Knicks Fever! - Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

Mark and Sam celebrate the Knicks' first championship in 53 years, reliving the Finals run, the citywide madness that followed, and why Jalen Brunson has become the perfect New York sports hero. They swap stories from parade week, break down the Spurs rivalry, debate sports fandom, revisit old comedy memories from the New York club scene, and share recommendations for books, movies, and TV. Plus: Hooters Airlines, rental car nightmares, ice cream hot takes, pet peeves, and why New York has never felt more united. Sponsored by: Fabletics https://fabletics.com/wmbd Shopify Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Hims To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #Knicks #JalenBrunson #NBAFinals #Fabletics #Shopify #Hims #BodegaCatWhiskey #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:06Mark Normand?

  Hey! The Knicks win!

• 0:09Sam Morril?

  What a, what a time to be alive, dude. I mean, that was... 53 years, dude.

• 0:16Mark Normand?

  Unbelievable. I said it, somebody tweeted it, so they're gonna think I stole it, but I said it two weeks ago. It's a good 9/11. The whole city's together, everybody's going nuts.

• 0:26Sam Morril?

  Couldn't you say it's good?

• 0:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 0:28Sam Morril?

  You don't have to bring up 9/11.

• 0:29Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 0:30Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it was, no, you're right. I think the tweet I saw was a reverse 9/11.

• 0:33Mark Normand?

  A reverse, yeah, and I was like, "I should've tweeted it a week ago, but I didn't know they were gonna win."

• 0:37Sam Morril?

  Yeah, no, it was on fire, dude. It was on, I mean, so I guess it was 9/11. But, uh, the city's on fire. It's unbelievable.

• 0:44Mark Normand?

  And we took down two towers. Wemby and the other guy.

• 0:47Sam Morril?

  Really, just, well, Cornet's not a tower.

• 0:49Mark Normand?

  He's 7'1".

• 0:50Sam Morril?

  He's big, but Wemby's the tower.

• 0:52Mark Normand?

  7'4".

• 0:54Sam Morril?

  That's adorable.

• 0:54Mark Normand?

  Hey!

• 0:55Sam Morril?

  I get so many congratulations and, uh, from so many, like, childhood friends hitting me up. So many people like, "I'm so happy you..." Fucking Bill Burr even hit me up. And I sent him back that, and he, and he laughed, and I was like, picturing Burr finding this funny makes me laugh.

• 1:08Mark Normand?

  I love it, I love it.

• 1:08Sam Morril?

  Cause he's such a curmudgeon, but then you can't, you can't resist. It's adorable.

• 1:12Mark Normand?

  It's so cute.

• 1:14Sam Morril?

  And I brought, and I brought some stuff for the studio, if I may.

• 1:16Mark Normand?

  Whoa, is that right?

• 1:18Sam Morril?

  First off, we're gonna have to find some wall space for, uh...

• 1:22Mark Normand?

  You got the post?

• 1:23Sam Morril?

  For this.

• 1:24Mark Normand?

  Whoa, that's a collector's item now.

• 1:26Sam Morril?

  Gonna get wall space for that one?

• 1:28Mark Normand?

  Woo!

• 1:28Sam Morril?

  Need some wall space for this one?

• 1:30Mark Normand?

  Champs. What's that, we see that?

• 1:32Sam Morril?

  Champs.

• 1:32Mark Normand?

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 1:34Sam Morril?

  And... Boom.

• 1:36Mark Normand?

  Whoa! Hey! Whoa, hats for everybody. Wow, I feel like Brunson. Look at that! Woo! Hey, hey, we put out 10 brands too soon.

• 1:52Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 1:53Mark Normand?

  This is on, thank you, thank you dad.

• 1:56Sam Morril?

  This is, I never thought I'd get to buy them, so when you're there, you're like, I want everyone to.

• 2:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah, just think of what the city made alone on merch. My god, it's gonna be through the roof.

• 2:05Sam Morril?

  Dude, it's so cool. It's such a cool time and uh.

• 2:08Mark Normand?

  Huge for the city.

• 2:09Sam Morril?

  I was in shock. I mean, you start to believe. Belief can be scary, because when you're like. Brunson did something to this fanbase where like, we, they thought we overhyped him. And maybe at the time we were.

• 2:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 2:22Sam Morril?

  You know, it got to a point where my buddy Dan Lebatard said, I think you guys would rather lose with Brunson. Than win with someone else. And I said, I think you're right.

• 2:31Mark Normand?

  I think you're right too.

• 2:32Sam Morril?

  Because of the way he carried himself and the way he fucking, thank you.

• 2:35Mark Normand?

  Bodega cat and soda.

• 2:37Sam Morril?

  This looks straight up.

• 2:39Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 2:40Sam Morril?

  Oh, that's good shit though, alright.

• 2:41Mark Normand?

  Hey, mazel, champions. Whee.

• 2:46Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I mean, this is uh, it's on fire, man. Yeah, the way he conducts himself, the way he. Led the team.

• 2:55Mark Normand?

  Oh yeah.

• 2:56Sam Morril?

  This whole team's incredible.

• 2:57Mark Normand?

  He's such a great role model. The dad is right there. He's so humble, no ego. You don't see this kinda shit anymore. This feels very old school and uh, what a captain. Also, he's little, you gotta love that. And just the layers in this thing. Like Ben Stiller's doing a doc, he announced.

• 3:13Sam Morril?

  I can't wait to see it.

• 3:14Mark Normand?

  But there's so many layers, just like the 53 years, the Jewish wife.

• 3:19Sam Morril?

  By the way, every Jew's been like, you know he has a Jewish wife? I'm like, yes, you think I don't know?

• 3:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 3:24Sam Morril?

  Of course I know.

• 3:25Mark Normand?

  Wemby, who's supposed to be the face of the NBA, got fucking snuffed out, that French queef. We took him out. He was a pissy at the end.

• 3:32Sam Morril?

  I've just never seen a French person be rude and arrogant before. I didn't know it was possible, but here we are.

• 3:38Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 3:38Sam Morril?

  New stereotype, I guess.

• 3:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah, the city coming together, the people out on the, on the school buses. I mean, there's so many layers to it.

• 3:46Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I mean, it was, it was a built up.

• 3:49Mark Normand?

  Chalabey.

• 3:50Sam Morril?

  It was a built up nut.

• 3:51Mark Normand?

  It was a, yes, yes. All over the city.

• 3:54Sam Morril?

  We were back, you know the scene in Scary Movie when he finally fucks Anna Faris and he just shoots her out of the ceiling?

• 3:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 4:00Sam Morril?

  That was all of us.

• 4:01Mark Normand?

  That was us.

• 4:01Sam Morril?

  We just all were like, holy shit. So, yeah, I mean, I watched Stav's new pod studio and it's on, uh, between, uh, 6th and 7th. So we just walked down to 7th.

• 4:12Mark Normand?

  Oh, I saw you guys walk out. I was, I was in LA in a green room, the worst, across the country in a green room. And I see you guys go out in the street. He's got the pizza. He went full chunk from Goonies Hawaiian shirt pizza.

• 4:24Sam Morril?

  Well, here's the thing about Stav. So we recreated our outfits from when the Knicks beat, without even coordinating.

• 4:30Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 4:31Sam Morril?

  So when the Knicks beat the Celtics, we wore the exact same thing that we wore to that game, game six last year. Cause that felt so magical. So Stav and I just, by chance, we're like, we just recreated the whole, and he was like, we're both psychos.

• 4:43Mark Normand?

  That's amazing. Love it. I mean, yeah, just seeing you guys out on the street. You could just walk out on the street and there's a party everywhere you go. No matter what neighborhood.

• 4:50Sam Morril?

  This is the moment. This is the final moment. This is right before Wemby.

• 4:58Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow. Don't break your other arm. Holy shit. That's incredible.

• 5:07Sam Morril?

  Filmed by Judd Apatow. That's why it was, that's why it's well filmed.

• 5:09Mark Normand?

  Is that right?

• 5:10Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 5:10Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow.

• 5:11Sam Morril?

  When you're, when you're hanging out with the director, he's always on, the way Salikus is always just snapping photos.

• 5:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 5:16Sam Morril?

  You're like, oh, this is nice.

• 5:17Mark Normand?

  I love it.

• 5:18Sam Morril?

  Uh, yeah, what a special night, man. Uh, and it was lunacy on 7th Avenue. Just complete madness, complete mayhem. Oh, yeah. What else you got? These are great.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  Oh, here it is.

• 5:30Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 5:31Sam Morril?

  Just magic, dude.

• 5:32Mark Normand?

  So cool. You can just go outside and there's a party. What a great feeling.

• 5:35Sam Morril?

  Yeah, New York.

• 5:36Mark Normand?

  And can I just say, what's great about this, the Knicks winning?

• 5:41Sam Morril?

  It's JP and Stav.

• 5:43Mark Normand?

  There you go. Well, what's great about the Knicks winning is no one has ruined it yet. Nothing has been come out about, hey, Jay Brunson actually killed a kid in 1988, or hey, the knickerbock is actually a racist term, or hey, basketball was invented by the Native Americans. We can just have a fun time. Nobody fucked with it, nobody pushed on it, it's just good stuff.

• 6:03Sam Morril?

  It's just good to see a marching America that stands for something nice.

• 6:06Mark Normand?

  Yes, exactly.

• 6:08Sam Morril?

  No racism, no madness, just pure joy.

• 6:11Mark Normand?

  Pure joy.

• 6:12Sam Morril?

  Hugging strangers.

• 6:13Mark Normand?

  I saw one lady try to say something was like, this is all because of capitalism, and everybody went, shut the fuck up, blow me, kill yourself, and I was like, yes, enough, don't ruin it. And then you realize this is how it used to be.

• 6:24Sam Morril?

  There's always gotta be one party, Pooper.

• 6:26Mark Normand?

  I know, I know, so that was nice. Just somebody like, Mom, Donny, and then Trump is there, and Seinfeld, and Chalamet, and DJ Khaled, I mean, there's so many moving parts, Larry David.

• 6:38Sam Morril?

  Oh my god, Josh Hart almost killed him when he missed that layup. Do you see when he like fell?

• 6:41Mark Normand?

  Oh, he did like a full black church, my son's in the casket.

• 6:45Sam Morril?

  That's like the current finale, is Larry's in a coma because Josh Hart misses a fucking layup.

• 6:49Mark Normand?

  That was bad.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  When someone asked Brunson what was the highlight, or what was the moment?

• 6:53Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  And he said, the blown layup. He's like, I'm not just busting his balls either. He was like, that's when I knew we had to pick each other up.

• 7:00Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 7:01Sam Morril?

  That's what a team does, man, yeah.

• 7:03Mark Normand?

  Heavy.

• 7:03Sam Morril?

  What's cool is, they just were all about each other, and then you see the Spurs, and they were just like, you know, we, you know, they didn't give the Knicks any credit. It was poor sportsmanship.

• 7:14Mark Normand?

  Mmm, the good guy won.

• 7:15Sam Morril?

  And the Spurs, like, look, Wemby's gonna win his championship.

• 7:18Mark Normand?

  Sure, sure.

• 7:19Sam Morril?

  He's an incredible player, but never gave, it's funny, it's like all about him training with Shaolin Monks, and it's like, what did you learn there?

• 7:27Mark Normand?

  What is it, Kill Bill? Yeah.

• 7:28Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's like.

• 7:28Mark Normand?

  Is there even a hoop?

• 7:29Sam Morril?

  But isn't there like humility as part of this training?

• 7:32Mark Normand?

  Oh, I see what you're saying.

• 7:33Sam Morril?

  Like, I know you do Kung Fu, but yeah, I guess that's what he learned. He didn't pick up new moves on the court, he learned how to like kick someone in the fucking leg, or throw a head down.

• 7:41Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 7:42Sam Morril?

  You know, it was crazy.

• 7:43Mark Normand?

  He was attacking all these guys, it was crazy. Jump kicked a guy at one point, he threw Brunson down, the guy's dirty.

• 7:49Sam Morril?

  He is dirty.

• 7:50Mark Normand?

  Fuck me.

• 7:50Sam Morril?

  Great player, though. He is a great player.

• 7:52Mark Normand?

  Hell of a player, very tall.

• 7:53Sam Morril?

  And it was good for the NBA. I mean, this, I heard a lot of people say this might have saved the NBA. Like, not that it was like failing, but this is the highest rated finals in forever.

• 8:01Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 8:02Sam Morril?

  Because it's weird that we're all watching the same thing.

• 8:05Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 8:05Sam Morril?

  Especially for a series. Like, the Super Bowl, you're like, alright, that's a given. We're all gonna watch the Super Bowl no matter what. That's an American tradition, but this is a seven game series and we're watching all of it.

• 8:14Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 8:15Sam Morril?

  And it took years off my fucking life, dude.

• 8:17Mark Normand?

  Ah, but yeah.

• 8:18Sam Morril?

  Because once you believe, that's when you're just like scared. You're like, fuck, to come this close and lose it after all this, and how much you love the guys.

• 8:24Mark Normand?

  After all that. But when they get it, when they win it, you get the years back. The years come right back when they win.

• 8:30Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I feel alive.

• 8:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 8:32Sam Morril?

  And you feel the joy in the streets.

• 8:34Mark Normand?

  And Brunson is such a great leader. Like, did you see when OG got caught being high on Good Morning America? He takes it off OG. He's like, oh, ask me a question now. He's such a good friend.

• 8:44Sam Morril?

  Oh, this is hilarious.

• 8:56Mark Normand?

  He goes, I guess I'll answer.

• 8:59Sam Morril?

  Yo. Clearly an edible just hit.

• 9:02Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. He's on the moon. You see Godfrey with Cat?

• 9:07Sam Morril?

  Yeah, that's an old one. That's when he did The Cellar.

• 9:09Mark Normand?

  That's old? Oh, okay. That was great, too. I didn't know he was Dominican.

• 9:12Sam Morril?

  Yeah, so now they gave Cat a bottle of Bodega Cat.

• 9:14Mark Normand?

  What?

• 9:15Sam Morril?

  Gotta do a collab. Gotta do a collab with Cat and we need to get this to Alvarado, because he's a New York kid. He'll appreciate the Bodega Cat.

• 9:21Mark Normand?

  And he drinks. My God, does he drink.

• 9:23Sam Morril?

  I mean, this is like, yeah, that 29-point comeback. You know what the hard part about these games were is like, you kinda knew they'd come back. Like, I did bet on the game when they were down 29.

• 9:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 9:35Sam Morril?

  Because I was like, I got a feeling.

• 9:36Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 9:37Sam Morril?

  Like, the odds are, it's dumb to bet with your heart, but you're like, I got a feeling. Because every game just felt like, like Midnight Express or Shawshank, like a prison movie where you just get the shit kicked out of you for like two hours.

• 9:47Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 9:48Sam Morril?

  And then somehow you escape at the end.

• 9:49Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 9:50Sam Morril?

  So it's like, not enjoyable, but you're like, they find a way to get out.

• 9:53Mark Normand?

  They got out. And it makes it more dramatic when they get out, you know?

• 9:56Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 9:56Mark Normand?

  Because you gotta come out of that hole.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  I saw a statistic that said the Spurs had the lead for 75% of the finals.

• 10:03Mark Normand?

  That's insane.

• 10:04Sam Morril?

  That's what they kept saying. That's what the Cavs said to us. They were like, the, the big joke that went around was the coach was like analytically, we're playing better. And it's like, you got swept, dude.

• 10:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 10:12Sam Morril?

  So the joke was like analytically, it's like, who gives a fuck? It's about winning. So, you know, yeah, you outplayed us a lot of the game, but then the Knicks won in the fourth quarter.

• 10:21Mark Normand?

  Exactly. Yeah. You might've fucked your wife a lot, but I went home with her.

• 10:25Sam Morril?

  Exactly.

• 10:25Mark Normand?

  You know, so it's, it's the results.

• 10:27Sam Morril?

  We apologize to the guy whose wife Mark fucked.

• 10:30Mark Normand?

  It was Wemby's. Yeah. Very cool. Very exciting. Cool to be a part of it.

• 10:36Sam Morril?

  Incredible.

• 10:36Mark Normand?

  And I'm glad you got me on board years ago or whatever. Cause uh, look what it led to.

• 10:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah, man. No, it's uh, it's exhausting. Cause like you just, you see all the teams that came close. Like I love Ewing so much, Spree, Houston, LJ, all those guys, Starks. They all came close and they didn't get it. And it looks like something was healed in them. Like Ewing, when he, when he hugged, when he hugged Kat, I got emotional. There was a

• 11:02Mark Normand?

  Amazing.

• 11:02Sam Morril?

  Thing of them hugging and it's like, oh man.

• 11:04Mark Normand?

  That's sure a few people got beat the shit out of and a guy at Five Guys got a, a waffle fryer thrown at him, but come on.

• 11:13Sam Morril?

  Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet.

• 11:14Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 11:15Sam Morril?

  Yeah. Look at this. Oh, that's beautiful.

• 11:18Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 11:19Sam Morril?

  Yeah, man.

• 11:21Mark Normand?

  Come on.

• 11:21Sam Morril?

  I mean, they just became legends forever.

• 11:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah, completely.

• 11:26Sam Morril?

  So cool, man.

• 11:27Mark Normand?

  And you know, he took the pay cut, Brunson. And now he's gonna make what? 450 mil on the next round?

• 11:33Sam Morril?

  I don't know. I mean, who knows? I mean, maybe he does it again to keep winning, you know? Who knows? I mean, he'll make, he'll make it in endorsements or something.

• 11:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 11:40Sam Morril?

  I, I was thinking like, why is he not the face of the NBA? Everyone's like, well, Wemby's the face. And they're like, alright, but why just give it to him? Like, maybe he should have to take it to be the face.

• 11:48Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 11:49Sam Morril?

  Brunson, he's the underdog story. He's the little guy. He's everybody.

• 11:53Mark Normand?

  Yes, exactly.

• 11:55Sam Morril?

  He's a guy who wasn't handed it. I love it.

• 11:58Mark Normand?

  What do they say? No height, just heart? Or something like that?

• 12:01Sam Morril?

  Man, so many cool things coming out of this. I'm like, yeah, it's, it's, I've never been on my phone so much in my life. Cause I'm just like, things, it hooks you in.

• 12:10Mark Normand?

  Oh, completely.

• 12:11Sam Morril?

  You wanna hook me in, hook me in with Knicks shit. And it's just, you're like, oh, this is ruining. And it's, it's killed my stand-up for a good 10 months.

