Fat Guy Mistakes w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Big Jay Oakerson! You know Big Jay from stand up comedy, Kill Tony, Legion of Skanks, Story Warz, The Bonfire, the Joe Rogan Experience, Matt and Shanes Secret Podcast, Whiskey Ginger, Stavvy's World, the Soder Podcast, We Might Be Drunk, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Brunt Workwear: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code GARBAGE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/GARBAGE Rocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/GARBAGE Warby Parker: Our listeners get 15% off plus free shipping when they buy two or more pairs of prescription glasses at https://WarbyParker.com/GARBAGE — using our link helps support the show. Chubbies: Chubbies is here to keep you comfy and looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code garbage at https://chubbiesshorts.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. Looking just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toody's in the new addition. She's ice skating on the Delaware. Okay. A little choppy out there, to be honest with you. All right. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage, an international businessman, and my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. Give it up for KJ Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 0:34Speaker 01

  What up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, thanks for tuning in. Please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available, YouTube, full video available over there on Spotify, too. And the boys are climbing the friggin' charts, baby.

• 0:44H. Foley?

  Yes, we are.

• 0:45Speaker 01

  And then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that sweet content, gang.

• 0:52H. Foley?

  That's right. And, gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest here with us today, back again. Yes. Family at this point, a legend in the Are You Garbage universe. Give it up for the one, the only, Big Jay Okerson. Yeah. Small Jay Okerson. Dude, you look fantastic, by the way.

• 1:11Speaker 02

  Thank you. I appreciate it. I want to tell you, this is garbage for sure. All I'm mesmerized by is that you guys hit that 100,000 thing before they changed it to the shitty trophy now.

• 1:22Speaker 01

  Oh, it's changed?

• 1:23H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:23Speaker 02

  It's like, it's like, maybe half the size. Very flimsy, like, plasticky.

• 1:29Speaker 01

  You have to pay for it.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, they did. Well, they give you, I think you get one, right? And it's like, it's like $53 and they give you a $53 credit. Like, you put the code in and it takes the whole price off. But if you want another one, like, if me and you each wanted one?

• 1:42Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 1:42Speaker 01

  You know, $53.

• 1:43H. Foley?

  All right.

• 1:44Speaker 01

  Which, we are not doing.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  I'm pure principle.

• 1:47H. Foley?

  I could use one of those.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:49H. Foley?

  Throw that around my family's face a little bit.

• 1:51Speaker 02

  Is that a young Foley over there?

• 1:52Speaker 01

  It's a young Foley.

• 1:53H. Foley?

  What? That's Bubba Fett.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  Oh, never. I do get those confused. Were you a young intergalactic bounty hunter?

• 2:04H. Foley?

  I live many lives.

• 2:05Speaker 02

  Because he has the 90s.

• 2:07H. Foley?

  The outer rim, huh?

• 2:09Speaker 02

  I don't get into all that.

• 2:10H. Foley?

  How you feeling, pal?

• 2:11Speaker 02

  I'm feeling good.

• 2:11H. Foley?

  You look fantastic.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  Looking good, feeling good.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  I drove here listening to LL Cool J salute the sample.

• 2:17H. Foley?

  Oh, there you go.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  I don't know why I still get excited when I hear... Rappers talk about old music. I'm like always surprised. It's like, like hearing a child have information you don't know. It's, is that racist?

• 2:28Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 2:29Speaker 02

  What? Just LL Cool J is like, uh, yeah, the sample from this Kid in Play song was taken from a song from nineteen seventy-three. And I remember my mom dances and it's like some, you know, like Barry Hanwick and the, you know, the Treacherous Three, Frankie Beverly. Yeah. It's like these bands you've never heard of before. And you're like, oh, listen to that. That's the Kid in Play song.

• 2:49Speaker 01

  I know it's always when you hear this, I mean, cause I can't, I started listening like the night with like, you know, Puff Daddy and all like the no way, like No Limit and all that stuff. It was all sampled. And then I would hear the original song. I'm like, they fucking ripped off Buffy.

• 3:00H. Foley?

  Yeah. Some of those, some of those were, were just the song. The original song was good. Like the, that's just the way it is. That's just a good song.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Oh, it's fantastic.

• 3:08H. Foley?

  You're just talking over it.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  You have hit three old dudes doing a podcast.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  Well, that's what it is.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  That's just a gotcha hot track.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  When rap came out, especially when it started becoming the things you were like, I like it. It sounds cool, but, but like artistically trash.

• 3:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  It's fucking trash. And then that's why it's the one music that you can't like get into the new now at all. Cause now I'm like, now I feel how my, you know, uh, old white neighbors felt about hip hop when I liked it, the new stuff that was coming out. I'm like, nah, the Wu-Tang Clan though, they're really great. Like it's all crap. You can't show me one little baby song where I'm like, that's actually great. It doesn't exist.

• 3:49H. Foley?

  Gotta give me a sample of a hole in oats.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  Yeah. I need a sample. See the sample involved. That's why I say crazy things like, hey, have you guys heard the new Everlast album?

• 3:59Speaker 02

  What? No one's listening to it. Hey, you know, Ray Kwan's still putting out stuff?

• 4:03H. Foley?

  Um, Mama Said Knock You Out came out. I wanted that hoodie so bad. I could never get my, I can, there's another thing too. Like when I was a fat little kid, I couldn't understand why my clothes didn't fit the way Michael J Fox clothes.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  LL Cool J's clothes didn't fit?

• 4:17H. Foley?

  No, but he, it was like velvet and I didn't put it together that my hoodies had like the, the s- s- stitch in the middle and his didn't have that. Just the way it hung on him was so cool.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  The boxing one, right? And there's the boxing ring one?

• 4:30H. Foley?

  Loved it. Who was that against? Big Daddy Kane? He was beefing with somebody during that. Mama said knock you out. I can't remember who it was.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  Oh, was he?

• 4:37H. Foley?

  Somebody got it.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  It wasn't the Jamie Foxx one. That was great. Remember he punched Jamie Foxx?

• 4:41H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 4:41Speaker 01

  That's all pre, I was, before I was like checked in.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  Well, no, that was, uh, on the Any Given Sunday set.

• 4:46H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  They like didn't get along and I guess they were talking shit together like in like between scenes and like LL Cool J punched him in the face.

• 4:53H. Foley?

  Oh shit, I wouldn't fuck with him. Remember Ice-T? I feel like Ice-T could do some damage.

• 4:57Speaker 02

  Nah, you could take Ice-T now.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  You think? He's like, dude, he's like, gotta be seventy-two years old.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  You had to wait long enough for all of it, but yeah, for sure. Even like, I'll be honest, even like a Chuck Zito, you could probably take him now.

• 5:07H. Foley?

  Who did we, we saw, we saw Chuck Lindell not that long ago in the summer.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  He'll still kick your ass.

• 5:12H. Foley?

  He'd still fuck us up.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, for sure. Cause he didn't hit like the last, like, people always, especially when people age well, it is funny when they finally hit it. Johnny Depp obviously finally hit it.

• 5:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  Now he's like goofy looking at his best.

• 5:25H. Foley?

  Smolten.

• 5:25Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 5:26H. Foley?

  Still fuckin' them.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  Tommy Lee, all that shit Tommy Lee went through with the girl, you know that thing?

• 5:31H. Foley?

  No.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  Girlfriend or his wife, I guess he's with forever.

• 5:33Speaker 01

  Was DMing somebody or she thinks, she thought.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, she was getting catfished by, uh, the lead singer of Falling in Reverse.

• 5:40Speaker 01

  Crazy Town?

• 5:41Speaker 02

  No, yeah, no, he's gone. He's long gone.

• 5:43Speaker 01

  Rest in peace Swifty.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  Rest in peace Shifty Shovel Shits.

• 5:45Speaker 01

  Shifty fuck. Poser.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  It might be, it might be Swifty, I don't know. It's one of those two. I always call him Shifty.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  I got my hair jilled up.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  Shifty Shovel Shits.

• 5:52Speaker 01

  It ain't Lawrence.

• 5:53Speaker 02

  Man, we thought it was cool when it came out though, remember?

• 5:55Speaker 01

  Dude, come a lady, come, come a lady.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  I want a body like that. I want tattoos on my shoulders like that. Yeah.

• 6:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. He was fucking, I was in, how old were you? I mean, I was in, I think, eighth grade.

• 6:05Speaker 02

  What year did it come out?

• 6:06Speaker 01

  And that dropped.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  What year did it come out?

• 6:06Speaker 01

  What year did, uh, I mean, I can look it up.

• 6:08Speaker 02

  Probably graduated.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Um, what's the name of the song again?

• 6:11Speaker 02

  Butterfly.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  Butterfly.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  Sugar.

• 6:14Speaker 01

  Uh, by Sugar Town?

• 6:16H. Foley?

  Crazy Town.

• 6:17Speaker 01

  No, Crazy Town. Oh, I'm sorry. What are you guys in the fucking fan?

• 6:21H. Foley?

  Come on, Joe, let's get it.

• 6:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, Upper Darby Chapter.

• 6:24Speaker 01

  Nineteen, uh, nineteen ninety-nine.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  Jeez, I was doing comedy for two years.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  I was unironically listening to that on drives to New York Black shows.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  You all gotta go to Manhattan proper and get booed in front of Cuba Ice.

• 6:39H. Foley?

  When do they start sampling this, huh?

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Come, my lady, come, come, my lady. I used to drive with so many, uh, black comedians, though it is funny, I learned the bands. That if you didn't want to just do hip hop the whole time, you can like.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  That they would like.

• 6:52Speaker 02

  There's just something I know that you could do a test on it. It's just like have something playing. And it was Deftones, Tool, Korn.

• 6:59Speaker 01

  Really?

• 7:00Speaker 02

  Uh, at earliest times when it would be like Kevin Hart and me and Keith and stuff, Keith Robinson driving in the car. Like a Papa Roach, an early Papa Roach.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  Really?

• 7:09Speaker 02

  But that song, obviously, like the song.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  Some early Metallica, but Tool, Deftones and Korn always had like an effect that if I had a black comic in the car, they always go, who's this? And you go, right? Right? You're feeling that hip hop energy. You're feeling that hip hop energy a little bit.

• 7:24H. Foley?

  My favorite video is when they show like old school black dudes listening to music for the first time and they're digging it. You know what I mean? They'll have like, uh, Joe Cocker or somebody on there, start bobbing their heads like, yeah.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  You're watching, like, music reaction videos?

• 7:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh, black people reacting to mu- oh, it is great. When black people watch Tool and they go, ooh!

• 7:43Speaker 01

  It's so fake.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  And they even call it like different things. They even call it goes, oh, this is that drop. You hear that drop? He goes, it's just called the guitar part.

• 7:50H. Foley?

  Here's James Taylor's a bad mother. I remember riding with black comics. I learned that you can get gas in very small, odd denominations.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  I swear to God, Chris Cotton drove us from New York City to, to, uh, Beth- no, to, yeah, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. And we didn't get on one highway and stop for gas 14 times.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  Why?

• 8:10Speaker 01

  And we just kept putting and go, I put seven in to get, to get, just to get us going. Cause he was looking for cheaper gas.

