Dive Bar Etiquette w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to talk about dive bar Etiquette,it's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Quince: Go to https://quince.com/garbage for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Helix Sleep: Go to https://helixsleep.com/garbage for 27% Off Sitewide. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a group to be classy. Yeah. Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toody's and the new addition. She's out doing a little dumpster diving. Okay. So lunch should be interesting. Okay. To say the least. Chinese again? My cousin's coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman, and he's my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ. It's Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 0:55Speaker 02

  What up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, thanks for tuning in. Please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, also full video available over there on Spotify. And I gotta be honest, the boys are climbing the charts.

• 1:05H. Foley?

  We really are.

• 1:06Speaker 02

  Really doing numbers over there on Spotify.

• 1:09H. Foley?

  We're doing top of the pop soon.

• 1:10Speaker 02

  I'm gonna tell you what, number 5,000 on Billboard. And then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content. I'm talking, you get the real feel over there on Patreon.

• 1:26H. Foley?

  Woo, wee!

• 1:27Speaker 02

  Chicken friggin' sandwich!

• 1:28H. Foley?

  And it's been chilly this summer.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  [laughing]

• 1:31H. Foley?

  Let's say that. Before we get started, we're here for what we call a family episode.

• 1:35Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 1:36H. Foley?

  Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. Circle in the wagons!

• 1:39Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:40H. Foley?

  On this, on this midsummer day.

• 1:42Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:43H. Foley?

  Where the kids get back to school.

• 1:44Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 1:45H. Foley?

  Take a little walk by the corner office.

• 1:46Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 1:47H. Foley?

  Right? Take a little stroll by the corner office, see what's going on over there with Lukey Patuki.

• 1:51Speaker 02

  He's strolling by here a lot lately.

• 1:52H. Foley?

  He's in there getting blown. You're gonna ask for... [laughing]

• 1:58Speaker 02

  You go in, ask for an advance. Hey, Mr. Dempsey. I'm a little light and a holiday weekend's coming up. I'm trying to go down the shore with my best gal.

• 2:07H. Foley?

  He does handle the books a little bit over there.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 2:10H. Foley?

  What's cooking, Lucas?

• 2:11Speaker 03

  Not much. I got nothing.

• 2:15H. Foley?

  How's Ethereum doing?

• 2:16Speaker 03

  Ethereum, ooh.

• 2:18H. Foley?

  Is that right?

• 2:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's not good.

• 2:19H. Foley?

  Not good, huh?

• 2:20Speaker 03

  Bitcoin, baby.

• 2:21H. Foley?

  Bitcoin. Kid likes to keep his eyes on the, uh, on the cryptos.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 2:25H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? Rich get richer.

• 2:27Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 2:28H. Foley?

  Um, how you feeling?

• 2:29Speaker 02

  Uh, you know, we're in, uh, you know.

• 2:33H. Foley?

  The dog days of summer we're in.

• 2:35Speaker 02

  Woo, pretty good.

• 2:36H. Foley?

  If this was back in 93, I'd be getting ready for, uh, for camp, for football camp.

• 2:41Speaker 02

  Whoa, that is, that is holy shit.

• 2:43H. Foley?

  Or 94.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  That is a record. What happened in 95?

• 2:47H. Foley?

  I went.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  96?

• 2:49H. Foley?

  Out.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  I got real into the dead.

• 2:52H. Foley?

  96, I was on my way to the Hedro Theater.

• 2:55Speaker 02

  Got real into the 70s and just kinda disappeared. Like, what's his name from the Sandlot? Uh, yeah, yeah, I got real into the 70s and just kinda disappeared.

• 3:03H. Foley?

  I love this time of year.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 3:05H. Foley?

  The dog days. The corn's in, tomatoes are in, the produce is fantastic. Little more of a dry heat starts to settle in.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 3:13H. Foley?

  You know what I mean?

• 3:13Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah, yeah, totally.

• 3:15H. Foley?

  The mugginess and humidity of, uh, June and July starts to fade away. You start looking towards the fall, to the harvest.

• 3:22Speaker 02

  Oh, is that what you do?

• 3:23H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  Uh, okay.

• 3:25H. Foley?

  August and everything after.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  It's the second time you said that today. Knock that off.

• 3:29H. Foley?

  Why?

• 3:30Speaker 02

  I don't know. I don't like it. I have, one, I don't understand it.

• 3:33H. Foley?

  It's a Counting Crows lyric. August and everything after.

• 3:35Speaker 02

  You should be counting calories. What?

• 3:38H. Foley?

  Who?

• 3:38Speaker 02

  Counting calories.

• 3:39H. Foley?

  Counting calories? Counting crows?

• 3:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I know.

• 3:43H. Foley?

  I ate two for breakfast. Ladies and gentlemen.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  By the way, the crow flies. All right, listen.

• 3:48H. Foley?

  Talk to me.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  Um, I got, uh, as you know, my, um, uh, I know that I'm a father. My, uh, my-

• 3:57H. Foley?

  You really have changed, too.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  Why?

• 3:59H. Foley?

  You're just different.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Start slapping you around a little bit.

• 4:03Speaker 02

  Get over here. See what you made me do to you? I don't wanna do this. Start giving you the lines my dad gave me.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Listen, I'm sorry. Um, that was always like the insane spike of fucking-

• 4:18Speaker 02

  Furiosity to then like the, he realized he went a little overboard and like, "Yeah, I just had a bad day at work."

• 4:25H. Foley?

  I never really, I never really got an apology. It was always just smoothed over.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, mine wasn't a po- no, it wasn't apology. It was like...

• 4:33H. Foley?

  I never got an explanation.

• 4:35Speaker 02

  You would at least get one or two reasons as to, well, he also had a tow line because, you know, custody issues.

• 4:40H. Foley?

  My dad would just start making a joke or something like that, or put out a real nice Sunday dinner. You know what I mean? Everything was cool.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 4:47H. Foley?

  What, are you mad at me? Just slapped the shit out of me. You're mad at me?

• 4:50Speaker 02

  I told you the corn's in. You're going, "Everything after August." Like, shut the fuck up.

• 4:56H. Foley?

  He loved the corn.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  The band?

• 5:03Speaker 02

  So, my nights, uh, you know, I'm, I'm a retired, uh, drinker and I'm a, you know, I was a bit of a party man myself.

• 5:12H. Foley?

  I thought I saw a post with a gingham bottle in front of you just this weekend, didn't I?

• 5:16Speaker 02

  What? You're really, you're really keeping tabs on me.

• 5:18H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 5:19Speaker 02

  No, um...

• 5:20H. Foley?

  I like to follow your suburban escapades.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  Sure. So, I, um, I, I went out, uh, we were recording, we were recording and had a couple of spots in the city, uh, whatever, two last week, two weeks ago?

• 5:31H. Foley?

  You get your booze in.

• 5:32Speaker 02

  Uh, nowhere near the, the, my, my, my consumption rate is prior, which makes me scared. Am I just like, not an alcoholic anymore? These are, this is an existential crisis I gotta go through.

• 5:43H. Foley?

  I think that'll all change once we, uh, get back on the block and out on the road.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  I don't know. I just don't have it in me anymore. But, either way, me and my associate, associate Ryan D.

• 5:54H. Foley?

  Ryan Diesel.

• 5:55Speaker 02

  Went out for drinks after a night of spots.

• 5:58H. Foley?

  Di-ops. Director of Operations here at, uh, Tooty LLC.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  And I'm a very much, uh, I'm a dive bar man. You know that about me. I like a sho- I'm a shot and a beer guy, not a cocktail guy. I have a go-to cocktail. I get a Manhattan if I go to a nice joint, a steakhouse. I go, "That's the only thing I got, or give me, give me a Manhattan."

• 6:14H. Foley?

  I know you're not a New York Times on Sunday kinda guy.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  New. Um. So I, uh, I was, we, we pick a, we pick a dive bar, the International, over there on like Sixth and First or something like that, East Village. I thought you bozos stuck to the shade bar over there. Nah, he's an East Village guy. I was ending in the, my last spot was in the East Village, so why not, uh? Okay. You know, also too, there's, you know. The International. The International. Real, real hole in the wall. Kind of talent in that joint. So, this is one of my favorite things about dive bars, specifically in New York, but kind of dive bars in any city. It's kind of like a revolving door. Dive bars are good for like, if people are going out to dinner. Like, you get all walks of life in a dive bar. It's like people. Pre gamers, post gamers? Jumping in for one. You got the bar fly, you got me and Ryan just posted up in the back. Dudes that ran out of the bag, guys that are looking.

• 7:01Speaker 02

  You get some classy people in there, after dinner, before dinner, like, you know, ah, let's just pop in here, we'll get one. It's like a wayward. Everybody likes a dive bar. For sure. But here's my thing. That's really the intersection of, uh, you know. Humanity. Humanity. So here's this. All walks of life can mix in there. I get a. It's like a library. Yes. But you have to, this is my thing, you have to know how to kind of operate. You have to know that you're not in your fucking martini bar. You're at the goddamn International on fucking Sixth Street. So we get in there. And the lady bartender with the, uh, with the, with the tank top on. And the septum piercing and the whole, like. She's not gonna put up with any shit. This, that's exact, so we, we get there and, uh, this, the, the, the, I'm next to this group of people. There are a group of like four or five rich people in there. Rich people?

• 7:46Speaker 02

  Like fancy, fancy people. Young people? Older and younger. Like, it was like, maybe like a dad. Hmm. A couple in their 30. It was just like, well, a mix, it seemed like. Attractive? Yeah. Didn't, they were sur, they were, the reservation was in an hour, or they had just finished, and they were popping in for one. They weren't staying long. This is a pregame situation for them. I'm not sure. It wasn't their, that, it was mine and Ryan's night out. It was not their night out. Okay. And, which I, I'm fine, come in, come one, come all, New York City dive bar. Mm-hmm. My thing is, know where you're at.

