Santino turns 43? w/ Funny Marco

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long-distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola, for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  Forty-three, I'm forty-two. This is wrong, and oh my God, look at this guy. Optera. He's got his kneecap, uh, kneecap Balaclava on.

• 0:51Speaker 04

  Balaklava.

• 0:52Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty cool, man.

• 0:53Speaker 04

  I just had to teach Carlos how to say that word. He couldn't do it.

• 0:56Andrew Santino?

  I like that you're covering your face.

• 0:58Speaker 04

  Baklava? Balaklava.

• 1:00Andrew Santino?

  No, balaklava. A baklava is-

• 1:01Bobby Lee?

  I love baklava.

• 1:02Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 1:03Bobby Lee?

  I love the Greek dessert.

• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  And also give it up for the return. We haven't seen him in a long time, of Richard.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I had to coerce him to come here. I was at Seven Ekkies today. I saw Richie, just, you know, I don't know what he does there, but he was just kind of wandering around, and I go, "You gotta come back to Bad Friends." He's like, "Well, if George allows me."

• 1:20Andrew Santino?

  George, George doesn't own you. You can do whatever you want.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  Well, I- He took his passport, so. Yeah. I take my orders from Seven Ekkies. Actually, I mean, my loyalty's to Andres, to be honest.

• 1:32Bobby Lee?

  Your loyalty is not to us?

• 1:33Speaker 02

  Well, no, it's you, but it's to Andres.

• 1:35Bobby Lee?

  Without us, no Seven Ekkies!

• 1:37Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, but without Andres, it's me.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  It crumbles. What?

• 1:39Speaker 02

  Without him, no me.

• 1:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but without us, no Andres.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  No anybody.

• 1:43Andrew Santino?

  Hey, man, it all comes back to us, okay?

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, today is, uh, what a glorious day because, um, our pal here, you know? The Paul Simon of the group.

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm the Garfunk.

• 1:56Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:56Andrew Santino?

  I'm the Garfunkel. Who, are they both still alive?

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they are.

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, then we're, you know what? You know who we are? If we were Motley Crue.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 2:05Andrew Santino?

  You're Tommy.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  For sure, Tommy.

• 2:08Andrew Santino?

  And who am I?

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  I'm the, I'm the roadie.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  You're the roadie, dude.

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  Loading it in. Just loading in. That's all I do. I'm loading it in, loading it out.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  Is Nikki Sixx in it?

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Nikki Sixx.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  You're Nikki Sixx.

• 2:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm Nikki Five.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You're Nikki Forty-three.

• 2:26Andrew Santino?

  Johnny Five, stay alive. Yeah, I rewatched Blow last night, by the way.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, never, never seen it.

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  Please watch it.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Is cocaine driven?

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  Yo ya.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  You had the wrong dream, George.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Who's in Blow?

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz. It made me forget how dope Penelope Cruz was. It reminded me, I'm sorry. She's unbelievable.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, I was having a speech prepared.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'm sorry. Give a speech.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  Sorry.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Our honey baby here. What a voyage and what a journey. And what a adventure that you've been on.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  For forty-two years.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, from the projects.

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  From, yeah, from the bottom, from the projects.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  From the Chicago projects.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  From the hood, yeah.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  To elite status. Good man, good man.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Um, athlete.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Athletic, yeah.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, comrade.

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  Comrade.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, destroyer.

• 3:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  And healer.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  And healer. I'll do both.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  I like that.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Cambodian Freedom Fighter.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  CFF?

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's right, dude. And, you know, um, you mean so much to me.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  You're one of my best friends in the whole world. And, you know, we've had our differences.

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  Big differences.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  Big, big differences.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Big differences, but, um, we've had our moments as well.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  I think that's what makes a good friendship.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. And so why don't we give, um, my comrade here a happy birth-

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  I like it. I'm really enjoying it.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  A happy birthday, you know what I mean? So, um, yeah, come on, hurry. What the fuck are you doing, man?

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  He's always slow.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  Always slow on the upswing, that kid.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  He's the binder, the creator.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  Trapper keeper? No, fill time. I like it. No, you're good at this. You can fill time.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you float distance. You do. You float distance.

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  Hell, yeah.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  And you create havoc within two means. And the two means are two buttons. And the two buttons are life. Yeah, baby.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  He's the order. You're the order of all smiths. Oh, he's the order and you're the chaos. Yeah. But, you know, you'd be the head smith in some village. I'll tell you that right now.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Where do you get the best axes, Andrew? Where do you get, you know what I mean, the clogs for the horses? I don't know what you call them.

• 4:45Andrew Santino?

  No clogs. Yeah, they were clogs.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Stirrups, dude. You go to Andrew, right? I'm the, uh, I churn butter in that village. But I come to you for the arrows. I don't know. What else do they do there?

• 4:57Andrew Santino?

  You're doing good.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you're a locksmith as well.

• 5:01Andrew Santino?

  I really, I fix everything.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  You can break into houses as well.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. You make the best lockspicks in the village.

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  The best lockspicks in the whole village?

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And the wizard? The wizard that lives there?

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  Of Oz?

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  Your best friend.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  I'm friends with the wizard.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're friends with the wizard.

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  You're friends with the, um, the ladies that sing the songs. In the church, the sirens. Exactly, the sirens, yeah.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  That's you.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  So I'm important to the village?

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  You're important to it all.

• 5:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and guess what?

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  Guess what?

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna be mayor of this village. And then, the emperor, he sees your good deeds and your good works.

• 5:41Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, sir.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  And he promotes you.

• 5:43Andrew Santino?

  To?

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Clergy.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  I'm now a part of...

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  You're a part of the clergy.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  I feel like that's down, clergyman.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  But you'll move him up.

• 5:50Andrew Santino?

  I move it up.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  I elect to move it up.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  The bishop is very... Happy birthday, thank God. For to you, happy birthday, dear Andrew.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday to you. So much more.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  Yes! Success! What is this? Tiramisu.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  Tiramisu.

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's my favorite.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Let's get the gifts out.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  It's my favorite thing.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  The gift out.

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, do I love tiramisu.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Love tiramisu. Very nice.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  This is the best tiramisu in Los Angeles, as they say? Is that true, Fancy?

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Yep. Bishop Santino.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  Yes, my son?

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  You were once a smith.

• 6:37Andrew Santino?

  I was once a smith.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  Defeated the wizard in the old battle of ages. You created axes and swords and horse clogs. You mean? Best smith in the business.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  And you were clergy, you moved yourself up to bishop.

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  And we would like to say happy birthday to you, my bishop, Bishop Santino.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. Wow!

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  My lord.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  An envelope!

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  An envelope.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  Inside is a card with a little golf club.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 7:05Andrew Santino?

  This is from Tacoma Spa. Wow! Happy birthday from your pals at Bad Friends, Bobby, Carlos, Fancy, McConan, and sometimes Rudy. And this is to the spa. This is incredible.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  Thank you so very much.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  You deserve it, Bishop.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  I would like a little spa. And this says, McConan, much love. Carlos, love ya. Happy birthday from Richie Feliz Coplianos. Jefe? El jefe?

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  Am I el jefe?

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Did Richie sign it?

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  And this is beautiful. Richie didn't, and I gotta tell ya, happy he didn't. I don't want his signature.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday, pal.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, I love you.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  And I have to say-

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  This is all I want. Just a little massage, a little spa time for the kid.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  I have some things coming.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  I know you do. You're the best gift giver.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm the best gift giver. So, anyway, hurrah, hurrah! Hurrah, hurrah! Happy birthday, hurrah!

• 7:57Andrew Santino?

  My favorite thing about our birthdays going back to back like this?

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  Is that the whole episode is about your birthday? And mine is less than two minutes. Mine is literally-

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no, hurrah, hurrah!

• 8:08Andrew Santino?

  They're bored.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He's bored already. Bravo! Mmm, good tiramisu.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  You know-

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  McConan, think this one?

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  Let me reflect on birthdays real fast.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  We don't give a shit.

• 8:20Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  It is a very good tiramisu.

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  It's phenomenal.

• 8:24Andrew Santino?

  What's the name of the place?

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Giovanni's. Giovanni's. Very nice.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  A good birthday it will be. You know what? You want to know what I'm doing for my birthday?

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  I'd like to know, Bishop, please.

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm going to, of all places, Albuquerque to go see the Hot Air Balloon Festival and go in a hot air balloon. Have you ever seen this?

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  No, but be careful.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's one of the, it's one of the most beautiful events I think I've ever seen. Don and buckle. Look at how pretty that is.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  What'd you say?

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  Don and buckle. Don and back.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  Don and buckle, okay.

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  But it's beautiful. It's right, it's early in the morning, you go at dawn and you see all the balloons arise.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Have you really done this before?

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  I'm about to go do this.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  You've never done it before?

• 9:04Andrew Santino?

  Um, no, I'm gonna go do this, but it looks incredible. Hundreds of balloons in the sky.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not scared at all?

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  Why would I be?

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a high-quality balloon?

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  We got a mid-level.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  A mid-level balloon.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:16Andrew Santino?

  It was on discount.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Now, how does that work?

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  Let's bring up some accidents. There we go.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  That's you.

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  That's me.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Now, if that happens, what, what would you do?

• 9:27Andrew Santino?

  2025 Santa Catarina Hot Air Balloon Crash, June 21st, hot air balloon caught fire, crashed, okay.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  A kill, well, look in, look inward, killing eight of the 21 people. Come on, that's not bad. Good chance. I think I'd be one of the others, don't you think? Five non-fatal injuries.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  Non-fatal. So they, okay, so honestly, yeah, a couple of people got dinged. 2013 Luxor Hot Air Balloon Crash, alright, so that's been a long time, so.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  You know what? In 2013, that's a long time to 2025, they were due. Yeah. And they got it out of the way this year.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's the old, old-school one from the black and white, what was that called again?

• 10:02Andrew Santino?

  Hindenburg.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  The Hindenburg, yes, I remember that one, yeah. The Hindenburg.

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  Hate to tell you, that was not a hot air balloon.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, how many people died on the Hindenburg?

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  Hindenburg.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  Hindenburg.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  Uh, the Hindenburg was down in, in, uh, May 6, 1937, Manchester.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Thirty-six deaths, and let me guess, all white?

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  All white?

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  All white?

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know what that thing was filled with, right?

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Black sadness?

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  Black sadness? What is it? What is that?

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Can I just precaution?

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  I'm ready to go.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  No precaution.

• 10:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm 42, this says 43, I'm ready to go.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Is it?

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't even get that right. McCon, you've stayed at my house.

• 10:38Speaker 04

  It wasn't McCon.

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  Who was it?

• 10:40Speaker 04

  It was me.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  You think I'm 43?

• 10:43Speaker 04

  I, I heard you say 42.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, that's, you did say the other day.

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  I am 42, because it's my birthday.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. 41, pretty good.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Wow, what incredible.

• 10:51Andrew Santino?

  You know what I'm looking forward to?

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  What? 43.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  43.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, looking forward to 43.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  You're looking forward to 43.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Now, in this, may I ask? Upcoming year, what do you expect here? 42.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  What do I expect in my 43s?

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are some goals?

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  The Bad Friends animated show to get lifted off the ground, so we can finally start making that masterpiece.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bad Friends.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  Bad Friends Animated?

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  Um, I'm excited to start touring again and doing new material. Scared, out of my mind. I'm excited for the Bobby Lee stand-up special taping.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  Very excited for that.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  Um, and I'm more, I'm even more excited to take the entire summer off next year. No shows, no podcasts, no nothing. I'm gone. For three and a half months.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Where you go, where are you going?

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm turning off my phone and I'm disappearing.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:40Speaker 04

  That might interfere with work.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't matter to me.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is all work.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, we'll have to backlog.

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well then, are we done?

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get a new host. A co-host.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  Now you're excited.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Taylor Williamson.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't know who else. He's the only one available. Taylor Williamson.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  He is great.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, you know, I too want to have a, I want to do a, um, what do you call it? Um, when you, when you go dark in a cave.

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  A little sadness retreat?

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, a darkness retreat.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Have you seen those?

