Sam Tallent & The Korean Cocoon

Comedian and author Sam Tallent joins TigerBelly. We chat chaotic improv, the great meeting debate, keeping cinema alive, mixing up R’s and L’s, worst airlines, the Korean Cocoon, awkward Kat encounters, and Joe Rogan. Start your free trial at www.shopify.com/tigerbelly http://www.shopify.com/tigerbelly There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at www.bluechew.com http://www.bluechew.com And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code BELLY. Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at www.joinbilt.com/belly. http://www.joinbilt.com/belly. Go to http://kalshi.com/r/TIGERBELLY to check out Kalshi. This link will apply code TIGERBELLY to unlock your rewards, Listeners can trade $25 and receive $25 with our exclusive offer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm not good at improv, right?

• 1:30Speaker 03

  They have a great ceramicist program. Yeah.

• 1:32Speaker 04

  I love that.

• 1:32Bobby Lee?

  I know. Look at my hands.

• 1:34Speaker 03

  Huge. Wow.

• 1:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:36Speaker 03

  So those are hard hands.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Off me. Fuck.

• 1:38Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 1:40Speaker 03

  We're both Ronin.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Sorry about that. We're Ronin, dude. You know what a Ronin is? Don't tell them.

• 1:45Speaker 04

  Ronin, is that a type of, uh...

• 1:49Speaker 05

  I was gonna say they do boner pills.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, I know some authors.

• 2:19Speaker 04

  I thought we were gonna do camel noise.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a... Yeah, can you Google a camel noise first?

• 2:24Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, no. We have to do it first and then hear what it sounds like.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Ahhh. Okay, good. Go ahead.

• 2:30Speaker 00

  Pretty good.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Boo.

• 2:34Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 2:37Speaker 03

  Spitting, yes.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  Spitting.

• 2:39Speaker 03

  Spitting is key.

• 2:39Speaker 04

  That's a llama.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Nope. I'm not done.

• 2:42Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Huu. I'm so sorry. Can you give me another shot?

• 2:47Speaker 03

  That was him passing a stone.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  Huu. Right.

• 2:49Speaker 04

  Action.

• 2:57Speaker 03

  He's gone Buddha cut.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:58Speaker 04

  He shit himself a little bit.

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  Dude, squirts, right? And trembles. Speaking of fear trembling, that's what happened down there. Went Kicker Garden. Now, give me that animal noise and we'll try to all do it.

• 3:11Speaker 05

  Oh, no. Okay.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Cause I've never heard an animal.

• 3:13Speaker 03

  Spitting is a core component of the camel.

• 3:14Speaker 05

  It is. It's incredible. Yeah. And they, they love to spit.

• 3:17Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:21Speaker 05

  Honestly...

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Wait, yeah. Let's see, can you do it louder?

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how to do it.

• 3:30Speaker 04

  That sounds like a creaky horse.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  It sounded like yours, kind of.

• 3:35Speaker 05

  It kinda did, and I hate to say it.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  You hate to say it?

• 3:38Speaker 05

  I hate to say it.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm great at camel competition.

• 3:41Speaker 05

  It really bothers me.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  And I go to Orange County, right? And I compete every year.

• 3:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  But anyway.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  In the best camel competition, they never...

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Are there other animal noises that you can do, Sam?

• 3:49Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, for sure.

• 3:53Speaker 03

  One, yes and.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:56Speaker 00

  Okay, I guess.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  This is a yes and podcast.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  That is why we're here.

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're here to do yes ands.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  Okay, how about this?

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  All right, yeah.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  I make the noise, you tell me what it is.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love this game.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  Okay, we'll start easy.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  It can also be, um, people.

• 4:10Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 4:11Speaker 03

  All right, people in the room?

• 4:12Speaker 04

  How about...

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  No, like, like for instance, you know, if there's a celebrity that has certain quirks and you get incorporated into an animal.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, I'll, I'll start with the celebrity animal.

• 4:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Yes, animal.

• 4:24Speaker 03

  Okay, so here we go. Really easy.

• 4:31Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  That, I, I don't hear any celebrity.

• 4:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Think, think the famous milk.

• 4:39Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Is it when...

• 4:41Speaker 04

  How?

• 4:42Speaker 03

  Close.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Is that the sound where Johnny Depp discovered the poo?

• 4:46Speaker 03

  This was actually from the Amber Heard track.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  I knew it!

• 4:51Speaker 03

  That is what he...

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  I, dude, Sam, you and I are linked in. That's exactly what it was.

• 4:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? You're out.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  I, I asked you if your name was like the Egyptian god and you said, "I'm not sure." All right?

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you don't like... No, no, that's a guest.

• 5:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  He, all the information he wants to know, you have to give him.

• 5:10Speaker 05

  Well, I just didn't wanna say no, because people say that and I go, "No, it's not." And I hate saying that, so I go, "I don't know, maybe."

• 5:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 5:15Speaker 03

  I would have much rather you went, "No, you idiot." That would have been much better than to kind of...

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  Ask me, Scott.

• 5:20Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Sam, I mean.

• 5:21Speaker 03

  Scott.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Scott, ask me, Scott.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  Hey, hey, Benji. Respect for the guest. Hey, Benji, is his name like the Egyptian god?

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  Awesome.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  Now we can have a foundation of friendship.

• 5:32Speaker 05

  I messed up.

• 5:33Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  I messed up.

• 5:34Speaker 04

  I'd like to do this game now. I'd like to do a, uh, one of the nouns, if that's okay.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  Please.

• 5:39Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 5:40Speaker 04

  I thought we were still playing that game.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  No, we're not.

• 5:42Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we all know, us three guys? We know when games are over.

• 5:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. That's what boys know.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  That's what...

• 5:51Speaker 03

  That's a boy thing. It's in the marrow of our bone.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  It's the marrow of our bone.

• 5:55Speaker 03

  Meanwhile, you're like, "Let's do one more," and we're already eating rocks. And being kind of racist.

• 6:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  But if you'd like to continue the game?

• 6:02Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  We shall.

• 6:03Speaker 04

  Just one, just one more.

• 6:04Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  But what is it again? What the, I forgot what the game was.

• 6:07Speaker 05

  You're an animal and a celebrity at the same time, I believe?

• 6:11Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 6:11Speaker 05

  And so we have to guess which and which...

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 6:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, like...

• 6:14Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  It's this animal celebrity.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  I feel like Ryan Stiles.

• 6:19Speaker 00

  Great reference.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm walking here. Oh, it's so bad.

• 6:28Speaker 03

  Is that like an Italian crane?

• 6:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  It's so bad. Let, let's, let's sit in the silence of that.

• 6:35Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  Can we sit in the silence of that?

• 6:37Speaker 00

  We're here.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  And let me just reiterate what you said.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  Ew, what's going on around here?

• 6:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm gonna do my version of what I heard.

• 6:47Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm on two feet right now. Moving.

• 6:53Speaker 04

  That was awesome.

• 6:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's a flamingo.

• 6:57Speaker 03

  A flamingo.

• 6:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:59Speaker 03

  A Jewish flamingo.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  Come on, that was good. That was good. That was good. That was good.

• 7:02Speaker 00

  That was great.

• 7:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:03Speaker 00

  That was really good.

• 7:03Speaker 05

  We found it.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  That was really good.

• 7:05Speaker 04

  Maybe the game's over now?

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not over yet. Now it's not over.

• 7:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  The boys just gotta start it.

• 7:09Speaker 03

  Seven more rounds. The live chat's going crazy for this great game.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  Your turn.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  I, I, no, I won't do it.

• 7:18Speaker 03

  No, no, no. I'm the guest. Your turn.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead. Your turn.

• 7:21Speaker 05

  All right, so I'm doing an animal and a celebrity?

• 7:23Speaker 03

  Ah, never mind. Bobby, you're up.

• 7:25Speaker 00

  The game hasn't changed in the last 15 minutes.

• 7:28Speaker 03

  Yeah. I thought you had one more.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  The game is set.

• 7:30Speaker 00

  I panicked. I panicked.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.

• 7:33Speaker 00

  Okay, um, okay.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  See, these are, I'll, I'll tell you why I like these games.

• 7:38Speaker 03

  Fills the hour.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  It not only, not only kills the time.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. For sure, yeah.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Very good, Sam, right? But it also...

• 7:47Speaker 03

  Something between ad reads, folks.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, something, yeah. We're just, you know, filling people with just waste. You're, you're right, and then they die.

• 7:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's how life is.

• 7:56Speaker 03

  Sometimes they die listening to this bit. Like, someone might have a massive emolism.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Here's what it is, but, uh, my friend.

• 8:04Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  My young Padawan.

• 8:06Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Uh, we're trying to get you, um, outside your comfort zone.

• 8:11Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Right? And these impressions and these things make you nervous.

• 8:15Speaker 05

  They do.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I want you to commit.

• 8:17Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Animal, celebrity here, baby.

• 8:21Speaker 05

  Okay. I got it.

• 8:23Speaker 04

  And...

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  And commit, and imagine this. You're in front of Lorne Michaels. And now the whole SNL, we did, they decided, "We're only doing animal celebrities."

• 8:33Speaker 03

  I'm very excited to watch your impression of a celebrity animal.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 8:38Speaker 04

  And I'm writing things down.

• 8:40Speaker 03

  Yes, this is my 21-year-old assistant.

• 8:42Speaker 04

  I'm writing the, I'm writing it down.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  I guess it's not Tina Fey. Okay, let's, uh, no one, no one agreed that.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  Her name is actually Tina Fey.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, hi.

• 8:51Speaker 03

  Different person.

• 8:52Speaker 04

  I'm Tina Fey.

• 8:53Speaker 03

  Very good.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Hey, you know, you know who I am?

• 8:56Speaker 03

  Yes. You're Bowen Yang.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah! That's who I am, I'm Bowen Yang. I forgot to name it, but thank you so much. I'm Bowen Yang.

• 9:04Speaker 03

  The only one to break my barricades. Somehow he snuck in. We were pretty close with Rob Schneider.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  It's getting tight.

• 9:14Speaker 04

  All right.

• 9:15Speaker 03

  All right.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, go ahead.

• 9:16Speaker 03

  Enough out of you, homosexual.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Very funny.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god, he's the best.

• 9:22Speaker 03

  I'm Lorne.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Lorne Michaels is the best, guys. Go ahead, um, select your name.

• 9:27Speaker 05

  Uh, my name is Ramsey Bedawi.

• 9:29Speaker 03

  Is that like the Egyptian god?

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good one! Very funny.

• 9:32Speaker 03

  No touching, Bowen.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sorry.

• 9:34Speaker 03

  I don't wanna catch the human...

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Stay hydrated.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, uh, what, where are you from?

• 9:40Speaker 05

  Um, I'm from Orange County, California.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that where the camel women are?

• 9:45Speaker 04

  Camels.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  The camels that dress up with the, oh, we love those.

• 9:47Speaker 05

  The annual cam...

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  We should do a sketch like that.

• 9:49Speaker 03

  I'm allergic to citrus.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck? Okay, um, go ahead. What are you gonna do today?

• 9:55Speaker 05

  I'm doing an impression, an animal and a celebrity impression.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  I did not know you were allergic to citrus.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  Well, I've never been to Orange County.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead. What are you gonna do for us today? We have 15 other people.

• 10:06Speaker 05

  Uh, an animal and a celebrity impression.

• 10:08Speaker 03

  Say it one more time, see if it gets funnier.

• 10:13Speaker 05

  Well, he is, he is...

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  Bowen's good.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're drowning. I don't, well, I don't... You already lost the audition. Well, you guys have no confidence.

• 10:22Speaker 04

  Give him a chance. Come on.

• 10:24Speaker 03

  Enough, woman.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  Go finish your glue.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Tina, we will. Go ahead.

• 10:29Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 10:33Speaker 03

  What is, what is that? Get out.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Get out.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Get the fuck out.