• 8:23Speaker 02

  Right? Right. You gotta go, I mean, it's an away game for them, that's fine. If I go to a nice joint, I'm not going, "You's got PBR back there? Are you doing it citywide? How much is a shot of J-?" You just go, "Give me a Manhattan, you know, what do you have on draft?" Are you having a Manhattan there? No, I'm saying if I'm at a nice place. Oh, oh. If I'm going to one of their places, I acclimate and- Of course. And toe the line of class. Yes. As much as I can. Yeah. These fucking people, they ordered five espresso martinis. Oh my god. And she looked at it. First of all, they should've deferred to me and been like, "You can go." It's me, I'm ordering two Bud Hevys and two Miller Highlifes.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Ryan's a highlife man, I'm a Bud Heavy man, I don't wanna be making these trips back and forth. Of course. I double up, first round, get 'em. Gentlemen. As you would say, pay the toll. Yes. Gotta cross the river. Gotta cross the river. So, they order five espresso martinis. She didn't even, dude, she fucking... Dikembe Mutombo rejected that, was like, "No." Just- Really? She was just like, "We don't have 'em." Nice. This is a real shot and beer kinda joint. I like that. She just is like, "No, we don't have 'em." And like, you know, now she's- Can I interest you in an Aperol Shits? Yeah, can I interest you in a Get the Fuck Out? Meanwhile, it's like, so the bouncer's out front eating McDonald's, it's like, couldn't be more stereotypical. Love that.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  I show him my ID, he's like, "You good, bro? You good?" Yeah, I'm like, "Alright." Sure. So it's just very- You old as fuck.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  Get your bald ass in there. You ain't funny in your head big. Um, so... He, boom, swats that away, which, alright, whatever, shoot your shot. He then goes, "I'll do a-" Is this the dad ordering? No, this is the jerk-off son. Or boyfriend. Boyfriend, exactly. Yes. In his 30s. Spending daddy's money. That's what it felt like. He ain't putting the credit card down. That's what it felt like. Yeah.

• 10:22H. Foley?

  I know the type.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  So he does the, "Uh..." And I'm like, "Just order..." Dude, they got the clear refrigerators in the back. Just go, "I'm clearly jamming up the fucking works here."

• 10:33H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  Just give me some. "I'll do a Casamigos, a soda with a twist of lime." And she goes, "We don't have Casamigos." And I'm like, "Read the fucking room, guy." Do a fucking...

• 10:44H. Foley?

  Fuck that Gary Gerber.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Do something, man. Come on, shot and a beer. And she goes, "I'll come back to you." And she said, "What do you want?" I said, "Two High Lifes, two Bud Heavy." I was like, "Leave it open, I'm out."

• 10:54H. Foley?

  And a stepped-on bag of yak, huh?

• 10:56Speaker 02

  And a guy if you got a number. Hey, duh. Uh, yeah, it was just very much like, be aware of your surroundings a little, like...

• 11:04H. Foley?

  Hey, is Ronald McDonald out front, though?

• 11:06Speaker 02

  You got a Pepsi, guy? Honk, honk. Um, yeah, it's just very like...

• 11:13H. Foley?

  Trying to get weird later.

• 11:14Speaker 02

  Get out of my world. You're jamming it up. You know what I mean?

• 11:18H. Foley?

  I understand.

• 11:18Speaker 02

  That'd be like me going to a cocktail ball, like a nice cocktail ball with all these fucking fancy people and being like, "Can I have a Miller High Life Lite?" And they'd be like, "We don't have that." I'd go, "Do you have PBR?" It's just like, dude, get the fuck out of here.

• 11:30H. Foley?

  Cut, Gatorade.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  With a splash of stoli.

• 11:34H. Foley?

  Not to trash him, he's not here to defend himself, but Ryan Diesel has done that exact thing at a nice place. He's asked for Miller High Life at places where he shouldn't be asking for Miller High Life.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, but listen, I'm not here to fucking sully a man's good name when he can't defend himself. We've all had faux pas, but it's like, come on, man.

• 11:52H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 11:53Speaker 02

  You don't triple double down.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  The only thing is, when you Google the spot, the first review is, "The best martini, espresso martinis in the...

• 12:00Speaker 02

  No shit!

• 12:00H. Foley?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 12:01Speaker 03

  I'm not kidding.

• 12:02Speaker 02

  No shit. Well, listen, fuck me then. You know what, cut that.

• 12:07H. Foley?

  Start again. Hey, everybody out there!

• 12:09Speaker 02

  You got a new hoodie? Take it from the top. No shit.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, I agree with you. Know the setting.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 12:16Speaker 03

  Casamigos, go fuck yourself totally, but they do that, advertise the best espresso martini.

• 12:21H. Foley?

  I love that. I love the pushback on Casamigos. Listen, Clooney, I fucking, listen, I love Clooney. I love Clooney. Out of sight, give me a break. Oh, brother, we aren't there? Come on. But the pushback on Casamigos. You know that I love that.

• 12:37Speaker 02

  I know, I don't think it's as big as you necessarily think it is.

• 12:40H. Foley?

  As Casamigos is?

• 12:41Speaker 02

  No, the pushback.

• 12:43H. Foley?

  Well.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  I mean, this dive bar didn't have it in very...

• 12:46H. Foley?

  I haven't been in a...

• 12:46Speaker 02

  And listen, we just learned...

• 12:47H. Foley?

  I haven't been in a room with him in a long time.

• 12:49Speaker 02

  I'm just saying...

• 12:49H. Foley?

  But when I see him, he's gonna get an earful.

• 12:53H. Foley?

  That swill he's pushing, weird aftertaste.

• 12:57Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 12:57H. Foley?

  Now, how is it everywhere, too? It's everywhere. They got it in hospitals.

• 13:01Speaker 02

  Big, big business.

• 13:03H. Foley?

  Yeah, he moved quick on that. That was fucking bang.

• 13:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, somebody bought that. That's when like public, when that's like when investor money comes in.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got made fun of last night. It's like Diego or something, or Diageo, yeah.

• 13:13Speaker 02

  They own like, they own like every...

• 13:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like...

• 13:15Speaker 02

  Dude, they get their hands on it.

• 13:16H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 13:17Speaker 02

  Fuck him.

• 13:17H. Foley?

  Maybe I should keep my mouth shut. I don't want the boys at Diageo looking for me.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  They flood the block.

• 13:21H. Foley?

  I get one of those fucking things they use to hack the, uh, the, the plants. What are they?

• 13:27Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 13:27H. Foley?

  What are those things?

• 13:28Speaker 02

  Machete?

• 13:29H. Foley?

  No. It's a, what's the, what's the thing they make tequila out of?

• 13:33Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't know. Agave?

• 13:35H. Foley?

  Yeah, the agave plant. Those things. Doing that to my ears.

• 13:39Speaker 02

  Glad we went down that route. No, no, the other thing, the plant, the guy with the thing. Uh, but all that's neither here nor there. We got a gosh darn family episode, gang. As you know, when you join the old Patreon, we'll answer your garbage question on the air.

• 13:53H. Foley?

  Please.

• 13:53Speaker 02

  The homies get the first crack at it. And this is the newest $10 homie and the longest time bozo. Shout out to it. Never have one read. Is it garbage to put Febreeze Rainforest Car Vent Cents in your home air conditioner to help your house smell good? That's crazy.

• 14:09H. Foley?

  I don't hate that.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  No, come on.

• 14:12H. Foley?

  Why? Why? Why?

• 14:13Speaker 02

  I don't...

• 14:14H. Foley?

  What are we standing on airs? Espresso martini?

• 14:18H. Foley?

  What's the problem? That's no different than the pura stuff that I'm paying fucking $50 a month for.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  The what?

• 14:25H. Foley?

  Pura. Pura.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  What do you got?

• 14:28H. Foley?

  I got it.

• 14:30Speaker 02

  You're on a, you're on a, first of all, you're on a sent, you're on a, you're on a home sent subscription? Who the fuck are you?

• 14:37H. Foley?

  Not by choice.

• 14:38Speaker 02

  Fucking Johnny Casamigos over here. Look at you.

• 14:42H. Foley?

  In case Clooney comes by.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  When I'm smelling nice.

• 14:45H. Foley?

  That's a white Lotus.

• 14:48Speaker 02

  When I'm smelling like the Four Seasons. Look at you.

• 14:51H. Foley?

  I love that smell.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  Maybe that's where all your money's going. You got sent subscriptions? No shit.

• 14:57H. Foley?

  Hey, rocket money to take care of that. I mean, I don't fucking have it. Not to mention, I'm paying for Patty's too. And she's hoarding them.

• 15:04Speaker 02

  She's got one?

• 15:05H. Foley?

  She's got one.

• 15:06Speaker 02

  Why, she selling weed? Who has one of them? What are you covering up?

• 15:10H. Foley?

  She just likes it smelling nice. She don't even use it. Yeah, I got, I got that. I got this, I got, I got two of them in the house. And she's got two of them.

• 15:19Speaker 02

  Is that like the diffuser, John?

• 15:20H. Foley?

  It's you plug it in.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  Is that the stuff Damon John pumps?

• 15:24H. Foley?

  Who's Damon John? You mean Ray J? What are you talking about? Who's Damon John? Damon Dash. Who are you thinking of?

• 15:31Speaker 02

  Damon Dash. Damon, Damon John is the Shark Tank guy.

• 15:35H. Foley?

  Is that two people?

• 15:36Speaker 02

  No, it's the Shark Tank guy. Hey, listen, a guy could buy and sell you, alright?

• 15:40H. Foley?

  Damon John, the black dude?

• 15:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:43H. Foley?

  Oh, I like him.

• 15:43Speaker 02

  The white chick, Damon John.

• 15:46H. Foley?

  Barbara Kirkard?

• 15:47Speaker 02

  Shout out to Barb. A beast in the bedroom.

• 15:50H. Foley?

  Man. I like the little one, we'll blunt it at least.

• 15:53Speaker 02

  Oh, do ya?

• 15:54H. Foley?

  Yeah. And Mr. Fantastic, whatever his name is.

• 15:56Speaker 02

  Fucking, isn't he Marvel? And Mr. Wonderful.

• 16:00H. Foley?

  Mr. Wonderful.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  I like them all.

• 16:02H. Foley?

  He's in a band, did you know that? I saw him, I saw him playing.

• 16:04Speaker 02

  Rich guys stink.

• 16:05H. Foley?

  Oh, rich guys and their bands stink.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  We're trying to get some of, I love all the Sharks. I'm a big Shark Tank guy, uh... I love all of them.

• 16:14H. Foley?

  I like the guy on the end.

• 16:15Speaker 02

  Robert Dersjevic.

• 16:16H. Foley?

  The well put together guy.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, he wears a suit.

• 16:18H. Foley?

  Yeah, he looks good.

• 16:19Speaker 02

  Real nice.

• 16:19H. Foley?

  But if you're gonna get anybody, it's Mr. Wonderful.

