Summary
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In this episode, hosts H. Foley and Kevin Ryan welcome back comedian Steve Gerben, co-creator and star of the Netflix series Tires, to find out whether his lifestyle is classy or trashy. The conversation covers an array of eccentric habits, including Gerben keeping his microwave and Nespresso machine in the laundry room/mudroom, eating a breakfast hash of frozen peas, rice, mozzarella, and sriracha, and owning a collection of 1980s Rip Rockin' Rollers toys. The discussion also touches on golf course etiquette, ordering steak medium-well, and his unique technique for dealing with a narrow urethra at urinals. Throughout the episode, the guest defends his unconventional domestic setup while the hosts react with a mixture of disbelief and admiration, ultimately concluding that Gerben walks in both worlds.
- Keep your kitchen counters clear of appliances by housing secondary items like a microwave and coffee machine in an organized mudroom or laundry room. 14:34
- Streamline breakfast preparation by sautéing pre-cooked rice with frozen peas, eggs, mozzarella cheese, and sriracha. 9:05
- Save money on everyday banking and avoid hidden fees by switching to a modern fee-free alternative like Chime. 43:20
- Protect your teeth from coffee staining by using a silicone straw during your morning routine. 11:50
Chapters
- 0:00Podcast Intro and Host Banter
The hosts introduce themselves, tease the episode, and welcome back guest Steve Gerben.
- 1:48Artichoke Pizza Gift Tradition
Steve explains his habit of bringing artichoke pizza to guests, sparking a discussion about gift etiquette.
- 5:58Dental Health and Personal Care
Discussion about Steve’s dental routine, frequency of visits, and the importance of oral hygiene.
- 8:00Coffee Culture and Espresso Machines
Steve shares his love for high‑end espresso pods and the debate over coffee equipment and habits.
- 9:13Breakfast Rituals and Peculiar Foods
The trio dives into Steve’s unconventional breakfast of peas, rice, and mozzarella, revealing his quirky culinary habits.
- 14:34Home Tour: Laundry‑Room Kitchen and Design Choices
The hosts explore Steve’s unique home layout, including a laundry‑room kitchen and minimalist décor.
- 19:59Sponsored Segment: BetterHelp Mental Health Services
Hosts promote BetterHelp, encouraging listeners to seek therapy and share their experiences.
- 22:38Sponsored Segment: Chime Banking Services
A detailed pitch for Chime’s fee‑free banking features and how it can benefit listeners’ finances.
- 43:49Chime Banking Ad Pitch
Hosts promote Chime’s fee‑free banking and cash‑back card while joking about overdraft fees.
- 44:43Marvel Vision Series Teaser
The crew riff on the return of Vision and tease a new Marvel episode.
- 46:11Garage Sale and Urinal Etiquette
A bizarre conversation about garage sales turns into a detailed guide on urinal usage.
- 51:28Cleaning Habits and Garbage Debate
The hosts debate whether the guest’s habits make him “garbage” and discuss cleaning routines.
Highlights
- 1:43
Ordering Pizza for the Studiostory
The guest surprises the hosts by having a whole artichoke pie delivered directly to the studio mid-recording.
- 9:05
A Peculiar Breakfast Recipeinsight
The guest reveals his unusual morning meal consisting of sautéed frozen peas, pre-cooked rice, eggs, mozzarella, and sriracha.
- 14:34
Microwave in the Laundry Roomstrategy
Instead of keeping appliances on the kitchen counter, the guest stores his microwave and espresso machine in the laundry room/mudroom.
- 28:57
Collecting 1980s Toy Trucksstory
The guest explains how he tracked down and purchased a vintage 1980s toy truck on eBay to complete a childhood set.
- 47:49
Dealing With a Narrow Urethrainsight
The guest explains his self-diagnosed narrow urethra and the specific physical technique he must use at urinals to avoid post-bathroom accidents.
Quotes
Sponsored segments
- Patreon.com 13:08–13:29
- BetterHelp 19:59–21:20
- Chime 21:21–23:39
- Chime 43:13–44:42
About this episode
Are You Garbage podcast presents stand up comedian and actor Steve Gerben! You know Steve Gerben from Stand Up Comedy, Gilly and Keeves, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Flagrant podcast, No Bad Lies, Look at Dish, Stuff Island podcast, Son of a Boy Dad, RoneDotCom, Delco Proper, Late Night with Seth Meyers and so much more! Check out the new season of Tires! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: BetterHelp: Visit https://betterhelp.com/garbage. Promo Code: GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcript
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Topics
- Artichoke pizza
- Are You Garbage
- YouTube
- Delaware
- Netflix
- Ocean City
- Nespresso
- Keurig
- New Jersey
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