Steve Rannazzisi!

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Steve Rannazzisi! You know Steve Rannazzisi from stand up comedy, Legion of Skanks, FX's The League, Kill Tony, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience, You Be Trippin', Take Your Shoes Off, Story Warz, Something's Burning, Stuff Island, TigerBelly, The Church of What's Happening Now, Sagdaddy Da Pod, YKWD Podcast, Conan, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Comedy Central's This Is Not Happening, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Watch AMERICAN GARBAGE: https://youtu.be/77zGwlLffWk?si=6E9dBr63JY7HgP9t AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: MOD: Visit https://mod.com for a free consultation and get 10% off your first order PLUS free shipping with promo code GARBAGE Helix Sleep: Go to https://helixsleep.com/garbage for 20% Off Sitewide. Ridge Wallet: One thing to pack, five ways to power! Head to https://www. Ridge.com/AYG for Ridge's Friends & Family Sale, where you can buy two Ridge Power Banks and get a third FREE. Promo Code: AYG Brunt Workwear: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code GARBAGE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

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• 0:13Speaker 01

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• 0:23Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:42H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:49Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:49H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy.

• 0:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:54H. Foley?

  Or just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:55Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:56H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in a new addition. She's upstairs listening to Anthrax.

• 1:02Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:03H. Foley?

  She's getting down up there.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 1:05H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman, Father of the Year, King of the Burbs, King of the Boards. Give it up for my best pal, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  Thank you very much, Henry.

• 1:19H. Foley?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:20Speaker 01

  First of all, thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. The boys are climbing the frickin' charts, baby. Top 20 or something like that. Who's counting? I don't know. We're up there. Uh, then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.

• 1:40H. Foley?

  Yes, sir. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest here today for the first time. He is a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster. Of course, you know him as one of the stars from 84 episodes of The League. He has multiple stand-up specials, including 2013's Man Child, 2015's Breaking Dad. He is on tour right now and he is the new third chair on the legendary podcast, Legion of Skanks. Give it up for the one and only Mr. Steve Renizzi, everybody. The big dog.

• 2:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, baby. Thank you, thank you, dude. Not bad. Not bad. I work out at a gym called Iron Sanctuary.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  Seriously?

• 2:16Speaker 03

  I swear to God, dude.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're not tough enough to work out at a place called Irons.

• 2:19Speaker 03

  I'm definitely not. They have a pose room.

• 2:21H. Foley?

  I'm at Elaine Bryant.

• 2:22Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 2:22Speaker 03

  Yeah. Did you ever been to one of those gyms?

• 2:23Speaker 01

  Have I? No.

• 2:24H. Foley?

  They have a what?

• 2:25Speaker 03

  They have a pose room. Like a room you go in, it's lit beautifully and it's got just mirrors everywhere and you just sit there.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  Sick.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  And you could just, you know, I cry. I just go to go take a nap.

• 2:35H. Foley?

  Is it one of those three-sided things, like a tailor?

• 2:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like it's, you could see yourself from every angle.

• 2:40H. Foley?

  Oh, I don't want that.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  It's gorgeous, dude.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  Irons, what's that set you back a month?

• 2:43Speaker 03

  It's 50 for me, 50 for my two, and each for my son. 150 a month, yeah.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  That's not bad at all.

• 2:48Speaker 03

  And they're the only ones that use it. The two of them. They go, you ever seen my dad? They go, no, we don't even know what he looks like.

• 2:54Speaker 01

  I thought he died years ago.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  He's still living. Congratulations.

• 2:57H. Foley?

  Yo, this is 50.

• 2:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:59H. Foley?

  Oh, my God. Give us the backstory. I know you're a Long Island guy.

• 3:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, Long Island.

• 3:03H. Foley?

  Give us the backstory, the origin story.

• 3:04Speaker 03

  Grew up on Long Island. Um, my mom was Irish. Well, she still is Irish. My dad was, uh, was Italian.

• 3:11Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 3:12Speaker 03

  So.

• 3:13H. Foley?

  Sorry to hear that.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  50/50 combo. Lot of, uh, lot.

• 3:16H. Foley?

  Always.

• 3:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:18H. Foley?

  That just breeds trash.

• 3:19Speaker 03

  It always does, dude. It's, and, cause everyone's, uh, very set in their ways. And both stubborn people, so we were set for just screaming and yelling. Um, I got, I got a, uh, sister that's, uh, I'm the oldest, so my sister is two years younger than me. She's a, uh, a fifth grade special needs teacher.

• 3:40Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Yup. And then I have a younger brother that's about seven years younger than me and he's a Roman Catholic priest.

• 3:47Speaker 01

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  A Roman Catholic priest.

• 3:50Speaker 01

  You were raised Catholic.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  So I was raised very Catholic, yeah.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  Excellent. How's very Catholic?

• 3:55Speaker 03

  Like went to Catholic school from kindergarten through ninth grade.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  The, through, graduated from eighth grade, went to a Catholic high school, St. Anthony's on Long Island.

• 4:04H. Foley?

  St. Anthony's?

• 4:05Speaker 03

  St. Anthony's for one year.

• 4:06Speaker 01

  Why? Got kicked out.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  Well, mutual decision.

• 4:09Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 4:10H. Foley?

  Best for both parties.

• 4:12Speaker 01

  Between the court and the police. Part ways.

• 4:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just like, I was, and also, the public school, the town that I lived in, Smithtown, they were, they had two schools. They had an east and a west, and they were combining that year. So I was like, well, it's a good time for me to go because that way I'm new to everyone. Everyone's gonna think I'm on the other side.

• 4:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, you went to east.

• 4:31H. Foley?

  One went to east, one went to west.

• 4:32Speaker 03

  That's it. Exactly. So that's how it was.

• 4:34H. Foley?

  Both ends against the middle.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  My last three years, I went to public school, um, which was sick.

• 4:39H. Foley?

  Can you talk about what the indiscretion was to get you kicked out of Catholic school?

• 4:43Speaker 03

  I mean, nothing necessarily, like, I was just like, I.

• 4:46H. Foley?

  Manslaughter.

• 4:47Speaker 03

  Not technically did anything. I was just like, I, I, I wasn't like trying. I, I obviously didn't really wanna be, like, I didn't love the jackets and the uniform anymore and the, like, you know, I'd guys in robes, like Franciscan Brothers ran this thing, dude. And they'd lift you up and throw you into a locker and shit like that. And I was like, these fucking guys are assholes. So, uh.

• 5:08Speaker 01

  I get that.

• 5:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:10H. Foley?

  I went to Catholic school up until fourth grade.

• 5:11Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 5:12H. Foley?

  And one nun specifically, like, she was violent.

• 5:15Speaker 03

  I had all, like, lay, what they call laypeople, normal people from.

• 5:19Speaker 01

  Those were even weirder to me at times.

• 5:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, what are you doing here?

• 5:22Speaker 01

  It's the regular guy in there.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, they make no money.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're earning it for the love of the game.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, for the game of, of education, I guess, and the game of torturing children.

• 5:31H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  Um, so, yeah, like, you know, I, I was like, I just wanna, I wanna get out of here. I want, and plus I met a girl.

• 5:37Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  So I was like, I wanna go to, I wanna go, she's going to the public school. I wanna go to public school too.

• 5:42Speaker 01

  Where'd you meet her? Do you remember?

• 5:44Speaker 03

  I met her, she was like best friends with the girl that lived across the street from me. And I was like, oh damn, I gotta get out of here. It's time to break free.

• 5:50H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  Yup.

• 5:52H. Foley?

  Your brother's a priest.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Brother's a priest though. He stuck in. He graduated from St. Anthony's and then he went to Fordham.

• 5:57H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 5:58Speaker 03

  Um.

• 5:59H. Foley?

  And then what? You go to?

• 6:00Speaker 03

  Seminary, right after the Ford, right after Fordham.

• 6:02Speaker 01

  Either that or the MTA. Go work for the MTA. St. Anthony's to Fordham?

• 6:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:06Speaker 01

  That's like, you got, you got two choices.

• 6:08H. Foley?

  He's a Sandhog now.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  I, dude, I love that name, the Sandhog. Ah, it's the best.

• 6:14H. Foley?

  We, we, we dig you tunnels. That's what they call them, sir.

• 6:17Speaker 01

  That's what the local teams, they call them, the union.

• 6:20H. Foley?

  Where's he stationed?

• 6:21Speaker 03

  So now, now he's on Long Island.

• 6:23H. Foley?

  Stationed.

• 6:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. Okinawa.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  They're bringing it back.

• 6:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:29H. Foley?

  He's on the DMZ in South Korea, hoping shit don't pop off.

• 6:33Speaker 01

  Where's he stationed?

• 6:34Speaker 03

  He's in Cabal now. Uh, you know, real low-key stuff.

• 6:38Speaker 01

  State Department.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  Yup. No, he's, uh, on Long Island, back on Long Island.

• 6:41Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, like, look, they have like six priests on Long Island.

• 6:44Speaker 01

  Really?

• 6:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, I, I was at a wedding recently and I got sat next to the priest. I went by myself and so.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Wait, why? Where's the priest?

• 6:52Speaker 03

  The priest did the wedding, so then the guy invited the wedding.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  Came to the reception.

• 6:56Speaker 03

  Came to the reception, so I got sat next to him.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 6:58Speaker 03

  And he, I know, dude. I, he was great. I know how to talk to him.

• 7:01H. Foley?

  My father, you know this one?

• 7:02Speaker 03

  I, I go, look, my brother does, you know, like, I, I talk shop with him.

• 7:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:07Speaker 03

  So, uh, I go.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  I talk shop with him. You're a scumbag. I talk, I talk to priests, I talk shop with them.

• 7:13H. Foley?

  You think about putting a little Nutella on the wafer?

• 7:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, spice it up a little bit. Uh.

• 7:18H. Foley?

  Some of that tahin?

• 7:19Speaker 03

  He's from, uh, I don't know, Ghana, or something like that, one of the African countries. So, we were asking him, I go, how many?

• 7:25Speaker 01

  He's such a dirtball. He's trying to be like, you're not polite. He's just trying to be polite. He's either Ghana or one of them African, like the Long Island. He can only fight it off for the first.

• 7:37H. Foley?

  Wait, where'd they film Black Hawk Down?

• 7:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's only the first half of the sentence he can keep it together and then, yeah, I don't wanna.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's from, so, uh, yeah. But anyway, he was telling me in his, in his village, they were like, uh, I don't think he used the word village, but like in his area.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  Where I come from. He said, where I come from.

• 7:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, his county or whatever. Diocese, that's it. That's, I'm thinking of the word, yeah. There were like 30 priests ordained as here. And I'm like, there was like one on the entire Long Island. Yeah, so I'm like, that's why there's so many foreign priests now.

• 8:10Speaker 01

  Oh, is that why? Because no one's going in?

• 8:11Speaker 03

  That's why. Nobody's doing it here.

• 8:12H. Foley?

  Get them hot Long Island broads out there, keeping them out of the seminary.

• 8:16Speaker 03

  I go, and my brother's probably the youngest priest that I know.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Like, I, I don't, you never, I mean, you never meet a young priest.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Nah, I mean, see his aspirations to climb up through the ranks?

• 8:26Speaker 03

  Uh, I think so. I mean, yeah, he did. He's very smart.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Pope Renizzi?

• 8:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, card over, I mean, that would be nice.

• 8:32H. Foley?

  That's a lot of cash.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  Like, you think about, like, as soon as this guy, the new pope got, got handed, you know, the, they, remember they called his brother in like Chicago and he was like, this guy's gonna be great. You know, it was like, I was like, that was, that's me.

• 8:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:48H. Foley?

  He's a good shit.

• 8:49Speaker 03

  Because that's what people, people are always like, oh, he's, he's always been so, yeah, he's always had like, like, you know, you see a gift in someone, like, he's always been very reverent and like that, but he's also, it could be an asshole. Like, he was, you know, he, we were, we lived in the same room. And then he's like, oh, he's great, he's great. Yeah, did he chase you with a knife and call you a fucking asshole on Christmas Eve?

• 9:10Speaker 01

  He's been forgiven for his sins.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly, yeah. But what I'm saying is like, he wasn't perfect.

• 9:14H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 9:15Speaker 01

  Do you go to him for any sort of, uh?

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Never.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  Heavenly?

• 9:19Speaker 03

  No, never, never.

• 9:20H. Foley?

  A bridge loan every once in a while?

• 9:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, nothing like that. He did during COVID.

• 9:24Speaker 01

  Does he shake you down for donations to the church and stuff? Cause you got a little cash, we were talking.

• 9:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, he doesn't shake me down, but I do do the right thing. Like, I volunteer on Mondays. I do, I work, they have a thrift shop.

• 9:35Speaker 01

  No way? Every Monday?

• 9:37Speaker 03

  Every Monday I go to the thrift shop, right?

• 9:38Speaker 01

  You're a good guy.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  I do a couple hours in the morning on the thrift shop and that's great.

• 9:42H. Foley?

  Selling merch?

• 9:43Speaker 03

  Well.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  Steve Renizzi t-shirts.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  I'm looking at old stuff, dude. I go, I told the guy that runs it, I go, if you ever get an ashtray in here, cards, I love cards, decks of cards.

• 9:53Speaker 01

  You're skimming. You're taking a skim.

• 9:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, I go, I go, any, any, uh.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  That's what Pesci would do.

• 9:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 9:57H. Foley?

  Any sticks, t-shirts.

• 9:58Speaker 03

  Any jewelry comes in, you give it to me first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go, let me, let me look through it, like.

• 10:02Speaker 01

  You got the eye thing out?

• 10:03Speaker 03

  The loop, I got my loop out. I'm just like.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  Oh, shit. This is all trash. I can't.

• 10:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is all, yeah. This is nuts. What are you giving this away for?

• 10:12H. Foley?

  His lab-grown shit out of here. I want blood diamonds.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  Uh, but no, during COVID, he asked me, he goes, we're, we're not making any money. He's like, you making money? I was like, no, not really. He's like, we should.