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  I want to do that. I want to, I would love to try the one you and I, we should go together, try to do the one where you don't speak for five days.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  That'd be

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  I'd love that.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  Fucking impossible.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  You don't talk for five, Neil Brennan did it, I think.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  You voluntarily go to this thing and you don't talk.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  And all of LA was relieved.

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  You go there for five

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Love you Neil.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  We love you Neil.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  We love you Neil.

• 12:37Andrew Santino?

  Darkness retreats near Los Angeles. Within the ultimate darkness retreat.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  Look what they look like. Is there any images?

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, there's one in Malibu, but you know, you would come home at night. You know that you wouldn't last.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You don't think so?

• 12:49Andrew Santino?

  You and I would never last.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  You know what I would do in darkness retreat if there was a competition?

• 12:54Andrew Santino?

  Yes. Well, we could make it a competition.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  Because they don't have

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Who taps out first?

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  They don't have Sukkamun ramen out there.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm sure you're eating tofu bowls and stuff and

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  I just think that it would be, um, I just want to know what it's like.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  Just to feel it.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, to feel it.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  Kind of like when you try to go vegan or something.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's another thing. Have we talked about this? There's another thing that I want to do, which is go to that room with no sound.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh God, the not hyperbaric chamber? Is that what it's called?

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  There's a room with no sound and people can only last an hour or they go crazy. That one right there. What's it called?

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  And how do you say that? Any choic chamber?

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and a lot of YouTubers and viral people get to go. I want to make a proposition. Is there any way bad friends can go visit this room? Because I'm just so curious.

• 13:44Speaker 04

  That'd be a great episode.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  But you can only go for a short amount of time because people go crazy, don't they?

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, within 15, 20 minutes, people start seeing things and they start hearing their veins.

• 13:53Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  So I sat in something, not this level, but I sat in something like this in Hobart. They had a museum and in the museum they had something as close as they could, but you can hear your own heartbeat. It is very weird.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  I did not like it at all.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  Like your brain, and this one isn't even like this. This was like a low down version of this. But that thing scares me. See, even the look of it's scary.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, Carlos, be real. Try to make this happen.

• 14:26Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  I'm really scared of it. I'm not going to lie.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  I know. If you do 15 minutes, you do 15 minutes. I'm not going to laugh at you.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  15?

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm doing two.

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:34Andrew Santino?

  I'm

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  I think I can do an hour.

• 14:36Andrew Santino?

  No chance.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I can.

• 14:37Andrew Santino?

  What's the longest someone's been in one of these? How do you even?

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  I said hour and a half. I think an hour and a half.

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  Everybody take a guess on how you say that.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  Any choic, Anechoic chamber, anasoic chamber?

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:46Speaker 04

  Anacowic.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  Anacowic chamber? How long has someone been in there? What's the longest anyone's been in there? The longest a person stayed in there is Raymond Red, Microsoft Redmond Campus, 55 minutes. Wow.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  Forty-five minutes in another lab. YouTube's Calyx, one hour and 26 minutes in a London chamber.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  These durations are challenged by the disorienting effects of the profound silence, sensory deprivation, hallucinations, increased awareness of internal bodies, sounds like heartbeats and breathing. See, what if you had a heart attack in there? Could you hear your heart?

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's video camera.

• 15:13Andrew Santino?

  Look at this. Man who broke the record for time spent in the world's quietest room.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  Reported experiencing several hallucinations. Yeah, see, I just, 32-year-old is allowed to speak. He spoke for one minute every five minutes to keep sound levels below 25 decibels. So he would just talk to himself.

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I saw the video, because it's on video. So you can, every minute, every five minutes, he would talk for a minute and he would tell people what was going on.

• 15:38Andrew Santino?

  It looks like a horror film. Look at that.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  I know. We gotta do it. We gotta try it.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  What's the point of this?

• 15:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, you, they say you, you like clear your brain, you reconnect.

• 15:47Speaker 04

  But you also like hallucinate and stuff.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  He said, "It sounds like someone's dragging a trolley across my ear. It feels like seconds are going slower while I talk."

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  And the trolley in your ears, you can hear your blood vessels in your ear. Yeah, we gotta try it, dude.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  It's the hardest five minutes he's ever done, he said. He felt like he was going crazy.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow. I'm so curious.

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  See, but if you have any, if you have any, if you're prone to panic attacks or claustrophobia, this is gonna kill you.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 16:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I have panic attacks sometimes.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, then I'll do it.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I'll watch.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You'll watch, though?

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. I'm gonna cuck you.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna cuck this.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  That is creepy to think about.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna try it.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm down to do it. We gotta go to London. Is there one in Los Angeles?

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  I think there's one in Minnesota.

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  Anasohic Chamber. Oh, the UCLA Physics Department has one. Research purposes requiring a professor's sponsorship for access. UC Irvine also has one. We could try.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Let's give it a go.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  Are you prepped and ready for your, for your special taping?

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not.

• 16:43Andrew Santino?

  You're coming up on it, babe.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  I know. That's why I booked a bunch of shows, so I'm gonna just try to bang it out. You know, at this point, it's like, I have what I have. I can't change what I'm, what I'm not.

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  You can keep manipulating it and piecing it together.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  We are, we are trying, but it's like, I have what I have. You know what I mean? I'm just gonna do what I'm gonna do. And if they said, don't ever do another one, then I'm not gonna do one.

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  Then don't do another one.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  But I think it's gonna be fine.

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  I think it's gonna be wonderful.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I like some of my jokes. And, um, I'm a performer. It'll be fine. What's so funny? I mean, when you see me perform, I don't bomb.

• 17:15Speaker 04

  Never.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  No. I never bomb, right? I do well, right?

• 17:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. You think it's gonna go well? Who, who in the room in the back?

• 17:23Speaker 06

  I'm not allowed there, so I have no opinion.

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're coming.

• 17:26Speaker 06

  You told me I wasn't.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  I was kidding. Of course I want you to, I need you to be there. What do you think?

• 17:30Speaker 04

  I think it's gonna go great.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what about you, Andres? Absolutely. Okay, Carlos, be real.

• 17:35Speaker 06

  I think any hint of it not going well, you'll just hop on a joke that works, so it can't not go well.

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  It can't not go well.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 17:44Speaker 04

  How much time do you have?

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  I have forty.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Forty's all you need.

• 17:48Speaker 04

  What are you going for?

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have, I have a musical number and some other things. Yes, it'll, it'll fill the, but I'm also working on another ten, so let's see what happens.

• 17:57Andrew Santino?

  Musical number, I like that.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna play the piano and sing.

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  I know, amazing.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 18:01Speaker 04

  Live at the Yellow Onion.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

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• 18:08Bobby Lee?

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• 19:43Bobby Lee?

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• 20:07Andrew Santino?

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• 20:38Bobby Lee?

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• 20:48Andrew Santino?

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• 21:17Speaker 00

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• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  Same one. I was just, no, we in it.

• 21:25Andrew Santino?

  We're here.

• 21:26Bobby Lee?

  Like we in it? We don't have to be in it. Yeah. Hold on, did they already pass, um, St. Patrick's Day?

• 21:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's my birthday. This is my birthday episode, so they're selling because I'm Irish. This is my, this is my...

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 21:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm turning. How old do you think I am?

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  Um, in what, like?

• 21:41Andrew Santino?

  In year, human years.

• 21:44Andrew Santino?

  How old are you? Just looking at me.

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, I just learned that Theo Vines 56. No, no, no.

• 21:50Andrew Santino?

  He's 45.

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  He's 45. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  Bert Kreischer told me that you thought he was 29.

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I thought he was young. Yeah. So, uh...

• 21:57Andrew Santino?

  So how old am I?

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna say 43.

• 22:00Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  Very good. What about me, Marco? What about me, Marco? Do you have age?

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Asians, we do age. Oh, I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't, I didn't know, like, you just always look good. Yeah, yeah. Let me ask you this. What kind of Asian am I? This is a fun game. A beautiful one?

• 22:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I, listen, Marco? Can I call you Marco? Yeah. Right. I'm not one of those Asians that get offended.

• 22:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can say what...

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  Throw it out there. What? No, no, it's like... What's my fucking, what kind of Asian? I, I say like, the one off of Hangover? Yeah! The one off of Hangover.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  He's writing stuff down.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm writing stuff up today, so don't forget, okay? Hangover. And also, how old am I, Marco? Oh.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  You don't age. I know I don't. Like, if you put up a baby picture, you probably still look the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:51Andrew Santino?

  Put it up.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  But put a, put a, put a guess up.

• 22:59Andrew Santino?

  There's Bobby's baby.

• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  He looks the same.

• 23:01Andrew Santino?

  And his dad right there, his dad in that photo is 94.

• 23:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So no guess? Uh, I'm gonna say 36. Wow, thank you.

• 23:10Andrew Santino?

  Wow, that's offensive as fuck.

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  That's offensive as fuck. I look younger than Andrew.

• 23:14Andrew Santino?

  God, that hurts.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  That hurts. I'm 54 years old. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How you feel? Like, what do your dad look like?

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

  He's dead.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  He's dead. Oh, he is. Yeah, yeah. He looks like that.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Uh, how, I never, uh, okay, so what is, um, what is your culture again? Korean. Korean? Yeah. How are Korean? 안녕, 안녕하세요. How? 안녕, 안...

• 23:37Andrew Santino?

  Say it back. It's only polite.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  안녕하세요. 안녕하세요. 네. Okay, how are the funerals?

• 23:43Speaker 02

  Can you break it down? I've never been to one before.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  Ika Moya?

• 23:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's asking you, how are you today?

• 23:49Speaker 02

  I'm doing good.

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:55Speaker 02

  Do I got subtitles?

• 23:57Andrew Santino?

  For the audience, yeah.

• 23:58Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 23:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, he asked about how your funerals are. Well, we love black funerals. We've talked about on this show. They're probably the best thing in the world.

• 24:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, they are.

• 24:04Andrew Santino?

  Have you been to one of those where they prop them up and they like play with them?

• 24:06Speaker 02

  I ain't did that one.

• 24:07Andrew Santino?

  That's the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, Asian, Asian funerals, we're quiet people. Right, so we go.

• 24:16Andrew Santino?

  Everybody does that at the same time.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:19Speaker 02

  Does it, nobody cries?

• 24:20Bobby Lee?

  That's to be crying.

• 24:24Andrew Santino?

  They have smaller tear ducts. So nothing really comes out.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, smaller eyes.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  Have you been to one with them?

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  No, I, you know, he, he invited me to one, but I couldn't go. But I do want to go because it does look like a party. This looks like a party.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  Cause he lost his gi.

• 24:37Andrew Santino?

  I lost my gi.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  He, he lost his gi.

• 24:39Andrew Santino?

  That's an African funeral with the, they're encased in there and that's a celebration.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

  She was a mermaid. While she was alive.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  Funny Marco, you think there are black mermaids?

• 24:51Speaker 02

  I wouldn't, I wouldn't know what a, I feel like a, a mermaid would just be a no race, just nothing.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a nothing race?

• 24:57Andrew Santino?

  I'll say that to her. That's the new little mermaid, so she would disagree.

• 25:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just feel like it would be like see-through.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like jellyfish?

• 25:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, translucent, I see.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  But would you hook up with a mermaid, you think?

• 25:13Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 25:14Andrew Santino?

  Mermaids do have.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  They have?

• 25:16Andrew Santino?

  They have hole.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  They have hole.

• 25:18Andrew Santino?

  Mermaid have hole.

• 25:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, they are real.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  They are real.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:22Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  We've only caught three, one alive. Yeah, that's the hole, right?

• 25:27Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  It's like a little diamond.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  You can fit in there.

• 25:33Andrew Santino?

  I'm glad you're here.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  This is the part where you like, oh wow, yeah.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  No, I was contemplating that and I, yeah, you're right. I could fit in there.

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you could.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  Do you know why? I have a small penis.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  I wouldn't call it like.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  No, my penis is fine.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's good. It's getting you somewhere.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:51Speaker 02

  Everybody likes something, you know? So I feel like it can be big to somebody.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 25:56Speaker 02

  You know?

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for a little dwarf.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  If that's what you like.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  That's what you like?

