Yellow Peril & Cave Butter

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:26Andrew Santino?

  Hey, what's up, bad friends? I am on tour. I'm back out on the road. First up, I do San Francisco. Sadly, that's sold out. I think there's a waitlist now. Brea, Southern California. Brea Improv, come out and see me, Brea. Then I'm gonna be at the Tempe Improv, out there in my old stomping grounds of ASU. I'm gonna be in Hammond, Indiana, right before Thanksgiving. I'm gonna be at Caesar's Windsor in Ontario, Canada. Then I'm going to Bethlehem, PA, Hanover, Maryland, Atlantic City at the Borgata. That's getting close to being sold out. Valley Center, Harrah's Casino down in Valley Center, which is near San Diego. Canyonville, Oregon, over there during Valentine's Day. And then I'm gonna be at the Wynn Casino in Las Vegas in March of the new year. So get your tickets at andrewsantino.com. Andrew Santino.com.

• 1:06Speaker 02

  You two are bad friends.

• 1:08Speaker 03

  Who are these two idiots?

• 1:09Speaker 02

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 1:14Speaker 03

  Well, you two are something.

• 1:17Speaker 02

  We're bad friends.

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man. Yes, he is.

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  I went for a hike today, and I had to carry my dog up half of the hill. She's getting old.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 1:38Andrew Santino?

  My heart break. It is so funny. She's getting to the point now where she just lays down when she's over it. You know when dogs like sit, and they just won't get up? Because you're like, come on, come on. She just lay down in the dirt. I was like, please get up and go. Please, can we go? And then she just looked up. I was like, I'll pick you.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  How old is?

• 1:56Andrew Santino?

  Thirty-six.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's good. That's really good.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  She's gonna be nine, I think.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  So I made the decision...

• 2:03Andrew Santino?

  She's an old dog.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  We have a dog named Remy. Eyes completely white.

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna do it, aren't you? And you're gonna put her down?

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Spine crooked.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  Dude, bro, what?

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  No, but when a dog's eyes significantly, stress or fear when they have, uh?

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  He's completely blind, Remy is deaf, cricket spine, right? Won't leave his bed, right? So the vet said, um, you guys might wanna start thinking about.

• 2:33Andrew Santino?

  Don't put him down.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  And I go, we're doing Christmas.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  We're doing Christmas.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  I go, we're doing Christmas.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  We'll put him down on Christmas.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Maybe in January.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  Put him down on Christmas.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but when I told Jules, um, that information two days ago, we all just started crying.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  I know, I don't wanna hear it.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  What? You wanna, you don't wanna hear the cry?

• 2:54Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna hear how you cry.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  And then, you know what? And then you start thinking about your other animals, cause I have seven of them.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  They're all gonna go.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's just, it's just devastating.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  But we're all gonna go.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  I wanna do that full body scan thing you were talking about.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I gotta do it too. Cause we know a comic that had that done, and they found a little something.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  They found a little something in our friend.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:19Andrew Santino?

  I wanna do a full body scan. Carlos, you should do a full body scan.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:22Speaker 05

  I just got health insurance this summer, so I'm excited.

• 3:26Andrew Santino?

  Is that the first time you've ever had it?

• 3:28Speaker 05

  No, not since I got dropped off by parents, like 11 years ago.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Are your parents disappointed in you? That's what it feels like.

• 3:35Speaker 05

  No, I think they're-

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  How could they look back at their lives and you and they go, oh, we're proud?

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:40Speaker 05

  Because I'm not like, I'm not dead.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you didn't die.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:44Speaker 05

  I don't work like a-

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm proud of you.

• 3:47Speaker 05

  You are?

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, the glory holes, you know what I mean?

• 3:50Andrew Santino?

  That stuff's cool, yeah, very cool.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  I've kept this job- You've almost died and survived, you know?

• 3:54Speaker 05

  I kept this job.

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's true, is this the longest job you've ever had?

• 3:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, 100,000%.

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, since I-

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  Have you thought about quitting ever?

• 4:01Speaker 05

  No, never, I love this job.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 4:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, I love it.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  You got, like, the fame?

• 4:05Speaker 05

  That's not why.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  That's why!

• 4:06Speaker 05

  That's projecting, that is projecting.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't like the fame!

• 4:10Speaker 05

  Oh, you don't?

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't have, get any fame! I do, but, you know what I mean?

• 4:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I, I, I don't bask in it.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  Here's how much Bobby hates the fame. When I said, where'd you go see the movie that we're talking about? He goes, The Grove. The most, look at me, look at me, look at me, location. The Grove, of all places to go see a movie? That, that's like being like, I went to Universal Studios. It's

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  I've been too.

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  I know, it's the busiest. You love that.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  I go to the little quiet as far away.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  No, you go to the hipster one where all the hipsters say, what's up, man, with their fancy mustaches.

• 4:45Andrew Santino?

  I go to Burbank.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't do.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  I, I do. I go.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  I shouldn't say that.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  You went to Echo Park or something.

• 4:50Andrew Santino?

  No, I go to Burbank. Where did I go to see this movie?

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  Lemley on Sunset, eight, eight thousand Sunset.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  That's because I had dinner down there. And it's the

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  You do, already dude, can I just say something?

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  And it's the only one that had an eight o'clock.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  Your lips tighten up dude, you're starting a fight.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  You know what it is?

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  You what?

• 5:06Andrew Santino?

  It's because I'm, my lips are sunburnt.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  I went to, I, I usually go to Burbank because I like it. It's quiet and there's four theaters up there.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Have you noticed that they, they've cut down the Nicole Kidman video?

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm tired of it.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm tired of it. It's too long of a walk. It's too long of a walk, too much talking.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  Too much.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Right? The audience goes a little too haywire for me, but then Friday night when I saw one battle after the next, it was just one thing she said. And that was, that was perfect.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  That is good.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Editing.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  You know the, the scene where they're like, put away your cell phone, da, da, da, and do that thing? I went down to watch a movie in Inglewood.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:43Andrew Santino?

  They run a different pre-roll down there.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Different pre-roll.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  They're like, take out your cell phone, turn that shit on, text and FaceTime the whole time the movie's going.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Talk as loud as you can.

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  Talk as loud as you can.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  The vital moment.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  Walk out to pee for five more times.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was different down there.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  Start a riot, start a riot, start a riot.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  You know what else I'm tired of?

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  Actually, wait, this reminds me of the first time I went to go see Belly in the movie theater. Remember Belly?

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  She bring up Belly. He probably doesn't even remember Belly. Look at how, look at this movie. I went to go see this in a tough neighborhood.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  And DM, spoiler alert, DMX gets killed pretty early on. And a dude, a black dude in front of us stands up and he goes, oh, hell no! And they walked out. They wanted DMX in the whole fucking movie.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  That's what I do when Michelle Yeoh dies early.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, hell no!

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  I go, "Fuck, I know!" No, so I'm tired of-

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  God, Belly was such a good movie.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  The Coca-Cola commercials with the two people. Right, and then all of a sudden they're race car driving. And then all of a sudden they're dancing.

• 6:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then all of a sudden they're basically just in love on the middle of a New York street, and they hit the cokes together. I hate that one, and it has nothing to do with it because they're black. Okay, good. It has nothing to do with it. If they were white, it would annoy me too.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, maybe it wouldn't. No.

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, I met this girl at the Comedy Store. It was Thursday.

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Pretty.

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  And then she was like, then she just kinda made out with me in the hallway.

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  Just started making out with you?

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, we talked a little bit, had a cigarette, right? I bought her a drink. Like the Coke commercial.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  Just like the Coke commercial.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  And then we raced cars, and we started dancing. It was crazy.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  Pretty cool.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. One battle after another, though.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  That's one of the best movies I've seen.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Best movies I've ever seen.

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  Also underrated as far as comedy goes. It won't be considered a comedy, but it absolutely is a comedy. It's an action movie, but it's a comedy, for sure.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I find Leo, because of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood too, I think he was very funny in that at times.

• 7:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, oh yeah.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just think that it's, because he plays it real as well. It's interesting. They're funny situations, but he's such a good actor, and when you play it real-

• 7:57Andrew Santino?

  That's when it's funny.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  That's when it's super funny.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  Right, he's not like, it's not like a, it's not like, you know, like a Will Ferrell character that he's supposed to be, he is just being funny. Because this one, the situations are very honest, but the reaction is funny.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and Benicio was great in it.

• 8:14Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  The best.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  How old is Benicio del Toro at this point? Let's take a guess. Fifty something. I thought maybe almost sixty by now. Sixty gotta be. Sixty-two is my guess.

• 8:26Speaker 05

  Do you wanna guess, Bob?

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, I remember when he first came, when he did Usual Suspects, I was at the Mondrian. I was a doorman.

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  But how old was he then? Thirty?