• 10:41Speaker 03

  We already have a guy who does Curious Pink Panther.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yes. It's also hacking. Flip Wilson did it in the seventies.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  Do you know Flip Wilson?

• 10:50Speaker 05

  I, no, I do not know Flip Wilson.

• 10:52Speaker 03

  We used to play handball.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  It was always his hand, my ball.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Hey.

• 10:59Speaker 03

  I don't touch.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  You have anything else for us?

• 11:03Speaker 05

  Uh, that was really the only thing I prepared.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  No, do, uh, we, do another thing.

• 11:08Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 11:10Speaker 04

  Or maybe tell us your.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Awesome.

• 11:12Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 11:13Speaker 05

  All right.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Do another thing. Commit better.

• 11:15Speaker 05

  All right, all right. Celebrity and an animal.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, that's it. We gotta, we gotta move on.

• 11:25Speaker 03

  He keeps smelling his knuckles.

• 11:28Speaker 05

  I was trying to get into elephant.

• 11:29Speaker 03

  Hold on, let's see more of that guy.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:32Speaker 03

  Smelly hand guy.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, maybe we could, you know what, Lauren? Maybe we could develop a character with him right now.

• 11:36Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so yeah, you're smugging the knuckles, you're smugging the knuckles.

• 11:39Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa. And, oh, he puts his hands up like that. So it's an actual.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  His, it's like his nose is blooming.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  It's a blooming nose.

• 11:48Speaker 04

  I think it's a trunk.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  I'd like to put you in one.

• 11:52Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Good one, Lauren.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  How long can you guys hold your breath?

• 11:58Speaker 03

  That's a classic audition bit.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Sam's here. Give him a round of.

• 12:04Speaker 03

  That wasn't Lauren Michael, guys. I'm sorry. Let me pull back the curtain.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so how I met Sam, um, was, I don't really know.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  I can tell you.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  I, I guess I met him in Montreal.

• 12:16Speaker 03

  You were a lighthouse. You and Santino were both two beacons, because I was up there as an Unrep New Face in 2019.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 12:23Speaker 03

  You guys know Montreal, the King Making Comedy Festival.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Is it?

• 12:26Speaker 03

  Oh, I mean, remember Chicken?

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I know Chicken.

• 12:29Speaker 03

  You know Chicken? Michael?

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  I knew Chicken.

• 12:31Speaker 05

  Did you know Chicken?

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Michael Rook?

• 12:32Speaker 03

  You know him? That's cool.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  He died. So I don't know him anymore.

• 12:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:36Speaker 04

  Was he a celebrity?

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Did you know that he died?

• 12:38Speaker 03

  No.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you really know he died?

• 12:40Speaker 03

  No.

• 12:40Speaker 05

  I think he.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  I don't read Bobber Monthly.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:43Speaker 05

  Pretty sure he killed himself.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  That was Charlie Rocket. I think Charlie Rocket was found with his throat slit.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Charlie Rocket and also Chicken.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  Chicken.

• 12:51Speaker 05

  I think Chicken, yeah.

• 12:52Speaker 04

  Rocket and Chicken?

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Anything that starts with a C.

• 12:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any wacky name.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Chaka Chaka is next. Chaka Chaka's gonna kill himself.

• 12:59Speaker 05

  Not Chaka Chaka.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Chaka Chaka is two C, it's a C.

• 13:01Speaker 03

  What? Isn't that an Egyptian god's name?

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's his god. Yeah, Chaka. We got, find the name. We find the name, yeah.

• 13:07Speaker 05

  Chaka Chaka.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  What's Chaka Chaka about?

• 13:08Speaker 05

  Chaka Chaka is about the sun and the river combined.

• 13:11Speaker 03

  Nice, man.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh my, don't you love when landmass and rivers combined?

• 13:14Speaker 05

  Combined.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  Sounds like honey.

• 13:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love peninsula.

• 13:17Speaker 04

  Or nectar.

• 13:17Speaker 03

  Dude, I like a jetty.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Jets are nice.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  I like when the man gets involved and says, put some rocks out there.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:23Speaker 03

  Now we can walk on it.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Do they ever find dead bodies on a jetty?

• 13:25Speaker 03

  All the time.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:26Speaker 03

  Why else would you go to a jetty?

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  That's where I collect them.

• 13:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. If you ever want a dead body, go to a jetty.

• 13:31Speaker 03

  Go to a jetty.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:32Speaker 03

  And look, you're not just gonna find one, okay?

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:35Speaker 03

  This isn't under the boardwalk dead bodies.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 13:37Speaker 03

  You got all types. You got refugees washed up, you got drug deals gone wrong at sea.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  If you wanna know what the refugees, I could tell you the refugees.

• 13:44Speaker 03

  Please.

• 13:44Speaker 04

  Tell us.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Haitians.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  Hmong?

• 13:47Speaker 05

  Hmong.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  Hey, fuck you, guy. What are you trying, you point at me, call me Hmong?

• 13:52Speaker 03

  No, you're not Hmong. You're Korean.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you looked at me, you could have a Hmong head.

• 13:56Speaker 03

  No.

• 13:57Speaker 05

  I don't, you do have a.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  I'm not, hey, by the way, I'm not falling for this. I'm not gonna.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:02Speaker 03

  Nice guy.

• 14:05Speaker 03

  I'm gonna hook it on your own piece.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  What is Hmong head?

• 14:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, Hmong head?

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:09Speaker 03

  It's a delicious fish stew. Thanks.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Eh, eh, eh, yeah.

• 14:13Speaker 03

  I'm a big fan of the Hmong community.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  I do, too. I love them. They come to all my shows.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  They made Minneapolis.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Minnesota and those areas. I love them a lot.

• 14:20Speaker 04

  Where are they from originally?

• 14:21Speaker 03

  What?

• 14:22Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, guess.

• 14:23Speaker 03

  I'm not falling for this.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you should fall for it. She doesn't know anything.

• 14:25Speaker 03

  No, no, because this could be very big disputed.

• 14:28Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:28Speaker 04

  So the Hmong, the Hmong community is obviously refugees.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  I'm in the Hung community.

• 14:33Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 14:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, here we go.

• 14:34Speaker 04

  I'm in the Dung community.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 14:37Speaker 03

  That's bad juju.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  No, that was it, that was it.

• 14:39Speaker 03

  Let's fix it. Let's fix it. This is, I'm not gonna pull back. See?

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 14:43Speaker 03

  All right, you can trust it.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Very nice.

• 14:43Speaker 03

  You can trust it.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  Very nice.

• 14:45Speaker 03

  The Hmong are from the, uh, the diaspora of the Vietnamese, the Vietnam War.

• 14:51Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  Laos, Cambodia.

• 14:53Speaker 04

  Got it.

• 14:53Speaker 03

  They were, I think, of the northern Vietnamese community, but they were borderless in that way.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Aren't they mountainous people?

• 14:59Speaker 03

  You know what? None of my business, all right? What they are is hardworking Americans.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Why, why, why is mountainous a thing?

• 15:06Speaker 03

  Hey, mountainous means a lot of things to a lot of people.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  If I said to you, I, I, I'm from a mountainous region, would you look down on me?

• 15:12Speaker 03

  I'd look down your shirt, because I think you had a huge.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I don't live, I'm not talking to you while I'm on top of the mountain.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  Kelling over there.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway.

• 15:21Speaker 04

  Would you describe a woman as having a mountainous chest?

• 15:24Speaker 03

  Oh, I'd say she looks like the Sungarete Christos.

• 15:26Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 15:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'm a mid-range breast guy.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's weird. Hmm. Doing my research on you, I found that out.

• 15:34Speaker 03

  You like a bee.

• 15:35Speaker 05

  That's what Gemini says.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Are you, are you being sarcastic right now?

• 15:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  I don't think.

• 15:39Speaker 03

  I'm riffing on the funny show. I'm sorry. Sorry, host. Did you not get the memo?

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:49Speaker 03

  I faxed it over.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, there you go.

• 15:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  I love you, bro.

• 15:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  There you go. Yeah, so, um, I don't know how we met.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  I do, because you were so nice to me, bro, and you had a, you had a fanny pack. You had a fanny pack full of, uh, different Juul Pod flavors.

• 16:03Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 16:04Speaker 03

  And I was like, dude, I'm out of Juul Pods, and you dumped them out and gave me two of each flavor. It was so nice. And then you got in your helicopter and rode back to the.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  I did have a helicopter. I don't know. Southwest.

• 16:13Speaker 03

  Could have been a fan boat. I don't know. It was Canada.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, what's the worst airline?

• 16:19Speaker 03

  Uh, it was, it's Allegiant, for sure. Or Sun Country. People forget about Frontier and they think Spirit. No, it's Allegiant, it's Sun Country, it's Breeze. These are all brutal airlines.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  And do you take them?

• 16:30Speaker 03

  I have in, in my showbiz career.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Early on.

• 16:33Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Well, and also last week to Richmond.

• 16:38Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  I know, so you took, what?

• 16:41Speaker 03

  Uh, I think I flew Allegiant last week to Richmond.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  And so, describe to me, okay, I'm, because I've only flown on the biggies.

• 16:48Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. Yeah.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Delta.

• 16:50Speaker 04

  Delta.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  American.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Shopify. Shopify.

• 17:01Speaker 05

  Shopify, Shopify, Shopify.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  One more time, baby. Shopify.

• 17:06Speaker 05

  Shopify, Shopify, Shopify.

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  Let's hear it again, baby.

• 17:14Speaker 05

  Shopify, Shopify, Shopify.

• 17:16Speaker 03

  Shopify.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Shopify, you know, we have an online business here at Tiger Belly, and, um, we use, we sell merch, and Shopify has helped us out, and we love them. Shopify helps you stay up to date with your businesses, even when the things get busy, you know, going on tour, kids, being an active, I don't have kids, but big project that you're working on, taking up time, et cetera, et cetera.

• 17:39Speaker 04

  Et cetera, et cetera.

• 17:40Speaker 05

  Now, you guys have been dabbling, right? Has Shopify made it easy for you guys for your new budding merch? Oh, yeah, that's really easy, because what I like about Shopify is it really, um, it makes it easy to not focus on the logistics of having to set up that merch store, you know what I mean? It's hard enough to design the thing and sell the thing and market it, you know, so Shopify really takes that off your plate, and thanks to Shopify, Kat and I, who are both on tour right now, we're, we're using it to, uh, to do our merch. You using the Sidekick AI? Oh, I, you know what? This, I've heard a lot about the Sidekick AI, and I'm very excited about its prospects.

• 18:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, Sidekick AI has been really cool. I've been able to talk to it a lot personally about stuff and also just designing my own merch.

• 18:19Speaker 05

  Yeah. Guys, if you're ready to hear this of your first sale today, head over to Shopify.com slash Tiger Belly to start your free trial today. That's right. Start your free trial at Shopify.com slash Tiger Belly. That's Shopify.com slash?

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Tiger Belly.

• 18:32Speaker 04

  Tiger Belly.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Hey, everybody, BlueChew for you. When your penis is small.

• 18:42Speaker 04

  Tiny.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  Learn it, bro.

• 18:44Speaker 04

  Bro.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Hey, BlueChew, I love you.

• 18:48Speaker 04

  I love you.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Forever, BlueChew Gold. You guys, guys, sex is back on the table. I've always said that. Or the counter, or the bed, or whatever you do it. Thanks to BlueChew Gold, the new arousal boosting formula about, from the number one better sex brand, BlueChew is making bedrooms noisy again.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't even get you hard, it gets you aroused, horny, turned on, got performance anxiety, uh, Ramsey, not with this. BlueChew Gold quiets the noise, you can handle the business between the businesses.

• 19:21Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 19:22Speaker 04

  Knock, knock.

• 19:22Speaker 05

  What, who's there?

• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  Who's there?

