Pod Insights Giggly Squad Giggling about swag gaps, ponytails, and anger management About this episode Paige threw a party and Hannah discovered hot people phobia.
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0:00 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, remember when I told you how excited I was about Lululemon dropping their fall collection on September 8? Well, the collection is finally here and I just got my hands on a few pieces and let's just say these will be in my rotation on repeat. I got the Groove Yoga Bra and the High Rise Matching Short. They're so buttery soft. They have laser cut pocket openings for optional and removable cups, which I love that because sometimes I don't want to have a bra insert when I'm working out, but sometimes I do. Performance never compromises style at Lululemon. I love their vintage-inspired styles and everything comes in such an assortment of colors. So if you don't want to stick to black, which is my traditional go-to, you can explore other colors. Like, I love a burgundy workout set. New styles from Lululemon's fall collection are here.
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1:38 Hannah Berner? I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.
1:45 Paige DeSorbo? Like, so many people have my location.
1:47 Hannah Berner? And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.
1:51 Paige DeSorbo? And if your friend, like, doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're calling the FBI.
1:55 Hannah Berner? Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?
2:09 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.
2:12 Hannah Berner? And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat, so once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.
2:20 Paige DeSorbo? And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.
2:25 Hannah Berner? Especially after being social. Like, I love everyone, but like...
2:28 Paige DeSorbo? Please, nobody speak to me.
2:29 Hannah Berner? Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising. And you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.
2:43 Paige DeSorbo? And that's the thing. It's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.
2:50 Hannah Berner? And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.
2:53 Paige DeSorbo? Which truly women deserve.
2:55 Hannah Berner? We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.
2:58 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt, for real.
3:01 Hannah Berner? And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.
3:10 Paige DeSorbo? And we spend enough of our lives being on.
3:13 Hannah Berner? Exactly.
3:14 Paige DeSorbo? We don't need to be on in the car.
3:16 Hannah Berner? Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You can check out the full terms in the app.
3:28 Paige DeSorbo? We love a discount.
3:29 Hannah Berner? And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.
3:37 Paige DeSorbo? Sup, gigglers?
3:38 Speaker 03 Gary, fix your wifi.
3:40 Paige DeSorbo? Manifest that shit.
3:42 Speaker 03 We can't be managed.
3:47 Speaker 03 I mean, the day just got away from me.
3:50 Hannah Berner? What's up, my groundhog gigglers?
3:53 Paige DeSorbo? Just like a little bit too, a week too late.
3:55 Hannah Berner? A week too late? I don't, I don't really keep track of the groundhogs. Happy Super Bowl weekend!
4:00 Paige DeSorbo? Happy Super Bowl weekend, um...
4:03 Hannah Berner? Someone was social.
4:06 Hannah Berner? Are you okay?
4:07 Paige DeSorbo? I guess my will.
4:08 Hannah Berner? Are you?
4:08 Paige DeSorbo? But I was so...
4:09 Hannah Berner? Against your will?
4:09 Paige DeSorbo? No, I'm lying, yeah.
4:11 Hannah Berner? You had a spread.
4:12 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
4:13 Hannah Berner? You had a Martha Stewart spread. You love a table scape.
4:16 Paige DeSorbo? I love a table scape. I had a little Super Bowl party to celebrate my commercial and to celebrate Bad Bunny. And I invited Hannah's husband.
4:26 Hannah Berner? Without me, because mama was working.
4:28 Paige DeSorbo? And I was like, do you want to come to my home? He was the first person to arrive. He was so early that he actually left. Because I missed the call from my doorman of like, someone's coming up because it was like thirty minutes prior and I was like running around doing stuff. And then he was like, I left. And I was like, are you coming back? Like, what's the deal?
4:49 Hannah Berner? He played hard to get.
4:50 Paige DeSorbo? And then, so he comes back. And then I don't think he knew this, but like I was sending Hannah like photos and it was as if I was babysitting. Like I was like, okay, he ate, um, not like a lot, but he definitely ate.
5:04 Hannah Berner? Well, I wanted to make sure he was getting along with the other kids.
5:06 Paige DeSorbo? And I was like, I sent her a picture. I was like, okay, he's sitting here now. He's talking to this person. Oh, he's getting up. He's going outside. Um, so we were, I literally felt like I, I can't laugh.
5:18 Hannah Berner? Wait, what's going on with the botox situation?
5:21 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, so she like fixed me, but now I feel like my chin is like not attached to my body.
5:31 Paige DeSorbo? Like, no, like when I laugh, I feel like my mouth like goes inside my mouth.
5:36 Hannah Berner? This is the thing, you look gorgeous.
5:38 Paige DeSorbo? And I've been talking to my other friends who like have been getting botox for years and they're like, oh, frozen chin.
5:44 Hannah Berner? Oh, is that?
5:44 Paige DeSorbo? Not a big deal.
5:45 Hannah Berner? Is that a thing?
5:46 Paige DeSorbo? I guess.
5:47 Hannah Berner? Well, thank you for raising awareness on it because I never heard about it.
5:50 Paige DeSorbo? Wait, we're really jumping around.
5:52 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
5:52 Paige DeSorbo? It's because I'm like about to get my period, so I'm like really.
5:54 Hannah Berner? Wait, I just got mine.
5:56 Paige DeSorbo? Did you?
5:57 Hannah Berner? On stage I got it, which was honestly feminist.
6:00 Paige DeSorbo? It was.
6:01 Hannah Berner? It was. I felt it.
6:03 Paige DeSorbo? You know, it's not feminist.
6:04 Hannah Berner? What?
6:04 Paige DeSorbo? One of my friends texted me and was like, I just had a dream that you were pregnant. And I was like, keep it to yourself. It's disgusting.
6:13 Hannah Berner? Because every girl thinks slash knows they're a witch, so she, just the chance.
6:17 Paige DeSorbo? He's a gay man.
6:18 Hannah Berner? Oh, that was uncalled for.
6:21 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I was like, why would you try and ruin my day right now? Wait, what I wanted to bring awareness to was the Adam Sandler story. False.
6:28 Hannah Berner? It didn't seem like an Adam Sandler thing to do.
6:31 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, see, I thought it was like such an Adam Sandler thing to do. I feel like he's very like treat people equally.
6:39 Hannah Berner? Yes, but I feel like he's not, he doesn't show off his money.
6:42 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
6:43 Hannah Berner? You know, he, he just wants to wear cargo.
6:45 Paige DeSorbo? And it wasn't like I just like saw a TikTok about it. Like this was like a written article that I like.
6:49 Hannah Berner? This was New York Times.
6:49 Paige DeSorbo? Like I looked, and so I feel bad, but in my head it happened. Like I'd like to believe that that's.
6:56 Hannah Berner? But it was quality content for the time and we apologized to all the people.
7:00 Paige DeSorbo? It was a good message. I wonder what it's like having rumors that are like, she's a good person.
7:08 Paige DeSorbo? Could you imagine? He's like, hey, I just want to clear up this rumor about me being like a really good person.
7:15 Paige DeSorbo? I would love for that to happen. I'm like, I have to clear up rumors where it's like, I didn't murder her in her own home.
7:21 Hannah Berner? I do have to say one thing, because the internet is crazy this morning.
7:24 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
7:25 Hannah Berner? Jake Paul tweeting from Puerto Rico.
7:29 Paige DeSorbo? I thought, okay, now that I was like, this is a fake story. That's AI. They're like really getting him an AI.
7:34 Hannah Berner? Jake Paul talking shit about Puerto Rico from his Puerto Rico mansion was crazy behavior.
