Bonus #120 - Live Call Show Vol. 23 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Stavvy’s back talking directly to the fans!! Stav announces an exciting development in his personal life, and he and Eldy offer up some serious Big Unc wisdom to Patreon callers live on the line, including a guy whose girlfriend doesn’t know he’s getting OnlyFans residuals from his ex, a woman whose boyfriend found one of her ex’s shirts, and a woman who’s wondering if she should accept her toxic family’s invitation to go on a vacation to Greece. 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Watch LET'S START A CULT on Hulu: https://www.hulu.com/movie/lets-start-a-cult-1f157c44-3840-4f01-8863-bb6afa472a0b If you'd like to be a part of future live call episodes, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 1:32Speaker 02

  Yo, what up, gang?

• 1:33Speaker 03

  How we doing?

• 1:34Speaker 02

  Oh, man. Nah, I'm chilling. I'm so excited, man. I didn't think I was gonna be on today.

• 1:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, you did it. You snuck in, bro. What's going on?

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's crazy. Nah, man. No, I mean, I know I'm probably like the last one, so this is real story. It's not major. So basically, I gotta go right now to see, like, we've been only together really for a little while.

• 1:58Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:58Speaker 02

  Four minutes. But I never told her I got a job and shit, but I don't really live off of what I do.

• 2:05Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 2:06Speaker 02

  I'm trying to get some residual, some, like, the only thing that I have with my ex.

• 2:11Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 2:13Speaker 03

  Get the fuck out of here. That's a great pension plan.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  Yo, tight shit for real.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  So, we, I've been fucking this girl for like a year.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 2:27Speaker 02

  But we only been going out for like four months.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  Gotcha. It's been official. She made, she got upgraded from the roster to, to number one.

• 2:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, tight shit for real.

• 2:36Speaker 03

  Four months ago. I got you.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  And I don't know, like, I, should I even tell her that? Or, cause they didn't really have business neither, but.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  So these are, now to be clear, this is in the past, you're not still fucking your ex. This is just old videos getting reposted.

• 2:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. And I get like a cut from that. So it's not really a long-term plan, but like last year I, I banked like 70K.

• 3:04Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  Like they keep me off on TikTok.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  Damn, bro.

• 3:07Speaker 02

  And I really got.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:10Speaker 02

  I really got some money moving forward.

• 3:12Speaker 03

  Dude, first of all, salute to your ex. That is a good woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Continuing to, to fulfill her financial obligations. That's beautiful.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  It's more illegal really, cause we, we had like, I mean, we don't gotta get into that, but we, I had to take it to court, cause I.

• 3:32Speaker 02

  That shit was weird, cause we, we was, we was managing this shit together. I was with her for like two years.

• 3:40Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 3:40Speaker 02

  And then when we broke up, I found out, cause a friend of mine bought a tape. And like, that was my dick, so.

• 3:47Speaker 03

  Wow. Your friend was like, hey, I, where do I know this, first of all, awesome that it's your friend. It's like, alright, time to, now they're not together. About to beat off to his ex. And then he's like, hey, wait a second. That cock looks familiar.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  Your honor, I can prove this is my penis.

• 4:09Speaker 02

  Yo, that was weird for real. I had to sit him down with like, yo, what are you buying this shit for?

• 4:18Speaker 02

  You know, it's weird, but basically I took her to court and we settled.

• 4:23Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  So I get like a, I get like a little percentage of what she makes earning wise.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  Dude, good for you then. Good for you.

• 4:32Speaker 04

  And I take it back. Fuck that bitch. Good for you for taking her ass to court.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, that shit was wild, man. I had, I had a little cousin who came up to me, obviously like that shit did rounds in my family.

• 4:47Speaker 04

  You're a celebrity, bro.

• 4:50Speaker 04

  This guy's a little celebrity.

• 4:52Speaker 03

  Dude, it's so funny that everyone in your life was like, alright, let's see what is, let's see, not like, for, yeah, it's so funny that everyone was like, yeah, let's see her, what her porn is like. Everyone you know fucking wanted to fucking beat off to her and then they're like, hey, what the fuck?

