which is there. Now I could fake drink.

• 15:10Speaker 02

  You don't even have a cup. You're just doing, you got the empty ant.

• 15:13H. Foley?

  Oh, I spilled some.

• 15:16Speaker 02

  Doing your mime work.

• 15:20H. Foley?

  It's hot.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Real azu sauce, real azu. Ah, anywho, all that being said, um, it should, it was very, I even texted you guys as they were coming in. I was like, guys, this is of, this will be, this will be really fucking, really, really cool. Um, also shows the fucking initiative these guys have. We're gonna shit on you a little bit. We're gonna pull up some of your emails, some of your, uh, website. Well, well, maybe we'll give you a little bit of, uh, as micro managed, oh, what is it? What are we? Micro enterprise.

• 15:49H. Foley?

  Micro enterprisers.

• 15:51Speaker 02

  Barons.

• 15:52H. Foley?

  Micro, we'd be micro entrepreneur, wait, what's in there?

• 15:54Speaker 03

  Micro barons, I like that.

• 15:56H. Foley?

  Micro barons. Ooh, like Dr. Dooley.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  Like Baron, no Titans. Micro Titans, Titans of industry.

• 16:01Speaker 03

  We got the robber barons.

• 16:03Speaker 02

  What are that?

• 16:03Speaker 03

  That's the Gilded Age, all those guys.

• 16:06H. Foley?

  What are you watching? Tutors or something like that? You watch those dumbass shows?

• 16:10Speaker 03

  The draw, yeah. Now and Avi, all of them.

• 16:12Speaker 02

  Someone put Sopranos on real quick.

• 16:14H. Foley?

  Yeah, he watches those Sodom and Gomorrah shows.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 16:17H. Foley?

  They're all having sex with their sisters and cousins and shit, ruling the land. And they bring in a dragon. Who the fuck's not gonna win with a goddamn dragon? Course that broad's gonna run the whole show. And fucking Dinklage, give me a break. Fuck out of here with that shit.

• 16:33Speaker 02

  Um.

• 16:33H. Foley?

  I wanna see that show, The Westies on MGM. Tell the boys to try to get me a fucking read on that. Get me in there.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  Didn't work.

• 16:41H. Foley?

  I'm telling, I tell them to. Start cracking the fucking whip. Just fucking make some moves. Tires, August 13th.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  Hey, check it out, the whole, all the fucking boys are in it.

• 16:50H. Foley?

  Whole fucking squad, let's go.

• 16:51Speaker 02

  Whole squad winning.

• 16:52H. Foley?

  Whole squad stay winning.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  Um.

• 16:55H. Foley?

  Shout out to the boys.

• 16:56Speaker 02

  Shout out to them.

• 16:57H. Foley?

  Kevin's talking about Chubbies.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Chubby, chubby, chubby.

• 16:59H. Foley?

  Now I ain't talking about you and me. I'm talking about that top notch outfit over there at Chubbies. Ain't that, I'm packing Chubbies.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 17:06H. Foley?

  I had a Chubbies bathing suit sitting in there.

• 17:09Speaker 02

  I got a chubby right now.

• 17:10H. Foley?

  How you doing? Uh, I got a chewed.

• 17:12Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm, I'm sure they love that.

• 17:16H. Foley?

  Which I don't really know what that is, but.

• 17:18Speaker 02

  Pull your pants down, I'll show you.

• 17:19H. Foley?

  Nuh-uh. Mine's longer than, than thicker.

• 17:24Speaker 02

  So you do know. That's Chubbies, gang.

• 17:26H. Foley?

  Chubbies. Brand new bathing suit.

• 17:29Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 17:30H. Foley?

  Put it on.

• 17:31Speaker 02

  Woo, talk of the town.

• 17:34H. Foley?

  Those things are just built different. Fit, good, feel good.

• 17:40Speaker 02

  There's a thing when like they, when someone who's making clothes, I listen, I just wear whatever, but like when, when the cut, when someone who's making pants knows how to make pants, someone's making bathing suits, shorts that knows what they're doing, the right inseam, the right material, the right length everywhere. It just fits right and you look better.

• 17:57H. Foley?

  You really do.

• 17:58Speaker 02

  It's like buying off the rack versus going to get a tailored suit. Like, yeah, you could go to TJ Maxx or wherever and buy a discount bathing suit. Not with these guys come the right price, right fit, cut just for you.

• 18:10H. Foley?

  Can I say this too? When you're in the pool, you notice it.

• 18:13Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:14H. Foley?

  It feels better. You don't feel like, I did, those other bathing suits, you know, for a bigger guy, it feels like I'm wearing sweatpants. Like it drags you down. You get out, you got that, that water bubble in your, in your, in your right pocket.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 18:24H. Foley?

  I hate that. Plus my candy's getting wet.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  Uh, they.

• 18:27H. Foley?

  Not with Chubbies.

• 18:28Speaker 02

  They dry quick, letting you go from crushing cannonballs to crushing cold ones in no time. That's big if you're a bigger guy too.

• 18:34H. Foley?

  Love that.

• 18:34Speaker 02

  There's a lot of fabric, stays wet a long time. Not with Chubbies. The chunks, the trunks are supportive, comfortable and fit like you're wearing nothing at all. Don't worry, yar. I don't. They fit right, feel right and go with everything. Designed for comfort, built for stretch and designed to give you thigh high confidence. Uh, whether you're getting dressed for your work day, workout or summer vacation, Chubbies has you covered. For a limited time, Chubbies is giving our, our viewers, 20% off their order with our code garbage at chubbyshorts.com. That's code garbage at chubbyshorts.com. Support our show and tell them we sent you. Don't blend in with the crowd. Stand out with Chubb.

• 19:08H. Foley?

  Kevin, it's like about Chime.

• 19:10Speaker 02

  Chime.

• 19:11H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 19:13Speaker 02

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 19:14H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 19:15Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 19:16H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self. If you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money. Make sure you do it right. Watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish. I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 19:30Speaker 02

  I know. Listen, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after you.

• 19:43H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 19:44Speaker 02

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, that is, oh, oh, five, five dollars for this, ten dollars for that. They got their hand in your pocket.

• 19:50H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:51Speaker 02

  Not with Chime. Chime offers the most rewarding fee-free banking, all with no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, no minimum balances. You get 5% cash back on the Chime card in a category of your choice, like gas or groceries, all while building credit through regular, everyday spending. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to $200 fee-free. Look at that. I know, I need that, dog. Uh, right now, you can join the millions that are already banking fee-free with America's number one choice for banking. Head to chime.com/garbage. That's chime.com/garbage. Sign up now, it only takes a few minutes.

• 20:25H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 20:26Speaker 04

  Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime Card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details.

• 20:38Speaker 02

  Um, alright, let's just fucking, let's just get into it.

• 20:41H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  We got fucking business to handle. Uh, this one's from Joshua. Uh, the business name is Water Ice LLC. W-O-O-D-E-R Ice LLC. City and state, you'll never guess it.

• 20:56H. Foley?

  Lansdale, Pennsylvania.

• 20:58Speaker 02

  Not even close.

• 20:59H. Foley?

  Philadelphia.

• 21:00Speaker 02

  Not even close.

• 21:02H. Foley?

  Cleveland, Ohio.

• 21:02Speaker 02

  Not even close.

• 21:04H. Foley?

  Los Angeles, California.

• 21:05Speaker 02

  Bozeman, Montana.

• 21:07H. Foley?

  Whoa, bringing the fucking east coast to the Great Plains.

• 21:11Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 21:12H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  I didn't think you were gonna pull that, and I'm not sure if it's right, but we're rolling with it, dog. Let's go.

• 21:16H. Foley?

  Joshua.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Put some fucking wins on the board. Um, it's Water, well, his IG, if you can pull up IG, I don't know, I don't know if they have a, it's Water underscore Ice underscore BZN.

• 21:29H. Foley?

  Biz. Know what that means?

• 21:31Speaker 02

  Uh, I think it means, uh...

• 21:33H. Foley?

  That's a micro entrepreneur.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  Bozeman is probably B-O-Z-N.

• 21:36H. Foley?

  Bozeman?

• 21:37Speaker 02

  They're in Bozeman, Montana.

• 21:38H. Foley?

  Oh, Bozeman, Montana. Oh, B, okay.

• 21:40Speaker 02

  Oh, Luke, what'd you do?

• 21:41H. Foley?

  Where the fuck are you going?

• 21:42Speaker 02

  He didn't turn a TV on.

• 21:44H. Foley?

  Oh, my God. Supposed to be fucking micro entrepreneurship, you look like dickheads.

• 21:49Speaker 02

  I'm trying to run a fucking micro penis business, and this is the shit you're giving me? This is how I'm supposed, you just got a fucking raise too, dickhead.

• 21:55H. Foley?

  Hey, shout out to Luke getting a raise.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Hey, clapping for Luke getting a raise. He was two years late. I'm not good at paperwork.

• 22:05Speaker 02

  Alright, it's coming up.

• 22:06H. Foley?

  It don't start till next year, yeah.

