Retro Cell Phones! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Whoa, New York City, New York, the Army of Garbage Tour is coming home to the Big Apple, baby. Round up the squad in all the tri-state area, Long Island, I'm looking at you. Come on out and see the boys.

• 0:13Speaker 01

  Yes, uh, November 13th, we're gonna be at Gotham Comedy Club. We're doing two shows. These will sell out very fast, so get your tickets and we'll see you there. AreYouGarbage.com, love ya.

• 0:23Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:42H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.

• 0:48Speaker 01

  He did not.

• 0:49H. Foley?

  This is Are You Garbage.

• 0:50Speaker 01

  Hey, yeah.

• 0:51H. Foley?

  It's a little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they group to be classy.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:55H. Foley?

  Or if they're just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:57Speaker 01

  Pasura.

• 0:58H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toody's in a new addition. He just got a very important fax.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:05H. Foley?

  Came over the wire.

• 1:06Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:07H. Foley?

  I can't talk about it publicly.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  Obviously.

• 1:09H. Foley?

  But things are gonna change around here.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:12H. Foley?

  My goes coming at you from across the table.

• 1:14Speaker 01

  It's gonna start getting funnier, I hope. I hope that's the big change.

• 1:17H. Foley?

  This is what we call a family episode, just the boys, the bozos and the homies, just the way we like it. Kevin Ryan, everybody.

• 1:24Speaker 01

  Hey, what's up, gang?

• 1:26H. Foley?

  Can't remember if I said it's sitting there.

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Shout out to the...

• 1:29H. Foley?

  Nice toody jacket, though.

• 1:30Speaker 01

  Thanks for tuning in, uh, as always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, full video available over there on Spotify and the boys are climbing the frickin' charts, gang. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content and we got our hot new...

• 1:49H. Foley?

  Yes, we do.

• 1:50Speaker 01

  Toody jackets.

• 1:51H. Foley?

  Street jackets.

• 1:52Speaker 01

  Stand up and take a look.

• 1:53H. Foley?

  Look at that. Look at that.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 1:56H. Foley?

  Like a street tuft walking around. Bowling league kippy. Saturday night fever.

• 2:03Speaker 01

  Get them while they last, limited supply for cool guys only, obviously. That's why you don't have one.

• 2:09H. Foley?

  Justin, I got one out there. Doesn't fit in the traditional sense.

• 2:16Speaker 01

  So I've, yeah, that was, you did not, I asked, I asked, I go, what size is that? You did not wanna tell me what size that was.

• 2:25H. Foley?

  I had to try.

• 2:26Speaker 01

  I think it's, I think you finally tried on what we call the real feel.

• 2:29H. Foley?

  The real feel.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  Human clothes.

• 2:31H. Foley?

  However, let me tell you...

• 2:33Speaker 01

  Not those tarps, you, tarp shop you go to.

• 2:36H. Foley?

  I was down there at the DXL just yesterday, trying on a couple of dress shirts for a function that I have coming up.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  Psycho bunny.

• 2:43H. Foley?

  Very important soiree. Uh, no, you scared me off Psycho Bunny.

• 2:48Speaker 01

  And not me, the Patreon also, I don't know if you saw, was, was, I think the kids are calling it drag in ya.

• 2:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm not going into this with that.

• 2:59Speaker 01

  So I went with Crazy Rhino.

• 3:01H. Foley?

  Nice tap out suit. Um, I, uh, I had an XL on yesterday.

• 3:10Speaker 01

  Did you see, you're, you're...

• 3:11H. Foley?

  Now, here's the thing.

• 3:12Speaker 01

  Dude, this is...

• 3:13H. Foley?

  Let me tell you something right now.

• 3:14Speaker 01

  No, you're, this is like the dot com bubble.

• 3:15H. Foley?

  This is what the fax was about, by the way.

• 3:17Speaker 01

  This is bad. You're fucked up, guy.

• 3:19H. Foley?

  I had an XL on, I had a DXL XL on yesterday.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  We're living in a bad time in society.

• 3:25H. Foley?

  Who is the brand? It was Harbor Bay.

• 3:27Speaker 01

  Anytime, anytime, anytime you're...

• 3:32H. Foley?

  Their crab trap collection.

• 3:34Speaker 01

  Anytime your clothing line sounds like a neighborhood, you're hearing bad news. This is brought to you by Village Shires, everybody.

• 3:44H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 3:45Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 3:46H. Foley?

  And it fit.

• 3:48Speaker 01

  Uh huh, dude, an XL, that's...

• 3:51H. Foley?

  It passed the set, it passed the sit down test.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  So is that what you bought an XL?

• 3:54H. Foley?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 3:56Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:57H. Foley?

  I went the other way. Bought a polo, button down, the pinstripe, the classic, and a nice pair of pants.

• 4:03Speaker 01

  What color pinstripe? Like the, like the...

• 4:05H. Foley?

  The blue, the light blue, you know the light blue pinstripe, the classic? Like a Yankee. Yeah, that's why the Yankees always win, Frank. Can't stop staring at those pinstripes.

• 4:14Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 4:15H. Foley?

  Frank Abagnale, senior.

• 4:16Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:17H. Foley?

  Um, one thing I wanted to run by you, I had a fun experience, it's funny to come back from a DXL story about XL shirts, was at a Mickey D's a couple of weeks ago, drive through.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Man, you are gonna blow up again.

• 4:33H. Foley?

  The hell I am.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  You were just saying up there, yeah, I know, you're dancing with the devil in the pale.

• 4:40H. Foley?

  Hanging up the dose. Was the Chipotle shrimp pasta a bad choice before the second show at, uh, San Diego?

• 4:46Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:47H. Foley?

  Or, but, very spicy. Not a Chipotle guy. The flavor, not the store.

• 4:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't want, you don't want them after ya.

• 4:55H. Foley?

  No, but Chipotle flavor, get outta here with that. I'm a mole guy, like a mole.

• 5:00Speaker 01

  I've seen your back, ladies, gentlemen. Ole mole, okay.

• 5:07H. Foley?

  A little squeamish.

• 5:08Speaker 01

  So you're, okay, let me see if I can get myself into this, into this scene. You're at...

• 5:12H. Foley?

  Put your head in there.

• 5:13Speaker 01

  You're at...

• 5:14H. Foley?

  Drive through.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  Hot guy like you.

• 5:16H. Foley?

  Hot guy like me, good looking kid.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  Hot guy. Before we started, he's looking at this one, he goes, is there another guy as attractive as I am? That's what he fucking said to me. That's, that's how far this guy has gone off. I think they call it the reservation. You're out there with the buffalo, dude. You're wandering the great plains of fucking Bizarro Land. Um, okay, so you're at a McDonald's.

• 5:37H. Foley?

  Right.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  Couple of weeks ago.

• 5:39H. Foley?

  Couple of weeks ago.

• 5:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, totally.

• 5:41H. Foley?

  I've been to a McDonald's since, I'm not saying I haven't, this is a specific story about me being at a McDonald's a couple of weeks ago.

• 5:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay.

• 5:48H. Foley?

  Um, I pull up, I get a quarter pounder with cheese, nothing else. I'd lose the onions, lose the ketchup, lose the pickles.

• 5:57Speaker 01

  I think you meant nothing else, just...

• 5:58H. Foley?

  No.

• 5:59Speaker 01

  You may, okay.

• 6:00H. Foley?

  That cake.

• 6:01Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 6:02H. Foley?

  Some frizz.

• 6:03Speaker 01

  Some potato, you have any starch back there? Okay.

• 6:06H. Foley?

  I asked for mash, said, give me a baked potato, no butter, they didn't have it. I was like, give me...

• 6:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'll do two fish filets.

• 6:13H. Foley?

  Give me a bucket of fries.

• 6:14Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:15H. Foley?

  Which, did you know if you get a fish filet...

• 6:18Speaker 01

  I did not.

• 6:19H. Foley?

  And a double cheeseburger, that's considered a surf and turf. Gentlemen's move, make that fish filet delicious.

• 6:27Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:28H. Foley?

  Anyway, this trash bag that was working there, comes to the window, gives us the order.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  That was working there or ordering there? What are you talking about? You, you're gonna sit here and cast dispersion on a hardworking guy at fucking McDonald's?

• 6:42H. Foley?

  Now, I was on a bicycle, but they're still...

• 6:45Speaker 01

  I got wheels.

• 6:46H. Foley?

  Obligating to serve me. And he comes up and he goes...

• 6:50Speaker 01

  Was I in a shopping cart? Maybe.

• 6:52H. Foley?

  They're making fresh quarters. Pull up, use that lingo.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  You feel cool. Now, now you feel like you're in the military.

• 6:58H. Foley?

  I let everybody know, I have fresh quarters coming.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, what's the whole, I'm working on some fresh quarters.

• 7:03H. Foley?

  Fresh quarter.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:05H. Foley?

  Loved it, I was like, that's fucking awesome.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'll take...

• 7:08H. Foley?

  I didn't realize, they probably have their own language in there, for shit.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  Well, quarters is a American word, is an English word.

• 7:14H. Foley?

  I know.

• 7:15Speaker 01

  American word.

• 7:16H. Foley?

  But, you know, to say, you know, they would say...

• 7:19Speaker 01

  Shorthand.

• 7:20H. Foley?

  The layman, us civilians would say quarter pounder. They're cooking fresh quarter pounders. But they got fresh quarters, I wonder what else they know? If you're working Mickey D's, write in, let me know.

• 7:30Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:31H. Foley?

  I wanna know what's going on back there. You know?

• 7:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, I do.

• 7:34H. Foley?

  The fresh quarters.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  Was that it? Just the fact they say quarters?

• 7:39H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  Okay, okay.

• 7:41H. Foley?

  That was the fax.

• 7:42Speaker 01

  Fair enough.

• 7:43H. Foley?

  That was the fax that Toody got.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 7:46H. Foley?

  That was gonna change everything.

• 7:47Speaker 01

  Oh, that was the fact.

• 7:48H. Foley?

  That was the fact.

• 7:49Speaker 01

  That they're using, that they use the lingo, fresh quarters.

• 7:51H. Foley?

  It was the fax that I was gonna tell that story.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 7:55H. Foley?

  I don't know how I'd spin that in. Hey, everybody out there, it started again.

• 8:00Speaker 01

  Um, all that's neither, listen, all this lingo that I can't wrap my head around is neither here nor there.

• 8:07H. Foley?

  It's pretty cool, though, they got their own language.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  Hey, listeners, if you're out there and you've been lost due to this high level, uh, shorthanded, this, this fast food jargon that Foley's throwing, this industry-specific jargon.

• 8:19H. Foley?

  Yes, that's what, industry-specific jargon.

• 8:21Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 8:22H. Foley?

  That I would like to know more of.

• 8:23Speaker 01

  You guys can check back in, we're gonna start speaking English again.

• 8:25H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 8:26Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? You'll, you'll get up to speed.

