This Is My Deal Here, Wade

Conan talks to Max from Fargo, ND about working as a meteorologist, storm chasing, and what to do if you think a tornado is headed your way. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply

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• 1:20Speaker 02

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• 1:30Speaker 03

  Hey, Max, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan.

• 1:32Speaker 04

  Hey, David.

• 1:33Conan O'Brien?

  Hey, Max, how are you?

• 1:34Speaker 04

  I'm trying to stay warm.

• 1:36Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, okay. Uh, well, you're indoors. Do you not have heating? What's going on?

• 1:43Speaker 04

  Uh, I guess that hasn't made its way to my part of the country yet.

• 1:47Conan O'Brien?

  Where are you, sir? Where are you right now?

• 1:49Speaker 04

  I'm in Fargo, North Dakota.

• 1:51Conan O'Brien?

  Ah, Fargo.

• 1:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:53Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, that's my favorite movie, by the way. Uh, it really is one of my favorite movies.

• 1:58Speaker 04

  It's a good movie.

• 1:58Conan O'Brien?

  I love Fargo. Um, I wish you talked like that in the movie. It's my deal here, G. Hey, Wade. Hey, Wade. No, this is my deal here, C. No, no, we talked about this.

• 2:10Speaker 04

  There might need to be some incentive for me to talk like Margie.

• 2:13Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, that's okay. I, I, well, no, we're not gonna get into some sort of sex game. That's not gonna happen.

• 2:18Speaker 03

  Do you want money, Wilson? You can Venmo him.

• 2:21Conan O'Brien?

  No, no, no, I'm not giving him any money for this. I think this is just an excuse for me to see, it's my deal here, Wade. No, no, I mean, I'm sorry, I, I-

• 2:29Speaker 04

  What accent is that?

• 2:32Conan O'Brien?

  It's Fargo. It's Fargo.

• 2:34Speaker 04

  Are you sure?

• 2:35Conan O'Brien?

  I'm sure. Hey, you know, I'm sorry, you don't sound at all like anyone from the movie Fargo.

• 2:39Speaker 03

  He auditioned?

• 2:40Speaker 04

  I don't know if I agree with your police work 100% there, Lou.

• 2:43Conan O'Brien?

  Hey, yay, yay, Max. See, what I was doing was a trick to get you to do that. And my bad Fargo accent brought out your good one, and so I win this round. I love that. I love that.

• 3:01Speaker 04

  You don't owe me any money.

• 3:03Conan O'Brien?

  So, Max, what do you do? What's your, what's, besides, uh, living in an apartment that has no central heating, what do you do with yourself, my friend?

• 3:12Speaker 04

  Uh, I'm a meteorologist.

• 3:14Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, cool. That's cool. And, and, uh, you're a meteorologist. Are you on the radio? Are you on television? Where do you do your meteorology?

• 3:23Speaker 04

  I am on television. I'm on the Fox-affiliated TV station in Fargo.

• 3:28Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, very cool. Um, and because it's Fox, do they encourage you to put like a political slant?

• 3:36Conan O'Brien?

  Like, oh, there's a, there's a bad storm coming from

• 3:41Conan O'Brien?

  the left wing. Oh, the left wings-

• 3:44Speaker 03

  Left wing, from the left wing.

• 3:46Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, the left wing of the state. There's a bad kooky storm, but don't worry. No, it's becoming Irish.

• 3:53Conan O'Brien?

  It's my deal here. Hey, no, no, Wade, we talked about it. It's my deal here. If I stick to my deal here, I think I got the accent.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  Just repeat that over and over again?

• 4:00Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, I think so.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 4:02Conan O'Brien?

  Um, like you're from the Midwest. Oh, wait, you are. You're from, uh, Southern Illinois.

• 4:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, that's true.

• 4:08Conan O'Brien?

  Um, Max, I'm sorry, uh, you're a meteorologist, and I'm gonna try to bring some sanity. I think you've upended this conversation with your nonsense.

• 4:16Speaker 04

  Oh, I think that's a load of bullshit.

• 4:18Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, hey. Wow, Jesus. All right, you just take it easy. Uh, you're a meteorologist.