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  But he seen my age. But he was like on fire, cuz it was him and Michael Rapaport wearing the Mondrian. I see them like dancing with these hot chicks. And I was, and I remember just sitting by myself with a Diet Coke. Sipping going, oh my god, that's the

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  That's the, that's the way.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  That's the new Hollywood.

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I wanna ask you this, this is interesting. These newer theaters, these nicer movie theaters now?

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  It's not just the old school snacks.

• 9:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  The upgrade is crazy.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Crazy.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  Bro, they had, we had, uh, what's it?

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  Raisinettes.

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  That's old school.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck. Let me guess, let me guess.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  No, no, you're, this is just insane. They had those high-end choc, like dark chocolate bars?

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  With mixed in like raspberry flakes and all that stuff? And I was like, I'm not getting at the fucking movie theater.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 9:24Andrew Santino?

  And she was like, let's just get it just with their popcorn. I was, I can't go back.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  The dark milk, the dark chocolate with like the raspberry, like the, you know, like the Lindt chocolate bars, you know those? They had those on display. They had ten different flavors. I was like, come on, get three or four.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  How do you get the butter at the bottom of the bucket?

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  Say it again?

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  How do you get the butter at the bottom of the bucket?

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're gonna think I'm a psychopath.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  No, but, cuz I don't know.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  Cause I squirt a cup of butter. I get a side cup for a fountain and I put butter in it.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, what?

• 9:55Andrew Santino?

  And I eat the popcorn and I sip the butter.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Like a shock, like a chaser, a chaser.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  Chaser.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  A butter chaser.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  A butter chaser.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow. But how do you do it? Do you, do you move? Sometimes I try to move it.

• 10:06Andrew Santino?

  Huh.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Or you put the butter on top and you do a shake? Like, what do you do? How do you get the butter on the bottom?

• 10:10Andrew Santino?

  Do you want my secret?

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  So you get the bucket. You can't get the bag. The bag is an issue, right? You get the bucket?

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  And you go, hey, can you fill that up just below the line? I know, don't overflow it. And they fill it up just below the line and you go, can I get a second bucket? I'll pay for just an empty bucket. And I put the bucket on top of the bucket and I shake it like a salad. And then mix it all up and I just throw.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Do you really do that?

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I throw away the second bucket.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  That's ingenious.

• 10:31Andrew Santino?

  It's that or the bucket, or the butter shot. I do a butter shot too. I'll take a little cup.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  Take a little butter back.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  A little popcorn butter back.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  What kind of butter is it? It seems like oil.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  It's oil butter.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  It's oil butter.

• 10:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Well, it's also been sitting in that vat for about forty days.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:45Andrew Santino?

  There's no way they clean it.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  It's not good for you.

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  You know that's how I got sick in college, right?

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I got...

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Butter?

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  My buddy, my buddy Colin and I, I could call him, my buddy Colin and I got food poisoning during finals week of college. We went to go see a movie with our buddy Colorado John. And John was the only guy that didn't eat popcorn. He's like, "Nah, I don't want popcorn, man." And we shared a bucket of popcorn and we got so fucking sick.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  How do you get food poisoning from popcorn?

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  From the butter, the butter.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  From the butter.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  The butter spoiled.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  The oil butter.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  The butter spoiled.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  The doctor was like, "What did you eat?" I went down the list. I was like, "Dude, I had ramen," which literally doesn't go bad. Ramen lasts about nine million years in that packet.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  I go, "I had ramen for lunch. That's all I ate until we got to the theater." And then Colin had a totally different meal. We both were sick for two full days. I lost like nine pounds. It was insane.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  I look good for finals. I wasn't, my shirt off.

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  A, B, C.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I was sick. That's the sickest I've ever been, food poisoning. And the doctor concluded, he was like, "Well, it had to been, did you put butter?" I said, "Yeah, of course. We had butter on the pot." He goes, "That dude, brother, that's..."

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent what it was. It's also a college campus movie theater. The fucking goons working there are stoned to the bone like us. They're not paying attention and cleaning shit.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  Dirty, dirty, dirty.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  So, if you go to Major Domo, they're used to, they used to have cave butter. There's a cave somewhere in California where they get the butter.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  What are you, what are you talking about? Butter comes from cows.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  No, there's cave butter, dude.

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  So, so it just organically grows in the cave?

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  You know, there's like a pad in there. I don't know what it is, but like...

• 12:10Andrew Santino?

  Major Domo cave butter refers to cave aged butter from Crown Finish Cave, served at David Chang's restaurant.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 12:15Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  Right? So, what I'm saying is...

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  Crown Fin-

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  And you can taste the difference.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  Because it's from a cave.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's definitely cave butter, dude.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  What is-

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  No cave butter when I see it.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  It's just, they store it in a cave. That's all it is.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  I know. That's what I'm saying. I didn't say it's from the cave. There's not one cow in there going, "Moo."

• 12:31Andrew Santino?

  How funny if there was just a cow in a cave. He's exhausted. They're milking him all day long.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  Leave me alone.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But what I'm saying is, is you take fancy butter like that.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  And you put that in popcorn somehow.

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  Ah, this is-

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  Like, level it out. No, level out, because the oil butter is fucking bad for you.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  And, and cave butter is so flavorful, why don't we just take it to the next level?

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  Take it to the next level with the cave butter, please.

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  How do you do it? Do you condense the cave butter into a liquid form? I don't know. You have to judge more. Of course you have to.

• 13:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, it can't be that much more. How much is cave butter very expensive?

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  It's like a thousand dollars a bar.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  Fancy K butter.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like elevate the popcorn.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  We must. At this point, it is.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  Frank's gourmet popcorn butter flavored coconut oil. Oh.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:21Andrew Santino?

  It's a substitute. No, these are all substitutes, my guy.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  But still, not elevated enough for me, dude.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay, but how about this? When you get a candy, like an M and M's, you sprinkle that in the popcorn, yes?

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 13:31Andrew Santino?

  Insane you don't do that.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Do you do that?

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  Everybody does that. You sprinkle them in there, then you get to grab a couple handfuls, then you get some, you'll get one popcorn with, with some of the M and M's, because the M and M's don't go all the way through. They stick halfway in some of the crevasses.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I know, I got a good idea. You just, you make it so it's like a fucking yogurt chop.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  So it's just not just K butter, right? But you put graham, the graham crumb.

• 13:55Andrew Santino?

  A little bit of graham crumb?

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  From some toffee, some sort of toffee thing.

• 13:59Andrew Santino?

  Maybe, maybe candied pecans.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  If you're getting nuts, candied walnuts, if you're getting fucking.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  But you put the butter in first so that all the other stuff sticks to it.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  I like this.

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? What do you think? Maybe a blueberry.

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  You know, it's a stretch, but I like it. I like it, I actually.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  One blueberry?

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  One blueberry.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  In the bottom of it, you got, you have to try to find it? And your partner goes, "You got the blueberry?" Yeah, yeah, there was only one in there, you know?

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  That's good for good luck.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  That's for, yeah.

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  That's actually a good idea.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Elevate the popcorn. What else could we elevate in there? Yeah.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, they do, at some of the, like at Lemony's, they have a full bar, which I think is insane, that you can just get like a cocktail with it, which I thought was kinda crazy.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  That's nice.

• 14:37Andrew Santino?

  No drinking, but still.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  Garrett's is good, I see that. You gotta elevate the popcorn, man. We gotta move on up.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's move on to popcorn.

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  We're running thin on that. And also then, the snacks, the snacks though, the snack game is very, what's Williams Sonoma? What's this?

• 14:51Speaker 05

  Fifty dollar popcorn?

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  And Bobby's gonna love it.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's it.

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  What is that? Williams and Sonoma makes Sonoma popcorn gift set. No, no, that's the bowl thing you're paying for, not for the popcorn.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:01Speaker 05

  Glad I didn't get it, just the bowl.

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  This guy was just gonna buy it.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Is there elevated corn?

• 15:07Andrew Santino?

  Google, is there elevated corn?

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm really getting into this.

• 15:11Andrew Santino?

  We're trying to get to the next level of popcorn.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we got, it starts with the corn.

• 15:14Speaker 06

  Cave corn.

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, there can be elevated significantly taller corn. No, that's not what we're talking about.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  Is there fancy corn?

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Is there fancy corn?

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  Is there Andres corn?

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, organic fancy corn.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  Is there? Yes, there is fancy corn.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  It's referred to cornmeal multicolored, Indian corn. Oh yeah, Indian corn is fancy.

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  We need Indian corn, dude, because they're different colors.

• 15:34Andrew Santino?

  They're gonna be mad at us for appropriating that as well.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, there's Indian corn.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you use Indian corn, cave butter.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  Indian corn with cave butter.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Right? Imagine. I just sounded like John F. Kennedy.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  Imagine.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Imagine.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  Imagine.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Imagine. I mean.