• 22:08Speaker 02

  I told him it kicks in 2028.

• 22:10H. Foley?

  Um, I like that.

• 22:13Speaker 02

  What?

• 22:13H. Foley?

  This fucking, he's out, he's, obviously from...

• 22:16Speaker 02

  So I got the, I got the story. Hold on, let's see if we can pull it out. You, you, Luke, you give this guy a raise.

• 22:21H. Foley?

  What the shit, Luke?

• 22:22Speaker 02

  Water Ice.

• 22:23Speaker 03

  It's like some German account or something.

• 22:26Speaker 02

  What?

• 22:27Speaker 03

  I don't know why.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  That is, wait, that is, that's not German.

• 22:31H. Foley?

  River Rock Pond today, so...

• 22:32Speaker 02

  Muklaken.

• 22:33H. Foley?

  Muklaken, whoa.

• 22:34Speaker 02

  Why are you...

• 22:36H. Foley?

  Wait, Luke, you're on German Instagram.

• 22:38Speaker 03

  Dude, this is crazy.

• 22:40Speaker 02

  You hanging out with my wife?

• 22:41H. Foley?

  Is this Kevin's, uh...

• 22:42Speaker 02

  Cause like, I get German, her phone's German, it stinks.

• 22:45H. Foley?

  Wait, the numbers are German?

• 22:47Speaker 02

  That mean...

• 22:48Speaker 03

  This is, this is, uh...

• 22:51H. Foley?

  Bozeman, Montana, Water Ice.

• 22:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is a, they're showcasing them on Moms What Next.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  What'd I say, Water underscore, this guy's getting a lot of good promo, Water, this is, yeah, more than Pat's imaging.

• 23:03H. Foley?

  Pat's in Rehurstown, Blue Bay, Pennsylvania?

• 23:05Speaker 02

  Let's get a story. We're from the east, we're from the east coast, we grew up with Rita's Water Ice every summer.

• 23:11H. Foley?

  Shout out to it.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Shout out to it. If you don't know what Rita's Water Ice is, Luke, see, even the, let me get a definition of Water Ice.

• 23:19H. Foley?

  To cool, refreshing, slushy-like treat.

• 23:23Speaker 02

  Water Ice, often called Water Ice in a local accent, is a popular regional name for Italian ice. A sweet, dairy-free, frozen dessert made by freezing water, sugar, fruit, or flavorings together. It's smoother than a snow cone because the ingredients freeze together rather than the syrup being poured over the crushed ice.

• 23:41H. Foley?

  Which I like both, but that dairy-free, you can change that when you put a little, when you make a misto.

• 23:48Speaker 02

  Little soft serve, and it's called a gelati. I'll do the, I'll do the gelati, I'll do gelati with vanilla and root beer.

• 23:56H. Foley?

  Oh, that's my shit.

• 23:57Speaker 02

  So they started, it's local, I think it's more, pretty much on, a lot of the Rita's is on the east coast at this point, but it started off small business, I believe in Bucks County and Ben Salem, Pennsylvania.

• 24:06H. Foley?

  I went to college with the kid whose dad started Rita's Water Ice.

• 24:08Speaker 02

  Is he from Bucks?

• 24:09H. Foley?

  I don't know, I can't remember, I don't know, I never met him.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  I don't know, why do you?

• 24:12H. Foley?

  I think he played soccer.

• 24:13Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 24:14H. Foley?

  But this is a real club soda.

• 24:16Speaker 02

  Um, but they started out, that's where you go, you get your sweet treats. You go to Rita's, they were like franchised, and then they fucking blew up. Um, so he goes, we were raised on Rita's Water Ice every summer.

• 24:27H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  We moved to Montana and found there was no such thing as Water Ice here. That's so funny. They land, I just pictured them a bunch of bags in Eagles jersey, and he lands in Bozeman and goes, where the hell's Water Ice? Before he even, before he even goes to his apartment. We couldn't believe it when we made it actually come out good.

• 24:44H. Foley?

  I ordered a soft pretzel, they gave me a piece of bread with salt on it.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  I said, what the hell is this? Good fellow.

• 24:50H. Foley?

  Yeah, of course.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  Okay. Uh, we decided to make our own. We couldn't believe it when we made it and it actually came out good and tasted like what we were used to.

• 24:58H. Foley?

  No kidding.

• 24:59Speaker 02

  We decided to try to sell it. We currently have a small stand in the center of town where you can get Water Ice and gelatis all summer long.

• 25:06H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  The name of the business is a shout out to anyone who visits back home. Only a couple people understand it and probably wasn't the best idea for a business name.

• 25:15H. Foley?

  Water Ice?

• 25:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, people don't know what it, if you don't know the accent, you don't know what.

• 25:19H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 25:19Speaker 02

  People don't know what Water Ice is.

• 25:21H. Foley?

  But I liked it, I liked that.

• 25:23Speaker 02

  Uh, but it's always worth it when someone comes up to the window laughing and makes it clear that they understand the name. If you're traveling or live in Montana, I'm losing the accent, uh, and you want some regular, old east coast Water Ice, come on over. Shout out to you. Maybe check your German Instagram or whatever you got going on there.

• 25:39H. Foley?

  Is this it?

• 25:40Speaker 03

  This is their Yelp page, yeah.

• 25:41H. Foley?

  Very nice, cute stand, Water Ice, Bozeman, Montana.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  It's unclaimed, a little bit of business advice from micro titans of industry here.

• 25:48H. Foley?

  Lock it up.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  Lock it up.

• 25:49H. Foley?

  Lock it up.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  Claim the Water Ice, tighten up the fucking, uh, Instagram, whatever you, I don't know what's going on there.

• 25:54H. Foley?

  319 North Seventh, North Seventh Avenue, Bozeman, Montana. 59715. Or, if you're a real micro...

• 26:03Speaker 02

  Processes, Frank.

• 26:04H. Foley?

  If you're a micro, uh, hostile takeover guy, we lock it down. Get the website.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  Don't even give them, don't even give them ideas, don't do it. The homies support the homies, no one fucking hijack shit.

• 26:17H. Foley?

  There you go, that's right. Luke.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  Luke, buy that. Don't do that, don't even fucking...

• 26:24H. Foley?

  Get it on WeWorks, whatever it's called. What's it called?

• 26:27Speaker 02

  Peer-to-peer. Peer-to-peer docking.

• 26:29H. Foley?

  But do you still have a website? Like a Kevin Ryan, kevinryancomedy.com?

• 26:34Speaker 02

  Let's find out. I think I lost it and someone bought it.

• 26:37H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  And, uh, they thought they were gonna like bend me over the barrel.

• 26:42H. Foley?

  Remember when you thought Gig Salad was gonna save us?

• 26:45Speaker 02

  When I thought Gig Salad was gonna save us.

• 26:47H. Foley?

  Luke Dempsey.

• 26:49Speaker 02

  You have a website?

• 26:50H. Foley?

  Video comedy clips, I need an adult, not coming soon.

• 26:53Speaker 02

  Wait, what the fuck is it?

• 26:55H. Foley?

  What the fuck is this?

• 26:56Speaker 02

  Micro processes, Frank.

• 26:59H. Foley?

  What is this?

• 26:59Speaker 03

  I just, I just got an email and it renewed my, uh, my website.

• 27:04H. Foley?

  LD.

• 27:05Speaker 03

  And I completely forgot I had this.

• 27:07H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 27:08Speaker 02

  Is that me?

• 27:08H. Foley?

  You got us up there?

• 27:10Speaker 02

  Wait, what the fuck is this?

• 27:11H. Foley?

  This is bullshit.

• 27:12Speaker 03

  2021 special I worked on.

• 27:14Speaker 02

  You didn't work on it.

• 27:16H. Foley?

  2021 special?

• 27:17Speaker 02

  Wait, this stinks.

• 27:19H. Foley?

  A short story.

• 27:20Speaker 02

  Alright, save it, save the, save, this is a whole nother episode. We have to focus on the homies and bozos here, not just bozos. I can't believe this kid just got a fucking raise, this is crazy.

• 27:28H. Foley?

  Fucking rat, and you're plugging your website? Man.

• 27:32Speaker 02

  This kid's looking for...

• 27:33H. Foley?

  You're off Kippy's list.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, and once that goes sour, you don't wanna be on the other end. How you doing? Big man knows that.

• 27:40H. Foley?

  Angie will close you out, that broad. You gotta be on Angie's list.

• 27:43Speaker 02

  I, uh, whatever, I'm not, I don't wanna trash other proprietors, but I don't like them. Okay, anyhow, we got another one here, let's get into it. This is fun, this is what we're doing. Alright, this one's from Michael Samaha, from Upbeat City Entertainment.

• 28:01H. Foley?

  Upbeat City Entertainment?

• 28:02Speaker 02

  It's on, you might even know, I, you might remember him. City and state, Florence, South Carolina.

• 28:08H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  He's in a music entertainment industry.

• 28:10H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 28:12Speaker 02

  I formerly lived in the northeast where my business was over 20 years established. I'm the sole proprietor of a mobile DJ business.