• 4:24Speaker 04

  I'm on TV, I don't have to take this.

• 4:25Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, you're right. I have the highest respect for you, Max. I think you've lost control. You've lost the feeling in your extremities from the severe cold.

• 4:34Conan O'Brien?

  So you are in the studio, you are doing the weather. Is the weather usually the same in Fargo? Does it get boring? You know, there's that old joke about it's really boring to be a a weatherman in Los Angeles because it's always 72 degrees and fairly pleasant. What about, uh, in Fargo?

• 4:52Speaker 04

  It's, um, we do have the periods where it'll get a little bit boring, but those are fairly few and far between. Right now, it's, you know, we've got almost 60 mile an hour wind gusts and blizzard warnings, so it's, uh, you know, it's a good weather day to be a meteorologist, but not a good day for pretty much anyone else who wants to do anything around town, because it's not, it's not great.

• 5:13Conan O'Brien?

  Well, bad luck for other people is good luck for you, because you get to say.

• 5:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, pretty much.

• 5:18Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, it's a big storm coming there, Wade. Um, I'm gonna keep going at it. I'm gonna keep going at it. There's no way to stop me. So, um, okay, what kind of, uh, do you get outside the studio much? I mean, are you mostly there in front of the green screen, pointing to things like low pressure system, high pressure system, uh, snowflakes, that kind of thing?

• 5:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, each individual snowflake that comes down, I'm typically outside the studio pointing. Here's one, here's two.

• 5:48Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, listen to me, you son of a bitch. I'm gonna climb through this, I'm gonna climb through this microphone and come and get you. You understand me? Don't you sass me, young man, all right? I'm 98 years old, I've served this country bravely in World War II, and you're gonna treat me with respect. None of your sass now. This is my deal here, Wade!

• 6:05Speaker 04

  Oh, no!

• 6:06Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, my lord.

• 6:08Speaker 04

  No, I'm in front of the green screen most of the time.

• 6:11Conan O'Brien?

  Right. And, uh, do you have to ad lib a lot? Is that, because sometimes I would think you're there and, I don't mean to put down your anchor, because I don't know who your anchor is, but what if your anchor just is trying to be funny and you gotta kind of have to play off your anchor, who I'm just assuming is, you know, he's, come on, you're a funny guy, Max. You're calling in, you're clearly a fan, you've already had some good quips. You've put me in my place. What if your anchor's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, and you have to deal with that? What do you do?

• 6:39Speaker 04

  Fortunately, that hasn't happened too frequently, but when you're on air, it's always professional. And, um.

• 6:45Conan O'Brien?

  I have no experience with that. I don't know what you're talking about, Max.

• 6:50Speaker 04

  Stick with me, baby. You're gonna learn some things.

• 6:55Speaker 04

  Um, and one thing, you know, the news anchors, when they're reading the news, they're reading off of script. They're reading off a prompter. When I'm doing the weather, it's all free form.

• 7:03Conan O'Brien?

  Exactly, exactly. You're going commando, right. There's, uh.

• 7:08Speaker 04

  Well, no, no, seriously, you're letting, you're letting the old pendulum swing, if you know what I mean. Those guys are locked in. They're just locked in.

• 7:23Speaker 04

  Now the weather, you know, and they'll read it. Do you know what I mean? It's, uh, that's, that's what it is.

• 7:27Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah. It's like the movie Anchorman. You just put it on the prompter and they'll read it. Um, do you get outside the studio much? Do you ever get a chance to get outside and have some excitement?

• 7:38Speaker 04

  Uh, well, every once in a while for work, I'll, uh, you know, do the weather from outside. But when I'm not working, especially when it's, you know, warm out and spring, summer, uh, something I really, really like to do, and as I've been doing for a while, is I go storm chasing. I go driving around looking for tornadoes.

• 7:55Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, really? That's cool. I've never talked to someone who really does that. Of course, there are the famous iconic movies about storm chasing. How inaccurate are those movies? I'm guessing they are fairly inaccurate.