• 8:16Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  Dude, we were so broke. And I remember just being like, let's just put in $15 now.

• 8:22H. Foley?

  Fuck that. You get jammed up out there. You'll need that 850.

• 8:25Speaker 01

  Put a little bit in to get to the next gas station.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  When I first, when I first moved to New York, I remember like having to do, I, I'd go back to visit like my mom or something back there, like. How much you come back and be like, it was still like, when I came to New York, there was still, you can come home and get it for like a dollar something a gallon.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:42Speaker 02

  Like, it was really important to find that like cheap gas.

• 8:44H. Foley?

  My mom does that at Wawa. Go to Wawa, it's a dollar cheaper. Fuck it, what?

• 8:49Speaker 01

  That and a free ATM though.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  You can get a pretzel, free air too, free tire air.

• 8:53Speaker 01

  Free air, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:54H. Foley?

  That's the best thing that they've loosened up on.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  The free air?

• 8:57H. Foley?

  That and the put, well, no, it was always a quarter.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  Well, that, or it's like, at very least, very least, have a machine that you can like tap the card to. I mean, the insanity of having the rubbish through and find a quarter to put this thing, so it works for three weeks.

• 9:10Speaker 01

  Can you break a ten? I need four quarters too.

• 9:13H. Foley?

  They're always a dick about that too.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, okay. All right, let's get, I gotta, I gotta get a, I got one thing I want to bounce off you. I felt this is a situation that had, no, what? Who are you?

• 9:23H. Foley?

  Jay's here.

• 9:24Speaker 02

  Don't be rude.

• 9:25H. Foley?

  I'll chime in, I'll chime in. Hey, look at that garage beer.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  I like it a lot, dude. It tastes like pinpoint accurate snaps.

• 9:32H. Foley?

  There you go. I don't know what that means, but you hear that, Kelsey, boys?

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, he snaps the ball. He snaps the ball, pinpoint accurate.

• 9:38H. Foley?

  Very good.

• 9:39Speaker 01

  You thought, what'd you think, it was like a candy or something? Or snaps? I didn't, I didn't know they make them anymore.

• 9:44Speaker 02

  How does that tie into a center?

• 9:45H. Foley?

  I thought you were talking about EBT.

• 9:48H. Foley?

  Racist.

• 9:48Speaker 01

  Um, I went to a, I went to a nice steakhouse and this reminded me of your story out in Long Island. I'm curious as how you would handle such situation. I went out, I got there, I had a black t-shirt and jeans on, which I feels like, pretty, it's okay.

• 10:06Speaker 02

  What are you going to, a christening and an upper derby?

• 10:09H. Foley?

  Died.

• 10:11Speaker 01

  Dressed like a carpenter going to a holy communion party.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  He goes, I gotta go, I gotta stop by, he goes, I'm a foreman on this job, so I gotta stop by, make sure these guys aren't fucking around. He goes, then I'm gonna swing by christening.

• 10:21Speaker 01

  Uh huh, yeah.

• 10:22Speaker 02

  It's just a matter of pulling your chain out or not.

• 10:23Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm, tucking the shirt in or not was big. Foreman had his shirt tucked in a lot of time. He meant business.

• 10:29H. Foley?

  I always loved that on sopranos when they would stop by the job site before they would go to dinner or something like that. I was like, oh, it's probably the fucking life.

• 10:35Speaker 01

  It wasn't, my whole life was going to job. I stopped by the job site every time with my dad and you're just like, this is, you, you are, you are not needed at a, at a, on the, on the roof of an Acme.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  Make sure everybody's working.

• 10:45Speaker 01

  Right now, I can tell you that.

• 10:46Speaker 02

  But you gotta make sure they're doing it.

• 10:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:48H. Foley?

  Come on, dad, we're gonna miss the previews.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  Sitting in a car.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  Acme trusted me with a job.

• 10:53Speaker 01

  They need new air filters on their units. Um, and so I'm feeling okay. I mean, I'm not the classiest dressed guy, but I'm, you know, okay.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  It's fine.

• 11:04Speaker 01

  Fine, it's fine. Nice black t-shirt. Nice black t-shirt, polo outlet, no big deal. Pair of shoes? Eh, pair of sneakers. Okay. The dark jeans, you know. They, they sit me down, nice steakhouse, I take, I have my jacket off, there's no coat check. So I take my jacket off and I put it on the chair. And then the hostess who sat me said, "Sir, all gentlemen are required to wear a collar." And I said, "Well, I don't have one." Kind of freaky shit are you guys into? Dog and dog collar. And she said, "Okay, well, I have, we have a jacket, like a blazer, that you can wear." I was embarrassed, or I could sit there with my outdoor jacket on and eat a steak like a fucking homeless person. Oh. Out of it to go container.

• 11:49Speaker 02

  I gotta get out of here.

• 11:51Speaker 01

  I gotta go. So here's my thing, I'm a big, I've been a gentleman my whole life. So now, I don't know what size jacket, they're, because they bring it to me, I don't go with them.

• 12:02Speaker 02

  Forty-two long?

• 12:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's eyeing me off.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  What are you, about a, uh, forty-two long? Yeah, Giuseppe, thanks.

• 12:09Speaker 01

  She's got those question marks all over it. Want to save on your taxes?

• 12:13Speaker 02

  Pulls out a, uh, the real tape measure, starts hitting your inseam.

• 12:18Speaker 01

  Um, so I volunteered, at this point, I'm thoroughly embarrassed. Lot of cool black guys around me too, tableful, and they went, "Ooh," they saw it go down. So now I'm thoroughly embarrassed. She comes out, brings a jacket, I gotta stand up and roll the dice on this thing fitting.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  You shouldn't wear it to Blackbeard, you always gotta get him on your side, like, bitch talking about I gotta wear a polo shirt or some shit.

• 12:41Speaker 01

  You ever hear the Deftones?

• 12:44Speaker 01

  You believe this shit? Cut my life in, hit me! Especially with the charger for gas out there, am I right?

• 12:50Speaker 02

  Cut my life in two pieces.

• 12:54Speaker 01

  So, I, I, I was very embarrassed, I did take it, and, uh, jacket ended up fitting, it looked pretty good. Kinda, kinda, I had stains of other guests on it. Now, there's a picture. Ah, there we go. Looks solid, right? I mean, it's such a dark picture, but.

• 13:06Speaker 02

  It doesn't look like you wore it there, I mean, it looks like, uh, it belongs to you.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  Sure. You're about to get scared.

• 13:13Speaker 02

  You went and took a bathroom selfie, it's pretty hilarious.

• 13:15Speaker 01

  I had to, it's for the show, for the program. Um, would you take the jacket or eat in your jacket?

• 13:25Speaker 02

  Ah shit, I don't know.

• 13:26Speaker 01

  Or leave.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  Probably.

• 13:30H. Foley?

  What jacket would you have, though?

• 13:32Speaker 02

  What do you mean? That I'd be wearing?

• 13:33H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 13:34Speaker 01

  Like, what's your outdoor jacket? With the one you wore here?

• 13:37H. Foley?

  Assuming it has denim and pins on it.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  Got the Misfits logo big on the back?

• 13:43H. Foley?

  That was huge.

• 13:44Speaker 02

  Sleeves, yeah. Sleeves leather, most of it denim.

• 13:49H. Foley?

  Sir, can we hang your duster for you?

• 13:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, it would be like, I mean, I'm wearing a, like a bomber jacket today. I guess I'd wear that. It's pretty thin enough that it would work, but I mean, like, no, if I wore like a winner jacket particularly, now that'd be insane looking.

• 14:03Speaker 01

  That's what I had. It was like a winner jacket.

• 14:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Fur wrists. Cutting into a steak.

• 14:09Speaker 01

  I got my hood up.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  I'm gonna get all jou in my fur. My lynx fur.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  I don't know. Does the place, look up the place. Is there a, is there a?

• 14:20Speaker 01

  A dress code?

• 14:21Speaker 02

  Dress code on the website?

• 14:22Speaker 01

  There is on the we- I didn't see it on the website. But they, listen, they did.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  Can I tell you that? Do they hide it? Is it buried, the dress code?

• 14:27H. Foley?

  It's that classic dress code.

• 14:29Speaker 02

  The place I went to.

• 14:30H. Foley?

  No work boots.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  You said yours didn't have it listed.

• 14:33Speaker 02

  But it is listed. I can find the name of the place. You can look at their place, but their thing is in... The reason I, I want you to bring it up at all is because I'd want to show you. They do, they have a thing too. And I didn't break it. I didn't break the code, even in a Cypress Hill hoodie and long jean shorts.

• 14:52Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 14:53Speaker 02

  And bright crispy whites. That's a big thing. Come on, guys, you know that.

• 14:57Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  Some crispy whites?

• 15:01Speaker 01

  Um, this is the place I was at. They do have, I mean, Luke had found it. We, we've gone over this. Oh, there it is. House rules at Ruxton Dining Policy, which there's one moving to Philadelphia. Everybody's been DMing me. "We aim to create a memorable and parallel dining experience. Please refrain from short, please refrain from the following: short or sleeveless t-shirts and tank tops for gentlemen. Hooded sweatshirts, clothing that is offensive, including but not limited to language graphics exposed on their garments."

• 15:28H. Foley?

  So, right there, I'm dead to rights.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  Please, we're trying, I mean.

• 15:32H. Foley?

  But who's wearing, what, my thing is jackets are required.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  It's a short t-shirt.

• 15:36H. Foley?

  Like a short sleeve shirt, short or sleeveless t-shirt? I thought they meant like a half shirt. A belly shirt, crop top?

• 15:42Speaker 02

  Sleeves, uh, gentlemen, hooded sweatshirts, no. Clothing that's offensive, you weren't having, nothing there, no language.

• 15:49H. Foley?

  What, it says no fat chicks?

• 15:53H. Foley?

  Says your seat here with an arrow to my face.

• 15:55Speaker 02

  Theo, what's the shirt that Sebastian Bach wore? He goes, what, it just says AIDS kills dead, what dude, it's from the 90s.

• 16:02H. Foley?

  It's all, it's vintage.

• 16:03Speaker 02

  It's vintage. No, he wore, remember he wore it at the Grammys?

• 16:05H. Foley?

  He did, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm, in Police Academy, Steve Guttenberg wore a t-shirt in the beginning, it was a half shirt that said, uh, one in the oven with an arrow pointing down, and I couldn't figure out for the life of me. He's cooking?

• 16:19H. Foley?

  He got a pot roast going?

• 16:20Speaker 02

  His weiner's bacon?

• 16:24Speaker 02

  Um, I want to remember the name of this place.

• 16:26H. Foley?

  We went, we did this, and I'm fans.

• 16:27H. Foley?

  It's just a Hampton's, wasn't it? Yeah, fans, left, started leaving bad Yelp reviews.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Did they? Good, good.

• 16:32H. Foley?

  I've never been here, but my friend Jason came in.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  I didn't, but nothing on there says you can't wear a Cypress Hill hoodie.

• 16:39H. Foley?

  Insane.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  With a thing, the best part was me, uh, questioning all of this while I was sitting diagonal from like Chris Cuomo, it was like people like that were there, and you're like, oh, ooh la la. But I've dressed like that at any place.

• 16:51H. Foley?