• 19:24Speaker 04

  Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. That's the sound of your bedpost when you use a BlueChew.

• 19:30Speaker 05

  Oh, you've been experiencing a lot with guys?

• 19:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:34Speaker 05

  When you take a BlueChew, get ready, when you take a BlueChew, get ready to meet your new dick. He's confident, walks in the room with his chin up, makes eye contact, stuff is crazy. I think mine talks. He's the cock of the walk, if you know what I mean.

• 19:50Speaker 04

  Where are you?

• 19:51Speaker 05

  And that all came from the heart, by the way.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  I, I, but, let's be honest for a sec, let's get real for a second. Um, I'm 55.

• 19:58Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'm in this new relationship, and, um, I have erectile dysfunction. It saved my life.

• 20:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  And I wanna thank BlueChew Gold for that.

• 20:07Speaker 05

  Incredible.

• 20:07Speaker 04

  Amazing.

• 20:08Speaker 05

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• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:35Speaker 04

  Knock, knock.

• 20:38Speaker 00

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• 21:30Speaker 00

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• 21:37Speaker 01

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• 21:59Speaker 06

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• 22:41Speaker 03

  Lolita Express.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  Epstein's plane.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  Thank you for explaining my joke. Allegiant, right there.

• 22:51Speaker 04

  That looks like something you would stick around.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  Is that what that joke was?

• 22:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  So what was your joke?

• 22:56Speaker 03

  Lolita Express was Epstein's plane. You explained it to them. That was nice of you to do.

• 23:00Speaker 04

  Oh, I didn't know that, actually.

• 23:01Speaker 03

  Read a book.

• 23:02Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 23:03Speaker 05

  Sam is also, Sam, how tall are you? Six?

• 23:05Speaker 03

  Six-four.

• 23:06Speaker 05

  Six-four, okay.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  Six-four.

• 23:07Speaker 05

  It's a tough, that's tough for.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  I sit up front when I fly Allegiant.

• 23:10Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah. You're doing that.

• 23:12Bobby Lee?

  So tell me about, is it, can you tell the difference?

• 23:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  What's the difference? Walk me by it.

• 23:19Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  All right, so I'm. I'm a college kid.

• 23:22Speaker 03

  Oh, hey, congrats.

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not talking to you.

• 23:24Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm.

• 23:27Speaker 05

  He's in the world.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  Okay, sure.

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm talking to myself.

• 23:30Speaker 05

  Naive.

• 23:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm a college kid. Yeah, you know what? I'm going to Mississippi, oh, no, I don't know what university.

• 23:36Speaker 04

  Mississippi Delta?

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm going to University of Monclova.

• 23:41Speaker 05

  Monclova, yeah.

• 23:41Speaker 03

  Monclova's good.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm not good at improv.

• 23:44Speaker 03

  They have a great ceramics program.

• 23:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:45Speaker 04

  I love.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  I know. Look at my hands.

• 23:48Speaker 03

  Huge, wow. So those are hard hands.

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  Fuck off, man.

• 23:54Speaker 05

  College kid, that's Sam Tallent.

• 23:55Bobby Lee?

  See how that felt earlier?

• 23:56Speaker 03

  I'm not sure who I am yet.

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  When you did this and you denied me?

• 24:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  That's what that was.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Well, that was a classic funny thing. You said like, fuck you and refused my touch.

• 24:06Speaker 03

  This was a classic gag.

• 24:09Speaker 05

  You did something different, man.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Took it to another level.

• 24:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:12Speaker 05

  Are you guys friends? What's going on, dude?

• 24:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, dude.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  Yeah. So we've never really chilled, but I have immense admiration for Bobby. And again, like you remember the people in this business who were kind to you, even if it was for seven minutes, like, you know, I grew up with your shit, bro. And I'm really glad the contributions you've made as you've gotten.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 24:31Speaker 03

  What? I'm serious.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  We're here to talk about you.

• 24:34Speaker 03

  No shit, I've been killing. We're trying to bring you up now. I already like me.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  I don't really need to do anything. I just need to steer the fucking ship.

• 24:42Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 24:43Speaker 03

  Is that what you're doing?

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:44Speaker 03

  It feels rudderless.

• 24:47Speaker 05

  We're steering in circles.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  One guy got eaten by sharks.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's steer in a different, would you want to be captain?

• 24:53Speaker 03

  No, no, no, I'm a guest.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 24:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:55Speaker 04

  I'll be captain.

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  You be captain.

• 24:56Speaker 03

  Oh, a girl captain?

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:57Speaker 03

  What? Bad luck.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  We're going down, go ahead.

• 24:59Speaker 03

  You're not supposed to even be on the ship.

• 25:00Speaker 04

  What the heck? I'm co-pilot. Um, okay, so let's start from the beginning. You're a college student and you're on Ali Giant. Or is it Alig?

• 25:09Speaker 03

  Ali Giant's how we say it.

• 25:10Speaker 05

  Ali, yeah. Sounds like the word.

• 25:11Speaker 03

  We're rebranding.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  All right, so I'm, I'm group.

• 25:13Speaker 05

  Ali Giant.

• 25:14Speaker 03

  Named after the Egyptian god.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm group D.

• 25:18Speaker 04

  You're group D.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  They call my group, I walk on, what's the difference?

• 25:21Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be the person who greets you. I'm the flight attendant when you get on Allegiant flight.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  All right, so.

• 25:25Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  Shut up! Go sit down, pig.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, what do you mean?

• 25:30Speaker 03

  Shut up!

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 25:33Speaker 03

  Into the back.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  Shake a jar, baby, to you. Go on!

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's what it's like.

• 25:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  It sucks, man.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  Is it cheap?

• 25:39Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's why.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  Thirty-eight bucks, round trip.

• 25:42Speaker 04

  What?

• 25:42Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 25:44Speaker 04

  Round trip.

• 25:45Speaker 05

  But then they're hitting you, the second you gotta pay for your carry-on, you gotta pay for your.

• 25:49Speaker 04

  Bathroom.

• 25:49Speaker 05

  Wifi, yeah, exactly.

• 25:50Speaker 03

  By the way.

• 25:51Speaker 05

  Gas money.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  Bathroom?

• 25:52Speaker 03

  Bathroom, yeah. It's like, it's like using a train station, you have to get the code.

• 25:56Speaker 05

  You gotta get.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  Put a quarter in, you have to buy the token.

• 25:58Speaker 04

  Bobby looks really concerned.

• 26:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:01Speaker 04

  This is how we travel, Bobby.

• 26:02Speaker 05

  The flight attendants come down and you give them a snack.

• 26:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:05Speaker 05

  It sucks.

• 26:06Speaker 03

  Or else you have to leave.

• 26:07Speaker 04

  And you have to pay money to put your seat back, right?

• 26:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Actually, the person behind you has to pay for you not to put your seat back.

• 26:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, that's a great idea.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  I just wanna see how long this charade goes.

• 26:20Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Keep adding more.

• 26:23Speaker 03

  How about this?

• 26:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 26:24Speaker 03

  What if, what if for 40 bucks, you can fly the plane?

• 26:28Speaker 04

  Great.

• 26:28Speaker 05

  Oh, but you sit in the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, in the cockpit, but enough about my ex-wife.

• 26:35Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 26:36Speaker 05

  Montreal.

• 26:36Speaker 04

  You're steering the ship.

• 26:38Speaker 03

  No, you are.

• 26:39Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah.

• 26:40Speaker 03

  That's why we're all overboard.

• 26:41Speaker 04

  Okay, get back.

• 26:42Speaker 03

  No, but do you know the classic maritime tradition about how no women were allowed on the ship and how it was bad news?

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  Why do you keep bringing that up, Sam?

• 26:47Speaker 03

  Because I wanted to explain to her that I wasn't just being misogynistic, I was honoring the truth of the scene.

• 26:52Speaker 05

  History.

• 26:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  God, you're so, you're good at history.

• 26:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, he is.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  You know a lot about history.

• 26:56Speaker 03

  I've read a book or two about whaling. So when it comes to ships, yeah.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  You ever see the movie The Whaling?

• 27:02Speaker 03

  Uh, I, not only did I see it, I auditioned for the lead.

• 27:08Speaker 03

  Come on, guys, SamTalent.com for good.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, first of all.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  If you don't know, The Whaling is an old Korean movie.

• 27:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  Yes, set in, um.

• 27:18Speaker 03

  Korea, I think.

• 27:18Speaker 05

  Korea, yeah.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  Set in Korea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is The Whaling. And Sam Tallent read for the lead for this movie.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, I love Na Hong Jin.

• 27:27Speaker 05

  Do you remember any of the lines from the movie?

• 27:29Speaker 03

  Uh-huh.

• 27:30Speaker 05

  You wanna give us a couple?

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you give us a couple of lines.

• 27:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I'm gonna, I'll do them in the phonetic English that I read them.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I'm gonna do it in Korean. I would do it traditional Korean in the Korean language.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  How about, I'll do.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Now, how about we both do it? Anyway. Oh, yes, oh, uh, you go, what are you go?

• 27:44Speaker 03

  You see me, oh, I know.

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do?

• 27:47Speaker 03

  To one day.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  Ah, to one go. You go, you go, oh, oh, this is you go.

• 27:52Speaker 03

  We are so good, oh, who knows, I?

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so. Ah, that's it.

• 27:57Speaker 03

  Ah, that's it.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Ah, that's it, that's it.

• 27:59Speaker 03

  That, actually, that was incredible.

• 28:00Speaker 04

  That was amazing.

• 28:01Speaker 03

  That was amazing.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  Can you do it?

• 28:03Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  You wanna try?

• 28:04Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 28:06Speaker 03

  I'll be the whaling in this one.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  Okay. Oh, that's great, yeah.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  It's distracting.

• 28:11Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  Pull it back, I'll pull it back. I take.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  Pull it back, it's too much, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:14Speaker 04

  More dolphin, yeah.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  Get less.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  No, don't, how about no arms? Just put your arms to your side and just sit there.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 28:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  You're so old, so.

• 28:27Speaker 04

  Oh, I got to cast my.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  That's good Japanese.

• 28:30Speaker 05

  Clear Japanese. And they, there's.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 28:33Speaker 05

  Bad history between the countries. They literally genocided the people. Maritime.

• 28:41Speaker 05

  I'm sorry about that.

• 28:42Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, one more time.

• 28:43Speaker 05

  I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. I know, I'm sorry. It's my friend, I'm sorry.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  You go, what are you go?

• 28:49Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, I see her.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  She just said hello.

• 28:52Speaker 03

  Not bad.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty good, that's pretty good.

• 28:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I go, I go, what is this? Like, put it to the body.

• 28:58Speaker 03

  You were being rude.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  Right, and you said, hello?

• 29:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  So that's the translation of that.

• 29:02Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay. That's it, we're done.

• 29:04Speaker 04

  I'm not lose.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  You're just doing the number system, yeah, yeah, yeah. What Sam was doing was this, he was not speaking Korean at all.

• 29:11Speaker 05

  Amazing Japanese.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  But he had the tone.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  It was a dialect, to be fair.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  It was a dialect. He had the tone of Korean.

• 29:16Speaker 05

  It was nice.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  And it was beautiful.

• 29:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, and thank God it wasn't Vietnamese, because that's a tough one.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't wanna.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  Okay, all right. I don't know.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  It's just like in my ears.

• 29:26Speaker 03

  That was like a dog noise.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  In my ears 24/7. Ah, Charlie! You know, yeah, whatever. You know what I mean? Nipom, nipom.

• 29:35Speaker 03

  Go home, G.I.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  Nipom, nipom, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

• 29:40Speaker 03

  Okay, now you're doing Khmong.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  The guy that directed this movie is a masterpiece.

• 29:46Speaker 03

  Yes, this is a very good film.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  But he, he has a new movie coming out called Hope.

