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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, remember when I told you how excited I was about Lululemon dropping their fall collection on September 8? Well, the collection is finally here and I just got my hands on a few pieces and let's just say these will be in my rotation on repeat. I got the Groove Yoga Bra and the High Rise Matching Short. They're so buttery soft. They have laser cut pocket openings for optional and removable cups, which I love that because sometimes I don't want to have a bra insert when I'm working out, but sometimes I do. Performance never compromises style at Lululemon. I love their vintage-inspired styles and everything comes in such an assortment of colors. So if you don't want to stick to black, which is my traditional go-to, you can explore other colors. Like, I love a burgundy workout set. New styles from Lululemon's fall collection are here.

• 0:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Popular colors go fast, so be on the lookout for those drops. And if something doesn't work out for you, free returns always. That's lululemon.com, lululemon.com.

• 0:55Hannah Berner?

  This episode is sponsored by Cars.com. I feel like your car says a lot about you. It's transportation, storage, and honestly, kind of a personality test. Maybe you need something for weekend road trips, something you can actually parallel park in the city, or just enough trunk space for an emergency outfit and backup shoes. Personally, I like options and I'm very specific. So this is where Cars.com comes in. Cars.com has the tools that make your car shopping way less overwhelming. With more than 200 advanced search filters, you can narrow things down based on what actually matters to you. Deal badges help show how fairly a vehicle is priced, so you can browse with more confidence and fewer chaotic tabs open, which I think we can all appreciate. Start your search with Cars.com. Where to next?

• 1:38Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 1:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, so many people have my location.

• 1:47Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 1:51Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend, like, doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're calling the FBI.

• 1:56Hannah Berner?

  Yep. Yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 2:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 2:12Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 2:20Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 2:25Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social. Like, I love everyone, but like...

• 2:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 2:29Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising. And you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 2:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing. It's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 2:49Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 2:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly, women deserve.

• 2:55Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 2:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I mean, put that on a t-shirt, for real.

• 3:01Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 3:10Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 3:13Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 3:14Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 3:16Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You can check out the full terms in the app.

• 3:28Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 3:29Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 3:47Speaker 03

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:50Hannah Berner?

  What up, my glacial gigglers? It's the middle of the winter. We're on the grind. But the sun is starting to come up a little, a little earlier.

• 3:59Paige DeSorbo?

  What a mental health moment for the day.

• 4:00Hannah Berner?

  I don't know, I don't wake up in the morning, but if I did, I heard the sun does wake up.

• 4:04Paige DeSorbo?

  This morning Hannah and I did a Zoom together. Hannah slept on it. Hannah's eyes were closed. At one point, Grace.

• 4:11Hannah Berner?

  There was no adult on the Zoom. It was me, you and Grace. And everyone was.

• 4:15Paige DeSorbo?

  We were discussing adult things.

• 4:18Hannah Berner?

  We were.

• 4:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah had one eye open.

• 4:20Hannah Berner?

  Wait, when you, it takes me like a full two hours for both eyes to open in the morning. I had a little crusty.

• 4:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Can I start the pod with something?

• 4:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I, I love when you start with a.

• 4:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I got an email.

• 4:30Hannah Berner?

  Aggressive take, oh, an email. I know, you read emails.

• 4:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Using first-party food delivery data, GoPuff determined that Kinder Bueno was the biggest winner amongst the consumer packaged goods brands that advertised during the Super Bowl. The chocolate bar maker saw 100% increase in units sold through GoPuff in the hour after its "Yes, Bueno" ad aired, per the report. It also achieved 444% higher all-day sales compared to the past five Sundays, the food delivery service says. I was not prepared to make a speech of acceptance, but let me just look into the camera really quickly. First and foremost, I'd like to thank my haters, specifically all my ex-boyfriends. One said that I'd never have a career, but I would like to have the data show that I

• 5:18Paige DeSorbo?

  am better than you guys. I knew it, my mom knew it, and now you know it.

• 5:22Hannah Berner?

  And men love data, men love data.

• 5:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Men love a graph.

• 5:25Hannah Berner?

  Put it in a spreadsheet, send it to them. I would like to call it the Pajus Orbo effect. And I never thought that candy would be one of the things that.

• 5:35Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I did.

• 5:37Hannah Berner?

  You do love a snack.

• 5:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a snack. I and I'm like a chocolate person over like a sour candy. I I don't want Kinder to get mad at me for this, but for people who haven't had it before, it truly is just a better version of a Kit Kat.

• 5:52Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's funny. I sent it to my brother and his family and my brother loved it.

• 5:56Paige DeSorbo?

  They're so good.

• 5:57Hannah Berner?

  Let's be honest, it's European.

• 5:58Paige DeSorbo?

  They also have a white chocolate, which people sleep on white chocolate and it's actually really good. I prefer the milk chocolate, but to each their own.

• 6:06Hannah Berner?

  Mm hmm. So basically it was your Super Bowl.

• 6:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Basically, I'm like the candy queen.

• 6:11Hannah Berner?

  Do you want to tell us anything more about like the actual shoot? Because I remember like you had to go international for it.

• 6:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I had to go international.

• 6:18Hannah Berner?

  You were in space.

• 6:21Paige DeSorbo?

  We filmed in Canada and at one point they did want me to wear glasses. And I was like, okay, but people are gonna know that it's me. And so I had to.

• 6:31Hannah Berner?

  For yourself.

• 6:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I didn't. I told someone to tell someone like, hey, maybe like we do a couple without the glasses. And they were like, okay, great. And then the guy that I did it with, his name is William Fitchner.

• 6:43Hannah Berner?

  Shakespeare.

• 6:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I like didn't know what to say to him, but I like know him from obviously like so many different acting things. But I said to him, like, I loved you in Entourage. Like, it was like, you're one of my favorite characters, like the season you were on. And he was like, what was my character again?

• 6:59Hannah Berner?

  Obsessed with him.

• 7:00Paige DeSorbo?

  And I was like.

• 7:01Hannah Berner?

  He's like, I don't know her.

• 7:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I love you. So I'm like, you're just, you're so accomplished. You're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That hit that hit number one show that I was on. Um, he was on Entourage. He was like one of the agents at one point. His name was like Phil Yagoda.

• 7:16Hannah Berner?

  Did he give you any acting advice?

• 7:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he didn't. But he was so friendly and so nice. And there was like part of me that I was like, you're like a really accomplished actor. I wonder if you're like, who is this random girl? But he was like so pleasant.

• 7:30Hannah Berner?

  We meet famous people.

• 7:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Also like smash, like he's like old, he was like older and like tall, like you would have loved him.

• 7:38Hannah Berner?

  Love. No, I know. And especially he had a headset on, like boss people around.

• 7:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And he was just like, he's really getting into the role, you know, like you would be amazed at how many times you have to say one line.

• 7:49Hannah Berner?

  I have to say, I heard that one line is actually harder than a movie. You just have.

• 7:55Paige DeSorbo?

  And I believe that.

• 7:56Hannah Berner?

  And that's a fact.

• 7:57Paige DeSorbo?

  As someone who's delivered a lot of one lines.

• 8:01Hannah Berner?

  I was like, no, you are the one liner king. I've been doing some auditioning, not to brag. Um, no callbacks yet, but keep.

• 8:09Hannah Berner?

  I'm kind of just working through some, some early stages of my career and it'll be. Basically, they say when you have an audition with one line, like you overthink how to say that one line to the point that you're like, how did I ever say this word before? It's kind of like when you have one interaction with a crush. And like in that moment, you're like.

• 8:27Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, I said, I said hi, so.