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  Are you in a relationship?

• 26:02Speaker 02

  No, well, just, I'm just hanging out.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 26:07Speaker 02

  I mean, I feel like relationships are just like, you know, relationships. Feel like they just, they there, you know? Yeah, I feel like married.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  You're playing the field.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I feel like, yeah, until you get married, it's like, you know, hanging out.

• 26:20Andrew Santino?

  Until you're married, you're just, you're doing your thing.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Were you married?

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  I'm married. He's not. He's, he's single. He's ready.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  You want to go on the town?

• 26:28Speaker 02

  What do you think was taking you so long?

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 26:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're 54, he knows, and so he's asking.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  You know, I've been in long-term relationships. They haven't worked out. And then now I'm back on the prowl. Yeah, you can do that.

• 26:41Speaker 02

  So where do you meet your girls at?

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Or? Oh, really? At the dojo. Is that what you're saying?

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what the fuck you saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah.

• 26:53Speaker 02

  Like on the app?

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  Can I, can we see how you DM girls?

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me call the emperor and see if the geishas are available. What the fuck are you talking about, man?

• 27:01Speaker 02

  Which part?

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  He wants to see your game. Show him. He wants to know that you have.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm on a dating app called Raya.

• 27:07Speaker 02

  Can you show us like how you got a girl, how it goes, a thread that you comfortable with?

• 27:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, show a thread.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean a thread?

• 27:13Andrew Santino?

  To read us what the exchange is.

• 27:14Speaker 02

  Talk to a girl, like, and get her number.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  How do you, are you don't, you're not on the apps?

• 27:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I, on Instagram, usually, I, I make sure that they're single. By watching their stories.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  That helps.

• 27:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  I got one.

• 27:28Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  Can he explain how he gets girls?

• 27:31Speaker 02

  He's in, we gotta take this right now before we go. What is it?

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I can do it. I can learn.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  Okay, um, and then always watch their story and start a conversation, never going like you want to talk to them.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  What's your first line?

• 27:43Speaker 02

  What's your? It depends on what they post on the story that day.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, I'm, I've got, I mean, um.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  Ibiza.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  No, what? No.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  Ibiza with the girls.

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  Uh, you know, I'm playing dodgeball with a Samoan. I'm playing dodgeball with Samoan, right? He's yanking back, right? And I'm going, like, don't hit me, right? So what's that opening line?

• 28:05Speaker 02

  What?

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  She's a hottie, she's a hottie, but she's playing dodgeball, she's playing dodgeball with Samoans.

• 28:14Andrew Santino?

  She's a 10, but she's playing dodgeball with Samoans.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  She's 27 years old, dog. Big titties, Brazilian ass, everything, right? So she's like, ah.

• 28:22Speaker 02

  Born a woman, right?

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 28:23Speaker 02

  She born a woman?

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, you'll have to find out.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Does it matter?

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna have to find out.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  She has the right parts now.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  She got the op.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll probably pass it to you if you like.

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  No, okay, she's born a woman, she is a woman, she identifies as a woman, she's just playing dodgeball with Samoans.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just don't get, I wouldn't be in that room.

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  What, it's an Instagram post?

• 28:46Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:48Speaker 02

  And then they post that.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  They posted that.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  How did the game go?

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  How'd the game?

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  That's good, fuck.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  Finally.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  Well, you said it like it was live, you didn't say it was a picture.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  All right, so.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  I was just giving, give him a scenario.

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  I'll respond.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  I like it, I think it's smart, how did the game go?

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  And the girl responds, um, we lost, can you help me, I'm down, what do you say?

• 29:11Speaker 02

  Down, I was.

• 29:13Andrew Santino?

  There's a lot of double entendres happening, we lost, can you help me, I'm down.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm down.

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  What does she really think?

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  What's the next thing you say?

• 29:19Speaker 02

  I don't know, then I was like, when the next time y'all playing, and I'd love to come play with you guys.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, I play with Samoans.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:23Andrew Santino?

  You hear what you're saying?

• 29:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's.

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  Come play with you guys.

• 29:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I actually come play, yeah.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:28Speaker 02

  I actually used to date a Samoan, and I let her know I very understand them, and.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you understand their technique?

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  Based on, because you dated one?

• 29:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  You know Samoan dodgeball technique?

• 29:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  Based on the dates?

• 29:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  That you've been on? That's insane.

• 29:42Speaker 02

  Okay, they're family oriented, so you gotta, like, watch out, like, you can't get too rough, you know, because they together. It's a family, they really.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  Does Samoans genitals smell different?

• 29:52Speaker 02

  I didn't get that far.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  My first girlfriend, and I didn't take her virginity, and she thought.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Something was wrong with me, but I just wasn't ready.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  Good for you.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  What's your favorite flavor then of girl?

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I feel like anybody that love theyself.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful answer.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  We're talking about flavors.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  It's just, it varies. Yeah. Yeah, I got like. Can I throw out some flavors? I didn't date all type. Chianti. Yeah.

• 30:15Andrew Santino?

  Chianti?

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. Like that flavor? Who's Chianti? It's a flavor. Anyway, um. Chianti sound like a black girl.

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  It does, yeah, that does.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Um, how about, um, hazelnut?

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  That's a white girl.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  That's a guy.

• 30:27Andrew Santino?

  That's a guy?

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  That's a guy? Yeah. Because of the nut? Yeah, yeah.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  How about chartreuse?

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Chartreuse, sound like another guy.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  Sounds like a guy?

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let's give him, um, rocky road. Another guy. Okay, give him, oh, rose. Rose? Yeah. That sound like an older woman. Okay, lavender. Yes, that, I like that. Lavender vaj? Older woman that you can. Okay. She, you know. Lavender. For you and put you to bed and.

• 30:53Andrew Santino?

  Cook for you, put you to bed. What about rosemary? How is she?

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Rosemary, older lady too.

• 30:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she's much older.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  Would you date an older woman?

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  What are we talking? Is it ceiling?

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Uh, if they got like some, you know, something that they gonna leave behind, I definitely stay. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, bring her up, please.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  Bring her up.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, would you date Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  Cause she did hear you were coming on the show and was interested in talking to you.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't think she would like me.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  Now, when you say you or anybody like you.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there she is with her three children.

• 31:21Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she wouldn't like me. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's that. She has no black kids. Okay.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's give her one.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I just think she already got what she like, you know?

• 31:29Andrew Santino?

  She got what she's like.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  And you gotta respect it.

• 31:31Andrew Santino?

  Do you have any kids?

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got kids.

• 31:33Andrew Santino?

  How many kids?

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  I got three kids.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  Three?

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  Boy, boy, girl?

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I got, uh, two girls, one boy.

• 31:39Andrew Santino?

  Uh, other way, yeah.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful. How, what, how old's the oldest one?

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Uh, 12. She's mixed, so the, her mom is white and black, and then I got, uh, I got me a black baby and I got a Mexican baby. Oh, you have different mamas? Yeah, not an Asian yet. Three bad mamas.

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  Let's get you an Asian.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  Three mamas, okay. Is your mom alive?

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  She is?

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Is my mom alive? Yeah. What is that? Some sort of terminology I'm not aware of? Mama live?

• 32:02Andrew Santino?

  He said, is your mother alive?

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's alive, yeah.

• 32:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is she single?

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  She is single, actually.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, what, what, stop, stop. She got an Instagram? No, she doesn't have an Instagram. I don't like the line of.

• 32:11Andrew Santino?

  She does TikTok.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  But does your mom have an Instagram? Uh, mine? No, she don't. Would she like me?

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Why? She like people that's like.

• 32:21Speaker 02

  You know.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 32:24Speaker 02

  She like people that have been through shit.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I've been through a fire.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  He's actually been through a lot.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  The fire, electrocuted.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  He's been shot at.

• 32:32Speaker 02

  You have?

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Electrocuted.

• 32:33Speaker 02

  In a movie or like real life?

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  No, in real life, dude.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  What was that like?

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've been hit by a mallet.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  But if you was to get shot at and you know who did it, would you tell?

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I like this. This is street knowledge.

• 32:43Andrew Santino?

  Are you a?

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we're doing street life. I love it. Say that again?

• 32:47Speaker 02

  If you know who shot at you and you could tell, would you?

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  No, homie, because I'm not a snitch.

• 32:52Speaker 02

  So you want to keep them out there to shoot at other people?

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  I would snitch.

• 32:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I wouldn't snitch. But guess what, dude? They'll get their day.

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'll rip, I'll rip their asshole.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Oh, okay.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  I'll rip it. I'll rip it.

• 33:07Andrew Santino?

  Have you been shot at?

• 33:08Speaker 02

  No.

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  Who's shooting you? You're so lovable.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  I would, no, I'll say that's what my mama likes. She like guys that get shot at.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  Every man she's been with has been shot?

• 33:16Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  That's a prerequisite for your mother.

• 33:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  What a dating app.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  Has she been shot?

• 33:22Speaker 02

  No, she haven't.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good.

• 33:23Andrew Santino?

  Well, she keeps hanging out with guys that do. It might.

• 33:25Speaker 02

  No, she stay in the house, though. My mom was like.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Stay in, okay, I got it. I got it. She stays in the house and she likes guys that are in the streets. Where does she live?

• 33:32Speaker 02

  Uh, in Kansas City.

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  KC. That's where you're from?

• 33:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  You don't live there now, though?

• 33:37Speaker 02

  No, I don't.

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  Where do you live now?

• 33:38Speaker 02

  It's bad. Uh, I live in Atlanta.

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  Wait, why? What do you mean it's bad?

• 33:41Speaker 02

  In Kansas City, it's really like it's, it's the crime rate is bad. It's bad.

• 33:44Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 33:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:46Andrew Santino?

  And how's Atlanta, though? Isn't Atlanta up and down, too?

• 33:48Speaker 02

  It's so big, like you can like.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  You can get away from it?

• 33:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can get away.

• 33:51Andrew Santino?

  KC, KC or KC Mo?

• 33:52Speaker 02

  KC Mo.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 33:54Speaker 02

  I got a question for y'all.

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  What do you say, like, you know, how would you compare? What would you say about y'all's success right now? What do you feel like you haven't done yet that you want to do? For both of y'all?

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  What haven't we done? That we'd like to do?

• 34:12Speaker 02

  Hello, not together.

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, well, we don't, well, we don't do much separate. We're, we're one unit.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'll be honest with you. I've done everything I've dreamt of doing. I've been in movies. I've been serious regular on TV shows. I've done stand up on TV. I've, uh, toured.

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm about to go up in a hot air balloon for the first time. And I hope it doesn't crash.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 34:36Andrew Santino?

  Would you go up in a hot air balloon?

• 34:37Speaker 02

  I would.

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  You would?

• 34:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:39Andrew Santino?

  Good. Would you skydive?

• 34:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  You, would you bungee jump?

• 34:43Speaker 02

  I don't like that.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  You don't like that one?

• 34:45Speaker 02

  I just tried the indoor, you know, skydane inside and it was a lot for me.

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  You didn't like that?

• 34:50Speaker 02

  No, I didn't. Yeah. It didn't feel good.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  What's going on, man?

• 34:54Andrew Santino?

  He's sick.

• 34:54Speaker 02

  My allergies.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  I think you're sick.

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna get sick.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  I'm telling you.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think you're getting, could you be honest? I'm sorry.

• 34:59Speaker 02

  No, okay, so black.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  You're right, you're right. Yeah, yeah.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  Black people have allergies.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  And Asians get allergies as well.

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, white people invented allergies.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they invented it.

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  That's our thing. No, you didn't invent that.

• 35:10Speaker 02

  No, we did.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  You invented a lot of stuff. Peanut butter, traffic lights.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  The doorknob?

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  We invented allergies.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  The doorknob.

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  The doorknob.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:17Andrew Santino?

  Do you know about black invention?

• 35:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  You know about all the black inventions? Cause we go over them on this show pretty often.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:23Speaker 02

  Uh, Playstations?

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  No, you didn't invent.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  No, that's it.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  I think the Japanese.

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  That's the Japanese.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's our people.

