The Great Outdoors Edition w/ Collin Chamberlin

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family theme episode about the Great Outdoors! We're talking hunting, fishing and all things outside the city. The boys are joined by stand up comedian Collin Chamberlin, it's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Follow Collin Chamberlin: https://www.instagram.com/collin_comedy/?hl=en AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Blue Chew: Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code GARBAGE -- just pay $5 shipping. Lucy Goods: http://lucy.co/garbage Promo Code: garbage Mando: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code GARBAGE at https://shopmando.com Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:24Speaker 02

  Woo doggy!

• 0:25H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. And just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash! I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toody's in the new addition. She just got knocked out by a lady down the street.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:40H. Foley?

  Hit her with a two-piece. Clean as a whistle.

• 0:43Speaker 02

  Eat the biscuit.

• 0:43H. Foley?

  Woo, the kids were screaming, "World star!"

• 0:46Speaker 02

  Well, okay, you dated yourself.

• 0:47H. Foley?

  My cousin's coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 0:58Speaker 02

  What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify. Goddamn fucking climbing the charts over there. And then the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.

• 1:16H. Foley?

  Gang, we're doing a little theme episode this episode.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  You stay on this episode. Good morning, good morning. I'll come to you with this morning, good morning.

• 1:23H. Foley?

  Gang, we're doing a fun theme on this episode, and we brought in a amateur expert, I would say.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  Okay, this thing contradict each other.

• 1:31H. Foley?

  To help us out a little bit. He's a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian. Gonna be on the road with us this fall.

• 1:37Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:38H. Foley?

  Saw a little bit of him out there in Madison, last run.

• 1:40Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:41H. Foley?

  Right?

• 1:41Speaker 02

  Why are you looking at me? You were there. This is your first day around here?

• 1:46H. Foley?

  He's a good pal of ours. Grew up in Pittsburgh, little hunting, little fishing. He's gonna be here to guide us through. Give it up for Colin Chamberlain, everybody.

• 1:53Speaker 03

  Thank you, boys.

• 1:54H. Foley?

  Sitting in Kippy's seat.

• 1:55Speaker 03

  Appreciate, appreciate being here, yeah.

• 1:57Speaker 02

  Thanks for coming. We're mixing it up a bit.

• 1:59Speaker 03

  And Foley, good, good meeting you for the first time.

• 2:03H. Foley?

  What, you're from Pittsburgh?

• 2:05Speaker 02

  Where do I know you from? Were you in Milwaukee with me?

• 2:08H. Foley?

  I couldn't remember their cities.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  He lives in Madison. We got him on Zoom. Damn, he's holographic.

• 2:13H. Foley?

  We were in Madison, we were in Minnesota.

• 2:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:16H. Foley?

  Uh, Michigan.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 2:19H. Foley?

  Right?

• 2:20Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 2:20H. Foley?

  Together.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:21H. Foley?

  And Indiana.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  You guys sound like you're dating and you don't want anybody to know. Yeah, we were there, baby, yeah. What, I never met this guy.

• 2:29H. Foley?

  And shout out to new guy Luke over there, the corner office.

• 2:32Speaker 02

  Man, you're really shooting from the hip today. Jesus Christ.

• 2:35H. Foley?

  Let's get Ryan Diesel in here.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  This guy's on goofballs.

• 2:38H. Foley?

  Hey, by the way, shout out to the troops, huh? We're here to talk about the woods.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  Stop saying that.

• 2:47H. Foley?

  I ain't talking about what you and your buddies do in the woods.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  What?

• 2:49H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  Playing night crawlers.

• 2:52H. Foley?

  What?

• 2:55H. Foley?

  Playing hide the bait, huh?

• 2:58Speaker 02

  Talking about chum in the water. There's no fishing rod.

• 3:02Speaker 02

  I brought my rod and reel.

• 3:04H. Foley?

  Just a couple of worms and a hamster. Listen, let's screw it around. It's a serious broadcast. It's the theme episode. We're doing the woods, we're doing outdoor stuff.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  Outdoors.

• 3:16H. Foley?

  Yeah, outdoors.

• 3:17Speaker 02

  All right, hold on, let me try to quarterback this thing for a minute. So?

• 3:21H. Foley?

  Colin grew up in Pittsburgh.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  So I'm told. He was on the road with you. He's got cute clothes. They're on the back of the bottle.

• 3:31H. Foley?

  So I hear you do a little stand-up comedy.

• 3:32Speaker 02

  The bottle's sweating.

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Who was it, Brando, that used to put the lines on the back of people?

• 3:39Speaker 02

  He's reading them off the back of my head. No, um, so you, you grew up in Pittsburgh, so I'm told. Yeah, we've gotten that down.

• 3:49H. Foley?

  They put french fries in their sandwiches out there.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  They sure do, outside, yeah. Pittsburgh, you grew up more rural.

• 3:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  More, Pittsburgh is like a redneck Philly.

• 3:59H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  You guys are a little more country.

• 4:01H. Foley?

  That's where the, the, the Kentucky would come from a little bit, right?

• 4:04Speaker 03

  Well, you know, you have Pittsburgh, much like Philly, it's like you have the city.

• 4:06H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  And then most people don't actually, and they begin with the letter P.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 4:11Speaker 03

  And, uh, most people don't really live in the city.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 4:14Speaker 03

  They live 20 to 30 minutes away from the city.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  But it, your, Pittsburgh is way more rural than Philadelphia.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Philadelphia a little more.

• 4:21H. Foley?

  It's a little shittier, let's just be honest.

• 4:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, I would say it gets, it gets a little more, yeah, there's a lot more people going like up to camp in Pittsburgh.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:29H. Foley?

  A lot of lake houses, a lot of blue collar guys.

• 4:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:32H. Foley?

  A lot of, you know, you know our buddy Nick Angelo, shout out to him, you know what Pittsburgh's famous for?

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Huh.

• 4:37H. Foley?

  Having a toilet in the basement.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's the Pittsburgh potty.

• 4:40H. Foley?

  Just a toilet.

• 4:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:42H. Foley?

  That's for what?

• 4:42Speaker 03

  It's called the Pittsburgh potty.

• 4:43H. Foley?

  The Pittsburgh potty?

• 4:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, they, you, you, all these old, and the stories that like when people would come home from like the steel mills and stuff, they would be down there and change, there'd be a sink and a toilet and that's would be the first thing they would do.

• 4:54H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 4:55Speaker 03

  Is, is like go, so you'll go into these old houses and it'll just be like,

• 4:58H. Foley?

  Take a gold dump there.

• 4:59Speaker 03

  It'll be like a piano, a, a, old pool table from a big lots and a toilet with no curtain or anything.

• 5:04H. Foley?

  Yeah. A lot of parlors over there too, right, in the house? In parlor, like right to the, right to the left when you walk in?

• 5:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's a lot of parlors.

• 5:12H. Foley?

  Like, like the room you don't sit in?

• 5:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, all the furniture had like plastic on it.

• 5:16H. Foley?

  Yeah. Lace curtains and stuff like that.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Full of hard candy.

• 5:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, smell of stew going, probably some swirl meat in it.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  That's good eating.

• 5:24H. Foley?

  What, you did a lot of hunting and fishing growing up?

• 5:26Speaker 03

  I did, yeah.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  Man, the kid's back. That was a, that was a seamless transition by the big dog.

• 5:31H. Foley?

  You got a gun on you now?

• 5:35Speaker 03

  I, I actually duct taped one to one of our chairs. That's how we're gonna close the show. The odds sing.

• 5:43Speaker 02

  He just handed you a pin from a grenade.

• 5:47Speaker 03

  One bullet on the table.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, so we, I mean, we, like, like the big dog said, uh, we spent a lot of time in the van together. You were, you were, you were in the same, you were in the first, uh, the Patreon, those, you made one, one or two Patreon episodes. Um, a lot of time in the van, and we kind of play AYG. We get that your background when we're in a road trip together.

• 6:07Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 6:07Speaker 02

  We were peppering you with the questions, the whole nine yards.

• 6:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know who stinks.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  Shout out to it.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  Prank caller, prank caller. Um, you, you, I didn't realize you were that much of a hunter and fisherman.

• 6:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:22Speaker 02

  Very, at an early age. What was, what, what, when did you start? When were you introduced to the outdoors?

• 6:27Speaker 03

  I was introduced. When'd you get your first kill? I, I, I, when I was 13. 13? 13 was the first time I ever shot something. But the, I started hunting and fishing. I mean, I was fishing as like a young kid. Five, maybe four years old. Now, what kind of fishing are we talking about? Like, you throw it out and you, when you, when you reel it in, you start screaming? You throw a bobber on, somebody puts a worm on a hook, you stand there, and, you know, yeah, you freak out when, when you catch a fish. Sonnies, I used to hate the Sonnies. But I started, I started hunting when I was like, probably nine or 10 years old. And it was very popular to like, my grandfather did it. My uncle, who wasn't really, everybody in Pittsburgh has like an uncle that's not their uncle.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  Sure, it's very, it's very, it's, it's not even regional, it's dirtbag.

• 7:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  It's like, hey, this is, it's always like Uncle Randy or Uncle Guy.

• 7:13Speaker 03

  It was Uncle Larry.

• 7:14Speaker 02

  Uncle Larry.

• 7:14Speaker 03

  This was the crew that went up hunting. It was my grandfather, whose name was Elmer, but everybody called him Pete. My uncle, who wasn't my Uncle Larry. A guy named Boone, who I never learned his first name. Tom and Tom's son. Never also learned Tom's son's name. It was always just Tom's son. That's got molestation written all over it.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  The hell kind of Cub Scout were you involved with?

• 7:36Speaker 03

  So that was the crew, but like, you would, it was not. Where would you go? Was there a cabin? Yeah, so in Pittsburgh, about two hours north of Pittsburgh, is a place called Pymatooming, Pennsylvania. Whereas if you're from Pittsburgh, you would say Pymatuning.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  Pymatuning.

• 7:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. And you would go up to Pymatooming. Probably not too many good Mexican restaurants. And, uh, I remember we would always say like, because that's where we went on vacation, be like, we're gonna go up to my grandparents' camp in Pymatooming. And it was.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  It sounds like you're having a stroke.

• 8:04Speaker 03

  Then you get older and you're like, oh, it's a trailer. Like, we were in a legitimate trailer.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  That is like, that is like, you call it, we're going up to camp, and it's like.

• 8:11Speaker 03

  Right. Yeah, it's just a trailer with a well. Is it only dudes? Yeah, it was pretty much all dudes. No ass up there. Uh, no, not all, but it was a, it was a, yeah. Hey, what do you think I was there for?

• 8:25Speaker 03

  Let's play hide the antlers.

• 8:29Speaker 03

  But it was, it was a way for these people like to get away from their family. Sure. It was their fa- like, my grandfather did not miss a Pennsylvania deer season his whole life. Which runs from when to when? It runs from, it started usually- Soft shell crab season? Yeah, it's, there is a, there is a time you gotta strike. Couple of steamers. When I started hunting, it was the Monday after Thanksgiving. It was without question, Thanksgiving would happen, you would get in a car Friday, you'd drive up to camp. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, take off school, Monday, Tuesday, come back Wednesday. That is, how long was the season? Season's about three weeks, three to four weeks. And they just changed it to now.

