THE LAXATIVES CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 0:45Peyton Hardin?

  What's up guys? It's Peyton and Cam from the You Should Know Podcast. Did you know you can watch the You Should Know Podcast on Spotify? If you're subscribed to Spotify Premium, you don't get any Spotify ads during our show.

• 1:03Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 241. We got Cos, Cam back in the studio.

• 1:11Cameron Kennedy?

  God, I can't get comfortable. Oh my God, dude, my shirt, the mic, good God almighty. Round of applause, dude. Oh my Lord. Round of applause. I'm sorry, y'all. I was overstimulated like a wow. I literally, oh wow, it was like this. I could, nothing was going my way. Dude, okay, I'm gonna come right out and say it. If I have a shirt that has too loose of a collar, it shows this skin tag over here, and I do not like that. That is honestly one of my deepest insecurities.

• 1:39Peyton Hardin?

  Your skin tag?

• 1:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I tried to rip it off before.

• 1:41Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It was too much pain, so I gave up.

• 1:43Peyton Hardin?

  You should, you can, you know-

• 1:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I gripped it with my fingernails and I literally went like this. I'll show you right now.

• 1:47Peyton Hardin?

  Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You're getting monetized, please. It's a good grip.

• 1:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a good grip, dude. I tried to straight up rip it off. I think I got a piece of it, but-

• 1:54Peyton Hardin?

  What age?

• 1:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, oh, it was like two years ago.

• 1:58Peyton Hardin?

  You've made money for a long time, bro.

• 1:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't know.

• 2:01Peyton Hardin?

  You go to a dermatologist, getting a skin tag removed is quite easy.

• 2:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but it's also, it's money. It's expensive. I'd rather rip it, I'd rather wash my hands and rubbing alcohol and then rip it off and then put a Band-Aid over it. I'm not gonna go pay some guy that went to school to laser my skin tag.

• 2:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's probably gonna freeze or something.

• 2:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, like no, like no, that's too much. That's why my toe's still infected.

• 2:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 2:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I've had an infected toe for a decade.

• 2:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you gotta take care of that.

• 2:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I have had an infected toe for a 10 years.

• 2:30Peyton Hardin?

  But that's not an insecurity of yours.

• 2:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's, oh, I'll straight up wear that with a badge of pride.

• 2:34Peyton Hardin?

  What the neck is an insecurity?

• 2:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That right there. It pokes out.

• 2:37Peyton Hardin?

  I have, I formed a skin tag here, but that's fairly, it's fairly new. I hope it's not cancerous, but it is fairly new and I'm not sure how that formed.

• 2:49Cameron Kennedy?

  A skin tag on the armpit's crazy, I'm not gonna lie.

• 2:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no. It's not the armpit. It's like, I mean-

• 2:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Where is it? Is it the tricep? Oh, it's a little flabbergast. It's that spot?

• 3:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like more blood.

• 3:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are you bleeding?

• 3:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm bleeding. My face is bleeding. Oh, what?

• 3:22Peyton Hardin?

  Take a dab, take a dab.

• 3:25Cameron Kennedy?

  My face is bleeding.

• 3:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, what a man. What a start, y'all. Wow.

• 3:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay.

• 3:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, let's, let's, let's bring it in. Let's call it in. I mean, that is a lot of liquid.

• 3:49Peyton Hardin?

  On the Uber ride up here, I wa-

• 3:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow. Wow. Having a combat.

• 3:56Peyton Hardin?

  On the way up here in my Uber ride up to the studio, I watched Coach Carter in two minutes.

• 4:01Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that even mean?

• 4:02Peyton Hardin?

  It was a sped up version of Coach Carter and I watched the whole movie in two minutes.

• 4:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I sat down one time, that reminds me, it was the B-movie. It's like-

• 4:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, I love the B-movie.

• 4:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but have you watched it where every time they say the word "B," it gets sped up?

• 4:17Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 4:18Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's a YouTube video, literally starts from the opening scene like normal speed.

• 4:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And then the whole movie, the whole video, I think it's like seven minutes or something like that. And it's like, they say "B" and it's just like incremental. It's bleeding again?

• 4:30Peyton Hardin?

  Not yet, but it's starting to come, it's pooling up. Dude.

• 4:39Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. Dog, okay, you gotta stop bleeding.

• 4:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I have to stop. I'm not trying to bleed. You act like I'm like, bleed, bleed. But every time they say "B," it gets quicker and quicker.

• 4:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And then the first probably six minutes is like maybe the first eight minutes of the film, because it's just incremental. And then literally, like an hour of the film happens in like four seconds.

• 4:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it just goes brrrr and it's done.

• 5:02Peyton Hardin?

  When's the last time you watched the B-movie?

• 5:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I think I've only seen it probably once my whole life.

• 5:07Peyton Hardin?

  Me too. I only saw it once for the first time like a couple of months ago. It's Sarah's like favorite movie. She wrote a paper about it.

• 5:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, dude, that's, that explains a lot. That's just, what? Okay, I'm on my high horse. I'm on my high horse. If your favorite movie ever, like as an adult, and you have like bills and stuff, and your favorite movie is something that's animated or like, it can't be, it can't be. I'm on my high horse.

• 5:32Peyton Hardin?

  You're saying an animated movie can't be your favorite movie of all time?

• 5:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it shouldn't be. It shouldn't be.

• 5:37Peyton Hardin?

  Are you nuts?

• 5:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It shouldn't be. I have, I have animated movies that I, that are top tier for me. Zootopia, Mulan. I have some elites.

• 5:45Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, you're a, you're a freak.

• 5:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Why am I a freak?

• 5:49Peyton Hardin?

  Those two movies-

• 5:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Zootopia is probably the best-

• 5:52Peyton Hardin?

  Freak, you like the rabbit.

• 5:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I do not like Officer Hopps. I don't like Officer Hopps. No, anyway. She's, she's a great character, but the movie's great. All the innuendos, all that stuff.

• 6:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And then Mulan, fantastic. To be a man, one of the greatest originals ever. But for me as a grown man, I have children and I pay bills and I own a house. I can't say that Mulan's my favorite movie.

• 6:15Peyton Hardin?

  Why not, Cam?

• 6:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I can feel the blood.

• 6:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're better, you're better. How can you say that? Animated movie, there's more good animated movies than there are like live-action movies.

• 6:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, now this is where we're completely, completely not agreeing.

• 6:29Peyton Hardin?

  There's a better success rate of animated movies that are good compared to live-action movies that are good.

• 6:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Because everyone's gonna see an animated movie. That doesn't mean, everyone's gonna see it.

• 6:38Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 6:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you have children and everyone's gonna go see the animated movie, because your kids wanna go see it.

• 6:42Peyton Hardin?

  I can name an animated, I can name an animated movie that you can't name three live-action movies better than?

• 6:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, go.

• 6:49Peyton Hardin?

  Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse.

• 6:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Spider-Man Into the Spider-

• 6:52Peyton Hardin?

  Which one's the second one? Across or Into?

• 6:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I think Across.

• 6:55Peyton Hardin?

  Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse. You can't name a better, you can't name three live-action movies that are better than that movie.

• 7:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I will give you, I will give you a caveat that that is like a, that's not the conventional one I'm talking about.

• 7:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's an animated movie!

• 7:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know. I will say that though, because that is different and that is not like an animated, child-made-for movie. That is an elite film.

• 7:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so you agree with me on that. Okay, I'll give you another one. Toy Story 3. You can't name two live-action movies better than that?

• 7:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Two, Interstellar, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.

• 7:30Peyton Hardin?

  Lord of the Rings is not better than, Lord of the Rings is not better than Toy Story 3.

• 7:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I guarantee, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King is so much better than Toy Story 3.

• 7:38Peyton Hardin?

  At what part?

• 7:39Cameron Kennedy?

  The entirety of it.

• 7:40Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 7:40Cameron Kennedy?

  The entirety of it.

• 7:41Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 7:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And they're both the third in their line. Yeah, there's absolutely no, they're both the third in their line. There's absolutely no shot.

• 7:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, which one pulls more emotion out of you?

• 7:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Return of the King!

• 7:51Peyton Hardin?

  You cried during Return of the King?

• 7:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. There's grown men, look up right now, people watching Lord of the Rings for the first time, they cry at the film. You haven't seen it.

• 7:58Peyton Hardin?

  At the third one?

• 7:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't know!

• 7:59Peyton Hardin?

  At the third one?

• 8:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. There's multiple emotional parts. It is-

• 8:03Peyton Hardin?

  That make you cry? Why, because Frodo didn't get the ring? Are you crazy?

• 8:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You haven't seen it.

• 8:08Peyton Hardin?

  Because the door of Mordor got closed?

• 8:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It is the climax of the War of the Ring. Emotions are all over the place.

• 8:16Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, do you know emotions are all over the place when that weird country purple bear turned heel at the end of the movie?

• 8:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's okay, there's Space Ranger.

• 8:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and then, so that's already a, there's a heel turn in that movie. That makes you question, dude, who do I even trust? The person that I came to the movie with, do I trust you? And then at the end of the movie, they're sliding down the incinerator, right? We think it's all over. Boom, no, they're fine. Still makes you cry. And then at the end of the movie, Andy wants to grow up and he just gives his [BLEEP] to Bonnie? Bonnie.

• 8:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Lord Dithythor sends his son, Faramir, to an unwinnable battle for Ostileth and he wants him to die. He sends his own son to die because his other son that he believes is greater, it was supposed to be the next king of Gondor, died on this mission of protecting the ring. That's just one thing.

• 9:06Peyton Hardin?

  That literally just sounds like the Big Baller brand.

• 9:12Peyton Hardin?

  That's all it sounds like.

• 9:17Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 9:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's Jello, Lonzo and Mellow right there.

• 9:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And LeVar?

• 9:21Peyton Hardin?

  And LeVar. That's LeVar Ball's story.

• 9:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Frodo! Frodo makes it to the end. He makes it into [bleep] Mountain Doom. The smallest little creature ever. He makes it into the mountain. All the way, this journey that has taken years and the only, every other man, every great, amazing hero in this movie cannot take the power of the ring. It has completely corrupted Frodo. He has a mother [bleep] name, Samwise Gamgee with him. That is the greatest friend of all best friends ever in the existence of anything. That is the greatest friend you can have is Samwise Gamgee.

• 9:52Peyton Hardin?

  So?

• 9:53Cameron Kennedy?

  And they make it into the mountain. He then gets corrupted, doesn't want to throw it away. And Sméagol bites his finger off, gets his ring, falls into the lo- he made it to the end and still couldn't get rid of the ring. And he only made it there because of [bleep] Sam. And then they're on a, on a rock, on a rock, dog, going down lava. To their intimate, imminent death. And Gandalf uses his powers and sends eagles to scoop him up.