• 29:50Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 29:50Speaker 05

  The trailer looks.

• 29:51Speaker 04

  Is that the zombie movie?

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  It's the ones where they were like with cops and they're shoot, and the creatures.

• 29:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:57Speaker 04

  That looks cool.

• 29:58Speaker 03

  You wanna talk, dude, how about Korean cinema, undefeated? Old Boy?

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  Watch out. Watch.

• 30:05Speaker 05

  I mean.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Watch your ass out.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  I'm watching out.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:10Speaker 03

  Oh, man.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  A little long. The movie's a little long.

• 30:13Speaker 03

  A little long?

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  I think it's a little long.

• 30:15Speaker 03

  Dude, the hammer fight makes it worth the price of admission alone.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  Bill Burr told me that, because when Bill first moved to LA, I didn't know him. And he's like, I just invite the kid. And so I came and I bought him a Blu-ray of Old Boy.

• 30:29Speaker 05

  Oh, cool game.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  And I go, and he goes, I'm not gonna watch this. I go, I go, please watch it. And he called me two days later and he goes, that hallway scene.

• 30:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Is one of the greatest cinematic things I've ever seen in my life.

• 30:41Speaker 03

  It's everything you want from a movie.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  It really is.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  It's one of those movies you like have to actually watch. Everyone watches, like, I'm, like, I'm trying to like adapt movies and like write movies and shit. And then you just think about how no one's really gonna watch it, because they're just gonna be like playing on their phone while they're like looking at this thing you dedicated your life to. It's very, it's very annoying how people enjoy cinema now.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:59Speaker 04

  They say that they're like producing movies, so it's like a split screen.

• 31:03Speaker 03

  Oh, dude, it's a second screen experience. Yeah, yeah, it's very.

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Tell me about that.

• 31:07Speaker 04

  It means that like now movies are being produced, so they, um.

• 31:10Speaker 03

  They're like passive enjoyment now. So like they want, that's why every like 12 minutes, they'll be like, by the way, I'm the main character and you're the bad guy. Because you're like, oh, that's good to know, as I go back to playing Candy Crush.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 31:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  You know, that tends to cinematic for it.

• 31:24Speaker 05

  I like it.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 31:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:26Speaker 05

  It's nice.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  You know, but what's interesting about the movie, The Odyssey, though, people sat through that thing.

• 31:31Speaker 03

  It was awesome.

• 31:32Speaker 04

  I love that movie.

• 31:32Speaker 03

  It was bad to the bone, man.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  Fucking hope.

• 31:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was so happy.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  I saw it twice.

• 31:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That gave me, right? Like the three hours, people, and people generally walked out of there going, I didn't really thought about the time.

• 31:44Speaker 03

  Didn't check my watch, was never bored, was never like, this feels long, yeah.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  That's why I tell everybody, watch it, you gotta watch it in the theater, because once you take that dark movie, how long it is, you know how many breaks you're gonna take. And then you're like, I'm gonna do something else.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna cook dinner during.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  No, you gotta focus your attention. I think that's, you know, that's the most importance of cinema.

• 32:05Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 32:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  That's why we gotta keep it alive!

• 32:07Speaker 04

  But the story.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Why am I screaming? I don't know why I'm screaming.

• 32:09Speaker 05

  What's camera, too?

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I don't know. Cut that part out, that was crazy.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  I liked it.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We gotta keep it alive, though.

• 32:15Speaker 03

  Remember when Bobby screamed for some reason at his producers?

• 32:18Speaker 05

  To keep cinema alive?

• 32:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. I like it.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Now, let me, so how I remember meeting you.

• 32:27Speaker 03

  That's not true. It's not true at all. That's the only time we ever met. There's no way you remember meeting me. I'm not being rude or calling you out, but like, I remember it.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm not being rude either.

• 32:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  And right now, you propped yourself up.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  And there's an energy exchange going right now.

• 32:41Speaker 03

  I'm trying to be humble.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to be, um, I'm gonna defeat you.

• 32:44Speaker 03

  Okay, fine.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, yeah, yeah, so I need to.

• 32:46Speaker 03

  Put me on a leash. Make me walk around on all fours like a pig, Hollywood stuff.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  I'll ride you.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  Ride me around.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like to ride.

• 32:52Speaker 03

  There's the clip.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:53Speaker 04

  Yeah. That'd be fun.

• 32:54Speaker 03

  So you're putting an apple in my mouth?

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  When I say meet, when I'm asking you, we never talked on the phone?

• 33:00Speaker 03

  We have talked on the phone.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  Right, so that's a meeting.

• 33:01Speaker 03

  That's a meeting, yes.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:03Speaker 03

  But I feel like meet is initial, like the first time. I was there, I was a chair.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  The first time we met is in Montreal.

• 33:08Speaker 03

  That's the only time I think we've ever met. This is the second time, besides the phone calls that we've had.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  But phone calls aren't meeting?

• 33:15Speaker 03

  I don't know. I'm learning. I'm new to Hollywood.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  Let's talk about that right now. Is a phone call a meeting? Like, I met you the other day.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  I think meeting is like, hey, man, I'm also a comedian and a peer of yours, kind of, and we're at this comedy festival. That's a meeting. I feel like when it's an organized phone call, we've talked on the phone, but like, meeting, I feel like, has a face-to-face thing. That's my take on it.

• 33:37Speaker 04

  I think you're right, cuz like, you can get kinda scammed in a call. Like, I thought, when I've been on a date, like, I was gonna meet some guy, and then I called him, and I was like, oh, that sounds good.

• 33:46Speaker 03

  I got scammed. I thought I was talking to Ronnie Chang.

• 33:48Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, he's, he's coming.

• 33:52Speaker 03

  Where?

• 33:52Speaker 04

  Oh, I know.

• 33:53Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 33:55Speaker 03

  He's coming? That sounds ominous. Ronnie's coming. Oh, no! Break the mirror, so we can trap him.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so that's what, so I guess it boils down to, you're right, physical meeting is.

• 34:07Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying. I'm not trying to be caught in the weeds.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm just trying to learn with you.

• 34:10Speaker 03

  Me too. That's why we have to have these conversations.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  We have to have these conversations. So, we only met, this is our second time meeting.

• 34:16Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  But, my agents called, and they said, there's this guy who wants to write your book. This is probably two years ago.

• 34:24Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  And I go, I heard of you. I'm like, I'd like to meet him. And we met, and we started meeting a lot.

• 34:31Speaker 03

  We did.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  Not meeting, talking on the phone.

• 34:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Commiserating. Bro-ing down.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  And we wrote down a treatment for my book.

• 34:40Speaker 03

  Who's "we"? I wrote down the treatment.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Wait.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  What?

• 34:48Speaker 04

  But you talked, talked.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  You talked me through it.

• 34:51Speaker 04

  You talked him through it, and he wrote it down.

• 34:53Speaker 03

  Oh, no. He's recessing. He's gone cocoon mode.

• 34:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:58Speaker 03

  He's in his chrysalis.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Koreans do that. We go into cocoon.

• 35:01Speaker 03

  But then you come out like butterflies.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, every once in a while, I'll go into cocoon.

• 35:04Speaker 03

  Covered in silk?

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  And you'll know when I'm in the cocoon mode.

• 35:06Speaker 03

  I just, I just knew. Yeah.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  Uh-huh. But yes.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  Don't, don't, don't cocoon, dude.

• 35:11Speaker 03

  No, no, wake up!

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Alright. I was about to go.

• 35:16Speaker 03

  I was gonna.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  Can I have one more cocoon mode?

• 35:17Speaker 03

  Sure, sure, yeah.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  Can I have one more?

• 35:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay. It's, just keep talking, I'll fade away.

• 35:22Speaker 03

  Alright. So, favorite apple?

• 35:24Speaker 04

  Uh, Granny Smith.

• 35:25Speaker 03

  Cool.

• 35:25Speaker 05

  Uh, Honeycrisp.

• 35:26Speaker 03

  Wrong. Red Delicious, folks. Way in in the comments.

• 35:29Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 35:31Speaker 04

  Really?

• 35:32Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 35:32Speaker 04

  Really?

• 35:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. New, new favorite grape?

• 35:35Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 35:35Speaker 03

  Cotton candy.

• 35:36Speaker 05

  Cotton candy is good.

• 35:36Speaker 03

  What the hell, right? Where have those been our whole lives?

• 35:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think it's the genetic modification that really hits with that.

• 35:41Speaker 03

  And I'm all for it.

• 35:42Speaker 05

  And I'm for it too. Oh, god, we've lost Bobby completely.

• 35:44Speaker 03

  What the hell?

• 35:45Speaker 05

  Well, cocoon.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  Oh, no!

• 35:46Speaker 05

  Oh, no, he's got.

• 35:47Speaker 03

  Oh, no, this is, this is like a lesser Vietnam War film. No!

• 35:51Speaker 04

  Come back!

• 35:52Speaker 03

  Bobby!

• 35:53Speaker 04

  Bobby, come back!

• 35:54Speaker 03

  Bobby, we're podcasting.

• 35:56Speaker 04

  Bobby's here now.

• 35:58Speaker 03

  Oh, hey, but look at him!

• 35:59Speaker 05

  It's Bobby Lee, wow.

• 36:00Speaker 03

  He's covered in, he's covered in new markings.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  So, I liked your treatment. I liked your treatment.

• 36:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:06Speaker 05

  Transition's insane.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  My transitions are important.

• 36:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, they are.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  I liked it.

• 36:14Speaker 03

  Loved it.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Somebody at CAA was like, ah, it doesn't sound like your voice.

• 36:19Speaker 03

  Well, I don't speak Korean.

• 36:21Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 36:21Speaker 03

  I did switch all the L's and the R's, though.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  So, I go, what do you mean? And they're like, yeah, because it does, and I go, I, I think it does, and then there was a, a problem with that? Was a joke, tell me.

• 36:33Speaker 03

  Said I don't speak Korean, but I did switch all the L's and the R's.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes you miss the jokes. You do. Sometimes you miss the jokes. From now on, in this podcast, we're replacing R's with L's.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  I can't do that.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  And it has to do with the whole podcast.

• 36:49Speaker 05

  That's impressive.

• 36:50Speaker 04

  He's cocooning! Sam has cocooned.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no!

• 36:52Speaker 04

  We've lost Sam!

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, he's cocooned! Guys from Denver cocoon?

• 36:56Speaker 03

  Oh, thank you for zapping me with the anti-cocon paddles!

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  I forgot we had those.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Like, are you freaked out, Gilbert?

• 37:03Speaker 05

  No.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot going on.

• 37:04Speaker 05

  There's a lot of great clips I'm capturing.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  It's like, mini clips.

• 37:08Speaker 04

  Okay. So, maybe, okay, this might be funny. If guys from Korea, they cocoon, maybe guys from Denver, they are, turn into joints?

• 37:17Speaker 03

  Sure, yeah, they roll it up tight, like a backwood.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  Are Koreans known for butterflies?

• 37:22Speaker 03

  No, cocoons are.

• 37:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:25Speaker 04

  Let's keep it going.

• 37:27Speaker 03

  Nothing to do with Korean.

• 37:29Speaker 05

  I think we have to.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  We have to address this. No, I'm sorry, sorry, we have to address this.

• 37:33Speaker 04

  Just trying to be a good pilot.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  We're going into the ocean.

• 37:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  We're going straight into the ocean right now.

• 37:39Speaker 03

  I just got swallowed by a whale.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're dead. We're for sure dead, okay?

• 37:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  So, can you reiterate what you said, she said?

• 37:46Speaker 05

  She said that if people from Korea cocoon, then people from Denver turn into joints.

• 37:52Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  Explain to me that joint, that joke.

• 37:54Speaker 05

  I believe the analogy being people from Denver smoke a lot of weed, but I, it doesn't really complete.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Complete the other side of it, yeah.