• 16:21Speaker 02

  I gotta push back on that.

• 16:22H. Foley?

  Shoot you straight. That's the guy you want in business with you. He knows the markets.

• 16:27Speaker 02

  I would take anyone.

• 16:27H. Foley?

  He knows the business.

• 16:30H. Foley?

  Would we cough any of this up to them?

• 16:33Speaker 02

  What?

• 16:33H. Foley?

  What would be our, what would be our pitch to them?

• 16:37H. Foley?

  I'll give you 85% of the business.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Fabreeze for the home.

• 16:44H. Foley?

  Listen, it's the same shit, man.

• 16:46Speaker 02

  I don't want my fucking house smelling like a Mitsubishi Galant or something. Get out of here. No way. It's too... Too manifits, too chemically. Tam chemically. Light a candle, what are we doing? Yankee hasn't missed in fucking 50 years.

• 17:03H. Foley?

  You know what I found out this weekend? Speaking of rich people? You know what rich people do to make their homes smell good that they don't let anybody know about? They take sea salt and they put it on cotton and they fold it up. That's all they use.

• 17:15Speaker 02

  Who told you that? What are you going to like? Fucking fragrance conventions and shit? Who are you? I didn't even, I mean...

• 17:22H. Foley?

  Instagram.

• 17:22Speaker 02

  You should smell better if you have a monthly... Not saying you smell bad, you don't.

• 17:26H. Foley?

  My house smells good.

• 17:28Speaker 02

  That should wear off on you a little bit.

• 17:31H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 17:31Speaker 02

  You know what I mean.

• 17:33H. Foley?

  I smell good.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  I'm not saying you smell bad, but I would never peg you as a guy who's on a a fragrance subscription, which is crazy to me.

• 17:42H. Foley?

  Do you think that I'm the one pulling that string? You really? Is that what you think?

• 17:46Speaker 02

  I don't know, but I'm just saying.

• 17:47H. Foley?

  I like it. I enjoy it, especially around the holidays, you do apples and cinnamon, it smells like Christmas.

• 17:55Speaker 02

  Christmas in July.

• 17:57H. Foley?

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• 18:39H. Foley?

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• 19:22H. Foley?

  Shopify.com/garbage. Gang, we gotta tell you about Quince. Now, as you know, I'm not a trendy guy. All right. I'm not very fashionable. I don't like to change the trends, but something that I do appreciate is things that fit right, feel good, and actually last. All right. Quince is an absolutely amazing company. Quince is the kind of stuff you actually wear on repeat, like breathable, flowknit polos, crisp cotton shirts, and comfortable lightweight pants that somehow work for both weekend hangs and dressed up dinners. You're going straight to happy hour, baby, hanging out. Best part, everything on Quince is half the cost of similar brands. By working directly with top artisans and cutting out the middleman, Quince gives

• 20:04H. Foley?

  you luxury pieces without the markup. And Quince only works with factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices and premium fabrics and finish. So, gang, stick to the staples that last with elevated essentials from Quince. Go to Quince.com/garbage for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E.com/garbage to get free shipping and 365-day returns. Quince.com/garbage. Do it.

• 20:35Speaker 02

  I never understood that. That was real white trash. Christmas in July? Yeah. I thought it was always a joke. No, I remember somebody said, "We're doing Christmas in July." I was like, "Just fucking, just get drunk. You don't need to hide behind this." Would they get presents and stuff? I don't know. Luke, hit that. I remember being on a dock. Hmm. I might have been up the mountains or something. I was like, "This is some real..." That's trashy. That and people who celebrated their half birthdays, "Get out of here." My God. I remember not even being able to do the math to get there. I'm there like, I'm like, "It's your half birthday." Forty-six and a half. What, am I an alien? Get out of here.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Uh, Google's just saying it's a fun way to break up the summer heat with a bit of Christmas cheer. And then it's really popular in the southern hemisphere where July is in the middle of winter.

• 21:18H. Foley?

  Ah. Where July is in the middle of winter. The southern hemisphere.

• 21:23Speaker 02

  Upside toilets go the other way down here.

• 21:25H. Foley?

  Like, South America?

• 21:27Speaker 02

  No, fucking Georgia. Yeah, South Amer- the hemis- we're talking hemis.

• 21:32H. Foley?

  Australia's in the southern hemisphere too, right? Isn't that weird that South America and Australia in the same hemisphere?

• 21:40Speaker 02

  Nah, dude.

• 21:40H. Foley?

  No?

• 21:41Speaker 02

  It's not that crazy.

• 21:42H. Foley?

  It's weird. I don't get you do a Christmas tree and shit like that?

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Upside down, yeah. You gotta put it on a roof.

• 21:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:48Speaker 02

  Real weird.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  Trees, lights, sometimes with a summer twist.

• 21:51H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 21:52Speaker 02

  Listen, I will, I, uh, I realized, I, I, I bought a, I went to a fucking, I bought a dresser at a, uh...

• 22:01H. Foley?

  Yard sale.

• 22:02Speaker 02

  Outlet.

• 22:03H. Foley?

  Really?

• 22:03Speaker 02

  My wife loves an outlet and I fucking hate them.

• 22:06H. Foley?

  Was this recently?

• 22:07Speaker 02

  Uh, a couple of months ago.

• 22:08H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 22:08Speaker 02

  Just got around to using it. Um...

• 22:11H. Foley?

  What? You mean putting it together?

• 22:13Speaker 02

  No, it's together. I didn't put my clothes in it, cause it's...

• 22:16H. Foley?

  Oh, it's yours?

• 22:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:17H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  Smells.

• 22:18H. Foley?

  Like?

• 22:19Speaker 02

  Have you had a new dresser?

• 22:21H. Foley?

  Sounds like old wood? Or that wood, that balsam wood smell?

• 22:24Speaker 02

  Cedar, something.

• 22:25H. Foley?

  I hate that.

• 22:26Speaker 02

  And I only ever...

• 22:27H. Foley?

  You know what you need is mothballs. Put some mothballs in there. Were you a mothball family?

• 22:32Speaker 02

  No.

• 22:32H. Foley?

  Oh, we were huge on mothballs.

• 22:34Speaker 02

  Having for dinner?

• 22:36H. Foley?

  I always wanted to eat one, it looks so good.

• 22:38Speaker 02

  Uh, here's my thing, I've only ever, I've only ever owned a new dresser one other time, it was when my parents got separated, my dad had to buy new furniture. And that smelled, and I just thought that, I remember putting my clothes in there and they all smelled like that dresser, and it's like wood or something, yeah, it smelled like I was working a goddamn smoker. It smelled like I was down there at Terry Black's.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  It's got some...

• 23:07H. Foley?

  Fucking Beat Bobby Foley, huh?

• 23:09Speaker 02

  I don't know. Woo wee! Probably a goddamn campfire out here telling ghost stories.

• 23:20H. Foley?

  Makes the best ribs inside of the Mississippi, huh?

• 23:22Speaker 02

  The fucking big ass head on that campfire, I tell you what, he knows his way around a goddamn trigger.

• 23:27H. Foley?

  Woo wee!

• 23:29Speaker 02

  I'll tap in my head. Woo! Fucking six-year-old kid.

• 23:33H. Foley?

  Give me six alarm chili, huh?

• 23:35Speaker 02

  I remember I got my mom's-

• 23:36H. Foley?

  Make your mouth water, make your butthole scream.

• 23:38Speaker 02

  Hell, you know it. I remember my mom picked me up, she had in the seabrain convert, and uh-

• 23:43H. Foley?

  Smelling like wood?

• 23:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, she was like, she thought that my, she thought they, they weren't washing my clothes. She was like, ready to call child services. Cause she was like, "What is that smell?" And to me, it was just like, well, that's what the dresser smells like.

• 23:57H. Foley?

  That's hickory, bitch.

• 24:00H. Foley?

  That's where the flavor comes from, honey.

• 24:02Speaker 02

  It's all surface area, baby. Nowhere that, nowhere for that flavor to hide.

• 24:06H. Foley?

  You're squirting yourself with a square bottle of apple cider vinegar, trying to stay moist.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  Hey, got the blue gloves on. It worked.

• 24:14H. Foley?

  Take a bite of these nuts, you'll find out.

• 24:16Speaker 02

  What?

• 24:17H. Foley?

  What?

• 24:17Speaker 02

  It's my mother.

• 24:18H. Foley?

  I went too far.

• 24:20Speaker 02

  Um, and I remember her being like-

• 24:23H. Foley?

  Cooking kippy low and salty.

• 24:26H. Foley?

  About 225 for eight hours.

• 24:29Speaker 02

  I wonder why I couldn't get any chicks in class. And they're smelling like fucking barbecue, barbecue chips.

• 24:37H. Foley?

  Like a can of Bush's baked beans.

• 24:40H. Foley?

  I assume on the, um, you weren't a baked beans guy, we know that. What would it take for you to eat that little piece of bacon that came in the-

• 24:48Speaker 02

  Now?

• 24:48H. Foley?

  In the can of baked beans?

• 24:49Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 24:50H. Foley?

  You know the little piece of bacon that's always in a can of baked beans?

• 24:53Speaker 02

  There's only one piece in there?

• 24:54H. Foley?

  Yeah, she was about one piece.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  I've never opened a can of baked beans.

• 24:56H. Foley?

  Really?

• 24:57Speaker 02

  No, I'm doing pretty well.

• 24:58H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 24:59Speaker 02

  No, uh, not living under a bridge. No.

• 25:02H. Foley?

  Oh, I'm sorry.

• 25:03Speaker 02

  I love baked beans. I didn't know, I never-

• 25:06H. Foley?

  You love baked beans?

• 25:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I love beans. Big bean guy.

• 25:08H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:09H. Foley?

  Look at that, I didn't know that.

• 25:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Been having for a long time. Um, but, to go back to the, the smoke, the, the, the mist-

• 25:16H. Foley?

  Put some salt and cotton in there, it'll clean it up.

• 25:18Speaker 02

  I think you made that up.

• 25:20H. Foley?

  I'm not. Luke, look it up. Rich people put salt- In cotton and they wrap it up and that's

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Why is it, why rich people?

• 25:27H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 25:27Speaker 02

  That sounds like a poor person thing.

• 25:29H. Foley?

  That's their secret.

• 25:31Speaker 02

  That's what keeps them rich.

• 25:32H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:32Speaker 02

  They're not spending, they're not spending monthly fragrance charges.