• 8:29Hannah Berner?

  I literally spoke like Yoda. I was like, you are hello, my name.

• 8:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Whenever I film a commercial, it gives me such an appreciation for like, you know, when you're like watching the Oscars and they're like, okay, and like best award for production and you're like boo, like next. But then when you film something like that, especially like a 30 second, one minute commercial, you're like, how the fuck do they actually film movies?

• 8:55Hannah Berner?

  So literally like eight lines could take eight hours to shoot.

• 8:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like this was a, I think a one minute commercial, I was in like one section of it and that, and I was a full day shoot. Yeah, I think I got there like 6 a.m.

• 9:08Hannah Berner?

  What was your motive?

• 9:08Paige DeSorbo?

  It was my character.

• 9:09Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, what was your, what did you envision?

• 9:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Like she was nervous and she was like, I'm like a woman in, like I was a true woman in STEM. I was a rocket scientist.

• 9:18Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:20Paige DeSorbo?

  And so I really.

• 9:20Hannah Berner?

  Which makes sense. Like they were like, who should we cast for rocket scientists? Paige Sorbo.

• 9:26Paige DeSorbo?

  How about that girl that's always in bed?

• 9:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 9:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, so I just really tried to get into that role of like, oh no, this isn't good. And there has been so many times in my life where I've said, oh no, this isn't good.

• 9:38Hannah Berner?

  So you channeled from your past.

• 9:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I channeled from my past trauma.

• 9:40Hannah Berner?

  Honestly, it really came out in the performance. I feel like I'm the first to make fun of you when you do something bad. Um, you nailed the acting.

• 9:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 9:49Hannah Berner?

  You nailed the acting and I don't know, maybe there's more acting in your future.

• 9:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe.

• 9:53Hannah Berner?

  Maybe.

• 9:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Me, me.

• 9:54Hannah Berner?

  Meanwhile, I'll be auditioning.

• 9:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And one last thing about the Super Bowl, because I'm actually like I'm not over and I continue to get more and more mad when I go on the internet. Take the Super Bowl out of it. Traveling and immersing yourself in other cultures, going other places is like the number one way people get smarter.

• 10:16Hannah Berner?

  And grow in general as people.

• 10:18Paige DeSorbo?

  That and like reading books is like how

• 10:22Hannah Berner?

  Paige reads one book, sorry.

• 10:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And welcome to my book club eight. I actually have a lot to talk about about my book club.

• 10:29Paige DeSorbo?

  So like, I'm not getting it because it's like, why wouldn't you want your child to watch a Super Bowl halftime in a different language and have like, what if, even if one child was like, oh, I really want to learn Spanish, like this is so, and now you have a smart child.

• 10:45Hannah Berner?

  Duolingo sales sparked after that.

• 10:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I'm sure.

• 10:49Hannah Berner?

  But yeah, what makes America so beautiful is all the cultures coming together and creating what we are. And the American dream is coming from nothing and trying to become something. So anyway, also shout out Jessica Alba.

• 11:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Forty-four.

• 11:07Hannah Berner?

  I saw it and I go, that looks like, you know, a young Jessica Alba.

• 11:11Paige DeSorbo?

  It looked AI Jessica.

• 11:12Hannah Berner?

  I said, I that's, that girl is identical to Jessica Alba from thirty years ago. And then they go, yes, Jessica Alba. You know, I once saw her at a bodega.

• 11:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Really?

• 11:22Hannah Berner?

  She was like picking out a drink, which you know is so fun at a bodega. There's so many different drinks that she's from.

• 11:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Any point Jennifer Lopez was like, hmm.

• 11:30Hannah Berner?

  No, Jennifer Lopez is not going to La Casita. She's like, I'm the, I'm either running the casita. I'm not going to just be in the background of a casita.

• 11:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you know what I also realized, which I had completely forgot about when J Lo and Shakira did the halftime show, they brought Bad Bunny out.

• 11:46Hannah Berner?

  Bad Bunny's been there.

• 11:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I completely forgot because he must have like just. Well, yeah, cuz what year would that have been? That had to have been at least five.

• 11:57Hannah Berner?

  No, that was. No, that was Eminem.

• 12:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, cuz in my head, that was ten years ago.

• 12:03Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I've also watched that documentary multiple times. And we were mad about that cuz that was when they told the girls they have to split it. The time.

• 12:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 12:11Hannah Berner?

  And we were.

• 12:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't like that.

• 12:13Hannah Berner?

  Side note, do you know the Seahawks owner is a woman?

• 12:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I did know that.

• 12:17Hannah Berner?

  That was iconic.

• 12:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw her like take that, um, the trophy.

• 12:21Hannah Berner?

  Um, let's work on owning things.

• 12:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it.

• 12:25Hannah Berner?

  Let's, let's own.

• 12:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Honey, I own businesses. That's one of my favorite vocal stems.

• 12:30Hannah Berner?

  Is honey, I own businesses.

• 12:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Honey, I own businesses. Who is that again? It's.

• 12:36Hannah Berner?

  What is that from?

• 12:37Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like Black China's mom.

• 12:40Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like doing a podcast and they're like, how do you have money? She's like, honey, I own businesses. Anyway.

• 12:46Hannah Berner?

  Let's start with something controversial.

• 12:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 12:49Hannah Berner?

  Vogue wrote an article about Birkenstock shoes. And how brides are wearing white Birkenstocks.

• 12:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I commented.

• 12:57Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you saw it?

• 12:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 12:59Hannah Berner?

  You go, I reported that post.

• 13:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Literally, I blocked them after that. It was Vogue weddings posted it.

• 13:07Hannah Berner?

  Someone at Vogue is Hannah Coded.

• 13:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I commented and I said, where's the line?

• 13:11Hannah Berner?

  I said, finally, someone has, like, look, so many women on their favorite day of their life or whatever are in pain. Are in horrible pain.

• 13:22Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 13:22Hannah Berner?

  Their Achilles tendon is fighting for its life.

• 13:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Grab a ballet flat.

• 13:26Hannah Berner?

  You hate a Birkenstock.

• 13:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Unless you live in Denver and are from Denver. That is the only girl slash woman that I allow Birkenstock. Look, on your wedding day, I know that Birkenstocks are very trendy right now to like wear jeans and some girls, so cute.

• 13:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 13:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna grab a ballet flat over that because I lean a little bit more feminine in how I dress. But I love like a masculine or like an androgynous like outfit.

• 13:56Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 13:56Paige DeSorbo?

  But Birkenstocks are so like, to me, crunchy granola, like I just went on a hike. And that is just like not the energy I'm bringing for my wedding day.

• 14:06Hannah Berner?

  Even if they're white.

• 14:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:08Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 14:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate the men and I think that we're, what's the word where it's like, we're better than them? Like, I'm not a feminist.

• 14:14Hannah Berner?

  You're a misandrist.

• 14:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:15Hannah Berner?

  Miss Andres.

• 14:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And so like if I'm yelling at them for flip flops or sandals, I can't then tell the women like, oh yeah, you can wear this on your what? No. Go barefoot.

• 14:27Hannah Berner?

  I'm today dressed as a retired old man, which I think is powerful.

• 14:32Paige DeSorbo?

  From twenty oh five.

• 14:33Hannah Berner?

  I'm wearing white barrel jeans and an oversized white collared shirt. I feel, I feel like I have opinions on the stock market that like no one listens to, but they just nod when I say it.

• 14:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Saturday and you're like, I don't want to really get into it.

• 14:47Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I don't want to get into it, but I have businesses.

• 14:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I have businesses.

• 14:52Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God. So you mentioned that you watched the ice skating.

