Best Gatorade Flavors! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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• 0:00H. Foley?

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• 0:23Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:42H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:49Speaker 01

  You sure about that?

• 0:50H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they're good to be classy.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:55H. Foley?

  Or if they're just a big ol' piece of trash.

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Trash.

• 0:57H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toody's in the new addition. She's out back with her new crossbow.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:04H. Foley?

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• 1:06Speaker 01

  That's nice.

• 1:07H. Foley?

  Some possums are gonna be coming up dead.

• 1:10Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:11H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming, H, from across the table, so we call it a family episode, just the boys, the bozos and the homies, just the way we like it. Give it up for KJ, Teddy James Ryan, everybody.

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• 1:32H. Foley?

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• 1:43H. Foley?

  Special still cooking?

• 1:45Speaker 01

  Special still cooking.

• 1:46H. Foley?

  American garbage?

• 1:47Speaker 01

  American garbage, closing in on $700 or something like that, I haven't checked. And, uh, we have some new, I guess you wanna call them track jackets for sale, if they're still in stock, you better get those. Those are, those are for sale and, uh...

• 2:02H. Foley?

  Toody's satin jackets.

• 2:03Speaker 01

  We got some, uh, some tour dates coming up. I think the next one is Tacoma, by the way, when this comes out next week. Tacoma, Washington?

• 2:10H. Foley?

  That's right.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  Is it Seattle, Washington? No.

• 2:13H. Foley?

  Sea-Tac.

• 2:14Speaker 01

  See, if you fly into Sea-Tac.

• 2:15H. Foley?

  Tacoma's right next to Seattle.

• 2:16Speaker 01

  Tacoma, so we're playing Tacoma, so get your tickets to Tacoma. Always a very good market.

• 2:21H. Foley?

  Yes, it very is. Very nice. Now, what do you got for me?

• 2:25Speaker 01

  I have something I wanted to get into. This came across my desk, as you know, the listeners, the bozos and the homies.

• 2:30H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  Have sourced their, have created their own world around the podcast.

• 2:35H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 2:36Speaker 01

  Of stuff, of, you know, things that they've taken and, and whatever. Um, this got sent to me, I'm not sure by who, but thank you to the nice gentleman or kind lady. Um, it's about Gatorade and what Gatorade does what best. And this was, and I know we have our opinions on this, this was just, this was somebody's opinion.

• 2:58H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 2:59Speaker 01

  Um, and we can, you know...

• 3:01H. Foley?

  Debate?

• 3:02Speaker 01

  Debate, whatever. Mine's a little different, but there's some that you just go, I don't know why, but this ma, it just makes sense.

• 3:08H. Foley?

  Go ahead.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  Uh, yellow is the, the flavors of Gatorade. Yellow, and they also said yellow, too. Yellow is the best Gatorade when you're thirsty.

• 3:17H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 3:20Speaker 01

  We can go, go through, orange is the best for hangovers.

• 3:23H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 3:24Speaker 01

  Dark blue is for actual hydration. Light blue is when you want a cold drink and red is for lunch. Red is for lunch, for some reason. I don't know why.

• 3:36H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 3:37Speaker 01

  But red goes with hot dogs, it goes with a hoagie.

• 3:40H. Foley?

  It's a fruit punch.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Red is for lunch.

• 3:42H. Foley?

  That's pretty goddamn good.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  The rest might be up for debate, but red is for lunch.

• 3:46H. Foley?

  Yeah. I mean, I could see the lemon lime being for thirst, because that's the original.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 3:54H. Foley?

  You know?

• 3:55Speaker 01

  That's just like, if I'm not, that's...

• 3:58H. Foley?

  That's for practice.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's just like, it's there and it's cold, yeah. Orange is not for hangovers for me. Dark blue is for hangovers. That's, and I don't know if that's up for debate.

• 4:11H. Foley?

  Dark blue? What are you talking about, the ice?

• 4:14Speaker 01

  No, what is the dark blue?

• 4:15Speaker 03

  Cool blue.

• 4:16Speaker 01

  Cool blue, fierce maybe or something like this?

• 4:19H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 4:20Speaker 01

  That's got some punch to it. That carries a little more twang than...

• 4:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, the dark blue's just the classic cool blue.

• 4:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, let me see, see if you can get the actual flavor, dark blue Gatorade.

• 4:29Speaker 03

  It's a cool blue.

• 4:30Speaker 01

  Cool blue.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  Cause Glacier Freeze is the light blue.

• 4:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:33H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Well, back in the day, Glacier Freeze, that was like a line that came out at some point.

• 4:40H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 4:41Speaker 01

  There was Riptide Rush, which was my favorite, the purple Riptide Rush.

• 4:43H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 4:44Speaker 01

  Um, but yeah, the yellow Gatorade just kinda par for the course thirsty, I'll give you that.

• 4:51H. Foley?

  Hundred percent. That's Gatorade.

• 4:53Speaker 01

  That's Gator, yes, that's a great way to put that. Red is for lunch, dark blue for me is for hangovers, and light blue is when you want a cold drink. I will give you, it's gotta be cold, too.

• 5:02H. Foley?

  Oh, screaming. A warm Gatorade?

• 5:05Speaker 01

  Sucks.

• 5:06H. Foley?

  Brutal. We used to get this stuff in high school called Xcede. It was like a version of Gatorade. Dude, they would throw that at us at like 75 degrees.

• 5:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:20H. Foley?

  Not a, not a ice cube in it.

• 5:22Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 5:23H. Foley?

  Brutal.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  What's the worst flavor, warm?

• 5:26H. Foley?

  What's the worst flavor, warm?

• 5:27Speaker 01

  I think orange, cause it doesn't turn the corner for some reason, it just doesn't, it's just like the, it's like half the taste, but you don't feel it, like there's no, it's orange, I don't know why, but it's orange. It's orange, you can muscle through anything else.

• 5:42H. Foley?

  Since the fierce, cause I'm such a fatty, I need that extra, you know, fierce is juiced up, a little sugar.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, you need a kick to it.

• 5:51H. Foley?

  Yeah, you get a warm orange.

• 5:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wouldn't even...

• 5:54Speaker 03

  Fierce is for like when you're smoking weed, almost.

• 5:56Speaker 01

  That's, that's to combat the cotton mouth, my guy, from smoking that purple day long.

• 6:03H. Foley?

  It used to be, uh, Arizona green tea.

• 6:06Speaker 01

  That was big, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was big. Um, yeah, that's...

• 6:10H. Foley?

  Man, that's a home run.

• 6:11Speaker 01

  That, red is for lunch, it's crazy.

• 6:14H. Foley?

  Great.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  Why is, I guess, cause like, I'm trying to think of why and maybe...

• 6:18H. Foley?

  A hoagie, a nice Wawa hoagie, turkey hoagie.

• 6:21Speaker 01

  Cause it was readily available, every, and back in the day when there wasn't the 50 flavors, it was like the, the, I guess, yeah, the fruit punch, that's like, it's available, I don't know.

• 6:31H. Foley?

  I used to like a, a regular fruit punch with lunch.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 6:34H. Foley?

  Great. Fruit punch and cookies ain't too bad either.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  Uh, I hated that.

• 6:39H. Foley?

  What?

• 6:40Speaker 01

  It's too much sugar.

• 6:41H. Foley?

  At snack time?

• 6:42Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 6:43H. Foley?

  You're nuts.

• 6:44Speaker 01

  I'd rather do soda and cookies.

• 6:45H. Foley?

  What? That's crazy.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  No, that's awesome.

• 6:48Speaker 03

  Coke and cookies, I'm all...

• 6:49H. Foley?

  Divorced dad, fourth grade, you're sitting there eating Oreos and a Diet Kid.

• 6:52Speaker 01

  That's who raised me most of the time, so yeah.

• 6:54H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  Um...

• 6:56H. Foley?

  Soda?

• 6:57Speaker 01

  I did soda, so we were, uh, whatever, last weekend when we were in, uh, Appleton, Wisconsin, I did, uh, the hotel we were staying at didn't have Gatorade, they had Power, they carried, was it Pepsi product?

• 7:10H. Foley?

  They had a line of Monster Energy Drink, too.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  That was crazy.

• 7:14H. Foley?

  That was wild.

• 7:15Speaker 01

  We were in, we were in America.

• 7:16H. Foley?

  Woo!

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Um, but I did a red Powerade, which, I gotta say, the Powerades pack a better punch than this, than, than the yellow and orange, than, and the light blue Gatorades.

• 7:29H. Foley?

  I'll give you that.

• 7:30Speaker 01

  They're a little more viscous, they got, they got a little, little fucking, a little body to them things.

• 7:34H. Foley?

  Yeah. You remember 10K or no?

• 7:36Speaker 01

  No.

• 7:37H. Foley?

  It was, it came out at the same time as Powerade, didn't make it, it had a little fizz to it. It was odd.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 7:44H. Foley?

  You know what I'm talking about?

• 7:45Speaker 01

  No, I'm thinking, I think it was called Allsport?

• 7:48H. Foley?

  Allsport?

• 7:49Speaker 01

  Allsport had...

• 7:50H. Foley?

  Who made that, Franklin?

• 7:51Speaker 01

  I don't know. An American electrolyte hydration brand, that dude, that, it felt bootleg when you were doing it. It was like that, the label was like handwritten. Um...

• 8:01Speaker 03

  That was like you could only buy like boxes of 24, like ma, big boxes, it felt like a Costco thing.

• 8:07H. Foley?

  I don't remember.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  Okay, I feel like you would get it at like a snack bar, like you would go to like, you know, we'd go to the baseball fields or whatever.

• 8:13H. Foley?

  Allsport. Let me see a picture of it.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, I'm trying to think, yeah. It literally was just that. It was, it was, it was no, it was real no for a, buy Pepsi, yeah.

• 8:24H. Foley?

  That was next to the sunny day.

• 8:26Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 8:27H. Foley?

  Not refrigerated.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  Not refrigerated.

• 8:29H. Foley?

  I'm out.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Uh, originally launched in 1994 by PepsiCo as a competitor to Gatorade and Powerade, owned by, owned and manufactured today by the Gel Cert Company. What the frig is that?

• 8:40H. Foley?

  That sounds shady.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  The brand has shifted away from ready to drink bottled beverages to focus on powder sticks, drink mixes, freezer pops, designed for active lifestyles, industrial workforce, heat stress prevention, what the fuck is that?

• 8:51H. Foley?