• 9:08Speaker 02

  How many are you allowed to get? You allowed to get one?

• 9:09Speaker 03

  You can shoot one, if you have a permit, you can get a, you can kill one antler.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  You gave that caveat.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, you gotta have a per- cause, well, a lot of people didn't, uh, but you could have one antler to one antlerless, if you have the right permit, so. A lady? Well, you know, uh-

• 9:23Speaker 02

  Don't bitch outta coming. She shouldn't have been standing here.

• 9:27Speaker 03

  She saw me kill the guy, I had to clean her up. There's a lot of them running around, you know? She might talk. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know you shot does. Yeah, you shoot- That's a female deer. Mm-hmm. For the city folk out there. Yeah, you could shoot a doe. A lot of people shoot does. Why? Bucks are harder to shoot, but, because there's less bucks. We have, there's also, because there's, there's an over- Yeah, there's an overpopulation of female deer right now. Huh. Of doe, yeah. I like those odds. You did pretty well, yeah, yeah. You should have the Crawford County.

• 9:59Speaker 02

  You should be the talk of the town, dude. You'd be out there fucking stunning.

• 10:04Speaker 03

  Out there cleaning up, doing a little rotten- He's gonna be running around the woods with, with hangers coming off his head, ladies!

• 10:10Speaker 02

  Rubbing your back on a tree.

• 10:14Speaker 03

  What's that, musk?

• 10:16Speaker 02

  You're paying on yourself? What is that? There's a, there's a big deer urine thing.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:21Speaker 02

  I've been in, I've been in more rural, rural areas and you can buy it at like gas stations.

• 10:26Speaker 03

  That was the thing that you would put it.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  A little dab.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  It's that and turmeric, you know, it's supposed to help with cholesterol. Good for inflammation. Yeah, I didn't know which one you were supposed to ingest, uh, so I did both to be sure.

• 10:37Speaker 03

  Methylated urine.

• 10:39Speaker 02

  It's great on an Italian hoagie.

• 10:42Speaker 03

  That's, uh, Mike's way, I think they call that, you know? But, uh, yeah, the deer pee is very popular, or was. I think it sort of died out. I think people realized that was a scam. What's that to do? Attract a deer? Get me the deer, yeah, because. You would put it on your boots because the big thing was you didn't want to leave your scent coming in to.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  Camp.

• 11:01Speaker 03

  To wherever you were going and leaving from. So you would put it around your boots. Some people put it on their clothes and let it sit overnight. Does it smell bad? Yeah, it smells like deer pee. Um, have you ever smelled?

• 11:11Speaker 02

  It's not Tommy Hilfiger black.

• 11:12Speaker 03

  Have you ever smelled stale pee? Oh, yeah. That's what it smells like. And, you know, you, like, some guys would go nuts with it, but they really thought.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  I remember that dude that put it all over his body and he got fucked up by that deer.

• 11:23Speaker 02

  Did you ever see the, remember those collect commercials? There was, there was, in the early 2000s, a lot of footage of people getting attacked by deer. And it was, it was.

• 11:33Speaker 03

  Ah, the good old days.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  It was because they would pee, they would use the deer piss and it would fuck you, you know what I mean?

• 11:38Speaker 03

  It's, it's like a pheromone.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  Young buck would come around.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. Try to melt you, try to take you.

• 11:42Speaker 03

  Yeah. They'll get right on top.

• 11:44Speaker 02

  What do you have, Lou?

• 11:45Speaker 04

  It's a solid practice.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  Still done?

• 11:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, if you're using, uh, other hunting methods, like, uh, playing with the wind and minimizing personal scent.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  Yeah. They make a lot of clothes now that sort of get rid of your scent for you. Really?

• 11:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:58Speaker 03

  It's home for Foley. Yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  He'll be in a ghillie suit.

• 12:04Speaker 03

  I'm right here.

• 12:08H. Foley?

  When you would go up there, but if you were up there in the trailer, there probably was, was there a shower in there?

• 12:12Speaker 03

  There was a shower, but because we were on a well, it smelled like sulfur.

• 12:15H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 12:16Speaker 03

  So it smelled like eggs. It was brutal.

• 12:18H. Foley?

  So you'd be up there kicking?

• 12:20Speaker 03

  We'd be up there. Here's how, I'm not even kidding. Here's how you get clean. You would wash off in the sink and then you would just sit outside and like air out.

• 12:28H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 12:28Speaker 03

  You would just sit outside. And the other thing was we used special soap that didn't have a lot of fragrance.

• 12:33H. Foley?

  Like lava?

• 12:34Speaker 03

  We used, I was like, I think it might've just been canned the wax. I'll be honest.

• 12:37H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 12:38Speaker 03

  But it was like.

• 12:39H. Foley?

  And when you're eating up there, you'd probably stay away from like the Italian dishes and shit like that.

• 12:42Speaker 03

  It was a lot of, you know, like, there was like one restaurant that serves walleye, you know, and as a nine year old, you're like delicious.

• 12:49H. Foley?

  We were some, we were somewhere on tour a couple of years ago where there was a big walleye tournament.

• 12:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:54H. Foley?

  It's fish, right?

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's huge. Especially in those like Lake Erie. Lake Erie's not far. It was Lake Erie.

• 13:00H. Foley?

  It was Lake Erie.

• 13:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, that makes sense.

• 13:02H. Foley?

  Walleye tournament.

• 13:03Speaker 03

  But yeah, I mean, you're just up there as a kid and like, that's how I grew up. And it was like, I didn't think, and no true adult supervision. Like, that's the real thing.

• 13:12H. Foley?

  Who taught you how to shoot?

• 13:13Speaker 03

  My grandfather.

• 13:14H. Foley?

  Gun safety?

• 13:15Speaker 03

  What do you call your grandfather? I, we called him Pappy. Pappy. Yeah, Pappy taught me how to shoot. And here's a quick story about.

• 13:21H. Foley?

  Could you take a gun apart and stuff like that?

• 13:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I could take a gun apart.

• 13:23H. Foley?

  Blindfold it?

• 13:24Speaker 03

  No, I'm not, I'm not in full head of jacket. He's not in the CIA. Yeah, yeah. He's not in a safe house. Are you gonna waterboard me after this? Yeah, you taking my fingernails out?

• 13:33H. Foley?

  Fucking John Wick style.

• 13:34Speaker 03

  Oh my God. I feel like I'm in a POW camp.

• 13:37H. Foley?

  You could take a gun apart and clean it.

• 13:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've cleaned the guns and stuff, but like the safety thing was like half preached in the sense of like be careful. Let's pull this back a second. So the first, when the first time, what is the age? Well, you said nine or 10 is the first time you went hunting? Yeah. And what was the gun? The gun was a 32 Winchester Special lever action.

• 13:58Speaker 02

  Is that like the ching ching?

• 13:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:59H. Foley?

  What's the caliber?

• 14:01Speaker 03

  Thirty-two special.

• 14:02H. Foley?

  A thirty-two?

• 14:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, very similar to a thirty thirty, which is popular now.

• 14:06H. Foley?

  Thirty thirty?

• 14:07Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. Yeah.

• 14:08H. Foley?

  Like a fifty fifty.

• 14:10Speaker 03

  Foley only knows Burke thirties. I like those odds.

• 14:14H. Foley?

  That more of a half and half.

• 14:16Speaker 03

  Snake butt.

• 14:18H. Foley?

  Wait, so thirty, so that's thirty-two caliber?

• 14:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:21H. Foley?

  So that'd be like, um...

• 14:23Speaker 03

  Try to, yeah, figure this out.

• 14:24H. Foley?

  Isn't there a handgun that's a thirty-two caliber?

• 14:26Speaker 03

  Well, there's a thirty-two... I'm a Desert Eagle. There's a, there's a, there's a thirty-eight special.

• 14:31H. Foley?

  Beretta.

• 14:31Speaker 03

  That's a caliber, thirty-eight special. They stink. But these are rifle cartridges, so they're a little different.

• 14:36H. Foley?

  The guys that sang Hung On Loosely?

• 14:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, thirty-eight special.

• 14:41H. Foley?

  These guys are alright, man. That was my brother's war song back in the day. Wubba, thirty-eight special. So this is a serious gun?

• 14:50Speaker 03

  It's a real gun, yeah.

• 14:51H. Foley?

  It's put a hole in you.

• 14:52Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. It would. It would put a hole in you, for sure. So it was a gun? It was a gun. Did we meet in Madison?

• 15:01Speaker 03

  I swear I recognize you from somewhere.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  You put on a lot of weight.

• 15:07H. Foley?

  What? Would you have a scope, like a laser and shit?

• 15:10Speaker 03

  No, I, when I first started, I learned how to shoot with iron sights, which is just the sights on the gun.

• 15:15H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 15:15Speaker 03

  So no scope.

• 15:16H. Foley?

  Iron sights.

• 15:17Speaker 03

  That's a good, your, your nickname is Iron Sights.

• 15:19H. Foley?

  Ah, yeah, I like that.

• 15:20Speaker 03

  Ladies and gentlemen, the host of this evening, Alan Ironsight.

• 15:24H. Foley?

  Ooh, he's a dead eye. And how good is your aim?

• 15:28Speaker 03

  Um, it, it used to be pretty good. I've...

• 15:30H. Foley?

  Yardage?

• 15:32Speaker 03

  So here's how we would do it. This is like, so, I mean, we did nothing technical. My grandfather would get a jiffy peanut butter jar lid. He would walk about fifty yards out into like a field. This is a scene from Shooter. Nail it to a tree, and then we'd go, "Shoot it." And you would just try to hit it. And if you hit it, he'd go, "Okay, that's it, we're done. Practice is over." Like...

• 15:54H. Foley?

  And would you guys sit in a blind?

• 15:55Speaker 03

  We sat in a blind a couple of years, but most of the time we sat on the ground in some trees. We would sort of hide in the trees.

• 16:01H. Foley?

  And wait till they rolled around?

• 16:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Or we would put on a deer drive, which was extremely dangerous.

• 16:06H. Foley?

  A deer drive?

• 16:07Speaker 03

  Um, at the time.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  You shuffle them out, right?

• 16:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, so what a deer drive, how they ran it was, because I was like the youngest, they would stand on the edge of the woods. Uh-huh. Like where the clearing was.

• 16:18H. Foley?

  Right.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  I would go to the other end. I would walk in a zigzag fashion as loud as I could to try to kick something to run towards them.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  Russell them up.

• 16:29Speaker 03

  Which they would then- In the field or in the woods?

• 16:30Speaker 03

  In the woods. I'd be in the woods, moving sort of back and forth until I got to them. And some other hunter could think you're a deer and pluck you. I mean, I was wearing orange, but remind you, they're all facing me with loaded guns.

• 16:42Speaker 02

  It's like a firing squad.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  Right. So like, I was-

• 16:44Speaker 02

  It's like the Patriot.

• 16:45Speaker 03

  So my concern was always like, I wonder if they would shoot me, but nobody else really shared that concern. It was always just like, kick something up. It's slow today, you know?