• 14:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, the three episodes.

• 14:57Hannah Berner?

  Three episodes. And I was like, how did I miss that? I realized I saw glitter and gold and I saw two beautiful people. I thought it was a cheesy Netflix rom com.

• 15:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Scripted show.

• 15:07Hannah Berner?

  Scripted rom com about two people on the ice. And I said, if I had a nickel, I've watched heated rivalry. I don't think we're gonna beat that.

• 15:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:16Hannah Berner?

  So last night, I am fucking obsessed.

• 15:20Paige DeSorbo?

  You are gonna love it.

• 15:21Hannah Berner?

  I am so jacked up.

• 15:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause you want to know what? It felt, it didn't feel like a documentary. It felt like reality TV.

• 15:28Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 15:28Paige DeSorbo?

  That was real.

• 15:30Hannah Berner?

  So to go more in depth, the chaos of it, it's a pairing. So it's, it's normally either, it's a man and a woman that of course end up falling in love with each other and get married. Because you're so intimate with this person and you have to trust them so much. And there's a compatibility and chemistry you have to have. So like these two people got together and then.

• 15:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Side note, just because I want to talk about it and not forget it, can we touch back on Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi after this?

• 15:58Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 15:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Noted.

• 16:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Duly noted.

• 16:02Hannah Berner?

  We're fighting for our life with our ADHD.

• 16:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, Friday episodes, I'm like, fuck it.

• 16:07Hannah Berner?

  So it's, this is actually a great movie. So it's this gorgeous girl and this gorgeous guy, but they're just friends.

• 16:14Paige DeSorbo?

  This is America team you're talking about?

• 16:15Hannah Berner?

  This is America's team. Who, by the way, do you know she designs everyone's outfit? So her competitors are going on, they're like, oh, Madeline designed it.

• 16:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, did I miss that?

• 16:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you were on your phone.

• 16:25Paige DeSorbo?

  The girl that's married to the guy?

• 16:26Hannah Berner?

  She's known to have like the best design taste and she, they all designed their own outfits. They're doing full like plays. They're doing Broadway shows.

• 16:35Paige DeSorbo?

  People aren't talking about how. Stunning she is. Like, I, I need her on the cover of Vogue.

• 16:42Hannah Berner?

  I need her starring in Chicago after Whitney Lovett.

• 16:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And I need her in Chicago.

• 16:47Hannah Berner?

  I want to be a casting director.

• 16:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Not that I'm going to see that, but I need her in it.

• 16:52Hannah Berner?

  I mean, deep down, I want you to do it, because that would be so funny, because you'd be miserable.

• 16:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I would be miserable.

• 16:59Hannah Berner?

  You're like, I'm so sorry, I have to try to sing this?

• 17:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I would get out of it.

• 17:02Hannah Berner?

  But like, what people don't understand is that Paige is actually like, not bad at singing. So I think we should start a go.

• 17:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm actually horrible.

• 17:11Hannah Berner?

  Hmm, no, I saw you accidentally sing once, and it was good.

• 17:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Proceed.

• 17:15Hannah Berner?

  Proceed. So anyway, these two, he realizes he's in love with her.

• 17:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:19Hannah Berner?

  And he's five years in, and they're an amazing team. So he's like, if I tell her that I love her, and this goes badly, this ruins my career.

• 17:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:28Hannah Berner?

  And like, it's not easy to just find another top gold performing partner.

• 17:33Paige DeSorbo?

  It's kind of similar to when girls are like, but like, the friendship, fuck the friendship. Like, this is the, this is like, okay, but this would have affected your livelihood and your career. I get that.

• 17:43Hannah Berner?

  This, I actually get why. It's like, hold it in, maybe just.

• 17:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, hold it in. But when girls start like, oh, what about our friendship? I'm like, just say it.

• 17:50Hannah Berner?

  Just jerk off to her and like, don't say anything. So this man is like, I couldn't hold it in anymore. And I just told her, I love you. So he wasn't even like, he was like, hey, I think I might be like, kind of attracted to you when I'm holding you up every time.

• 18:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. When my fingers are inside your vagina when we do that one move, I'm like, really into it.

• 18:11Hannah Berner?

  Or when they put their fucking skates on the guy's leg.

• 18:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I'm so glad you, you noticed that too. Because I'm like, how does she get off without slicing him?

• 18:20Hannah Berner?

  No, the fact that they have any, what's it called? Your extremities?

• 18:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:25Hannah Berner?

  By the end of any dance is like a miracle.

• 18:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:28Hannah Berner?

  So also, she's doing these crazy outfits where like, the skirt is causing issues.

• 18:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:34Hannah Berner?

  The skirt's blinding him, the skirt's hitting her in the face, the skirt's getting under him. She's tripping over the skirt and she's like, no, it's for fashion. She's so you-coded. The second I trip over the skirt once, I say, burn the skirt, I'm wearing khaki pants.

• 18:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Burn it.

• 18:48Hannah Berner?

  So he says to her, I love you. And she doesn't take it well immediately. She's like.

• 18:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I just missed all this.

• 18:54Hannah Berner?

  I have, you were on your phone.

• 18:55Paige DeSorbo?

  That is on it.

• 18:57Hannah Berner?

  When I watch your documentary, I'm taking like notes. So she

• 19:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I started paying attention when the gay guy came on.

• 19:05Hannah Berner?

  There's two.

• 19:05Paige DeSorbo?

  And there was like some drama. Okay, the outliers of the bigger skating world.

• 19:11Hannah Berner?

  And doesn't know what to say, processes it, next day just goes, I feel exactly the same about you. They're married, but last Olympics, they got fourth.

• 19:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:21Hannah Berner?

  But now the three people who had beaten them are retired, so they are the favorites. So they're coming in so excited, hot and heavy, but then the French team comes through. This gay French guy is the cuntiest French man. He is like, I'm scared, like I'm terrified, like I'd pee myself if he talked to me.

• 19:42Paige DeSorbo?

  When he came on the screen, I was like, this is a parody.

• 19:45Hannah Berner?

  He's a villain of some kind. He's the gay villain which everyone needs in their life. Honestly, I could use him in my life.

• 19:52Paige DeSorbo?

  He was like heated rivalry and then spit. Like he is so like.

• 19:56Hannah Berner?

  Also, he looked at his coach and the coach was scared of him. Like that's how you know the man is powerful. And he is like the perfect filler in his face where like his face is not moving and he doesn't have to move it because he has no emotion.

• 20:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, the story just, it just lends itself to a movie being, like a comedy movie being made about this.

• 20:15Hannah Berner?

  Well, do you remember Amy Poehler had a Blades of Glory? It was about all these dancing couples and their like crazy outfits.

• 20:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Amy Poehler was in that?

• 20:24Hannah Berner?

  I think she had a cameo.

• 20:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, did she?

• 20:26Hannah Berner?

  I think she did.

• 20:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause it was, um.

• 20:28Hannah Berner?

  When in doubt, Amy Poehler was in it.

• 20:31Paige DeSorbo?

  It was Will Ferrell.

• 20:32Hannah Berner?

  She wrote it or?

• 20:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Whenever my dad is like talking about a female comedian, I just say Amy Poehler. Because that's like really the only person he, and he's like, yeah, yeah.

• 20:45Hannah Berner?

  So the tea is that he won gold last year and retired and everyone's like, okay, great, this guy retired. And then his ex-partner writes a biography saying that he was like horrible to her and was really hard on her, which like no one's doubting. The man is scary. But then this other girl, she was with a man who gets accused of like assault.