• 28:20H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 28:20Speaker 02

  Where I do weddings, private events, parties, bars, clubs, music bingo, and more.

• 28:27H. Foley?

  I like music.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  I met you guys a couple of years back in Providence, he's the Mohegan Sun DJ, I do remember this guy, I believe he had a fedora on.

• 28:34H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  I relocated south a couple of years ago and I'm trying to rebuild my network in the Carolinas.

• 28:39H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 28:39Speaker 02

  I do travel out of my city.

• 28:41H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  That's very common in my business.

• 28:43H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  This is also cool as shit that you guys are doing this, thank you very much. I love you even more than before, much love, $10 homies since 2021.

• 28:50H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  Shout out to you. If you, I remember meeting this guy in Rhode Island. If you guys are in the Carolina area and you're looking for a DJ for...

• 28:59H. Foley?

  Looking for a good time.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  Good time. Upbeat Entertainment, at DJ Mike underscore, you got it?

• 29:05H. Foley?

  Wow, I like that logo.

• 29:07Speaker 02

  Is that it?

• 29:07H. Foley?

  Upbeat City Entertainment? I feel like Luke's getting all these wrong.

• 29:12Speaker 02

  With over 20 years?

• 29:13H. Foley?

  Yeah, 20 years. DJ Mike City. DJ Mike City's alright.

• 29:18Speaker 02

  DJ, yeah, remember, that's his, uh, under, DJ underscore Mike underscore City, I remember this dude.

• 29:23H. Foley?

  Oh yeah, I remember that guy, right in the middle.

• 29:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:25H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go, looked weddings. Now, this is a nice looking website.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  That's how you do it.

• 29:30H. Foley?

  Not that piece of shit you had, Luke. LD.

• 29:32Speaker 02

  I thought you were shitting on Water Ice.

• 29:33H. Foley?

  Never.

• 29:35Speaker 02

  A little.

• 29:35H. Foley?

  They're in the network, this guy.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Upbeat City Entertainment, 860-908-8670 for all your Carolina DJ needs.

• 29:43H. Foley?

  Hit him up!

• 29:45Speaker 02

  Maybe he can negotiate a little market, 10% off market, something like that. Something like that, you know what I mean?

• 29:50H. Foley?

  You cutting deals for the guy?

• 29:51Speaker 02

  Hey, try, hey, you gotta, you gotta spend a little, make a little, you know?

• 29:54H. Foley?

  You let him handle his business.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  I know, I have 50%.

• 29:56H. Foley?

  I'll do five.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Don't Kippy say it.

• 29:59H. Foley?

  Don't fully say it.

• 30:01Speaker 02

  Uh, alright, let's see here. This is fun. The guys are up to fucking everything out there.

• 30:08H. Foley?

  I like it. That was a nice logo.

• 30:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's good, been in 20 years, industry leader, DJ Mike City. Alright, this one, this is a little weird, but I kinda respect the story. This is Yuki Holmes, Y-U-K-I Holmes. Okay, bear with me.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  We help people, Yuki Holmes Japan, that's the Instagram.

• 30:34H. Foley?

  I thought it was like Yuki Washington. The greatest sports anchor of all time.

• 30:38Speaker 02

  Of all time, I love you. Uh, we help people buy houses in Japan.

• 30:43H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  Me and my best friend started this business after buying a house in Japan for $26,000. They're all over the place and they don't check your bank statements. They ju- you just pay all cash. New York is too expensive anyway, so we snowboard and live on one of the best ski areas in the world every season.

• 31:01H. Foley?

  Ma, I'm moving to Japan.

• 31:03Speaker 02

  It's four bedroom house, plenty of room for the bug man, if he can afford only to rent a room while he saves up.

• 31:10H. Foley?

  Huh, I gotta move to Japan.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  Probably random, not the business you were thinking about, but pretty cool is our only-

• 31:14H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 31:14Speaker 02

  It's the only job between him and his best friend. They both met in college, were garbage and probably still mostly garbage, but we're garbage that travels well. That's what we're fucking talking about.

• 31:23H. Foley?

  Yuki Holmes Japan.

• 31:24Speaker 02

  Eighty-one thousand followers.

• 31:25H. Foley?

  Your eyes and ears in Japan property market co-founder.

• 31:30H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 31:30Speaker 02

  The Zillow of Japan. Click more, click more.

• 31:34H. Foley?

  I like that. Hey, good looking kid, is that him?

• 31:36Speaker 02

  Ah, nevermind, gotta be on it.

• 31:38H. Foley?

  What the fucks with that with Instagram?

• 31:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, they want you a lot, they want you a fucking-

• 31:41H. Foley?

  Why, why don't they want you on the phone?

• 31:43Speaker 02

  Hey, Luke's logging in, didn't want us to see his password.

• 31:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 31:48Speaker 02

  Give me the password.

• 31:50H. Foley?

  Butt Butt69.

• 31:53H. Foley?

  It's probably Luke is awesome, 22, something dumb. We agree, he stinks, right?

• 32:00H. Foley?

  We're not doing this?

• 32:02Speaker 02

  Uh, click more, let's see what, uh, uh, buy, buy-

• 32:07H. Foley?

  Give him a follow, Luke.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  Looking to buy a Japouse, is that what they call them? That sounds slightly racist. A Japouse. Click the link below. Alright, that's pretty cool.

• 32:19Speaker 02

  See what they got. They got a podcast too? These fricking kids are all-

• 32:23H. Foley?

  Ready to buy a home in Japan?

• 32:26Speaker 02

  Alright, there you go.

• 32:28H. Foley?

  Seller side communications.

• 32:30Speaker 02

  Don't play the video.

• 32:31H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 32:31Speaker 02

  It's too, you know, just blindly playing fucking video, we're producing a show here.

• 32:36H. Foley?

  Can I own a home in Japan? Yes, you have the same ownership rights as a Japanese citizen. You own both the home and the land. Don't we do that here?

• 32:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I think in some countries you might just own the house and not the land.

• 32:48H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 32:48Speaker 02

  How much are property taxes? Property taxes is about 1.7% of the assessed value of the home, so cheaper houses mean cheaper taxes. For reference, on a $40,000 home, taxes are about $600 per year. That ain't bad.

• 32:59H. Foley?

  But so I gotta fucking commute, what's that commute?

• 33:01Speaker 02

  See what a, see what a flight to Japan is in like three months.

• 33:04H. Foley?

  It's like eight hours.

• 33:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I'm saying money wa- money.

• 33:08H. Foley?

  Oh, how for long is it though?

• 33:11Speaker 02

  What?

• 33:11H. Foley?

  How long is a flight to Japan?

• 33:12Speaker 02

  What, what, what, like speedy? It's probably like fucking 14 hours.

• 33:15H. Foley?

  14 hours.

• 33:16Speaker 02

  Well, what's Hawaii?

• 33:17H. Foley?

  I'm not fucking commuting from Hawaii, and don't bring that up. It's a touchy subject.

• 33:21Speaker 03

  The cheapest flight is about $597, that's a 28 hours with one layover.

• 33:27Speaker 02

  $500?

• 33:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's $600.

• 33:29Speaker 02

  That's not bad.

• 33:30H. Foley?

  So this is you wanna get a vacation home in Japan, something like that.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  I also think, listen, we're not, we travel a lot, but we're not like fucking backpackers.

• 33:39H. Foley?

  No.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  That, dude, of people, for 600 bucks, I go, 600 bucks in a day, I'm in Japan, they're all about that. I, I don't live that kinda life, but a lot of people, this is like something fucking Ari would do. Yeah, I own a fucking $20,000 Japanese house, out the door. Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto.

• 33:55H. Foley?

  It's pretty cool thinking outside the box. Homeowner's insurance around 300 bucks a year, it's great.

• 34:01Speaker 02

  That's good.

• 34:02H. Foley?

  Including earthquake coverage. Case I use the bathroom.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  Simple joke from a simple man.

• 34:09H. Foley?

  Hmm, okay.

• 34:10Speaker 02

  Not to, to throw that back at you. Are you rigging that?

• 34:14H. Foley?

  Why are homes in Japan so cheap? Well, check that out.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  Because of a unique combination of permissive zoning that allows massive housing oversupply, a shrinking population and cultural preference for a new construction over old homes. So you're buying an old fucking, buying an old fucking jalopy. Is that bad?

• 34:29H. Foley?

  Japan's had, jala- I don't know. Jalopy, it's a car. No, jalopy's not. A jalopy is like a beat up car.

• 34:36Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 34:37H. Foley?

  An old jalopy.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  What do you got, Luke? I think it's based on a Netflix.

• 34:40Speaker 03

  You're good.

• 34:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:42H. Foley?

  What is it?

• 34:42Speaker 02

  I don't know, I heard my uncle, I heard my uncle say it, so I thought it was bad.

• 34:45H. Foley?

  That shit.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  If you hear it on a wild wood boardwalk, you fucking, it's, there's a coin flipping.

• 34:51H. Foley?

  Bad news. What do you got, Luke?