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  Indian popcorn with cave butter.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  With cave butter and also all the fixins.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  And sea salt.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  And sea salt, dude, that's what I'm saying, elevate the shit.

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  Kosher sea salt.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. Imagine.

• 16:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow, I think we should.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Imagine.

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  Imagine. We can elevate the menu at a, at a movie theater. I think we can.

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude.

• 16:10Andrew Santino?

  It's time.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  It's time, dude.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  I will say those Coke machines they have now have every flavor of everything on earth and it's fucking amazing.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  I refuse to do the flavors.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  You're out of your fucking mind.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  I refuse to.

• 16:18Andrew Santino?

  Cherry Coke is phenomenal.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  If you get a diet fucking Coke and you put a sugary cherry thing, it defeats the purpose of the diet part of it. You're still getting sugar.

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? They do fake, they do fake sugar. Yeah, they do fake sugar now. They do aspartame versions of all of it.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? So it's not real sugar?

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  No, it's fake.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well then I'll do lime.

• 16:36Speaker 06

  You have them both.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they have, but look at all the options. I want one of those at my house.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a great thing.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  That's one of those things, like I had a friend in high school who was like, who was a super rich kid and we go over to his house.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  In his basement, he had a Coke bottle machine. We could get Coke by the bottle.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 16:50Andrew Santino?

  If it dispensed, we drink like nine Cokes a day.

• 16:52Speaker 06

  It's that Macaulay Culkin movie where he gets a million dollars.

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  Brewster's Millions?

• 16:56Speaker 06

  Puts the McDonald's.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the McDonald's in your house?

• 16:59Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  I was hankering this morning, by the way, for a sausage Jack McMuffin. I almost went to McDonald's for one. Sausage Jack McMuffins is the best thing in the fucking world.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  I think so too.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  It's the, it's so fucking good.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Amen, dude.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  You slide that hash brown inside.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't do that.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  No, you know.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  You don't put a hash brown inside the sausage?

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  No, but I love the sausage.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  It'll change your life.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  It won't change my life.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you, why eat it separately?

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  Why eat it out of it?

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  So if I do that, the light, like, it'll turn completely bright.

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  Imagine.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I'll have a spiritual awakening. What the fuck are you talking about?

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  You'll see in color for the first time.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I don't think so, but I think it'll be good.

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  It's phenomenal.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  Here's, here's what you do. You wanna, you want a real little secret topper? They sell Taco Bell hot sauce now in the grocery store, which my fridge has five of them in there right now. Honestly, of all the hot sauce.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Diablo?

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  They sell, they sell the fire. You can get hot, fire. Look, there they are.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Taco Bell hot sauce sold, sold in the store, in the bottle. We buy that shit. I put that on everything.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  It's good?

• 17:56Andrew Santino?

  That on breakfast. Do you not like Taco Bell hot sauce? It's so good.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  It's in a packet. I don't really think about it.

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, brother.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Really, brother.

• 18:01Andrew Santino?

  When you go to Taco Bell, you don't use it?

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  I use Diablo or Fire, yeah, but I don't think, oh, this is amazing hot sauce.

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, no, no. It's not that it's amazing. It's the flavor is just good.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, the flavor's okay.

• 18:10Andrew Santino?

  But I put that on my breakfast sandwiches.

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do?

• 18:12Andrew Santino?

  And you know what?

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I bet, I bet it is, yeah.

• 18:14Andrew Santino?

  It's a kiss on the mouth.

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you ever do the taco?

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  This guy's selling 50 hot sauce packets. That's so funny.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  That's funny.

• 18:21Andrew Santino?

  I bet you people buy it.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Do you do the breakfast burrito at McDonald's too, or no?

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  I've never done the breakfast burrito.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm too scared.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  It's a tube.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  I don't want that.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  It's a tube of fear. I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, yeah, I call it a tube of fear. I don't like it.

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  But this is the thing. McDonald's has been switching up their menu a little bit with introducing new items. They're risky and some of the new ones, I'm not. Their chicken menu's getting too big.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  Slow down with all the chicken.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Amen.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  Give me McDonald's new menu.

• 18:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  Now, I went, we went the other week and I thought, you guys need to slow down. Go back to the basics, dude. They got new shit on there that I'm just not, like chicken strips? Get the fuck out of here. It's nuggets or nothing, dude. It's nuggets or nothing. What's a new, what's new on there? New addition? Boo buckets.

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, boo buckets.

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait. Tiny Tan Happy Meal? That's for the Philippines only, isn't it? Tiny Tan.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 19:08Speaker 05

  There's a meetup in Los Angeles.

• 19:09Andrew Santino?

  For Tiny Tan?

• 19:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, for parents, I guess.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Can we go back to the movie, um, Top, Popcorn real quick?

• 19:15Andrew Santino?

  Look at this. Special edition, special edition gold sauce.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  All right, what's, what do you want to do with the popcorn?

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I'm just saying, so I went to see that movie, um, with a date. We got a large popcorn.

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  A small bottle of Smart Water.

• 19:28Andrew Santino?

  Not needed, but go ahead.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 19:30Andrew Santino?

  Waste of money.

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, um, that's what we got.

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  And a Diet Coke, thirty bucks.

• 19:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, well, it's a fucking.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  How much are they making off of that?

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine how much our fancy Indian corn cave butter's gonna be? Eighty bucks a bucket. We're never gonna be able to source it.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna be, we're gonna be ripping people off.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:50Andrew Santino?

  But the movie, we can make cheaper, cuz we won't. What we'll do is, we'll run a bunch of, you know, previews will be an hour and a half to pay for the Indian corn.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  So you'll have an hour of previews.

• 20:02Speaker 06

  Movie theaters make almost no money with a movie. They make all their money with.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Concessions. But they also make money using the previews, right? Don't they have to pay to have those previews put in front of those films? Is that not true?

• 20:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  But have you smuggled in stuff? I have, and they don't give a shit.

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? That was my whole life.

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:16Andrew Santino?

  The only reason I do, the only reason I do it now is because I'm, just timing wise, I don't feel like bringing shit in.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:21Andrew Santino?

  But, uh, mo- I would say, the majority of people still sneak in food, and you shouldn't sneak, cuz it's a teenager ripping tickets. He doesn't give a fuck. You think a sixteen year old's gonna be like, "Sir, what's in your pockets?"

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they don't do that.

• 20:33Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't fucking care.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:34Andrew Santino?

  It's a, it's a, it's a.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  It's mostly coffee.

• 20:37Andrew Santino?

  You sneak in coffee?

• 20:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like an iced, you know what I mean, venti, something, right?

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  How do you?

• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  I, what?

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

  Put it in your.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  No, I cup, I do this. This, right? Right? And I do one of these. And I hand the ticket like this.

• 20:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they'll never see that when you walk around.

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  No, can you see it now?

• 20:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm just on this angle now.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  I know. You, you, you think he's gonna spin around to this side?

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

  He can hear the ice jingle jangling in that cup.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  It's basing on the walk, dude. I'm limp, dude.

• 21:01Andrew Santino?

  You should.

• 21:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I go, "Here you go," right?

• 21:03Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  And then when they're, I, I always keep, y'all always have to keep eye contact.

• 21:07Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  Right, there you go.

• 21:08Andrew Santino?

  What if there's an employee behind you? Sir.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gotta cup it.

• 21:16Andrew Santino?

  You sneak in coffee?

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Cuz in high school, I used to blow cigarettes. I was good at cupping the cigarette.

• 21:21Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're just walking down the hallway, you're right?

• 21:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, cupping this, cupping this.

• 21:24Bobby Lee?

  I, I know how to cup that. I know there's smoke, but they thought I was Asian, I was doing some sort of, you, you know what I mean, like, street fighter thing.

• 21:32Bobby Lee?

  All you can, whatever, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. But, yeah.

• 21:35Andrew Santino?

  That's smart.

• 21:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm very smart with my hands.

• 21:37Andrew Santino?

  My friend Sarah and I used to sneak in 40s. She'd just bring in a big purse in college and sneak in 40s.

• 21:41Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  That's college days, dude, the good old days.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:44Andrew Santino?

  Sneak into 40 in the movie theater. Actually, the fans down below, comment the craziest thing you've snuck into the movie theater, because I'm actually curious to know who's snuck in some wild.

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  Like, what do you think the biggest thing? You could put something down in your pants if it's long.

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:56Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean?

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, if you have like a fuck, if it's like a big thing, you just put it in your pants. They're not really, they don't care. Jackets, by the way, Midwest, we don't have that out here. When winter comes, you can sneak in a fucking entire kitchen into a movie theater.

• 22:07Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever peed in the movie?

• 22:13Andrew Santino?

  Into what, the bucket?

• 22:14Bobby Lee?

  No, on the ground.

• 22:15Andrew Santino?

