Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: My Boyfriend Gave My Mom Herpes!! About this episode On this week’s episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the girls dive into a wild lineup of listener confessions. They unpack a jaw-dropping call-in where a listener clears up the “homie hopping” rumors and explains how dating twins actually went down. Things only get more unhinged as the crew reacts to a shocking kissing-cousins confession, followed by laugh-out-loud chaos involving a messy family crossover and a pegging mishap that goes completely off the rails.
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0:01 Bunnie XO? Ask, tell, confess.
0:16 Bunnie XO? Alright, ready guys? One, two, three.
0:26 Bunnie XO? Tequila. That song was in my head.
0:31 Bunnie XO? Didn't know where we were going for that. Hello friends, welcome to another LA edition. Ask, tell. Here it goes.
0:45 Bunnie XO? Short and sweet, I like it. Short and sweet, baby. Get to the fucking point. So, we're delirious, like we said before. These are our best ones, though. Oh, bro. That's where we knew.
0:58 Bunnie XO? Is still hands down my favorite. Don't even talk about it, because we're gonna. Yeah, we can't. It's gonna happen. We're not allowed to. Why'd you bring it up? When we're tired and on the road, we shouldn't even be doing these. Because we have no cooth. C-O-U-T-H. Coot. Alright guys, who wants to kick this off? You have, we have like a, okay, so. There's lore. Let's all just kick this off. We have lore, okay, so. I cannot stress to you guys, when you write in to us.
1:28 Bunnie XO? Put all the fucking details. Don't leave any details out. Don't fucking skimp on, you know. Context. Context, because. We are going to tell you the truth about how we feel. We're not gonna pussyfoot around, you know? And there was a girl, well, she used her name, right? We can say it? Christina? I believe so, yeah. Okay, Christina.
1:53 Bunnie XO? Submitted her story and we ended up calling her a homie hopper. Because that's how she fucking put it to us. So she made sure to make a TikTok about it. She was in good spirits about it, though. She was not being in any way crazy about it, but she was like, no, I'm not a homie hopper. You guys judged me the wrong way. And I'm like, first of all, we didn't judge you. We just told you the truth of how we felt about the story, how we all three interpreted it.
2:23 Speaker 01 We took the verbatim.
2:24 Bunnie XO? Literally. And she's like, no, let me explain it. So
2:28 Speaker 01 I got it.
2:28 Bunnie XO? She wrote in.
2:29 Speaker 01 She said, oh, my God. She said, I literally just finished watching the part of Ask, I'll Confess where you read not friendship drama, but my sister and I hooked up with, uh, whatever. That was for me. Y'all speculated so bad on it. I never slept with my sister's husband when I dated him, only the husband's twin. Also, my sister and I have had a couple of periods where we weren't that close. We didn't sleep with the guys at the same time or even the same year. We were not sharing bodily fluids or being a homie hopper. We both worked for the same company at different times and hooked up with the manager. And the other guy she went to school with and hooked up with. I wasn't at living at home, so I didn't know. And years later, that guy and I got together.
3:11 Speaker 01 We didn't find out until way after. Had either of us known the other slept with the guys, we wouldn't have. I guess I should have given more details. I'm still confused.
3:18 Speaker 02 Wait, we're sleeping with more of the similar people?
3:20 Bunnie XO? So she told us that there's more people that they shared, but because they had periods of time where they didn't talk to each other, they didn't know. So the guys knew. Just never told them.
3:29 Speaker 01 They didn't know.
3:30 Bunnie XO? Yes.
3:31 Speaker 01 But they did sleep with the same guy.
3:32 Bunnie XO? Right. So she didn't stop there. She sent in a voice note and I got her permission to play the voice note on the episode today. So let's.
3:45 Speaker 02 It's really took a turn, guys.
3:46 Bunnie XO? Let's take a listen.
