Mickey Drips, Paintball and Wedding Anniversaries

Is it acceptable to wear clothing with your face on it? Do people still use handkerchiefs? And who invented Mickey Drips? Plus, this week we realise the importance of reading ahead and discuss how we deal with the grief of losing a member of your pack. Send your questions and thoughts to [email protected] and don’t forget to like and subscribe friend! A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters: 00:00 Intro01:07 Wedding anniversaries03:27 T-shirt role play08:34 Blooper09:18 Pets passing15:19 Mickey Drips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

• 0:14Speaker 00

  Time for an email special of the Wolf For Now podcast.

• 0:18Speaker 01

  Email! Email! Email!

• 0:21Speaker 00

  Here's our first one. Hi, welcome, sorry. Do you want to do the welcome?

• 0:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're doing it.

• 0:26Speaker 00

  I'm always doing like the, I always do the like functional bits, you do the non.

• 0:29Speaker 01

  Hello friend, it's me, Tom Davis, okay the wolf and

• 0:33Speaker 00

  The owl.

• 0:34Speaker 01

  Okay, Romesh Ranganathan and this is a listener email special brought to you by the Wolf For Now. Subscribe friend.

• 0:41Speaker 00

  Really good, actually much better than I would do it, so hold on. Here's our first one. Hi Wolf For Now, my husband and I are avid listeners to your podcast.

• 0:48Speaker 01

  Woo!

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  So much so that my husband even started listening to all of your episodes right from the very beginning last year and he's almost caught up. I listen to your podcast most days when I'm out walking with my six month old baby. Sometimes I think he must think I'm mad on our end and we start laughing in the middle of the street when listening to you guys. As of the 12th of April, it's my husband and I's first wedding anniversary. I was three months pregnant at the wedding, but we didn't tell anybody until afterwards and nobody had a clue.

• 1:12Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:14Speaker 00

  With it being paper for the first wedding gift, I decided to book Ramesh's stand-up for him and I in Newcastle in February next year. I printed the confirmation off which class is being paid.

• 1:22Speaker 01

  Kind of heartbreaking that that's where Newcastle shows are selling so badly and it's a lot closer.

• 1:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think we're gonna have to add another show. Anyway, if you've got any suggestions what I can get for our second wedding anniversary, that would be very much appreciated. Just for context, it's cotton. Peace out you sweet, sweet souls, another fellow owl. We've got another owl in the building.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  Wow, I would say a t-shirt with both their faces.

• 1:45Speaker 00

  Hold on, are you doing Newcastle?

• 1:46Speaker 01

  I am doing Newcastle, yeah, yeah. I mean, that would, yeah, in, in October, November, I believe.

• 1:52Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:53Speaker 00

  And how's it going?

• 1:54Speaker 01

  Well, it sells. Actually sells okay in Newcastle.

• 1:57Speaker 00

  Okay, so why are you?

• 1:57Speaker 01

  It's one of the ones that is actually selling okay.

• 2:02Speaker 00

  Uh, what would you get for, did you do that with this?

• 2:04Speaker 01

  No, no, I didn't.

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  With like the paper and the cotton and all that?

• 2:08Speaker 01

  No.

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  No.

• 2:08Speaker 01

  No, I, we did, I did, we still did gifts, we just had a ten year wedding.

• 2:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't even do the faithful.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 2:16Speaker 01

  Wanger, wanger, um, but if you're gonna go, it's quite a cute thing to do. I, a T-shirt with both their faces on would be nice. Like a sort of T-shirt from the wedding, you know?

• 2:25Speaker 00

  No, what would you do with that?

• 2:26Speaker 01

  Wear it.

• 2:27Speaker 00

  Wear?

• 2:28Speaker 01

  I don't know, wear it out and stuff. I don't think people wear enough T-shirts with their faces on.

• 2:32Speaker 00

  Uh, uh, you, you, I don't think, I think they, if anybody does it, it's too many.

• 2:36Speaker 01

  Really?

• 2:37Speaker 00

  Who the fuck's wearing a T-shirt their own face on?

• 2:39Speaker 01

  I, I think that would be nice.

• 2:40Speaker 00

  Actually, I do wear, I have worn Wolf and Al merchandise.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, but if you wore a T-shirt, right, with, uh, yours, yours and Lisa's vow renewal, that, well, that, that nice picture you got is really stylized.