• 10:23H. Foley?

  You have a gold telephone?

• 10:24Speaker 03

  We should open a car wash. I go, we'll call it Holy Water Car Wash.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  You bless the water, we'll charge five extra bucks on everybody else and Catholics will pay.

• 10:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:33Speaker 03

  You know Catholics.

• 10:34Speaker 01

  My mom would be, my mom'd be getting her car washed every Tuesday.

• 10:35H. Foley?

  That's gotta be against.

• 10:36Speaker 03

  If you knew that the water was blessed by a priest, of course you'd go through that, right? We could have printed our own money, but we didn't do it.

• 10:43Speaker 01

  I could also see your brother like not being able to bless you, but like, I'll take care of it. After like two weeks, you're like, I have a name and a father and a son.

• 10:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, you get your car.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  Run it through.

• 10:51Speaker 03

  You get your car detailed, they'll do confession, you know, you got a little extra time.

• 10:54H. Foley?

  Sitting in the backseat.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  Clean, you clean your car and your sins.

• 10:56Speaker 01

  That's not bad.

• 10:57H. Foley?

  I remember I drank Holy Water once, my mom freaked the fuck out.

• 11:01Speaker 03

  Like, slurped it?

• 11:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, it was something like, you know, when they get them in the bottles?

• 11:04Speaker 03

  Oh, God. I thought you like went to church and you slurped it out of the thing.

• 11:08H. Foley?

  Like Rodney Dangerfield in Easy Money? Taking a couple aspirin to shake off a hangover? Damn. Were you a good student when you were young?

• 11:16Speaker 03

  Uh, fine. Fine. Like, I was probably, I was better, I was smarter than the grades I got.

• 11:22H. Foley?

  Did you go to college?

• 11:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, I went to college. I went to Oneonta.

• 11:25H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 11:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, upstate New York.

• 11:27H. Foley?

  Is that a SUNY school?

• 11:28Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  Did you get any cash to go, or no?

• 11:30Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no. No, I got handed my dad. I wanted to go to NYU, because I was like, at this, by the time I was a senior, I was like, oh, I started doing a couple of plays. I'm like, I'm interested in like, you know, theater or whatever. I'm like, maybe NYU. And he's like, no, you're not going to NYU. He's like, that's like, at that time, it was like $50,000 a year in like 95. That might as been, he goes, you might as well go to the moon. He's like, you're not going to learn acting for $50,000. He's like, see if you can get on stage in Oneonta, and then maybe you'll make it up to the, whatever you want to make it to. So then they handed me, like, it was like, when you went to a state school, you got a, like, an application, you wrote one essay, and you just pilped out four schools that you wanted to apply to, and it was a hundred dollars.

• 12:12Speaker 01

  All the state ones?

• 12:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, you could, like, Oswego, Oneonta, Albany, and Binghamton. Boom, there's your four, and you just wait to see what you got.

• 12:18Speaker 01

  All prison cities, too.

• 12:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, great, great upstate prison cities.

• 12:22H. Foley?

  SUNY Oswego's a good lacrosse team. We played them in college.

• 12:25Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 12:25H. Foley?

  Kicked the shit out of us.

• 12:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, lacrosse around here is nuts.

• 12:28H. Foley?

  Yeah, forget about it.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  Um, what, uh, okay, so back to that, back to that house, that household. What, how big was the house? How many bedrooms? Was it an apartment condo townhouse?

• 12:37H. Foley?

  What'd your mom and your dad do?

• 12:38Speaker 03

  It was a split ranch. My dad at the time, yeah, split ranch, so.

• 12:42H. Foley?

  What does that mean, split ranch?

• 12:43Speaker 03

  So you walk in, you can go up or down.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  Similar to yours.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Yours is in the back for some reason, but, yeah.

• 12:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So, uh, you go upstairs, living room, kitchen, small, formal dining room, all like, small, small.

• 12:55H. Foley?

  Upstairs?

• 12:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, so you walk in, you go up the stairs or downstairs to the basement.

• 13:00H. Foley?

  It's like Karen Hill's mom's house.

• 13:01Speaker 03

  Yes, exactly. So then you go upstairs, there was a, a bathroom, my parents' room, and there was three bedrooms, and then me and my brother slept in the back, my sister slept over here, my mom slept over here, but like, when we were little, we only had one air conditioner, so we all, like, they would throw us all in one room, you know, in the summer.

• 13:20Speaker 01

  Keep you alive.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  And then, uh, we had not, like, when I remember being a kid, we had no air conditioning and no pool, and then my, my dad started a limousine business. He worked for, uh, he worked for the bus company.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  Nice, dude, a Long Island limousine.

• 13:32Speaker 03

  So, yeah, he was, he was a bus company guy, and then he was like, oh.

• 13:35Speaker 01

  What, did he drive?

• 13:36Speaker 03

  He drove the bus from like, no, um, MTA bus from like seventy, seventy-six to like, ninety almost, but in eighty-four, he started his own business, so he would do both. He would, he had like one limo, he would drive the bus during the day and do airport runs at night.

• 13:52H. Foley?

  And the limo was parked in the house?

• 13:53Speaker 03

  The limo parked at the house always, yeah, the limo.

• 13:56Speaker 01

  Were you Billy Joel? That's crazy.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, I lived in a split ranch, but I had a fucking beautiful black Cadillac limo out front. Yeah, yeah, only caddies for my dad.

• 14:04Speaker 01

  Where did he only caddie? That is a Long Island, that is a Long Island.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then, like, after he did well, he bought another, another, um, uh, stretch and a town car.

• 14:16H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  So then he would use the town car, that became his. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so then, yeah, no, caddy, caddy. Oh, the Lincoln town car, yes, yeah, yeah, but he had like, uh, the caddies for the stretches, and so.

• 14:28H. Foley?

  That's sick.

• 14:29Speaker 01

  Well, what was his route on the bus? Where was he driving the bus?

• 14:32Speaker 03

  He was Mineola into like Roslin into, I remember eating at a Jack in the Box in Mineola. I, I never, I, I loved that, because I would go with him on Saturdays.

• 14:42Speaker 01

  On the bus?

• 14:43Speaker 03

  It was almost like Collational, yeah, I'd sit, I'd sit on the bus, dude, because it was like, you know, I, I was like, this is amazing, like, I get to go to work, my dad, it was literally like, you know,

• 14:52H. Foley?

  Yeah, the Bronx.

• 14:53Speaker 03

  Bronx Tale, yeah, it was like, watching him talk to people, and then we would go to Jack in the Box.

• 14:57Speaker 01

  He's my son, not yours. He's on a jazz ball with Eric.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  It was awesome. Um, and then I, I guess.

• 15:02H. Foley?

  Every time they're gonna drive that bus over to Mineola for you kids to have steak every day?

• 15:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:07H. Foley?

  Have Jack in the Box once a week?

• 15:08Speaker 03

  Dude, we would eat the Jack in the Box, and then I remember.

• 15:11H. Foley?

  Love a Jack in the.

• 15:11Speaker 03

  Growing up, moving to California, and then seeing a Jack in the Box there, and being like, what the fuck happened to the Jack in the Box home? Only to find out, they had like a salmonella outbreak, and they killed like four people in the, in the late eighties.

• 15:23Speaker 01

  Sweep that under the rug, dude. That's when Zach is, when you slept under.

• 15:27Speaker 03

  Jack went under, went down into the sandworms, so you joined the sandworms, or whatever the fuck they are.

• 15:32H. Foley?

  That'll shut you down in Nassau County.

• 15:34Speaker 03

  Yep, and they rebranded out west again, and was like, hey, forget about what you saw over there.

• 15:38H. Foley?

  Jack in the Box, phenomenal. The little mini tacos, the tacos, ooh.

• 15:42Speaker 01

  I don't think I've ever even seen one.

• 15:43H. Foley?

  Good stuff.

• 15:44Speaker 03

  You don't, you've never seen a Jack in the Box?

• 15:46Speaker 01

  No, they weren't, they were never outside of Philly.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 15:49Speaker 01

  I thought they were, I thought they were a California thing.

• 15:51Speaker 03

  I thought so too, but they had one on Long Island.

• 15:53H. Foley?

  I had Arby's for the first time long time this weekend.

• 15:55Speaker 03

  Oh, I just passed one in Hicksville on the way to the train. I was like, should I get it? And I was like, no. Really? What did you get?

• 16:02H. Foley?

  I got a fucking roast beef, double roast beef.

• 16:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:05H. Foley?

  It's, it's fucking bread and roast beef. He hit me with a little sauce, something. Somebody's spitting this, wait, it's dry as shit. Yeah, they got crinkle cut fries, though.

• 16:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:16H. Foley?

  And the shake was pretty good.

• 16:17Speaker 01

  Did they do waffles, too?

• 16:19H. Foley?

  No, they did, they're, uh, curly fries.

• 16:21Speaker 01

  Curly, they did curly, alright.

• 16:23H. Foley?

  Which I respect.

• 16:24Speaker 03

  Yes, I do.

• 16:25H. Foley?

  Crinkle cuts were what we grew up on.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  I like crinkle cut. I like the waffle, too.

• 16:29H. Foley?

  Oh, forget it.

• 16:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll, I mean, give me a waffle fry.

• 16:33H. Foley?

  Um, alright.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  What, uh, what were the family vacations like growing up? You go down, you go to the shore, I mean, I guess Long Island, I don't really know. The beaches out there?

• 16:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, so when we were kicking it, like, when we were like, when, when cash was still king, you know, like, late eighties, early nineties, we would, we would roll out to like Florida, matching sweatsuits, me, my brother, and my sister, like, my, my mom dressed us all.

• 16:55Speaker 01

  Fly down?

• 16:56Speaker 03

  Yes, everyone was like, suited up to the hill, go down to Florida, flex our muscles.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  Where'd you go in Florida?

• 17:03Speaker 03

  Florida was like Orlando. We went to Disney, but that was like twice in our lives. Every most years, it was fucking Colonial Williamsburg.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  Sure, you're driving there.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, or, you know, and it was like, you went to Colonial Williamsburg to watch fucking people dress up in old timey outfits.

• 17:20Speaker 01

  I did it, yeah.

• 17:21Speaker 03

  And then shoot rifles and all that stuff, and then like.

• 17:23H. Foley?

  Bush Gardens?

• 17:24Speaker 03

  And then that was like the, the, that was the cherry. Like, if you spend three days watching, you know, people.

• 17:29Speaker 01

  A blacksmith, yeah.

• 17:30Speaker 03

  Then you can go to ride the, you know, the.

• 17:32Speaker 01

  The Great Wolf, the Wicked Wolf.

• 17:34Speaker 03

  The Great Wolf, yeah.

• 17:35H. Foley?

  I always saw, and I thought that was like forty years ahead of its time, and we never went down there, the, the commercial would always come up like that, like, you gotta fucking ride that.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  We, sorry, we did, when we did it, you also forget, for the real dirtbags, the Anheuser-Busch is there, too.

• 17:50Speaker 03

  Oh, yes, and they could do the, the beer tasting.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  Being my dad, when I remember my dad, they're like, this is, we'll go one for, we did like one educational, you would go to like, the one day was Colonial Williamsburg, the next day was the Wicked Wolf or whatever, and then day three for him, he was fucking sucking back buds.

• 18:08H. Foley?

  So you rode the Wicked Wolf?

• 18:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:10H. Foley?

  I didn't know that.

• 18:10Speaker 01

  Whatever, it's the Great Wolf or the Wicked, whatever it is, yeah, yeah, yeah, we did. I mean, me and my brother, we were like, I remember like reading the magazine in the car ride down, being like, well, this thing's gonna be crazy.

• 18:18H. Foley?

  Just gained a lot of respect for you. I didn't know you did that.

• 18:20Speaker 01

  We saw the Clydesdales and the, the Budweiser Dalmatians. That's, that was mid nineties, that's when they were banging, too.

• 18:26Speaker 03

  The worst vacation we ever went on was went to go see the fucking Amish people.

• 18:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's our, that's our neck of the woods, yeah.

• 18:33Speaker 03

  Where you were like, I'm like, what is the purpose of this?

• 18:36Speaker 01

  There isn't one.

• 18:36H. Foley?

  Uh, Dutch Wonderland.

• 18:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I'm like, they don't even want to be seen. They had great pie, great pies.

• 18:41Speaker 01

  Good baked goods.

• 18:42Speaker 03

  Good baked goods and stuff.

• 18:43H. Foley?

  They have a good buffet out there, too.

• 18:45Speaker 03

  Working, you know, if you wanted to buy some, but I was like, these people don't want to be looked at. I feel, I felt like, like, like, they were like.

• 18:52Speaker 01

  It's, it's not a.

• 18:53Speaker 03

  They're working, and I'm just like looking at them, taking pictures, even though they hate that and all that stuff. I'm like, what was the point of this?

• 18:59Speaker 01

  Dude, they used to take us as kids, because I was like, I don't know, two hours from, you know, outside Philly, and, uh, we would go, maybe once every other year, they go, I'll just put this on the bus, we'll drive you out there, and I mean.

• 19:10Speaker 03

  What is?

• 19:11Speaker 01

  We would, we would go make fun of their haircuts. We would just sit there and go, look at that one, and just like laugh in their faces.

• 19:15Speaker 03

  I'm like, this is historic. They're doing this now.

• 19:18Speaker 01

  I know, it's crazy.

• 19:19Speaker 03

  This is like, this is present day them.

• 19:20Speaker 01

  Crazy. Yeah, it's not good.

• 19:22Speaker 03

  It's like, this is not a, a throwback.

• 19:24Speaker 01

  It's not an act.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  No.

• 19:26H. Foley?

  It's crazy.

• 19:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:27H. Foley?

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• 19:31H. Foley?

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• 19:39Speaker 01

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• 19:39H. Foley?

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• 19:46Speaker 01

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• 19:47H. Foley?

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• 19:57Speaker 01

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• 19:57H. Foley?