• 8:28H. Foley?

  Send me a fax about McDonald's lingo.

• 8:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:32H. Foley?

  Are you typing that up? Are you looking for it right now?

• 8:34Speaker 01

  Did you ever have a fax machine at the house or anything?

• 8:36H. Foley?

  Of course, my dad had a fax machine, he was a small business owner.

• 8:38Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 8:39H. Foley?

  Had his own insurance company, my father, ran out of the den downstairs.

• 8:45Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 8:46H. Foley?

  Had a roll desk and everything.

• 8:47Speaker 01

  What's a roll desk? Like the...

• 8:49H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 8:50Speaker 01

  Like we, like Diesel's desk out there?

• 8:51H. Foley?

  Yeah, my mom just got rid of that, I think.

• 8:53Speaker 01

  Okay, we're gonna have to pull the yoke up, get out of this turbulence, we're about to fuck, about to be in the eye of the storm.

• 8:59Speaker 03

  From Reddit, the quarter's kinda where it starts and ends.

• 9:02H. Foley?

  Oh, really?

• 9:03Speaker 03

  They're doing like nugs for McNuggets.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  What? Hold on, can you spell that, please?

• 9:08H. Foley?

  I like this.

• 9:09Speaker 03

  Uh, to drop means to drop something in the grill or fryer.

• 9:12Speaker 01

  That's standard lingo.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Uh, they have the cab, which is where they hot, hold the hot food in the trays.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  I also, I think, I've, I heard they...

• 9:19H. Foley?

  It's in the cab. I got fresh quarters in the cab. Drop the nugs.

• 9:23Speaker 01

  I heard they...

• 9:24H. Foley?

  Stop it, Kevin.

• 9:25Speaker 01

  I heard they say fries instead of french fries. Can you see if you, can you, I'm killing...

• 9:30H. Foley?

  I don't know who's laughing out there, but you better shut up.

• 9:32Speaker 01

  I'm killing out in the wild.

• 9:35Speaker 01

  And instead of Coca-Cola, they say Coke. I, that's what I heard. I don't know. I never worked there.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  There's back drive, which is the back drive-through window.

• 9:43H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  Holy shit, dude. We're gonna have to do our whole.

• 9:46H. Foley?

  I'm working back drive. I gotta drop the nugs and fresh quarters.

• 9:49Speaker 01

  Well, you wouldn't be dropping nugs if you're working back. If you're working back drive, you clearly couldn't cut it in combat. Everybody knows that. You're not a tier one operator.

• 9:56H. Foley?

  Back drive's alright. Working back drive right now.

• 10:00Speaker 01

  That's when you click on and off, right? Like, they're talking to you.

• 10:03H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  But then they're also taking your order, so they click on, they click.

• 10:06H. Foley?

  Yeah, back drive's running the whole show. What are you talking about? And they get the payment.

• 10:09Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 10:10H. Foley?

  Anybody can hand the fucking bag over.

• 10:13Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 10:13H. Foley?

  Back drive is where it's at.

• 10:14Speaker 03

  Well, then a commentator, then he's like, the back drive is the hole. So there's some, seems some like, they're beefing over even the lingo, which I feel like the hole is color them.

• 10:23H. Foley?

  The hole? He's working in the hole?

• 10:25Speaker 03

  The hole. That, that's the back drive.

• 10:27H. Foley?

  Fuck, I'm in the hole tonight.

• 10:29Speaker 01

  I liked, I liked the chaos.

• 10:30H. Foley?

  Listen, just tell those idiots back there by the cab to fucking drop fresh quarters.

• 10:34Speaker 01

  Why is everybody, why is it, why are you so mean? Why is everybody an idiot?

• 10:38H. Foley?

  Cause they're all idiots. I'm working with a bunch of morons.

• 10:40Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 10:41H. Foley?

  Cause I'm working the hole.

• 10:42Speaker 01

  That's, I, I think that's what you think everywhere you've ever worked. Everybody.

• 10:46H. Foley?

  These guys are all idiots.

• 10:47Speaker 01

  These guys are all idiots. Clearly, I'm running the show.

• 10:49H. Foley?

  That's why I'm in the back cab.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:51H. Foley?

  Wearing fresh quarters.

• 10:54Speaker 01

  You look.

• 10:56Speaker 01

  You pull up, you're in the backseat of someone's car. Get me a large. You're supposed to be working your order. Get me a McNugget.

• 11:02H. Foley?

  I have a nice time working there.

• 11:04Speaker 01

  You would be a hall, no, you'd first, you'd be the size of a house.

• 11:08H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 11:08Speaker 01

  And.

• 11:09H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 11:10Speaker 01

  Oh, too shit. I'd probably be a double XL. Yeah, maybe. Um, yeah, you would blow up.

• 11:16H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:17Speaker 01

  You'd blow up. I think everybody, listen, I think even the fittest, Luke would put on 15.

• 11:22H. Foley?

  What you been trying to do?

• 11:23Speaker 03

  Been trying up to 160, baby.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  So get you, get you a McDonald's.

• 11:28H. Foley?

  I don't understand how you can't gain weight. You're not Spider-Man. You don't have like a superhuman metabol, he has a strong metabolism. I should've said The Flash, cause he has a really strong metabolism.

• 11:39Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:42H. Foley?

  My eyes burning.

• 11:43Speaker 03

  Deep lore.

• 11:43H. Foley?

  Deep lore.

• 11:44Speaker 03

  Deep superhero lore.

• 11:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  The metabolism.

• 11:46Speaker 01

  That's the kinda, that's the kinda stuff I'm into. The deeps, the deep superhero lore.

• 11:50H. Foley?

  Stuff in the back.

• 11:50Speaker 01

  How their metabolism is and, you know.

• 11:53H. Foley?

  Well, he runs so fast and runs so much that his metabolism is, he's like, I don't know, 28,000 calories a day.

• 11:59Speaker 01

  So half of what you do?

• 12:02H. Foley?

  He's good, huh? Get this guy working in the hole.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. I'd kill it in the hole.

• 12:07H. Foley?

  Just drop fresh quarters and shut up.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  I remember a buddy of mine worked in, if we're, a kid I grew up with worked in the hole at the, at our local, uh, McDonald's. And I'd go through by myself.

• 12:18H. Foley?

  I bet you would.

• 12:19Speaker 01

  Ordering.

• 12:20H. Foley?

  Wait, that super hot chick you were with wasn't with you? Oh, yeah. She didn't exist.

• 12:24Speaker 01

  Okay, we got that.

• 12:28Speaker 01

  Bug man, back. Um, I, uh, and it would be this.

• 12:33H. Foley?

  Can't imagine that. You, a high school kid, cool as you were, going through McDonald's by yourself.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Bumping 50 cent. This is when I didn't.

• 12:39H. Foley?

  Smoked out, probably got a heater.

• 12:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude. Order, I had, like, a, probably a maroon hoodie, a backwards Sacramento Kings fitted on.

• 12:48H. Foley?

  Catch get fries.

• 12:48Speaker 01

  It was, no, just get, just get fries? What, are you a fucking dick?

• 12:53H. Foley?

  What, you got four double cheeseburgers?

• 12:54Speaker 01

  Nah, I never, you know, I was probably ordering the chicken tender selects back then. The 10-piece. Dude, did you ever see how much that, dude, that 10-piece of chicken tender selects was about a pound and a half of chicken? That was the most best, and it was like 6.97 or something out the door.

• 13:11H. Foley?

  Chicken strips at McDonald's.

• 13:12Speaker 01

  What?

• 13:12H. Foley?

  Really?

• 13:13Speaker 01

  I remember I ordered them and my, I think it was my uncle Pat went, who do you think you are? I'll, I'll do the chicken tender select. He was like, or maybe my uncle Mike was like, what the fuck?

• 13:23Speaker 01

  Cause from a guy from like.

• 13:24H. Foley?

  That's like an entree.

• 13:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, a guy from the 70, or you know, whatever, like, he's, he's like.

• 13:29H. Foley?

  Get a Big Mac, pussy.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was like you.

• 13:30H. Foley?

  Just get a Whopper.

• 13:31Speaker 01

  Anything with a selector, you know, the premium, like a gold trim or something.

• 13:36H. Foley?

  And an unsweetened iced tea?

• 13:36Speaker 01

  Yeah. Um.

• 13:38H. Foley?

  I did not that long ago rekindle my love affair with the chicken nugget and the honey.

• 13:44Speaker 01

  I don't get that.

• 13:44H. Foley?

  Oh, it's so good. I don't know why. Just is.

• 13:49Speaker 01

  Okay, listen, all that's neither here nor there. We got a gosh darn family episode on our hands. Also, uh, New York City, New York, tickets are on sale right now for Gotham Comedy Club. This will sell out. Uh, I think it just got listed as part of the New York Comedy Festival. Whoa, how you doing? Uh, get your tickets at areyougarbage.com. Uh, alright.

• 14:10H. Foley?

  We gotta go to the parties.

• 14:11Speaker 01

  Yeah. Remember we, remember?

• 14:14H. Foley?

  Mixed with industry.

• 14:14Speaker 01

  We went to one, remember that?

• 14:16H. Foley?

  Yeah. Take Ike.

• 14:21Speaker 01

  It was at a pirate bar or something like that. We were fucking down under. Like, what the fuck?

• 14:28Speaker 01

  Um, all right, let's see here. This one's from, uh, Angel, $10 bozo here. My wife has this insane way of applying deodorant. I think it's not only garbage, but also a bit crazy.

• 14:39H. Foley?

  Let's hear it.

• 14:40Speaker 01

  Welcome to the show.

• 14:40H. Foley?

  First of all, can I comment this?

• 14:42Speaker 01

  Please.

• 14:42H. Foley?

  A dude named Angel, scary.

• 14:45Speaker 01

  Tough guy.

• 14:45H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 14:46Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:46H. Foley?

  It's a scary name. You gotta go see Angel.

• 14:48Speaker 01

  His last name, his last name ain't Robinowitz either. He catch my drift.

• 14:52H. Foley?

  Figure that much.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 14:54H. Foley?

  Oh, Hallahan.

• 14:54Speaker 01

  Yeah. Uh, I think it's not only garbage, but a bit crazy. She will run her finger over the top of the deodorant and apply it with her finger on her pits. That's crazy.

• 15:06H. Foley?

  Now, I've done that.

• 15:07Speaker 01

  What, what is the point of that? One, if you're real low and you can't get it, I get scoo, I get, if you're in a wild pinch, for sure.

• 15:14H. Foley?

  Maybe she doesn't need that much?

• 15:16Speaker 01

  But then why not just, like, give it a dab?

• 15:18H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 15:20Speaker 01

  But, cause then your fingers, that deodorant gets on your finger, that's tough to get off.

• 15:24H. Foley?

  It's kinda hot for some reason. I don't know why.