• 2:50Speaker 00

  That photo of me and Lisa?

• 2:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:52Speaker 00

  On a T-shirt?

• 2:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:53Speaker 00

  Fuck off.

• 2:54Speaker 01

  If you walk past someone and go, oh, hello, quite a good day. I just think actually, we, we wear like stuff with other pictures on and other, and that don't really mean anything to us. And actually having like a picture of someone, you know?

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  No, for, I disagree.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  Well, okay, you turn up somewhere and, you know, so you go from me.

• 3:13Speaker 00

  Tom, if you came to meet me?

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:16Speaker 00

  And you had a pic, you were wearing a T-shirt with you and Catherine and a photo on the front. I would ask you what the fuck is wrong with you?

• 3:22Speaker 01

  Okay, right, let's do something now, right, let's do a little role play, right?

• 3:25Speaker 00

  Okay, fine.

• 3:26Speaker 01

  Okay, uh, who's wearing a T-shirt with a face on?

• 3:29Speaker 00

  Uh, me?

• 3:30Speaker 01

  Okay, you're, right, two, two, what brings, right?

• 3:32Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  All right, where are we? You could design this one.

• 3:35Speaker 00

  Okay, fine, uh, we are meeting, uh, it's a friend's.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:41Speaker 00

  Birthday party.

• 3:42Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:42Speaker 00

  And they want to do some, this is something they've always wanted to do.

• 3:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:46Speaker 00

  They've always wanted to get their mates together to go paintballing.

• 3:48Speaker 01

  Well, okay, cool.

• 3:49Speaker 00

  So we turned up to the woods.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:52Speaker 00

  And it's like the little, you know, the, the area before you go in and you've got to get your equipment.

• 3:56Speaker 01

  The holding zone.

• 3:57Speaker 00

  The holding zone, yeah.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  That's another thing I'd love to do, but I have a big Wolf and Al paint, paintball.

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  No.

• 4:01Speaker 01

  Why?

• 4:02Speaker 00

  I think it'd be awful.

• 4:03Speaker 01

  Really?

• 4:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, us two are the later Wolf and Al fans.

• 4:07Speaker 01

  Yours, I think it's me, you, John, JT and Ben, and they've all got to find us.

• 4:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, and then, so we're not going to invite anybody we actually like.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  And they're hunting us down.

• 4:20Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 4:21Speaker 01

  Uh, okay, cool. Right. So you, so you turn up. We don't, do we don't know each other?

• 4:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, we do know each other.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  Well, okay.

• 4:27Speaker 00

  Okay, or we don't know each other. Let's, let's do it.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 4:30Speaker 00

  So I, I'll be, I don't know. Let's do it based on how you do it. Uh, Dan Smith and you can be Archie Pothelswate or whatever the fuck.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  Okay, cool. Quite a posh guy.

• 4:41Speaker 00

  Pothelswate.

• 4:42Speaker 01

  Okay. Archie Pothelswate.

• 4:44Speaker 00

  Archie, Archie Pothelthwaite.

• 4:45Speaker 01

  What's your name?

• 4:46Speaker 00

  Dan Smith.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  Okay, Dan Smith. So you know Lee from work?

• 4:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 4:50Speaker 01

  Okay, it's Lee's birthday. Um. Oh, good one. Yeah, no, for sure. Yeah, I know. I've known Lee for years. Yeah, I know. His dad used to work for my dad. Oh, hey, man. How are you?

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  Hey, guys. How's it going? It's, uh.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  You've gotta be Dan.

• 5:04Speaker 00

  I am Dan, yeah. Yeah. Well, how, how do you know that? What made you say that?

• 5:08Speaker 01

  Oh, no, I've seen a bit now.

• 5:12Speaker 00

  Okay, can we just, can we just pause? What is going on with you?

• 5:17Speaker 01

  I just find you so funny when you do this.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  I don't know what it is. It just makes me laugh so much in these role plays when you're, you just do these little bits you do. Yeah. I know, it's just, anyway.

• 5:29Speaker 00

  All right.

• 5:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, you, oh my god, you've gotta be Dan.

• 5:32Speaker 00

  Yes, I'm Dan.

• 5:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, Lee's got a picture of you on his desk. It's so cute.

• 5:36Speaker 00

  Lee has?

• 5:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:37Speaker 00

  He's got a picture of me on his desk?

• 5:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, you and the guys. Yeah, you, Brad, Cliff.