3:48 Speaker 03 Hi, Bonnie. It's Christina. You guys said you're Ask, Tell, Confess this week and
3:55 Speaker 03 you read not friendship drama, but me and my sister hooked up with two guys, blah, blah. That was for me. And you guys totally misinterpreted that so wrong and took it way to the left. I never slept with my sister's husband at all, even back when I dated dated him as a teenager. All we ever did was kiss, whatever. They got together years later, ended up getting married, whatever. He has a twin. I got with the twin for a little bit. It didn't work out. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I got back with him again a few years after that.
4:32 Bunnie XO? Pause. I just want to make sure we we paint a timeline here. You hooked up with one twin when you were younger. You guys only kissed and then you ended up hooking up with the brother. That's still considered a homie hopper.
4:48 Speaker 02 You're Eskimo brothers now.
4:49 Bunnie XO? Yeah, Eskimo brothers. Yes. Okay, so let's get I just and we're not being mean. I'm just really trying.
4:55 Speaker 02 Painting a picture.
4:56 Bunnie XO? Painting a picture, trying to understand this. So hold on one second.
4:59 Speaker 03 Tried to make it work again. Didn't work. I never slept with her husband. I never would do that. We would not have intentionally slept with the same people without with knowing. We were not as close as we should have been back in the day. I lived in a different town, had a baby. She was going to college. It's not that we were close and also this is going to make it sound even better, but she didn't know I slept with the one dude because I cheated on my husband, ex-husband with the manager. So I don't know. That makes me sound better or whatever, but I'm not a homie hopper. I never slept with my sister's husband and we don't intentionally share people.
5:42 Speaker 03 So just wanted to kind of set the record straight on that. I got so excited when he first started reading the comment and then like I freaking cried. I was like, oh my God. Let's think of this nasty hoe.
5:56 Bunnie XO? No, we don't.
5:56 Speaker 02 No.
5:57 Speaker 03 I hope that.
5:58 Bunnie XO? We don't think you're a nasty hoe at all. Honey.
6:00 Speaker 02 No judgments.
6:01 Bunnie XO? I've slept with brothers. Okay.
6:03 Speaker 02 Yeah.
6:03 Bunnie XO? So I mean, I can't. I am the last person to fucking judge. Sorry, Steve and Chris. But anyways, listen, it was revenge. It was revenge. I had to get revenge on him.
6:13 Speaker 02 You called him out by name.
6:16 Bunnie XO? Had to get revenge on him, but.
6:19 Bunnie XO? So I get it. I understand what you're saying, but in the grand scheme of things, you hooked up with two twins. That technically is a homie hopper. And listen, homie hop with the best of them. Nobody cares. We don't care. Yeah, like it's, there's no judgment at all. But then she went on to say, cause I was like, okay, can I play this or whatever? She hit, she hit me back and she said, I played this for my husband and he said, I made myself sound more like a homie hopper.
6:53 Bunnie XO? She said, the timeline is 13 years to 28, time dated sister's husband to second time of dating twin brother. It's too much, girl. It's too much. You don't gotta explain yourself. Yeah, like we get it. We get it. We've all been there. We have all done things that we would consider. So she's, they both slept with the same manager though, at different times. Here's the thing, these men are. It's the men. It's the men. Yeah, like it's cra- at this point, it's the guys. Yeah. This is why I'm a fucking, I don't like men. So there we go. All right. So I hope that clears that up for you guys. Good lord. She's not a bad homie hopper. She's not an intentional homie hopper. There we go.
7:37 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Was an ax- she accidentally fell on the dick. Hopped the homies. Hopped the homies. She accidentally hopped the homie.
7:49 Bunnie XO? All right. Who wants to go next? We're being this close to you. I like it. It's nice. You guys are always this close on the fucking couch. What are you talking about? Emily's an arm away. I can put my hand in her vagina. All right. You ready memes? I'm going. I'm joking.
8:09 Bunnie XO? I'm joking.
8:12 Bunnie XO? Jaime was over there grabbing his head when we were, he was listening to the story. He was like.
8:17 Speaker 02 What is happening? Okay, so, uh, this one is called kissing cousins.
8:22 Bunnie XO? Damn it. I read that one.