  Cuomo, you believe this shit? Kim, let's talk about Brunt, baby. Brunt workwear. Let's talk about the best boots you're ever gonna put on, specifically talking about the Marin and the Omen. Mm-hmm. Fantastic boots. I, like a bozo. Well documented, bad boot choice you did. Bad boot choice, discount boot place. Ah, dude, please. Feet are killing me. Crazy. I got like a pinched nerve in my hip. All because of bad boots. Bad boots. Think about that, bad boots ruined your week. Yeah, boots are ruining my life.

• 17:21Speaker 01

  So what did Kippy do? Kippy got you a pair of marons.

• 17:24H. Foley?

  And I appreciate it.

• 17:25Speaker 01

  You gotta...

• 17:26H. Foley?

  Thank you, Brunt.

• 17:27Speaker 01

  Shout out to Brunt. You gotta come correct. They know what they're doing.

• 17:30H. Foley?

  Yeah, I know.

• 17:30Speaker 01

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• 17:44H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 17:45Speaker 01

  Branding this, that. Not Brunt. Brunt cares about the guy, the boots on the ground, as much as we love to friggin' say it. Traditional boots make you, or you're forced to choose between comfort and durability. Not with Brunt. They decided that was nonsense and built boots to give you both. They're tough as hell and comfortable on day one. The big man will tell you. It's comfort right out of the box. No break in period. That's what he did with his, "I gotta break them in." Not with Brunt.

• 18:08H. Foley?

  I put Vaseline on these things. I had to fucking wear them in the rain. Send it to the bathtub and they still hurt.

• 18:14Speaker 01

  Stick and move.

• 18:14H. Foley?

  I should've got Brunt.

• 18:15Speaker 01

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• 18:37H. Foley?

  Kip, let's talk about Rocket Money. Rocket Money! Actually, you know what? You don't like saving money, do you?

• 18:42Speaker 01

  I love...

• 18:43H. Foley?

  You do?

• 18:44Speaker 01

  I love Rocket Money.

• 18:45H. Foley?

  Let me talk to you about Rocket Money, gang. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills so you can grow your savings.

• 18:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:57H. Foley?

  A lot of people say, "It's not about what you make, it's what you save."

• 19:01Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 19:02H. Foley?

  It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 19:04H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 19:05Speaker 01

  And I can prove that these services, these monthly subscriptions, are breaking my back.

• 19:09H. Foley?

  Yes. So do yourself a favor. Get Rocket Money. Find a subscription that you don't want. Cancel it. Start saving a little bit of cash. You've got summer coming up. You want to take the broad out, get her waterized, do whatever. Get on that Rocket Money.

• 19:20Speaker 01

  Yes. I recently reconsolidated all... Listen, you got a credit card, you got a debit card, you got the pay pay, you got all this stuff. This puts it all in one place. Categorize it. Look, this is what you're spending this week, this month. This is what you got coming up. I was signed up for a lot of bozo things. I've... I found something that was like a significant chunk of change that was gonna hit us again. And I called my wife and said, "The hell, I thought you canceled that." She goes, "I thought I did." She didn't. Rocket Money came in, saved the day.

• 19:47H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 19:47Speaker 01

  Tell them you saved the friggin' day.

• 19:49H. Foley?

  Some voodoo hair treatment you're taking?

• 19:52Speaker 01

  From the far east. Let Rocket Money help you when you reach your financial goals quicker. Join rocketmoney.com/garbage. That's rocketmoney.com/garbage. Do it.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  I'll tell you where LA is pretty cool. So, LA does, are there pish posh places? They don't give a fuck what you come dressed as.

• 20:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 20:08Speaker 01

  New York's kinda the same, though. There's no like, you don't have to wear like shoes. Like, there's no...

• 20:13H. Foley?

  They think you're important, or the worse you're dressed.

• 20:15Speaker 02

  New York City, I agree. You can go into any steakhouse, they don't give a fuck.

• 20:20H. Foley?

  What about Carbone? Can I walk into Carbone?

• 20:23Speaker 02

  However you want.

• 20:23H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 20:24Speaker 01

  You been?

• 20:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:25Speaker 01

  How the hell'd you get there?

• 20:27H. Foley?

  Goddamn, celebrity.

• 20:29Speaker 02

  My manager at the time, Dave Kimowitz, and my agent was in town. They wanted to go there and they got us, "You have to go and you can go." We had a 11:45 PM reservation. So, that is the answer of how we went.

• 20:45Speaker 01

  We're going tomorrow.

• 20:47H. Foley?

  Spicy rigatoni at 9 AM?

• 20:50Speaker 01

  Trying to muscle it down you.

• 20:53H. Foley?

  Guys, get a coffee.

• 20:54Speaker 01

  Chicken parm omelet.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  Did you? I went to Carbone also, as part of a bachelor party I went to once. Destination bachelor party. Do, where a bunch of people went. That was a weird one.

• 21:08H. Foley?

  Where was this at?

• 21:08Speaker 02

  I don't think you guys...

• 21:09H. Foley?

  Was it Miami?

• 21:10Speaker 01

  No, we weren't there.

• 21:11Speaker 02

  You weren't there?

• 21:11Speaker 01

  No, no, no.

• 21:12H. Foley?

  Was it in Miami?

• 21:13Speaker 02

  No.

• 21:14H. Foley?

  Was it in New York?

• 21:15Speaker 02

  No.

• 21:15Speaker 01

  Uh, Vegas.

• 21:16Speaker 02

  Vegas.

• 21:17H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Do you know the one?

• 21:18Speaker 01

  I know whose party it was, yeah.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Have you heard the story before?

• 21:21Speaker 01

  No, you're looking at me like a little girl. You remember?

• 21:23Speaker 02

  Oh, you don't know the story it is?

• 21:24Speaker 01

  No, I don't. I know, no, I know whose...

• 21:26Speaker 02

  Well, somebody else, somebody else threw it, obviously. You know, a best man or something throws it. Cause I don't think the person who, like, whose it was would know this at all, but every step of the way, all these people, they're like, "Hey, did you guys have fun?" That was really fun. We told everybody to come down to the pool cabanas and stuff. That was a lot of fun, right? Well, if you guys wouldn't mind, that's $50 a person.

• 21:49Speaker 01

  $1,200 a head.

• 21:50Speaker 02

  Gathering around for money. Everything we did, it was so... And Carbone was one of those things, they go, "Guys, we're sitting down." It's a pre-fixed meal, and you're like, "Oh, cool. All the food here is really good." Good. They go $250 per person.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  Right there on the spot?

• 22:03Speaker 02

  At one point, me and Soder had to start covering people because I started seeing like, you know, lower money people going like, "Oh, God. All I had was some spaghetti."

• 22:14Speaker 02

  Relax, man. Just enjoy your food. Don't worry about it.

• 22:16Speaker 01

  I remember doing that on a bachelor party in Atlantic City. I was, I was so broke and some of the kids, there are some of their friends were like, you know, lawyers and stuff. And they started ordering rounds of sh- like whiskey to the table. And I'm going, "I'm okay. I'm okay."

• 22:30Speaker 02

  My argument would be-

• 22:31Speaker 01

  I ain't fucking falling on this.

• 22:33Speaker 02

  My argument would be the guy throwing it, pretty wealthy, probably could have covered all this, no prob.

• 22:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, the guy covered it. It was very well- the guy, yeah, very wealthy.

• 22:42Speaker 02

  It should have been no problem, man.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, you shouldn't, there shouldn't have been cash in hand at an event like that.

• 22:48Speaker 02

  You know, I don't know if you guys ever had a chance to watch that new Corey Feldman documentary? Corey Feldman vs. the World.

• 22:54Speaker 01

  That's, that's next on the docket for me.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  Buddy, it should be. It's the greatest documentary ever made. It starts though, the first access that director girl got was his wedding in Vegas to his chick that he met at the Playboy Mansion. They're separated now. But, uh, it shows a- a- as they're sitting down at the reception, someone has to get on the microphone and goes, "Hey, guys, so we're asking everyone for the meal you just had. If anyone could just do between like 35 and 50 dollars."

• 23:21Speaker 01

  What?

• 23:22Speaker 02

  And he's like, "Corey, where should they put-" he's like sitting at a table and he goes, "Corey, where should they put it?" And he just does that. You know, he wants this to be done, but he didn't want to be involved at all. So he's kind of goes like, he's like-

• 23:31Speaker 01

  In the back.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's like, I don't know. His wife's pointing at like a bucket right in front of her.

• 23:35H. Foley?

  Wait, is this, they're getting, is this at the wedding?

• 23:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:38H. Foley?

  What?

• 23:39Speaker 02

  At the wedding. Yeah.

• 23:41H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 23:41Speaker 02

  You gotta pay for your dinner.

• 23:43H. Foley?

  Brutal. I'd have fucking-

• 23:44Speaker 02

  I mean-

• 23:45H. Foley?

  Something like that, I'm fucking leaving.

• 23:46Speaker 02

  You're technically supposed to do that with gift.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  And, and a jack as a gentleman and yeah, which you have up to one year to do, by the way.

• 23:53H. Foley?

  I went to a wedding one time in the summer.

• 23:55Speaker 01

  Dirtbag rule, yeah.

• 23:56Speaker 02

  Hmm, interesting.

• 23:57H. Foley?

  I went to a wedding one time in the summer and fucking had a hundred bucks in the envelope. Uh, and it was outside, thinking, it was at a place, though. And it was all tents. I'm like, alright, well, they'll have the inside open to cool off. Nothing.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 24:10H. Foley?

  Sweating my balls off, drinking Coronas. And I got all fucked up, because it was hot, and I started crying in the car on the way home. I fucking took that hundred bucks back. Fuck him. Crazy.

• 24:20Speaker 01

  Sounds like you needed it.

• 24:22Speaker 02

  I tell you, when I went to, uh, Vecchione's wedding, did I tell her? I don't hear what I-

• 24:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, the pants?

• 24:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 24:28Speaker 01

  So, fat J fans?

• 24:30Speaker 02

  Suspender pants?

• 24:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:32Speaker 02

  I, I didn't know that. So, buttons, and I had to, oh, man. I had to do my belt, like I was gonna do heroin in my ass.

• 24:39Speaker 01

  Not sure how that even is a thing.

• 24:42Speaker 02

  Well, you see, you would squeeze the middle of your body to hold the pants up, also constricting your veins, which would make them pop. Which makes it easier to, uh-

• 24:50Speaker 01

  It's all checking it.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  It's, uh- It's basic junkie math, bro.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, Kevin. I can tell you're from the suburbs.

• 24:58Speaker 02

  Never seen somebody tie off? Okay, well, good, I'm blessed, how blessed for you.

• 25:03H. Foley?

  I don't think I've ever seen anybody tie off.

• 25:06Speaker 02

  Anybody like shooting drugs, I'm trying to think about-

• 25:08Speaker 01

  I mean, just as like, on the street, like, walking, but never like, anybody I was with.

• 25:12Speaker 02

  I've seen somebody loading on the street, like, loading it, but I've never seen like, anyone going through with the thing.

• 25:16Speaker 01

  I've seen, yeah, I've seen like, the actual punk, but just, you know, you know, make eye contact.