• 5:42Speaker 00

  Okay, but I would say that's.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  Well, I know Brad and Cliff.

• 5:45Speaker 00

  Picture of me, isn't it? Oh, I see, yes.

• 5:47Speaker 01

  I've never met you.

• 5:48Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 5:48Speaker 01

  Uh, I'm, you probably heard of me. I'm Archie Pothelswate.

• 5:52Speaker 00

  Well, yes, I've heard of something like that, yeah. So you.

• 5:57Speaker 01

  Cool T-shirt, by the way. Cool T-shirt. Who's that? The pretty lady with you on there?

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  That's, uh, my wife.

• 6:04Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 6:05Speaker 00

  That was when we did a vow renewal to try and convince ourselves that there was still something.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Absolutely stunning. You've done well there. You've done very well there. That's a beautiful lady.

• 6:16Speaker 00

  Are you okay, Archie?

• 6:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, sorry. No, it's just a nice thing. It's a bit of a flex wearing a cool T-shirt like that with a pretty lady on. And you, of course, Dan.

• 6:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, that was a vow renewal.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. It's a hell of a dress. That's a nice dress.

• 6:31Speaker 00

  You're okay, Archie.

• 6:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:33Speaker 00

  Do you know what, I am just gonna, um, before we get ready for the paintball, I'm just gonna go turn this inside out.

• 6:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, you don't wanna get paint on that, uh, that, uh, t-shirt. Um, maybe take it off entirely, um, or I could wear it for you. Have you got copies of that that people could wear?

• 6:49Speaker 00

  No, I don't have copies of it. It's difficult to know now whether you fancy my wife or me.

• 6:53Speaker 01

  Well, no, I just think it's a cool picture.

• 6:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  Oh, maybe I'll get a picture with me and my cousin Martin on.

• 6:59Speaker 00

  Is that who you fuck?

• 7:08Speaker 01

  No, no, no, my, my wife left me three months ago, so Martin's moved in with me.

• 7:13Speaker 00

  It's sad but unexpected.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:16Speaker 01

  So, yeah, cool. I've noticed, by the way, your hair looks so nice in that picture.

• 7:20Speaker 00

  Thanks. Do you not like my hair now?

• 7:21Speaker 01

  Uh, I think it looks better in there. It's quite square now, so.

• 7:26Speaker 00

  Okay, great.

• 7:27Speaker 01

  So, see, it's straight away, it's, yeah.

• 7:29Speaker 00

  Okay, yeah.

• 7:30Speaker 01

  Like a nice.

• 7:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think it's awful. Uh, okay, what should, what should, so you suggested t-shirt.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  Or a cape?

• 7:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, cape's nice.

• 7:37Speaker 01

  A cape too.

• 7:38Speaker 00

  I think, uh, uh, maybe a nice little monogrammed handkerchief.

• 7:42Speaker 01

  What? Who's using that? By the way, handkerchiefs, once you've got bogeys and stuff on it once.

• 7:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, but that's not, uh, uh, nobody's using the handkerchief, are they?

• 7:49Speaker 01

  Well, they're fully, completely obsolete then.

• 7:51Speaker 00

  It's just cool to have one, isn't it?

• 7:52Speaker 01

  Well, how often do you have a handkerchief on you?

• 7:54Speaker 00

  Never.

• 7:55Speaker 01

  Exactly, yeah. It'll get squirreled away to the bottom of a drawer.

• 7:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:58Speaker 01

  In about twenty years' time, you're fucking going through stuff.

• 8:01Speaker 00

  No, you're right.

• 8:02Speaker 01

  You know.

• 8:02Speaker 00

  You're right. Whereas with a, a t-shirt with your picture on, you're gonna wear every day.

• 8:06Speaker 01

  No, even if you don't wear it, you look at it.

• 8:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, you could look at the handkerchief, couldn't you?

• 8:09Speaker 01

  You don't look at a handkerchief.

• 8:10Speaker 00

  No, you're right. I can't with a shit idea. Okay, anyway, good luck, Al.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  Or a pillowcase. Oh, that's the one. Pillowcase.

• 8:16Speaker 00

  Pillowcase is a good idea.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, every day you sleep, yeah.

• 8:19Speaker 00

  Not with your photo on it?

• 8:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:20Speaker 00

  What?

• 8:22Speaker 01

  Yes, pillowcase with your photos on, yeah.