  I'll give you that, changed it up a little bit.

• 8:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's funny. Oh, I've, yeah, they've, they've switched, yeah, I gotcha.

• 8:57H. Foley?

  I wish they would bring back the glass bottles for Gatorade.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 9:01H. Foley?

  Are you too young to remember that?

• 9:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, yes, I don't think so. Uh, I don't remember that at all.

• 9:06H. Foley?

  Oh, they were great.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Should be like a limited edition thing they do.

• 9:09H. Foley?

  That'd be nice.

• 9:10Speaker 01

  You'd get people paying like $9 a bottle for it, but they don't need any more fucking money, these goddamn, they get you coming and they got you for hydration, they got you for just drinking, they got you for lunch.

• 9:19H. Foley?

  Man.

• 9:20Speaker 01

  I remember we were scrapping this fucking, one of my, we were pulling all the fucking scrap metal out of this factory, and across the street was this little bodega, little Chinese bodega, South Philly, and he, this guy, mate, we'd go over there for lunch every day, we were on a tight, tight budget.

• 9:37H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 9:38Speaker 01

  My dad'd give you like 20 bucks and we had to feed like five of us.

• 9:41H. Foley?

  Ah, it's brutal.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  So it was hot dogs, as far as...

• 9:44H. Foley?

  So 15 for you?

• 9:45Speaker 01

  It was hot dogs as far as the eye can see.

• 9:48H. Foley?

  Dude, a hot dog in the middle of the day, working construction?

• 9:50Speaker 01

  We do, I do three, I do three diesels...

• 9:53H. Foley?

  What?

• 9:54Speaker 01

  And a red Gatorade, and dude, I remember biting the dog and the red from my lip from the Gatorade was getting on the bun.

• 10:02H. Foley?

  Woo, that's good, biting and sipping.

• 10:04Speaker 01

  Couldn't tell me shit.

• 10:05H. Foley?

  Man, you must've been useless after lunch, burping up hot dogs and Gatorade, throw a heater in the mix, probably a hangover, too much coffee.

• 10:14Speaker 01

  I wasn't getting hungover, but I was like early, I was like 20 years old, I wasn't getting hang, I mean, a hangover that, you know, was like, maybe pop an Advil and keep it fucking moving.

• 10:23H. Foley?

  I got them off rip, I remember having them in high school, getting just like hangxiety the next day.

• 10:28Speaker 01

  Shh, no.

• 10:29H. Foley?

  Brutal. Hit me different. Woo!

• 10:32Speaker 03

  If you were, if you were the runner for the lunch order, were you buying a little extra even on the shoestring budget?

• 10:38Speaker 01

  No.

• 10:39H. Foley?

  You would eat something on the way back.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  Uh, it depend, it depends, not there, because it was just, you were walking across the street, but I would get, I would take the car to, I would take the truck to Wawa.

• 10:48H. Foley?

  An hour later?

• 10:51Speaker 01

  Could be do a little something, you know what I mean? Maybe like, uh...

• 10:55H. Foley?

  A Snickies?

• 10:56Speaker 01

  Nah, maybe like a hash brown with the sizzly or whatever, cause we were taking lunches, I mean, you're starting at six, you're taking a lunch at fucking 10 a.m. or whatever, coffee break, that's what we would do, a coffee, so I'd sneak a little snack on the, I'd run and get coffees for everybody.

• 11:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, we weren't allowed to do, we weren't allowed to do lunches. Uh, but I would get a sizzly or something, scarf that down in the parking lot, dump the trash.

• 11:16H. Foley?

  No receipts? You didn't have to bring a receipt?

• 11:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 11:18H. Foley?

  Hmm. I like that.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, no, no, no.

• 11:22H. Foley?

  A little snacky for Kippy.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  I love a snack.

• 11:25H. Foley?

  Lunch comes, you're like, nah, I'm good.

• 11:27Speaker 01

  Still love a snack. Um, listen, but all that's neither here nor there. We got a gosh darn family episode on our hands. As you know, when you join the old Patreon, uh, we get, you will, you get to ask your garbage question and we will read it on the air. Uh, and I gotta be honest with you, we're a little bit of a backlog, but we're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good at knocking people out. Um, and there's an honesty on the Patreon of like, listen, I've had one read, but you know, keep it fucking, you know, whatever.

• 11:57H. Foley?

  If it's a humdinger.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  It's a humdinger. It's also too, the show's been around for such a long time now that people are joining and don't know. They're like asking like, you know, have you ever did that? And you're like, guy, this is fucking season one. This is the pilot episode, guy. Um, but it does, it does go to show that like people are, you know, obviously the, the questions we ask people have evolved for so long.

• 12:18H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 12:19Speaker 01

  That like staples in the beginning that we never, that we would ask every single guest that they obviously have moved on. People are now going, you should ask this. I'm like, God, that was the first fucking garbage question. That was like top five.

• 12:31H. Foley?

  I bring them back when we have guests and stuff like that.

• 12:33Speaker 01

  There's, I'm not saying you don't, but there's a lot that we're, there's a lot that we're missing. Like an early one was shake and bake. We used to always, there was, there was certain stuff where, really?

• 12:44H. Foley?

  Patty wasn't getting that. I don't think she trusted it.

• 12:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:48H. Foley?

  It was a plastic bag. She would just coat it in breadcrumbs. It was too expensive. It was like getting like Play-Doh or something.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  Maybe, I don't know. I mean, by the time it was to me, it was a cheap. We viewed it as, yeah, like instead, it's the significantly cheaper thing than like, I'm gonna dredge this chicken, bread this chicken. I gotta buy the thing or whatever. It's like, I think a box of shake and bake was probably like $2.99 or whatever.

• 13:16H. Foley?

  That makes me think of a drumstick. Getting a drumstick as a kid for dinner.

• 13:19Speaker 01

  Oh, never, never. I remember my mom would eat.

• 13:21H. Foley?

  The fuck?

• 13:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:22H. Foley?

  Do you ever have chicken on the bone when you were a kid? Probably not.

• 13:25Speaker 03

  I mean, like rotisserie chicken, but like not like that.

• 13:28Speaker 01

  Really?

• 13:28Speaker 03

  No, my mom, actually, no, my mom would do like, what is it? Like cocovan and stuff like that?

• 13:34Speaker 01

  I don't even know what that is, but it sounds, it sounds.

• 13:36H. Foley?

  The fuck you call me?

• 13:37Speaker 03

  It's like French and it's like a stew, yeah.

• 13:39H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  I think that's the chicken one. And there's like one where it's like hold kinda chicken thighs in the stew. And it goes all day. It's delicious, but.

• 13:47Speaker 01

  That's not, that's not what we're talking about.

• 13:49H. Foley?

  That's from Donnie Brasco. Oh, Donnie, we taste this cocovan.

• 13:52Speaker 03

  And then I had shake and bake in college, cause my buddy was a dirtbag and made it for me.

• 13:56H. Foley?

  Were you cooking in the dorms?

• 13:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, in senior year.

• 14:00H. Foley?

  The fraternity house?

• 14:01Speaker 03

  No, in the apartment.

• 14:02Speaker 01

  You guys were making shake and bake in your fucking college apartment?

• 14:05H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 14:06Speaker 01

  You're lucky I didn't come in and rob you, fucking dorks.

• 14:10H. Foley?

  That's wild.

• 14:11Speaker 01

  That's crazy. Um, no, my, my stepmom was, my stepmom did it and we didn't do, she just did chicken breasts. They were always so thick. I hated, I hated them.

• 14:21H. Foley?

  Boneless chicken breasts?

• 14:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, but like, these things were like two and a half inches. These were like, heavy bike. The one end was good, cause it got smaller.

• 14:29H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 14:29Speaker 01

  But that fat end, I'd be like, let me just get two, two, I like a thin cutting. Everyone knows that about Kipperino. I don't like.

• 14:36H. Foley?

  Pound that out, will ya?

• 14:37Speaker 01

  I don't like a thick piece of meat. And then it had the veins in it.

• 14:40H. Foley?

  They didn't know back then, you know?

• 14:42Speaker 01

  I don't think they know now, if I'm being honest with you.

• 14:45H. Foley?

  We got them on the bone. We got breasts on the bone. You ever see the underside of a chicken breast?

• 14:50Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:50H. Foley?

  It's the fucking body cavity.

• 14:52Speaker 01

  It's like the rib cage. Yeah, fuck that.

• 14:55H. Foley?

  I like the thigh.

• 14:56Speaker 03

  No, we never, we never, uh.

• 14:58H. Foley?

  Do a thigh.

• 15:00Speaker 01

  I don't mind a thigh. I, I've gotten over, I've, I've.

• 15:02H. Foley?

  Most meat.

• 15:03Speaker 01

  I've appreciated it, yeah.

• 15:05H. Foley?

  Yeah. Nice little crispy thigh. Of course.

• 15:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's an acquired taste. That's something, that's real tough to throw at a fucking seven year old who's picky.

• 15:14H. Foley?

  Oh, we'll do a dark meat?

• 15:15Speaker 01

  Eye up the Amoroso rolls with the peanut butter already. You know what I mean? It's like. They, my mom also just caved too much.

• 15:23H. Foley?

  To you?

• 15:23Speaker 01

  I was the third kid. It was, there's a four or five year separation between me and Danny. Single mom, she's back at work.

• 15:31H. Foley?

  You're bitching?

• 15:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like, just fu, I'd be like, I don't want that. And she's like, well, I'm not, just give them the fucking, you know, just do the fucking peanut butter, whatever. So that's why.

• 15:40H. Foley?

  Everyone else is eating chicken, you got peanut butter?

• 15:41Speaker 01

  I blame her. Uh, no, I would do chicken. But if you throw out a piece of red meat, there better be, I wanted noodles without the sauce.

• 15:50H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:50Speaker 01

  Just butter. That's like, I'm not even fucking around. We took, we took a little fucking Kipperino the other day. The one, we went to a fucking Southeast Asian restaurant in, in Fort Lee. And I'm like, this is crazy. I'm like, this is, this is advantageous for your boy right now.

• 16:08H. Foley?

  He'll do the hot pot?

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, so he does like a fucking something. I'm like, Jesus Christ, this kid. And then the next day we go to Indian and I got, yeah.

• 16:19H. Foley?

  Did he have some?

• 16:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, he loves a fucking butter chicken.

• 16:22H. Foley?

  Shut up.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  He loves his, dude, he loves fucking, he loves naan with like the green sauce.