• 16:54Speaker 02

  And would you get out there and start pounding the pavement?

• 16:56Speaker 03

  Would you stir up some business? Yeah, yeah. We kicked up a couple deer doing that, yeah. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah. And they would stand at the edge of the field and shoot whatever came out. No kidding. And how far away are they? I mean, by the time they got there, they might have been 30 to 50 yards away. That's nothing, right? That's nothing. And I was probably 20 yards behind, you know? Ducking for, hiding behind a rock in a foxhole. They got you in a deer costume running around.

• 17:20Speaker 02

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• 17:22H. Foley?

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• 17:25H. Foley?

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• 17:36Speaker 02

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• 17:37H. Foley?

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• 17:39H. Foley?

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• 17:58H. Foley?

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• 18:00Speaker 02

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• 18:05H. Foley?

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• 18:11H. Foley?

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• 18:17Speaker 02

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• 18:18H. Foley?

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• 18:33H. Foley?

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• 18:57H. Foley?

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• 18:59Speaker 02

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• 19:02H. Foley?

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• 19:26Speaker 02

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• 19:40H. Foley?

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• 20:04H. Foley?

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• 20:05Speaker 02

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• 20:10H. Foley?

  All right, that's pretty good. And you're, the first time you killed a deer?

• 20:13Speaker 03

  I think I was 12 or 13.

• 20:15H. Foley?

  And what was it?

• 20:15Speaker 02

  You went goose egg for a couple of years?

• 20:18Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, for sure. I shot, I actually shot a couple.

• 20:20Speaker 02

  Guys?

• 20:21Speaker 03

  Shot a couple guys, yeah. I killed my grandfather, yeah. I shot, I shot other stuff before I killed a deer. I killed some geese.

• 20:30Speaker 02

  Stuff, okay.

• 20:31Speaker 03

  I killed some geese. We did some squirrel hunting. It was a shotgun. We used a shotgun. Did some squirrel hunting.

• 20:37Speaker 02

  You eat the geese?

• 20:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, I didn't eat them back then, but I would eat it now. As a kid, I didn't really like any of it.

• 20:43Speaker 02

  You weren't big on goose.

• 20:44H. Foley?

  Would you eat it there, or would you wait until you got home?

• 20:46Speaker 03

  No, we, some of, they would eat some of it there, but like if you shot a deer, it would take a couple weeks to get it processed. So you know, because everybody's turning their deer in, you know what I mean?

• 20:55H. Foley?

  You couldn't do it yourself?

• 20:55Speaker 02

  Been there.

• 20:56Speaker 03

  I, uh, now I could do most of it myself.

• 21:00Speaker 02

  You could field dress it?

• 21:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh yeah.

• 21:02Speaker 02

  Holy stand up.

• 21:04Speaker 03

  I'd have that shirt off in two seconds. If I had a flip out buck knife, he'd be naked, okay?

• 21:12Speaker 02

  Oh, hello boys.

• 21:13Speaker 03

  He'd be in his, he'd be in his skiffies, alright?

• 21:16H. Foley?

  Get out of here. Thing's sharp.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  You'd like it.

• 21:20H. Foley?

  Would you, did you do the thing that they did in, um, Red Dawn, where you drank the deer's blood?

• 21:26Speaker 03

  We didn't drink the deer's blood.

• 21:27Speaker 02

  Don't answer that.

• 21:28Speaker 03

  But we did, well, the first time I shot a deer, I was sitting there, was my grandfather showing me how to field dress it, and I was a little hesitant. And he reached down, took a big handful of deer blood and put it on my hat and forehead.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  To be like, you're in it now.

• 21:43Speaker 03

  And he goes, yeah, he's like, this is it. You can't just shoot a deer and not now know what to do.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  Could you do that thing from Powder where you bring them back to life?

• 21:52Speaker 03

  We sort of chanted over, no, we didn't get that, but a couple of our relatives did visit us that night in our dreams.

• 21:57H. Foley?

  Did you cry the first time you shot one?

• 21:59Speaker 03

  No, I was so excited.

• 22:00H. Foley?

  Really?

• 22:01Speaker 03

  I'm telling you, it is the most exhilarating, like, it's still to this day, like, going out and hearing like, if I hear like a turkey gobble when I'm turkey hunting, I'm like, I'm, I'm like, ready to jump through my skin.

• 22:13H. Foley?

  Yeah, I couldn't do it.

• 22:14Speaker 03

  It's exhilarating, dude.

• 22:15Speaker 02

  Fully end up at Hoagie Fest.

• 22:16H. Foley?

  I like a little venison just as much as the next guy, but I couldn't pull the trigger.

• 22:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:20H. Foley?

  They're so cute.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  No, I'm not cut out for it. It was never introduced to me at a, at a young age. My stepdad a little bit, but he, his family did, but he didn't like it. So it was like, he's like, I'm not showing you guys. My dad.

• 22:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was introduced to-

• 22:32H. Foley?

  Think he shot a guy before, he's never-

• 22:34Speaker 03

  Such a young age, it was just so prompt, like, I mean, every year, my grandfather'd come home, put antlers in the front yard. He'd have a deer in the basement or something, you know, he'd bring deer meat home. You know, guns were always sort of not available.

• 22:46H. Foley?

  Did you have to eat that all year? I mean, a whole deer?

• 22:48Speaker 03

  I mean, you, you could, you could eat it for-

• 22:50H. Foley?

  You're not doing spaghetti night.

• 22:51Speaker 03

  You could eat it all year, I mean, you'd get ground deer meat, you know, you'd make burgers, you'd mix it with a lot of stuff, you could mix it with beef or pork or whatever, yeah.

• 22:58H. Foley?

  I didn't know we were talking burgers.

• 23:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, a couple steaks, you know.

• 23:02H. Foley?

  That's not bad.

• 23:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was pretty good.

• 23:04H. Foley?

  I used to work at a place that venisoned chili, it was really good.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, a lot of people would make chili and bring it the following year, you know, that was sort of like, if you shot a deer the year before, you'd save some of your meat to then make chili and bring it up.

• 23:16H. Foley?

  Year-old deer?

• 23:17Speaker 03

  Well, you'd freeze it.

• 23:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 23:18Speaker 03

  Yeah. I think just sitting in the cupboard.

• 23:20H. Foley?

  What if-

• 23:21Speaker 03

  With the next to a box of Thin Mints, you know what I mean?

• 23:25H. Foley?

  All they got is, all they got is cookies and deer meat.

• 23:27Speaker 03

  It's in the deep freeze, man.

• 23:29H. Foley?

  What about the squirrel meat? Would you eat squirrel meat?

• 23:31Speaker 03

  Never ate squirrel meat, never really, that's the thing, like, I was such a, like, I was a picky kid. You know, my grandfather ate whatever, I mean, he ate turtle soup, he ate deer meat, he ate goose, he ate whatever, like, he ate ev- You'd catch fish out of these lakes-

• 23:44H. Foley?

  Guys like a goat.

• 23:45Speaker 03

  And they would taste, I mean, they would taste like seaweed, you know what I mean?

• 23:48H. Foley?

  Where were you fishing?

• 23:50Speaker 03

  We'd fish out of Lake Erie, or Pimentooning Lake, which is part, it sort of runs similar to Lake Erie. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's all, it's all freshwater fish, which some people say are not, as, uh, as good, yeah.

• 24:02H. Foley?

  Tasty, freshwater fish. I grew up freshwater, you know, sunnies, bass. I like a trout, I've had a trout before.

• 24:08Speaker 03

  Trout, yeah, trout are good.

• 24:10H. Foley?

  Yeah, the William Pennin, I had trout, was looking at. Have you ever caught a fish and ate it fully? Yeah, some flounders down at shore.

• 24:18Speaker 03

  Ah, yeah, that's fun.

• 24:19H. Foley?

  Couple of bros in Longwood.

• 24:24Speaker 03

  They were both named Flounder, funny enough.

• 24:27H. Foley?

  Hey, you and your friend Flounder want to come over?

• 24:29Speaker 03

  I paid him 50 bucks to call me Ariel.

• 24:30H. Foley?

  She did have her eyes on both, on the same side of her head.

• 24:35H. Foley?

  That's a good joke right there.

• 24:38H. Foley?

  No, we used to get flounder. I like flounder.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Alright. Jesus, relax.

• 24:44H. Foley?

  And crabs.

• 24:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's not fish.

• 24:47H. Foley?

  Sea's a living thing.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  Seafood, yeah, yeah.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 24:50H. Foley?

  Disrespect.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  Alright. Alright, well, we got some Patreon queues to get into, as you know, when you join.

• 24:56H. Foley?

  So that's why Colin's here, by the way.

• 24:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, this guy's got a little more, he's a little more-

• 24:59H. Foley?

  He knows what's going on. We're talking about the outdoors. And listen, if you're not a hunter or a fisher, we get it, you know? But we gotta talk about all aspects of life.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  Hey, relax. What the fuck? Also, you're dressed like a coke dealer, talking about hunting.

• 25:15Speaker 03

  Next up, religion.

• 25:18Speaker 02

  What the fuck?

• 25:19Speaker 03

  What do you believe in?

• 25:20Speaker 02

  You didn't get the memo to dress like kind of in the world?

• 25:25Speaker 02

  You're dressed like you're a pilot on blow.

• 25:28Speaker 03

  It's like an aquarium decoration.

• 25:32Speaker 03

  It should be a betta fish going from one arm to the other.

• 25:36H. Foley?

  Those are little bastards, those things.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  That was good eating.

• 25:40H. Foley?

  They eat each other. You can't put two betta fish together.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:43H. Foley?

  They'll rip each other apart.

• 25:44Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 25:45H. Foley?

  Found that out the hard way.

• 25:46Speaker 02

  Um, alright, gang, as you know, when you join the old Patreon, we'll answer your garbage question on the air. And these are always, there's always fun. We get some stories, we get some fucking, really? We found out, like, once you, like, centralize it a little bit, what you do from time to time, you really find out, just like, these people are just pure dirtbags at every level, which is very-

• 26:05H. Foley?

  Who?

• 26:06Speaker 02

  Our fans, our listeners, the homies, the bozos.

• 26:07H. Foley?

  The best.

• 26:08Speaker 02

  Um, and it's, so this one, this is from Willie B. "Longtime investor, never had one read, and it's more of a story. When I was 10 years old, I was fishing with my dad on our boat. He hooked a log in the bottom of the lake about 12 feet deep. He didn't want to lose his favorite spinner bait, so he made me strip down to my underwear, jump in, and unhook it. Saved him seven bucks."

• 26:27H. Foley?

  Never.

• 26:28Speaker 02

  I've never done it. I've thought about it. Where you're like, it's just fucking six feet away. I could get that. But that's where the icky toes are.

• 26:36H. Foley?

  Yeah, I would rather be in the ocean with the tiger sharks and all that stuff than touch the bottom of a lake or a pond.

• 26:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, I get that. It's slimy down there. You know what I mean? And you usually can't see it. It's dirty. I have though gotten down to like, I've not, I haven't gotten six feet down, but I've had stuff hooked up and I'm like, taking my shoes off, rolling up the pants and like going in to like.

• 27:00H. Foley?