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• 20:33H. Foley?

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• 20:33Speaker 01

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• 20:38H. Foley?

  Absolutely. Kip, what's up about Helix?

• 20:41Speaker 01

  Helix.

• 20:42H. Foley?

  Let's get into it one more time for the people in the back of the room.

• 20:46Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 20:46H. Foley?

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• 21:07Speaker 01

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• 21:47H. Foley?

  Well.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  Keeps me friggin' rested, guy. Um, so go to helixsleep.com/garbage for twenty percent off wide. That's helixsleep.com/garbage for twenty percent off wide. One more time, helixsleep.com/garbage. Do it.

• 22:03Speaker 01

  Did your parents smoke or drink growing up?

• 22:05Speaker 03

  No, um, oh my, yeah, they drank, but uh, nobody smoked. Actually, I think my dad's, my dad smoked until I, I was about three years old is what I heard.

• 22:17Speaker 01

  That's a good respectable dad. You smoke, yeah, same.

• 22:20Speaker 03

  And then I remember the first year, uh, we did the pilot for the league and I already had a six month old and I still smoked. And then I was like, if this show gets picked up for a second season, I'll quit. And then it did. And I remember quitting like the week before. I, it got, we started shooting and I was like, all right. And I haven't had a cigarette since.

• 22:40Speaker 01

  Great.

• 22:40Speaker 03

  My, my dad smoked. I think he quit at three, at, when I was like three. My mom had one cigarette in her life. She had a job at the bank, Bank of Smithtown, and she almost lit the bank on fire because she couldn't multitask. So she was like, had the cigarette at her desk, answering a phone, picked up a paper, the cigarette went out and then a fucking huge fire started at her desk.

• 23:01H. Foley?

  Smoking at the bank.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  Literally like in the bank at work. Yeah. Yup. So they, yeah, but they drank.

• 23:08Speaker 01

  What was their go to drink? Uh, dad did a red wine or so or no?

• 23:11Speaker 03

  My dad would, beer would be normal on, on Christmases and stuff. It'd be a couple Scotch and waters.

• 23:17H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 23:17Speaker 03

  Yup. Scotch and water. Yeah. Scotch and water. Um, my mom drank beer and then also she would drink some wine. Yeah.

• 23:28H. Foley?

  Who did the cooking?

• 23:29Speaker 03

  Mom, but I mean, yes, mom did the cooking, dad did the grilling. The food was not amazing. My mom.

• 23:36H. Foley?

  Really?

• 23:36Speaker 03

  Yeah. She loved Italian food. Like she wasn't Italian, so she loved, so we would, she would make Italian food or we would order out a lot. Like that was, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I know, and I know that sounds weird, but, and I've had this argument with my wife. Cause she's like, you grew up rich. And I'm like, I did not grow up rich. She's like, we went out to eat like three times in our lives. And I was like, it was just, everybody was busy. So my dad's like, for 30 extra bucks, I'm gonna order a pizza.

• 24:03H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 24:04Speaker 03

  We ordered so much pizza that we, we got gift baskets from two separate pizza places in town. Like we gave each pizza place enough patronage to have them deem us worthy to buy us like a gift basket at Christmas. Two separate places. It was like having two families who did not care that you were double timing either one. Cause you were giving enough love to both of them.

• 24:27H. Foley?

  What were the two pizza places?

• 24:29Speaker 03

  Patio Pizza and um, hold on, the other one was, oh my God, not Little Vincent's, not Colosseo.

• 24:39Speaker 03

  Patio Pizza and, God, I wish I could call my sister. That was like the other day, this guy, this kid's like, whoa, uh, he was asking me, this kid from high school was like,

• 24:48Speaker 03

  James Elmore, what was the other black kid in our high school? And I was like, Mike Bo. And he's like, all right. It's like, you know, you get those two names, like fuck, I can't remember the other name, but yeah. We uh, we had two separate, really happy pizza places. So we would do pizza every Friday. Burger King was like a big thing.

• 25:04H. Foley?

  Respect it.

• 25:05Speaker 03

  Yup. We'd go out and it wasn't a, like this was, my dad was the shift from like, you just ordered your own shit to value meals. I remember when the value meal came around and where I was like, oh, easy. I'll take a number one. He's like, the hell you will. He's like, I get up, you get a Whopper. And then you get your chicken and then everyone gets like two fries to share. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This isn't like everyone gets their own, like, that was a crazy thing to him. He's like, my bill just doubled.

• 25:30H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 25:30Speaker 03

  Cause you guys have now easier ordering options. Yeah, yeah. Bullshit.

• 25:34H. Foley?

  Hmm. What'd you do with the soda?

• 25:37Speaker 03

  Oh, the soda, we would just get two big cups and then you get cups for water. You steal those side cups and then they just pour us into some, yeah.

• 25:43H. Foley?

  Oh shit.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, dude.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  I would have revolted. It's a family full of dirtbag.

• 25:50H. Foley?

  Okay. What's the first movie you saw in the theaters?

• 25:53Speaker 03

  In the theaters? What's the first movie I saw in the theaters?

• 25:59Speaker 01

  I don't know if I'd be able to answer that.

• 26:00Speaker 03

  I'm trying to think. I know I saw ET at the drive in. Does that count?

• 26:04Speaker 01

  The drive in?

• 26:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like 83 or, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:07H. Foley?

  I was looking for ET, Empire Strikes Back, Journey of the Jedi.

• 26:10Speaker 03

  Driving. I remember going to the drive in in Rocky Point. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to have the, we had the, the car that, you know, the, the backseat flipped backwards and faced out.

• 26:20Speaker 01

  Station wagon.

• 26:21H. Foley?

  Did you ever sneak anybody into the drive in?

• 26:23Speaker 03

  Oh, it was Max Capas, I think. You know, like he would just, and he might, and usually it was like volunteer firemen. My dad was a volunteer fireman. That was like checking the passes and the people on there too. Oh yeah, yeah. That's the ultimate trash dude. Those guys are the best.

• 26:35H. Foley?

  He'd have the blue light on his car?

• 26:36Speaker 03

  He'd have the plectron at the house. That was like, you know, uh, KB 60957, uh, St. James. We have a signal 16, you know, we'd go off at like in two o'clock in the morning in my house.

• 26:46H. Foley?

  Shit.

• 26:47Speaker 03

  Yeah. You just like ignore it or whatever.

• 26:49Speaker 01

  Dude, that was working.

• 26:50H. Foley?

  Ignore it.

• 26:50Speaker 01

  I mean, he's got, he's driving a bus. He's got the limos. He's got, he's the fucking volunteer. This guy, this guy's got a gun.

• 26:55Speaker 03

  That's why people are like, he did, we did get the crap beat out of us, but I, I.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  He was a good guy.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  Yeah. I, I chalk it up to, they were busy. So like they had to get their point across quick. You know what I'm saying? Like, I, I understand why. I don't, you know, I don't, I don't do it because I have plenty of time. I've got extra time.

• 27:13H. Foley?

  I've got nothing but.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  Volunteer at the thrift store.

• 27:15Speaker 01

  Hit me up.

• 27:15Speaker 03

  If I'm hidden volunteering at a thrift store, then I come home and I beat the shit out of my kid because he's complaining. It's like, what kind of person am I? You know?

• 27:23Speaker 01

  You got the extra 10 minutes to have the conversation.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  Exactly. I have the luxury of time.

• 27:27Speaker 01

  You don't get a JFK to LaGuardia drop off.

• 27:29Speaker 03

  My dad's like, I gotta be in Stony Brook in 15 minutes. You can't.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  Fucking TWA's backed up, was screwed.

• 27:34H. Foley?

  Ah, man, that's all right.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  That was like before you had to, you could check if a flight was on time.

• 27:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:40Speaker 03

  He was just like, fuck if my life, he would go in and be like, fuck, I don't even know if my life's gonna be good tonight.

• 27:45Speaker 01

  Um, who is the most famous person you met growing up? It could have been a fucking, a baseball player at a credit, it could have been a local DJ.

• 27:54H. Foley?

  Mookie Wilson.

• 27:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, Gary Carter did a signing at the mall, at the mall in like 87, right after the Mets.

• 28:01Speaker 01

  What was the mall?

• 28:01Speaker 03

  Smith Haven.

• 28:02Speaker 01

  Smith Haven.

• 28:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Smith Haven Mall in Lake Grove, which is close to us. Um, I think he did a, Mike Bossy, that's it. Mike Bossy, the Islander.

• 28:12Speaker 01

  Right.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  Yeah. Bossy in like 83 or four, I went to see him and got an autograph from Mike Bossy. Yeah.

• 28:19H. Foley?

  Gary Carter, that's a fucking big one.

• 28:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, those were the big sports. I mean, I don't think I ever met anyone like famous for, you know, acting or anything like that before. It was always sports.

• 28:29H. Foley?

  Anybody on the local news in the family as a kid?

• 28:32Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 28:33Speaker 01

  Like witnessing something or getting interviewed for?

• 28:36H. Foley?

  Watching a house fire. I guess your dad maybe?

• 28:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, my dad, but never made it on the news. Never, I thank God. Thank God. You talk about a fucking.

• 28:43Speaker 01

  That's Renizzi limo, everybody.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. You talk about useless information. He would just small talk you. How about, yeah, not any information you get, how was the fire? But you know what? I had the most delicious sandwich this morning and because of that, I'm really all right right now. Um, no, he was, uh, I just, I'm trying to think. No one was in, I mean, look, I was on the news. Uh, and that was enough for the whole fucking family. So, yeah.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Got it. Pretty. Okay. What was the first car growing up?

• 29:13Speaker 03

  Oh, I had the Caddy Brougham.

• 29:15Speaker 01

  You had a Caddy Brougham?

• 29:16Speaker 03

  Yes. Well, because it was like an 80, it was an 85, but it was 85 Cadillac Brougham, four doors.

• 29:25Speaker 03

  It had about 120,000 miles. Yep, there it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yup. We called it the Cadu.

• 29:31H. Foley?

  That's all right. You drove Joe Pesci in to whack him?

• 29:34Speaker 01

  That's, that's a big body fucking, that's a big body car.

• 29:38Speaker 03

  It was like, it was like, it was like a ship. It was like more of like steering a ship. Yeah, it was huge. And I could fit like eight people in it, no problem.

• 29:46H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 29:47Speaker 01

  Bench seat in the front?

• 29:48Speaker 03

  Four, yeah, straight across. So you could fit four across in the front if you're really tight and four across in the back. You could lay down in the backseat and your head and your feet would not touch the doors.

• 29:58Speaker 01

  It's a big vehicle.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  Dude, it was humongous. Yeah. My dad was like, give me the keys at six, at 17. He's like, have fun with this.

• 30:04H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 30:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:05H. Foley?

  What was the first job?

• 30:06Speaker 03

  Um, oh, I worked, I worked at Hitherbrook Nursery, uh, in seventh and eighth grade.

• 30:13H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 30:14Speaker 03

  It was a, a, you know, like nursery for plants and stuff like that. So basically it was the nursery in town. Everybody went there and on Saturdays and Sundays, I'd go there from like eight to five or whatever they were open. And I would carry the stuff, like if you ordered peat moss, an old lady, I would carry it out to the car and you know, get, I'd weed and shit like that. But I worked with all college guys. And the worst was, this guy was so nice that owned it, Mr. Hitherbrook. He would buy everybody lunch and there was a deli across the street, but it was a pretty busy road to cross. And so he would always, he'd, he'd, the low man had to go get the lunch. He'd come over to me with a 50 and be like, here's the list. Go get, go order lunch for everyone.

• 30:54Speaker 03

  I'd go over, I'd come back. My, one day I see my mom talking to him and then he comes over and he goes, you can't order lunch. You can't go get lunch anymore. Your mom doesn't want you crossing the road. I go, you gotta be fucking kidding me. This lady's cutting my balls off.

• 31:06Speaker 01

  That's brutal dude.

• 31:07Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm, I'm working with college people here. Yeah. I'm like, I can't go get lunch. And then the worst part was.

• 31:13Speaker 01

  Today, his mom, his mommy called.

• 31:15Speaker 03

  That's exactly what he goes.

• 31:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's dead in the water dude.

• 31:18Speaker 03

  He told one of the college guys, they'd get, they'd go, what about this fucking kid? Why isn't he getting the lunch? He goes, cause his mom doesn't want him to.

• 31:23Speaker 01

  Oh my God, dude. You gotta quit.

• 31:25Speaker 03

  Oh dude, I was like, you gotta be, I go, give me a fucking break lady. Let me live, will you? Like that was the catalyst of being like, I gotta start going, branching out on my own here.

• 31:37Speaker 03

  Gotta get out of this fucking cocoon of love that I'm in here.

• 31:40Speaker 01

  That sucks, man.

• 31:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:43Speaker 01

  I know that feeling. It fucking s-

• 31:45Speaker 03

  And everyone just looks at you like-

• 31:46Speaker 01

  Everything just slows. You're like, what the fuck just happened?

• 31:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. You're like, I guess I'll go in the back and cut more weeds. Fucking loser.

• 31:55Speaker 01

  Uh, what supermarket did you guys go to growing up?

• 31:58Speaker 03

  King Cullen.

• 31:58Speaker 01

  King, shout out to King Cullen.

• 32:00Speaker 03

  I worked there too. I worked in King Cullen. I, I remember the feeling of getting my own aisle.

• 32:06Speaker 01

  To block, like what? Is that blocking and stuff?

• 32:08Speaker 03

  To block it and to order. I was like, yeah. I had a, I had a manager. He was a real wild card. Kelly Modu.

• 32:16Speaker 01

  What a name. Guy named Kelly?

• 32:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, but the last-

• 32:19Speaker 01

  Kelly Modu. The Modus.

• 32:21Speaker 03

  He was, uh, uh, that Modu was not his last name. It was like something very long in Thai. And so, uh, he would just yell at us. Uh, put down the Gatorade, get back to work, right? He would just be like, okay. And then I'd be like, he's like, you gotta get an aisle one day. I go, oh, please, dude. Give me my own aisle.