• 25:35H. Foley?

  Anything on that?

• 25:36Speaker 03

  It does work. I don't see the

• 25:38Speaker 02

  Rich person.

• 25:39Speaker 03

  Levels of wealth, yeah.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, Google doesn't break it down like this? You gotta, you gotta earn over six figures to do it.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  So, I got this dresser and I put my clothes in and then I took, I got out of the shower and I then I was going to sleep, I was watching fucking baby shit off me. And I'm gonna go to bed and I take a shirt out of the dresser and it smells like fucking

• 26:04H. Foley?

  Wood.

• 26:05Speaker 02

  Yeah. And I'm like, I can't sleep, like, it feels like I'm in a coffin or something like that. I got no way, give me the heebie-jeebies. I'm gonna talk about that on Pine Bot.

• 26:14H. Foley?

  Fucking lacquer.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  So, uh, I, I don't, how do you fix that? I can't be the only guy, the only two new dresses I've ever owned in my life.

• 26:23H. Foley?

  You gotta put something in there.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  I know, but so what I did

• 26:25H. Foley?

  Potpourri or something.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  I, first I did baby wipes. That didn't work.

• 26:29H. Foley?

  No.

• 26:30Speaker 02

  Then I did

• 26:30H. Foley?

  That's gonna aggravate it.

• 26:31Speaker 02

  I did. Then I had Clorox wipes, I figure let's

• 26:34H. Foley?

  No, on wood, what are you doing?

• 26:36Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 26:36H. Foley?

  You don't put Clorox on wood. Some Murphy's is what you want for that.

• 26:41Speaker 02

  No, that'd be, that's all over the fucking, that'd be staining my clothes. I mean, a good shine on it.

• 26:47H. Foley?

  Oh, turtle wax.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  I'll definitely not get any, any broads.

• 26:52H. Foley?

  You need to put a potpourri in there.

• 26:53Speaker 02

  Well, you gotta get rid of it. You can't just cover it. You gotta kill it.

• 26:57H. Foley?

  No, you're not gonna kill it. You can't kill wood like that.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  No, so I, I fucking bleached it, then hit it with a heavy, uh, heavy coat of hairspray. Really fu, I, I fucking, it's like I bug manned them.

• 27:09H. Foley?

  Then Aqua Fresh?

• 27:10Speaker 02

  No, I fucking fogged that all up and closed all the drawers, let it marinate in there. Smoke it.

• 27:16H. Foley?

  I was gonna say

• 27:16Speaker 02

  Let it work from the inside, get it, get it on a molecular level.

• 27:19H. Foley?

  You know what Patty always used as a cheap alternative to, uh, air fresheners in the, in the drawers was a bar of soap.

• 27:26Speaker 02

  Good, very good.

• 27:28H. Foley?

  Stick a bar, stick a bar, stick a bar of Irish Spring in there.

• 27:32Speaker 02

  Where were you yesterday? I'm out of fucking, I'm ruining the goddamn ozone layer in the burbs.

• 27:36H. Foley?

  It's at the house.

• 27:38Speaker 02

  Hit me up. I got nothing but, I got nothing but time.

• 27:42H. Foley?

  I'm watching The Patriot.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  It's a double feature.

• 27:47H. Foley?

  Patriot and Pulp Fiction.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  So I did that, so I did the hairspray, that worked pretty well, and then it started, so I did dryer sheets. And I gotta really rub the dryer sheets all out of, get that, get the chemies in it.

• 27:59H. Foley?

  You have it on you now?

• 28:01Speaker 02

  So you wanna smell me?

• 28:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 28:04Speaker 02

  Why am I getting up?

• 28:09H. Foley?

  I smell it a little.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  Do ya?

• 28:11H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 28:12Speaker 02

  No you don't.

• 28:13H. Foley?

  I do.

• 28:13Speaker 02

  Or maybe it's just on me.

• 28:14H. Foley?

  That and hairspray. You sure don't smell, you sure as shit don't smell like a man. It's very floral, whatever it is. What deodorant are you using?

• 28:22Speaker 02

  What? Oh, you smell my deodorant. I use women's deodorant. I'm a freak in the sheets.

• 28:30Speaker 02

  Talk about Barbara Corcoran.

• 28:33Speaker 02

  Uh, alright, enough, enough messing around here.

• 28:37H. Foley?

  Anyway, back to the original question, I don't think it's that bad. I think you roll with it. That you want the house smelling like, now I will say this.

• 28:46Speaker 02

  There's better ways to do it.

• 28:47H. Foley?

  Just as a public service announcement, everybody, they say that shit's no good for you. They say those air fresheners are no good for you. The diffusers, all that stuff, they say it's bad, causes cancer, microplastics. No good.

• 29:01Speaker 02

  I'm getting back on the heaters, what am I doing?

• 29:03H. Foley?

  None of that shit's no good for you.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  Uh, listen, if you're, that means you're going to buy them. If you like had, this is my thing, if you're going out of your way, you gotta get these somewhere unless you had them laying around the house. Buy, just buy the right thing. Don't have your car smelling like a fuck, don't have your house smelling like an Uber.

• 29:19H. Foley?

  What's the right thing, those stickums?

• 29:20Speaker 02

  Remember them? I never understood those.

• 29:23H. Foley?

  Those things, I just cranked those things. Them and the gel ones.

• 29:26Speaker 02

  Oh, no, I'm talking about the ones, we had ones that would go on the wall in the 90s.

• 29:29H. Foley?

  Yeah, they're around.

• 29:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:30H. Foley?

  Yeah, little stick 'em.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  I think we put them in there, they evaporated and we never changed them again. It was in the closet.

• 29:35H. Foley?

  Sure. That and the gel ones, the, the, the, the Christmas tree looking.

• 29:39Speaker 02

  They were big in college. They were 99 cents. Cranked that, you're having some broads over, cranked that open, couple of heaters.

• 29:48H. Foley?

  You ever see one of those when they're all dried out? Like something got sucked off heavy.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  When you nut and she keeps sucking.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Ah, isn't filthy, you fucking dragging me down to your level. I'm trying to have educated espresso martini conversations over here.

• 30:07H. Foley?

  Sunken eyeballs.

• 30:15H. Foley?

  Like they're Raiders of the Lost Ark, got 'em.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  Um, alright, this one's from the last farm hero. First time, long time, $10 homie. Is it garbage to keep a bottle of Fireball in your bathroom cabinet with a note that said, "Call it you snooping, take a shot for when guests come over." That's amazing!

• 30:33H. Foley?

  Call you snooping, take a shot.

• 30:35Speaker 02

  I'm out of vikes, but this'll do. This'll take the edge off. Happy hunting.

• 30:39H. Foley?

  That's great.

• 30:40Speaker 02

  That's amazing. That's fun. That's trashy good time.

• 30:45H. Foley?

  That's knowing your, your, your, your friend group as well.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  That's knowing your clientele.

• 30:48H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 30:49Speaker 02

  That's knowing the foot traffic.

• 30:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 30:51Speaker 02

  Uh, that's a lot, that's really good. That's a good time. I would do, you're having a party.

• 30:55H. Foley?

  You know, be a fun-

• 30:56Speaker 02

  People peer, people poop.

• 30:58H. Foley?

  You know, be a fun thing to do if you had an old bottle of Percocet, just the prescription bottle, and you filled it with like Tylenol or something like that. Put like 20 in there, have a party, see who, see how many are there at the end of the night.

• 31:11Speaker 02

  I get a better, ex lax. Really find out who the culprit was.

• 31:15H. Foley?

  Who's taking it, yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Just shitting in my pants.

• 31:23H. Foley?

  Must eat something.

• 31:26Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see here. Uh, this is from Randy. Uh, $10 Steel Dragon, that's a good one.

• 31:32H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 31:33Speaker 02

  Are you garbage if you eat in your car outside a restaurant, but you have to go back inside for extra condiments? I like to spend my lunch break in the car ripping heaters and listening to podcasts.

• 31:41H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 31:42Speaker 02

  Respect. I picked up a burger and fries from Five Guys, sat down in the car outside, started eating. I ran low on ketchup, had to go back inside, load up on ketchup from the pump, and then finished my meal.

• 31:53H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 31:55H. Foley?

  I mean-

• 31:56Speaker 02

  I can go either way. I mean, it's definitely not the- I can go either way.

• 31:58H. Foley?

  What's the alternative? Sit there and eat fries without ketchup like an asshole?

• 32:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I guess. You're all dol- I just think getting up and getting back in would ruin it for me.

• 32:07H. Foley?

  Once I'm in that situation, once I'm like locked in-

• 32:11Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying, you're locked in. You got stuff on your lap, there's a- there's an ecosystem to where everything's placed. Getting up and getting out ruins the rest of the meal.

• 32:18H. Foley?

  That's like being in the fucking, you know, the shuttle and fucking be, "Ah, hang on a second, I gotta take a leak."

• 32:22Speaker 02

  Forgot my keys or whatever, yeah.

• 32:23H. Foley?

  You gotta unstrap all that shit.

• 32:25Speaker 02

  I agree with you on that. I'm probably not going back in for the second half of it. I'm just, I figured, so I'll put a little bit of Febreeze air freshener on them or something.

• 32:33H. Foley?

  But truth be told, I would be so lazy where I wouldn't do a Five Guys.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  Cause you gotta go in.

• 32:39H. Foley?

  Cause you gotta go in. Once you break that seal of going in, I like a drive-thru. Drive-thru, right around, right in the parking lot. Whoo.

• 32:49Speaker 02

  I gotta be honest with you, I did, um, I'm not a big fast food man, uh, never really have been, was in my younger days, but, um-

• 32:58H. Foley?

  That's crazy, man.

• 33:00Speaker 02

  Uh, I hit a Chick-fil-A the other day.

• 33:06H. Foley?

  Did you?

• 33:06Speaker 02

  And I mean, it's well documented, that's a, that's a good org- that organization is doing right. You know, they're, they're-

• 33:16H. Foley?

  The Lord's work.

• 33:16Speaker 02

  The Mr. Wonderful is overseeing that operation.

• 33:20H. Foley?

  Well, he's involved in Chick-fil-A?

• 33:21Speaker 02

  No, I'm just saying they're that good. I walked into the line with 70,000 cars, and I go, "I'm not dealing with this. Let me get out, I'm just gonna pop in."

• 33:29H. Foley?