• 16:27H. Foley?

  Gee.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:28H. Foley?

  Can't give a baby that shit.

• 16:30Speaker 01

  He's fucking, he's cooking, dude.

• 16:31H. Foley?

  Woo.

• 16:32Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 16:33H. Foley?

  Thing of samosas? Chicken tikka masala?

• 16:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, we do the chicken tikka. Yeah, he does it all.

• 16:38H. Foley?

  Really?

• 16:39Speaker 01

  He does everything. He does the, what's the? Uh, yeah, he does every, he don't.

• 16:45H. Foley?

  The, what's the ba? What's the stuff? The green stuff?

• 16:48Speaker 01

  I don't know. He does like all the, the, all the accoutrement that they drop on you.

• 16:53H. Foley?

  Really?

• 16:53Speaker 01

  He does it all. And I'm just like, this is for sure the youngest Ryan slash Sullivan to ever have Indian food, ever, ever.

• 17:04H. Foley?

  When's the first time you had Indian food?

• 17:06Speaker 03

  Late, I was picky too.

• 17:08Speaker 01

  Probably in fucking Calcutta, this kid.

• 17:11Speaker 01

  I studied abroad in third grade.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  2008.

• 17:14Speaker 01

  Really?

• 17:15Speaker 03

  No, I did, I was like, I didn't have sushi till I was in college. Indian food scared me.

• 17:19Speaker 01

  I didn't have sushi till New York. Me and Reggie had it for the first, me and Reggie conquest had it the same night.

• 17:25H. Foley?

  Both got sick together?

• 17:26Speaker 01

  Nah, he looked at me and goes, man, these fucking Japanese nuggets suck. I was like, let's get the fuck out of here.

• 17:31H. Foley?

  Get a slice.

• 17:32Speaker 01

  I saw fucking, I saw Lunetta two clicks away.

• 17:36H. Foley?

  Well, the first time I had Indian food was in 11th grade. They took us to this place called Palace of Asia. That was in Ambler. It was like, very popular. It was me, my buddy Kramer and a bunch of.

• 17:48Speaker 01

  George and Elaine.

• 17:49H. Foley?

  A bunch of derelicts. Nobody ate anything.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:53H. Foley?

  It looked like alien food.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:56H. Foley?

  To an 11th grade kid?

• 17:58Speaker 01

  You know what I'm proud of? We went to the Southeast, it was fucking fantastic. It's right on the water over there in like Fort Lee or something. Right over there, like, uh, right, right across the G W B.

• 18:06H. Foley?

  Going over to Jersey for dinner?

• 18:08Speaker 01

  Sits on the water. No, we didn't go for dinner. I think we went for like food shopping or something. There were Trader Joe's over there, whole, we were doing something over there. Went to Michael's or something? I fucking forget.

• 18:18H. Foley?

  Did you?

• 18:19Speaker 01

  What?

• 18:20H. Foley?

  What are you doing at a Michael's?

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Getting stuff for him. I don't know. Stuff to do.

• 18:24H. Foley?

  Huh, huh, that makes sense.

• 18:25Speaker 01

  They don't just fucking sit and, you know, play video games. You gotta fucking, you gotta distract these fucking kids.

• 18:30H. Foley?

  Gotta get him a PlayStation 5 or something.

• 18:31Speaker 01

  I know, right?

• 18:32H. Foley?

  Get him smoking.

• 18:33Speaker 01

  I've been, I've been leaning heavy on the TV when they Dean's not around. Like, what? He needs it. It's good for his brain matter. Um.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  I felt real proud as a, as a, as a reforms picky eater, still have my, I'll try everything. I, there's just certain stuff I don't like, but.

• 18:50H. Foley?

  I'll give you that, you will.

• 18:51Speaker 01

  I'll try, there's most nineties, whatever percent of stuff. Um. I just like what I like at the same time, but, uh, I ordered something and they were like, how hot do you want it? And they go, it comes hot. And I said, you know what?

• 19:07H. Foley?

  I'll just have coffee.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  No, I said, throw it out. I'll tell, I go, whatever the chef recommend. Whatever the chef recommend is for old Kippy. Did I sweat my fucking eyeballs out of my asshole? You better believe you. But Kippy put that goddamn stew down.

• 19:19H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 19:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:21H. Foley?

  What kind of place was it?

• 19:23Speaker 01

  I think it was, I think the, uh.

• 19:24H. Foley?

  Southeast Asia?

• 19:25Speaker 01

  I think it was like a, yeah.

• 19:28H. Foley?

  Like at Ho Chi Minh's?

• 19:31Speaker 01

  It wasn't a current country, if you catch my drift.

• 19:35Speaker 01

  More of a regional area.

• 19:37H. Foley?

  Over at the 48th parallel.

• 19:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, fucking Pangaea. Um.

• 19:41H. Foley?

  That's wild.

• 19:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:42H. Foley?

  I would never. Yeah, fuck that.

• 19:45Speaker 01

  I know, but then I'm also like. I know, but it's like, it's, it's so funny. It scared me too. And then I went, what the fuck? I have a kid. I'm a fucking, you know what I mean? Like all the stuff I've accomplished. I'm going, I'm afraid of a little heat? Fuck out of here.

• 19:57H. Foley?

  Kind of milkshake, please?

• 19:59Speaker 01

  I jump, I, I jump in the river.

• 20:02H. Foley?

  Oh, fuck that shit.

• 20:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, really good, really good reviews. I forget what it was.

• 20:06H. Foley?

  Asian heat? That hits different.

• 20:08Speaker 03

  I think you get hot hole.

• 20:09H. Foley?

  Dude. I've caught, I've caught a pepper in fucking, uh, General South's chicken and almost lost my mind. Who the fuck put that in there? Crazy.

• 20:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was, yeah. I, yeah, I'm living on the edge, baby. I'm a man with nothing to lose.

• 20:25H. Foley?

  I remember we took it at Nobu. You had a fucking scuba mask on.

• 20:30H. Foley?

  Had to order you some fries.

• 20:31Speaker 01

  Also, if there's ever been a full explanation of who you are, we went on a double date years ago. And you left midway through to do like an 11:30 check spot or something. Fuck it. I'll be back. Or I'm like, what the fuck? I got a spot. I can't say no. I'm like, I gotta fucking carry the fuck. I gotta fucking sit here with these two broads? I'd probably pick up the fucking check, you know that much.

• 20:55H. Foley?

  That had to be AYG, right?

• 20:57Speaker 01

  Oh, he, oh, do, uh, what, in one world where me and you going to fucking Nobu? You fuck, we barely, we probably couldn't afford it when we went.

• 21:07H. Foley?

  Oh my god.

• 21:08Speaker 01

  I'm sitting there.

• 21:08H. Foley?

  But you tried everything.

• 21:10Speaker 01

  Nah, I don't like, I don't do the sushi. I'll try everything. I don't, I don't love sushi. It's just.

• 21:14H. Foley?

  Piece of cod or something.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  Do the halibut.

• 21:18H. Foley?

  Told you it was lasagna.

• 21:21H. Foley?

  Kip, let's talk about DraftKings.

• 21:23Speaker 01

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• 21:24H. Foley?

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• 21:29H. Foley?

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• 21:38Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:38H. Foley?

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• 22:53H. Foley?

  Kip, let's talk about Underdog.

• 22:54Speaker 01

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• 22:55H. Foley?

  Gang, do me a favor. Go check the tee that you're wearing and see what that tag says. Does it say polyester?

• 23:00Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 23:01H. Foley?

  Well, you're basically wearing a melted down plastic bottle.

• 23:03Speaker 01

  Gross.

• 23:04H. Foley?

  Who wants to be doing that? Most people have no idea polyester is plastic.

• 23:07Speaker 01

  I didn't know that.

• 23:08H. Foley?

  I didn't know that either. And it's no secret. Studies are finding that microplastics are in the blood, in the brain, in the heart, in the lung.

• 23:14Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 23:15H. Foley?

  Testicles.

• 23:16Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 23:16H. Foley?

  Men's reproductive organs.

• 23:17Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 23:18H. Foley?

  Those are the testicles.

• 23:19Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 23:20H. Foley?

  But, Underdog wipes that all away. We're talking about 51% hemp for durability, 31% bamboo for breathability, and 18% organic cotton, just for good measure.

• 23:32Speaker 01

  Ooh, wee! Yes, the good folks over at Underdog were nice enough to send us a little frickin' care package. And I gotta be honest with you, I'm moving, I'm grooving, I'm, I am comfy-wumfy, knowing that I don't have any polyester plastics on me. I got all.

• 23:47H. Foley?

  That's the 70s?

• 23:48Speaker 01

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• 24:18H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 24:19Speaker 01

  All right, let's see here. My, well, what, you know what I mean? I ain't got time to sit here and get my balls broke. Um, I'm over there doing a high heat from the fucking, you know.

• 24:30H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 24:33Speaker 01

  Uh, let's see here. Um, all right, this one's from Chris, $20 homie. In honor of the Halloween season upon us.

• 24:40H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 24:42Speaker 01

  It's fucking creeping up. Uh, I wanted a classer trash judgment. When I was a kid, our neighbor would sit on his second floor deck and rip cigs. Kids would ring a bell on the street and he would slide candy down a PVC tube into the kids' buckets. Nothing was more classy to me when I was a kid. That's all right.

• 25:01H. Foley?

  As a kid, that's fucking awesome. You remember that house.

• 25:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, but what's wrong with it as an adult? Instead of he's gotta go downstairs or whatever? I'm assuming maybe this is a second floor apartment. And anyway, you're making that, that's classy. Cigs or no cigs?

• 25:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  That's, that, the kids wanna go there. That's different than fucking ringing the door at everybody.

• 25:22Speaker 03

  Moving the secondhand smoke for many of the kids. I would say it's even classier.

• 25:25H. Foley?

  Very true.

• 25:26Speaker 01

  Very good, Luke.

• 25:27H. Foley?

  Very good, Luke.

• 25:28Speaker 01

  That's real good. Uh, yeah, that's fun. That's like, you look for some sort of fucking separation.

• 25:34H. Foley?

  Patty gave out cold sodas one year. Talking of town.

• 25:37Speaker 01

  Name, brand, or were they like, the generic?

• 25:40H. Foley?

  Wild Cherry Pepsi.

• 25:43H. Foley?

  Wild Cherry Pepsi.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  That's fucking nuts. Would you, would you fucking get a slip and fall suit that year or something? That's a, that's gotta be a couple hundred bucks.