• 34:53Speaker 03

  Uh, 1920's term for an old broken down car, um, people think it-

• 34:58Speaker 02

  Oh boy, alright, stop that.

• 35:01H. Foley?

  Japanese homes, everybody.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  Kevin's uncles think it's, they're, they think it's a slur, it's not. Uh, alright, very nice, very nice.

• 35:10H. Foley?

  Shrinking population in Japan?

• 35:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:12H. Foley?

  That sucks.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  Uh, well, they have a lot of old people.

• 35:15H. Foley?

  Aw. That's cause they'll live forever. They're eating all them purple potatoes.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  And they're not having as many kids.

• 35:21H. Foley?

  No, and I just found out they eat something else too, this like-

• 35:23Speaker 02

  Pussy.

• 35:24H. Foley?

  How you doing?

• 35:25Speaker 02

  That's one of my favorite jokes of all time.

• 35:27H. Foley?

  They eat like mung beans or something like that. There's some thing that they have that gives it, uh, it's like the hot new thing. It's fermented something, it gives you something.

• 35:35Speaker 02

  This is a very informative tangent you went on.

• 35:38H. Foley?

  It looks like, it looks like melted peanut brittle.

• 35:41Speaker 03

  It all comes down to socialization, that's what all the oldest people who live have.

• 35:45Speaker 02

  That and olive oil. And-

• 35:47H. Foley?

  Remember that? We thought that was gonna save us.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  Everybody.

• 35:50H. Foley?

  They had that on, I just remember we'd go to an Italian restaurant, my dad would be soaking his fucking bread in Italian, uh-

• 35:56Speaker 02

  A good for you.

• 35:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, just drowning it in that fucking pound of Parmesan cheese on it.

• 36:01Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see here. Very cool, if you're, that's a very, that's a very interesting, also look at the fucking-

• 36:06H. Foley?

  I love it.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  Outside of like, they, they're fucking doing everything. That's what I'm saying.

• 36:11H. Foley?

  Vertical integration, micro-

• 36:13Speaker 02

  Processes.

• 36:14H. Foley?

  Enterprise.

• 36:15Speaker 02

  Frank.

• 36:15H. Foley?

  Micro enterprise.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see here, this is, uh-

• 36:19H. Foley?

  Leonardo DiCaprio.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  This is, this is real fucking salt of the earth shit. This one's from Dylan Perry, H and A, H and H processing.

• 36:27H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 36:28Speaker 02

  What do you think that is?

• 36:29H. Foley?

  Um, they process criminals.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  Meat processing and prep.

• 36:33H. Foley?

  Really?

• 36:34Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 36:34H. Foley?

  I like this.

• 36:36Speaker 02

  Uh, okay.

• 36:37H. Foley?

  That's an art form.

• 36:38Speaker 02

  They run a true farm to table butcher shop out of their property in Cynthia, I believe I'm pronouncing that, Cynthia, Cynthia, Kentucky. He is a certified, as I guess the dad, is certified by the state through the University of Kentucky and can handle beef, pork, turkey, deer, bison and elk. He is equipped to handle the entire job from slaughter to packaging and makes the customer orders for in-house made jerky, steak, sausage, burgers, hot dogs, and carry just about anything else you can think of, uh, to eat some clean and fresh meat.

• 37:10H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 37:10Speaker 02

  That's, look at that hat. If that's not a guy who knows his way around a deer, that's crazy.

• 37:16H. Foley?

  Ship the hat.

• 37:17Speaker 02

  That's a fucking sick hat. Camo, for the audio listeners, it's camo with the, with like the hunter's orange H and H processing, 859-333-1603. So if you're in the Kentucky area, Cynthia.

• 37:32H. Foley?

  So if you're a hunter, do you bring, you bring your thing in and they process it for you?

• 37:35Speaker 02

  I guess, but they also, the, the, yeah, he, okay, I'm not done yet. He works directly with hunters and farmers through all the seas, farmers too. Like if you're like, oh, I have a dairy, but the slaughter's probably another, you know, another avenue that you're like, I was, we, we, uh, not export, outsource that. He works directly with hunters and farmers through all seasons and processed over, well over 200 deer in the 2025 season alone. Uh, they make regular donations with all the surplus to local food pantries and is a major supplier to the Kentucky hunters for the hungry charity across central Kentucky. Donating thousands of pounds of meat for the less fortunate Kentuckians over the years. What are we fucking doing?

• 38:15H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  Salt of, salt of the earth. Great-

• 38:18H. Foley?

  You ever have beer?

• 38:20Speaker 02

  No.

• 38:22H. Foley?

  Got me hungry for some.

• 38:23Speaker 02

  Great mission, great food, help your boy out and spread the word, love yous.

• 38:26H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 38:27Speaker 02

  That's fucking-

• 38:28H. Foley?

  H and H process.

• 38:29Speaker 02

  Also, I love, uh, you know, it's a, it's a blue collar family organization. When the website is the Facebook page, you know what you're getting. If you go to a bar, you Google, hey, what's this bar? Let me see the menu of this bar, and it's a Facebook page? I don't even click, I'm going right there, they got, they got, well, that's the kinda vibes Kip is looking for. There's no big overhead, they go, I got the Facebook page. I, what, what do I need a website for? I know everybody.

• 38:58H. Foley?

  Pay for URL?

• 38:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:59H. Foley?

  Pay for URL? Put that back into the savings when you're getting your, uh, meat processed.

• 39:06Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm, that's a fucking, that's a guy who's like, I know all my customers, I shake them in the hand, I look them, and they live down his street, that's the- This guy ain't looking for huge expansion, but he wants to grow the business.

• 39:17H. Foley?

  I bet you his old man's good with a knife.

• 39:26Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see here, this one's from Michael Zaccario, Zaccaro, um, business name Tox Brewing Company, New London, Connecticut.

• 39:38H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 39:38Speaker 02

  Craft Brewery.

• 39:40H. Foley?

  I know New London.

• 39:41Speaker 02

  Um, in 2019, I left the cubicle to start a small business and tap room with my lifelong best friend, love it. We actually started homebrewing in our college dorm, don't tell the RA, before eventually graduating to my garage after college. My business partner's day job is a clinical toxicologist at the Hartford Hospitals for Poison Control Center and a professor of pharmacy.

• 40:02H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 40:02Speaker 02

  The brewery's name and theme come from the expertise, many of our beer names, artwork and branding are also inspired by the poisonous plants, animals, mushrooms and other toxins.

• 40:10H. Foley?

  Like this. I like this, they got an angle, this is cool.

• 40:14Speaker 02

  Um, less than two years ago, we expanded to a 15,000 square foot historic building in the heart of downtown New London. Holy shit, 15,000 square feet is huge. Today, we brew three times as much beer and have grown into a local destination and travel spot for craft beer lovers. We have a restaurant, coffee shop, private event space, speakeasy style cocktail lounge, and even a live poison dart frog exhibit. Keep me away from that. The animal featured on our logo. We also partnered with the production brewery, with production brewery near New Haven to brew larger batches that are distributed through roughly 30 states and internationally. You can find our beer Fungu in New York, in NYC and New Jersey.

• 40:53H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  So if you're a fucking beerhead or live in New London.

• 40:57H. Foley?

  New London.

• 40:58Speaker 02

  Check them out, we're conveniently located halfway between-

• 41:00H. Foley?

  Hello?

• 41:00Speaker 02

  New York and Boston, right off I-95, the curory door right there. We are near the Coast Guard Academy and the Naval Submarine, that's blue collar shit, we're right by the Naval Academy. Uh, as well as a lot of tourist destinations like the big casinos and like Mystic and Rhode Island beaches. If you boys are ever passing through the southeastern Connecticut, we'd love to host an AYG comedy show, we have a big tap room, low ceilings, flexible lighting, just saying.

• 41:27H. Foley?

  Flexible lighting, this guy's a salesman.

• 41:30Speaker 02

  Flexible, dude, no one's ever pitched me.

• 41:31H. Foley?

  Plus all the poison, poison frogs you can lick.

• 41:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're trying to keep the big man on the street in that, he'll be in that fucking, he'll be in that terrarium all fucked up.

• 41:40H. Foley?

  Hey, a frog leg hanging around, oh, dude.

• 41:42Speaker 02

  You're sticking to the glass.

• 41:44H. Foley?

  Frog man.

• 41:45Speaker 02

  Frog man, frog man.

• 41:46H. Foley?

  You say, right off 95, man.

• 41:52H. Foley?

  Right off ninety, right off ninety-five. Let's go.

• 41:55Speaker 02

  One of the, one of the best, I don't want to say like dirtbag things I heard. A buddy's dad owns a trucking, like a mechanic for like big truck, for like tractor trailers.

• 42:05H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:06Speaker 02

  And it was real cold, real cold, and we were like complaining about the cold, or someone made the comment to him, and he's like, "I love the cold." And we're like, "Why?" His truck thing was right off ninety-five. He goes, "All these big trucks are running up and down ninety-five, all this shit breaks in the cold. They, they, the off-ramp right into my yard." Like, he was just like, "They're traveling up from Florida, warm weather truckers."