• 10:17Peyton Hardin?

  And you're saying that's better than Buzz Lightyear, Woody and all them little alien [bleep] sliding down the incinerator? And then at the end of the movie, Andy still gives him to a Latina little girl named Bonnie.

• 10:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Not Latina. In the slide.

• 10:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. At the end, at the end end of Return of the King.

• 10:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Aragorn finally-

• 10:41Peyton Hardin?

  End end? Is this a post-credit scene?

• 10:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he finally gets renamed the King of Gondor.

• 10:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:46Cameron Kennedy?

  He is the sealed doors heir. He's the king, he's the king of Gondor. All of Minas Tirith, they just fought 200,000 [bleep] orcs on the battles, right? On the fields. He is in front of everyone in this entire kingdom. Everyone is right there. There, he's having his beautiful ceremony. He marries his elvish wife who gives up immortality so she can live with him, right?

• 11:07Peyton Hardin?

  There's so many subplots.

• 11:08Cameron Kennedy?

  And then the four hobbits, the smallest little creatures.

• 11:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:12Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, oh, da, da, da, da, da. And then everyone, the king of, of the known world goes-

• 11:16Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, kings do-

• 11:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You bow to no one. And then every single person gets down on their knee and bows to the four smallest little guys there. Because they did something that no one else could do. And it is an absolute tearjerker of a moment. It is peak [bleep] cinema.

• 11:28Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry, I'm not crying over little goblins. That guy-

• 11:31Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not goblins.

• 11:32Peyton Hardin?

  That guy has his ring cut off. And then, and then the Goblin of Mordor Mountain. And then this king that I get like-

• 11:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not crying over a big country hillbilly purple bear that has weird [bleep] agendas. He, oh, I can get into that. There's a conspiracy. Oh, Lotso's a freak.

• 11:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well, well-

• 11:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You're out of your mind.

• 11:49Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 11:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You're out of your mo- to say Toy Story-

• 11:51Peyton Hardin?

  It wasn't even about Toy Story or Lord of the Mordors.

• 11:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Prisoners. Better. Better than Toy Story 3.

• 11:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. You don't, every, you don't-

• 12:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's my favorite movie. No, no, Prisoners is my favorite movie. It's, it's not better than Toy Story though. Toy Story 3.

• 12:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Weird new like addiction to Toy Story. Toy Story 5 came out, you're in your media movie bags. And then you're just like, dude, honestly, when you think about it, Toy Story 3 probably top two film ever.

• 12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, get off your high horse.

• 12:20Peyton Hardin?

  Toy Story-

• 12:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a good, it's a really, really good movie.

• 12:23Peyton Hardin?

  Toy Story 1 through 3 is the best trilogy of movies other than High School Musical.

• 12:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's better than Star Wars.

• 12:30Cameron Kennedy?

  The only problem is you're missing the greatest trilogy ever.

• 12:36Peyton Hardin?

  What is it?

• 12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Lord of the Rings.

• 12:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I hate that. Okay, we're not, it's gonna turn into a Lord of the Rings and Toy Story.

• 12:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It is literally the greatest ever. You're out of your-

• 12:43Peyton Hardin?

  You're out of your mind.

• 12:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Toy Story 1 looks like everyone's on acid.

• 12:47Peyton Hardin?

  You can't do that. You can't do that.

• 12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 12:49Peyton Hardin?

  Cause in the time in 1998?

• 12:51Cameron Kennedy?

  1999. Guess when Fellowship of the Ring came out?

• 12:54Peyton Hardin?

  That movie looks like [bleep]. That movie looks like [bleep]. I watched it over your shoulder on a plane. It looks like [bleep].

• 13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That was The Hobbit. And that's CGI flooded.

• 13:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it sucks.

• 13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You did not see The Lord of the Rings. You saw The Hobbit. The Hobbit sucks.

• 13:06Peyton Hardin?

  You suck.

• 13:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, you suck. I was all, most-

• 13:09Peyton Hardin?

  Watching the, kind of, a plane is awful. And, bro, whenever I was on a plane, um, to, where did I go? San Diego.

• 13:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 13:18Peyton Hardin?

  Brother, I have a, I have a, a, a, a plane story from hell.

• 13:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 13:22Peyton Hardin?

  Like literally, the, one of the worst plane experiences I've ever had. And I didn't tell it a couple of weeks ago because the episode was just so booked up with stuff. Then we're about to get on a plane right after this. So-

• 13:33Cameron Kennedy?

  We are.

• 13:33Peyton Hardin?

  Hopefully, I'm not putting any negative energy out there.

• 13:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I, and, and you are a firm believer of the power of the tongue. So let's go for it. This will be a fun ride.

• 13:40Peyton Hardin?

  And so, basically, we were heading to San Diego, right? And I spent three hours on the plane before we took off.

• 13:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, refund. I need it.

• 13:53Peyton Hardin?

  Immediate refund. But, but, and, and in my mind, like, thank God, you know, daddy splurges and so I was in the good seats. But if I wa- like, if I wasn't-

• 14:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine being in like 28B.

• 14:04Peyton Hardin?

  Middle row.

• 14:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, like-

• 14:06Peyton Hardin?

  Middle seat.

• 14:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Three hours. You just try to fall asleep, go to the person next to you.

• 14:09Peyton Hardin?

  Get off. Without moving. Without moving. And so-

• 14:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened?

• 14:13Peyton Hardin?

  That's the thing. They wouldn't tell us. And I don't know why-

• 14:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Get me off the plane.

• 14:17Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. But you can't. I don't know why, like, airlines don't let you get off or don't tell you information. You're, I'm literally a prisoner for three hours.

• 14:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm a hostage? What is it? No.

• 14:26Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, you can't get off.

• 14:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Tell me what's happening right now or I'm getting off the plane.

• 14:29Peyton Hardin?

  You can't.

• 14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, okay, what if I punch you in the [bleep] teeth?

• 14:32Peyton Hardin?

  And then now you're in prison forever and you can never fly again. It's-

• 14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And that sucks. It's bull- Honestly, that's so lame. That's so lame. I, I, we should punch each other. We should punch each other to get off that plane. We should do a little one, two. We punch each other, just bite down, we'll get off the plane.

• 14:46Peyton Hardin?

  So what they ended, there was a Karen next to me that was freaking out. And so, they ended up telling her and I was like, this is the one time Karenism has gone good. I like Karenism. So I-

• 14:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I love a Karen. In dire situations like that, it's good to have a little backpocket Karen.

• 14:58Peyton Hardin?

  So I was ear hustling, trying to see what Karen was complaining about. She was like, we have been here for two and a half hours and we haven't heard a word. I need to speak to the captain. The captain comes out. Sir Pilot, he's a 6'5" white man, right?

• 15:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He look good?

• 15:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God, he's hot.

• 15:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, there we go.

• 15:14Peyton Hardin?

  Silver fox, they would say.

• 15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude. Oh, you know he's single. Oh, you know he goes back to an absolute empty fridge bachelor pad.

• 15:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 15:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he goes, I'll be in San Diego for a couple of weeks, slays a couple of things, goes home.

• 15:25Peyton Hardin?

  He's getting some beach-

• 15:27Cameron Kennedy?

  He's getting some beach box.

• 15:30Peyton Hardin?

  Some sandy cheeks. Here we go. Now, so, she's freaking out. Let's, let me talk to the captain. The captain comes up. And he goes, ma'am, uh, the reason that we are, uh, we're sitting here idle for so long. You're not gonna like the reason. She goes, well, tell me, why? What am I not gonna like? Are, are we safe? Is everything okay? What's going on? He goes, yeah, so, um, our flight attendants, their seats, you know, the seats they sit in that are very straight up and, you know, they're facing you?

• 15:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah?

• 15:59Peyton Hardin?

  They don't have a cushion on that seat.

• 16:04Peyton Hardin?

  We sat on the plane for three hours.

• 16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You cannot be serious.

• 16:09Peyton Hardin?

  We sat on the plane for three hours because the flight attendant didn't have a cushion on a chair.

• 16:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I would have took the shirt off my back to put it on their seat to get the bird up in the sky.

• 16:18Peyton Hardin?

  Well, then, a lady that was the first seat in first class, because she's like directly, she can see that seat. She goes, honestly, I'm already late to what I was supposed to be at. I'll get off this flight if everybody can go and you can sit in my seat.

• 16:30Cameron Kennedy?

  W woman. She deserves the world.

• 16:32Peyton Hardin?

  We clap for her.

• 16:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That woman.

• 16:33Peyton Hardin?

  We clap for her. I don't clap because I don't believe in public clapping. Everybody, I hate that. You're so lame. If you public clap, don't, but it's not a sporting event. Clapping, sporting events are concerts, get a life. So people are clapping for her. She gets off the plane. The flight attendant sits down. 10 minutes passes. The flight attendant gets up. Come to find out, it's against FAA, FCA regulations for the flight attendant not to sit in that seat. She has to sit in that seat. And it's against regulation to not have a cushion in that seat. So you have to have a cushion.

• 17:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Who took the cushion? Who's the cushion thief?

• 17:09Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. I don't know. They gave us a faulty plane.

• 17:11Cameron Kennedy?

  They didn't give you a faulty [bleep] voucher.

• 17:14Peyton Hardin?

  They did. $10 food and drink.

• 17:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You were three hours late, let, let alone three hours late. Three hours standstill. And you received $10 in food and beverage.

• 17:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. And then they allowed the first class seat lady to get off the plane.

• 17:35Peyton Hardin?

  And it still didn't let us go. And so she's just out of a plane.

• 17:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, well, oh, no, she's 100% getting a refund. She's probably sma- she's honestly probably the smartest one I've ever heard. Cause she's, she said, I'll get off the plane, you know, whatever. She took the easy way out. She went straight to that desk. She said, hey, this flight still hasn't left. They're still not leaving. I need my refund right now.

• 17:52Peyton Hardin?

  She was halfway drunk because they kept feeding her wine. So I don't think she was that coherent enough to do that. How's your refund range check? And so boom, we're, now, it's like-

• 18:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a tragedy.

• 18:02Peyton Hardin?

  So now we're still sitting there. We're at two hours 45 minutes. Now, we are fu- we are bad. There's kids running up and down the aisle.

• 18:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude.

• 18:09Peyton Hardin?

  Like, it, it, it is-

• 18:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Soul plane.

• 18:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, bad. And so much so, right? Now, people have addictions and people have vices. Mine is alcohol. So I was, you know, taking tequila sodas. My time was passing good. I was hearing music that wasn't playing.