• 25:52H. Foley?

  She'd take out the front screen from the, uh, storm door in the front, saw the dog would be all right, and she's just opening the door. Boop, beat it. Boop, beat it.

• 26:02Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 26:03H. Foley?

  She had to make up for it. I think the year before, she gave like dental floss.

• 26:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:07H. Foley?

  Cause she was working at a dentist office, and she had a bunch of like grab bags. Picking those things up for a couple of weeks.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  Fucking neighborhood. HOA was breathing down our necks. Uh...

• 26:19H. Foley?

  It's trashy, but it's classy.

• 26:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm, I think that's fucking fantastic. I, I'm well-docked that we would go trick-or-treating to, you know, as older, not older, whatever. There'd be like 30 of us. And a group of the dads would just sit in my dad's car and fucking crush beers.

• 26:38H. Foley?

  Follow you?

• 26:38Speaker 01

  And just like, yeah, we'll be, we're, we're in the area, you know what I mean? Cause like some of the older kids were watching us and whatever, but it was like, I was younger.

• 26:47Speaker 01

  And they would just sit there with a cooler and you run over and like fucking, they'd just be crap, man. I was like, can't do that anymore.

• 26:52H. Foley?

  If you had this when you were a kid, but when I was a kid, I remember my cousin got like robbed on Halloween one year.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  For candy?

• 26:59H. Foley?

  Yeah, they like came and like mugged them.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, I kinda remember that.

• 27:03H. Foley?

  So there was like this panic. My dad always followed behind us. We weren't allowed to go out like that. Darkness and shit.

• 27:10Speaker 01

  We were. I also think they wanted, I think the dads were like, we can just get fucked up. This is a night, you know, Tuesday night, we can get fucked up.

• 27:17H. Foley?

  Get out of the house.

• 27:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, blame it on the kids. I gotta watch the kids.

• 27:21H. Foley?

  Yeah. We were just up to no good in high school. Still trick-or-treating.

• 27:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's an age. I mean, we've talked, there's an age limit that you just can't, if I now, you go, yay.

• 27:31H. Foley?

  You got a hoodie and a pillowcase?

• 27:32Speaker 01

  Get the fuck out of here. Yeah.

• 27:34H. Foley?

  Beat it.

• 27:35Speaker 01

  Um...

• 27:35H. Foley?

  We shot somebody's front window out with a BB gun.

• 27:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a dickhead move.

• 27:39H. Foley?

  Eh.

• 27:41Speaker 01

  Dickhead move. Um, yeah, I, there's, after 14.

• 27:49H. Foley?

  You're looking for trouble.

• 27:50Speaker 01

  Unless you're like a proper nerd, like, and not even talking shit. Like if, unless you're like, not the best socially and whatever, it's like, you're looking.

• 27:59H. Foley?

  Your mom's still with you.

• 28:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly. At 15, you're looking for, you're smoking, you're looking for a way to get out and do something you shouldn't be doing, which I respect, but I'm, I'm fucking eyeballing you.

• 28:09H. Foley?

  We also put a car in neutral and it rolled down a hill and smashed into another car. Guy was pissed.

• 28:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I can imagine. Fucking dick.

• 28:20H. Foley?

  As a kid.

• 28:21Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 28:22H. Foley?

  It's a different time, Kippy.

• 28:23Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 28:25H. Foley?

  No, windows were open back then.

• 28:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:28H. Foley?

  Imagine that now? Leaving your window open? Nuts.

• 28:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:35H. Foley?

  No, but he started driving around looking for us. Eh.

• 28:38Speaker 01

  Huh, that's crazy. We.

• 28:40H. Foley?

  Pissed.

• 28:41Speaker 01

  We would hang out at this, the, the neighborhood, village, uh, it was a shopping center with a bunch of townhomes around it.

• 28:47H. Foley?

  Right.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  We were, it was Village Shires and we were, we were Shires rats. Every generations, there would be a, you know, a new genera, there'd be some older kids that would phase out. Younger kids would come in and we were the young kids at one point, then we were like the age-appropriate Shires rats and then, you know, you get a car, it's like you, you don't have a car. You'd skate there, then you get a car, you hang out, you go whatever, go run in Shires, get cigs, you meet up, whatever. Nothing good.

• 29:12H. Foley?

  Love that.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  Nothing, we're like lighting fires behind the fucking, you know, you're just doing stupid fucking kid shit. But we were hanging out there skating in the one neighborhood and, uh, this guy came up to us, he's like, you want this car? It had to be like a fucking 81 BMW, like fucking, maybe it was a BMW, like real old.

• 29:30H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:31Speaker 01

  And he just gave it to us. He's like, it don't start, but you like, you guys can have it. And I don't think I was there. And then like Pat called, their tag was like, dude, we got a car. And I'm like, wait, what? He's like, some guy just gave us, we were like 13 years old.

• 29:45H. Foley?

  That was definitely a murder and that or something.

• 29:47Speaker 01

  I was just like, dude, Pat's like in it. And I'm like, dude, this is, we, this is.

• 29:51H. Foley?

  Would you guys just sit in it?

• 29:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. We couldn't start it. I can't go back to my mom and be like, mom, I need 800 for a tow or whatever, you know what I mean? Some guy gave us an old car.

• 30:00H. Foley?

  Mom, what's a carburetor?

• 30:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's an epic hot box that night, though.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  I don't even think we did because it was like in the middle of like the townhouse parking lot. So you can't even like, you can't have 12-year-olds hotboxing a car.

• 30:12H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:14H. Foley?

  I would've never gotten that car.

• 30:15Speaker 01

  I think that guy was just trying to be cool. Was just like, what's up, you kids? Wanna, like, I don't, or maybe molesting us, I'm not sure.

• 30:21H. Foley?

  Grab you.

• 30:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't, come to think of it.

• 30:23H. Foley?

  You kids can have the car. You, chubby, come with me.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  I remember one time we got kicked in a, I was in an Arby's and we, for using the bathroom, we weren't supposed to be in there, something like that. Without buying, I don't know what happened, but the owner or the manager kicked the door in, in this bathroom stall. It was like, get out of here. And I was taking a piss. I was like, and I didn't think anything. I'm like, alright, I get it, you know?

• 30:45H. Foley?

  Don't look at my wiener, man. That'll traumatize ya.

• 30:48Speaker 01

  And my boy, this kid Casey, was like, he was like a few years older and he was just like, you know, we get outside, he goes, give me that manager's name and like he, this was his stand. He's like, he's a fucking pervert. He ran in on my boy taking the, I'm like, easy, easy.

• 31:02H. Foley?

  He didn't see nothing.

• 31:04Speaker 01

  I was angling, I was angling.

• 31:06H. Foley?

  Fuck that.

• 31:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:07H. Foley?

  I never liked doing that stuff.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  Bad kid shit. Just like ruffian shit.

• 31:11H. Foley?

  Being in a restaurant when you weren't supposed to be there, it was giving me too much anxiety.

• 31:15Speaker 01

  It still does, and New York's very much that. I get, you have to get over, now you just go like, what are you gonna fuck, what are you gonna call the cops? They also had Starbucks stuff, kinda blew stuff out of the water.

• 31:23H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 31:23Speaker 01

  Every, you know.

• 31:24H. Foley?

  Give me the fucking code.

• 31:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know, the, yeah, there's a... And also like, I'll go in like, what do you, I gotta go, I just gotta go to the bathroom. You want me to buy something? I'll fuck it. I'll put, I'll put a fiver in the tip jar. I would, I, what's the, what's the alternative? I shit my pants? Let me, like, come on, I got bigger problems.

• 31:41H. Foley?

  I'll pee in bodegas, too.

• 31:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:44H. Foley?

  Like, go in there, hey man, where's the bathroom? Downstairs.

• 31:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's tough.

• 31:49H. Foley?

  Yikes.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  Walk in by like a bunch of all-purpose flower bags and shit, yeah.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  Speaking of, wow, this is, Kippy's, Kippy's the fucking segue guy.

• 31:58H. Foley?

  Always does.

• 31:59Speaker 01

  This is from Barry. Classier trashy? Saloon doors on a urinal at a bar?

• 32:04H. Foley?

  Saloon doors?

• 32:05Speaker 01

  I like it, you know what I mean?

• 32:07H. Foley?

  On a urinal at a bar. Well, for my purposes.

• 32:10Speaker 01

  Sure, but this, the, the, the, the saloon doesn't give you any coverage. It's just like the...

• 32:16H. Foley?

  Can't poop in there.

• 32:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 32:18H. Foley?

  Or anything else.

• 32:18Speaker 01

  I do like, uh, I do like an old shitty, like, dive bar bathroom. There is something kitschy about, they're like... They're either painted like green or all black, they've been, like, the doors, they've been painted like 500 times. There's ice in the urinal.

• 32:33H. Foley?

  Graffiti everywhere?

• 32:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:34H. Foley?

  I like a, a trough urinal.

• 32:36Speaker 01

  I don't, uh, one...

• 32:39H. Foley?

  Good for peaking.

• 32:40Speaker 03

  I would say they usually go hand in hand a lot of times.

• 32:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 32:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, yes.

• 32:43Speaker 03

  With the trough.

• 32:44Speaker 01

  Sure, there's just like, uh, there's a stench that lives in the trough that like, as a society, we're past.

• 32:51H. Foley?

  Brutal.

• 32:52Speaker 01

  We're past it. And it just stinks, and it's like...

• 32:56Speaker 03

  Some troughs are taken very good care of, but you, as a whole, like, when they have the fresh ice in there and maybe some of them have that water running through or whatever.

• 33:04Speaker 01

  I'll give you that.

• 33:04Speaker 03

  That's a nice one and fun, but like, most of them are.

• 33:07Speaker 01

  But you also see the pee, like, eroding the, the, the metal and stuff. I'm like, can't we just get a fucking, get a urinal, get an American Standard? With a reg...

• 33:16H. Foley?

  I love an American Standard.

• 33:17Speaker 01

  A regal. It's not, it's a... The regal and the royal are the two different kinds.

• 33:23H. Foley?

  What's the difference?

• 33:25Speaker 01

  The one's more expensive, I know that.

• 33:27H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 33:27Speaker 01

  The regal or the royal. Sloan regal, that was the flush valve.

• 33:31H. Foley?

  Ooh, Sloan.

• 33:31Speaker 01

  Sloan, very nice.