• 35:28Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  Home, home security system, traffic lights, elevator doors, gas masks.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  The modern doorknob though, too.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  Blood banks, uh, ironing boards, hair straighteners, refrigeration, air conditioning, super soakers.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  Super soaker is amazing. Lonnie Johnson invented the super soaker water gun.

• 35:46Speaker 02

  Those are very important.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  Now, would your mother date Lonnie Johnson? Cause he is, he's into guns, but they're water guns.

• 35:52Speaker 02

  No.

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  She couldn't fuck with Lonnie Johnson.

• 35:54Speaker 02

  No.

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  Lonnie Johnson.

• 35:57Speaker 02

  They say he just now got paid for that. He never got paid. He just recently got paid for it.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 36:01Andrew Santino?

  He just got paid for a super soaker?

• 36:02Speaker 02

  He just recently got paid for it.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Some white guy claimed it was his.

• 36:05Speaker 02

  Cause they, yeah, they didn't ever pay him.

• 36:07Andrew Santino?

  Fucking whites.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Look at that. Men in black style.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Look at him.

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  So he finally got paid. Lonnie Johnson finally got paid.

• 36:15Speaker 02

  Look it up. It says he just got paid. After many years, like him getting paid for the Super Soaker.

• 36:20Andrew Santino?

  And because some scumbag took all the money. Yes, 2013 Super Soaker inventor Lonnie Johnson was paid after a legal battle with Hasbro, which acquired the company to license the toy. Seventy-two point nine million dollars in underpaid royalties.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  Now your mother would definitely date Lonnie Johnson. Yeah.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  She would fuck Lonnie?

• 36:37Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have a little money. Would she fuck me?

• 36:40Andrew Santino?

  No, not Lonnie Johnson money, buddy.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I know I don't have Lonnie Johnson. No Lonnie Johnson money. Okay.

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  What do you think is the best black invention?

• 36:49Speaker 02

  That's a good question. Uh, we got stop signs, right?

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  Traffic lights, I think was that was traffic lights.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, that would be good.

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  That's huge. Home security. We were just dying before.

• 37:00Speaker 02

  I mean, home security is so fucked up because you just watch it happen, but you like, you know it's happening, but it's like, it's like you can't do shit.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  You can't do shit.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 37:09Speaker 02

  If somebody's breaking into your house, you just see it.

• 37:13Bobby Lee?

  But then you can do some action, like call somebody.

• 37:16Speaker 02

  Now, if they made home security with lasers where you can shoot through.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  They need that.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Now we're thinking.

• 37:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  Lasers.

• 37:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:25Speaker 02

  I always wondered, like in the bank and the movies where they try to go through, why don't we just have those in the house?

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  You and I breaking into his house.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  Breaking into his home?

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  We could just ask to go over. He'd let us in.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he would? I'm gonna break in.

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  I'm in living room.

• 37:39Speaker 02

  I leave my doors unlocked. I live in the next neighborhood.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  You do. You leave your doors unlocked?

• 37:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:43Andrew Santino?

  Seems risky to me.

• 37:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:45Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 37:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:46Andrew Santino?

  I would never leave my door unlocked.

• 37:48Speaker 02

  I mean, why? Because if they're gonna wanna go in, they gonna get in anyway. You think if somebody wanted to break in your house, they gonna be like, oh, the door is locked. We're gonna turn around tomorrow. They still gonna get in. I don't wanna get a new door.

• 37:59Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Let him in.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  He's got something there.

• 38:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  Now, if they do get in, what do you do? Once they're in, you just let them have it or you you protect their house?

• 38:09Speaker 02

  I don't know. It depends if I'm there or not there.

• 38:11Andrew Santino?

  If you're there?

• 38:12Speaker 02

  Oh, I mean. Probably be like a shooting range.

• 38:15Andrew Santino?

  You keep that, you keep that thing on you?

• 38:16Speaker 02

  I mean, not on me, but it's like.

• 38:18Andrew Santino?

  You keep that thing at the house?

• 38:19Speaker 02

  It's like John Wick style.

• 38:20Andrew Santino?

  I got you. Is, is, is, does Georgia have eminent domain? You know what that is, right? Isn't that what it's called? Where if somebody breaks into your house, you could shoot and kill them legally?

• 38:27Speaker 02

  You gotta scream and let them know, I got a gun.

• 38:29Andrew Santino?

  I will kill you?

• 38:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:30Andrew Santino?

  Right, stand your ground, that's right. Georgia stand your ground law eliminates the, the duty to retreat before using deadly force. So in Georgia, uh, no duty to retreat. Individuals are not legally required to attempt to flee a threatening situation before using deadly force. So someone breaks into your home, you could kill them.

• 38:45Speaker 02

  Right, but I don't want to, I just.

• 38:46Andrew Santino?

  I, I'd like to.

• 38:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, but.

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  It's a free pass to kill somebody.

• 38:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's like.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm with you dude.

• 38:53Speaker 02

  Cause it's like, I don't want to clean my house up, like it's in my house.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  Funny Marco, you got plenty of money to pay someone to clean that house.

• 38:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, how about just go break in their house then?

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  I got that, okay, so once they break into your house, you break into their house?

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  So you wouldn't, you wouldn't make an announcement, do you think?

• 39:06Andrew Santino?

  Chess, not checkers.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, how would you say it? I'm breaking your house, I want to do an act out.

• 39:10Speaker 02

  Right.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  I've been trying to do an act out for three minutes.

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  Trust me, we've seen, yeah.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Those are the lasers.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  And I dodged it like, I'm dodging the lasers, right?

• 39:22Andrew Santino?

  There we go.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. I knew about Marco has these lasers, right, right? And then all of a sudden, okay, I'm gonna steal this, uh, this Mexican baby's toy. You have a Mexican one, right?

• 39:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Mexican baby's toy, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, what else? I have, I wrote down with the, uh, a half white baby's toy.

• 39:40Speaker 02

  And then I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna say, who down there?

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  It's me. Bob. It's me, Bob.

• 39:48Speaker 02

  And then I'm gonna laugh, cause I'll be like, what the fuck is wrong with him? Why would he say his name?

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  It's Bob Lee.

• 39:53Speaker 02

  Right.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  From LA.

• 39:54Speaker 02

  Right.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 39:55Speaker 02

  That's when I say, I got a warning shot, and I fire one in the air.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but we're bros, no?

• 40:00Speaker 02

  It's not, and then when I come down, since you heard the fire, and it has to go off again. So you always gotta shoot one into the air.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so I, I have one shot?

• 40:08Speaker 02

  To go away.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  To go away.

• 40:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  But then your roof has a hole in it.

• 40:11Speaker 02

  I know.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:12Speaker 02

  And then you're gonna have one too, so it's like, you know.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, even, I'm sorry.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me.

• 40:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  You know it's me.

• 40:20Speaker 02

  But it just.

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  We've met before.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  Lasers and everything.

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you did go past the laser.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I did. Oh, that's right. Because of my ninja skills.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  And I'm on the corner. I'm just hanging, waiting for you to come back.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:30Speaker 02

  Oh, you the getaway driver?

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  Always.

• 40:32Speaker 02

  Oh, gay, gay shot too.

• 40:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they, really? Seriously? Shit.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  I guess we're dead if we go to his house.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:38Speaker 02

  Not mine, I'm just saying in general.

• 40:40Andrew Santino?

  Just in general?

• 40:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, I will let that come in.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 40:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:43Andrew Santino?

  All right, we're gonna come over.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Ridge Wallet. Dude, Ridge Wallet is the only wallet I use. You know what? They're compact, right? Um, they're sleek. And you know what? I've been using, um, Ridge Wallet for years, but guess what, man? They come up with new stuff and they have something new. Tell me about it, Andrew.

• 40:59Andrew Santino?

  Now they got it, Ace. Now they got the power bank. Look at this thing, it's incredible. Comes with a couple of different plugs there at the top. It's sexy, convenient, and small, tiny, compact. Uh, and I'm telling you, all those cords tangled up in your bag, those days are over. They're done. Thank you to Ridge. This thing is actually amazing. Uh, they revolutionized the wallet and now they're changing the game for portable charging. No more juggling adapters and wall outlets at the airport just to get 20% battery. This is gonna charge you up 20 watts of power, charge your phone fast as it possibly can, and with 10,000 MAH capacity, you've got up to three full phone charges right here in your pocket. MagSafe, compatible wireless charging, you know it, you love it, click, click, click. You can magnetically attach the back of your iPhone if you want some permanent juice

• 41:45Andrew Santino?

  zapped into your iPhone. We travel all the time and one of my biggest, uh, uh, frets of the road is, uh, losing a charger for getting a charger in a hotel, not having the right connection, the outlet. This thing takes all of that nonsense out of you. You know when you're on a plane, you plug it in and it's not working and they're like, "We tried to reset it." Well, you gotta get one of these, cause Ridge's power bank has you secured when you are roaming about.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

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• 42:17Andrew Santino?

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• 43:39Speaker 00

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk-takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long-distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola. For everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  Are you an ass guy or a titties guy? Uh, depends on, it depends on what she wearing. Right, okay, well, I'll tell you, she's wearing like a halter top, like a cute little halter top, her midriff is showing, her stomach is showing, flat stomach, beautiful. Post-it? Huh? You talking about a post-it? No, she doesn't. No, no, not anymore.

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  What's down below?

• 44:28Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  What's down below?

• 44:30Andrew Santino?

  She's wearing those pants that, you know where that hugs your butt, the stretchy pants where it goes into the crack of your ass? Uh huh. You know which ones I'm talking about.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  There's also a little compartment where to hide the penis.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  Pop.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  There's a little compartment where they tuck it, they tuck the penis, right?

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm listening to him. Show me the stretchy pants that like your butt. He knows which ones I'm talking about. And she's wearing, she's shoeless, she's shoeless. No shoes. And she's out on, she's outside at the park. You know these pants that like right, yeah, the ones that like your butt.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 44:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, those, those from the internet.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 45:01Andrew Santino?

  Butt crack leggings.

• 45:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and at the back, you can just see the tip of the penis tucked back.

• 45:08Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 45:08Bobby Lee?

  Marco.

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 45:10Andrew Santino?

  He hates it.

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, Marco.

• 45:12Speaker 02

  Is what? You say I hate, no, I didn't say that.

• 45:14Andrew Santino?

  No, I said you hate that.

• 45:15Speaker 02

  What?

• 45:16Andrew Santino?

  Penis.

• 45:17Speaker 02

  I know, don't say that.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, dude. My bad, I read it wrong.

• 45:23Andrew Santino?

  You read it wrong?

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:24Andrew Santino?

  You read it, how, this girl, that's her right there.

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, love that, don't you, bud?

• 45:27Andrew Santino?

  Now, give me your intro line to her on Instagram.

• 45:29Speaker 02

  Uh, I, I, somebody that kind of do that is kind of like too much attention. I don't like somebody that kind of like thirst trap.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  You like someone to lay low.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  You like it with jiggles, huh?

• 45:37Speaker 02

  I like to like, you know, like hide it a little bit.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  Do you like to jiggle or what?

• 45:40Speaker 02

  What, to jiggle what?

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  When the butt jiggles?

• 45:43Speaker 02

  Okay, your butt. I thought you were talking about something else jiggling.

• 45:45Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  No more.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  No, we're not doing that anymore.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  No more.

• 45:48Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. A penis doesn't jiggle, by the way.

• 45:51Andrew Santino?

  Depends.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  It just rises.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  Right.

• 45:53Andrew Santino?

  Depends.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  Like a comet.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  When you, when you wake up, you wake up in the morning and what do you do?

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Why you keep asking me questions? Because I'm a normal human being, dude.

• 46:02Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, why are you jumping? He's asking you a real question.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what I do is.

• 46:06Andrew Santino?

  Respond.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I wash my gi. You know what I mean? And you know, I have a black butt with a stripe. The stripe I can take off.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  So I wash that, do a hand wash that, right? And I go to the dojo, right? And I do, you know, me and my sensei, right? We do some meditation. We'll do some yoga, right? And then, you know, I'll battle out. You know what I mean? I'll do some rounds with people.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Keanu, Keanu sometimes comes around with, we'll do some, you know what I mean? Taekwondo.