• 38:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, I didn't really think that Korean butterfly part through, but I.

• 38:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:07Speaker 03

  Could be a moth.

• 38:08Speaker 05

  Like, it'd be like, Koreans turn into sushi or something.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  But she opened it with this.

• 38:11Speaker 03

  Koreans turn into sushi?

• 38:12Speaker 05

  I mean, something.

• 38:13Speaker 03

  Oh, man.

• 38:15Speaker 04

  Let's go to that.

• 38:17Speaker 05

  Another Japanese remark here?

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  You guys don't eat sushi? I hate Emperor Hirohito.

• 38:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, man.

• 38:25Speaker 05

  I can't say that guy.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  I have never been a fan. He's no sun god to me, friend.

• 38:30Speaker 05

  Have you ever seen, yeah.

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  History.

• 38:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:34Speaker 04

  History.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  In your face.

• 38:35Speaker 03

  We're both Ronin.

• 38:36Speaker 05

  Sorry about that.

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  We're Ronin, dude. You know what a Ronin is? Don't tell him.

• 38:39Speaker 04

  Ronin, is that a type of, uh, energy drink?

• 38:43Speaker 05

  I was gonna say, they do boner pills.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 38:45Speaker 03

  I mean, it could, it sounds like a cool name.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  You know what? Let's start a company.

• 38:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:49Speaker 05

  It's a great drink.

• 38:50Speaker 03

  It sounds like what Marines drank.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  That really does sound like an energy drink. And let's start a company. Yeah, yeah, and you'll get 5%.

• 38:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:56Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so anyway.

• 38:57Speaker 03

  Five's good.

• 38:58Speaker 04

  Is it?

• 38:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:59Speaker 03

  I'm new to Hollywood, but that's a great deal.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  It's a great deal.

• 39:01Speaker 03

  Better than I've been offered.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  So, explain to me the, sorry, the jokes, okay, explain.

• 39:05Speaker 05

  So, the joke is.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what's interesting about before she, what she said before, she said, this could be funny.

• 39:13Speaker 04

  Well, I was work, I was workshopping it in real time.

• 39:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:16Speaker 03

  That's a good way to introduce comedy events.

• 39:20Speaker 05

  Could be funny.

• 39:20Speaker 03

  You go onstage, and you're like, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending. Let's hear it for the openers. Hey, here we go. This could be funny.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm kidding, Cat.

• 39:33Speaker 03

  And then you do your patented, uh, savor line. I'm doing the best I can, folks.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a good.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  I just want you to throw things out, and that, I like that about you.

• 39:40Speaker 04

  I do throw things out.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you throw things out.

• 39:43Speaker 04

  Most time, it gets rejected, but it's okay.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  It's fun.

• 39:45Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  That's why you're here.

• 39:47Speaker 03

  You're throwing away a lot of bedding, or you're receiving all that bedding?

• 39:49Speaker 04

  Oh, outside.

• 39:51Speaker 03

  There's a whole bunch of, like, cool bedding out there.

• 39:52Speaker 04

  And pillows.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  They're my bedding.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  Well, let's get them inside.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  I know, no, no.

• 39:56Speaker 04

  Oh, they have scabies?

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I, what? Now, you're describing to me what's going on inside of my house? Yeah, there's blankets out there. I have hundreds of blankets out there.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  I know.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:06Speaker 05

  That's a lot of blankets.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  And the reason why.

• 40:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like a Trail of Tears memorial.

• 40:11Speaker 04

  Cuz of the blanket.

• 40:11Speaker 03

  They're all scabies.

• 40:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And smallpox.

• 40:14Speaker 03

  Thank you. Very good. Enough about Hirohito. Genocide.

• 40:19Speaker 04

  History.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  So, uh.

• 40:22Speaker 03

  Guy who can't.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  There he is.

• 40:22Speaker 03

  Guy who can't wink. Oh, no!

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, look at that photo. Make a noise based on that photo.

• 40:28Speaker 04

  Oh, good game.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:31Speaker 05

  This is a crazy game.

• 40:32Speaker 04

  This is good.

• 40:38Speaker 04

  Okay, Sam, do you wanna go?

• 40:40Speaker 03

  I just did.

• 40:40Speaker 05

  Here he did. He did it. Careful, Cat.

• 40:46Speaker 05

  Hi, I'm here.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, dude, what is going on with you?

• 40:55Speaker 05

  Well, he's like a weak, he's like a weak and impotent.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Does he smoke?

• 40:59Speaker 05

  Well, he's got, he can't control his bowels. He's like that kinda thing.

• 41:02Speaker 03

  Being a long-legged.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Right. He's gonna murder a bunch of Americans?

• 41:07Speaker 05

  He didn't murder a bunch of Americans. I hate that he did that.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm never gonna f*** at Pearl Harbor.

• 41:10Speaker 05

  Same.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  Alright, they were sleeping.

• 41:12Speaker 05

  Absolutely not. What they did was unforgivable.

• 41:16Speaker 03

  It's worse than the Tooth Fairy.

• 41:19Speaker 05

  The movie with The Rock?

• 41:20Speaker 03

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  Whoa!

• 41:22Speaker 03

  We gotta cut this. I'm new to, I'm new to show business, yeah.

• 41:24Speaker 05

  One of the few films I've watched. Don't.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  You're talking about the Tooth Fairy? That movie you love? Starting to drain The Rock Johnson? Dude, there's billboards in this fucking city for, like, movies I've never heard of that all have, like, Oscar nominations.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 41:39Speaker 03

  What the fuck is going on around here?

• 41:40Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  We live in two worlds.

• 41:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  We really do.

• 41:43Speaker 03

  I feel like Blade.

• 41:45Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  The IRS is after me.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  You feel like Blade, the superhero?

• 41:50Speaker 04

  The vampire?

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how do you feel like Blade?

• 41:52Speaker 03

  Because I'm, I'm like, in show business allegedly, but like, I have no connections, and whenever I come to Hollywood, I just get buttfucked relentlessly.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here's, I, I, I'm gonna make you feel better about yourself.

• 42:02Speaker 03

  Please.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  We all get buttfucked.

• 42:05Speaker 04

  I would like to say that I just think that, I just think that you've created your own avenue that's.

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna talk about myself. I'm the host of the show.

• 42:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 42:13Speaker 03

  I do have notes, if you'd like those.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  You have what?

• 42:16Speaker 03

  I have notes.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Notes from what?

• 42:17Speaker 03

  Uh, about the book.

• 42:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, and I wanted to know about the book.

• 42:20Speaker 03

  Well, I'm actually, that's not fair. I'm behind an NDA, so I can't really bring it up.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we can write snippets of the book.

• 42:27Speaker 03

  I had to sign a nice dick agreement with Bobby, so that I would tell everyone that his dick not only doesn't stink, but it's totally normal.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  You've never seen my penis?

• 42:36Speaker 03

  I signed the contract. I'm saying what I was told to say.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Would you like to see it?

• 42:39Speaker 05

  No.

• 42:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, sure.

• 42:40Speaker 04

  Maybe not right now.

• 42:41Speaker 03

  Actually, I have seen your penis, cuz I've.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Go over there.

• 42:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. Go over there.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:44Speaker 05

  That's a crazy corner.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 42:48Speaker 04

  You should.

• 42:48Speaker 03

  Camera one.

• 42:50Speaker 05

  Blur out Bobby's dick with his net worth.

• 42:55Speaker 05

  It just falls off.

• 43:01Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, baby, built. Built points. Built points.

• 43:13Speaker 04

  Built.

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  You guys, Bilt Points can be redeemed for flights, hotels, Lyft rides, Amazon.com purchases, future housing payments, and more. Personally, I use them for Lyft rides.

• 43:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  Myself, parking with Metropolis. I love Metropolis. They have all over LA.

• 43:31Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Select restaurants. I use it for that. What do you use it for?

• 43:34Speaker 04

  I use it for Amazon.com. I've got student loan balance.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  Let's tell people what even it is.

• 43:39Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:40Speaker 05

  An unexpected benefit Bilt gives every member access to is its Agentic Neighborhood Concierge in the Bilt app. It doesn't just give you information about your home and neighborhood. It executes.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 43:51Speaker 05

  It's connected to your home and over 50,000 merchant partners. So you can ask it to pay your rent, make dinner reservations, book a fitness club, schedule a lift, and more. It makes things happen while automatically applying your member benefits along the way. For a crowd that thinks a lot about what Agentic AI actually looks like in practice, this is an example worth paying attention to.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  You know, guys, I've been hearing people talk about Bilt for a while now. And my first reaction was, why didn't this exist sooner when I was a younger man? Because becoming a Bilt member means earning points on every housing payment, rent, mortgage. It doesn't even matter. You're paying it anyway. So you should get something back for it.

• 44:26Speaker 05

  A thousand percent.

• 44:26Speaker 04

  Oh, that makes sense.

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  Do you understand? I keep repeating myself.

• 44:29Speaker 05

  You do.

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 44:30Speaker 05

  And now we gotta, yeah. Okay, so first, download the Bilt app.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 44:33Speaker 05

  Second, you're gonna link any credit or debit card to the app. So purchases at your local spots become even more rewarding.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 44:40Speaker 05

  And then, of course, lastly, what you're gonna do is you're gonna ask the Neighborhood Concierge in the app pretty much anything. It'll tell you about exclusive member benefits at restaurants, fitness studios, your Lyft rides, and more around your home.

• 44:51Speaker 00

  Guys, download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live at joinbilt.com/belly. That's J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T.com/belly. Use our link so they know we sent ya.

• 45:01Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 45:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Kelsey, dog, what's up? Talk about it.

• 45:06Speaker 04

  Let's talk about it.

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  Kelsey, dog, what's up? Let's talk about it.

• 45:10Speaker 04

  Kelsey.

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  Kelsey. Kelsey, dog, let's talk about it. Kelsey lets you trade yes or no contracts on outcomes of real-world events. Unlike traditional sportsbooks, you're trading against other people on Kelsey. Do you understand what I'm saying?

• 45:26Speaker 05

  Yep, 100%.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  Not playing against the house.

• 45:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Market prices move based on trading activity, giving you real-time look what traders collectively think will happen.

• 45:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 45:37Speaker 04

  And, you know, beyond the NFL, Kelsey has markets across sports, politics, culture, entertainment, and more.

• 45:43Speaker 05

  And most importantly, they're CFTC-regulated and federally approved. So you're dealing with the legit guys in the prediction market here.

• 45:51Speaker 04

  It's crazy because Kelsey is available across the US, including states such as California and Texas.

• 45:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 45:57Speaker 00

  Oh, well, let's have some fun. We got the NFL about to start. We got some preseason games, regular games. So September 13th at 10 a.m., we got the Baltimore Ravens against the Indiana Colts. Baltimore Ravens got a 64% chance.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  Ravens, um, I'm with the, what?

• 46:13Speaker 00

  Why? What's your favorite player?

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  Because Ravens can fly.

• 46:15Speaker 05

  They're cool, and they're like crows.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Colts.

• 46:17Speaker 05

  They remember faces.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  They're on the ground.

• 46:18Speaker 04

  I don't exactly know what a cult is.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  That's what, that, yeah, you gotta know what it is.

• 46:22Speaker 00

  You gotta know it.

• 46:23Speaker 05

  Ravens have facial recognition.

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I think the Ravens are good this year.

• 46:26Speaker 00

  Okay, and we got another one. We got the Tampa Bay Buccaneers versus Cincinnati Bengals. Ramsey, what's the strategy for Buccaneers?

• 46:32Speaker 05

  Well, for me, well, can you tell me, what are the odds on that one?

• 46:35Speaker 00

  Buccaneers 35%, Bengals 66%.

• 46:38Speaker 05

  Well, I'm gonna go with Buccaneers then because my strategy really is I like to go for the underdog.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 46:43Speaker 05

  That's what I'm about. Because that's where you really, you know, where the prediction markets really become advantageous.