• 33:34H. Foley?

  I like that.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  I remember when...

• 33:36H. Foley?

  You peed in the little one? The short one? Were you peeing the short one?

• 33:39Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah.

• 33:40H. Foley?

  I never knew what that's, is that for kids?

• 33:42Speaker 01

  Handicap.

• 33:42H. Foley?

  It is.

• 33:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's why the protector's there. And I, we would install them and sell them, and I took, I didn't know that for the longest time.

• 33:49H. Foley?

  Yeah. I like that one.

• 33:51Speaker 01

  The ADA, American Disabilities Act. And that's why it's got the...

• 33:55H. Foley?

  Divider.

• 33:55Speaker 01

  Divider there, cause like, if you're in a wheelchair or whatever or something, it gives you a little, a little bit of dist.

• 34:00H. Foley?

  That's why I go there.

• 34:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, nobody peeking.

• 34:04H. Foley?

  Ain't no Pepsi Challenge. Let's go.

• 34:08Speaker 01

  Uh, let's see here. Uh, this one's from Foley's Airbnb mugshot.

• 34:13H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 34:14Speaker 01

  $10 HVAC contractor, never had one red. You ever bring a tape measure to your new home inspection, not to measure for furniture, but to make sure the fridge can fit pizza boxes? Which... Yeah, I mean, we're not a pizza box.

• 34:29H. Foley?

  That's trashy.

• 34:30Speaker 01

  That's very trashy, obviously.

• 34:32H. Foley?

  Depending on whether you buy the house or not?

• 34:34Speaker 01

  No, but I think that might be going, you know, you gotta, you gotta know that.

• 34:38H. Foley?

  True.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  You gotta know that. Cause you gotta go, alright, then I got mine for another... See what a, see what a fridge is going for? Think like 800?

• 34:46H. Foley?

  Do you have a full-size fridge in your apartment, or is it like a little bit smaller, like a New York fridge?

• 34:50Speaker 03

  It's like slightly smaller, but it's a, it's a full-size fridge.

• 34:53H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 34:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, you wouldn't have any complaints.

• 34:56H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:58H. Foley?

  I don't know about that. Right now I'm working off a college boy.

• 35:02Speaker 03

  I mean, a nice one's gonna run you like 1,500.

• 35:05Speaker 01

  That's high. I got one, I got one for, I think for half of that, yeah.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  I think is like kinda your standard.

• 35:11H. Foley?

  Does yours open out? Do you have an ice fridge? Or is it the one door?

• 35:16Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 35:17H. Foley?

  It's open like this?

• 35:18Speaker 01

  No, those are out now.

• 35:19H. Foley?

  Really?

• 35:20Speaker 01

  Oh wait, no, it does open like that. And then I got the big guy at the bottom.

• 35:23H. Foley?

  Freezer.

• 35:23Speaker 01

  Big freezer, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The, the side-by-side, I think is out. I think that was like 80s, 90s. I think so.

• 35:30H. Foley?

  That was hot in there.

• 35:31Speaker 01

  I don't, I mean, I don't see them anywhere really.

• 35:33H. Foley?

  That was big.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  You see like the fridge up top, and then the freezer down the bottom.

• 35:39H. Foley?

  My aunt had like a, like a vintage one. It was new, but it had like that curve, like something you would see on like the set of Friends.

• 35:46Speaker 01

  I like that. The frigid air, the big fucking clunker handle, I like that. Baby blue or something?

• 35:52H. Foley?

  I feel like it was fake, wasn't making anything cold.

• 35:54Speaker 01

  Sure, I get that.

• 35:55H. Foley?

  You know what I mean?

• 35:55Speaker 01

  Too worried about the aesthetic and not about the PTUs or anything like that.

• 35:58H. Foley?

  Good thing cranking. That fridge at, uh, to go back a few weeks, at Skyline Comedy Club, the drink fridge?

• 36:05Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Yeah.

• 36:07H. Foley?

  That was like 34 degrees.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  That was alright.

• 36:11H. Foley?

  Those things were screaming. Those root beers? Woo, must've had about 14 of them.

• 36:16Speaker 01

  So I saw. Hey, I seen you. Like, gump out there.

• 36:21H. Foley?

  I saw some downstairs, too, that brewery down there. Local.

• 36:29Speaker 01

  When it comes to root beer, I only drink local. Um, let's see here. Uh, you, this is from Big Hall 69, $10 investor, never had one red. You's ever ride a bike at night? I seen a guy heading down the main avenue of my town about 11:30, no helmet, no shirt, talk about a tough look.

• 36:48H. Foley?

  That's up to no good.

• 36:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's a way...

• 36:51H. Foley?

  In the burbs?

• 36:52Speaker 01

  It's always like, it's always, I don't know why, but the street matters. If you're in a residential street, you go, this guy's cruising.

• 37:00H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 37:00Speaker 01

  He's out, he's, or he's running to Wawa. There's something, but like, when you're on a main street for a little too long, and there's a certain age and a certain bike style. An adult on a BMX bike is a tough look. Unless you're fucking Matt Hoffman, it's a bad look.

• 37:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 37:18Speaker 01

  Um...

• 37:19H. Foley?

  Never trust that. Or two guys on a scooter together. That's a hit. You know what I mean?

• 37:25Speaker 01

  Sure. I got you.

• 37:28H. Foley?

  No?

• 37:29Speaker 01

  I mean, what, you live in a bogota? What are you talking about? Uh... That's a, yeah.

• 37:37H. Foley?

  You know 202? And where Patty, near where Patty lives?

• 37:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know 202.

• 37:42H. Foley?

  Somebody riding down that at night. No side, just, you're on a highway.

• 37:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:48H. Foley?

  You're jammed up. That's got Dewey written all over it.

• 37:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's tough. That's tough.

• 37:53H. Foley?

  Kevin's talking about Rocket Money.

• 37:54Speaker 01

  Rocket Money!

• 37:55H. Foley?

  Now I know you use Rocket Money.

• 37:57Speaker 01

  I use, not, I use all the apps' features.

• 37:59H. Foley?

  You use all the apps' features. I use Rocket Money to keep an eye on my subscriptions, and if I see something I don't like, Rocket Money finds it, bang, out the door.

• 38:07Speaker 01

  Get the guillotine, cut it, out the door.

• 38:10H. Foley?

  Do yourself a favor, get over to Rocket Money, find the subscriptions you don't want, cancel them, and like Kippy said, use all the apps' features. They help you save money, they help you be smarter consumer.

• 38:20Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 38:20H. Foley?

  You know?

• 38:21Speaker 01

  Listen, they got, listen, Rocket Money got their hooks in me in all the right ways.

• 38:25H. Foley?

  Smart man.

• 38:25Speaker 01

  It has, it has made me... Listen, I'm gonna break down the fourth wall here. They, they came on as an advertiser, we signed up, I signed up to take a look at it. I gotta be honest, I frickin' love it. They email me, I get the alerts, hey, you have this bill coming up this month, this one coming up this week, this charge, hey, big charge, you know, hey, big charge, just hit your credit card, you get eyes on it real quick if it wasn't. They got it all...

• 38:48H. Foley?

  Wasn't me.

• 38:49Speaker 01

  They're, they have their focus on your finances, and it's made me save more money, spend less money, and think about my finances differently. I am a big, big proponent of it.

• 39:00H. Foley?

  Plus they got that arena.

• 39:01Speaker 01

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• 39:17H. Foley?

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• 39:27Speaker 01

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• 39:27H. Foley?

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• 39:34Speaker 01

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• 39:34H. Foley?

  That is very fantastic, as you know.

• 39:36Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Um, listen, yeah. We're...

• 39:41H. Foley?

  Knee-deep in it.

• 39:42Speaker 01

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• 39:45H. Foley?

  Where did it start?

• 39:46Speaker 01

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• 39:47H. Foley?

  Started at BetterHelp, it really did.

• 39:48Speaker 01

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• 39:49H. Foley?

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• 40:03Speaker 01

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• 40:36Speaker 01

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• 40:49H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 40:49Speaker 01

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• 40:56H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 40:57Speaker 01

  I, uh, what do you think about this? I was at a Wawa, I don't know, maybe two months ago.

• 41:02H. Foley?

  Wild Weasel?

• 41:03Speaker 01

  Wild Weasel, about two months ago.

• 41:05H. Foley?

  Super Wawa, regular?

• 41:06Speaker 01

  Uh, regs.

• 41:07H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 41:07Speaker 01

  And it, you know, it was like one of those August days, I'm in the burbs, it opens up, skies open up, it's dumping fucking rain. Guy's there, older guy, at the Wawa, and he's, and he's in his bike gear, not like fucking Tour de France, but he's on a bike ride, he's on like an exercising bike ride.

• 41:27H. Foley?

  Was he kinda Tour de France?

• 41:28Speaker 01

  I mean, he wasn't, fuck it.

• 41:30H. Foley?

  Just fuck those guys.

• 41:30Speaker 01

  He wasn't, he wasn't full-blown, but it was in, you know?

• 41:33H. Foley?

  Did he have the shoes on?

• 41:34Speaker 01

  He couldn't go to a wedding. Uh, I don't know about the shoes.

• 41:37H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 41:38Speaker 01

  Uh, enough to be like, this guy's on a bike.

• 41:40H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 41:40Speaker 01

  This guy's on an exercise, you know, a long, relatively long distance.

• 41:46Speaker 01

  So I'm there getting my ice cream or something, you know what I mean? Doing a little fucking snicky snackers.

• 41:51H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 41:52Speaker 01

  Um.

• 41:53H. Foley?

  Starts raining.

• 41:55Speaker 01

  Starts, well, I made it, whatever, it's pouring. It wasn't pouring and then skies opened up and it's dumping.

• 42:00H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 42:00Speaker 01

  And I don't think it's showing any signs of slowing down.

• 42:03H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 42:05Speaker 01

  And they got, I get out of my car, the guy's at the front, like, you know, waiting under the overhang. And then I come out and then there's another, a guy's going, "Hey, man, I can't help but notice like, you know, you're kind of stuck here, or you're stranded." It's like pouring, he goes,

• 42:19H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 42:20Speaker 01

  "How about I give you a ride home?"

• 42:22H. Foley?

  How about you get the fuck out of here?

• 42:24Speaker 01

  "What do you think about that?"

• 42:25H. Foley?

  Trying to fuck?