• 18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 18:23Peyton Hardin?

  I was having a good time.

• 18:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, we there? Yeah.

• 18:25Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, Sarah, you wanna make out? Like, I was like, I don't, I don't care. I was horny. I don't know. I was, it was, I was getting loopedy. And so, then, this is where the addiction part comes in. Other people on this plane have addiction.

• 18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Real scary. Like, we know what we deal with. We know our vice and our outlet. Don't know what the rest of these people got.

• 18:42Peyton Hardin?

  Well, all of a sudden, like two hours and 50 minutes in, a fire alarm turns on on the plane. Whip, whip, whip, whip, whip. Our flight attendant, who was a homosexual man, right? Then I, I always had to say, because I, I only could tell by the way, he ran. He took, he.

• 19:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I just laughed because I did not expect that was coming.

• 19:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I don't know, I don't know why that's like.

• 19:09Peyton Hardin?

  I, I like the stereotype, but there's nothing wrong. I love my gays.

• 19:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 19:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'm borderline on your team. I'm halfway, I have a, I have a foot in the door, right?

• 19:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not a secret.

• 19:18Peyton Hardin?

  I'm almost there, right?

• 19:20Cameron Kennedy?

  So.

• 19:22Peyton Hardin?

  Can't get mad at me for saying that.

• 19:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Huh? Oh, Zach, hey, Zac Efron sitting next to you on that three hour delay instead of Sarah and you're still, you're, you're both slamming TSLs.

• 19:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm taking a chance.

• 19:35Peyton Hardin?

  But anyway, so the fire alarm starts going off and our flight attendant takes off on a dead sprint.

• 19:41Peyton Hardin?

  He's gone. Like he's, I've never seen somebody move that quick and he's serious. Like boom, running down the aisle. Now, we're all like, whoo, we're trying to see, I thought it was somebody hitting the medical button. I thought somebody had spasmed out, fallen over.

• 19:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Three hours too long.

• 19:55Peyton Hardin?

  Croaked or something. They didn't get their vitamins on some dairy. So I.

• 20:03Peyton Hardin?

  So we're all looking back nosy. Karen's, oh my God, what's going on? Apparently a lady went into the bathroom to hit her vape.

• 20:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 20:12Peyton Hardin?

  She was blowing down a vape.

• 20:15Cameron Kennedy?

  She was blowing that down.

• 20:16Peyton Hardin?

  So then.

• 20:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Set the alarm off.

• 20:18Peyton Hardin?

  So then she gets taken out of the, she gets taken out of the bathroom.

• 20:24Peyton Hardin?

  They sit her back down on her seat. Two minutes go by, we have police on the plane. The police come on the plane and they, they're like, they take her, they, they find her, they take her, they leave. Now, they gave her like the walk of shame out. Like they have like behind her back. I'm like, come on. And she was a black lady. So of course they gave her the extra treatment. So they have her behind her back. They get her off the plane. I'm like, holy, what's going on?

• 20:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Golly, bro.

• 20:49Peyton Hardin?

  Two more minutes pass by, they bring her back. And they just have her sit down.

• 20:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, but they don't trust her. So they, they put her in the closest seat to the cockpit and she's in now first class. She vaped and set off an alarm. She got a seat up.

• 21:03Peyton Hardin?

  And all they did was make her throw the vape. They took her off the plane, brought her back, made her throw the vape away and then did, they did three announcements. Please do not vape on the plane. Please do not vape on the plane.

• 21:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Or use of e-cigarettes is not allowed and is finable up to the certain amount.

• 21:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, that's what they did.

• 21:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And she just got to come back.

• 21:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And then we took off.

• 21:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that might top.

• 21:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That might top majority outside of the, the throw up when the kid threw up in the aisle.

• 21:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That might top, that might be my, that would be my worst flight, plane experience. I, I think something's happening to me internally. That might be my worst plane experience if that happened to me.

• 21:40Peyton Hardin?

  And guess what airline it was? American.

• 21:45Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I fly it all the time and if they do give me enough money, I will promote it. I'm just saying, guys, this is a forewarning. If you see me promoting American Airlines, I am a sellout and I, and, and that's, they paid me a lot. I hate them, but I will promote it.

• 22:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 22:01Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like a, a gold medallion. I'm a top tier member.

• 22:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying you're tier up there.

• 22:05Peyton Hardin?

  I have no option.

• 22:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You're tier. You're like, you're royalty with two American.

• 22:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 22:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Think about it. American loves you. You hate them.

• 22:10Peyton Hardin?

  Well, yeah, they deserve to be hated. I don't think there's anybody that's like, I love American Airlines.

• 22:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't mind them, but the amount, I've never had more ups from anybody else. I would say that.

• 22:19Peyton Hardin?

  Ever.

• 22:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, and it's, it's, it's not close. Like it's not like, oh, there's seven ups with American and four with, it's like, there's 30 and then there's like two.

• 22:28Peyton Hardin?

  I would say four, uh, that's like 32% of my flights have been delayed on American.

• 22:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That's insane. One out of every three.

• 22:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:40Peyton Hardin?

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• 23:20Peyton Hardin?

  And some of y'all's fits need to look more fresh. You're looking dusty. Look at this. You can feel the quality, the weight, the finish, the details. I mean, this is something you open up on Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate and wear to dinner that night. I mean, imagine that. Imagine you're, you're at your house and all your family's there and you unwrap a GLD chain and then you're just blinding grandma across the dining room table. I mean, she already had cataracts. Now imagine what she's doing now. And right now GLD is having their insane holiday sale for a limited time. Only new customers can use code YSK to get 50% off at GLD.com. That's 50% off with code YSK at GLD.com for their biggest sale of the year.

• 24:03Peyton Hardin?

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• 24:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you're, no, okay. One out of every three, 32%. I'm glad you brought up numbers because I got a little riddle for you. I brought you a little.

• 24:21Peyton Hardin?

  Just happened. Were you just waiting to plant that?

• 24:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it sparked my thought.

• 24:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 24:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, this is a very simple question and it's very real. And I just think I would love to hear you try to solve this.

• 24:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 24:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. So this is a math riddle for you. You borrowed $50,000 from your dad and $50,000 from your mom.

• 24:42Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, first of all, it's not realistic.

• 24:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, but you gotta put yourself in it.

• 24:46Peyton Hardin?

  It's not realistic.

• 24:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. You bought 50, borrowed 50,000 from your dad, 50,000 from your mom to buy a car that costs $97,000.

• 24:54Peyton Hardin?

  I have $3,000 left over.

• 24:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. After the purchase, you have $3,000 left. You returned $1,000 to your dad. You returned $1,000 to your mom.

• 25:02Peyton Hardin?

  I have a thousand dollars left.

• 25:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And you kept $1,000 for yourself.

• 25:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I'm here.

• 25:07Cameron Kennedy?

  So now you owe your dad 49,000. You owe your mom 49,000. 49 plus 49 is 98.

• 25:15Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not sure how we got there.

• 25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean?

• 25:17Peyton Hardin?

  How do I owe them 49,000?

• 25:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you borrowed 50 from them. You've only given them one back.

• 25:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, correct. So I owe.

• 25:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You owe 49 to pops, 49 to.

• 25:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'm back on track. Yeah.

• 25:26Cameron Kennedy?

  And you have 1,000 left for yourself.

• 25:28Peyton Hardin?

  Sure.

• 25:28Cameron Kennedy?

  The, the 1,000 you kept.

• 25:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:30Cameron Kennedy?

  49 plus 49 equals 98.

• 25:33Peyton Hardin?

  Sure.

• 25:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Plus the 1,000 you kept for yourself.

• 25:35Peyton Hardin?

  50.

• 25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  What did you just say?

• 25:39Peyton Hardin?

  50,000. 49 plus four.

• 25:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I said 49 plus 49 equals 98.

• 25:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so 99.

• 25:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Plus the 1,000. Your answer is 50. That's insanity. 98 plus one is 50.

• 25:51Peyton Hardin?

  You, you can't throw a bunch of numbers at me or my brain. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, uh, dyslexic.

• 25:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Getting wet, left eye's getting wet.

• 25:59Peyton Hardin?

  I'm dyslexic.

• 26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  49 you owe, 49 you owe, that's 98. Plus the one you kept for yourself, that's 99. Where'd the other thousand dollars go?

• 26:08Peyton Hardin?

  Wait.

• 26:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Where'd the other thousand dollars go?

• 26:11Peyton Hardin?

  You said that.

• 26:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean I said that? Yeah, I said that. Where is it?

• 26:15Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 26:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You borrowed 50,000 from your mom and your dad. So that's 100,000.

• 26:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. So I owe 100,000.

• 26:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 26:22Peyton Hardin?

  And so I.

• 26:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You bought the car. There's 3,000 left.

• 26:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but that's the problem.

• 26:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the problem? Solve it.

• 26:28Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. I don't, the other thousands in the car.

• 26:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 26:33Peyton Hardin?

  The other thousands in the car.

• 26:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You have the car.

• 26:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, that's where the money's at.

• 26:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You bought the car for 97,000.

• 26:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, that's where the money's at. And so the other thousand went to my mom. The other thousand went to my dad and the thousands in the car that I paid for.

• 26:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You kept the thousand.

• 26:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but the other thousands in the car.

• 26:53Cameron Kennedy?

  There's not another thou, you think the other thou, the missing thousand is just the car? That's what, what the is that?

• 26:59Peyton Hardin?

  He farted.

• 27:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Think about it.

• 27:02Peyton Hardin?

  I am.

• 27:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you need a whiteboard? Do you need a whiteboard?

• 27:04Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 27:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you need a whiteboard. I think you need a whiteboard.

• 27:08Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. So look. So I got, this is my mom. That's, that's your dad.

• 27:15Cameron Kennedy?

  My dad.

• 27:18Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like this.

• 27:20Peyton Hardin?

  You have that shoulder.

• 27:21Cameron Kennedy?

  50.

• 27:23Peyton Hardin?

  50, okay?

• 27:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 27:25Peyton Hardin?

  50K, 50K.

• 27:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you borrowed 50K, 50K. So you're out 100. You buy a car.

• 27:31Peyton Hardin?

  That's the car.

• 27:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 27:33Peyton Hardin?

  The car was, how much did it cost?

• 27:34Cameron Kennedy?

  97.

• 27:35Peyton Hardin?

  97.

• 27:38Peyton Hardin?

  So it's 100.

• 27:41Peyton Hardin?

  And I have.

• 27:42Cameron Kennedy?

  What the, I mean, what the mermaid man and barnacle boy is that car right there? Holy.