  What, to get a bobber or whatever the fuck?

• 27:02Speaker 03

  But you know what it is? It's not even that.

• 27:04Speaker 02

  It's the process of redoing everything. I hate it.

• 27:07Speaker 03

  And then it's like, all you want to do is the thing. It'd be like if you went golfing and every hole you lost your clubs and had to go find them. You'd be like, all I want to do is this thing.

• 27:17Speaker 02

  Everybody got a nine iron.

• 27:19Speaker 03

  I gotta stand here and retie this while usually somebody of like an adult yells at me.

• 27:25H. Foley?

  You gotta do it quick. That's it. That's part of it.

• 27:27Speaker 02

  We only got three hooks left.

• 27:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:29Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 27:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're like shaking.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  Uh huh. That's, I, I agree with you on that. Cause it is, you just want to do it.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  Right.

• 27:36Speaker 02

  And you're ju, it's like the fucking restring it. And then I get lazy each time and I'm like, I don't do it is right. I don't do it as well. I'm just like, I want to get, I want to get in the mix.

• 27:44H. Foley?

  You've done a lot of fishing in the ocean.

• 27:45Speaker 02

  I've done a lot. I grew in the ocean and freshwater. I grew up fishing a lot. That was my, you know, uh, my stepdad was a big fisherman. So as a kid, all the time, I mean, me and my boy, even into our like twenties, mid twenties, we'd go up to Vinny with the Skinny's house. It was mostly, you know, you're just drinking beer. You get a thirty pack, pack or two of heaters, drive out there, throw a cast a little bit and just drink, but yeah, of course.

• 28:06H. Foley?

  We only did it for a couple of months of my senior year. There was a pond in the back of my neighborhood that I think was stocked with a bunch of fish and me and my buddy Charlie would, would, would cut school and, and go, go, we were usually tripping. So I don't.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  Hey, you were doing drugs.

• 28:19H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 28:19Speaker 03

  Sure. If I'm taking somebody new or somebody that doesn't fish a lot, like I took my mother fishing last.

• 28:26Speaker 02

  That's a wild sentence.

• 28:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  I don't know what I have to do to get my mom to go fishing with me.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  She likes it, but it's like, here's how, here's how she fishes. Cause you know, her, her father was the one that taught me. Pappy, Rapappy. She was Pappy's daughter. So she catches a fish. She acts like she's a Dominican baseball player. She pounds the chest, does two to the sky and she's like, that's for you. And I'm like.

• 28:44Speaker 02

  For Pappy.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, you didn't just hit a homerun, you know what I mean?

• 28:47Speaker 02

  She's really.

• 28:48Speaker 03

  She's into it, but if I'm taking her fishing the night before.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  That's a small win for Pappy.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  Is it just you and her?

• 28:53Speaker 03

  I've like gone with her and my sisters, my girlfriend and stuff.

• 28:57H. Foley?

  On a boat?

• 28:57Speaker 03

  If I take my girlfriend, no, we fish from shore, typically we fish from shore.

• 29:00H. Foley?

  Uh, but do you guys still have the cabin?

• 29:02Speaker 03

  We don't fish, we have fish there, we fish in Maryland a lot.

• 29:05H. Foley?

  Really?

• 29:06Speaker 03

  Um, yeah.

• 29:06H. Foley?

  You're going like a special trip.

• 29:07Speaker 03

  My girlfriend's, my girlfriend's family's from there, so they have property there we'll go to.

• 29:10H. Foley?

  Really?

• 29:11Speaker 03

  But I will spend the whole night before tying extra rigs, lines, getting everything set up because it's like, all I gotta do is like just reduce how mad you get. Cause I'm gonna get upset and it's like, I will ju- I'll spend three hours doing it.

• 29:25H. Foley?

  You would hate me.

• 29:26Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Like, cause as soon as something gets snagged, I'm like, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna yell.

• 29:32H. Foley?

  I would definitely get snagged and I'd be into the sandwiches pretty quick.

• 29:36Speaker 03

  It's 9 a.m.

• 29:38Speaker 02

  We just saw. Some of that deer urine.

• 29:40H. Foley?

  That's my favorite part about fishing is getting at the hoagies in the cooler.

• 29:42Speaker 03

  We're still on the high seas.

• 29:44Speaker 02

  Foley's, Foley's rod's hanging from a tree. Ah, anybody got another rod?

• 29:49H. Foley?

  I don't know what it would take for me to swim down to the bottom of a lake and touch a log. I mean, that might as well be a serpent.

• 29:55Speaker 03

  Sure. That's a.

• 29:57H. Foley?

  A gator.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  That was always, um, I hate it too, cause I'm a big, especially as I got older, a big drinker and a, you know, will document that, like a heater and a beer.

• 30:09Speaker 02

  And then I, you'd, you'd go, we'd go buy bait at like the local store, they come in that styrofoam thing. There was a bait vending machine when we were kids.

• 30:15H. Foley?

  Yes, it was great.

• 30:16Speaker 02

  In front of Robinson's bait and tackle and they'd be closed, you just go, it was like two bucks, you get some night crawlers, whatever.

• 30:23Speaker 02

  But then you get the worm guts and shit and jizz all over your fingers. And at some point, you just gotta catch a heater with that too.

• 30:30Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:31Speaker 02

  And it's all, it tastes, it's gross, but the second you get over it, yeah. A little bit of flavor, save it a flavor.

• 30:38Speaker 03

  You start, you start getting comfortable with things that are not comfortable. I remember my.

• 30:42H. Foley?

  That mixes with the mayo?

• 30:43Speaker 03

  Pappy would clean fish with a pocket knife.

• 30:45Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  And wipe it on his jeans and cut apples.

• 30:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:48Speaker 03

  And we would eat apples.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  What are you, a horse who's eating apples like that?

• 30:51Speaker 03

  Like he would just, that was his thing though, that was his snacks. Here's what he would pack for a day of fishing or hunting, for me, as a kid. An apple, a ham sandwich and a, uh, thermos of black coffee. Like I was a coal miner.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  Like you're an air traffic controller.

• 31:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, so I was like 10 years old.

• 31:08H. Foley?

  And a canary in a cage.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  Drinking black coffee and dirty apples.

• 31:12H. Foley?

  Yeah, no.

• 31:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:13H. Foley?

  I need a nice Italian head with oregano, oil and vinegar and a little mayo.

• 31:17Speaker 02

  Frappuccino too.

• 31:18H. Foley?

  Yeah, some munchies.

• 31:22H. Foley?

  Get the mugs going.

• 31:23Speaker 03

  What's a daiquiri? That extension cord's long.

• 31:28H. Foley?

  Get the mudslides going, huh? Try to have a nice time.

• 31:30Speaker 03

  You think the deer can hear this?

• 31:34Speaker 02

  Uh, alright, let's see here. This is from Josh. $20 bozo. Is it garbage if you go hunting with your friend who has a hunting rifle and all you bring is a knife because you don't own a gun? Both of us fell asleep in the woods and we didn't get anything.

• 31:48Speaker 03

  That's, I mean, that guy's just down to hang.

• 31:50H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 31:50Speaker 03

  And you know, I, dude, I would be living the fantasy of like, oh, fuck it. You know what I mean? I'd be like practicing and be like, I'll get you.

• 31:56H. Foley?

  There's no way that would ever happen, right? Nobody hunts with just a knife, right?

• 31:59Speaker 03

  No, you can't hunt. Unless you're hunting, uh, humans, I don't think you're hunting with just a knife. But I actually like that. I like when someone's like, hey, I just want to come and hang.

• 32:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a hang. I mean, at the end of the day.

• 32:12H. Foley?

  You got ticks and all that shit, plus there's no sandwiches out there.

• 32:15Speaker 02

  Fucking no broads out here trying to get my dick wet.

• 32:18H. Foley?

  Real sausage fest.

• 32:18Speaker 03

  For years, my boy Bill would just be like, I'll just sit with you. He goes, I don't want to pull a trigger. He goes, I'll just sit next to you. I'm like, you come whenever you want.

• 32:25Speaker 02

  I would do that.

• 32:26Speaker 03

  It's just fun to have someone there.

• 32:27Speaker 02

  Couple of beer, especially if I'm not shooting, I don't have to worry about gun safety.

• 32:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:32Speaker 02

  Get a sixer, a handful of heaters and some good times.

• 32:35H. Foley?

  Then you're a witness to a murder.

• 32:37Speaker 03

  Smoking cigarettes in the woods. I'm trying to kill a deer and he's there.

• 32:42Speaker 02

  What, that's bad?

• 32:42Speaker 03

  Hey, can you, the deer smell this?

• 32:45H. Foley?

  Pair of dress shoes on.

• 32:46Speaker 03

  It's like Marlboro lights.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  You're telling me deers don't like cigs? Is that what you're saying right here?

• 32:50Speaker 03

  I'm not sure.

• 32:51Speaker 02

  See it, see it, that's, well, they, there's, these hillbillies are smoking cigs when they're hunting.

• 32:56H. Foley?

  Sure. What do you have to do? You gotta, you gotta drag it back to the trailer, right? Probably heavy.

• 33:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, you, yeah, but once you got them out, you got them in the woods.

• 33:05H. Foley?

  You got them in the woods.

• 33:06Speaker 02

  The field dressing.

• 33:06Speaker 03

  There's quite a bit of weight and you could also quarter them. Like if you shoot something big, you can quarter it, which means you sort of just break it down into pieces.

• 33:13Speaker 02

  Put Foley into eights.

• 33:17H. Foley?

  Wait, you take all of its guts out? Like its heart and lungs and...

• 33:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, some people eat the heart, we eat the liver, you take that. But its lungs, its intestines, that kinda stuff, you leave it there.

• 33:26H. Foley?

  For the other animals.

• 33:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, something to eat it. You know what I mean? I'm the guy a little more foley speed. This is ju- great name, Jehovah Thickness. Uh, $10 smores never have one red. My on- my one and only time going camping, me and my boys brought a TV, my Playstation, and a long ass extension cord, so we could watch Malibu's Most Wanted in our tent. I'd be the bug man in there, hanging out.

• 33:50H. Foley?

  Oh yeah, I like that.

• 33:52Speaker 02

  That's a little warrior speed.

• 33:53H. Foley?

  Yeah. I'd have some of that chili though.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  Sure, yeah. We never did camping either. We were not, uh... My parents were such city folk that it was like, that's... Well, we're not maybe in the backyard.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  Oh yeah.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  Again, smoking heaters.

• 34:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, camping's on the low- of all three things, that's the lowest. I think it's the least amount of fun for the most amount of work.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  That's a great point.

• 34:17H. Foley?

  Yeah, what a possum of skeeters.

• 34:18Speaker 03

  And you- camping is something where the more people you have, the more fun it is, because there's a lot of work. And it's also like, if you go hunting, if you go fishing, most likely when your day- I've had bad days in the woods, I've had bad days fishing, and I just go home, or I go to a bar. It's like, when you're camping and you have a bad day, you wake up still in hell.