7:40 Paige DeSorbo? Crazy.
7:40 Hannah Berner? Um, but I have to say, Bad Bunny, not to get all like, um, industry about it, but the color grading and the videography.
7:50 Paige DeSorbo? The cinematography.
7:51 Hannah Berner? The cinematography was spectacular.
7:54 Paige DeSorbo? I wonder what it was like in person because the way it was filmed was like so perfect for TV where I feel like last year it was, I don't know if it was better on TV, but it was like so open last year.
8:09 Hannah Berner? Sometimes they make the set where like if you're there in the, um, in the arena, you can see certain patterns that the camera can't see and stuff. I don't, there's so many different ways you could do it, but that was like.
8:19 Paige DeSorbo? Well, he told a story.
8:20 Hannah Berner? Yes.
8:20 Paige DeSorbo? He did like a mini concert where there was a beginning, middle and end, rather than just like a one big performance. I don't know how to explain it.
8:27 Hannah Berner? I do. I do have to say as New Yorkers, like seeing the culture he was talking about, like the bodegas.
8:35 Paige DeSorbo? Having that woman from Brooklyn.
8:36 Hannah Berner? And the one for, and the, and the, oh my God, I was gonna cry, but also then the men playing games in the streets. Like you just realize how much is a part of like, at least New York City, what we love.
8:45 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
8:45 Hannah Berner? So wait, what was like the hit of your snacks?
8:49 Paige DeSorbo? My Buffalo Chicken wing dip.
8:50 Hannah Berner? Did you make it?
8:51 Paige DeSorbo? Mm hmm. I made two dips Hannah.
8:54 Hannah Berner? Oh my god.
8:55 Paige DeSorbo? No, I know.
8:56 Hannah Berner? So you didn't order in anything?
8:57 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, well, god, yeah.
8:58 Hannah Berner? Oh, yes, but you had enough to be like, it's a mix.
9:01 Paige DeSorbo? Honestly, I had so much food at the end. Ozempic is rampant. I can't.
9:07 Paige DeSorbo? You want me to host things? Stop taking Ozempic.
9:09 Hannah Berner? Wait, they have to sell Ozempic portions now?
9:12 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I'm like, guys, this is a full charcuterie board.
9:16 Hannah Berner? Mind you, I'm a full adult. I'm the older sister and I was in Indiana, visiting my family with my younger brother and his whole family. And I was like, let's make something for the Super Bowl.
9:27 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
9:27 Hannah Berner? And my brother laughed at me. And I was like, what? I'm here and I'd love to help the party. Do you know my brother's like a full chef?
9:35 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, he was laughing at you to like, you're not helping.
9:37 Hannah Berner? You're in my help, thank you.
9:39 Paige DeSorbo? Why don't you be the personality higher?
9:41 Hannah Berner? He was like, give me your credit card and like, figure it out. My brother's a fucking chef. He's smoking stuff. He's making pasta. He's adding prosciutto.
9:49 Paige DeSorbo? Why I pictured him smoking a cigarette in the kitchen?
9:53 Hannah Berner? He's yelling, I'm yelling, yes chef! Like, it's getting crazy. Um, so anyway, it was, it was a beautiful celebration. I did not watch the game, really.
10:03 Paige DeSorbo? I didn't either. I mean, I watched my commer- let's talk about the commercials for a second.
10:07 Hannah Berner? Yes. Thing is, I was with Lois, who was, we were chatting.
10:12 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
10:12 Hannah Berner? So we weren't, I wasn't able to like, I mean, did I get your commercial on camera and everyone freaked out? Yes. But the other commercials, I feel like, can you fill me in a little?
10:21 Paige DeSorbo? So some of the commercials, obviously mine was 10 out of 10 gorgeous.
10:25 Hannah Berner? Gorgeous.
10:25 Paige DeSorbo? It's just like, the message was clear.
10:27 Hannah Berner? Kind of great timing. It was like right before the halftime show.
10:30 Paige DeSorbo? No, I said, okay, god.
10:32 Hannah Berner? Um, bueno.
10:34 Paige DeSorbo? You didn't need to fate me like that. I had a couple situationships text and go, oh, wow. And I said, yeah, that's what it was intended for.
10:42 Hannah Berner? Wait, did your exes text you?
10:43 Paige DeSorbo? Just like a couple of that. I wouldn't even classify them as exes. It's like people I used to know.
10:50 Paige DeSorbo? Wait, what was I just gonna say? About the commercials. Oh, okay. Did you see the Alexa commercial with Chris Hemsworth and his wife? No. First of all, great casting. He's a very funny actor. I feel like people don't talk enough about. He's got great, like comedic timing and inflection. Well, Australians are inherently kind of funny. Yeah, like I'd like to see him in more comedy movies. I don't understand why he doesn't do more comedy. Ooh, love that. He's very funny. Yeah. He's funny even in Thor. You know what it is? It's because he's so beautiful. People don't want beautiful people to be funny. They're like, stay in Elaine. That's true. Yeah. But for him- That's why it's so hard for me to do comedy. Right. Yeah. But he's a man, so I'm like, you can get away with it.
11:31 Paige DeSorbo? Do it all. Do whatever you want. Um, okay, so they did the commercial for, it's the Alexa, but it's like the supreme Alexa, or like the advanced Alexa, whatever. And it can see you. And so I'm watching this commercial and I'm like, hmm, well, I don't want it to be able to see me. Because it has Chris Hemsworth walking into the frame and, and holding a snake from like the backyard or something. And the Alexa says, wow, that's a big snake. Now that I'm saying it, that's a little bit sexual. Okay, didn't catch that in the beginning. And so then it's like showing you how like it can see you and like it's a normal Alexa can make your appointments, all of this stuff. But like, I don't want you to see in my home. Like, I think that's so creepy. Yeah.
12:15 Paige DeSorbo? Then, the next commercial was for Ring camera. I don't get, here's the thing, critical thinking skills are just like really lacking on the internet most recently and it's like actually like really painting me like some things I'm just like, guys, you can't be serious. I'll get into that. But anyway, so the Ring camera commercial is, oh my God, there's a missing dog. My Ring camera on my front door took a picture of my dog leaving. Then it sends the picture of the dog to everyone in the neighborhood's Ring camera so they can see. And then if it, the dog goes by their Ring camera, it'll pick it up. That's literally stalking.
12:55 Hannah Berner? You go, how are teenagers are supposed to leave their house to meet up with their boyfriend?
13:00 Paige DeSorbo? How are you supposed to sneak out? It it's just the we I don't get why everyone's acting like it's so like, oh, my God, yeah, it's gonna help find dogs. Not one dog is gonna be used for that.
13:10 Hannah Berner? Well, this is the thing. Data is so scary right now.
13:14 Paige DeSorbo? It's so scary.
13:14 Hannah Berner? And there's no information that like corporations are not gonna have. And they're we're just like, they're just using us for it, I feel like.
13:23 Paige DeSorbo? I don't do you own an Alexa or like a Google anything?
13:26 Hannah Berner? I don't do Bluetooth.
13:28 Paige DeSorbo? Who am I talking to?
13:30 Hannah Berner? I'm literally carving stuff into rocks like I'm not.
13:34 Paige DeSorbo? Do you feel like we've aged on this podcast? Like the way we think about things. Did you see the story that Gen Z is like the dumbest generation? I'm like, we've only been telling you guys.