• 25:21Speaker 02

  You see, I've seen the, asleep afterwards.

• 25:23Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 25:24Speaker 02

  Looks like this peaceful, man.

• 25:26H. Foley?

  Gang I roll is smokes it.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's nice. My squad, first thing, dude. Stage four cancer, I leave that doctor's office and go-

• 25:35Speaker 01

  On the needle?

• 25:35Speaker 02

  Who can we get heroin? Would I go needle right away? Not if I didn't have to.

• 25:40Speaker 01

  Who is your call to get heroin? I guess probably don't answer that.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  Okay, never mind. That just got real serious, real quick.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  See if Artie Lang's number still works, I guess. I go, I know you're off the shit, thank God. But who's your guy?

• 25:52Speaker 01

  You still got your beeper?

• 25:53H. Foley?

  Outside of your apartment.

• 25:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, that'd be the first one I'd try. And I just-

• 25:58Speaker 01

  Really?

• 25:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'd sit there with a guitar that I've never known how to play in my life.

• 26:01Speaker 01

  Trying to jump a shot, D, real quick. Trying to get some hits out?

• 26:05Speaker 02

  A legal pad, a nice pen, maybe I got, from like, the nice section at Office Max.

• 26:09H. Foley?

  This one's called cancer.

• 26:11Speaker 01

  That might have been the tragic thing you've said in fifteen episodes. The nice section of Office Max.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  Well, the nice pen section, you know what I mean?

• 26:16Speaker 01

  Not even going to Staples.

• 26:17Speaker 02

  They got a couple, they've got a couple of Hundo 50s in there.

• 26:20Speaker 01

  I'm at Office Depot.

• 26:21H. Foley?

  Not using some hotel pen to fucking write my opus.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, sit there and I'll go, uh, alright, let's see if we can learn the guitar. Stage four cancer.

• 26:30Speaker 01

  It's into heroin.

• 26:31Speaker 02

  They said I got three months. Let's go dude. Where's my stairway? Where's my stairway to heaven?

• 26:36Speaker 01

  That's so funny.

• 26:37H. Foley?

  That's funny.

• 26:38Speaker 02

  I feel like any time someone tells me that they didn't got off heroin, I was like, "You write any good tunes?" And they're always like, "No," it was like, you know.

• 26:45Speaker 01

  There's also like seven guys who've done heroin and wrote good music.

• 26:47Speaker 02

  But I believe that's all, I only try to see the good it could do.

• 26:50H. Foley?

  Clapton, man. He cranked out a bunch of hits while he was all jacked up on H.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  Anything I would try to do, like drugs, that I would justify drugs was for like the own self thing of it. I'm like, "I want to do heroin to write a song."

• 27:02Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 27:02Speaker 02

  People are like, "I want to do coke because you'll lose a bunch of weight." And they go, "Well, that's not always the case." Like some people do because they go all in on coke. And I was like, "Wow."

• 27:10H. Foley?

  Yeah, you really got to apply yourself.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wanted to coke. It was funny, if I would have been more of a scientist, when people would say, "You should do coke to lose weight," I was like, "No." I mean, I wanted to just make me not hungry at all. If I would have thought to make Ozempic, that's the basic idea I was saying there.

• 27:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. I remember I had a kid, we were like 10, a fat kid. He's smoking cigs at 10.

• 27:32Speaker 02

  Nice. He's seen shit. He's seen his dad hit his mom.

• 27:35Speaker 01

  And we were, I remember being like, "Dude, why are you smoking?" Like, I just started smoking shortly after. So like, I was just more like, "Here," I'm like, "You smoke cigarettes?" He's like, "Yeah, I do it to stay thin." And I'm like, "I don't think that's how."

• 27:47H. Foley?

  That's something some fat mom told him.

• 27:48Speaker 02

  That's exactly, that's an adult, here an adult say that.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm like, "I don't think, I think it's like when you quit cigs, you get fat. Like, it's not preventing."

• 27:55Speaker 02

  Who's Johnson? You're like 300 pounds.

• 27:56Speaker 01

  It's also then like, "Hey, pick up, start doing two packs today." I don't know what's.

• 27:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. You gotta crank it up, turn it up a notch.

• 28:03H. Foley?

  Man, the things fat chicks did in the 80s to fucking stay thin.

• 28:06Speaker 01

  You would know, huh?

• 28:07H. Foley?

  Yeah, I would. I was on a Slim Fast for a while. Sure, what of it?

• 28:11Speaker 02

  I did it for three weeks in a challenge with Ari Shaffir.

• 28:15H. Foley?

  Slim Fast?

• 28:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, we saw who would lose more weight on Slim Fast.

• 28:19H. Foley?

  I used to love them. He used to love them too.

• 28:20Speaker 01

  I used to drink them as like, I didn't know it was like a meal. I was drinking them like they were like diet coke.

• 28:24Speaker 02

  These are, these are fat kid mistakes for me. My great grandmother, when she would come to the house, they had for her, when she would come to my grandmother's house, she would come, they had insurers for her, which are, I think to make old people stay alive with calories.

• 28:39Speaker 01

  They are, yeah.

• 28:39Speaker 02

  And I was like, "Is this a milkshake in a can?" And the thing is, "Your, your great grandmother needs this. This is her life's blood." I'm like, "It's so chocolatey."

• 28:49Speaker 01

  She gets to have four chocolate mls a day? This bitch.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  That sucks.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  Taking hits off her oxygen tank.

• 28:55Speaker 01

  Dude, I had a, I had an older gentleman in our family pass away, left this, like a satch, like a, a, a cash of fucking insure. Like he had like five months supply.

• 29:04H. Foley?

  Any good?

• 29:05Speaker 01

  That's all he was on. I don't think I've ever actually had one.

• 29:07Speaker 02

  I think they are.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  And.

• 29:08Speaker 02

  They're high calorie like chocolate or vanilla drinks, yeah.

• 29:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like, it's a, yeah, it's like a meal replacement with like all the ribio flavin you need.

• 29:17Speaker 01

  And these alcoholics, like these, from this other side of the family came and they saw the insure and that's what they eat because they're alcoholic and they, they don't really eat, they just drink insure.

• 29:27H. Foley?

  That's how you stay.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  So they were like, who's claiming, like everybody ransacked the house to be like, I want the china, I want the TV and like, they go walking out with a pallet of insure.

• 29:34Speaker 02

  They all have GERD and fucking heartburn all the time.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  Ah, um, all right. One of the things we've been doing on the show, uh, is asking, there's things as you know, a dirtbag your whole life, you know.

• 29:47H. Foley?

  A new homeowner?

• 29:48Speaker 01

  New homeowner, you got a couple of bucks on you, doing okay. What are some things, it doesn't have to be expensive, right? Just what are some little things you either do around the house, in the car, when you're traveling that make you feel rich? You know what I mean? Examples are like, somebody has like the soft closing drawers in their kitchen where they're like, every time they do that, they go.

• 30:07H. Foley?

  Heated towel rack.

• 30:08Speaker 01

  Heated towel rack. Uh, somebody had little individual salt and pepper shakers for everybody at the table.

• 30:14H. Foley?

  The bidet, kinda.

• 30:16Speaker 02

  Uh, bidet in all bathrooms.

• 30:18H. Foley?

  All bathrooms? We've really ruined that.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  Septic tank though.

• 30:21H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 30:22Speaker 02

  I have a septic tank, so you can't use wipes.

• 30:25H. Foley?

  Really?

• 30:25Speaker 02

  If I could use wipes, I don't know if I would even have gotten a bidet ever. But now that I have one, I do like it.

• 30:30H. Foley?

  Yeah, Americans are really.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  Did you go like the crazy Japanese one?

• 30:32Speaker 02

  I got a nice one, yeah, they're good. They're, it's just the top, like the seat tops that do it, but I mean like, they work. And they really, uh, I was so against, it's like every, even with wipes, at one point with wipe, people were like, dude, you have to use wipes. I'm like, you're crazy.

• 30:46Speaker 01

  I did the same thing.

• 30:46Speaker 02

  I'm gonna smear it all around my ass. Then I became almost exclusively wipes. Uh, never looked back. And then people kept saying bidets, I go, I don't understand it. I don't understand how it's gonna do the thing, just squirting water on your ass. And then you get it and you go, there it is.

• 31:02H. Foley?

  Idiot. How am I gonna drink that?

• 31:03Speaker 02

  The things I do though, in there, it's like, uh, I mean, I'd assume pretty soon the asshole control that I have can make a real mint on OnlyFans or something. Because while I sit there, sometimes, now what I use it for, is, and you guys have done the, what are they, trisepatides or the?

• 31:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, GLP ones.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:23H. Foley?

  I'm on Zepbound right now.

• 31:24Speaker 01

  Me too.

• 31:25Speaker 02

  So when those things like, and you, sometimes you feel like you have to go, you're not going enough, sometimes it blocks you up.

• 31:30H. Foley?

  It's up and down. Sometimes it gives you diarrhea, it's bad news.

• 31:33Speaker 02

  And then, but the bidet, I will often now use, oh, what I've learned with my asshole control, is to, um, bloom for it?

• 31:42Speaker 01

  You can, you can flower out.

• 31:44Speaker 02

  I flower, I bloom.

• 31:45H. Foley?

  You present.

• 31:46Speaker 01

  You show this to the peacock.

• 31:47Speaker 02

  And then with a series of blooms, and I'm doing it right now, actually, as a series of those, it's almost like, like sucking a little water up there, sometimes it'll get the fucking pipes going.

• 31:58Speaker 01

  Get the, ah, loosen it up.

• 31:59H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, like a little lenema.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  You get rid of all the possible, it's still in there a little bit. Nice.

• 32:04H. Foley?

  You could use poppers for that, too.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 32:08Speaker 01

  Or a grown man's weener.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, he goes, nothing, a little spit in two of your fingers couldn't handle.

• 32:14H. Foley?

  Taking a shit with a jockstrap on.

• 32:22H. Foley?

  So do you have anything, other than that?

• 32:23Speaker 01

  Other than the bidet?

• 32:24Speaker 02

  Um.

• 32:25H. Foley?

  You got any marble in the house?

• 32:28Speaker 02

  I don't think so. The countertops are like nice, but I don't know if they're marble.

• 32:30H. Foley?

  What's your cutting board situation?

• 32:32Speaker 01

  Any appliance where you're like, this coffee maker, this blender?

• 32:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm trying to think, I'm trying, the fa- I have a TV.

• 32:39Speaker 01

  Yours would probably be like an ashtray.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  A TV in every room is pretty.

• 32:42Speaker 01

  You are a fucking dirtbag. My industrial size ash smoke eater.

• 32:48Speaker 02

  TV in every room.

• 32:50H. Foley?

  What do you mean every room?

• 32:52Speaker 02

  Every room, the last one I thought about.

• 32:54H. Foley?

  Living room.

• 32:55Speaker 02

  Living room, yeah.

• 32:56Speaker 01

  Well, that's not the craziest room they disguise their money.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  He's starting from the obvious.

• 32:59H. Foley?

  Yeah, duh.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Work backwards.

• 33:01H. Foley?

  Living room.

• 33:03Speaker 02

  Kitchen. Uh, yeah. Really? Well, kitchen, dining room. Uh huh. But yeah.