• 34:36Speaker 02

  You gotta pack everything up and get out of there.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  I took an ex-girlfriend camping for her birthday, just the two of us, and I'm not kidding, it was the worst-

• 34:44Speaker 02

  What a horrible gift.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  48 hours of my, like, it was terrible. We took a Honda Civic into the woods. We were like riding through Fallujah. Like, it was like bouncing around, and it was terrible. 48 hours of just like, everybody was miserable.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  That's insane.

• 35:03H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 35:03Speaker 02

  That's not for me.

• 35:04H. Foley?

  There's gotta be a lake or something where you can wash up a little bit. And get fresh.

• 35:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, they had like communal showers, sure.

• 35:10Speaker 02

  I'm a cabin guy. Not even nice, like something like, I need a bed, some power.

• 35:15Speaker 03

  No, we were doing like, tent, fire to cook, no electricity, charge your phone in the car.

• 35:21Speaker 02

  You deserve, I mean, you deserve.

• 35:23H. Foley?

  Did you guys get freaky in there?

• 35:24Speaker 03

  No, I was adamantly against it because there were peoples in the campsite next to us. You know.

• 35:30Speaker 02

  Let him watch.

• 35:32Speaker 03

  That's where we really differ. He's like, you finally said something that piqued my interest.

• 35:36Speaker 02

  Talk about rutting, huh? Finally.

• 35:38Speaker 03

  Where's that deer urine?

• 35:42Speaker 02

  Now we're talking.

• 35:43Speaker 03

  Slip sliding away.

• 35:47Speaker 02

  Uh, I, this one, this is a curve ball I did not know. This is from Austin. $10 home, he never had one read. Are you garbage if you go bass fishing with goldfish, which is illegal, but the bass love them? Why? The cracker? No, like a goldfish. Oh. That's a waste of a good cracker. I don't know. Yeah, no, like actual- You get corn and bread, you get them on air. I mean, you think they're eating goldfish crackers? Why not? It is a delicious treat. I mean, I'd be, I'd go biting. For everybody. Yeah, imagine? I never even thought to use a goldfish. It's probably like a delicacy. Why can't you, why is it illegal?

• 36:24Speaker 03

  Probably because it's like a pet. It's considered to be like a-

• 36:26Speaker 02

  What?

• 36:27Speaker 03

  Like you could buy minnows, but those are like wild caught, I guess. I think the thing is that if you're, you're probably not buying these goldfish from like a bait and tackle shop.

• 36:35Speaker 02

  Taking it for your kids.

• 36:36Speaker 03

  You're probably going to a Petco and being like, yeah, Jason just lost a tooth. He's getting a new goldfish.

• 36:41Speaker 02

  I need 60 of them.

• 36:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, right, yeah.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  What do you got, Lucas? Anything?

• 36:46Speaker 04

  Uh, goldfish are an invasive species.

• 36:49Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 36:50Speaker 04

  So they don't want them going out there.

• 36:52Speaker 02

  What's an invasive species? When they get in there and they're not supposed to be there.

• 36:54Speaker 03

  Native to the area, yeah.

• 36:55Speaker 02

  That's like lionfish.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:58Speaker 02

  Lionfish are an invasive species.

• 36:59Speaker 03

  Asian carp.

• 37:00Speaker 02

  Asian carp, those are nasty.

• 37:01Speaker 03

  Look up the Asian carp videos. You see these Asian carp, they're huge. People shoot them with bows.

• 37:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're gross looking.

• 37:06Speaker 03

  And just kill them.

• 37:07Speaker 02

  That was the only time I ever shot a gun. It was a 22, it was a handgun. Uh, my boy- At a goldfish? No, at a carp.

• 37:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:13Speaker 02

  It was like down a cliff and they, dude, he's fucked. They were the size of this table. They were fucking huge. Really? Slow moving and I just- Did you get them? Nah. Well, bullets don't go into water like that. Don't believe what you saw on D-Day.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  Out of 22.

• 37:33Speaker 03

  I saw the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan, alright? When those doors came down, those bullets were flying.

• 37:40H. Foley?

  Those carp were fine though.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was the only time I ever shot a gun real. I mean, a couple other times. The first time I shot a gun, I should say. We were teenagers.

• 37:48H. Foley?

  Can you eat Asian carp?

• 37:49Speaker 03

  I would not. Some people eat carp. I would not eat a carp. They're like bottom feeding. They're pretty gross.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  Dirt bags.

• 37:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're gonna taste a little off.

• 37:59H. Foley?

  I don't like mackerel either. I'm gonna go on record.

• 38:01Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 38:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 38:05Speaker 02

  A tuna fish sandwich.

• 38:07H. Foley?

  I like an yellow fish.

• 38:09Speaker 02

  Unagi. We're going Asian. Let's do some shishimi or something.

• 38:14Speaker 03

  Gordon's Fish Picks.

• 38:19Speaker 02

  Dude, my step, we were, uh, my stepdad was like a deep, they would go deep sea fishing later in life.

• 38:25H. Foley?

  That was serious business.

• 38:26Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, and they'd go, they'd go, I mean, they'd get all liquored up though, and then like...

• 38:30H. Foley?

  You were fishing for like marlin?

• 38:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, way late in the, like, when I was an adult, they started doing that kinda stuff. Uh, I went once.

• 38:39H. Foley?

  Tuner? Were they good for tuner?

• 38:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, you go trolling. We didn't catch anything.

• 38:43H. Foley?

  I would love to eat that right out of the ocean.

• 38:45Speaker 02

  They would do that, and like he'd bring it home, they'd freeze it, and like there was just in our fridge, or our freezer, and then when you're a fucking... You're a picky 16-year-old and you opened the fridge after high school, it's just...

• 38:56H. Foley?

  Big mouth Billy Bass is looking at you.

• 38:58Speaker 02

  Just a bunch of fucking fish meat that you're like, ain't no way this is gonna work in a microwave.

• 39:03Speaker 03

  My, uh, my girl and I...

• 39:04H. Foley?

  Take me through the river.

• 39:07Speaker 03

  It's still looking at me.

• 39:10H. Foley?

  Drop me in the water. Fucking tails going. Kim, we gotta talk about Mando, baby.

• 39:15Speaker 02

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• 39:17H. Foley?

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• 39:32H. Foley?

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• 39:33Speaker 02

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• 39:35H. Foley?

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• 39:43Speaker 02

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• 39:44H. Foley?

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• 39:45Speaker 02

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• 40:16H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 40:16Speaker 02

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• 40:30H. Foley?

  12 out of 10.

• 40:30Speaker 02

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• 41:25Speaker 02

  My girl and I did a, they, uh, deep sea fishing day. We caught a couple of.

• 41:28H. Foley?

  You did?

• 41:29Speaker 02

  Maui.

• 41:29H. Foley?

  Steve Earl.

• 41:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. You and his bros all going out, fucking on excursions.

• 41:34H. Foley?

  I know.

• 41:37H. Foley?

  My girlfriend, Rick and I.

• 41:40Speaker 02

  Me and Kevin's stepdad.

• 41:42Speaker 03

  Rest in peace, Pappy. We caught a couple, we went to Key West and they, you know, you catch whatever and then literally just like around the corner from every marina is like a bar that you can bring your own fish to.

• 41:53Speaker 02

  And they'll fuck for you.

• 41:54Speaker 03

  And we caught mahi-mahi, we took some to the bar. They grill it right there and you're like, this is the best, I mean, it really tastes like the best fish ever because there's no time for it to sit. You know, it's really good.

• 42:08H. Foley?

  Yeah, who are these, Broadridge?

• 42:10Speaker 03

  I don't know, dude, I don't know what they're doing.

• 42:12H. Foley?

  Where are you meeting them, fucking fishing game?

• 42:14Speaker 03

  I'm putting shotguns and turkey vests in my one bedroom apartment, I don't know what they're doing.

• 42:22H. Foley?

  You got a shotgun now?

• 42:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:24H. Foley?

  Nice. At the house?

• 42:26Speaker 03

  Yeah. In my car.

• 42:30Speaker 03

  It's in the passenger seat.

• 42:31Speaker 02

  Just in case.

• 42:33Speaker 03

  Just in case.

• 42:34H. Foley?

  Like a police car.

• 42:34Speaker 03

  In case someone tries to steal the mail.

• 42:38Speaker 02

  Steals your Amazon packages?

• 42:43Speaker 02

  Uh, alright, this one's, I mean, this one's just, this is what makes dirtbags lovable. This is from Kevin. "In my hometown, we had a community hunting dog. He was a beagle named Bucky, whose owner Ed always had him tied out back in case anybody needed a dog to go hunting with. Bucky always was down to go fuck up some rabbits, but man, did he, did he stink." That's mean. "It was always a fight on who had to sit next to Bucky on the drive out." That's tough, but I mean, if that's not small town shit, I'm like, here's my dog."

• 43:14Speaker 03

  Sharing a dog, yeah.

• 43:15Speaker 02

  Dude, sharing a dog is... Outdoor dog life is tough. But he loves hunting, like, guy loves hunting.

• 43:20H. Foley?

  You ever see those dogs go after the wild boar? Yeah, they fuck them up. They go, you go get them. Those things are scary looking, too. You ever hunt that?

• 43:30Speaker 03

  No, the wild boar, that'd be fun. That's, that's on the bucket list, but if they, they'll, they'll knock you down.

• 43:34H. Foley?

  Yeah, they're scary. I've seen dudes, I've seen on Instagram, guys doing them.

• 43:37Speaker 02

  You stay, you go toe-to-toe one in, they'll knock you down.

• 43:39H. Foley?

  Yeah. You have to use a minigun.

• 43:42Speaker 02

  What?

• 43:43H. Foley?

  I've seen guys with miniguns. They have a little, little thing on the side of a Jeep and they're, they're shooting them in the fields.

• 43:48Speaker 02

  I mean, that's like...

• 43:49H. Foley?

  You ever done that?

• 43:50Speaker 03

  I've never, I've never mowed down a wild boar with a minigun, no.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  You ever worked the door of a chopper in Vietnam?

• 43:56Speaker 03

  Say that I have. But to be fair, I wasn't hunting deer, wild boar in Saigon, so...

• 44:02H. Foley?

  In Vietnam, you can shoot a cow with an RPG. They fix the sight so you can't hit it, though. That's what my buddy told me. He was over there for a bachelor party.

• 44:13Speaker 03

  It's gonna be hard to top.

• 44:14Speaker 02

  I texted a couple of guys.

• 44:18H. Foley?

  Tell me more about your walleye.

• 44:20Speaker 02

  Maryland's just not gonna cut it.

• 44:26Speaker 03

  There's a couple places they'll let you hunt people for the right price. You should try that out.

• 44:30H. Foley?

  What about a rabbit? You ever hunted a rabbit?

• 44:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, we did some small game hunting. My grandfather, I mean, my grandfather really hunted anything he could. He loved it. He loved it.

• 44:39H. Foley?

  Rabbit's pretty good. I hate to say it. That's the only thing I've ever killed was a rabbit.

• 44:43Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 44:44H. Foley?

  Yeah, I've told this story with a BB gun. When I was like 12 years old, my cousin had a BB gun. We went in the backyard. We're supposed to be shooting at targets and we, you know, he had that itch.

• 44:53Speaker 02

  Tough guy, huh? I thought you were about that life. You are not.