13:44 Hannah Berner? I was just happy that when Gen Z started getting hate, millennials stopped get like everyone hated millennials. We were lazy. All we did is like talk about iced coffee and now people are like, you know what? Iced coffee is pretty good and.
13:57 Paige DeSorbo? Millennials like we've been through a lot.
13:59 Hannah Berner? Yeah, and and we like, I don't know. I feel bad for the millennials. We tried our best. Do you know what's crazy too about the NFL? That these a lot of these players, like the concussion rates are so bad and they're not addressing it like.
14:15 Paige DeSorbo? Did you see the not to be a full sports podcast, but like.
14:18 Hannah Berner? We are sports.
14:19 Paige DeSorbo? Did you see this stuff about the 49ers? And how they they think that they're always getting hurt and things happen in that stadium because they're right next to like some power plant? No, there's like stories that like when the when the when the boys.
14:37 Paige DeSorbo? Imagine I like rooted for the boys. When they go home, they like. Turn off their wifi or they have like different like things that because they don't they feel like it is affecting their body.
14:49 Hannah Berner? Oh my god, this is like, what's the Julia Roberts movie where she plays the lawyer? Erin Brockovich. We need Erin Brockovich on the case.
14:56 Paige DeSorbo? No, he's like, there's like something there.
14:58 Hannah Berner? But like, there was a lot of concussion protocol, but then that because the NFL is a um business, they were like, we can't. Every time a guy gets a concussion, give him two weeks off because no one will be playing. We wouldn't have players.
15:12 Paige DeSorbo? Well, that's why I don't understand why those those helmets aren't mandatory.
15:16 Hannah Berner? Well, apparently the helmets weren't even like helping that much. But I don't I don't know the the details. We'll have to double check. However, if you were one of these guys and all you know is football and they're like, we're gonna give you thirty million dollars to play for the next five years, but you will have anger management and depression for the rest of your life, which some would argue you have already.
15:39 Paige DeSorbo? I've dated a lot of guys not in the NFL and let me tell you, they could, their anger has next level. Next frigging level.
15:49 Hannah Berner? That is actually so embarrassing if you're a man going around with anger management and you weren't a professional football player. Did you see the Cardi B drama?
15:58 Paige DeSorbo? No, what's happening?
15:59 Hannah Berner? I don't know if the news is real or not.
16:01 Paige DeSorbo? No, that's the thing.
16:02 Hannah Berner? Were they com- there's, I don't know.
16:04 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, well, I actually, she was my prediction for um, I thought Bad Bunny was gonna bring her out to sing. I don't know why I felt that in my gut because I was like, oh, she's probably, she's gonna be there.
16:14 Hannah Berner? I love her so much.
16:15 Paige DeSorbo? But I love that it was Lady Gaga. I wonder if he's gonna open a club. Like, or like getting to night.
16:21 Hannah Berner? He seems busy.
16:22 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, he's busy.
16:23 Hannah Berner? Do you realize he was like at the Grammys figuring out what the Super Bowl was gonna be? Like, he's mid tour right now also. Like, these people's schedules, side note. Is Olivia Dean okay? Has anyone given her water?
16:37 Paige DeSorbo? Where is she? What's going on?
16:38 Hannah Berner? All I know is all my friends who are like influencers and going to different events, every single event Olivia Dean is performing. Man, I need and in a different dress, looking gorgeous. Is she a robot?
16:51 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
16:52 Hannah Berner? Like she's in that point in her career where you know, people are like, we need to make money off her.
16:56 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
16:57 Hannah Berner? I just want to say, I hope she's okay.
16:59 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
17:00 Hannah Berner? But she's young. Yeah, she's young.
17:03 Paige DeSorbo? Remember, don't go to the hospital anymore for oxygen. Remember that was like a real big thing?
17:08 Hannah Berner? Well, because millennials didn't know that we could Gen Z it and be like, actually I canceled the tour.
17:14 Hannah Berner? So instead, we just.
17:15 Paige DeSorbo? It's gonna ruin the tour.
17:16 Hannah Berner? Instead, we just go until you just have to go to the hospital.
17:20 Paige DeSorbo? As someone who went on one tour, and I'm not kidding, it changed my whole life. I thought of things so differently. I started medicine. I started, you know, really getting in touch with my inner self. I mean, so many business decisions in that tour that like just starting to come to fruition, which is, we don't talk about ever. Like how transformative that tour was for our careers.
17:48 Hannah Berner? It was, but you don't know it when you're in it.
17:50 Paige DeSorbo? You don't know it when you're in it, but so many things happened in those three months that like we haven't even been able to say yet. But that's just how long things take.
17:58 Hannah Berner? Look, are you planting seeds?
18:00 Paige DeSorbo? Well, that's another thing because you can't say certain things. Well, one legally, I probably would get in trouble. But you can't say certain things because people's energy really is so real.
18:11 Hannah Berner? You're so LA right now. I love when you get like this.
18:14 Paige DeSorbo? No, it is like you can't tell certain people things because for just as much as you manifest for yourself, they manifest your downfall and you need to remember that. Like you, I know people like to say like, look, no one's going home and laying in bed at night, thinking about me. I know for a fact, people are going home and laying in bed at night, thinking about me and how to sabotage me.
18:34 Hannah Berner? You know what I was thinking about with people who like wish bad upon you?
18:38 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
18:38 Hannah Berner? Or who do things that are bad towards you? That is karmically so bad for them.
18:43 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
18:44 Hannah Berner? Like instead of me being like, why are you mean to me? I just go like, damn, the karma is gonna come around.
18:50 Paige DeSorbo? And you want to know why I believe that?
18:51 Hannah Berner? I really do.
18:52 Paige DeSorbo? There have been times where I've done things.
18:56 Paige DeSorbo? And I'm like, that felt bad. I probably shouldn't have done that. And then something will happen to me and I'll be like, I actually deserved that.
19:02 Hannah Berner? It's almost like a self hate. Like if you try to hurt someone else, then you think, oh, it's gonna come back around to me and it does.
19:09 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
19:09 Hannah Berner? Cause you're putting that energy into the world, the negativity. So anyway.
19:13 Paige DeSorbo? We're scared.
19:15 Hannah Berner? Okay, so I can't stop thinking about a commercial I saw during the big game about the Pepsi paradox. Did you see that?
19:21 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I did.
19:22 Hannah Berner? It's kinda crazy. It's about a phenomenon that when labels disappear.
19:26 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
19:26 Hannah Berner? People prefer the taste of Pepsi zero sugar over Coke zero sugar. And it makes you think about like, do people just like things because they're trendy or popular?
19:36 Paige DeSorbo? Well, you've accused me of it. But yes, because I think my number one example that I always think about is everyone loves matcha and I rather, oh, I can't.
19:48 Hannah Berner? It's cute in the Instagram story. It's green. It makes you look better than people because it's healthy.
19:53 Paige DeSorbo? Sorry, let me grab my brush really quick. Like for what?
19:57 Hannah Berner? That reminds me of how I wanna de-influence people from doing the it girl bob. Just because you see someone edited on Instagram looking hot in a bob doesn't mean you need to ruin your life. I don't have the jawline.
20:09 Paige DeSorbo? Right.
20:09 Hannah Berner? And I never will.
20:10 Paige DeSorbo? And they did a blind taste test across the country and Pepsi zero sugar won literally everywhere.
20:17 Hannah Berner? In every city.
20:17 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, in every city.
20:19 Hannah Berner? Ooh, I love de-influencing and I love a game.
20:22 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, so we're gonna do the Pepsi zero sugar challenge.