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Oh my god, cuz I come from, like, my family, real, real Catholic type shit.

• 5:14Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 5:16Speaker 02

  And like, I've never been really like about my faith.

• 5:20Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  So I've always been like trying to fuck a bad bitch and see the baddest I ever got, so.

• 5:26Speaker 02

  I feel they were like curious on that shit, like, yo, what, what's this like?

• 5:31Speaker 03

  Wow, that's beautiful. Uh, now, let, just, just out of curiosity, how in it are, is this a POV, is this a classic OnlyFans sort of like, it's just kind of a floating dick that they're, that they're, that the girl's working on? Is any of your body into it? Was it purely, was it like a POV vid?

• 5:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, so it, it's like, I was with her for like two years, man, so it's all of it.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 5:58Speaker 02

  Like, it is POV, like, I'm there eating her out, type shit, like, my own face in it.

• 6:04Speaker 03

  Your face is in it? Or do they give you the like emoji teddy bear blur that they'll do sometimes?

• 6:14Speaker 02

  I was dumb. I didn't even think about that.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, you were in the moment, dude. You got top notch pussy for the first time in your life. You're fucking acting out on film.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  Yo, I was slaying out, man.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  Respect, dude. Respect to you. Okay, all right. That's a beautiful little detour to take. Now, back to the matter at hand. So, so you're, you're basically like, so, and you said this isn't like forever. Is it like a time period where you're getting residuals? Or is this like?

• 6:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, so I, so it's like, it's like a few years, but after that, like, because the settlement was real clear. Like, she don't have to pay me after a minute.

• 6:51Speaker 03

  Gotcha.

• 6:52Speaker 02

  Um, so it's like, it ain't really like a long time thing. It's just, the real question is like, how do I come clean, bro? Because like the girl I'm with right now, she hates this bitch like with a passion. It's, it's crazy because like she knows I had an OnlyFans with her, so.

• 7:09Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 7:09Speaker 02

  I'm like, but she don't know I get paid for that. It's like, she goes to just like in the past.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  Well, look, effectively it is in the past. You know what I mean? Like, like, look, if she knows and she like, then you've, you've done the hard work. Like, the, that's over with. You know what I mean? Like, like, in fact, it would be fucking weird if she was mad that you were getting compensated for the work you did. You know what I mean? Like, it's not enough, it's enough to, look, it's one thing to be an OnlyFans. Like, would she be happier if you were literally like taken advantage of? Like, if you were treated, if you were like softly sex trafficked? Like, is that better than if you got paid for what you actually did? Um, so I don't like, what's the, what's even the?

• 7:59Speaker 03

  Can I ask? If she knows you have an OnlyFans, I guess it's within the realm of, she would assume you got paid for it. So what's even the like, do you just feel, is this this Catholic guilt coming up now that you're just like, you feel guilty for her not knowing that you have like, you know, 80K of pussy eating money in the bank?

• 8:18Speaker 02

  No, it ain't even that, man. I'm just kind of scared of her. Like, she, she's real toxic. I can't even bring her up because like immediately it'll be like, oh, go get your wife, bro. Go get your wife.

• 8:30Speaker 03

  Wow. So you like a domineering woman, huh? You like a woman that's either gonna slut you out or fucking control your life?

• 8:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I got, I got no will of my own, man.

• 8:43Speaker 04

  This is what I think incognito, like, how, you know, you said you got a 70K settlement. How long will these checks be coming in? How big are they gonna be? Cause I think like, I think like if in a couple of months, you're gonna get like a hundred bucks here and there. It's like, man, you don't even gotta say shit.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  I don't think you have to say shit, yeah.

• 9:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, but, but if it's like, you know, if you've got like a windfall, you're getting like a hundred K coming in like every few months or something. That's a, that feels a little harder to hide from the person you're dating.

• 9:15Speaker 03

  Right, right.

• 9:15Speaker 04

  And, um, I don't know, but you know, if you're just getting broken off a little shit here and there, I don't know. I don't think you need to.