• 8:25Speaker 00

  Monogrammed pillowcase?

• 8:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay.

• 8:27Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 8:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, monogrammed, but that's what I'd say. That's the one.

• 8:30Speaker 00

  Get that.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 8:30Speaker 00

  All right, good luck, Al.

• 8:34Speaker 01

  Dear Wolfenow, I appreciate your wisdom about how to deal with an overwhelming experience of grief.

• 8:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, fucked it, haven't you?

• 8:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay.

• 8:44Speaker 00

  Because what happened there was the sentence is a lot longer than you're anticipating and you've run out of steam.

• 8:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:49Speaker 00

  Try, okay, look, take a deep breath.

• 8:51Speaker 01

  No, it's more actually, I've read ahead now and I need to start doing that because I've actually, Christ.

• 8:56Speaker 00

  Oh, is that what happened? Okay.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  Dear Wolfenow, I'd appreciate your wisdom about how to deal with an overwhelming experience of grief, following the sudden death of our wonderful pet cat, who he learned was not towed by a car earlier this week.

• 9:09Speaker 00

  Okay, can we do this all again because it's made me laugh so much that you were gonna do it.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  Can we put that out?

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• 10:17Speaker 01

  Dear Wolfenow, I appreciate your wisdom about how to deal with an overwhelming experience of grief, following the sudden death of our wonderful pet cat, who he learned was not towed by a car earlier this week. The extreme feeling of grief caught me and my family by surprise and I found myself embarrassed to show my feelings to others and tried to be strong and hide it from my wife and kids. To make matters worse, we were on holiday, so we were expected to be happy and smiling rather than walking around miserable and upset. Is it okay to express these emotions publicly and should I tell the truth if people see me sad and tearful or make something up? If you do have these strategies for coping with these powerful emotions, when generally it feels like fewer people recognise grief over an animal compared with a family

• 10:58Speaker 01

  member and expect you to carry on normally with life soon after. We still feel quite numb and lost and aren't looking forward to going home to a house with no pet to greet us and memories that will bring back the feeling of loss again. Your podcast is one way of cheering us up and its episodes this week have really been a welcome distraction. Many thanks for your thoughts, tearful Kitty.

• 11:18Speaker 00

  Thank you so much for your email.

• 11:22Speaker 01

  I will say, quite honestly, like, the death of a pet is.

• 11:26Speaker 00

  It's big.

• 11:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I didn't anticipate when our dog died.

• 11:29Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  I didn't anticipate or fathom quite how much it ripped.

• 11:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's horrible.

• 11:35Speaker 01

  Me apart. It was absolutely, you know, but and I also alongside that, you do feel like in a weird way, like when you bring that up to people, I think certainly people who haven't got pets, but even people who I don't, because even when people would talk about having a, you know, a pet that passed, to me before, I could never quite get made around how upsetting that would be.

• 11:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  And I think it's, um, yeah, but I also think that you kind of have to be, I, I, I think repressing any kind of emotion or anything you feel is such a, it's such a really, it's quite a dangerous thing to do. I think, I think you kind of have to sit with the feeling and express it.

• 12:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:19Speaker 01

  And I'm not sort of, you know. To your loved ones, to your, you know, the people around. I remember like when my dog died, I just sobbing to my dad, I was so upset. It was a very strange time because Grace had just been born and you're trying to get your head around it all. And um. But I do think it's actually letting out those feelings. It's a thing where the in in in, just in therapy recently where. I I didn't realise how much I've re- I've repressed so much stuff over the last thirty or two years, whatever. And talking to a therapist. I realised quite that is it's almost a default I have. And as much as I'm quite open, I'm quite, I chat about my feelings. A lot, there's a lot I sit with and repress. I don't want to bother other people.

• 12:57Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  So I don't, uh, you know, I don't show a lot of that stuff. And actually, just since talking to Catherine about it and talking to, I'd spoke to you about it and and. Stuff that you well up and you build up, it it can it can come quite a negative. So I think actually just doing that, and I think. Yeah, I I think as well, I think strangely like.