  Wow, on a regular day in the burbs, 70,000 cars, or-

• 33:33Speaker 02

  I mean, I might be exaggerating a little bit.

• 33:35H. Foley?

  Big line.

• 33:35Speaker 02

  That's what you did.

• 33:36H. Foley?

  Big line.

• 33:37Speaker 02

  70,000.

• 33:38H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 33:38Speaker 02

  Huge, huge.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  Might have been a weekend, don't really remember, but I've been eating very well. I've been, and I was just like, I'm doing, I'm not really drinking, I'm off the heaters, I'm eating well. The baby's fucking killing me. I need to, I've been thinking about heaters. I'm surprised you're not doing a lot of chocolate. Gummy bears. Gummy bears. I'll put a pack of, put a pack of gummy bears down a day. Rea- a day? I'm off it, I'm off, but the first two weeks, I'd leave, I'd leave, we were in, we were in the apartment. How does that work with the, uh, Manjaro? I figured that would jam me up. That takes a lot of fucking, uh, uh, what's it called? Digestion. Yeah, well, whatever, I don't know. It's like eating plastic. Um, either way, that was my go, so I need fucking, I'm, I'm a man of vices and I have no vices right now. Yes.

• 34:26Speaker 02

  So I get it. That's what it's all about, we're all vices. So, uh... I love a vice. Man. I'm in six of them right now. Head, legs. I am nuts. Each one for the pecker. I counted thirty-one people that I could see working in this place. Thirty-one, I was blown, it was like a fucking... It's a serious operation. It was like a fucking Indonesian sweatshop in there. What's the franchise situation over there? I think they're all individually owned. I think so. I don't know them as franchises. Oh, you mean, so what do you mean individually owned? That is a franchise. I mean, they're all owned by the company, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'd have to buy into the company. I don't, I don't, I don't think it's a publicly traded company. We'd have to move some people with it.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  It's like, they're like Wawa's, I think.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  It's like McDonald's, dude, they own the real estate.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  Oh, they are franchises. Oh, good for them. Shark Tank. There you go. Um, I always thought they were like a privately owned company, um, but, uh, like, they owned everything in-house. But, I mean, listen, I was greeted fifteen times, "Are you waiting? Have you ordered yet?", like, by the runner. You went in? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I went in. Really? Wasn't waiting in that fucking line. Huh, you went in by yourself? Yeah. Wow. Wife stayed in the car. Oh, she was with you? Yeah.

• 35:45H. Foley?

  Kitten Kaboodle, he had the kid with you too?

• 35:46Speaker 02

  Nah, her parents were watching him.

• 35:48H. Foley?

  Nice, what, you guys were running errands?

• 35:50Speaker 02

  Running to the store. And they were like, he was sleeping.

• 35:51H. Foley?

  Running to the store, the grocery store?

• 35:53Speaker 02

  Target, I'm a big Target guy.

• 35:55H. Foley?

  Target?

• 35:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:55H. Foley?

  So you stopped there before Target or after Target?

• 35:57Speaker 02

  Before Target.

• 35:58H. Foley?

  Before Target?

• 35:59Speaker 02

  I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to handle Target knowingly. I had, I had Chick-fil-A.

• 36:02H. Foley?

  Did she get something too?

• 36:03Speaker 02

  She did not.

• 36:04H. Foley?

  No, kidding.

• 36:05Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:05H. Foley?

  Not a lemonade or anything like that?

• 36:07Speaker 02

  No.

• 36:08H. Foley?

  You go in.

• 36:08Speaker 02

  I went in.

• 36:09H. Foley?

  And what'd you get?

• 36:09Speaker 02

  What? I got the...

• 36:11H. Foley?

  You got two. You got two sandwiches.

• 36:13Speaker 02

  No.

• 36:13H. Foley?

  Really? Three.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  Four?

• 36:16H. Foley?

  You got one sandwich and nuggets.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  One sandwich, nuggets, yeah. One sandwich meal and then a nuggy.

• 36:21H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 36:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:22H. Foley?

  I know you.

• 36:23Speaker 02

  No, you didn't. You said I got two sandwiches.

• 36:25H. Foley?

  I was gonna get there. I knew there wasn't one item. You didn't go in and ask for the fucking, uh, the, the Oriental Chicken Salad. Asian Chicken Salad.

• 36:36H. Foley?

  Which is my favorite.

• 36:37Speaker 02

  Um...

• 36:38H. Foley?

  Sesame dressing.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  But it was just one of those things where I'm like, man, I haven't been here in a, the, the last one I was in was they opened up in my, like, around my hometown. This is in high school probably, maybe college I went in. There's one or two in New York that I'll pop in, but it's not as, not as, dude, I walked in, I went, these people, you give them another three, four years, they'll take over the world, this fucking, this Chick-fil-A.

• 36:59H. Foley?

  There's one on Sixth Ave that fucking, it's like a Scientology center.

• 37:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:03H. Foley?

  People are hanging in there.

• 37:04Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:04H. Foley?

  Yeah, alright.

• 37:05Speaker 02

  Uh, but yeah, shout out to, I mean, my mind was blown at that operation they got going on over there.

• 37:11H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 37:12Speaker 02

  Um...

• 37:12H. Foley?

  But I respect the move on the Five Guys. And I, I like the fact you went up and got your shit.

• 37:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, respect it. If you, if it's gonna make your meal better, it's not, I mean, but then, I don't know what Five Guys has. Are you, you're walking out, you're not, he said the pumps, you're walking out with loose ketchup.

• 37:28H. Foley?

  Could be in a napkin, it could be in those little cups.

• 37:29Speaker 02

  If it's in a napkin.

• 37:30H. Foley?

  No way.

• 37:31Speaker 02

  That's a wild...

• 37:31H. Foley?

  I always went napkin. Oh, back in the day, like Wendy's or whatever? But like on the tray.

• 37:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:37H. Foley?

  Yeah, no, yeah.

• 37:37Speaker 02

  You're not taking the, you're not taking the napkin in the car.

• 37:40H. Foley?

  No.

• 37:41Speaker 02

  People do the lid, the soda lid.

• 37:43H. Foley?

  Oof, that's gross.

• 37:46H. Foley?

  And garrote.

• 37:47Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 37:47H. Foley?

  Soda lid?

• 37:48Speaker 02

  I mean, we're splitting hairs here.

• 37:50H. Foley?

  Since we're talking about it.

• 37:52Speaker 02

  Let's get some.

• 37:53H. Foley?

  Since we're talking about it, let's say this.

• 37:56Speaker 02

  Say it.

• 37:57H. Foley?

  Uh, you, in previous times on the road, okay? You got that back on the block door coming up.

• 38:02Speaker 02

  You're calling me out for something, for something. You're gonna air out my dirty laundry.

• 38:07H. Foley?

  No, you just, you happen to sometimes like a McNugget in the middle of the night on the road. Right?

• 38:14Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 38:14H. Foley?

  Is that fair to say? You have gotten McNuggets on the road in the middle of the night. You'll give me that?

• 38:21Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 38:21H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 38:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's not, I, it's not because I like McNuggets, it's because we're in like...

• 38:27H. Foley?

  You don't like McNuggets?

• 38:28Speaker 02

  I'm not ordering them because I like McNuggets, I'm ordering them because it's the only thing available at that time in a smaller market. I can't get a slice of za, the fucking, I can't, you know.

• 38:39H. Foley?

  Gang, let's take a second or a minute to talk about Helix mattresses. Now, you know we're a Helix family, we've been talking about Helix for four years. We love Helix, Kippy's got a Helix, I got a Helix, I got shot down on one last night. Went and whacked off on the couch, but I went back to my Helix to go to sleep because it's the best night's sleep you're ever gonna have. You go over to the site, helix.com, you take a quiz, takes two minutes. How do you sleep? Do you sleep hot? Do you sleep cold? Do you sleep on your back? Are you a bigger guy? Are you a smaller guy? Are you a tall guy? Do you like to cuddle? Whatever you do, when you're in the boudoir, Helix has a mattress for you. Absolute best mattress you're ever gonna have, and probably the last mattress you're ever gonna have, because you're gonna keep going back to Helix, because they're that good.

• 39:21H. Foley?

  So do yourself a favor, go to helix.com/garbage and get the kicker. 27% off, site-wide, for AYG fans. Look at that. Helix.com/garbage for 27% off, site-wide. Helix.com/garbage, do it.

• 39:39Speaker 04

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• 40:09H. Foley?

  Be that as it may, you have McNuggets.

• 40:13H. Foley?

  You get, your preferred dipping sauce is barbecue, correct?

• 40:18H. Foley?

  Or sweet and sour?

• 40:19Speaker 02

  I'm not even a barbecue, I'm not even a sauce man, I'm a dry nug man.

• 40:23H. Foley?

  Is that true?

• 40:23Speaker 02

  It's true.

• 40:24H. Foley?

  Then it doesn't really apply.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  But I will throw in barbecue and I'll dabble one or two, but it takes away from the integrity of the nugget.

• 40:31H. Foley?

  Then it doesn't apply to you. My question, if you were a sauce guy, it's what do you do when you're out of sauce? Do you stop eating the nuggets, or do you raw dog through them?

• 40:38Speaker 02

  If I have a 10-piece nuggy from McDonald's, I'll probably pop open one barabacu and I'll dip two to three nuggets.

• 40:49H. Foley?

  Yeah, but see, you're a dry nugget guy. I need my sauce. Usually when the sauce is done, I'm done. Unfortunately.

• 40:58Speaker 02

  Well, that's sad to hear.

• 41:00H. Foley?

  Same thing with the soda. Soda's gone, it's over.

• 41:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's like, I'm so good at throttling my... I'm seeing moves 10, 10, 10, 16, 10, 12 steps ahead of time.

• 41:13H. Foley?

  I'm not. Sometimes I'll just fucking...

• 41:15Speaker 02

  You get fucking sauce on the brain. Yeah, that's your problem.

• 41:17H. Foley?

  I'll bury the soda and fucking ruin everything.

• 41:19Speaker 02

  One good trick for that?

• 41:21H. Foley?

  Fill a little water.

• 41:22Speaker 02

  No. Remove the straw.

• 41:25H. Foley?

  Oh, I'm always removing that. I love sipping out of the cup.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  I'm not saying you don't, I'm just saying, that's a big novice thing because you take so much more in with those big powerful fucking jowls you got. Sip. Let the ice work as a governor.

• 41:38H. Foley?