• 12:17Mark Normand?

  10 months?

• 12:18Sam Morril?

  10 weeks, sorry. Alright, I'm bad anyway. What are you gonna do? No, it killed me for 10 weeks. It's hard to write jokes when you just are filled with joy.

• 12:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah, good point.

• 12:26Sam Morril?

  It really is. When you just, like, jokes really come from being, you know, irritated or, you know. I, I think I write best when I'm irritable and I'm like, ah, this happened, I, you know. Uh, but when you're just like every day, you're like, that was amazing.

• 12:38Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 12:39Sam Morril?

  It's hard to write.

• 12:40Mark Normand?

  Of course, of course. There's a lot going on, a lot to focus on. So, yeah, I'm just glad we were a part of it. Very cool.

• 12:48Sam Morril?

  Pretty cool, man. Yeah, I'm glad I went to game one in San Antonio. That was a fucking trip, dude. Glad I, glad I did it. Totally cool.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  I've got, um, video here. Brunson's two biggest detractors. He looked up with his dad, like, not giving him a moment. Like, this is right after the victory.

• 13:05Mark Normand?

  This is why he's so good, because his dad's constantly humbling him.

• 13:08Sam Morril?

  This is how you, this is how you ra- you want to raise a fucking killer.

• 13:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 13:11Sam Morril?

  Tell him that he sucks, even after he won a championship.

• 13:13Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  He was the number one pick in the draft. And you expected that. You expected him to be.

• 13:18Speaker 04

  He still, I mean, he left. He was. And I'm, I'm, I'm gonna stop the argument, too.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:23Speaker 04

  You know, just, I love my son. Patrick doing the best, Nick.

• 13:28Sam Morril?

  Meanwhile, have you heard about, uh, how LeVar Ball talks about his kids?

• 13:31Mark Normand?

  No.

• 13:31Sam Morril?

  Before they come into the league, he's like, my kid's the best kid of all time.

• 13:34Mark Normand?

  Oh, well, he didn't win a championship.

• 13:36Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he's, he's injured. Well, yeah, because of injuries, so it's not his fault.

• 13:39Mark Normand?

  All right, all right.

• 13:40Sam Morril?

  But it's also like, he could use a hint of that, maybe.

• 13:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:42Sam Morril?

  But also, like, I guess this is how you raise a killer.

• 13:44Mark Normand?

  Also put, I'm sorry.

• 13:46Sam Morril?

  No, I mean, you're on the NBA, you won the finals MVP, you're on the grand stage, and he's like, he's better.

• 13:51Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 13:52Sam Morril?

  It's kind of crazy to say.

• 13:53Mark Normand?

  And put LeVar Ball in the, uh, the list of guys who are named after the thing they did.

• 13:58Sam Morril?

  Oh.

• 13:59Mark Normand?

  Anthony Weiner, Marty Madoff. LeVar Ball. There's other ones, too, I'm forgetting.

• 14:06Sam Morril?

  But LeVar didn't really ball.

• 14:07Mark Normand?

  He didn't?

• 14:08Sam Morril?

  He played, played like college.

• 14:09Mark Normand?

  That's ball.

• 14:10Sam Morril?

  He ball, no, he ball, but he didn't like, his kids are in the pros, though.

• 14:13Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay, okay, I see.

• 14:15Sam Morril?

  Yeah, like, uh, LaMelo and, uh.

• 14:17Mark Normand?

  What are they called, ball?

• 14:18Sam Morril?

  Lonzo, yeah, ball.

• 14:19Mark Normand?

  All right, they're all balls.

• 14:20Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 14:20Mark Normand?

  All balls.

• 14:21Sam Morril?

  Did you say Anne Frank?

• 14:22Speaker 02

  Annephreny.

• 14:22Sam Morril?

  Oh. I was like, Anne Frank, she was Frank.

• 14:25Mark Normand?

  Oh, another one. Rodman's at Philanderer.

• 14:28Sam Morril?

  Philanderer.

• 14:28Mark Normand?

  Put him in there.

• 14:30Sam Morril?

  I think it was Philander.

• 14:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you're close enough.

• 14:33Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 14:33Mark Normand?

  But, we also got a, the best Spurs fan of all time was the guy who beat the shit out of everybody. That guy was like a juggernaut.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  I gotta find it.

• 14:41Mark Normand?

  Unbelievable. Apparently, he went there just to start shit. He's not even a Spurs fan. He's from Philly. This guy's gonna, he's gonna be in a Marvel movie.

• 14:53Mark Normand?

  I think he was supposed to go to the UFC fight. They took a wrong turn. Ended up at the game. Watch, the coolest part about this is the way the people walk out of his way. It's like a Moses splitting the sea.

• 15:05Sam Morril?

  Well, you know, he's either a hardcore Spurs fan or doesn't care at all if you're in a Spurs Rodman jersey. Cause Rodman was barely a Spur.

• 15:13Mark Normand?

  Right. Look at that. Wow. Every once in a while, you get a brave guy who takes, this guy.

• 15:20Sam Morril?

  Mark, brave, hit him behind.

• 15:22Mark Normand?

  And then he's gonna get him now.

• 15:25Mark Normand?

  Look at this guy. Oh shit, Cam Patterson hit him with a right.

• 15:31Mark Normand?

  Oh, see the one guy tried to trip him. I mean, you gotta handle this guy.

• 15:36Sam Morril?

  I don't think we have to handle him. He's a psycho, Mark.

• 15:38Mark Normand?

  He's a psycho, but the skills, the fearlessness.

• 15:42Sam Morril?

  You gotta hand him a fucking Xanax or something. That guy's out of his mind.

• 15:45Mark Normand?

  Oh, well, put this guy in Iran. Just throw him in there. He'll just wipe everybody out.

• 15:53Sam Morril?

  They're like, Mr. Trump, there's a guy in a Rodman jersey. Can you please take him back?

• 15:57Mark Normand?

  Malcolm X man. This guy's unbelievable.

• 16:00Sam Morril?

  Dude, he's, yeah, it's a lot.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  Yeah. This is a nice video I saw. Let me see if I can refresh it.

• 16:05Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow. Is that legal?

• 16:08Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 16:08Mark Normand?

  Oh, look at this. I mean, it's borderline scary. Backflip off the van.

• 16:15Sam Morril?

  Damn, this Jay-Z song is so fucking good, too.

• 16:18Mark Normand?

  What a night. Look at this.

• 16:21Sam Morril?

  Wow.

• 16:22Mark Normand?

  I had to watch this in a green room like a fucking queef.

• 16:24Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 16:26Mark Normand?

  Oh, man.

• 16:28Sam Morril?

  Beautiful shot, too.

• 16:29Mark Normand?

  White, black, everybody's coming together. Puerto Rican. We needed this. The city needed this.

• 16:35Sam Morril?

  It really did.

• 16:37Mark Normand?

  Wow. Amazing. And where were you?

• 16:41Speaker 02

  I had the most New York night of all time. I, in the afternoon, I photographed Gnome, the owner of the Comedy Cellar.

• 16:48Sam Morril?

  Then you jacked off on the subway.

• 16:51Speaker 02

  And then I jacked off on the subway. And I went home and watched the last two quarters with my son at our local deli.

• 16:58Mark Normand?

  Ah, the deli.

• 17:00Sam Morril?

  Love that.

• 17:01Mark Normand?

  Great.

• 17:01Sam Morril?

  Yeah, you have some video of it, don't you?

• 17:03Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 17:04Mark Normand?

  Wow, the deli put up a screen.

• 17:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, two of them. One on each side.

• 17:08Sam Morril?

  I love that I just Byron Allen that in. And I think you have some video.

• 17:14Mark Normand?

  Man, yeah. I live in Fort Greene and they ushered Spike Lee around like the Pope in a car. He came out of the sunroof and the place went nuts.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  And here's my son, I'm not gonna point out which one, but this is the exact moment they won, right? He's counting down, three, two, one.

• 17:35Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow, I got chills.

• 17:37Sam Morril?

  Aw, man.

• 17:38Mark Normand?

  Chills, Jerry.

• 17:39Sam Morril?

  I love it. Aw, I'm gonna be a fan for life.

• 17:42Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  My, I was told, my wife, I was like, "I'm a little worried, like, out there in the crowd, it's like, three hours past his bedtime." And she was like, "This is..."

• 17:52Mark Normand?

  Once in a life.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  Once in a lifetime. She was like, "This is like..."

• 17:55Sam Morril?

  Yeah, she had to explain sports to you? What kind of not a man are you? You're a fucking Mets guy.

• 18:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 18:01Sam Morril?

  You're an 86 Mets, dude.

• 18:03Speaker 02

  I know, that's what she said. She was like, "This is the 86 Mets to him and you can't stop talking about that shit." And that's been 40 years.

• 18:09Mark Normand?

  Good point. I mean, he'll get some sleep.

• 18:11Speaker 02

  He'll be talking about this for 40 years.

• 18:12Mark Normand?

  Unreal. I know people taking their kids out for the parade tomorrow, or Thursday.

• 18:17Sam Morril?

  It's, you know what, it's just, you gotta experience it, you gotta see it, and it's like, yeah, what a fucking run. I mean, I started collecting those once we were like, kinda cruising, so I was like, I kinda got a feeling.

• 18:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 18:31Sam Morril?

  Once we made to the third round, I was like, "I gotta buy every one." And, uh...

• 18:36Mark Normand?

  Two bucks for the post.

• 18:38Sam Morril?

  Not bad.

• 18:38Mark Normand?

  Not bad, that'd be more.

• 18:40Speaker 02

  So they only lost one game in the playoffs and that was?

• 18:42Sam Morril?

  They lost three.

• 18:43Speaker 02

  Three, okay.

• 18:43Sam Morril?

  They lost two to the Atlanta Hawks in round one.

• 18:46Mark Normand?

  That was scary.

• 18:47Sam Morril?

  Down 2-1.

• 18:47Mark Normand?

  I remember that.

• 18:48Sam Morril?

  And then they lost one against the Spurs. They didn't lose to the Cavs or the Sixers. Crazy.

• 18:53Mark Normand?

  Wouldn't they have a 12-win run?

• 18:54Sam Morril?

  Something, 13, I think.

• 18:56Mark Normand?

  13!

• 18:57Speaker 02

  Someone said if you bet $100 on that one game and let it roll over each time, you would have made over $10 million.

• 19:03Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 19:06Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but you gotta know when to walk away. These are such fucking weird hypotheticals.

• 19:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:09Sam Morril?

  You're like, "They're gonna win 13." Just knowing, you're like, but I did, I won a thousand bucks just betting when they were down, cause it was plus... And then I won another 650 from Cousin Sal's podcast, that's like a gambling podcast, so he's like, "Make a bet." And it was, I think when we just beat the Sixers, I was like, "Knicks are going all the way."

• 19:27Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 19:28Sam Morril?

  So, yeah, I got some dough out of it.

• 19:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you sure did, almost two grand.

• 19:32Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 19:32Mark Normand?

  That's how you buy these hats.

• 19:33Sam Morril?

  Yeah, dude.

• 19:35Mark Normand?

  I'm sure these weren't cheap, so thank you.

• 19:36Sam Morril?

  These are, hey, you gotta have this. So we're New Yorkers.

• 19:39Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:40Sam Morril?

  Gotta remember these forever, man.

• 19:41Mark Normand?

  Unbelievable. What a time.

• 19:43Sam Morril?

  What a time to be alive.

• 19:44Mark Normand?

  People are gonna move here from this. I think it's gonna, you're right, it's gonna like prop up the city.

• 19:48Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's, we'll have a moment.

• 19:50Mark Normand?

  And shout out to Mom Don. Say what you will, he cleaned that shit up the next morning. I don't know how he did it.

• 19:56Sam Morril?

  Yeah, that was pretty crazy. I went out there expecting it to just be like chaos.

• 19:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 20:01Sam Morril?

  I felt bad for those people who just like took a wrong turn on the 7th, like they're maybe driving somewhere, forgetting there's a big game tonight.

• 20:07Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 20:08Sam Morril?

  And they pull on the 7th Avenue, I'm like, you're not getting out of here for 10 hours.

• 20:11Mark Normand?

  You're not getting home.

• 20:11Sam Morril?

  And people are gonna be on top of your car.

• 20:13Mark Normand?

  Yep.

• 20:13Sam Morril?

  That car ain't coming out clean.

• 20:15Mark Normand?

  No, no, no, yeah. I wonder, do you sue the city on that one, or do you eat it?

• 20:19Sam Morril?

  I think you gotta eat it.

• 20:20Mark Normand?

  That sucks. How about the World Cup people who showed up and they're like, hey, we are, what the fuck, I'm getting hit with a fireball.

• 20:27Speaker 02

  And then the Puerto Rican Day Parade was the next day.

• 20:29Mark Normand?

  No way.

• 20:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, Sunday.

• 20:31Mark Normand?

  Wow, who had that great tweet, if you're a Knicks fan, gay, and Puerto Rican, this is your, and a soccer fan, this is the best month of your life.

• 20:39Sam Morril?

  Damn. That's fucking crazy.

• 20:41Mark Normand?

  Crazy.

• 20:42Sam Morril?

  You used to have a joke.

• 20:43Mark Normand?

  I had an old joke. I had an old joke about the gay pride parade. My friend's gay and Puerto Rican, and he's like, you know how hard my life is? And I was like, you have the most parades. It's an old joke. Didn't really work outside of New York.

• 20:57Sam Morril?

  That's pretty good.

• 20:58Mark Normand?

  Ah, thanks, thanks.

• 20:58Sam Morril?

  I like it.

• 20:59Mark Normand?

  I was happy with it.

• 21:00Sam Morril?

  Damn, dude, yeah, what a, what a fucking time. I, I got a few recs for you, cause we're doing, you know, it's a sports time, it's a, not just for Knicks fans, I think, you know, I, I got texts from a lot of non-Nicks fans who were like, I'm so happy for the, for, just cause this team is likable.

• 21:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 21:15Sam Morril?

  And you know, Mikal Bridges had made it and, and lost, and OG made it with the Raptors and they won, but he was injured for the whole series.

• 21:22Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 21:22Sam Morril?

  You know, and other than that, I don't think any of these guys had won it, so, and Mike Brown, the coach, has been so close before, but.

• 21:30Mark Normand?

  How great was he on Fallon?

• 21:32Sam Morril?

  Oh, my god.

• 21:32Mark Normand?

  That was adorable.

• 21:33Sam Morril?

  Like a corny dad.

• 21:34Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 21:34Sam Morril?

  I stayed up to watch Fallon. I've never been like, I guess I'm watching Fallon tonight.

• 21:38Mark Normand?

  What is it, 1998?

• 21:39Sam Morril?

  I know, I was like, I, I, yeah, I got home and I was like, I'm gonna watch Fallon. I don't, I don't know if I've ever watched Fallon live.

• 21:45Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I don't know if I have either. That's amazing.

• 21:47Sam Morril?

  But I was like, I gotta see this.

• 21:48Mark Normand?

  Yeah, and good for these guys, they are doing a crazy run of press.

• 21:52Sam Morril?

  Yeah, well, hopefully they have time when this is all over to, to stop by.

• 21:55Mark Normand?

  But now we gotta get Mikal Bridges on just to get him hammered.

• 21:58Sam Morril?

  Dude, that footage, do you have any of that?

• 22:00Mark Normand?

  No.

• 22:00Sam Morril?

  I think I sent you some.

• 22:01Mark Normand?

  I saw you pull it up.

• 22:03Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 22:03Mark Normand?

  Which one was it?

• 22:04Sam Morril?

  Just McHale Bridges shitfaced.

• 22:06Mark Normand?

  He's doing an IG Live and people are asking him questions.

• 22:09Sam Morril?

  Well, he was, shout out to McHale Bridges because he was under so much pressure because for one thing, we traded five first round picks. He was like Leon Rose, the architect of this whole team's final piece. And we traded five first for him, which is an absurd amount. It's a crazy haul, but he just was like, that's the last piece. We could win with this guy.

• 22:27Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 22:27Sam Morril?

  Because we were kind of built to beat the Celtics. OG and McHale are versatile defenders that you kind of can put on Tatum and Brown. That was, I think, the idea behind it and they can both score.

• 22:36Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 22:37Sam Morril?

  You know, so he got a lot of shit, like feeling like we overpaid for him.

• 22:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 22:41Sam Morril?

  Because we got him from the Brooklyn Nets, their arrival and not really, but they're in New York. So they, they gave us a hefty price tag for him, but he's also a Villanova boy with Brunson and, and Josh Hart. So we got him on the team and he was just getting crushed and he also made the finals with the Phoenix Suns. The team that went up 2-0 versus the Yanis Bucks, who then won four straight.

• 23:03Mark Normand?

  Ooh.

• 23:03Sam Morril?

  So when the Knicks were up 2-0, you know, he's like, I'm not fucking, I have shell shock from this shit.

• 23:08Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 23:08Sam Morril?

  I gotta, uh, I gotta close this out. He's constantly under criticism, the most under a microscope of many, any player. So you saw him just like break when they won, he just started crying.

• 23:17Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 23:18Sam Morril?

  Beautiful moment for him. And then he went on IG Live and was just fucking lit up.

• 23:22Mark Normand?

  So drank a cup of whiskey in his hand, too.

• 23:25Sam Morril?

  Because you know, these guys must not drink a lot.

• 23:27Mark Normand?

  No, of course they gotta be prepared.

• 23:30Sam Morril?

  Yeah. Do you have the, the McHale Bridges IG Live? This isn't it. No, he's like faced the camera on this shit.

• 23:35Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

• 23:37Sam Morril?

  It's wild. Yeah, it's not gonna be in this shit.

• 23:39Mark Normand?

  No, no, it's not on SportsCenter for sure.

• 23:41Sam Morril?

  Google McHale Bridges IG Live.

• 23:43Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:44Sam Morril?

  I definitely text you. I text you one of them, I think.

• 23:46Mark Normand?

  You did? I saw it in there.

• 23:47Sam Morril?

  Yeah, Peter, scroll, is that what you scroll up?

• 23:50Mark Normand?

  Is it for this, for your thing?

• 23:51Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 23:51Mark Normand?

  There we go.

• 23:52Sam Morril?

  It's in one of them. Scroll up. There it is. There it is. Look at that face glazed over.

• 23:57Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:57Sam Morril?

  It's like me FaceTiming one of my exes back in the day.

• 24:01Mark Normand?