  You're just pissed on the ground?

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  One time I did.

• 22:16Andrew Santino?

  It goes that way.

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 22:18Andrew Santino?

  It just goes away from you.

• 22:19Bobby Lee?

  Because it was back in the, um, early 80s.

• 22:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, back when it was normal.

• 22:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was normal, back in the 80s, yeah.

• 22:24Andrew Santino?

  What, you, do you remember the movie?

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  Evil Dead.

• 22:26Andrew Santino?

  Evil Dead?

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:27Andrew Santino?

  That was not the 80s?

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was like late 70s.

• 22:30Speaker 06

  You didn't want to miss a minute.

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  And I was a kid, I remember, and my friend, my cousin Jennifer, because here's what, we went to the movie, there was Empire Strikes Back playing and Evil Dead. And I was like, can we do Empire Strikes Back? And she was like, older. She said, no, we're doing Evil. You already saw Empire Strikes Back.

• 22:45Andrew Santino?

  See a double feature, dude.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I was, no, we, our parents, we only had two hours.

• 22:49Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, we went in there, right, and just to make her mad, I peed on the ground. And I remember it ruined the movie for her. She fucking hated it. But anyway, I did it that time, yeah. You've never done that?

• 22:59Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:00Andrew Santino?

  Never peed in a theater?

• 23:02Bobby Lee?

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• 23:05Andrew Santino?

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• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  BlueChew, um, has saved my sex life because when you get older, sometimes Papa's not awake.

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  And, you know me, BlueChew goes, it's like its own coffee, almost. It's like, whoop, wake up, and, um, it's, it does work. Last time I took BlueChew, my dick got sponsored by an energy drink company and refused to do missionary.

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• 25:57Andrew Santino?

  Also, I saw a sign yesterday that bugged me to no end. They had a, okay. It's one of these like progressive places, but they're trying way too hard. It had a men's bathroom and a women's bathroom, right? So it literally said M, men, W, women. Then below that, on each door, had an image of, and you've seen this before. It's like half man, half a dress, and then it says, and then a disabled icon. And it says, whatever, just wash your hands. So I was like, so what is it? You know, that, that's, that's the symbol. That one right there, gender neutral, it was a gender neutral. So it had that below the other sign that already said man or woman. So it's like, just say fucking bathroom.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  This is what.

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Say bathroom then.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's the guy that's doing the signs.

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  The guy that's doing.

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  No, no, just listen to the, no, just listen.

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  Fuck the guy that made these signs.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, it's not that sign. It's this, okay? That, the original one is the men's one, right? And then somebody at the, at the meeting, right, said, hey, we need new signs.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  I don't think that's what they said.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Bro, you know, it's 2025, bro. We need fucking new signs, right?

• 27:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, Pedro, I don't think we're trusting, you're a line.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  But let me tell you something. I bought the new signs on, you know, Amazon, right? But you know what? I'm gonna keep the old sign on.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  Just in case.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, because he's lazy. Yeah, not because, not because the character's Mexican.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  See, I think.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying, he's like, I'm just gonna put this sign underneath the old sign.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  You know, but you know, they'll, they'll get it.

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  They'll get it.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  But then Santino comes along and goes, I don't like that.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  I don't, just say bathroom. By the way, they should all just say bathroom then. That's the deal. If you're gonna keep doing this game, just say fucking bathroom. And it should, you know what the signs should say? If you're a guy, lift the fucking seat up and piss and put it down when you're done. That's what the sign should actually say. Don't piss on the seat, don't be an asshole. And then it's just a place to pee and poop. But, but you.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  They should have ones.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  This is big signage at its best.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  See the little white head on it?

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  What if they have a race specific one?

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's funny. Race neutral bathroom?

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  No, just, no, speci- why don't we just go the reverse way?

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, just white and black bathrooms?

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  No, and different, different ones.

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you like water fountains like that too? What else do you want to do? You want schools to be only one color?

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  No, because, can I say something? For Asians, right, we like-

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  Carlos is not-

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  We like lower, you know, toilets.

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  You need lower sinks, yeah.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and lower things, you know what I mean? We like, you know.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we'll make the Asian only.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:28Andrew Santino?

  I get that.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  What would the, what would the black one have in it?

• 28:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, it'd be taller, that's for sure, on average. Go back to that picture.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  There'd be graffiti.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  It's an art!

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, dude, did you see that video of that girl that fucking had a panic attack parasailing and then unclipped her shit?

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  And she died?

• 28:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, big time.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, fucking big time.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  Big time died?

• 28:54Andrew Santino?

  Look at it.

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  Her?

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck, that's not it. Oh, there it is, there's the footage. So she's like, she's freaking out.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  She's freaking out and then she unclips the fucking harness.

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  Cause she's having a panic attack. You don't see anything gruesome here, you just, she just disappears. But look, she gets out of, she takes off the jacket, she must be having a severe, look at how high she is. This poor girl, she gets out of the harness and is like, no, I don't want to be here anymore. And then, gone.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  It's like Tom Cruise.

• 29:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well that, that, turns out that mission was possible.

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  I mean, mission complete. That's insane, I don't know why she would do that. She must have had a crazy panic attack. By the way, these things are all, these things are fucking atrocious. How many times a year do you hear these accidents, they go down, kids go down to Mexico and these things, some fucking wild shit happens with parasailing? It's, it's a terrible, they're so dumb.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Can you see if she died?

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  She did die, dude, it just said that in the article.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. But did she know she was gonna die?

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  I think if you're 200 feet up, you'd know you're gonna die.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Then why would she do that?

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  I think she had a panic attack. 60 accidents, injuries and fatalities. One death for 100,000 trips. Let me tell you something. If one in one-

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  That's worth it.

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  That's not worth it. No.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  One in 100,000 is worth it.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  There's no exact number of parasailing deaths per year. You know why? Because they all happen in Mexico.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  And they don't fucking report it.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  If there was a roller coaster and they go one in every 100,000 people die on this, would you-

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  Not interested. That's why I do roller coasters, because it's not one in- Roller coasters is probably like one in every fucking 100 million.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  They never, they never happen.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  But it puts more fear into the roller coaster. That's what makes it funner, right Carlos? Come on.

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  That's not what makes it more funner.

• 30:36Speaker 05

  I mean, two to four, that's not enough to get my blood going.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  That's not even fatalities half the time, just accidents. Health, the fatalities from these accidents are often guest health issues. Right? Like heart attack. People have heart attack or stroke.

• 30:49Speaker 05

  You should drive fast on the freeway and turn your lights off for two seconds.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay.

• 30:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, I do that sometimes.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Because I've always-

• 30:56Andrew Santino?

  Like these girls, they have all this dash footage of these girls texting and flipping their cars. That is some of the funniest shit, dude.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Because I have a morbid, morbid fantasy of creating a water park, but it's, everyone dies on each ride.

• 31:07Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Like I have a water-

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  Wait till word gets out about it.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  I have a water slide where you go in a tube, but it gets smaller and smaller.

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, that's like my nightmare.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  And then you get stuck, right? But the water's still flowing.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Bob.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Other people, you know what I mean, hop, right?

• 31:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's one of them.

• 31:23Andrew Santino?

  Death trap water slide.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  Welcome to death trap park.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  You don't have thoughts like that?

• 31:28Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely not.

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  What, what's wrong with me?

• 31:30Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know Nate Bargatze's making a theme park. Maybe you can pitch this as a theme park.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:36Andrew Santino?

  At Nate Land, you could die in the water park. Uh, exactly, numbers aren't sp- there are specifically a few fatalities annually in the US water parks. Drowning is a significant risk. By the way, ev- no, this has gotta be fucked up too. Every year a kid dies at those wave pools. Every year a kid dies at one of these wave pools. Because they get stuck in the thing, they can't swim. Wave pools are sick though.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  They're sick.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  They're so fun.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:58Andrew Santino?

  You know what you and I gotta go to at least one time? Look at, yeah, look at that, the wave pool.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  Would you go in that? I don't think you would go in there.

• 32:03Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  I've been to pools with you. If there's one person in it, sometimes you're like, I'm not going in there.

• 32:06Andrew Santino?

  That's true. I don't want to go in if there's one person in the pool. I want it to be quiet.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:11Andrew Santino?

  That, that for, that's, that is a, this is genuinely, that's an anxiety attack. That's where you pull out the chute. I can't do that. Also, rest in peace to that girl. I wasn't making fun of her. I was saying, that's crazy. The poor girl had a panic attack and jumped.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  How much SARS is in that water?

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  That's where-

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  There's gotta be SARS in there.

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  That's where COVID really started, at a wave pool. Oh, man, I saw a funny meme online of the kid of, of, uh,

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  Ron Weasley. I don't know, I can't remember the actor's name.

• 32:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  Of yelling, uh, it was like he was holding gasoline in the air. Yeah. What did he say?