• 46:48Speaker 00

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 46:49Speaker 04

  I'll go with the Bengals.

• 46:51Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 46:52Speaker 00

  And then let's have a fun one with Congress. Will congressional salaries increase before January 1st or before January 1st, 2029?

• 47:00Speaker 05

  It's gonna be after 2020. I'd say 2020, uh, before 2030.

• 47:04Speaker 00

  Okay, okay.

• 47:05Speaker 05

  And what's cool about Kelsey, by the way, is you can also, I use it to like just learn about current events.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  It does.

• 47:10Speaker 00

  This is great. Follow our custom link in the description to check out Kelsey. The link will apply code TIGERBELLY to unlock your rewards. Listeners can trade $25 or receive $25 with our exclusive offer. 18 plus only. Restrictions and eligibility requirements apply. Event contract training involves significant risks and is not appropriate for everyone. Please carefully consider if it is appropriate for you in light of your personal financial circumstances. Kelsey products are not available in all jurisdictions. See kelsey.com/regulatory for more information. Kelsey.

• 47:38Speaker 07

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• 48:18Speaker 00

  All right, let's talk about it, Sam.

• 48:22Speaker 04

  He's waiting.

• 48:25Speaker 03

  That was a totally fine penis.

• 48:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:26Speaker 03

  I wish it wasn't smooth and hairless.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  No, it needs to be that way.

• 48:30Speaker 03

  It looked like a seal.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  It needs to be that way.

• 48:32Speaker 03

  It looked like the singer's seal.

• 48:34Speaker 04

  Why does it have to be like that?

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 48:36Speaker 04

  Why does it have to be like that?

• 48:37Speaker 03

  So it glides better?

• 48:38Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 48:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  No, here's the thing, guys.

• 48:40Speaker 03

  Slip and slide summer fun.

• 48:41Speaker 05

  Evolution.

• 48:42Speaker 04

  But there's no purchase.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  It's so hot.

• 48:44Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  It feels cleaner down there when it's shaven.

• 48:48Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that like all the musk and the moist and the dew, you know?

• 48:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  Isn't as dewy.

• 48:54Speaker 05

  You're clean, you're shaven?

• 48:56Speaker 03

  There was a bit of stubble. It kinda looked like George Clooney on ER.

• 48:59Speaker 05

  You go full.

• 49:00Speaker 00

  Hey!

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:02Speaker 00

  Prime.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I would like to use the pit, that guy, but yeah.

• 49:05Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  It's more relevant.

• 49:07Speaker 03

  I think Clooney still. I think I'd much rather have my penis look like George Clooney than Noah Wiley. No offense, Noah Wiley.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't know.

• 49:14Speaker 05

  No offense.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  To be honest with you.

• 49:16Speaker 04

  Both are good.

• 49:16Speaker 03

  I'd say Clooney.

• 49:17Speaker 05

  I'd take.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  I think Clooney has a good smelling one.

• 49:20Speaker 03

  Oh, interesting. I bet it doesn't have to smell good because he's so hot. I bet it reeks.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it could be stank.

• 49:25Speaker 03

  I bet it's terrible. And he's like, he's like George Savel, where he's like, smell it, baby.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  No. No, no, he's, every night, he takes his razor and he shaves his tan.

• 49:37Speaker 05

  Yeah. You think he does it, or you think somebody do it for him?

• 49:40Speaker 03

  I bet there's like an Ecuadorian.

• 49:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think so, too.

• 49:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, like on staff. He was just like all day, has a strap, and is just like straightening the straight, see you in a minute, Georgie.

• 49:49Speaker 05

  Mr. Clooney, like that kind of thing.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:51Speaker 05

  Here for your shaving.

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how the system works.

• 49:53Speaker 04

  But it couldn't be every day. It would have to be like every two days, I think.

• 49:57Speaker 03

  Look at that. That's what your cock looks like, bro.

• 49:59Speaker 05

  That's incredible, Bobby. That's incredible.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you guys something, a secret, all right? And I'm tired of this bullshit right now.

• 50:05Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  I know about penises.

• 50:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, okay.

• 50:08Speaker 03

  He just showed me everything he knows.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, no, no, I know more.

• 50:11Speaker 05

  I believe that.

• 50:11Speaker 03

  You do?

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go. So what I realized, Sam, I know body type.

• 50:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and, mm, do one, what's his name? Noah.

• 50:21Speaker 05

  Noah.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Noah is taller, thinner, and if you watch porn, these kind of guys.

• 50:27Speaker 04

  Huge penises.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  They're huge.

• 50:30Speaker 04

  Always massive.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 50:31Speaker 03

  So I'm not talking about their genitals being your genitals. I'm saying their faces due to the stubble. I think that your penis is much more Clooney currently than it is Noah.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, then you're right. Then you're right. I don't know what I was going into.

• 50:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't either.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Why was I going into a thing about penis?

• 50:48Speaker 03

  I have no idea.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea. That was insane.

• 50:51Speaker 05

  Compliment of the century.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  That was absolutely insane.

• 50:53Speaker 03

  Really, man.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  But can I get into it?

• 50:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, sure.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  My studies, my research?

• 50:56Speaker 04

  Please.

• 50:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:57Speaker 03

  Go on.

• 50:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  Over the years, I've been, I know a lot of my writings.

• 51:01Speaker 04

  It's okay. We wanna hear about them.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, your dissertation. I'd love to read it.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is, is that I'll see a good-looking gentleman like a George Clooney in the spa.

• 51:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  And I'll do a real high observation on their genitals.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  But you can't just stare at it. Obviously, you're in a sauna.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  You have to go like, like.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:18Speaker 03

  Then you like drop your watch and you're like.

• 51:20Bobby Lee?

  Or you say something. No, you'll say something. Like, let's, you're, I'm sitting next to you.

• 51:23Speaker 03

  All right.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's not as hot as normal.

• 51:28Speaker 03

  You got that, really?

• 51:29Speaker 00

  What? You did the limbo?

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  I do. I'll go, I'll sway into it. I go.

• 51:34Speaker 00

  He cocooned?

• 51:35Speaker 05

  He cocooned.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  I cocooned. I cocooned. I go, man. Not as hot as normal.

• 51:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, why isn't it, why isn't it hotter?

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. And I'll do look.

• 51:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, um.

• 51:48Speaker 03

  Hey, by the way, man, I've been looking at your penis secretly.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck, sir? How dare you, sir?

• 51:53Speaker 03

  I saw you sneaking a peek at mine, and I just wanna let you know, brother.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  I did, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm from out of town?

• 52:01Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  You ever hold down?

• 52:02Speaker 03

  I'm in from Amarillo, Texas.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 52:05Speaker 03

  I represent the biggest Korean propane conglomerate.

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 52:10Speaker 03

  That's right, most near hell.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:12Speaker 03

  And you're, you're that funny man, right?

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  No. I'm a fat Mongoloid porn star.

• 52:18Speaker 04

  Congratulations.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:20Speaker 03

  Artist is artist.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fat Mongoloid porn star. I do fat porn.

• 52:25Speaker 05

  Oh, that's cool.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  So, um.

• 52:28Speaker 03

  Well, I did not see this turn of events.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Look at my videos.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  I have.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you have?

• 52:33Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm, I'm on OF, only Filipino.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Only Filipino.

• 52:38Speaker 03

  And I don't know how you snuck in, but well played, bro.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But you should do my videos with Ramsey Badawi.

• 52:43Speaker 03

  Oh, he's not, he's, he's named after the King Ramsey.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:48Speaker 05

  That's not technically true, but yeah.

• 52:50Speaker 03

  It's like he's here right now ruining our riff.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:54Speaker 03

  You know, that's why I come to this spa, to get away from riff stompers like Ramsey.

• 53:00Speaker 03

  Look at a man's penis.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have a pitch for you, young man.

• 53:02Speaker 03

  Hey, brother, I got, I got a glove. Oh, hell.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:06Speaker 03

  As long as we can sheet a woman out of it, I'm fine with it.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, just you and I are gonna take the profits.

• 53:09Speaker 04

  Oh, guys, I'd love 5%.

• 53:11Speaker 03

  Hey, what's a woman doing in this spa?

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this guy spa.

• 53:14Speaker 03

  Take your top off and shut up.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa.

• 53:18Speaker 03

  What? She wants to play with the boys, she has to play by the rules. My shirt's off.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:23Speaker 04

  My shirt has been off. I don't know what's going on.

• 53:25Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 53:27Speaker 03

  We're not putting her on the can.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, great improv.

• 53:32Speaker 03

  Thanks. It's fun to have fun. A lot of improv is listening.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  So, it is about listening, and I also wanna say that, um, the book's not dead. I'm gonna revive it.

• 53:42Speaker 05

  Can we get some info on it? Like, what is it? Is it a biography? Is it a fiction? I mean?

• 53:47Speaker 03

  It's a reimagining, I think.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  It's a reimagining.

• 53:48Speaker 03

  Of the Bobby Lee. The Odyssey.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  The Odyssey.

• 53:52Speaker 05

  Yeah. The Odyssey Lee.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Odyssey.

• 53:55Speaker 03

  Odyssey's good.

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  Odyssey's good.

• 53:57Speaker 03

  Sounds like a modest Yahoo track.

• 53:59Speaker 05

  It does, really.

• 54:07Speaker 05

  Is that modest Yahoo?

• 54:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, modest Yahoo.

• 54:09Speaker 03

  You're modest Yahoo?

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  You're married to a professional.

• 54:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, doctor.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  A doctor.

• 54:13Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:14Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Do you feel that she's more?

• 54:16Speaker 03

  A woman doctor.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Do you feel that she's more successful than you?

• 54:19Speaker 03

  No.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Cause she's not.

• 54:22Speaker 03

  Uh, she is. We're just in very different things.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 54:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:25Speaker 04

  What type of doctor?

• 54:26Speaker 03

  She's a attending at a residency program, so right now she's, she's like family medicine, emphasis women's health.

• 54:31Speaker 04

  Cool.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Is that why you live in Detroit?

• 54:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:34Speaker 05

  Oh, you're in Detroit now?

• 54:35Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:35Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 54:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, man. Yeah, I live in Detroit.

• 54:37Speaker 04

  Why?

• 54:38Speaker 03

  Uh, well, cause she wanted, she was, you wanna know why? The honest story? Or do you want me to punch it up for the podcast?

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  No, I want honesty.

• 54:46Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 54:46Speaker 05

  This is an honest pod.

• 54:48Speaker 03

  Uh, well, because she wanted to work for an impoverished population, and she tried to do rural medicine, and it was fucking brutal and bleak, and she didn't have a lot of support. So she's affecting the same populations, doing it at an inner city, inner city, uh, hospital in Detroit. Oh, my God.

• 55:01Speaker 05

  Wait.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  You can't go to inner city hospital in New York or LA.

• 55:05Speaker 03

  Uh, and not affect the same patient population. She's also from there, and we have a niece, so Detroit made it, it was an easier call to go to Detroit due to how much we love our family.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  You know?

• 55:15Speaker 05

  Can, can you do it again?

• 55:16Speaker 03

  With the jokey punch up?

• 55:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, do it as the propane guy.

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  Now, now, now, yeah, now.

• 55:20Speaker 03

  That was a basic answer.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  Now we have the real answer. Let's see the next answer.

• 55:25Speaker 05

  We'll edit whichever one we like more.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:28Speaker 03

  Should I do it as the propane guy?

• 55:29Speaker 05

  Do it as the propane guy.

• 55:30Speaker 03

  Well, brother, I'll tell you what. When she got separated from that twin of hers, I said, if we're gonna bury her in Detroit, we're gonna, we're gonna live there too. Cause there, there's a damn psychic connection. I mean, you cut off one twin, sure, they've been conjoined for 28 years. You lop that fucking hair tag off with a soul, next thing you know, she's haunted, I'm haunted. I don't wanna get my dick sucked by a ghost, I want the live twin.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:55Speaker 03

  So, yeah, we're up there in the D, man, you know?

