GUESS THE NUMBER CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:58Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 231. We got Kuz, Cam back in the studio, round of applause please.

• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  It's time to play the game.

• 1:14Peyton Hardin?

  I hope you realize-

• 1:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That went all over me.

• 1:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 1:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a terrible-

• 1:19Peyton Hardin?

  It was almost like nothing came out. There was virtually nothing that just came out.

• 1:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like a tiny sprinkle.

• 1:25Peyton Hardin?

  That was- I think that's like historically low.

• 1:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Was that the worst-

• 1:29Peyton Hardin?

  That was probably the worst Triple H spit I've ever seen. Get some, it's like you're too, you're too like worried about the cleanup. You're such a dad. Come on, I feel like you just swallowed a lot. Stop, okay.

• 1:42Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go. Here we go. Okay.

• 1:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. Oh my god, Cam.

• 1:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not built for that life.

• 1:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Is the camera okay? Is the camera okay? See dude, I live in a world of absolutes. There's no gray area for me, it's black or white. You said it was the worst ever and I'm just spitting water on everything. I haven't had a dry word yet.

• 2:09Peyton Hardin?

  We got Kuz, Cam back in the studio. I mean, you are completely drenched.

• 2:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow, hey, that was a first and last.

• 2:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 2:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I hope y'all enjoyed it.

• 2:17Peyton Hardin?

  That was really bad.

• 2:18Cameron Kennedy?

  My crotch is wet.

• 2:19Peyton Hardin?

  Did you not practice that as a kid, ever?

• 2:21Cameron Kennedy?

  A couple times, but it was, you know, Mike, he was like, "Don't spill my carpet."

• 2:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's fair. That's fair dude.

• 2:27Cameron Kennedy?

  It's very fair.

• 2:27Peyton Hardin?

  I sprayed my house dude. There's not a dry corner of my house. I'll tell you that.

• 2:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I can see you doing that everywhere, brushing your teeth.

• 2:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 2:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And you'd be like, "Wait a second."

• 2:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I just never would, Triple H was never my guy.

• 2:40Peyton Hardin?

  It's not even a Triple H thing. At that point, it was, it was evolved past WWE. I was like, "How much can I spit?"

• 2:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 2:47Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, every time-

• 2:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You weirdo?

• 2:48Peyton Hardin?

  Every time I brushed my teeth, I would like get like, I would go under the sink for the water and then I would, I had a mirror that took up like a wall and so I was like-

• 2:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No way.

• 2:59Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, "How way can I get this mirror?" And then I was always inspired by the, um, the, uh, what are those called in your yard? The sprinklers.

• 3:08Cameron Kennedy?

  The sprinklers.

• 3:12Peyton Hardin?

  And so I became a sprinkler.

• 3:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yo, you don't know how much I did that.

• 3:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that is, okay, first off, you know, I was like 20 years old until I started doing this. I used to always go like this.

• 3:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's disgusting. You used to cup your hand?

• 3:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a cat, I'd go-

• 3:32Peyton Hardin?

  Sarah does that.

• 3:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude.

• 3:34Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's honestly like the cleanly thing. I don't know, I think it's like the polite-

• 3:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot.

• 3:39Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's a polite thing, is to go two hands.

• 3:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's definitely a polite, but it's definitely not cleanly. That's just lame.

• 3:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it is lame.

• 3:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Me and Sarah were, I was lame, Sarah's currently lame, she still does that.

• 3:48Peyton Hardin?

  You know, a lame thing I did as a kid, I always knew I was gonna be famous.

• 3:53Peyton Hardin?

  What's your two? No, I-

• 3:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You were destined for something.

• 3:57Peyton Hardin?

  I do-

• 3:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, couple turns, couple missed classes here and there, ooh.

• 4:00Peyton Hardin?

  You know, back in Flugerville, if you go to the house in Flugerville, in like my room, the doors are still the same from when I grew up. If you open the door, like on the little hinge, you could just see 100 Peyton's signatures. I used to sign my walls, like practice my signature all through my house. We went through so much paint on my walls.

• 4:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I just don't know, like I love that for you, but your brain is just so fascinating.

• 4:22Peyton Hardin?

  It is a fascinating place.

• 4:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Fascinating, scary, dark, weird, just, I mean flooded with turmoil brain, but-

• 4:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a fascinating place.

• 4:32Peyton Hardin?

  You know, fascinating enough, my brain hasn't quite developed because I did something the past, uh, this past week that I didn't tell you about because I was waiting for the podcast to tell you.

• 4:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh my god, a non-developed brain, hit me with it.

• 4:44Peyton Hardin?

  Two fire trucks showed up to my house this past week.

• 4:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 4:48Peyton Hardin?

  I actually called you before they showed up because I needed your help, but you weren't available, so-

• 4:53Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened?

• 4:54Peyton Hardin?

  Um, I almost made my house explode and this is not a joke. Like I genuinely almost made my house go kaboom. Yeah, so I'm, I'm in a relationship, right? And my girlfriend, we live together and so she's so great.

• 5:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry, it's a little unprofessional.

• 5:14Peyton Hardin?

  ESPN? She's so great and she, she like really takes care of the house, like she does laundry, she cooks, she cleans, I mean, she does everything.

• 5:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You do, you do nothing?

• 5:25Peyton Hardin?

  Nothing, I just pay for it. All I do. And so I was like, you know what, I love my girl, I want to do something nice for her, I want to cook or something, right?

• 5:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 5:35Peyton Hardin?

  And so I don't really know how to use the stove top.

• 5:38Cameron Kennedy?

  At all.

• 5:38Peyton Hardin?

  But, but I tried to use the stove top and so I didn't, so I turned it on, and I was like, "Wow, that's a really nasty smell." And so I kept twisting it back and forth. I kept twisting it back and forth till a flame came and then it went, and a big flame came and I said, "Holy-"

• 5:56Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Ah!"

• 5:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, exactly, but that wasn't the, that wasn't the bad part. So I, so then I put the pot there and fucking, I made something. I don't know what I made, but I made something dude. And I was so nervous about me cooking for her because that's, I didn't know how vulnerable cooking for someone is. Like it's such a vulnerable experience, like them seeing your butthole, like it's like-

• 6:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I don't know about seeing the little fart star, but it's, it's, it's close. It's close.

• 6:22Peyton Hardin?

  And so I made her some bullshit sandwiches.

• 6:26Peyton Hardin?

  Right? On the stove top and so I was so nervous about it. That, I was nervous about her experiencing it, so I was like shaking and jittery. I turned off the stove, right, I just turned it back to its original point and it was going,

• 6:42Peyton Hardin?

  and I heard that noise, like a whistling, like, like coming out of it and I was like, "Oh, it's cooling down."

• 6:49Peyton Hardin?

  So I left and I brought her the food, right? She's so thankful, I didn't sit there and watch her enjoy it, I'm pretty sure it ended up in the toilet.

• 6:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she was like, "Oh, thanks babe."

• 7:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Whatever she's buying into, it's so overcooked.

• 7:03Peyton Hardin?

  And so, you know, some time went on and I was like, "Babe, I know your dinner that you ate was so good. It's time for dessert, you want to go to Sonic and get this ice cream that we both like to eat together." So we left the house.

• 7:15Peyton Hardin?

  We came back to the house like 40 minutes later because we enjoyed it in the, in the Sonic parking lot. We came back to the house, I opened the door and it's like I got hit with this wave of like petrol, like gas and like monoxide. And I was, I literally opened the door, I said, I said, "Holy-"

• 7:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yo, what the-

• 7:36Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "What is that?" I said, "Sarah." "Sarah." "Sarah, save yourself."

• 7:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't come in here.

• 7:46Peyton Hardin?

  "What is that?"

• 7:47Cameron Kennedy?

  "Save yourself, but help me, because I don't know what it is there."

• 7:50Peyton Hardin?

  And so I said, I said, "God."

• 7:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 7:55Peyton Hardin?

  And then-

• 7:55Cameron Kennedy?

  That could have been so bad.

• 7:56Peyton Hardin?

  Well, so if you do the math, it was 45 minutes that that was left on, that the stove was left on. So Sarah runs over there, turns the stove off, she said, "Baby, you didn't turn it off." And I said, "How? It ain't no flame on the thing that turned off, ain't it?" I ain't know.

• 8:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yo, the stove does fire, there's no fire, so it's off.

• 8:15Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and so I'm sitting there, right? And I just got a new air conditioner, right? And so she says, "We have to open up the windows." And I said, "The we do?" I said, "I just bought this new AC."

• 8:27Peyton Hardin?

  And that's just 12 bands, bro.

• 8:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You're the worst person.

• 8:30Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, "No, the we're not." And so we're sitting on the couch and I'm watching Hunter x Hunter and I started to get high. I'm getting high and I'm like, "I'm in the Hunter exam." I'm like, "What the is going on?" And then so CJ crawls out of his room. You know how bad it's gotta be.

• 8:46Cameron Kennedy?

  The house must have been on fire at that point.

• 8:48Peyton Hardin?

  And so CJ goes, "Hey." He's like, "Hey, something going on?" CJ comes out, he's like, "Hey, is something, is everything alright down there? I couldn't, I was smelling something." And I go, "CJ, you smell that?" And he goes, "I can't breathe." He goes, "I can't breathe, are you hungry?"

• 9:05Peyton Hardin?

  And so I was like, "Yeah, bro, it's bad." I was like, "I left the stove on." And he goes, "Bro, you should probably Google what to do." And Sarah is so sweet, she knew what to do. She was trying to open up the windows, but I'm, I spent 12 bands on this air conditioner, we're not opening-

• 9:18Cameron Kennedy?

  We ain't opening no window, I just got an AC unit.

• 9:21Peyton Hardin?

  It's 115 degrees outside, I'm not doing it.

• 9:23Cameron Kennedy?

  So hot.

• 9:23Peyton Hardin?

  And so we Google, it's like, "What happens if you leave the stove on for 45 minutes? And there's gas coming out for 45 minutes?" And he goes, "Immediately evacuate."

• 9:35Peyton Hardin?

  It says, "Don't, don't light a match, don't turn on a switch." It says, "Don't flick a switch on, don't turn on a light." I did all that.

• 9:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "It's dark in this."

• 9:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "The only way to get rid of this is a candle."

• 9:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Let's turn on this."

• 9:49Peyton Hardin?

  And so, they go evacuate the house immediately, call 911. I said, "I'm not calling the police." "I'm not doing it."

• 9:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You are a rat.

• 9:55Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, it's like 10:30 at night, it's a quiet neighborhood, "I'm not calling the cops, bro." "They'll find some in CJ's room that I don't know that's in there." And I mean, now I'm going down for it. God knows what he's harvesting in that room. And so, I, and so I was like, "I'll call the fire department." So I called the fire department, and I told them, "Hey, man, this is what's going on." And they said, "Oh, okay, we're on our way." And I said, "Aw, man." So they're on their way.

• 10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Nah, bro, you don't have to just tell me what to do." They're like, "No, no, you need to get out of the home."

• 10:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, they, they said, "Immediately lift up all the, the," they said, uh...

• 10:30Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, "Open all the windows."

• 10:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, they said, "Open all the windows."

• 10:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Hey, bro, I just got an AC."

• 10:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, I, they said, "Open all the windows." I said, "Sarah, I told you, dumbass."

• 10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm the worst person.

• 10:39Peyton Hardin?

  I was opening up all the windows, I opened up all the windows, and they're like, "We're on our way." Now, I thought, now I've seen fire department people pull up in like Ford trucks, like the non-emergency people. And so I thought that's what was gonna happen. Literally like 10 minutes go by, and it looks like, it looks like a WWE intro is happening in my front yard. Two fire trucks pull up with their lights on, it's 10:30 at night, I'm in a quiet neighborhood, everybody's coming outside.

• 11:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, this is like a, a harrowing panic for you.

• 11:11Peyton Hardin?

  So as soon as I see that, I go to our...

• 11:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't want any of the attention?

• 11:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, as soon as I see that, I go take a shower. I go take a shower, swear to God, Sarah.