8:24 Speaker 02 Yeah. My best friend and I started hanging out with another girl. We met her while working at the gas station we both worked at. We would all get together and hang out regularly. One Halloween weekend, we all went out and got pretty tipsy, ended up making out with each other and doing a three-way kiss later that week. The girl comes into the store when I was not wearing makeup and goes, you know who I am? I'm like, yeah, you're so and so. She's like, do you know who I am? So finally, I'm like, no, girl, who are you? She asks if I know someone and I'm like, yeah, that's my biological mom's name. And she's like, that's my aunt. I made out with my biological cousin without knowing it. I was adopted, so I don't know. I did not grow up with my family and we didn't know each other.
9:10 Speaker 02 We did not know we were related until after the make-out session. Apparently seeing me without makeup, she was like, oh yeah, she looks like my aunt.
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9:48 Bunnie XO? Was it first or second? Is it blood?
9:50 Speaker 02 First.
9:52 Bunnie XO? Is it? Yep. It's blood. Well, you know, I think I've heard this happens more than, than, you know, like than often more times than not. I like, I watch a lot of those, you know, shows on TV and what happens is it's like some weird, like invisible string theory where these people find their family members and sometimes they end up making out with them or being with them.
10:15 Speaker 02 Didn't, wasn't there a couple on TikTok who did testing and they found out they were like sisters?
10:22 Bunnie XO? Yes. It was a lesbian couple.
10:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, it was a lesbian couple.
10:26 Bunnie XO? That's weird.
10:27 Speaker 02 Like, they started like thinking these weird connections were happening.
10:31 Bunnie XO? Oh, no.
10:31 Speaker 02 I did go down that rabbit hole. And when they did bi- the testing came back and they were ninety nine point nine percent relatives and they were sisters.
10:39 Bunnie XO? Long lost, obviously.
10:41 Speaker 02 It was the dad.
10:42 Bunnie XO? Dang.
10:42 Speaker 02 Yeah, or it wasn't ninety nine because it was like the-
10:45 Bunnie XO? The men.
10:45 Speaker 02 The dad was the only relation to it. So whatever that percentage is, to where they had different moms, but the same dad.
10:51 Speaker 01 But at least it wasn't a guy and girl and they hadn't inbred.
10:54 Bunnie XO? Oh, fuck.
10:55 Speaker 02 That happens.
10:57 Speaker 01 Yeah, it happens a lot and people don't know and they just think they're kids.
10:59 Speaker 02 Small towns.
11:00 Bunnie XO? Dude, it happens in the fucking royal palace. Yeah. They're all fucking humping each other.
11:06 Speaker 02 What did you just say?
11:06 Bunnie XO? In the royal palace, they all, you're not allowed to have a child with somebody that it doesn't, isn't in the family. That's how they keep their bloodline going.
11:17 Speaker 02 Yep.
11:17 Bunnie XO? Oh, it's a whole wormhole. Go down that, sister. Keep that in, Jason.
11:20 Speaker 02 How was I the only person in this room that did not know that you're like-
11:23 Bunnie XO? Everyone's just like that era.
11:25 Speaker 01 Well, not because of that, but like I like-
11:29 Speaker 01 Pause. Not because of that, just I like the, I just like, I like the art and I like the, I studied art, so.
11:36 Bunnie XO? Same. That's why a lot of people in the royal family have certain issues.
11:42 Speaker 02 Yes.
11:42 Bunnie XO? Um, because-
11:43 Speaker 01 Like live long.
11:44 Bunnie XO? And don't live long because they're all spawns of each other.
11:49 Speaker 02 I am baffled by this.
11:51 Bunnie XO? That's why they all have really bad health and yeah. Oh, that's crazy. Go down that wormhole tonight, sister.
11:57 Speaker 02 It's a good wormhole. I'm literally going to right after we're done with this.
12:00 Bunnie XO? Alright, I'm going next, you little fucking hobos.
12:05 Bunnie XO? Hold on.
12:06 Speaker 02 I want that as a clip. I put that heating pad on my lap. It made it really sweaty.
12:12 Bunnie XO? I have a heating pad you can use.
12:15 Speaker 02 Jason surprised me with one.