• 15:25Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 15:26H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 15:27Speaker 01

  I mean, listen, I'm not saying it's disgusting, but kinda hot as well.

• 15:31H. Foley?

  I've done it for a while when I was at my biggest.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:35H. Foley?

  So far.

• 15:38Speaker 01

  Hoping 2028, real, let's see what, it feels promising. Okay.

• 15:43H. Foley?

  When I was at my biggest,

• 15:48H. Foley?

  I would get sometimes, if I missed a shower, had a long day.

• 15:55Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:55H. Foley?

  I would get.

• 15:56Speaker 01

  I like the term missed a shower. It's like, it's going by, you just so happened, you were doing such other productive stuff, you couldn't, you couldn't get your time slot.

• 16:04H. Foley?

  Like, you're one of those sushi restaurants that have the conveyor belt. You missed the fucking pilling.

• 16:07Speaker 01

  I was too busy, I was too busy focused on the salad. I missed my, yeah, yeah, I gotcha. Okay.

• 16:13H. Foley?

  I would get behind my ear.

• 16:18Speaker 01

  Is this, is somebody, in fact, you know what? Fax this to my office. I, I don't need to hear it right now.

• 16:23H. Foley?

  A little bit of a cheesy gordita, something back there.

• 16:29Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 16:29H. Foley?

  It would just kinda like, right, you know, like, right behind the ear.

• 16:32Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:33H. Foley?

  A little cheesy.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 16:34H. Foley?

  So what I would do in the morning, if I knew I was having a long day, I'd take, I'd do that method. Take a little deodorant and put it behind my ear.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  That's hot stuff. You are a hot guy, dude. That's, I've heard, I heard Brad Pitt does the same thing when he misses a shower.

• 16:49H. Foley?

  Really?

• 16:49Speaker 01

  Yeah. Start calling you Brad Arm pit.

• 16:52H. Foley?

  He's doing that thing that fucking celebrities do.

• 16:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm sure you love it. I'm sure, I'm sure you're on board with this.

• 16:58H. Foley?

  He's just wearing goofy shit. Put on a fucking pair of jeans and a t-shirt. He's wearing a lot of fashion shit. Looks like a fucking idiot. Got the big pants and the, oh, you look like you, you work at a Talking Heads.

• 17:07Speaker 01

  Uh, there is a level of baggy pants that an adult is wearing right now that is fucking embarrassing. It is so embarrassing. And I'll give you, a lot of places now, when you go buy jeans, they're thicker, they're wider. That's just, it's in style, so they're just a little.

• 17:23H. Foley?

  I hate that.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  They're a little more baggy. You can still get your regular jeans, but.

• 17:27H. Foley?

  I like the skinny jeans.

• 17:28Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah.

• 17:29H. Foley?

  Guys like you and me, tight to the ankle.

• 17:34Speaker 03

  It's such a bad look.

• 17:36H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 17:36Speaker 03

  It's so bad.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  Skinny jeans is tough. I even had to go a little baggier.

• 17:40H. Foley?

  I had to go bigger on the pants yesterday.

• 17:42Speaker 01

  You're getting bigger, guy. You're.

• 17:44H. Foley?

  No, I'm not.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm sorry.

• 17:45H. Foley?

  Just weighed myself and right where I am. In this one right here. I'm not getting bigger.

• 17:51Speaker 01

  All right, relax, man.

• 17:53H. Foley?

  Cut that.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  No.

• 17:54H. Foley?

  That PR campaign.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  Really rolling with the punches, aren't you?

• 17:58Speaker 03

  Straight leg jeans were great. It bound, it bounced back.

• 18:02Speaker 01

  Straight leg, straight leg's wack.

• 18:03Speaker 03

  It's wack, but it's kinda more of the.

• 18:05Speaker 01

  Can I say, I'm coming from a very personal garbage experience where I got a pair, I wanted a pair of Jencos. Denise was not having that devil worship in her house. And my Lee pipes were too baggy for Denise's liking. She wasn't gonna buy me a pair of Lee pipes. They were gonna hang over my shoes.

• 18:24H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 18:24Speaker 01

  And then I was gonna walk on them and get holes on them and ruin this nice pair of denim that she just bought me.

• 18:29H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 18:30Speaker 01

  So we took them to Earl's Cleaners and I got them hemmed.

• 18:33H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  And I, God, that was the first time.

• 18:37H. Foley?

  Just hemmed the bottom?

• 18:38Speaker 01

  Just hemmed the bottom. And she brought them up to where they like, they took too much off the top. And they didn't touch my shoes. They just floated above it.

• 18:46H. Foley?

  So you had these huge, big.

• 18:47Speaker 01

  So I had these wide, they were like straight leg, they were like wider legged, dangling up. It looked like I was wearing a long maxi dress. Yeah, I looked, yeah, it looked like I was wearing a fucking dress, dude. It was bad.

• 18:58H. Foley?

  Remember those denim dresses?

• 18:59Speaker 01

  I would try to like then bust the sag, I would sag them down to try to get them to the shoes, but then my little wieners hanging there, it was just a bad vibe.

• 19:07H. Foley?

  Brutal. Remember the denim dresses that were popular for a while?

• 19:10Speaker 01

  I think they might still be a little bit. I don't know. That's a lot of denim.

• 19:15H. Foley?

  Hated them.

• 19:17Speaker 01

  Why? They gave you a rash? Yeah, they do. Alright. Um.

• 19:21H. Foley?

  Show my underwear.

• 19:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't, never, they weren't in when I was at any point of, uh, like my adult, or like, you know, high school to adult.

• 19:30H. Foley?

  They were big, I think, when I was going into college.

• 19:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were before my time.

• 19:34H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 19:35Speaker 01

  Of like, you know, women wearing them.

• 19:37H. Foley?

  And as I say, the, uh, bodysuit.

• 19:41Speaker 03

  That's huge. That's been so big.

• 19:43Speaker 01

  What's the bodysuit?

• 19:44Speaker 03

  It's just it snaps underneath?

• 19:45Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. What are we talking about?

• 19:48H. Foley?

  Hummina, hummina, hummina.

• 19:51Speaker 01

  That's been big always.

• 19:52H. Foley?

  Why don't you wear some stuff like that around the office?

• 19:54Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:55H. Foley?

  Like candy, something to look at around in this giant.

• 20:02H. Foley?

  Kim, what's that about Brunt?

• 20:03Speaker 01

  Brunt, Brunt, Brunt!

• 20:04H. Foley?

  Brunt, you know him, you love him. Gang, you don't have to sacrifice style, you don't have to sacrifice comfort. You don't have to sacrifice durability when it comes to your work boots and workwear.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  No way, Jose.

• 20:14H. Foley?

  Cause you can go to Brunt!

• 20:15Speaker 01

  Yes!

• 20:15H. Foley?

  And you could look good, you could feel good, and you can be safe knowing that you have durable shoes and workwear on.

• 20:23Speaker 01

  Yes. Uh, these boots are so comfortable right out of the box. Uh, most other boots require, uh, significant break-in periods. And listen, if you're a tradesman out there, you're working construction, you're working in a factory. We got a lot of blue collar guys out there wearing boots. You know good boots, you know good quality, you've been looking for good boots, you've been looking for good quality, and Brunt is here with it. There's no, listen, they were nice enough to send us some. I wear them around. I wear them when I go visit my brother at work and stuff, look like I fit in. I don't want to think I'm some, uh, you know, some sissy podcaster comedian, boy.

• 20:56H. Foley?

  That's right.

• 20:57Speaker 01

  I come in with-

• 20:57H. Foley?

  Which you are!

• 20:58Speaker 01

  I am?

• 20:58H. Foley?

  Which we are!

• 20:59Speaker 01

  I come in with Brunt's, I make them dirty a little bit, so I look like I play along and he go, "Hey, Brunt's," I go, "There, Brunt's," I go, "That guy's a, that guy know what he talking about."

• 21:06H. Foley?

  I'm mixing concrete down the house.

• 21:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:08H. Foley?

  In the tub. Solo.

• 21:11Speaker 01

  Uh, Brunt was tired of workwear brands cutting around the corners.

• 21:14H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 21:14Speaker 01

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• 21:33H. Foley?

  Tell them the boy sent you. Kim, what's talking about Lucy?

• 21:36Speaker 01

  Lucy, Lucy, Lucy!

• 21:37H. Foley?

  Talking about Lucy Breakers?

• 21:38Speaker 01

  Talking about Lucy Breakers.

• 21:40H. Foley?

  Talking about Lucy Breakers. What does Lucy Breakers have in it that separates them from everybody else? Oh, they had a little pop inside, a little shot of flavor, and a little extra shot of what? Hydration.

• 21:51Speaker 01

  Gosh.

• 21:51H. Foley?

  Which is nice! So do yourself a favor, gang, get over to Lucy Breakers, get yourself all straightened out, you don't gotta go anywhere to get them, you get them delivered right to your house. Easy peasy Lucy Breakers.

• 22:02Speaker 01

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• 22:29H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:30Speaker 01

  Biting them, popping them, I don't-

• 22:32H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 22:32Speaker 01

  Uh, you can, I'd, listen, everybody, they were, they send us, uh, they're great. Shout out Lucy.

• 22:39H. Foley?

  Gotta beat them off with a stick with the boys in there, trying to grab them.

• 22:42Speaker 01

  Listen, everybody uses them for something different. People use, you know, I know, yeah, Luke uses them at the gym, big man uses them when, when we're working, uh, use them for-

• 22:50H. Foley?

  Like them on a plane?

• 22:51Speaker 01

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• 23:20H. Foley?

  Back to the show.

• 23:20Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see here. Uh, that is garbage. I mean, that's, I, it doesn't make sense, I don't know why she's doing, she has some weird, probably, uh, reason to it.

• 23:30H. Foley?

  Scratcher or something like that?

• 23:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, something, but, I don't know, that's on your hands, that's tough to even, you gotta, you need soap and water to get that off your finger.

• 23:36H. Foley?

  Especially if it's antiperspirant.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  Cause that stuff, it's made-

• 23:39H. Foley?

  It don't come off.

• 23:39Speaker 01

  Made to not come off.

• 23:41H. Foley?

  It's all titanium and shit. Aluminum, nickel.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Slice of pizza later, tastes like fucking Victorious.

• 23:46H. Foley?

  Ugh.

• 23:47Speaker 01

  Secret, not Victorious, okay, moving on.

• 23:50H. Foley?

  Yikes.

• 23:52Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's hear this one's from, this one's just funny. What was your trashiest cell phone? Shout out to a red Samsung Juke.

• 23:59H. Foley?

  Mm.

• 24:00Speaker 01

  Mine had to be the s- the slide, they had the Sidekick Slide. That was my biggest... That thing was-

• 24:10H. Foley?

  That was cool, though. The Slide?

• 24:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, but like not-

• 24:14H. Foley?

  But you had it like last year.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  No, but it was like, I was in college, maybe...