• 11:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Worst, man.

• 11:20Peyton Hardin?

  Sarah handled it, I didn't take care of it. I was, "I'm not doing that, I cannot take that embarrassment, I cannot do it." Sorry.

• 11:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, you're the worst.

• 11:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, okay.

• 11:33Peyton Hardin?

  I asked Sarah, "What'd they look like?"

• 11:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "What'd they say?" You just come out, you're like, "There's still some soap, what'd they say?" You're putting in cream?

• 11:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they said, "They said it was fine, they said just, uh, keep the windows open."

• 11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, oh my God, dude, I, I, first off, I have a story for you.

• 11:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 11:47Cameron Kennedy?

  About how I embarrassed myself, I thought I was gonna win for funniest story, wow.

• 11:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that was bad. It's a true, very true story, dude.

• 11:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, okay. CJ was like, "I kinda like it." He goes, "Dude, you think you can ca- capture that somehow in a jar?" He goes, "See, if I take that and siphon it into my plants, it might be fantastic."

• 12:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that was my story.

• 12:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 12:05Peyton Hardin?

  What happened to you, though, what was embarrassing?

• 12:07Cameron Kennedy?

  So this past week, we finally, uh, de- uh, decompressed a little bit. Domestic shows are done, we're still doing a lot of things, we're getting ready to go, uh...

• 12:16Peyton Hardin?

  To Australia.

• 12:17Cameron Kennedy?

  To the pond.

• 12:18Peyton Hardin?

  Australia, tickets available now, link in the bio, or in the description.

• 12:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "A little stiff, let's go get a massage."

• 12:24Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, good, good massages.

• 12:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, the only unfortunate part is, I, pretty much every time I get a massage, it's like this, a same day, like I want it right now, type thing.

• 12:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And the place I have the credits with, it, you gotta like book in advance.

• 12:38Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 12:38Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm like, "Fuck, I should go to some random spot." So I go to one maybe 10 minutes from the house.

• 12:42Peyton Hardin?

  It's always a dangerous game.

• 12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Very dangerous game, but, to my surprise, it was pretty decent.

• 12:46Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 12:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, amenities, nice, there wasn't a weird funky smell.

• 12:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:50Cameron Kennedy?

  But it was, it was a normal massage.

• 12:51Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I get to this massage, and she's, I mean, really, it's one of those like, she's on her knees and on her feet on my lower back.

• 13:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, she's standing on you?

• 13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  She's standing, she's...

• 13:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, she got the poles up top, oh, I know, you went, I don't know where you went, I know where you're at.

• 13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  It's great, and she's...

• 13:05Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like that, "Get your hooves off me."

• 13:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I, I don't, I, I always like, I'm like, "She has to be professional, she has to at least have clean feet." But I don't know, 'cause I can't see it.

• 13:13Peyton Hardin?

  I felt, I felt the corn before.

• 13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I would, I would sue them if I felt a...

• 13:19Peyton Hardin?

  Can't, it's not a registered LLC.

• 13:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that, that might be... That's not...

• 13:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I almost missed it. So, massage is going, it's great.

• 13:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And about, I'd say halfway, like 30 minute mark, she's really in my lower back.

• 13:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm like, "Ah." I'm sitting there, "Ooh, ooh." She goes, "Ah." There's a little language barrier, but she's like, "Is everything okay?"

• 13:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. No, she didn't, she didn't say it like that.

• 13:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, she...

• 13:46Peyton Hardin?

  Stop, stop.

• 13:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, you're getting me there. I'm like, "Yeah, it's all good, it's all good." But she's, it's so much in the lower back, it's starting to mess with my tummy a little bit.

• 13:54Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 13:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm getting like gassy.

• 13:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:56Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm like, "God, man," I'm like, "I'm, I'm gonna have to fight for another half hour."

• 13:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:59Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "Turn over, bada bing bada boom," and now we're... Now we're on the front side.

• 14:05Peyton Hardin?

  She's standing on your...

• 14:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no, it's weird. No, she's doing, excuse me, head, arms, stuff like that.

• 14:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Last 10 minutes, she goes, "Flip back over." I'm like, "I've never flipped this many times in massage, by the way, I've never done that." So I'm flipping back over.

• 14:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'm getting dizzy.

• 14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm literally like, "What, what's going on?" So she's like, "Now we're gonna do your feet, and then I can do the back of your head." And I'm like, "Okay."

• 14:25Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:25Cameron Kennedy?

  She does the back of my head first, fantastic, and now I'm getting real loose, and I'm like, "I, I am going to..." The second I leave this table, I'm gonna... She works her way, shoulders real quick, she gets my legs. Now, she does a maneuver, and in my mind, I'm like, there is a literal, it's a coin flip, if I'm about to fart, and that, this is gonna be terrible. She's doing my legs, it feels great, I'm like, "Oh my God, we, we have to be close to done." She gets my ankle, everything's good, and she takes my leg, like a physical therapist, and she literally goes...

• 14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  She takes my leg and shakes it, and I literally went...

• 15:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And it came out with the bounce, she took, grabbed my ankle, and she said...

• 15:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally went, "Oh, oh."

• 15:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to God, I'm never coming back there. I...

• 15:16Peyton Hardin?

  Did it stink, dude, did it stink?

• 15:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it stunk like... It stunk terrible, but the worst part was it wasn't silent, 'cause she's sitting there moving my cheeks, because she's flopping my legs. She said, "Rub, rub, rub," and she goes...

• 15:31Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 15:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And it came, it came out.

• 15:34Peyton Hardin?

  Excuse Cam's cause, he's very sick, by the way.

• 15:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not sick.

• 15:37Peyton Hardin?

  We'll, we'll talk about it after this story, but...

• 15:39Cameron Kennedy?

  She's sitting there, and she goes, "Pop, pop, pop," and it was like...

• 15:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, I, you would talk about, instantly I'm sweating.

• 15:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Instantly, I'm 20 degrees hotter, so embarrassed. Thank the Lord for the slight language barrier, 'cause that would have been a very awkward conversation.

• 15:54Peyton Hardin?

  What'd she say, did she giggle?

• 15:55Cameron Kennedy?

  She said nothing, she didn't say a single word.

• 15:57Peyton Hardin?

  Poor girl.

• 15:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And I was like, "Golly, bless your heart." I was like, "Bless your heart." She was like, "Probably 50."

• 16:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:03Cameron Kennedy?

  She just went...

• 16:06Peyton Hardin?

  The most awkward massage...

• 16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, "All right," she said, "All finished."

• 16:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I was just caught up in the mo- it was my story, bro, that actually happened, I was just caught up in the moment, I'm sorry. She said, she said, "Hey, we're all done." She said, uh...

• 16:22Peyton Hardin?

  I think we're leaving this.

• 16:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she said, "Hey, massage is over." And I said, "Okay, thank you." And then she left, and I, I literally put on my clothes this fast, I went...

• 16:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And I, and I walked to the front, she said, "Do you want a water, man?" I said, "No, no, thanks, bye." And I walked right out. Bro, most, I've never, I've never farted at a massage place, never, none of that shit, it was, dude, it was so embarrassing.

• 16:43Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, the other, like, last month, I went to this new massage place, and it was this dude, bro, he was rough on my... I was butt naked too, he was drilling my... Dog, I was in that thing, I said, "Ooh," I said, "Ooh, you in me, dog."

• 17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "Ooh." He said, "Ooh, ooh, not so fast." I said, "Ooh, you in my shit right now, man."

• 17:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He wanna get that boom, b'clot, that rat, ta ta ta ta.

• 17:15Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 17:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Got him going crazy for that, "Ooh, na na na na." Dude, what is happening?

• 17:22Peyton Hardin?

  He wants to get my boom, b'clot.

• 17:24Cameron Kennedy?

  He wanna get that boom, b'clot, that rat, ta ta ta ta.

• 17:26Peyton Hardin?

  What language is that? What are you doing?

• 17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  He's in you.

• 17:30Peyton Hardin?

  What are you saying? She wanna get my...

• 17:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That rat, ta ta?

• 17:33Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's that, uh...

• 17:35Cameron Kennedy?

  She wanna get that boom, b'clot, that rat, ta ta ta ta. Got him going crazy for that, "Ooh, na na na na."

• 17:43Peyton Hardin?

  What is that song?

• 17:45Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, there's no way, there's, I, I bet a thousand dollars, I bet a million dollars, I can't bet a million, I bet $10,000. I bet a hundred bucks that you've heard that song. "She wanna get my boom, b'clot, that rat, ta ta ta ta." "Got him going crazy for that, ooh, na na na na."

• 18:01Peyton Hardin?

  Never heard that. What does that mean?

• 18:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not quite sure.

• 18:04Peyton Hardin?

  Let me break, let me write a genius, say the first line.

• 18:06Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, this is Cam's version, could be wrong.

• 18:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, you say it, and then I'll break it down.

• 18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 18:11Peyton Hardin?

  From my perspective, so my first time hearing this.

• 18:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I think actually he wants to, 'cause she's talking about himself.

• 18:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, I wasn't gonna say it, I was like, "It's a progressive song." I was like, "What's his name?" He's a progressive guy, but...

• 18:24Cameron Kennedy?

  He's really just, he's really just breaking open, brand new beginnings.

• 18:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, he's breaking barriers.

• 18:30Cameron Kennedy?

  "She wanna get that boom, b'clot, that rat, ta ta ta ta."

• 18:35Peyton Hardin?

  "He wanna get that boom, b'clot, that rat, ta ta ta ta."

• 18:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 18:38Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm sure he wants a piece of that, that butt, and when it dances, it goes, "Rat, ta ta ta ta."

• 18:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he wants some of that, just that shaking caboose.

• 18:45Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, go ahead, what's the next?

• 18:47Cameron Kennedy?

  "Got him going crazy for that, ooh, na na na na."

• 18:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, he's got, he, he is losing his mind over that punani.

• 18:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he's losing his mind over your cookie. He's absolutely going nuts.

• 18:58Peyton Hardin?

  He wants that bicep.

• 18:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, oh, he wants to see that turtle dove, he wants to pet that turtle dove right there.

• 19:03Peyton Hardin?

  That cappy bar, yeah, he does. Yeah, he does, he wants that dragon, here we go.

• 19:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he wants that sligoo, ooh. It's a Pokemon.

• 19:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god dude, okay.

• 19:15Peyton Hardin?

  What's the next part of this song?

• 19:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's all I know. That's absolutely all I know. He wanna get in that boom, that ra ta ta ta ta. Got him going crazy for that ooh na na na na.

• 19:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's it. That's hot. It's very hot.

• 19:31Peyton Hardin?

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• 20:59Peyton Hardin?

  Police are here. Oh my god, speaking of police are here, there was a story I had from Minnesota. Why'd I say it like that?

• 21:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Minnesota! Moved there?

• 21:07Peyton Hardin?

  It's not a long story, but it's from SummerSlam. Um, so I was filming for the brand deal outside of the stadium and I needed a wide shot of the stadium before I walked in. You can see this on my, actually you don't have to watch it. Deal's done. Um, so I was outside shooting a thing, right? And I had to take a couple of takes. I was nervous. I was filming in front of people. I don't like it and people were interrupting, which is fine and coming up to me. Um, but behind me, you can see there's a SWAT truck. So there's a SWAT truck that was parked behind me, right? And I got the shot and I noticed and, and Sarah went, this is a really sick thing for the background. I was like, do you think they'll carry the, the SWAT trucks in the background? I said, no, it's cool. It looks cool. It gives it an edge.

• 21:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it gives it.

• 21:47Peyton Hardin?

  And so I walked past it and there was a guy in the, I assume a SWAT person. He was in the front driver's seat, right? And I was pointing at the truck and like a little boy and I was like looking at it, right? And he goes, like gives me the two finger wag and I think he, you need to take a water.

• 22:07Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go.

• 22:10Peyton Hardin?