• 32:37H. Foley?

  How old are you?

• 32:38Speaker 03

  I'm like sixteen, seventeen at this point. Uh, probably a junior.

• 32:42Speaker 01

  To be in high school and have like corporate responsibilities is crazy.

• 32:46Speaker 03

  I remember being in like school and be like, well-

• 32:48Speaker 01

  Jobs should just be like tasks.

• 32:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm like, I gotta make sure I got enough Kleenex. Cause I, I got, I got handed the paper towel aisle and this was like-

• 32:55Speaker 01

  I'm on the phone with Bounty and we are fucked. There's a, there's a Teamster strike. I gotta fuck you. I gotta get the limo, see if I can put the paper towels in there.

• 33:03H. Foley?

  Hey, Ms. Johnson, what do you think about this, uh, Quaker apple cinnamon, uh, apple cinnamon oatmeal? You buying that or your brown sugar burn? Finding out what pure test market and stuff?

• 33:11Speaker 03

  Bounty, Mr. Fucking Clean. I'm, I'm just making, and you'd have to make sure you're, I, and I remember packing it. Like there was no better feeling of like-

• 33:19H. Foley?

  Where were you ordering this from?

• 33:20Speaker 03

  I would, you, you got your, the book, wherever King Cullen ordered from. Like I, I would come in on like a Thursday night and, you know, I had a four hour shift. I'd, I'd see what I needed.

• 33:30Speaker 01

  That's wild.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  I would order the stuff and then I'd flatten out and pack in my, you know, my aisle. You were just in charge of that aisle. And I was like, I felt so good about my life.

• 33:39Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 33:39Speaker 03

  It was almost like, this is all I need. I got an aisle and a job. Yeah.

• 33:44Speaker 01

  For a guy from, a kid from Long Island, you got an aisle to King Cullen?

• 33:47Speaker 03

  I could walk to work. This is the greatest thing ever.

• 33:51Speaker 03

  I had some cool jobs like that. I worked at a place, uh-

• 33:54Speaker 01

  Some cool jobs like that. Like you're an astronaut.

• 33:57Speaker 03

  Oh my God. I worked at a-

• 33:58H. Foley?

  As a test pilot for summer?

• 33:59Speaker 03

  I worked at a place called Planet Ice. I, uh, it was an Italian ice shop.

• 34:03H. Foley?

  All right.

• 34:03Speaker 03

  And the guy running it ran a pizzeria too.

• 34:06H. Foley?

  And some numbers.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  But it was nowhere near. So he was like, he left us to our own devices. And so we would scoop, it was me and my friend Nick, and basically we treated it like cocktail. Like, because all the moms would come in at night and we were like, we would like flip the ice to each other and they put on the show and the kids would give them the ice and then we'd, we'd just flirt with the moms and stuff like that. I'd order a chicken parmigiana from Patio Pizza every week. I'd eat it up on the roof. I brought a fucking folding chair into the roof, dude. Yeah. I'd eat my chicken parm and then smoke a couple butts and then be like, time to make the donuts back downstairs. Flipping ices, dude.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  You know what, Nick? Nobody needs more than this right here. Is that Mrs. Carluso?

• 34:45Speaker 03

  I, I saw him on Sunday night. I go, Nick, what was, I could, cause he goes, I love the Legion of Skanks. I go, it's probably the best job I've had since Planet Ice. He goes, we've never had a greater job since Planet Ice, dude.

• 34:55Speaker 01

  I've been happier since Planet Ice. I've been trying to tell you.

• 34:57Speaker 03

  I'm telling you right now.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  Been happier.

• 34:59Speaker 03

  Dude, Planet Ice was the greatest job I've ever had. Yeah, it really was. Free ice.

• 35:04H. Foley?

  Me and my buddy worked at a Hess gas station the month of summer in college. It was, yeah, it was the best summer ever.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  Oh, I got yelled at. Cause the guy that owned it, my friend Nick, he was like, this kid's really good. He, I was, you know, one of my best friends. And the guy's like, he had two seconds to interview me. He's like, well, you're a little rough around the edges, but, uh, we'll take it, you know? So then he would send me out. One time he sent me with his truck to Manhattan to deliver some ice to a couple pizza places in here.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  To get like an offsite, you gotta go here in your car.

• 35:31H. Foley?

  You supplying places in Manhattan?

• 35:32Speaker 03

  Manhattan, right? So I'm driving in his truck and all of a sudden I'm, the, it goes out. I go, oh shit, I ran out of gas. He come, he goes, you ran out of gas? He comes, meets me in like Belmore. All right. I'm like, what? He goes, you didn't flip the fucking tank to the other, other tank? I go, what? He goes, my truck has two tanks. I go, how the fuck am I supposed to know that? What truck has two tanks? He goes, you got an auxiliary tank.

• 35:56H. Foley?

  I'm nine years old. I can't even run across the street to get lunch, sir.

• 36:00Speaker 03

  I'm like, what are you fucking kidding me? Not two tanks? I go, what is this? An airplane? How does it fucking, how do you have two tanks here? Fucking screamed at me, screamed at me, belittled me in the, in the- Belittled me in the gas station.

• 36:15H. Foley?

  Who was your supplier of Italian ice?

• 36:17Speaker 03

  Oh, he must. He made it.

• 36:19H. Foley?

  He did?

• 36:19Speaker 03

  He made his own ice, dude.

• 36:21H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. And gelato. It was, it was so good too. It was so good. And my friend, friend Nick had-

• 36:28Speaker 01

  Best job I had.

• 36:29Speaker 03

  Yeah. It really is.

• 36:30Speaker 01

  Doing a podcast called Legion of Skank. Best thing I ever did since Planet Ice.

• 36:35H. Foley?

  Shout out to him.

• 36:36Speaker 03

  I've got a great, great run, great life. Yeah.

• 36:38H. Foley?

  Fucking awesome.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  You really have.

• 36:40Speaker 03

  Oh, I really have. I've, yes. I always talked about Ari having, he was, he's, people like, what is Ari's life like? I'm like, he's the architect of his own happiness.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 36:49Speaker 03

  That's really what it is.

• 36:50Speaker 01

  We're a big Ari fans. I love Ari.

• 36:52Speaker 03

  And so I find I, I do, try to do the same thing.

• 36:54Speaker 01

  He's, he's, I've said it a million times. He's very, he's very much inspired me to, on how I live outside of comedy.

• 37:01Speaker 03

  Sure, yes.

• 37:01Speaker 01

  So, so, so, so much.

• 37:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have fun.

• 37:06H. Foley?

  Your parents still live in the same house you grew up in?

• 37:08Speaker 03

  Uh, no, they just sold it, uh, like six years ago. They bought a condo. Then my dad passed in 21 and now my mom still lives in the condo. Yeah.

• 37:16H. Foley?

  What was the street that you grew up on then?

• 37:18Speaker 03

  Third Avenue in St. James. Yeah. Between Fourth and Fifth Street. Yeah.

• 37:22Speaker 01

  I know where it's at.

• 37:23Speaker 03

  It's just basically, it was, I would live in the grids and then across the track with like really nice houses and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, but it was still great, great neighborhood. Great place to grow up. Real easy.

• 37:34Speaker 01

  I mean, that's like, that's like the American dream. Long Island.

• 37:37Speaker 03

  Like literally go outside, Saturday, no phones. You just ride around your bike and you come home for lunch maybe. Or, you know, just to let someone, you know, where you go. And then, you know, you come home when the fucking, the sun goes down.

• 37:49H. Foley?

  Lunch meat household? Ham, turkey?

• 37:51Speaker 03

  Oh, Taylor ham. My dad ate liverwurst. Did you ever get that? The liverwurst? Liver, baloney, liverwurst and mustard. And I'll tell you right now- Yeah. And I'll tell you right now, if you threw one down, I could probably still get through it.

• 38:02H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 38:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. And not, not too easy, not too badly either.

• 38:05H. Foley?

  Yeah, they're pretty good.

• 38:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, but liverwurst, baloney.

• 38:08Speaker 01

  You'd smell the whole fucking, the whole, you'd open the fridge and go, there's liverwurst.

• 38:12Speaker 03

  And plus you have to take the thing off the end, like the, the paper off the end of the liverwurst.

• 38:16H. Foley?

  Do you do like pate or, uh, foie gras or anything like that now?

• 38:20Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 38:20H. Foley?

  No, really?

• 38:21Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 38:21Speaker 01

  No, I'm American.

• 38:22H. Foley?

  Very close.

• 38:23Speaker 03

  I'm sure, yeah. I mean, I'll eat like tartare. Like, uh, you know, like-

• 38:29H. Foley?

  Just chopped up?

• 38:30Speaker 03

  Tuna tartare. Or even I'll do meat tartare or like, you know.

• 38:33H. Foley?

  This is liver. It's very similar to steak tartare.

• 38:35Speaker 03

  Steak tartare. Yeah, yeah.

• 38:37H. Foley?

  That's just chopped up meat.

• 38:38Speaker 01

  He called it meat tartare.

• 38:41Speaker 01

  You know, like a Whopper chopped up?

• 38:43H. Foley?

  Kevin's talking about Ridge Wallets, baby. Let's talk about Ridge in general. What a company.

• 38:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:49H. Foley?

  Innovative.

• 38:50Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 38:51H. Foley?

  Technologically advanced, sturdy, fantastic. And they look cool. And let's be honest. You got the holidays creeping up.

• 38:58Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:59H. Foley?

  You know what Ridge is a great, great for?

• 39:01Speaker 01

  What?

• 39:02H. Foley?

  Ridge is great for like October and November birthdays. You know what I mean? The fall.

• 39:08Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 39:09H. Foley?

  Men out there getting it done. Hunting, fishing, turkeys, stuffing.

• 39:16Speaker 01

  Sides.

• 39:19H. Foley?

  Throw something out there for somebody. Get something for somebody for the holiday season.

• 39:23Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 39:24H. Foley?

  Before the holiday season. Be like, hey dad, I got you this wallet so you can have a nice wallet throughout the holiday season.

• 39:31Speaker 01

  And I wouldn't even say wallet. Ridge has a great power bank.

• 39:33H. Foley?

  Yes, they do.

• 39:34Speaker 01

  Listen, uh, the Ridge Power Bank, it has building cables, Mag, MagSafe wireless charging, Apple Watch charger, Lightning and USB C. Everything you need to charge all of your devices with one power bank with no extra cables. It's, listen here.

• 39:48Speaker 03

  You got a leatherman for your phone.

• 39:49Speaker 01

  If you're one of the techies, it's got 20 watts of power and 10,000 milli lamp hours of capacity.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  What the hell's a milli lamp?

• 39:58Speaker 01

  Put that in your power, in your power bank and bite down. Uh, that's, you've got up to three full phone charges in your pocket. It's going to be the last power bank you're ever going to need. Uh, Ridge has always, uh, has more than power banks and, and, and tracker cards. Uh, wallets in both classic and MagSafe options, plus, uh, for phone cases, luggage, key cases, and so much more. So if you're shopping for your dad, your brother, your friends, uncle, or even yourself, Ridge has you covered, baby. And right now, get the head start on gifting. You can find Ridge's power bank at Best Buy and Amazon or head to ridge.com slash AYG for Ridge's friends and family sale. Tell them the boy sent you. Uh, where you can buy two Ridge power banks and get a third one free. Hachi machi. That's fun. That's good for you, mom, dad. Boom. Out the door. That's for, that's ridge.com slash AYG.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  Shop smart with this holiday season with Ridge. After you purchase or can ask you, I heard about the show, please tell them the boy sent you.

• 40:50H. Foley?

  Kip, this is Brunt Workwear.

• 40:51Speaker 01

  Brunt Workwear.

• 40:52H. Foley?

  What do you know about getting out there and getting it done?

• 40:54Speaker 01

  I know every, listen.

• 40:56H. Foley?

  You've had your ass in the grass.

• 40:57Speaker 01

  Not really. I, kind of, but I was more concerned about looking like I, like playing the part.

• 41:03H. Foley?

  Well, here's the good news with Brunt. You can look the part, you can act the part, you can be the part, and you can have comfortable, durable workwear on.

• 41:12Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 41:12H. Foley?

  I focus on the boots, because the boots, you don't gotta break in. You show up to the site, you're looking fresh, they're durable. A lot of times, you gotta sacrifice either durability or looking good. And you're out there in a pair of New Balances and everyone's making fun of you when you go to get the coffees for the guys on the site.

• 41:27Speaker 01

  I know. Uh, listen, uh, the, the founder, Eric Gerard, uh, he grew up blue collar and was, and was upset about the, the workwear companies going fashion. They were becoming fashion companies and not putting the, the purpose of, the original purpose of the, of, of the workwear first. And he went back to doing that. Um, there's no doubt they're the most comfortable boots you're ever gonna wear. Um, listen, they, they sent them, they sent them to us. And when I go back to my family, very blue collar, I put them on to, to fit in. Uh, listen, I'm, I'm working in a podcast studio now, but I go back and go, hey, guys, I'm doing some work around the house. Let me, I asked, I, I put them on, I go ask to borrow a ladder or something. I borrow your, I borrow your eight footer, doing some work by the house.

• 42:08H. Foley?

  I need a one and three eighths, uh, vent rise.

• 42:10Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 42:11H. Foley?

  Vent rise?

• 42:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, you heard him.

• 42:13H. Foley?

  Vise wrench.

• 42:13Speaker 01

  Um.

• 42:14H. Foley?

  No, vent rise is a thing. They don't know about it.

• 42:16Speaker 01

  They don't know about it. You got technology. Have that here. See, I, they, that's.

• 42:20H. Foley?

  Give me the vent rise so I don't mess up my boots in here.

• 42:22Speaker 01

  Yes. Listen, whether you work in the trades, you're gonna want Brunt. And if you don't and want to appear that you work in the trades, you're gonna want Brunt either way. That's why I wear them.

• 42:31H. Foley?