• 46:29Andrew Santino?

  Take me through your day. When you wake up, what do you do?

• 46:31Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 46:32Andrew Santino?

  What does funny Marco do first thing in the morning?

• 46:34Speaker 02

  I wake up, I realize that, you know, my feet work because you never know.

• 46:38Andrew Santino?

  God, it's good.

• 46:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll be thankful for that. Uh, I listen to motivation, like Steve Harvey motivation. And I always try to like.

• 46:46Andrew Santino?

  Show me motivation! We love Steve Harvey.

• 46:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:50Andrew Santino?

  He's one of our favorites.

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  That offended you?

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  It was like. That offended you.

• 46:56Andrew Santino?

  We love Steve.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  That. It was like a. That did it. It was a push. It was a little snap. It was like a black creature like he went like that.

• 47:04Andrew Santino?

  Show me motivation. Show me motivation. He says that on the show.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:09Andrew Santino?

  We did the show.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, I know, I know.

• 47:10Andrew Santino?

  Did you do it?

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  I didn't. Yeah. Interesting. It's like. We did it, you didn't. We did it. You didn't. It just happens.

• 47:17Andrew Santino?

  He's a godly man. Are you a godly man?

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 47:20Andrew Santino?

  You are? Do you go to church?

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm ADHD.

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 47:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, so you can't concentrate? Yeah, I need some medicine.

• 47:30Andrew Santino?

  They do need a church for ADHD.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  They do. I need.

• 47:33Andrew Santino?

  How much money do you put in the basket when it comes around?

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  The most I put in there.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  The most I had put in there.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  Cause I was young. Oh, you've been a while.

• 47:43Andrew Santino?

  What is this church? That's a fun church.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that's like a church I go to. Yeah. Yeah. That's how my church look.

• 47:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's how your church looks.

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 47:52Andrew Santino?

  They got a 50 inch flat screen TV there. It's like the playground of my daughter. It's like where his daughter goes to the playground.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  The most racist thing I've ever heard.

• 48:01Andrew Santino?

  No, he's saying his playground where his daughter goes to is diverse.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  The most racist thing I've ever heard. I'm just gonna write that down. I've ever heard.

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, write that down.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow. I apologize. They're happy. That's the celebration of hallelujah.

• 48:15Andrew Santino?

  That's Christ.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:16Andrew Santino?

  That's the Lord getting in you.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. Now, could I go in that church, you think?

• 48:19Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you could. Yeah, yeah. And they would welcome me.

• 48:21Andrew Santino?

  I'd rather you not.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we definitely let him in there.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  I'd let, I'd rather him not.

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  How much would you put in a pot? Hundred bucks. That's good. Yeah. Can I ask one more religious question if I may?

• 48:29Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Do you think Jesus would approve you having three babies? From three different babies mamas?

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel like, yeah, because they're gonna do something in life.

• 48:39Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  And they gonna save other people. Good answer.

• 48:41Andrew Santino?

  It also says in the Bible, be fruitful.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:44Andrew Santino?

  And you're being very fruitful.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 48:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  Be fruitful. How many kids y'all got?

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  I have zero. He has zero. We have zero.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what do y'all like? We pull out. Blanks?

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  Shooting blanks.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  No, we pull out. You pull out or you back up? What? Do I back up? Oh, do you back up? No, I'm saying, do you back up?

• 49:02Andrew Santino?

  He backs up.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I pull out.

• 49:04Andrew Santino?

  What do you? Well, he usually falls out.

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  I fall out.

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  He'll fall right out.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  I slip out.

• 49:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I slip out.

• 49:10Andrew Santino?

  There's nothing to grab on to.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  That's good. Yeah, and I make a noise. I say something usually. Oh, oh, oh, oh, stop, stop. What is your favorite sex word? Excuse me?

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  What is your favorite sex word? Oh, is it excuse me? No, no, no, no. It could be.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  Uh, my favorite sex word?

• 49:25Andrew Santino?

  Word, phrase?

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  Phrase. Dang, that hoochie is stinky.

• 49:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dang, that hoochie stinky. That's usually what I do.

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  That's my favorite sentence.

• 49:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  Dang, that's hoochie is stinky.

• 49:35Andrew Santino?

  What's yours? What's yours?

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  I guess when I'm making love, it's like, uh, back that ass up, back that ass up, back that ass up. Yeah, I'll say that pretty frequently to my wife.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  Back that ass up.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:49Andrew Santino?

  Baby doll, back that ass up.

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:52Andrew Santino?

  And then I'll give her a little, get over here, back that ass up.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  What do you say? Oh shit. Oh shit.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  That's what you say?

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh shit.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit. When you come?

• 50:00Andrew Santino?

  Well? No, it's just like, oh shit. Oh shit.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  What is the sound that you make when you orgasm?

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh shit. I really don't, I really don't, I don't make no orgasm, cause I'm trying to save the energy. Right.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Right, so you just, you just, you just look at them?

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  No, sometimes you gotta close your eyes.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you close your eyes?

• 50:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I see that.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Like that, make, no, no noise?

• 50:22Andrew Santino?

  Don't do no noise.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:26Andrew Santino?

  Put your eyebrows down. Can't.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  Like this?

• 50:29Andrew Santino?

  Can't.

• 50:33Andrew Santino?

  She gonna think it stink if you look like that.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, well, this is, that's my face.

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  It's a good bit.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Shut up, I tried. I tried.

• 50:41Andrew Santino?

  It's a good bit. Alright, if I can guess, can I guess, are you a car guy? No. You don't like car, you don't drive? I, I do, but I don't care for cars. You don't care at all? What is, what is the thing you like the most? That's what's, that's, if I had a lot, like, a lot of money, I can buy some, I really, I couldn't even say, cause I didn't know I was gonna have money to buy anything, so. And now you have it, though? Yeah, but, I just, I like to help people. That's beautiful. That's it.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's sweet.

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  I don't really, it's not something like, oh, I knew I was gonna get that, or I want that, like.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  Playstation, PS5s and games, I played a lot of games.

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  He loves video games.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  I love video games.

• 51:17Speaker 02

  I used to be into like wrestling man and stuff. WWE was like my thing.

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  That was your shit?

• 51:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  Who was your guy?

• 51:24Speaker 02

  Oh, I like mankind because he had different personalities.

• 51:28Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  Mick Foley, hardcore, he had different personalities.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Have you met any of your heroes?

• 51:34Speaker 02

  Uh, I was upset when I found out Kane Undertaker wasn't brothers, real brothers. And I was upset when the Dudley Boys wasn't real brothers, I thought they was real brothers.

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  That fucked you up a little bit.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  It's a lie.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:44Andrew Santino?

  Who, who, but who have you met that surprised you the most?

• 51:47Speaker 02

  He looks up the Dudley Boys.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the Dudley Boys for him. Who surprised you the most that you've met someone you go, wow, I really like that person, I didn't know if I'd like him?

• 51:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I thought they was real brothers.

• 51:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  What do you think gave it away that they weren't?

• 51:59Speaker 02

  I just.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  The way they dress?

• 52:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was just the energy.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  The energy gave it away.

• 52:06Andrew Santino?

  Something in the room.

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:08Andrew Santino?

  What do you think about Diddy's 50 month sentence? Too much, too little?

• 52:12Speaker 02

  I don't know, I don't get it.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  Come on. Don't, don't, don't.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's talk to where you feel, we know you know this.

• 52:19Speaker 02

  Let me tell y'all, let me, like, can y'all listen to what, if you pull up anything about me, I don't get into people's business, because look.

• 52:26Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  When you get, when you believe in God, God's gonna handle the real thing. So I feel like when you living on this earth, people doing this and doing that, but it's only one answer, and that's where he gonna decide.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  God's gonna decide.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 52:37Speaker 02

  That's what really, can't nobody ever outdo him.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you, the judge decided he deserved 50 months. So that was, that was the judge's opinion.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  So if you were a jury member, what would you have said?

• 52:46Speaker 02

  I would be asleep, I got ADHD.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, jury number 12 is asleep.

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  Read your DMs. Read your DMs to Marco. He'd like to see how one of the exchanges goes with the girls.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here we go, with what?

• 52:57Andrew Santino?

  With any of the girls, he wants to talk about the game, and we skip right over the game.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so here's one, can you read it?

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  Here.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here we go.

• 53:04Andrew Santino?

  So this one says, "Hey, Jocelyn." And Jocelyn wrote, "Hi Bobby." And that was, that was it, that was the last time they talked. That was it, so that was that one.

• 53:15Speaker 02

  Can you find her back?

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  Here's another one. Uh, "Bobby, hey, you in LA?" Uh, a day later, "Sorry, barely checked notifications, here for one more day, do you come often to NYC?" Never responded. So his game is tight.

• 53:32Andrew Santino?

  Pretty tight shit.

• 53:35Speaker 02

  Why you don't respond?

• 53:37Andrew Santino?

  He gets really over it.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if they live in, and when's the next time I'm gonna be in NYC, this and that, I just like, you know, if you're in town, you're in LA, then I'll take it out, whatever, but other than that, nah, you know?

• 53:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, all these, you stopped responding to literally all of these women. And four of them sent the I emoji like this, you know, the double I. Where are you?

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  I mean, this has gotten really bad. I'm actually shocked. Darn, come back. Please come back.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  One more.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Hey. You being real?

• 54:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Hey, how are you? Hey, Bobby, how are you? And then literally a month later, she goes, okay, well, I'm on a show. Would you like to give me some tips on being on camera? And you responded, what do you think you said?

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you said nothing. Yeah, one more time, you said nothing. Pretty bad.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 54:26Speaker 02

  So what is it? Like, what is it?

• 54:27Andrew Santino?

  He's afraid of commitment.

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm not.

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  No, he really wants to commit again. I think he's just not interested in girls that aren't interesting.

• 54:34Speaker 02

  So what do you feel like his type is?

• 54:36Andrew Santino?

  Someone who's dynamic, someone that's, uh, someone that's, um...

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  He's a dynamic personality.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  Someone that's got their own thing.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Their own thing going.

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean? He likes women that...

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Like an arts and crafts store.

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 54:47Speaker 02

  Like how Roseanne was?

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  Like a Roseanne, but just like Roseanne Barr. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  Style-wise.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Style-wise.

• 54:53Andrew Santino?

  You know, fashion, from a fashion perspective, Roseanne is kinda like the kinda girls you date.

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  Cause Roseanne, I mean, this is kinda some of the stuff back then.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not.

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  Big, beautiful blouses.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I do, I do.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  Always carrying laundry.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Do you get along with her?

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  Roseanne?

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:10Andrew Santino?

  We've never met. We don't know each other.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 55:12Andrew Santino?

  Do you love her?

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  I do love her so much.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't know her.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I have that story I told you. Do you remember?

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I do. Yeah. Do you wanna meet Roseanne one day?

• 55:18Speaker 02

  I would like to meet her.

• 55:19Andrew Santino?

  Who's your comedy heroes? Who in comedy do you love?

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  Steve Harvey.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  We know that. Show me.

• 55:25Speaker 02

  I know, I like him for motivations.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, but not the comedy. Okay, who do you like?

• 55:28Speaker 02

  I didn't know he digs.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Stand-up?

• 55:30Speaker 02

  No.

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  He did for a long time, yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  I just thought he did motivational speech.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  True. Who's your hero now?

• 55:38Speaker 02

  Uh, I love Dave Chappelle, cause he just been here.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  Do you, have you met Dave?

• 55:42Speaker 02

  Uh, I met him through Donnell Row- Rowling.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  Rowling.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we love Donnell.

• 55:45Andrew Santino?

  We love Donnell.

• 55:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, he don't like you.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that real?

• 55:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no, wait, wait, wait. Are you being, how do you know this?

• 55:54Speaker 02

  No, I'm serious. He don't like you.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but what did he say?

• 55:57Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna... Go back and forth about.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  You just said you stay out of people's business. I'm gonna call him.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, call Donnell.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I can't, I can't. We can't have this. I don't, this is, that hurts.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  That hurts, dude.

• 56:10Andrew Santino?

  It's also late where he is, so he might not answer, because it's gotta be one in the morning. If he's in New York. That really hurts that you said that, because I thought we had something with him.