  And so he, um, he gave me the two finger wag and he like points at me. I think he notices me or, or something, but he never full out says it. He gets out of the truck, right? And I'm looking at it and I was like, dude, this is bad. It's like, I've never seen a SWAT truck this close. And he goes, that's probably a good thing. And I go, okay. And then he goes, you wanna get in?

• 22:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no dude.

• 22:31Peyton Hardin?

  So I said, yeah, sure, you get in. Now there's a picture of this too. Now, but this is where things went south.

• 22:39Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how SWAT trucks work, right? I thought it was just that driver in there. So I get in, I'm joking with the guy outside the SWAT truck, right? And I go, oh dude, I'm about to go get somebody. Ah! And so I jump in the truck like fast. Like I hop in it and I start moving the wheel like that. I look back.

• 22:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton Harden.

• 22:59Peyton Hardin?

  I look back and there's six dudes like this, looking at me and they say some sort of code. They go, they, they go whoopla or some, I don't know what they say, some code they know. They go whoopla, whoopla. And I go, what the?

• 23:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And then they go, get on the ground!

• 23:16Peyton Hardin?

  And I go, oh shit. And then I go, he let me, he let me. And then they're, and then they banged on the, the thing and they're like, they said, let them know or something. They get started having a conversation. You gotta let them know before there's a guy. If, if that would have been the end of me, uh, outside of the Viking Stadium and a SWAT truck and all the dude gave, gave me some sticker. Like, and there's a picture of this too. I have a picture. CJ put it on the screen.

• 23:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You literally treated it like you were ten. You said, oh, I'm gonna go get the bad guy.

• 23:48Peyton Hardin?

  And I heard whoopla, whoopla. And I said, what the?

• 23:50Cameron Kennedy?

  They go whoopla, Indiana golf 99er, get your ass on the ground!

• 23:53Peyton Hardin?

  It was scary.

• 23:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It was scary, man, for sure. It was a scary experience. It was a scary experience.

• 24:00Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, oh my god, you're just not, you're not a real person, bro.

• 24:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I go through a lot of stories and it's so funny, like going on TikTok. And by the way, if you're on TikTok watching this, stop calling me Jackson.

• 24:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, stop call. Oh my god.

• 24:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, has nothing to do with Jackson, but you just reminded me of something.

• 24:16Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 24:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I'm finally, I'm willing to die on this hill. I'm finally, finally gonna have this debate with you.

• 24:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh god, what is it?

• 24:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You get on to me for this and you've done it forever. And my wife gets on to me for this.

• 24:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 24:27Cameron Kennedy?

  But I saw a TikTok that gives me reason and gives me hope.

• 24:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh god.

• 24:30Cameron Kennedy?

  So.

• 24:31Peyton Hardin?

  I love when you get validation through strangers.

• 24:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah. Oh, and it's, it's a, it's a real sense of validation. This man has told me for literally a decade. Bro, don't sit on my bed. Bro, we were just outside. Don't sit on my bed.

• 24:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 24:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so gross. Don't sit on my bed with your outside clothes on.

• 24:46Peyton Hardin?

  It is very gross.

• 24:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not gross at all.

• 24:50Peyton Hardin?

  Sitting on a bed with outside clothes on is probably top three most disgusting things you could do.

• 24:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not gross at all. If I got in your bed, you have a, you have a conversation. The top of the comforter never touches you. You get under the comforter because if that, if you wanna hold that standard, so every day you get back home, you sit on the couch. You sit on the couch. You're outside clothes on. You sit on the couch. Other people do. Everybody's outside clothes on the couch.

• 25:15Peyton Hardin?

  It's designated for that, yes.

• 25:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I have, but I have seen you shirtless on your couch. People take naps on your couch.

• 25:22Peyton Hardin?

  Sure.

• 25:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That's your couch and you wanna talk about bacteria, whatever, the outside clothes.

• 25:26Peyton Hardin?

  There's not sheets in it. Oh no, no. I'm talking about sheets.

• 25:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why, if I'm on the sheets.

• 25:31Peyton Hardin?

  You are on the sheets. Germs spread, bro. Germs travel.

• 25:34Cameron Kennedy?

  If I'm on your sheets, first off, I'm a psycho. Second off, that now you have an issue. If I sit on the edge of your bed like that and outs, and outside clothes.

• 25:43Peyton Hardin?

  Don't touch my bed.

• 25:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That is.

• 25:44Peyton Hardin?

  Like why do you wanna, first of all, first of all, getting in another man's room is crazy. Like, like if you're in a stranger's house, you never even go to their primary bedroom.

• 25:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 25:51Peyton Hardin?

  You don't even go in there. And then to get on their bed, I mean, that's crazy. That's sanctuary.

• 25:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine. And that is sanctuary. I'm saying just the baseline fact. I agree with you on that. Don't, don't.

• 26:00Peyton Hardin?

  Sitting on a, sitting on a bed with outside clothes is disgusting.

• 26:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 26:04Peyton Hardin?

  That is, that is a sin.

• 26:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is not!

• 26:07Peyton Hardin?

  Because, look, that is a place of rest and haven, right? The outside world is disgusting. There's few places, like you can go on a couch with your outside clothes on. That's fine because that's a community spot. Couches are communal.

• 26:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's in your house.

• 26:22Peyton Hardin?

  That's fine.

• 26:23Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's the same germs you're talking about.

• 26:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, yes, but that is a communal spot that is just for lounging and, and, and just hanging and it's for, you can eat on it. You can do all that different stuff. That's fine. Like these couches.

• 26:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Sure.

• 26:33Peyton Hardin?

  This is not the same as a bed. This is, it's supposed to just sit casually talk. That's fine. Just like the kitchen, if you go and put dishes in that sink, it's not gross. But if you go put dishes in your bathroom sink, that's disgusting.

• 26:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That is gross.

• 26:45Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. It's the same premise, but it, you understand what I'm saying?

• 26:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I understand exactly what you're saying. Sanctuary, safe haven, peace and rest.

• 26:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 26:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Inshallah. All that's fine.

• 26:56Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 26:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying the actual argument of me being on top of the bed, me being in the bed.

• 27:04Peyton Hardin?

  But that's, that's even wrong. Either way, you're saying the top of your comforter never touches your body or your sheets or your face?

• 27:10Cameron Kennedy?

  How are you sleeping?

• 27:12Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 27:12Cameron Kennedy?

  If I sit at the edge of your bed, do you get after a long day and you go, mm, I'm gonna take a resty? And you're like that on the comforter, on the bottom?

• 27:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's a crazy.

• 27:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean dude, that is.

• 27:22Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, you just fulfilled some dreams right there. That screenshot's got, is gonna get sticky on some people's phones.

• 27:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's, that's not okay. But I'm saying the comforter, cause you've always said this, my wife always said this and I finally saw it and it validates me. And I'm, I'm here for, I'm here to stay. The top of the comforter. Oh my, what is this? Show and tell? We're gonna, okay.

• 27:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, you shut up. So like, say this is the.

• 27:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut up.

• 27:43Peyton Hardin?

  So this is the comforter, right? This is the top of it.

• 27:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:45Peyton Hardin?

  I get under it, right?

• 27:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oops. My, my body's on this comforter now and I'm like this. I curl up, I twirl and I go like this. No, that's directly on my cheek, on my face.

• 27:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not where I'm sitting. Why would I sit on your pillows?

• 28:01Peyton Hardin?

  You've laid on my bed.

• 28:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I've laid on it and that's fine and whatever.

• 28:05Peyton Hardin?

  Fine. I mean, your whole body's on my, on my bed.

• 28:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me the comforter. This is the bed, right?

• 28:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 28:09Cameron Kennedy?

  This is the bed.

• 28:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:11Cameron Kennedy?

  For the sake of the argument, that, this is the front of the bed?

• 28:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:15Cameron Kennedy?

  This is the back?

• 28:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:16Cameron Kennedy?

  This is the back of the bed over here?

• 28:18Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 28:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I, if I ever sit on your bed for a quick conversation, we just walked in, I am sitting at the, I'm, I'm talking the absolute big toe of the bed.

• 28:26Peyton Hardin?

  Show me.

• 28:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Very end.

• 28:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're a lying piece of. Oh, you're a liar. Oh, you're a liar.

• 28:33Cameron Kennedy?

  This is what I'm saying. Why would I go and take my wife and put it right on your pillows and go, dude, let's talk about lunch?

• 28:39Peyton Hardin?

  You have done it. You've sat on, and you put your arm on my pillow like this. You put my, you put your arm on my pillow like this.

• 28:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That's in the hotel!

• 28:48Peyton Hardin?

  That's my bed.

• 28:49Cameron Kennedy?

  That's first off, you can't say shit about cleanliness in a hotel. You've lived like you're, like you've been homeless.

• 28:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, you know, you do. You literally go, dude, those chips were good.

• 29:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, it's terrible. Back to the bed. You can't say shit about a hotel. You go, oh, oh, oh.

• 29:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's what you do inside of a hotel.

• 29:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's what they're for. That no.

• 29:13Peyton Hardin?

  But that is, I mean, but you know, the crazy part is, you know, the crazy thing is, is the fact that it bothers you that I tell you, you can't sit in a specific part of my house.

• 29:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's fair. I'm talking about just the sentiment. I had to get that across.

• 29:26Peyton Hardin?

  It's disgusting.

• 29:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Because, no, no, because the, basically the video, the guy was saying, I don't ever want to hear you tell me that, yes, the guy was white.

• 29:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, of course he was.

• 29:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, I don't want you to tell me I can't sit on my bed with my outside clothes if everyone does it on their couch. And multiple people do it on their couch.

• 29:42Peyton Hardin?

  It's different.

• 29:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's every day on their couch.

• 29:44Peyton Hardin?

  It's different. Cause that's not where you rest your head at night.

• 29:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I understand. If you're, if you're, if you're taking your wranglers and you're sitting on your pillow, you're already a creep. People sit in the middle of the bed on the edge.

• 29:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Toward the bottom.

• 29:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine. That comforter's not touching your face. That comforter's not doing, you're gonna open it at the top, you're gonna slither right in and close up.

• 30:04Peyton Hardin?

  You know, I have another question for you. That is, I mean, that's a fair debate. I mean, it's just nasty people trying to confirm their nastiness.

• 30:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It's nasty people trying to be heard.

• 30:13Peyton Hardin?

  But a lot of people.

• 30:13Cameron Kennedy?

  We matter.

• 30:14Peyton Hardin?

  But a lot of people have been like sending me stuff. Cause like I've been reading off like questions that I've gotten from the audience, which I really love. And so this girl named um, Lei, L A I, or her name's Joy on Instagram. She sent me a question that I really like.

• 30:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 30:29Peyton Hardin?

  Really like.

• 30:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Hit me with it.

• 30:32Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever you're taking a number two, right?

• 30:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 30:35Peyton Hardin?

  When you're in the bathroom taking a number two, do you?

• 30:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 30:39Peyton Hardin?

  I am so excited to see what you say, cause I've, I gotta, I'm very passionate about this.

• 30:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 30:43Peyton Hardin?

  When you sit down to take a poo, when you're done, do you stand up to flush or do you stay sitting to flush? That's a question.

• 30:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I stand up and flush.

• 30:55Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 30:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I stand up and flush.

• 30:57Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 30:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That's when I look at my poop.

• 31:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I've never looked at my stool. I've never looked at my stool. I have no idea what comes out of me looks like. I don't ever want to know that. Twenty seven years, I've never seen my own poo poo.

• 31:08Cameron Kennedy?

  So you look when you wipe, but you don't look at the actual byproduct?

• 31:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, hundred percent.

• 31:14Cameron Kennedy?

  If that's not being born first, if that's not an backwards baby, I don't know what is dude.

• 31:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if you'd say that.

• 31:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there's no, there's, there's actually, that I'm starting to get a little irritated.

• 31:23Peyton Hardin?

  Why? That's disgusting to me. That's disgus- and first of all, the people, okay.

• 31:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I, I'm blindfolded when I cut the steak and then I peek at the bite, but I never look at the actual steak.

• 31:33Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna have an argument because I know your argument. Why do you look at your stool?