• 44:56H. Foley?

  Me, him, my brother, bawling, crying. And we had to go finish him off. We missed him and he was just screaming. So we had to finish him off.

• 45:02Speaker 02

  Your brother?

• 45:04H. Foley?

  Keep his mouth shut. Said he was gonna rat. And then we buried him right next to the shed and we all said a prayer. And every time I go over there, I look out and I fucking, I see him looking at me. Cute little rabbit. A little adorable.

• 45:17Speaker 02

  Not no more.

• 45:17H. Foley?

  And I killed a nest one time when I was landscaping, but that was an accident. There was like a whole family of them. Fucking, it was bad.

• 45:25Speaker 02

  You got bodies on you.

• 45:26H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 45:26Speaker 03

  Got any more questions?

• 45:29H. Foley?

  Well, cause in the springtime.

• 45:31Speaker 02

  Hey, deer hunter, relax.

• 45:34H. Foley?

  In the springtime, they, when they have a little nest, it just looks like a patch of dry grass.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:38H. Foley?

  I didn't do it on purpose.

• 45:40Speaker 03

  That's tough.

• 45:40Speaker 02

  Or maybe you did.

• 45:41H. Foley?

  No. There was one that was still alive, but his leg was all fucked up. Man, it was the worst day ever. Brutal. Yeah, I couldn't do it. I don't got the stones for it.

• 45:50Speaker 03

  The podcast is usually pretty light.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  Depends what foley you get. Apparently, apparently we're getting flashback foley.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  Hey, where do you think you? Where do you think you are right now, taxi driver?

• 46:05Speaker 02

  I look over.

• 46:06H. Foley?

  Back in the jungle.

• 46:07Speaker 02

  He's got a knife to your throat.

• 46:08Speaker 03

  He's just looking in the mirror. Are you talking to me?

• 46:12Speaker 02

  You weren't there, man.

• 46:13H. Foley?

  Back in the jungle, man.

• 46:15Speaker 02

  Reliving Bastogne.

• 46:19H. Foley?

  There's no deer.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  You're telling me there's no deer in Bastogne?

• 46:22H. Foley?

  I guess there would have been. But they would have all been hibernating then because it was the winter.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  Who can fucking sleep with that guy, with that kind of mortar fire guy?

• 46:30Speaker 03

  I can't even sleep through my neighbor's vacuuming.

• 46:33Speaker 02

  You better cut off all that racket out there. I'm supposed to be hibernating.

• 46:37H. Foley?

  Trying to shut it down in here.

• 46:38Speaker 03

  It's December.

• 46:43Speaker 02

  Wow. Okay. Uh, this is a little more lighthearted. This is from Sneeze's Glitter. Uh, "One time I was fishing off a dock with some bacon because my dad thought it was a good idea."

• 46:53H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 46:53Speaker 02

  "I stopped paying atten-" He stopped paying-

• 46:56H. Foley?

  Say, "Give me."

• 46:58Speaker 02

  That's what I- "I stopped paying attention, felt a tug, I caught my dog instead of a fish." "He smelled the bacon and went into the water." "Ended up being fine, but still." Uh-

• 47:09H. Foley?

  You ever catch yourself with a hook?

• 47:10Speaker 03

  Oh, I've caught myself with plenty of-

• 47:12Speaker 02

  I think if you're fishing enough, you're gonna, you're gonna get got, you're gonna get a buddy's leg or something too.

• 47:16Speaker 03

  The worst is someone else getting you, because if they don't see it and then they-

• 47:20Speaker 02

  Yank you?

• 47:20Speaker 03

  Go to pull, "Oh, dog." That, nothing hurts worse than that.

• 47:23H. Foley?

  That smarts.

• 47:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, I've had a few hooks caught up on me.

• 47:26H. Foley?

  Then you gotta snip the tip off and pull it out.

• 47:28Speaker 03

  I've almost had a few-

• 47:29Speaker 02

  Circumcising yourself.

• 47:30Speaker 03

  You gotta be careful, like, birds and ducks, like, if you throw something out, they'll come down and hit it. And if you hook up to a bird, forget it. Like, you're, you're talking about feeling bad about shooting a rabbit with a BB gun. You ever happen to drown the bird? That's tough, okay?

• 47:46H. Foley?

  What, you can't reel them in and disconnect it?

• 47:49Speaker 03

  You ever wrangled a live bird? It doesn't wanna be-

• 47:53Speaker 02

  Wrapped up in eighty-pound test?

• 47:55Speaker 03

  Dude, I don't know.

• 47:57H. Foley?

  Now, seagulls are big too. When they get close, they're big.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't mess with them.

• 48:01Speaker 03

  No.

• 48:02Speaker 02

  I saw, this is from my, so my stepdad's dad, we were, rest in peace, they're all damn came, press charges. He, they, they, they were an on-rebunch, right? They, in an, uh, he was, we were in, uh, they were caught fish or whatever, they're filet fish on the dock. So then, like, they-

• 48:17H. Foley?

  That's nice.

• 48:18Speaker 02

  But they come over, all the seagulls start coming. You tend to do it when you're heading back in, away from, like, as you're going back in.

• 48:25H. Foley?

  Oh, do, oh, gotcha.

• 48:27Speaker 02

  You throw it off the side, so that way they're not, you know, necessarily attacking you. But he was on the dock cleaning fish and they're dive bombing-

• 48:33Speaker 03

  Everywhere.

• 48:33Speaker 02

  Dude, dive bombing them. And he had the filet knife in his, he didn't even, it was, I mean, he had to be about half a bottle of Soco deep. He didn't, he, dude, he didn't even look up, he just- Like that and got a seagull, or was, clean through him. Just throw him right into the water. I was like. Was he okay? I was like, "Mom, come get me." Was who okay? The seagull. No, he died. He was there at the fucking knife dorm.

• 48:56Speaker 03

  Was he okay?

• 48:57Speaker 02

  Was he okay? Jeez. Yeah, he went back to college. What are you talking about? Is he okay?

• 49:02Speaker 03

  His whole life changed after that.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  Finally got on the straight and narrow. I couldn't do that. Hey, you weren't drunk on SoCo. Maybe a turkey buzzard I could kill.

• 49:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:13Speaker 02

  Oh, could you? Tough guy? Killing fucking baby rabbits, you know, you want to jump up to turkey? That was an accident. Yeah, that's what he said. Crime of passion.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  So for a broad. I loved your man.

• 49:27Speaker 02

  You're an idiot.

• 49:31Speaker 02

  I remember the one that we call, then we would go surf fishing. Which is fun. I don't like that. Why? Because I'm fucking swimming there. No, you go surf fishing, I'm not.

• 49:40Speaker 03

  We're not throwing through boogie boards.

• 49:43Speaker 02

  I'm not at the boogie board beach. Yeah, you are. No, I'm not. I've seen guys down at shore doing that, and I try to get my fantasy in there.

• 49:49Speaker 03

  Hey, put the Nerf ball away. It's not like that.

• 49:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, it is. Those guys are down there fishing. You keep eating the squid in the minnows.

• 49:56Speaker 03

  Usually, they tell you to, you have to not be.

• 49:59Speaker 02

  You can't do it like.

• 49:59Speaker 03

  So many yards of people, yeah.

• 50:01Speaker 02

  They do, they, I'm not, they do get a little frisky now that you can do whatever you want. I've always wanted to, you can do it off-season, I'm a North Wildwood man, well documented, king of the boards, how you doing? Uh, in off-season, you get a, I've always wanted to drive my car under the beach.

• 50:15Speaker 03

  Oh, that's fun.

• 50:16Speaker 02

  Have like a wrangler or a truck, and they got the holders in the front, and your fucking cooler in the back, and you can post up, but we're not that. In the winter, I'm okay with it. I'm not that kind of guy. But no, you'd go before the beach opens or after the beach closes, depending on the tide. And man, I remember the first time we called it croaker.

• 50:31Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, they're fun.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  They, they like rib it at you. Man, we had them in a black trash, we were fucking, yeah, I mean, we were on, dude, we were just. Pulling them in. They're fish? Yeah. Yeah, they're big. The croak? Yeah.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  You could actually use them for bait for other fish.

• 50:46Speaker 02

  I know, these were big.

• 50:46Speaker 03

  You can eat them, but you could take some of those like two to four inch croaker and you could catch flounder with them, you can catch, I mean you catch a lot of them.

• 50:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, these were like, these were like, these were big fat fish and uh, man, I remember there was a black trash bag ahead of, these things fucking croaking, I was like, do it, someone's gotta brain these things, these things are creeping me out. I was laying in bed that night hearing it. No, thank you. Kevin.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  Hearing them thump under the floorboards.

• 51:16H. Foley?

  I used to get the will, I used to get the willies from the minnow bucket, you know, the minnow bucket that would float on the dock, they were yellow.

• 51:22Speaker 02

  You're a real tough guy.

• 51:23H. Foley?

  Stick my hand in there, scary.

• 51:25Speaker 02

  Dude, I remember one time, we would go up to the Poconos, um, this was before I, before I was king of the boards, we'd always went up to the Poconos, house on the house at Lake Wall, Polpak. Uh, my stepdad's, my stepdad's family did and um.

• 51:36H. Foley?

  Good potato pancakes up there.

• 51:39H. Foley?

  I'm serious.

• 51:40Speaker 02

  How do you hunt those?

• 51:42H. Foley?

  You just go in and order them like a gentleman.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  How to sneak up on them?

• 51:47H. Foley?

  You don't need no bacon, no nothing. Couple of good greenbacks. Cold hard cash.

• 51:55H. Foley?

  And some pierogi.

• 51:58Speaker 02

  Only you could turn a show about hunting into eating pierogies.

• 52:03H. Foley?

  They're big up there.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  Um, we went, uh, we got to, we got to the house late and uh, we sprayed the water, we sprayed the ground, when we got there, we sprayed the ground with a hose for the night crawlers to come out and then went with flashlights picking our own bait. And I remember being like, this is like, it was, I was like 10, I was like, this is the coolest thing.

• 52:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:25Speaker 02

  I've ever been a part of.

• 52:27Speaker 03

  After a rain, stuff like that, we'd flip over rocks.

• 52:29Speaker 02

  Go get them.

• 52:30H. Foley?

  You ever use a slug?

• 52:32Speaker 03

  I've never used a slug.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  I work with one.

• 52:35Speaker 03

  I've never used.

• 52:35H. Foley?

  Put some salt on it.

• 52:38H. Foley?

  But slugs aren't good bait?

• 52:39Speaker 03

  I've never used them. I've used, when I freshwater fish, I've either, I primarily use worms, night crawlers. Or minnows. Minnows.

• 52:47H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 52:48Speaker 03

  I'm sure they, I'm sure they'd be good.

• 52:49H. Foley?

  You ever get into the artificial bait?

• 52:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:52Speaker 02

  Power bait? That was always.

• 52:54Speaker 03

  Gulp, gulp's a big one. Gulp and power.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  That was always for, I, that, we never, it was just like, you were a pussy if you used, I'm not sure if you were, but I remember my stepdad being like, we're not, we're not a power bait family.

• 53:05H. Foley?

  Power bait's like the stuff that looks like gum, right?