• 8:06Speaker 04

  Well, the original Twister, there's, they take a whole, a lot of liberties with it. The newest one is a little bit more accurate, but it's definitely not just jam-packed balls-to-the-wall action 24/7. It's, it's more so, um, you know, you're, you're spending a lot of time in a car just driving around, or if you're just hanging out in a field playing catch with a baseball, waiting for storms to go up. But then it's that 1% when the storms are actually going up. That is just the, the sheer adrenaline rush of storm chasing.

• 8:39Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, Max, paint the picture for me. You hear there's a tornado, or the conditions are right for a tornado, and then it comes in over the radio, the tornado is setting down over near, you know, Cobbler's Grove. And, um, and you say, "Let's go, gang," and you all hit the gas and you head towards the tornado. Is that correct?

• 8:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:59Conan O'Brien?

  Whoa, look at that. Is that something you just got off online? Or?

• 9:05Speaker 04

  No, believe it or not, I took this.

• 9:07Conan O'Brien?

  So you took that photo and you got that close to a tornado? Now, um, what if that thing had suddenly started heading? You know the way when a bear attacks you? If it's a black bear, you're supposed to do this. If it's a brown bear, you're supposed to do that. What do you do if you think a tornado is headed your way? Is there, is there something I should know that might save my life in the future?

• 9:27Speaker 04

  Uh, the, the biggest thing is if you're not sure if the tornado is heading your way or not, uh, is to find a stationary object and just have the tornado in relation to that stationary object, line it up. And if the tornado is moving to the right of that object, it's gonna pass to your right. If it's moving to the left of that object, it's gonna pass to your left. But if it's just appears to be getting bigger, it's coming straight at you.

• 9:53Conan O'Brien?

  Right.

• 9:53Speaker 04

  And that's not good news.

• 9:54Conan O'Brien?

  Now.

• 9:54Speaker 04

  That means you, you just gotta book it.

• 9:57Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, let me ask you a question. Cause this, this is something that I've thought about and I, I think about a lot of things. I'm a thoughtful man and, uh.

• 10:07Speaker 04

  So I've heard.

• 10:08Conan O'Brien?

  Um, when, you know, when there's a big wave coming towards you, you can try to run away from it, but sometimes that's the worst thing you can do. Sometimes you should turn and you should dive into the wave. Would it ever be a good idea? Let me finish. You don't know where I'm going with this. To dive into the tornado.

• 10:28Speaker 04

  Well.

• 10:28Conan O'Brien?

  No, and just go with it and like ascend, ascend, ascend. And there's cows swirling around you moo moo. And there's other people from Fargo. Hey, it's my, my deal here, Wade. No, Wade, it's my, hey, no, Wade, I talked to these guys. They mean business. It's my deal here, Wade. And moo moo. And you just ascend through them. Is that a possibility?

• 10:51Speaker 04

  I'm surprised you left out Dorothy and Toto in that analogy as well.

• 10:54Conan O'Brien?

  Uh, they're not, they're not as much fun as Fargo. You know, it's just not as much fun.

• 10:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's old news.

• 11:01Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 11:11Conan O'Brien?

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• 11:16Speaker 02

  Are you gonna do a bit?

• 11:17Conan O'Brien?

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• 11:19Speaker 02

  I had that and then I replaced it and yes, I use it all the time.

• 11:22Conan O'Brien?

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• 11:31Speaker 02

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• 11:32Conan O'Brien?

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• 11:39Speaker 02

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• 12:03Speaker 05

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• 12:14Conan O'Brien?

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• 12:16Speaker 05

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• 12:34Speaker 02

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• 13:04Speaker 02

  Same.

• 13:04Conan O'Brien?

  Especially when I'm back in the Northeast driving around. I mean, I grew up with that.

• 13:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:08Conan O'Brien?

  Cars were red, the salt on the road, people throwing rocks at me.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  What?

• 13:13Conan O'Brien?

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• 13:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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• 13:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:40Conan O'Brien?

  And the salt would eat away the car. We actually did have a Chevy. My dad had a Chevy Impala and the floor rusted out and you could see the road going by.

• 13:47Speaker 02

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• 14:00Conan O'Brien?