• 33:08Speaker 01

  Open floor plan, very nice.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Huge, though, big TV. No bathrooms now. Bathrooms, I, uh, watch, uh, computer or phone.

• 33:16Speaker 01

  Do you have dimmer switches in the bathroom?

• 33:19Speaker 02

  Yes. Wait, you bring your laptop into the bathroom? Mm-hmm. And put it on your knees? Or I, I hold it like I'm reading poetry to a loved one. Really? Yeah, I hold it out. And you watch your shows? Uh, it's where I go to, I do so much, yeah, when I'm not blooming, sure. When I'm not accepting that water inside of me, uh, that's where I go and do my daily run-through of, uh, World Star Hip-Hop.

• 33:43Speaker 01

  You're still doing World Star?

• 33:45Speaker 02

  The nip slip into... The nip slip? This is my trail every day.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  What's the nip slip?

• 33:51Speaker 02

  What's the nip slip? What do you have, MrSkin.com? Oh, the nip slip's fantastic. Uh, it links with MrSkin. Yeah, go to the nip slip, let him see.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  Is that Spotify, though? No.

• 34:01Speaker 02

  It is, uh, no, no, no, it's thenipslip.com.

• 34:04Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, my apologies.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  And it's your daily dose of like, who was almost or was naked this week in celebrity world. Huh. It's great, there you go. Ah, Grammys. It's a thing, the girl, uh...

• 34:16Speaker 01

  Sure, wardrobe malfunction and mishaps collection.

• 34:19Speaker 02

  There you go, that's just regular girls, but there you go, Tove Lo did a little thing with her tits. Uh, Amelia Gray Hammond, whoever that is.

• 34:25Speaker 01

  You like, you like tits and ass that much that you go to this?

• 34:30Speaker 02

  Look at Melanie Griffith. Well, I just...

• 34:32Speaker 01

  I'm not, I'm, that is more of a, of a, of a, of a respect, not a judgment.

• 34:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, this isn't, it's not a jerk situation at all.

• 34:38Speaker 01

  Sure, yeah.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  It's just like, well, again, with all the broadcasting I do, and also the radio show, it really is funny how different like, radio is of a podcast. All the, you gotta be up on the news. No.

• 34:49Speaker 01

  Fucking Larry King over here.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  Not the news, but that is a real, like, cause it's daily, so it's like, they really follow your week with you.

• 34:55Speaker 01

  Sure, I, I understand that.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  So it's like, if there's a thing, it's like, you know, at some point in the conversation, when you go, "Hey, did you see Charlie XCX, uh, flashed underwear at the thing yesterday?" And then, you know, let Bobby take a peek at it, and then we talk about famous underwear flashes or something. I just stay up on what's going on. I've never seen Game of Thrones, but I've seen every pussy on it.

• 35:13H. Foley?

  I'll give you that.

• 35:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's all it is. I don't have to watch Game of Thrones. Just, uh, the nip slip will just show me.

• 35:19H. Foley?

  Sit through the dragon shit. What are we doing?

• 35:22Speaker 01

  Enough with the little people, huh?

• 35:24Speaker 02

  Um, I'll tell you what sucks though is the laptop I've had forever, this little, about this size. It's just shit in the bed and so many viruses and stuff.

• 35:31H. Foley?

  Dirty little girl, huh?

• 35:32Speaker 02

  Then now I, if I look up porn on Bing, which is sometimes the best search.

• 35:37H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  For your pornography, um.

• 35:40Speaker 01

  Are you trying?

• 35:41H. Foley?

  Don't you just go to? Don't you just go to Pornhub?

• 35:44Speaker 02

  No.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  Why?

• 35:46Speaker 02

  Cause you can go to these sites, cause you can go to these sites that will show you whatever it is you wanna watch. They'll show you what they have of that on Pornhub, on Xhamster, on Xvideos, whatever one's your favorite.

• 35:59H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 36:00Speaker 02

  Uh, and it shows you all of them. Bing's one of the things that does that. So if you go to Bing and you type in, I don't know. Big Black, Big Blackout Gangbang.

• 36:08H. Foley?

  Let's say.

• 36:09Speaker 02

  You type in B on my computer, that's filling in purple before you even have to type anything else. Now, uh, homemade, I might throw in there too. Then, uh.

• 36:18Speaker 01

  Then I'll tour.

• 36:19Speaker 02

  On Bing.

• 36:21H. Foley?

  Get outta here, Luke.

• 36:23Speaker 02

  On Bing, it'll show you, uh, well, before you have to turn safe search off. That's a big deal.

• 36:27Speaker 01

  Where's safe search?

• 36:28Speaker 02

  Well, you have to look it up first. You have to look it up first.

• 36:30Speaker 01

  I'm gonna sign in for this. I mean.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  You have to sign in at all.

• 36:35Speaker 02

  Get that off.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  Safe search off.

• 36:37H. Foley?

  Man.

• 36:38Speaker 01

  Put on the big J filter.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, now.

• 36:40Speaker 01

  Welcome back, Jason.

• 36:41Speaker 02

  Now BBC Gangbang. Now if you do that, it'll show you, uh, of videos that are from, the most watched videos from Pornhub that are that, from all the sites.

• 36:52H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 36:52Speaker 02

  It's a compiling.

• 36:53H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 36:54Speaker 02

  Situation.

• 36:55Speaker 01

  Oh, safe search is still on.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Oh wait, you have to go to videos though. Click the videos up top. This is your first time. Don't be upset with you.

• 37:00H. Foley?

  There's a real long poop you're taking.

• 37:02Speaker 02

  And then you go over safe search over there? Yeah, turn that off. There you go. Look, spank bang, TXXhamster, porn one, spank bang, which is a nice one.

• 37:12H. Foley?

  And that's how you get demonetized. Well, you blur this.

• 37:18H. Foley?

  If you kids out there watching. This isn't my show. I'm gonna make a production call.

• 37:24Speaker 01

  You guys seem to play a little off the middle.

• 37:27Speaker 01

  Couple of squares.

• 37:29H. Foley?

  I know where I'm at.

• 37:32Speaker 01

  I know how to read a room.

• 37:34H. Foley?

  You're on the Today Show doing this to Michael Strahan. He's freaking out. Kev, let's talk about that Warby Parker.

• 37:39Speaker 01

  Warby Parker.

• 37:40H. Foley?

  Talking about style. We're talking about color.

• 37:43Speaker 01

  Class.

• 37:44H. Foley?

  We're talking about class. We're talking about prescription or just sunglasses. You wanna go over to Warby Parker? It's got that nice name, Warby Parker. That's where cool people get their sunglasses.

• 37:53Speaker 01

  Sure. Here's my thing.

• 37:55H. Foley?

  Go ahead.

• 37:56Speaker 01

  A lot of bozos out there, ourselves included.

• 37:58H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 37:58Speaker 01

  Don't know a lot about a lot. Ain't got a lot of scratch.

• 38:01H. Foley?

  No.

• 38:01Speaker 01

  Ain't got a lot of... Listen, we're not buying the Christian Dior, the this, the that.

• 38:05H. Foley?

  Get outta here.

• 38:06Speaker 01

  Warby Parker laces you up real nice for not, and without breaking the bank.

• 38:11H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 38:11Speaker 01

  That's how they do it. Listen, a little bit, just a little bit of detail, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Something where you go, like that, looking good, looking fresh.

• 38:19H. Foley?

  You go over to that, uh, that, uh, Lake Como, over there in Italy?

• 38:22Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 38:23H. Foley?

  With George Clooney, you got a pair of Warby Parkers on?

• 38:25Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 38:26H. Foley?

  You're gonna blend right in.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  Yes. Warby Parker has distributed over 20 million pairs of glasses to people in need through its buy a pair, give a pair program.

• 38:33H. Foley?

  Look at that.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  Not only are they great, they're giving back, baby. Uh, Warby Parker doesn't just offer incredible prescription glasses. They have everything you need for happier eyes. That includes contacts, online eye, online eye exam, sunglasses. It's all in one place, which makes everything super easy. They also have over 300 retail stores across the US. Pop in, say what's up, tell 'em the boys sent ya.

• 38:52H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Right now, Warby Parker gives you quality and better looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price.

• 38:58H. Foley?

  Fraction.

• 38:58Speaker 01

  Our listeners get 15% plus free ship, 15% off, plus free shipping when they buy two or more pairs of prescription glasses at warbyparker.com/garbage. That's 15% off when you buy two pair of glasses at Warby, W-A-R-B-Y, parker.com/garbage. After your purchase, they're gonna ask you how you heard about the show. Tell 'em the boys sent ya.

• 39:15H. Foley?

  Tell the boys.

• 39:16Speaker 01

  Maybe not the boys. Are you garbage?

• 39:18H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'm garbage. Kev, let's talk about Chubbies, baby.

• 39:20Speaker 01

  Ooh, chubby chubby ch- I got a chubby.

• 39:22H. Foley?

  Woo, I got a chubby over Chubbies.

• 39:24Speaker 01

  I know.

• 39:24H. Foley?

  Spring, summer's coming, and I'm down a couple of pounds. I'm back in my Chubbies.

• 39:28Speaker 01

  Woo.

• 39:29H. Foley?

  I got a swimsuit sitting in there that's gonna knock the boys out.

• 39:32Speaker 01

  Looking like two pressed hams walking down a high dive. Look at you now.

• 39:37H. Foley?

  You know who loves the Chubbies? The kid, the kids love the Chubbies.

• 39:39Speaker 01

  My wife.

• 39:40H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 39:42Speaker 01

  Everybody loves a Chubby.

• 39:43H. Foley?

  Yeah, my cousins of college, they bring you on Chubbies.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  Here's the thing, there's a perfect cut, the fabric, there's something to it where like, I'm a boz- I've always been a bozo with bathing suits. I got, you know, I try, I order this, I do that, or I just use basketball shorts. I look like an idiot. Chubbies was nice enough, sent us a nice care package. You put them on and you go, "I look like I belong at a swim up bar with a Mai Tai."

• 40:06H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  "I look like I should be doing a cannonball off a dock in a lake with some hot chicks." That's what it is.

• 40:11H. Foley?

  You got a pair of Chubbies on, you don't mind walking to the beach with the shirt off and just a towel over you.

• 40:16Speaker 01

  Working on your collar.

• 40:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 40:17Speaker 01

  Even though you're a big, even though you're a thicker guy.

• 40:20H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 40:21Speaker 01

  Uh, for a limited time right now, Chubbies is giving our listeners 20% off, holy heck, with the code garbage at chubbyshorts.com. That's 20% off your order with the code garbage. Give your thighs the VIP treatment they deserve with Chubbies. Support our show and tell them the boy sent ya.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  But yeah, my, my thing is, it's a world star, nip slip. Then I type in the words Eagles news? Then I do Sixers news, read the headlines. Back to nip slip. Oh no, all while this is going on, by the way.

• 40:53Speaker 01

  All the, all the tabs running on this, are they new tabs? Do you, are they, you know?

• 40:57Speaker 02

  That's one at a time on these. Here's what I'll say.

• 40:59Speaker 01

  He's red zoning it.

• 41:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, so.