• 27:47Peyton Hardin?

  So 97K went to the car.

• 27:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 27:50Peyton Hardin?

  So now I have.

• 27:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You, there's 3,000 left.

• 27:52Peyton Hardin?

  So there's 3K left.

• 27:53Cameron Kennedy?

  So you gave 1,000 to your mom.

• 27:55Peyton Hardin?

  So go back to 1K.

• 27:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So, yeah.

• 27:57Peyton Hardin?

  Back to 1K.

• 27:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And you kept 1K.

• 27:59Peyton Hardin?

  And I have 1K. So that's, what's the question?

• 28:02Cameron Kennedy?

  So the question is, now, so take, so go to those 50s and make.

• 28:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, what's the question?

• 28:06Cameron Kennedy?

  The question, well, where's the extra 1,000? Because you paid, you paid your mom and dad back. So turn those 50s to 49. Cause you gave them a thousand back. Like that 50 is your line of debt. Yes, they gave you 50 and now you've given them, so you owe 50. Yes, but you've given them one. So now you owe 49. So now the question is, 49 plus 49 is 98.

• 28:28Peyton Hardin?

  98.

• 28:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Plus the 1,000 you kept for yourself. That's 99. Where's the other thousand dollars?

• 28:38Peyton Hardin?

  It's not.

• 28:42Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean? It's not?

• 28:44Peyton Hardin?

  It's not. It's back to 50K after I gave him the 1,000 back.

• 28:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh, there's no way. The 1,000's not adding. It's not adding. The 1,000 was subtracting. The 50 is representing your debt.

• 29:01Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 29:09Peyton Hardin?

  It's ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred.

• 29:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, okay.

• 29:14Peyton Hardin?

  So a hundred.

• 29:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 29:16Peyton Hardin?

  That's a hundred K.

• 29:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 29:17Peyton Hardin?

  So that's where all the money's at. And I gave them back, so it's back to ninety-eight. And I have a hun- and then it's ninety-nine.

• 29:27Cameron Kennedy?

  This is so good. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. This is so good.

• 29:33Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely am not understanding.

• 29:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, there's a hundred thousand dollars, right?

• 29:36Peyton Hardin?

  I have a hundred thousand dollars. And I spent ninety-seven on a car, so I have three thousand left. And I gave a thousand back, a thousand back. So the thou- I have it. I have the thousand dollars that I owe. So I shouldn't have kept it. I should give it back.

• 29:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, dude, to what?

• 29:50Peyton Hardin?

  But this.

• 29:50Cameron Kennedy?

  So what? Five hundred each.

• 29:53Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 29:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know.

• 29:57Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. What's the answer? What's the answer?

• 29:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You were right there toward the end.

• 30:01Peyton Hardin?

  What was the answer?

• 30:01Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no money missing.

• 30:03Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I said in the beginning!

• 30:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but you did not.

• 30:05Peyton Hardin?

  I said in the beginning, I said, I don't owe him any money.

• 30:08Cameron Kennedy?

  But you do owe him money, but there was none missing.

• 30:10Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I said.

• 30:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a ninety-seven thousand dollar car, and there's three thousand dollars left over. There's your hundred grand. It's as soon as you go, oh, one there, one there, forty-eight, forty-eight, that's the trick behind it.

• 30:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I said.

• 30:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not what you said.

• 30:23Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, nah, review the tape. Review the tape.

• 30:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Review the tape, oh, you're one.

• 30:27Peyton Hardin?

  Tape.

• 30:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, it's Kane!

• 30:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, you said, you said, I could take the other one, split it in five hundred, five hundred. If a forty-eight, five, I could, I can get a loan.

• 30:39Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, if I, if I, if I got a loan for fifty K from my parents, they'd beat the shit out of me.

• 30:43Cameron Kennedy?

  If you had a loan for fifty K from each of them individually, just for a car.

• 30:46Peyton Hardin?

  Where's this money coming from?

• 30:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, like, what do you mean you can give me a hundred grand right now?

• 30:49Peyton Hardin?

  They'd give me a spanking.

• 30:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You think that's what they did to the lady on the plane?

• 30:52Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 30:52Cameron Kennedy?

  When they took her off and brought her back? Spanked her? Uh, do you, did you just ask me, another grown man, do I think they removed a black woman that was vaping on a plane? And took her off the plane, made her throw away her vise of choice?

• 31:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And spanked her and then put her back on the plane?

• 31:10Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 31:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even know if I'm allowed to say yes to that. Like, I don't know if that would be bad repercussions if I said, yeah, I think they did that.

• 31:15Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think adults should get spanked as a punishment still?

• 31:18Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're getting spanked and it is not for pleasure?

• 31:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:21Cameron Kennedy?

  There's something terribly wrong.

• 31:22Peyton Hardin?

  Have you gotten spanked for pleasure before?

• 31:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but Liv, no, sometime, I'm not gonna lie, Liv goes in there for a grab every once in a while?

• 31:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 31:28Cameron Kennedy?

  And I do not like it. I do not. Are you saying, cause it's my?

• 31:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, I did. Oh, yeah.

• 31:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:36Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, oh. You're not exploitative enough.

• 31:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, what you said?

• 31:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I have to put you on blast.

• 31:47Peyton Hardin?

  For what?

• 31:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I have to put you on blast.

• 31:49Peyton Hardin?

  What'd I say?

• 31:50Cameron Kennedy?

  My kid was sick over the weekend. Uh, Milo was sick. We went and bought a thermometer and I called Peyton, we're talking about whatever. And he goes, he sees the thermometer and then Malachi's like sucking on it. He goes, oh, is that, is that, is that a rectum one? Is that a whatever?

• 32:05Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I thought all baby thermometers went to the butt.

• 32:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And I said, no, it's, it's a three-in-one tip. You can use it under the tongue, under the armpit, or in the butt. And we're just being idiots. We go down the line and it ends up with, imagine all three of those at once. There's a cold tip in your butt, under your tongue, and if you're, under your armpit. And goes, I'm like.

• 32:30Peyton Hardin?

  You take all my temperature like that?

• 32:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You treat me like a bowling ball.

• 32:36Peyton Hardin?

  Give me a tongue, armpit plunge. You treat me like that? I'm like, trying to finish.

• 32:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 32:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, spanking, no, it can't happen.

• 32:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, isn't that, why, at what age does spanking stop?

• 32:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I'm not gonna lie, if you can clothe yourself and you're getting spanked, that's, it's a bit weird. It's just getting weird.

• 32:55Peyton Hardin?

  But our parents in school got spanked. Like, my, my dad.

• 32:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That get, now, I've always thought that gave, like, racial to me.

• 33:02Peyton Hardin?

  Well, my dad got spanked. He's white.

• 33:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, I know.

• 33:05Peyton Hardin?

  He got the paddle. Like, think about that. My, my dad.

• 33:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, my mom too.

• 33:09Peyton Hardin?

  Which makes me lose a little respect for them. Like, if my parents in school.

• 33:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Driving to school.

• 33:14Peyton Hardin?

  They would drive to school, right? They would, they would talk too much in class. They would get called to the front of the class and get bent over a desk and spanked in front of your peers.

• 33:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that could, I, okay, at the one you're on top, I don't think you realize how much of an impossibility that would be now.

• 33:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:33Cameron Kennedy?

  To, I'm not even talking about rules and regulations standpoint. If I told one of these kids that think they're all thirty now.

• 33:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, come to the front, you're getting whooped. They would, it, it would never happen.

• 33:42Peyton Hardin?

  It would be a one-on-one fight.

• 33:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It would never hap- that would never happen.

• 33:45Peyton Hardin?

  But like, wait, in my mind.

• 33:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Our parents saw.

• 33:47Peyton Hardin?

  Our parents, my dad's a.

• 33:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, right now, he's like this. Hey, hey, my.

• 33:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, hey, hold on, call him, call us, call him right now.

• 34:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. Like, think about it. Everybody, if you're like, the, if you're twenty-one and above right now, watching this podcast, and your parents are still with us, call your parents. And be like, why did you let your teachers and principals spank you in school?

• 34:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that, that is insane to think about.

• 34:17Peyton Hardin?

  You're a.

• 34:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't go out, you can't, I, I never should have listened to you. I never should have listened to you. You're getting spanked by random, by random adults in the, in the seventies?

• 34:28Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I remember being a kid and my parents trying to spank me and I put up a good fight.

• 34:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I was like, no, no. And then my mom did, I was like, yeah, dude, just get over with it. She's like, this hurts.

• 34:35Peyton Hardin?

  You think I'm gonna let Mr. Gregory bid me over his science desk? Oh, you crazy.

• 34:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Now, hold on. I just thought of this.

• 34:45Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I got a couple of teachers.

• 34:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I had a couple of teachers. I would have been like, uh, oh, what, what constitutes as a spank?

• 34:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no!

• 34:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Oh, so loud and annoying. Sure would hate, sure would hate to get spanked.

• 35:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 35:07Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, she goes, no food or water in my class. I go.

• 35:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Finish the joke.

• 35:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm getting on a plane, dog.

• 35:27Peyton Hardin?

  In that?

• 35:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, the way you just said, dude, you're, you're, that's so rude. The way you just said that is like, you literally, you're embarrassed to be with me. Be honest, be on the honest, on the air right now. Are you embarrassed to be with me in public? Say it, you just spit at me. Now you're spitting at me. Oh, wow, dude. Oh, times have changed. You're spitting at me?

• 35:52Peyton Hardin?

  I, no, I didn't mean it like that.

• 35:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you did though, and I can tell from the tears in your eyes.

• 35:56Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just saying.

• 35:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I, first off, this whole thing was about me being wet. And I said, dude, I'm getting on a plane. I'm talking about me being wet now, and you go, in that? You, that's, that was your face. You said, in that? Like, you're appalled. Like, you're disgusted. You said, in that, really? You're getting all like that? It's like, you, you're wearing a bomber jacket, like a fleece bomber jacket. You're gonna look great.

• 36:15Peyton Hardin?

  A bomber jacket.

• 36:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You get whatever it is.

• 36:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a, it's a suit jacket almost.

• 36:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, even better, a suit jacket, yeah. You're all, you're all dusty, rusty dad of two friend. Yeah, he's wearing, he's wearing a logoless black tee and fabletic shorts.

• 36:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying this, I'm wearing this to the Knicks game. I'm wearing that to the Knicks game. I'm wearing that from.

• 36:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm changing clothes before that.

• 36:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 36:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine we didn't have time?

• 36:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm dressed out.

• 36:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I can't, my sweat's too much.

• 36:41Peyton Hardin?

  I plan on smelling like Square Garden. I plan on smelling like.