• 56:19Speaker 02

  Him.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he doesn't like Bobby? Oh, that's fine.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Leave a message.

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. No, he said he doesn't like you. I'm fine with it.

• 56:25Speaker 02

  He did something about, he was naked.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  What? That's insane. What? I was naked. I being real right now, Funny Marco?

• 56:35Speaker 02

  I'm serious, like, yo, the dick sign isn't stuck in my head, son.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, yeah, son. Yeah, yeah.

• 56:40Andrew Santino?

  That is what he says.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's out of control, dude.

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  Just type, text him, do you not like me? Why don't you like me? Funny Marco says.

• 56:48Speaker 02

  Let's say goodnight, boo.

• 56:49Andrew Santino?

  That is how you sign off.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Don't have his number.

• 56:51Speaker 02

  He don't like me either.

• 56:52Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 56:53Speaker 02

  He's just, he, it's just a different type of energy. But it's like a good light.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he, could I just say though, though, he, whenever I do see him, he does hug me.

• 57:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's just to, like, not come off as racist.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and then he goes, uh, you're a fool to me. And he goes, get the fuck out of here.

• 57:11Speaker 02

  That's telling you a lie.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  That's telling me a lie. Okay, that's not good. Not good.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  So do you think he's racist underneath at all?

• 57:17Speaker 02

  No.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  He's not. Are you racist? Not even a little bit? Marco? Come on.

• 57:24Speaker 02

  No. I mean, what is racist? No, tell me.

• 57:27Andrew Santino?

  Bring up some pictures.

• 57:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, let me know, because I didn't, y'all can tell me something, though.

• 57:33Andrew Santino?

  So racism and the NFL is actively fighting it right now, as I imagine.

• 57:39Speaker 02

  So like, not, I, I, not liking a group of people because of what they look like.

• 57:45Andrew Santino?

  Or just individual community or institution against a person, people based on their membership of a particular racial ethnic group typically, yeah.

• 57:51Speaker 02

  No.

• 57:52Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't like?

• 57:52Speaker 02

  No, I, I, I go off of people, off the experience that I meet them. Everybody's different.

• 57:56Andrew Santino?

  That's great.

• 57:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, so it's like.

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  That's the good way to be.

• 57:59Speaker 02

  I really don't, because if you took away color, then what?

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 58:04Speaker 02

  Everybody was the same color, then what?

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  If the world was black and white.

• 58:07Speaker 02

  Right, then it's still.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  He'd probably be eliminated. But what I'm saying is.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what up?

• 58:16Andrew Santino?

  I like that you're writing stuff down.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Here's what it is, though. I, I don't know if Funny Marco likes me.

• 58:20Andrew Santino?

  He loves you.

• 58:21Speaker 02

  I do.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:22Speaker 02

  I told you, I love hanging.

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  Hangover.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  See, that's what I mean.

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? I don't know what you mean.

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, he knows I'm not in Hangover.

• 58:28Andrew Santino?

  No, he doesn't.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  You're not in Hangover?

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not in Hangover, dude. That's Ken Jeong.

• 58:37Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 58:39Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  Now.

• 58:41Speaker 02

  Was you on Mad TV?

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:42Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 58:43Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah.

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, same guy.

• 58:44Speaker 02

  See?

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but you think we're the same guy?

• 58:47Speaker 02

  I thought it was.

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  No. Now, now, but based on this photo, do you know that that's not me?

• 58:52Speaker 02

  I know you're on Mad TV.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:54Speaker 02

  You had like screen time.

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was on the show.

• 58:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I had screen time.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  Wow, you was, how old are you?

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Fifty-four, I already told you.

• 59:03Speaker 02

  Are you like, you sure?

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:04Speaker 02

  Mad TV is like, how old was you when Mad TV?

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  I was thirty.

• 59:08Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-four years ago.

• 59:10Speaker 02

  You remember it?

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  I do, I remember it very well.

• 59:13Speaker 02

  Who was the guy that was, uh, the, the guy that, stop, stop?

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Stuart.

• 59:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, Stuart.

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Michael McDonald, yeah.

• 59:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  Good friend of ours.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Good friend of ours.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  He's around, he's still, he's doing great.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  Great guy.

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  Still, he works a lot.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  He's directing a lot. He's a director.

• 59:25Speaker 02

  I think they should bring it back.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:27Andrew Santino?

  We do too.

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:28Andrew Santino?

  We do too, we could use.

• 59:29Speaker 02

  I don't know what it was about, I just remember watching it as a kid and it was just.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  Sketch, just a sketch show. A great, like, do you like Saturday Night Live or no?

• 59:36Speaker 02

  I think Mad TV is better.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Mad TV was more fun. Mad TV.

• 59:40Speaker 02

  You had some writing to do on there?

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  I did some writing, yeah, yeah.

• 59:44Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Actually, I did.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  He did.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he did.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  Why do you do that?

• 59:48Andrew Santino?

  No, no, he did.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  No, why do you do that, though?

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  He did, he did.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:50Andrew Santino?

  He wrote a lot.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I didn't write a lot, but I did write some stuff. Why do you do that?

• 59:53Andrew Santino?

  He writes some stuff.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  Oh, hot dog.

• 59:56Speaker 02

  And your last name is Lee?

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  Lee.

• 59:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  Good, you guys are really pissing me off today.

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, keep, keep writing it down, maybe it'll come to fruition.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:00:05Speaker 02

  Where'd you get your last name from?

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  It's a good question.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  That's the crisis.

• 1:00:13Andrew Santino?

  It makes sense.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, my father, Bruce, had Lee.

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I just, you know, when he gave birth to me, I just took on the family name.

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  The Korean surname Lee originates from the Chinese character for plum.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Which is the shape of my testicle.

• 1:00:30Speaker 02

  You don't think that's racist for them to have it?

• 1:00:32Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, cuz that's real.

• 1:00:33Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:00:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. The name of the lead, the Chinese origin, live from the character, meaning plum or plum tree. It's actually pretty beautiful.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:40Andrew Santino?

  That's actually beautiful.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  It is beautiful.

• 1:00:43Speaker 02

  Little plum.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm a plum dude.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Like you'll love to have, like you sound respectable.

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  Because Lee is very, it's, it's, it's one syllable, it's quick, Lee.

• 1:00:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  So when you get married, do you get your name up?

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  No, no, my wife would take on my name, no?

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  You don't want her name?

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't, I, I, I don't know what her last name, give me her, give me an example of what her last name would be.

• 1:01:02Speaker 02

  Henderson?

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:01:03Speaker 02

  Henderson.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Henderson?

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  Bobby Henderson?

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  Bobby Henderson.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, I like that. I like that a lot.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  Like Ricky Henderson.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, would you change your last name?

• 1:01:13Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Would you change your last name?

• 1:01:14Speaker 02

  I wanna ask you a question.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, why, why, why can I ask you?

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  You can, I'm gonna answer it first.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm gonna answer it second, um. What do you sound Henderson sound like? What race would you put that with?

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Henderson. Let me see. That's a re- Henderson.

• 1:01:29Andrew Santino?

  Henderson.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Henderson?

• 1:01:31Speaker 02

  What, what race would you feel?

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  It white.

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:01:34Andrew Santino?

  Ricky Henderson was black, great baseball player.

• 1:01:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Really? Ricky Henderson was bla- uh, black? Yeah.

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  It's a black last name.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  It's a black last name.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Henderson, it says right there, AI, the surname Henderson is only for black people. It says it right there in AI.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  Originates from the Germanic given name Henry, meaning home ruler. It's a patronomic name, meaning-

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Scottish.

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  Son of Henry. Per, per, it's a prominent Scottish surname.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  Cuz the movie Harry and the Henderson, it's not a bunch of fucking black people.

• 1:02:03Andrew Santino?

  It should have been.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, look, go, Google Harry and the Henderson.

• 1:02:05Andrew Santino?

  Once again, Hollywood doing their-

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Harry and the Henderson.

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  Taking roles away.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So let me say something, are you in that?

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the Hendersons, dude.

• 1:02:16Andrew Santino?

  Let's tread lightly here.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, why?

• 1:02:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:20Andrew Santino?

  Let's tread lightly.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Why tread lightly?

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  Tread lightly here.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 1:02:25Andrew Santino?

  For you to bring that up, let's just tread.

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  Why? Cuz there's a white gorilla in it?

• 1:02:29Andrew Santino?

  Uh. Let's tread as lightly as we possibly can.

• 1:02:32Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  You know, let's really, let's, let's dance on this, on the surface. Let's do the Jesus lizard and dance right across the water and not even touch it, really.

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  You're right, point taken.

• 1:02:43Andrew Santino?

  By the way, Harry is the dog, that's the biggest bit about this whole thing.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  That's a fun, that's a fun part.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  And that's John Henderson.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever see that movie?

• 1:02:49Speaker 02

  I have not.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  You need to watch that.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Does it seem scary?

• 1:02:51Speaker 02

  No, it don't seem scary. They seem very relaxing.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  This is actually a story about immigration, that that whole thing. That's what that really was about.

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Andrew Santino?

  Bring up Ricky Henderson, the baseball player, one of the, one of the greatest of all that. So this, so it was a black name then. So maybe it changes, it changes. There he is, Ricky, the dog.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  One of the best. Rest in peace.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  He passed?

• 1:03:12Andrew Santino?

  Twenty twenty one, maybe? When did he die? Twenty twenty four? Oh my god. God, it was that recent.

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  Years.

• 1:03:19Andrew Santino?

  Just last year.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  Would you change your last name?

• 1:03:21Speaker 02

  Uh, I got two last names.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  And Henderson and Summers.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so.

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  I go back and forth.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  But if you met, met a woman and she's like, you need to have my last name. Would you do it?

• 1:03:30Speaker 02

  Well, how you talking? It sound like it's gonna be a Lee.

• 1:03:33Speaker 04

  No, my last name, Hotorito Ho.

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  I could take it.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Hotorito To.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Hotorito To.

• 1:03:38Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:03:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I would take that last name.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, cool.

• 1:03:42Andrew Santino?

  See, I think when you get married, you should, you guys should make up a new last name. That's my theory.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  That's dope.

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  They should just make up a new last name.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:47Andrew Santino?

  It's a new family.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  This is fun. You come up with half and then you finish it.

• 1:03:51Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  Right? So go ahead.

• 1:03:53Speaker 02

  Which one? A last name?

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, to start, well, I had last name and he's gonna finish it. You can create a new last name.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Half of a last name. Go ahead and go. Funny Marco.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  So start a half of a last name.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Funny, what the fuck?

• 1:04:07Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, it's coming to me.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:10Speaker 02

  Her.

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  Gazer.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  Her gazer.

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  Her gazer.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Love this game.

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  You didn't do her, like.

• 1:04:16Andrew Santino?

  Hmm?

• 1:04:17Speaker 02

  Hertzin or nothing?

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  No, her gazer.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  Hey man, you do your thing, I do mine.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:22Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you one and you finish it.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  I wanna play. Okay.

• 1:04:25Andrew Santino?

  Sit this one out.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  No, okay, ready? I'll give you one.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  Shan.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Penis.

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  Shan Penis. I did know that was gonna go that way.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me another one, really.

• 1:04:36Andrew Santino?

  See that coming.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Give me, I'll be, let's be real. I'll do it real.

• 1:04:40Andrew Santino?

  Bane.

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  Merkel.

• 1:04:41Andrew Santino?

  Bane Merkel.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  Mr. And Mrs. Bane Merkel.

• 1:04:43Speaker 02

  Why you say my call like that?

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's got, it's sort of an, a, a Scottish twang.

• 1:04:48Andrew Santino?

  Scottish. English is your second language.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  What do you feel like, when you, when y'all on stage, do y'all sometimes have a moment where it just seems so like, you could just, it's like, it just, in the matrix, something just hit you like, goddamn. I'm really on stage, like.

• 1:05:04Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes, yeah.

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  Matrix moment?

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  Where you kinda feel surreal, where you don't even, you can't believe it.

• 1:05:08Speaker 02

  Like, oh my god.

• 1:05:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:10Speaker 02

  Like you just like a tunnel, where you just go, yeah.