• 31:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know if there's an exact reason, but you look, you want to see if it's runny, diarrhea-y.

• 31:42Peyton Hardin?

  I can feel that coming out of me. I don't need to look at it.

• 31:44Cameron Kennedy?

  But I can't feel it when I wipe.

• 31:47Peyton Hardin?

  You can't. There's called a ghost wipes. There's called, you.

• 31:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I understand, but you look at it just for that's, that is like the.

• 31:55Peyton Hardin?

  Are you to see if you're healthy?

• 31:56Cameron Kennedy?

  The logging, yeah. Like is there, what's in there? Is there blood?

• 32:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but that's the, that's fair. But if I were, I'm not a doctor, bro. I barely know math. I like, I like, you know what I mean? Like I just found out where Chicago is.

• 32:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 32:11Peyton Hardin?

  I do not know things. And so if I'm looking at that, I'm just, now I'm just being freak. I'm like, hmm, look at that pot.

• 32:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not sure I have a reason for looking at my.

• 32:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's disgusting, but I do every time.

• 32:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Primal, bro. I go, alright, I'm done. Last one. That one was a little dry. I think we're done.

• 32:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's crazy. No, that's crazy. No, Cam, no. That makes me question you as a, as a man. That's just, please don't potty train Malachi. Please take him to our house. I'll potty train him. Please do.

• 32:34Cameron Kennedy?

  If I take him to your house to potty train, he's gonna piss on the wall.

• 32:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, he won't.

• 32:37Cameron Kennedy?

  He's gonna be like, woo, rock star.

• 32:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're kidding. No, first of all, I, I sit down, I'll get to your kid in a minute. I have something to say about him.

• 32:45Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 32:46Peyton Hardin?

  But when I, I sit down, when I flush, one, because I don't want to look, there's no point. Two, I can reach.

• 32:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 32:53Peyton Hardin?

  Three, it, sometimes if your pot has enough water, it's like a, a free bidet. You get a little kiss from God.

• 33:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That, no.

• 33:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's sort of like this.

• 33:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That, if you're letting.

• 33:04Peyton Hardin?

  And I go, woo.

• 33:05Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're letting Finding Nemo go, oh, help! And kiss your.

• 33:08Peyton Hardin?

  That, no.

• 33:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I love it. That's disgusting.

• 33:11Peyton Hardin?

  I love it.

• 33:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And you cannot, first off, you can't, I know we can reach. If I got a courtesy flush, I'm not gonna blow a hole in someone's bathroom, yeah. Courtesy flush.

• 33:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I've never courtesy flushed.

• 33:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I think we are equally gross on this poop spectrum. We're just on different teams. You've never looked at your.

• 33:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:27Cameron Kennedy?

  But you look when you wipe.

• 33:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. To know if I'm done, cleanliness.

• 33:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, cool. Cleanliness. You don't look at your poop.

• 33:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, no reason.

• 33:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And you have never courtesy flushed.

• 33:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sure I have, but like it's not a regular thing.

• 33:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't look when I wipe until I feel done and then I check the last wipe.

• 33:44Peyton Hardin?

  Gross.

• 33:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I do look at my poop and I will courtesy flush.

• 33:48Peyton Hardin?

  Why do you courtesy flush?

• 33:49Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the smell.

• 33:51Peyton Hardin?

  In your own home?

• 33:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, God, no.

• 33:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay.

• 33:53Cameron Kennedy?

  God, no, no. You only courtesy flush when you're gonna go to someone else's house. You don't do it in public or what, if you're in someone else's house.

• 33:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, and I'm in some.

• 33:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, something that your father clearly doesn't understand. Your father dropped a missile in my house.

• 34:04Peyton Hardin?

  He cleared out the whole bottom floor.

• 34:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the cra- that's the craziest shit I've ever smelled in my entire life. His dad took one poop in my guest bathroom downstairs. My entire first floor of my home was ruined.

• 34:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It's insane.

• 34:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. He, he, he's been known, like whenever my parents were dating and they like moved in together in an apartment, my mom would make him go to the gas station to poop. Anytime, like on a regular day, she'd be like, I have to poop and then he has to get in his car and go somewhere. Like that's, I've never loved somebody that much. Never loved somebody that much. I'm not doing that.

• 34:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to God, if Liv was like, you need to go to the gas station to poop, I'd be like, you're, you're out of your.

• 34:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're, you're lost.

• 34:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You're out of your mind.

• 34:36Peyton Hardin?

  You're lost.

• 34:37Cameron Kennedy?

  There's, okay, first off, that, to end the poop.

• 34:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I think the more normal one is to stand up. I think more people would say they stand up to flush.

• 34:46Peyton Hardin?

  I know, because, and I like to linger a little bit afterwards. I like to sit there, maybe talk.

• 34:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe talk?

• 34:52Peyton Hardin?

  To myself, like what's, what's the world gonna bring me when I open that door?

• 34:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you bouncing ideas off yourself?

• 34:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I think a lot.

• 34:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Become your own assistant?

• 35:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, the bathroom is like the most creative place for me.

• 35:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, the bathroom's just a, like a quick five minute break for me, like a breathing time.

• 35:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's a very married.

• 35:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Dad married, oh my God, the lawn and the bathroom. And I don't do my own lawn work, so all I got is the.

• 35:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 35:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's ridiculous.

• 35:16Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of your son.

• 35:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, what the hell is this?

• 35:18Peyton Hardin?

  He came over, uh.

• 35:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, he did!

• 35:21Peyton Hardin?

  I babysitted Cam's kid. I don't know if that vlogs out. Babysit, what?

• 35:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Babysat.

• 35:26Peyton Hardin?

  Babysitting.

• 35:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Babysat. You babysat. It's past tense. You babysat.

• 35:30Peyton Hardin?

  I babysitted.

• 35:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't babysitted.

• 35:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, you didn't.

• 35:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You babysat. You babysat Malachi. I babysitted Malachi.

• 35:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Oh, I babysitted him.

• 35:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 35:39Peyton Hardin?

  I babysit your kid.

• 35:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 35:41Peyton Hardin?

  And um, I would like to make this proclamation to the public.

• 35:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You better watch your tongue.

• 35:47Peyton Hardin?

  I have made your kid smarter. He left my house smarter than you brought him.

• 35:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Furthest thing from the truth.

• 35:53Peyton Hardin?

  That's so true.

• 35:53Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you think so?

• 35:54Peyton Hardin?

  I've taught him things.

• 35:55Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you, what'd you teach him?

• 35:56Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, cause he, honestly, he was a little regressed from what I thought he was.

• 36:01Cameron Kennedy?

  My kid, okay, this is not a parent, oh, my kid's the best.

• 36:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, it's a hundred percent that.

• 36:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. My kid is genuinely.

• 36:07Peyton Hardin?

  He's really smart.

• 36:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Genuinely very smart.

• 36:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, he's, it's, it's actually kind of weird.

• 36:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it is.

• 36:11Peyton Hardin?

  But not as smart as I thought he was. You definitely brought it up to a tier. And so I was talking to him like, hey brother, you wanna like, you know what I mean?

• 36:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he's eighteen months.

• 36:18Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 36:19Cameron Kennedy?

  He doesn't know what, hey brother, you know, you wanna, you know what I'm talking about? You know, hey, hey brother, hey brother, hey big dog, you know what I'm saying, brother? He's not gonna be, eh, what? Eh? Hey brother?

• 36:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, and so I, I like, he, he didn't know, I had to teach him what a banana was.

• 36:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true.

• 36:38Peyton Hardin?

  I know, I taught him. No, no, no, nana, that's wrong. See, I don't teach him wrong things. So, and I, of course corrected him. It was cute. So I was holding him right and we were feeding him, right? And, and he, God, he's nasty and gross. He's so gross.

• 36:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, his food gets everywhere, boy.

• 36:53Peyton Hardin?

  So gross. And y'all didn't bring a goddamn booster seat, whatever it's called for him to eat. And so I, I'm, Sarah, and I, but I'm, you're kidding, would have starved if it was up to me. I'm not holding him during that. But Sarah was holding him, right? And feeding him. He was all over his hands and I was like, ooh, ooh. Oh my God. He was mixing mac and applesauce. I said, oh God. And he thought a piece of chicken was a bug. And I said, lock in kid, it's not a bug. Anyway, so it was.

• 37:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Welcome, welcome. That was a, you had a four hour taste test of that.

• 37:21Peyton Hardin?

  And so over there on the right side of my kitchen, we, I have a tub of bananas. And we had just gotten off the phone with my mom and he calls my mom, Nanny.

• 37:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Nanny, yep.

• 37:33Peyton Hardin?

  And so we just hung up the phone. He hung up on her. Racist, by the way. It was already out.

• 37:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, yeah, no, and there's, now that's the, that's the one thing I'm gonna have to work on a little harder. But hey, no, they're great people.

• 37:45Peyton Hardin?

  So um, there is a segment, so he goes, nana. And I said, no, nanny just hung up the phone, brother. And he goes, nana. And I said.

• 37:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It sounds like your regress. My boy knows what he's talking about.

• 37:57Peyton Hardin?

  And then he said, nani, bye, hang up.

• 37:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Then he said, nana, banana.

• 38:02Peyton Hardin?

  And well, no, he didn't say banana. And so.

• 38:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You shorten things all the time.

• 38:06Peyton Hardin?

  And so what did I shorten?

• 38:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Or you know, shorten things, but you say it wrong. You know, babysitted it. It's babysat, you dumb.

• 38:12Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go. And so I, Sarah had to teach me because I don't speak dumb. And so.

• 38:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You better watch.

• 38:18Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, she goes, he's talking about the bananas. And I go, well, he's saying it wrong. And she goes, he's a baby. And I go, I go, well, how does he learn? Teaching him right, right? And so I brought it over and he started going, nana. And he wanted it, right? And so I said, not until you say it. Alright?

• 38:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You held, you held my son hostage to his own food when he was saying the correct word. Interesting.

• 38:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no. He was saying nana and I said, ba-nana. And he was like, ba, ba. And I said, ba-nana.

• 38:51Peyton Hardin?

  And he was like, he said, "Bye, nan. Bye."

• 38:57Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, "God, pass three syllables, you're cooked."

• 38:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Banan, oh yeah, but he's 18 months, he's 18 months.

• 39:02Peyton Hardin?

  But then-

• 39:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You're treating him like he's three already.

• 39:04Peyton Hardin?

  But then, well, I said he was gonna be, that's how he was gonna get ahead, and so he went, he went, "Bye, nan." And I was close enough, and I fed him, and he sucked on it twice and threw it, and I said, "You wasteful son of a b-" He was probably already full.

• 39:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And he, dude, he stresses me out, dude.

• 39:18Peyton Hardin?

  So I spent $300.

• 39:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No one told you to do that, first of all.

• 39:21Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm a great uncle.

• 39:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not believe you.

• 39:22Peyton Hardin?

  I'm a great uncle.

• 39:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Good uncle, yeah.

• 39:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, great.

• 39:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, good uncle, no, good uncle.

• 39:26Peyton Hardin?

  He doesn't have a fire truck tent at your house, but he has one at mine.

• 39:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't equate to money and what you spend.

• 39:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, it doesn't, but-

• 39:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You said you looked at my kid, you held him hostage from his food, you told him he was wrong and stupid, you called him a wasteful piece of- And you didn't feed him.

• 39:36Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I-

• 39:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You're in the good sense.

• 39:37Peyton Hardin?

  And so I bought him a bunch of books, right, and he loved the books I picked.

• 39:39Cameron Kennedy?

  He loved books.

• 39:40Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and so, and he's a nerd. Book, read, book, read, I said, "You wanna throw some around?" He didn't, he just wanted to read all day.

• 39:46Cameron Kennedy?

  He'll do it all.

• 39:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but he's really heavy on the reading that day. And so I was sitting there reading, bro, and it, it pissed me off. So I was reading, and it, a book, the book didn't make sense.

• 39:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, none of them do.

• 39:57Peyton Hardin?