• 36:47Peyton Hardin?

  He, I, I, no, I plan on, I fully see you.

• 36:50Cameron Kennedy?

  First, I, I can't crack you. I can't.

• 36:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you can.

• 36:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Come take it!

• 37:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Your bitch looks like a little triangle. I can't crack your code. You are like, you're so, so caring about what others think in some forms, so not caring in others.

• 37:12Peyton Hardin?

  What, what are you?

• 37:13Cameron Kennedy?

  There's like a beautiful balance, but it's, it's like a mystery all the same time.

• 37:16Peyton Hardin?

  How do you mean?

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like the most open guy ever?

• 37:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yet the most reserved. Like, you, like, you, you, like, I'm not gonna clap in public. I'm not gonna clap with y'all and have a good moment, but my. Re- like, that, that's like, your triple beam balance is never here, like, it's, or it's so much here.

• 37:33Peyton Hardin?

  It is, I, I'm, but I think that's my, my sexual appeal is that. It's like, cause you can never quite gauge where I'm at. It's like a push and pull, like, all the time. And that's what keeps people interested.

• 37:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's very interesting. Cause how, like, how, like, how are you gonna have a thousand dollar fit on?

• 37:49Peyton Hardin?

  I don't.

• 37:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Way more than that if we, if we account for accessories.

• 37:51Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have a thousand dollar.

• 37:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm talking significantly more than that if we account for jewelry. But the clothes itself, okay, the clothes itself, a couple hundred dollars of clothes, you look great. You, you clearly have some cologne on, right?

• 38:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 38:02Cameron Kennedy?

  But if someone were to accidentally drop their phone near your rear?

• 38:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And have to bend over going, oh, excuse me, sir.

• 38:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:09Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's just like an elephant husk. It's like, just right.

• 38:12Peyton Hardin?

  You're exterminated.

• 38:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It's crazy.

• 38:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 38:18Peyton Hardin?

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• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

  But okay, I want to clear my name on whenever I was saying in that. I didn't mean it like that. I meant it because I thought I was talking about their timing with Madison Square Garden and like going to the game. But also, I, I do believe, and I have said this before, I do believe there should be some sort of decorum on a plane. I do believe that. And there should be some sort of decorum on a plane.

• 40:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there shouldn't.

• 40:27Peyton Hardin?

  Then this is me about to be 30, I'm unk. And I think that's where it's come from.

• 40:31Cameron Kennedy?

  But there's, you're just objectively wrong. You're objectively wrong.

• 40:34Peyton Hardin?

  You should dress somewhat presentable on a plane. Like, leave the pajamas.

• 40:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 40:40Peyton Hardin?

  Leave the slop.

• 40:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I hate it too, but I'm saying I'm, I'm taking a backward step. We're gonna, we're gonna disagree right here.

• 40:45Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's fine.

• 40:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Objectively, you like it, you like it and love it, and you think it's sexy and it's hot and it gives, ooh dude, I'm on this plane, I'm gonna go do business and work, man. It's gonna be good. We're gonna grind and rock it up and come back home. There's other people, they're going to see their cousin.

• 41:05Peyton Hardin?

  It's fine.

• 41:07Cameron Kennedy?

  They don't need to dress nice to go see their cousin.

• 41:09Peyton Hardin?

  You should dress nice because you're in public.

• 41:11Cameron Kennedy?

  They need to get on the plane, they need to abide by the rules, and there's no rules about clothes.

• 41:17Peyton Hardin?

  There should be, is my thing. Like, like, I'm not saying three-piece suit, I'm not saying like, but like maybe a pant and a shirt. That's all I'm saying.

• 41:26Cameron Kennedy?

  The guideline to require someone to wear a pant and a shirt is the loosest, most insane thing. Pajama pants.

• 41:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 41:36Cameron Kennedy?

  A pajama shirt.

• 41:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm, oh.

• 41:38Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you gonna, what are you gonna have the materials next? It has to be 47% polyester?

• 41:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, but like a nice, like athletic.

• 41:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Nice, again, subjective.

• 41:47Peyton Hardin?

  Athleisure. You could wear athleisure, like a golf pant, maybe like.

• 41:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna make me go buy Lululemon to get on a plane.

• 41:53Peyton Hardin?

  Fabletics.

• 41:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Fabletics to get on a plane.

• 41:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I wear Fabletics on the plane all the time. There's not even an ad.

• 41:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I wear Fabletics every day of my life.

• 41:58Peyton Hardin?

  This is a Fabletics pant.

• 41:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That is.

• 42:00Peyton Hardin?

  This is nice. This is breathable. It's almost like a sweat pant. But you could wear it anytime you want. You know what I'm saying? There should be some sort of decorum on a plane. Like, like, you could wear a short. Let me say that. You could wear a short. Make it denim. Make it, make it golf. Make it something nice. You know what I'm saying? Or maybe.

• 42:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no, no. I need your psychology. Why? I need your why. And you can't talk about you just because Paden Harden wants everyone to look nice. What would an actual reasoning be? That people need to wear golf shorts on a plane to New York City in November?

• 42:29Peyton Hardin?

  The same way you have to dress certain ways to go into a restaurant. No shoes, no shirt, no service.

• 42:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a restaurant. And that's no shirt. If you have no shirt, you're not getting on a Boeing.

• 42:41Peyton Hardin?

  Dare I say that an airplane is more of a luxury service than a restaurant? That is a high-ticket item.

• 42:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 42:48Peyton Hardin?

  Planes are expensive.

• 42:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, high ticket on the price, that doesn't make it more of a luxury.

• 42:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it does.

• 42:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it does not.

• 42:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it does.

• 42:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it does not.

• 42:55Peyton Hardin?

  And I think that's what luxury is, is the expense of it. I'm not saying I'm looking at you less. I'm just saying I think we should all like make things a better environment by dressing better. And I, I, and I'm saying that too with your service animals. Like, like, I'm, like, like, I, I think, and this is wrong to say, and I might get canceled.

• 43:16Peyton Hardin?

  That's not, that's not a service animal. Like, that, that is, that is not a service animal.

• 43:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, I know the route you're going.

• 43:24Peyton Hardin?

  He has a lazy eye. Like, that dog is fucked up, bro. I was on a plane back from San Diego and there was this little bulldog in front of me. And they put him on the little armrest. And you're sitting there the whole time and he kept farting. He kept farting.

• 43:40Cameron Kennedy?

  A bulldog?

• 43:42Peyton Hardin?

  Or the French bulldogs, a little miniature.

• 43:45Cameron Kennedy?

  They had a Frenchy as this, I don't even know if those can get certified to be a service animal.

• 43:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was like they put him on like an Amazon vest. Like, it was like, he was, he was.

• 43:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, stolen valor? Stolen valor for a service dog? You need to go to, not even jail, you just need to be isolated.

• 44:04Peyton Hardin?

  There's too much stolen valor in the service animal community. And it's a fact.

• 44:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You can spend $20 and get that Amazon Prime to your house in two days, or even overnight.

• 44:13Peyton Hardin?

  There has to be some service dog. There has to be some sort of test.

• 44:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a stolen valor. That's, no, yeah, I am, okay. Is it bad that if I see a service dog that is not like an elite breed, I immediately discredit them? Is that a little messed up?

• 44:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but I agree with you. No, I agree with you.

• 44:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's fine. And I can be messed up.

• 44:31Peyton Hardin?

  Because certain breeds, now this might be dogism. This might be a little dog racism.

• 44:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And we're, we're gonna, you know, we're gonna be honest and we'd love to be educated, leave it in the comments.

• 44:38Peyton Hardin?

  Like, like Labradors, service animals. German Shepherds, service dog. Golden Retrievers, service dog. Chweenies, bull can't be a service dog.

• 44:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Ruby doesn't deserve that high of, like, that high of decorated skills. She can't possess it. Her brain cannot possess it.

• 44:54Peyton Hardin?

  They're too, they're, they don't have the, they're not equipped with the skills to navigate a panic attack.

• 45:00Cameron Kennedy?

  She has luxating patellas, she has weak legs, she goes outside, poops, sniffs it, takes a little nibble, comes back in. That's, she's not servicing anybody. She's not servicing her, her own gut microbiome. She is not a service animal. No one in her lineage or line of dogs should be, you can't, what is a Chweenie servicing?

• 45:16Peyton Hardin?

  Not, not, maybe emotional support? Yes. We, we need to differentiate emotional support from service animal.

• 45:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Different patch, different patch on the.

• 45:24Peyton Hardin?

  There has to be a different patch.

• 45:26Cameron Kennedy?

  If you need the emotional support, 100% fine, take the animal. It, it needs to say EMS, well, emotional support, emotional support dog, ESD.

• 45:36Peyton Hardin?

  ESD.

• 45:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Not to be confused with LSD, because then you're gonna need a lot of support.

• 45:39Peyton Hardin?

  Like, that's like, this is the same thing. An emotional support dog is like ROTC. Like, it's fine. Like, anybody can sign up in high school, you have to go to lunch afterwards, right? Anybody can do it. You're not in the Marine Corps.

• 45:51Cameron Kennedy?

  The same algebra test as me.

• 45:53Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. A, a, a service animal went through boot camp and is enlisted and can get shipped off at any time overseas to Iran.

• 46:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That's how it should be. That's how it should be.

• 46:02Peyton Hardin?

  That's how it should be.

• 46:03Cameron Kennedy?

  If my dog can get called up to go join the Navy SEALs, to go to, to go to, uh, uh, wherever, Jakarta, if he can be, then absolutely.

• 46:12Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 46:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a service animal. That's a dog that deserves a steak. That's a dog that deserves top-of-the-line treatment, ultimate respect and love. If I have a little, a, a Frenchy that wasn't even bred properly and has problems breathing, and he has a vest?

• 46:29Peyton Hardin?

  He can't.

• 46:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Because I throw a vest on him, he's now cool. No, stolen valor.

• 46:33Peyton Hardin?

  It's, have you seen, I saw this thing on TikTok and I don't know how real it is, but, uh, also it got interrupted in the middle of the video because there was a gorilla that flipped me off. But it was one of those like animated videos that tell you like super informational shit. And it was like, did you know that when a police dog loses a tooth in action, like if it bites somebody and it loses like one of its canines? What they do is, is basically, they take the tooth, if they could find it, they make a, like a, like a, like a, like a

• 47:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Molding?

• 47:01Peyton Hardin?

  A silver molding, like the silver, like hard molding. And they put it back, so they just got a silver tooth in there. Did you know that?

• 47:08Cameron Kennedy?

  If I come to your house and you have a German Shepherd that has a silver fang and medals on the wall, you're the coolest person.