12:18 Bunnie XO? Alright, you guys ready? Yeah. Hey, hey, so a really messed up situation here. When I was sixteen, I met a neighbor guy. He was two years older than me and we started hooking up. It was a short summer fling, never seen him again myself, only heard rumors around town about him because he was a man whore. Fast forward fifteen years later, my mother, she's twenty years older than me, said, "I've been seeing a guy who's younger, his name is Dustin." Of course, my brain goes to, of course, my brain goes to this guy back in the day. I asked her to show me his Facebook picture and it was him. No.
12:58 Bunnie XO? I told my mom, like, dude, I fucked with him back in the day and I was so grossed out. Two months went by and my mom ended up getting herpes from him. So gross and no worries, I'm clean.
13:14 Bunnie XO? Mom got the herp? The gift that keeps on giving. Damn. Yeah, mom got the old herpes syphilis. Wait, didn't you tell me shrimp have herps? Yeah, dude, I'm fucking so tired of TikTok ruining foods for me, dude. Ruining. Shrimp have herpes on them. Hope you know that next time you steal mine. Have you ever looked on the inside of a strawberry? Yeah, you'll never eat those again too if you fucking look, it's and then you ruined fucking bananas for me. Go ahead and tell everybody at home what you told me about freaking bananas. Like, what can we eat, bro?
13:56 Speaker 01 So you're supposed to cut the very end of bananas off because that's where gnats lay their, like, fruit flies lay their eggs?
14:03 Bunnie XO? And it's always, it's always smushy.
14:08 Speaker 01 That's why you get fruit flies.
14:10 Bunnie XO? Because they lay their eggs in the very end.
14:12 Speaker 02 You ruined salmon for me.
14:14 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Oh, I ruined salmon for you?
14:16 Speaker 02 Yeah, remember that video you shared me with the worm in it?
14:19 Bunnie XO? Yeah. You send, you send, you send a lot of foods with worms in it. Listen, it's not my fault. This shit pops up on my fucking FYP dude, and I'm sick of it. Like, I hate it. It's disgusting.
14:32 Speaker 02 What's, um, I want to know about the strawberry.
14:35 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Give it a look, give it a little look see poo. It's just like a hole, right? Jason, insert this, uh, what they're about to say, please, and in here as a clip. You eat strawberries every day. Do strawberries, I know now I do because I don't give a fuck. I'm tired of people, I'm tired of people telling me that I can't eat fucking food. Like, at this point, what, you can't eat rice. What's wrong with it? It looks like a vagina? Nope. Uh, look, um, strawberry under a microscope. Go ahead. Enjoy. Suck on that.
15:06 Speaker 02 Have you guys ever seen where they clean out the underneath of a fingernail and put it under a microscope?
15:10 Bunnie XO? Just doo doo. I'm only seeing the seeds. Stop.
15:17 Speaker 02 Have you never watched that video?
15:18 Bunnie XO? I don't want to. I don't want to. We have them. You know how you avoid that? Don't look at shit under a microscope.
15:24 Bunnie XO? Ashes, ashes are beautiful under a microscope.
15:27 Speaker 02 Really?
15:27 Bunnie XO? Have you ever seen them? Ashes? Yeah, look at this, you look up the strawberry, I'll look at ashes. The seeds, nothing looks scary under it. Oh, my god. You don't got the same. The little spider on it? Oh, it's the little white spiders. You're finding it with buds, we only grow outside. There's more. There's more. You don't have the same flip as me. No one soaks their fruit for 15 minutes?
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16:22 Speaker 01 Baking soda?
16:24 Bunnie XO? Who the fuck has the time to do that?
16:27 Speaker 01 Okay.
16:29 Bunnie XO? Do you do that?
16:30 Speaker 01 Yeah, I have a spinner. You put them all in there and then you
16:34 Bunnie XO? It's white people shit.
16:35 Speaker 01 Then you drain it and then you dry it.
16:37 Bunnie XO? Look at this.
16:46 Bunnie XO? No. Nar.
16:49 Speaker 01 Uh huh. That's where you soak them.
16:52 Bunnie XO? No.