  Fucking dizzy Gillespie over here.

• 41:45Speaker 02

  Uh, alright, let's see, this one's, um... This one's from DP Fan, um... $10, $10 homie never had one read, "Are you garbage if as you were a kid, your dad fixed a broken kickstand on your bike with a piece of copper pipe he had laying around? He then spray painted it black so then the, so nobody would steal the copper pipe." That's, that's a tough neighborhood, if you gotta hide a 6-inch piece of copper.

• 42:13Speaker 02

  That is jammed up. Uh, I respect it though.

• 42:19H. Foley?

  Sparks flying out of the bottom of that thing as you're dragging it.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  We were never, uh, kickstands became very corny.

• 42:28H. Foley?

  Off.

• 42:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:29H. Foley?

  Off.

• 42:30Speaker 02

  If you had one, you took it off. It was for children.

• 42:33H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 42:33Speaker 02

  At a certain, after 10, 8 years old, probably, it was like, this is for kids. I'm a guy, I roll up, I ghost ride it, I whatever, you know what I mean?

• 42:42H. Foley?

  Criminalizing your bike at a certain age.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  What do you mean, criminalizing?

• 42:47H. Foley?

  Like, you know, like taking the, the, the front brakes off, or taking off the kickstand, getting, getting it...

• 42:54Speaker 02

  Set of chromies on air?

• 42:55H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 42:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:56H. Foley?

  Getting it nice.

• 42:57Speaker 02

  Outlaw, 1%er.

• 42:58H. Foley?

  Yes, outlawing it.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  Sam Crowe.

• 43:00H. Foley?

  Not street legal.

• 43:01Speaker 02

  Sure, not shit.

• 43:02H. Foley?

  Taking off the kickstand.

• 43:02Speaker 02

  Reflectors gotta go.

• 43:04H. Foley?

  Gone.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  What am I, what, what, what, what am I, a fucking narc?

• 43:07H. Foley?

  The reflectors, the, uh, the foam, the pads.

• 43:11Speaker 02

  But then that kinda came back at a certain age for us, when like, if you got into biking, like bike racing, they had cool ones.

• 43:19H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 43:20Speaker 02

  You know, like Fox or whatever, like, they became branded, it was cool at one point. Fox Racing. Uh, I bought for like, I remember I bought it for like 12 bucks off my buddy, or put it right there. But yeah, I agree with you.

• 43:31H. Foley?

  Wasn't a Fox bike, or whatever?

• 43:32Speaker 02

  No. Poser. I'm over there doing fucking funny hops.

• 43:39H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 43:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, but no, I agree with you there.

• 43:41H. Foley?

  And, and, and adjusting the handlebars. There was this one dirtbag who was a couple of years older that did everybody's bikes in the neighborhood. He was like two houses down from us, the town line. He was scary as shit, but once you were...

• 43:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, they always are.

• 43:54H. Foley?

  Once you were friends with him, he was, he would like, he was like...

• 43:57Speaker 02

  The kid that knew how to work a socket wrench at too, too young of an age?

• 44:00H. Foley?

  Oh, man.

• 44:00Speaker 02

  Hey, hand me the 3/8 bit. You're like, boy, he's got a, got a cig hanging out the side of his mouth.

• 44:05H. Foley?

  Hand him a G.I. Joe.

• 44:06Speaker 02

  You're like, what the fuck? Nah, it's 5/16.

• 44:09H. Foley?

  Yeah, you had to, you had to take your handlebars from this and put them up like that, so you fucking...

• 44:13Speaker 02

  So, we even got to one step...

• 44:16H. Foley?

  Till they stripped and went on you.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  Oh, man. Fucking talk about losing your two front teeth.

• 44:21H. Foley?

  Looking like a bozo in front of the chicks.

• 44:23Speaker 02

  Face plant. Um, that was big, and then at one point too, depending on your level of intri... This happened as you got a little older. We had a buddy who was into biking, like BMX, and we tried, it was like, one summer, we kinda got into it. You would take pipe cutter and cut... You didn't want wide handlebars. That was novice look. Like you couldn't, you couldn't do big tricks. You had to fucking tighten them down for a fucking...

• 44:49H. Foley?

  You got your little tassels on?

• 44:55H. Foley?

  Kippy's on a banana seat.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  You got a sissy bar on there?

• 45:00H. Foley?

  That's a girl's bike. It's a good man.

• 45:07H. Foley?

  Were you a beach cruiser family?

• 45:09Speaker 02

  Uh, down the shore.

• 45:11H. Foley?

  I hated those things.

• 45:12Speaker 02

  We had two. One, not me. My aunt and uncle had, and their family-

• 45:16H. Foley?

  They're like 700 pounds, man.

• 45:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you could, they were good for us.

• 45:20H. Foley?

  It's like trying to ride a rancor.

• 45:24Speaker 02

  Is that a military, like, it's a Star Wars- Oh my god. Even worse. You're stealing fucking intergalactic valor.

• 45:32H. Foley?

  He's not in the military. He was an animal. He was a beast. A rancor monster.

• 45:38Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm sorry, okay.

• 45:40H. Foley?

  Tough to, he was tough to ride.

• 45:43H. Foley?

  You had to like mind meld-

• 45:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, but they weren't riding them recreationally. They were riding them to battle.

• 45:47H. Foley?

  Not in war, no.

• 45:48Speaker 02

  Not once?

• 45:49H. Foley?

  No. I mean, they did it in battle, but not in a military sense. No, they weren't using them like that. I was not stealing valor. Jabba the Hutt had one, if that makes any sense.

• 46:00Speaker 02

  Case in point. Not making a good case-

• 46:02H. Foley?

  It was not a military operation. He was a gangster.

• 46:03Speaker 03

  Rancors are ridden and fought alongside Jedi in battle.

• 46:07H. Foley?

  No, they're not. That's a lie.

• 46:10Speaker 02

  Who do I believe? Google or the guy who lies about everything?

• 46:13H. Foley?

  That's not Google.

• 46:13Speaker 03

  It's Google, baby.

• 46:14H. Foley?

  Not with Jedi. Jedi wouldn't ride them. Jedi wouldn't be caught dead or-

• 46:18Speaker 03

  Said to fought alongside Jedi.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  A Jedi of my stature would never-

• 46:25Speaker 02

  He tried, he tried, well, yeah, he tried to fucking pick up Luke from across the room. Shut up, please!

• 46:31H. Foley?

  Must have been in the old days.

• 46:33Speaker 02

  Before I was banging. Old timers.

• 46:37H. Foley?

  Yoda was a teenager.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  So, uh, what was I saying?

• 46:40H. Foley?

  Something stupid?

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Uh, the beach cruisers, there we had two, not we, my aunt and uncle, my cousin got them. They would spend their summers down the shore. In that old fucking sea isle house. And there was, there'd be 50 kids, so we would fucking- My one older cousin had one and they would ride on the handlebars. That was like cool guy shit though. There was no modification in those things. No, that was like driving a fucking, that was like driving an Oldsmobile. Those things were fucking heavy. Hated it. Uh, I was never allowed to ride it. I was too young. Weight limit? Kid's head's too big, center of gravity's off. Um. Break the boardwalk. Yeah, they were like, that was, that was big. I remember Flip had a beach cruiser, our first.

• 47:26Speaker 02

  We lived at Temple. We lived at Seventeenth and Edgley, on Edgley. Seventeen, sixteen Edgley Street. Bad neighborhood. Sure. Bad. Real bad. And, uh, Flip was like, I'm gonna be riding, cause we were off camp, technically off campus. Flip's like, you know, I'm gonna be riding my, I'm bringing my beach cruiser up from Wildwood. I'm gonna be fucking riding to class. Shot the first day. Dude. And the, I mean, the first week he was riding, he was riding to class through a bad neighborhood. And everybody was going, how much do you want for that bike? Let me buy that bike off you. And I was like, you better get what you can now because

• 48:07Speaker 02

  by the, by the end of the week, that bike ain't gonna be yours, big dog. That price starts dropping. It's a buyer's market. I'm like, I'm like, buddy, you better, you get that thing back to Wildwood. It don't belong in fucking North Philadelphia. Then it got stolen? He was chained up out front. Where? At the house? At the house. Come on. With like a rinky dink. Sweet kid from the suburbs. I know. Fucking Wildwood Crest. Has anyone seen my bike? Has anybody seen my beach cruiser? It was my father's beach cruiser. Dude, they fucking ganked this thing. Excuse me, sir, I believe that's my bicycle. It was like Debo came and fucking took that shit.

• 48:50Speaker 02

  I wanna ride Flip's bike. Shout out to Debo.

• 48:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, they got that. He was devastated. I remember everybody going, "What the fuck did you think was..." Dude, the whole... He rode down-

• 49:04H. Foley?

  How dare they?

• 49:05Speaker 02

  He rode down the street and the whole neighborhood was like, "That's a nice bike." And they fucking-

• 49:12H. Foley?

  Riding down like Pee-wee Herman.

• 49:16H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody!

• 49:17Speaker 02

  He fucking got his feet off the side and shit.

• 49:20H. Foley?

  He's waving to people and shit like that.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  Riding side saddle, showing off all these tricks. This thing practically drives itself!

• 49:27H. Foley?

  I'm off to class! What are you guys majored in?

• 49:32H. Foley?

  Well, I'll see you in the caf at the pep rally.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  Down at the quad. Ah, very funny. Yeah, he got God, dude.

• 49:41H. Foley?

  Switchblade, do you have classes today?

• 49:43Speaker 02

  Hey, Ice Pick. Well, I see you in history. Yeah, that was a... I mean, that was like, that was a proper-

• 49:49H. Foley?

  I'd like to purchase your finest dine bag, please. Is my bike okay outside while we do business?

• 49:56Speaker 02

  I assume it's safe for me to leave my... My sweet ride out front, my chariot.

• 50:04H. Foley?

  Ah, the alleyway. Excellent. I'll meet you there.

• 50:07Speaker 02

  He's... He's saying it's sundown, sure.

• 50:12Speaker 02

  Odd time to conduct business, but...

• 50:14H. Foley?

  What's with the baseball bat? Are we playing a game?

• 50:20H. Foley?

  Empty my pockets, huh? You know where we're going with this.

• 50:24Speaker 02

  I was loving it.

• 50:27Speaker 02

  Ba-da-ba-ba-ba! Ah, Flip was... Dude, Flip got mugged so many times.