• 53:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:07Speaker 03

  It's like a paste, yeah, you can roll it up.

• 53:08Speaker 02

  It's probably scientifically proven to catch fish.

• 53:11Speaker 03

  You roll them up, you put them, but it just depends on what you're fishing for, like bass, you could use these big, long, plastic worms and stuff like that. You know, if you're saltwater fishing, you can use these sort of big plastic, they look like, they're like, uh, minnows almost.

• 53:22H. Foley?

  Yeah, they, they work, right?

• 53:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, they work really well.

• 53:24H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 53:24Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. Yeah.

• 53:26Speaker 02

  I was always a triangle full of squid kinda guy. They're like this, the little clanks.

• 53:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. They get, you get to buy those like frozen containers and they're just chipping away at them. Yeah.

• 53:35Speaker 02

  You're in there with like a screwdriver.

• 53:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, trying to break them off.

• 53:38Speaker 02

  Trying to get one piece.

• 53:39Speaker 03

  The first time I took my girlfriend fishing, we went to, uh, I bought green crabs, which are these little tiny crabs. They're like, you know, may, may, maybe like, you know, a size of a half dollar.

• 53:51H. Foley?

  They're crabs?

• 53:52Speaker 03

  Yeah. And she didn't realize they were alive. And you have to cut them in half to put them on the hook. And it was not well received. When she, when she made, like, she heard like the bag moving around, she was like, what is that? I'm like, those are the green crabs. She's like, are they alive? I'm like, for a few more minutes, you know? And you just start racking them up.

• 54:12Speaker 02

  Until I take them.

• 54:15Speaker 03

  And she was, she did, was not expecting that. You know, I'm just over there.

• 54:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, not a fan.

• 54:22H. Foley?

  I heard sand fleas are good.

• 54:23Speaker 03

  Sand fleas are great. They're great. You can catch those too. You can dig those up.

• 54:27Speaker 02

  They got a bad case of them.

• 54:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, you go.

• 54:29Speaker 02

  No, sand, that's sand crabs.

• 54:31H. Foley?

  Yeah, they're called, yeah.

• 54:32Speaker 03

  Sand fleas, they, they, they look like a beetle almost.

• 54:34H. Foley?

  Yeah, I love digging them up on the beach. They're fun. Yeah, those I don't mind in my hand. Then let them go. I don't crush them or nothing.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  Eating them like Skittles. You got a handful of them, shaking them up. What time's I die?

• 54:48Speaker 03

  That little Frank's Red Hot.

• 54:49Speaker 02

  I put that shit on anything.

• 54:50H. Foley?

  I don't like that beach surfing though. That's how you get sharks in. Not big ones, but you get the ones that nip ya, get ya.

• 54:56Speaker 02

  Nah, that's like the sand sharks don't bite ya.

• 54:58H. Foley?

  I love a sand shark. They're adorable. They don't have any teeth though.

• 55:01Speaker 02

  Also, I, we were, uh, fishing in the bay, eh, like in Long Island, Long Beach Island or whatever, and the first time I seen a puffer fish. I thought they only existed in TV.

• 55:10H. Foley?

  What? They're in the Jersey Shore?

• 55:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, little guys, like little banger. They're like this big maybe.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  That'll freak you out.

• 55:16Speaker 02

  Oh, freak you out.

• 55:17H. Foley?

  They're the ones that are poisonous, right?

• 55:18Speaker 02

  I think so. Like if you, you can't eat them.

• 55:20H. Foley?

  Or is that blowfish?

• 55:21Speaker 03

  Can't, can't.

• 55:22H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  Certain fish you have to prepare the right way.

• 55:25H. Foley?

  You gotta have like a Japanese guy that knows what he's doing.

• 55:27Speaker 03

  They got a, uh, fish that's in a lot of like the Chesapeake and stuff called, they're called snakeheads, and they look like a snake.

• 55:34Speaker 02

  No, thank you.

• 55:34Speaker 03

  And they are scary. And they're like invasive, so when you catch one, they go kill it. Like you cannot keep it. You can't throw it back. You have to kill it.

• 55:42H. Foley?

  The Chesapeake, sorry, the Chesapeake scares the shit out of me as, as much does the Chester River that leads into it.

• 55:48Speaker 03

  Really?

• 55:49H. Foley?

  I've been swimming in the Chester River. Man, that is frightening.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  What's, what's scary about it?

• 55:53H. Foley?

  You can't see nothing. There's crabs in there. There's eels in there. There's all kinds of weird slimy things in there.

• 55:58Speaker 03

  If you're, so if you're swimming, you gotta be able to like see your feet.

• 56:00H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 56:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:01H. Foley?

  Like nice tropical water.

• 56:03Speaker 03

  You're not swimming in like the Atlantic?

• 56:05H. Foley?

  No, I got, did, in, down at Jersey Shore, yeah.

• 56:07Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 56:07H. Foley?

  But that's.

• 56:08Speaker 03

  That's a little different.

• 56:09H. Foley?

  Yeah, I just, I've, I've grown up doing that. You know what I mean?

• 56:12Speaker 03

  Taking a dip into the lake.

• 56:14H. Foley?

  Nah, nah.

• 56:16Speaker 03

  That's fair.

• 56:16H. Foley?

  I don't, it, it would have to be pretty deep and somewhat clear. I don't know.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  Can't touch bottom.

• 56:23H. Foley?

  No, fuck that. No.

• 56:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:27Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 56:27H. Foley?

  I did it once at my cousin's house in Serene Lakes, California, but that was like a small, it was like a pond, and there was no motorboats. It was real clear. It was real clean, but still every once in a while, your foot would hit some, some underwater grass.

• 56:41Speaker 03

  Something moves. You ever have that? You ever have something brush up against you and you go, that's not there anymore?

• 56:45H. Foley?

  Freak me out.

• 56:46Speaker 03

  That's moving.

• 56:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, but there's always the kid who's always like, there's your crab, there's your eel. It's like you say that every time. You stepped on a shell. Shut the fuck up.

• 56:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, something bit me.

• 56:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:55H. Foley?

  I swear it's jellyfish.

• 56:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, right, yeah.

• 56:57H. Foley?

  I like Duke's Beach. Wahoo. Crystal clear. Swim with the turtles. Right, Luke?

• 57:03Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 57:05H. Foley?

  No sand fleas out there.

• 57:06Speaker 03

  There's only one.

• 57:09Speaker 02

  There's a big one, and it's a keeper.

• 57:14H. Foley?

  Snake heads out there. Yeah, I like the order to be clear.

• 57:18Speaker 03

  Okay, that's fair.

• 57:19H. Foley?

  Like Lake Tahoe, that's clear.

• 57:21Speaker 02

  Man, you got champagne taste, don't you? Lake Tahoe, you fucking idiot.

• 57:26H. Foley?

  I've only been there once, and I didn't go swimming, because they said there was a sea monster in there. Tahoe Tessie, or something like that. I don't know, I didn't stick around.

• 57:35Speaker 02

  Back to you.

• 57:36Speaker 03

  Stick around the pond now.

• 57:38H. Foley?

  We cruised by-

• 57:39Speaker 02

  That sounds like your problem.

• 57:39Speaker 03

  We're out of here.

• 57:40H. Foley?

  We cruised by the Godfather House, and I got the hell out of there.

• 57:44Speaker 02

  That is bigger than I saw.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  That seems like a waste of a trip, but alright. Hey, for the hills.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  Let's get out of here before it gets dark and that monster gets us.

• 57:54H. Foley?

  Hit the casino, huh?

• 58:01H. Foley?

  Mm-mm, I don't like it.

• 58:02Speaker 02

  Hey, can you return the cigarette boat? We're gonna call it a day.

• 58:07Speaker 03

  They just pull out and pull back in?

• 58:09H. Foley?

  I don't know why they think that's like a, like a selling pitch.

• 58:12Speaker 02

  What?

• 58:12H. Foley?

  Oh, like, you know, they try to like, oh yeah, there's a sea monster in there.

• 58:16Speaker 02

  Nobody believes it.

• 58:17H. Foley?

  Yeah, they're, do what?

• 58:18Speaker 02

  No, no, they don't.

• 58:19H. Foley?

  They don't know.

• 58:20Speaker 02

  What?

• 58:21H. Foley?

  You don't think there's something in the bottom of Loch Ness?

• 58:23Speaker 02

  No.

• 58:24H. Foley?

  Something. Something's down there. I've seen it.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, same guy got stabbed by the jellyfish.

• 58:30Speaker 03

  I bet the new Patreon cool will get the boys to Loch Ness.

• 58:33Speaker 02

  I'd be, there you go.

• 58:34H. Foley?

  I don't know, dude, I, if I was in charge, I would have already just drained that thing to fucking put it into it.

• 58:39Speaker 02

  Where you gonna put all that, where you gonna put all that water?

• 58:40H. Foley?

  I don't know, dump it in the ocean. Build a dam-

• 58:43Speaker 02

  Not a bad answer.

• 58:44H. Foley?

  Build a dam, drain it, and dump it in the ocean.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  You'd have to take that water, you just, that's so much water.

• 58:49H. Foley?

  It's probably right there, it's probably connected to the ocean.

• 58:51Speaker 03

  That's, that's a real project, we're talking about infrastructure.

• 58:54Speaker 02

  Luke, how close is the loch to the, well, it's connected to the ocean.

• 58:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, so build a fucking dam, drain that fucking thing, and put this to bed once and for all.

• 59:02Speaker 02

  You're the only guy worried about it, because you're the one who thinks it's real, okay? No one else is, don't get, oh, we're gonna, we're gonna invest fourteen billion dollars to drain-

• 59:11H. Foley?

  What are they doing? They got a cash, they got cash?

• 59:13Speaker 03

  And it's like, build roads and stuff.

• 59:15Speaker 04

  You're gonna sing Scotland, because like, everything's connected by that one waterway, so they need it.

• 59:19H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:20Speaker 02

  What are you gonna do to the French festival, huh? Now what are you gonna do? I think I go to Edinburgh, ruin a bunch of careers, jerk off, all because you wanna get to the bottom of the loch.

• 59:29H. Foley?

  I bet there's caverns and shit underneath there. That's where he comes in and out.

• 59:33Speaker 02

  I heard they got good pierogies down there.

• 59:35H. Foley?

  Really?

• 59:36Speaker 02

  Really?

• 59:38Speaker 03

  Now I'm in, let's go find that thing.

• 59:42H. Foley?

  It's the pierogies.

• 59:43Speaker 02

  How do you think that Loch Ness monster got so big? Eating all them goddamn pierogies?

• 59:47Speaker 03

  Wasn't eating sand fleas, I know that.

• 59:50Speaker 02

  It's a lot of sand fleas.

• 59:51H. Foley?

  Salt potato pancakes and pierogies. Who don't like a pierogi?

• 59:56Speaker 02

  You're an idiot.

• 1:00:00Speaker 02

  Um, alright, let's see here. Uh, this is one, this is from Alex. "My best, my best friend's dad took us hunting when we were 12 and his younger brother was eight. He got a deer and was teaching us how to gut it and he proceeds to cut a piece out, hold it up saying, 'Do you know what this is?' It was the deer dick, then he threw it at the eight-year-old. Good times, I still don't know how to gut a deer, though." That's goo- that's good clean fun, I guess.