20:25 Hannah Berner? Let's go. So you open it up like this. Okay, guys, so we can't see which one is which. I haven't been this excited in years. Oh no, with my nails, I don't know if I could open this.
20:35 Paige DeSorbo? I can do it.
20:36 Hannah Berner? And that's what friends are for.
20:41 Hannah Berner? Let's try.
20:42 Paige DeSorbo? We're gonna try the this on the right.
20:45 Hannah Berner? On the right, okay.
20:50 Paige DeSorbo? Okay.
20:50 Hannah Berner? Okay.
20:53 Paige DeSorbo? Which one do you like better?
20:54 Hannah Berner? The one on the left.
20:55 Paige DeSorbo? The one on the right is like a little bit too much.
20:58 Hannah Berner? The one on the left has like a sweetness to it.
21:01 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, but it's not like overwhelming.
21:03 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
21:03 Paige DeSorbo? I'm like dying to know. Yeah, Pepsi. Wow, Pepsi Zero Sugar.
21:08 Hannah Berner? Me too.
21:10 Paige DeSorbo? I'm actually like low key very shocked.
21:12 Hannah Berner? It has the perfect level of crispiness.
21:15 Paige DeSorbo? It truly does.
21:15 Hannah Berner? The results are in. Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better.
21:18 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, so go out and try Pepsi Zero Sugar today.
21:21 Hannah Berner? Mm-hmm.
21:22 Paige DeSorbo? And do the Pepsi challenge yourself and let your tastes decide.
21:25 Hannah Berner? Mm-hmm. This segment was brought to you by Pepsi. Um, so I know about doing stuff together. I didn't even talk about this. We did this project. And they were like, okay, one of you has to have their hair down. One of you has to have their hair up. You went first and they were like, okay, you have your hair down. I come in all happy, innocent, so excited for a fun day at the job.
21:48 Paige DeSorbo? I forgot what I.
21:51 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, keep going.
21:52 Hannah Berner? What was your perspective on it?
21:55 Hannah Berner? I would have loved to know because I was fighting for my fucking life.
21:58 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, look, let me just preface. We did this job and Hannah looked stunning coming out of the trailer. Like truly, they had her in like such a cute little outfit. I never see her hair in a ponytail and I'm like, oh my God, like I looked, I did a double take because I'm just not used to seeing your hair like that.
22:12 Hannah Berner? But I'm also like, I'm a confident person. You know that? Like I think I have reversed body dysmorphia. I think everyone's obsessed with me. And but the second I put my hair in a ponytail, I feel like an Amish boy. I don't like it.
22:26 Paige DeSorbo? It's the only time I've ever, you're ever insecure about how you look.
22:29 Hannah Berner? So insecure. I think everyone's looking at me.
22:32 Paige DeSorbo? You look.
22:33 Hannah Berner? You're what I should have been insecure.
22:35 Paige DeSorbo? And I'm like, the ponytail is the least of your problems.
22:37 Hannah Berner? The thing about a ponytail, it's so exposing. I feel like people can see every fucking part of my face. And then also, there's something to be said about the shape of your head, where you put the ponytail.
22:50 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
22:50 Hannah Berner? Like I like it kind of high.
22:52 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
22:52 Hannah Berner? And look, I want to be easy to work with. I want people to say Hannah was a joy.
22:56 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
22:57 Hannah Berner? An absolute pleasure. A pleasure. And that's all I can really bring.
23:01 Paige DeSorbo? It's really all we can bring.
23:03 Hannah Berner? All we can bring is vibes.
23:04 Paige DeSorbo? Because if you think we're showing up and we know what we're supposed to do, you're wrong.
23:08 Hannah Berner? No one's saying she, she knew she did well. It's more, the vibes were right. So I walk in, we're doing a ponytail. I said, okay. And then she puts it lower than I like.
23:17 Paige DeSorbo? Mm hmm. Mid head.
23:19 Hannah Berner? Mid head, which I've.
23:20 Paige DeSorbo? So front on, it's scalped?
23:24 Hannah Berner? And also, I, I don't have a wide top of my head, so it's hard to get, long story short, I was scared.
23:31 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
23:32 Hannah Berner? It's, it's like my dentist's office. Like, I was like, this is bad. And then they're like, and we are gonna put this on camera. So I walk out of the trailer.
23:39 Paige DeSorbo? And Hannah goes to me, and just like, I really, no, we're on set at this point. Like, we've walked to the set. Hannah's like, I'm just like, I'm kind of insecure. It's just like, my hair's in a ponytail and like, it's just like, my head is shaped weird.
23:50 Hannah Berner? And I was like, I think my head is shaped weird. Like, put my finger on it, because I was like, something's fucking off.
23:55 Paige DeSorbo? And I look at her and I go, babe, not your head, it's actually your ears.
24:00 Paige DeSorbo? And I literally, right when I said it, I was like, I thought that was gonna help. And that actually is probably doing.
24:05 Hannah Berner? By the way, there's 17 people on set.
24:07 Paige DeSorbo? That's actually probably doing real.
24:10 Hannah Berner? But actually, in that moment, I said, thank you. Because people are gaslighting me, being like, no, you look so good with your ponytail. No, when I wear a ponytail.
24:18 Paige DeSorbo? Well, honey, that's also a quick fix. Like, you could pin those back in one procedure.
24:23 Hannah Berner? This is my thing when I was little, because I thought about it, because I've been called elf ears before and, you know, it made me who I am today.
24:30 Paige DeSorbo? Did you put your hair behind your ears a lot when growing up?
24:32 Hannah Berner? No, that would literally, I'd be bullied. They called me Legolas.
24:36 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, because usually, like, I feel like I've seen some girls where, like, they put their hair behind their ears so much that they made their ears jut out. I did a lot of research in middle school. I was like, something's different.
24:47 Hannah Berner? But you know, this is actually so cute. And I said this to myself when I was a teenager. I remember saying, and this is not decentering men, I'm so sorry, I didn't know what it was yet. But I said, the man who falls in love with me is gonna fall in love with me because of my unique ears. And I'm gonna keep my ears the way they are.
25:02 Paige DeSorbo? That's a really good message.
25:04 Hannah Berner? And Dez told me I should pin them back. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But um, no, yeah, and my ears, whenever I wear a hat with my, in a ponytail, I always put the hat over my ears. I have a lot of rules when it comes to the ears. But I mean, I'm perfect in every way. It's just like, people don't talk about when other people do your glam. The closest way I could describe it to make this a more relatable conversation is, and everyone understand this, when you get your makeup and hair done for a wedding.
25:35 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
25:35 Hannah Berner? And you, you don't want to be difficult.
25:37 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
25:38 Hannah Berner? But you look in the mirror and who, you don't know who that is.
25:41 Paige DeSorbo? Thought I was gonna find my husband here, not tonight. Certainly not at this wedding.
25:46 Hannah Berner? Suddenly they're putting mousse in it.
25:47 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
25:48 Hannah Berner? You've, you've got waves you didn't even know you could have. But I feel like it's, most people can relate to like having a hairstyle they feel more comfortable in. I do have to say, you're kind of doing this off center.
25:59 Paige DeSorbo? Start it on my hair.
26:01 Hannah Berner? Are we feeling bad about it again?
26:02 Paige DeSorbo? I just like the color, like it only looks good curly now because the color is so insane on the top.
26:09 Hannah Berner? Are you doing a center part or a side part? What's happening here?
26:12 Paige DeSorbo? I don't know.