• 24:22Speaker 01

  It was, it wasn't cool, and that, I mean, that I would, that was the trashiest phone. It was cool, but not... It was for like children.

• 24:31Speaker 03

  I had the NV3. That one was big.

• 24:35Speaker 01

  I don't remember that.

• 24:36Speaker 03

  It was the phone on the front, and then you could flip it open and add the keyboard on the inside.

• 24:40Speaker 01

  Oh! That, yeah. That was, that was a guy who sold nickel bags.

• 24:45H. Foley?

  Wait, say it again?

• 24:46Speaker 03

  So it had the phone on the front.

• 24:47Speaker 01

  My boy Deli had one, yeah.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  The one through nine number pad.

• 24:51H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 24:51Speaker 03

  Classic phone. And then you could flip it open, and then you had the whole keyboard, and like, you could kinda get online with it.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, you gotta like dial up.

• 24:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:59Speaker 01

  Yeah. It showed you like a globe turning, like in real slow motion when it was loading?

• 25:03H. Foley?

  I had, there was a minute when I was working at Snack Taverna, uh, we were up here, from like 2015 to...

• 25:13Speaker 01

  You never had good phones. You never had good phones.

• 25:16H. Foley?

  No.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  You always had like someone, you always had sec- and you currently still have a second hand phone now, now that I think about it.

• 25:23H. Foley?

  A second-

• 25:24Speaker 01

  You'd always get a phone where like the but- like the, the color on the buttons was shined off, you know what I mean, due to too much use.

• 25:30H. Foley?

  The SIM card holes.

• 25:31Speaker 01

  There was already dust behind the screen and stuff. That was, that was you.

• 25:34H. Foley?

  The SIM card hole is not, there's no lid on the SIM card.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:38H. Foley?

  Yeah. That Chinese will get right in there.

• 25:42Speaker 01

  That can move different.

• 25:44H. Foley?

  And I bought, if, this is the first time I ever had a non-iPhone, like in, since I had iPhones. Before that was like Nokia's.

• 25:52Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 25:53H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:54Speaker 03

  You went from iPhone back to a regular phone?

• 25:56H. Foley?

  No, I went from iPhone to a, what are they called?

• 25:59Speaker 01

  The Android.

• 26:00H. Foley?

  Android, yeah.

• 26:01Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 26:01H. Foley?

  And it was like-

• 26:02Speaker 01

  No, he didn't go back to like a fucking, like a Zack Morris cell phone, yeah.

• 26:06H. Foley?

  Um...

• 26:07Speaker 01

  I mean, maybe he did, who the fuck knows?

• 26:09H. Foley?

  It was like a Panasonic or something like that, it was-

• 26:12Speaker 01

  I got the Luminex?

• 26:14Speaker 03

  Or the Razr?

• 26:15Speaker 01

  Uh, shout out to the Razr.

• 26:16H. Foley?

  Razr was alright.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  Razr was huge, the colored Razr.

• 26:19H. Foley?

  They gave them away. Remember when they were giving the phones away with the plans? They give you a Razr.

• 26:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:24H. Foley?

  Bang you out, bang, then you get a cheap tablet. Wasn't a iPad.

• 26:29H. Foley?

  Still get your movies on there, though. Dad found that out quickly.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 26:34H. Foley?

  Gotta put the children's safety on that thing. And yeah, it was some, I actually started to like it, but it was so, it was cracked, it was fucked up. Can't remember what it was.

• 26:43Speaker 01

  There were, well, the phones, phones aren't, they don't really, it's tough to have a track, everybody just has an iPhone for the most part, and there's much less moving parts on the phone. Before, there was a bunch of external buttons, there was a charging, there was like the charging port, there was a headphone jack.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  The antenna?

• 27:02Speaker 01

  There was an antenna, there was, there was a lot of like, oh, it flips open, it folds back, it, like, so much stuff could go wrong. I remember, I had one, I wanna think, I wanna say it was a Razr, maybe? There was one phone, no, it wasn't. It was that little Sam- see if you can find the little Samsung Silver Flip. It was a little-

• 27:21H. Foley?

  Oh, I know what you're talking about.

• 27:22Speaker 01

  And it had the little square screen with the time, and like, maybe like an, like a-

• 27:25H. Foley?

  Oh, those were great!

• 27:27Speaker 01

  It had to have a rubber band around it to hold the battery on. That was, remember batteries exist, you had to take the battery off and stuff like that?

• 27:35H. Foley?

  Is that how you charged it?

• 27:37Speaker 01

  No, it would plug in the bottom, but there, I mean, the phones now don't have the removable batteries.

• 27:42H. Foley?

  Right, right, right, right.

• 27:43Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 27:43H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  Um-

• 27:44H. Foley?

  I know the exact phone you're talking about.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  Let me see if I can-

• 27:47H. Foley?

  What, your fucking, the back came off?

• 27:51H. Foley?

  Damn, that's trashy. Like the fucking TV remote?

• 27:54Speaker 01

  Yes, and I had to have a rubber band, and I had to find the right size rubber band to like, you know what I mean?

• 28:01Speaker 03

  I think it was literally called the Samsung Snap.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  No, let me see if I can, it was this, Samsung E105, the T, it had the T-Mobile on the front of it. That's how we were banging, dog. Uh, yeah, Samsung E105.

• 28:17H. Foley?

  Would they work these days?

• 28:18Speaker 01

  Had the little, the little antenna, you don't know, you know nothing about that, do you? You ain't never, you ain't never, what was your first cell phone, dickhead? Hey, I'm talking to you, no, I'm kidding. What was your first cell phone?

• 28:29Speaker 03

  The LG NV3.

• 28:30Speaker 01

  That was your first, and then you went to an iPhone?

• 28:32Speaker 03

  iPhone.

• 28:32Speaker 01

  That's crazy. That's crazy, dude. We were getting shit imported from like T-O-R, like, it was just, there was, it was the Wild West of new, cool, and smaller cell phones.

• 28:42H. Foley?

  When did you get your first cell phone?

• 28:44Speaker 03

  13 years old, first cell phone.

• 28:45H. Foley?

  Your mom got it for you.

• 28:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, parents.

• 28:47Speaker 01

  I mean, what? What? My mom probably still gets this phone, or I pay for it, one or the other. It's true.

• 28:54H. Foley?

  Yeah, I think we do.

• 28:55Speaker 03

  No, I pay for it with my own money, but you do employ me.

• 28:59H. Foley?

  Cutting loans?

• 29:03H. Foley?

  Who bought you the first iPhone?

• 29:04Speaker 03

  Parents.

• 29:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:05Speaker 03

  I was in high school still.

• 29:07H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  Who else would be getting it? It was pimp? What do you mean? Who else be getting him a phone? He's a fucking fourteen year old kid.

• 29:12Speaker 03

  So I probably got my first iPhone like fifteen, sixteen.

• 29:15Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 29:15H. Foley?

  Do you remember what iPhone it was?

• 29:17Speaker 03

  No. It was...

• 29:19H. Foley?

  Like deep to ten?

• 29:20Speaker 03

  No, I mean like, one of the earlier models.

• 29:23H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 29:24Speaker 01

  Dude, I... Some of these phones are fucking blast from the fucking past. That's just crazy.

• 29:31Speaker 03

  Um...

• 29:32H. Foley?

  I like the standard Nokia.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  I had a Nokia thirty-one hundred or something. They were, that was big too.

• 29:37H. Foley?

  When it was just the phone. It didn't fold and flip.

• 29:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um... But that phone I had, I have a rubber band around, so it would, so it would close and the battery would stay. It was... Somebody was also talking about, you probably...

• 29:51H. Foley?

  It's pretty cool. You put your credit cards in there. It's like a money clip.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  I didn't have any credit card.

• 29:55H. Foley?

  You open it up, everything falls out.

• 29:57Speaker 01

  Dude, I remember I had a, it was like a pink or purple from TruMark Financial debit card. And it was like, it was so feminine. It was the same one my mom had. And I remember it was just like... You would like, I would be at a bar, I'd open up a tab. It's under, I wasn't twenty-one, I'd sneak in, and I'd be like, like, what is it? Is it an American Express? Is it a MasterCard? Or whatever. I'm like, it's a TruMark Financial! It's got a, it's got a sunset on it! My mom's a cosider. You know what I mean?

• 30:25H. Foley?

  It's a Pathmark card.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  Um...

• 30:28H. Foley?

  Brutal.

• 30:29Speaker 01

  But yeah, that was when, there was the chaos of phones and chargers was... It was just a different fucking time.

• 30:36H. Foley?

  Yeah, it was wild.

• 30:37Speaker 03

  No one had the same phone.

• 30:39H. Foley?

  Nobody had the same phone.

• 30:40Speaker 03

  It was awesome.

• 30:40H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 30:40Speaker 01

  No, that's what I'm saying. It was cra- what did yours do? Oh, yours does that? Mine does this? There was, no one had the same.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  They all had a gimmick.

• 30:47H. Foley?

  It was the Nokia. It was the Nokia that started to... Uh, what's the word? Get everybody together a little bit.

• 30:55Speaker 01

  A lot of people had the Nokia. There was Nokia. I think, I think someone started giving... I think they were big with Sprint, and Sprint was the first... Sprint to Sprint for free.

• 31:07H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 31:08Speaker 01

  So like, there were, you didn't, they, they, so everybody flocked to that.

• 31:11H. Foley?

  Who bought Sprint? T-Mobile?

• 31:13Speaker 01

  T-Mobile. I was a Sprint man for, I was a voice stream man, then a T-Mobile, then a Sprint man, then... That, back to T-Mobiles.

• 31:22H. Foley?

  You're a T-Mobile man now?

• 31:23Speaker 01

  I was Sprint. They got, they got bought by fucking T-Mobile. And I used to have to go into T-Mobile, because Sprint, they treat you like a second-class citizen. You go in there, you go, they go, "What's your phone number?" You give them your phone number, they plug it in, you go, "Is this, is this a Sprint?" You go, I don't know why I did Sebastian. "Are you on a dog, ain't ya?" And they go, I go, "Yeah." They go, "You're gonna stand over there?" And you're like, "All right." They, they help all the T-Mobile people.

• 31:47H. Foley?

  Man.

• 31:48Speaker 01

  It sucked.

• 31:48H. Foley?

  Don't touch that coffee!

• 31:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, that's, that's for paying customers!

• 31:53H. Foley?

  Go wait outside.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:54H. Foley?

  Call you when we get back from lunch.

• 31:56Speaker 01

  Brutal. Um, alright, this one's, uh, this one's from your mother. Ten dollar board member. I have had one read, but this is a good one, I promise. "My mom taught the guy who would deliver her beer how to read."

• 32:08H. Foley?

  Whoa. Who's the guy that delivered her beer?

• 32:11Speaker 01

  The guy that probably worked at the fucking beer distributor, would go drop off her, and she'd get a quart of beer. This is either...