• 9:24Speaker 02

  So that, so it's like, I got like two years left on this settlement, bro, but like the thing is, I feel like if I tell her after, like it's worse cause like that's gonna be like, oh, I was really holding back. And we had like a four month mark right now, so I feel like maybe now is the time to like come clean.

• 9:43Speaker 04

  Gotcha, gotcha.

• 9:44Speaker 02

  And maybe see, see if she's cool with it, but, but then like if she's not, I mean, I don't want to lose her cause like she's also really bad at this, bro.

• 9:54Speaker 03

  Bro, but here's the thing, what I don't understand is if she says she's not cool with it, what do you do? Give the money back? Like you're not doing anything new. You're just being paid for the work you did. Like I, I just really don't understand what, like, what do you see as the, as the ba, as the worst case scenario? Like what do, like she, she looks through your fucking bank account and is like, where's all this money coming from? And then you have to lie about selling crack? You're like, oh, it's not what it looks like. I actually take, you gotta take advantage of children.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  I forgot to say I I work like I got a job like to keep appearances.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Right.

• 10:39Speaker 02

  But I I don't want to keep doing this shit man for like. I don't I don't really need to like I work but I don't really live off this shit it's like.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  Right.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  It's just a waste of my time so.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  Right.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  Like I I feel like I'm saying like I'm living a double life type shit.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  I see, I see. Well, look dude, ba- okay, so that your options then basically are keep a job or could or tell your scary girlfriend where your money comes from. And by the way, by the way, you're gonna have to have a job in two years, dude.

• 11:13Speaker 04

  Maybe it's time to think about some long-term financial planning. Don't be like I made sixty thousand dollars this year, I'm fucking rich.

• 11:22Speaker 03

  You you're not gonna be able to fuck for, you know, fuck for a living forever. Maybe you can if you want. Maybe you go back after, you know, the two years around, but I don't know.

• 11:32Speaker 04

  Has your new girl expressed any interest in starting an OnlyFans? Maybe that's a solution. Then you set up a little money laundering scheme. You launder the residual money.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  Like an NFL head coach, you still getting paid after he got fired from the last team. He signs a new contract.

• 11:48Speaker 02

  I gotta put her under contract.

• 11:53Speaker 02

  No, so my like, see, so the girl I'm with right now, she like a she like a fitness like influencer type shit. So she like gets her money like off IG and advertisement and shit like that. But she's not down to like fuck on. My my ex was just wild though. She was just like crazy.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  She sounds cool. I I kinda I have to tip my hat to you because you basically have fucked like the two types of girls that men everywhere get horny to on Instagram is like fitness influencers with their whole ass cheeks with they're wearing those leggings with their that split their ass cheeks in two.

• 12:33Speaker 03

  And then like OnlyFans girls. So salute to you for living every man's dream, man.

• 12:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I I really feel identified with you because, bro, like, like, I I think there was an episode where you were talking about like the gym girls.

• 12:47Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 12:47Speaker 02

  Like, a lot of men don't find don't find them appealing when they're like muscular and shit, but then that shit gets me going.

• 12:53Speaker 03

  No, dude, that's awesome. Absolutely. You're you're on to something there. Yeah, dude, I guess the overall thing is like you're you're gonna have to have a fucking job, bro. Like, who gives like, you're not, what are you gonna like, not work? And then what do you do after that? So just like, pick a job now and like, look, if you want to take a couple of months off and she's like, well, where the fuck's your money come from? You could just be like, look, I'm still getting some OnlyFans money. Like, you know, I'm still, she owed it, she owed it to me. There's a settlement. I'm still getting paid out. It'd be different if you were, dude, if you were, you know, on the side sneaking and still doing OnlyFans, that's different.

• 13:31Speaker 03

  But, you know, you're not, you're just getting paid for your work. And really, the bigger issue is you just don't want to have a fucking job. That's the, your actual call boils down, it's not even about your girlfriend. The call, this question should be like, how how long before, how long can I live off OnlyFans money before needing a real job?