• 42:30H. Foley?

  Bang!

• 42:30Speaker 02

  They hit the cold snap, something fucking, he goes, "Pull right in it again."

• 42:34H. Foley?

  Gasket blows?

• 42:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's sitting there like rubbing his hands. He's like, "I just corral them right in. They got nowhere to go."

• 42:39H. Foley?

  Love that.

• 42:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, real dirtbag shit. Location, location. Right off ninety-five, great location.

• 42:45H. Foley?

  Location, location, poison frogs. Let's go.

• 42:49Speaker 02

  Um, that's a fucking home run one right there.

• 42:51H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 42:53Speaker 02

  Alright, let's get into, uh...

• 42:54H. Foley?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 42:56Speaker 02

  Wow, let's see, let's take a look. I got all fourteen, all pizzas are fourteen inches.

• 43:00H. Foley?

  Fourteen inch pizza, then, and then they know what they're doing with Azov there in Connecticut, as everybody knows.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:05H. Foley?

  Okay, keep going down, let me see what else. Cherables, you got pretzel bites, nachos.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  Dude, the special name is the Cubano Gooding Jr. Great name.

• 43:13H. Foley?

  Oh, that's pretty good.

• 43:13Speaker 02

  Classic Cuban sandwich, but on a pizza? What? Mustard on a pizza?

• 43:18H. Foley?

  Hit them with a sees, garden.

• 43:21Speaker 02

  They do it nice.

• 43:22H. Foley?

  What's the, the, the meter salad?

• 43:26Speaker 02

  Demeter. Mixed salad, greens, romaine lettuce, olives, onions. Yeah, it's probably one of their, uh, Greek salad.

• 43:33H. Foley?

  Is that right?

• 43:33Speaker 02

  I mean, it's got the olives, artichoke hearts, feta.

• 43:37H. Foley?

  I never heard of that.

• 43:38Speaker 02

  I haven't, I'm gonna demeter anyway. Alright, got that.

• 43:44Speaker 02

  Only get my, too many poison dart frogs.

• 43:46H. Foley?

  I like roasted wings, too. Not fried.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see here.

• 43:52H. Foley?

  I do.

• 43:52Speaker 02

  This just in.

• 43:53H. Foley?

  I'm staying with it.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  I'm sticking with it.

• 43:56H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Chime.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  Chime!

• 43:59H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 44:01Speaker 02

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 44:02H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 44:03Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 44:04H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish. I could go back and say, "Hey, I wish I had Chime."

• 44:18Speaker 02

  I know. Listen, if, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after you.

• 44:31H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 44:32Speaker 02

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, not it. Oh, oh, five, five dollars for this, ten dollars for that. They got their hand in your pocket.

• 44:38H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:38Speaker 02

  Not with Chime. Chime offers the most rewarding fee-free banking, all with no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, no minimum balances. You get five percent cash back on the Chime card in a category of your choice, like gas or groceries, all while building credit through regular, everyday spending. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to two hundred dollars fee-free. Look at that. I know, I need that, dog. Uh, right now, you can join the millions that are already banking fee-free with America's number one choice for banking. Head to chime.com/garbage. That's chime.com/garbage. Sign up now, it only takes a few minutes.

• 45:13H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 45:14Speaker 04

  Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details.

• 45:26Speaker 05

  From the studio that brought you WandaVision. I was an Avenger, but I'm not a hero anymore.

• 45:34Speaker 05

  The Vision returns for the final chapter of the groundbreaking trilogy. That family wasn't real. You sure about that? I had a father called Vision. How is this possible?

• 45:45Speaker 05

  Don't miss the two-episode premiere of Marvel Television's Vision Quest. Nothing bonds a family together quite like mortal jeopardy. Now streaming on your Disney Plus.

• 45:56Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see. This one's, uh, this is Grant Wicker from Wicker Construction, Nashville, Tennessee.

• 46:03H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:03Speaker 02

  Shout out to you. Um, "My name is Grant Wicker, owner of Wicker Construction LLC. I am a former US Army sniper and paratrooper who transitioned from military service into the construction industry." Big man just chubbed up. Thank you for your service, first and foremost.

• 46:22H. Foley?

  Thank you, sir.

• 46:23Speaker 02

  The discipline, you're welcome. "The discipline, attention to detail, and work ethic I learned in the Army helps continue to shape how I run my business today. Uh, I am also a brand-new dad. Shout out to you, which has given me more even motivation to build something lasting, not just for my family, but for my employees and clients. My goal is to build a company known for integrity, quality craftsmanship, and doing what we say we'll do."

• 46:44H. Foley?

  Let's fucking go. That's nice. Wicker Construction. Can I have that, uh, that, uh, that resume one more time? Army sniper?

• 46:52Speaker 02

  US Army sniper and paratrooper.

• 46:54H. Foley?

  Get the fuck outta here.

• 46:56Speaker 02

  That guy's a fucking brick shithouse.

• 46:58H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 46:58Speaker 02

  That guy will fucking clunk our heads together.

• 47:00H. Foley?

  Oh my god, that guy would run through me like hot air.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  Fifteen years of industry experience.

• 47:04H. Foley?

  Look at all this.

• 47:05Speaker 02

  That's good work. Good masonry work, slab foundation, front steps, concrete, grading, concrete driver, let's go.

• 47:12H. Foley?

  Let's support the fucking homies and bozos. You need a little fucking work done down there, get it done.

• 47:17Speaker 02

  Wicker Construction is licensed general contractor serving in middle Tennessee. We specialize in excavation, site development, concrete retaining walls, demolition, drainage, residential and commercial construction projects.

• 47:28H. Foley?

  Goddamn American hero over there.

• 47:29Speaker 02

  Whether we're building a foundation, clearing land, or managing a complete construction project, we focus on quality workmanship, clear communication, delivering projects on time, which is big in a construction industry.

• 47:40H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:40Speaker 02

  Take pride in building long-term relationships with our clients by treating every project as if it was our own. There you go.

• 47:47H. Foley?

  I'd be so bad at construction.

• 47:48Speaker 02

  He even goes, "That'll give the podcast a strong story. Military service entrepreneurship, becoming a new father, building a construction company with a clear mission. Thank you for your friggin' service in the Army of Garbage and the US Army." That's a fucking, that's a guy.

• 48:03H. Foley?

  Hello, whales. Nothing?

• 48:05Speaker 02

  Oh, we're shocked. You were really proud of that one.

• 48:07H. Foley?

  I thought so.

• 48:08Speaker 02

  I didn't get it for a second.

• 48:09H. Foley?

  Thought you iced me.

• 48:10Speaker 02

  I didn't get it. Hey, I said I didn't get it. Hey, hey.

• 48:15H. Foley?

  That's awesome. Army sniper, Luke. One shot, one kill.

• 48:20Speaker 02

  What's the deal?

• 48:21H. Foley?

  I could never sit still that long. I'd be itching. Get something on my nose. Fucking freak out.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see here. Uh, this one's from Jack Folk.

• 48:32H. Foley?

  What's up, Jack?

• 48:33Speaker 02

  Uh, he doesn't have a business name. He says, "I have no name. My accountant," and then in parentheses, "dad," "says I'm too broke to sue, so I don't need one." Denver, Colorado. Shout out to Denver a lot.

• 48:47H. Foley?

  Wait, what's the business?

• 48:48Speaker 02

  He doesn't have one. I guess it's just him.

• 48:51H. Foley?

  He's just hitting us up?

• 48:52Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 48:53H. Foley?

  What do you mean? What do I mean?

• 48:54Speaker 02

  He's carpentry, does finish, I'm not there yet. He does finishing trim work. Jack.

• 49:01H. Foley?

  Cause he's just cutting checks.

• 49:02Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 49:03H. Foley?

  I got my email. I didn't know he had a business.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, he doesn't have a business name yet. He says he doesn't have enough, he doesn't have anything to sue. The business protects the owner.

• 49:14H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 49:15Speaker 02

  So, you know.

• 49:16H. Foley?

  My mom dealt with a lot of people like that.

• 49:18Speaker 02

  What?

• 49:19H. Foley?

  Guys who just did stuff.

• 49:20Speaker 02

  Didn't have websites?

• 49:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, didn't, you know, just didn't have like a business name.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was bigger back in the day.

• 49:25H. Foley?

  Handymen.

• 49:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was when like the local, I mean, you know, yeah, that was significantly, he had a business card, and it like lived in like the fucking top drawer. Called George or whatever.

• 49:34H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:36H. Foley?

  Jerry Antonelli, something like that.

• 49:39Speaker 02

  You know what I was...

• 49:39H. Foley?

  Real person?

• 49:40Speaker 02

  My mom dropped a name the other day. Uh, I wanna, I'm literally gonna make a list of, we could do it on the Patreon, of all of her friends' names from Kensington that they grew up with.

• 49:50H. Foley?

  We should make a list of all the...

• 49:51Speaker 02

  They're so good, dude, the names are, you know, fucking, it's...