• 1:05:12Andrew Santino?

  That's kinda how it feels sometimes.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  And then, and then I wake up, I'm in a pod.

• 1:05:17Andrew Santino?

  Dripping wet.

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  Wet in a pod.

• 1:05:21Speaker 06

  Not so fantasies, I'm talking about real life.

• 1:05:23Andrew Santino?

  Real life. I gotta tell you, eighteen coughs later, you're definitely sick. There's no chance.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're getting, we're getting, you know.

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  That's not allergies.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something.

• 1:05:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna have that cough tomorrow.

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna get sick.

• 1:05:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:34Speaker 06

  No, it's not. Okay, so I have mucus and it's coming out.

• 1:05:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's when you're sick.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's sick.

• 1:05:38Speaker 06

  It's not, it's mucus, it's, it's allergy. Allergy mucus.

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  Allergy mucus.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:43Andrew Santino?

  How often does allergies, uh, create a cough?

• 1:05:45Speaker 06

  Uh. I only cough seventeen times since I've been here.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:49Andrew Santino?

  Seventeen or eighteen, yeah.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  How long are you, have you been sick?

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  How long?

• 1:05:53Speaker 06

  About two months.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:05:57Speaker 06

  Why you laugh?

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, just because it, that's a big sickness. Two months is longer than it should be.

• 1:06:02Speaker 06

  No, it ain't, that's like normal.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  Average sickness.

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  What are your symptoms right now? Sore throat?

• 1:06:07Speaker 06

  Uh, no, my throat's okay.

• 1:06:08Andrew Santino?

  What's your manager's name again?

• 1:06:10Speaker 06

  Jackie.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Jackie!

• 1:06:12Andrew Santino?

  Is he sick? Uh, his allergy. Yeah. Good manager.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  That's a really good manager.

• 1:06:18Andrew Santino?

  Good, good fucking manager.

• 1:06:19Speaker 06

  Uh, can I ask you a question? Because I was arguing with my brother about this. I, I stopped wearing pull-ups at the age six going on seven. When did y'all stop?

• 1:06:27Andrew Santino?

  Diapers?

• 1:06:28Speaker 06

  Pull-ups.

• 1:06:28Andrew Santino?

  Same thing, I think. You piss in those, yes?

• 1:06:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  Those are diapers, yeah.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:33Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 1:06:34Speaker 06

  Oh, what's the normal age to get out of?

• 1:06:36Andrew Santino?

  To get out of diapers? Eighteen.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  I was three.

• 1:06:40Andrew Santino?

  I was probably around three or four, right?

• 1:06:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was six going on seven.

• 1:06:43Andrew Santino?

  Did you wet the bed as a kid?

• 1:06:44Speaker 06

  I had a pull-up on.

• 1:06:46Andrew Santino?

  But when, after?

• 1:06:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you pee in the pull-up while you're in bed?

• 1:06:50Andrew Santino?

  No, no, after you were six, did you wet the bed?

• 1:06:51Speaker 06

  Or shit or pee?

• 1:06:52Andrew Santino?

  You, did you have a bed wetting problem at all as a kid?

• 1:06:55Speaker 06

  No, after I got out of the pull-ups at six going on seven.

• 1:06:57Andrew Santino?

  You were straight.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:06:59Speaker 06

  But I thought that's the average age.

• 1:07:01Andrew Santino?

  What's, what's the average age to get out of diapers?

• 1:07:03Speaker 06

  Between two and three.

• 1:07:06Andrew Santino?

  When do people get out of diapers? Two, maybe three, sounds right. Four is a late, that's a late bloomer.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  Funny, funny Marco, do you ever shit your pants?

• 1:07:14Speaker 06

  Uh.

• 1:07:15Speaker 02

  Well, I guess, you know, sharted before.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant.

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  I was trying to show out and try to fart, but.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  That was it, so.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay. When's the last time it happened?

• 1:07:24Speaker 02

  I don't do that no more.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  Two and four, right.

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  Why'd you write that down?

• 1:07:28Andrew Santino?

  I was right. Two and four is about right.

• 1:07:29Speaker 02

  So why did I, why are they six and seven? I don't know what was.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Maybe underdeveloped.

• 1:07:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, maybe, maybe you needed an extra, a little bit extra time. Some people need a little bit more.

• 1:07:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, I went to normal schools too.

• 1:07:39Andrew Santino?

  Normal schools?

• 1:07:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  You mean like, um.

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  Were we slow? Are we slow?

• 1:07:44Speaker 02

  I wouldn't call it slow.

• 1:07:46Andrew Santino?

  We didn't, we went.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  You need special attention?

• 1:07:48Andrew Santino?

  We did, yeah.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:49Andrew Santino?

  Did you?

• 1:07:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we did.

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  You really did a special attention?

• 1:07:53Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  Like, what, what, what kind?

• 1:07:55Speaker 02

  Well, I was in a program called CARE.

• 1:07:58Andrew Santino?

  CARE stands for children and.

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  And.

• 1:08:03Andrew Santino?

  Real experts.

• 1:08:05Speaker 02

  Something.

• 1:08:06Andrew Santino?

  So it's an alternative school for those that learn different, correct? That's kind of what it is?

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:10Speaker 02

  Oh shit, y'all been having headphones the whole time. Y'all can hear me?

• 1:08:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  Can you hear us?

• 1:08:16Speaker 02

  No, y'all didn't, yeah, I'm saying y'all.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  Do you want them? They're right here.

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  Oh, y'all didn't tell me.

• 1:08:20Andrew Santino?

  We have them, but you've been doing so fine without them. Do you want them?

• 1:08:23Speaker 02

  I mean, y'all didn't tell me.

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  But you look good. We didn't want to fuck up your hat.

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:26Speaker 02

  Wow, you got Pussyci in here.

• 1:08:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Pussyci's in this motherfucker.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  Try them.

• 1:08:30Andrew Santino?

  I just didn't want to fuck up your hat.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  Let's try them.

• 1:08:33Andrew Santino?

  Does that sound better now?

• 1:08:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, better?

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  You want to keep them on?

• 1:08:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, I like them.

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:38Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  God bless you.

• 1:08:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:40Andrew Santino?

  Strip clubs are big in Atlanta. Do you go to those?

• 1:08:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta support strip clubs.

• 1:08:44Andrew Santino?

  You have to. What's your favorite one?

• 1:08:46Speaker 02

  Uh, I like Blue Flame. You got Magic City.

• 1:08:48Andrew Santino?

  Magic City's pretty standard, yeah. Blue Flame though. Yeah. Do you, are you, do you befriend the dancers? Do you know them personally?

• 1:08:55Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, I get to hear their story, why they ended up there, if their dad know they, why they in here. That's the first question I ask. Do your mom know you do this?

• 1:09:01Andrew Santino?

  And what do they say usually?

• 1:09:03Speaker 02

  Uh, why would you ask that?

• 1:09:08Andrew Santino?

  And what do you say in return?

• 1:09:09Speaker 02

  I just want to know, kind of like, you know, getting to know their background.

• 1:09:12Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:09:13Speaker 02

  It's important.

• 1:09:14Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever dated a stripper?

• 1:09:15Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 1:09:16Andrew Santino?

  You have?

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:17Andrew Santino?

  More than one?

• 1:09:19Speaker 02

  I had one solid one.

• 1:09:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, one solid, one good one. From the Flame. Father is suing Atlanta gentleman's club after son is shot dead outside of Blue Flame. Deshaun Marquis Lee. Ah, what do you know?

• 1:09:31Andrew Santino?

  Deshaun Marcus Lee Hendren. Now, this is a guy that took a few last names.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  After a fight inside the Blue Flame Lounge spilled into the nearby parking lot. When was this shooting?

• 1:09:40Speaker 02

  Trust me, it's a good club.

• 1:09:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know, it was a long time ago. Look at that.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  It was three years ago.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  Three years ago. That's so far removed.

• 1:09:46Speaker 02

  R.I.P. to him, too.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:48Andrew Santino?

  R.I.P. to that gentleman. That's terrible. The Blue Flame Lounge, though. They have $5 pancakes.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:09:54Andrew Santino?

  Not bad.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  Have you had the food there?

• 1:09:56Speaker 02

  Uh, nah.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:57Speaker 02

  I only eat food from like, you know, everywhere.

• 1:10:00Andrew Santino?

  Where do you get food from, then?

• 1:10:02Speaker 02

  Uh, Papado's.

• 1:10:04Andrew Santino?

  Only Papado's. And then do you cook at, do you cook at home?

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I cook at home. I like cooking.

• 1:10:08Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 1:10:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:08Andrew Santino?

  What would you make us if we came over?

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  We came over. What was it?

• 1:10:11Speaker 02

  I'll make y'all some fried chicken.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:10:13Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:10:13Speaker 02

  Okay. Sorry, I shouldn't have went that deep. Um...

• 1:10:16Andrew Santino?

  Fried chicken?

• 1:10:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, fried chicken with some fries.

• 1:10:19Andrew Santino?

  French fries?

• 1:10:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:10:21Andrew Santino?

  Anything else?

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  Some ketchup and hot sauce.

• 1:10:23Andrew Santino?

  Ketchup and hot sauce. What did, what?

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  Salad, or?

• 1:10:26Andrew Santino?

  What are you drinking? Liquor? No liquor? Okay. Are you a drinker?

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  Nah, I drink Mike's Hard Lemonade.

• 1:10:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  Mm.

• 1:10:33Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 1:10:33Andrew Santino?

  Do you get high?

• 1:10:35Speaker 02

  No, I like coffee.

• 1:10:36Andrew Santino?

  Right. No drugs?

• 1:10:38Speaker 02

  Mm-mm.

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  Just a little?

• 1:10:39Speaker 02

  I smoked before, but it was hard, the cough, like.

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:41Speaker 02

  I did an edible before and it was just like... That was just all shit.

• 1:10:45Andrew Santino?

  So you're, you're no more of that?

• 1:10:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's edibles.

• 1:10:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:48Speaker 02

  And that was like powerful.

• 1:10:50Andrew Santino?

  It's heavy?

• 1:10:50Speaker 02

  Edibles are powerful.

• 1:10:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're heavy. But Mike's Hard Lemonade, you like?

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, that does get me on buzz.

• 1:10:55Andrew Santino?

  I like those sometimes.

• 1:10:58Andrew Santino?

  Three of those in your set?

• 1:10:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:59Andrew Santino?

  I used to drink those in high school all the time.

• 1:11:01Speaker 02

  Why you say it like that?

• 1:11:02Andrew Santino?

  I used to drink them in high school all the time.

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  I know, but why you say like, "I used to"?

• 1:11:06Andrew Santino?

  Cause I don't do it anymore.

• 1:11:07Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:11:08Andrew Santino?

  It's past tense. They're too sweet for me.

• 1:11:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. When you get older, you start to feel that way.

• 1:11:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sugar, too much sugar. Like, you don't like desserts, like I don't like Mike's Hard Lemonade.

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how old are you? We don't know how old you are.

• 1:11:17Speaker 02

  I'm 32.

• 1:11:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:11:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:20Andrew Santino?

  You said it like he wasn't gonna answer.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 1:11:23Speaker 02

  You look like a backup quarterback.

• 1:11:24Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 1:11:24Andrew Santino?

  I look like a backup quarterback? I'll take that.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  You look like a backup quarterback.

• 1:11:29Andrew Santino?

  I'll take that.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  What do I look like?

• 1:11:30Speaker 02

  Uh, what's his name, Rush? If y'all look up, uh... Look up the Baltimore quarterback right now.

• 1:11:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, that's right. I got tagged a lot online by that guy. People said I look like that guy. Man, you are sick.

• 1:11:42Speaker 02

  I'm not.

• 1:11:42Andrew Santino?

  There's no way that's it. There I am.

• 1:11:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's you.

• 1:11:46Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking awesome.

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  What do I like? Do me, do me now.

• 1:11:49Andrew Santino?

  Bob doesn't know that's not an insult. That's fantastic to be in the NFL. Do I look like I'm in the fucking NFL?

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  That's a good, that's a good thing.

• 1:11:57Andrew Santino?

  Huge.