  His hat's crooked.

• 24:11Mark Normand?

  Pour me up a shot, please.

• 24:14Mark Normand?

  Pour me another shot, please.

• 24:17Sam Morril?

  F them picks, be nice, man.

• 24:21Mark Normand?

  He said, "F them picks."

• 24:25Speaker 02

  Can we talk about Wemby's villain arc real quick?

• 24:27Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  He was, you said, "The face of the league."

• 24:30Mark Normand?

  They wanted him to be, for sure.

• 24:32Sam Morril?

  And, look, he still will be, but, yeah, it's, you know, it's good for sports to have villains, dude.

• 24:36Mark Normand?

  Of course. And the refs are the villains too, by the way. Fuck them. Right in the ass.

• 24:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah, they were rough, dude.

• 24:43Mark Normand?

  They were rough.

• 24:44Sam Morril?

  But, uh, yeah, Wemby, villain of the league, but, you know, I, I... The no shaking hands after the game.

• 24:52Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 24:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:54Sam Morril?

  What do you think?

• 24:55Mark Normand?

  Real bad, and then he goes, uh, what'd he say? Like, "Hey, good game, never see y'all again," or something like that.

• 25:01Sam Morril?

  See ya never. Yeah, that was the lamest shit ever. That's like a fucking 11-year-old.

• 25:04Mark Normand?

  Yeah, taking your ball.

• 25:05Sam Morril?

  Yeah, or not.

• 25:06Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 25:08Sam Morril?

  Sorry.

• 25:10Mark Normand?

  Somebody had that great, uh, side-by-side of him walking out, and it says, "What he look, what he thinks he looks like," and then what we think he looks like, and it showed the scene in Friday where the guy gets his bike stolen and he runs to the car pouting. Oh, it was a great side-by-side.

• 25:24Sam Morril?

  It's crazy. I mean, uh, yeah, I guess that was the whole thing, is like, the bad boy Pistons were really trashed for not shaking Jordan's hand when he finally beat him. And, you know, I'll say this about him, he's young as hell. Like, he's got...

• 25:38Mark Normand?

  Yes, 22.

• 25:39Sam Morril?

  So he's getting, he's under such a microscope since he was, you know, forever, but, yeah, it's just like, you're supposed to shake hands.

• 25:45Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 25:46Sam Morril?

  After a battle, but then there's that clip of Brunson everyone toasting going, "Fuck Wemby."

• 25:51Mark Normand?

  Yes, that was great.

• 25:52Sam Morril?

  I wonder if Jalen's not happy that made it out.

• 25:54Mark Normand?

  Well, he earned it. I mean, he got thrown around, he was so nice the whole time, so considerate, so professional. That's his one... He did it after he won. I thought that was the way to do it.

• 26:04Sam Morril?

  Well, one of the games I was at, I saw him, you could tell he really didn't like Wemby.

• 26:08Mark Normand?

  Mmm.

• 26:09Sam Morril?

  And we hit, he hit a three, he got right in his face and gave him like one of these, like right, right at him. He usually does it to the crowd, he did it right at him, and I was like, "Oh, shit."

• 26:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 26:16Sam Morril?

  And that last play, the one that was like the iconic one, where he kinda, he kinda... Gives him like a little elbow to the liver. He's just so crafty. He knows how to get away. He's just such a vet that he kind of takes him one on one and we're like, what the fuck? He's taking on a seven, five guy, hits him in the liver and then kind of throws him off balance and throws it up. And just out of his reach, that one, that's when I was like, oh, they can't stop him. Forty five in game seven.

• 26:39Mark Normand?

  Unbelievable.

• 26:40Sam Morril?

  Only other guy to do that in the closeout game, or game five, sorry. The only guy to do that in the closeout game is fucking MJ.

• 26:45Mark Normand?

  Exactly. He's got the MJ stats and it's all just such poetry, the tall, the little, the dick, the, the professional, the asshole. It's so good. The foreigner, the New York guy. It's great. I love it.

• 26:57Sam Morril?

  The, the international thing does add in that one.

• 26:59Mark Normand?

  Of course.

• 27:00Sam Morril?

  The cocky Frenchman. There's a little Rocky IV shit in this.

• 27:03Mark Normand?

  Oh, a hundred percent. That's what I'm saying.

• 27:05Sam Morril?

  Foreigner.

• 27:06Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 27:06Sam Morril?

  USA.

• 27:07Mark Normand?

  I tweeted, uh, Wemby proves it's okay to be prejudiced towards the French. Nobody cares. We're like, yeah, bring it on. We've always hated these frogs. I'm half French.

• 27:18Mark Normand?

  But yeah, crazy, crazy stuff. Oh, there was one thing I wanted to say that you just, uh, well, professional, the, uh, fuck Wemby. Uh, can't remember. But, uh, well, what a, what a great role model for the kids.

• 27:31Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he really is.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  Switching it up a little bit.

• 27:34Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  I saw a clip of Mark's from like fifteen years ago.

• 27:38Mark Normand?

  Oh, what are you doing to me?

• 27:39Speaker 02

  It was a set. Where was that set? I sent it.

• 27:41Mark Normand?

  Carolines.

• 27:42Speaker 02

  Set of Carolines.

• 27:43Sam Morril?

  Oh, I think I know this set.

• 27:44Mark Normand?

  I don't know. Why are you bringing this up?

• 27:46Speaker 02

  I'm just changing it.

• 27:47Mark Normand?

  All right, all right.

• 27:49Sam Morril?

  Why? You pulling it up or something?

• 27:50Speaker 02

  Oh, I could, but I'd keep being embarrassed. Anyway, I was impressed.

• 27:53Sam Morril?

  I bet his jokes are still good.

• 27:54Speaker 02

  The jokes are still good.

• 27:55Sam Morril?

  Yeah. No, I mean, like, I remember we were hanging out a lot then and bouncing jokes all the time. And I remember like, you know, Mark, he had like an old comic set that was really tight. I think he was wearing like a green polo or something.

• 28:06Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I remember that.

• 28:07Sam Morril?

  I remember the, uh, the first Conan Mark did. Cause you, you know, you remember the, the little milestones you hit with your buddies.

• 28:13Mark Normand?

  Right, right. Well, the jokes had to be go back then because we were nobodies and you had to prove yourself constantly.

• 28:18Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  And I noticed how clean the set was. There was not one.

• 28:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. It used to be pretty clean.

• 28:24Speaker 02

  And I was like, oh, it's, I mean, that's not night and day, but like.

• 28:27Sam Morril?

  There were guys in the city back then who just were not like killer comics, but they were just working because they were clean.

• 28:32Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 28:33Sam Morril?

  If you're clean, you can get corporates, you can work.

• 28:36Mark Normand?

  Completely.

• 28:36Sam Morril?

  So it was like, that was a whole thing. There was like a whole crop of people were like, we don't curse.

• 28:40Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 28:40Sam Morril?

  And I was just like, I'm never gonna, I never even try. So like, it's not gonna work. It's just not who I am, but.

• 28:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 28:47Sam Morril?

  I respect, I respect it. Like if you're able to, you're handicapping yourself.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  So what was your goal then? Because 2015, there was no real.

• 28:55Mark Normand?

  Just not having a day job.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  There was no, not have a day job.

• 28:58Mark Normand?

  Not have a day job was the goal. Just do comedy for a living.

• 29:00Sam Morril?

  And go on the road and get good.

• 29:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, go, go on the road, get good.

• 29:03Sam Morril?

  Be like a real comic. Be like a, yeah, and just do hours again and again.

• 29:08Mark Normand?

  Yeah, have specials.

• 29:09Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but it was funny because I think comedy's changed so much. Like we were talking about Mark and I, I feel like all of our heroes were kinda broke.

• 29:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 29:19Sam Morril?

  Like not broke, but not like, not like well, we were like, oh, that we, comedy wasn't, you couldn't really make a good living back then. I, I think like a lot of agents figured out how to get guys on the road and get better deals for everybody.

• 29:32Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 29:32Sam Morril?

  But like, yeah, this was gonna be it regardless of what it was. I think we were just like, this is our, this is gonna be our life.

• 29:38Mark Normand?

  This is it.

• 29:39Sam Morril?

  We loved it. We really loved it.

• 29:40Mark Normand?

  We really loved it. I mean, we still do, but back then you had to love it because there was no internet really. There was internet, but you know what I mean? It wasn't, internet has changed comedy. It opened it up so much to arenas and podcasts and clips.

• 29:53Sam Morril?

  We didn't have to do podcasts. That was the bigger thing. Like we didn't, you were just kind of a hermit during the day. And you just could really work on your comedy.

• 30:00Mark Normand?

  Totally, totally.

• 30:01Sam Morril?

  But, uh.

• 30:02Mark Normand?

  Well, I was 27, so I'm 42 now. So you do the math.

• 30:06Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 30:07Mark Normand?

  That's Ben Roy, Denver guy, really funny.

• 30:09Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he's a murderer.

• 30:12Mark Normand?

  I don't even know what show this is. Oh God, this is embarrassing. I remember I hooked up with a girl after this. That's a, that was a good set.

• 30:21Mark Normand?

  All right, all right. What are we doing? Come on, I can't handle it. This is excruciating.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  Well, at one point you say, I still have a day job. I'm a janitor.

• 30:29Mark Normand?

  Yes, that was a big bit of mine, the janitor.

• 30:31Sam Morril?

  That was a great bit.

• 30:32Mark Normand?

  Thank you, thank you.

• 30:33Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I'm right here.

• 30:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 30:34Sam Morril?

  I'm the sign.

• 30:35Mark Normand?

  Put a sign down when you're mopping. True story, the guy slipped and yelled at me.

• 30:38Sam Morril?

  It's a different joke, but it's a good version of Chris Rock's, I worked at McDonald's joke.

• 30:42Mark Normand?

  What's that one?

• 30:42Sam Morril?

  Where he goes, they go, uh.

• 30:46Sam Morril?

  He goes, uh, how you doing? He goes, you know how the fuck I'm doing. I'm working at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what it means when you make minimum wage? It means if I could pay you less, I would.

• 30:55Mark Normand?

  That's it.

• 30:56Sam Morril?

  But it's against the law.

• 30:57Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 30:58Sam Morril?

  Gotta throw the Chris Rock delivery in there, but yeah, that was a great, that was like, that was on his, Chris Rock's first album, Born Suspect. I remember hearing that bit like, oh shit, that's a great bit.

• 31:06Mark Normand?

  A lot of great jokes on that. A lot of like, he has, he's like this ghetto kinda, not ghetto, but he's like this street black guy from Brooklyn. But he has this wisdom in all the jokes.

• 31:16Sam Morril?

  Yeah, no, he was, he always had, he always had it, you know, but, uh, I remember those years, man. I mean, I was, uh, cause you know, I, I was doing my recs and I was like, the recs I had cause of this week were all sports related. They're all like fan books, so, A Fan's Notes by Frederick Exley.

• 31:34Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 31:35Sam Morril?

  Which is about, it's one of the best books you'll ever read.

• 31:37Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 31:37Sam Morril?

  He's a complete alcoholic.

• 31:39Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 31:39Sam Morril?

  He's a diehard Giants fan.

• 31:40Mark Normand?

  What?

• 31:41Sam Morril?

  It's, you're gonna have to look up a lot of words if you read this. He's a brilliant writer.

• 31:44Mark Normand?

  Big vocab?

• 31:45Sam Morril?

  Insane. But, uh, Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes, high, high rec. Same goes for our buddy Scott Robb, who wrote The Whorvacron.

• 31:52Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 31:53Sam Morril?

  About LeBron. And same goes to my buddy Joel Wachowski, who just wrote, uh, Honolulu Blues about being a diehard Lions fan. But these are obviously about more than just being a fan. They're about like, you know, uh, they're about these people's struggles, whatever their struggles might be, you know, so. In, in all case, I think, all three cases, addiction of different kinds.

• 32:13Mark Normand?

  Oh, nice.

• 32:14Sam Morril?

  Alcoholism in, in Scott's, I think, eating, you know, eating too much.

• 32:18Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 32:18Sam Morril?

  And then in this one, uh, in Joel's is, you know, he's had a lot of problems, you know?

• 32:23Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:23Sam Morril?

  But he's very, very open about it and, uh, all three, you should check out all three.

• 32:27Mark Normand?

  And we're throwing books out. I think Sam Talent wrote a new book.

• 32:30Sam Morril?

  Whoa, it's out already?

• 32:31Mark Normand?

  I believe it's out. I think it's called Brut.

• 32:33Sam Morril?

  Off to check it out.

• 32:33Mark Normand?

  B R U T.

• 32:35Sam Morril?

  His first one was great.

• 32:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah. There it is.

• 32:37Sam Morril?

  Whoa, okay.

• 32:39Mark Normand?

  So there you go. Get, get Sam Talent's book.

• 32:42Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 32:43Mark Normand?

  I don't know anything about it.

• 32:43Sam Morril?

  Love the cover art.

• 32:44Mark Normand?

  Look at that. Great cover. Very, uh, Russian communism.

• 32:47Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 32:48Speaker 02

  So you read a lot, Sam. Where are you reading?

• 32:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah, where are you reading?

• 32:51Sam Morril?

  In bed or like on a, on a.

• 32:53Mark Normand?

  Flight, toilet?

• 32:54Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's some toilet reading. I like, uh, oh, and I, I wanna throw in, fuck, there was something I was gonna say about. Oh, in Joel's book, he's talking about like, it just made me think what Mark was saying. That's what made me, in Joel's book, he talks about like how the goal was like to get on Cabin. Which was an old bar show.

• 33:13Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 33:14Sam Morril?

  Goal, you used to set like little goals for yourself when you're a young comic, like, you know, may- maybe you get like, I remember Mark did like John Oliver's show on Central.

• 33:21Mark Normand?

  Oh, huge.

• 33:22Sam Morril?

  Or, you know, you do like, uh.

• 33:23Mark Normand?

  I did, hugged me.

• 33:24Sam Morril?

  He what?

• 33:25Mark Normand?

  I remember my dad hugged me when I got it.

• 33:26Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 33:26Mark Normand?

  It was a big deal, he's on a hugger.

• 33:28Sam Morril?

  And then, uh, you know, Cabin was a big bar show run by our friend Sean Patton.

• 33:32Mark Normand?

  Huge.

• 33:32Sam Morril?

  And you, everyone wanted to get on Cabin.

• 33:34Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 33:35Sam Morril?

  But then like, it's one of those weird things where you get on and you're like, well now what?

• 33:38Mark Normand?

  I know, I know.

• 33:40Sam Morril?

  You set these goals and you're like, well now what do I do? So, you know, late night sets were, were a goal back then. I know they're not what they used to be.

• 33:47Mark Normand?

  Totally, totally. I remember one time, this is how cheesy and romantic this all was. My buddy Zach Sims, we moved up from New Orleans together.

• 33:54Sam Morril?

  I knew Zach from open mics in New Orleans.

• 33:56Mark Normand?

  Yeah, super young guy, funny guy, like funny out of the gate, one of these guys, just had it. And he went up before, at Cabin, they threw him on as a goof because he knew Sean Patton. Not a goof, but they're like, here you go buddy. And he went up and he had a great set and then Jim Gaffigan went on after him. And we were like, oh my god, you went on before Jim Gaffigan, we're going nuts. And Sam goes, I mean, sorry, Sean goes, uh, tell me dreams don't come true. And we're all high fiving, doing shots, all because he went on before Gaffigan. That was it. Now I see Gavin, I'm like, hey, what's up Jim? But back then, the fact that he did that was like, it was like the Knicks winning. It was insane.

• 34:29Sam Morril?

  You, you were adjacent to some, someone super talented.

• 34:33Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:34Sam Morril?

  It's like having a small role in a movie.

• 34:35Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes, exactly.

• 34:37Sam Morril?

  You're like, holy shit, Downey Jr.

• 34:38Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 34:39Sam Morril?

  But it's that, that's that thing where you're like, oh my god, yeah, I know, I felt the same way when, you know, especially when I was like open for someone and it didn't mean anything a lot of the time. It just meant you work with them for a weekend, but you're like, okay, let me see what I could pick up.

• 34:50Mark Normand?

  I remember you texted me, I'm opening for Burt Kreischer. And then like, uh, six hours later, you sent me a photo of you both shirtless, like. You know, that was a big deal.

• 34:58Sam Morril?

  That's because Nikki Glaser couldn't do it, she had to, she was opening for Burt a lot. And she had to drop out and she goes, would you want to open for my friend Burt Kreischer? And I was like, sure.

• 35:06Mark Normand?

  Hell yeah.

• 35:07Sam Morril?

  I was like, it's work, this is crazy.

• 35:08Mark Normand?

  Is that Sacramento?

• 35:09Sam Morril?

  Hartford Funnybo.

• 35:10Mark Normand?

  Hartford Funnybo, wow.

• 35:11Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 35:12Mark Normand?

  Way off, damn.

• 35:13Sam Morril?

  I mean, think about how much our lives have changed, like.

• 35:16Mark Normand?

  I'm going to Hartford.

• 35:17Sam Morril?

  I can't believe it.

• 35:18Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 35:19Sam Morril?

  You know what we did? We fucking watched a Knicks game at Hooters.

• 35:22Mark Normand?

  I know you got four seats. Look at that.

• 35:25Sam Morril?

  We watched the Knicks game. I was like, I was telling Bert how big a Knicks fan I am and uh.

• 35:29Mark Normand?

  Why didn't you find that photo?

• 35:30Sam Morril?

  During the day, it was, we watched, it was when they just got JR Smith and I remember I was so excited. I was like, this guy's really good. And Bert was like, oh, sweet.

• 35:39Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow.

• 35:39Sam Morril?

  So we, I remember watching that with him, but uh.

• 35:41Mark Normand?

  I mean, Caroline's too opened the door. We got to open for crazy people at Caroline's. That was a big deal, too.

• 35:47Sam Morril?

  That Caroline's, RIP Caroline's, because that was uh, that club was so good to us, you know?

• 35:51Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 35:52Sam Morril?

  Uh, I mean, it's funny you say a club was good to us. It good, every club was good and bad.

• 35:58Mark Normand?

  Sure, sure.

• 35:59Sam Morril?

  All the great stuff they do, then you'd also do like a prom show at 3 a.m. And they'd kill you off at 20 and you're like.

• 36:04Mark Normand?

  That's it?

• 36:04Sam Morril?

  Yeah. I'm not sleeping tonight. What the hell is going on? But uh, you know, they give you a free meal, which was huge back then.