16:53 Speaker 01 I think there's bugs on every fruit.
16:55 Bunnie XO? It's fucking just, it's terrible. I'm tired of it. I don't like it.
16:59 Speaker 01 That would probably burn in your stomach though, right? When you ate it?
17:03 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that's what everybody says, but I mean, who wants to think about eating a fucking slimy worm that they can't see?
17:09 Speaker 01 I'm sure you've eaten a lot in your life and you don't know it.
17:12 Bunnie XO? I definitely swallowed a few spiders.
17:14 Speaker 01 I was gonna say how many spiders you eat when you sleep? A certain amount every year.
17:19 Bunnie XO? Or they crawl in your ears? If you
17:22 Speaker 01 That's my biggest fear.
17:22 Bunnie XO? Okay, so if you're a person who cleans out your ears a lot. Look. Look how beautiful ashes are under a microscope.
17:31 Speaker 01 I'm blind.
17:32 Bunnie XO? I love that. It's like a galaxy. I know. I can't see. Haley, get some fucking glasses.
17:39 Speaker 01 I know.
17:40 Bunnie XO? Damn.
17:41 Speaker 01 You can go to the doctor. Hi, doctor. I actually have glasses.
17:44 Bunnie XO? I just don't want to ruin them. She fucking straight had her eyeballs airing out. What the hell? That was wild.
17:50 Speaker 01 Yeah.
17:53 Bunnie XO? What in the fuck? I need to go to the doctor.
17:56 Speaker 01 Yeah. Have a good time.
17:57 Bunnie XO? Mm hmm.
17:58 Speaker 01 So I used to do things for money.
18:00 Bunnie XO? Oh, God. I knew you were gonna fucking savor in this one. This is right up your alley.
18:06 Speaker 01 Yeah. Anyways, I had this guy who I used to peg. He lived in his mom's apartment, but he had all the hardware. Uh, so I'm going to town on him because I used to get into it. Anything for some cash. I guess I'm a freak. So I'm going to town and he literally shit all over the place. I'm not kidding. It was the most disgusting thing in my life. His whole room smelled. It was all over the place, even on me. I took the hottest, longest shower ever, then I never, ever answered his calls again. Staying anonymous.
18:37 Bunnie XO? My question is, was it explosive diarrhea? Like, how did it go everywhere like that? If it was a log, I could understand, or like little- I'd rather have a log. I'd rather have little, little tiny shitballs.
18:48 Speaker 02 And you open it, that's similar to-
18:51 Bunnie XO? Did she shake him?
18:52 Speaker 02 I mean, if you're fucking him.
18:54 Bunnie XO? Okay, but, but before you get anal, you're supposed to clean your asshole out.
18:59 Speaker 02 I doubt someone who's paying for it thought that far ahead.
19:03 Bunnie XO? What do you mean? That's, they're used to it, they know what happens.
19:07 Speaker 02 Yeah, I feel like he was like, you know what? I'm just gonna let it ride.
19:11 Bunnie XO? Oh.
19:14 Bunnie XO? Let it ride.
19:15 Speaker 02 Yeah, I've talked about pegging way too much today, this is weird.
19:18 Bunnie XO? Would you peg Jason?
19:19 Speaker 02 He won't let me.
19:21 Bunnie XO? Would you, if he let you?
19:23 Speaker 02 Yeah.
19:24 Bunnie XO? Hey!
19:31 Speaker 02 He would never, he won't even let me see his butthole.
19:33 Bunnie XO? I was just passed out for laughing too hard.
19:42 Bunnie XO? Have you guys ever seen Beauty and the Beast? And that one part where she says something and he goes, "Hmm." That is exactly what Haley just did, dude. It was so funny, dude.
19:54 Speaker 02 He's gonna edit this and be like, "What the fuck."
19:56 Bunnie XO? Yeah, he's gonna be like, dude, can we cut this entire part? He's gonna cut this out without us even saying it. Alright, well, on that note, we're delirious and we're exhausted from the week we've had, but we are going to scoop John out of here. See you guys next week, toodleoo, bye.
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