• 50:34Speaker 02

  So many times, dude. It was crazy. Flip was constantly getting hit. Just wake up, his fucking face, he'd have a black eye, like, "What happened?" He's like, "Ah, standing next to the wrong..." He was always... Flip was always at the wrong place at the wrong time.

• 50:49H. Foley?

  Fucking pretty blond-headed kid, sure, dude. Fancy ass bike.

• 50:55Speaker 02

  You got with that bike, pretty boy.

• 50:57H. Foley?

  Bitch.

• 50:59H. Foley?

  Poor Flip. Flip's got a nasty side to him though.

• 51:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:04H. Foley?

  A tough side to him.

• 51:05Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 51:05H. Foley?

  I saw him yell at that homeless guy at the casino. That was stealing chips.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  Stealing his money.

• 51:10H. Foley?

  Yeah. He fucking lost it. I was like, damn. Turned me on a little bit.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  That was one of my all-time blunders of reading the situation.

• 51:19H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 51:19Speaker 02

  We were trying.

• 51:20H. Foley?

  You mean the guy that was foaming at the mouth stealing chips?

• 51:23Speaker 02

  It was in actual. What casino were we? Not a good casino.

• 51:28H. Foley?

  We were at the Tropicana in the AC.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  At the Trop in the AC on like the first floor, like, we were like right by the door.

• 51:34H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 51:35Speaker 02

  And we're gambling with Flip. It was after a show or something.

• 51:38H. Foley?

  It was after a show.

• 51:40Speaker 02

  What show was that?

• 51:41H. Foley?

  We did something at the Tropicana. This is, I think, pre-AYG. Probably 2019.

• 51:47Speaker 02

  No, would this, would this had to be, would this been our first AYG show at the Trop in that celebrity theater?

• 51:54H. Foley?

  Yes, that would make sense.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, that makes sense. And then we went to that Irish bar. We drank there.

• 51:58H. Foley?

  Got all fucked up.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  And then came back and we were staying, I guess we were staying there or whatever. That makes sense. Um, there was a homeless man.

• 52:04H. Foley?

  We were with Big Kevin Court, I believe.

• 52:06Speaker 02

  At the bar?

• 52:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:07Speaker 02

  But I remember Big Gay, it was me, you, Flip and Big Gay Ant.

• 52:10H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:11Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 52:12H. Foley?

  Yeah. And I told you guys we should get out of there. It was a bad scene. But yous all had that look in your eye. That was the first, that was the first time you saw me turn into a pussy in a casino.

• 52:22Speaker 02

  It wouldn't be the last.

• 52:23H. Foley?

  No.

• 52:24Speaker 02

  Um.

• 52:25H. Foley?

  Cause I read the situation. Guy's fucking foaming at the mouth. He's got no shirt on. They're letting him play at the fucking table.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  It was insane that they were letting him play. And.

• 52:34H. Foley?

  He got it in the end though.

• 52:36Speaker 02

  He kept, oh, they fucked him up. Dude, it was like something out of casino. They zapped him with the prod, with the cattle prod.

• 52:42H. Foley?

  Yeah, after they had had enough of him. And they were real professional about it. They took him away.

• 52:48Speaker 02

  So he was winning. So Flip was winning.

• 52:50H. Foley?

  The homeless guy?

• 52:51Speaker 02

  No, Flip was winning. The homeless guy kept moving his bets around. We were playing roulette. He kept moving the bet. Real frantic movement. Smooth talking. We were, you know, it was one of like a con man where he's like. He creates enough of a distraction, but not too distracting where you're like, you know what I mean? Like, that is like an art, you know what I mean? Where you're like, oh, give me, let me break that 20, let me get five bat, like that kind of thing. Yeah. Bamboozles you real quick. And Flip kept winning and he would take the, they would put the money behind Flip's bet and he would take that money. And Flip be like, that's the third time this guy, this is my money and like whatever. And I remember being like, they would catch this, Flip was complaining about it for like a half hour. I'm like, there's no way this guy's just stealing your money, he was a proper homeless man though. Proper. Proper homeless man. Foam in his, white foam all around his mouth.

• 53:36Speaker 02

  No shirt on, I don't think, right? Or like the shirt was over his shoulder. Yeah. And then finally, we were like, he's stealing the mon, like once I was finally convinced, we're like, he, we're like, this is nuts. I believe he took Flip's bike too. Let me get my beach cruiser and get on out of here. He rode around the casino on a beach cruiser.

• 53:55Speaker 02

  But then as we were leaving, we saw them around the corner, there was like fucking 12 of them. Plane closed and then like, there was like county sheriffs, like it was every department. They were beating the shit out of this guy. They were trying to get away, they were like, stop resisting. Everybody, I mean, it was like, rent a cops, everybody was in there. Yeah, those guys don't fuck around down here. No, that was tough. Yeah, tough scene. But this weekend, Atlantic City, baby, at the Borgata, maybe a few tickets left, doubtful. Never been to the Borgata. I've been once, my boy Ryan got us thrown out, he was too, we don't have a good, my boy was banned for like. That's the old stomping ground of my Aunt Colleen, she used to run that joint. The Borgata. Yeah, I loved the Borgata.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  Um. Spent a little money around down here, my Aunt Col, classy broad. I only been once, I drank at, they have like a circle bar, I drank there for a bachelor party, we went down. Ryan got too blacked out and got us kicked out of there right away, I had to go back and pick him up. Diesel? No, my other boy, Ryan, had to go pick him up, he was blacked, it was, it was one of those where like, our first bachelor parties. Mm-hmm. Right? Yeah. It's like 26 maybe. He had had a kid early, so he was like off the grid, and then this was like, "We're going down for the weekend."

• 55:14H. Foley?

  I was always bad in those situations.

• 55:15Speaker 02

  He blacked out at like, "Oh, we'll meet up at this bar, have a couple of beers." He was fucking lights out. I had to go back and pick him up from the Borgata cops.

• 55:25H. Foley?

  I was always so bad in those situations, man. The more like pressure, the more big of a night it was, I'd always lunch it. Wouldn't be ready, be jonesing the whole night, drinking was never enough, never had our shit together.

• 55:39Speaker 02

  It was...

• 55:40H. Foley?

  And if I was all situated, I'd be, you know, shifting around, shady.

• 55:44Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 55:45H. Foley?

  Yeah, never good.

• 55:46Speaker 02

  I know the vibes.

• 55:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  Um, I, uh, that one was a real mix of the brother-in-law. The in-law side of the wife's family had some older gentleman attend.

• 55:59H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:00Speaker 02

  Which didn't...

• 56:01H. Foley?

  They could fuck it up.

• 56:02Speaker 02

  They, well, I mean, it was, so it was like two or three of them, and then all of us.

• 56:05H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 56:06Speaker 02

  And I'm talking. Pat, I'm talking like heavy bike bozos.

• 56:10H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 56:11Speaker 02

  In our prime.

• 56:12H. Foley?

  When there's a guy at the bachelor party that's not like tight with everybody, maybe it's like the brother or the bride or something like that. He's usually the dickhead that's like ordering heavy at dinner, not, you know, like not, not, you know, paying his whatever.

• 56:26Speaker 02

  He didn't love the fact that he was with all of us, and how loosey-goosey we were with, you know, social etiquette and...

• 56:33H. Foley?

  Oh, okay.

• 56:34Speaker 02

  Narcotics, to say the least. And I remember we took a limo. And listen, I call balls and strikes. Pat, on the other hand, is a little lackadaisical with, he was, he still is, with so certain social norms. We took a limo, because that was all that could take up, there was like 12 of us or whatever, and... We took a limo and Pat got in smoking a cig into the limo. But we were first, so we were all the way down the barrel.

• 57:06H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 57:06Speaker 02

  So there's no windows.

• 57:07H. Foley?

  Mmm.

• 57:08Speaker 02

  Which, everybody our age is like, "Well, whatever." You know, most of us smoked and it was what it was. But man, I remember this guy screaming at Pat for... I mean, we-

• 57:19H. Foley?

  Was it the limo driver or the brother?

• 57:20Speaker 02

  No, the brother.

• 57:21H. Foley?

  This fucking problem.

• 57:22Speaker 02

  I mean, we're essentially hotboxing a fucking... Hotboxing cigs in a limo on an eight-minute car ride. You give... Put this thing out.

• 57:29H. Foley?

  That's a party.

• 57:30Speaker 02

  I don't disagree, I do see the gentleman's point, though.

• 57:34H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 57:34Speaker 02

  And I mean-

• 57:35H. Foley?

  Sounds like a real bitch to me.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  From then on, that was down, they were just...

• 57:39H. Foley?

  Nipping at each other?

• 57:41Speaker 02

  That guy went home early and fell asleep, and Pat's stuff was in that room, so Pat went in the room and I think was like, got into bed with him or something. It was a fucking...

• 57:53Speaker 02

  I assume on some sort of dare. Uh, yeah.

• 57:56H. Foley?

  Talking shit in that limo.

• 57:57Speaker 02

  And Pat smoking in the room. Blowing his face when he's sleeping. Yeah, it was just very, uh... We don't mix well, we didn't mix well with others at a certain age.

• 58:06H. Foley?

  Sure, I don't mix well now.

• 58:07Speaker 02

  Sure. Uh, alright, this one's from Jeff. Uh, "Is it garbage if your dad's idea of a vacation is inviting you to a nudist cruise with your stepmom?"

• 58:16H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 58:17Speaker 02

  "P.S. My stepmom left my dad for a guy they had a three-way with."

• 58:21H. Foley?

  Jesus, dude.

• 58:23Speaker 02

  That's in... Why would you ever...

• 58:25H. Foley?

  That's creepy. Freaky.

• 58:30Speaker 02

  I'm interested, I'm listening.

• 58:31H. Foley?

  I mean, you take the dad out of the situation, if it was just him and the stepmom on a nudist cruise, alright.

• 58:36Speaker 02

  The brother, the son?

• 58:38H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 58:39Speaker 02

  Uh, any, first of all, most of these nudist people aren't the nu... From what I learned from Real Sex, aren't the ones-

• 58:45H. Foley?

  You wanna see naked.

• 58:46Speaker 02

  You wanna see naked.

• 58:47H. Foley?

  It's like me walking around.

• 58:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:49H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 58:49Speaker 02

  Which, hey, to each their own, all of that, but it's not like... They don't do it as a sexy thing. It's like a freeing, it's a liberating thing.

• 58:56H. Foley?