• 21:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I didn't realize that's why he was out.

• 21:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like he's under investigation.

• 21:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 21:14Hannah Berner?

  So she loses her partner of twenty years.

• 21:16Paige DeSorbo?

  She didn't wanna be done. She was like forced to be done.

• 21:19Hannah Berner?

  And he's, but it's also like her partner, like she's like, do I support him? Do I not?

• 21:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they're kind of a great story to win.

• 21:26Hannah Berner?

  Both of them have so much controversy, but they happen to be best friends. And I actually see like their friendship and it's really like, you can tell they both, she was like, I wasn't gonna skate. I was, I didn't even know like where my life was gonna be.

• 21:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Can we just take a minute for their names? These are made up names. This is, wait, who's the one?

• 21:45Hannah Berner?

  It's like Jacques Simuch, I don't know.

• 21:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Look it up. It's like something.

• 21:48Hannah Berner?

  Jean Pierre.

• 21:49Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm like.

• 21:50Hannah Berner?

  Jean Pierre Jacques Coussin.

• 21:53Hannah Berner?

  It's also, I wanna learn French so bad. It's so sexy. When they, so you love pretty things. I don't. When they were skating, I was like, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. She's also like really powerful and she's talks up. She talks about, it's so fucked up. These female skaters, they're not just getting rated on how good their moves are. They're getting rating on their makeup. They're getting rated on their outfit. Like judges are literally going, I don't like her makeup.

• 22:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Same with like the gymnastics girls, how their hair is.

• 22:24Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 22:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 22:25Hannah Berner?

  Like the way that I would immediately fail and, but like girls should not be graded. That's taste. But that's what they were saying is that the judging is based on like art and it's like, oh, I just didn't like how their dance made me feel. Which makes me, you know how I am.

• 22:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you hate things that are unfair.

• 22:42Hannah Berner?

  That is unfair. Wait, but can I just say, cause I did get some messages being like, hey, I also have like a justice thing. Like I hate when things are unfair. So what do you do with, what do you do when something's unfair? You're just like, that's life.

• 22:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, the blonde from Canada, she kept getting scored and they were, she was like, I'm a professional figure skater and you're scoring me.

• 23:02Hannah Berner?

  Also, she kept getting cancer.

• 23:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and her mom died.

• 23:06Hannah Berner?

  Her mom died.

• 23:07Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, you keep scoring me as if I'm an amateur skater. I am a professional. She's like one of the only ones that spoke up. And then I almost feel like they, because she spoke up, they tried to fuck her even more.

• 23:18Hannah Berner?

  Tale as old as time.

• 23:20Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just interesting to think that like in every genre, every like work like what do I, what am I even trying to say?

• 23:31Hannah Berner?

  Every workplace, yeah.

• 23:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Has a situation where it's like the girls are looked down on like it's like, okay, well, you're not.

• 23:41Hannah Berner?

  The gay men in ice skating.

• 23:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Hot.

• 23:46Hannah Berner?

  How attracted were you to that? He was so your type.

• 23:50Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like.

• 23:50Hannah Berner?

  And then he starts.

• 23:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, I feel like I dated someone like.

• 23:54Hannah Berner?

  But it was funny. He was like, I came out four years ago. Like he, the guy just came out.

• 23:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep, that's what I'm saying.

• 24:01Hannah Berner?

  But it also makes me think if these guys were straight, would they be hockey players? Or could, are they just hockey players?

• 24:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Gone into hockey.

• 24:08Hannah Berner?

  They all could have like hockey and ice dancing are so close.

• 24:11Paige DeSorbo?

  So fucking good at hockey.

• 24:12Hannah Berner?

  So good at hockey.

• 24:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I feel like he's quick.

• 24:15Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and he's.

• 24:15Paige DeSorbo?

  And he's strong.

• 24:16Hannah Berner?

  But yeah, I was objectifying that man. I said, yeah, spin around again. Spin around again.

• 24:21Paige DeSorbo?

  And his face, like he was a good looking man.

• 24:24Hannah Berner?

  Gorgeous.

• 24:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so glad you watched it. I knew you would like that.

• 24:27Hannah Berner?

  Well, then when you're done with it, you real, they're like, we're about to be ready for the Olympics. So then I go to Peacock and I click, they had their first dance. So I watched it and the French did amazing. I didn't watch the Americans yet.

• 24:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Was it their freestyle or the?

• 24:42Hannah Berner?

  It was the first one. But you know what's also so funny? In the dance, they don't actually do like big jumps. It's all dance.

• 24:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah, they're ice dancers.

• 24:52Hannah Berner?

  They're ice dancers. And what would you wear if you were an ice dancer?

• 24:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, God.

• 25:00Hannah Berner?

  I know you've thought about it.

• 25:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I just love.

• 25:03Hannah Berner?

  No lace. You hate lace.

• 25:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate lace. I, I would have like a lot of like pink sheer moments and I feel like the.

• 25:12Hannah Berner?

  You want a high collar.

• 25:15Hannah Berner?

  You love a high collar.

• 25:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I love like a bedazzled, like the blonde from Canada. She was showing like a my fair lady and I was like.

• 25:22Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 25:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I loved that. Um, yeah, I just think like a little mini skirt. Like, I don't love that they're doing the longer skirts. I just feel like they look a little matronly, but maybe the shorter skirts look a little childish.

• 25:35Hannah Berner?

  I was actually obsessed with the look that the French girl has in her first dance with the black sleeve and the like circular bodice thing. I would have worn it.

• 25:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I have actually PTSD from like dance class when I was like seven, because I remember a dance teacher told my mom I didn't fit my unitard. And my mom's like,

• 25:57Paige DeSorbo?

  how dare you say that?

• 25:58Hannah Berner?

  My, like, I can't fit a bodysuit around my vulva, like, because my torso is too long. And so if you see me in a bodysuit, it's not clipped.

• 26:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 26:09Hannah Berner?

  And I have a fat ass. Thank you for, for bringing that to forefront. So, yeah, I loved that. It reminds me of when I played tennis. I never cared about the outfits. Where now I look back and realize there were girls that were like you, where everything was about the match day outfit, where I literally was like, I can't wear my practice clothes.

• 26:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Not to bring it back to the Super Bowl, but people aren't talking enough about Coco Jones singing.

• 26:35Hannah Berner?

  I love Coco. We interviewed her.

• 26:37Paige DeSorbo?

  What did she sing? Not the National Anthem? Whatever. She did so well, but she did like a play on Whitney Houston's outfit. And she looks so good and like cool.

• 26:48Hannah Berner?

  She's the next one that like she's, she's been popped, like she won a Grammy. But her skill is there and now it's just like the Hollywood.

• 26:56Paige DeSorbo?

  She's about to be like.

• 26:57Hannah Berner?

  The Hollywood ether.

• 27:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 28:17Paige DeSorbo?

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• 31:07Hannah Berner?

  There's a lot of, um, a lot of talk about Cat's Eye after the Grammys. Are you on that algorithm?

• 31:13Paige DeSorbo?

  You know why I'm not? Because I feel like that's so Gen Z.

• 31:15Hannah Berner?

  I'm, my algorithm's so Gen Z. It's just people, well, they did this song called gnarly. And it's like.

• 31:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I've heard that.

• 31:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 31:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Sing a little ba- a little ballad.

• 31:27Hannah Berner?

  The lyrics are like, I guess I thought it was like kind of humorous, but they're like Tesla gnarly.

• 31:33Paige DeSorbo?

  That hasn't come across my dad.

• 31:35Hannah Berner?