• 1:11:57Speaker 02

  And you still going, like you smart.

• 1:11:58Andrew Santino?

  Fuck yeah.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, watch what he gives me now.

• 1:12:00Andrew Santino?

  What is he?

• 1:12:01Speaker 02

  He has hella interceptions.

• 1:12:03Andrew Santino?

  What does, what does he look like?

• 1:12:05Speaker 02

  Uh, type in Panda, Panda Express.

• 1:12:07Andrew Santino?

  Panda Express?

• 1:12:08Speaker 02

  Workers.

• 1:12:10Andrew Santino?

  Not gonna lie, you do look like three of the five of them.

• 1:12:13Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't know.

• 1:12:14Andrew Santino?

  That's a Mexican woman.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  That's a Mexican woman.

• 1:12:15Andrew Santino?

  Or maybe the owners.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  Is that, is that Mr. Express right there?

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  Look, look.

• 1:12:22Speaker 02

  Do you know why I never seen a black Chinese worker? Like, I mean, I never seen a black person working at a Chinese restaurant.

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:12:30Speaker 02

  Why? Why not?

• 1:12:32Andrew Santino?

  Why isn't there not a black person working at a Chinese restaurant?

• 1:12:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, they don't hire. I asked for application before, they didn't give me.

• 1:12:36Andrew Santino?

  You wanted to work at Panda Express?

• 1:12:38Speaker 02

  Not that one, no. They'll hire black people at Chinese restaurant, like.

• 1:12:41Andrew Santino?

  So like if you walked into a soul food restaurant, you don't want to see white people back there working?

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:46Speaker 02

  Uh, it happened.

• 1:12:47Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  If you saw an Asian guy, "Do you want some grit?"

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  "You want cauliflower, uh, color green?" You wouldn't, you wouldn't like it.

• 1:12:57Speaker 02

  It, it happened.

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  Uh?

• 1:12:59Speaker 02

  It happened at Papa's churches.

• 1:13:01Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, that's fast food, that's different. He's talking about like a family owned restaurant is different. Cause I guarantee you there's a black guy that works at a Panda Express. I bet my life on it.

• 1:13:08Speaker 02

  It is.

• 1:13:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:13:09Andrew Santino?

  But at a family owned restaurant?

• 1:13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're gonna get. No, you're not gonna get that.

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna get that, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:14Andrew Santino?

  Like a Cracker Barrel.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:16Andrew Santino?

  My parents own a couple Cracker Barrel.

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:18Andrew Santino?

  We won't hire anybody but crackers.

• 1:13:20Bobby Lee?

  And they kept the barrel and that man on the side.

• 1:13:22Andrew Santino?

  And they better, and they better bring it back.

• 1:13:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:25Andrew Santino?

  Donald Trump.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  Have you been to Cracker Barrel?

• 1:13:27Speaker 02

  Uh, no, I've never been there.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  It's great breakfast. You like breakfast?

• 1:13:32Speaker 02

  Uh, I really don't eat breakfast.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  I told you.

• 1:13:34Andrew Santino?

  You don't eat anything?

• 1:13:36Speaker 02

  I eat, I eat at night.

• 1:13:37Andrew Santino?

  At, late at night.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Are you having fun?

• 1:13:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:40Speaker 02

  I got to learn a lot about y'all and this is a moment, cause everybody in this room is gonna die. Eventually. But we created a moment.

• 1:13:48Andrew Santino?

  We did.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  We did, I think we did.

• 1:13:50Andrew Santino?

  I'd like to not die.

• 1:13:51Speaker 02

  We came inside each other. I came inside the room.

• 1:13:53Andrew Santino?

  We came inside the room, I think.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  And we did come inside each other.

• 1:13:56Andrew Santino?

  That part's true. That part's not true, that part.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that is not what he said.

• 1:13:59Speaker 02

  I'm saying like, like from spirit.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  Spiritually hearing you.

• 1:14:01Andrew Santino?

  Spiritually, we did come, I think our energies combined.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it came inside.

• 1:14:05Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so. I think our energies met.

• 1:14:08Bobby Lee?

  My energy came inside you. I could feel it. Yeah, I could feel it too, you know.

• 1:14:12Andrew Santino?

  I don't feel it.

• 1:14:13Bobby Lee?

  I didn't pull out. I feel it. Yeah, I didn't pull out. No, it's always gonna stick with me. Yeah, it's gonna stick inside you. I'm gonna go and go to YouTube and I'm gonna watch Mad TV tonight. Yeah? Yeah. I'm gonna watch your videos.

• 1:14:25Andrew Santino?

  Will you show it to your son tomorrow?

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  What, the Mad TV?

• 1:14:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, show your son Mad TV.

• 1:14:30Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 1:14:31Bobby Lee?

  I mean, what skits, what's the skit that you're in that you remember that was big?

• 1:14:35Andrew Santino?

  What's the one that you did?

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  I did, I did a punch, but I don't know. What was a big one, like you're like, this is a good one? I did, uh, no, don't do.

• 1:14:42Andrew Santino?

  Uh oh, hot dog was huge.

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  North Korean Scientist was big? North Korean Scientist?

• 1:14:46Andrew Santino?

  US Connie Chung was big.

• 1:14:48Bobby Lee?

  No, North Korean Scientist is my biggest one.

• 1:14:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that one was huge.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  That's me and my brother Steve.

• 1:14:52Andrew Santino?

  Huge.

• 1:14:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was a great one. You was in Pineapple Express? I had one line in that, yes.

• 1:14:59Andrew Santino?

  He was in it?

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How do you remember?

• 1:15:02Speaker 06

  He was in the van in one cutaway scene.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and, and that was me and the guy from Hangover.

• 1:15:07Andrew Santino?

  And that's why he confused you? That does make sense.

• 1:15:09Bobby Lee?

  That's what I say, I, I, I, you know.

• 1:15:12Andrew Santino?

  They're almost one of the same.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  They're one of the same, yeah. That's you, right? Yeah, it is me. Yeah. There, there I am again.

• 1:15:17Andrew Santino?

  Marco, do you have any burning questions to ask us before we end this interview?

• 1:15:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't burn.

• 1:15:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, I, uh, do you have any honest questions to ask us before we end?

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  Uh, what do you see yourself in like, you know, like 20 years? What do you see yourself? Well, I'll be 74. I just feel like I'll be on a beach somewhere, tanning, drinking some sweet drink. Yeah, get my dick sucked.

• 1:15:41Andrew Santino?

  I'll be 60.

• 1:15:44Andrew Santino?

  62.

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  You think I'll be dead?

• 1:15:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. 62, 62. I'll be living in the, in the woods in Canada somewhere.

• 1:15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So he's gonna be out of your life for sure.

• 1:15:56Andrew Santino?

  100%, yeah, this is only gonna last a couple of years.

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  But it's just that we gotta enjoy these moments.

• 1:15:59Andrew Santino?

  That's what I mean.

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  He'll be writing his manifesto.

• 1:16:02Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:16:02Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna make things, send it in the mail.

• 1:16:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I won't send it to you, though.

• 1:16:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 1:16:08Andrew Santino?

  But some of, some people.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't take my mailbox. Yeah.

• 1:16:11Andrew Santino?

  Please don't.

• 1:16:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then, um.

• 1:16:13Andrew Santino?

  Where are you gonna be in 20 years?

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  You'll be 52. I won't be 52, I'm 30.

• 1:16:20Speaker 02

  Two now, I probably what twenty years of

• 1:16:22Bobby Lee?

  Be fifty two.

• 1:16:23Speaker 02

  I'll be what forty two, forty two.

• 1:16:25Andrew Santino?

  Fifty two.

• 1:16:26Speaker 02

  Oh, same thing.

• 1:16:27Andrew Santino?

  Fifty two, same thing, it's pretty close.

• 1:16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:29Andrew Santino?

  You'll be almost his age.

• 1:16:30Speaker 02

  Oh, I probably.

• 1:16:30Andrew Santino?

  In twenty years, you'll still be younger than Bobby.

• 1:16:32Speaker 02

  I wanna be living in a.

• 1:16:33Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy thing.

• 1:16:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's gross.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's gross.

• 1:16:35Andrew Santino?

  That's weird.

• 1:16:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:36Speaker 02

  I'll probably just be living in, I want like a dope.

• 1:16:39Bobby Lee?

  Adobe?

• 1:16:41Andrew Santino?

  A dope treehouse.

• 1:16:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:42Andrew Santino?

  Would you build it?

• 1:16:43Speaker 02

  No, hell no.

• 1:16:44Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:45Speaker 02

  I'll pay somebody to do it. Yeah, this is, I don't.

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  You're emotionally healthy.

• 1:16:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is okay. I get, I probably get mad two times a month.

• 1:16:51Andrew Santino?

  What do you get mad about?

• 1:16:53Speaker 02

  Probably getting Madden, fucked up my record.

• 1:16:56Andrew Santino?

  Madden, get in Madden?

• 1:16:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:59Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 1:16:59Andrew Santino?

  That'll set you off a little bit.

• 1:17:02Speaker 02

  Just that, uh.

• 1:17:03Andrew Santino?

  What team do you play with in Madden?

• 1:17:05Speaker 02

  I play, I was playing with the Chiefs, is all to play with, but I play with Philadelphia Eagles, cause Eagles, cause they're cheap.

• 1:17:11Andrew Santino?

  Cause they cheat?

• 1:17:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't like the Eagles, but.

• 1:17:14Andrew Santino?

  But you play them?

• 1:17:17Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, they got a good squad.

• 1:17:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, they do. But the Chiefs are going back to the Super Bowl.

• 1:17:22Andrew Santino?

  You think so?

• 1:17:23Speaker 02

  I know so.

• 1:17:24Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 1:17:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:25Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 1:17:25Andrew Santino?

  You heard it here?

• 1:17:26Speaker 02

  It's part of the storyline.

• 1:17:27Andrew Santino?

  It is part of the storyline.

• 1:17:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:29Andrew Santino?

  They need to go back.

• 1:17:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:31Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I believe in you. Funny Marco, it's been more than a pleasure to have you on my birthday.

• 1:17:36Speaker 02

  You say it to every fucking guest.

• 1:17:37Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no. It's been more than a pleasure to have you on my birthday episode.

• 1:17:40Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 1:17:41Andrew Santino?

  This is, this has been an actual great birthday.

• 1:17:46Andrew Santino?

  And I will get sick.

• 1:17:47Bobby Lee?

  Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah.

• 1:17:49Andrew Santino?

  Azad.

• 1:17:49Speaker 02

  Y'all got cake and ice cream here?

• 1:17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:51Andrew Santino?

  Do we have what?

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  Cake and ice cream, do they bring it out right now?

• 1:17:53Bobby Lee?

  We already did that.

• 1:17:54Andrew Santino?

  You said you don't want dessert.

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  You don't want tiramisu.

• 1:17:55Speaker 02

  But yeah, is it vanilla?

• 1:17:57Andrew Santino?

  It, tiramisu, tiramisu.

• 1:17:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, is it chocolate or vanilla?

• 1:18:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's got all of it in there.

• 1:18:01Andrew Santino?

  Got all of it.

• 1:18:02Bobby Lee?

  You wanna try it?

• 1:18:03Speaker 02

  It wa, it's all of it in there?

• 1:18:04Andrew Santino?

  Give him a piece.

• 1:18:05Bobby Lee?

  Just try it.

• 1:18:05Speaker 02

  I don't like mix.

• 1:18:06Andrew Santino?

  Huh? You don't like to mix?

• 1:18:07Bobby Lee?

  Just try a piece.

• 1:18:09Speaker 02

  I like stuff straight up.

• 1:18:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:18:10Andrew Santino?

  You have multicultural babies. You definitely like to mix.

• 1:18:13Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:18:14Andrew Santino?

  Am I wrong?

• 1:18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:15Andrew Santino?

  You have multicultural children, so you love to mix. Is that wrong?

• 1:18:20Speaker 02

  You're right.

• 1:18:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:20Speaker 02

  You wanna?

• 1:18:21Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful babies.

• 1:18:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, take me through there.

• 1:18:24Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 1:18:25Speaker 02

  Thank you for watching Being a Bad Friend.

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