  And he goes, it was a Spider-Man book, and it was so off of canon events, I was like, "These people would never be in a room together." And so, it was like, Spider-Man fought Black Panther, no, he didn't. Spider-Man was with DC, and Marvel is now in the multiverse with Batman, I said, "No, he's not." And so, I was reading it, and he goes, "Spider-Man did something with Green Goblin," right, and so I was reading it, and he was locked in. The second sentence, it had a little apostrophe in there, so it made me stutter. And as soon as I stuttered on my word, kid was out of the book. He like, like he was a meaty love, I said, "In Spider-Man, climb, climb the tree," and he literally closed the book. He said, "Hey, hey, man, hey, man, you gonna do this right?

• 40:42Peyton Hardin?

  I know, I know my dad says, you know, you're a little different, whatnot, but can you read to me, brother?

• 40:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 40:46Peyton Hardin?

  All right."

• 40:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and then, um-

• 40:48Peyton Hardin?

  And, dare I say, your wife took too long to pick him back up.

• 40:51Cameron Kennedy?

  They were, she was on for a while.

• 40:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, she was gone for, there was a time, I said, "God, the whole Saturday is gone." I said, "Someone come take the kid."

• 40:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes or no, did you go out for drinks afterwards?

• 41:00Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 41:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:01Peyton Hardin?

  I went, I went crazy.

• 41:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 41:03Peyton Hardin?

  I went crazy, and I, I almost spent $25,000 on a bottle of wine on accident.

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• 41:53Peyton Hardin?

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• 42:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I don't know if I'm having a stroke. You said 25 grand.

• 42:44Peyton Hardin?

  I almost spent $25,000 on a bottle of wine at a restaurant.

• 42:48Cameron Kennedy?

  How does one accidentally almost do that? How in the absolute hell do you accidentally almost buy a 25,000? I, I almost bought a Prius. I, oh, we were out and about, and I just, I almost bought a RAV4, it was so, it was crazy.

• 43:05Peyton Hardin?

  So, me and Sarah, right, we went to a nice dinner together, and we're like, "We haven't been on a date in so long, babe, let's get dressed up," and we went. We went to this, like, really nice seafood restaurant, and a lot of the, the words in there didn't make sense to me. And there wasn't like prices on the menu for everything.

• 43:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god, you know you're in a scary territory.

• 43:23Peyton Hardin?

  And so, it was, and it was really dark in there.

• 43:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god, they're trying, they're trying to take it all.

• 43:27Peyton Hardin?

  And so I was trying to be big baller, right, whatever, so I'm, you know, I'm getting old, so I was looking at the menu, I was like, I was like, "Oh, shit."

• 43:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheap a tail and stuff a tail.

• 43:35Peyton Hardin?

  And so-

• 43:36Cameron Kennedy?

  "Y'all got a cheeseburger?"

• 43:38Peyton Hardin?

  And so, that's, no, I gotta have that accent. Okay, so, and so, we're ordering, right, I start off with an Old Fashioned. I drink the Old Fashioned, and then Sarah's like, "Let's, you wanna share a bottle of wine?" And she's like, "I kinda feel wine, like, we always, you know." And I was like, "Oh, fuck, hell, yeah, let's get some wine, shorty." And so I was like, "Let's get a bottle," and I was like, "You know what, babe? I'll pick, right, I'll pick."

• 44:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yuck!

• 44:02Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm looking at, I'm looking at the, the, the wine, right, and none, some of them have prices, some of them don't, I don't really know wines. I know I like red wine, I think, I don't really know. And so, one of them had like this, like, nice star, asterisk, like, it had a little more celebration on the thing.

• 44:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Just written on the menu?

• 44:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I was like, I was like, "Oh," I was like, "Is this a wine?" And she goes, she goes, "This is one of the most world-renowned wines you could find." And I said, "I'm a world-renowned type of b-"

• 44:34Peyton Hardin?

  Bring me the wine.

• 44:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you are.

• 44:35Peyton Hardin?

  And now, I've been in nice restaurants where they bring a bottle of wine, right, and it takes probably like, you know, 10 minutes, maybe at most.

• 44:41Cameron Kennedy?

  They gotta go get it out from the back of the thing, whatever, da-da-da, prep it up, make it look nice.

• 44:46Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I should've known something was wrong, whenever the waitress left, and she didn't go to the wine cabinet or the kitchen, she went to the back, right, where like the manager and everybody is at.

• 44:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Went to the vault.

• 44:59Peyton Hardin?

  And now, the security of the restaurant, I see them all on their earpieces, and I'm like, I was like, "Oh, I don't know."

• 45:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, some shady's going on.

• 45:07Peyton Hardin?

  Some shady's going on, right? Now, two security guards come over, and the owner of the restaurant, he wasn't there, he came in. So, like I said, it took like 35 minutes.

• 45:19Cameron Kennedy?

  The owner of the restaurant-

• 45:20Peyton Hardin?

  Called the owner in? Came into the restaurant, right, and he was nice, and he goes, "Hi, Mr. Harden, nice to meet you, I'm so-and-so," and I was like, "Oh, you watch the podcast." Right, 'cause that happens sometimes, right? The, the owner will come up, and the security was strange, right?

• 45:34Cameron Kennedy?

  They're sitting there, Eagles landed, talking to the prospect right now.

• 45:37Peyton Hardin?

  And so, they're going, they're going, "You have a, you know, amazing taste," and I was like, "Would you," they're like, "Would you like to go to the back room? We have a private, like, back room." And I said, "No, I'm fine here, I'm fine, I'm like in the middle of like a table."

• 45:49Cameron Kennedy?

  "This is great, I'm actually still eating my food, man, if you don't mind."

• 45:51Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I'm two tabletop, like, in the middle of the restaurant, like, not even secluded at all, I'm just in the middle of this restaurant. And so, I go, "No, no, okay, Sarah, you wanna go?" "No, I'm fine." Now, they bring out this wine, right, and it's like vaulted in this case, and then there's this guy with this display thing, where he's about to peel the cork. Now, they're like, "This wine, um, they only make 4,000 of them globally a year." And I said, "Wow, that sounds expensive." And I go, and, and then he go, and I go, "Wow, man, that's awesome," I was like, "So y'all got one?" And they're like, "Yeah, we, we did." And they're like, "A glass of this wine is $4,900."

• 46:35Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "What? I said, "Oh, woo, woo, I said, "A glass?" And now, at this time, the guy, there's a guy who's like a wine specialist or whatever, he's starting to prepare, now, he has like meta glasses on, right, and he's like looking at the wine. Like, he's like, he's like about, making a presentation, he's like, he was so, like a wine enthusiast, he was so excited about opening this bottle. And the bottle is called 2019 Domain de la Romani Conti DRC, Romani Conti Grand Crew Bottle, 750 milliliters, and you can buy it online right now at $25,000. But you can't just buy it at a store, you have to win it in an auction, or like, stuff like that.

• 47:13Peyton Hardin?

  And so, the guy was going to peel it, and as soon as he said it's 20, like, it was $5,000 a bottle, I said, "Whoa."

• 47:21Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Wait, wait, whoa."

• 47:22Peyton Hardin?

  "Whoa."

• 47:23Cameron Kennedy?

  "Whoa."

• 47:24Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." I go, I go, "So how much is the bottle?" And he goes, "Roughly $25,000."

• 47:32Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "Never come back here, never come to this table with that." I said, "Oh, this is a big mistake, I drink Josh wine from Target." I was, "I, I don't know what you got going, dog." Like, I, I drink Prisoner, like, I don't know what this is you have going on. Six, four years ago, I was slapping a bag, 'cause, like, I don't know.

• 47:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, Josh wine and Prisoner is so good.

• 47:56Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to god, dude, Sarah was eating losses, she went-

• 48:03Peyton Hardin?

  And I, I, dude, my heart hit my-

• 48:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, 100%.

• 48:07Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't, I, I, like, I was like, "Hey, whoa, whoa." I would've, I would've physically assaulted him before he could get that label open, I would've been like, "No!" Yeah, so I'm never going back to that restaurant again, you know how embarrassing that is?

• 48:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't-

• 48:18Peyton Hardin?

  To have the presentation leave your table, and then-

• 48:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Everybody else at the restaurant was like this.

• 48:23Peyton Hardin?

  Everyone, "I wonder what he's getting, I wonder what, oh, there you go, oh, that's the guy from the podcast."

• 48:27Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, "Oh, wow, dude, I guess they tell really good jokes."

• 48:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I guess I tell the best jokes ever.

• 48:33Peyton Hardin?

  That kinda happened to me at a, at a bank. I can't tell, I can't keep telling stories.

• 48:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you told me that.

• 48:38Peyton Hardin?

  I'll tell you that next week.

• 48:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That is absolutely.

• 48:40Peyton Hardin?

  Bank teller held up my check like that.

• 48:42Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Duh."

• 48:44Peyton Hardin?

  "I could sue Chase. I could sue Chase." That was crazy. That was crazy. I've never felt so violated.

• 48:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, you, okay, you just randomly said, uh, or, ooh, sorry. You said about the dinner experience. That same night that you watched Malachi, Liv was feeling froggy and she wanted, she wanted to cook.

• 49:02Peyton Hardin?

  Play Tigers?

• 49:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, she wanted to cook dinner.

• 49:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh.

• 49:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no.

• 49:08Peyton Hardin?

  You go, she was feeling feisty. I go, "Oh, you got something?" She go, "Yeah."

• 49:10Cameron Kennedy?

  She makes you, "Yeah, she made me a quesadilla."

• 49:13Peyton Hardin?

  That's married, baby.

• 49:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, she wanted to cook dinner. And it is, and she, bro, we're just fresh off the second baby. So I'm like, I don't expect much right now. She's killing it. She's killing the game. You go, "Hey." No, but she wanted to cook dinner. We've been, uh, we've been getting meals and stuff a lot, so.

• 49:30Peyton Hardin?

  She wanted to cook dinner? Yeah, we are.

• 49:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And very, yeah, and very simple. We wanted to do like the heatables, right?

• 49:37Peyton Hardin?

  Cool.

• 49:38Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm, uh, we get Malachi back from your house, we put him down, and I'm rocking Mylan. She's just in the kitchen. She's like, "I really just wanna cook tonight. Go for it." She cooks the food. It's great. Now, I don't know if this is a sign from the Lord or just a terrible accident. I put Mylan in his bouncer. He's perfectly fine. We go through the whole dinner. Everything's good. I eat my whole bowl. Mmm, great. Now he starts to get a little, little chatty. My wife goes, "Oh, you had him last, babe. I'll go take care of him." She goes and gets Mylan. I'm looking at her bowl. There's a decent amount of food left. I go, "Oh, I sure am hungry." I go, "Uh, babe, you, you done? You done with your bowl, right?" Like, you, you're done, right? I'm no, I'm no longer asking. I'm telling her, "You're done, right?"

• 50:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you finished.

• 50:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And she goes, "Uh, yeah, I'm done, yeah. I'm, you can have it." And I go, "Oh, thanks. Awesome." I grab the bowl.

• 50:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And I went.

• 50:40Peyton Hardin?

  What, what is that?

• 50:41Cameron Kennedy?

  What'd I tell you? I don't know if this was a sign from God or if my wife was trying to murder me, and she's a genius.

• 50:48Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 50:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I take that third bite. I literally thought I've, like, cracked my entire mouth. Not even a tooth, my whole mouth.

• 50:58Cameron Kennedy?

  There was, there was a screw. There was a screw in the fajita bowl. And I, again, I immediately went, and I went, "What the [__]?"

• 51:15Peyton Hardin?

  I would, I could, I could leave for way less. I would divorce for way less than that.

• 51:20Peyton Hardin?

  I would divorce for way less than that. Are you out of your [__] mind? You put a bolt with a washer in the, in my fajita bowl? Like, you can't mistake that. You can't accidentally do that. That doesn't fall from the kitchen.

• 51:37Cameron Kennedy?

  She knew, oh, you, one, one other time, she's like, "Oh, I'll go get Mylan." She knew it.