• 49:55H. Foley?

  Mary Catherine.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  She's, obviously, the Cligits. Patty and Ollie Cligitt. Shout out to them.

• 50:00H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 50:01Speaker 02

  Um...

• 50:02H. Foley?

  Jerry Enneman.

• 50:03Speaker 02

  This one is, uh, his Instagram is at J-A-C-K-F-U-L-K-two. Jack Folk Two. His dad must be Jack Folk One. Uh, [email protected].

• 50:19H. Foley?

  You got that, Luke?

• 50:20Speaker 02

  "About six years ago, I was bartending in downtown Denver..." I love how this starts. I love how this fucking starts, dude. If this guy isn't a fan of the show, I don't know who the fuck is.

• 50:31H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  "About six years ago, I was bartending in downtown Denver when the bar I worked at was shot up." Okay, "That was my last night in the service industry." That guy, that's so funny. That guy said...

• 50:44H. Foley?

  Fuck this. Harold, I'm leaving.

• 50:46Speaker 02

  He said it the other, he's, this guy's, sounds like he's typing this from the corner of a bar. "Guys, my last night, I've been fucking hanging up my apron at night."

• 50:54H. Foley?

  "Ever since, I've been on the other side of the bar."

• 50:56Speaker 02

  "I thought building stuff sounded cool and found the guy willing to train me. Worked for him for years and have been on my own for just over two years now."

• 51:04H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 51:05Speaker 02

  Let's fucking go. "I mainly subcontract through remodel companies and do a lot of basement remodels, installing cabinets, doors, building shelves, mantles, handrails, bookcases, trimming work, crown molding, custom build-ins, and all the stuff, and all the stuff. I would love to do more custom fun stuff. I can, I can't paint for shit, but hopefully some other blue-collar bozo in here can help me with that."

• 51:30H. Foley?

  Aw.

• 51:31Speaker 02

  So hit him up. He's obviously a professional. So a lot of, like, if I, I, you know, a lot of the industry, these trades, a lot of my family members, like my uncles and stuff, they own their own company, but they're, you can't go knock on the door of like ABC Drywall. They just have like two or three clients that they work for that just gives them all the work. It's still like commercial or whatever. So this is what this guy sounds like. He's got a few builders that he works with. They call him and go, "Hey, we just built a new office," or like go in and like, he doesn't, he's not finding...

• 52:05H. Foley?

  I got it.

• 52:06Speaker 02

  Customers like on the street. He's got a company that works for a few other...

• 52:10H. Foley?

  Feeds and work, as they say.

• 52:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, they just go, "Here you go, here you go."

• 52:12H. Foley?

  Feed and work.

• 52:12Speaker 02

  Um...

• 52:14H. Foley?

  I worked, I worked for, when I was in theater school, I worked for whatever it was. Um, theater school, at the Hedyro Theater.

• 52:19Speaker 02

  Oh, that gets lower in line. Oh, that's the YMCA.

• 52:22H. Foley?

  I lost confidence in it. That's my apology.

• 52:24Speaker 02

  That was at mascot school, hey.

• 52:27H. Foley?

  Goddamn theater school, Luke. Repertory Theater Company, Rose Valley, Pennsylvania, the Hedyro Theater. Um, I worked with a guy who did that kinda stuff. He did, he did like niche, like, they would hire him to like just paint the door on like these old houses, cause you had to paint it a certain way.

• 52:44Speaker 02

  Sure. That old stuff, for sure. That makes sense.

• 52:48H. Foley?

  Or pull all the fucking like old fixtures and knobs and all that stuff.

• 52:53Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:54H. Foley?

  Lot of money in that stuff. Fiber optic cable.

• 52:59Speaker 02

  I'm gonna lose.

• 53:02Speaker 02

  Uh, alright, let's try a broad. Let's try one of these broads, what do you say?

• 53:07H. Foley?

  Chrissy told Patsy not to take it.

• 53:11Speaker 02

  Alright, this one's from Katie Neary.

• 53:13H. Foley?

  Hey Katie.

• 53:14Speaker 02

  Uh, the business name is Haven.

• 53:16H. Foley?

  Hmm, I like that.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  Yonkers, New York, local gal, shout out to ya.

• 53:19H. Foley?

  Love it, love it.

• 53:20Speaker 02

  She's a professional organizer.

• 53:23H. Foley?

  Get her down here.

• 53:25Speaker 02

  Haven, founded by Katie Neary, shout out Katie, helps busy families that are overwhelmed and frustrated by the chaos that is their cluttered homes. Haven excels in working with individuals going through a transition, including welcoming a baby, getting married or divorced, moving, upsizing.

• 53:42H. Foley?

  Hey, wow, look at that!

• 53:44Speaker 02

  I feel like we know her.

• 53:46H. Foley?

  That's great. That's real sharp right there.

• 53:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wanna say maybe she fucking...

• 53:51H. Foley?

  Featuring a Realtor.com, Westchester?

• 53:54Speaker 02

  Westchester?

• 53:55H. Foley?

  West, that's very nice.

• 53:56Speaker 02

  Um...

• 53:57H. Foley?

  Go back up. That's fantastic. That's a nice looking kitchen.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  See services. Go to services. I go to services.

• 54:05H. Foley?

  Here so I can help. That's sharp.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  Move management, decluttering, connecting with trusted moving vendors, moving day coordination support, unpacking and organizing, donation, trash removal, creation, customized.

• 54:17H. Foley?

  Wow, that's amazing.

• 54:19Speaker 02

  Home organization. Yeah, very cool.

• 54:23H. Foley?

  Click about me. That's very nice.

• 54:27Speaker 02

  I wasn't always organized. Confession time as a teenager, I was basically a human tornado with a shopping habit. I bought things I didn't need, rarely appreciated, and usually let them live out their days in a messy pile on my floor. Becoming a professional organizer never crossed my radar, but then adulting happened. Life got busy, responsibilities piled up, and suddenly I found myself craving structure and order desperately.

• 54:46H. Foley?

  I respect that.

• 54:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, there you go.

• 54:48H. Foley?

  I love those stairs too. I love when the stairs have that kinda carpet.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  You know what that's called? A runner. Very nice. You know what's even classier? When they got the runner and then they got like the brass bar. I never, I was in a museum in Ireland that had that. You probably grew up going to houses like that, didn't you, little rat?

• 55:04H. Foley?

  What are you yelling at Luke for?

• 55:06Speaker 02

  I don't know, I thought that's what we were doing. I was taking a page out of your book.

• 55:09H. Foley?

  Very nice. That's the kinda, that's the kinda stairs you'd like to slide down and they're fun to run up, and they're also fun to play with your guys on steps like that.

• 55:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, sure. Couple guys you met at the bar, huh? Met at the toolbox?

• 55:20H. Foley?

  You know what I mean? You put your little vehicles and stuff on one of the steps and you can kinda sit on the steps.

• 55:26Speaker 02

  What's up? How old are you again?

• 55:29H. Foley?

  Fifty.

• 55:29Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 55:30H. Foley?

  Just saying.

• 55:30Speaker 02

  Just checking, yeah. Young at heart, bud, that's all I mean. Well, actually, I would probably say you're probably...

• 55:34H. Foley?

  Nice banister too.

• 55:35Speaker 02

  That's got crown molding.

• 55:36H. Foley?

  That's probably the kinda stuff the last guy would be brought in to do. Our last guy.

• 55:41Speaker 02

  Maybe, yeah. Crown, he said crown molding?

• 55:44H. Foley?

  Love a good crown molding.

• 55:46Speaker 02

  I put the crown, I put the crown molding up in here.

• 55:49H. Foley?

  I know you did.

• 55:50Speaker 02

  Tellin' a homie.

• 55:51H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  Okay, someone's, someone's still jealous about the whole, Kippe doing a crown molding, bro, I was like...

• 55:59H. Foley?

  I ordered the lunches. What was it for me? You never would have that blimpy sandwich.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  Uh, alright, this is from Patrick Walton. PGW Auto Detailing in the great Norristown, Pennsylvania. Let's go. Clap it up for a homegrown PA boy going out on his own. Uh, his ins, go to his Instagram and Facebook, PGW Auto Deal, Auto Detailing on Instagram and Facebook. I run a local car, truck, motorcycle detailing service. It offers personal service right to your driveway. I'm a one man operation, so pricing stays competitive. Let's go. Love yous. This is such a great idea, boys.

• 56:36H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 56:37Speaker 02

  Look at this kid.

• 56:38H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 56:38Speaker 02

  He's there, you don't even, like, I always thought detailing, you had to have like, you got, you know, you got a Porsche detail. We were, growing up, we were not a detailing family. We went to Sparkle, USA Car Wash, whatever, but...

• 56:51Speaker 02

  This guy's doing it.

• 56:52H. Foley?

  Sharp.

• 56:53Speaker 02

  He's doing Toyotas, he's doing Volvos, so it's like, every, he's doing Jeeps, any, everyday cars, they'll fucking, he spruce you up there.

• 56:59H. Foley?

  Nice stuff.

