Pretty Little Episode #46

Mae and Tig answer your urgent questions about famous friends and what kind of lunatic likes to sit in the middle seat of an airplane, on another perfectly Pretty Little Episode! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterSubmit questions to speakpipe.com/handsomepod http://speakpipe.com/handsomepodFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 1:38Fortune Feimster?

  Handsome. Chat with friends on the handsome part. Chat with friends on the handsome part. Pretty little episode.

• 1:51Tig Notaro?

  Hello, it is your dear friend Tig Notaro, sitting here with my co-host.

• 1:58Mae Martin?

  Your other dear friend, Mavis Martin.

• 2:01Tig Notaro?

  Hello, Mavis Martin. How are you?

• 2:04Mae Martin?

  I'm well, actually. I just got back from the desert.

• 2:07Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 2:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 2:08Tig Notaro?

  What was going on?

• 2:10Mae Martin?

  Like, minutes ago. I feel like a new person. Like, I feel like I got some sun. I slept in a dome.

• 2:17Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah, you texted me a picture of the dome. Did you get, when you were in the sun, did you get nut brown?

• 2:24Mae Martin?

  I got, I immediately started peeling, like, my nose started peeling. I'm just, I don't really go nut brown, but this dome, I feel like we all gotta get one. For the pod, maybe? It's like a clear dome.

• 2:40Tig Notaro?

  Put it on the list, Thomas.

• 2:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah, should I have a pod for the, pod for the pod? It was pretty amazing. I was, like, I fell asleep looking at the stars through this clear dome, and it was a new moon, so the stars were super bright, but then, like, as soon as the sun comes up, it gets really fucking hot. Yeah, you cook. And then I stepped on a lizard with my bare foot.

• 3:02Tig Notaro?

  Oh, did it die?

• 3:04Mae Martin?

  I felt a squishy feeling, and then

• 3:06Tig Notaro?

  It died.

• 3:07Mae Martin?

  It kind of waddled away, but I think it might die soon. Yeah, I think it might die soon.

• 3:14Tig Notaro?

  May, that's, that's really bad news. How big of a lizard?

• 3:19Mae Martin?

  Like, a gecko little guy. Oh, God, it was awful. I feel like I've been, in, like, grade five, I stepped on a snail, and I've been holding on to it ever since, like, feeling guilty.

• 3:31Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 3:31Mae Martin?

  How are you? What's going on with you?

• 3:33Tig Notaro?

  I was okay until you told me about the lizard.

• 3:36Mae Martin?

  I'm so sorry. It's a horrible image.

• 3:39Tig Notaro?

  Um, what was that that you just lifted? A jug of water?

• 3:43Mae Martin?

  Thanks for asking. I'm gonna drink this whole jug. I feel like I gotta hydrate from the inside out. After the desert, I'm really parched.

• 3:51Tig Notaro?

  When did you get started?

• 3:52Mae Martin?

  Yesterday, and I've only made a small dent.

• 3:57Mae Martin?

  Giant thing, yeah.

• 3:59Tig Notaro?

  You're not planning on drinking that whole thing today, are you?

• 4:02Mae Martin?

  I am, actually. Is that too, am I gonna drown?

• 4:05Tig Notaro?

  I don't know. I just, maybe it's because I'm older than you, but I would be um getting up a bunch in the night. But you stay up later than I do, I think.

• 4:16Mae Martin?

  Yeah, but I definitely get up to pee as well. But I also bought this stuff that you add to water to make it taste better, and it's basically sugar.

• 4:24Tig Notaro?

  Taste, what, what do you mean taste better? You don't like the taste of water?

• 4:29Mae Martin?

  I, I do, but I'm gonna drink it more if it's a little, if it has the qualities of a juice. Oh, you got a glass of water there?

• 4:36Tig Notaro?

  Yes, I do. And um when Stephanie and I went to Mississippi to visit my family, one time, um, my cousin was drinking a large, you know, whatever. It wasn't a jug, but like, you know, those big things.

• 4:54Mae Martin?

  Big, yeah.

• 4:55Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that, that can go in the cup holder, but it's like a super, super big gulp.

• 5:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 5:01Tig Notaro?

  Reusable. She said, or Stephanie said, what are you drinking? And she said, water. I've been trying to um drink more water. And Stephanie was like, oh, okay, that's good. And she goes, yeah, I just throw some Skittles in there.

• 5:16Mae Martin?

  No.

• 5:18Mae Martin?

  You're kidding me.

• 5:19Tig Notaro?