• 42:26Speaker 01

  That's crazy, right? Guy goes, I got, I can, I think he said, I can, he had like a regular, he had like a fucking Corolla, but the guy, he's like, "I can run back and get my,

• 42:36H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 42:37Speaker 01

  SUV, like I can get my Denali or whatever.

• 42:39H. Foley?

  What'd the bike guy say?

• 42:41Speaker 01

  Uh, I think, and he's old, I mean, this is like, he's like sixty-eight years old, the bike guy. And he's like, "I think I'm gonna wait it out."

• 42:48H. Foley?

  Yeah. Beat it.

• 42:51Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 42:52H. Foley?

  I'll go back and get my Denali.

• 42:53Speaker 01

  Or whatever it was, like I, he was gonna go-

• 42:56H. Foley?

  It wasn't a Denali.

• 42:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:57H. Foley?

  Just say that.

• 42:58Speaker 01

  So, but he was gonna go get a different vehicle. Which I'm like,

• 43:04Speaker 01

  what, I don't even know how that, no one I know in my life would ever do that. What do you, would go with them or ask?

• 43:13H. Foley?

  Sure. If it was like some super old guy on like a regular bike and, "Okay, yeah, alright."

• 43:19Speaker 01

  But then, I mean, like, why is the old guy on a bike? If you're old enough to be on a bike, you're old enough to like,

• 43:24H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 43:25Speaker 01

  Wait it out or ride home and get wet.

• 43:27H. Foley?

  Damn, that's wild.

• 43:29Speaker 01

  I mean, if you're like some old geezer, yeah, but then I go, "What the fuck you doing on a bike? You got a family that loves you? Call up your fucking, one of your fucking stotting those grandkids, come pick you up."

• 43:37H. Foley?

  You ever pull over and help somebody?

• 43:38Speaker 01

  What?

• 43:39H. Foley?

  Now?

• 43:39Speaker 01

  That's how you get got, dude.

• 43:40H. Foley?

  My dad would do it every once in a while. Local roads. If like a family was like, the car was broken down or something, pull over and try to help.

• 43:49Speaker 01

  I don't know if, no, that's, I'm not, that's like-

• 43:51H. Foley?

  Not now.

• 43:52Speaker 01

  That's like, "I'm sorry, you get, you know." That's a, it's a you problem, guy. I seen too many Datelines, I ain't fucking, you ain't getting me.

• 44:01H. Foley?

  I remember one time, uh, there was a bad storm and a power line was in the middle of the street and like a car was there. And the car was like stopped.

• 44:08Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:09H. Foley?

  My dad was like, "Don't, anybody, get out of the fucking car." I was like, "I'm gonna go help." He's like, "Shut the fuck up."

• 44:17Speaker 01

  That is you.

• 44:17H. Foley?

  Oh, I would've been zapped.

• 44:19Speaker 01

  Shut the fu- you're like fucking Sully Sullenberger yelling at you.

• 44:22H. Foley?

  I would've been zapped instantly.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:26Speaker 01

  You'd be landing the Hudson, you'd be complaining, your wifi's out. Shut up! Fucking land this fucking bird.

• 44:32H. Foley?

  You can make it back to LaGuardia, quit beating a bitch! That water's freezing.

• 44:36Speaker 01

  I'm gonna miss my connection. Oh, are ya? I'm gonna help him.

• 44:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 44:43Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, that's a, yeah, we're not a helping, fa- like, help each other and like people, but like strangers. We were already at the point where it was like,

• 44:53H. Foley?

  The two thousands.

• 44:54Speaker 01

  I mean, even the nineties, you weren't fucking,

• 44:56H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 44:57Speaker 01

  You weren't, like, there was already the stories of-

• 45:00H. Foley?

  Might as well be hitchhiking.

• 45:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, fuck that. Uh-

• 45:03H. Foley?

  You know what hitchhiking is?

• 45:05Speaker 03

  There's too many ways to help yourself nowadays. You do not need to stop for people.

• 45:10H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 45:11Speaker 01

  It's a great point.

• 45:12H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 45:13Speaker 01

  It's a great point.

• 45:14H. Foley?

  People ask you on the street like, "Hey, where's this?" You got a fucking phone in your hand, man?

• 45:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:18H. Foley?

  What are you doing? Is this a fucking setup?

• 45:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:23H. Foley?

  Fuck that. Gotta get you.

• 45:26Speaker 01

  I always, we always, I thought I was getting set up here, I was in the elevator yesterday. This guy like squirrely, he's coming in, I got the cams, so I have, I have a small belly.

• 45:36H. Foley?

  Right?

• 45:36Speaker 01

  He's coming in with like, he's like working on like audio video install or something, like it was like, you know, action, AV or something on his shirt. So he's got like the bucket full of tools, he's got the card, he's got something in his hand, so I'm like-

• 45:48H. Foley?

  He's in the elevator when you get in or he's behind you?

• 45:49Speaker 01

  I'm letting him in the front door. I hold the door for him to get in the front door so he can wheel his stuff. We got to the front door at the same time, I give him a hand. So then he's having trouble getting on the elevator, so I get in. He's like, he's a little squirrely.

• 46:01H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:01Speaker 01

  And I'm like, you know, also, I'm like, "You're a construction worker." Construction workers are like the, cause they're, they're so used to carrying stuff in and out, upstairs, elevators, in and out of, like, they know the easiest and best way to do, to move.

• 46:16H. Foley?

  Right.

• 46:17Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Like, if you ever need a fucking couch moved, some guy who fucking hangs sheet rock is gonna come in and go, "This is the angle, you do it, you grab that," like, they, they're moving shit.

• 46:27H. Foley?

  So he didn't seem like he-

• 46:28Speaker 01

  He seemed, and he sweated in and he wasn't saying that, it was just like weird.

• 46:33H. Foley?

  Was it me?

• 46:33Speaker 01

  And then, that's what I thought, and then we get in.

• 46:35H. Foley?

  Take off the mustache.

• 46:37Speaker 01

  And he's like, uh, we get in the elevator and he's like, uh,

• 46:42Speaker 01

  you know, "You gotta live life." And I'm like-

• 46:44H. Foley?

  Was he going to, did you push the button and he was going to the same floor?

• 46:48Speaker 01

  No, he was going to the floor beneath us.

• 46:50H. Foley?

  Uh-huh. You gotta live life.

• 46:52Speaker 01

  I go, "Yeah," he goes, "You never know when it's over."

• 46:55H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 46:55Speaker 01

  And I'm like, I'm like, "I'm gonna fucking ground and pound you, big guy." I'm gonna fucking, I'm like, dude, not today, I'm having a bad frig a week.

• 47:05H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 47:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, and he goes, "You never know when it could all just,

• 47:09H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 47:10Speaker 01

  Or something like that, I'm like-

• 47:11H. Foley?

  Say some shit like that.

• 47:12Speaker 01

  And I'm, in my head, I'm like, "Foley sent you for sure, dude."

• 47:15H. Foley?

  I made a fool of myself in an elevator just yesterday.

• 47:17Speaker 01

  Was I there?

• 47:18H. Foley?

  No.

• 47:19Speaker 01

  Okay. I don't know, you've done that, I mean, maybe they picked the time and place.

• 47:24H. Foley?

  Was it, did I ask the lady, "Have you had a nice purse or something like that?" Were we in an elevator in like a casino?

• 47:30Speaker 01

  We're in an elevator in like Indianapolis or something, nice hotel.

• 47:33H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 47:34Speaker 01

  And you're like,

• 47:35H. Foley?

  That's a nice bag.

• 47:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was like fucking, you know, ten thirty and eleven o'clock at night and she gets on, she, we use, this is before Luke. Yeah, this is pre-Luke on the road with us. It was just the three of us and we get in the elevator and he's like, she's like a better looking, older woman, you know what I mean, dressed nice, but not like, whatever. And it's the three of us and she's, but like, we're behind her, you know what I mean, like she's at closest to the door, so that's like a, not a threat, like a little bit of a vulnerable position.

• 48:03H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  She got her back to three fucking Neanderthals.

• 48:07H. Foley?

  I might've been tripping or something, I think it was on mushrooms.

• 48:09Speaker 01

  That was another time. We're on the elevator and with like a mother and her daughter and you're like, "I'm tripping balls right now." I'm like, "Oh, cool, guy, how about you read a fucking room?"

• 48:21H. Foley?

  Well, yesterday, I get on the elevator and there's a, just a regular woman on there eating a plum. And I don't know why, I go, "How's that plum?"

• 48:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, "What are you doing? What are you doing? Knock it off with that, you're fucking cooked." "I got plum."

• 48:37Speaker 03

  Out of all your indiscretions,

• 48:38Speaker 01

  That's kind of normal, I'll give you that.

• 48:40Speaker 03

  Because a plum is an odd fruit to be eating.

• 48:43H. Foley?

  Well, here's the thing, I like plums, but nine times out of ten, they stink.

• 48:50H. Foley?

  So I was just-

• 48:53Speaker 01

  You know what, you're not wrong, I listen, I-

• 48:54H. Foley?

  You gotta live life every day, lady.

• 48:57Speaker 01

  You're better off just saying that, going, "How's that plum?" Cause I find, I eat a lot of plums and nine of them stink. That's okay, that's a little more engaging than, "How you plum?"

• 49:07H. Foley?

  I didn't say it like that.

• 49:08Speaker 01

  I wasn't there, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna ask-

• 49:10H. Foley?

  "How's that plum?" She said, "It's actually pretty good."

• 49:14Speaker 01

  This is my stop.

• 49:17H. Foley?

  I had no follow-up.

• 49:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:19H. Foley?

  I get nervous, or I don't know.

• 49:20Speaker 01

  Nervous pervis.

• 49:21H. Foley?

  I feel like I don't want people to think I'm a creep. I talk.

• 49:25Speaker 03

  Then you never have the follow-up.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, just be quiet.

• 49:28H. Foley?

  What's the follow-up?

• 49:29Speaker 03

  Anything.

• 49:29H. Foley?

  I shouldn't have said it.

• 49:30Speaker 03

  You're a smart guy, like-

• 49:32H. Foley?

  It would've been worse if I was like, "I like plums."

• 49:37Speaker 01

  Listen. I'm not-

• 49:39H. Foley?

  If it was an apple, I wouldn't have said anything. Everybody's eating apples. What's less than you saw somebody eating a goddamn plum?

• 49:45Speaker 01

  I think my wife eats a good amount of plums. I don't touch the stuff. Um-

• 49:50H. Foley?