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• 14:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:03Conan O'Brien?

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• 14:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:05Conan O'Brien?

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• 14:11Speaker 02

  A vase.

• 14:12Conan O'Brien?

  No, I don't want a vase. I want something better.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  A jacket.

• 14:16Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, nice jacket. I love a nice jacket.

• 14:18Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that jacket, nice jacket.

• 14:19Conan O'Brien?

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• 14:20Speaker 02

  Aw, man, I didn't know you were doing that.

• 14:22Conan O'Brien?

  Well, I know the holidays, I know the holidays are months away, but it's never too early, Sona, to find gifts that I will love, gifts I will wear, and surprises that make the season unforgettable for me.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

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• 16:12Speaker 04

  Well, you know what, Conan? You can come out storm chasing and we'll let you dive into a tornado and we'll see how it goes.

• 16:19Conan O'Brien?

  Um, I would, first of all, I would do it because I am very.

• 16:23Speaker 04

  I, I do stupid things.

• 16:25Conan O'Brien?

  And if it's for a bit, and I think it'll, it'll make people happy, I'll do it. And, um, and you'll just find a red wig later on and some bits of flesh. That's fascinating that you go chasing after the storms and you don't feel endangered when you're doing that. Even if you see a tornado, you think, oh, it's a pretty good chance. It's not going to come our way.

• 16:45Speaker 04

  No, I've been doing it long enough where I have a pretty good handling on being able to look at what I'm seeing in front of me and know if I'm in a good position or a bad position. That, you know, there's been a couple of times where, uh, you know, maybe we're rolling into a town and we're getting reports that the tornado is rolling into the same town we're driving through. But we can't see as much because there's trees, there's hills, and we got to try to find somewhere to get visual of the tornado. Those moments are definitely a lot more scary just because you can't see it. You don't know where it is, uh, and you're trying to get visual on it. Those are definitely when the blood pressure kind of goes up a little bit more.

• 17:24Conan O'Brien?

  Isn't there an app that will tell you, uh, where the tornado is? And there's an app for everything. And if there isn't, you should invent one. But there should be an app that tells you there's a tornado and it's, it's six feet that way. And there's a little arrow.

• 17:39Speaker 04

  Well, I don't know if it can, if it can be that precise, but there are, you know, when we're chasing, I've got the weather radar in front of me and I can see where we are in position in relation to the storm. I've got the National Weather Service chat room open, so I can see what other meteorologists are saying. So that's always a big help, but until you can actually see it for yourself, because weather radar can only go so far, especially if you're far away from a radar.

• 18:05Conan O'Brien?

  Gotcha.

• 18:06Speaker 04

  It's, you're not getting the best picture.

• 18:07Conan O'Brien?

  You can't just rely on, and I'm guessing it's a Doppler?

• 18:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:11Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 18:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, you know the terms.

• 18:12Conan O'Brien?

  Well, whatever. I pretty much helped invent the technology.

• 18:18Speaker 04

  Oh, you're that Conan?

• 18:20Conan O'Brien?

  Yes.

• 18:21Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 18:22Conan O'Brien?

  Conan Orion.

• 18:23Speaker 04

  Oh, Conan Doppler Orion, okay.

• 18:27Conan O'Brien?

  Um, you, you seem like a happy chappy Max. Life good, is, is life good for you? You enjoy your life? You're a young fellow, you're, you're part of a proud guild of meteorologists? It's, I don't know, I'm impressed. I mean, you're, you know, you mean?

• 18:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:43Conan O'Brien?

  Sometimes you think, oh, you're gonna talk to a meteorologist, it's gonna be some crusty 65-year-old guy who's like, "I, I remember the tornado of 57." Like, oh, Jesus, this guy again. But look at you, you're a very young guy and this is, this is pretty cool.

• 18:59Speaker 04

  How did you know a tornado went through Fargo in 1957?

• 19:03Conan O'Brien?

  I know a lot about tornadoes. And I know a lot about Fargo.

• 19:06Speaker 04

  And Fargo?

• 19:07Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:07Speaker 04

  And Fargo, except how to do an accent.