  If you're out doing the leaves, you wanna be comfortable, you wanna look stylish, you, you wanna have durable boots on, you know what I mean?

• 42:36Speaker 01

  You wanna go to, you wanna go to the Home Depot and it look like you belong when you're really, you're really just buying trash bags. Buying some Fabreeze for the bathroom. Anyway, Brunt was tired of the workwear brands cutting corners. Uh, you work hard to be stuck in, you work too hard to be stuck in uncomfortable boots that don't hold up, so they built something better. Boots are insanely comfortable and built for any job site. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at Brunt when you use the code GARBAGE at checkout. Just head to bruntworkwear.com, that's code garbage, and you're good to go. And after you order, they're gonna ask you how you heard about Brunt. Tell them the boy sent you. And now back to the frickin' show.

• 43:07H. Foley?

  Back to the show. Is that, what is your favorite fast food? Is it Burger King?

• 43:11Speaker 03

  Um, you know what's cha, I mean, growing up, I, I literally, Chipotle is like, I know, it's all, it's the best for me, and it's the one I like the most.

• 43:24Speaker 01

  We got that. That's a brilliant answer.

• 43:26Speaker 03

  It's the best for me, it's the one I like to eat. I like, I like everything there. I, I eat a whole bowl. Like, um, and plus, my sons love that. Like, I, if, I mean, dude, if I could buy a Chipotle, I would, I would, I would go out of business because they would eat me out of the, the Chipotle. It would be, they eat so much at Chipotle.

• 43:45Speaker 01

  I thought it was gonna go the other way, because if I could buy a Chipotle, I'd be a millionaire.

• 43:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:49Speaker 01

  I'd be out of business. The way these kids eat the brown rice and the black beans. I can't keep it in.

• 43:53Speaker 03

  Yeah. Uh, so yeah, that's probably, but I think on my own, had I never had kids or learned about health, it's Burger King. Give me a Whopper. One time, I was in Texas with the family. We're doing a cross-country trip.

• 44:05Speaker 01

  Cross-country?

• 44:06Speaker 03

  Cross-country, it was right at the end of COVID. We had a dog, so we couldn't fly with him. So we had to drive him back to California from New York. So we're driving, we're in Texas. It's like 11:30 in the morning, and we didn't have a good breakfast, so I was like, everybody's getting hungry. And I was like, oh, there's a Burger King right over there. And I was like, come on, guy, because I have to talk my wife into Burger King. It's like the last option for her.

• 44:28Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 44:29Speaker 03

  And my kids are like, because she's all healthy and shit like that. So my kids are like, well, we'll eat Burger King. So I go, great. I go inside, I get a number, I know what I get. Number one, no cheese. I mean, no onions, a little extra mayo, a little, okay? I get the, they gives me the Burger King, I get in, I, we're driving, we're like 10 miles out. I open up finally my Whopper, everyone's eating. I open it up, this fucking barbecue sauce and bacon on it. And I go, what the fuck is this? This is not a Whopper? This is something else? So I literally drove, I pulled off, I drove 10 miles back to the same Burger King. And my son said, I almost drove through the front window with the anger. Yeah, yeah. I go, and I go, what the fuck is this?

• 45:11Speaker 03

  And they go, what are you talking about? I go, I ordered a number one. What is this? And I look up at the thing, they have like a special Texas Whopper. They moved to number one.

• 45:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's why fucking Burger King is tanking.

• 45:22Speaker 03

  I go, give me a break. The number one is always the, you wanna make another Whopper, that's two, three, four, and five.

• 45:30Speaker 01

  That's nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:32Speaker 03

  You gotta give me one is the Whopper. I should be able to walk in Konnichiwa, number one.

• 45:37Speaker 01

  It's the high heat. Give me the high heat down the middle, the stinky cheese.

• 45:40Speaker 03

  So they were like, well, this is what you order. I go, I'm not leaving till I get the fucking regular Whopper.

• 45:45H. Foley?

  Number one at McDonald's, Big Mac, number two to double, the two cheeseburgers.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  Yes, that's what's going on, dude. So I lost my mind. So yeah, I'm a Whopper man.

• 45:52Speaker 01

  I'm not all back in Texas anymore.

• 45:56Speaker 01

  Huh, okay. I mean.

• 45:58Speaker 03

  I'm garbage, right?

• 45:59Speaker 01

  I mean, buddy, we're fucking.

• 46:00Speaker 03

  I mean, if you've ever seen.

• 46:02Speaker 01

  You'd have to become a priest by the end of this to get out of it.

• 46:04Speaker 03

  I don't know what kind of test results.

• 46:07H. Foley?

  Your brother ever do an exorcist or anything like that?

• 46:09Speaker 03

  No, I always asked him because something like that, dude. I always, I'm like.

• 46:13Speaker 01

  Such a fucking meathead.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  Fucked up? Oh, dude, I tell all the time, I go, tell me, like, you do confessions today? What, what'd you hear? What'd you get down with? Like, anyone walking in, fucking psychos? And then he gets all cunty. He's like, no, I can't talk about it.

• 46:26H. Foley?

  I did confession about three weeks ago, and the priest was visibly shaken. Free our fathers, free Hail Marys. I was at the fucking.

• 46:33Speaker 03

  That's it, dude.

• 46:34H. Foley?

  Later.

• 46:35Speaker 03

  They go, I mean, what am I? They're not gonna pull your soul out of you. They go, just start working on this.

• 46:42Speaker 01

  That's a great point. Hey, listen, what you just confessed is a lot.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Start with these, right?

• 46:47Speaker 01

  That's like, hey.

• 46:48H. Foley?

  That's what he said.

• 46:49Speaker 01

  You're crazy, overweight, why don't you, you know, start with salad. You're not trying to run the marathon today.

• 46:54H. Foley?

  Mention my weight.

• 46:55Speaker 01

  I wasn't to you? That's weird that you took it that way. Just saying.

• 46:59Speaker 03

  For my sins.

• 47:01Speaker 01

  Um.

• 47:02H. Foley?

  He likes a nerd cluster, this is worse than the next guy.

• 47:06Speaker 01

  How old were you when you got your passport?

• 47:08Speaker 03

  Whoa, 18, because I went to Paris when I was 18.

• 47:12Speaker 01

  What?

• 47:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was, uh, doing theater, so the theater, like.

• 47:16Speaker 01

  In freshman year or in high school?

• 47:18Speaker 03

  In high school. Theater, uh, senior year, we went to London and Paris. Uh, and it was awesome. I mean.

• 47:27H. Foley?

  To study or production?

• 47:28Speaker 03

  No, to study. But I, I was, I just was dating a girl and that was going, and I was like, oh, I was just, the only reason I was going is like, oh, I wanna hang out.

• 47:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:37Speaker 03

  And have sex with her in London and Paris.

• 47:40Speaker 01

  Were you allowed to drink on that trip?

• 47:42Speaker 03

  A little bit, but not really. Yeah, yeah. The teacher was a little like, oh, you guys can have a little bit. But I was like, let's get sauced and get fucked up and, you know.

• 47:49H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  And start an orgy. And she's like, no. She was like, you're not, like, she wouldn't even make out. Like, I'm like, come sleep in my room. I'll kick the guy out. And she's like, no, we're here, we're here for culture and stuff like that. I was like, this sucks.

• 48:02Speaker 01

  What?

• 48:02Speaker 03

  Yo, I remember being in Shakespeare's house.

• 48:07Speaker 01

  Suck my dick.

• 48:07Speaker 03

  Suck my dick, man. Yeah, we were in Strathmore.

• 48:10Speaker 01

  Put it in your mouth for a minute.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  Just put the tip in, come here. And I sat down on this bench. I was like, oh, God, it's fucking nowhere to sit in these goddamn little, little cottages. I sit down on this bench, it creaks, right? Like, I was like, oh shit. I stand up, we're in Strathmore. I go, the, the guy comes in, he starts off the, like, the, you know, the tour. And he's like, oh, before we leave, the oldest thing in this whole house is that bench where Shakespeare has his wife Dan Mary, right over there. I was like, whole, I almost cracked the thing in half. You gotta put a sign on it that says like, no seating.

• 48:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, or like don't.

• 48:43Speaker 03

  It's a fucking wooden bench in the lobby. What do you think's gonna happen?

• 48:46H. Foley?

  Shit. When's the first time you had Nutella?

• 48:50Speaker 03

  Huh, not a lot. Not a lot. Yeah, I think my wife loves Nutella more than I do. Yeah, yeah. I would say twenties. Yeah.

• 49:00H. Foley?

  That's still pretty young.

• 49:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:03H. Foley?

  Do pretty well. Paris, 18?

• 49:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I mean, that was, yes, it was not for culture.

• 49:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, he represents like, kind of.

• 49:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, his reasons are trash.

• 49:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  But it's like, to me, it's like even trashier, because it's like, you know, his dad, his dad starts doing well and, and this, but it's like, you know, he gets the Cadillacs and he's like, he gets to go, he's in the theater program, he gets to go study almost, and then he's like, just trying, he's over there trying to get it, trying to get some pussy, you know what I mean? It's like, it's like, he's even, it's like, he gets put in nice things and he just does it the trashiest way, which is like so trashy.

• 49:40H. Foley?

  I like it. You mentioned the misses.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  Yup.

• 49:43H. Foley?

  Where'd you guys get married?

• 49:45Speaker 03

  We got married in Long Island.

• 49:47Speaker 01

  Long Island.

• 49:48Speaker 03

  On the South Shore. At a place called Captain Brian's. Oh, Captain Bill's, sorry.

• 49:53Speaker 01

  Is it a seafood restaurant?

• 49:54Speaker 03

  Yes. Yes, it's called The Bayview House. But it was, it's seafood restaurant, but it had, they had like a

• 50:00Speaker 01

  Event space.

• 50:00Speaker 03

  Event space, yeah.

• 50:01H. Foley?

  Got married in a seafood, a Long John Silver? Did you guys get married in a church?

• 50:06Speaker 03

  Yes, we did. We got married in a church during a hurricane. Uh, it was September 2nd, 2006. Hurricane Ernesto hit. Uh, really put a fucking damper on the thing. We were on a water dock and, uh, like cocktail hours, fucking, the boats behind us are like doing this, you know? All my pictures of my wedding have Ari's bald spot in them. It's amazing. I don't know what this photographer was doing, but every shot you could just see.

• 50:33Speaker 01

  What are yarmulke on that, Ari?

• 50:34Speaker 03

  God damn dude. Um, it was great though. We had a good time.

• 50:37H. Foley?

  Do you remember where you pulled in for the wedding?

• 50:39Speaker 03

  I think it pulled

• 50:39Speaker 01

  Cash wise?

• 50:40Speaker 03

  Probably thirty, thirty K.

• 50:42Speaker 01

  That's good.

• 50:42H. Foley?

  See, he's the first guy to just rattle that right off.

• 50:45Speaker 01

  Everybody goes, oh, yeah, cause he's a scumbag.

• 50:47H. Foley?

  I don't know. Thirty K.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  No, about thirty K. I remember the number precisely.

• 50:51Speaker 01

  Also, he's such a dirtbag, he never, like, I don't know if the other people were just him and at home because they didn't want to share or they didn't remember. That, that number is burned in the back of his brain.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  Do you guys do, I mean, I know.

• 51:02H. Foley?

  I counted it that night.

• 51:03Speaker 03

  I know how many people, I know what they gave me, so I know what to give back to the, to their kids and stuff. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's how you gotta quid pro quo me, you know?

• 51:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, very good.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  Like, I know my aunts and uncles, some of them are very generous, so I gotta hit their, their kids.

• 51:16Speaker 01

  You gotta reciprocate.

• 51:17Speaker 03

  When I go to their weddings with heavy, heavy, you know?

• 51:19Speaker 01

  What's heavy? What's heavy?

• 51:21Speaker 03

  So it depends. Heavy to me right now, I'm covering my plate, my, my, the gas plate, you know? So you got, you're in at least three hundred.

• 51:28Speaker 01

  Three hundred. Not two.

• 51:29H. Foley?

  You're in your wife's plate?

• 51:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:31H. Foley?

  Okay, you're saying yes.

• 51:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:32Speaker 01

  I don't know who I'm taking.

• 51:35H. Foley?

  Maybe Nikki, I don't know.

• 51:36Speaker 03

  So two plates.

• 51:37Speaker 01

  They're three hundred minimum.

• 51:39Speaker 03

  Three hundred and I probably will throw another four if they're a special person, that's a five.

• 51:44H. Foley?

  That's very nice, Steve.

• 51:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:47Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 51:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:48H. Foley?

  Good man.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  Very, very nice.

• 51:49H. Foley?

  You dance at a wedding?

• 51:50Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:52H. Foley?

  You getting fucked?

• 51:52Speaker 01

  I stopped me doing the electric slide.

• 51:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude.

• 51:54Speaker 01

  Shit.

• 51:55Speaker 03

  Yeah. What is this? A fucking joke?

• 51:57Speaker 01

  Okay, what are you, okay, what are you drinking at the wedding?

• 52:00Speaker 03

  Scotch.

• 52:01Speaker 01

  Scotch, geez.

• 52:01Speaker 03

  Scotch, yeah. Well, I start with a couple beers, but Scotch is a great sipping drink. You know, it's a great conversation sipper drink, you know?

• 52:09Speaker 01

  He's such a scumbag.

• 52:10Speaker 03

  Dude, it's a great sipping drink. It's a great, you don't want to walk around with a fucking, you know, a, uh, pina colada or something like fucking a beer.

• 52:17H. Foley?

  Who the fuck has that?

• 52:18Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 52:18H. Foley?

  Maybe a Captain Chucky's or whatever you got.

• 52:22Speaker 01

  Down there at Goonaville?

• 52:26H. Foley?

  Give me a couple six on the beach, is that?

• 52:29Speaker 01

  How's your two fuzzy navels? It's a celebration.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  Tequila sunrise?

• 52:33H. Foley?