• 47:14Peyton Hardin?

  You're the coolest person ever.

• 47:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You're the coolest person ever. And I hate people that.

• 47:18Peyton Hardin?

  Expect me to trust their dogs whenever I walk into their house.

• 47:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I, I don't know if we've ever agreed more. I don't know if we've ever agreed more. And that is like, now, I'm not the one to jump. Like, I, I know a couple guys, they'll straight up put a dent in your hood, like if they see a car. But I'm not the one to jump from it or, or have to get on top. But I'm not like, I'm not just, oh, she doesn't bite. And then I'm on the ground giving her belly scratches. No.

• 47:42Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, she doesn't bite you, brother.

• 47:43Cameron Kennedy?

  This animal. Yeah. This is a, this is an animal. This is a beast that you've domesticated.

• 47:48Peyton Hardin?

  And even a hotter take, those people that are on TikTok, they like super train their dogs. It's like, ice, ice. And they like jumps and it's like 18 feet in the air and they're off of a leash and buckies.

• 47:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, and he left them by the front door?

• 48:00Peyton Hardin?

  I don't give a.

• 48:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm call, I'm calling someone. I'm calling the animal control.

• 48:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care how trained your dog is. You're an animal.

• 48:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna go in for a brisket sandwich and beaver nuggets, you're gonna come back, you don't have a pet. I'm call, I'm calling animal control. He left his, I saw that same video. He said, ice guy, iske. Doing donuts and flips and posing.

• 48:17Peyton Hardin?

  He jumped 50 feet in the air.

• 48:19Cameron Kennedy?

  What's that breed? A, a Maloese or whatever, super athletic dog?

• 48:22Peyton Hardin?

  So impressive. I don't give a.

• 48:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, now this might sound like the most Karen ever. And I, I really don't matter too much.

• 48:31Peyton Hardin?

  You don't matter too much?

• 48:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, it doesn't matter too much to me, sorry. On leash, off leash?

• 48:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, this is dogism. This is dog racism, whatever. Call me what you want.

• 48:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, what are you about to say?

• 48:42Cameron Kennedy?

  If you have a big breed dog, needs to be on a leash.

• 48:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, 100%.

• 48:47Cameron Kennedy?

  If you have a small breed dog that does not pose serious threat to, like, if I look at your dog and I can, and I can make a 30-yard field goal with it, I don't care if you have it on a leash or not. Push comes to shove.

• 48:58Peyton Hardin?

  I can punt that.

• 48:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It's gone, it's gone.

• 49:00Peyton Hardin?

  I win that battle.

• 49:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's gone. I win.

• 49:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, if you have a, if you have a 120-pound cane Corso that you train with German, that you say German words to it, iske and aiko, and it knows stuff?

• 49:12Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 49:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's just walking? That's not okay with me. And we both pay the same HOA, so who's gonna, who's gonna, who's gonna bend the knee?

• 49:19Peyton Hardin?

  I under, I 100% understand where you're coming from. I do agree. I don't care how trained your dog is. I don't care how, I don't care if it's served six years. So, I'll give him a salute.

• 49:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Salute a Victorian.

• 49:29Peyton Hardin?

  Right. I, I will give him the respect. I'll say thank you for your service, ask for a paw shake.

• 49:33Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go.

• 49:34Peyton Hardin?

  Keep that mother on a harness, brother.

• 49:36Cameron Kennedy?

  It's an animal.

• 49:38Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, I don't care how trained it is, we can't read its mind. It is a beast walking amongst humans.

• 49:44Cameron Kennedy?

  And we're big people too. Some dogs might be more scared at that. You know what dogs attack the most? Scared dogs.

• 49:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 49:51Cameron Kennedy?

  When a dog is scared, it's their fight or flight.

• 49:53Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 49:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not some little, little chunky little four-year-old kid walking up going, oh, puppy, puppy, that's cute.

• 50:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 50:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm a big guy trying to walk to my mailbox.

• 50:02Peyton Hardin?

  I hate.

• 50:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You got a big dog in front of you talking about, oh, it doesn't bite, but it's, it's jumping at the chain. Oh, he's fine. He doesn't bite. He doesn't bite. Like, get the out of my lawn. What do you mean he doesn't bite? He's dragging you across the sidewalk. He's good. Gunner? No, Gunner, calm down. Gunner, Gunner?

• 50:20Peyton Hardin?

  It's another thing, dude, walking around my neighborhood. If you can't control your dog on the walk, don't walk it.

• 50:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Stay inside.

• 50:26Peyton Hardin?

  Stay inside. Like, get a di- different dog or lift some weights. Like, I, I, like, that's a pet peeve of mine when people get drugged by their dogs.

• 50:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, there is an infamous video. It's in an apartment.

• 50:39Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 50:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It's at an apartment complex. This woman, of course it's a white woman, of course, why wouldn't it be? She's this big ass dog. And of course, her dog yanks, jumps off the leash, like, the leash is still on, but yanks out of the woman's hand and is going to attack this black man and his dog. And I mean, it's, I mean, you couldn't write this in Hollywood. Like, it, it is perfect scenario.

• 51:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's primetime racism.

• 51:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It is unbelievable. This woman, it is the most unathletic thing you will ever see. She gets up, she tries to go.

• 51:13Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's, it's all, the POV is some, another neighbor filming it from like, like, third, third, fourth floor of the apartment complex. They're just out in like the yard. The dude immediately scoops his dog and is holding it on his shoulder. And you can tell immediately the dog, the big. Dog that got off from the white woman. He's not trying to attack the guy rather than the other dog.

• 51:30Peyton Hardin?

  Trying to get the pooch.

• 51:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but same thing. We just said, we don't know this dog. And this dog's jumping up at me trying to get my dog. So he's trying to protect his dog like this. Moving the woman falls. So the dog yanks. She goes, oh.

• 51:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, she's down for like five seconds. And she's like, oh. And she goes to get up. She literally goes like this. I swear to God. She goes, she goes, oh. Falls.

• 52:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And I swear to God, she does it again. And the woman recording goes.

• 52:08Cameron Kennedy?

  The woman recording goes, man, get up.

• 52:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Get your dog. And this woman, this white woman, it's literally, she's like this. It's, it's, it's the most dr- like dramatic cartoonish. She's literally like this. She's like, oh. And like just stumbling and.

• 52:27Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you can tell people that have never been in high pressure situations like that. Their body can't control it. They literally just freak out. Like their bodies can't handle it.

• 52:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So good. That's such a good video.

• 52:39Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, there's another video. Uh, I have so many dog videos. I guess I just never say. But there's another video of like these two dudes, like it's like this two big spoiled dudes in a park. And, um, they had two big dogs. Each one of them had a big dog. And the two dudes start fighting, boom, boom, boom, boom. They start fighting, right? And then the, the dogs see that their humans are fighting. So the dogs look at each other and go, go. And then they start fighting.

• 53:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like.

• 53:05Peyton Hardin?

  It was, it was elite.

• 53:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's elite. It's brutal, but it's elite.

• 53:09Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, dogs fighting is like scary.

• 53:11Cameron Kennedy?

  It is. They're like, again, they're animals.

• 53:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 53:14Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, it's in no technique based.

• 53:21Cameron Kennedy?

  They're going for, they're going for the gills, the dog.

• 53:23Peyton Hardin?

  And their teeth clack.

• 53:31Peyton Hardin?

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• 54:16Peyton Hardin?

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• 54:45Peyton Hardin?

  Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 54:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Speaking of, it makes me go, he, I went fishing.

• 54:53Peyton Hardin?

  You did go fishing.

• 54:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You held a worm. I'm proud of you.

• 54:56Peyton Hardin?

  You held a worm. It's easy to hold.

• 54:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, don't give me it's easy. I'm such a carpenter. I'm fixing. I do my hands all the time. Oh, I can fix your local bench. You don't do shit with like that. You held the worm.

• 55:10Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's kind of what I'm talking about. So the worm was easy and like I cut him up. I cut him in half. Like I was, I was disrespecting worms, bro. Sorry to all my worm lovers. I was disrespecting these worms. Little worm juice hit my face. It was, cause it squirted when I was putting them on the hook.

• 55:26Peyton Hardin?

  It was gross. So I love fishing. Like I'm on a big fishing thing.

• 55:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You are.

• 55:31Peyton Hardin?

  I see that guy, by the way, that always tags us every day. He's like on day 105.

• 55:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He deserves something. I'm not gonna lie. First off, you need to hear this. We see you.

• 55:39Peyton Hardin?

  Right? Well, let's give some context. There's a guy that, that tags us on Instagram every day and on TikTok every day. And he's like, day 101 of tagging YSK until they go fishing with me. And he fishes. First of all, how do you have that much time to go fishing?

• 55:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That's it. He does it every day. Unless your back's recording fishing, like switching shirts, he's, he's fishing every, it has to be like, literally like a quarter mile from his house or something.

• 56:01Peyton Hardin?

  With respect, but let's give it, let's address him.

• 56:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, let's, okay. I don't know what it is. We'll sit down and internally, maybe we, maybe we come up with a deadline to really see how far you'll go.

• 56:12Peyton Hardin?

  365 is my deadline.

• 56:14Cameron Kennedy?

  365.

• 56:14Peyton Hardin?

  If you can go one year.

• 56:15Cameron Kennedy?

  One year straight.

• 56:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'll buy you a pond.

• 56:18Cameron Kennedy?

  If he goes a year straight, we fish with him?

• 56:21Peyton Hardin?

  We'll fish with him.

• 56:23Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go.

• 56:23Peyton Hardin?

  We'll fish with him. But I love fishing, bro.

• 56:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That was the most awkward sip of water I've ever seen.

• 56:29Peyton Hardin?

  Really? Was it bad?

• 56:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, I love fishing, bro.

• 56:33Peyton Hardin?

  Like you couldn't get a.

• 56:36Peyton Hardin?

  I hope somebody AI is like.

• 56:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I just realized what I did. I was like fondling. I was doing hand motion for whatever.

• 56:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't get a.

• 56:46Peyton Hardin?

  You'd be, oh.

• 56:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, don't even start.

• 56:49Peyton Hardin?

  You would make someone feel great.

• 56:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'd get paid. I'd get paid.

• 56:52Peyton Hardin?

  We have a lot of friends that would take it.

• 56:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Notice how I skipped the word?

• 56:56Peyton Hardin?

  I would hope. It's like a prerequisite. Like, do you think I'm surprised? I go, finally. Like, why, why are you act like?

• 57:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Why did I say it like?

• 57:05Peyton Hardin?

  Did you say I did it? I skipped the word. Dude, I've been working really hard.

• 57:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You know how I always say it?