  And they're doing a whole dance and everyone was like. They wanted, I guess, more, but people have to understand, these girls are not choosing the song. There are corporations. These singers are corporations.

• 31:47Paige DeSorbo?

  And Cat's Eye is like 12 girls, right?

• 31:50Hannah Berner?

  It's like five or six of them, and it was based on a competition. Like, all these girls battled it out to be the first American K-pop group.

• 31:57Paige DeSorbo?

  This went right over my head. So this was a, like, talent search, and they put together Cat's Eye, and that's them. And they're the first American.

• 32:05Hannah Berner?

  And one of the girls that didn't make it, now she's like doing really well individually.

• 32:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Ooh.

• 32:10Hannah Berner?

  And she's really talented, and people think she's gonna pop, but anyway, I tried to watch it. I cannot watch, like, teenagers' dreams die, like.

• 32:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, well, that's a normal reaction.

• 32:18Hannah Berner?

  You're not pretty, you're not smart, you're not funny, you're not brave, and I'm like, she has braces, like, leave her alone.

• 32:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, okay, not to, like, literally start a book club.

• 32:29Hannah Berner?

  I knew you were gonna do this. The second I said, pretty girls start book clubs, you were like, maybe I should start one.

• 32:34Paige DeSorbo?

  So a lot of the gigglers were DMing me, and they were like, hey, um, so Nightingale might be like a bit too.

• 32:43Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, just surmising at your reading level, um, might be a bit intense for you.

• 32:48Hannah Berner?

  Like, it's gonna take you eight years to finish that?

• 32:50Paige DeSorbo?

  We recommend maybe getting something a little lighter, so that when you get sick of Nightingale, you can like, so I got Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. Now I'm like reading two books at once.

• 33:00Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you love that Seven Husbands?

• 33:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, cuz I started it, like, years ago, and I never finished it, and I, like, forget everything about it, so I'm like, I'll just reread that. But I also, now, cuz I'm like so into reading books that are like movies, I ordered Wuthering Heights.

• 33:16Hannah Berner?

  Wuthering Heights, Wuthering. Is it Wuthering or Withering? I think it's Wuthering.

• 33:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Withering, Wuthering?

• 33:23Hannah Berner?

  It's W U.

• 33:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Withering.

• 33:25Hannah Berner?

  Withering.

• 33:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't even know what that means.

• 33:30Hannah Berner?

  Withering.

• 33:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Withering Heights.

• 33:31Hannah Berner?

  Withering Heights. Dez told me that it's an incredible story. Dez loves history.

• 33:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, well, everyone keeps saying that the original story is like so not what the movie is, so I wanted to like, I feel like I read it in high school, but I honestly can't freaking remember.

• 33:44Hannah Berner?

  Should we see Wuthering Heights together?

• 33:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I definitely wanna see it. The PR of it, first of all, love Margot Robbie's outfits. I'd like to credit you for doing the random bows first in your hair.

• 33:56Hannah Berner?

  Stop. Wait, you're.

• 33:58Paige DeSorbo?

  And wearing that dress was very Wuthering Heights coded before Wuthering Heights press tour.

• 34:04Hannah Berner?

  Do you think it's another, I was too early? From your time.

• 34:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it was another you were too early and I really think that you should look into Margot Robbie's stylist. Because he's exactly what you're looking for, like he's putting her in vintage Galliano, like her, her looks for this press tour.

• 34:22Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not like she has one good look or like, oh, there's another, it's every single look.

• 34:28Hannah Berner?

  I like that they're having fun with it. I like that they're being intentional.

• 34:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:31Hannah Berner?

  I like that they have like, they're performing.

• 34:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they're performing.

• 34:34Hannah Berner?

  I hate when it's just like, make me look cute in this.

• 34:37Paige DeSorbo?

  And so like that part of the P R is extremely relatable to me. The part of the P R with like her and Jacob Elordi, and I don't know how much of this is true or legitimately just P R. But if it's legitimately just P R, stop, literally stop. It's weird and uncomfortable.

• 34:56Hannah Berner?

  Is it when she was like, I became codependent on him and I'm like, I can't leave him alone or something?

• 35:01Paige DeSorbo?

  That and also like, he put a million roses in my trailer and I told him I'm in love with him, like.

• 35:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Like the first time we got duped with a P R stunt like that was A Star is Born. And we were all like, they're in love. And then like we quickly realized, oh no, they wanted us to see the movie. We were gonna see it anyway.

• 35:23Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's our P R for Giggly Squad. Everyone's like, are they married? Are they fighting because it's a lover's quarrel?

• 35:29Paige DeSorbo?

  But I just, I'm like, is Margot Robbie's husband the strongest soldier ever alive?

• 35:36Hannah Berner?

  Well, I was gonna say, Jacob Elordi, whether you like him or not, whether you think he's boring or not, whether you think he's cocky or not. He is the hottest guy right now.

• 35:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally. And I feel like he is in any interview I've seen, he seems extremely respectful and very nice and down to earth.

• 35:52Hannah Berner?

  So he, when, I mean, when he first popped out his Australian accent, I said, oh, this man is layered and he's.

• 35:59Paige DeSorbo?

  He's got depth to him.

• 36:00Hannah Berner?

  People don't talk about it, but he's like six, five.

• 36:02Paige DeSorbo?

  And one time he did an interview and they were like, where are you? And he was like in a hotel room, then he like pan the camera and his mom was sitting right there. And I was like, he's a good man, Savannah.

• 36:10Hannah Berner?

  If, if a man has a mom, some people say they're a good man.

• 36:16Hannah Berner?

  But like compared to like, I'm sorry Glenn Powell doesn't do it for me. I'm not getting butterflies when Glenn Powell comes on my screen.

• 36:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna say something. I actually met Glenn Powell at Kelly and Mark. In person, very much a movie star.

• 36:31Hannah Berner?

  Hmm, I could see that. And I'm not saying he's not a movie star, I'm just saying, I don't, you don't get the hots for him.

• 36:37Paige DeSorbo?

  In person, I did.

• 36:38Hannah Berner?

  Like Jacob Elordi's ruining your life.

• 36:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 36:40Hannah Berner?

  Like that man you're meeting one night.

• 36:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, do you watch Euphoria?

• 36:44Hannah Berner?

  I watched the first.

• 36:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Season?

• 36:45Hannah Berner?

  Season and a half.

• 36:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, okay. Well, because his character in that, I'm like, eh.

• 36:50Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 36:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, even him in the other one where with Barry Keoghan running around, he was.

• 36:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:56Hannah Berner?

  He always just plays like the guy who like.

• 36:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Happened to him?

• 36:59Hannah Berner?

  Barry Keoghan is gonna be, good question. He um, he did it's rear carpenter. That was the greatest thing he ever did.

• 37:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:06Hannah Berner?

  He is playing Ringo Starr in the new Beatles movie coming up.

• 37:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Remember he had that quote and he was like, yeah, I'm just like trying to be a good dad. So I like, see him once every three day, thirty days. And we were like, what?

• 37:19Hannah Berner?

  Wait, so I current, it reminds me of I have this bit on stage where I'm talking about like, should I have a kid or not? And I'm trying to figure it out with the audience. And someone was like, like you can do it, you can imagine. And I'm like, I'm not a male comedian. I can't just have a child and leave them at home and go on tour.

• 37:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, one of my favorite quotes, like someone said on the internet was, I don't want to be a mom, but I'd love to be a dad.

• 37:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And and ever since I heard that, I was like, no, and I'm someone that I can say from a child, I've, I've have never wavered whether or not I want to have kids. I know I want to have kids.