• 36:11Mark Normand?

  Huge, chicken parm.

• 36:12Sam Morril?

  That chicken parm with a block of cheese on it.

• 36:14Mark Normand?

  Oh, I loved every minute of it.

• 36:15Sam Morril?

  And the, and the free booze, which we thought was great, probably set us back a little bit.

• 36:19Mark Normand?

  Probably.

• 36:20Sam Morril?

  We were like, we're like, we gotta, we gotta take advantage of this. We're not gonna just pounding old fashions all night.

• 36:24Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. I have a photo of me and Che at the Christmas party, like.

• 36:27Sam Morril?

  Oh, dude.

• 36:28Mark Normand?

  We both look like cavemen. It's great. We're so smushed.

• 36:31Sam Morril?

  I remember, yeah, Che uh, Che went to a couple of road games. He texts me after I went to game one, he goes, you going to game two? I said, I can. He goes, he goes, well, I'm going. He goes, you inspired me to go.

• 36:42Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 36:43Sam Morril?

  I was like, oh, that's a nice texting from him. And he, he wrote an emotional text, just like we did it, like after.

• 36:48Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 36:48Sam Morril?

  It's like every New Yorker felt like, it's like a one moment to be vulnerable.

• 36:52Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 36:53Sam Morril?

  One moment you're like, I saw a lot of grown men crying. I was like, yeah, you're allowed, you're allowed. You earned it.

• 36:58Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:59Sam Morril?

  It's nice to see someone crying in New York for a good reason.

• 37:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Good point, good point.

• 37:03Sam Morril?

  How often do you see someone on the street just crying? You're like, ugh.

• 37:05Mark Normand?

  Oh, of course. Yeah, Che had a really emotional Instagram slide, you know, where he's like, I love seeing this and I love seeing that. And it was all these New York kind of cliches, really great, great Instagram posts.

• 37:17Sam Morril?

  So many great moments, but uh, yeah, I remember doing a weekend with Che. He and I opened for Jim Jefferies.

• 37:23Mark Normand?

  Yes, I was there.

• 37:24Sam Morril?

  Oh, man, that was one of the most fun weekends. Ever just getting lit up with those guys.

• 37:29Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was crazy. I went to hang. Imagine doing that now. Like, oh, you're opening for somebody? I'll go hang with you.

• 37:34Sam Morril?

  That's how it was.

• 37:35Mark Normand?

  That's how it was.

• 37:35Sam Morril?

  I remember Mark was like more in the alt scene. So I was like, dude, like come to the comic show. We can drink for free here.

• 37:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 37:41Sam Morril?

  That's what it was. You found out where to drink for free.

• 37:43Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 37:44Sam Morril?

  And we thought we were like beating the system, not realizing like, no, you shouldn't be drinking this much.

• 37:48Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 37:49Sam Morril?

  But we were young enough. We could bounce back.

• 37:51Mark Normand?

  True, but we thought of it as stocking up. I don't know when I'll get a free drink again. So I gotta drink 800 cocktails.

• 37:56Sam Morril?

  True. And, and yeah, free cocktail, like free beers, one thing, free cocktails.

• 38:00Mark Normand?

  Forget about it.

• 38:01Sam Morril?

  Fucking epic.

• 38:02Mark Normand?

  But that was the thing about drinking back then. If somebody handed you a beer, you drank it. If somebody handed you a wine, you drank it. Somebody handed you an old fashioned, you drank it. You just drank anything.

• 38:09Sam Morril?

  And those nights were important because, you know, you kind of had to hang out.

• 38:14Mark Normand?

  Yes, true.

• 38:15Sam Morril?

  That's how you kind of got to know everybody and.

• 38:18Mark Normand?

  Those days are over.

• 38:18Sam Morril?

  I don't, well, I don't know what it's like for young people or young comics coming up now. Yeah, but I felt like we really like, I have bonds with people that, you know. I always think of that show Justified, you know, when they, where he says, we dug coal together.

• 38:33Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 38:33Sam Morril?

  That was like the early days of.

• 38:35Mark Normand?

  Sure, the trenches.

• 38:36Sam Morril?

  It was the early days of comedy where you're just like, oh, man, I remember getting fucked up with that guy and like. Well, always feel like a lot of people just go at each other's throats now on social media. I'm like, oh, maybe they didn't have those times.

• 38:46Mark Normand?

  They never did.

• 38:47Sam Morril?

  That I don't know.

• 38:49Mark Normand?

  Exactly, exactly. It really, it really helped. And also as a young guy from the South going to New York, it was such a community you could slip into. Now it's all how many followers, how many retweets, how many shares, how many posts, how many views.

• 39:02Sam Morril?

  Brought back some of that. This win brought back some of that like communal joy. Everyone in the streets partying. I mean, maybe that's why it was so special because I feel like you don't see that as much.

• 39:11Mark Normand?

  Definitely.

• 39:11Sam Morril?

  You don't see the people, especially, I mean, I can't remember, I don't think I've ever seen the city like that.

• 39:16Mark Normand?

  No.

• 39:17Speaker 02

  When was the last time you experienced joy with?

• 39:19Mark Normand?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 39:20Sam Morril?

  About something that's so kind of like wholesome, like it's basketball. It's just, it's just a game. It's just a nice thing.

• 39:26Mark Normand?

  It's a nice thing and nobody ruined it.

• 39:27Sam Morril?

  The Giants parade was pretty special. When they beat the Patriots, that was pretty cool. But uh, but this was like, basketball is, it's different. It's just different in New York.

• 39:35Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 39:35Sam Morril?

  And I know I've repeated myself a hundred fucking times, so I apologize. I'm a little brain dead from this.

• 39:39Mark Normand?

  No, no. It's every race, every man.

• 39:41Sam Morril?

  Hold on, this will help.

• 39:43Mark Normand?

  Yeah. There was just no, uh, it was all unity. There was no dividing for once in 10 seconds.

• 39:48Speaker 02

  To that point, when the Yankees win, Mets fans are mad and when the Mets.

• 39:51Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 39:52Speaker 02

  And Giants and Jets, but like.

• 39:54Sam Morril?

  And there are no Nets fans, so everyone's happy.

• 39:57Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 39:58Speaker 02

  There's no one, even in all of Brooklyn, they're happy for the Knicks.

• 40:01Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 40:02Speaker 02

  They're not like, oh, the, you know, the Nets were my team and I have to stand by. It's like, no, no, no.

• 40:06Mark Normand?

  No, no, no. It's for New York.

• 40:08Sam Morril?

  Well, the funny thing is like, you know, when the Nets made, sorry to go back to basketball again, but when the Nets made the move to like, there were all these memes, the Knicks are gonna get Zion, Kyrie and KD. That's what we're gonna get. And it's like, you know, that was the quick fix. That's how we compete. And that was kinda like the Knicks way for a while is getting, not that those guys are washed up, like KD and Kyrie were still great at that time. They're still good players, but at that time, it was like, that's what we do. We get the name. We get the shiny thing. We lost out on them. They went to Brooklyn. And that was almost to be like, yeah, KD said like, the Knicks aren't cool. And that was like that thing. And then guess what? We get the consolation prize of Julius Randall, but getting him built something. So shout out Randall for taking the chance on the Knicks. He wasn't a part of this run, but he took it, he, he, he saw something in New York and then Brunson came and that's when it was like,

• 40:53Sam Morril?

  oh shit, like, we had missed the playoffs, I don't know how many years. We made one run with Randall before Brunson got there, but it was just first round exit. Then Brunson comes, we're in the hunt every year. We're in the second round every year.

• 41:06Mark Normand?

  Crazy to say Knicks aren't cool. So we'd have a New Or- a New York team not be cool.

• 41:11Sam Morril?

  That's what he said. And, and you know, maybe that was the perception at the time. I, I was, I always thought they were, I always believed. That's the thing. I believed in Brunson, but I also believed in like fucking Andrea Bargnani. It was like, it was garbage. I mean, like you, I believed, I was like, I can see it. Cause you just become an optimist. That's how you kinda survive as a fan. This will be the guy. That's how you don't break.

• 41:31Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 41:33Sam Morril?

  Fandom is, that's why I have no respect for these people who like leave games early or like.

• 41:37Mark Normand?

  What was that?

• 41:37Sam Morril?

  I, I don't get it. It's like you, that's part of the experience. Even when it sucks, you're like, well, this is just how it is.

• 41:43Mark Normand?

  This is how it is.

• 41:44Sam Morril?

  You staddle the buzzer. That's how it goes.

• 41:45Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 41:46Sam Morril?

  For better or worse, but. You just feel the pain sometimes and that makes that, I mean.

• 41:50Mark Normand?

  The wins better.

• 41:52Sam Morril?

  Makes it that much better.

• 41:53Mark Normand?

  Now, I don't want to call out Jerry. Did you notice, because I watched a lot of the game. Did you notice that he was sitting with his wife? And in the second half, she was not there.

• 42:04Sam Morril?

  Oh, really?

• 42:05Mark Normand?

  So I almost texted him like, "Did your fucking wife leave you, psycho?" But I didn't want to piss him off, but I'm telling you, you look there one day.

• 42:12Sam Morril?

  I wish I knew, I would have popped in for the second half.

• 42:14Mark Normand?

  I know, right? You could have slid in the front row. By the way, Sydney Sweeney got pushed to the back, and I don't know where the hell Gillis was sitting, because he went to every game.

• 42:22Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 42:23Mark Normand?

  But yeah, Sydney Sweeney looked like a Hooters waitress out there. She had the fluffed up hair and everything, but you.

• 42:28Sam Morril?

  Well, she's dating a Knicks fan.

• 42:29Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay, there you go.

• 42:31Sam Morril?

  That's what the girls do. They'll, and I, and I'm fine with it.

• 42:34Mark Normand?

  What's his name? Snoopy?

• 42:36Sam Morril?

  Scooter Braun.

• 42:37Mark Normand?

  Scooter, yeah, he's cute. Look at that, she's all teased up, looking good.

• 42:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 42:42Speaker 02

  That's not her?

• 42:43Mark Normand?

  That's her.

• 42:44Sam Morril?

  Never seen a Brunson shirt look so good.

• 42:46Mark Normand?

  I know, right? Jesus Christ. Jinx.

• 42:51Mark Normand?

  It's got a couple of basketballs in there, but.

• 42:53Sam Morril?

  Crazy.

• 42:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah. But yeah, good for her, sitting in the back.

• 42:56Sam Morril?

  I love the audio of this podcast, just two guys looking at tits. People was like, "Oh damn, look at those hungers right there."

• 43:04Mark Normand?

  New York's back.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  Knicks and tits.

• 43:06Mark Normand?

  Tits and tits.

• 43:08Sam Morril?

  Remember Hooters?

• 43:09Mark Normand?

  Of course.

• 43:11Sam Morril?

  I mean, that was a fucking insane idea.

• 43:13Mark Normand?

  Think about it every day.

• 43:14Sam Morril?

  I used to go there in like 7th grade.

• 43:16Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:17Sam Morril?

  There was one in the 50s, we would just pop in, that was like our after.

• 43:20Mark Normand?

  I didn't like Hooters, because it's like, am I allowed to gawk or not allowed to gawk?

• 43:25Sam Morril?

  Of course, it's Hooters.

• 43:26Mark Normand?

  I know, but I feel weird doing this, like a kid over there and a mom here. Like, give me a strip club. It's too in the middle.

• 43:32Sam Morril?

  It is in the middle.

• 43:33Mark Normand?

  That's what made me uncomfortable. The strip club, we all know, your tongue's on the floor, you're putting a fucking dollar bill in a G-string. Hooters, I'm like, is this sexual? Obviously it is, but then it's like a family restaurant, kind of.

• 43:44Sam Morril?

  I remember my parents were worried that I kept going there. When I was a child. So my parents went there to scope it out. I feel so guilty that my mom had to sit through a fucking Hooters meal.

• 43:54Mark Normand?

  Oh, your artist mom.

• 43:56Sam Morril?

  Yeah. Undercover for some chicken strips at Hooters. I was just in over the unlimited soda.

• 44:03Speaker 02

  Chicken strips club. What is it that pulls you out of it for me is that the leggings. I hate the fucking leggings there.

• 44:09Mark Normand?

  I didn't notice the leggings.

• 44:09Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I was looking up.

• 44:10Mark Normand?

  Yeah, who's looking at the leggings?

• 44:12Speaker 02

  Each one of them have leggings.

• 44:13Sam Morril?

  It's hilarious straight guy's objection to Hooters.

• 44:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 44:16Sam Morril?

  The wardrobe was a real problem for me. The leggings, I don't even remember the leggings.

• 44:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah, what is this, the Tonys?

• 44:22Speaker 02

  Skin tone leggings.

• 44:24Sam Morril?

  Let me see.

• 44:26Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 44:27Mark Normand?

  Oh, I love Fabletics.

• 44:29Sam Morril?

  I'm wearing them right now.

• 44:30Mark Normand?

  Same here, these pants.

• 44:31Sam Morril?

  Love them. Sorry for showing off so much leg.

• 44:34Mark Normand?

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• 45:10Sam Morril?

  I'm wearing it like every day. I love this stuff.

• 45:12Mark Normand?

  Same. Big fan. I wear it at night to sleep in. I got the jogging pants. I got the jacket. The t-shirts are soft and comfy. Great. I wore a-

• 45:21Sam Morril?

  I didn't want to compliment on them too.

• 45:23Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 45:23Sam Morril?

  People are like, where'd you get those? It's, yeah, it's, I'm shocked it's so cheap because it feels well made.

• 45:28Mark Normand?

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• 46:13Mark Normand?

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• 48:45Mark Normand?

  Yeah, who cares? What's the problem? Yeah. They're too shiny for you?

• 48:49Speaker 02

  No, it was just, I wanted to see actual legs.

• 48:51Mark Normand?

  Ah, I think it's kind of see-through, right?

• 48:56Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 48:56Sam Morril?

  I think they were in short shorts too.

• 48:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. These are all leggings.

• 49:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  That's not the natural tone.

• 49:04Mark Normand?

  This is.

• 49:04Sam Morril?

  He's such a photographer.

• 49:05Mark Normand?

  Yeah, right.

• 49:06Sam Morril?

  He's like, it's not authentic.

• 49:08Mark Normand?

  Uh, now was this invented in Florida?

• 49:10Speaker 02

  Oh, gotta be.

• 49:11Mark Normand?

  It's gotta be. That's a, I'm taking a.

• 49:13Sam Morril?

  It reached Hulk Hogan.

• 49:15Mark Normand?

  It does.

• 49:15Sam Morril?

  Like, that's like the, that's like the demo for sure.

• 49:17Mark Normand?

  100%. Where'd it start? Give it to me straight.

• 49:22Sam Morril?

  Florida.

• 49:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, Clearwater, baby.

• 49:25Sam Morril?

  As a joke intending to create a casual neighborhood spot serving wings and cold beer. And they couldn't get kicked out. Were they couldn't get kicked out? By the way, who opens a, is that how easy it was to open a business in the eighties? You can open them as a joke?

• 49:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 49:39Sam Morril?

  I got a funny idea. Let's put all our money into a restaurant.

• 49:41Mark Normand?

  Good point.

• 49:42Sam Morril?

  How is that a joke?

• 49:43Mark Normand?

  I know. You gotta get a permit and building codes.

• 49:47Sam Morril?

  The original founders vibes, they wanted a laid back beach themed oasis with wall to wall sports. I mean, look, it is a fun idea. I mean, it's kind of a Buffalo Wild Wings.

• 49:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 49:55Sam Morril?

  Just minus the sex.

• 49:57Mark Normand?

  Well, Twin Peaks is smart because they're quietly existing and they have a better name, a more subtle name.

• 50:03Sam Morril?

  You think any David Lynch fans go there and are really disappointed?

• 50:08Speaker 02

  By the way, who said Hulk Hogan? This is from Clearwater, Florida, where Hulk Hogan is from.

• 50:12Mark Normand?

  Boom.

• 50:12Sam Morril?

  It just felt very Hulk Hogan.

• 50:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:14Mark Normand?

  Totally. Yeah. Twin Peaks still kicking. I see them all over the, the country.

• 50:18Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I've been to a few of those. Fun, fun spot.

• 50:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah, a lot of beer choices.

• 50:22Sam Morril?

  I like a Buffalo Wild Wings too.

• 50:23Mark Normand?

  Sure. Also, the food at Hooters is so bad that if they kick the food up a notch, I feel like they might be around still.

• 50:30Sam Morril?

  Yeah, they're done. I remember they had a, they had an airline for a minute.

• 50:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 50:35Speaker 02

  Hooters airline?

• 50:35Sam Morril?

  Yeah, pull it up.

• 50:36Mark Normand?

  Pull it up.

• 50:37Sam Morril?

  And they also had, I think, a place in Vegas, like a hotel or something.

• 50:40Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 50:42Sam Morril?

  Hooters airline?

• 50:43Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 50:43Mark Normand?

  They were killing it for a while.

• 50:45Sam Morril?

  Can you imagine being a pilot and you're like, I couldn't get a United or Delta, I'm a, I'm a Hooters pilot?

• 50:50Mark Normand?

  Right. Whoa, mama.

• 50:53Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 50:54Mark Normand?

  That's exciting.

• 50:56Sam Morril?

  Those do not look like, those look like small even for coach.

• 50:59Mark Normand?

  They're about tits?

• 51:00Sam Morril?

  No.

• 51:05Mark Normand?

  Man, that's exciting. Hooters air.

• 51:09Sam Morril?

  What a fucking idea.

• 51:10Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 51:11Sam Morril?

  That's not, if that plane crashes, you're like, yeah.

• 51:15Sam Morril?

  What did you think? You think the A-team was flying fucking?

• 51:17Mark Normand?

  Right, right. Well, we love wings.

• 51:20Speaker 02

  Got your flotation device?

• 51:22Sam Morril?

  It's a, yeah, god. It's amazing what can have a minute. Like, can you imagine investing in that? You're like, this is gonna fucking?

• 51:28Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 51:28Sam Morril?

  This is gonna be a thing.

• 51:29Mark Normand?

  On paper, it's not bad. Tits in the air.

• 51:32Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but you gotta think about children fly a lot.

• 51:34Mark Normand?

  Ah, yeah.

• 51:35Sam Morril?

  It's not, it's not appealing when you're like, yeah, the kids are like, why, why do they all have huge tits? And you're like, eh.

• 51:41Mark Normand?