• 32:47Speaker 05

  Expensive petroleum.

• 32:48Andrew Santino?

  Expense- yeah, what does he say? This is a great-

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Expensive petroleum!

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he's Ron Weasley 24/7, that guy, dude. That's amazing.

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  Killer. That's so funny to do that.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  But that's almost, almost like a wand he pulled up there, you know what I mean?

• 33:13Andrew Santino?

  That's why he did it.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  That's so fun. Expensive petroleum!

• 33:18Bobby Lee?

  God, he's so good.

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  What a brilliant thing to do, play into the bit, though.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  So good, man.

• 33:23Speaker 05

  So funny.

• 33:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I got bad news for you, too. Your boy Diddy just got 50 months.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  I know. Does he go to your meetings at Ron Weasley, or no?

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  He hasn't been in years. I don't know. He doesn't-

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Who's been showing up to your meetings lately?

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  Kathy Griffin's there. She leaves it.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  Carrot top. Look at the, look at the picture that they put up of Diddy bending over on the stool. Did you see that? They're like, man, they did Diddy wrong. They drew him like, bent over the stool crying. 50 months. Yeah, that one, that second one. Yeah, they, they were like, they did him wrong in the court drawing.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that a good time, though? I mean, he was gonna get way worse, right?

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  He should have gotten worse.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  He shouldn't have got like 40 years. I think four years he got off.

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  Did you say 50 months? Is that the truth? Is that what it was? Four months?

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  They cut that in half. He'll get out earlier.

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  Yes, time served and all that bullshit.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Time served and all that stuff, yeah.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, probably get out in fucking two and a half years.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  And then, would you go to the next Diddy party when he gets out?

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  How good it's gonna be.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  How do you get invited to those? I, I've never been to one.

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  How do you get invited to those?

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't, yeah, you know, um, let me, who, who would get invited first, you or me?

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, brother.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  You.

• 34:25Andrew Santino?

  Carlos.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Carlos first.

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  Buddy, you and I don't get invited to any-

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  Parties.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  But I wonder what I would wear?

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  To a Diddy party?

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Get a suit?

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  Easy, you want easy access to your tush. Maybe one of those assless chaps.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  You know, with a little flap.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  I would be nervous.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  To a Diddy party?

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  Imagine he is gonna throw a party when he gets out. You do know that.

• 34:44Speaker 05

  It's gonna be sick.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna be a-

• 34:45Andrew Santino?

  Carlos.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna be sick, sick, it's gonna be.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Would you rather go to a Diddy party or a Cosby party?

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh. Well, Diddy, because I want to remember it.

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  Cosby party and no recollection of the party.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just woke up in my car the next day.

• 35:02Andrew Santino?

  I didn't like it when he made those kids walk to fucking Brooklyn for cheesecake. That's like the first time I actually hated him. You don't even know the reference I'm making.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  Diddy did a show called, uh, was it Making the Band or whatever the, what was the name of his show?

• 35:13Speaker 05

  Making the Band.

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  Making the Band, and he would, he would make them go on these missions, right? And they had to go do shit for him. And he had to ma- one time he made them walk, I want to say it was across Brooklyn Bridge for cheesecake, making, that's not a like, that's not a proof of that you're loyal.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Is it good cheesecake though?

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  It was phenomenal cheesecake, yeah, I did have some.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Depends on what kind of cheesecake it is, no?

• 35:33Andrew Santino?

  There's no cheesecake that good. Now, if it was Tiramisu, we have a totally different conversation.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  But Tiramisu is undoubtedly the best.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Are they being televised?

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was on MTV.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, then, yeah, do it.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, don't do it.

• 35:44Speaker 05

  I knew you would agree with.

• 35:45Andrew Santino?

  I know, see, TV guy.

• 35:46Speaker 05

  I knew you'd agree with this method of.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, it's basically like this, it's like when, when Leo was on The Revenant, right? He was out there in the cold.

• 35:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  That's so different than this.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  It's not, it's not, it's not.

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  Leo was.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  You do the job!

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  Leo was in character.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and these kids are in the character.

• 36:02Andrew Santino?

  They're not in character.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm playing the fucking cheesecake guy.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  You're the cheesecake guy.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 36:06Andrew Santino?

  You are the.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  You're the cheesecake guy, dude.

• 36:08Andrew Santino?

  No, you are.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what, what do you mean by that?

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  What do you want on it?

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't like cheesecake.

• 36:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, then fucking it's.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Why would I be the cheesecake guy?

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, exactly.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying though is if the cameras are rolling and they're playing a role, right? You're a reality show, show guy.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  If the cameras are rolling.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's like, get the cheesecake.

• 36:24Speaker 05

  Haven't you done this with someone where you made him get you breakfast burritos at like five in the morning?

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I pay them good.

• 36:29Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  Who got you breakfast?

• 36:31Speaker 05

  Still slightly demeaning.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Like Alex and stuff, I'll get, I'll call Alex and go, because, um, there's some breakfast burritos that don't deliver.

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  So you say go get it for me?

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:40Andrew Santino?

  And they get it?

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  Crazy. What do you get? A hundred bucks?

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Lucky Boys in Pasadena. You been there? Lucky Boys Pasadena has the best breakfast burritos in LA.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  Look it up. I want to see what they have.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  And they don't, they don't deliver. So sometimes I'll call somebody and go, yo, I'll give you a hundred dollars. Go down to Pasadena. Give me Lucky Boys fucking breakfast burrito.

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  Do you get cheese fries with it?

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get the whole thing.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  That looks good.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  The best thing about, see, that's the key. You get, you have the breakfast burrito, right to your right. It's the perfect amount of everything. Dispersed equally.

• 37:13Andrew Santino?

  Eggs, cheese, bacon, sausage, hash browns, and that's it.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Yes. And look at to the left, the best ranch sauce. With the best hot sauce. And you duck them together.

• 37:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know you don't get the cheese, chili cheese fries. That's.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't get that. I can only eat one Lucky Boy fuck.

• 37:31Andrew Santino?

  One Lucky Boy burrito.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Burrito, yeah, yeah.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  And that's 900 calories.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  My second favorite.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  That's a big burrito.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is the, um, Corner Cottage.

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  Where the fuck is that?

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  In Burbank. They deliver. Get the Corner Cottage breakfast burrito. That's my second favorite. My third favorite is Kofax.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  Kofax is good.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:53Andrew Santino?

  They've been good for years.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And if you don't have an opinion about breakfast burrito, don't be my friend. All right? Do you have an opinion about it?

• 38:00Andrew Santino?

  I tell you who's got a pretty good ass fucking breakfast burrito is, uh, right here, um, up at Sportsman's Lodge. It's called, uh,

• 38:09Speaker 05

  Air One has a good one.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  No, no, fuck that. What's the, what's the spot that's Civil Coffee? They have a good fucking breakfast burrito. I like their, you know why? I like that they have chunky potatoes. I like those big cute potatoes.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, man.

• 38:21Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, look at that thing. Give me that. Yeah.

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, look at the big chunky. I like big chunky fucking potatoes, baby. Give me chunky potatoes. Look at that thing.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Stop making that fucking noise, dude.

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  Wait, and look at, but zoom in and look at, and look at, and look at the fry oil because you can still see through the burrito.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  By the way, as soon as I eat that-

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  Lucky Boy fucking burrito-

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  Soon as I eat that, my stomach-

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  Lucky Boy is- Me and Lucky Boy-

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  That's me and with Lucky Boy-

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  I'll kiss the burrito.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  I'll fuck the burrito.

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want me to fuck a burrito, dude?

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  I don't.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  That's your-

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, my bad, dude. You too, but I get it.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Alright, yeah.

• 39:06Andrew Santino?

  We get it.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  If there are places in LA where you can get the best of something, you know what I mean?

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  That's why the city is still-

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  It's a great-

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  Why it's still holding up.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:14Speaker 05

  What should we be for Halloween this year?

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  The girl from Silent Hill F.

• 39:18Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 39:18Speaker 06

  That looks like you, yeah.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've been playing that game.

• 39:22Speaker 05

  No, I haven't started yet.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  I have, I've been playing it. I'm gonna give up. I've died fifteen times already.

• 39:27Speaker 05

  I was gonna say, it looks really hard. I don't wanna deal with that right now.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you, can I tell you what's hard?

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  There's only two modes. Story and hard.

• 39:39Speaker 05

  So story's like too easy?

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  No, story's too hard. I don't even know what hard's like.

• 39:44Speaker 05

  Fuck that then.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  Alright. In the beginning of the game,

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  you're stuck in this small little Japanese town.

• 39:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And all of a sudden, there's these creatures that come out with a knife. It's fucking scary as fuck.

• 39:56Andrew Santino?

  What's the name of the game?

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Silent Hill F. And, um-

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  I'm ready for some fucking Halloween shit. Are we gonna go to a haunted house?