• 37:56Paige DeSorbo?

  But being in my adult life, some of the closest people to me, we've talked like, and they've been like, I don't know if I want them. And it's been such an open, good conversation. Um.

• 38:07Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's good. Like, I've wavered.

• 38:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:09Hannah Berner?

  I think it's healthy to be like, and what if, like, we have free will? What if?

• 38:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:14Hannah Berner?

  And I think for me, it's just because like I compare myself to other male comics sometimes who are my age. And I'm like, oh, my God, am I, if I have a kid and they have a kid, we're gonna have such a different experience. But then the girls are also like, Hannah, you've long torso and you'll be able to make fun of it in like a way that the men can't.

• 38:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:32Hannah Berner?

  But, um.

• 38:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's actually so true. You'll have so much like.

• 38:36Hannah Berner?

  And then I was saying, I could bring, I could bring the baby and leave it in the green room, but like Ally Colbert cannot. If you've met Ally, I'm not leaving my baby with Ally Colbert.

• 38:44Paige DeSorbo?

  No, honestly, my assistant is like so excited for me to get pregnant so that her job description changes, you know? She's like, let's do something else here.

• 38:52Hannah Berner?

  But Daphne's like, hi.

• 38:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Daphne's gonna be a menace, I feel like, when I have a child.

• 38:57Hannah Berner?

  Well, my brother has a kid, two kids, and his cat, it's a good cat. And at first, the cat was like, definitely like perturbed because the baby's to understand. And you're like gentle, but then for some reason, the cat like understands that it's a baby.

• 39:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, speaking of babies, I don't know if I said this, but I just, literally this year is the first time I've had like two extremely close girlfriends. One had a baby and one is currently pregnant. Where like, I've gone to like friends weddings and whatever, but we just hit the phase where like they're having children. One, it's like so crazy and you realize that like, there isn't this big like, oh, I've changed as a person. It's just like your friend and now she has a baby. But I have to say.

• 39:45Hannah Berner?

  She got a purse that has a lot of responsibility.

• 39:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No, literally, I'm like, so you're bringing her everywhere with those?

• 39:51Hannah Berner?

  It's pukes, boobs.

• 39:53Paige DeSorbo?

  But I have to say, my one girlfriend, um, Ariana, she's.

• 39:58Hannah Berner?

  Grande.

• 39:59Paige DeSorbo?

  She's a nurse, like she's just like the perfect human. She's also stunning, beautiful, gorgeous. But when she sent me a picture of her baby, like literally fresh out of the womb, I was like, Ariana, you know me. I'm not just saying this because you're my friend. This is the prettiest newborn I've ever seen. What did you do? And she said, she ate so much fruit every single day. And she was like, I'm not kidding. I really think that's why she's so pretty. Granted, her and. Her husband are very good looking people and she's a nurse.

• 40:34Hannah Berner?

  Margot Robbie being like, if you eat fruit, your kid will come out looking like me.

• 40:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but I feel like she as a nurse, she and she's a NICU nurse. So like she really knows babies. And I was like, I'm like literally writing that down to say on the pod because that's some information we we needed.

• 40:49Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Go on TikTok shop and buy this and your kid will be so good looking. By the way, are you still TikTok shopping?

• 40:57Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I TikTok shop here and there. A lot of times I go over to Amazon because I'm a millennial.

• 41:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Oh, so you see it and then you put it in Amazon. I do feel like sometimes it's so cheap that I'm like this, I'm not gonna get it. Like that it's fake.

• 41:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 41:14Hannah Berner?

  And I get confused.

• 41:16Paige DeSorbo?

  So freaking easy that I just double click.

• 41:18Hannah Berner?

  Well, because Apple Pay feels like it's not real money.

• 41:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I bought my tuning forks.

• 41:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Now I'm inundated with the tuning fork girls and now I'm actually planning a sound bath retreat.

• 41:30Hannah Berner?

  You have a tuning bath retreat coming up?

• 41:32Paige DeSorbo?

  The girls have convinced me. One girl DM'd me this morning and she was like, um, hey, big tuning fork girl here. I keep them in my car because I have road rage. And I was like, you're the epitome of a giggler. I feel like.

• 41:46Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I feel like women are allowed to have road rage.

• 41:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, because we don't take out guns.

• 41:50Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like when men have road rage, like bad things happen. When women have road rage, I'm like, she's standing up for herself. She's being independent. She's taking up space.

• 41:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of road rage, did you see that story about the professional football player who dated the is was dating the WNBA girl? And he like chased her down in the car and she drove to the police station.

• 42:12Paige DeSorbo?

  It's crazy.

• 42:13Hannah Berner?

  She's like, you didn't think of that?

• 42:16Hannah Berner?

  She's like, come and get me.

• 42:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I think, I guess she broke up with him.

• 42:20Hannah Berner?

  Okay, classic CTE tale.

• 42:21Paige DeSorbo?

  She broke up with him. They were dating for like three years. She broke up with him. He was like stalking her and she was like, stop stalking me. Like blocked his number, whatever. And then she's driving like on a Saturday morning and she realizes he's behind her and he's trying to like hit her car.

• 42:36Hannah Berner?

  Jesus.

• 42:36Paige DeSorbo?

  So she like, I think calls the police while she's in the car, but like just drives to the police station. The police come out, get him. It's like

• 42:44Hannah Berner?

  Gotcha.

• 42:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, literally like

• 42:47Hannah Berner?

  This is also an example of like, social media, when you see like, people in relationships with like, I don't know, athletes. It's not always what it seems. And some of these men, just because you're good at a game, doesn't mean you're good at being a person.

• 43:01Paige DeSorbo?

  And I would say that for like, all public figures.

• 43:04Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 43:05Paige DeSorbo?

  You know?

• 43:06Hannah Berner?

  If he's like, so influential and charismatic, that he accidentally gets famous. But like, to try to get famous, and have a publicist.

• 43:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Unless you are a true talent.

• 43:20Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 43:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, you have to be a true savant.

• 43:23Hannah Berner?

  Unless it's like, the world needs your talent to become a better place, then I'm like, okay, that's fine. Like, your voice, you have the voice of an angel.

• 43:29Paige DeSorbo?

  But if it's just you having a podcast, no. Girls are different, obviously. People have a lot to say.

• 43:36Hannah Berner?

  100%.

• 43:37Paige DeSorbo?

  We've been through a lot.

• 43:38Hannah Berner?

  We've been suppressed, so obviously now we have to overcompensate.

• 43:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 43:41Hannah Berner?

  Which leads me to...

• 43:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't wait to what it leads to.

• 43:46Hannah Berner?

  I actually have two different things I could go to.

• 43:48Paige DeSorbo?

  We could go in either direction.

• 43:49Hannah Berner?

  There's no way to feel cool while you're talking into your remote.

• 43:55Hannah Berner?

  Like, there's nothing more humbling than like, trying to say, like, it's like your customer service voice, but like, also

• 44:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, this actually is so funny, because...

• 44:05Hannah Berner?

  You know what's even funnier? I don't do that. I thought about it, and I realized, I don't, it's like Bluetooth, I don't trust it, I'm typing it in.

• 44:11Paige DeSorbo?

  You're such a freak.

• 44:13Hannah Berner?

  Because I don't trust like, which button to press for it to happen, and I don't even try, like, I'm an old lady.

• 44:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I just got a new phone, and so I was like, setting up my phone, whatever, and one of the parts is like, set up Siri. And so, to set up Siri, you have to say these certain prompts, like, Siri, what's the weather? Siri, but... And so I did it, and then I was like, wait a minute, I just did that in my customer service voice. It's not gonna recognize my real voice, and I have a cold.