  How funny would that be if you're like, talking to your agent, like, you gotta get me out of Buffalo tonight. He's like, we found you on Hoot, we put you on Hooters air. You're like, alright, fuck it, I'll take it. It's only an hour.

• 51:50Sam Morril?

  I mean, I remember the shit I used to, I remember booking like Cheapo Air, that was a website.

• 51:54Mark Normand?

  Cheapo Air!

• 51:55Sam Morril?

  Dude, they would do shit where your, your connection would be on a different flight. Here's how stupid I was. I remember doing that to save money. And being like, oh, cool, I missed the flight. Neither airline's accountable. They're both like, yeah, fuck you. You're not supposed to connect on different flights.

• 52:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah. It's called Cheapo, which is like a Jewish clown.

• 52:13Sam Morril?

  It's an insult.

• 52:16Sam Morril?

  I'm flying Putz Air. What the hell?

• 52:19Mark Normand?

  Frugal Air.

• 52:20Sam Morril?

  Yeah. Schmuck.com.

• 52:24Sam Morril?

  Cheapo is an insult. Yeah, I mean, I was fucking, I melted down at some guy. Yeah, it just sucks when you miss those gigs back in the day.

• 52:32Mark Normand?

  You know what's a crazy one? I missed a flight because if you buy a round trip on some flights and you don't take the first one, they kill the second one.

• 52:41Sam Morril?

  You're like, this guy's dead. And you're like, no, I found my way there.

• 52:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I found my way there. And I was in the airport in Seattle, like six in the morning, hungover, on no sleep. And I was like, I can't find, it's a C agent. I kept saying C agent. I went up to the lady, she's like, it's gone. They just get rid of it. I'm like, but I paid for it. She's like, that's procedure. So I had to buy a new flight.

• 53:00Sam Morril?

  Damn. Yeah, no, that's happened to me too. They just, you gotta go there the first way.

• 53:04Mark Normand?

  I got some peeves too. I don't know.

• 53:06Sam Morril?

  Hit me with some peeves.

• 53:07Mark Normand?

  All right, all right. Here we go.

• 53:08Sam Morril?

  I got some too.

• 53:09Mark Normand?

  We haven't done peeves in a minute.

• 53:10Sam Morril?

  I love a good peeve.

• 53:11Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. I need a good peeve for when the, because the audience will be like, peeves. And I never have one locked and loaded. I need a funny one.

• 53:20Sam Morril?

  You brought it up.

• 53:22Mark Normand?

  I'm just saying on stage, I need one. That'll kill. All right. How about this guy? The guy who ruins the story by undercutting you? And I go, hey, great news, big news. And everybody's like, what's going on? I'm like, I found money on the ground. Isn't that a great feeling? And the guy's like, what? How much? I'm like, I found a 20. And they go, that's it? And I'm like, wow, it's free. It's free 20. But you really had to ruin it?

• 53:47Sam Morril?

  That's it?

• 53:48Mark Normand?

  Ah, 20. Yeah, that happened to me. Just a 20. I'm like, it's a 20. It's a free 20. Give me a 20 if it means.

• 53:55Sam Morril?

  I could've stopped hanging out with Jerry.

• 53:58Sam Morril?

  No, that's a, I hate that. I hate the downer.

• 54:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 54:02Sam Morril?

  I like the yes and friend.

• 54:04Mark Normand?

  Yes, exactly.

• 54:06Sam Morril?

  I got a peeve. Two words that all, that just, ugh, they make me like, ugh. One is giggles.

• 54:13Mark Normand?

  You don't like the word giggles?

• 54:14Sam Morril?

  I had a friend who was like, we'll hang out, we'll have some giggles. And I go, ugh.

• 54:17Mark Normand?

  That's no good.

• 54:18Sam Morril?

  I was like, I feel icky all over.

• 54:20Mark Normand?

  No, I don't, I don't know. I don't even enjoy icky.

• 54:22Sam Morril?

  I don't even like that either. But giggles is worth. Giggles is like fucking.

• 54:27Mark Normand?

  It's weird.

• 54:28Sam Morril?

  It's weird.

• 54:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 54:29Sam Morril?

  It's like, it feels like, like pedo adjacent.

• 54:32Mark Normand?

  Yes, it's something like a kid's show host would say, we're gonna have giggles.

• 54:35Sam Morril?

  We're gonna have giggles today, guys.

• 54:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 54:37Speaker 02

  I have to use the word shiggles.

• 54:39Sam Morril?

  Shiggles?

• 54:39Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 54:40Sam Morril?

  What is that?

• 54:41Speaker 02

  Shits and giggles combined.

• 54:42Sam Morril?

  Oof.

• 54:43Mark Normand?

  Ah, I had the shiggles in high school, real bad.

• 54:46Sam Morril?

  Real bad. That and, and, and, uh, yum.

• 54:49Mark Normand?

  Uh, yum.

• 54:51Sam Morril?

  Yum.

• 54:51Mark Normand?

  Yum and yummy, I'd throw in as well.

• 54:54Sam Morril?

  They're tough.

• 54:54Mark Normand?

  Yummy.

• 54:55Sam Morril?

  Words that make me like, oof.

• 54:56Mark Normand?

  I will say, when you have a baby, though, you start, end up throwing a lot of these out, like, isn't that yummy? You know?

• 55:01Sam Morril?

  With a baby, it's okay.

• 55:02Mark Normand?

  Okay, alright.

• 55:03Sam Morril?

  You get a baby pass on some of these words.

• 55:05Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 55:06Sam Morril?

  Cause then there's parents that talk too much like an adult to their kids, and you're like, that's fucking weird, too.

• 55:10Mark Normand?

  That's weird, too, yeah, totally.

• 55:12Sam Morril?

  But like, yeah, you gotta, you gotta baby it up a little, I guess.

• 55:15Mark Normand?

  Isn't the Pepsi effervescent? Like, alright, he's, he's two. Don't say effervescent.

• 55:19Sam Morril?

  Also, why you giving him Pepsis, too?

• 55:21Mark Normand?

  True.

• 55:22Sam Morril?

  Strange.

• 55:23Mark Normand?

  Uh, how about this guy? I got heckled by a guy, and I came up with some jujitsu and spun it around, and got a big laugh. And then, this guy goes, alright, alright, the jokes write themselves. I'm like, no, they don't. I came up with that off the, on the fly, and it killed. Don't, don't give me the write themselves. That's insulting. I had to think of that.

• 55:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 55:43Mark Normand?

  If it wrote themselves, everyone would be a comedian.

• 55:45Sam Morril?

  And also, you lost. You heckled and lost.

• 55:47Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 55:48Sam Morril?

  I don't like that either, the guys like, the person who disrupts the show, and then goes, alright, alright, like, no, this is happening because of you.

• 55:54Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 55:55Sam Morril?

  I gotta find a way out now, that's funny.

• 55:56Mark Normand?

  Exactly, exactly. Or they go, I gave you that one. No, no, no, no, no. You made a challenge, and I overcame it. You didn't give me shit. It was, it was actually quite harrowing.

• 56:07Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 56:07Mark Normand?

  Which is what I say to my kid. Harrowing.

• 56:11Sam Morril?

  I want to do some harrowing.

• 56:14Mark Normand?

  This one is annoying. This is my last one. The guy, when you go out drinking, you're out drinking with a buddy. It's, I was in, uh, Tempe or something. Long flight the next day, 8 a.m. flight. We're drinking, it's 2:00 in the morning, I'm half in the bag, and I go, ah, I should go. I got, I got a flight. It's a long cross-country flight at 8 a.m. and he goes, "Ah, you get a nap on the plane."

• 56:35Sam Morril?

  I hate that.

• 56:36Mark Normand?

  You get a nap on the-

• 56:37Sam Morril?

  You don't know my fucking body.

• 56:38Mark Normand?

  Exactly. Napping's hard.

• 56:40Sam Morril?

  Oh, yeah, I know that. I, I've become a big fan of Irish goodbyes, dude.

• 56:45Mark Normand?

  Uh, me too. I love them.

• 56:46Sam Morril?

  I, you just have to do them at a certain point. It's hard when you're hanging out with just one person, though. You're like, "Where'd you go?" I, I didn't think you'd notice.

• 56:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it's really hard with the wife.

• 56:57Mark Normand?

  But, yeah.

• 56:57Sam Morril?

  But I'm with you, dude. The Irish goodbye is underrated, because I, I hate the, when they don't let you leave.

• 57:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly, exactly.

• 57:04Speaker 02

  I Irish goodbye-

• 57:05Sam Morril?

  You Irish goodbye me and Ari, though, one time. That was fucking weird.

• 57:08Mark Normand?

  He was like, "Peeve."

• 57:09Sam Morril?

  I texted him, "Peeve."

• 57:10Mark Normand?

  The tables have turned.

• 57:11Sam Morril?

  Ari gave you shit, too.

• 57:12Mark Normand?

  He did, yeah.

• 57:13Sam Morril?

  But we were like, "What the fuck?" We thought, we were gonna, gonna keep you, we were just gonna walk out together. But you were like, "Ah, you would've made me, you would've guilted me."

• 57:18Mark Normand?

  The, the walk out together, it slows me down.

• 57:21Sam Morril?

  No, I was okay, I was okay with it. Well, it's just the moment, you feel a little, you feel a little hurt for a moment.

• 57:25Mark Normand?

  I get it, I get it.

• 57:25Sam Morril?

  Because we were sober.

• 57:27Mark Normand?

  We were?

• 57:27Sam Morril?

  No, we weren't, I guess. We're pretty drunk.

• 57:29Mark Normand?

  We had Ari here, yeah.

• 57:30Sam Morril?

  But it was during the day.

• 57:32Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 57:32Sam Morril?

  A, a day Irish goodbye is a little weird.

• 57:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 57:34Sam Morril?

  A night one you gotta do.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  I Irish goodbye your next watch party.

• 57:38Sam Morril?

  Did you?

• 57:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:39Sam Morril?

  She didn't even notice.

• 57:39Speaker 02

  You guys were crying. You guys started crying.

• 57:41Sam Morril?

  I didn't, my brother was crying. I wasn't crying.

• 57:43Speaker 02

  I grabbed a cookie and I left.

• 57:44Sam Morril?

  But I got emotional.

• 57:45Mark Normand?

  Stole a cookie.

• 57:46Sam Morril?

  I didn't cry. I thought I would cry.

• 57:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:48Sam Morril?

  I got emotional, for sure, but I didn't, I almost teared up when the Ewing hat, uh, cat hug happened, but like-

• 57:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm doing you a favor by leaving early.

• 57:57Sam Morril?

  No, no, I mean, that's not true. Some people helped and cleaned up, but, uh-

• 58:02Sam Morril?

  But, but, no, I don't mind it. I don't even remember it, because it's like, I'm usually a little, I've had a few drinks and those things. And I like, I like when, uh- I don't want people to feel, especially at a party, I don't think you should feel the need to say goodbye to everyone.

• 58:13Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, exactly.

• 58:14Sam Morril?

  You could maybe do a text the next day, so much fun or something, that's great, but.

• 58:17Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 58:18Sam Morril?

  I don't think we need these long goodbyes.

• 58:20Mark Normand?

  Long goodbyes are brutal. That's why I do, I go by the door and I go, thanks guys. Cause there's no, there's no way to keep me in at that point. I've got the hand up, piling, gotta go, door open, boom. I got the buy in and I got to leave.

• 58:33Sam Morril?

  There's a line in the book, The Long Goodbye, I'm paraphrasing, but something like, the French, uh, the French say to say goodbye is to die a little. You know, so, and, and he goes, those bastards have an expression for everything and they're always right.

• 58:45Mark Normand?

  Oh, damn. Gondalman had that great joke, like the Irish, we all know the Irish goodbye, where you leave without saying anything. This is the Jewish goodbye, where you have to say sorry to everybody, then say goodbye.

• 58:55Sam Morril?

  The Jewish goodbye is you say goodbye and never leave.

• 58:56Mark Normand?

  No, that was it, that was it.

• 58:57Sam Morril?

  Yeah, that's a great joke. That Mel Brooks did that in the dock. He said to Jerry in the dock, I think.

• 59:02Mark Normand?

  Oh, weird.

• 59:03Sam Morril?

  But, uh, yeah, man, I, I'm with you on the, the goodbyes are fucking.

• 59:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but to get a nap in, it's, it's tantamount to the guy who goes, when you're parking. And I go, I don't know if I can park here, it says towing, and it goes, he goes, I'll pay for the ticket, just park here. And you're like, you won't pay for the ticket. You never do.

• 59:22Sam Morril?

  Wait, like to invoice you now?

• 59:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you just know.

• 59:24Sam Morril?

  You're giving me more chores.

• 59:26Mark Normand?

  It's, it's my car, you're not worried about it, you wanna get to wherever we're going, so you're like, yeah, park it, I'll figure it out. You're like, but you won't, cause if I text you in two days, go, hey, I got a ticket, it's 80 bucks, you're gonna go, blow me.

• 59:37Sam Morril?

  Peeps are just kinda like shitty friends. We're just realizing our friends suck.

• 59:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:42Sam Morril?

  No, I definitely have friends like that where you're just like, oh, come on.

• 59:45Mark Normand?

  How about this one? This is the last peeve. The guy who calls you, you miss it, and he goes, he texts you, hey, I just called. I, I know, the phone has a device where it tells you a notification.

• 59:55Sam Morril?

  I'm usually on do not disturb, so actually I don't mind that one.

• 59:57Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay.

• 59:58Sam Morril?

  But, cause I feel like I never answer.

• 1:00:00Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah, my phone says, missed call from whoever.

• 1:00:04Sam Morril?

  I just called.

• 1:00:05Mark Normand?

  Yeah, the text, I'm like, I know.

• 1:00:07Sam Morril?

  I know a lot of people who have do not disturb on, just so they check their phone less, so I'm, I'm, I'm okay with that one, but I can see how that could be a little invasive.

• 1:00:14Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:15Sam Morril?

  I, I feel easily smothered, too.

• 1:00:17Mark Normand?

  Same.

• 1:00:18Sam Morril?

  Like, like, if someone hits me with a FaceTime out of nowhere, I'm like, whoa.

• 1:00:22Mark Normand?

  I gotta be ready for that.

• 1:00:23Sam Morril?

  During the games, I was cool with it, cause there was like a lot of celebratory moments. I, I'll wave a lot of these during the game.

• 1:00:28Mark Normand?

  Sure, sure, different time.

• 1:00:30Sam Morril?

  You know, uh, yeah, but the, the, the. Unsolicited FaceTime.

• 1:00:35Mark Normand?

  That's heavy.

• 1:00:36Sam Morril?

  It's a lot.

• 1:00:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:37Sam Morril?

  Especially when somebody you don't know that well.

• 1:00:39Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. That's up there with the pop in. Ding dong. Who the fuck is this?

• 1:00:42Sam Morril?

  Who the fuck does that?

• 1:00:43Mark Normand?

  And then you look at the people and you're like, Gary Vayner.

• 1:00:48Mark Normand?

  Actually, he wouldn't make.

• 1:00:48Sam Morril?

  Do people actually pop in on you?

• 1:00:50Mark Normand?

  Uh, I've had it. I've had it. But they haven't been bad. Like, one guy knocked on my door and I was like, huh? And he goes, hey, your package is outside. You know, it'll get stolen.

• 1:00:59Sam Morril?

  Just a guy?

• 1:01:00Mark Normand?

  My neighbor.

• 1:01:01Sam Morril?

  Oh.

• 1:01:01Mark Normand?

  But my neighbor was very friendly, so I could see him popping.

• 1:01:04Sam Morril?

  Friendly neighbor can be a peeve, though.

• 1:01:05Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 1:01:06Sam Morril?

  Because there's such a fine line between friendly and invasive.

• 1:01:08Mark Normand?

  That's, that's true.

• 1:01:10Sam Morril?

  Because then you have too many friendly neighbors, you get stopped too much, you can't go about your day.

• 1:01:13Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:01:13Sam Morril?

  See, I'm in a pretty big building. It can get hard to get out sometimes. Everyone's like, yeah, and then this. And you're like, alright, alright. And then they give you the look when you don't want to chat. You're like, I got a thing.

• 1:01:22Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:22Sam Morril?

  I, I'll do the fake phone call sometimes.

• 1:01:25Mark Normand?

  Oh, I get that one. The headphones in is big.

• 1:01:27Sam Morril?

  Love the headphones in.

• 1:01:28Mark Normand?

  Love headphones.

• 1:01:29Sam Morril?

  You gotta do the fake phone call sometimes, because you can't stop every step of the way.

• 1:01:32Mark Normand?

  No, you'll get out.

• 1:01:33Sam Morril?

  Someone just want to go get the paper and the coffee.

• 1:01:35Mark Normand?

  Right, right. How about this one? Last one.

• 1:01:38Sam Morril?

  Come on.

• 1:01:38Mark Normand?

  The guy who goes, hey, you got time for a quick call? And I'm like, huh, quick call.

• 1:01:45Sam Morril?

  Ugh.

• 1:01:45Mark Normand?

  See, the problem with the quick call.

• 1:01:47Sam Morril?

  It feels like they're laying a trap.

• 1:01:48Mark Normand?

  That's what it is, every time. So, I was actually literally on a flight. So I go, hey, I'm on a flight, can't talk, just text me.

• 1:01:54Sam Morril?

  Were you on a flight?

• 1:01:55Mark Normand?

  I was.

• 1:01:55Sam Morril?

  Okay.

• 1:01:56Mark Normand?

  And he goes, I was on the tarmac, but I was on a plane. Still on the plane.

• 1:02:00Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:01Mark Normand?

  And he goes, I wonder if you could do a pop in at this place and say hi, da-da-da. I was like, I knew you wanted something, and you figured by calling, I'd have a harder chance saying no.

• 1:02:10Sam Morril?

  Well, the real peeve is the friend who wants something. And I say friend loosely.

• 1:02:15Mark Normand?

  It was very loose.

• 1:02:16Sam Morril?

  The person you know, who, it's the person you know, it's the acquaintance who needs something.

• 1:02:20Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:02:22Sam Morril?

  And it's also the acquaintance who always needs something.

• 1:02:24Mark Normand?

  Always.

• 1:02:24Sam Morril?

  You look at your chain of texts and it's always like, hey, can you do this? How about, it's like the scene in Godfather. You know, you, you come to my daughter's wedding, you ask her, when are you gonna do something for me? And just say, how are you?