  I'm not kidding you. She throws Skittles into her water to make it taste better. So I should probably let her know about whatever it is that you're having, so she's not drinking Skittle water.

• 5:32Mae Martin?

  I, I so can taste in my mouth what that tastes like, Skittle water. Oh, my god. I used to put them in Coca-Cola when I was a kid, and they kind of fizz.

• 5:43Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 5:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, it's pretty fun.

• 5:46Tig Notaro?

  I like Skittles, I have to say.

• 5:48Mae Martin?

  Love a Skittle. Taste the rainbow.

• 5:50Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I guess they're like. Really bad for you.

• 5:54Mae Martin?

  Are they?

• 5:55Tig Notaro?

  Apparently, apparently, there's some of the worst that you, oh, I don't need to go in and like bash anybody's company. But anyway, um, even though they're really bad for you, my cousin uses them to make herself healthier.

• 6:11Mae Martin?

  So I thought it works so soon. Whatever gets you through the day, whatever gets that water into your bod. My parents only drink wine and coffee, really. They don't.

• 6:19Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 6:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah, they don't really drink water, but they're, they're trying. And one of the things that they did to help themselves try is they squeezed a bunch of limes and added sugar. And like cooked it down into a kind of serum syrup and they made their own like lime cordial that they mix with, with water to try to get some water down them.

• 6:40Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 6:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 6:41Tig Notaro?

  Now I want to go back to this dome you were sleeping in.

• 6:45Mae Martin?

  Thanks.

• 6:46Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 6:47Mae Martin?

  I forgot we moved on from that too fast.

• 6:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, it's glass?

• 6:52Mae Martin?

  I guess.

• 6:53Tig Notaro?

  Or plastic or?

• 6:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah, like perspex or something like some kind of plastic. Yeah, very, you feel really exposed. Um, like I rented an Airbnb and then the dome was in the backyard. So my friends slept in the beds and I slept in the dome.

• 7:08Tig Notaro?

  And is the dome, what is it for? Is it, what is it?

• 7:11Mae Martin?

  Looking at the stars, sleeping.

• 7:14Tig Notaro?

  Really?

• 7:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 7:15Tig Notaro?

  So it is specifically something to go out and sleep in? You don't live in it?

• 7:21Mae Martin?

  No, you would cook, I think. You, you would just bake.

• 7:25Tig Notaro?

  And you have to get up early, obviously.

• 7:27Mae Martin?

  You, oh man, it was nice though. Like you get it, the sun comes up and it, you know, like I didn't set my alarm. I just let the sun wake me up on my face and then you feel like you're, yeah, in the elements, but you're not, you're safe and sound, safe from all scorpions and.

• 7:43Tig Notaro?

  And do they have a bed set up in there? You had to bring your sleeping bag.

• 7:46Mae Martin?

  No, beautiful big bed, electricity, little desk. Yeah.

• 7:51Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 7:53Mae Martin?

  I was thinking I gotta get a dome for my, for my place, like in the backyard. And then I thought if I get a dome before I get my driver's license, that's so LA. Like I can't, I gotta just learn to drive. I can't be buying domes.

• 8:05Tig Notaro?

  What about a dome on wheels?

• 8:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 8:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 8:10Mae Martin?

  That would be cool. It would look like little tortoises going around.

• 8:13Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, but you can only drive at night.

• 8:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:18Tig Notaro?

  Um, yeah, that was really cool. And now that you're explaining what it was, because you were like, oh, I slept in this last night. And I was like, oh, okay, that's cool. But I was also like, what is this? What I don't, I have more questions, but I guess I'll leave it for the podcast.

• 8:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 8:33Tig Notaro?

  But now that I know, it's very appealing to me.

• 8:36Mae Martin?

  Because I'm not, are you much of a camper? I'm not much of a camper.

• 8:39Tig Notaro?

  I used to camp more. Um, I was in a relationship once with somebody that really liked to camp. And so we went and did that. But Stephanie is not a camper.

• 8:50Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 8:51Tig Notaro?

  Uh, however, when we were in Ojai, apparently she had a conversation with Emily Salyers from the Indigo Girls. And about camping, Emily was like, we should all go camping or something like that. And Stephanie was like, eh. And then it turned into glamping.

• 9:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's what, yeah. I mean, that's pretty much what the domes are. It's glamping. It's, I, I think that's more our speed.

• 9:14Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 9:15Mae Martin?

  I should be a little, I'm a Canadian, like, I should be camping, but.

• 9:19Tig Notaro?

  You really should. You should be camping. What are you doing here right now?