• 32:17H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 32:18Speaker 01

  It's either she was ordering every day, she'd order like a sixer, or maybe a twelve, but you know, whatever. Or she was, would order like once a week, but get like a case or whatever, you know what I mean?

• 32:29H. Foley?

  And taught him to read.

• 32:31Speaker 01

  And I guess he couldn't read, so she taught him how to read.

• 32:33H. Foley?

  That's the feel-good movie of the year.

• 32:35Speaker 01

  That's alright. I don't know, I, I, the literacy, liter- literacy rates have to be up, right?

• 32:42H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 32:43Speaker 01

  I think there's...

• 32:46Speaker 01

  I don't think you're bumping into too many people who can't read anymore.

• 32:49H. Foley?

  I don't know. I'm in a situation where...

• 32:50Speaker 01

  Oh god. I, I can't read.

• 32:52H. Foley?

  Uh, people have to go around the room and read.

• 32:56Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:58H. Foley?

  I stink.

• 32:59Speaker 01

  Sure, I'm saying can't, I'm saying not bad at reading, but don't know how to read.

• 33:04H. Foley?

  You say reading?

• 33:05Speaker 01

  Can't put their letters together.

• 33:08H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 33:09Speaker 01

  What do you got, literacy rates?

• 33:10Speaker 03

  Global rates are about eighty-eight percent.

• 33:12Speaker 01

  Not global. Give me U, global. What the fuck? Give me United States of America. What it was now, what it was in the eight, dude, the eighties was probably, well, you could like just emancipate yourself and like stop going to school and shit.

• 33:27Speaker 01

  Do you remember like...

• 33:28H. Foley?

  It's like guys in the NFL that couldn't read and shit like that.

• 33:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:30Speaker 03

  They say it's like about ninety-nine percent for people over, for adults.

• 33:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, yeah.

• 33:35H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 33:36Speaker 01

  Pretty good. It don't get no better than that. That's fucking...

• 33:39H. Foley?

  Hundred?

• 33:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I mean, there's nothing a hundred percent.

• 33:41H. Foley?

  They grade things on a hundred percent.

• 33:43Speaker 03

  About the same in the eighties.

• 33:44Speaker 01

  Really?

• 33:45H. Foley?

  Really?

• 33:46Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 33:47H. Foley?

  They're probably all fluffed.

• 33:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was watching it, yeah, I was watching a documentary, and they were like, there was like, these kids like fifteen in like nineteen eighty-six or whatever. And he's just like, "Yeah, we used to go out just drinking every night." And you're like, "That does, like, I don't know anybody doing that."

• 34:02H. Foley?

  No, you ever see those videos of kids from the eighties? They look like grown men.

• 34:05Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's when I was watching the documentary, it was like four guys accused of murder. I go, "They all look like they fucking killed, they either killed somebody or they're dead, these guys."

• 34:15Speaker 01

  Just go like, "What was in the water back then?"

• 34:17H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 34:18Speaker 01

  Not enough fluoride or...

• 34:19H. Foley?

  And you think it's a situation where like, "Oh, if you just changed their haircut."

• 34:21Speaker 01

  No.

• 34:22H. Foley?

  Put, put like a Luke hat on it.

• 34:23Speaker 01

  Uh, you gotta pull their eyes close together, or spread them apart, or something wrong with these guys. Dude, you look, look through a yearbook. It's a...

• 34:30H. Foley?

  It's wild.

• 34:31Speaker 01

  It's crazy. I think, cause everything was in black and white too. That don't help.

• 34:36H. Foley?

  There's the milk?

• 34:37Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 34:39H. Foley?

  Something in the sausages? I don't know what it was.

• 34:41Speaker 01

  Clean that facial hair up, guy.

• 34:42H. Foley?

  I think the testosterone, I think there was more testosterone in the world back then than there is now. I think there's less testosterone.

• 34:49Speaker 01

  Frogs are gay.

• 34:50H. Foley?

  Are they? Sweet. Be at the pond tonight. Hello, gentlemen.

• 34:56Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see here. Uh, this is from Frunkus Walnuts, ten dollar homie. "Is it garbage if you've had to use two different types of bread to complete a sandwich?"

• 35:08H. Foley?

  Ooh, that's a good one.

• 35:10Speaker 01

  Now, obviously, trashed and jammed up. I would make two half sandwiches in this instance.

• 35:17H. Foley?

  Yes, I would.

• 35:18Speaker 01

  That's what I would do. I'd go, okay, yeah, I'd either do two open-faced, but I'm a folder, cause I like bread, meat, cheese, bread. That's what I like.

• 35:27H. Foley?

  I like a fold.

• 35:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. So I'd fold.

• 35:29H. Foley?

  I'm always folding one when I make the sandwich, anyway.

• 35:32Speaker 01

  You're doing a halfie.

• 35:33H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  Yeah. So I would do two halfies, and then, that, and then a lot, cause I'm a two-sandwich, if I'm making sandwiches, I'm making two sandwiches.

• 35:41H. Foley?

  Of course you are.

• 35:41Speaker 01

  Right? If it's white bread.

• 35:43H. Foley?

  Do you have that at the house?

• 35:44Speaker 01

  No, not really.

• 35:45H. Foley?

  Hmm. Do you have a loaf of bread at the house right now?

• 35:48Speaker 01

  Nah, uh, she gets like good bread.

• 35:51H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:52Speaker 01

  The Germans, the white bread to them is like... They don't eat white bread not toasted. They call it toast bread, because it's such bad bread.

• 36:01H. Foley?

  Do they?

• 36:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, are you upset with me, or giving you the facts, or her? You can, you can take it up with the, the country of Germany.

• 36:09H. Foley?

  Take it up at the embassy.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Sure, that's all fair. Uh, they don't, uh, yeah, so she did the white bread, and I got, if I have it, it's, I mean, I can't keep it in a house.

• 36:19H. Foley?

  Well, let me ask you, this is a bigger...

• 36:21Speaker 01

  It'd be the size of a house.

• 36:21H. Foley?

  Bigger discussion piece.

• 36:23Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:24H. Foley?

  I don't hate the idea of this, if this caught on. Well, bread would match each other. Could we be doing like wheat and pumpernickel? Like on a, on a sandwich? What if that was a thing?

• 36:36Speaker 01

  I don't want that.

• 36:37H. Foley?

  Why?

• 36:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, this is the inherent difference between me and you, I think.

• 36:42H. Foley?

  That might be alright. What two breads go together? When you get a basket of bread, you get different kinds of bread, like we had at Cheesecake Factory, which was delicious.

• 36:51Speaker 01

  Yes. You don't mash them together, though.

• 36:53H. Foley?

  You could.

• 36:55H. Foley?

  What do you think?

• 36:56Speaker 03

  I can't think of any two that would go together. Like, besides like white and whole wheat, like where I'm like, alright, like...

• 37:02Speaker 01

  It works, but that's...

• 37:03H. Foley?

  What if we did it with bagels? Half poppy seed, top half sesame seed.

• 37:07Speaker 03

  I'm with you on that.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  That's just close to the everything, though, a little bit.

• 37:11H. Foley?

  Sure, but you don't want the garlic.

• 37:13Speaker 01

  You're just getting closer to the, if you're adding, I get that you don't want it, but then I go, "Just give me the everything." Cause then if I am combining, I go, "I want the garlic, I want the soy, you know, I want, I want all, I want all the good stuff." I don't wanna stop it. I don't wanna go half white.

• 37:26Speaker 03

  Like a salt and a cinnamon raisin underneath or something?

• 37:30Speaker 01

  I don't like that. I'm not a savory guy either, or like the sweet with the savory, I don't love it, but I could see that work.

• 37:36H. Foley?

  Yeah, sure. Yeah, a salt bagel's good with sweet stuff.

• 37:40Speaker 01

  Just get two bagels.

• 37:41H. Foley?

  Fine.

• 37:42Speaker 01

  That's just what I, I mean...

• 37:43H. Foley?

  Diesel!

• 37:44Speaker 01

  You know? I don't know, yeah, that, that's, it doesn't seem pure to me.

• 37:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, gotcha. That is a bad look.

• 37:51Speaker 01

  That's, that's jammed up.

• 37:52H. Foley?

  I feel like one of those was an end, too.

• 37:54Speaker 01

  They're probably both ends.

• 37:56H. Foley?

  A wheat end and fucking a white end?

• 37:58Speaker 01

  I would also say, it's a bit of a dickhead move to whoever was in the bags before you to do that. Just kill both fucking, you either take one of, either, someone before you had to...

• 38:12Speaker 01

  Chose to leave you with one and one. They probably could have left you with two of the same.

• 38:16H. Foley?

  So it's like the bug man.

• 38:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a fucking...

• 38:18H. Foley?

  That's how the bug man get you.

• 38:19Speaker 01

  It's a DH move, if you catch my drift. Um...

• 38:24H. Foley?

  What's a DH?

• 38:25Speaker 01

  Dickhead.

• 38:25H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 38:26Speaker 01

  Uh, but just like, I don't know, yeah.

• 38:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll just throw them away.

• 38:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, just go like, that's it, hey, cuz then, cuz then you live under the idea of there's more bread than there actually is, and that delays the bread purchasing thing. Just go, we're, we're out of bread.

• 38:45H. Foley?

  But, get you out of the fingers being pointed at you.

• 38:50Speaker 01

  What?

• 38:50H. Foley?

  Make it look like there's bread, or there's no bread, and I don't know what happened.

• 38:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, but then you see, so you're already lying about it, and you've caused, you've caused chaos in the kitchen.

• 38:59H. Foley?

  Right.

• 38:59Speaker 01

  We think there's bread, and then we find out there's no bread, and then you lie that it wasn't you. That is specifically your behavior.

• 39:06H. Foley?

  My dad would have exploded.

• 39:07Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 39:08H. Foley?

  Go in there, he's got half an English muffin.

• 39:09Speaker 01

  That's always the problem.

• 39:10H. Foley?

  The other half's a waffle.

• 39:12Speaker 01

  That did, it's the anticipation of, I'm gonna do this, and then you get the, you get the, the train gets rolling down the track. Alright, there's nothing that pisses me off more.

• 39:20H. Foley?

  You got the mayo out, got the whole shebang.

• 39:23Speaker 01

  We gotta put this, and then dude, you're in such disbelief when you have to put, start putting stuff away. Wait, what? Huh? Uh, dude, like, my world shatters around, cuz you get so close to eating, and as a fat guy, you're like, I wanna, Nadine said that to me last night, I snuck, I didn't sneak.

• 39:40H. Foley?

  Pavlov's dog.

• 39:41Speaker 01

  Popov's dog.

• 39:42H. Foley?

  What's his name? Pavlov?

• 39:44Speaker 01

  Pavlov.

• 39:44H. Foley?