  In public?

• 49:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, she eats fruit in public, I don't like-

• 49:53H. Foley?

  You don't like a plum?

• 49:53Speaker 01

  No.

• 49:54H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 49:55Speaker 01

  I think there's crazier things.

• 49:57H. Foley?

  Sure, I can name a few. Asking somebody if they like a plum on an elevator? You a plum guy?

• 50:02Speaker 01

  I don't think I've ever had one.

• 50:04H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 50:05Speaker 01

  New Patreon challenge, ba ba ba ba!

• 50:07H. Foley?

  We were big plum people. Patty loved the plum.

• 50:11Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 50:13H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  You might've sounded weird.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 50:17H. Foley?

  You know, a prune is just a plum, dried, dried plum?

• 50:20Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. And grapes or raisins.

• 50:22H. Foley?

  Oh my god. That's what I said to the lady. Did you know?

• 50:29H. Foley?

  Fuck.

• 50:32H. Foley?

  I stink.

• 50:33Speaker 01

  No, you're great, man.

• 50:35H. Foley?

  I was just trying to be nice.

• 50:36Speaker 01

  I, I, listen, I understand. I'm all for it. You'll find your footing. Go for it. Take, you know, you miss 100% of the, the plums you don't eat, or whatever. I, listen, I think, I think it's great. Think you're out there socializing. Think you're a nice guy.

• 50:51H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 50:54H. Foley?

  I've been nervous on this elevator once or twice, too. Somebody gets in.

• 50:57Speaker 01

  Well, it's tight.

• 50:58H. Foley?

  Yeah. Somebody gets in and they push a button that the thing's not, I know there's nobody on that floor.

• 51:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, what the fuck you doing here?

• 51:05H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'm like, there's nobody on that floor.

• 51:08Speaker 01

  Like, I actually own the building. Okay.

• 51:10H. Foley?

  You like plums?

• 51:13Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see here. Uh, this one's great. This is from Soul Rack. $10 garbage man here. Have you or anyone in your family ever gotten their head stuck between two railings and needed to use butter or oil to get their head out?

• 51:25H. Foley?

  I just saw a video of a kid that did it in like, uh, uptown. It was on a fence.

• 51:30Speaker 01

  Uh, I think I saw that, too.

• 51:31H. Foley?

  NYPD had it coming.

• 51:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:33H. Foley?

  That's a crazy move that they do. They pulling a tourniquet on it. And like, the one next to the kid, they put a tourniquet on it and they bend the thing that way.

• 51:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, they pull it out, no?

• 51:45H. Foley?

  Yeah, what if that rod snaps? Fucking rip the kid's head off.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  I mean, what else are you gonna do? Pull out the fucking jaws of life?

• 51:51H. Foley?

  Okay, you fucking cut it. Get the sawzall out.

• 51:55Speaker 01

  Nah, sawzall, I'd rattle his fucking brain into soup, dude. Ah, that's too long. Nah, you need to bend it.

• 52:03H. Foley?

  You could snap.

• 52:04Speaker 01

  If it's wood, you saw it. I think I, I did it once somewhere. I wanna say that someone's house, cousin's. I got nervous. I got out, but that like,

• 52:12H. Foley?

  That's instant panic, dude.

• 52:13Speaker 01

  Panic sets in. When you like, go left and you go right, oh my god.

• 52:17H. Foley?

  Your big ass head.

• 52:20Speaker 01

  Got stuck in the window.

• 52:21H. Foley?

  That's a brand new dining room chair. You're walking around like a deer with other antlers on him. You ever see that? What the fuck happened to you guys? Must've been drunk.

• 52:31Speaker 01

  Lay off the peyote, guy. Uh, yeah, that's, uh, that's a tough look, but it happens. You know, you can't, it's very trashy, especially if it's like,

• 52:41H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's a trashy kid.

• 52:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz it like, it shows that like, he's a bit of a dumb dumb. He's a little unsupervised, for sure, the, you know, something.

• 52:52H. Foley?

  Anything where the fire department's gotta come and it's something like that, I would be too embarrassed.

• 52:58Speaker 01

  I told you, we had to, I,

• 53:00H. Foley?

  Like, I feel like if I was choking, I would just choke.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  That's how, that scared the shit out of me one time, too. Dude, we were down, we were,

• 53:10Speaker 01

  uh, my stepdad, before he passed, this was, we were down the shore. This is the early days of AYG. This is like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:17H. Foley?

  You were choking?

• 53:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 53:19H. Foley?

  Oh, you had your head stuck in a railing?

• 53:21Speaker 01

  I had a bunch of, I bought a bunch of bad meat. This is during the pandemic. I bought a bunch of bad meat. And it was like, I put it in the deep freeze. We had like, a bait freezer, like a deep freezer at the, down the shore. And I put a bunch of stuff, it was bad. And I put it in there because like, I didn't wanna leave it in the trash can, so I'm like, oh, I'll just put it in here.

• 53:39H. Foley?

  You weren't gonna eat it, okay.

• 53:40Speaker 01

  I wasn't gonna eat it, but it had gone bad in the fridge. It was already bad to begin with. And I was like, I'll make these $2 steaks tonight, and then I didn't for like, two weeks. So then I put them in the freezer because it wasn't trash night and I didn't want that shit fucking bringing bugs and shit, getting rank. So I put it in the deep freezer. My stepdad found it. And I'm like, he, he's also the kinda guy, like, it's his freezer, he knows he didn't buy the meat, and he just like, came in and I came home and he was cooking the steaks. I'm like, motherfucker, there isn't any of your steaks.

• 54:10H. Foley?

  That's chicken.

• 54:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, I go, where'd you get them? He goes, there are a whole bunch of steaks in a bait, and I go, guy, they're bad. He goes, you cook them, you cook them hot enough, that'll be, I go,

• 54:21H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 54:22Speaker 01

  He's, well, he was a wild guy.

• 54:23H. Foley?

  Did he eat them?

• 54:25Speaker 01

  Well, they were so frozen. Or like, they, these were like,

• 54:30Speaker 01

  these were like, you know, like caveman, like, you, you have to thaw them out, you know what I mean?

• 54:37H. Foley?

  Woo.

• 54:38Speaker 01

  And he tried to turn the broiler on or something happened, and the fucking smoke alarm went off. And then he was under the impression, ah, that'll just, he like, opened the window and just, let it burn off, that'll, that'll fly, you know, create a backdraft, something. Cross breeze. That didn't work. And it went off so long that it was connected to, cuz it was like, a condo. So it was connected to the main thing. The main thing went off, and that's in, that's no longer a, a local alarm. That goes right to,

• 55:07H. Foley?

  ADP shows up.

• 55:08Speaker 01

  That goes right to the fucking

• 55:10H. Foley?

  Right.

• 55:10Speaker 01

  Fire rescue. They show up. This is North Wildwood. They come in heavy. These dudes are waiting for this.

• 55:17H. Foley?

  Firemen?

• 55:18Speaker 01

  Seven fire trucks. Dude, they got the intersections blocked off. My stepdad blamed it on my wife. He goes, my, uh, my daughter-in-law's not, she's from Europe, it was a Celsius. And I went, you fucking, I don't give a, that is fucking, that is quick thinking.

• 55:35H. Foley?

  My idiot stepson.

• 55:37Speaker 01

  He goes, I'll take care of it. Fucking walked out, threw her under the bus, kept it moving.

• 55:43H. Foley?

  Got the steaks hot and ready?

• 55:44Speaker 01

  Did some burnt steak dips.

• 55:47H. Foley?

  Oh, man.

• 55:48Speaker 01

  Oh, god. Uh, alright, let's see here. Um, this one's from Gorilla Triscuits. That's a pretty good name.

• 55:56H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 55:56Speaker 01

  What is Gorilla Biscuits? Is that pills or something? Isn't that, the Gorilla Biscuits? Or Disco Biscuits? I'm thinking Disco Biscuits.

• 56:04H. Foley?

  That's a band.

• 56:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, which Disco Biscuits, I think were pills, though.

• 56:07H. Foley?

  Something in Studio 54.

• 56:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:10Speaker 03

  It's a jam band.

• 56:11Speaker 01

  Who is?

• 56:12Speaker 03

  Disco Biscuits.

• 56:13Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 56:14Speaker 03

  But then,

• 56:15Speaker 01

  I thought the name, I could be wrong, I don't know. Pop, I think, yeah, you pop,

• 56:18Speaker 03

  Street slang for recreational drugs.

• 56:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, pop a couple of Disco Biscuits. Um, anyway, never had one read before. You ever have your car stolen, it was recovered with more gas than when you parked it? That's a tough look.

• 56:31H. Foley?

  20 bucks in the dash?

• 56:33Speaker 01

  Everything's coming up kippy.

• 56:36Speaker 01

  Get the oil changed, get it inspected?

• 56:38H. Foley?

  That's brutal.

• 56:39Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, that's a, but then you gotta think, if someone steals a car, and there's not that much gas, they're gonna put gas in it.

• 56:46H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 56:46Speaker 01

  Otherwise, you're like, what am I, I just fucking did grand theft auto, I'm gonna get something out of this.

• 56:51H. Foley?

  Yeah, I respect it.

• 56:52Speaker 01

  So it makes sense to me.

• 56:53H. Foley?

  The balls to go to a gas station, though, not your car.

• 56:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, then you're, you're just fucking cammed up. You're just on tape.

• 56:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 57:00Speaker 01

  And every, I mean, like,

• 57:01H. Foley?

  They don't really care about stolen cars, though.

• 57:03Speaker 01

  They don't, which is wild.

• 57:05H. Foley?

  They don't give a fuck. They don't ever look for the guy. It's crazy.

• 57:10Speaker 01

  I mean, they, I told you, they called my guys and they got fucking let go.

• 57:14H. Foley?

  Yeah. Just steal, I feel like if I did it, I'd get fucking 20 years.

• 57:17Speaker 03

  Yeah. You'd be the guy who gets like, the book thrown at him.

• 57:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 57:23H. Foley?

  Of course, I'd have to listen.

• 57:25Speaker 01

  Your honor, I love plums. You can't get no good plums in a pen?

• 57:32Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see, this is from OJ's wife's boyfriend. $10 bug man, have had one read, okay.

• 57:38H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  Are you garbage if you have a no soliciting sign on your front door? Extra points if it's homemade sign or written on cardboard like my neighbor has.

• 57:45H. Foley?

  100%.