  What's the lowest Scotch you'll go?

• 52:35Speaker 03

  Uh, I mean, what do you got?

• 52:37Speaker 01

  I don't think he cares, Steve.

• 52:40Speaker 03

  I just got into Scotch like a couple of years ago.

• 52:43H. Foley?

  Like a Cuddy Stark?

• 52:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I like, uh, I even like Norman and Morel stuff.

• 52:48H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 52:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, the bodega cat, yeah.

• 52:51H. Foley?

  Bodega cat.

• 52:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like that stuff too. I mean, I like

• 52:54H. Foley?

  The boys.

• 52:54Speaker 03

  I, I, when I'm treating myself, I like a Japanese whiskey.

• 52:58H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 52:58Speaker 03

  Something nice, like, you know?

• 52:59H. Foley?

  Big ice cube?

• 53:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, big fucking ice cube.

• 53:01H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 53:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was talking to Jay, he's like, I got a refrigerator that makes big ice cubes, so I started drinking Scotch. I'm like, holy shit, what a bad idea that is, yeah. But they are nice, those big ice cubes.

• 53:11H. Foley?

  Let me ask you this.

• 53:12Speaker 03

  Here we go.

• 53:13H. Foley?

  You and the, you and the misses, you go out to dinner, one of your friends out there in Long Island?

• 53:16Speaker 03

  Yup.

• 53:17H. Foley?

  Is, is the squad, the non-comedy squad out there?

• 53:20Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:21Speaker 01

  Did you look back up with your boys that you grew up with?

• 53:23Speaker 03

  Oh, we're the only people I hang out with.

• 53:25Speaker 01

  That's sick.

• 53:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:26H. Foley?

  That's, you're living a dream.

• 53:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:28Speaker 01

  That's sick, dude.

• 53:28Speaker 03

  We're going on a boat on Thursday. We're going fishing.

• 53:31Speaker 01

  What, what kind of boat? Whose boat? What kind of boat?

• 53:33Speaker 03

  Twenty-one foot, Grady White.

• 53:35Speaker 01

  Center console.

• 53:36Speaker 03

  Console, yup. Not a bad one. He bought it used.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  Twin outboard?

• 53:39Speaker 03

  One.

• 53:40Speaker 01

  One.

• 53:41H. Foley?

  You're going out?

• 53:42Speaker 03

  One, we're going out. We went out, we go out once a week this summer. Great fishing and stuff, so we're going out on Thursday. It's gonna be nice. We'll fish for a couple hours.

• 53:48Speaker 01

  What are you going for? Strippers?

• 53:49Speaker 03

  Maybe go to Connecticut, black something. My friends go like, I gotta get these.

• 53:54Speaker 03

  Hold on, let me whisper that, sorry.

• 53:56H. Foley?

  Hurricane Ernesto.

• 53:59H. Foley?

  You make your own schedule.

• 54:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:00H. Foley?

  You're doing well. You're hanging out with the boys.

• 54:02Speaker 03

  Yup.

• 54:03H. Foley?

  Fucking, man.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  The kids are great. Everyone, yeah, dude, it's real, that's what I'm saying. Architect of my own success, if I can.

• 54:09H. Foley?

  Does the missus work?

• 54:10Speaker 03

  She, well, didn't, but now she does. Now the kids are in school all the time, so she's, uh, working at a school as an assistant.

• 54:17H. Foley?

  I respect.

• 54:17Speaker 01

  That's amazing.

• 54:18Speaker 03

  Yeah. Plus it's got, yeah, plus she's my Benny, Benny mama.

• 54:21Speaker 01

  She gets the Bennys.

• 54:22Speaker 03

  She gets the Bennys, yeah.

• 54:23Speaker 01

  The Bennys are

• 54:24Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh, Long Island teachers make, they, they, you know, they make good money, but then they also get unbelievable benefits.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  Good.

• 54:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like a nickel for me to fucking get a heart attack and get fixed. It's crazy.

• 54:38Speaker 01

  I was my, my stepdad owned the, his own construction company.

• 54:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, you gotta pay for that out of pocket.

• 54:43Speaker 01

  So my, my mom worked up until, you know, however old, at the hospital.

• 54:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:48Speaker 01

  For the Bennys.

• 54:49Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 54:50Speaker 01

  He's like, yeah, she's the benefit.

• 54:51Speaker 03

  I, well, I got, I fell out of SAG. Everyone fell out pretty much after the COVID. It was like, who got, who made enough money that year? So to keep benefits. So I was like, fuck, I gotta catch up now, but she's like, let's do it. I'll take care of it. And I'm like, great. So she makes no money.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  But the Bennys are

• 55:04Speaker 03

  But the Bennys are great.

• 55:05Speaker 01

  Got vision.

• 55:05H. Foley?

  Go.

• 55:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:06H. Foley?

  Now, let me ask you this. You got a light day. Let's say, I don't know, it's a Wednesday.

• 55:12Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 55:12H. Foley?

  Kids are getting up. Are you getting up with the kids to go to school?

• 55:15Speaker 03

  Yes, until this year. This was always my jo, I always woke up in the morning, like, six thirty. Drive the high school kid to high school at seven, come back, drive the other one to middle school at seven twenty. Cause we live like a minute and a half from the school.

• 55:30Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 55:31Speaker 03

  Um, this year, I got a senior and a freshman. So they're like two businessmen. They leave in the morning.

• 55:37H. Foley?

  Right.

• 55:37Speaker 03

  You know, they have breakfast and they're gone. And my wife leaves at seven fifteen, so now I'm, I, I, I'm sleeping until like eight fifteen.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  Crashing.

• 55:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bit. Yeah, eight fifteen.

• 55:46H. Foley?

  Then what are you doing?

• 55:47Speaker 03

  Then I'm up.

• 55:48Speaker 01

  Is it, you set an alarm at eight fifteen? That's fucking guy. I'm up?

• 55:51Speaker 03

  I'm up.

• 55:53H. Foley?

  I gotta, uh.

• 55:54Speaker 01

  You set an alarm at eight fifteen or is you just like?

• 55:55Speaker 03

  I set the alarm. If I don't set the alarm now, it's, it's gonna be a thing. I could, and I like, I, I make dinner. I'm, I, when my wife comes home.

• 56:03Speaker 01

  What's a dinner? What's, what do you throw down?

• 56:04Speaker 03

  Oh, you wanna hear some stuff?

• 56:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, on the podcast.

• 56:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, ready?

• 56:07Speaker 01

  Oh, you wanna hear some things?

• 56:09H. Foley?

  No, clam up for it.

• 56:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm telling you right now.

• 56:11H. Foley?

  Can't talk about that.

• 56:12Speaker 03

  I love this stuff. I love getting in like these crock pot recipes. I got a new one, steak and potatoes, right?

• 56:18Speaker 01

  It's the oldest crock pot recipe.

• 56:20Speaker 03

  But this, listen to how I do it, dude. Listen to how I do it. Yeah, yeah, hold on. You get, uh, an onion, chop it up, bottom, right? Listen to what I'm doing, dude. I'm up in the morning, I'm stretching, I'm crock potting, right?

• 56:33H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 56:33Speaker 03

  It's eight thirty, I'm crock potting.

• 56:35H. Foley?

  Place to yourself. You got a dog?

• 56:37Speaker 03

  I used to. I don't have a dog anymore. We might get a dog again.

• 56:39Speaker 01

  That's what's in the crock pot.

• 56:41Speaker 03

  I got the onion, I got two pounds, two and a half now of, of the cut up cha, of the, uh, steak cubes, yup, in there. Uh, a bag of the little potatoes, boom.

• 56:51H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 56:52Speaker 03

  Um.

• 56:53H. Foley?

  I'm back to bed.

• 56:54Speaker 03

  French.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  I shut it down.

• 56:56Speaker 03

  French soup.

• 56:57H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 56:58Speaker 03

  French onion soup, gravy mix, right?

• 57:01H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 57:01Speaker 03

  Right? Um, four little things of butter, pads of butter.

• 57:05H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 57:05Speaker 03

  Put the top on it, set it six hours high. Boom.

• 57:09Speaker 01

  What liquid goes in there?

• 57:10Speaker 03

  No liquid.

• 57:11H. Foley?

  It creates a steam, Kippy.

• 57:12Speaker 03

  The juices, the juices of the meat come out.

• 57:15H. Foley?

  It's an ecosystem.

• 57:16Speaker 03

  Oh dude, it's so, it is so good. I get that, a little jasmine rice, I put it on top. I mean, I'm coming, you

• 57:22H. Foley?

  I know you're knocking out a bowl before everybody gets home.

• 57:24Speaker 03

  I get a little taste of my, you gotta pay taxes, you know?

• 57:29Speaker 01

  Taxation without representation, my friend.

• 57:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. So I'm like, you know, I get a little taste.

• 57:33Speaker 01

  Three wise men, gotta let their beak.

• 57:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, so we gotta get, you know, do a little, little lunch taste and then, um, I, I mean, like, you coming home, it's, it's beautiful, like.

• 57:43Speaker 01

  What time's everybody getting home? What time's the house reinvigorate?

• 57:45Speaker 03

  Well, everyone's got stuff after school, sports and stuff.

• 57:48Speaker 01

  Six?

• 57:48Speaker 03

  Five.

• 57:49Speaker 01

  Five.

• 57:49Speaker 03

  Four thirty, five, everyone starts rolling. Now my son, my oldest son has last period off. So he drives home, takes a dump and eats some food before football.

• 57:58H. Foley?

  That's awesome.

• 57:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:59H. Foley?

  You get to hang out with him for a little bit?

• 58:00Speaker 03

  So I get him for twenty-five minutes, you know?

• 58:02H. Foley?

  That's great.

• 58:02Speaker 03

  And then he's back to school for football.

• 58:04Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 58:05Speaker 03

  And everybody rolls in around five and we eat dinner and then I go to, you know, go do work or whatever the hell I gotta do. You know? But what I'm saying, the crock pot's great, cause I can put that up at eight fifteen and I'm on, I'm on hole number two.

• 58:17Speaker 01

  You go out golfing?

• 58:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll go out golfing.

• 58:19Speaker 01

  You said you golfed this morning?

• 58:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, I golfed this morning.

• 58:21Speaker 01

  He belong, you belong to a

• 58:23Speaker 03

  A great club, Bating Hollow.

• 58:24Speaker 01

  Private, semi-private?

• 58:25Speaker 03

  Private out, out east, yeah, completely private.

• 58:27H. Foley?

  You have lunch out there at the club?

• 58:28Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. So now that's what I'm talking about, right? So now.

• 58:31Speaker 01

  This guy's fucking awesome, dude.

• 58:33Speaker 03

  I get

• 58:33Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, he gets so excited over stuff.

• 58:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm done with the round at one.

• 58:37H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 58:38Speaker 03

  Okay?

• 58:38Speaker 01

  Who are you playing with? You got your boys or you just going out?

• 58:40Speaker 03

  Couple friends there that, you know, at the club, we play a skins game, you know, a little gambling, light gambling.

• 58:44Speaker 01

  Ten grand, no big deal.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  Then you come back at one o'clock.

• 58:48Speaker 01

  Check, check to make sure my potatoes are sweating.

• 58:52Speaker 03

  Yup, yup. Cut the crock pot on the, on the, on my, on the app on my iPhone. Um, I do have an internal thermometer in there, so like, I know what the hell's going on with that thing.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  Right, obviously.

• 59:04Speaker 03

  Then I have a little

• 59:05H. Foley?

  Daddy's always watching.

• 59:06Speaker 03

  Yup. A little, uh, a little light lunch.

• 59:08Speaker 01

  Me and the boys fire up the boats and out for a little bit, right out to the canyon.

• 59:12H. Foley?

  Where's the light lunch at the club?

• 59:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, at the club, a little light lunch, Caesar salad with some chicken and beer.

• 59:20H. Foley?

  Six IPAs.

• 59:22Speaker 03

  And you go home.

• 59:23Speaker 01

  You're doing it, so it's Wednesday.

• 59:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:25Speaker 01

  You shoot it, what are you playing nine or a whole round?

• 59:26Speaker 03

  Eighteen, two thirty.

• 59:28H. Foley?

  Car or you walking?

• 59:29Speaker 03

  A car, car.

• 59:32H. Foley?

  A couple of pops on the course too?

• 59:34Speaker 03

  If the girl's out that day, I mean.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  Little bit of swing juice, you know what I mean?

• 59:39Speaker 03

  Oil, oil can. Yeah, I get out there and I'm home by two thirty and I look like a hero at five o'clock when everyone comes along in. Dinner's ready.

• 59:47H. Foley?

  You gotta tidy anything up, you gotta do a little laundry or anything?

• 59:50Speaker 03

  But I put it on before and I put it on and after, I got a whole system.

• 59:53H. Foley?

  Got that in the car.

• 59:57Speaker 01

  He's cooking a steak in the washing machine.

• 59:59Speaker 03

  One time I had to call a Task Rabbit guy to go switch the laundry because I.

• 1:00:05Speaker 01

  You've thought about that though.

• 1:00:06Speaker 03

  I got a big bet going on at eighteen, I'm like, I'm not gonna make it.

• 1:00:09Speaker 01

  Baby, it's going to extra hole. It's a key by the oak tree.

• 1:00:13Speaker 03

  Yup.

• 1:00:14Speaker 01

  Oh God, dude, that's so fucking fun.

• 1:00:17Speaker 03

  I am, I, I, I love my life, I really do.

• 1:00:20Speaker 01

  And you have a bit of a, you know, we were talking beforehand and, you know, I had, I had heard from other people about how nice your property is.

• 1:00:27Speaker 03

  Oh, nice, yeah.

• 1:00:29Speaker 01

  You know, you said, and you said, two acres.

• 1:00:30Speaker 03

  Two acres, yeah.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  That's, that's a good chunk of property.

• 1:00:34Speaker 03

  It's on the water too.

• 1:00:35Speaker 01

  It's on the water.

• 1:00:36H. Foley?

  What water?