• 1:02:36Mark Normand?

  Yes, I know.

• 1:02:38Sam Morril?

  And then the how are you can be a thing.

• 1:02:39Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:02:40Sam Morril?

  They tried to say, how are you? I had my fucking AirPods in, so, you know.

• 1:02:43Mark Normand?

  But on the flip side, I have a lady I know, she's a comic, she's cool, but she'll text me and go, hey, can I get this from you, or can you do this? And I'll go, yeah, hold on, blah, blah. And then she goes, how are you? And I'm like, don't do the how are you now, because now you're trying to make it seem like we're chatting.

• 1:02:57Sam Morril?

  So you want them to lube you up first.

• 1:03:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I guess so.

• 1:03:01Sam Morril?

  Lube me up first of all, how are you? Hey, but it's, you'd be annoyed if they did it the other way too, I think.

• 1:03:05Mark Normand?

  I don't think I'd like it the other way.

• 1:03:06Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I don't think you'd like it if they're like, "How've you been?"

• 1:03:08Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:03:09Sam Morril?

  Cause I've had people like, I've hit them, "Can you talk?" And you're like, "Ugh."

• 1:03:13Mark Normand?

  Can you talk?

• 1:03:14Sam Morril?

  And they're like, it's also like, "What, are we dating?"

• 1:03:16Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:03:17Sam Morril?

  "Can you talk? Am I in trouble?" Yeah, "What'd I do?"

• 1:03:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:20Sam Morril?

  And it's always like, "Can I call you?" And then it's like the minute and a half of like, "Yeah, how's everything?" The Knicks, they know how to rope me in. The Knicks is the good way to rope me in.

• 1:03:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I got you on that one.

• 1:03:27Sam Morril?

  "How about fucking Brunson?" I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you need? What's going on here?"

• 1:03:31Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:32Sam Morril?

  And then they go, "Hey, can you do this for me?" And I'm like, "You know I don't wanna do this." But it's like, they always, they know how to lube you up.

• 1:03:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:39Sam Morril?

  Good lubing.

• 1:03:39Mark Normand?

  Buttering up. The Knicks is smart.

• 1:03:41Sam Morril?

  The Knicks, oh man, there was a guy who was always fucking me over in high school, like, anytime there's a girl I liked, he'd fuck her.

• 1:03:47Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 1:03:48Sam Morril?

  And he'd always, and I'd be like, "You piece of shit, you know I liked her." And then he'd be, and then he'd be like, "Dude, fucking, what do you think about Marbury, dude?" And I'd be like, "He does have promise. He does look good." And he's like, "Marbury," I mean, he could turn it around. And just like, and just like...

• 1:04:02Mark Normand?

  I do that with my kid. He'll be like, reaching for something, I hit the bubble gun over here, I shoot a gun, it makes bubbles, and he's like, "Whoa, bubbles."

• 1:04:11Sam Morril?

  Yeah. I think the point of that story is I'm just stupid. I'm just a dumb guy. No, but they...

• 1:04:16Mark Normand?

  Well, you're passionate about something.

• 1:04:17Sam Morril?

  Well, they know how to, they know how to reel me back. He knew how to reel me back in. He'd keep fucking me over, and then he'd keep being like, "Dude, fucking Jamal Crawford's got the, he's got the tools, we could turn it around."

• 1:04:26Mark Normand?

  What's great, have you seen, you know this kid Liam Dalton? He's a young comic.

• 1:04:29Sam Morril?

  I know the name.

• 1:04:30Mark Normand?

  He's got great Knicks videos, like comedy videos. They're really funny. He did one about the Fairweather fan. He was like, "Did you know they played for Villanova?" He's like, "Yeah." Everybody knows that. And he just goes through this, uh, it's one with a blonde girl. There it is on the bottom left.

• 1:04:44Sam Morril?

  Well, this is, dude, this is just talking sports with women every time.

• 1:04:47Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:04:47Sam Morril?

  Did you know? I'm like, "Yes, I know. It's my life."

• 1:04:49Mark Normand?

  Exactly. But he nails it, and then he starts going over like who he followed in the beginning years.

• 1:04:54Speaker 05

  You just watched your first basketball game last week.

• 1:04:57Speaker 06

  I decided I'm gonna cancel all my plans just to watch the game. I'm so into it.

• 1:05:01Mark Normand?

  This reminded me of you.

• 1:05:02Speaker 05

  You're so into it that you're watching game five of the finals? I called out sick to work for every playoff game. I don't have a job now.

• 1:05:08Speaker 07

  Wow, you're crazy.

• 1:05:09Speaker 06

  Did you know Jalen Brunson and Josh Hart both went to Villanova? And they're like best friends.

• 1:05:14Speaker 05

  Of course I knew that, but I don't have to turn this into a rom-com for me to care about the team.

• 1:05:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, they went to Villanova. So did Mikal Bridges and Dante DiVincenzo.

• 1:05:22Speaker 06

  Who?

• 1:05:23Speaker 05

  Your own Dante DiVincenzo.

• 1:05:27Mark Normand?

  It keeps going like that for a while. It's really funny.

• 1:05:29Sam Morril?

  That's great. Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of, but you know, I also welcome the, the fans as long as like, if it takes that for you to get into it, then whatever. Like, you're allowed to enjoy it too. Like, everyone's allowed to enjoy this. It's a, it's a special thing. But of course, yeah, I'm a psycho, so I relate to it.

• 1:05:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, it's like J-Lo, he, she got a bunch of shit. Do you see that where she was like, "If you're not from New York, you're not a real New Yorker." And everybody's like-

• 1:05:50Sam Morril?

  I saw that and I disagree with that too.

• 1:05:52Mark Normand?

  I, I don't agree with it either. And then, are we gonna do that with immigrants? Oh, it's a slippery slope there, JJ.

• 1:05:59Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I just think it's like, I think once you've served your time here, you kind of, I think, I think, and I don't think there's a time. I think there's a moment you know you became a New Yorker.

• 1:06:07Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:06:07Sam Morril?

  Maybe you saw your first penis on the subway. Maybe you fucking, you know, had so much pizza. Yeah, mug. But you're like, you can't tell me you're not a New Yorker now.

• 1:06:16Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 1:06:16Sam Morril?

  So I, I disagree, I reject the, I reject the-

• 1:06:20Mark Normand?

  Also, my son is from here, so I'm gonna, he's an anchor baby, you know? So there you go. I got in with the kid.

• 1:06:26Sam Morril?

  But you're, but you're a New Yorker.

• 1:06:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I do comedy here. I live in Brooklyn and I, I own the place.

• 1:06:32Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:33Mark Normand?

  Man, how about this though? Speaking of New York, found a cool vintage jacket on eBay. I love jackets. Bought the jacket.

• 1:06:40Sam Morril?

  What kind of jacket are we talking?

• 1:06:41Mark Normand?

  A cool, just like a vintage, uh, old bomber. Kind of a shiny looking bomber. Really cool. Spent a couple chuckles on it.

• 1:06:49Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:49Mark Normand?

  And it said, "Delivered." And I go, "Oh, hey, delivered." So I run outside, it's gone. No, nothing's there. I'm like, ah, probably got stolen. So I DM'd the guy, or I messaged the guy.

• 1:06:58Sam Morril?

  Same fucking neighbor who helped you out. He took it.

• 1:07:00Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:07:00Sam Morril?

  He built up goodwill and now he's stealing from you.

• 1:07:02Mark Normand?

  I know, maybe. So I, I, I emailed the guy and he goes, "I don't know, man. I sent it to the address." And I go, "Well, what address do you have?" And it's my old address. And I was like, "Oh, he sent it to the old address." So I go, "That's not my address." He goes, "Well, you better change it, because that's what eBay has." I was like, "All right, you're right." So I go to my old apartment. Eh, I got the, it's one of these face screen things where they're looking at me, so you're like trying to look nice. So I hit apartment four, my old apartment.

• 1:07:29Sam Morril?

  Open the door bitch.

• 1:07:30Mark Normand?

  Got a knife and I was like, hey, you don't know me, I got a package delivered here, I used to live here, here's my ID. You know, and he's like, alright, eh, lets me in, I swing the door open, there's like 800 packages in the hallway, I look through every one like a psycho. Didn't find it, he comes out, there's this hot guy and he comes out and he's like, oh yeah, you're that comedian. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, did you get a package? He's like, that one got stolen. I was like, thanks.

• 1:07:58Sam Morril?

  How do you know it got stolen?

• 1:08:00Speaker 02

  Cause he's wearing the fucking jacket.

• 1:08:01Mark Normand?

  Well, maybe, but he saw it and I think one day and then it was gone the next, or something like that. So, I thought it got stolen, went to my old apartment and it got stolen.

• 1:08:10Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 1:08:11Mark Normand?

  Bummer.

• 1:08:12Sam Morril?

  How cool jacket was it?

• 1:08:13Mark Normand?

  Pretty fucking smooth jacket.

• 1:08:14Sam Morril?

  Can you find it again or no?

• 1:08:15Mark Normand?

  It's vintage, so it's gonna be tough.

• 1:08:17Speaker 02

  Is there a protection on eBay for that? I think you can ask them for it.

• 1:08:21Mark Normand?

  Is that right?

• 1:08:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:22Mark Normand?

  Is that right?

• 1:08:23Speaker 02

  And it doesn't hurt the guy.

• 1:08:24Sam Morril?

  He did fuck up though.

• 1:08:25Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:08:26Sam Morril?

  It's a shitty fuck, I mean, I actually have my old address on eBay too.

• 1:08:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's on me, that's on me, I gotta update that, but damn.

• 1:08:33Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 1:08:33Mark Normand?

  Stolen.

• 1:08:34Sam Morril?

  How much money are we talking?

• 1:08:35Mark Normand?

  Eh, a couple of hundo.

• 1:08:37Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 1:08:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah, nice jacket, fit too, it's like my size, god, it's not like Amazon where you go, just resend me another, you know, whatever, pair of socks, this is a a one in a million.

• 1:08:48Sam Morril?

  Hate that.

• 1:08:49Mark Normand?

  Bummer.

• 1:08:49Speaker 02

  I got a very specific peeve if I may.

• 1:08:51Mark Normand?

  Please.

• 1:08:52Sam Morril?

  Please.

• 1:08:52Speaker 02

  Uh, people who get up for people on subway, like an old woman or a pregnant person or an old man or something, and then they say, I'm getting off next stop anyway.

• 1:09:03Mark Normand?

  Hmm, do you think just ride it out?

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  No, you don't get credit for getting, for giving up a seat.

• 1:09:09Mark Normand?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  If you're getting off the next stop anyway, you're just getting up.

• 1:09:12Sam Morril?

  Here's the problem, you think that guy wants credit, maybe he doesn't want credit, that's why he's saying, oh no, I'm,

• 1:09:16Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:09:17Sam Morril?

  I flipped it on you.

• 1:09:18Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 1:09:19Sam Morril?

  Maybe he's saying it because he doesn't want the credit.

• 1:09:21Speaker 02

  Well, then why make a deal of it? Why be like, oh, do you want my seat? They're doing this sort of thing, like, would you like to sit down? And then they let the old woman sit down, and then they say, I'm getting off next stop anyway, and then that person sits down.

• 1:09:32Sam Morril?

  I'm okay with it.

• 1:09:33Mark Normand?

  I'm okay with it, cause.

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  You're getting, you're getting up anyway, don't take credit for giving someone a seat.

• 1:09:40Mark Normand?

  Alright, alright, okay.

• 1:09:41Sam Morril?

  I hear what you're saying, yeah, alright.

• 1:09:43Mark Normand?

  It's an interesting one.

• 1:09:44Speaker 02

  Just shut the fuck up and get up.

• 1:09:45Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 1:09:47Mark Normand?

  But maybe he's saying-

• 1:09:47Sam Morril?

  Do you give your seat up for an old lady?

• 1:09:49Speaker 02

  Every time.

• 1:09:49Sam Morril?

  Same, you gotta.

• 1:09:50Mark Normand?

  I do too.

• 1:09:50Sam Morril?

  You gotta do it. How, how, what's the, what do you think the floor is for someone old?

• 1:09:54Speaker 02

  Uh, gray hair.

• 1:09:55Mark Normand?

  Ninety-eight. Gotta be really old. Pregnant woman too, uh, maybe a, a hefty lady with a kid I'll get up for.

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:10:06Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:07Speaker 02

  Oh, I have something. My neighbor asked me, he was like, "Do you teach your son to wait for women to get out of the elevator first?" And I said, "Yes, I do that." And he said, "How do you do that?" I was like, "I hold him back. I just say, 'Wait.'" And I let the woman out. And he's like, "But do you tell him why you're doing it?" And I said, "No, I don't."

• 1:10:24Mark Normand?

  You should tell him.

• 1:10:26Speaker 02

  But isn't my action telling him? I don't do it for men.

• 1:10:29Sam Morril?

  No, you gotta tell him.

• 1:10:29Mark Normand?

  You gotta tell him.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  I'd say, "We do this for women."

• 1:10:32Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he's being gentleman. You let the woman go first. What's wrong with saying that?

• 1:10:35Mark Normand?

  Because if it's a bunch of guys on the, on the elevator, he might not get off. He might just think, "Oh, I'm supposed to wait."

• 1:10:41Speaker 02

  But if it's full of men, we go first if we're near the door.

• 1:10:44Mark Normand?

  Okay, well, maybe he's put it together. But now you're just making him do the, the work.

• 1:10:48Speaker 02

  I don't know. I feel like action speaks louder than words when you're-

• 1:10:50Mark Normand?

  Well, you can say and do.

• 1:10:51Speaker 02

  Huh, okay.

• 1:10:52Sam Morril?

  Yeah, say and do.

• 1:10:53Mark Normand?

  Say and do.

• 1:10:54Sam Morril?

  Say, "I was getting up on the next floor anyway. It doesn't matter."

• 1:10:57Mark Normand?

  If you see something, say something.

• 1:10:58Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you'll get a nap in. All right. Hate the napping.

• 1:11:06Speaker 02

  Uh, you do anything-

• 1:11:07Sam Morril?

  You can nap?

• 1:11:08Mark Normand?

  I can nap, but I hate when people say it. Cause he's, he's just pushing me away. He's like, "Yeah, you'll get a nap in."

• 1:11:13Sam Morril?

  I can only nap if I'm exhausted. I can only nap. I, I woke up the day after they won the championship just fucking hurting. I went down to the cellar afterwards, cause I wanted to see Liz and Jamelle, the bouncer there. Cause I was like, if, I texted him, I was like, "If we win, we're taking a fucking big ass bodega cat shot together."

• 1:11:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:29Sam Morril?

  And they poured it even bigger than I was hoping. It was one of you already drunk and they poured you and you're like, "Well, this symbolizes the victory. I have to do it."

• 1:11:36Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:11:37Sam Morril?

  And we, and we toast and we got fucking nice and I was pretty gone after that. But I still woke up somehow at 8 a.m. to make sure to secure a, a few posts.

• 1:11:45Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:11:46Sam Morril?

  Yeah. I had to. Gotta secure the memory.

• 1:11:49Mark Normand?

  So what happened at the cellar? Any, any highlights? Anything crazy?

• 1:11:53Sam Morril?

  Big hug from Ari, you know, running into some comics, a lot, all the staff, just we all hugged.

• 1:11:58Mark Normand?

  Hell yeah.

• 1:11:58Sam Morril?

  New York night, just a special night, but uh, yeah, it was, uh, Mel is a hardcore fan like I am, so, nice to.

• 1:12:05Mark Normand?

  Cause I'm seeing the texts in LA, you and Liz, I'm on the thread, so Liz is like, see you at the cell, you're like, we're coming, and Rachel's out there, I'm like, ah, I'm missing everything.

• 1:12:13Sam Morril?

  Oh yeah, they all got funny footage of us, you know, Stav and I just bombed, Stav handing out pizza to everybody, cause he ordered way too much.

• 1:12:21Mark Normand?

  Was he drinking?

• 1:12:22Sam Morril?

  No, he wasn't, but he was, you know, booze has never been Stav's vice, he'd have like a Negroni every once in a while, but, you know.

• 1:12:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:29Sam Morril?

  Food is his vice.

• 1:12:31Mark Normand?

  Must be nice to not have booze as a vice, I mean, I love booze, but.

• 1:12:34Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but he's got issues with food, you know, I'm not saying anything he wouldn't admit, I mean, it's, I think everyone's got their thing.

• 1:12:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you too, you're not really a booze guy.

• 1:12:42Speaker 02

  No, I don't drink that much.

• 1:12:43Sam Morril?

  What's your vice?

• 1:12:44Mark Normand?

  Sweets are up there.

• 1:12:46Speaker 02

  I'll eat sweets after meal, but I, I don't know, I like, watch television late at night, and probably stay up way too late during that, it's a vice, it's a comfort. Like, I stay up till two and then have to wake up for, seven for my kid.

• 1:12:56Mark Normand?

  I've seen you get a boner for some cheap Chinese food.

• 1:12:59Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:00Mark Normand?

  Cheap Chinese food will kill him.

• 1:13:01Sam Morril?

  That place we used to go to was so.

• 1:13:03Mark Normand?

  So good.

• 1:13:04Sam Morril?

  I miss a greasy, like, but really good.

• 1:13:06Speaker 02

  With like bulletproof glass?

• 1:13:07Sam Morril?

  Like dingy, I mean, those are the best, but those make, don't they make you feel like shit?

• 1:13:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, they do.

• 1:13:12Mark Normand?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 1:13:13Sam Morril?

  I ate so much pizza in the last few weeks, just from like, watch parties and shit, cause you just can't, a good slice of like, New York pepperoni, it's, it's tough to beat them.

• 1:13:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:13:23Sam Morril?

  Shout out, by the way, a couple new, I always order Arturo's for the games, but, I tried a new place just to mix it up once, Nuevo York it's called.

• 1:13:31Mark Normand?

  Mmm.

• 1:13:31Sam Morril?

  Killer.

• 1:13:32Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 1:13:32Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's in, I think it's on like St. Mark's or something.

• 1:13:35Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 1:13:35Sam Morril?

  N-U-O-V-O, yeah, really good pizza.

• 1:13:39Mark Normand?

  Big shout out.

• 1:13:39Sam Morril?

  I was shocked, yeah, I was, it got great reviews, so I was like, let me just try one new place, that's a, cause I need, Arturo's a little far from me, so it takes a minute.

• 1:13:47Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:13:47Sam Morril?