  Pavlov.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  Jimmy Pavlov's? Um, Nadine said it to me last night, I snuck out, and I got myself some Ben and Yerries.

• 39:53H. Foley?

  Out of the house?

• 39:53Speaker 01

  I didn't sneak out, I said, I'm going to the store.

• 39:55H. Foley?

  You got a window?

• 39:56Speaker 01

  I'm going to the store, I didn't tell her for what. She, I, she knows.

• 39:59H. Foley?

  You just said, hey, I'm going to the store.

• 40:00Speaker 01

  I said, hey, I'm running to the store. Do you want anything?

• 40:03H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 40:03Speaker 01

  She, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:04H. Foley?

  You gotta give a, you want anything.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  Oh, no, yeah, yeah, of course, of course, and she was like, yeah, get me, uh...

• 40:09H. Foley?

  That was your score in.

• 40:10Speaker 01

  No, she, she doesn't think that, she goes, okay. She, she wanted a water, I said, okay, I'll get you a water, uh...

• 40:18H. Foley?

  Now, you don't say what you're getting.

• 40:20Speaker 01

  She does.

• 40:21H. Foley?

  But you don't gotta say, I'm gonna get us some ice cream, do you want some ice cream?

• 40:24Speaker 01

  She doesn't want ice cream.

• 40:25H. Foley?

  You come back with a...

• 40:26Speaker 01

  She's keeping it tight. There was a time when we were ice cream buddies, she's let me march my own journey on that one.

• 40:32H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 40:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:34H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 40:35Speaker 01

  So, I've been good with it, I haven't had him probably 12 days, maybe, 10, 12 days.

• 40:40H. Foley?

  Good man.

• 40:41Speaker 01

  I'll do a pint a night.

• 40:42H. Foley?

  Sure. And what are you gonna get?

• 40:45Speaker 01

  14, 14, 1440 calories in a goddamn Ben and Yerries.

• 40:49H. Foley?

  What are you getting?

• 40:50Speaker 01

  What?

• 40:51H. Foley?

  What are you getting?

• 40:51Speaker 01

  Um, what I do, I, I jump between the soft bake, or the half-baked, or whatever it is, maybe, and the chubby hubby. I really liked that tonight, though, that Jimmy Fallon's flavor, but they stopped carrying it in New York, I think cuz New Yorkers don't like them. Actually, you get in the burbs, stacked to the rafters.

• 41:09H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 41:09Speaker 01

  Anywho, I come back, we're getting off, hey, we're getting off topic here.

• 41:14H. Foley?

  I'm running to the store. Hmm, interesting.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  Why?

• 41:18H. Foley?

  A water, give me a water. Got water here, later.

• 41:21Speaker 01

  We don't have, we didn't have water here.

• 41:23H. Foley?

  Slam the door.

• 41:24Speaker 01

  Uh... She wanted one of her fancy sparkling waters, um...

• 41:30H. Foley?

  I get her a light.

• 41:31Speaker 01

  So I, yeah, Gerastader, so I come back...

• 41:32H. Foley?

  Is that what she likes?

• 41:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:33Speaker 03

  That's good stuff.

• 41:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, it ain't cheap either.

• 41:35Speaker 03

  No, it ain't.

• 41:36Speaker 01

  Fucking whacking me over glass bottles.

• 41:38H. Foley?

  I know.

• 41:38Speaker 01

  The deposit alone is taking me to the poorhouse. My mom, always the poorhouse, um... I come back, I don't tell her, and I go, okay, so she starts talking to me, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and she's like, do you have ice cream in the other room? I go, yeah, why? She goes, you're so distracted, like, you're, you're rushing me out of this conversation, and you're walking away, I'm like, yeah, I got, I got fucking...

• 42:03H. Foley?

  Yeah, whatever, college fund, yeah.

• 42:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you wanted a divorce, yeah, whatever you say. Yeah, I don't care, he's a great guy, have fun. Uh, beat it.

• 42:12Speaker 01

  I got toffee on the brain, lady. The fuck you talking about?

• 42:16H. Foley?

  Woo! Gotta bet in Jerry's with a, with a caramel core.

• 42:19Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:21H. Foley?

  Kevin's talking about Warby Parker.

• 42:22Speaker 01

  Warby Parker!

• 42:23H. Foley?

  As you know, I wear contacts, I wear eyeglasses, I went over to Warby Parker, I got my eyes examined.

• 42:28Speaker 01

  Ooh!

• 42:28H. Foley?

  Cuz I wasn't happy with the other place that I was going to, and I think they were ripping me off. Warby Parker was not.

• 42:34Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 42:34H. Foley?

  Got a nice pair of frames, stylish, at an affordable price, and I got my contacts over there, and I'll tell you what, I couldn't be happier. Warby Parker is my store, and I'm never going back.

• 42:44Speaker 01

  Yes, uh, as the big man said, you can actually go into one of their stores, you get your eye exam right there, there's no running around the multiple spots, getting this, going back to them, going back, oh, I forgot this, there's no guessing if your prescription is even up to date, they got everything locked in for you. Right now, Warby Parker, one is now a one-stop shop for eye exam, get this, get this, get your pen, pencil out, write this down. Eye exams, glasses, contacts, sunglasses, you don't have to piece it together anymore, and they have over 300 retail stores across the United friggin' States of America, this great country of ours. Uh, and the best part about Warby Parker, for every pair they sell, they also give a pair to someone in need, they have distributed, oh my god, I did not know this. They have distributed over 20 million pairs of glasses to the people in need through, it's a buy a pair, give a pair program, I love that.

• 43:28Speaker 01

  And right now, the good folks, uh, if you buy one pair of glasses and get, you get 20% off any additional pairs at warbyparker.com/garbage, that's 20% off any additional pairs when you purchase one pair, at W A R B Y Parker.com/garbage.

• 43:42H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 43:43Speaker 01

  Do it.

• 43:44H. Foley?

  Kevin's talking about Cash App.

• 43:45Speaker 01

  Cash App!

• 43:46H. Foley?

  More importantly, let's talk about Cash App Green and the free overdraft coverage.

• 43:50Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 43:50H. Foley?

  Cash App does a heck of a lot more than you think when it comes to having your back and making sure your money stays your money.

• 43:57Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:57H. Foley?

  Cash App just released a new status program for the way people actually spend called Cash App Green. Now, when you spend at least $500 a month with Cash App Green Card, you earn Green Status, which unlocks benefits like up to 200 bucks of free overdraft coverage. If you overdraft unexpectedly, there are no hidden fees, I'll say that again, if you overdraft unexpectedly, there are no hidden fees. You also unlock higher borrowing limits and custom personalized cash back offers every Friday at places you love to shop. Turn everyday spending into status with Cash App Green.

• 44:31Speaker 01

  Oh, baby, you ain't lying, uh, there's a version of me that would have loved to have this when I needed it, back when I was fighting tooth and nail to stay afloat. And listen, if you're out there, there's a lot of people out there where the overdraft can, can crush your week. Been there, done that. Some are sitting at this table, and overdraft could really jam you the frig up. And $200 a free overdraft is game changer when you need it, so shout out to the good folks at Cash App. Uh, right now, the new Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use the code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup, and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Download Cash App today and make your money work for you, visit our link in the bio.

• 45:15Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see here, um... This one's from, insert stupid name here, uh, $10 homie never had one read, are you garbage if you let your 15-year-old dress up as a pimp for Halloween? I, with the, yeah, I would say, when, when I was growing up, I don't think there was anything really wrong with that kind of stuff.

• 45:38H. Foley?

  No.

• 45:38Speaker 01

  I think now, if you send a...

• 45:39H. Foley?

  It was encouraged.

• 45:40Speaker 01

  If you send a kid to school

• 45:41H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  as a pimp.

• 45:43Speaker 03

  I did it when I was like nine.

• 45:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay, even then.

• 45:46H. Foley?

  You pimped at nine?

• 45:47Speaker 03

  Definitely, yeah, I was tricking.

• 45:48Speaker 01

  Somebody make me smack a bitch.

• 45:51H. Foley?

  What's my Nokia?

• 45:52Speaker 01

  Um...

• 45:54H. Foley?

  You dressed up as a pimp for school.

• 45:56Speaker 03

  Probably 2007.

• 45:59Speaker 01

  Okay, that's still, I mean, yeah, that's still, I mean, I'm in high school at that point.

• 46:03H. Foley?

  You're creeping.

• 46:03Speaker 01

  Or I'm out, I mean, I'm in college, but...

• 46:05Speaker 03

  I had a big purple top hat.

• 46:06Speaker 01

  That was, that was, that was the cartoon, they sold that.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:10Speaker 01

  Like, you would go buy, like, you know...

• 46:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, for like swingers parties and stuff.

• 46:13Speaker 01

  It was called Small Local Businessman.

• 46:17Speaker 01

  Now, I don't know. But they can't, they can never say, like Spider-Man, they go like, arachnophobia boy or something.

• 46:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  Uh...

• 46:26H. Foley?

  Would teachers ask you, what, what are you dressed as, Luke?

• 46:29Speaker 03

  I, everyone knew it.

• 46:30H. Foley?

  Just backhand them?

• 46:31Speaker 03

  Big baller.

• 46:32H. Foley?

  Big baller.

• 46:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was probably, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, yeah, now, I don't know how that would fly. I, I can't foresee that being...

• 46:41H. Foley?

  Every year.

• 46:41Speaker 01

  There's probably no weapons, you probably can't bring in, like, the bloody knife.

• 46:45H. Foley?

  Mm-mm.

• 46:46Speaker 01

  You probably can't be anything too, too scary.

• 46:49H. Foley?

  It's funny, even in 2026, every year, you see on the news, some kid whose parents crossed the line.

• 46:58Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 46:59H. Foley?

  It's nuts.

• 47:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:01H. Foley?

  It's nuts.

• 47:03Speaker 01

  There's...

• 47:03H. Foley?

  Would you thought that was gonna fly?

• 47:06Speaker 01

  There's something going on.

• 47:07H. Foley?

  It's crazy.

• 47:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's, yeah, it's, it's, it's wild, there's something going, I saw Bucks County made the national news the other day over, I wish, you know, over distasteful decorations in the front yard, uh, and you're just like... I like, listen, I, whatever, whatever, it's, you just go like, and I was like, what town's that in? I go, yeah, that's, that's checking out over there, you know what I mean? Um...

• 47:35H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 47:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, and like, I, I do see how some people might not think a certain way necessarily all the ti, you know, or maybe just their, whatever, but like, you gotta go, let, you gotta, yeah, I don't know, you should take a temperature certain times.

• 47:53H. Foley?

  Read the room, guy.

• 47:54Speaker 01

  Read the room, guy, read the fucking room.

• 47:56H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 47:57Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, but I mean, I was like, we would go into school with, like, if you were like a cowboy, you could bring in, like, a cap gun.

• 48:04H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  Or maybe that started getting a little, cuz Columbine happened when I was in elementary school, maybe after that, it was a no-go.