• 41:01Speaker 01

  This guy's old school, baby.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  On my phone, on my phone, I, I go to YouTube and look up like, uh, when I just go to my homepage and it'll be like, you know, "The Eagles just did what?" Or something, and then I-

• 41:13Speaker 01

  On YouTube?

• 41:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I watched the Philly Talk Podcast, Thomas Mott Show, and the Philly Special Show. I think those last two I mentioned are in cahoots with the team.

• 41:24Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 41:25Speaker 02

  The other one's just a guy.

• 41:26Speaker 01

  They got inside access.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  The other one's just a guy. Or Run It Back Philly is the guy I watch for Sixer stuff. And I just turn that on, and I put it on the ledge. Next to me while I'm taking a dump.

• 41:37Speaker 01

  You're like a guy who just found out about computers. You had seven of them go.

• 41:44Speaker 02

  I listen to that and I go, World Star Hip Hop, the nip slip, Eagles news, Sixers news. Then, uh, we start jumping. Basically, I throw out feelers now to go, am I gonna jerk off? So.

• 41:57Speaker 01

  I've been there, daddy.

• 41:57Speaker 02

  I go to the.

• 41:59Speaker 01

  E-fucked. Let's see if I can get the juices moving.

• 42:01H. Foley?

  You don't walk on the lot unless you're looking to buy. Come on.

• 42:04Speaker 02

  No, here's how you find out. You gotta go to the sites where the porn isn't necessarily for jerking off. You're looking for like, uh.

• 42:12Speaker 01

  That doesn't exist.

• 42:14H. Foley?

  Romantic?

• 42:15Speaker 02

  Well, e-fucked.com. That's what I say, that's what I go. Yeah, look, it's just like, hey, like, look, look, uh, it'll be exactly like a compilation of girls, you know, doing weird things.

• 42:27Speaker 01

  And you're gonna, this is your appetizer, your charcuterie board.

• 42:29Speaker 02

  Well, you go.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  See if you're really in the mood.

• 42:31Speaker 02

  You go, is this what I'm into doing? Do I wanna, do I wanna slap it? And then if I am, uh.

• 42:36H. Foley?

  Is that being done right there?

• 42:38Speaker 02

  I will, huh?

• 42:38H. Foley?

  Is that, is that all that business being done right there on the toilet?

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Well, my asshole's clean.

• 42:42Speaker 01

  What, what time of day is this? First thing? Or like, you get up, you have a cup of coffee, you're doing some scrambled eggs, and then this?

• 42:50Speaker 02

  I don't know scrambled eggs really. I like to jerk on an empty stomach. I, uh, I'll cramp up.

• 42:56H. Foley?

  I don't wanna pull a hammy.

• 42:57Speaker 02

  And it's not even that, it, it doesn't go to jerking off very, very often, honestly, as I get older, which is kinda funny, but like, uh, I, but even without jerking off, every day I make it at least to e-fucked. And then if e-fuck tells me like, oh no.

• 43:12Speaker 01

  I'll sign.

• 43:12Speaker 02

  It's moving. You ready, you got a couple of minutes here and you can knock it out? Uh, I'll then jump over to Lobster Tube, which is, because Bing, the videos don't show up on my fucking funky computer.

• 43:24Speaker 01

  Crabtrap.net is the whole fucking.

• 43:26Speaker 02

  Well, before you laugh, Kevin, before you have your little, I know we're doing a comedy show here.

• 43:33H. Foley?

  Couple cheesesteak reviews.

• 43:35Speaker 01

  Here's your place in Delmar.

• 43:37Speaker 02

  Guys, I know, we're here for you. I know you guys are a couple of comedy guys, but, uh, um, Lobster Tube does the same thing Bing does.

• 43:45Speaker 01

  It's like a, uh.

• 43:46Speaker 02

  You type it.

• 43:47Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ.

• 43:47H. Foley?

  What the fuck, Luke?

• 43:49Speaker 02

  So now, uh.

• 43:50H. Foley?

  The hell are you doing at home?

• 43:50Speaker 02

  Luke, if you go in there and type in BBC gangbang, we can show the same ideas we did before. This is called a control experiment.

• 44:00Speaker 02

  No, that's not how you spell gangbang, Luke, and I think you know that. By the way, they're very fickle here.

• 44:05Speaker 01

  It just, that didn't come back. There was a V instead of an A and that didn't come out.

• 44:08H. Foley?

  That one did, holy shit.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  One, one letter off, nothing, want the right letter? A hundred and fifty-eight thousand forty-seven videos available. And you can separate them by, and hear this.

• 44:19Speaker 01

  Talk about block.

• 44:20Speaker 02

  Popularity.

• 44:21Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 44:21Speaker 02

  Date added. Um.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  Hot. Can you do like trendy?

• 44:25Speaker 02

  Highest rating.

• 44:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:27Speaker 02

  It's pretty impressive.

• 44:30Speaker 01

  VR.

• 44:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:32H. Foley?

  Wait till AI gets a hold of this.

• 44:33Speaker 01

  Where's Christine at all this?

• 44:36Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 44:37H. Foley?

  Holding the other phone. Holding my iPad up.

• 44:41Speaker 02

  I don't know, milling around?

• 44:45H. Foley?

  You're like that guy, Kevin, what is?

• 44:46Speaker 02

  She's pointing at me and laughing, the, what I need her to do, she's doing what I need.

• 44:51H. Foley?

  The guy that runs, uh, JP Morgan or whatever, he runs through the list of like all the newspapers that he reads and shit in the, every morning? That's Jay.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 44:59Speaker 01

  I go to E-bombs world for a taste of the old, the old country. For, for the times it once were, you know?

• 45:06H. Foley?

  Iraq war sniper videos.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  Well, before I'm more, before I'm likely to talk about Iraq war sniper videos, I'm more likely to talk about Tov Lo showing her nips at the Grammys.

• 45:17H. Foley?

  Apache kills Afghanistan.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  Yeah. You know, we have those, uh, on, on Legion of Skanks, me and Louis have had over the years, several now, like bets we've done, or contests we've done where the loser has to take the barrel of a gun up their ass.

• 45:33Speaker 01

  Right, I've heard.

• 45:34Speaker 02

  That came to the show in the form of a video I saw of two, uh, what you find out as gay guys, it's on E-Fucked. There was a video and it was like, you know, whatever, they gave a really funny headline of like, this is why you don't play in the hood or whatever. And it's two thuggy black dudes talking shit to each other in a room. And then it just cuts to them having full-blown gay sex and one of them fucking the other one's asshole with a gun. And we were like, oh god. And then for somehow that just became our thing, if we lose bets.

• 46:02Speaker 01

  Oh god, that looks so fun. That's crazy.

• 46:05Speaker 02

  No, it's not fun at all. No, it's like, it's so bad for the loser.

• 46:10Speaker 02

  No, Kevin, you don't understand, it's bad for the loser.

• 46:12Speaker 01

  As you're blooming. You see? You got your onion going.

• 46:15Speaker 02

  Well luckily for me, I have a very accepting asshole we found out out there in Jersey.

• 46:20Speaker 01

  Desert Eagle.

• 46:21H. Foley?

  Went right in.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  It took getting out, yeah, I don't even need, you can come with a, you can blunt force trauma dude, you could lay a heavy barrel on me, even a silencer. Uh, I'd prefer a Luger, something with like a thin front, but I mean...

• 46:32Speaker 01

  European made. Uncut.

• 46:37H. Foley?

  Uncut.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  Absolutely. I want as much give as possible. Now that I know how to bloom. But I'd have to say my asshole because of those bidets is, I mean, clean up to a good foot and a half into my colon.

• 46:50H. Foley?

  So you get into the bathroom, what, 2 o'clock, you're out by 9?

• 46:53Speaker 01

  This all started, what makes you feel rich?

• 46:56Speaker 02

  That.

• 46:56Speaker 01

  Multiple screens?

• 46:58Speaker 02

  Oh, while I'm doing that? The heat is hitting my feet. And that's...

• 47:02Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 47:03Speaker 02

  No, just the vents right there.

• 47:05Speaker 01

  You got a heated iPad?

• 47:06Speaker 02

  Um, I have like a big tub that I haven't gotten in yet, but I like, but I, I thought I would get in it a lot more, that makes me feel like, uh, thing.

• 47:13Speaker 01

  Are you a tub guy? I'm a tub guy.

• 47:15Speaker 02

  I would be, but I, we have, I got a hot tub outside.

• 47:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, there?

• 47:19Speaker 02

  There was a pool.

• 47:20H. Foley?

  You just gotta be careful, there's all those electronics on them.

• 47:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, the pool's, the pool's a big, oh, I've made it so the outside TV can be seen by the hot tub.

• 47:27H. Foley?

  That's nice.

• 47:28Speaker 02

  That's a good one. I've done that once or twice. Where it's like, you're like, that makes me feel pretty...

• 47:33H. Foley?

  Would you ever put a...

• 47:34Speaker 01

  That's it. That's, I mean, for somebody from your ti- like, your time and as trash as you are, that is the height of luxury.

• 47:41Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. A hundred, yeah, exactly. Watching TV outside of your house in a hot tub.

• 47:45Speaker 01

  Can you hear?

• 47:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:47Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 47:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Well, I grab a Sono speaker, throw it behind me.

• 47:50Speaker 01

  Gotcha, I knew there was some. Cause those jets get cooking.

• 47:53Speaker 02

  I'm Bluetoothed. Yeah, you can't hear close.

• 47:55H. Foley?

  Would you ever pop on a naughty video while you're in the, uh, in the hot tub?

• 47:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 48:00H. Foley?

  On that big screen?

• 48:01Speaker 01

  Can neighbors see the TV?

• 48:02Speaker 02

  Nope. No. No, I mean, I mean, I'd whack off in the hot tub before I dreamed of, you know what, I wouldn't whack off in my own hot tub.

• 48:11Speaker 01

  That sounds horrible.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm in my mind, I'll still be like, I don't want my jizz just living in there either. I don't want anybody fucking my hot tub, in fact. Hot tub's off limits now.

• 48:19Speaker 01

  Hey, guys, hear that out there?

• 48:20H. Foley?

  Shut down for the season.

• 48:23H. Foley?

  You know what, now no one hot tubs. Is it open right now? Like, is it going right now? If we went out, could we hop in?

• 48:27Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:28H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:29H. Foley?

  Take a trip to the bathroom first.

• 48:30Speaker 02

  Take the, yeah.

• 48:32H. Foley?

  Take that a day first, man.

• 48:33Speaker 02

  Take that a day first, but yeah, jerk off and take a, clean your asshole before you get in.

• 48:38H. Foley?

  Be right down.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  That's the rules. I need you to purge all of your fluids before you get in my hot tub.

• 48:45H. Foley?

  Man. Well, we were looking for like, uh, automatic pepper grinder, or...

• 48:50Speaker 01

  You're like, using the valet?

• 48:51H. Foley?

  A mortar and pestle, something like that. A KitchenAid.

• 48:54Speaker 02

  That parking at the, parking at the airport. Like, driving to the airport and parking there, seems like a thing where I'm like, whoa, ooh, I think I am.

• 49:01H. Foley?

  Really?

• 49:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:03H. Foley?

  Short-term parking?