26:13 Hannah Berner? And then you have fake glasses on, but you don't want to put them on.
26:16 Paige DeSorbo? Well, I could put them on, but I just felt like it was like aggressive for the pod.
26:20 Hannah Berner? It was aggressive for the pod.
26:21 Paige DeSorbo? What am I, a guy recording the podcast?
26:25 Paige DeSorbo? What am I, like gonna bring on an OnlyFans model and act like, do you ever get those TikToks?
26:30 Hannah Berner? Oh, I have to, I always press mute because I'll like throw my phone across the wall.
26:35 Paige DeSorbo? Sometimes I get on an algorithm and I'm like, where have I been that this has never come across my desk? And why are like, why are there eight women around a table talking to one guy who's like berating all of them?
26:46 Hannah Berner? Talking to one guy who's like never spoken to a woman before and is like telling them what he read online about women.
26:52 Paige DeSorbo? Wait, speaking of an algorithm that I was never on, that I recently got onto, was the raw milk?
26:58 Hannah Berner? Oh, no.
27:00 Paige DeSorbo? I don't know why.
27:01 Hannah Berner? Well, isn't there drama?
27:02 Paige DeSorbo? So I was even, I was late to like the whole Ballerina Farms.
27:06 Hannah Berner? Yeah, me too.
27:06 Paige DeSorbo? I was late to all the trad wife stuff.
27:08 Hannah Berner? Yes.
27:09 Paige DeSorbo? I think my TikTok was like.
27:10 Hannah Berner? Your TikTok was like that you're not.
27:11 Paige DeSorbo? It might not land with her. Let's actually give it a second. It might not land with her. And so like I missed the bulk of it. But I just got on and realized that people have been drinking raw milk. And in my head, I'm like, I don't know what raw milk even means.
27:25 Hannah Berner? Right out, right out of the cow.
27:27 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I was like, oh, you live on a farm. You like, I thought like, oh, you drink it warm.
27:30 Hannah Berner? I actually dated a guy who lived on a dairy farm. And there's all these, there's a lot of rules with milk because you have to make sure you don't die.
27:38 Paige DeSorbo? There's a lot of rules.
27:39 Hannah Berner? For a reason.
27:40 Paige DeSorbo? So apparently in some part of the country with the trad wives. It's really, it's like, so like, what is that show that was on Hulu?
27:50 Hannah Berner? Seeking Amish?
27:51 Paige DeSorbo? No, what was that show that was like really scary that like could come true?
27:54 Hannah Berner? Oh, Handmaid's Tale?
27:55 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
27:56 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
27:56 Paige DeSorbo? It's giving the Handmaid's Tale a little bit.
27:58 Hannah Berner? This is a show that's kind of autobiography.
28:00 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, what's that show that's happening right now that we're living through? So basically, these girls are like drinking raw milk, telling people to drink raw milk. And this doctor like made this TikTok and, and she was like, hey, it's not safe because you don't realize how much bacteria is coming from the cow. And if you don't pasteurize it and do these cer- certain things, like you could get really sick and like you could die.
28:28 Hannah Berner? Yep.
28:28 Paige DeSorbo? Basically.
28:29 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
28:29 Paige DeSorbo? Like it's illegal in Canada to even sell raw milk. They're like, yeah, you freaks. It's 20, it's 2026.
28:37 Hannah Berner? I would honestly trust Canada because they have free healthcare. So they're not monetizing people getting sick. Whatever Canada's doing, let's keep an eye on.
28:44 Paige DeSorbo? Well, they're also just nice, you know?
28:47 Hannah Berner? Like, I trust them.
28:48 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I trust them. And so this girl, this one girl was saying, um, so then I'm like on it. And now I'm getting like all these videos and this other girl was saying like, unless you live, she lived on a farm.
28:58 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
28:58 Paige DeSorbo? Unless you live on a farm and you work with farm animals, you would have that certain bacteria in raw milk. Because like there's E. coli in the dust and like, so farmers are like a little bit more immune.
29:10 Paige DeSorbo? It's like, okay, maybe if they drink raw milk once in a while. But like, the average person who lives in like, a city should not be drinking raw milk. And I'm like, wait, how is this such a big thing and I had no idea about it?
29:22 Hannah Berner? Food trends just make me laugh so much, because you know when we grew up and it was like, no fat, low fat, no fat, and everything's like, 100% fat.
29:30 Paige DeSorbo? I was just talking about this with one of my girlfriends. Do you remember the Special K diet?
29:35 Hannah Berner? Oh my god, yeah, I do. Which, geniuses. They were like, only have, only eat my cereal.
29:43 Paige DeSorbo? My best friend from high school, one time was so fucking crazy about the Special K diet. And like, she's like, if I don't have Special K.
29:55 Hannah Berner? No one knew it was in Special K.
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34:03 Hannah Berner? I did something, speaking of milk, I got a protein shake this morning because I felt like I was the pillar of health in the community.
34:11 Paige DeSorbo? Another thing I don't trust, but keep going.
34:12 Hannah Berner? But no, they're putting protein in your mayonnaise.
34:15 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
34:16 Hannah Berner? So if you see me at the airport after a weekend of tour, it's not a pretty sight when I'm getting home after all the shows.
34:23 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
34:24 Hannah Berner? This is like the most embarrassing I've done in public in a while. I get my protein shake.
34:28 Paige DeSorbo? From where? Like from like-
34:29 Hannah Berner? The Hudson News.
34:30 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
34:31 Hannah Berner? And I-
34:31 Paige DeSorbo? Like a bottled?
34:32 Hannah Berner? Yes, a bottled one. Also, I got a magazine. I got Architectural Digest.
34:36 Paige DeSorbo? Okay.
34:37 Hannah Berner? I was like so ready to just end the weekend and get home. And I open, there's like a clasp outside the protein shake. And I open it and I'm like not really thinking and I'm assuming that there's like a little metal, you know-
34:52 Paige DeSorbo? Spigot?
34:53 Hannah Berner? Thing like covering it that you have to open, you know?
34:56 Paige DeSorbo? Okay.
34:57 Hannah Berner? So I start shaking it.
34:58 Paige DeSorbo? Okay.
34:59 Hannah Berner? There's no metal thing.
35:00 Paige DeSorbo? It's just going all over?
35:01 Hannah Berner? So I just opened my protein shake, if you were watching, and I just threw it all over me, all over my luggage.
35:08 Paige DeSorbo? You're like, bad bunny was amazing, pop bottles.
35:11 Hannah Berner? Literally pop bottles on my Architectural Digest, on me. And then you're like, you don't have napkins near you. And then I'm like, do I have to carry all this protein soak stuff? So I just waited for it to dry.
35:23 Hannah Berner? And then I got home and Des was like, how are you? I'm like, I think I need to take a shower.
35:27 Paige DeSorbo? You just smell like milk?
35:28 Hannah Berner? Like vanilla.
35:30 Paige DeSorbo? I would never even think to get a protein shake in like a.
35:34 Hannah Berner? I get crazy. I told you, I'm not crazy in the bedroom, but I'm crazy at a 7-Eleven.
35:38 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, you're like, you're like, what's up with this frappuccino?
35:42 Hannah Berner? I get pizza at 7-Eleven.
35:44 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, look, I get to keep, there's at least, at least once every like two months, I have to order at midnight from 7-Eleven and I have to get four taquitos.
35:55 Hannah Berner? Yes.
35:56 Paige DeSorbo? And then I have to get like a chip situation.
35:58 Hannah Berner? That'll make me glow in the dark.