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  Uh, Long Island Sound.

• 1:00:38H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I got it like in the winter, all the trees around me, they have no leaves, so I could see Connecticut. It's great.

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  Are you fucking nuts dude?

• 1:00:47Speaker 03

  It's great, it's great.

• 1:00:48H. Foley?

  You can't swim in that sound, can you?

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  I mean, you can, yeah, that's where we go take the boat out. I don't, I don't love it because there's sharks in there now. We caught a shark this year. We caught a three foot shark, I can show you the video, yeah. Like a little sand shark, they don't have.

• 1:01:00H. Foley?

  I'm never coming to your house.

• 1:01:01Speaker 03

  It's cra- no, I mean like on the boat.

• 1:01:03Speaker 01

  Do you have water access? Do you have like a dock?

• 1:01:04Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's like you gotta walk down some trees and stuff through the woods and down to the water.

• 1:01:10H. Foley?

  Can you fish right off this?

• 1:01:11Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah, like that's a big thing that everyone does near my neighborhood.

• 1:01:14Speaker 01

  Do you own to the water or is it like public property to the water?

• 1:01:17Speaker 03

  Uh, no, I don't own to the water, yeah, there's other houses and stuff that behind me, but you could see straight to the water.

• 1:01:22Speaker 01

  Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

• 1:01:23H. Foley?

  You get down there.

• 1:01:23Speaker 03

  You get down there, yeah, no problem.

• 1:01:24Speaker 01

  That's amazing, I didn't know that.

• 1:01:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's great. Pool, yup.

• 1:01:27H. Foley?

  Hot tub?

• 1:01:28Speaker 03

  Uh, no hot tub. Heated pool, uh.

• 1:01:32Speaker 01

  When you close that up?

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  I just did yesterday.

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  You just did yesterday.

• 1:01:35Speaker 03

  And it's because I've shit, no one's been in it since August, but as soon as you call, as soon as you remember to call to close it up, they go, oh yeah, everyone else called and now we're coming October fifth and you're like, all right, great, no problem.

• 1:01:47H. Foley?

  See, I like, I always get mad at my mom when she closes it too early. She'll fucking shit.

• 1:01:51Speaker 03

  Because two days ago, you could have gone in it like this, uh, it was hot.

• 1:01:55H. Foley?

  She'll kick out of the pool at fucking five o'clock on fucking Labor Day, I gotta close the pool.

• 1:01:58Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, that's my brother in law, yeah, he's like the second summer, summer's over. It's like take down the Christmas tree, summer's over. It's done, close up the pool.

• 1:02:07H. Foley?

  And I swim in the fall.

• 1:02:08Speaker 03

  It's nice, I only went to the pool three ti- I went in the pool, I drank, uh, drunk swim this year. July fourth, my birthday.

• 1:02:15Speaker 01

  Happy birthday.

• 1:02:16H. Foley?

  Your birthday's on July fourth?

• 1:02:17Speaker 03

  It's the greatest.

• 1:02:18H. Foley?

  Oh my God.

• 1:02:19Speaker 03

  So we had a big party.

• 1:02:20Speaker 01

  Goddamn American.

• 1:02:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, we had a big party and then everybody leaves around eleven, we had a huge storm and I go.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  Who's at that party? Sorry to cut you off.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  All the high school friends.

• 1:02:27Speaker 01

  High school friends.

• 1:02:28Speaker 03

  Everybody, yeah, yeah, the squad.

• 1:02:30H. Foley?

  Everybody doing well?

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  Everyone's doing well, you know, uh, I gotta, you know, most of them are like getting ready to retire. They all have like union jobs, one's a, works for the railroad, one works for the, the power company, Long Island Power. Teachers and stuff like that, so you know, we're all coming down to it.

• 1:02:45H. Foley?

  I'm fucked.

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  But the thing is though, it's like, swimming at night's the best dude. Drunk swimming at night?

• 1:02:51H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:02:51Speaker 03

  Oh, naked, I was, I kept calling my wife drunk, I'd come downstairs, come into the pool, she's like, I'm sleeping, I'm like, get out of here. You had the lights on, dude, it was very sexy, yes.

• 1:03:01Speaker 01

  She's gonna be like, wait, what, you're naked?

• 1:03:03H. Foley?

  Where are the boys?

• 1:03:03Speaker 03

  They're sleeping, I got out of the pool dude, I was so hammered, I fell onto the concrete, gashed my leg open.

• 1:03:09H. Foley?

  Fucked my heart out up.

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  Gashed my leg open, right? I don't even know what's going on, I walk into the house completely naked, right? Walk through the house, get it, walk up to my room, she's like staring at me, my wife, she goes, what's going on with you? I'm like, I just got, I went to put on my underwear, right?

• 1:03:24H. Foley?

  It's going on me?

• 1:03:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:27Speaker 03

  Went to put on some underwear, I am just tipped over. Boom, to the side, she's like, oh my God, get out of here, you're sleeping in the guest bedroom.

• 1:03:34H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, I go right to the guest bedroom, right? I wake up in the morning and I was like, oh, I, I open the sheets, there's, it looks like the Godfather, there's blood everywhere. And I go, what the fuck happened? I look at my legs, there's blood all over, she, she comes in, she's so pissed. She goes, what the fuck did you do? I go, this is why I need your help. I needed your help last night.

• 1:03:56Speaker 01

  Blames her immediately.

• 1:03:58H. Foley?

  You had sex with me, this wouldn't happen.

• 1:04:00Speaker 01

  What'd you do?

• 1:04:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, if you were taking care of me, this wouldn't happen.

• 1:04:04H. Foley?

  Down there in the deep end begging for a handy.

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  That's fucking sick.

• 1:04:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, yup.

• 1:04:09H. Foley?

  Who's doing the grocery shopping out there?

• 1:04:11Speaker 03

  Uh, mostly her.

• 1:04:12H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:04:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:13Speaker 01

  Where are you going? What store?

• 1:04:15Speaker 03

  Uh, we go to Stop and Shop now.

• 1:04:17Speaker 01

  Great, love a Stop and Shop.

• 1:04:19Speaker 03

  Stop and Shop's great.

• 1:04:20H. Foley?

  You've really got it figured out.

• 1:04:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, Stop and Shop and I got a good butcher.

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  Do you?

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  You need a good butcher dude, you do need a good, but I don't get meat at fucking Stop and Shop. Uh, I get meat at the butcher, so I got a great butcher, which is like, I go there on Mondays, I get the chicken, the fish, everything for the week.

• 1:04:37Speaker 01

  No shit?

• 1:04:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got a steak. It's great, it's cheaper, it's better, it's awesome, yeah.

• 1:04:42Speaker 01

  Fucking crack the motherfucking.

• 1:04:43H. Foley?

  You got the grill still going, you do the grill?

• 1:04:45Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, grill the smoker, we're going to the Giants game, uh, two weeks, I'll bring the Blackstone with me.

• 1:04:51Speaker 01

  How you get that out there? In the back of the car. What kind of cars you got?

• 1:04:54Speaker 03

  I got a, well, I have a Tesla, my wife's got a Lexus truck and my son, we gave him, my wife sold Land Rover. So he's got a Land Rover. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, but it's an old one, two thousand sixteen, you know.

• 1:05:07Speaker 01

  It's not bad. It ain't that old.

• 1:05:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:09Speaker 01

  Very nice. Shout out to the.

• 1:05:10Speaker 03

  It's not a catty broom.

• 1:05:11H. Foley?

  What is, uh, what is Mr. Renazizi like in the house? The, for him, for him to snack, is there anything that's just yours, like don't eat that?

• 1:05:19Speaker 03

  Everything.

• 1:05:21Speaker 01

  I don't know if you check.

• 1:05:22Speaker 03

  Everything is mine dude.

• 1:05:23Speaker 01

  Eighty-four episodes of the league, everything's mine.

• 1:05:24Speaker 03

  Tell you, I mean, it's like, I, I don't know how.

• 1:05:27H. Foley?

  But is there anything they, the kids can't have, like, do you have like diet root beer that they can't touch?

• 1:05:31Speaker 03

  Nothing, nothing they can't have. There's nothing, no.

• 1:05:35H. Foley?

  What's something that, it would be a little, little irked if there was not much left?

• 1:05:39Speaker 03

  Um.

• 1:05:42Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, we had a.

• 1:05:43H. Foley?

  Peanut butter pretzels?

• 1:05:44Speaker 03

  The other night we had fuck, we had a great, we went out to a, a great restaurant and I had drunken chicken parm, which is chicken parm with vodka sauce. It's so good and I had leftovers. I had.

• 1:05:59Speaker 01

  It's great.

• 1:05:59H. Foley?

  Give me the fucked up chicken.

• 1:06:02Speaker 01

  Give me the chicken that gets drunk in a pool, tries to fuck his wife and cuts his leg in a bed.

• 1:06:08Speaker 01

  Give me this, give me the Renazizi chicken.

• 1:06:10Speaker 03

  To the most, to Renazizi, he's coming up.

• 1:06:13Speaker 03

  And I brought the leftovers home and then they, they, during the, the Sunday night game, they just destroyed it. And I was like, no, no, no, this was like, that's stepping over the line, you don't take another man's leftovers.

• 1:06:26Speaker 01

  About, hey, are you gonna have, that is yours, that's whoever ordered that.

• 1:06:30Speaker 03

  So that's the last time any, I've ever been upset about, but yeah.

• 1:06:34H. Foley?

  Last weekend?

• 1:06:34Speaker 03

  This was two days ago.

• 1:06:36H. Foley?

  You said it was the last time I was upset.

• 1:06:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, it was two, yeah, it's forty-eight hours ago, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:40Speaker 01

  And before that, it was seventy-two hours.

• 1:06:43Speaker 03

  Well, usually leftovers are the only things that we'll fight over, but.

• 1:06:47Speaker 01

  How many?

• 1:06:47Speaker 03

  They're allowed to have whatever they want, I mean, but I got everything in my house.

• 1:06:50Speaker 01

  How many fridges you got?

• 1:06:51Speaker 03

  Two.

• 1:06:52Speaker 01

  Where, where, the one that?

• 1:06:53Speaker 03

  Oh, three, actually.

• 1:06:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, I knew it, I knew, you got one outside?

• 1:06:56Speaker 03

  I got upstairs fridge, the downstairs fridge in the, in the basement garage and then I got a freezer in the utility room that's like just, I bought a cow a couple of years ago, but then I got still some meat in there, I couldn't eat through the whole fucking cow, so.

• 1:07:11Speaker 01

  So much meat, it's a big crock.

• 1:07:13Speaker 03

  It's a lot of fucking.

• 1:07:14Speaker 01

  Wanted to do it, I said, where the fuck are we gonna put all this?

• 1:07:15Speaker 03

  I mean, I had to buy a whole separate freezer for it, so I still have some meat, yeah.

• 1:07:20H. Foley?

  So, it was a whole cow?

• 1:07:21Speaker 03

  It was a half a cow.

• 1:07:22Speaker 01

  You get it and they, they, they give you every piece of meat. What if they just put it in the garage?

• 1:07:26Speaker 03

  Three hundred fucking.

• 1:07:27Speaker 01

  Kevin.

• 1:07:30Speaker 03

  Moo.

• 1:07:34H. Foley?

  How much was that?

• 1:07:35Speaker 03

  Uh, I bought the, uh, the cow was like twelve hundred, I think, for half of it.

• 1:07:39H. Foley?

  That's not bad.

• 1:07:40Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:07:40H. Foley?

  I mean, that's meat for what, a year?

• 1:07:42Speaker 03

  It's like three hundred pounds of meat. It's something ridiculous, yeah, yeah, it's a lot of meat dude.

• 1:07:47Speaker 01

  Could have called me, I would have came over.

• 1:07:48Speaker 03

  They chop it, it's in the different cups, you know, they, they freeze it all, I have like thirty-five pounds of chopped meat. It's a lot.

• 1:07:54Speaker 01

  You getting ground, ground, ground beef out of that?

• 1:07:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, ton, yeah. Ground beef, thirty pounds of chopped meat, I guess.

• 1:08:01H. Foley?

  What do you call chopped meat?

• 1:08:02Speaker 03

  Ground beef, chopped meat, I don't know.

• 1:08:05H. Foley?

  Who the fuck knows the chopped meat?

• 1:08:06Speaker 03

  Long Island, I guess, I don't know.

• 1:08:08H. Foley?

  What's wrong with you?

• 1:08:09Speaker 01

  What's wrong with you dickhead, asking me all these questions?

• 1:08:14H. Foley?

  Bring me over here.

• 1:08:15Speaker 01

  I'm breaking my balls.

• 1:08:19Speaker 03

  Splitting hairs by chopped meat?

• 1:08:25Speaker 01

  Choppy?

• 1:08:27Speaker 03

  Ground beef.

• 1:08:29H. Foley?

  My favorite.

• 1:08:30Speaker 04

  Called hamburger meat.

• 1:08:32Speaker 01

  You do, you do or say things that are trashy that you don't, you know, I don't know. I went to, we went to a real nice place. I got the drunken chicken. How many goes on to explain what drunken chicken is? It's just, it's just funny to me.

• 1:08:45Speaker 03

  I drunk a chicken. I used to do a beer can chicken.

• 1:08:48H. Foley?

  Oh, man.

• 1:08:49Speaker 03

  And I call that drunken chicken.

• 1:08:50Speaker 01

  Sure, that, yeah, that would be more.

• 1:08:52Speaker 03

  I'll smoke a chicken with the beer can in it.

• 1:08:54H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:08:54Speaker 03

  Cooch and fucking.

• 1:08:55H. Foley?

  Standing up, standing up straight.

• 1:08:56Speaker 03

  Standing straight up.

• 1:08:56H. Foley?

  Oh, my dad used to, he thought that was.

• 1:08:57Speaker 01

  Keeps it moist inside.

• 1:08:59Speaker 03

  Oh my god, it's so good.

• 1:09:00H. Foley?