  People say that, but it is.

• 58:57Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 58:57H. Foley?

  Come on. It's all about sex. Everything's about sex. What are you talking about? You drinking that soda's about sex.

• 59:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 59:05H. Foley?

  Turn to me.

• 59:06Speaker 02

  Look over your naked. Ball bag out.

• 59:08H. Foley?

  That's wild.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean that-

• 59:10H. Foley?

  How the fuck would he know his dad had a threesome either?

• 59:13Speaker 02

  I mean, I think if your dad's inviting you to a nudist cruise, you're a little... You're a little laissez-faire with the, uh, taboo.

• 59:18H. Foley?

  Wonder what the stepmom looked like?

• 59:21Speaker 02

  Probably like a stepmom.

• 59:23H. Foley?

  Hot.

• 59:24Speaker 02

  No.

• 59:24H. Foley?

  No?

• 59:25Speaker 02

  I can see the hair.

• 59:26H. Foley?

  What hair?

• 59:28Speaker 02

  The 90's stepmom hair. That's what, you know.

• 59:31H. Foley?

  A nudist cruise. They have those. Those still going on?

• 59:36Speaker 03

  I know they're swinger cruises. Those are big on Instagram.

• 59:38H. Foley?

  Really?

• 59:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:40H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 59:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean like, if you're, if you're, uh, you know, your idea of entertainment is, you know, swapping, why not just go on a cruise? You get to hang by the pool, you see the bikinis, the banana hammocks, the hoagie crushers.

• 59:55H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 59:56Speaker 03

  Nudist cruises are still banging.

• 59:58Speaker 02

  What's that go for? And how long?

• 1:00:01Speaker 03

  It's by bare, it's by bare necessities travel. Let me find you a... Let me find you something.

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  That's pretty good.

• 1:00:08H. Foley?

  That ain't Norwegian, I'll tell you that.

• 1:00:11Speaker 02

  SS hard on. SS freak-a-lik.

• 1:00:17H. Foley?

  Could I go on something like that? A swingers cruise?

• 1:00:21H. Foley?

  You gotta have a chick though, right?

• 1:00:23Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:00:24H. Foley?

  No one's looking for me cruising around.

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  I think they do, yeah.

• 1:00:27H. Foley?

  What are they gonna do with me?

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  You're what they call, um, a cuck. No, kidding.

• 1:00:32H. Foley?

  Sure. I like to watch.

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  No, uh, yeah, I think they look for, cause there was like that Tinder for threesomes where they, they look for like a bull or something they call it. They look for the...

• 1:00:42H. Foley?

  I'm no bull.

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  Rooms are starting around...

• 1:00:45H. Foley?

  I'm a lamb, baby.

• 1:00:47Speaker 02

  Tender. It's be severe.

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  Starting around 2022, 200.

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  How long?

• 1:00:53Speaker 03

  I think it's, uh, let's say a five day cruise.

• 1:00:57H. Foley?

  Find that next Patreon goal, huh?

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  Do they, do they encourage solo fat gentlemen?

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  With weird sexual...

• 1:01:05H. Foley?

  And what's the buffet situation? I can't be eating naked.

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  Talking about going back for ketchup. Yikes.

• 1:01:14H. Foley?

  Yeah, I can't be, I'd have to, I'd have to, I'd have to have a stiffy the whole time.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  That's weirder.

• 1:01:19H. Foley?

  I can't be showing my true colors.

• 1:01:21Speaker 02

  I think if you're the only guy hard in line for the.

• 1:01:23H. Foley?

  Talk about stolen valor.

• 1:01:25Speaker 02

  This guy really likes prime rib.

• 1:01:26Speaker 03

  It's an 11 day adventure.

• 1:01:27H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 1:01:29Speaker 02

  That's too long.

• 1:01:29H. Foley?

  That's a lot of cum.

• 1:01:32Speaker 02

  Does it say what boat?

• 1:01:34Speaker 03

  Uh, let me, Norwegian Pearl.

• 1:01:37Speaker 02

  That's the one we've, that's the, that's the fucking cruise we were on. That was the one we were gonna.

• 1:01:41H. Foley?

  No kidding, man, they use that for everything.

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  Man, I ain't never sitting down on nothing.

• 1:01:48H. Foley?

  I wonder what they do, how, how does the staff work with that?

• 1:01:51Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:01:52H. Foley?

  The staff has to see that, deal with that? Maybe it's not naked everywhere.

• 1:01:56Speaker 02

  Well, get the rules on that.

• 1:01:58H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:00Speaker 03

  I think it's whatever you want.

• 1:02:01Speaker 02

  I can book a couple of tickets.

• 1:02:03H. Foley?

  Couple of available dates.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  Are they leaving this weekend, bon voyage?

• 1:02:07H. Foley?

  What's Expedia saying?

• 1:02:09Speaker 03

  It's whatever you feel comfortable with.

• 1:02:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think you can.

• 1:02:12H. Foley?

  Well, I wonder what, what do they do with the staff, though?

• 1:02:15Speaker 03

  I think the staff is.

• 1:02:16H. Foley?

  I'm sure they're clothed.

• 1:02:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, listen, I, I, I.

• 1:02:19H. Foley?

  But as a, they have to, they gotta give you a heads up on that. Hey, by the way, this weekend's to freak.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  I'm sure they do.

• 1:02:25H. Foley?

  This weekend's to freak off on the shore.

• 1:02:28Speaker 03

  They do that.

• 1:02:30H. Foley?

  Right? They gotta let you know.

• 1:02:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, they, I'm sure, yeah, the staff, listen, this, that's, that staff tends to be from very third world countries. They're not picking them up, you know, from like Greensboro, Alabama, or whatever. They're like, from like Jakarta. I think, as sad as it is.

• 1:02:48H. Foley?

  What are you saying? They play ball?

• 1:02:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, they go, alright, I'll deal with the fucking, they also got that, they got the heavy metal cruise, they got the impractical jokers. That's probably not their worst weekend.

• 1:02:57H. Foley?

  How do you do that?

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  Imagine fucking.

• 1:02:58H. Foley?

  How do you do that sanitarily? Like, like you're going to the buffet, you're sitting on the chair with it, with your naked ass? Which probably had something in it, not that long ago?

• 1:03:06Speaker 02

  I don't think your clothes, I don't think your, your swimsuit ass is much better.

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  The self-serve buffet is a clothes-free area.

• 1:03:13Speaker 02

  Clothes-free?

• 1:03:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:14H. Foley?

  You mean, no clothes?

• 1:03:15Speaker 03

  No clothes.

• 1:03:16H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 1:03:16Speaker 03

  Lingerie-

• 1:03:17Speaker 02

  The restaurants, probably.

• 1:03:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, the restaurants, yes. Lingerie-

• 1:03:21H. Foley?

  Restaurant what? Clothes-free?

• 1:03:23Speaker 03

  No, restaurants clothes.

• 1:03:24H. Foley?

  Okay. What's the, you said something about lingerie?

• 1:03:26Speaker 03

  Lingerie, fetish wear, and excessive genital jewelry are not appropriate at any time.

• 1:03:30Speaker 02

  I'm out. Genital jewelry?

• 1:03:33H. Foley?

  What's genital jewelry? Like, bedazzling up the, the nuts?

• 1:03:37Speaker 03

  Please sit on a towel at all times while nude.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  Oh, there you go.

• 1:03:40H. Foley?

  Please sit on a towel while nude, okay.

• 1:03:41Speaker 02

  There's, there's a fucking, there's a, there's a set of rules here, these people aren't animals.

• 1:03:45H. Foley?

  There's probably like, two hot couples on that. The rest are fucking-

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  See, if you get pics, bare necessities-

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  The pics on the website?

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  Are pretty- Yeah, port-

• 1:03:53H. Foley?

  Real? Yeah, that only looks walking around.

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  No, it's me and him.

• 1:03:56Speaker 03

  Let me see, I have Instagram.

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  Tag-team two other dudes.

• 1:04:01Speaker 02

  So, what do you guys do for a living?

• 1:04:03H. Foley?

  Penoculus and an awkward sunburn.

• 1:04:05Speaker 02

  What street did you grow up on, we're just doing, fucking? Bad crowd work with them?

• 1:04:09H. Foley?

  Woo!

• 1:04:09Speaker 02

  Ah, huh, okay, alright.

• 1:04:12H. Foley?

  Would you do that with me?

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:04:14H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:04:14Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:04:17Speaker 02

  Took a shot. You wouldn't do it with me.

• 1:04:21H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 1:04:22Speaker 02

  If I was like, alright, let's go, you wouldn't do it.

• 1:04:25H. Foley?

  We're not hook-

• 1:04:25Speaker 02

  I can't get you to grab a beer with me sometimes.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  Let alone fucking-

• 1:04:31H. Foley?

  I'm gonna see some hog.

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  Man, that Norwegian pearl gets around. That's what they do, like the cannibal corpse on the headbanger's ball, the-

• 1:04:41H. Foley?

  Dirty little bird.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:04:43H. Foley?

  Dirty little bird. I like it.

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  Very clean ship, though, I have to give them that.

• 1:04:47H. Foley?

  Great time.

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  Uh, but we gotta wrap it up, guys.

• 1:04:50H. Foley?

  Hey, look at that!

• 1:04:50Speaker 03

  Just some quick reviews on the people.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, hit me.

• 1:04:53Speaker 03

  The, there were a lot of large people.

• 1:04:55Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 1:04:56Speaker 03

  The crowd tended to be older, and people more comfortable being nude later in life.

• 1:05:00Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 1:05:01H. Foley?

  That's me.

• 1:05:02Speaker 03

  The breakdown by numbers, by a Reddit user, is 20% attractive, 20% average, and 60% unattractive.

• 1:05:08Speaker 02

  That's about the cross-section of the world, though.

• 1:05:11H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? That's, that's like if you go to the, that's like if you're going to a fucking, a Phillies game.

• 1:05:16H. Foley?

  Can I just wear a top?

• 1:05:20Speaker 03

  Pooh Bear it.

• 1:05:23H. Foley?

  Gang, we'll see you down Atlantic City this weekend.

• 1:05:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:26H. Foley?

  Everybody keep their clothes on.

• 1:05:27Speaker 02

  Or don't.

• 1:05:28H. Foley?

  Or don't, whatever you wanna do.

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:30H. Foley?

  We love ya, we'll see ya down there, we'll see ya next week. Peace!