• 57:00Speaker 02

  What does it say? Mobile Auto Detailing.

• 57:01H. Foley?

  Mobile.

• 57:02Speaker 02

  Southeastern Pennsylvania, 610-310-3852. Use the Google form in the bio for a quote. That's...

• 57:11H. Foley?

  Shout out to him.

• 57:11Speaker 02

  That's alright. Shout out to him.

• 57:13H. Foley?

  I tell you, Norristown, we played them in American Legion baseball. Man, those kids were vicious.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  Wanna give this kid a call?

• 57:21H. Foley?

  Make him a call.

• 57:21Speaker 02

  Let's give him a call. Let's give him a call. Let's see if he picks up.

• 57:26Speaker 02

  What he got there? Oh, go to the number.

• 57:27H. Foley?

  What the hell, Luke?

• 57:28Speaker 02

  The frig, Luke?

• 57:29H. Foley?

  Man, you're like fucking Ryan Howard. You get the bag and fucking you start slacking off.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  That's a deep cut, that is a maybe 20 year old reference.

• 57:40Speaker 03

  Baseball?

• 57:42Speaker 02

  He doesn't even know he is just...

• 57:44Speaker 03

  The Phillies legend?

• 57:45Speaker 02

  Phillies legend, give me a fucking break. I mean, he was.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  Without a doubt. I mean, if I know him from the Phillies, like...

• 57:52Speaker 02

  I mean, do you have, do you have a little distaste in your mouth about him?

• 57:55Speaker 03

  I'm a Shane Vic Norito, man.

• 57:57Speaker 02

  Shout out, I'm a, I was a JR, Jimmy Rollins.

• 57:59H. Foley?

  I like that Pat Burrell.

• 58:00Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see, let's see if this kid answers.

• 58:05Speaker 02

  Be funny if he didn't know who I was.

• 58:08Speaker 02

  Who?

• 58:08H. Foley?

  Hey man, I'm busy here.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  You gonna buy or not?

• 58:16Speaker 02

  What's his name?

• 58:18Speaker 02

  Patrick.

• 58:20H. Foley?

  He's probably busy doing a car. Not time to be dilly-dallying with you.

• 58:25Speaker 02

  Answering fucking bozos from fake jobs. This guy's humping it out right now.

• 58:33H. Foley?

  Leave a message.

• 58:38Speaker 06

  Thank you for calling Patrick Walton and/or PGW Auto Detailing. Sorry I couldn't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and a number, I can call you back. Thanks.

• 58:47Speaker 06

  At the tone, please record your message.

• 58:48H. Foley?

  Push the button.

• 58:49Speaker 06

  When you finish recording, you may hang up.

• 58:51H. Foley?

  Baba boo.

• 58:51Speaker 06

  Or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  Patrick, it's Kippe. Foley's dead, call me back.

• 59:05H. Foley?

  Hey, talk about deep cuts.

• 59:08Speaker 02

  That's a deep cut. I knew, that was for you, big dog. I love you, man. That is all for the bug man. Alright, that's good. Now I wanna, now I wanna get, so I wanna get one of these blue collar guys on the line. Alright, let's see here. That was a good one.

• 59:21H. Foley?

  Kippe's all jazzed up.

• 59:22Speaker 02

  I love this.

• 59:23H. Foley?

  You love it.

• 59:23Speaker 02

  Fucking, talking to fucking salty earth people.

• 59:25H. Foley?

  King of the burbs.

• 59:26Speaker 02

  King of the burbs.

• 59:27H. Foley?

  Been hanging out at that Home Depot too much.

• 59:29Speaker 02

  Ah, yeah, I have.

• 59:30H. Foley?

  You have.

• 59:31Speaker 02

  Uh, thinking about doing a lot of projects around the house. House needs a lot of work. Still does. I can't do it. You know? I don't know what I'm doing.

• 59:42H. Foley?

  Pause for one second.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  Hold on, he's calling me back. Sorry, I don't think he got the message. We running?

• 59:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:51H. Foley?

  Got Patrick on the line.

• 59:53Speaker 02

  Hello?

• 59:54Speaker 06

  Hello, what's up, Kip?

• 59:55Speaker 02

  Hey! You're live on the air there, big dog.

• 1:00:00Speaker 06

  Oh, wow.

• 1:00:02Speaker 02

  Hey, you sound thrilled, Patrick.

• 1:00:04H. Foley?

  Clams up and hangs up on us?

• 1:00:05Speaker 06

  I'm just thinking of Prussia Mall right now. I had to step out in the parking lot.

• 1:00:08Speaker 02

  You're at the King of Prussia Mall doing what?

• 1:00:11Speaker 06

  Delivering food, that's what I do on the side.

• 1:00:13H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 1:00:13Speaker 02

  You're hustling like that, so you got the detailing service and then you're delivering food on the side?

• 1:00:18H. Foley?

  Who's ordering food at the mall, though?

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  Who orders food at the mall? They got that food court.

• 1:00:22Speaker 06

  No, I was using the bathroom.

• 1:00:23Speaker 02

  Hey! Dude, this kid's perfect.

• 1:00:26H. Foley?

  Got it all mapped out.

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  You doing number one or number two there?

• 1:00:30Speaker 06

  Uh, I'll keep that off the air.

• 1:00:33Speaker 02

  That's a number three where I come from.

• 1:00:35H. Foley?

  Walk into the King of, the court or the plaza?

• 1:00:39Speaker 06

  Uh, I'm like in the middle part, like that bridge, that new bridge they made.

• 1:00:43Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 1:00:43H. Foley?

  I don't know about that bridge. Are you at a Cheesecake Factory?

• 1:00:48Speaker 06

  Uh, yeah, it's like, it's like kind of near there.

• 1:00:50H. Foley?

  You know, I go to that DXL across the street. You go in there, you tell them I know ya, they won't do anything for ya.

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  They're gonna make you pay his tab.

• 1:00:57Speaker 06

  Is that what you applied for?

• 1:00:59H. Foley?

  No, I applied for one, six tab. What's up, big guy? Congrats on the business, man.

• 1:01:03Speaker 02

  How's the business going?

• 1:01:05Speaker 06

  I mean, here and there, you know, you know how it is, like, I just started like a year and a half ago.

• 1:01:08Speaker 02

  That's a bullshit answer and I like it.

• 1:01:10H. Foley?

  He's shitting in the mall. What do you mean, how's it going?

• 1:01:13Speaker 06

  It's fun, you know?

• 1:01:13H. Foley?

  He's getting it off the ground.

• 1:01:14Speaker 02

  There you go. Well, we're giving you, we're giving you a good shout out in the small business app. Um, shout out, he's local fucking Norristown boy.

• 1:01:21H. Foley?

  Pat, where'd you go to high school?

• 1:01:24Speaker 06

  Uh, I went to Potts Grove. I got in Pottstown.

• 1:01:26H. Foley?

  Hang up on him.

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  This kid's trash. Buddy, we love ya.

• 1:01:29H. Foley?

  Wait a minute, hold on, Potts Grove?

• 1:01:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:31H. Foley?

  Patrick, when'd you graduate?

• 1:01:33Speaker 06

  2015.

• 1:01:34H. Foley?

  Who's your wrestling coach out there?

• 1:01:37Speaker 06

  I didn't wrestle. Um, I actually don't even know.

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  Get outta here. Dude, you're such a high school dork. Not you, Patrick, my friend, Henry.

• 1:01:46H. Foley?

  My old coach, my wrestling coach in high school coaches out there. I think it's Potts Grove.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Is he 100 years old?

• 1:01:51H. Foley?

  He's a fighter. He would tune you up.

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  Patrick, we love you. Good luck with the business. We'll give you a shout out. Appreciate your support, pal.

• 1:02:00Speaker 06

  I appreciate you guys. This is awesome. As soon as I heard the episode and I, you guys said that, I was like, oh, I gotta do that. It's so cool. It's like, shout out to you guys for supporting small business and stuff like that.

• 1:02:08H. Foley?

  We love you, buddy.

• 1:02:09Speaker 02

  This might be the new show. What are you, garbage to bed? This is the new show.

• 1:02:14H. Foley?

  Micro enterprise.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  We get 25% because you're on the air. Alright, bye, love ya. Sucker. You know what they do with Shark Tank, right? They gotta get 5% or something to get on air.

• 1:02:24H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 1:02:25Speaker 02

  Mark Burnett, get, type that in.

• 1:02:27H. Foley?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  He gets, like, he gets 5% of everything.

• 1:02:31H. Foley?

  What?

• 1:02:32Speaker 02

  I'm almost positive.

• 1:02:33H. Foley?

  Wait, even if they don't accept the deal?

• 1:02:34Speaker 02

  I, I'm, I'm asking for the...

• 1:02:35H. Foley?

  No fucking way.

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  That guy wets his beak on everything. Burnett.

• 1:02:39H. Foley?

  He's the guy that did Survivor.

• 1:02:41Speaker 02

  That guy's cake the fuck up.

• 1:02:42H. Foley?

  Bet he is.