  My dad thought he discovered fire doing it. See, that stands up with a beer can.

• 1:09:06H. Foley?

  Uh, when the rant is easy as we'll go out to dinner.

• 1:09:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:09H. Foley?

  Is there ever a place where you all get the same thing?

• 1:09:12Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, Chinese food. We go to Chinese food.

• 1:09:17H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 1:09:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, like, we don't get the same plate, but like, we will get, we all like the same shit. So like, we'll order for the table and everybody gets a piece of that, yeah.

• 1:09:26H. Foley?

  It's not like when you go, like, you know, everybody gets the chicken piccata.

• 1:09:30Speaker 03

  No, no, nothing like that, no.

• 1:09:31H. Foley?

  Everybody shares?

• 1:09:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, because my wife mostly eats, you know, vegetables and, and lettuce and stuff like that. Yeah, so.

• 1:09:39H. Foley?

  What's the ice cream in the house? What's the situation there?

• 1:09:41Speaker 03

  What do you need?

• 1:09:41H. Foley?

  Talk to me.

• 1:09:42Speaker 01

  No one's ever said that.

• 1:09:44Speaker 03

  You got vanilla and chocolate, always staples.

• 1:09:46H. Foley?

  Pints or are you getting?

• 1:09:48Speaker 03

  The half gallons.

• 1:09:49H. Foley?

  Of, uh, Breyer's?

• 1:09:50Speaker 03

  Breyer's, yep. And then always a luxury flavor, uh, whether it be.

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  Oh, luxury flavor.

• 1:09:56H. Foley?

  Like a Van Leeuwen honeycomb or something?

• 1:09:58Speaker 03

  Something like Rocky Road or, uh, you know.

• 1:10:00Speaker 01

  I want a little bit of flair to it.

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, something with, with a little bit of nuts and a little chocolate and a little bit, yeah.

• 1:10:04Speaker 01

  Luxury.

• 1:10:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:05Speaker 01

  I feel like that's what makes them trashy. He goes, mint chocolate chip, luxury.

• 1:10:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:10Speaker 01

  He thinks it's, that's what makes it perfectly trashy for the job.

• 1:10:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, something that's nice.

• 1:10:15H. Foley?

  What's the chocolate syrup in the house?

• 1:10:16Speaker 03

  Oh, uh, Hershey's.

• 1:10:17H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:10:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:19Speaker 01

  Luxury.

• 1:10:20Speaker 03

  What a skipper on chocolate.

• 1:10:22H. Foley?

  What's the milk situation?

• 1:10:23Speaker 03

  Two percent.

• 1:10:24H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:10:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I don't drink milk anymore.

• 1:10:26H. Foley?

  Why's that?

• 1:10:27Speaker 03

  Because I drank it a lot as a kid and I'm lactose intolerant and just, yeah.

• 1:10:31H. Foley?

  You have lactate in the house?

• 1:10:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I just got a bidet. Holy shit.

• 1:10:35Speaker 01

  Like a proper one? Like a built in one or like the?

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

  No, the tushy, the tushy I got.

• 1:10:39Speaker 01

  Okay, you like it?

• 1:10:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, just, I mean, it's, it's been 48 hours, but I have a hemorrhoid.

• 1:10:45Speaker 01

  Hasn't been mad since the fucking.

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  And is this thing hit it yesterday. I, I almost leapt off of the fucking, out of the room, dude. This thing, direct contact with the fucking hemorrhoid.

• 1:10:55H. Foley?

  Hurt?

• 1:10:55Speaker 03

  And it sh- it hurt. Shot me across the room, dude. Shot me out of the fucking toilet. I go, I got the wrong one. I, I go, what is the pressure? And I got off of it and I checked the pressure with my finger to see if this thing was like coming out like a fire hose, but it really was just coming out normal. But I, this hemorrhoid must be bad.

• 1:11:16H. Foley?

  Is this your first time having one?

• 1:11:17Speaker 03

  I had, first hemorrhoid I ever had was a Super Bowl.

• 1:11:22Speaker 03

  It was, uh.

• 1:11:22Speaker 01

  Who says that?

• 1:11:24Speaker 03

  The New Orleans Saints. It's super, I was at, no, it was in New Orleans.

• 1:11:28H. Foley?

  Is it Drew Brees?

• 1:11:29Speaker 03

  It was, no, it was the Harbaugh Bowl. It was Kaepernick versus, uh, the Ravens and the 49ers. I'd gone with the cast of the league. We had eaten fucking Creole and like all this delicious food and I just, I was like, what is going on? And I remember Kroll telling me, he's like, you got a hemorrhoid, dude. I go, I feel like I'm sitting on a cigarette lighter. He goes, yep, that's exactly.

• 1:11:48Speaker 01

  Called a hemi, dude.

• 1:11:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude. So that was my first hemorrhoids.

• 1:11:51H. Foley?

  Preparation H?

• 1:11:52Speaker 03

  Yep, I prepped that thing down, got rid of it, but now I got a new one back and this thing is back for vengeance.

• 1:11:58H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 1:11:59Speaker 03

  It's so.

• 1:11:59H. Foley?

  Does it hurt right now?

• 1:12:00Speaker 03

  Not right now, no, but when I, when I put that bidet thing on, it, I was like, oh, I, I can never use this again.

• 1:12:06H. Foley?

  Never had one. I'm so scared of one.

• 1:12:08Speaker 01

  Oh, you've never?

• 1:12:09H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:12:09Speaker 01

  I used to get them, like.

• 1:12:10H. Foley?

  You did?

• 1:12:11Speaker 01

  Enough.

• 1:12:11Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:12:12Speaker 01

  Enough. Um, yeah, move it on.

• 1:12:18Speaker 01

  I mean, listen, I got one more. I just, you know, as, as a, as a.

• 1:12:21H. Foley?

  I'm just having fun.

• 1:12:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, as a fun thing, obviously we'll have you back. This has been fucking bonkers. Are you currently in a beef with the neighbor? Doesn't have to be a direct neighbor or someone, you know, is there?

• 1:12:30Speaker 03

  Funny you ask that question.

• 1:12:31Speaker 01

  I knew it. I fucking knew.

• 1:12:32Speaker 03

  Both my neighbors are over, they're over a thousand years old. Okay, they're a thousand fucking years old, both my neighbors. Uh.

• 1:12:42H. Foley?

  Young hot shot comes in the neighborhood.

• 1:12:43Speaker 03

  The one guy to my right, cause I, the way it works is my driveway goes down and my house is like separated from everybody else's on the block. So his.

• 1:12:53Speaker 01

  Sounds like a nice joint.

• 1:12:54Speaker 03

  I gotta bring my fucking pails up, like a quarter mile up to the top of the driveway.

• 1:12:59H. Foley?

  Trash cans.

• 1:13:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, the trash cans. So I bring the, the trash cans up. I put them at the top.

• 1:13:03H. Foley?

  Called them pails.

• 1:13:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:10H. Foley?

  They got wheels on them, right?

• 1:13:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:12H. Foley?

  You're not carrying them with a broomstick.

• 1:13:13Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 1:13:15Speaker 03

  I farmers carry them up the fucking.

• 1:13:17Speaker 01

  Do you do that thing in the car where you like drag them up?

• 1:13:19Speaker 03

  A hundred percent I do. I'll farm out the window, dislocated shoulder because of it. So I get them up to the top. And then now the thing is, I know what's in my garbage and so the next morning, the garbage man comes super early. I'll go to get them down and there's half of the shit from my neighbor's garbage out because he brings his out so early the day before. The raccoons and shit get into him, so it gets out and it blows into my, and he never comes, picks it up. So now I'm out there every day picking up his fucking trash. But he's a thousand years old. I can't be like, hey, old man river, get your fucking shit together.

• 1:13:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, you gotta kind of eat that one.

• 1:13:54Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying? I just gotta eat that one.

• 1:13:56Speaker 01

  That sucks.

• 1:13:57Speaker 03

  So I have no, like.

• 1:13:58Speaker 01

  There's no recourse for you.

• 1:14:00Speaker 03

  No, I can't do anything about it. I can't do, I mean, I want to take it up and bundle it and throw it on his fucking front lawn.

• 1:14:06Speaker 01

  Light it on fire.

• 1:14:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I can't do that because he's, you know, he's not long for this world, so it's, it's gonna be, you know, that's, I just have to take this one.

• 1:14:14H. Foley?

  Can anybody see into your backyard? Like you swim?

• 1:14:16Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 1:14:16H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:14:17Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 1:14:17Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:14:18H. Foley?

  Back there naked, it's.

• 1:14:18Speaker 03

  All the time.

• 1:14:19H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 1:14:20Speaker 03

  All the time. I'm never, I don't have clothes on in the summer.

• 1:14:23H. Foley?

  What about the kids?

• 1:14:25Speaker 03

  That's their problem.

• 1:14:26H. Foley?

  Are you kidding me?

• 1:14:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know when they're around. But if they see something they don't like, that's their problem, not mine.

• 1:14:35Speaker 01

  I mean, he's an insane person.

• 1:14:37Speaker 03

  Not, not really, but it's just like, I've, like I said, I'm an architect of my own happiness and this, you know, it's like, you, you play the game with us. You gotta adapt to us.

• 1:14:46Speaker 01

  I get that.

• 1:14:46H. Foley?

  Two things I'm surprised, I'm stunned that you don't have. One is a golf cart at the house.

• 1:14:51Speaker 03

  I know, I should. And we've thought, thought about it and we've actually, I know.

• 1:14:55Speaker 01

  They're not really like, you're not allowed to like use them in like those kind of residential area.

• 1:14:59Speaker 03

  That would be the thing, the trash up there is the big thing.

• 1:15:02H. Foley?

  And the hot tub.

• 1:15:03Speaker 03

  The hot tub too, I know. My kids want a hot tub. We had a hot tub in California. We moved to this house and they were like, no hot tub.

• 1:15:10Speaker 01

  Did you own in California?

• 1:15:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:12Speaker 01

  And sold?

• 1:15:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, sold.

• 1:15:14H. Foley?

  How old were you when you bought your first house?

• 1:15:16Speaker 03

  Bought a condo in two thousand six, five?

• 1:15:21H. Foley?

  Comedy money?

• 1:15:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, commercial stuff. And I had done a sitcom that got picked up from one season called Big Day.

• 1:15:28H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 1:15:29Speaker 03

  And, uh, so, yeah, a little bit of that.

• 1:15:30Speaker 01

  Are you only a Sprint commercial or something?

• 1:15:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I did a lot of, a lot of like, uh, Verizon. I did a lot of commercials.

• 1:15:35Speaker 01

  I remember the Verizon.

• 1:15:36H. Foley?

  You were very smart with your money.

• 1:15:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so like.

• 1:15:39H. Foley?

  You never blew it on a jet ski or anything like that?

• 1:15:40Speaker 03

  Nothing stupid like that, no.

• 1:15:42H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 1:15:42Speaker 03

  No, nothing like that. I just, I always thought I was like, I guess because I grew up blue collar, it was like, you gotta save your fu- you don't know when, you know, it's gonna end.

• 1:15:51H. Foley?

  Drugs, no drugs?

• 1:15:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:56Speaker 01

  You got it, rabbit. I knew you were gonna answer like that. Fuck your problem, guy.

• 1:16:00Speaker 03

  What do you want to do?

• 1:16:04H. Foley?

  I'm not an idiot. Man.

• 1:16:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:08H. Foley?

  This is a fucking home run.

• 1:16:09Speaker 01

  Dude, I'm glad. Good hang, baby.

• 1:16:10H. Foley?

  Steve Rantizzi, 100% Long Island garbage, the architect of his own success.

• 1:16:16Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 1:16:17H. Foley?

  Yes. So glad to have you here. Check it out every week on Legion of Skanks.

• 1:16:21Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:16:22H. Foley?

  Uh, anything else you want the folks out there to know?

• 1:16:24Speaker 03

  Uh, steverrantizzi.com for tour dates. I got a lot of dates coming up, uh, Cleveland, Atlanta.

• 1:16:30H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 1:16:31Speaker 03

  Uh, New Orleans, Uncle Vinnie's, wherever the fuck that is, Pleasantville, New Jersey. Yeah, a couple of the dates coming up, so steverrantizzi.com.

• 1:16:38H. Foley?

  Buddy, we fucking love you.

• 1:16:40Speaker 03

  I love you too, guys.

• 1:16:40H. Foley?

  Thank you so much for coming in.

• 1:16:41Speaker 03

  Thanks for having me.

• 1:16:42H. Foley?

  We'll definitely be having you back soon. I'm gonna find out more about this property. Hank's gonna be standing out there for a couple of weeks. Kippy, what do you got for him?

• 1:16:50Speaker 01

  Uh, guys, we're on the road right now. Uh, Army Garbage just announced Boston, the Wilbur tickets are moving quick for that.

• 1:16:56H. Foley?

  The Wilbur?

• 1:16:57Speaker 01

  We got Philly, we got Tacoma, uh, San Jose, San Diego. Get those tickets, San Diego. I think the first show sold out. ArmyGarbage.com, we love yous.

• 1:17:04Speaker 03

  Steve, again, we love you.

• 1:17:05Speaker 01

  Love you too, guys, thanks.

• 1:17:06H. Foley?

  We love you. We'll see you in three days.

• 1:17:08Speaker 03

  Peace.

• 1:17:09Speaker 04

  From the studio that brought you WandaVision.

• 1:17:11Speaker 05

  I was an Avenger, but I'm not a hero anymore.

• 1:17:17Speaker 04

  The Vision returns for the final chapter of the groundbreaking trilogy.

• 1:17:21Speaker 05

  That family wasn't real.

• 1:17:23H. Foley?

  You sure about that?

• 1:17:23Speaker 04

  I had a father called Vision.

• 1:17:25Speaker 05

  How is this possible?

• 1:17:28Speaker 04

  Don't miss the two-episode premiere of Marvel Television's Vision Quest. Nothing bonds a family together quite like mortal jeopardy. Now streaming on your Disney+.