• 51:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Cameron Kennedy?

  She knew it. She said, "No, I'll get the baby, babe. You eat."

• 51:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And I said, "You finished, right?" She goes, "Mmm," she tried to play it off. "Mmm, yeah, you can have the rest, I guess."

• 51:51Peyton Hardin?

  That was a clean bolt, too. She just, she, she, she got that bolt specifically. Oh, it's not a clean bolt.

• 51:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I, no, that was dirty. I swear to the Lord. I was putting on anything I've ever loved, on my sons, on my wife, everything. I literally took a bite, and I, I thought it was like the craziest [__] from like, uh, like HEB ever. I thought there was like a, like a fish bone inside of the chicken breast. And I went, "Oh, oh," and then I went.

• 52:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It was a.

• 52:19Peyton Hardin?

  God, you have, you have strong enamel. My tooth would have been, I would have had no teeth.

• 52:24Peyton Hardin?

  I would have been like a Popeye episode. Yeah, I did one side. This whole side's gone, too.

• 52:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, did you talk to her? Did you ask her what, what happened? Peyton and I screamed in my house. I said, "What the [__]?" And she went, "What are you do, what?" She goes, "What?" Yeah, she said, "What? What could be going so wrong?" And I went, "There's a screw in my [__] mouth." She's like, "What are you talking about?" And I said, "Olivia, I'm not kidding. Come look at this." And I showed her the screw, and then literally for like, she, she acted like she had no idea. She's like, "That's so crazy. Like, how'd that happen?"

• 53:00Cameron Kennedy?

  But no, she, she had no, she was like, "What the hell?" But like, so then I go down, obviously, I don't think my wife put it in there.

• 53:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're better than me.

• 53:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she could have, and I, I'm.

• 53:08Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody's getting blamed.

• 53:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna hire.

• 53:09Peyton Hardin?

  Children, them kids, or them, uh, her.

• 53:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna hire a P.I. But then I'm like, like genuinely, it low-key has to be her.

• 53:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 53:17Cameron Kennedy?

  A [__] screw can't fall into a fajita bowl.

• 53:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you can't. That's what I'm saying.

• 53:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Everything was made on the stove. The bowls were right there. Food went straight into the bowls.

• 53:25Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't accidentally happen. That doesn't.

• 53:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't, it's not an accident.

• 53:27Peyton Hardin?

  Can't even tell you the last time I seen a loose bolt.

• 53:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 53:29Peyton Hardin?

  Can't even tell you.

• 53:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And you know what's, you know what's crazy? There's a couple loose bolts in the junk drawer. Guess where the junk drawer is? Right next to the stove.

• 53:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, she went.

• 53:36Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, "Yeah, he's been [__] rude today."

• 53:38Peyton Hardin?

  That is crazy. Is it crazy to get a P.I. for your wife?

• 53:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Circumstantial.

• 53:44Peyton Hardin?

  See, okay, what if you assume that she's cheating, right? You just have an assumption, like a gut feeling.

• 53:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 53:49Peyton Hardin?

  Is it worse to be wrong? Is it worse to get a P.I. and be wrong? Or is it worse to get a P.I. and be right?

• 53:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It's definitely worse to be wrong.

• 53:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, you're crazy. You're crazy.

• 54:01Cameron Kennedy?

  If I get a P.I. and, and he brings me a picture of my wife getting railed, or, or like, first off, how'd you get that image? Like, that's incredible work. Cause what are you, in the air shaft?

• 54:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's a POV.

• 54:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "God, you're gonna get your job." You go, "Wow, you're investigative, man. How'd you get that angle? Were you in the vent? Zoomed in or no?"

• 54:32Peyton Hardin?

  He's like this. He's like, "I got a video, too, if you want."

• 54:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's some of the funniest [__] I've ever heard.

• 54:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God. Do you think that's like P.I.'s, like, secondary job? It's like, "Oh, I caught her cheating. So I know she's cheating. I might as well get one in, too."

• 54:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, that's genius.

• 54:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be robbing if he was a P.I.

• 54:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, 100%. What'd you do if that comes? I, okay, but listen. If I get a P.I.

• 54:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 54:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And he brings physical evidence. They're at a bar together. They, oh, she, girl's night at the casino. It's just her and a dude, whatever.

• 55:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I, everything I felt is now justified. The money I've spent is justified.

• 55:10Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 55:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And now what, the ball is in my court, and I can do whatever I want going forward. I'm not talking about some sick revenge plot. I'm talking about if I wanna leave, I can leave. If I wanna whatever, if I wanna confront her.

• 55:19Peyton Hardin?

  You're tripping.

• 55:20Cameron Kennedy?

  If I pay money, and the guy goes, "Man, I mean, she spends a lot on coffee, but that's all I got for you. She's as honest as they come."

• 55:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That's way worse, because now I don't trust my wife when she's told me that she's not doing anything.

• 55:33Peyton Hardin?

  But you already didn't trust her before, cause you hired the P.I. Or you were even thinking about hiring the P.I. Even if you didn't go through with it.

• 55:38Cameron Kennedy?

  My distrust, if it's proven right, I know I wasn't tripping, and I know I'm real. But if I, my distrust is, there's nothing there, no substance.

• 55:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, I don't trust my wife. I don't love her enough, and I wasted money.

• 55:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You're insane. Explain to me how, if it's right, that's better.

• 55:53Peyton Hardin?

  Because if I, even, I think having the thought of hiring a P.I. and not going through with it is the same as having the thought of the P.I. and going through with it. You had the thought, regardless. Might as well go through with it and make yourself feel good.

• 56:05Cameron Kennedy?

  But what if nothing shows up?

• 56:06Peyton Hardin?

  Then I'll be okay. That's what I wanted. Thank God, nothing's going on. All right, you did your job. I did my job. We're good. I'm just being thorough.

• 56:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, but.

• 56:14Peyton Hardin?

  You wouldn't do that for no reason.

• 56:15Cameron Kennedy?

  But that breaks the complete barrier of trust.

• 56:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'll tell you. Maybe.

• 56:20Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way.

• 56:22Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, I thought you were cheating.

• 56:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You hire a P.I. for Sarah.

• 56:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Tails her for two weeks, brings back absolutely nothing. You're out several thousand dollars.

• 56:29Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be like.

• 56:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You literally sit down at dinner and go, "Hey, by the way, I had someone following you for two weeks. I thought you were cheating on me, but you're not. I love you. Let's go watch Hunter x Hunter."

• 56:36Peyton Hardin?

  I would say it cooler than that. By the way, I watch that alone. But I, I, I would do it cooler than that. I would be drinking, right? I rejected a $25,000 wine. No, we're just sitting there drinking. I'm like.

• 56:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Drinking our Josh wine.

• 56:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, yeah.

• 56:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Slap the bag.

• 56:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm laying like this. I'm like, "Oh," I'm like, "Oh, babe, dude, life's crazy, babe. Dude, you know, you know me. I'm so insecure sometimes, dude."

• 56:56Cameron Kennedy?

  So wild.

• 56:56Peyton Hardin?

  I thought you were cheating on me.

• 56:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Here, I'll be Sarah.

• 56:59Peyton Hardin?

  I was chea, I thought you were cheating on me, and I, like, I hired a private investigator, too. Like, crazy thing. I was wrong. I love being wrong, though.

• 57:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You, babe, you hired a private investigator on me? What the [__] is wrong with you?

• 57:19Peyton Hardin?

  I thought you were cheating.

• 57:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I heard that, and you didn't stutter, surprisingly.

• 57:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, that's. Why would you hire pri, you didn't even bring this up to me. You didn't even question me about it.

• 57:29Peyton Hardin?

  Cause you're, you could hide it. And let's get, let's get out of the scene. Hiring a private investigator is the same thing as going through your partner's phone. It's the same thing. You're just finding a professional phone goer through it.

• 57:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You might be, you might be a different breed of insane.

• 57:45Peyton Hardin?

  I think I've just been through a lot.

• 57:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I think you've been through a lot more than one little, little boy's heart should take, but going through a partner's phone, I see what you're saying. The, the bridge.

• 57:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It's way different levels of, of severity.

• 57:57Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think so.

• 57:58Cameron Kennedy?

  My girl goes to take a [__], she leaves the phone, and I, I snoop through it real quick. Oh, there's nothing. Oh, thank God.

• 58:02Peyton Hardin?

  Do you tell her you went through it?

• 58:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I, first off, how the, how do you, how do you contact a private investigator?

• 58:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's easy. There's billboards everywhere.

• 58:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You're dead.

• 58:09Peyton Hardin?

  Billboards online, dude. Yeah, the internet's a vast place.

• 58:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding?

• 58:13Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 58:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I might get one. Not for Liv. Not for Liv. I might put one on like my dad or something.

• 58:17Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna do, oh, that would be a good one. Your dad would end up killing the guy.

• 58:21Cameron Kennedy?

  My dad.

• 58:22Peyton Hardin?

  The guy would be taking a picture, and then all of a sudden, he goes.

• 58:28Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, he thinks he has my dad, my dad put up like a prop suit and stuff. It's just like a fake dummy guy over there. And he's like, alright, we got this. Zoom in a little bit. My dad goes, hey man, you got directions to the.

• 58:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I don't think it's crazy that I hire a private investigator or your partner. I really don't.

• 58:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Not thinking it's crazy, that's your own thing. I'm saying you, there's no way, that's like any.

• 58:55Cameron Kennedy?

  There's just, there's no way that buying something, especially with you and money, you're like, oh. If, if you bought a private investigator, several thousand dollars, and nothing comes out of it.

• 59:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you know, something did come out of it. I bought a peace of mind.

• 59:11Peyton Hardin?

  I bought a peace of mind. It's not, it's not crazy. It's the same thing as like, hey, homie, will you go drive by her house real quick, see if there are cars there?

• 59:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not the same at all.

• 59:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it is.

• 59:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That's someone you trust, that's a friend, and it's free.

• 59:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I trust a private investigator.

• 59:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't know them.

• 59:25Peyton Hardin?

  I trust them though, they're good at the job.

• 59:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, until they send you a picture of them cracking from behind, yeah. They go, oh yeah, she's cheating, dog, check out the link.

• 59:32Peyton Hardin?

  Funny enough, somebody's unemployed right now, they're like, that's not a bad job.

• 59:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's not a bad idea. How do you get, how do you get a certi- certificate to be a PI?

• 59:38Peyton Hardin?

  But, um, you played it, speaking of your wife, you played a game with her on TikTok.

• 59:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't talk about my wife.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, I'm fine not.

• 59:46Cameron Kennedy?

  So me.

• 59:48Peyton Hardin?

  You played a game with her on your, on y'all's TikTok that went really viral, and I, I kinda feel left out. We're the game people.

• 59:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's play it.

• 59:55Peyton Hardin?

  Let's play the number game.

• 59:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's play the number game, buddy.

• 1:00:00Peyton Hardin?

  This episode of the You Should Know Podcast is brought to you by Booking.com. Let me tell you guys something about the last time I felt the pull of travel. It was like a couple of months ago. I was on Instagram, it's the middle of summer. Everybody's posting, ooh, I'm in LA, ooh, I'm in Miami, ooh, I'm in New York, ooh, I'm in the mountain springs of Colorado. Didn't want to go there, so I didn't feel the pull there, but with all these other places, I'm like, geez, just that itch of travel, I want to do it. And I found an easy way to do it, the best way to do it, from getting from point A to point B, and that is Booking.com. And, and, and the accommodations with Booking.com is second to none.

• 1:00:40Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, if I want a specific hotel, a vacation home, if I want something with a balcony, if I want something near water, there is nothing like the accommodations at Booking.com. The whole thing is fast and easy. I genuinely love Booking.com to get from point A to point B. So go on, book that trip. It's easy. Booking.com, Booking dot, yeah.

• 1:01:02Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, let's play the number game. I got a number on Cam's head, can't put a number on my head, we don't know our numbers and we have to guess. Based off, based off, we have to ask questions to find out our number.

• 1:01:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 1:01:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you want to go first?