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, let's do it. You see, you see that creature? Yeah, they're like-

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  Is that Ali Wong?

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Ali Wong's that. You play Ali Wong. And you're, the first twenty minutes of the game, you're just dodging, like running from them. And you can hear them chase you. It's so petrifying and scary. And there's no, it's all melee weapons. So you, eventually you pick up a pole-

• 40:28Speaker 05

  Like that?

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or yeah, or something like that, or like a pipe. And you're fighting these creatures with a pipe. It's so hard.

• 40:34Speaker 05

  It's too hard.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  It's so fucking hard. But it is beautiful. And it's pretty scary.

• 40:40Andrew Santino?

  Bad Friends Halloween, what are we gonna be for Halloween?

• 40:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was just writing it on my notes.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  Bad Bunny. Oh yeah, people are mad at Bad Bunny for doing the Super Bowl. Is that what it is?

• 40:48Speaker 05

  He was so good on SNL.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah dude, he's the man.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  He's the man.

• 40:51Andrew Santino?

  What's the issue? Go ahead, you're a Spaniard. What's the issue with Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl?

• 40:55Speaker 06

  I think people don't like that he speaks Spanish. Only Spanish.

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  What percentage of America speaks Spanish? He speaks English.

• 41:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, like me.

• 41:04Andrew Santino?

  Right, bad English. Doesn't matter.

• 41:08Andrew Santino?

  Fifteen percent of the, fourteen percent of the, about forty-five million people speak Spanish. There was, a lot of people will get it.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Me encanto bailar.

• 41:15Andrew Santino?

  I think, I think Bad Bunny is the fucking-

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  Y la escuela los-

• 41:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, y la biblioteca.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:21Speaker 06

  We should do a Bad Friends Spanish edition.

• 41:23Andrew Santino?

  And try to speak only in Spanish? Good luck.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, how do you say bad friends in Spanish?

• 41:27Speaker 06

  Malos amigos.

• 41:28Andrew Santino?

  Malos amigos.

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  Malos amigos. Hey, welcome to Malos amigos.

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  Dude, that was one thing that Leo did right in that movie was, he got his, he got the Spanish shit, right? When he, when he was like vibing with those dudes, you could tell, he, they loved him.

• 41:42Speaker 05

  Shia can do that too with the Mexicans, he vibes with them.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, dude, look at that.

• 41:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because Shia, but Shia's from, from where in LA? He's from Echo Park, right?

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he can do it.

• 41:51Speaker 05

  So is Leo.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  Yep, didn't Leo grow up a little bit nicer?

• 41:54Speaker 05

  Los Fila's area.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  A little bit nicer.

• 41:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  I, I wish that we grew up, like, in LA.

• 42:00Andrew Santino?

  Not me.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  I like being from Chicago.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  It would've been easier, I think, though.

• 42:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, for the business?

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:05Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so.

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  But you watched the Charlie Sheen, right, documentary in Malibu? When Sean Penn and all those guys, neighborhood kids were making films? It, it, they, it started then, the dream.

• 42:15Andrew Santino?

  That's a fantasy moment in time. In the same way that, like, what are the chances that, like, the Will Ferrell class of SNL? It's like, these are fantasy moments in time.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  I wanna be in a fantasy moment, I didn't have a fantasy moment.

• 42:28Andrew Santino?

  We're living in it right now.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, now, yeah, that-

• 42:29Andrew Santino?

  We made bad friends together.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 42:31Andrew Santino?

  This is our, this is our little fantasy moment.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know, it'd be cool that you're in an avocado field with young Keanu Reeves. You know what I mean?

• 42:39Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing out there?

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  What? Growing avocadoes with each other? You know what I mean?

• 42:43Andrew Santino?

  Cut it out!

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're like, "Cut it out, dude."

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

  Cut it out, bro.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And, uh, whoa, it was fucking great, that was, what a great throw, Bobby. You know what I mean? Thank you, Keanu. I'd talk like that too. I would probably talk like that too, dude. Because Keanu Reeves would influence me.

• 42:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  It's like, "Bro, dude, fucking fantastic, you got an A in geometry, dude."

• 43:02Andrew Santino?

  Now you just sound like your brother.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  I know, but this is what-

• 43:05Andrew Santino?

  That sounds like Stevie.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think it influences you, right? So it's like, you know, you, you grew up with De Niro, right?

• 43:11Andrew Santino?

  Right. De Niro. Hey, you're doing all the-

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hey. You know, if you want me to help you tutor in that biology class, I think I'll, I'll help you.

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  I think you would've been in Goodfellas.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think?

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  That's really good.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:24Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna grow up in LA, you're, don't you have to grow up in San Diego?

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm two-time Nicky Bob.

• 43:29Andrew Santino?

  Two time Nicky Bob?

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  Two time Nicky Bob.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  I said Nicky Bob twice. Every time. Nicky Bob, Nicky Bob. That's why they call me two time.

• 43:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 43:42Andrew Santino?

  No, I like it, Nicky Bob.

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Nicky Bob, Nicky Bob.

• 43:45Andrew Santino?

  Nicky Bob, Nicky Bob. That's two times Nicky Bob's. He always said everything twice.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's everything twice. Yeah, what's your name?

• 43:53Andrew Santino?

  Say it again.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  What's your name? What's your name?

• 43:55Andrew Santino?

  I'm Slippery Santines.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do the slides, do the slide.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  Cops never caught me, Slippery Santines.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  As I sneak through.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  As he sneaks through, as he sneaks through.

• 44:07Andrew Santino?

  It's actually pretty good.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty good. They're pretty good, pretty good.

• 44:13Andrew Santino?

  You would have grown up in LA. Okay, you would have grown up in Koreatown. Here's your life.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:16Andrew Santino?

  You're working, you're fucking bussing at, at, uh, at Soul, at Soul Park.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  You're bussing tables. You're, you're still gonna take your same route. You're gonna get Mad TV. Like, nothing's gonna change.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think that no matter where I was?

• 44:31Andrew Santino?

  You were gonna be Bobby Lee.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna, always gonna end up here.

• 44:33Andrew Santino?

  Or you're gonna be on a roof during the riots.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm a rooftop Korean for sure.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  For a hundred percent.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:37Andrew Santino?

  And I'm at that Carl's Jr. drive-thru, like, what is going on?

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:41Andrew Santino?

  You would have been Bobby Lee no matter where you were placed in the world. You were born to be Bobby Lee.

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:46Andrew Santino?

  You were gonna be you. And that's what we love about you.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I said, those fantasies, fantasies aren't real.

• 44:51Andrew Santino?

  They're bullshit. You're living a fantasy. You live a dream. We get to talk to our fans and do stand-up and do, like, this is the best dream, it's the best dream we've ever lived.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:58Andrew Santino?

  I don't ever wanna wake up.

• 44:59Bobby Lee?

  But it'd be great, like, you're in Echo Park, like Shia's like, hey, let's go duck hunting.

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  You think he's gonna be friends with you? You think you would have been his clique?

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  I think Shia would have liked me, cuz he liked me, okay?

• 45:07Andrew Santino?

  He likes you now.

• 45:08Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  Chances of becoming famous are extremely slim. Said as less than point oh one percent of the global population.

• 45:14Speaker 05

  And he's still not happy?

• 45:15Andrew Santino?

  He's still not happy. The likelihood of this-

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm so happy and so grateful.

• 45:18Speaker 05

  You just wish you were from LA.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  No, but when you, when you watch that movie Charlie Sheen, it's just like, it's, what an exciting life. You know what I mean?

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but he lived under the guise of famous parents, so it, it, it like ushered him into the world naturally.

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:31Andrew Santino?

  Right? Like, I told you that documentary I love, Battered Bastards of Baseball. It's great. There it is. There's Nikki two times.

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings.

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Look, we all have way too many subscriptions. This is an old point that we've made so many times on this show. Bobby saves so much money by doing this. And by the way, Rocket Money's 5 million members have saved a total of 500 million in canceled subscriptions with members saving up to $740 a year when they use all the app's premium features.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  Get alerts if your bills increase in price, if there's unusual activity in your accounts, if you're close to going over budget.

• 46:15Andrew Santino?

  Rocket Money will even try to negotiate to lower your bills for you. This app automatically scans your bills to find opportunities to save and then goes to work to get you better deals. They even talk to customer service. You don't want to talk to them. They're going to do it for you. You do not have to. Bobby had the dashboard and it laid out his total financial picture. So they include bill due dates and paydays and it's easier to digest that way, the way they lay it out. Some of us are visual learners like Bob and I. You can automatically create custom budgets based on your past spending. So they're trying to help you save your money. Stop wasting it.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com/badfriends today.

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  You heard it. That's rocketmoney.com/badfriends. Rocketmoney.com/badfriends.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  Shopify.