• 57:10Peyton Hardin?

  That's how I did it.

• 57:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That is how that came out, but no.

• 57:12Peyton Hardin?

  Um, RIP Young Dolph.

• 57:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I, yeah, it sucks. Um, so good.

• 57:16Peyton Hardin?

  I, I love fishing so much. I want to go, like, I'm going as soon as we get back from New York.

• 57:23Peyton Hardin?

  You know how I have like a really slight touch of the tis?

• 57:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 57:26Peyton Hardin?

  And like, but, but yeah, but mine is like, I get like weird, like I'm a texture kind of guy.

• 57:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd say it's mild.

• 57:33Peyton Hardin?

  In like.

• 57:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not slight. I'd say it's mild.

• 57:35Peyton Hardin?

  I'm mild.

• 57:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a four out of 10, five out of 10.

• 57:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm mild to like, I'm, I'm, I'm leaning towards past mild.

• 57:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. So, but one of my things is like, I get like.

• 57:46Peyton Hardin?

  I like.

• 57:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Texture.

• 57:46Peyton Hardin?

  Text or like things, like it makes my hands and my wrists go like this. Like, you know, my tickle ear?

• 57:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 57:52Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I don't like, I, I get like really bad and it's.

• 57:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You turn into a barn owl, something in your ear. You go, ooh.

• 57:58Peyton Hardin?

  You know, that's what I'm horny. No, I'm talking not that. I like whenever my ears get played with, but I'm talking about like, just in general, like right now, thinking about my ear, I, I get like, I have to like move my wrist.

• 58:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why you're so tight in your upper back.

• 58:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That makes sense.

• 58:11Peyton Hardin?

  I can't, like right now, I'm kind of stimming. Like, I don't like it.

• 58:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 58:14Peyton Hardin?

  And so, um, oh.

• 58:17Peyton Hardin?

  Swear, it gets bad. Um, whoo, I'm getting hot.

• 58:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, calm down. Here, I'll ground you. Uh.

• 58:24Peyton Hardin?

  Shut up. Okay. So, but I realized when I was fishing, I caught a fish for the first time since I was a kid. Cause I've been fishing, but I never catch anything. But this time I was fishing, you can see on Sarah's TikTok, she caught eight fish. I caught two.

• 58:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she was, she was catching.

• 58:39Peyton Hardin?

  She was nice and it, but Sarah, she was catching fish and her mom was there with us too, right? Um, and so she was catching fish. She was grabbing them off the, grabbing the fish, unhooking it. She was looking at it and throwing it back, right? And I was like, dude, that's, she's bad.

• 58:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 58:53Peyton Hardin?

  Like so cool.

• 58:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 58:54Peyton Hardin?

  I wanted to catch a fish. So I ca- I got, it's my turn, right? I'm going. I ca- I catch one. I go. Now I grab my fish. Now, when Sarah was caught her fish, it was just hanging there and she just grabbed it. I caught my fish and it was.

• 59:11Peyton Hardin?

  My fish was.

• 59:16Peyton Hardin?

  Like.

• 59:18Peyton Hardin?

  Put me back.

• 59:23Peyton Hardin?

  I think it'll pass out.

• 59:26Peyton Hardin?

  And so, yeah, I was like, oh. I was like, oh. So I was, I tried to grab, but I couldn't grab it.

• 59:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. I bet that was the funniest you said.

• 59:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. And then Sarah's mom was like happy for me. Good job, Aiden. You caught one. I'm like, I'm about to be 30.

• 59:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 59:42Peyton Hardin?

  And then Sarah's like, babe.

• 59:44Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, good job, babe.

• 59:46Peyton Hardin?

  And she's recording me. And so I'm like, I'm like.

• 59:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like.

• 59:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop living.

• 59:58Peyton Hardin?

  And so I go to, and so Sarah, I'm trying to grab it. I get a little grip on it, right? He finally slows down and I get a grip on it, right? I don't know how to grab fish. That's my first fish I've ever grabbed. And so I'm holding it, right? And Sarah, and I'm like, she, she can see me panicking. And so she goes, babe, do you need help? And I go, back up.

• 1:00:21Peyton Hardin?

  I go move. And so I'm holding it and I'm trying to get the hook, but I'm shaking a little bit because I'm nervous. And then the fish squirms one time and I release. And so the fish goes flying, right? And I know, and then she's like, babe. And then I grab it again off the floor and I didn't know the back of their fins is sharp. And so if you don't grab it a certain way, it will poke. So I went to grab it and it stabbed me. And Sarah's like right over me and stabbed me and I freaked out. And I hit Sarah in the face with the back of my hand. And then the fish goes flying. And then she goes, babe, calm the.

• 1:00:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Down.

• 1:01:01Cameron Kennedy?

  She was babe, you're not supposed to boop. Oh, fish gone. She goes, god damn, calm down.

• 1:01:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, exactly. And then, and then I see Laura, Sarah's mom, she's recording, she literally goes.

• 1:01:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's embarrassing, bro.

• 1:01:18Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, good job, kid. Good job, kid. She just puts it away.

• 1:01:22Peyton Hardin?

  But I, I, I've found a community, a community online of people that have like autism like me and like have sensory problems that they all, but they're like pro fishermen and they like have guides to like how to get over it and stuff. But so I just wear a glove now. No, no matter what the size of the fish is, I'll wear a glove.

• 1:01:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And you can always just finger it, bro. Finger that fish, right?

• 1:01:41Peyton Hardin?

  It depends.

• 1:01:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It depends, but the fish you're catching, majority, more than likely, you can finger.

• 1:01:46Peyton Hardin?

  Well, the fish I was catching were the size of this mic at most, so you could just grab it.

• 1:01:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but I'm saying if you ever scared.

• 1:01:51Peyton Hardin?

  A fish that's like.

• 1:01:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, if you're ever scared and it's that size fish, you can lip it. If you're going to catch in real.

• 1:01:57Peyton Hardin?

  You lip the fish.

• 1:01:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Was this 24th, 2/4 of July's ago?

• 1:02:02Peyton Hardin?

  Do you wear a glove?

• 1:02:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Bro, those fish, they, they don't have like teeth. Like, but I'm saying this itty bitty small, like you're, yes, you might, but you're better off. Like if it was like a coin flip, it wouldn't be 50 50. It'd be like 70 30.

• 1:02:15Peyton Hardin?

  Regardless.

• 1:02:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Like the little shit. If you're starting to get like regular fish and catfish and all that.

• 1:02:19Peyton Hardin?

  Catfish, I, I'm not even holding a catfish because they got the blades coming out of them.

• 1:02:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, and they got the little whiskers. They look like a little creep, dude. I would beat the shit out of a catfish. Like if I, if I had to, bro, oh my God. I'd slap a catfish. They look creepy and they taste great.

• 1:02:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I, but the thing with catfish is I didn't know because I'm like on Fish Talk now. I'm really trying to learn because I really want to like learn.

• 1:02:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, you're turning into CJ. I hope you know that. You are turning into CJ. Oh my God, you're turning into CJ. You're turning into CJ.

• 1:02:44Peyton Hardin?

  You know CJ fully removed, disassembled, reassembled and moved a bed upstairs within like 10 minutes without me knowing?

• 1:02:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That's CJ. You're, he's, he's, he's leaking on you.

• 1:02:55Peyton Hardin?

  He updated my whole PC and reorganized my room.

• 1:02:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that gave him pure joy. That gave him joy and purpose and vocation. That gave him, that, that's, that gave him life, honestly.

• 1:03:05Peyton Hardin?

  And then installed four wifi extenders.

• 1:03:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I, I live with him. Where was I?

• 1:03:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Mind you, he did that in one day.

• 1:03:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:14Cameron Kennedy?

  But he couldn't come to my football party. He couldn't come to my football party where he had to do nothing but show up, eat food, drink and leave. Yet you, you become bother builder, you become an electrician and you become a home, a home decor pro, all, all in an afternoon, not even a day, an afternoon.

• 1:03:31Peyton Hardin?

  I would say under an hour.

• 1:03:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Under an hour. The.

• 1:03:33Peyton Hardin?

  It's an impressive.

• 1:03:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That is insane.

• 1:03:35Peyton Hardin?

  He's an impressive man.

• 1:03:36Cameron Kennedy?

  He is.

• 1:03:36Peyton Hardin?

  You can say whatever you wanted about him. He is, I mean, literally one of a.

• 1:03:43Peyton Hardin?

  There is nobody like him.

• 1:03:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That is the most one of one. You talk about a super refractor.

• 1:03:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That he, CJ man is a super refractor. He's a one of one.

• 1:03:52Peyton Hardin?

  He's probably putting all kinds of titles on this right now. Like, you know, he like in the edit, he'll like.

• 1:03:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Oh dude, he 100, that is the most unique man I've ever met, probably. Genuinely.

• 1:04:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Kid Roy sucks.

• 1:04:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:02Peyton Hardin?

  And if not.

• 1:04:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Kid Roy has this many records and da, da, da. He's at this young age and this much money, da, da, da. It's ridiculous.

• 1:04:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, Kid Roy doesn't suck.

• 1:04:12Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:04:55Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:05:32Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:06:03Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:06:48Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:07:13Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, P, before we get out of here, I have, I have a game for you.

• 1:07:16Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:07:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a game and this guy, this is also promotes our YSK Unplugged. We've, we've played games like this before. So hit the link, check that out.

• 1:07:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, YSK Unplugged is a, is a new channel we have. It's about to hit the 100,000 subscribers. Uh, we get, we post everything early on our Patreon too, so.

• 1:07:31Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, bum. This game is simply guess the drink.

• 1:07:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:07:34Cameron Kennedy?

  We got two drinks. They look the exact same. One is absolutely amazing and one is disgusting.

• 1:07:39Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:07:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It is your job to determine, figure out which drink is which.

• 1:07:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's easy. Let's go.

• 1:07:44Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go.

• 1:07:45Peyton Hardin?

  All right. So one of these is disgusting and one of these is good?

• 1:07:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep. You can use, you can use, okay, we're going the smell method.

• 1:07:52Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, this one is like absolutely bubbling.

• 1:07:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, no.

• 1:08:00Peyton Hardin?

  There's no.

• 1:08:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Why would you drink it?

• 1:08:03Peyton Hardin?

  It's like lemon.

• 1:08:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Why would you drink it?

• 1:08:05Peyton Hardin?

  You told me to take, you told me to pick which one was good.

• 1:08:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You're supposed to pick it first. You're supposed to.

• 1:08:10Peyton Hardin?

  This.

• 1:08:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:08:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, this one's just normal water. This one's like lemon, kind of like, it's like.