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:57Speaker 03

  And we are.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  Lot of stage time out there?

• 55:59Speaker 03

  Oh, no, no, no.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 56:00Speaker 03

  I don't do any stand-up unless it's the road. I'm just on the road every weekend, and otherwise I garden and like do crafts.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Smoke weed?

• 56:08Speaker 03

  I smoke weed.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:09Speaker 03

  I don't drink. The only drug I do is weed.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Is it legal there or no?

• 56:12Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 56:13Speaker 03

  It's the best hash in the, in the world, I would say. It's in Detroit. Due to the beautiful Lebanese population, the Middle Eastern population.

• 56:19Speaker 05

  Oh, we have.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  Mashallah to you. Mashallah to you. Martial law to you.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  Martial. That's what they want.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Martial law to you.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  Get, get the fuck out of here.

• 56:26Speaker 03

  That's what they're trying to do in Dearborn.

• 56:29Speaker 03

  So my wife's from Dearborn.

• 56:30Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 56:30Speaker 03

  And my niece is Palestinian, so like, the population.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  Mashallah to you.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, bro, yeah. Yeah, wallah habibi baby. How about this? Muslim Sammy Davis Jr.

• 56:39Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 56:40Speaker 03

  All right.

• 56:40Speaker 05

  Okay, I'm ready for this.

• 56:41Speaker 03

  Pick up the camera.

• 56:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm ready for this.

• 56:43Speaker 03

  Here we go.

• 56:45Speaker 05

  What the fuck?

• 56:46Speaker 03

  Here we go. It's an impression with the phone. Wallah habibi baby.

• 56:53Speaker 03

  Flip it.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

• 56:57Speaker 05

  I love it.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  That's you.

• 56:59Speaker 03

  That's cold. I do that.

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a great.

• 57:01Speaker 03

  Whenever I'm, whenever I'm near Telegraph.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, that was great.

• 57:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:05Speaker 05

  Sammy Davis Jihad, I love it.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  That was great.

• 57:07Speaker 03

  Hey, hey, holy war is holy war, man. They're all gods of Abraham.

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now you do it.

• 57:12Speaker 05

  Sammy Davis, no, I can't, that's unfair. It's one of his characters.

• 57:16Speaker 04

  Okay, maybe it's.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Do it again.

• 57:18Speaker 03

  Wallah habibi baby.

• 57:21Speaker 03

  You can have it, man.

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  You want the rest of your life, that's it.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  It belongs to the world. It's cold. Thank you for appreciating it so much, cause I love it.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  I love it. Because there's a commitment turn on, you know?

• 57:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:32Speaker 03

  Wallah habibi baby.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you got it. You could do better.

• 57:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't think I can, but I'll try.

• 57:39Speaker 03

  Are you of the Arab influence?

• 57:41Speaker 05

  I'm Palestinian.

• 57:42Speaker 03

  My man.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:43Speaker 03

  Respect. Yeah, yeah.

• 57:43Speaker 05

  I'm probably related to your niece.

• 57:45Speaker 03

  Well, I, I bet you are, bro. It's so cool, uh, in Dearborn, you know, like, they go and they do protests, uh, you know? You refuse to call it a genocide.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Please don't get him started. No, no, actually, please don't get him started.

• 57:59Speaker 03

  I'm kidding. Anyway.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you.

• 58:01Speaker 03

  They hold up their babies. They hold up their babies, and they scream, "You're killing his brother!" So they're like brandishing their babies like fucking political weapons, which is, in this instance, kind of cool. I can understand how you might think it's friends.

• 58:14Speaker 05

  Could be used, yeah, could be used, you know, the wrong way.

• 58:16Speaker 03

  And also I keep seeing your ass pop up on like weird punk rock documentaries, as a talking head.

• 58:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:21Speaker 03

  Which is pretty cool.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean punk rock documentary?

• 58:23Speaker 03

  I've seen like two fucking documentaries recently, and you popped up in there as an expert in it.

• 58:29Speaker 04

  Like Hecklers? You were on that movie and documentary.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:32Speaker 03

  Heckler.

• 58:33Speaker 04

  Heckler.

• 58:34Speaker 03

  The Jamie Kennedy Experience?

• 58:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I remember that movie.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did, uh.

• 58:37Speaker 03

  I had that movie on DVD.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Is it Red and Stimpy documentary?

• 58:39Speaker 03

  Yes, that was the one I'm thinking of.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:41Speaker 03

  And that, so it wasn't punk rock, but yes, you were in there talking about how you were like sad in your room, and you accidentally found Red and Stimpy and how it changed your life.

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  It changed my life.

• 58:48Speaker 03

  Yeah. And you don't think that you're part of the cultural conversation when they're going to you for Red and Stimpy?

• 58:56Speaker 03

  You crazy?

• 58:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, dude. That is crazy.

• 58:57Speaker 03

  Come on, man.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 58:59Speaker 03

  Come on, man. Gas it up a little, BL. Come on, Bobby.

• 59:03Speaker 07

  Hey, how you doing, man?

• 59:04Speaker 03

  Bobby.

• 59:05Speaker 07

  Yeah, how you doing, man? Welcome home.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  Bobby.

• 59:10Speaker 07

  Welcome, welcome, welcome.

• 59:12Speaker 03

  Bobby.

• 59:12Speaker 07

  Hello.

• 59:13Speaker 04

  Bobby.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 59:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:16Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 59:16Speaker 03

  You got it.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  You got, you got it.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  Bobby.

• 59:19Speaker 04

  Bobby.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Do you like doing Rogan?

• 59:22Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah, I like selling tickets.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I like going on the big platform and the thing I've devoted my life to, for sure.

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love him so much, but it's a difficult podcast for me to do.

• 59:35Speaker 03

  Well, sure, yeah.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  Cause, you know, it's like, I can't control it.

• 59:39Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  So then once he goes into areas of conversations where I don't, you know what I mean?

• 59:43Speaker 03

  It's my favorite thing to watch.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the nano talk, like, between the both science and space.

• 59:48Speaker 03

  Like history?

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it creates motion between two notions, and you're like, I wanna talk about farts.

• 59:54Speaker 03

  Well, here's the thing, is like, I'm an adult who's smoked weed since he was 14, so I'm used to those conversations.

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:00Speaker 03

  Like, I'm fine in those conversations.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, I can do those. Give me a conversation, go ahead.

• 1:00:03Speaker 03

  Okay, so, so, man, have you seen this, like?

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, let's smoke weed.

• 1:00:06Speaker 03

  All right.

• 1:00:09Speaker 05

  I'll look things up. Let me know if you can.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  This is the one I'm like when I'm high.

• 1:00:17Speaker 03

  I didn't know you spoke Cambodian, man.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Pol Pot's my favorite.

• 1:00:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. I like, I like smoking pot. That's my thing.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know about Pol Pot?

• 1:00:23Speaker 03

  And then three hours pass, and we've done it. And a whole pot. See?

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  We're not talking about real.

• 1:00:28Speaker 03

  Oh, hey, well, hey, you know, what about, what about, what about?

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  That's all the fucking point of this thing is to go into really high level that I wouldn't know.

• 1:00:35Speaker 03

  Okay, well, you just brought up Pol Pot, so you kinda buried the gag there. Cause if you're bringing up Pol Pot and you don't wanna be high-minded, then what are we doing?

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  Comedy. No, I'm trying to prove to you that I know things.

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  Okay, okay. So, hey, you were telling me about Pol Pot.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  No, let's switch it, see if I.

• 1:00:49Speaker 04

  I like to switch it.

• 1:00:50Speaker 03

  So you want me to be Bobby?

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm me.

• 1:00:52Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  Come up with a conversation, see if I, I won't know.

• 1:00:54Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:00:55Speaker 03

  So, man, the constitution of. The constitution of France is a very nuanced, bicameral situation.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  It certainly is, man.

• 1:01:03Speaker 03

  It's like, well, you know.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  I can't, I can't. I can't do it.

• 1:01:14Speaker 03

  Hey, that's the penis showing corner. Get out of there. Can't be there. Yeah, what the hell?

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, you're right. I can't do it.

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  You can do it, man.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  30 minutes on Camo earlier, nothing came up with that?

• 1:01:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. We did, we did famous animal noises. You can't riff about.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Come up with something else.

• 1:01:31Speaker 04

  I got it.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, got, got.

• 1:01:32Speaker 03

  You, okay, you be Rogan.

• 1:01:34Speaker 04

  Okay, do you, you believe that ghosts have foreheads?

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Just stop, stop.

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  Bobby, you're thinking. Bobby says stop. I can see it in your eyes.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no. Ramsey?

• 1:01:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I got you.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Is that intellectual?

• 1:01:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, I would say, I would say, uh, I would say it's not what you were probably looking for. I don't know.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  Not really. Not even close. Give it another try.

• 1:02:02Speaker 04

  Okay, Sam, did you think that was okay?

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  No, I mean.

• 1:02:07Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  You can't, you can't help.

• 1:02:09Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, yeah. Okay, do you think that the Byzantine Empire was the founding empire of modern civilization?

• 1:02:25Speaker 03

  Immaculate sound. Incredible.

• 1:02:31Speaker 07

  Mine's a scuba mask.

• 1:02:39Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:40Speaker 07

  Byzantine Empire, you say? What do you think, man?

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  Man, if you want to see me get Byzantine, come see me at the Milwaukee Improv.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  That's why, that's why he's here to promote. Really good segue, dude. Into a dying sketch.

• 1:02:54Speaker 03

  Thank you, thank you.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You segued out of a dying sketch and that's why you're a professional.

• 1:02:57Speaker 03

  But like, I like having those convos about like Comanches and then the next thing you know, you're talking about like, you know, what Russia means to China. It's like, I don't know shit, but I can definitely go like, whoa, that's nuts.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:08Speaker 03

  For two and a half hours.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  I know geopolitical things.

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:11Speaker 05

  I could watch a two hour supercut of you on Rogan uncomfortably trying to get through those conversations. It's so funny.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  I hate it.

• 1:03:18Speaker 05

  It's the best.

• 1:03:19Speaker 03

  I do feel like it is everything I've been training for, is that two and a half hour conversation. Like, I'm so present whenever I'm in that room that like, I get tunnel vision because I'm like, listening so intently, but uh, yeah.

• 1:03:30Speaker 04

  After the podcast, you like, go into like a space?

• 1:03:33Speaker 03

  Oh, you want to talk cocoon?

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  I fucking cocoon out for like, three days. I'm in there, I'm petrified wood, after.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  Before I do? I can't sleep?

• 1:03:42Speaker 03

  Oh, for sure, no.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  It's the only podcast where I really don't get a good night's rest.

• 1:03:48Speaker 03

  Before this one, I slept for eighteen hours. I've never slept better. Yeah, I was like, out, you know, like a light. But yeah, with Rogan.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:57Speaker 03

  I'm like, in bed the night before, having these fake conversations. I'm doing this bit right now, in bed, being like, okay, so if he brings up the Byzantine Empire, I can bring up like, swords, like swords are good. They had a lot of swords, I think, yeah, and like, shields, if you have a sword, you have a shield, helmet, helmet's a cool band.

• 1:04:15Speaker 05

  Ottoman Empire.

• 1:04:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, most comfortable empire, yeah.

• 1:04:20Speaker 03

  He also wouldn't laugh at that. He'd be like, what do you mean? And I'd be like, well,

• 1:04:24Speaker 05

  I don't get it.

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Now, I tried throwing a joke, it's, the timing's wrong.

• 1:04:30Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  But I think I'm gonna do it anyway.