• 49:04Speaker 02

  Yup.

• 49:05Speaker 01

  Thirty bucks a day.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  Yeah. In my mind, I was like, yo, this is crazy. I was parked, my car's at the airport? That's nuts.

• 49:12Speaker 01

  That's...

• 49:13Speaker 02

  You take cabs to the airport.

• 49:14H. Foley?

  I feel rich when, um, this has only happened a couple of times, you check into a hotel, you give them your bags when you pull in, and then it's waiting for you up in the room.

• 49:24Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 49:24Speaker 01

  I get to stay at a nicer joint.

• 49:26Speaker 02

  I've never done that before. I think they offer that to me, but in my mind, I'm always like, they're not gonna bring it fast enough.

• 49:32H. Foley?

  It could go through my shit.

• 49:33Speaker 02

  You know, my worry is like, I'm gonna go upstairs and forget that's happening, and smoke a joint in my room, and then I will be removed. Yeah, I got, uh, I got, I told this on Bonfire, but I got, I'm gonna tell a trash story, dude. Forty-eight years old, uh, being, uh, removed from a hotel for fucking smoking weed is pretty hilarious. That happened to me a couple of weeks ago, and I mean, walking up, it was a snowy shitty weekend in... Where the fuck was it? Was it Raleigh? I can't remember where it was.

• 50:04H. Foley?

  I remember you telling us, or why, I feel like I've heard this.

• 50:06Speaker 01

  I don't think I've heard this.

• 50:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 50:08Speaker 02

  Oh, like, just happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:10H. Foley?

  Maybe I saw a clip of it. Is that possible?

• 50:13Speaker 02

  It's prob, yeah, yeah, yeah, I probably talked about, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's what you saw a clip of it.

• 50:16H. Foley?

  You were very complimentary, you were like...

• 50:18Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, it was so nice, and the lady was like, I mean, she treated me like, uh...

• 50:22Speaker 01

  A criminal that you are.

• 50:24H. Foley?

  Guy smoking weed in a hotel.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  For sure, but I mean, for me being like, I didn't even argue, I'm saying, even when I'm going like, I was like, okay, I understand, I gotta go, and she's like, that's right. Like, that kind of energy, and you're like, no, I got, I got you. Like, why are you still yelling at me? Uh, it was so per, I was like, was this your childhood bedroom or something? That you, that I, like, why would you be so angry?

• 50:42Speaker 01

  What kind of hotel was it?

• 50:44Speaker 02

  Like a fucking Hyatt House or something, yeah. Hilton? Nothing big. The staff couldn't understand it. They're like, "I don't know why she's this irate about it." "What about your ex-boyfriend or something?" "She's furious." And then when I came back in, that was the funniest part. So I was like, I got to the other hotel across the street. But still, snowy as shit. Uh, Milwaukee is where it was. Freezing. Snowy as hill, snowy as shit uphill across a highway with my bags and everything. It's already kind of humiliating and silly feeling. I check into the room real quick. No bra. I was like, "Fuck." Forgot my hat in the other room. The one thing I forgot in the other room. And I walked back to that hotel. And when I went through the first set of, you know, it's like two sliding glass doors.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  When I got to the first, another lady who I'd never seen before is now talking to this other lady. The only time I've seen this lady all weekend, always friendly with the staff, everything's great. This lady I'd never seen, she's there, and another new lady, and the newer lady looks at her. I see her mouth to her. She goes, "Oh, my God, he's back." And the door, and the second door's open and I go, and I'm already laughing. I go, "Did you just mouth?" Oh, my God. I was like, "I just left my hat in my room." I couldn't have been more pleasant about this every single step of the way. And they're almost like, "Are you gonna..."

• 51:56Speaker 01

  Locked us up in the office.

• 51:57Speaker 02

  They're like, "If you, if you attack us, you know, we will have to call the police or get security to escort you out." I go, "No, no, I'm lea-" like, "I get it. Yes, you got me." I was smoking in the room. It is what it is now. Like, "I'm gonna go. It's fine." Yeah, everything else like, "Is there any way?" I go, "I'm only here one more night at the club across the street." He goes, "Is there any way I could just like, would I pay the fine?" I was like, "A couple, like, I'll pay the fine or whatever the thing is. I can just..." And they're like, "No, you broke the policy." And I'm like, "All right. You seem way too angry about this."

• 52:24Speaker 01

  What, uh, what was the time of that, where did they get you? At the desk, like, when you were coming back? Or they knocked on the door? Like, how did it?

• 52:30Speaker 02

  They knocked on the door.

• 52:31Speaker 01

  They knocked on the door.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  And I looked through the peep, and it's one of those peep holes where I know she heard it go.

• 52:35Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 52:36Speaker 02

  Oh, shit.

• 52:38Speaker 01

  You got a big bomb.

• 52:38Speaker 02

  That's not a hooker. No, the best part was, I go, uh, "Yes?" And she goes, uh... Through the door. Yeah. She goes...

• 52:45Speaker 01

  You're gonna have to kill me.

• 52:46Speaker 02

  She goes, "Hotel manager." And I go, "Oh, oh, yeah, okay, one second." I just open the door and I see her go, "Sir, you got..." Like he starts doing overdoing.

• 52:57H. Foley?

  It's insane in them.

• 52:58Speaker 02

  It's coming through people's walls and they're saying this, that. And I was like, oh. Oh, and I started doing like the, it is funny when they cut you off. That is when you do feel like a child. I go, no, I mean, I smoke, but I mean, like, I, maybe they smell it on my clothes because I smoke. And she's like, real, there's like smoke.

• 53:16H. Foley?

  Bill O'Leary now.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  Yeah. And I was like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. And then she goes, uh, I go, all right, well, let me like, get your, you know, I was wearing like, basketball shoes.

• 53:24Speaker 01

  No, here's my question.

• 53:25Speaker 02

  Let me put on some of my clothes and like come down to the front desk. A little more comfortable. Yeah. I went down to the front desk and she was just like still. She's like, you need to get the hell out of here. And she was like so angry.

• 53:34Speaker 01

  So how much time did you have? So the conversation happened there, then you went down conversation at the desk?

• 53:38Speaker 02

  Conversation there. She was like absolutely not. And I was like, all right. I go, all right, I'll be out. Give me like 10 minutes. I said, every step of the way though, I couldn't have been more like, yeah, okay.

• 53:47H. Foley?

  I got Bing juicing up upstairs. Hang on.

• 53:49Speaker 02

  I said before, I'm like, ah, it's kind of embarrassing. How dumb do I, you know, being all that. And she just kind of like, yeah. Yeah. You are. I'm like, why are you so angry? I never quite understood that.

• 54:00Speaker 01

  That's insane, dude.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  She was too ugly to be a Hilton sister.

• 54:05H. Foley?

  You could use a puff on this lady.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:07H. Foley?

  Chillax a little bit.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  But that coming back in, I was usually like, I already left and caused a problem. I come, she goes, oh my God, he's back. He's come back for revenge.

• 54:15Speaker 01

  Like you were fired.

• 54:15Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'm like, I just, I, my hat's, I said, one of you guys can go get it. It's on the bed. If one of you guys can get mine. And she goes, no, someone will escort you up. I'm like, okay, that's fine. And then the guy who escorted me up was one of the guys was like, damn dude, we had enjoyed having you guys. I'm sorry, man. I don't know. She's like, she's making an example out of you for some reason. I was like, yeah, right.

• 54:33Speaker 01

  Throwing the book at you.

• 54:35H. Foley?

  His bitch tripping, man. I don't know what the fuck.

• 54:37Speaker 02

  He really was like awkward driving the thing. I'm like, hey, he's like, hey. So that was weird, huh? And he's saying that. She doesn't usually get like that.

• 54:45Speaker 01

  It's also like a, it's like a two floor elevator.

• 54:47Speaker 02

  Totally. She's a three. I think three. I was on the third floor.

• 54:50H. Foley?

  You got any more of that weed on you, big man?

• 54:52Speaker 01

  Now, uh, did it get back to the club at all? Just typically, or did they, you know?

• 54:57Speaker 02

  I told them when I got there.

• 54:58H. Foley?

  Yeah. What the fuck do they care?

• 55:00Speaker 02

  You catch a young manager too. As a young manager, I think it's a fan. So you get those guys that are like, no matter what you say, he's like, he's like, yo, awesome dude. And you're like, well, no.

• 55:08Speaker 01

  No, I was kind of embarrassed. I'm a grown man.

• 55:10Speaker 02

  Kind of embarrassing. I had to go to another hotel. That's not as good as a room. Uh, I might get snowed in here. It's like, you know, the snow was coming. I go, no. It's bad.

• 55:20Speaker 01

  Rock and roll dude.

• 55:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, tell it for my story, you know, tell my legacy is, uh, I played, I played by my own set of rules. Didn't take no shit from anybody, but.

• 55:29H. Foley?

  He's telling the story 20 years. He was in basketball shorts, man.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  I think I've done that though. I think about my David Tell. Like the first weekend where they stuck out smoking rooms in hotels when I was with him. And he was like, uh, you know, I always tell the story. They're like, alright, well, I'll just pay the fine then. Cause we, we were gonna smoke. And he goes, sir, you can't pay the fine and just smoke. It's not how it works. You're not supposed to smoke. And he goes, well, we're gonna smoke. And I've told this story for so long that when you hear something like that, I just, I'm like, I wonder if it wasn't that like. Cause I always tell it was such, it's like the myth of David Tell.

• 56:00Speaker 01

  Sure, I'll do what I want.

• 56:01Speaker 02

  Dude, he was like, I'll pay for it and do it. I go, that might not have been exactly how that happened. I don't know. It was something like that.

• 56:07Speaker 01

  Maybe I wasn't there. I'm not sure. Maybe he was using Becky Owen that weekend.

• 56:12Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, he goes, you know what, dude? I don't think it's, I think it's somebody else's story.

• 56:16Speaker 01

  Um, okay. Wow. I mean, sure. That's a, that's wild, dude. That's like my biggest fear. That's why I don't like, I don't like getting caught though. Well, has that changed your behavior of smoking weed in another hotel room?

• 56:29H. Foley?

  I would have freaked out.

• 56:30Speaker 02

  No.

• 56:31Speaker 01

  Absolutely.

• 56:32Speaker 02

  No, but it's made me more nervous about it.

• 56:34H. Foley?

  Did you smoke weed in the hotel you got into?

• 56:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, immediately.

• 56:37H. Foley?

  Calm down.

• 56:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  I'm all worked up.

• 56:40Speaker 02

  No, well, that weekend I did, uh, this is actually really funny too. I think I told this, but like I, uh, when I got into the second room, I was like, at nighttime, at nighttime, you never really have to worry too much. Never the complaint comes from nighttime. It's during the day. That's where I fuck up. So like, uh, but this was still during the day and I was like, I just got kicked. I had to move. I was like, I'm gonna smoke, watch something, chill out till the shows. So, and it's freezing out. So I'm like, alright, I'm gonna smoke. But I went in the, uh, bathroom. I, uh, took the, the roll, toilet paper roll and stuff. What do you have though? I don't have dryer sheets. So, stuff in my baby wipes. Chemicaly baby wipes in there and some toilet paper. And I sat there watching YouTube, laying on my belly of a hotel floor going like this.