• 9:23Mae Martin?

  I know. Why am I not in a tent? I listen to too much true crime and also I don't have all the gear.

• 9:30Tig Notaro?

  Oh, were you scared in the, in the dome?

• 9:33Mae Martin?

  I was a little scared in the dome. Yeah. Because imagine if you woke up and there was just someone pressed against the glass, looking in at you like you're.

• 9:41Tig Notaro?

  Who were you in there? Were you sleeping with anyone in there?

• 9:43Mae Martin?

  No, I was by myself.

• 9:45Tig Notaro?

  Really?

• 9:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 9:46Tig Notaro?

  That is bold.

• 9:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it felt bold.

• 9:50Tig Notaro?

  Were you sleeping naked?

• 9:51Mae Martin?

  No, I slept, actually, I slept in pajamas and then I woke up so hot from the sun and I was too tired to move. Out. So, so then I did get naked and then that, then you're really vulnerable in your dome.

• 10:04Tig Notaro?

  Remember the other day I was saying, I feel like the coolest person, uh, taking a walk at 6:45 in the morning?

• 10:10Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:11Tig Notaro?

  Well, this feels like you're kind of beating me to all of the cool, early morning stuff.

• 10:18Mae Martin?

  The first hit to the sun.

• 10:20Tig Notaro?

  That would be so incredible, I think.

• 10:24Mae Martin?

  I love it.

• 10:25Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 10:26Mae Martin?

  But then, um, definitely a fly in the ointment when you step on a lizard first thing, as soon as you exit the dome.

• 10:32Tig Notaro?

  Why'd you bring that up again?

• 10:36Mae Martin?

  This poor little guy.

• 10:37Tig Notaro?

  I know.

• 10:39Mae Martin?

  They're resilient, like their tails grow back. I'm hoping his internal organs also grew back.

• 10:43Tig Notaro?

  Grow back. Yeah, yeah. Well, should we um, see what our first uh, question asker is now that we're sad?

• 10:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 10:57Speaker 04

  Hi, Handsoms. My name is Kayla and I live in Utah. I was wondering, who was your very first famous friend? And how did you navigate that relationship? Did you feel starstruck? Did you feel out of place? And I also want to know how you met them?

• 11:18Mae Martin?

  Wow, that's a great question.

• 11:20Tig Notaro?

  It's interesting. I know who mine is. Do you know who yours is?

• 11:25Mae Martin?

  I'm trying to think. And was this, was yours like before you were in the industry and stuff like that?

• 11:31Tig Notaro?

  No, I was in the industry, um, in the entertainment industry. I just um, had been kind of bobbing around as just an open mic comedian. And then I did, well, it's Sarah Silverman. And I, the first time I met her was actually at a mutual friend's birthday party at a comedy club. And I remember we were um, oh, she said, oh, I really like your pants. And then we started talking. And then it turned out we lived kind of down the street from each other. Um, and then everything, like, what's your favorite color? All that kind of boring stuff where we were like laughing because

• 12:17Tig Notaro?

  we were, we were, it was lining up and just hitting every time, like, no way. And then the big moment was like, I said, okay, who is your um, like, favorite rock and roll, female rock and roll singer? And she said, um, Chrissy Hynde.

• 12:36Mae Martin?

  No, that's your girl.

• 12:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. And I was like, no way. And then so I uh, she said, yeah. And her boyfriend was standing nearby and she went and grabbed him and she said, who is my favorite, like, rock, female rock singer? And he was like, Chrissy- See Hine and I was like, oh my God, it was so insane. And then um, she wasn't terribly famous at the time. She was just kind of, you know.

• 13:05Mae Martin?

  Cause I, I think of you guys as like, you know, similar timelines, but I guess she had come up earlier.

• 13:12Tig Notaro?

  We're the same age. She's two months older than I am, but um, she started stand up at 17.

• 13:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:21Tig Notaro?

  And so I was, I was nowhere near getting, you know, I was still like 10 years out from starting. I mean, I, maybe I was 26 or something, but um, but yeah, so she started way before I did. And um, so yeah, she was a known stand up and doing bit parts and movies and TV and stuff. And then years later, after I had met her at that party, I was doing stand up at um, at this place called Luna Lounge in New York that was like the place to perform. And when I got off stage, Sarah was so complimentary to me. And at this point, she was definitely more known.

• 14:04Tig Notaro?

  And then she asked for my number. And I remember thinking, oh, I probably won't hear from her because you know, people are very flaky and, and she seemed like a, a very famous person to me. And then she called me and was like, hey, it's Sarah Silverman. Do you want to go to lunch? And I was like, sure.