• 13:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, you don't need relationship advice. You need like career advice. And I think, I think honestly, for you, like, just because you have experience in this, dude, think of how you can start making some money off fucking Instagram or something. What kind of account can you get going?

• 14:06Speaker 03

  Solo OnlyFans you're beating off?

• 14:08Speaker 04

  Start like, start like, go, go fucking reviewing like Costco products and.

• 14:13Speaker 03

  No, man, don't try.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  No, I don't, I don't have a following at all, bro. Like, my girl, my ex-girl, he blew up on TikTok and that like, like, we was making like little cash really while we were doing things. It was like after that she blew up. I didn't reusing her taste with me and I didn't know. And then that's when I took it according, but I don't have like a following for shit.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  Oh, that's awesome that you were just fucking doing OnlyFans for the love of the game.

• 14:42Speaker 02

  Even these small ass creators like they they still bang like

• 14:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, for sure.

• 14:48Speaker 02

  Even if it's just how he snaps at like they still make money off it.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  No, I mean dude, it's I mean, look, I saluted if there like there's a way for women to like like it's like men's horniness is is a cleaner source of energy than the sun. Like you will never you will never run out of horny motherfuckers. So good for them for finally harnessing it.

• 15:10Speaker 04

  I love this call. We always tell people like who are like, should I try OnlyFans? We're like, oh, it's a lot more work than you think. Maybe it really isn't. Maybe people do just fucking.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  It is. This fucking idiot lucked into it. Are you listening? He just didn't have the self-esteem to say, no, I don't want to fuck on camera because he was fucking the hottest girl he's ever fucked. And then two years later. Go ahead.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  This is just you as a childhood friend of mine like I like I would have never been able to beg her either.

• 15:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude. So look, get a fucking job. Stick with a job. If if if ever you make a splashy purchase and you feel like you have to tell your girlfriend or look, even if you just feel like you need to come clean for yourself and just be like, look, I have a little extra money. I'm just getting it's just residuals from the OnlyFans. I'm not doing anything weird. Say it. You're you know, you're at the point where you it sounds like this relationship might take the next step and keep getting serious. And you want to know if there's going to be a deal breaker or not. I don't. There's no world I that I see where it's a deal breaker. Since she already knows about it, so mainly, don't be a fucking idiot and just keep a job.

• 16:21Speaker 03

  You're not. You're not going to be able to keep this up forever.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, like halfway through the call, I realized this really got me done.

• 16:29Speaker 03

  Yeah. Good, man. That's what this show is about.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  But I am scared of her. Like she's she's like Latin, so she like she's real mad type shit, but.

• 16:40Speaker 03

  Clearly, you're a coward. We get that, man.

• 16:42Speaker 04

  Um, but you will. You will need money in two years. This is the bottom line. This money sounds like, uh, you know, long term, it's just a blip. So.

• 16:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's like, hey, I just killed this golden goose and I'm having a delicious dinner right now. Um, I could probably just eat this goose forever, right?

• 17:07Speaker 03

  Alright, man. Well, hey, we're happy to hear it and send us the link, man. We want to see your penis.

• 17:13Speaker 02

  Hey, I don't know about that, man. Alright, thank you, man.

• 17:18Speaker 04

  Good luck, Incognito. You're a cool guy.

• 17:20Speaker 03

  We fuck with you, man.

• 17:22Speaker 02

  Take care.

• 17:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:23Speaker 04

  Take care. Damn.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  Hilarious guy.

• 17:27Speaker 04

  That guy's definitely not a contender for the Insult Hall of Fame.

• 17:30Speaker 03

  No, no. Although, who knows? We should have known what he was up to before this girl made him do pornography. Because he actually might have been like Rookie of the Year. He's like one of those guys that has an incredible rookie year and then like blows his shoulder out and never finds his true promise, but will always have that one year.

• 17:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  Good for this guy, man.

• 17:49Speaker 04

  That was fucking awesome.

• 17:50Speaker 03

  I love Incognito.

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• 18:24Stavros Halkias?

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• 19:09Stavros Halkias?

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