• 48:10H. Foley?

  Kinda fucked everything up.

• 48:12Speaker 01

  But I mean, there was no rules of what you could do or couldn't do in any time for, like, high school, or, you know, any, any sort of thing.

• 48:21H. Foley?

  I was a fucking kid in the 90s. Did a fuck you want.

• 48:24Speaker 01

  You guys were disappearing left and right, and you guys were getting got.

• 48:28H. Foley?

  Yeah, they were getting us. In the 80s?

• 48:32H. Foley?

  Took us all down, and got us all fucking, uh, fingerprinted and shit. Down to Sears, get fingerprinted.

• 48:37Speaker 01

  I remember that.

• 48:38H. Foley?

  Yeah. And that's not even so they can find you, that was, that was just so they could identify you.

• 48:43Speaker 01

  Identify the body.

• 48:44H. Foley?

  Yeah, they found you in a fucking Coleman somewhere in a fucking shallow grave.

• 48:51H. Foley?

  Fucking brutal.

• 48:52Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:54H. Foley?

  Fucking weird vans would just come up and get ya.

• 48:57Speaker 01

  Did I ever tell you the time we found that, we found like a grave sized hole in the wo- I've, I've probably told you that, right? We found a grave sized hole out in the woods. Uh, and we were like, oh, this is spooky. And then we come to find, I came to find out very recently, I was watching like a, some sort of fucking documentary and we thought somebody was going to be buried there.

• 49:19H. Foley?

  Ah.

• 49:20Speaker 01

  And we're like, oh wow, like they, maybe they decided not to kill the person, something, whatever.

• 49:23H. Foley?

  Goodfellas, you dig the hole first.

• 49:25Speaker 01

  Yeah. Uh.

• 49:28H. Foley?

  Or casino.

• 49:29Speaker 01

  And then we, I found out recently that it wasn't like a six foot grave or whatever, it was just like, it looked, any-

• 49:37H. Foley?

  A shallow grave.

• 49:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, but that's what happens when you bury someone somewhere because the dirt doesn't get completely compact. So after years, it sinks down onto it.

• 49:46H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 49:47Speaker 01

  So I could have been standing on, so like, we were playing in the grave, you know what I mean? We were fucking-

• 49:51H. Foley?

  Joe Calamazilli.

• 49:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, we were-

• 49:53H. Foley?

  Crazy Joe.

• 49:53Speaker 01

  We were twelve-

• 49:54H. Foley?

  You got it.

• 49:55Speaker 01

  Twelve years old, of course, we're like, oh, let's play in the grave where somebody was, and I was just like, there could have been someone under there.

• 50:00H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 50:01Speaker 01

  We should go back and dig them up.

• 50:02H. Foley?

  I remember we were, uh, playing in like, you know, like, you'll be in the backyard, but then you'll go over like, you'll, you'll cross into other people's yards. If you're playing.

• 50:13Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 50:13H. Foley?

  Like baseball or something like that. And my one neighbor had buried their dog in the backyard.

• 50:20Speaker 01

  That was one of the original AYG questions. I don't think people are still doing that.

• 50:24H. Foley?

  No. And that somebody was-

• 50:25Speaker 01

  In suburban areas.

• 50:26H. Foley?

  Somebody was running to get like a fly ball or something like that and their fucking foot went right through something. And it was like the worst smell and there were flies and maggots and stuff like that. And yeah, man, it was fucking, cause like it, it had, you know, decomposed and like, the ground had gotten soft.

• 50:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I think, cause it's not, it's like, woo, stu- uh-uh. You gotta tamp it down layer by layer as you're doing, as you're doing the backfill, you know what I mean?

• 50:54H. Foley?

  Still haven't found Hafa. You can do it right.

• 50:57Speaker 01

  Sure. Um.

• 51:00H. Foley?

  Put me in the wood chipper.

• 51:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's not a mess. Three hundred pound man in a fucking wood chipper? What are you, nuts?

• 51:08H. Foley?

  Put one of them bags over it. Set it and forget it.

• 51:11Speaker 01

  Where are we doing that, Queens? What are you talking about? It'd be fucking, it'd be a mess.

• 51:19Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see here, this is from Galileo, um, long time ten pound homie. Hello? Is it garbage if your TV, TV remote has advertisements on it? For context, our dog ate our TV remote months ago. So now my girlfriend uses an app on her phone that makes you watch advertisements between each time using it when you wanna change channels.

• 51:45H. Foley?

  Just get a new remote, man.

• 51:46Speaker 01

  That's crazy. I get in the short term, I've done this in the short term. The remote breaks, you can't find the remote, the baby hides the remote now, and you, I get like the Samsung-

• 51:56H. Foley?

  On your phone?

• 51:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, if you don't have a remote, you can't do anything.

• 51:59H. Foley?

  Wow, that's technology.

• 52:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, so I've used, I mean, I haven't done it in a while, but I've used it in the past where I think the dog chewed the remote or whatever. So you just get it on your, but I order a new one, cause they're all like the same and they just get shipped there, then you, you know, it's there in twenty-four hours.

• 52:13H. Foley?

  On Amazon.

• 52:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:15H. Foley?

  Damn, that's pretty cool.

• 52:16Speaker 01

  But you can use, the fact that you've been using your phone for months is wild work.

• 52:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, what if she's at work?

• 52:22Speaker 01

  Stuck watching the weather channel or whatever.

• 52:25H. Foley?

  Brutal.

• 52:26Speaker 01

  I do miss the, the flicking around. You're in a hotel room this weekend and you just go-

• 52:32H. Foley?

  A little flicking.

• 52:33Speaker 01

  You go to the guide, which is nice, cause you're learning the channels, you go, what is this? Cause-

• 52:38H. Foley?

  But they're weird now. You got like thirty-three, one, thirty-three, two, thirty-three, three.

• 52:41Speaker 01

  It depends where you're at.

• 52:42H. Foley?

  What the fuck is that?

• 52:43Speaker 01

  I don't know, I don't know what all that is.

• 52:44H. Foley?

  What is that?

• 52:45Speaker 01

  I gotta be honest, I checked out when, between HD and regular, when it was like-

• 52:51H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 52:52Speaker 01

  Channel five is standard and then channel two hundred and ninety-two is, I go, it would be like eight hundred and five, I go, I'm not, I can't-

• 53:01H. Foley?

  I tell you what, you flip over that, you see that difference. My dad would go back and forth, huh? You see it? You see it? You see it?

• 53:06Speaker 01

  Didn't matter to me though. I didn't like, you know what I don't like? I don't like mentally, it's like, you know how I say like I can't mentally live in California, cause there's other stuff happening elsewhere?

• 53:15H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 53:16Speaker 01

  I knew I really lived on channel four. I couldn't be on eight oh four.

• 53:21H. Foley?

  There has D-.

• 53:21Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm a different, I'm in a different neighborhood, guy. Get me back to where I belong.

• 53:26H. Foley?

  This is too clear, too sharp.

• 53:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, what are they, I'm going, what are they doing back at home the whole time? You know what I mean? What are they doing? Where I grew up on channel four. I'm on channel four for twenty-five years, all of a sudden they gotta move to channel eight hundred and four?

• 53:37H. Foley?

  It's different news.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 53:39H. Foley?

  For regular guys on the other channel.

• 53:41Speaker 01

  Fucking program, me and Churrian candidate in me.

• 53:43H. Foley?

  They don't like it.

• 53:43Speaker 01

  No, thank you.

• 53:44H. Foley?

  Yeah, I hated that. They're up at the eight hundreds. Cause those channels were there, like, they were there, but nothing was on them. So they knew they were gonna do all this stuff to us.

• 53:56Speaker 01

  I don't remember that.

• 53:57H. Foley?

  I do. Yeah, there was, there was like empty channels. It was like they built like these empty buildings. And then they eventually put stuff in there.

• 54:06Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 54:07H. Foley?

  Cause it used to be all that music, Christmas music, all that stuff.

• 54:11Speaker 01

  But that's when it went up to like two, three hundred. Once they started, it's like it goes up to channel fifteen, sixteen eighty-eight. Like tune into the AM radio.

• 54:20H. Foley?

  That was satellite shit. Old dishes.

• 54:22Speaker 01

  I didn't, I, I don't, I don't like any of it.

• 54:24H. Foley?

  No, scares me.

• 54:27Speaker 01

  I don't like change.

• 54:30Speaker 01

  Um.

• 54:30H. Foley?

  Bullshit.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's funny. Uh, this one's from Aunt Toady's Tattoo, a ten dollar homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your sixty year old mom asks her eighty year old mom for an early birthday present? That's jammed the fuck up.

• 54:48Speaker 01

  Hey, for an, hey, for a Christmas slash birthday present, can I get a new bike?

• 54:52H. Foley?

  I'm big on that.

• 54:53Speaker 01

  What?

• 54:53H. Foley?

  I'm big on the slash.

• 54:55Speaker 01

  I mean, I was growing up, yeah, for my birthday, you know.

• 54:58H. Foley?

  That'll be your birthday and Christmas, whatever.

• 55:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, whatever, touch, give it, give it to me now. We'll figure, that's fucking December's problem, lady. Uh, hope, hopefully by then you forget-

• 55:08H. Foley?

  Your birthday's in August.

• 55:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm saying for, if I go, hey, it's half Christmas, half fucking birthday.

• 55:14H. Foley?

  Forgot about that by then.

• 55:15Speaker 01

  I go, I got fuck-

• 55:16H. Foley?

  I lost that coat.

• 55:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know how much shit I'm gonna do between the, Danny alone's gonna drive you nuts by December.

• 55:22H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 55:22Speaker 01

  I got fucking wide open. Plus, if, if you do hold that to me, if you hold me to, well, you got the new-

• 55:29H. Foley?

  I will lose it on Christmas Eve.

• 55:31Speaker 01

  I got dad to go over. Mom said I can't fucking blah, blah, blah. He had the cash too.

• 55:36H. Foley?

  Yeah. Cause I had to buy a new book for school and she said it had to be a Christmas and birthday present.

• 55:43Speaker 01

  She did?

• 55:44H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  That's probably why you left her, right, Pop?

• 55:46H. Foley?

  Yeah, she was also saying you got a little dick too. I told her no.

• 55:50Speaker 01

  Wait, he said that to me?

• 55:51H. Foley?

  I don't know. He said that to you?

• 55:53Speaker 01

  What the hell?

• 55:56H. Foley?

  They're trying to make me feel better. You with that?

• 56:00H. Foley?

  Yeah, brutal. My mom one time, for some reason, one year, stuck it to me. We were shopping at fucking King of Prussia Mall.

• 56:07Speaker 01

  I get it.

• 56:09H. Foley?

  And you know, day after, day after Thanksgiving, we, the whole, all the families would line up, it'd caravan up to the King of Prussia Mall.