• 14:26Mae Martin?

  That's so nice.

• 14:28Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 14:29Mae Martin?

  I love when people call each other.

• 14:31Tig Notaro?

  Well, this was a long time ago.

• 14:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I still, I miss it.

• 14:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 14:41Mae Martin?

  I'm trying, I'm trying to think of mine like.

• 14:44Tig Notaro?

  Oh yeah. She was like, it's Sarah, Sarah Silverman. I met you at, at Luna Park. And I was like, oh, I know who you are. I remember.

• 14:53Mae Martin?

  I'm, I guess I'm going to say, um, like maybe Lisa Kudrow, because it was, well, like I, I, I was friends with people who were kind of England comedy scene famous or were on the panel shows and that type of thing. But for us, for this little British show to have Lisa Kudrow flying over and then.

• 15:12Mae Martin?

  When we kind of broke through into being actual friends and like couldn't stop talking, that was, that was probably my first famous friend.

• 15:18Tig Notaro?

  That was your first one?

• 15:19Mae Martin?

  I think so, yeah. Good question, though. I want to hear, I want to hear the answer. I want to hear what famous friends Kayla has.

• 15:26Speaker 04

  I am just a boring English teacher in the state of Utah, so I don't think I have any famous friends.

• 15:32Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 15:32Speaker 04

  But one time I had the opportunity to chit chat, uh, after sliding into the DMs of Tig's old roommate, Chris Fairbanks. Back before Chris had any boundaries, he would message his followers back when they messaged him on Instagram. So I've kind of felt like I had a brush with fame as me and Chris talked about, um, well, I don't remember, so it mustn't have been that interesting. Thanks so much, you guys. Um, your podcast brings me joy and keeps me sane. Thank you for doing what you do, and we all love you very, very much.

• 16:11Tig Notaro?

  Oh, well, thank you, Kayla. And I have, I can't fully speak for Chris Fairbanks, but I would not be surprised if he would continue to be responding to people these days.

• 16:26Mae Martin?

  There definitely was a moment when, when social media was new, that you could message, like, your idols on MySpace and stuff, and they would respond to you. And you were like chatting. I mean, I had a, yeah.

• 16:37Tig Notaro?

  Are you sure you had their right account?

• 16:40Mae Martin?

  I mean, I used to go on TomGreen.com and chat to, I swear, chat to Tom Green when I was, like, he'd talk to all his fans.

• 16:48Tig Notaro?

  That's great. I bet he still does.

• 16:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I bet he does, yeah.

• 16:52Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. All right. Next question.

• 16:55Speaker 05

  Hi, Fortune May and Tig. My name is Gabby, and I am a pretty little lady out in Denver, Colorado.

• 17:02Tig Notaro?

  Nice.

• 17:03Speaker 05

  My question for you is this. If you're traveling on an airplane, do you prefer to sit in the window seat, the aisle seat, or, my goodness, the middle seat?

• 17:16Tig Notaro?

  Can you imagine?

• 17:17Mae Martin?

  What psychopath would say the middle? Oh, God. I, can I say my prediction of your answer?

• 17:27Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 17:28Mae Martin?

  Cause I know that you get claustrophobic. I know you like to pee, so I'm gonna say aisle for you.

• 17:34Tig Notaro?

  I like to pee.

• 17:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's one of your favorite things to do.

• 17:39Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God. When I am not recording handsome, I am on the can.

• 17:45Mae Martin?

  It's one of your hobbies.

• 17:46Tig Notaro?

  Well, that's a really good guess, but I do like the middle.

• 17:52Mae Martin?

  No.

• 17:52Tig Notaro?

  Just kidding.

• 17:54Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 17:56Tig Notaro?

  No, I prefer the window. That also helps with claustrophobia. And I also have uh, issues with dizziness.

• 18:08Mae Martin?

  Oh.

• 18:08Tig Notaro?

  And, and it's helpful if I can open or close the window shade, you know, based on how I'm feeling.

• 18:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 18:16Tig Notaro?

  Um, so, yeah, the window.

• 18:18Mae Martin?

  I'm an, I'm an aisle guy.

• 18:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 18:21Mae Martin?

  My, as soon as I know that I can't pee, like if I'm, once I get settled and, and then if the person next to me falls asleep or something, like the anxiety, I can spend two hours trying to like work up the courage to wake someone up and.

• 18:36Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:37Mae Martin?

  But I hate when you're on the aisle and then the cart goes by and knocks your elbow.