• 1:01:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, sure.

• 1:01:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you go first.

• 1:01:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, um, is this, could I eat this many meals in one day? Oh god.

• 1:01:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh god. No.

• 1:01:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Okay, good.

• 1:01:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, um, could I have this many girlfriends within one year?

• 1:01:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 1:01:42Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:01:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:01:43Peyton Hardin?

  But that could be too less or too many. I, I, you know, that's a wide spectrum, okay?

• 1:01:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Does it take me this many minutes to explain a simple story?

• 1:01:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes, it does. Oh god, yes. Oh god, yes. Oh yeah. Might be undershooting it. Okay?

• 1:02:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay, hold on. I'm trying to put together.

• 1:02:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, here we go. Does, would this be too short of a time in minutes to have coitus?

• 1:02:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, god.

• 1:02:13Peyton Hardin?

  Would, okay, let me re-ask it. Would this be a good amount of time in minutes to have coitus?

• 1:02:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Definitely depends on, depends on the animal we're talking about here. It depends on the animal.

• 1:02:24Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 1:02:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Depends on that capybara. Depends on what is, what is the necessity to that, to that woman. Uh, for me, speaking on, in my preference, yeah, it's good.

• 1:02:34Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, would it be like record breaking for you?

• 1:02:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not record breaking, but that's like a, that's an honorable, that's a Wednesday night, blue collar job, if you know what I'm saying.

• 1:02:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so, under 60 seconds.

• 1:02:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Got you. Okay, for me.

• 1:02:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:52Cameron Kennedy?

  In your, in your, I don't want to, I don't want to put your dirty laundry out there.

• 1:02:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and that's fine.

• 1:02:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Is this an appropriate amount of times? I'm gonna rephrase.

• 1:03:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. You can ask anything, don't worry about it.

• 1:03:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Is this an appropriate amount of times to take someone out on a date before bedding them?

• 1:03:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no. Oh god, no.

• 1:03:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, bed much quicker than this.

• 1:03:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I mean astronomically quicker.

• 1:03:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Bed much quicker than this.

• 1:03:19Peyton Hardin?

  I've given up by that time. I've given up.

• 1:03:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, it's ain't working out.

• 1:03:24Peyton Hardin?

  If I haven't seen the moose, I'm out by that time. Are you crazy?

• 1:03:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Just don't wink at me. Okay, okay, so I'm a lot, okay, now I'm higher, I'm thinking way higher.

• 1:03:33Peyton Hardin?

  Could you eat this many McChickens?

• 1:03:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:03:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so we're above 100. Okay, alright, now we're back. So the question and the McChickens, we're on a wide spectrum here.

• 1:03:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so, I take this long to explain stories, you would have given up if you didn't get the cookie after this many dates?

• 1:03:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, oh my god. You don't even understand, the number might be blocked.

• 1:03:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so awful. Okay, if this.

• 1:04:01Cameron Kennedy?

  If you multiplied this number.

• 1:04:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I can't.

• 1:04:05Cameron Kennedy?

  What'd you write on my note?

• 1:04:07Peyton Hardin?

  Especially that, those, no, no, no.

• 1:04:09Cameron Kennedy?

  If you multiplied this number.

• 1:04:10Peyton Hardin?

  I need a calculator.

• 1:04:12Cameron Kennedy?

  But.

• 1:04:12Peyton Hardin?

  With any number you say. Multiplied by that.

• 1:04:14Cameron Kennedy?

  What's on my note?

• 1:04:16Peyton Hardin?

  I would, I would need a calc- there's not a number you could put next to that multiplication, and I would know it off the top of my head. Absolutely not.

• 1:04:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Time zero.

• 1:04:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, zero. Yeah, yeah, I know that one. Zero and one are the only chances I have of getting that one right.

• 1:04:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Did, okay, okay. Is this, is this number, well, I'm thinking it's like in a thousand or something.

• 1:04:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:04:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Is this number an appropriate amount of time to, oh no. Is this number in, hmm, that's creepy, I don't want to ask that. Is this number an appropriate amount of money to spend on a shopping spree?

• 1:04:55Peyton Hardin?

  It depends, are you asking for us?

• 1:04:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:58Peyton Hardin?

  Are you buying your wife something?

• 1:05:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, how basic's this number?

• 1:05:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying, are you buying your wife something on a shopping spree?

• 1:05:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, let's say it's you and me.

• 1:05:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you.

• 1:05:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's say it's you. Actually, I, I, I know you better than me.

• 1:05:07Peyton Hardin?

  And we're on a spree?

• 1:05:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Not a, um, sure, not a spree.

• 1:05:11Peyton Hardin?

  Couldn't get me out the car for that.

• 1:05:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Couldn't get you out of the car?

• 1:05:14Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:05:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, so, okay, so it's nowhere near high, okay, I think, I think I know what vibe I'm in.

• 1:05:19Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:05:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I know where I'm at, like, I, okay.

• 1:05:21Peyton Hardin?

  If I hugged your wife this many times in a day, would it be appropriate or would it be creepy?

• 1:05:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, knowing y'all's, knowing y'all's relationship, it'd be creepy.

• 1:05:29Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, without our relationship?

• 1:05:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Without your relationship.

• 1:05:31Peyton Hardin?

  Just like, in general, would you be like, alright, bro, too many times, or would you be like, oh, it's fine?

• 1:05:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I love when, when, like, y'all.

• 1:05:37Peyton Hardin?

  You are a cuck. I forgot, you're like, holder, man, kiss her on the neck, man, I forget you're a cuck, dude.

• 1:05:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I just love when my people love each other.

• 1:05:48Peyton Hardin?

  You, dude, you're so much of a cuck that, that even your hotel rooms have that chair. Like, you have the chair in your home and your hotel, my, we had the same hotel room, I didn't have a chair. It's so strange, I meant to bring that up, yeah.

• 1:05:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a fact. Um, yes, it'd be, it'd be a little strange.

• 1:06:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:06:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It'd be a little strange. Alright, last, last one. If me and Sarah had a conversation for this long in minutes.

• 1:06:09Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like you and Sarah doing anything for that exact increment. If you're, if you and my girlfriend are doing anything for that increment, there's a problem, we're having a conversation.

• 1:06:18Peyton Hardin?

  You and my girl should never see that increment, ever.

• 1:06:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 1:06:22Peyton Hardin?

  Ever.

• 1:06:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:06:23Peyton Hardin?

  Ever.

• 1:06:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay, there we go, that's it.

• 1:06:25Peyton Hardin?

  Shouldn't even think about that increment. Shouldn't think about that number with my girlfriend. Don't do it. Don't, do not do it. It's strange, it's weird.

• 1:06:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what it is, dude. I don't know what it is. Alright, go.

• 1:06:37Peyton Hardin?

  If I self-pleasured this many times in a week, would you, would it be concerning, or would it be like, oh, you're just a young man?

• 1:06:47Cameron Kennedy?

  One, you're not that young.

• 1:06:48Peyton Hardin?

  Break it to you, one, you're not that young. Two, um.

• 1:06:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Industry average, I would say no.

• 1:06:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay, I know where I'm at.

• 1:06:59Cameron Kennedy?

  To my heart, I would say yes.

• 1:07:01Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, so I'm above 12. Oh no.

• 1:07:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, you said that that would be concerning.

• 1:07:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I think it's an industry average, average.

• 1:07:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but it was concerning, not, not concern, concerning, no?

• 1:07:13Peyton Hardin?

  I don't really remember what I asked.

• 1:07:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, industry average, they would say no for that many times in a week, I would say yes.

• 1:07:18Peyton Hardin?

  I have my question, I have my, I have my guess.

• 1:07:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, do you want to guess first or me?

• 1:07:21Peyton Hardin?

  I'll guess first.

• 1:07:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:07:23Peyton Hardin?

  My number.

• 1:07:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Go ba- go based off of, break it down, go based off.

• 1:07:26Peyton Hardin?

  I'm going based off, so you said the time that you have coitus, which immediately locked me into sub 5. Right? Then I brought in the hug.

• 1:07:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You did?

• 1:07:37Peyton Hardin?

  That threw me off.

• 1:07:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Hug was a good one.

• 1:07:38Peyton Hardin?

  Because you would love anything above 10 for your wife.

• 1:07:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Get a, get that hunch, man.

• 1:07:44Peyton Hardin?

  Feel her.

• 1:07:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, she's having.

• 1:07:46Peyton Hardin?

  Feel her, she likes when you feel her spine like that when you hug her, feel her spine. Grab her by the neck, do it, whatever you like, I don't care.

• 1:07:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never said that. I just said she's had a bad day, go and give her a hug.

• 1:07:57Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, give her a kiss on the cheek. Um, so like, leave it, leave it, leave it. Do it again, do it again. And, got it. Um, I would say, my guess is 4.

• 1:08:09Cameron Kennedy?

  4?

• 1:08:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:08:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Reveal the number.

• 1:08:12Peyton Hardin?

  8?

• 1:08:13Cameron Kennedy?

  8.

• 1:08:13Peyton Hardin?

  8 times in a week? To self-pleasure, you creep?

• 1:08:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I said no. I said the industry average, all these b****s out there, they'd be like, dude, that's like barely over once a day.

• 1:08:22Peyton Hardin?

  You would want me to hug your wife 8 times in one day?

• 1:08:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I said no to that.

• 1:08:26Peyton Hardin?

  You said yes.

• 1:08:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I said no.

• 1:08:28Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you're not lasting 8 minutes. This is a superpower if you were to go 8 minutes.

• 1:08:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, 8, 8 minutes, like, like, just like insertion?

• 1:08:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:08:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, nah, nevermind.

• 1:08:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I gotta soap myself a bit high on that. Okay, okay. That was, okay, that was a solid guess though.

• 1:08:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, for me, um, I, I, I should not eat this many meals in a day.

• 1:08:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, you shouldn't, but you probably, you've gotten close.

• 1:08:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Eat this many meals in a day, I should never think of me and Sarah in any regard of anything.

• 1:08:57Peyton Hardin?

  If that number, don't, if that number's in your, in your head, don't think about my girlfriend.

• 1:09:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And, okay, and then, what was, uh, there was some, a time one, would I ask a time one? I said, uh, does it take me this many seconds or many, or minutes?

• 1:09:11Peyton Hardin?

  Minutes to tell a story?

• 1:09:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so that right there, I'm thinking, I'm in the, the increment with the girlfriend with Sarah got me, I'm thinking I'm double digits, something.

• 1:09:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, you are.

• 1:09:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh yeah.

• 1:09:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you are.

• 1:09:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Is it like a white joke?

• 1:09:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I don't know how to multiply.

• 1:09:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Like I'm Larry Bird, what is that?

• 1:09:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, and I don't know how to multiply this number with anything. I don't know, it's complicated.

• 1:09:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, hold on, hold on. Any, anything to do with me and Sarah at this increment?

• 1:09:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:09:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You sick.

• 1:09:40Peyton Hardin?

  Is it 69?

• 1:09:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It is. It sure is. You got it right.

• 1:09:49Peyton Hardin?

  I sure was. I was like, they don't even like me talking to Sarah? I said, we've hung out with Sarah a lot. He said, no, nothing of that number and my girlfriend should ever be in your head.

• 1:09:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, don't bring up my girlfriend. That's. You can do one more?

• 1:10:02Peyton Hardin?

  We can do one more.

• 1:10:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Can we do one more?

• 1:10:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:10:07Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:10:54Peyton Hardin?

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  Ooh, I might have lied to you. That might be my personal favorite. Fantastic, and it's highly, highly loved by all of you.

• 1:11:02Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:11:29Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:11:42Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:11:54Peyton Hardin?

  Bye, Koalas.

• 1:11:59Cameron Kennedy?

  The number game, round two. Here we go. Let's play.

• 1:12:02Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm gonna go first.

• 1:12:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:12:04Peyton Hardin?

  Off rip.

• 1:12:06Peyton Hardin?

  Johnson, this long, good thing or bad thing?