• 44:40Hannah Berner?

  You're coughing the entire time. That's how you open your phone, you cough twice. Also, I have a big, a big gripe with the new phone, a huge gripe.

• 44:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I have a huge one.

• 44:51Hannah Berner?

  It's not what you think it's gonna be.

• 44:52Paige DeSorbo?

  What is yours?

• 44:53Hannah Berner?

  My favorite thing in the world, my only number one hobby that brings me consistent joy is screenshotting things that I'm never gonna look at again.

• 45:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 45:04Hannah Berner?

  In the new phone, you don't just screenshot, you have to like screenshot and put in your social security number, give your first born, say where you wanna save it, add to, divide by 12. What? Who decided that?

• 45:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't even get me started on the photos. I'm like, oh great, a photo from 2007, where's the one I took today?

• 45:27Hannah Berner?

  No, you can't find it. You can't find it.

• 45:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, hello?

• 45:30Hannah Berner?

  Also, I think it's a glitch, but when I, when I send a lot of files, so when I go into like, something I said to you and I wanna see something I sent you, like a photo, and I press info, it's not coming up.

• 45:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 45:41Hannah Berner?

  I'm in disarray.

• 45:42Paige DeSorbo?

  My gripe with the new phone is I have royalty fingers. I have the longest, skinniest fingers you can get. I'm a dream to text, okay? I can get there. I'm Sheena Shay's child, okay?

• 45:56Hannah Berner?

  I'm thinking the opposite. I press one letter and it hits eight letters.

• 45:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I sound drunk every single day. Like, the texting is so touchy, that like, and, and the word correction, I'm like, now why in the hell would I wanna say that when that's not a word?

• 46:13Hannah Berner?

  Also, they always go to like sex or something inappropriate.

• 46:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, really?

• 46:18Hannah Berner?

  I feel like my, well, cause you know, there was like one sex and it always says one sex.

• 46:22Paige DeSorbo?

  That means you're typing the word sex a lot.

• 46:24Hannah Berner?

  Am I?

• 46:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause it's like, oh, she means this word she always says all the time.

• 46:29Hannah Berner?

  Cause that's how I literally sexed my husband. I'm like, let's have sex. Cause I've lost all creativity.

• 46:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Mine is just like not real words. And I'm like, okay, that doesn't make any sense. And then I have to be like, sorry.

• 46:38Hannah Berner?

  I'd rather them send the wrong real word, word than just gibberish.

• 46:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 46:42Hannah Berner?

  Do you remember when people could speak pig Latin? And I was like, if I don't learn pig Latin, I'm gonna be behind. I'm not gonna be prepared for the future.

• 46:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow, in high school, I'm not gonna have any friends.

• 46:52Hannah Berner?

  So I was like, you know, I was like, where did all you people learn pig Latin? Did I, did I sleep late that day? Like, when was pig Latin class?

• 46:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I think I knew it for like, maybe part of like, fourth grade, but I don't remember. It was just, it's just every word like backwards.

• 47:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And they would say something new and you'd be like, I don't get it. And they're like, well.

• 47:10Paige DeSorbo?

  And then once you got it, you were like?

• 47:13Hannah Berner?

  No, still didn't get it.

• 47:15Paige DeSorbo?

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• 51:54Hannah Berner?

  I'm having trouble pronouncing a word and I need your help. Origin? B R O O C H. B? I'm sorry, I have to write it. B R O O C H. Because they're becoming very pop- Broach? I thought it was brooch. Well, that would be a U. Brouche. Or is it broach? Or is it brouch? It's a broach? It's a broach. Also, first of all, broach doesn't have two O's. Everyone's spelling it with two O's right now. Right now, I have to Google. Like all, so that's the thing. I thought it was broach too, but broach, I would put O A C H. So, all the girls are wearing brooches. And I just, I accidentally said brooch in front of someone and I like still haven't mentally recovered.

• 52:36Hannah Berner?

  I haven't recovered because saying brooch in front of like another girl is like, she was like, what did you say? And I was like, I've been- Oh, it is two O's. See, I would have only done one. See, what is going on? Well, it's, um, sorry, what's the origin of the word? I do encourage everyone to buy some vintage brooch, brooches. Yeah. And put it on their bags, put it on their blazers. I think honestly, from traders and Lisa Rinna having a deadly brooch, it's, it's really- The word history, Middle English brooch. B R O C H E, pointed instrument, brooch.

• 53:18Hannah Berner?

  See, that makes sense spelled like that. Or maybe it is brooch, but the British say broach. Brouch. Rhymes with cooch. Wait, cooch, brooch? No, it's definitely brooch, Hannah. Okay. How do you feel about the men wearing brooches? I don't hate it. I don't hate it, but like I'm not having sex with you. Like I can appreciate the art. Okay, exactly. Yeah, it's like short men. Like I, they exist. They're alive. I support the- We think they should be allowed to vote, but like-

• 53:50Hannah Berner?

  Can I say another thing about TV?

• 53:52Paige DeSorbo?

  What are we talking about TV?

• 53:54Hannah Berner?

  The girls don't always realize how tall men actually are and they have to factor that into a lot of scenarios that they can't.

• 54:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 54:03Hannah Berner?

  I'm just saying, like especially reality TV, people don't know the heights of men and it factors into a lot of things. Like there's certain guys that people are like, why does anyone like him? And I'm like, well, he's tall. Then there's certain guys that people are like, why don't people like him more? And I'm like, he's actually really short, but you can't tell. Wait, when people see you in real life, what is the feedback you get on you physically? Like, do they say?

• 54:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, I get you're prettier in person. Like, oh my God, you're so pretty in person.

• 54:33Hannah Berner?

  That is brutal.

• 54:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it kind of is because I'm like, what do I look like on TV?

• 54:37Hannah Berner?

  No, that's brutal.

• 54:38Paige DeSorbo?

  But I know that they're meaning it in like a compliment, like, oh my God, I didn't, I didn't imagine you to be pretty, this pretty in person. So like, I know it's a compliment, but when I hear it, they're like, they say it almost shocked, like, you're pretty in person.

• 54:52Hannah Berner?

  They shouldn't say you're pretty in person, just say you're so pretty. You don't have to say prettier. Cause then it makes you feel like.

• 54:58Paige DeSorbo?

  But a lot of times I do get, you're a lot to- or a lot shorter than I thought you were going to be.

• 55:05Hannah Berner?

  I get you're taller than I thought. Um, I'm five seven, Paige is, I would say five four.

• 55:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 55:12Hannah Berner?

  I think you're five three. You think you're five three?

• 55:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually think I might be like five two.

• 55:17Hannah Berner?

  I think you told me five four once and I just ran with it.

• 55:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I, that's what I say to everyone, but like, if we really got a measuring tape out, I think I would be like just hitting five three.

• 55:26Hannah Berner?

  Also, you always wear heels. So I actually have never seen your real height.

• 55:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, here's the thing, I'm all leg. I'm no torso.

• 55:33Hannah Berner?

  So tall in photos.

• 55:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. So I come off, even in person taller, because it's almost like you're only seeing my legs and like, like, okay, you're taller than me, but our legs.

• 55:45Hannah Berner?

  I know.

• 55:46Paige DeSorbo?

  My legs start.

• 55:47Hannah Berner?

  I think people think I'm shorter in person because they see my nubby legs and they're like, there's no way that her torso is that long.

• 55:56Paige DeSorbo?

  You're the Britney Spears of giggling squad.