36:00 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah. And then I have to get like some type of crazy drink.
36:03 Hannah Berner? I also think like, if I'm gonna get a stomach ache anyway, like go for it. Also, this is a very random thought. Do you remember like when we were watching TV growing up, there used to be more twins? There were the Sprouse twins, there was Tia and Tamara, there were the Olsen twins, twins were hot, twins were rampant, twins were everywhere. Where did the twins go?
36:27 Paige DeSorbo? Wait, why are there no twins on the television? Lindsay Lohan, fake twin.
36:31 Hannah Berner? Fake twin.
36:32 Paige DeSorbo? Wait.
36:34 Hannah Berner? Or are they twins and they're not telling us and that's how Olivia Dean is actually doing all her performances?
36:39 Paige DeSorbo? Bring back famous twins. Speaking of AI.
36:43 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
36:44 Paige DeSorbo? See, there's a documentary on Netflix that I watched the other morning. It's called, uh, I don't know what it's called. But it, it might be the girl's name is called Lucy Letty. Did you watch it?
36:55 Hannah Berner? Oh my God, it's really disturbing.
36:57 Paige DeSorbo? It's really disturbing.
36:59 Hannah Berner? Yeah, like be mentally prepared.
37:01 Paige DeSorbo? You wanna know one of the most disturbing parts of it in my perspective was the AI actors.
37:08 Hannah Berner? Oh yeah. Well, it said like rendering.
37:11 Paige DeSorbo? It was like, oh, we don't, these people don't wanna show what they really look like or sound like. Totally fine.
37:20 Paige DeSorbo? Put in an, put in an actress.
37:22 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
37:22 Paige DeSorbo? Like the AI, I was like, no, this looks like I'm watching like a Sims.
37:27 Hannah Berner? It was distracting.
37:29 Paige DeSorbo? It was extremely distracting and like uncomfortable.
37:32 Hannah Berner? I'd rather a scary guy being like.
37:35 Paige DeSorbo? Or I'd rather it be like a girl re- reading like an account from someone else like, okay, this is what they said and like, or if it was like someone that looked like that person or was an actress and like legitimately pretended to be that person like, this is what happened to my baby. Like, doing it in AI, I really didn't like it.
37:57 Hannah Berner? The whole thing is very disturbing. It's basically about accusing a killer nurse.
38:02 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah. Do you think she did it?
38:04 Hannah Berner? Did you get British when you said that?
38:05 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I did, actually.
38:07 Hannah Berner? I, like, oh, this is the thing with documentaries.
38:11 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
38:11 Hannah Berner? They show you what you want to see. So like, immediately they can make you think she was guilty and then immediately they can make me think that she's not. The jarring evidence was that she was there for every single murder or death. And then when they took her off, it stopped. But then people were saying that there was always, I don't know, like, I don't have enough information. They really screwed me up. And at the end, I was like, I looked online for like a second and I got more confused.
38:41 Paige DeSorbo? One of the things that made me a little weary is like, when you, when someone crazy does something crazy, you're like, well, yeah, they're crazy. Like, that's a crazy person. Like, you couldn't tell me anything about anyone that I deem crazy that would like shock me. I'm like, yeah, he's always been like that. He's a psycho. But what with her, the thing that I found so fascinating was her friend, her like nurse friend that went all through school with her was like, no, no, this is not her, like, there's no signs, there was nothing in her childhood that was like, she hurt animals or like, she was like weird and did this. Like, it wasn't like she did anything and like escalated.
39:19 Hannah Berner? Well, you know, it's crazy. Early on, I did say, this woman didn't do it.
39:23 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
39:24 Hannah Berner? Do you know why?
39:24 Paige DeSorbo? Why?
39:25 Hannah Berner? Cause the police come over, they said, Lucy, you're arrested. And she says, can I say bye to my cat?
39:32 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
39:32 Hannah Berner? And I said, she's not a serial killer. She's not, and she picks up the cat, and then I got emotional.
39:38 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
39:38 Hannah Berner? She picks up the cat, she kisses the cat. Serial killers are known to hurt animals. And I, are you crying?
39:44 Paige DeSorbo? No, but like then it makes me, cause then I'm like, okay, but then think of the parents whose babies died.
39:49 Hannah Berner? I know.
39:49 Paige DeSorbo? There were so many coincidences.
39:52 Hannah Berner? I know, I know. And then they saw a journal, which apparently she was in therapy and the therapist was telling her to just write all her intrusive thoughts.
40:01 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
40:02 Hannah Berner? And they tried to use that against her as evidence.
40:04 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
40:04 Hannah Berner? Where she was like, she said stuff like, I'm.
40:07 Paige DeSorbo? I, I did it.
40:08 Hannah Berner? I did it.
40:10 Paige DeSorbo? They wrote it all out. But then she was like, I feel responsible.
40:14 Hannah Berner? I felt like everyone was blaming me and I felt like I was evil and I was a bad person that people thought it was me kinda thing.
40:20 Paige DeSorbo? Two things I felt like they should have looked into more.
40:22 Hannah Berner? Mm-hmm.
40:23 Paige DeSorbo? Sometimes you get into work environments and it can get diabolical.
40:28 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
40:28 Paige DeSorbo? And people will literally do things that you would never believe that a human is capable of. The fact that she had so many problems with the other nurses being mean to her, something didn't sit right there.
40:41 Hannah Berner? Is, when do nurses have the time to be mean while they're like saving lives?
40:45 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah. So I thought that was like interesting. Not that I think that someone would like, people would try and like conspire against her to be like a murderer, but like people do crazy things.
40:54 Hannah Berner? Crazy.
40:56 Paige DeSorbo? Anyway, so that was like on the light end.
40:59 Hannah Berner? Oh, I watched a documentary about a, a chess player.
41:03 Paige DeSorbo? You know, I think I saw it and I, and I scrolled.
41:06 Hannah Berner? See, that, I was jacked up by that. A man in Hungary. Everyone, sit down for this beautiful story. A man in Hungary. And it was like communist Hungary and they were so poor and he was like, I have to get out of this life. And he read all these books on geniuses and he realized I can create a genius. So he has three daughters, basically like as an experiment and decides if I train them for like six hours a day in something specific, they will become a genius at it.
41:39 Paige DeSorbo? Uh, I mean, yeah.
41:40 Hannah Berner? He decides.
41:41 Paige DeSorbo? Serena Williams.
41:41 Hannah Berner? He decides chess, cause it's the cheapest thing.
41:44 Paige DeSorbo? Mm-hmm.
41:45 Hannah Berner? And what I loved about it is that. At the time, there were no chess players who were women, and it was like a real boys' club.
41:52 Paige DeSorbo? It's like the real Queen's Gambit, like?
41:55 Hannah Berner? I don't, it, it, it seems similar, but I don't think it was the same. But it was the concept of like, it really reminded me of stand-up comedy where everyone's, all the men. It was like the seventies and the men were like, yeah, women aren't as smart.
42:06 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
42:07 Hannah Berner? They said, women get too reactive, they don't know how to play aggressive enough, they freak out when they get attacked. Like, all these stereotypes. And it made me realize, like, also, it's a boys' club, like, what woman sees that and goes, yeah, I'd love to join in and play with them.
42:20 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
42:21 Hannah Berner? And that's how a lot of women feel with stand-up, like, yeah, I'd love to go to that bar and take the mic with all these men just fucking hating on me.
42:27 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
42:27 Hannah Berner? So, one of, they all get really good, they end up winning gold for women. And then, one of them excels and beats all the boys.