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  Hey, if you're running a small business, you know, there's nothing small about it. There's a lot going on. And as business owners, we provide merch for you guys and the Shopify point of sale system is Unified Command Center for your retail businesses. It brings together in-store and online operations across up to 1,000 locations.

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  Imagine being able to guarantee that shopping is always convenient. Endless aisles, ship to customer, buy online pickup in-store, all made simpler so customers can shop how they want and staff have the tools to close the sale every time.

• 47:29Andrew Santino?

  And let's face it, acquiring new customers is expensive. With Shopify POS, you can keep shoppers coming back with personalized experiences and first-party data that give marketing teams a competitive edge. In fact, it's proven. Based on a report from EY Business on Shopify POS, see real results like 22% better total cost of ownership and benefits equivalent. To an 8.9% uplift in sales on average relative to the market set surveyed and we use Shopify and you must if you're running a business. Bob, tell them how to get it.

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  We love Shopify and we've been using it since our inception and we love it. Get all the big stuff for your small businesses right with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 48:08Andrew Santino?

  Go to Shopify.com/badfriends. That's Shopify.com/badfriends.

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• 48:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that, I could be that for Halloween.

• 48:41Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's great.

• 48:43Andrew Santino?

  Shave my beard like that? A little Fu Manchu?

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:47Andrew Santino?

  Where did the name Fu Manchu come from?

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, man. Asia?

• 48:51Speaker 06

  It's a real guy.

• 48:53Andrew Santino?

  Is Fu Manchu a real guy?

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  It's a guy, yeah.

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  Come on, you don't know that to be a fact. We're just guessing. The name Fu Manchu was invented by British author Arthur Wild, writing as a saxroamer. 1913, a series of novels about a sinister Chinese villain, Bobby Lee, becoming the embodiment of the Yellow Peril, Bobby Lee. The specific name likely comes from the generic Chinese surname Fu, historical ethnic group Manchu, creating an exotic and threatening identity for the character. So is Fu Manchu gonna be X out of our vernacular now because it's un-PC? It's funny because people still call it Fu Manchu. Like, isn't that called a Fu Manchu? What, yeah, right?

• 49:30Speaker 05

  Those guys probably just aren't people who would change how they talk.

• 49:34Andrew Santino?

  The character name originated from Arthur Ward.

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  I like Yellow Peril.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  Yellow Peril's a great name for your special.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  The Yellow Peril?

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  When are you, are you ready to tape? Are you getting close?

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm not.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  You're not at all close?

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  But when, when, um, when Hulu goes, it, it, this is the amount of time we expect. I'm like, okay, I got it.

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  It's an hour, right?

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  What do they expect out of you?

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Forty minutes.

• 49:57Andrew Santino?

  You're doing just forty?

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do more, but I mean, that's, I mean, that's the, I have forty. So then I'm like, okay.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  You wanna do the least possible?

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm doing least possible.

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, smart.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  Bank for your buck.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  And then the next one is gonna be great. Cause I'll, I'll, clean slate, I'm gonna walk on, I'm just gonna figure it out.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  I genuinely think you'll never do another one. I think one is good.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna do another one. I have to.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  Because there's no more personal things I wanna talk about, about how I really feel that I, I don't do. And I wanna go in, why are you smirking?

• 50:27Speaker 05

  Because it's all like, uh, a pipe dream because you were trying to show off for Louis, like, oh, after this special, I promise I'll really get into the depths of comedy. And, you know.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You know, my whole life has been this.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  I believe in you.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  No, this is what, I'm, I'm being real. My whole life has been, you can't do it.

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  I'm not one of those people.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  My whole life has been this.

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  Don't say me.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  You can't do it, it's not gonna happen, this and that, and I always do it. And I always prevail. And I can't wait. And then when that happens,

• 50:59Andrew Santino?

  I would love that for you.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  I can look at you and go, what's up?

• 51:01Andrew Santino?

  I would love that.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  And then you're gonna be like, well, I never said that. Right? And then we're gonna have another conflict.

• 51:06Speaker 05

  It's a you'll see moment. It's actually just,

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  You'll see is my, the whole reason why I, I'm even where I'm at.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  It's a good thing to bring up, you'll see. Cause that was my favorite phrase when we were in Australia. Bobby's first thing out of his mouth, I'm gonna be jacked. I'm gonna get so jacked. And I go,

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  And you'll see.

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  And I go, no, you won't. And you go, you'll see.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:24Andrew Santino?

  But we're, we're past a year. You lost the bet.

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter. The sea hasn't happened.

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:28Andrew Santino?

  I'm excited for the sea.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  When the sea happens, you'll do it.

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  When the tides change.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I, I went to that fucking, um, um, gym next to my house, Planet Fitness. I swear to God, I walked in there and I go, can I join? And they're like, well, we need your bank account.

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why. I go, I just have a credit card. And they say, we don't do it that way. We need your bank account.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  That's what they said.

• 51:48Andrew Santino?

  I've never heard of that before in my life.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  That's, I've never heard that before in my life too.

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  A bank account?

• 51:52Speaker 05

  Go to Equinox.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 51:53Speaker 05

  Go to Equinox.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  So then, what I, no, but there's too many hot people there.

• 51:56Speaker 05

  What's wrong with that?

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want to be sloppy in front of those people. You know what I mean?

• 51:59Andrew Santino?

  Just get a personal trainer then.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so then I brought my friend Alex over there. You know my friend Alex?

• 52:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  That worked for me at Tiger?

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  And I didn't know how any of the machines worked either, right? So once we go, we already went once. He's gonna teach me how the, those machines, you don't even know how to get in them.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  It's like a pole away and you don't know how to put the stick in and I don't know what it works.

• 52:21Andrew Santino?

  It's like that Japanese game show where they gotta go through those cardboard cutouts on the thing.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  That's what it's like.

• 52:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then every machine works on one thing, like, I don't want this muscle to be fucking fit.

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  This is a good muscle. Look at this though.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 52:35Andrew Santino?

  You don't want that?

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I don't want that.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  You don't want that?

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Or like, you know, my elbow's like gigantic and I'm like, I did this machine too long.

• 52:41Andrew Santino?

  All you really need to do is like pushups, situps, and then, you know, some squatty stuff.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  No, but I want to learn how to do this one, the butterfly one.

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck is that?

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  There's one where there's sticks above and you do this.

• 52:52Speaker 05

  Wait.

• 52:53Andrew Santino?

  What, where you do flies?

• 52:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then you do this one, like flies like this, right?

• 52:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  I want to be able to do, but even this machine is different.

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  The bench press?

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  Just get on a free, just get a-

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  Go to plant fitness, it's evolved.

• 53:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they've changed.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know what the machines do. Look at the machines, they're fucking so complex.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  You sound like the Kimmy Schmidt who has like been buried for like 50 years.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  Is he on all the machines?

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  See that machine right there? I didn't sit on that. I went reverse and my knees were on that thing, right? I was staring backwards.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  It would be funny to see a Bobby Lee workout video, trying the machines for the first time.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like, I don't know how to get into that.

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  She's in it right now, just like that.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, now I know, after seeing her.

• 53:31Andrew Santino?

  Squat and press.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:33Andrew Santino?

  So you're not gonna be going to Planet Fitness. Why don't you have someone to come to your house to train you from your house?

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't have weights.

• 53:36Andrew Santino?

  You don't need much. You can do bands, you can do, you can do exercise with so little today.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe. Tomorrow night, I, I just decided.

• 53:44Andrew Santino?

  Just now?

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  No, I just literally decided because I have, I have my pod tomorrow at four. And then Alex will be there afterwards. I'm gonna give him a little money.

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  Go right to the.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  And I'm gonna go right to Planet Fitness and we're gonna finish the training.

• 53:56Andrew Santino?

  I thought you couldn't get in without your bank?

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  No, you can do a day pass, so that's what I'm gonna do.

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna get two day passes, I'm gonna figure out how all the machines work. I'll even video it.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm being real. I wanna do it.

• 54:08Andrew Santino?

  I want you to do it.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm just, I, I think my thinness isn't good.

• 54:12Andrew Santino?

  What do you, what do you mean?

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  I still look fat.

• 54:14Speaker 06

  What's the tone?

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  You don't look fat.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  No, if you take my shirt off, it's not good.

• 54:19Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? It's just, it's just lumpy?

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  It's, Andreas, like, I'm so, no offense.

• 54:26Andrew Santino?

  We don't know what he looks like without a shirt.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  I do, I do. No offense, dude. And none taken?

• 54:29Speaker 06

  None taken.

• 54:30Andrew Santino?

  So much offense, he's taking it so much.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is that it's, can I be honest with you?

• 54:34Speaker 06

  No.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm a pork too.

• 54:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're more like a flan.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm flanny, dude.

• 54:39Andrew Santino?