• 55:58Hannah Berner?

  And people don't talk about it.

• 56:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I feel like I was just, I was gonna say something before we went off on like a tangent and then now I can't remember.

• 56:07Hannah Berner?

  We were talking about brooches.

• 56:08Paige DeSorbo?

  It was after Margot Robbie.

• 56:10Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 56:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton.

• 56:13Hannah Berner?

  Wait.

• 56:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Didn't even touch on it.

• 56:15Hannah Berner?

  I'm like not supportive. When I say not supportive, I mean like I don't get passionate about celebrity relationships. I always think they're kind of PR. I'm always like, okay, cool, whatever. Sometimes I actively don't like them. I fucking love this for her. Why do I love it so much?

• 56:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, did you see Kanye like tweeted or X'd or Instagram commented? I don't freaking know. He's such a freak.

• 56:36Hannah Berner?

  Flattered.

• 56:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, he goes, why are you?

• 56:39Hannah Berner?

  What did he say?

• 56:40Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not funny, but it's also like, you're insane. Why are you? It was like he was texting her. He was like, why are you dating Louis? Give me back my daughter. It's also like Kanye, you have three other kids with Kim.

• 56:52Hannah Berner?

  Also, Lewis Hamilton, I did see him in person at the F1 premiere I was at.

• 56:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Cute.

• 56:57Hannah Berner?

  Cute.

• 56:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Is he, is he short?

• 56:59Hannah Berner?

  Tall.

• 56:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Tall.

• 57:00Hannah Berner?

  Stylish, aura, powerful, confident. Is he British?

• 57:08Paige DeSorbo?

  What a haiku you just said to us. That was honestly one of the most beautiful sonnets I've ever heard. And then you ended it with a question.

• 57:19Hannah Berner?

  He, he has the like calmness about him, but he understands obviously high pressure because his job is insane. Like it's like as violent as skiing.

• 57:27Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like you could die.

• 57:28Hannah Berner?

  You could die every time.

• 57:30Paige DeSorbo?

  It's also like.

• 57:31Hannah Berner?

  If you could handle race cars, you could handle Kim Kardashian.

• 57:34Paige DeSorbo?

  It's, it's one of the chicest, oh, I love it.

• 57:38Hannah Berner?

  Which is crazy that it's chic because I'm like, it's cars with oil, but it's, it's like.

• 57:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but it's like in Monaco.

• 57:43Hannah Berner?

  Like Aston Martins.

• 57:44Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to be like rich to even get into it. It's kind of like, um, what's the thing when they get on the horse?

• 57:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 57:52Paige DeSorbo?

  What is that? Polo. It's kind of like polo. It's like a rich sport, which is also like very deadly.

• 57:57Hannah Berner?

  There's like rich men who love racing, who like make their own little race car teams and just like pay for like guys to race their cars. And some guys, their full career is like getting paid by a rich man to race cars for him. And that's an algorithm we didn't even know could be.

• 58:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I looked over at a man's Instagram reels, I'll stop there, the other day, and he was just watching people like fist fighting in the backyard, but it was like a ring of people. And I was like, is this real? And illegal? Like, what is this? He was like, no, it's just like backyard fighting. Like, what the fuck is backyard? Fight? He's like, it's boxing in the backyard. Like, go to work. Do you have a call or something?

• 58:45Hannah Berner?

  They're just like, put clothes away.

• 58:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, isn't there like an email you should attend to or something? Like, this is crazy. Wait, the other thing about Lewis Hamilton and every time I say his name.

• 58:56Hannah Berner?

  Very regal.

• 58:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Every time I say his name, though, I do think of like, Hamilton the Musical. Anyhow.

• 59:02Hannah Berner?

  Lewis Hamilton.

• 59:03Paige DeSorbo?

  But the lore that he was dating Nicole Schersinger for a year. She was like the fir- she was like the number one wag. She was like a wag before it was cool to be a wag.

• 59:15Hannah Berner?

  Do you know why I kind of like that? Cause I do like when guys have a type. I like consistency.

• 59:21Paige DeSorbo?

  And now we've said it.

• 59:22Hannah Berner?

  I said it. He likes a star with long, dark hair, who has a beautiful body.

• 59:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Who's like, I would assume a similar, um, like, strong personality.

• 59:34Hannah Berner?

  Her and Kim, yeah, they give me similar auras.

• 59:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the other thing that I will give to the men. Men who are, like, have a little bit of ambition are smart enough to know that dating a woman with equal amount of ambition only makes them better.

• 59:53Hannah Berner?

  A great man needs a great woman behind him.

• 59:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 59:57Hannah Berner?

  And a great woman.

• 59:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And also, like, that Louis, it's very, it's obvious that Louis Hamilton doesn't get insecure about dating powerful women.

• 1:00:07Hannah Berner?

  And yeah, with Kim, I do think sometimes she gets in a position where she's like mothering the guy she's with. Not to like, we don't know her real relationships. So like Pete Davidson, for example, I'm like, she's, he's just one of the kids in the backseat, you know? Where Louis Hamilton, that's a man.

• 1:00:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, it's kind of like what you said, uh, the last pod, when you were like, you have to have the same amount of swag. And when there's like.

• 1:00:29Hannah Berner?

  They don't have a swag gap.

• 1:00:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And when there's a discrepancy, you're like, mm.

• 1:00:33Hannah Berner?

  Like, I feel like she'll like, can like, learn stuff from him. Like, he's, he's worldly.

• 1:00:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, I feel like it's gonna be like new and fun for her and like. I'm just, I'm very happy for her.

• 1:00:43Hannah Berner?

  I'm excited about this.

• 1:00:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's someone that I couldn't really see her like.

• 1:00:48Hannah Berner?

  I don't know his age.

• 1:00:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Spell it L E W I S.

• 1:00:52Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, spell it out for me. Don't make me, is it Louis?

• 1:00:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Forty-one.

• 1:00:56Hannah Berner?

  Forty-one. Ooh, I love that age.

• 1:00:58Paige DeSorbo?

  And you want to know what? He's her type too.

• 1:01:01Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 1:01:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's see how old Kim is.

• 1:01:02Hannah Berner?

  Well, she loves, loves an athle-, she loves an athlete. She loves an athlete.

• 1:01:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Forty-five.

• 1:01:08Hannah Berner?

  Perfect. Perfect.

• 1:01:10Paige DeSorbo?

  She's stunning.

• 1:01:11Hannah Berner?

  I would argue, he still isn't fully mature. That happens to men at forty-three.

• 1:01:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like it like just.

• 1:01:17Hannah Berner?

  According to Instagram, but it's starting.

• 1:01:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's kind of crazy. Like forty, I feel like for our generation, forty is almost like the new thirty. Where like ten years ago, it was like, if you're not married and have a baby by thirty, like you're what you're done for. But now I feel like it's almost like forty is when you're really starting your life.

• 1:01:38Hannah Berner?

  But I have friends who are thirty that if they got pregnant right now, I'd be like, what do you want to do with it?

• 1:01:44Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'd be like, I'm gonna call someone because this is illegal.

• 1:01:48Hannah Berner?

  Do you let me know?

• 1:01:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I will say my two friends that just had babies are my two most capable friends. Or my one friend that had a baby and my one friend that's pregnant.

• 1:01:56Hannah Berner?

  I've only had one pregnancy rumor once. Um, and I thrive off it.

• 1:02:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm waiting for the myosmatic rumors, but guess they're missing. Guess those are missing.

• 1:02:09Hannah Berner?

  Well, thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so, so, so much. And we'll talk to you later. Bye.

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