• 57:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, ah, yes. I get the soliciting's bad, and I was a solicitor for a long time, and we did not,

• 57:53H. Foley?

  Now?

• 57:54Speaker 01

  What?

• 57:54H. Foley?

  People still banging on doors?

• 57:56Speaker 01

  That's huge.

• 57:56H. Foley?

  Really?

• 57:57Speaker 01

  It's big. Yeah, it's cheap. It's like lead generation. I mean, we did it. It's like, you go, hey, we're in town, you know, you pay some, I mean, we, we were,

• 58:06H. Foley?

  We'd spot those bozos walking around the neighborhood.

• 58:09Speaker 01

  I know, but not everybody, you go, hey, I'll give you an estimate on your gutters right now. I'm working on your, I'm working on the Jenkins's right down the street. And they go, oh, yeah, we were thinking about it. It's like a thing you need to get, I'm not, listen, we were never the same, but,

• 58:23H. Foley?

  You're not making up the driveway with Patty Foley.

• 58:26Speaker 01

  I just, I mean, I get from like, maybe a danger situation.

• 58:30H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 58:31Speaker 01

  I guess that that's like,

• 58:32H. Foley?

  Would you get, you get into the house and be sitting there?

• 58:35Speaker 01

  People are in the house, yeah, they come out.

• 58:36H. Foley?

  Cup of coffee?

• 58:37Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 58:38H. Foley?

  Snack?

• 58:39Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I was, I was outside guy.

• 58:42H. Foley?

  Smoke in here? Ripping the heater in the living room? Nice joint you got here, huh?

• 58:46Speaker 01

  You got an upstairs bathroom? I gotta take a wicked deuce.

• 58:51H. Foley?

  Yeah, but, yeah. A beware of dog sign is pretty trashy.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  I also said, it shouldn't be beware of dog. It should be dog on property. See if this is true, cuz beware of dog indicates that this dog will bite you.

• 59:05H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's what they want.

• 59:06Speaker 01

  Yes, but you can be sued.

• 59:08H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 59:08Speaker 01

  Dog on property is, I didn't, they can go, you knew you had me over, you had me in the backyard, or whatever, if it does bite somebody.

• 59:16H. Foley?

  Ah, if you were like, an invited guest.

• 59:18Speaker 01

  I don't know the rules, but somebody was just like, do not get, I was a dirtbag listener of ours, when I got the house, wrote in, do not, is that true?

• 59:24Speaker 03

  You're right, yeah.

• 59:25H. Foley?

  Really?

• 59:26Speaker 03

  Google's saying, um, proof of prior knowledge, uh, in one bite jurisdictions, or one bite everybody knows the rules of jurisdictions. Uh, under common law negligence theories, a plaintiff must prove you knew or you should have known that your dog was dangerous.

• 59:41H. Foley?

  But wouldn't that also go for slippery when wet? You know it's slippery.

• 59:46H. Foley?

  Right?

• 59:47Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 59:48H. Foley?

  I gotta get to a CVS. Be back in an hour.

• 59:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I don't think, uh,

• 59:53H. Foley?

  It's the same thing.

• 59:54Speaker 01

  No.

• 59:54H. Foley?

  No?

• 59:55Speaker 01

  Because the dog, getting bit by the dog's out of your control. If you go, if you run on a slippery, if you see a slippery when wet sign and then run,

• 1:00:03Speaker 03

  That's not moving.

• 1:00:04Speaker 01

  Yeah. We know it's slippery.

• 1:00:06Speaker 03

  That area is not moving.

• 1:00:08H. Foley?

  Right.

• 1:00:08Speaker 01

  We, beware of dog. I don't know. Listen, I'm not,

• 1:00:12H. Foley?

  I saw beware of dog sign when I was a kid. Mm-mm. I ain't going near that place.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:17H. Foley?

  Mean dog.

• 1:00:19Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:00:20H. Foley?

  Fuck that. Patty's got a no soliciting sign.

• 1:00:24Speaker 01

  I get it. Older, broad by herself, you just don't want people, you know, I get it. I, you know, I, I don't know. I, I don't think we ever got hit as kids growing up with it. Like, and I don't remember anybody ever soliciting anything, really. Then I became a solicitor.

• 1:00:41H. Foley?

  It would be instant panic if somebody knocked on our front door.

• 1:00:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, I get that.

• 1:00:45H. Foley?

  Fuck that.

• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see here. Uh, we got time for one more, and we gotta wrap it up. Uh, this one's from FrunkusWalnuts13. $10 homie, never had one single itsy-bitsy one read.

• 1:00:59H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  Uh, is it garbage if you watch an entire movie in 12 parts on YouTube? That's a fucking, that is so specific.

• 1:01:09H. Foley?

  Dude, that's how I watch Yellowstone.

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  I know.

• 1:01:12H. Foley?

  Shorts.

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  I get it. Shorts is crazy.

• 1:01:16H. Foley?

  I like it.

• 1:01:17Speaker 01

  No, I get, listen.

• 1:01:18H. Foley?

  Makes the show seem awesome.

• 1:01:19Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:01:20H. Foley?

  Not sit through that filler stuff.

• 1:01:22Speaker 01

  A filler episode, that was big too. The Sopranos, whatever, Entourage, like when all that, as a filler app.

• 1:01:28H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:29Speaker 01

  Fucking filler app, nothing really happened.

• 1:01:31H. Foley?

  I don't know how we consumed TV like that. Like especially The Sopranos, like I was locked into The Sopranos 99, when it dropped. You'd have to wait.

• 1:01:41Speaker 01

  Buddy, it's 2026, you're pretty locked into The Sopranos still.

• 1:01:43H. Foley?

  But I can watch it all in full, or on my shorts.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, you had no other, you didn't know anything else.

• 1:01:48H. Foley?

  But waiting that week, and if the episode was like, ugh, you're like, fuck.

• 1:01:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:53H. Foley?

  Drove you mad.

• 1:01:55Speaker 01

  Hmm, yeah, I guess. I mean, I remember being disappointed, but like, you didn't know anything else. There was no other world where you got your stuff right away. There was no on-demand.

• 1:02:02H. Foley?

  I wanted it.

• 1:02:03Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:02:04H. Foley?

  I thought it up. I can't have it now.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:02:08H. Foley?

  It's a random song on the phone.

• 1:02:09Speaker 03

  They do it now, and it kinda doesn't make sense to me. Or they should be changing up, but the weekly release of episodes.

• 1:02:15H. Foley?

  Yeah, sometimes they do. They release the first three.

• 1:02:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:18H. Foley?

  I'm a fucking dickhead.

• 1:02:19Speaker 01

  I always fall out of it. I fall into it. I hear I crushed the three, and then after the fourth, they go, maybe I'll come back for the, but then like, yeah, fucking, I got shit to do.

• 1:02:27H. Foley?

  Or they hit you two years later with season two or something like that?

• 1:02:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't like that. Then they started splitting up season, like season seven is six episodes, and then it's, uh, season seven, 48, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:39H. Foley?

  That's how I fell out of, uh, The Boys.

• 1:02:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, that makes sense.

• 1:02:43H. Foley?

  You know?

• 1:02:44Speaker 03

  They took a lot of time in between seasons, too.

• 1:02:45H. Foley?

  And Invincible.

• 1:02:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:48H. Foley?

  The cartoon.

• 1:02:48Speaker 01

  The Vince Poli vehicle?

• 1:02:50H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:02:51Speaker 01

  We gotta wrap it up.

• 1:02:52H. Foley?

  Saw that in theaters.

• 1:02:53Speaker 01

  Did you?

• 1:02:54H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:54Speaker 01

  I told you, a lot of my boys were in it.

• 1:02:56H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:57Speaker 01

  A lot of kids that I grew up with all went down.

• 1:02:59H. Foley?

  Tried out for it?

• 1:03:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, they needed extras.

• 1:03:02H. Foley?

  That would've been awesome.

• 1:03:05Speaker 01

  I went out for a cheerleader.

• 1:03:06H. Foley?

  Did you?

• 1:03:06Speaker 01

  Denied. Why?

• 1:03:10H. Foley?

  Fuck, I should've read for that. Could've been Vince Poli. That's how he got it. He went down and tried out. So he got on the Eagles.

• 1:03:17Speaker 01

  There you go. What movie are they shooting in town?

• 1:03:20H. Foley?

  Right now?

• 1:03:21Speaker 01

  See, anything. Find out and go.

• 1:03:23H. Foley?

  Go down there?

• 1:03:24Speaker 01

  And be like, hey, Vince, this is your, this is your invincible moment. This is it. Look, get a, get a, get a, get a, get a active productions.

• 1:03:31H. Foley?

  I missed the Hershey story. They were filming that in PA.

• 1:03:34Speaker 01

  The what?

• 1:03:34H. Foley?

  The Hershey story, Mr. Hershey. The guy invented Hershey's.

• 1:03:39Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:03:39H. Foley?

  They're filming that in Pittsburgh.

• 1:03:42Speaker 01

  Why didn't they film it in Hershey, PA?

• 1:03:44H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  You're telling me they shot the Hershey movie in Pittsburgh? Man, showbiz is fucking floundering. You can't afford, you can't afford to.

• 1:03:52H. Foley?

  Czechoslovakia.

• 1:03:54Speaker 01

  Shot in Albania for the weekend.

• 1:03:55H. Foley?

  What do you got? You got anything booming?

• 1:03:57Speaker 03

  Tires, season three.

• 1:03:59H. Foley?

  Hey!

• 1:04:00Speaker 03

  Mayor of Kingstown in Pittsburgh.

• 1:04:02Speaker 01

  No, what's in New York?

• 1:04:03Speaker 03

  There's a ta, oh, we're doing, I thought we were doing Philly.

• 1:04:05Speaker 01

  No, New York, something he can go.

• 1:04:07Speaker 03

  Past season two.

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:04:08Speaker 03

  Past season two.

• 1:04:09H. Foley?

  Who?

• 1:04:10Speaker 01

  Nice task.

• 1:04:11H. Foley?

  Than Philly?

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:13H. Foley?

  Can't do the accent.

• 1:04:13Speaker 03

  Bucks Montgomery.

• 1:04:14H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 1:04:15Speaker 01

  Bucks, hit me up!

• 1:04:16H. Foley?

  Stay with Patty. Gang, we love you to death. Check out, uh, are you garbage dot com? Come see us on the road. Watch American Garbage. We love you. We'll see you in three days. Peace.