  Flan. You're like a flan.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  What's dessert? Name, if we're all desserts. He's flan. What's, what's Carlos?

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  He's like a churro.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  No, he's like a baguette.

• 54:51Speaker 06

  Ooh, yeah.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  A baguette?

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:53Speaker 06

  For dessert, yeah. Nobody wants it.

• 54:56Andrew Santino?

  Nobody wants it.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:57Speaker 06

  I'm flaky and, yeah.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  You have a great body.

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  It's fine. It's up and down.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But it's pretty, you can see the muscles.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  It can be if I.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Where they're supposed to be.

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  If I work out.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  With me and Andreas, no. We don't know what muscle is what. That's what I'm saying.

• 55:13Speaker 06

  I, I.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  You get what I'm saying?

• 55:15Andrew Santino?

  But he's also.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  He's a father now, he has less time to work out.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:19Andrew Santino?

  Dads have way less time. He's busy. He's either editing, taking care of his kid, or editing.

• 55:23Speaker 06

  Dad bod.

• 55:24Andrew Santino?

  Dad bod life. And dude, his, I, his, dude, the chicks, especially in our age range, they love dad bods.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  They do?

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they fucking do.

• 55:33Andrew Santino?

  You ask any girl of, of, of an age that's our range, right? I'm sure girls in their like twenties don't like dad bods. They want young, but like thirties and up, those girls love dad bods.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing it, I'm doing it. Oh, I can't wait. I'm inspired today.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  You are?

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, I'm doing it because you're right. I did say that by now I would.

• 55:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  And I didn't.

• 55:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  I did lose the weight.

• 55:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, five weeks.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I don't, well, I'm gonna start tomorrow. What can I, in five weeks, you think if I start tomorrow, in five weeks, do you think you'll be able to see, see the difference?

• 56:03Andrew Santino?

  If you have to, if you go every, every like other day, yeah.

• 56:05Speaker 05

  He would.

• 56:06Andrew Santino?

  You have to go like literally three, four days a week.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:09Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna do it?

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  God, I think it's a great day. I love this.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and that.

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  Who are you doing it for though? That's the real question.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  Who are you doing it for?

• 56:17Speaker 05

  Spite.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm doing it because when I, when.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  Cause women find you attractive.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I get giggles when I walk into the Wee Spa steam room.

• 56:26Andrew Santino?

  From who? Little Asians?

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  No, from all the, everybody.

• 56:30Andrew Santino?

  They giggle because they know who you are.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't know if that's the case.

• 56:33Andrew Santino?

  That's.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  In my mind, I think it's it, but it could be my porgy Andreas like body.

• 56:40Andrew Santino?

  You know, he's gonna go home and be like, I'm gonna quit the show.

• 56:43Speaker 05

  Or join the gym.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  You, are, are you a member at a gym?

• 56:47Speaker 05

  No.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:49Andrew Santino?

  Your wife is though.

• 56:50Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  She's in, your wife's in phenomenal shape. She work, she works full time, is a full time mom and still has time to go work out. Damn dude.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  How did you get her?

• 57:01Speaker 05

  He's funny.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a funny guy. Sorry.

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  He's very funny.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I love you. You're right. I see your skill sets.

• 57:06Speaker 05

  None taken.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. None taken?

• 57:08Speaker 05

  None taken.

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  Hopefully not.

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  He's on a none taken, so he has to, none taken, none. He's building all this up to like shut us down.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  Are you offended right now?

• 57:15Speaker 05

  No.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 57:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  You know that?

• 57:17Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, deeply.

• 57:19Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:20Andrew Santino?

  Fancy.

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  Fancy.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  Does not.

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  Does not buy it.

• 57:23Speaker 05

  It's emotional abuse.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  Is it an emotional abuse?

• 57:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think if you were doing this to like your partner, they could like record it and like show all their friends and they'd be mad at you.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  Right, like that, like that Mel Gibson.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  You should just shut up and blow me.

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  Andreas is gonna have this on loop in the courtroom.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Porg, porg, porg.

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  You know, I apologize, dude. I'll use a different reference next time.

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:49Andrew Santino?

  I think it's just because he loves you. We all are mean to each other because we love each other.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 57:53Andrew Santino?

  That's the only reason we do it.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  That's the only reason.

• 57:56Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever hooked up in the movie theater?

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  No, have you?

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Well, the movie's empty, right?

• 58:02Andrew Santino?

  No, people were there.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  You have to watch a bad movie, right?

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  No, I got a hand tug over a coat, underneath a coat.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Like Gremlins 5.

• 58:11Andrew Santino?

  You couldn't fucking, fucking would be impossible.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so, dude.

• 58:15Andrew Santino?

  Where are you fucking, unless no one's in there?

• 58:17Speaker 05

  Like in Germany, there's like on Pornhub, videos of like Germans fucking.

• 58:21Andrew Santino?

  That's a casted porno, it's not hidden camera.

• 58:24Speaker 05

  No, it's like a real movie playing in the background.

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but Germans are fucking lunatics.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  They're lunatics, yeah.

• 58:30Andrew Santino?

  Will you fuck me into theatre?

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  They created Two Girls One Cup, bud. Yeah, yeah.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  When are they gonna add another cup?

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:38Andrew Santino?

  They can't just share that one forever. Yeah, no, I got a handy tug in a movie theater, I thought that was kinda tight.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  Was there a One Girl One Cup? I mean, why'd you go to the second movie first?

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  Elevated, dude.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  It went right to two. Do part one. Anyway.

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  You know what that reminds me of every time? Every time somebody brings up Two Girls One Cup, I always think about cake farts. Do you remember cake farts?

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cake farts were great.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  One of the best, dude. That was when the internet was really finding itself.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  Now it's just evil and fucking dark and sad and nasty. And you're like, you wanna see a guy get killed live on Twitter? Well, look, we're gonna create our movie theater of Indian corn and cave butter.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Native corn?

• 59:14Andrew Santino?

  And native corn, so please come to our new movie theater and it's called, they're gonna be called...

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Fancy corn, what?

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  What's the name of our theater chain? We're gonna make a chain of theaters.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  You're good at naming things.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:27Andrew Santino?

  You've always been good.

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  There's gotta be a la.

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  La.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  There's gotta be, make it French. You know what I mean? La crochette?

• 59:35Andrew Santino?

  La crochette préférée.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what it's called.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  The preferred crochet.

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  The preferred crochet, yeah, that's it.

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  La préférée crochet.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:42Andrew Santino?

  So please come see the La Préférée Crochet.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll have fancy native butter, not Indian.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  Sorry, I said I...

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll have cave butter.

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  Cave butter.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  All the fixins, right? No smart water, you don't like that?

• 59:53Andrew Santino?

  It's bullshit.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's bullshit, okay? And we'll have filtered water. No charge.

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  No charge, and you can pee at your seat, there's little...

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:02Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:00:07Speaker 05

  It's called Fire and Ice.

• 1:00:09Andrew Santino?

  What's up? What is it?

• 1:00:12Speaker 05

  It's a move called Fire and Ice.

• 1:00:16Andrew Santino?

  Go on.

• 1:00:16Speaker 05

  You get like Mentos or like, like some sort of like mouthwash. You make it super like crisp and stuff and you go down on them. Like a guy, like a girl does it to a guy. And then.

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  What is this, Call Her Daddy now? What show are we doing?

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  Where's the fire part?

• 1:00:32Speaker 05

  The ice. It's like, it's like.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it's Ice and Ice?

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  It's Ice and Ice.

• 1:00:39Speaker 05

  The name is more just.

• 1:00:40Andrew Santino?

  Where's the fire come from?

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where's the fire part?

• 1:00:42Andrew Santino?

  You're saying the menthol, the menthol and mint.

• 1:00:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's.

• 1:00:45Andrew Santino?

  Makes it hot.

• 1:00:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, I got that wrong, but the ice is like just super intense and you go back and forth between the two.

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  One time in high school, this girl I was.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, okay.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, just, it doesn't make any.

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  Hit him, go ahead, hit him.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:57Speaker 05

  I could be remembering the escort.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it's just called Ice.

• 1:01:01Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like Ice and Ice.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. The door fucking flips open, right? There's guys with guns.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it is?

• 1:01:09Andrew Santino?

  Show me your papers!

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  You're just going down on Ice agents? Ice and Ice.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:16Speaker 05

  No, I promise.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever had a Blumpkin?

• 1:01:19Speaker 05

  Oh, wait, what's that again?

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:01:21Andrew Santino?

  It's where you get a head when you're taking a poop.

• 1:01:23Speaker 05

  That's right.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  That's not, that's not a good one.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  That's not a good one.

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  It's not a good one at all.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  I mean.

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? What do you mean?

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  Nah, it'd be fun. I've never had that, it'd be.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  Kind of fun.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I've never had one.

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  A Blumpkin? No, not even close.