• 18:42Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. Or your knee or your precious little toe.

• 18:45Mae Martin?

  Exactly.

• 18:47Tig Notaro?

  It's tough stuff, May.

• 18:48Mae Martin?

  It's tough, it's tough out there.

• 18:50Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it really is. Especially if you're a gecko.

• 18:53Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 18:55Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Uh, should we hear, uh, the answer?

• 19:00Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 19:00Tig Notaro?

  Um, Gabby, where do you like to sit on the airplane?

• 19:09Speaker 05

  I do believe that there is a correct answer, but I've heard multiple different perspectives that are also valid too. For me, I prefer the window seat.

• 19:18Mae Martin?

  That's my girl.

• 19:18Speaker 05

  I like to tuck myself in, get my neck pillow, get my sweatshirt and just post up there for the duration of the flight. The only negative thing is sometimes I drink too much water and I wish I was in the aisle. Thank you so much for answering my question. Hope you guys have a great week.

• 19:36Mae Martin?

  Thanks Gabby. Yeah, I mean, in terms of curling up, I guess window, window supremacy for sure, but.

• 19:43Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. And you're also more private. You're just like wedged in there. You've got your own little dome going on.

• 19:52Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 19:52Tig Notaro?

  You know, yeah.

• 19:54Mae Martin?

  Have you ever taken a blanket and put it over your whole head?

• 19:59Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 20:00Mae Martin?

  And, okay.

• 20:03Tig Notaro?

  But go on, let's hear the rest of the story.

• 20:06Mae Martin?

  And over the chair in front of you and then you have made a little tent? Then I think people will assume you're doing weird stuff under there and.

• 20:13Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 20:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 20:15Tig Notaro?

  Even if you're doing normal stuff under there, it's still weird to create a tent.

• 20:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah, antisocial behavior.

• 20:24Tig Notaro?

  Mm-hmm. I'm pretty good about, um, when I have to get out of the aisle though, even if somebody's sleeping.

• 20:32Mae Martin?

  You step over like a?

• 20:33Tig Notaro?

  I'll step over and I'll try to not interrupt them.

• 20:36Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 20:37Tig Notaro?

  But I'm also okay if I, if I do.

• 20:41Mae Martin?

  Oh, right, right.

• 20:42Tig Notaro?

  Because I feel the same. I, I, you know, if somebody needs to get out and I'm in their way, don't hold back. Tap me, step over me, ask me to get the hell out of your way. I get it. No problem.

• 20:54Mae Martin?

  But there's a, there's a breaking point. It's when it's like three times in an hour, you're gonna be like, are you fucking kidding? But there's nothing like trying to step over a sleeping person on a plane and you're like doing the splits over their lap. They wake up and. Your crotch is in their face.

• 21:10Tig Notaro?

  And you're not, or you don't even have to go to the bathroom. You just do the splits over them and just awkwardly stay there until they wake up and say, what is happening?

• 21:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:21Tig Notaro?

  All right. Well, um, gosh, keep sending in these questions. They're fun to have to like, think this stuff through.

• 21:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I just, I learned about you today. I would have for sure said aisle, but it's window.

• 21:34Tig Notaro?

  I learned about myself in these as well. I learned about you, me, learned nothing about Thomas.

• 21:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:41Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Don't have a clue what Fortune would say. But yeah, send your questions into speakpipe.com/hansampod. That is speakpipe.com/hansampod. And subscribe to the podcast and the YouTube channel, because then you can see May's jug of water. Oh, it has turned nut brown.

• 22:07Mae Martin?

  It's not brown water. I've been, I've made a little dent even as we've been recording. Check it out on YouTube. You can see the, the process.

• 22:16Tig Notaro?

  Head on over to YouTube right this second and watch that water go.

• 22:26Tig Notaro?

  You don't want to miss that either on YouTube.

• 22:28Mae Martin?

  I just almost drowned.

• 22:30Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, you sure did. It was a pleasure knowing you though.

• 22:34Mae Martin?

  A pleasure knowing you.

• 22:36Tig Notaro?

  And yeah, send your friends an episode of handsome and help build this handsome crew. Go to tignotaro.com for anything that you might need.

• 22:48Mae Martin?

  And maymartinmusic.com. I got some gigs coming up, some cool merch. And I guess aside from that, all that remains is to remind everyone to please.

• 22:59Tig Notaro?

  Keep it pretty handsome.

• 23:04Mae Martin?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected]. And please follow us on social media at handsomepod.

• 23:20Fortune Feimster?

  What a podcast.

• 23:26Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.