• 1:12:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam, you would throw a parade if you woke up with that.

• 1:12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  If you woke, if you woke up and looked down and your meat was that, oh, Cam, you'd probably cry.

• 1:12:19Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay. I'm immediately thinking at least five.

• 1:12:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

• 1:12:25Peyton Hardin?

  It could be anything past two. You're like, dude, it's a good day.

• 1:12:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, God, I'm crying.

• 1:12:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:12:29Cameron Kennedy?

  All right.

• 1:12:29Peyton Hardin?

  If I got

• 1:12:32Peyton Hardin?

  this many dri- if I got this many drinks at a bar, would that be normal for me, or would you have to take me out?

• 1:12:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow. I mean, you're, you're, you're like, you're, I mean, wow, that's crazy accurate. I would say.

• 1:12:46Peyton Hardin?

  Come on, you know me. Come on.

• 1:12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  God almighty, I would say that is very close. Like, you are, you're on that line.

• 1:12:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you are well, you're, you're goodly drunk.

• 1:12:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:57Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're a good drunk.

• 1:12:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not having to carry you out.

• 1:12:59Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so I'm, I'm at least above 11.

• 1:13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're, hey, that's, you're, you're.

• 1:13:04Peyton Hardin?

  I'm above 11, for sure.

• 1:13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:13:06Peyton Hardin?

  Um, okay, your turn.

• 1:13:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. I'm back in your heyday.

• 1:13:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God.

• 1:13:11Cameron Kennedy?

  God bless Sarah. Back in your heyday.

• 1:13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  This many, um, women just, like, almost like roster. I hate to say that, but this many potential candidates at one time, more or less.

• 1:13:29Peyton Hardin?

  What does that mean? Say it in a better way. I don't know what potential candidates at one time means.

• 1:13:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, like, did you have this many girls i- in your roster at one time?

• 1:13:36Peyton Hardin?

  What's, at, at a certain point in my life?

• 1:13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You're snapping these girls.

• 1:13:40Peyton Hardin?

  Talking to them all at one time?

• 1:13:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Like.

• 1:13:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God, that's a good one. No, I think that's, I think it's a little too high.

• 1:13:49Cameron Kennedy?

  This is too high. I flirted with it for sure.

• 1:13:51Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, I've definitely touched that barrier. I've gotten close. It was dark times, man. But, uh, who?

• 1:13:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:13:59Peyton Hardin?

  I was trying to fill a hole.

• 1:14:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Golly.

• 1:14:02Peyton Hardin?

  Literally and figuratively. I mean, it was bad. Um, here we go. That was a dark time.

• 1:14:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, your turn.

• 1:14:08Peyton Hardin?

  If I

• 1:14:11Peyton Hardin?

  you always go if I if I had, if I came to you and told you I wanted this many kids, would you be happy for me or scared for me?

• 1:14:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd call the psychiatrist. I'd say, something's wrong with my friend. I go, my friend has absolutely lost his mind. Someone has drugged him. You need to arrest Sarah. You need to get everyone that's in, you need to go through his phone. No.

• 1:14:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that could be, okay, but knowing me, that could be above two.

• 1:14:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Very true, but no.

• 1:14:38Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, hard no on that.

• 1:14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, the hardest of all those.

• 1:14:41Peyton Hardin?

  Could you have this many kids?

• 1:14:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Oh, my God. Oh, no, no, no, no.

• 1:14:46Peyton Hardin?

  Should anybody have this many kids?

• 1:14:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:14:52Peyton Hardin?

  Uh-uh.

• 1:14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay. From your experience.

• 1:14:55Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  A long distance, like, fling or something, this many FaceTime calls in one day, too many, not enough?

• 1:15:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, in my heyday?

• 1:15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:04Peyton Hardin?

  I get that done before noon. I can get that done before noon.

• 1:15:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. I, I'm.

• 1:15:10Peyton Hardin?

  I can get that done before noon. I love a good FaceTime. Let me see a nipple.

• 1:15:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, just let it bark at me one time. Give me a little, give me a little howl.

• 1:15:21Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm a FaceTime. You just ask you what you're doing and hang up.

• 1:15:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, be like, hey, how's it going? Let me see.

• 1:15:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, have a great shift. Show me that aerial.

• 1:15:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:15:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:15:33Peyton Hardin?

  I, I.

• 1:15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Would it be?

• 1:15:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'm feeling decent.

• 1:15:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Would it be bad to hook up with somebody within this amount of days?

• 1:15:40Peyton Hardin?

  Of what? Knowing they exist on Earth?

• 1:15:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, knowing they exist. Would it be weird?

• 1:15:48Peyton Hardin?

  Last caveat, like.

• 1:15:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Is it you?

• 1:15:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no. Last caveat is like,

• 1:15:55Peyton Hardin?

  like, from finding, from, from seeing them.

• 1:15:58Cameron Kennedy?

  From meeting.

• 1:15:58Peyton Hardin?

  Did you talk?

• 1:15:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. Well, I'm just saying, from meeting them to this day, is it normal?

• 1:16:04Peyton Hardin?

  You're so close. You're accurate. I would say.

• 1:16:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what she said.

• 1:16:07Peyton Hardin?

  I would say, no, it's not, it's not uncommon.

• 1:16:10Cameron Kennedy?

  For you, though?

• 1:16:12Peyton Hardin?

  For me?

• 1:16:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Would it be, like, what?

• 1:16:13Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:16:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You wouldn't do it?

• 1:16:15Peyton Hardin?

  That'd be, no.

• 1:16:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:16:17Peyton Hardin?

  All right.

• 1:16:18Cameron Kennedy?

  So I got.

• 1:16:19Peyton Hardin?

  Two, two more each.

• 1:16:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so I got the, I got the, you've been close with the roster, but not fully. What, what's the one I just said? I forgot. I just asked.

• 1:16:28Peyton Hardin?

  You know, I don't remember.

• 1:16:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, perfect. I'm gonna take you. If I had this many shots.

• 1:16:33Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:16:34Cameron Kennedy?

  This many shots in a club, am I tore up whenever we leave, or am I just like a decent level of drunk?

• 1:16:42Peyton Hardin?

  You're gonna have a strange man unbuttoning your shirt in the front of the club.

• 1:16:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, oh, my God, it's 11. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, I'm, I'm high levels of confident. I'm like in a perfect little mix.

• 1:16:58Peyton Hardin?

  And I said that because he had this many shots one time, and a strange man started unbuttoning his shirt outside of a club, and he allowed it. He was a complete stranger. And I was really like, hey, whatever Cam's into.

• 1:17:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:17:10Peyton Hardin?

  If I had this many partners, if I hooked up with this many people within two months, would you be concerned? Would you be like, oh, it's fine?

• 1:17:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I, personally, right? I love you to death. Personally, I'd be like, wait, let's sit down and talk.

• 1:17:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, let me ask you a different question. Let me ask you a different question.

• 1:17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:17:30Peyton Hardin?

  If Peyton Harden hit this many threes in a game, what would your reaction be?

• 1:17:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy, that is, that is astronomical. That is, that is, that's a godsend. That is, that can't happen. I just witnessed a miracle in real life. I witnessed a miracle. They, go get lottery ticket. Go get a lottery ticket tonight.

• 1:17:50Peyton Hardin?

  If I had this many points in a DreamCon charity basketball game, what would your reaction be?

• 1:17:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy, he decided to play. Oh, my God. Dude, that's my ex-collegiate teammate. He's playing today. Hundred percent. There we go.

• 1:18:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:18:05Cameron Kennedy?

  All right.

• 1:18:05Peyton Hardin?

  I have my guess.

• 1:18:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I have mine. I have mine. I'm gonna go first. I'm gonna go first this time.

• 1:18:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so you said the roster, right?

• 1:18:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, I know my boy. I know my bubba. The roster had me thinking, high singles, low doubles, okay? Somewhere in there, high single-digit, low double-digit.

• 1:18:22Peyton Hardin?

  That's about where I'm at, too.

• 1:18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  The drinks, they're, uh, or, sorry, sorry, sorry, that was yours. The, um.

• 1:18:27Peyton Hardin?

  The inches when you wake up.

• 1:18:28Cameron Kennedy?

  The inches. If I woke up with it, I'd throw a parade, high, high single or double.

• 1:18:33Peyton Hardin?

  High, high single, Cam? You'd wake up with a parade with a high, high single?

• 1:18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  If I woke up with a nine, if I woke up with a nine-inch pecker?

• 1:18:40Peyton Hardin?

  No wonder you're my friend. You're just like, I like to be around it.

• 1:18:45Peyton Hardin?

  I'll never know what it's like, but I want to be around it. That's why whenever you saw it, you freaked out. You're like, it is possible.

• 1:18:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought it was just in the movies. I go, what the is that thing?

• 1:18:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, oh, my God, there's a snake on your feet.

• 1:19:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but it's the same range, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:19:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:19:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Small double.

• 1:19:07Peyton Hardin?

  Sure.

• 1:19:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And then the FaceTime calls. I know, I know how aggressive you are with FaceTime calls when it's a distance.

• 1:19:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:13Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm thinking, final, final number. I want to lock it in at 13.

• 1:19:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's so funny. You guessed 11. You guessed 13. Split the difference.

• 1:19:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding.

• 1:19:31Peyton Hardin?

  It was so close.

• 1:19:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding.

• 1:19:33Peyton Hardin?

  So close.

• 1:19:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding.

• 1:19:34Peyton Hardin?

  So close.

• 1:19:35Cameron Kennedy?

  12, okay.

• 1:19:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so now I'm thinking, I'm really hung up on the shots here. I'm hung up on the amount of shots I would take. Now, I was initially gonna guess nine, but that's, I could survive off nine, but to you, that you think that's crazy.

• 1:19:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You could. You could easily do.

• 1:19:49Peyton Hardin?

  But then I'm bringing into the, this many three-pointers, anything above two, you'd be like, wow, he's, that's great. But then I brought in the points.

• 1:19:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'm thinking low double digits.

• 1:19:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:20:01Peyton Hardin?

  13.

• 1:20:02Cameron Kennedy?

  13, your guess?

• 1:20:03Peyton Hardin?

  13 is my guess.

• 1:20:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Hold on, hold on. So this is absolutely insane.

• 1:20:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I guessed 11, and I guessed 13. It was split the difference. 12.

• 1:20:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You guessed 13. Look at your number.

• 1:20:14Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, we're brothers from a different mother.

• 1:20:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's sick.

• 1:20:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Timeout, a 12-incher?

• 1:20:23Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not far.

• 1:20:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I, stop that.

• 1:20:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not. You don't see?

• 1:20:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, you're.

• 1:20:29Peyton Hardin?

  I've shrunk. I've definitely shrunk.

• 1:20:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, hey, that's 12.

• 1:20:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. No, I'm not, like. Yeah, but in the grand scheme of things?

• 1:20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  If you whip that out, I'm not, I'm no longer your friend. I can't be. You can't be associated with scum like me.

• 1:20:39Peyton Hardin?

  When we stand next, like, we're 6'7". We stand next to a 6'4" guy, we're like, oh, you're close. It's the same thing. I'm 6'4" in this predicament. You know what I mean?

• 1:20:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like 5'11". I'm just kidding. Holy, appreciate you coming back to another.

• 1:20:55Peyton Hardin?

  You had to say Patreon.

• 1:20:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, I was. Thank you for coming back to episode 2131. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma, leave the secret code, the hidden message on every single platform, mother. It's A-S.

• 1:21:11Cameron Kennedy?

  A-S-Y-S. Australia, see you soon.

• 1:21:16Peyton Hardin?

  Australia, see you soon. Tickets available in the description below. We love you. Remember?

• 1:21:31Peyton Hardin?

  When I take one, I'm making it home to Christmas. We'll see you next time. See you on the Patriotto.

• 1:21:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Patriotto.

• 1:21:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, yeah, I promise I'm not close to 12. Can't be.

• 1:21:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I see?

• 1:21:39Peyton Hardin?

  Can't be. Cannot be. Nope. See ya.