42:38 Paige DeSorbo? Oh.
42:38 Hannah Berner? And it was iconic, and she got, became top ten in like, the world of all chess.
42:42 Paige DeSorbo? Wait, speaking of, um, winning gold, are you watching the Olympics?
42:47 Hannah Berner? I watched a little bit of the ice skating, but it gives me a lot of anxiety.
42:51 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, well, did you, there's a documentary on Netflix that I watched, it was like, three episodes about the figure skating, uh, couples.
42:59 Hannah Berner? Oh, yeah.
42:59 Paige DeSorbo? And now, they are like, competing, which actually, I think I missed it, I think the one couple might have won.
43:04 Hannah Berner? I don't know what anything is.
43:05 Paige DeSorbo? But, besides the point. Did you see the Lindsey Vonn stuff?
43:10 Hannah Berner? I didn't see the fall because I actually would, couldn't, wouldn't be able to handle it emotionally. Cause I'm so, I'm such an empath.
43:18 Paige DeSorbo? I was like, I need to see it immediately.
43:20 Hannah Berner? Lindsey Vonn's a hero, Lindsey Vonn's incredible. Well, this is the thing, the way she was airlifted was the same way I was airlifted when I hurt my pinky, so let's just all remember that. Um, you can die skiing, like, all these winter sports, you can die. That's why I don't like watching it, every time someone goes down, I'm like, eh, they're gonna crack their head open.
43:39 Paige DeSorbo? I think I was also unfamiliar with how fast.
43:43 Hannah Berner? Hundred miles per hour.
43:44 Paige DeSorbo? I was like, wait, does that say ninety-three?
43:47 Hannah Berner? Like, it's also like, she's like, the, basically the most famous person in the Winter Olympics, so like.
43:52 Paige DeSorbo? I couldn't, well, that's the other thing, I'm. People were like, wow, this is her last Olympics and like, maybe she feels like she's like falling off a little bit and I'm like, gun to my head. If someone said, name another person that skis in the Olympics, I would die because I have no fucking idea other than her.
44:09 Hannah Berner? And also Lindsay, this is her life, being a champion and she wanted to just go down the mountain.
44:17 Paige DeSorbo? However, she could.
44:18 Hannah Berner? However, she could. And I have to tell you guys.
44:20 Paige DeSorbo? No, I give her a lot of credit for even having the courage to do that because I mean surely.
44:26 Hannah Berner? I would have just rolled down on my butt.
44:27 Paige DeSorbo? Surely she broke the other leg, right?
44:29 Hannah Berner? Yeah, yeah. But I'm proud of her for, like, that's what she wanted to do. She wanted to go out trying and we can all learn from that.
44:40 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
44:42 Hannah Berner? Yeah, but there are two types of people in this world. People who like roller coasters and people who don't.
44:49 Paige DeSorbo? I don't.
44:49 Hannah Berner? I don't.
44:50 Paige DeSorbo? No, I'll do a water ride.
44:53 Hannah Berner? I'll do like that spin cup thing.
44:54 Paige DeSorbo? See, I would never do the spin cup.
44:57 Hannah Berner? Like you even convinced me.
44:58 Paige DeSorbo? I can't, I'd rather do a roller coaster than anything that spins. Do you remember?
45:02 Hannah Berner? I'll eat a corn dog.
45:03 Paige DeSorbo? Do you remember they used to have that ride where you like, you would spin and you would, and it would spin so fast that you would stick to the fucking wall?
45:10 Hannah Berner? Yes, that was crazy.
45:12 Paige DeSorbo? I can remember being like five, being like, this is not regulated. Like I was literally a Karen at five years old being like, I don't think this looks right.
45:22 Hannah Berner? What kids were flying in the air.
45:24 Paige DeSorbo? But they had to shut it down. I think a kid fucking literally did die.
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50:09 Hannah Berner? Wait, so if we were to do like a show like Traitors, you know how they do cra- would you rather like um a crazy rowing and running up a mountain? Or where they put roaches on your hand and stuff?
50:22 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, for fuck's sake Hannah.
50:23 Hannah Berner? Like they pour roaches on you?
50:25 Paige DeSorbo? You know, I would think that I, I wanna say that I could do the roaches, but when we went to that, like where did we go? That alligator place? I was like, yeah, I don't like even being near them. Here's the only thing I couldn't do, and this is the only thing where I'd have to go in being like, not my forte, don't pick me for this challenge. I can't eat anything. Gross. Like, I'm throwing up. Like, I, I could, I, my gag, I could throw up just thinking about it.
50:53 Hannah Berner? But you know what I forget? Is there is the element of there's a camera on you. And I, I used to watch shows being like, how's this person crying? Or how are they getting so? When there's a camera on you and a producer in your ear, you do shit you would never do. Like, I could see myself there and there's a cockroach and they're like, Hannah, if you eat this cockroach, you're gonna inspire women. And then everyone's gonna think you're incredibly strong. And I'm gonna be like, let's do it. And next thing you know, you're projectile puking on TV.
51:23 Paige DeSorbo? Do you remember that one time on Summer House that they made us do trapeze? And I was like really,
51:26 Hannah Berner? It didn't even make the cut.
51:28 Paige DeSorbo? I was like, I can't do this. I'm gonna cry. And if I break my neck, my mom's gonna kill me. And then it never aired.
51:34 Hannah Berner? Well, my hands, my palms get too sweaty, as you guys know. So I was like getting it, but I couldn't catch it because my palms are too sweaty. But that was really scary.
51:43 Paige DeSorbo? That was crazy.
51:44 Hannah Berner? Well, we're just, we're just experimental rats.
51:47 Paige DeSorbo? We were just kids. We were kids. We didn't know. I was wearing a one-piece. Who was I to say now?
51:53 Hannah Berner? We were literal children.
51:55 Paige DeSorbo? No. Back to the segment of my weekly tuning forks. I have gotten inundated with DMs from the gigglers being,
52:04 Hannah Berner? Well, you like begged for it.
52:05 Paige DeSorbo? No, I begged for it.
52:06 Hannah Berner? You were like, give me a session, please.
52:09 Paige DeSorbo? And the girls were like, I have a tuning fork. I didn't say anything. Like, I do sound baths all the time. And then I have this masseuse, I don't even wanna call her a masseuse because she's so much more than that. No, she, yeah. No, she's an artist. She does like, um,
52:26 Paige DeSorbo? I don't know if there's a specific name for it, but like she does massages in the way of like, do you have trauma? Cause I can feel it and let me get it out like in that sense. She's transformative. I really, I like, can't say enough things about the good things. No, she's literally my body shaman and I've only met her. I've only been in contact with her, but like the past six months.
52:46 Hannah Berner? Where was most of your trauma?
52:48 Paige DeSorbo? My lower back and my shoulders. Anyhow, she, I like converted her to being a giggler and she texted me and she was like, two things I want to say to you. One, I can help you with like your botox and I can do like different massages on your face. And two, I'm obsessed with tuning forks. They're actually so good. Like if you stay consistent.
53:10 Hannah Berner? Did she say anything about my trauma that she noticed?
53:14 Paige DeSorbo? You're gonna have to do a session.
53:16 Hannah Berner? And she's gonna work for free.
53:18 Paige DeSorbo? We're gonna have to block off a six hour a day. No, you really should go to her.
53:22 Hannah Berner? I am due for a psychic.
53:24 Paige DeSorbo? Well, she's not a psychic.
53:26 Hannah Berner? Well, I
53:27 Paige DeSorbo? But you are due for a psychic.