• 1:08:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Why did you drink it?

• 1:08:22Peyton Hardin?

  You told me to pick which one was the worst.

• 1:08:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And if you got it right, you didn't have to drink it.

• 1:08:27Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't say that.

• 1:08:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, you just drank laxatives. You just drank laxatives, dog. You just drank.

• 1:08:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You just drank almost a half a bottle of.

• 1:08:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, we're getting on a plane.

• 1:08:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, that.

• 1:08:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I know I'm.

• 1:08:49Peyton Hardin?

  Is that lemon?

• 1:08:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Lemon.

• 1:08:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, I can't.

• 1:08:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Lemon.

• 1:08:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, what's gonna happen to me?

• 1:08:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I, you're gonna.

• 1:08:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, I can't. I can't. I cannot do that.

• 1:08:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, I said, your job is to figure out which drink is the bad one. Don't.

• 1:09:05Peyton Hardin?

  Pour's laxatives into something without telling them.

• 1:09:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought it was a good game. You just laxatives. If you smell and you went, ooh, lemony, my guess is this one. And I'd go, you're right, you don't have to drink it. Fun part was, it's laxatives. Let's move to the next round. Now you're.

• 1:09:23Peyton Hardin?

  What's gonna happen to me? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

• 1:09:25Cameron Kennedy?

  This says, this says, it can work.

• 1:09:30Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not.

• 1:09:31Cameron Kennedy?

  This says generally produces a bowel movement as soon as half an hour.

• 1:09:37Peyton Hardin?

  We have a flight in an hour.

• 1:09:39Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's a three and a half hour.

• 1:09:41Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, I, I'm not joking, bro.

• 1:09:45Cameron Kennedy?

  We can't do shit about it. You drank it. Did I, did I say drink?

• 1:09:50Peyton Hardin?

  Do I throw up? Do I just throw up?

• 1:09:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, if you purge yourself over some laxatives, that's crazy.

• 1:09:54Peyton Hardin?

  I'm about to purge out of my, I can't help it.

• 1:09:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I would rather poop than throw up, but that's a.

• 1:09:58Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I can't poop on a plane. I can't, I can't poop on a plane. I'm gonna throw up.

• 1:10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't purge yourself, bro. It's just like, yeah.

• 1:10:07Peyton Hardin?

  There's no podcast, I'm not having fun.

• 1:10:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I understand.

• 1:10:09Peyton Hardin?

  You cannot do this to me.

• 1:10:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It's done. You did it to yourself.

• 1:10:12Peyton Hardin?

  Why would you tell me to drink it?

• 1:10:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I never, roll the tape. I never said drink it.

• 1:10:17Peyton Hardin?

  He told me to drink it.

• 1:10:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, one of these is gonna be amazing, tastes amazing.

• 1:10:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's not laxatives. That's not laxatives.

• 1:10:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Saline laxative.

• 1:10:24Peyton Hardin?

  Let me see it. Let me see it. You're joking. It's a prank.

• 1:10:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Tell me that doesn't smell the same. It looked the same. How, what else am I gonna get that looks like water, idiot? This was supposed to be the easiest round.

• 1:10:36Cameron Kennedy?

  This was supposed to be the easiest round. I poured water in one cup, laxatives in the other. It's flavored because you're supposed to go, what the hell? This is lemon.

• 1:10:45Peyton Hardin?

  Why does it taste like lemon?

• 1:10:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I got kombucha and strawberry banana smoothies for the next round.

• 1:10:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:10:53Peyton Hardin?

  Which one's the water? That's laxative.

• 1:10:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'm having a panic attack.

• 1:11:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Look how much you drank!

• 1:11:03Peyton Hardin?

  You probably have about that much left. You probably drank, he probably drank there to the top. There's a little bit left in that cup. What is ru- what the f**k's wrong with you? You, this is it, that's literally, you like, you literally just pour, like...

• 1:11:17Cameron Kennedy?

  This is li- it-

• 1:11:19Peyton Hardin?

  You could've got an energy drink, like a nasty energy drink that's clear.

• 1:11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  They're not clear too often. They got, they got, they got sucrose.

• 1:11:27Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I gotta call Sarah. I gotta call, I'm not going to, I'm not, I'm not getting on this flight. I'm d***ing, bro, you're going alone. I'm not doing this.

• 1:11:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't go, no, hell no. Hell no.

• 1:11:38Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not getting on a four hour flight and I'm flying a car with you.

• 1:11:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you need to v-

• 1:11:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't feel good, bro. I don't feel good. I'm gonna empty stomach too. What happens? I haven't eaten breakfast. I haven't eaten breakfast. I'm gonna- Oh, you're gonna- Your thoughts and desires.

• 1:11:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You're laughing?

• 1:11:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not trying to, this is just an unbelievable moment. This, you're not suppo- you just, you threw that back like it was a shot of tequila.

• 1:12:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, I was-

• 1:12:08Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't say, "Drink!" I said, "Guess!" The name of the game is, "Guess the drink!" Not, "Taste it!" Who the f- Who the f- Get, pour somebody, knowingly pour someone's laxatives, and in the rules, doesn't say, "Hey, probably don't drink them." I'm getting lightheaded.

• 1:12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  The game is, one's gonna be gross. Wha- if you just get to drink them both, you go, "Ooh, this one f**k sucks." What game is that? You're supposed to look, deter, Sherlock Holmes your way around the cup. If you get it wrong-

• 1:12:40Peyton Hardin?

  If you pour me two liquids and I'm getting lightheaded. If you pour me two liquids in a thing and say to test which one's gonna be nasty, the-

• 1:12:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I f**k-

• 1:12:52Peyton Hardin?

  I hate diarrhea. I hate diarrhea.

• 1:12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You might have it. You might have, but hey, honestly, it's like a free cleanse, if you think of it like that.

• 1:13:00Peyton Hardin?

  You drink it.

• 1:13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell no!

• 1:13:02Peyton Hardin?

  Drink it.

• 1:13:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No. No, I'm sorry.

• 1:13:05Peyton Hardin?

  Then don't give me some positive affirmations.

• 1:13:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm s- I'm, I'm literally having a panic attack, bro. I've never had laxatives. It's like my biggest fear.

• 1:13:18Peyton Hardin?

  It's like that Benadryl.

• 1:13:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so, I'm so sorry. I, I love you to death, all jokes aside, all pot aside. I did not say dr- you literally just, you dove balls deep. No one told you to sip it.

• 1:13:32Peyton Hardin?

  That was the first thing in my mind, was to sip it. When you pour me two drinks and say, "Test which one's nasty," what the f**k am I supposed to do? Twiddling around? I'm gonna throw up. I d***ing can't record it.

• 1:13:47Peyton Hardin?

  I can't go to New York. I can't.

• 1:13:49Cameron Kennedy?

  We have to.

• 1:13:50Peyton Hardin?

  I cannot.

• 1:13:51Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you looking at?

• 1:13:54Peyton Hardin?

  Texting my primary care physician.

• 1:13:57Cameron Kennedy?

  And her name's Sarah!

• 1:14:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, well, okay, get us out of here, get to a toilet. Get us out of here, get to a toilet.

• 1:14:05Peyton Hardin?

  You f***ed, I'm not recording anymore.

• 1:14:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no. Oh god. And the, oh, the good old jolly internet's gonna come after me once again.

• 1:14:14Peyton Hardin?

  Is that not crazy?

• 1:14:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I, it's not supposed to happen. In the thing, you say, "I said, 'Guess'!" Sorry, everybody. Hey, appreciate you coming back. This, I mean, this is, uh, this is unbelievable.

• 1:14:26Peyton Hardin?

  What happens now?

• 1:14:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You're probably just gonna sh**.

• 1:14:29Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I don't know if it's my brain or not, but like, I'm literally like-

• 1:14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're panicking a little-

• 1:14:32Peyton Hardin?

  I'm already turtling.

• 1:14:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, I mean, half an hour, we've been going about ten minutes, so you got about twenty left. So, odds are-

• 1:14:38Peyton Hardin?

  How long's it last?

• 1:14:39Cameron Kennedy?

  In the car, uh, it says, "For twenty-four hour, uh, coverage."

• 1:14:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I'm gonna have diarrhea for twenty-four hours?

• 1:14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, "Take this product two or more hours before or after drugs."

• 1:14:56Peyton Hardin?

  Drugs?

• 1:14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Laxatives may affect how other drugs work. Uh, "Never take more than a full bottle in under a twenty-four hour period."

• 1:15:04Peyton Hardin?

  We'll do a half in one minute. Are you, did you even dilute it?

• 1:15:13Peyton Hardin?

  Straight too.

• 1:15:14Cameron Kennedy?

  See, like, that smells lemony.

• 1:15:15Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I drank it.

• 1:15:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Episode two forty-one. Appreciate you coming back. We absolutely love y'all. You already know the, uh, I mean, this is unbelievable. The link's in the description below. YSK Unplugged, we got the Patreon. Go join an amazing community, find another friend, talk to them about it. I swear on everything I love, I did not mean for this man to drink the laxatives. That is the game. And honestly, we're probably gonna update you on how this goes, because this is unbelievable, and this is, this is gonna be a moment. I might be lying if I, if I didn't say I was kinda having fun. Now, not fun, but this is gonna be insane. But, we absolutely love you. He looks pissed.

• 1:15:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not pissed, I'm not, I, I'm not pissed, I'm-

• 1:16:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, god, yeah, we gotta get out of here, we gotta get into a medical room. Oh, we gotta get into a medical professional. Okay, so, uh, we absolutely love you. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma this week's secret code.

• 1:16:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm thinking about this flight.

• 1:16:09Cameron Kennedy?

  NSA, NSA. Now, that sounds like an actual thing, I don't know. But NSA, new service animals. New service animals, NSA, leave it everywhere, confuse the casuals, get your good karma.

• 1:16:20Peyton Hardin?

  New swollen assholes, what I got about to have. Remember-

• 1:16:25Cameron Kennedy?

  We absolutely love you. Watch, there's a lot of- There's a lot of water. Oh dude, if you're to- yeah, it's gonna be, it's gonna be one of the worst.

• 1:16:31Peyton Hardin?

  We're gonna have to take Claws, don't make it home to Christmas, and we'll see you next time.

• 1:16:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he'll be good. He'll be, it might, it'll just be some poop.

• 1:16:35Peyton Hardin?

  Am I getting weak?

• 1:16:36Cameron Kennedy?

  The only reason it's a, it's a, it's a flaw is because he hates public poop. He'll be okay. It'll cleanse him, honestly. He might drop a pound.

• 1:16:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, now I'm fat.

• 1:16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not say that!

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