  Yeah, yeah, Nuevo York, killer, good ratings there, look at that.

• 1:13:50Mark Normand?

  Ballsy to try a new one on a game night.

• 1:13:52Sam Morril?

  You know what, sometimes you gotta take risks, and sometimes you take a risk and it really doesn't pan out, I went to the Japanese market recently, and boy, did they fucking whiff.

• 1:14:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:00Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:14:01Sam Morril?

  It's my fault, that was. Like, let me be, let me be a little adventurous. I was with a lady and she goes, uh, let's try this, uh, black sesame flavor, which I'm already like, mm.

• 1:14:09Mark Normand?

  What, ice cream?

• 1:14:10Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:11Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:14:11Sam Morril?

  Which I'm already like on the fence. And then the guy goes, do you want the, the chestnut shavings on top? It looks like, you can look this shit up. It looks like spaghetti. Worst shit I've ever tried in my life.

• 1:14:20Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 1:14:20Sam Morril?

  I was like, is it good? He goes, oh, it's good. And the person in front of me, they were like, it's pretty good. It's all right. I was like, well, you know, when in Rome, let me try this.

• 1:14:28Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 1:14:28Sam Morril?

  Hated it. Just hated it.

• 1:14:29Mark Normand?

  Wow, that's a gimmick. They get you with the shavings. They know what they're doing.

• 1:14:32Sam Morril?

  Oh, I would have rather had fucking shaved pubes on this fucking thing.

• 1:14:35Mark Normand?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:14:36Sam Morril?

  It was terrible. Yeah, look up the, it's like shaved chestnut or something. It looks like spaghetti on ice cream. It was fucking horrible.

• 1:14:44Mark Normand?

  I don't love these ridiculous, it's kinda like when you get peanut butter whiskey or some shit, you know, like, uh, there's a place uptown that's always got a line. It's called Salt and Straw.

• 1:14:53Sam Morril?

  It's good stuff, though.

• 1:14:54Mark Normand?

  It's great. It's great.

• 1:14:55Sam Morril?

  I remember going there back in the day in Portland, like, doing helium.

• 1:14:58Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 1:14:58Sam Morril?

  They were like, this is the spot. And now they branched out.

• 1:15:01Mark Normand?

  It's really good, but they have like, you know, meatloaf flavor. You're like, alright.

• 1:15:04Sam Morril?

  You're like, bronzino? What the fuck?

• 1:15:06Mark Normand?

  Yeah, pussy.

• 1:15:07Sam Morril?

  We went to an Indian place. We tried an Indian place too, because this throw your craze is just, like, some of these lines.

• 1:15:13Mark Normand?

  What is that? The lines?

• 1:15:14Sam Morril?

  I got a new pla- I got a new idea. Throw your place with no line.

• 1:15:17Mark Normand?

  Ah, well, how?

• 1:15:18Sam Morril?

  I don't know how. I haven't cracked that part yet, but I'm, I'm working on it.

• 1:15:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:21Sam Morril?

  But no, we go into this Indian place and the flavors are like, it's like cardamom. And I'm like, alright, let's do a sample. These places, they know they have to give samples with wacky flavors like this. Now, and it was her idea. And I said, I took it first and I go, what do you think? And she goes, it's not good. I was like, I told you.

• 1:15:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:39Sam Morril?

  Felt pretty good. It feels good to throw in, I told you.

• 1:15:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it does.

• 1:15:42Sam Morril?

  It's country, but it feels good.

• 1:15:43Mark Normand?

  What the hell's a cardamom?

• 1:15:45Sam Morril?

  Cardamom, the spice.

• 1:15:47Mark Normand?

  Oh, I don't know that.

• 1:15:48Sam Morril?

  Look at that shit. How nasty is that?

• 1:15:49Mark Normand?

  Wait, this is ice cream? Yeah. Oh, my god. Mo blanc.

• 1:15:55Sam Morril?

  No, that wasn't it.

• 1:15:56Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 1:15:56Sam Morril?

  It looks like, yeah, maybe the top left. Is that it?

• 1:15:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:01Mark Normand?

  That's chestnut?

• 1:16:02Sam Morril?

  Ew.

• 1:16:02Mark Normand?

  Oh, looks like guts or maggots.

• 1:16:06Sam Morril?

  Looks like a fucking white guy who thinks he's black's hair in like the 90s.

• 1:16:09Mark Normand?

  Oh my god, Adam Duritz.

• 1:16:14Mark Normand?

  Oh, that does look good. Whoa, alright, we don't have to watch this.

• 1:16:18Sam Morril?

  Well, ice cream always looks good. You're not dazzling, like, ice cream, you're fucking up ice cream.

• 1:16:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:24Sam Morril?

  Fucking up ice cream or pizza is like a, it's like a talent, because it's so good inherently.

• 1:16:29Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:16:29Sam Morril?

  To fuck it up, it's like, you suck.

• 1:16:32Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:16:33Sam Morril?

  But, you know, yeah, I'm sick of these, like, I don't need balsamic glaze on my fucking ice cream.

• 1:16:37Mark Normand?

  Exactly, exactly.

• 1:16:38Sam Morril?

  Just hit me with like, classic shit.

• 1:16:39Mark Normand?

  It's like the people have to get crazy sexually, like, I put a horseshoe up my ass and then I kiss my dad's picture.

• 1:16:44Sam Morril?

  I like that, but I don't, no, but it's like, you know what it is, it's like an entertainer who's using too many gimmicks.

• 1:16:49Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:50Sam Morril?

  It's the sound cues of fucking sweets.

• 1:16:53Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 1:16:54Sam Morril?

  I'm fine with, I like a good froyo.

• 1:16:56Mark Normand?

  Give me, yeah, just give me the jokes.

• 1:16:57Sam Morril?

  I like a tart, I like a tart froyo with all the candies on top, I like that.

• 1:17:01Mark Normand?

  I don't do toppings.

• 1:17:02Sam Morril?

  You don't do toppings?

• 1:17:03Mark Normand?

  Nah, I like the ice cream pure, like my people, yeah, I just want it, I want vanilla bean, I don't want, I don't the...

• 1:17:10Sam Morril?

  I want January 6th, uh, White Tahitian.

• 1:17:12Mark Normand?

  It's just January 6th flavors, I just want, uh, the ice cream, I don't want a Hershey bar or Snickers. Alright.

• 1:17:20Sam Morril?

  You don't like, like, Ben and Jerry's and shit?

• 1:17:21Mark Normand?

  I do, but that's all mixed in, I don't like the toppings on top.

• 1:17:24Sam Morril?

  You just get a little stuff, you know what I really thought was annoying, is this craze of the, uh, the, what are they called, the rainbow sprinkle cakes or whatever they are?

• 1:17:33Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:17:33Sam Morril?

  Have you seen this shit? Everyone just like tapping it with the little spoon.

• 1:17:37Mark Normand?

  Oh, does it crack?

• 1:17:38Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:38Mark Normand?

  Oh, I know what you're talking about.

• 1:17:40Sam Morril?

  Doc cake, that's what it is.

• 1:17:41Mark Normand?

  Doc cake?

• 1:17:43Sam Morril?

  This craze, are they good?

• 1:17:45Speaker 05

  I mean, it's just cake.

• 1:17:46Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:48Mark Normand?

  Ah, it's hard to go wrong with cake.

• 1:17:49Sam Morril?

  These lines are becoming, I mean, it's, it's too much.

• 1:17:52Mark Normand?

  What is this craze of, like, like, froyo's new or something, there's, every froyo place has a line around the block now.

• 1:17:58Sam Morril?

  And then you see fucking Pinkberry with cobwebs on it.

• 1:18:00Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:18:01Sam Morril?

  They were the hot place for a minute.

• 1:18:03Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:03Sam Morril?

  But I'll tell you what's nice, if you want some Pinkberry, you can get it now.

• 1:18:06Mark Normand?

  You got that right.

• 1:18:06Sam Morril?

  That was, that was a curbep.

• 1:18:08Mark Normand?

  Was it?

• 1:18:09Sam Morril?

  The Pinkberry, they get it for the dying dog.

• 1:18:11Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's right, yeah, that's right.

• 1:18:13Sam Morril?

  But Pinkberry was a, I mean, I still like it, I think it still tastes good.

• 1:18:16Mark Normand?

  A plain Pinkberry has that great flavor.

• 1:18:19Sam Morril?

  I like that tart.

• 1:18:19Mark Normand?

  That tart is all, what it's all about, so good.

• 1:18:22Sam Morril?

  That's such an adult flavor.

• 1:18:23Mark Normand?

  It is, it's subtle.

• 1:18:25Sam Morril?

  As a kid, you want like chocolate or vanilla, but as an adult, you want a little, yeah, you want a little more, uh... I don't wanna say sophisticated, but it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a little twist.

• 1:18:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I know what you mean. You know what's weird about my kid? I give him an asparagus, he eats it. I give him a, a Cheerio, he eats it. I give him ice cream, he eats it. There's no like, whoa, ice cream. He doesn't react to food.

• 1:18:43Sam Morril?

  Maybe he's a serial killer.

• 1:18:44Mark Normand?

  May, must be. Something's up. I, I, I wanted to give him his first scoop of ice cream and watch him light up, but he was like-

• 1:18:50Sam Morril?

  You show him a dead body, he's like, meh.

• 1:18:52Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, the good news is he won't rat me out if I do anything. Cause he won't be, there's no reaction.

• 1:18:58Sam Morril?

  He likes asparagus.

• 1:18:59Mark Normand?

  Everything. He eats like a fucking football player.

• 1:19:01Sam Morril?

  That's a great sign, though, that he doesn't, that's good to not be a picky eater.

• 1:19:05Mark Normand?

  Yeah, great eater, great sleeper.

• 1:19:06Sam Morril?

  There's nothing worse than a, I mean, that's all you wanna have a kid.

• 1:19:09Mark Normand?

  I know. He sleeps 12 hours. It's unreal.

• 1:19:12Sam Morril?

  Something about a picky eater, it's just, God, you ever date a picky eater? It's, it just ruins the night.

• 1:19:17Mark Normand?

  It really does.

• 1:19:18Sam Morril?

  Part of the fun of dating someone is you split, you split stuff.

• 1:19:21Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:19:22Sam Morril?

  Picky is, is brutal.

• 1:19:23Mark Normand?

  Picky's brutal, then when they're with the waitress, they're like, oh, does it have this? Oh, can you change that? Put that on the side, put that in hell, change that. Can you make the steak a fish? You're like, what are you doing? You're changing the whole order.

• 1:19:34Sam Morril?

  You, you have to look at the waiter like, I know.

• 1:19:36Mark Normand?

  Yes, I always did that.

• 1:19:37Sam Morril?

  So, yeah. No, I, I dated someone that was really complicated, like matcha orders, and you're like, just fucking, just fucking figure it out.

• 1:19:44Mark Normand?

  Do you like coffee?

• 1:19:44Sam Morril?

  Is it Sweden? Is it, is it, yeah, it's probably Sweden. Can, it's gotta be, can I need like a coaster on, it's ice, it's gonna be too cold on my hand, I'm like, why can't you figure that out?

• 1:19:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, come on.

• 1:19:56Sam Morril?

  Double cupped or something, why is it? It was 800 irritants, and then you're like, I'm dating this person, what's wrong with me?

• 1:20:01Mark Normand?

  I know, exactly. And then when you wonder what she thinks about your body, you know, you're like, if you're nitpicking this coffee, what are you doing to my dick?

• 1:20:08Speaker 02

  Do you guys try and make the waiter laugh?

• 1:20:10Sam Morril?

  Sometimes. I don't wanna force it. If there's, if there's a moment that's, that's clear, be fortunate, you're a psycho. Fortunately, there's no, nothing's more corny than a guy who's like on with the waiter.

• 1:20:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:22Sam Morril?

  And you're just like, dude, fucking.

• 1:20:24Mark Normand?

  Well, you saw that montage of, uh, convenience and cars, and then somebody's like, these poor fucking waiters. And it's them be like, hey, bitch tits, you know, where's my grits? Whore, you know, whatever they're doing. But it's over and over and over, and the waiter's like, oh yeah, good one, Jerry. Good one, Ricky Gervais. Oh, real funny there, uh-

• 1:20:41Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but if you're the waiter, if it was those guys, that's kinda cool. You get a little story.

• 1:20:44Mark Normand?

  Of course. But like, like Martin Short and Mel Brooks are such hams. They're like going all in on that shit.

• 1:20:50Sam Morril?

  Do you think the saucers are like? Like, Jesus.

• 1:20:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah, they're doing the dumb and dumb with the ketchup and mustard.

• 1:20:57Sam Morril?

  Cool, cool. We gotta clean that later. Thanks.

• 1:20:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:21:00Sam Morril?

  No, that's, uh, I, I, I get what you're saying. Yeah, the, the, the always on is tough. Cause you gotta be bad in a thousand before. If you miss once, you're just like, fuck.

• 1:21:10Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:12Speaker 02

  Cause they're paid to laugh at your stupid shit.

• 1:21:14Mark Normand?

  Right. It's like a stripper.

• 1:21:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, totally.

• 1:21:16Mark Normand?

  But we're talking nitpicking. Can we do something about rental cars?

• 1:21:23Mark Normand?

  Just saying, the, I, the, the way to get a rental car is not been updated since 1984. What are we doing with rental car? I fly a six hour flight to LA. I got my kid under one arm, my wife under the other one. I got a dildo on my ass and I'm at the Avis in that fuck it. You take a shuttle, a shuttle after a, a six hour flight as hell with a baby. Then you get off the shuttle, everybody pours in like it's the, the capital, trying to riot it. You all wait in that mouse maze. Then you finally get up there and then they're like, you want the gas? No. You want insurance? No. Okay. We found you a, a Hummer from 1996. I'm like, what? I wanted a compact. Like, that's all that's left.

• 1:22:05Sam Morril?

  It's playing Smash Mouth the entire time you're driving it. We can't shut that off.

• 1:22:10Mark Normand?

  Then you go to the garage and they go, hey, your, your car's in G6. You're like, alright, great. You go down to G6, there's a line down there. I don't know, the whole thing. Fuck Avis, fuck budget, fuck all of you.

• 1:22:22Sam Morril?

  Yeah, they're tough and, and you always have to, I remember we had the deep lane once. It was one of those like, we were like circling the air for a while and it was like, yeah, we don't know when we're taking off. So had to, everyone gets off. We're trying to get a rental car. And yeah, it was like, I mean, you think it's bad normally when there's a crisis.

• 1:22:37Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:22:38Sam Morril?

  Fucking equipped.

• 1:22:40Mark Normand?

  It's just crazy. It's like, can I, I should be able to have a QR code cause I sign up online. Boop.

• 1:22:45Sam Morril?

  Yeah, there should just be an app like, oh, here's the keys. It's right there.

• 1:22:47Mark Normand?

  Exactly. You have all my information. You have a photo of my license, my insurance, everything. But it's like line after line, it's crazy.

• 1:22:54Sam Morril?

  Lines are brutal. So when you realize how much of traveling is waiting on lines.

• 1:22:58Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:22:59Sam Morril?

  When you really break it down, you're like, this fucking, this is insane.

• 1:23:02Mark Normand?

  Insane.

• 1:23:03Sam Morril?

  How much of your life, that's why people pay so much to cut lines.

• 1:23:06Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 1:23:07Sam Morril?

  Because it's like.

• 1:23:08Mark Normand?

  It's time.

• 1:23:09Sam Morril?

  It's time, you're wasting time, yeah.

• 1:23:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:12Sam Morril?

  That was a great Al Lubeel joke, remember that one?

• 1:23:14Mark Normand?

  Mm-mm.

• 1:23:15Sam Morril?

  Uh, time is, I'm another second closer to death. I'm another second closer to death. I'm another second closer to death. He goes, "Time is killing me. Time is wasting me. I think that's why I like to do nothing all day. Time's not gonna waste me. I'm gonna waste time."

• 1:23:27Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's fun.

• 1:23:29Sam Morril?

  He had a lot of great wordplay stuff.

• 1:23:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he was good.

• 1:23:31Sam Morril?

  He's got funny stuff.

• 1:23:32Mark Normand?

  Yeah, whatever happened to Lubeel?

• 1:23:33Sam Morril?

  I saw him at The Cellar the other night.

• 1:23:35Mark Normand?

  Oh, really? Alright.

• 1:23:36Sam Morril?

  Some, some good Letterman sets back in the day.

• 1:23:38Mark Normand?

  Great Lettermans. He was interesting, he was different. He was kind of cerebral.

• 1:23:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:43Mark Normand?

  Kinda kooky.

• 1:23:43Sam Morril?

  I loved his joke about, uh, how he, he was on a, a plane and some, someone was, it was just him and another guy. And he goes, "I just realized, my chance of dying of a heart attack has just doubled." Cause if he gets a heart attack, I can't fly this plane. I'm like, I'm okay dying from my heart attack, but, but his heart attack?

• 1:23:59Mark Normand?

  Ah, that's great.

• 1:24:01Sam Morril?

  It was just fun stuff like that.

• 1:24:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, he was fun. It was kinda Dimitri Martin-y, but Carlin-y.

• 1:24:08Sam Morril?

  A little chillier?

• 1:24:08Mark Normand?

  Yeah, a little chillier, yeah.

• 1:24:10Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I remember doing a gig with him way back in the day and he had, watched him do an hour, he's got some really good stuff.

• 1:24:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. You ever heard of Ronnie Shakes?

• 1:24:18Sam Morril?

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:24:19Mark Normand?

  He had some good stuff like that. Oh, yeah, he was smooth. Great one-liners. There he is, look at that eighties motherfucker right there.

• 1:24:27Sam Morril?

  Jogging, right?

• 1:24:28Mark Normand?

  Died jogging.

• 1:24:29Sam Morril?

  Oh god, what the fuck?

• 1:24:30Mark Normand?

  We might have brought him up with Seinfeld, actually.

• 1:24:32Sam Morril?

  We brought him up on episodes before, for sure.

• 1:24:34Mark Normand?

  From Brooklyn? Wow, that reminds me, Gene Shalit died.

• 1:24:38Sam Morril?

  Oh, yeah. Wow, he looks, yeah, he looks like him.

• 1:24:40Mark Normand?

  Looks a lot like Shalit. Crazy.

• 1:24:43Sam Morril?

  When did he die?

• 1:24:44Speaker 02

  I think last this week.

• 1:24:45Mark Normand?

  Two days ago.