• 19:09Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, I think my accent is so good, it scares the shit out of you. And I'll be honest with you, I can tell you, just, I can see the color drain from you every time I go, "That's right, hey, it's my deal you're with."

• 19:20Speaker 04

  There it is. There goes the color.

• 19:24Conan O'Brien?

  Uh.

• 19:24Speaker 04

  I just live in Fargo, so I'm very, very white.

• 19:26Conan O'Brien?

  Do you have, uh, do you have family? What's, what's going on in your life, your social life?

• 19:32Speaker 04

  Uh, my, so I grew up in the Twin Cities. It's, you know, pretty close by a couple hour drive into Minnesota. So most of my family is in the Twin Cities, so get home. When I can, basically, it's it's not always easy to get home, see my family, but otherwise, you know, it's when I'm around town here in Fargo, it's I've got, I'm really big into photography, so I'm taking pictures and that's, you know, obviously, you saw the photo that I took, I'm taking pictures of the storms and and then this past summer, I got really big into starting to take film photography as well.

• 20:09Speaker 03

  Oh, OK.

• 20:10Conan O'Brien?

  I'm just curious, do you ever get together with the other meteorologists? I mean, and is there a rivalry? There must be other meteorologists in town from other stations, and is there is there rivalry between you guys?

• 20:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, you've seen Fight Club, right?

• 20:22Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah. Sure.

• 20:25Speaker 03

  I love this already?

• 20:26Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 20:28Speaker 04

  Well, the first two rules is I can't talk about it, so.

• 20:31Conan O'Brien?

  Sure.

• 20:32Speaker 04

  But I'll let your imagination kind of roam.

• 20:34Conan O'Brien?

  Hey, Wade, first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club, Wade.

• 20:38Speaker 03

  Make it stop.

• 20:40Conan O'Brien?

  I'm sorry, I just wanted to put a little Fargo spin on it.

• 20:43Speaker 04

  Um, we punch each other and then say sorry.

• 20:46Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, sorry.

• 20:49Conan O'Brien?

  All right, so it sounds like life is good. Do you have a question for me? Is there a way I can help you? I'd like to help you, Max, in any way that I can. I'd like to use what skills I have. I'm a humble man, as you can tell.

• 21:04Speaker 03

  Sounds all humble men.

• 21:06Speaker 04

  Yep, that's a sign of a humble man when they tell you.

• 21:10Conan O'Brien?

  Yep.

• 21:10Speaker 04

  Um, well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna maybe break the rules a little bit. I'm gonna ask two questions, because I think you're probably not gonna have a great answer for the first one that I'm probably not gonna use. You have any advice?

• 21:26Conan O'Brien?

  Go ahead.

• 21:27Speaker 04

  Any advice to kind of spice up maybe my on-air weather forecasting?

• 21:32Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, well, first of all, what are you wearing when you do the weather forecasting?

• 21:38Speaker 04

  Clothes.

• 21:38Conan O'Brien?

  No, but come on, what are you wearing? How are you dressed?

• 21:41Speaker 04

  A suit.

• 21:41Conan O'Brien?

  You, you wear a suit? Do you have to wear a suit? I mean, you're a young guy and you're, and, and times are changing fast. And you're working on a local station and you might want to make a splash. You might want to jazz it up a little bit. Maybe you want to go with something, uh, I don't know, a little more au courant. You know what I'm saying? Maybe you want to dress more like you would out on the street or out if you were going to a club. There must be a cool club near you, he said, not sure at all that there was. Um, you might-

• 22:08Speaker 03

  Like a shiny shirt, something that pops?

• 22:10Conan O'Brien?

  Or, or whatever, you, you know, a hoodie or whatever. I mean, you've got to, what you have to do is separate yourself from all the other people in suits that are saying that there's some, an ice storm moving in and it's going to be cold tomorrow. You've got to pop. And if that means you get some fashion forward glasses à la Jeff Goldblum, whatever you've got to do, you should do that, is in my opinion. And you said my first answer was going to blow, but it didn't. It's exactly what you should do. Not that you're not rocking the world right now in your black t-shirt, but let me tell you something, buddy boy. If you want to make it, you've got to shake things up a little bit.