• 13:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, this happening on a holiday where there's an expectation that you've got to be walking around um. In in like, yeah, sort of grinning and and feeling on top of the world on, just because you're on, I think life happens. And I think a lot of people will understand that also, you know. You you don't have to tell everyone why you're upset. The world doesn't have to know. I think you could, like I say, if if. If your families know, you've discussed it with your kids and your wife and you all have a cry together and you're all quite open about how you feel and and. You know, you you you discuss that, then I think that's a that's a good place to be. But I don't think you have to, I don't think anyone, you don't owe anyone the fact that if you're walking around feeling a bit. You know, down and and a bit broken by it, you don't need to have to explain that to everyone. I think it's enough that.

• 14:04Speaker 01

  You explain it to be the people that matter and for the rest of the world, you know, you know, walk a higher path and just don't worry too much about it.

• 14:11Speaker 00

  Uh, typically, thanks for your email. Um, I think it's tightly reasonable to be upset about a pet passing away and and I don't think you should feel. Any kind of guilt or embarrassment about that. I do think it's like, I I've been, without going into details, I've been going through it a bit recently. And then I've also been forced into lots of soc- not forced into, social situations, whatever, because people can come around. It was my birthday recently, so people come around. But I was, I was, I was feeling it a bit. And um.

• 14:40Speaker 00

  When that happens, people, you're expected to kind of, there's like, even if you've got close people around, it's, there's a performative nature to it, you know, and you've got to like be on form or whatever. And so, um, I think it might be easier to sort of say to people, I'm feeling a bit down at the moment. I was, I, I did that to a couple of people. I said, look, I'm struggling a bit. The downside of that is, is that, um, they then keep checking in on you. And actually I think it's a way of like, you know, I, I, if you start to get quiet, they go, you're right, you're right, you're right. And I think, and although that's coming from a good place, sometimes you just wanna be struggling. You know, you just wanna be upset or you're just dealing with being upset or you're not even upset.

• 15:22Speaker 00

  It's just that you haven't got the capacity to be all singing, all dancing.

• 15:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:26Speaker 00

  So it's that thing of like saying to your people that are close to you, coming around or whatever. I'm gonna, I'm feeling a bit down, but please don't worry about me. If I'm quiet, I'm just being quiet because that's where I am right now. And I think it just makes it a bit easier because particularly, if not that I'm particularly, uh, the raconteur of a, of a thing. But people were expecting me to be a bit more ba- I guess bouncier than I was being. And then they're going, are you okay? What's going on? What's going on? And then you just have to go, look, um, I, I, I think I ended up, I actually ended up saying, I'm just, I'm knackered or whatever, just to sort of get, get over it. So I, I, I think it's, I think one, you shouldn't feel guilty at all. And two, uh, just tell people, I think it's fine to tell people.

• 16:09Speaker 00

  You tell somebody if you're feeling ill, why not tell somebody if you're feeling down?

• 16:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:13Speaker 00

  You know?

• 16:15Speaker 00

  Hi Wolf and I, Laughing Hyena here. I mean, we've got to do this quickly. Hi Wolf and I, Laughing Hyena. I'm going to listen to your awesome pod. I can't get enough of your improvs and bands. So I'm currently working back through the archives on a daily basis. Keep it up. I have a question about Mickey drips made famous by the hilarious King Gary series. What's the origin of the phrase? Was it created by the wolf? Was it an existing phrase? Is it possibly rhyming slang? I have a theory that might come from the fact that an alternative way to say taking the piss is taking the Mickey. And so rather than saying piss drips, the phrase comes Mickey drips. Can you inform one way or another to help set an argument with me and the rest of my hyena pack? Cheers, guys. The Laughing Hyena. So in summary, Tom, Mickey drips, who did you rip it off of?

• 16:45Speaker 01

  Uh, do you know who, who told me about it? Or, or I was talking about, shoot, unbelievable. You really are.

• 16:54Speaker 00

  Who's got two thumbs and invented Mickey drips? This guy, no, I'm joking.

• 16:59Speaker 01

  Uh, I was talking about it.

• 17:03Speaker 01

  So the storyline.

• 17:04Speaker 00

  Tom often coughs when he's lying.

• 17:05Speaker 01

  Um, so the storyline had been written, uh, and Camille Caudill, who played my mum in the show.

• 17:12Speaker 00

  Fantastic.

• 17:13Speaker 01

  Who's brilliant. Katie said, oh, you're talking about Mickey drips. And as soon as she said that, it just made us laugh. And yeah, it was like, yeah, that became.

• 17:21Speaker 00

  Where'd she heard it?