• 57:26Speaker 02

  Blown, I'm sorry.

• 57:27H. Foley?

  No.

• 57:28Speaker 02

  Blowing through this fucking thing, it's doing nothing, I'm sure.

• 57:31H. Foley?

  Not at all.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  And then I'm trying to hold the joint like this.

• 57:33H. Foley?

  In there like it's an exhaust?

• 57:34Speaker 02

  While I'm watching, yeah, I'm like, watch, there you go.

• 57:37H. Foley?

  This is so cool.

• 57:38Speaker 02

  It's ridiculous to do it. But yeah, no, I haven't stopped since.

• 57:43H. Foley?

  Wait, was the toilet paper roll full?

• 57:45Speaker 02

  No, but it wasn't empty. Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you're holding it like this, yeah, no, no, no. But it wasn't just the roll, it was like some toilet paper on it, for sure. It was ridiculous.

• 57:56Speaker 01

  Well, is there anywhere you'll smoke cigs that you like, I mean, I'm a big, if I'm drinking at any sort of stadium, I'm smoking in that stadium. I'm not like at the seats, but like, I'm walking to find where the other people are illegally smoking.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  I know where you can smoke, yeah, it's illegal, but they don't give a shit.

• 58:13Speaker 01

  Sure, like the places where you're like, hey, I've, we're outside, I'm making an attempt, I'm in this corner, no one's walking by me.

• 58:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, they do it on the, uh, the ramps of the link.

• 58:20Speaker 01

  The ramp, you get to it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:22Speaker 02

  One of the corners of the ramps, you can go there. Um, concerts at a stadium, especially if you're on the floor.

• 58:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  I mean, I wouldn't even, if a security guy came over and he was like, I'm sorry, you can't smoke, goes, buddy, you'd have to police that.

• 58:33Speaker 01

  What are you, working at Hampton Inn, Churchill? I'll get my shit.

• 58:37H. Foley?

  I know your sister.

• 58:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, I met your fucking sister, buddy.

• 58:39H. Foley?

  Really, nowadays, you, so you, so you go to a concert at the, at the Garden.

• 58:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:45H. Foley?

  You're smoking a cigarette on the floor.

• 58:47Speaker 02

  Yes, not in seats, not in the seats.

• 58:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, seats is a little...

• 58:50Speaker 02

  Never in the seats, it's just, it's fu, it is fucked up to people around you. But I remember going to places like, when I was seeing Nine Inch Nails, we were standing on the floor, and someone came up to me and they were like, uh, someone go, you know, someone was like, you know, a guy with mascara on, he was like, cigarettes, really, it would have been okay if it was weed, he was like, cigarettes, really? And I was like, fuck off, like, beat it. Like, are you kidding?

• 59:10H. Foley?

  You got the toilet paper roll in your hand.

• 59:12Speaker 02

  Might as well be outside, you idiot. Move three people over, I promise you, you won't be near it anymore. It's like, come on, get the fuck out of here. Uh, no, but I try, but I wouldn't do a place, I've never like smoked in a, I've never took a few puffs in a bathroom of a airplane, I've never fucking, I've never tried to vape on an airplane.

• 59:29Speaker 01

  Where were we?

• 59:30Speaker 02

  To get through that, I've never liked that, I'm really not like an overall...

• 59:32Speaker 01

  The few puffs doesn't do it for me.

• 59:33Speaker 02

  I'm not an overall ruler, I, the, the weed in the hotel room, I just believe I could pull off the way I do it. And I generally have done it countless times and been, I only have stories from like three ever. You know what I mean, where I was saying, they're not even that exciting, the other two stories are both be like, hey, you can't smoke and we're charging you now. Okay, that's why when I went down to Lady, my thing there was almost like, you're kicking me out actually, it's like, you're almost like, you almost wanna be like, I've run into this before. And he's like, you just kinda gagged me for another like 300 bucks or whatever. And they're like, no, you broke policy and you have to go.

• 1:00:03Speaker 01

  That's insane.

• 1:00:04Speaker 02

  It seems like a lot, but alright, like, I guess I'll go.

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  The one time I did it at, uh, I think we were at the Syracuse Funny Bone, cuz like, you can't,

• 1:00:13Speaker 01

  that show, that green room's all the way like, by the stage.

• 1:00:16Speaker 02

  Yup, yeah.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  And you can't really sneak out.

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:00:19Speaker 01

  Uh, during the show.

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  Oh, you can go to, in Syracuse, you can go over to fucking heroin, heroin steps.

• 1:00:25Speaker 01

  They stopped that.

• 1:00:26Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:00:27Speaker 01

  I mean, they, they were like-

• 1:00:27Speaker 02

  You can do heroin on those steps, but you can't-

• 1:00:29H. Foley?

  I hate smoking in those places.

• 1:00:30Speaker 01

  I love that, I love that, like, the empty stairwell.

• 1:00:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  That was great, that was-

• 1:00:33H. Foley?

  Nah, but it's inside, that bugs me.

• 1:00:35Speaker 02

  But it has, uh, but there was baggies all over out there, cuz it was like a, it's a junkie town up there.

• 1:00:40Speaker 01

  Um, that was a good one, I liked that, but then, they were like, you can't smoke back there, we got caught with something, so I'm like, okay. They're like, you can smoke in the bathroom. And I started smoking in the, they're like, David Tell smoked in the bathroom, you can do it too, and I'm like, yeah, David Tell.

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  David Tell-

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  That guy doesn't give a fuck, according to Jay.

• 1:00:54Speaker 02

  He's the trailblazer. No, he really is, they always go, I always go, it's like, can I smoke in, it's supposed to be like, it's really tiny green rooms, I really don't wanna smoke in too much, cuz it's just gonna be all over you and shit, but like, they make some of those big ones, they're like- And most of the improvs, God bless them, for like, mostly for cigar people though, but like, they make the-

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  The fans.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  Filter system, so it's like, it actually doesn't smell bad and that.

• 1:01:14Speaker 01

  But I, I started smoking in the bathroom, I'm like, I fucking need one, and, uh, there was a smoke alarm in there, and I started panicking, and dude, I took like four drags, I'm like, I'm gonna ruin the show, this, this is gonna go off. They're gonna, the whole mall's gonna have to evacuate, and dude, I was like, put it out, I was like, I'm sorry guys.

• 1:01:31H. Foley?

  I'm sorry, it's new material!

• 1:01:32Speaker 02

  I've never eaten shit for it, but there's been many, I've not, I'll take the fire, if the fire alarm's in a place where I can really reach it, I'll take it off.

• 1:01:41H. Foley?

  Man.

• 1:01:41Speaker 02

  And then, uh, but, if you can't take it off, I do panic about like where I'm blowing the thing either way, and I've only seen it one, in Philly, at that Sinesta they put you up at for helium, uh, down there.

• 1:01:53H. Foley?

  Sinesta?

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, it's like around, uh- It's like on

• 1:01:58Speaker 01

  We always just take a buy, we never stay there. And they'll just stay at my parents or whatever.

• 1:02:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, but they, the place put you up a couple of blocks away.

• 1:02:05Speaker 01

  Oh, I know what you're talking about.

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  And it's right on Market.

• 1:02:07Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:02:08Speaker 02

  Eighteenth and Market. And then, that hotel in time, right across from, uh, one of the guys we were with, and down the hall from me, a fucking guy,

• 1:02:19Speaker 02

  I don't know what he was doing in his room, but it finally like happened, like the thing happened, it set off the sprinklers. But not on the whole floor. Really his room. But I mean, dousing.

• 1:02:29Speaker 01

  Oh, it's, dude, it's like, it's fifty-five thousand gallons in a second.

• 1:02:33Speaker 02

  It's insane.

• 1:02:34Speaker 01

  And it's brown shitty water.

• 1:02:35Speaker 02

  It goes down and it comes like it's, now I guess something about the way that the hotel's maybe leaned, that we, you know, no one could tell. It's not going across the hall, but it is going all the way down, and I'm on this side, also, of the same, I'm about, you know, six, seven doors down. So I'm like, man, I hope it doesn't go, and it starts going down the hallway a lot. We're seeing this go down the hallway and I'm like,

• 1:02:57Speaker 01

  Hey, knock it off.

• 1:02:58H. Foley?

  What's he doing in there?

• 1:02:59Speaker 02

  It's right to my fr- oh, he's, the door is open, it's coming in, he's just like, he's like a junkie or something, he was all fucked up. And the, the fire department stuff's coming up. And, uh, when I go back to it, like, we had to leave the hotel for, you know, forty-five minutes, and they started letting people back in. And I went back up and the water went like right to my front door. Right to it. But it stops a little bit before it. Even, and I was like, alright, well, I'm sort of lucking out, I guess, here. Cause it's like pretty thin down now, the trail and everything. Figuring it would be alright, worst case scenario, I guess it goes to my door, or maybe I'll move, and I went in my room. I don't know, I forget what's happening outside, it's just coming through.

• 1:03:37Speaker 01

  Through the walls.

• 1:03:37Speaker 02

  The bed is on, on an island. The bed's an island in ankle-deep water.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  I was like, it's like four in the morning, I had to go get all my bags and like take them downstairs and it like

• 1:03:48H. Foley?

  I'm smoking weed in here.

• 1:03:51Speaker 01

  Alright, we gotta wrap it up.

• 1:03:53H. Foley?

  Ladies and gentlemen, Big J Oak. Dude, that flew by, by the way.

• 1:03:58Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:59H. Foley?

  It's nuts.

• 1:03:59Speaker 02

  Promise I wasn't boring? I showed you guys some cool porn, though.

• 1:04:04H. Foley?

  Buddy, you got anything coming up you want the folks to know?

• 1:04:07Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  Plug away.

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  Just go to my website, bigjcomedy.com for dance all over the place. The Greatest Yapper Alive Tour. And it's funny, it's a disturbing picture of... I told the artist, I go, "I want to do that picture of Biggie Smalls with the crown on his head, but make it me, but with his actual eyes and lips."

• 1:04:26H. Foley?

  Gotta lay off the weed, man.

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  So, you know, it's a freaky-looking picture.

• 1:04:30Speaker 01

  Pull it up, did you see it, Luke?

• 1:04:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know if we have it up anywhere, necessarily, like, where it's officially up, but you could look.

• 1:04:35Speaker 01

  Well, hack into Jay's iPad and get it.

• 1:04:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, hack into it if you could. But I'm all over the place. Look for a city near you. Story Warz, Bonfire on Sirius XM, and then, of course, Legion of Skanks. And that's it, man.

• 1:04:47H. Foley?

  Buddy, we love you.

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  I'm live streaming on YouTube and stuff now a little bit.

• 1:04:49H. Foley?

  Thank you for coming in, we love you.

• 1:04:50Speaker 02

  Thank you for having me always.

• 1:04:51Speaker 01

  Appreciate you, brother.

• 1:04:52H. Foley?

  Kippy, what do you got for him?

• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  Uh, guys, uh, tickets are moving quick. Uh, Austin, Tampa, Colorado, Cleveland, LA. Everything's going quick. Denver, get those tickets, we love yous.

• 1:05:03H. Foley?

  We'll see you next week.