• 22:48Speaker 04

  I, I'm surprised. That was, that was surprisingly better than what I thought I was going to get.

• 22:52Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 22:53Speaker 04

  I thought it was going to be, you know, don't wear pants and underwear. Something like that.

• 22:56Conan O'Brien?

  No, what am I, I'm not some perv, you know? You're the guy chasing, you're the guy chasing storms around. They probably have a restraining order out against you. Um.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  The storms have a restraining order?

• 23:08Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, it's a tornado that's like-

• 23:09Speaker 03

  They can talk?

• 23:10Conan O'Brien?

  They're like, that creep is-

• 23:13Speaker 03

  Paperwork just starts flying out?

• 23:15Conan O'Brien?

  I'm just trying to fly some cows around. And it's that creep again in his, in his van, taking a picture of me. Storm chaser. Storm perv, more like it.

• 23:29Conan O'Brien?

  All right, Max, you get one more question.

• 23:32Speaker 04

  All right. Conan, when are you coming out going storm chasing with me?

• 23:35Conan O'Brien?

  Well, not that you don't make it very enticing, because you've you've pretty much explained to me that nothing happens 99% of the time, and most of your crips have been insults. So I'm coming out right away.

• 23:50Speaker 03

  Maybe he has like good snacks in the car while you sit and wait?

• 23:53Conan O'Brien?

  I mean, that's the problem is I would go storm chasing with you, but I have a feeling that how are we gonna time this? When is good tornado season? Is it the spring, summer?

• 24:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, April, May, June.

• 24:04Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, I'm gonna lock off those three months. I'm gonna get a best western in downtown Fargo. I'm gonna walk around going, "It's my deal here, Wade."

• 24:15Conan O'Brien?

  And, uh, and then we'll wait for something to happen and then we'll jump in the you and I can jump in the van together, having said that in a while.

• 24:26Conan O'Brien?

  Sorry. And fire up the old Doppler. Is it a 1780? What kind of Doppler is it? What do you got there?

• 24:32Speaker 04

  It's, uh, I got the 1800 model.

• 24:34Conan O'Brien?

  Those are fantastic. Those are great.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:37Conan O'Brien?

  Just make sure. Well, you probably have already looked into it. You gotta use the correct megahertz.

• 24:44Conan O'Brien?

  Max, I'm gonna sign off now. It was very nice talking to you. And I like the cut of your jib. You seem like a fine lad. Really think seriously about what I said about changing it up a little bit, dressing

• 24:57Conan O'Brien?

  a little fashion forward. Separate yourself from the herd, is what I'm gonna say. Because the rest of that people in that station are going down, going down hard. You wanna survive, okay? You're young, and accentuate your youth. That's what I say to you.

• 25:09Speaker 04

  I'm a survivor.

• 25:10Conan O'Brien?

  You're a survivor. Exactly. All right? I think we're good here.

• 25:14Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 25:16Conan O'Brien?

  I'm gonna ask you to go and look into some indoor heating, if that's possible.

• 25:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, we'll see. We'll see about that. Some people like it cold.

• 25:24Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:25Speaker 04

  I'm not one of them.

• 25:26Conan O'Brien?

  Nope. Not at all. Not at all. I think it's good to have, especially in Fargo, probably some kind of heating. Because the alternative is death. Max, I hope you survive the winter. And I sincerely doubt you will. Yeah. But if not, I'll come by when we'll chop you up into slices and use chunks of your flesh to cool our drinks. Max?

• 25:46Speaker 04

  Tell my family I love them.

• 25:48Conan O'Brien?

  Well, I don't know them, and I'm not sure you do.

• 25:52Conan O'Brien?

  Max, I'm ending this.

• 25:53Speaker 04

  I tried.

• 25:54Conan O'Brien?

  I've tried several times to end it. And I just want you to say, and if we go out on one thing, it's, it's my deal here, Wade!

• 26:02Conan O'Brien?

  Thanks, Max. Bye, Max.

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  No, but I feel like we need it.

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