53:28 Hannah Berner? I am due. You know, I actually had one set and she rescheduled on me. I wonder if she was like, I don't like the energy.
53:34 Paige DeSorbo? I'm actually not gonna tell her that. So maybe we just like skip.
53:37 Hannah Berner? You like every six months, right?
53:39 Paige DeSorbo? If I'm having a rough go of it. But no, I usually do like once a year is like, I do like a big one, the top of the year. When every year around my birthday is when I start like
53:51 Hannah Berner? Being reflective and stuff and getting in your head too much. Um, I did get
53:55 Paige DeSorbo? Some say overthinking and I'd actually like to say, maybe I'm just thinking the normal amount and everyone else isn't thinking enough. Like, I feel like sometimes like TikTok and social media is like, you have ADHD and you have depression and you have, and totally you could, but sometimes when it comes to overthinking, I'm like, maybe, maybe you should just think more, you know, like the rest of us are out here thinking. And you think you're overthinking, but you're not.
54:22 Hannah Berner? But this is my thing. Happiness involves being in the moment, which involves not thinking and ask your tuning force.
54:30 Paige DeSorbo? I'll get back to you on that one. I'd like to get back to you.
54:34 Hannah Berner? Um, I did get a really funny DM.
54:36 Paige DeSorbo? Plenty of things I've been in the moment for, and I've wanted to off myself. Okay?
54:42 Hannah Berner? I did get a funny DM about, um, have you heard about hot people phobia? Like when someone's too good looking, you you're like, you can't look at them like you're like terrified.
54:54 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
54:55 Hannah Berner? And like I've felt that before.
54:56 Paige DeSorbo? I've felt that before.
54:57 Hannah Berner? People with blue eyes, I don't like that. I mean, I love it, but like I'll get terrified. A man whose jaw is too strong, I get I get uncomfortable.
55:09 Paige DeSorbo? Um, I'm trying to think like, is there's a situation where I've been like.
55:14 Hannah Berner? I'm not trying to be like hot people have it so hard, but like it is hard to look at them.
55:19 Paige DeSorbo? I think my thing is there's been like hot men where I'm like, you know, you're good looking. And like that makes me feel awkward around you.
55:29 Hannah Berner? Yeah, cuz honestly, that's for girls to be.
55:31 Paige DeSorbo? And it's more like that vibe where I'm like, I can't look at you because like you want people to look at you. Where if it's like a girl and she's really hot, it I'm more like, oh, my God, you're like really pretty.
55:41 Hannah Berner? I got pissed off cuz someone posted a tweet like, don't you love like a silly man with a big nose? And I'm like, why can't we say, don't you love a silly girl with a big nose?
55:51 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, well, no, cuz women, no.
55:53 Hannah Berner? No. Not allowed.
55:55 Paige DeSorbo? No.
55:58 Paige DeSorbo? Honestly, one of my biggest like realizations of that in my thirties was like, I feel like I've made my whole personality that like I I didn't get botox and like I'm waiting to get botox.
56:10 Hannah Berner? My whole personality is I'm waiting.
56:11 Paige DeSorbo? And then all of a sudden I got it and people were like, she actually is like, wow, like she's done so much plastic surgery.
56:19 Hannah Berner? I did. There is a post that I keep getting for some reason showing like a before and after of you with botox when the after is not with you with botox. It's before you with botox.
56:29 Paige DeSorbo? Before the picture is before me with botox.
56:31 Hannah Berner? And they're like, look at what botox does.
56:33 Paige DeSorbo? They're ten years apart. The pictures are literally a solid eight to nine years apart.
56:38 Hannah Berner? But could you imagine a bunch of guys sitting around being like, I just wanna meet a silly girl with like a unique nose?
56:46 Hannah Berner? Like that would really
56:46 Paige DeSorbo? Well, no, because it's
56:47 Hannah Berner? That's what that's what I need.
56:49 Paige DeSorbo? Where women, like if you're an unattractive guy, we actually probably like you more.
56:55 Hannah Berner? Yeah, except when you give an unattractive guy a new sense of confidence and then that could that could cause violence.
57:02 Paige DeSorbo? Honestly, the majority of my early twenties.
57:04 Hannah Berner? I do think, though, for the girls out there who like good-looking men, don't be afraid to talk to them because I heard that
57:11 Paige DeSorbo? We both crossed our arms and I don't like that energy.
57:13 Hannah Berner? I think it's because we're talking about good-looking men.
57:15 Paige DeSorbo? We're like, and don't look at me.
57:18 Hannah Berner? Don't look at me. Um, a lot of good-looking men are insecure.
57:25 Paige DeSorbo? What did you think of Bad Bunny's outfit?
57:29 Hannah Berner? Incredible. I would wear it. I'd wear it tomorrow.
57:31 Paige DeSorbo? I loved the um, like aesthetic of like everyone in like ivory and like khaki. I like that he was in all white. Like, I love an all-white moment.
57:40 Hannah Berner? I do have to say, the aura of that man is crazy because for you to perform with like a hundred people around you and you still cannot take your eyes off him. Like, he could have easily gotten lost in all the hoopla.
57:54 Paige DeSorbo? Wait, we didn't even talk about um, Charlie Puth did the beginning.
57:59 Hannah Berner? My ex.
58:00 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah. And I'm not like, you know me, I'm not turned on by a musician. If anything, I'm like, like I don't like it. Bad Bunny is different.
58:10 Hannah Berner? It reminds me of the swag gap chat with couples. Have you heard of this?
58:15 Paige DeSorbo? Pardon?
58:16 Hannah Berner? How like couples should not have a swag gap. Like, whatever his swag is, your swag should match.
58:22 Paige DeSorbo? Like, no, not, one person shouldn't be way cooler than the other.
58:26 Hannah Berner? What I'm obsessed with doing in my shows is, because like a lot more men have been coming, like boyfriends and stuff.
58:31 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
58:32 Hannah Berner? And I love it because I'm like, they're forced to listen to a woman without interrupting for the longest they've ever done it for. They have to listen to me for a full hour and it's like iconic.
58:44 Paige DeSorbo? And that's where you have to find a quiet, quiet man.
58:48 Paige DeSorbo? No, truly. That was my only requirement. I was like, does he shut the fuck up?
58:52 Hannah Berner? I had a quiet man spree. I loved a shy man for a while.
58:55 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I'm in it right now. I love it.
58:58 Hannah Berner? I'm not.
58:59 Paige DeSorbo? I'm like, I haven't heard from him in three days. Is he still in the room? I love it. It's the best.
59:06 Hannah Berner? Well, let's, okay, let's shout out to quiet men. It's security when a man's quiet.
59:12 Paige DeSorbo? And I feel most comfortable, like, being quiet. Wait, let's end on this. I really liked that actor in 10 Things I Hate About You, but not Heath Ledger. Like, the other guy that was in it.
59:25 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
59:26 Paige DeSorbo? Whatever. A bunch of gigglers were DMing me and they're like, oh my God, I used to love him too. Look at this video that like, and there's like rumors that he's like in a cult, but he's like denied it. But I'm like, no.
59:36 Hannah Berner? But that's what happens when you're in a cult. If you have to deny, if you have to deny that you're in a cult, you're in a cult, Shawn Mendes. How did we get here?
59:47 Hannah Berner? Thank you so much for giggling with us. We love you so much and we'll talk to you later this week.
59:51 Paige DeSorbo? See ya.
59:52 Hannah Berner? Bye.
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