• 56:16Speaker 01

  Fistfight each other at the fucking, at the Indian.

• 56:20H. Foley?

  Go around a whole day, eat at the food court. That was when I really found my love for just the cheese on a pizza. I was in a phase where I just ate the cheese. I can't remember how old I was. I would let, let it cool down a little bit, I'd take the cheese off and eat it. Drove my father up a wall.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:38H. Foley?

  Fucking wasted it. I had the cheese. She would like bubble gum and swallow it. Anyway, um, my mom buys me this coat at the Gap, green, like one of those, you know, the coat that I, that I got from Timberland? Shout out to Timberland, by the way.

• 56:54Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:54H. Foley?

  Hooked us up with some gear.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:56H. Foley?

  Um, green with a leather collar. It had like this plaid on the inside.

• 57:02Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 57:02H. Foley?

  It was very-

• 57:02Speaker 01

  Classic Gap.

• 57:03H. Foley?

  It was very, um, a different world. Had a very different world. Like I could have walked onto the set of A Different World. You know that program?

• 57:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:10H. Foley?

  You do?

• 57:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:11H. Foley?

  It's a good show.

• 57:15H. Foley?

  What was the guy's name? Toothpick? Was the guy, the glasses are flipped up?

• 57:18Speaker 01

  I don't know. I, I, when you were saying that, I was thinking of a glasses, glasses flipping up joke and I was just like, I wish you would walk into a different world.

• 57:27Speaker 01

  I wish I'd been in a different, a lot of jokes were flying around.

• 57:29H. Foley?

  Luke, what's his name?

• 57:31Speaker 01

  Dwayne Wayne? Dwayne Wayne.

• 57:34H. Foley?

  Great.

• 57:35Speaker 01

  I didn't like it.

• 57:36H. Foley?

  What?

• 57:37Speaker 01

  I was, I was a little, what years was I? I think I was just younger.

• 57:39H. Foley?

  Yeah, it makes sense.

• 57:40Speaker 01

  What year was it?

• 57:41Speaker 03

  Uh, eighty-seven to ninety-three.

• 57:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, what the fuck?

• 57:45H. Foley?

  When were you born?

• 57:45Speaker 01

  Eighty-six. Dude, even, give me till ninety-three. I'm seven-six watching that. It's like, what the, I can't wrap my head around the African American struggle. The African American intellectual in college struggle? I can't, they were in college, right?

• 58:00H. Foley?

  Yeah, historic black college. They were at Howard University, I believe. No, Hillman. Yeah, it was a-

• 58:06Speaker 01

  Cause I ain't go to Hill, man.

• 58:08H. Foley?

  I think Hillman's made up from what I remember.

• 58:10Speaker 03

  A fictional, a fictional historical-

• 58:12Speaker 01

  I think it's probably based off Howard.

• 58:14H. Foley?

  Howard, yeah. Howard, we know, we were-

• 58:16Speaker 01

  We played at Howard Theater.

• 58:17H. Foley?

  Shout out to it.

• 58:18Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:19H. Foley?

  Fantastic.

• 58:20Speaker 01

  Um, one night before Keanu Reeves.

• 58:22H. Foley?

  Yes, we did. Dog stars, bam. Anyway, I go in, I pick the coat out. Now I wanted to start wearing the coat immediately. I was like, I was like thirteen or fourteen at the time. This fucking broad puts the screws to me, makes me wait till Christmas.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 58:38H. Foley?

  It was a fight every Friday night. Give me the coat. We're the coat. I know the coat's here.

• 58:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, I know it's here. Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, now, now, now.

• 58:49H. Foley?

  It was just so silly.

• 58:51Speaker 01

  But isn't it silly, I mean, there's, you know.

• 58:53H. Foley?

  Am I a dickhead?

• 58:54Speaker 01

  There's one aspect-

• 58:55H. Foley?

  A DH as you say?

• 58:56Speaker 01

  There's one aspect where you entered in an agreement with your mo- with your mom going, I'll get this for you.

• 59:01H. Foley?

  Don't give me this world politics bullshit.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  You don't, it's not world politics, but you don't get it till Christmas.

• 59:05H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 59:06Speaker 01

  And then every, every week until then, you go, now, now, now, how about now? How about now? I know that was different.

• 59:12H. Foley?

  Change the agreement.

• 59:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, that's not how shit works.

• 59:15H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 59:16Speaker 03

  It's four weeks.

• 59:17H. Foley?

  Very Cosby of you.

• 59:20H. Foley?

  E. Clif Huxtable.

• 59:21Speaker 01

  I'm more of a Dwayne Wayne kinda guy. Hey, though.

• 59:25H. Foley?

  Yeah, it was a piece of shit.

• 59:27Speaker 01

  I'm just saying, I think, I think there's, in any sort of disagreement or-

• 59:31H. Foley?

  That was a Christmas birthday present too.

• 59:33Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 59:34H. Foley?

  She could have fucked, she, she was trying to make-

• 59:35Speaker 01

  Your birthday's not till February, dickhead, so she's lucky she didn't make you wait till Feb.

• 59:39H. Foley?

  Oh, I would have freaked out. She don't want that kinda smoke. I could have made things very difficult for her.

• 59:45Speaker 01

  I believe you did. And still are, from what I understand.

• 59:51Speaker 01

  Patty, call me!

• 59:52H. Foley?

  Love you Patty!

• 59:55Speaker 01

  Patty's been liking my Instagram posts recently.

• 59:57H. Foley?

  Instagram?

• 59:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know she's on, I've never seen her on there.

• 1:00:00H. Foley?

  No!

• 1:00:01Speaker 01

  She's on there.

• 1:00:02H. Foley?

  No she's not!

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  Yes she is!

• 1:00:03H. Foley?

  La la la la la la la!

• 1:00:06H. Foley?

  So fansly.

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  What is that? I mean, don't say you don't know. You're fucking...

• 1:00:12H. Foley?

  I've been there on many vids.

• 1:00:14Speaker 01

  I don't even, that's crazy. You're like a 13-year-old in 92, just knowing shit that parents don't know about. I'm on it! You're fucking... This guy's a fucking momo.

• 1:00:26H. Foley?

  Hurt myself.

• 1:00:28Speaker 01

  Whoo, um, okay, let's see here, um... This one's from Josh. $10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage that one of my bedrooms currently has a concrete floor?

• 1:00:40H. Foley?

  Ooh!

• 1:00:40Speaker 01

  God. Our spare bedroom had a leak that ruined the carpet. I fixed the leak, but I'm too jammed up with baby number two on the way to want to pay for new carpet in a room we don't use often.

• 1:00:54H. Foley?

  That's downstairs, right?

• 1:00:56Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:00:56H. Foley?

  It's gotta be downstairs. Can you have concrete on the second floor?

• 1:00:59Speaker 01

  I mean, it could just be an apartment. I mean, if it's a two-bedroom apart, you know, I don't know. Uh, I mean, you could have concrete on the second floor. It would have to be a, like a bigger, uh, apartment building, though. I would, I would believe that was poured concrete and would have to be relatively newer, too. Like, it couldn't be like a...

• 1:01:18H. Foley?

  It'd be rough on the piggies in the morning.

• 1:01:20Speaker 01

  Um, that's tough, uh...

• 1:01:23H. Foley?

  Throw a rug down!

• 1:01:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, throw a rug down! Salvage short-term, I'm big on that.

• 1:01:27Speaker 03

  Facebook Marketplace rug, throw it down, throw, buy, throw four down.

• 1:01:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, a lot of that's also like, as long as you come pick it up, they go, just get it the fuck out of here.

• 1:01:34H. Foley?

  Kip will send you a rug, send him a rug.

• 1:01:36Speaker 01

  Send him a rug, hit me up! Um, I think we got, I think we got extra rugs here.

• 1:01:43H. Foley?

  You're not selling my rugs. I'll get him a rug.

• 1:01:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, there you go, if he's sleeping in there. I like the cold, the concrete, it's just nice this time of year. Feels like my mother's love. Icy cold.

• 1:01:56H. Foley?

  Hit us up, we'll send you a rug.

• 1:01:57Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, that's jammed up, but I, I, you know, I get it. I get, listen, I get it all, there's a lot of shit that I need to button up myself, uh...

• 1:02:10H. Foley?

  You got the house that are ready for the winter?

• 1:02:11Speaker 01

  Nah. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta get rid of some, I got both neighbors fucking, I got tree issues on both sides.

• 1:02:18H. Foley?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:02:19Speaker 01

  Both sides, this left and right. I got Raj going, you can lose this, I got stuff, my stuff hangs on other people's shit. If that's not, if that's not a fucking, a metaphor for who I am as a person, it's my shit fucking bothering other people.

• 1:02:34H. Foley?

  Wow!

• 1:02:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  Huh, of how I feel at least.

• 1:02:37H. Foley?

  Put a pin in that for later, for the Patreon.

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  Okay. Um, all right, we got time for one more. This is from TrevDog, $10 homie.

• 1:02:47H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:48Speaker 01

  Not sure if this has been asked yet, and I don't know if it has, we were briefly talking about this with you as of recent, is it garbage you could have...

• 1:02:55H. Foley?

  Quarters, talking about quarters, front quarters?

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  Is it garbage you could have tattooed for your parent who is still very much alive and in your life?

• 1:03:03H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:04Speaker 01

  That's tough. Mom, I got this for ya.

• 1:03:08H. Foley?

  Oh, great, that's nice.

• 1:03:12H. Foley?

  How about a job?

• 1:03:13Speaker 03

  It all falls down to what it is to me.

• 1:03:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, I always think portrait, cause anytime, like unless you get like ma, unless, if it's like a saying or something, you know, that you and your mom always say or some...

• 1:03:23H. Foley?

  Dinner's fucking ready!

• 1:03:25Speaker 01

  I told you fucking Christmas, dickhead! Um, I get that, it's also like, if you have a lot of tattoos and you get, like, take Ian, if Ian got a tattoo, hey, this is for Gail, right, that's his mom's name, Gail? Hey, this is for Gail! That's cute, it's kitschy, it's one of, it, it has lowered the significance a little bit, being the fact that he has so many, but if you were to get one of Patty right now, I'd be like, not a little fucking, I mean, or me of Denise, it's like...

• 1:03:52H. Foley?

  Just the coat?

• 1:03:55Speaker 01

  Never forget.

• 1:03:58Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, it's weird, but we gotta wrap it up, gang.

• 1:04:01H. Foley?

  What a fun one, gang, do yourself a favor, grab some tickets for the...

• 1:04:05Speaker 01

  New York shows!

• 1:04:06H. Foley?

  Yeah!

• 1:04:06Speaker 01

  Also, today, jackets available on sale, limited run, so get them while they're hot.

• 1:04:10H. Foley?

  And watch American Garbage on YouTube, our special, we love you so much, and we'll see you in three days, baby.

• 1:04:16Speaker 01

  Peace!