• 17:22Speaker 01

  No idea. No idea. She could have well come up with it. She's genuinely one of, I mean, you know, she's the sort of person who sort of that slight afraid of, but yeah.

• 17:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 17:32Speaker 01

  Um, but yeah, so that was, uh, and.

• 17:34Speaker 00

  That's very honest of you. Could have just claimed that, man.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, but that's not my way.

• 17:37Speaker 00

  Type of guy.

• 17:38Speaker 01

  Um, weirdly, I, I will say, by the way, on the subject of Mickey drips, in the last two months, Mickey drips have become worse and worse.

• 17:47Speaker 00

  What, generally or for you?

• 17:49Speaker 01

  Just, no, for me. I'm like, yeah. I had a pair of trousers on the other day and me and Catherine were out for dinner. Uh, nice little romantic meal, beige trousers, trouser, uh, went to toilet, thought everything was secure.

• 18:05Speaker 01

  Rested, uh, my gun back in its holster and it almost like was like someone had left a tap on. It was literally like, I was having to text Catherine.

• 18:14Speaker 00

  You pissed yourself?

• 18:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was, yeah, like I pissed myself. It was like, uh, uh, like a little stream down my leg. I was like, where's that even come? And I was in the.

• 18:23Speaker 00

  Well, come to me, dick. What, what did you do?

• 18:25Speaker 01

  I was in the toilet going, why are you fucking doing this to me?

• 18:27Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 18:27Speaker 01

  Why have you done this? What? And I, I, this is insane. I was like, what a stupid design flaw.

• 18:32Speaker 00

  That's true. I think that's a fair point.

• 18:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, but then, so now I'm having to go and had to bandage my dick after every time I take a piss.

• 18:38Speaker 00

  Hmm. A lot of people do that.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know. I can see why. I never did it. Now I'm doing it. What do you do about yours?

• 18:44Speaker 00

  I don't, um, I finished pissing before I put my dick away.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  No, but.

• 18:47Speaker 00

  Uh, no, I'm joking. I, I.

• 18:49Speaker 01

  I know you've had Mickey drips.

• 18:50Speaker 00

  When?

• 18:51Speaker 01

  Cause I've like touched your lap before, it's been a bit down.

• 18:53Speaker 00

  Oh, no, I, I, I do think it's a, it is a real issue, but I, I, I've, I do the, do you do that?

• 19:00Speaker 01

  What, what?

• 19:00Speaker 00

  You put your finger up your arse on. No, you know, when you, you know, like you do the thing.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  Push the perineum?

• 19:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I've done that. This is always work.

• 19:09Speaker 00

  Well, it doesn't always, you have to really finish pissing.

• 19:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

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  Really finish.

• 19:13Speaker 01

  By the way, I'd finished, I'd shaken.

• 19:15Speaker 00

  Really finish.

• 19:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'd finished.

• 19:16Speaker 00

  No, Tom, really finish.

• 19:18Speaker 01

  I'd finished, given it a little squeeze, done that.

• 19:20Speaker 00

  Fine, then you do the perineum.

• 19:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:22Speaker 00

  Then another shake.

• 19:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:24Speaker 00

  Then the perineum again, one more shake, then away.

• 19:28Speaker 01

  You're standing at your iron or doing that?

• 19:30Speaker 00

  It takes about forty five minutes, but it's worth it.

• 19:33Speaker 01

  Listen, it's, yeah, it's something, I'm now just like, that's it, base slacks are out for me.

• 19:38Speaker 00

  Hmm, it's a shame.

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:40Speaker 00

  Uh, thank you so much for emailing in, uh, we will see you next time. Why did you just kiss the microphone?

• 19:47Speaker 01

  I don't know, I just got carried away.

• 19:50Speaker 00

  Uh, if you want to get in touch, email wolfalpod at gmail dot com. Uh, if anybody can help us with our quest to, we've started talking about putting on a night, haven't we?

• 19:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:59Speaker 00

  Get in touch and let us know.

• 20:01Speaker 01

  And also if you've got any, I know there will be like a Mickey drip zone at the night, so you can go and chill there if you've got Mickey drips.

• 20:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, anybody's got Mickey drips, we're just gonna put a single hand dryer.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  No, get a Dyson, uh, Dyson.

• 20:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, at waist high.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:14Speaker 00

  And you can just come in and dry off if you've Mickey dripped. Uh, take care of yourselves. Peace out.

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  Bye.

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  Okay, bye.

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