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Steve Gerben Returns!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Hosted by H. Foley

1h 3m
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In this episode, hosts H. Foley and Kevin Ryan welcome back comedian Steve Gerben, co-creator and star of the Netflix series Tires, to find out whether his lifestyle is classy or trashy. The conversation covers an array of eccentric habits, including Gerben keeping his microwave and Nespresso machine in the laundry room/mudroom, eating a breakfast hash of frozen peas, rice, mozzarella, and sriracha, and owning a collection of 1980s Rip Rockin' Rollers toys. The discussion also touches on golf course etiquette, ordering steak medium-well, and his unique technique for dealing with a narrow urethra at urinals. Throughout the episode, the guest defends his unconventional domestic setup while the hosts react with a mixture of disbelief and admiration, ultimately concluding that Gerben walks in both worlds.

  • Keep your kitchen counters clear of appliances by housing secondary items like a microwave and coffee machine in an organized mudroom or laundry room. 14:34
  • Streamline breakfast preparation by sautéing pre-cooked rice with frozen peas, eggs, mozzarella cheese, and sriracha. 9:05
  • Save money on everyday banking and avoid hidden fees by switching to a modern fee-free alternative like Chime. 43:20
  • Protect your teeth from coffee staining by using a silicone straw during your morning routine. 11:50

Chapters

  1. 0:00
    Podcast Intro and Host Banter

    The hosts introduce themselves, tease the episode, and welcome back guest Steve Gerben.

  2. 1:48
    Artichoke Pizza Gift Tradition

    Steve explains his habit of bringing artichoke pizza to guests, sparking a discussion about gift etiquette.

  3. 5:58
    Dental Health and Personal Care

    Discussion about Steve’s dental routine, frequency of visits, and the importance of oral hygiene.

  4. 8:00
    Coffee Culture and Espresso Machines

    Steve shares his love for high‑end espresso pods and the debate over coffee equipment and habits.

  5. 9:13
    Breakfast Rituals and Peculiar Foods

    The trio dives into Steve’s unconventional breakfast of peas, rice, and mozzarella, revealing his quirky culinary habits.

  6. 14:34
    Home Tour: Laundry‑Room Kitchen and Design Choices

    The hosts explore Steve’s unique home layout, including a laundry‑room kitchen and minimalist décor.

  7. 19:59
    Sponsored Segment: BetterHelp Mental Health Services

    Hosts promote BetterHelp, encouraging listeners to seek therapy and share their experiences.

  8. 22:38
    Sponsored Segment: Chime Banking Services

    A detailed pitch for Chime’s fee‑free banking features and how it can benefit listeners’ finances.

  9. 43:49
    Chime Banking Ad Pitch

    Hosts promote Chime’s fee‑free banking and cash‑back card while joking about overdraft fees.

  10. 44:43
    Marvel Vision Series Teaser

    The crew riff on the return of Vision and tease a new Marvel episode.

  11. 46:11
    Garage Sale and Urinal Etiquette

    A bizarre conversation about garage sales turns into a detailed guide on urinal usage.

  12. 51:28
    Cleaning Habits and Garbage Debate

    The hosts debate whether the guest’s habits make him “garbage” and discuss cleaning routines.

Highlights

  • 1:43

    Ordering Pizza for the Studiostory

    The guest surprises the hosts by having a whole artichoke pie delivered directly to the studio mid-recording.

  • 9:05

    A Peculiar Breakfast Recipeinsight

    The guest reveals his unusual morning meal consisting of sautéed frozen peas, pre-cooked rice, eggs, mozzarella, and sriracha.

  • 14:34

    Microwave in the Laundry Roomstrategy

    Instead of keeping appliances on the kitchen counter, the guest stores his microwave and espresso machine in the laundry room/mudroom.

  • 28:57

    Collecting 1980s Toy Trucksstory

    The guest explains how he tracked down and purchased a vintage 1980s toy truck on eBay to complete a childhood set.

  • 47:49

    Dealing With a Narrow Urethrainsight

    The guest explains his self-diagnosed narrow urethra and the specific physical technique he must use at urinals to avoid post-bathroom accidents.

Quotes

  • “I could have saw that maybe. Yeah, right?”
    H. Foley · 6:01
  • “I think when people, when I try to think about slowing down and not putting so, it's like, then that's all I'm thinking about.”
    Unnamed speaker · 7:11
  • “I flunked out of Delco.”
    H. Foley · 1:02:29
  • Patreon.com 13:08–13:29
  • BetterHelp 19:59–21:20
  • Chime 21:21–23:39
  • Chime 43:13–44:42

About this episode

Are You Garbage podcast presents stand up comedian and actor Steve Gerben! You know Steve Gerben from Stand Up Comedy, Gilly and Keeves, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Flagrant podcast, No Bad Lies, Look at Dish, Stuff Island podcast, Son of a Boy Dad, RoneDotCom, Delco Proper, Late Night with Seth Meyers and so much more! Check out the new season of Tires! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: BetterHelp: Visit https://betterhelp.com/garbage. Promo Code: GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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Topics

  • Artichoke pizza
  • Are You Garbage
  • YouTube
  • Delaware
  • Netflix
  • Ocean City
  • Nespresso
  • Keurig
  • Instagram
  • New Jersey

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