• 1:00:23Speaker 03

  That's just...

• 1:00:24Speaker 02

  Ah, man.

• 1:00:25H. Foley?

  Kind of hog does a deer have? Decent piece?

• 1:00:28Speaker 03

  Deer-sized, I would say, relative to the deer, but you usually have to leave them on.

• 1:00:33H. Foley?

  Why?

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  You have to be able to prove sex.

• 1:00:35H. Foley?

  Ah.

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, a lot of places. That's why I keep mine.

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  That's why I never leave home without it.

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  Just in case there's any questions.

• 1:00:45H. Foley?

  Do you, when, when you-

• 1:00:46Speaker 02

  It's small, but it's there.

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  If you squint real hard.

• 1:00:51Speaker 03

  Hey, I don't have antlers, cut me some slack.

• 1:00:55H. Foley?

  I lost them last fall.

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  It's a perfect-

• 1:00:58Speaker 03

  I'm shedding!

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  I'm Irish!

• 1:01:01H. Foley?

  Irish deer? When you leave, do you, do you have to like stop by like the ranger station and check them out? Or is it just a-

• 1:01:08Speaker 03

  Some, some places it's all, it all depends, but you usually have to send in a tag of the info.

• 1:01:13Speaker 02

  I got Gary back here, he's fucked up. You can check his balls, it's him.

• 1:01:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's no like checking for ID on the deer. You know what I mean? See if they have a wallet on them?

• 1:01:24Speaker 03

  I thought, I figured, you know. But no, you do have to record it. That's just in case. You tag it, you send your tag in, you say, this is where I shot it, this is, you know, you give certain information. Some places you have to give more information, some places you have to check if there's like, you know, Lyme disease or chronic waist disease in the area. Fuck! You have to like, sort of, it all depends, it like. What if you were to deer with Lyme's disease? Uh, you'll be, like, you can't get a lot of these things. You can't get a lot of these things after you cook it, you know what I mean? But like turkey, there are places, if you shoot a turkey, they want you to bring the turkey to the station so they can weigh it, they can measure it, so they're keeping track of like the populations. Ah, gotcha. Yeah. You ever shoot a turkey? I have, I have not shot a turkey, but I, um... Have you ever had fresh turkey?

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  I've had fresh turkey, and I actually went turkey hunting on Long Island this last year for the first time. No shit? And it was some of the best turkey hunting. You're living quite a life, aren't you? It was incredible. I was shocked how good it was, but it was some of the most fun I've had turkey hunting in my life. No kidding? Yeah. That's a shotgun. Yeah, that's a shotgun. But beautiful area, and the turkey shoot back.

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  It's in a strip mall in Suffolk County. But, no, very nice. They got good duck out in Long Island. Yeah, yeah, they have, it's crazy though, how much, how... You like duck? Much nature there is out there. Yeah, tons. You know, yeah, crazy. You like duck, Kevin? What? You like duck? Sorry, I'm just trying to keep it on...

• 1:02:47Speaker 02

  What, is this sponsored by the fucking Long Island Tourism Bureau all of a sudden? Are you guys on the take? What the fuck?

• 1:02:55Speaker 03

  That's just nice!

• 1:02:55Speaker 02

  I love going out Route 72!

• 1:02:58Speaker 03

  It's nice!

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  Just five exits.

• 1:03:00Speaker 04

  You wanna know what a deer's working with?

• 1:03:02Speaker 02

  Unit-wise?

• 1:03:03Speaker 04

  Unit-wise.

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:04Speaker 04

  1.6 to 2.8.

• 1:03:06Speaker 03

  Man.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  Shout out to the deer.

• 1:03:08Speaker 03

  Woo, I'd be cleaning up out there. Don't think I'm Italian.

• 1:03:13Speaker 02

  I'd still be an Irish deer.

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  I mean, it is during the fall and winter, you have to take that into account. A little chilly out here.

• 1:03:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, a pair of pants on me or something.

• 1:03:24Speaker 03

  Couple pairs of slacks.

• 1:03:25Speaker 02

  Uh, this one's from Tootie Twister, uh, how you doing? It says, $10 diaper donator, how you doing? Uh, is it gorgeous? The only deer I ever killed was on the Massachusetts Turnpike doing 75 in my dad's convertible while he was at a real estate convention in California. When I told him what happened, he asked if I, he didn't ask if I was okay, he hung up, called his best friend to scream and tell him how much an idiot of his son was. I mean, I've never hit a deer, uh... That's, I mean, that's a whole nother level of, uh, redneck or rural country to us.

• 1:03:55H. Foley?

  Roadkill.

• 1:03:56Speaker 02

  The roadkill. You hit it and you take it.

• 1:03:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:59Speaker 02

  To us, that was crazy.

• 1:04:00Speaker 03

  That would have done that though.

• 1:04:01Speaker 02

  I mean, I've learned that from doing the show at live shows, whatever, people answering questions. To me, that would have been like, the only roadkill I ever really saw had been like, really fucked up.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  I mean, but I guess if you hit a deer.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  If you're hitting a fresh.

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  And he's still squirming, you go up and brain him?

• 1:04:17Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:04:17Speaker 02

  That's one thing.

• 1:04:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's going in the trunk, but some people.

• 1:04:20H. Foley?

  I had a woodshop teacher in 8th grade, real outdoors guy, and we're in a woodshop one day, and he comes up to me and my buddy and he's like, "Hey, you two, come here." Takes us outside, he's ripping a heater as we're walking across the parking lot. We get to the back of his truck and he fucking pulls open this tarp, and there's fucking dead deer. He's like, "Yeah, I hit it on the way to school today."

• 1:04:41Speaker 02

  He's Italian. Check out his dong.

• 1:04:45H. Foley?

  We were like, "What the fuck, man?"

• 1:04:46Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 1:04:47H. Foley?

  He brought it home.

• 1:04:47Speaker 03

  I never hit a deer. You ever hit a deer?

• 1:04:49Speaker 02

  No, uh.

• 1:04:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:51Speaker 02

  I had one, my buddy, I think I told you, he would always get hit, whatever we did, he got hit in the head. Like, we were playing basketball, the ball always took an odd bounce, bounced up, broke his nose, he fell off his bike, broke his, just always... And then he was driving his car one day and a deer jumped through the driver's side window and kicked him in the face.

• 1:05:09H. Foley?

  They'll kill ya.

• 1:05:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, it fucked him up.

• 1:05:11Speaker 03

  How did he not die?

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  He broke his nose, I mean, it was pretty fucked up.

• 1:05:13H. Foley?

  They're everywhere in my mom's neighborhood.

• 1:05:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:15H. Foley?

  Like, in the front yard.

• 1:05:16Speaker 02

  There goes the neighborhood.

• 1:05:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:17H. Foley?

  Yeah. They're so cute, though. I'd love to have a little baby pet deer.

• 1:05:21Speaker 02

  I got him in the burbs. Hons don't like them.

• 1:05:23H. Foley?

  Nah, I'd imagine.

• 1:05:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, he goes up after them.

• 1:05:25H. Foley?

  A little baby deer?

• 1:05:26Speaker 03

  When we would drive back from, like, we would, we would leave where we were hunting deer in the evening, we, my pappy would make me sit, I would sit in the front seat with the rifle in the front seat in case we saw a deer.

• 1:05:39H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 1:05:39Speaker 03

  Like, he was, we would drive into certain, like, you know, off these dirt roads, and he was like, "If I tell you to get out, and we see a deer in that corner of the field, he's like, 'We're shooting that deer.'" He's like, "I don't care what time it is."

• 1:05:50H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, so we'd just be driving home with this loaded lever-action rifle in the front seat.

• 1:05:55H. Foley?

  Would you, would you, would you put the deer on the front of the hood like they do in the movies?

• 1:05:58Speaker 03

  No, we put it in the trunk.

• 1:06:00H. Foley?

  The trunk?

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:01H. Foley?

  What kind of car are you?

• 1:06:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, he had a...

• 1:06:02H. Foley?

  Cavalier.

• 1:06:04Speaker 02

  He had a Chevy Malibu.

• 1:06:07Speaker 03

  No, he had a... Stunk's awful. He had an old blazer. Okay. You're putting a deer in the back of a blazer? Dude, we're talking about a guy that was drinking spring water. You know what I mean? Like with a milk jug. Like he would go to a spring, fill it up, and that would be his water for his house. That's how you get parasites. So I don't think he was worried about ruining the upholstery. Sure. The deer would be bleeding, right? Yeah, we put a tarp down. Not an animal. Put a tarp down. You're gonna ruin that Kelly Blue book. Yeah, right. We gotta wrap it up, gang. What a fun one. What a blast. Hey, I got a surprise for you guys. What do you got? I got... Tell us how a gun shoots up. Dead deer.

• 1:06:44Speaker 03

  What do you got? This is, uh, every, like, this is the most garbage of garbage things because every person's first turkey call is always a Quaker Boy turkey call that you get from Walmart for about eight dollars. It's very hard to make it sound like a turkey, but this is, this is for you boys. This is for you guys. Oh, look at that. This is called the box. Quaker Boy the box. Quaker Boy the box. Put my weed in here. You strike that together. Yeah, there you go. That's a turkey? Yeah, if you do that repetitive, keep it a little more pressure on it. They start coming through the studio. I actually have a, I did bring a mouth call, too. What's that? This is a turkey mouth call. This is called a diaphragm call. This might be loud, Luke.

• 1:07:37Speaker 03

  That's how you're getting all those girls.

• 1:07:40Speaker 03

  So you could try to make that with that box. Yeah. It's pretty good. Faster. Yeah, that's pretty good. Anybody else coming?

• 1:07:50Speaker 03

  That's great. It'll go on set. That's awesome. Very sweet. Thank you, buddy. No problem.

• 1:07:58Speaker 03

  Big bunch of hoagies coming. Start a fire. Smoke it. Mr. Colin Chabelin, everybody. Thank you, boys. This is fun. Appreciate it. Our amateur expert. Yeah, armchair.

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  Plug away. What do you get? Yeah, we got coming up. You got some stuff on YouTube?

• 1:08:11Speaker 03

  I got some stuff on YouTube. I got a special on YouTube called Hello, It's Me. I got a series I do with my buddy Ray called Booth in the Back. It's basically if Seinfeld and George never left the diner. It's just us talking about things that upset us. And then this, shout out to Luke for giving me some inspiration here. And actually you, Foley, when we were on tour. This fall, I'm gonna put out, it's called Out of the Club. And it's gonna be a hunting and fishing show.

• 1:08:37Speaker 02

  There you go. Look at that.

• 1:08:38Speaker 03

  So it'll be on my YouTube, which is just Colin underscore comedy.

• 1:08:41Speaker 02

  Also, Out of the Closet.

• 1:08:43Speaker 03

  Which comes out in the spring.

• 1:08:47Speaker 02

  And Colin's gonna be on the road to some dates this fall. Yes. This fall and winter, catch Colin in the back on the Block Door. All tickets available at areyougarbage.com. Gang, we love you and we'll see you next week. Peace.