• 1:24:45Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 1:24:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think a hundred years old, yeah.

• 1:24:48Mark Normand?

  Hundred years old?

• 1:24:49Speaker 02

  March twenty fifth, twenty nineteen twenty six.

• 1:24:52Sam Morril?

  Well, he had a great run. That was like the era of the film critic.

• 1:24:55Mark Normand?

  Totally.

• 1:24:55Sam Morril?

  A lot of those dudes like Rex Reed and Leonard Maltin.

• 1:24:58Mark Normand?

  Yes, Maltin.

• 1:24:59Sam Morril?

  I still read, if there's an Ebert, uh.

• 1:25:02Mark Normand?

  Review?

• 1:25:03Sam Morril?

  Review, I read it after every movie I watch.

• 1:25:05Mark Normand?

  It's not even him, but I read it.

• 1:25:06Sam Morril?

  No, no, the old ones.

• 1:25:07Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:25:08Sam Morril?

  The ones that are him are so well written. You know what I rewatched recently is Network?

• 1:25:12Mark Normand?

  Oh, classic.

• 1:25:13Sam Morril?

  I've been watching like fifteen years though probably, and I was like, man, it holds up.

• 1:25:16Mark Normand?

  Still relevant.

• 1:25:17Sam Morril?

  Fucking more than ever.

• 1:25:18Mark Normand?

  Totally.

• 1:25:19Sam Morril?

  This is TikTok. This is, uh, it's funny because I was trying to get a girl to watch it and she, it's hard to get someone to watch it where you're like, Network's not a sexy title. I'm like, trust me, it's fucking good. She's like, it's a network? I'm like, just fucking watch it.

• 1:25:32Mark Normand?

  It's sexy.

• 1:25:33Sam Morril?

  It is. Faye Dunaway, sexy and just a cold-blooded bitch.

• 1:25:38Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:25:39Sam Morril?

  Uh, Duval, so good. And William Holden.

• 1:25:41Speaker 02

  Amazing.

• 1:25:42Sam Morril?

  Who looks like he's fucking eighty-two.

• 1:25:44Speaker 02

  I think he died right after that, like.

• 1:25:45Sam Morril?

  You know he died?

• 1:25:46Speaker 02

  How he died?

• 1:25:47Sam Morril?

  Such a fucking drunk. He slipped and fell and hit his head and bled out.

• 1:25:50Mark Normand?

  Damn, yeah, old school.

• 1:25:52Sam Morril?

  Old school drunk, but him banging Faye Dunaway in that movie, you're like, this looks so wrong because, and they're probably not, the age difference is not great, but it's probably so much worse because of just his drinking.

• 1:26:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:04Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:26:05Sam Morril?

  Peter Finch, like, they look way older than they are in that movie because they're fucking booze bad. And Peter Finch died right after that, too.

• 1:26:11Speaker 02

  Maybe that's what I was thinking.

• 1:26:12Sam Morril?

  Well, they, yeah, and he won the Oscar.

• 1:26:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:14Sam Morril?

  Positively, yeah.

• 1:26:15Mark Normand?

  But how did he die?

• 1:26:16Sam Morril?

  He died from a heart attack.

• 1:26:17Mark Normand?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:26:18Sam Morril?

  But he's, yeah, he's, uh, Howard Beale in the movie.

• 1:26:21Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 1:26:21Sam Morril?

  They used to play that clip of games, I want you to stand up and I want you to get out of your seat.

• 1:26:25Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:26:26Sam Morril?

  And I want you to go, let's go Mets.

• 1:26:32Sam Morril?

  But, uh, dude, that movie fucking unreal.

• 1:26:35Mark Normand?

  So good.

• 1:26:36Sam Morril?

  It's one of the best scripts ever written.

• 1:26:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:38Sam Morril?

  Brilliant.

• 1:26:39Mark Normand?

  Brilliant.

• 1:26:40Speaker 02

  So I was planning for another guest to be here today, so I looked up a noir New York City movie.

• 1:26:45Sam Morril?

  Whoa.

• 1:26:46Speaker 02

  And this, I recommend this, Blast of Silence.

• 1:26:49Mark Normand?

  Sixty-one is late for a noir.

• 1:26:51Sam Morril?

  Who's in this one? Who made this?

• 1:26:51Speaker 02

  It's just this one guy here. He directed it and starred in it. I don't know his name. Uh.

• 1:26:56Sam Morril?

  How do you, how do you get turned on to this one?

• 1:26:58Speaker 02

  I, I saw someone's on TikTok talking about movies and I found it based off a movie he was, this guy Alan Barron, he directed it and wrote it.

• 1:27:07Mark Normand?

  Who's the lead?

• 1:27:07Speaker 02

  And they made it for like twenty thousand dollars.

• 1:27:09Mark Normand?

  Wow, well sixty one.

• 1:27:10Speaker 02

  And it's just a hitman wandering through New York, waiting to do his hit.

• 1:27:15Mark Normand?

  Whoa, what a name, written by Waldo Salt.

• 1:27:20Mark Normand?

  Good times.

• 1:27:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's got a day before he's got to perform his hit and so it's just his day.

• 1:27:24Mark Normand?

  That's pretty cool.

• 1:27:25Speaker 02

  And no one in the movie knows really in a movie, like you could see extras are just people in New York City.

• 1:27:30Mark Normand?

  Whoa, was it, was it, did it drag? Was it good?

• 1:27:34Speaker 02

  I, I did doze. A little bit, there was like a love scene and I was like, uh, I did talk a little bit. I was watching at 2am. But it's a good payoff, it's a nice movie.

• 1:27:43Sam Morril?

  I've heard a lot of movies from just like my, just scrolling Instagram or TikTok or whatever, usually Instagram, but it'll be guys being like, movies you gotta see. And you're like, alright, and then once they get a couple of good ones that you've seen, you're like, alright, this has credit value.

• 1:27:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:56Sam Morril?

  I'll give it a shot. And then, yeah, I mean, that's like a film rec, but also I'm friends with you guys, you guys are always throwing recs at me.

• 1:28:03Mark Normand?

  I saw one of those clips for Paris, Texas. One guy just broke down how great that movie is and how

• 1:28:07Sam Morril?

  Beautiful looking, man.

• 1:28:08Mark Normand?

  Pretty it is, they don't make movies like that anymore.

• 1:28:11Sam Morril?

  I just watched Fire Down Below with Segal, it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but Harry Dean Stanton's in it.

• 1:28:16Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:28:16Mark Normand?

  It's such a turd.

• 1:28:17Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:28:18Sam Morril?

  But those Segal movies, the bad ones are fucking hilarious.

• 1:28:21Mark Normand?

  Oh, man.

• 1:28:22Speaker 02

  Talking about turds.

• 1:28:23Mark Normand?

  Three part saga.

• 1:28:24Sam Morril?

  That was.

• 1:28:25Mark Normand?

  That was like Star Wars.

• 1:28:26Sam Morril?

  Fire Down Below, indeed. That was fucking rough. That was disgusting.

• 1:28:30Mark Normand?

  Still better than the Segal movie.

• 1:28:32Sam Morril?

  Only slightly though, it was pretty bad.

• 1:28:35Mark Normand?

  That was that same.

• 1:28:35Sam Morril?

  That was like, that was like this, uh, this Segal movie, you've had better. You've had some under siege farts, those are better. But, uh, no, Fire Down Below is just a fucking turd, but it's, I'm, it's hilarious.

• 1:28:47Speaker 02

  Does he claim Native American?

• 1:28:49Sam Morril?

  It actually was a bomb, it was like the beginning of the end.

• 1:28:51Mark Normand?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:28:52Sam Morril?

  Is he Native American?

• 1:28:53Speaker 02

  Does he claim it? Cause there's just no way.

• 1:28:56Sam Morril?

  I don't know, but dude, the out, look at the outfits in this movie. I mean, that, that one's absurd, but yeah, what is this suede thing he's wearing? It's like a suede blazer.

• 1:29:03Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:03Sam Morril?

  I mean, these are fucking rough.

• 1:29:06Mark Normand?

  Nineties, baby.

• 1:29:07Speaker 03

  Someone asked if you were gonna watch the Nicolas Cage Spider-Man?

• 1:29:12Mark Normand?

  What?

• 1:29:12Sam Morril?

  I don't know.

• 1:29:13Mark Normand?

  Oh, I am watching.

• 1:29:14Sam Morril?

  Noir. My question is, why does it always have to be existing IP? Like, maybe it's good, but does it always have to be like a spider detective?

• 1:29:22Mark Normand?

  I know, and we are.

• 1:29:24Sam Morril?

  The Spider-verse shit was good, I'll admit.

• 1:29:25Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 1:29:25Sam Morril?

  I was surprised by how good it was. It just, I guess it just, in theory, annoys me.

• 1:29:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah. How many iterations of this are we gonna do? It's like Marvel or Fast and Furious 18. We Calvin and Hobbes, what's the other one? Hobbes and Shaw?

• 1:29:39Sam Morril?

  Like, we wouldn't do a love story, but we'd do it with cars. Fast and the Furious. You know, it's, oh, yeah, it's always gotta be like.

• 1:29:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:29:48Sam Morril?

  The existing, they're so uncreative. So, in theory, I'm like, I'm not pumped to watch. Have you seen it?

• 1:29:53Speaker 02

  I did.

• 1:29:54Sam Morril?

  You liked it?

• 1:29:54Speaker 02

  I liked the first two episodes, but something really cool.

• 1:29:56Mark Normand?

  Oh, it's a show?

• 1:29:57Speaker 02

  It's a show. They ask you in the beginning, do you wanna watch this in black and white or color? So you can watch it.

• 1:30:01Sam Morril?

  I'm guessing you want black and white.

• 1:30:02Speaker 02

  We did color, because I was watching for my son.

• 1:30:05Sam Morril?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:30:05Speaker 02

  I think you'd get bored in the black and white.

• 1:30:06Mark Normand?

  But haven't we learned with Backrooms and Obsession that you just need a good movie? We don't need this IP anymore. Enough's enough. By the way, I got a rec.

• 1:30:15Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:16Mark Normand?

  You guys watching, Apple TV is killing it. They're like the new HBO.

• 1:30:20Sam Morril?

  They're good.

• 1:30:20Mark Normand?

  Uh. What the hell is it called? Widows Bay.

• 1:30:25Sam Morril?

  Never heard of it.

• 1:30:26Mark Normand?

  You got me on.

• 1:30:27Sam Morril?

  What is it?

• 1:30:28Mark Normand?

  It's a, it's kind of a horri comedy thriller-y show with this guy from that show with Claire Danes. He's really, he's a great actor.

• 1:30:38Sam Morril?

  Uh, wait, what's his name again?

• 1:30:39Mark Normand?

  What's his goddamn name?

• 1:30:41Sam Morril?

  Go to cast, Peter.

• 1:30:42Speaker 02

  Matthew Rees.

• 1:30:42Mark Normand?

  Matthew Rees. Great, yeah, great actor.

• 1:30:46Speaker 02

  He's gotta be English, right?

• 1:30:47Mark Normand?

  He must be.

• 1:30:48Speaker 02

  I'm sure he's covering up for an accent.

• 1:30:49Mark Normand?

  He looks kooky.

• 1:30:50Sam Morril?

  Oh, shit, Steven Root?

• 1:30:52Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:30:53Sam Morril?

  Wasn't he supposed to do our podcast? What happened with that?

• 1:30:55Speaker 02

  Steven Root?

• 1:30:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's just not available when we were available.

• 1:30:58Sam Morril?

  Damn, he would've been a cool, that guy's career's crazy.

• 1:31:00Mark Normand?

  Oh, my god, what a career.

• 1:31:01Speaker 02

  It's directed by that guy Hero, who does Atlanta.

• 1:31:05Mark Normand?

  That's right, that's right.

• 1:31:06Speaker 02

  It's done really well.

• 1:31:07Sam Morril?

  Alright, I'll check this out.

• 1:31:08Mark Normand?

  Really fun, and I don't like horror, but it's, it's like spooky more than horror.

• 1:31:14Speaker 02

  With comedy mixed in.

• 1:31:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah, a lot of good jokes.

• 1:31:16Sam Morril?

  I'm checking this out this week.

• 1:31:17Mark Normand?

  Subtle jokes. Real cast of characters. He's in this small town in New England, like an island, like a Martha's Vineyard-type place. And everybody's a kook and weird.

• 1:31:28Mark Normand?

  Hey, I'm back.

• 1:31:29Sam Morril?

  You're on a bad one today, dude. These are... Woo! These are...

• 1:31:34Mark Normand?

  Ship that right to Bargatze.

• 1:31:35Sam Morril?

  You're not at your best here.

• 1:31:37Mark Normand?

  Or David Cross.

• 1:31:38Sam Morril?

  You're warming up for the parade. You gotta say some good ones for the...

• 1:31:42Mark Normand?

  Bringing the kid to the parade.

• 1:31:43Sam Morril?

  Are you?

• 1:31:44Mark Normand?

  10 a.m., yeah.

• 1:31:44Sam Morril?

  Damn, well, you might wanna get there earlier.

• 1:31:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah, you're probably right.

• 1:31:48Sam Morril?

  It's exciting, dude.

• 1:31:49Mark Normand?

  But yeah, I'm gonna throw him in that big Brunson jersey.

• 1:31:51Sam Morril?

  Aww.

• 1:31:51Mark Normand?

  I'll wear the Hewing.

• 1:31:53Sam Morril?

  I love it.

• 1:31:54Speaker 02

  All right, where are you gonna be, Stinky?

• 1:31:56Mark Normand?

  Oh, hey, we're all sold out, I think, at Royal Oak, so, uh, try to get a ticket.

• 1:32:00Sam Morril?

  That's a big room.

• 1:32:01Mark Normand?

  Big room, yeah. Can't wait, I haven't been there in years. Hilarities, baby, we added a show there. Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle, first time, not the last. SideSplitters in Tampa. Uh, Cobb's Comedy Club in SF, we added a Late Show on Thursday. Houston Improv, come on out, Texas, sorry about the Spurs. Zany's in Nashville. And Pittsburgh Improv, Casino Regina, and Laugh Shop in Calgary. Come on, bud, get some Bodega Cat. What do you got?

• 1:32:30Sam Morril?

  I'm about to add some more stuff, but as of now, yeah, just Europe still. We got Lisbon, Athens, Budapest, Zagreb in Croatia, Vienna, Warsaw added a show there. We got Helsinki, Stockholm, and Copenhagen, and then I'll be back. And, uh, seems like we're shooting the movie October 1st, from what I've heard.

• 1:32:50Mark Normand?

  Woo, is that right?

• 1:32:51Sam Morril?

  That's what they said, but we'll see, but...

• 1:32:52Speaker 02

  Do you have a release date for your spec?

• 1:32:54Sam Morril?

  Seems like the special is coming out. Thanks for the lead, Mark. Something I worked very hard on.

• 1:32:59Mark Normand?

  It's a problem.

• 1:33:00Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I think the, I think this special should be late October, or late September, rather.

• 1:33:04Mark Normand?

  Oh, hey, that's exciting.

• 1:33:06Sam Morril?

  Keep an eye out, keep an eye out, uh, but yeah, we'll have a new announcement soon, but, uh, yeah, and buy some Bodega Cat whiskey, bodeacatwhiskey.com.

• 1:33:12Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:33:13Sam Morril?

  DM our, uh, Bodega Cat Whiskey, uh, Instagram.

• 1:33:17Mark Normand?

  Oh, oh, yeah.

• 1:33:18Sam Morril?

  Matt Herman, yeah, if you want it there, and, uh...

• 1:33:20Mark Normand?

  Hit up Herman. We sold a ton in Irvine, so that, thank you to the fans.

• 1:33:24Sam Morril?

  Hopefully that is the test that they will pass, that's what we got here.

• 1:33:28Speaker 02

  Our Pushing Boulder doc that I did with Mark is... When this comes out at 500,000.

• 1:33:33Mark Normand?

  Hey, we did half a mil, very excited.

• 1:33:35Speaker 02

  Which is crazy for a doc.

• 1:33:36Sam Morril?

  Looks great, man.

• 1:33:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:37Sam Morril?

  And by the way, I saw the promo we shot for Ryan Hamilton. It's awesome.

• 1:33:40Mark Normand?

  So cool.

• 1:33:41Sam Morril?

  Yeah, yeah, he showed it to me. Inspired by Point Blank.

• 1:33:43Mark Normand?

  Yes!

• 1:33:44Sam Morril?

  He explained to me afterwards and I was like, it looks familiar. It's funny because we were talking about that movie with Jezelnik, but, and, and I love that movie, but, uh, yeah, it looked great, man. It looked awesome.

• 1:33:51Mark Normand?

  Yeah, it really looked good.

• 1:33:52Sam Morril?

  And we'll hopefully have Ryan on very soon.

• 1:33:54Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes. Can we see the Point Blank scene? I just would love to see the reference. We don't have to do it on air, but yeah.

• 1:33:59Speaker 03

  Today's also Father's Day.

• 1:34:01Mark Normand?

  Oh!

• 1:34:02Sam Morril?

  Happy Father's Day to all the dads. You, you, and us.

• 1:34:05Mark Normand?

  Rick Brunson.

• 1:34:06Sam Morril?

  Rick Brunson did a good job.

• 1:34:08Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:34:09Speaker 02

  Listen to this.

• 1:34:10Mark Normand?

  I don't know the, oh, look at that Tarantino story.

• 1:34:12Sam Morril?

  Also reminds me a little, yeah, Jackie Brown, right?

• 1:34:14Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:34:15Speaker 03

  That's the same hallway.

• 1:34:17Mark Normand?

  LAX.

• 1:34:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, same color.

• 1:34:18Sam Morril?

  But the vibe is very different. Like, she was just on the walkway. He's, it's like.

• 1:34:23Mark Normand?

  Up on 110th Street.

• 1:34:26Sam Morril?

  Great fucking opening.

• 1:34:27Mark Normand?

  Great. The Delphonics. Or Deltonics. Whoa, great scene. Now, who'd you get doing the makeup? Did you have that in there?

• 1:34:36Sam Morril?

  Yeah, Hamilton looks old here, but. No, cool movie. Yeah, I can't wait for Ryan's special too, so.

• 1:34:42Mark Normand?

  All right, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

• 1:34:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah, yeah, you're literally shitting yourself. We gotta wrap this up. All right. You're the best guy. Thank you. Go Knicks. Get some bodega cats.

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