• 1:02:43Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 1:02:44Speaker 03

  Oh my god. So you don't have to do this anymore, but early seasons of the show, you either had to give 5% equity stake or 2% lifetime royalty, whether they made a deal or not.

• 1:02:55Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:02:56H. Foley?

  Yeah. That is fucked up.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  Not really. I mean, you're going on one of the...

• 1:02:59H. Foley?

  We only charge 1.5%.

• 1:03:01Speaker 03

  Cuban killed it.

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  Cuban killed it?

• 1:03:03H. Foley?

  Yeah, he did.

• 1:03:05Speaker 02

  Listen, that guy's, I listen, I like Cuban, he's a bit of a bozo at times for sure, but like...

• 1:03:09H. Foley?

  Isn't that kinda fucked up? Shouldn't they have done that on a fucking, um, uh, what's, what's the word? A mentorship basis? To a degree?

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  I think that's kind of what they are selling, to be fair.

• 1:03:20H. Foley?

  And then fucking what's his name's running around that white party with a baseball card around his neck, like a jerk off?

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  Larry.

• 1:03:25H. Foley?

  Give me a fucking break.

• 1:03:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:27H. Foley?

  That guy turn our lights off.

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  I think he might own his property. There ain't no house in Japan there, big dog.

• 1:03:33H. Foley?

  Ain't no micro industry, I'll tell you that.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  Microprocess is frank.

• 1:03:36Speaker 03

  Current rules, you only give up equity if you successfully strike a deal with one of the Sharks during your pitch.

• 1:03:41H. Foley?

  Fuck that, I'd shoot them all down. Doing it on my own.

• 1:03:44Speaker 02

  I'm only here for the PR, but then they don't air ya. Cause they, they do like 100 a day and then only air five.

• 1:03:50H. Foley?

  I'd give them so much personality to have to. I'd be doing backflips and shit. Hey, Sharks!

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  Kip, hit him with the detail. I'm just a razzle dazzle, man. I sell this sizzle.

• 1:04:01H. Foley?

  I'm gonna go check out Crafty.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  Barbara, I'll be in your dressing room.

• 1:04:07H. Foley?

  Let me know if they need any ADR work.

• 1:04:09Speaker 02

  Uh, alright, let's see. Let's do, uh, I'm, listen, I'm locked in. We're doing a couple more here. Um, alright, let's see.

• 1:04:17H. Foley?

  Shout out to Patrick. That was awesome.

• 1:04:18Speaker 02

  Shout out to Patrick. Uh, alright, we got a couple, a couple more, uh, alright, this one's from John Fitzsimmons.

• 1:04:23H. Foley?

  Hit me, I'm looking to invest.

• 1:04:25Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:04:26H. Foley?

  I'm kidding.

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  Uh, this one's from RAF Mobile Mechanic, R A F Mobile Mechanic. Down there, West Stepford, New Jersey. Right outside Philadelphia.

• 1:04:39H. Foley?

  Isn't that the home of the Snapbox?

• 1:04:39Speaker 02

  08096. I have that memorized. I don't. He wrote it down. Automotive repair.

• 1:04:47H. Foley?

  Mobile automotive repair.

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  Here it is. I started working on cars in 2006 and here we are. Mobile repair got popular during the pandemic. Yous aren't the only ones. That's pretty funny. You got to, that's a fucking, that is a blue collar Philly dickhead. He's gotta take a shot at you. Yous, yous aren't the only ones who got popular during the pandemic.

• 1:05:05H. Foley?

  I got a lot of friends in Hollywood too, you know?

• 1:05:07Speaker 02

  I do well myself, okay?

• 1:05:10H. Foley?

  Shout out to you.

• 1:05:11Speaker 02

  I've been listening since the first bird app. Shout out to you, big dog. You guys have been there through multiple breakups with the same girl. Oh, this guy's fucking locked in. Of course, and I'm in, I'm in the Philly area, so it hits close to home. But yeah, I fix cars on site with varying degrees of success. My customers seem to like me though. Love yous.

• 1:05:30H. Foley?

  That's alright.

• 1:05:31Speaker 02

  You know what his fucking website is? This guy's.

• 1:05:33H. Foley?

  What?

• 1:05:34Speaker 02

  It's just the Google Maps link.

• 1:05:36H. Foley?

  I like that too.

• 1:05:37Speaker 02

  Wait, let me pull it up. Let me see.

• 1:05:39H. Foley?

  Why do you need it? You're gonna, you're just gonna Google it?

• 1:05:41Speaker 02

  I guess he doesn't have a place. Yeah, RAF Mobile Mechanic. Just Google RAF. I mean, listen, alright. Let's see here. Let me, let me do a little promo for this guy. 4.9 stars on Google.

• 1:05:53H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 1:05:53Speaker 02

  32 reviews. That's pretty good. Excellent service, friendly staff. I recommend, I highly recommend them. He gave me a diagnostics and gave me a true answer.

• 1:06:04H. Foley?

  Look at that.

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  There it is. John came out within a few hours, few hours of an early Saturday morning phone call for me. He was professional from start, diagnosed my issue, which was not what I was, told him the problem was. Had me driving within an hour. Highly recommend for any vehicle issue.

• 1:06:20H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 1:06:21Speaker 02

  I never thought of that, because if your car breaks down in the driveway.

• 1:06:24H. Foley?

  Jeep was in at the very top of the driveway, worried about getting it down the driveway, calling a tow. You call a tow, you gotta go to, then they take you to the place, they're banging you out. This kid shows up, fucking diagnoses it right on the spot.

• 1:06:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, thankful. We found John at RAF Mobile Mechanic. He came to the house, diagnosed, ran to grab parts and was so nice, fair pricing and on time. Cars back up and running. We didn't have to leave the house.

• 1:06:49H. Foley?

  Ran to grab parts?

• 1:06:51Speaker 02

  John is an awesome mechanic and awesome person. What the frig?

• 1:06:55H. Foley?

  There you go, Johnny.

• 1:06:56Speaker 02

  He showed up within the hour on an early Sunday. This guy's a fucking earner.

• 1:07:00H. Foley?

  Sunday morning. Luke, huh? You're hitting your tea time.

• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  Luke ain't never worked on a fucking Sunday. I'm just fucking trashin'.

• 1:07:12H. Foley?

  You're not canceling your squash game to show if I have an issue with the podcast on a Sunday morning? Like, you gotta bail me out of the catacombs?

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  I also, I think this is the same one, right? Yeah, PA, New Jersey, Delaware and Texas. The frig, these guys all over the friggin' place. Um, yeah, alright, there you go. That's pretty frickin' good. Shout out to you, big dog.

• 1:07:35H. Foley?

  Yeah, let's go. Now accepting Zelle. Very nice.

• 1:07:40Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Very good. Alright, let's see here.

• 1:07:43H. Foley?

  I love it.

• 1:07:46H. Foley?

  What was he got going on in Texas?

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  Couple of, it's probably like not, I don't wanna say franchise, but it's probably like, you know. Yeah. You do that here, I'll do it there type deal.

• 1:07:54H. Foley?

  Shout out to you.

• 1:07:54Speaker 02

  Cousin, a fucking neighbor, cousin, somebody.

• 1:07:57H. Foley?

  What they call a flanking maneuver?

• 1:08:00H. Foley?

  Maybe.

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  I don't know about that. Alright, let's see.

• 1:08:06Speaker 02

  Alright, this one's from, uh, let's do, let's do fucking Midwest. This is from Liam Gaul.

• 1:08:12H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:08:13Speaker 02

  Um, business name Titans Painting.

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  Uh, family business for 16 years, five of which I've worked at. We do residential, repainting, interior, interior. My sister-in-law does all of our online marketing and website management. Um.

• 1:08:34Speaker 02

  Her dad and the owner, I handle day-to-day operation, giving estimates, checking jobs, running materials all over town. We're a small operation, but deliver top-tier results. Primo stuff. He got you calling it primo stuff. It's fucking top-tier bozo. We have a perfect five-star rating on Google and every review is legit. To bring in the validity of the reviews, also very dirtbag.

• 1:08:55H. Foley?

  This is real club soda. Actually, it's empty.

• 1:08:59Speaker 02

  Uh, we have a perfect five-star rating on review and every review is legit. I listen to AYG every day while driving around. Love you guys. Come back to KC soon, please. We love you.

• 1:09:08H. Foley?

  Thank you, buddy.

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  If you're in the area, check out Titans Painting. Check out all these friggin' guys if you're in the area. Definitely gonna do this again. Very cool stories from everybody.

• 1:09:16H. Foley?

  Look at you, Kip.

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  Trying, baby.

• 1:09:18H. Foley?

  You're the Kevin O'Leary.

• 1:09:19Speaker 02

  No, that guy, that guy stinks. We're trying to be the positive, uh, positive change I'd like to see in the world.

• 1:09:25H. Foley?

  Positive change you'd like to see in the world. That starts with the man in the mirror.

• 1:09:30Speaker 02

  Man in the mirror?

• 1:09:31H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you. See you in three days. Peace.