• 1:04:32Speaker 04

  Do it.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  Keep talking again.

• 1:04:33Speaker 03

  Alright, so yeah.

• 1:04:34Speaker 04

  Ottoman's.

• 1:04:35Speaker 03

  Ottoman, Ottoman woman.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  I mean, comics that have insomnia, they pers- pers- I can't.

• 1:04:40Speaker 05

  I'll try it one more time.

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  Give me another shot, give me another shot.

• 1:04:42Speaker 03

  But like, the thing about sandals?

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:44Speaker 03

  Is like, they're not for the sand.

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  You know, people that have insomnia that are comics and stuff, um, they book my podcast so they can get some sleep.

• 1:04:52Speaker 05

  Oh, I actually did like it, though. I did like it. I felt like, in the time?

• 1:04:57Speaker 03

  Remember when I said you were hired? I was wrong.

• 1:05:02Speaker 04

  Aww. So you're, is, I, yeah.

• 1:05:05Speaker 05

  You got a job, you got a job at Mad TV, kid.

• 1:05:08Speaker 05

  I'm with Mad TV.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say, man?

• 1:05:09Speaker 05

  I said, you got a job at Mad TV.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 1:05:11Speaker 05

  Because he was Lauren.

• 1:05:12Speaker 03

  By the way, when you were on there, I was like, at the right age. I absorbed a lot of that shit.

• 1:05:18Speaker 05

  Same.

• 1:05:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:20Speaker 05

  I remember.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  This show is not about me.

• 1:05:22Speaker 03

  I loved Miss Swan.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  I know, I didn't do Miss Swan. Fuck off.

• 1:05:27Speaker 03

  How many people have made that joke? A million?

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you this. I'll be honest with you.

• 1:05:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  Probably two hundred and eighty-five times in my life.

• 1:05:35Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:36Speaker 05

  It's not as much as I thought.

• 1:05:37Speaker 03

  Not bad.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Every time it burns out.

• 1:05:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:41Speaker 03

  It hurts?

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because people will invite me to a panel, like a Mad TV panel or something.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  And they're like, tell us about your work on Miss Swan.

• 1:05:52Speaker 03

  No way!

• 1:05:52Bobby Lee?

  And I'm like, and then it's just like that pause of like, you invited me because you thought I was Miss Swan?

• 1:05:59Speaker 03

  My feelings are hurt in front of Comic Con. Yeah, that sucks.

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, you know, it's uncomfortable.

• 1:06:05Speaker 05

  They read it off a note card? That's tough.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  Or like, you know, when, um, when Daft Fan won Last Comic Standing?

• 1:06:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  I was at a restaurant with Paulie.

• 1:06:16Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  And the waiter came up to me and goes.

• 1:06:18Speaker 03

  Paulie Walnuts?

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  Paulie Shore.

• 1:06:20Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Sorry.

• 1:06:22Speaker 04

  Is he related to chicken?

• 1:06:24Speaker 03

  I don't know, you'd have to ask him. They were close.

• 1:06:26Speaker 04

  The rocket?

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  You were telling a great story about Paulie Shore.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  I understand that. I know.

• 1:06:35Speaker 05

  I want to get back to Daft Fan.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  We will.

• 1:06:37Speaker 05

  I'm excited.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  But, um, those callbacks are too long.

• 1:06:41Speaker 04

  Sorry, I know.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  It's, there's a rhythm of callbacks.

• 1:06:46Speaker 04

  I know, I, yeah.

• 1:06:50Speaker 03

  This is also hot on the heels of the joke you just made about two minutes ago, where your producer took out a gun and put it underneath his chin and said, what am I doing, what am I doing?

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're in trouble.

• 1:07:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:02Speaker 03

  As a country.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  This podcast and this, we're in trouble.

• 1:07:04Speaker 03

  Oh, no, let me tell you this.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  This is sinking ship.

• 1:07:06Speaker 03

  This is so much fun.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  I love it, I love it.

• 1:07:08Speaker 03

  I love riffing, I love goofing around.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  This is fun, this is fun for me.

• 1:07:11Speaker 03

  I'm having a hoot and a holler, yeah.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  Watching these two, I don't like their reactions.

• 1:07:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  They're confused, they don't know what, they have no point.

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  Well, he just can't wait to take all those blankets home. I saw you out front.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you blanket thief.

• 1:07:21Speaker 04

  Will you do this Sammy Davis one more time?

• 1:07:25Speaker 03

  I wish I knew anything else he said.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  I don't care, we don't care, that's it.

• 1:07:27Speaker 03

  Walla habibi, baby.

• 1:07:34Speaker 05

  It's a little bit Muslim Austin Powers, too?

• 1:07:36Speaker 03

  Sure, uh huh, one hundred percent, one hundred percent. Or it could be.

• 1:07:40Speaker 05

  Yeah. Obi lol.

• 1:07:42Speaker 03

  Yes, nice. That's good.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  That's nice.

• 1:07:44Speaker 04

  That was awesome.

• 1:07:45Speaker 05

  Thanks.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  That's real nice.

• 1:07:47Speaker 03

  Do you know about the, uh, the secret, uh, Catholic Middle Eastern people?

• 1:07:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:52Speaker 03

  The Chaldean community?

• 1:07:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, the Chaldeans, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:53Speaker 03

  Interesting little facet.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about the Chaldeans, I don't know much about it.

• 1:07:57Speaker 03

  They are, uh, like Catholics, I think.

• 1:08:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  Living where?

• 1:08:02Speaker 05

  Huge community in San Diego.

• 1:08:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:04Speaker 05

  For your, your hometown.

• 1:08:05Speaker 03

  Detroit.

• 1:08:05Speaker 05

  Detroit, yeah.

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  They're Middle Eastern Catholics.

• 1:08:08Speaker 03

  Yes. And you can tell they're not Muslim because they're snacking during Ramadan. That's the only way that you know. But they own most of the party stores and a lot of the weed that comes out of the Midwest.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  Do they eat pork?

• 1:08:18Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, because they're Catholic, yeah. Not on Friday, though.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, not on Friday?

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  Mm-mm.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Tell me something about, why do you like pork? You don't like pork?

• 1:08:25Speaker 05

  Me?

• 1:08:25Speaker 04

  He eats pork.

• 1:08:26Speaker 00

  I've seen this guy eat so much pork. And I mean.

• 1:08:28Speaker 03

  Oh, cattle tail.

• 1:08:30Speaker 04

  Oh, sorry.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  I've seen him eat porks.

• 1:08:33Speaker 05

  I didn't know.

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  Plural. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm talking about like Khaleesi, you know what I mean? That many pork.

• 1:08:41Speaker 05

  It was a mistake if I've ever eaten pork.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:43Speaker 05

  And Allah will forgive me.

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  No. If you're Muslim out there.

• 1:08:47Speaker 05

  Don't.

• 1:08:48Speaker 00

  You see this guy in the street.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  If you're Muslim out there, this one right here, yo, is a fake one. I seen him desecrate the Quran.

• 1:08:57Speaker 05

  Oh, no, no, that is too far.

• 1:08:59Speaker 03

  Are you Muslim?

• 1:09:00Speaker 05

  I am Muslim.

• 1:09:01Speaker 03

  Dude, you like figs?

• 1:09:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, I love figs.

• 1:09:03Speaker 03

  Bro, why don't you guys tell more people about figs and dates?

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you promote it better.

• 1:09:08Speaker 03

  Dude.

• 1:09:08Speaker 00

  Promote the figs right now, like your dates.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Quran, it should have a chapter of figs.

• 1:09:12Speaker 05

  Well, it probably does, but I like our, I like our, sort of that we're keeping figs a secret.

• 1:09:16Speaker 03

  You're a little fig pig.

• 1:09:19Speaker 05

  Olives.

• 1:09:20Speaker 03

  Olives are huge.

• 1:09:21Speaker 04

  Are figs just like, you, you enjoy eating them?

• 1:09:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, just like you take the actual.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  What else would you do with them, cat?

• 1:09:27Speaker 04

  Well, I don't know, I was.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Rub them on your feet?

• 1:09:29Speaker 05

  Well, she knows them as the jam.

• 1:09:30Speaker 03

  Put them in a cage, give them a name? Easier than a baby.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Put some googly eyes on it?

• 1:09:36Speaker 00

  You guys eat the fig?

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  Like, we eat figs, dude.

• 1:09:41Speaker 03

  Do you know what a fig was before?

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  You know what a fig is, honestly? Look at me, what's a fig?

• 1:09:46Speaker 00

  You're a chef, you should know.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you should know.

• 1:09:49Speaker 03

  This is brutal.

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  I know what a fig is.

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 1:09:52Speaker 00

  What's the flavor like?

• 1:09:53Speaker 04

  It's a fruit?

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:09:54Speaker 04

  And it grows on a tree?

• 1:09:56Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:09:56Speaker 04

  And sometimes it hits you on the head?

• 1:09:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, bonks, the bonking fruit.

• 1:09:59Speaker 04

  And then when you squish it, it has all those little seeds inside, almost the consistency of a strawberry, but a little bit jammy-er.

• 1:10:05Speaker 05

  I, I was ready to defend you, but you're perfectly describing fruit.

• 1:10:08Speaker 03

  Good work.

• 1:10:09Speaker 04

  And the purple leathery texture kind of has like, a sweet umami flavor.

• 1:10:14Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  What's the difference between that and a, um?

• 1:10:18Speaker 04

  A date?

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  A date, yeah.

• 1:10:19Speaker 03

  You've been on one recently.

• 1:10:21Speaker 05

  A fig? Oh, okay.

• 1:10:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:25Speaker 03

  I don't know, I'm riffing.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  I gotta have a fucking two-year girlfriend.

• 1:10:28Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 1:10:29Speaker 05

  But you go on dates with your girlfriend.

• 1:10:30Speaker 03

  You go on dates with her, right?

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  Hey, hey, if you're listening, I'm not.

• 1:10:35Speaker 00

  Go on dates with her.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Fucking around, anyway.

• 1:10:39Speaker 03

  We just met, by the way.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:10:47Speaker 04

  So a date, I believe you, you usually eat it dry. Like, I don't think it, but it comes in like, a waxy, dry consistency. It kind of has like, like wax paper feeling.

• 1:10:56Speaker 03

  It has a tougher skin to it, for sure, but boy, it's worth the work. Because what's in there? Just a tasty, sugary goo.

• 1:11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's really good. You combine things with it, it's an.

• 1:11:07Speaker 03

  Yes, you can. It's great in vegan cooking.

• 1:11:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like, I'm sure it's in baklava?

• 1:11:13Speaker 05

  No, but, yeah.

• 1:11:14Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 1:11:15Speaker 05

  I appreciate, but I appreciate.

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  There's no fig or.

• 1:11:17Speaker 05

  Just threw that out there.

• 1:11:19Bobby Lee?

  Baklava? There isn't.

• 1:11:21Speaker 05

  But I like what you did.

• 1:11:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Google it. There's gotta be. I've had baklava, I went, ooh, the date is fresh.

• 1:11:28Speaker 00

  Brother, I don't know what this guy keeps saying.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Google it. There's gotta be some sort of slimy gooey thing in there.

• 1:11:35Speaker 05

  We're even for sushi earlier. We're now good.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm not, I haven't forgotten about sushi.

• 1:11:39Speaker 00

  Hey, Bobby?

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:41Speaker 04

  It's honey.

• 1:11:41Speaker 00

  Bobby might be on it some.

• 1:11:42Speaker 05

  No, come on.

• 1:11:43Speaker 00

  There is a twist on the classic Middle Eastern.

• 1:11:45Speaker 05

  A twist?

• 1:11:46Speaker 03

  He said date, that's fig.

• 1:11:47Speaker 00

  Oh, you say date?

• 1:11:49Speaker 05

  And I don't want to hear a twist, I want to hear the classic.

• 1:11:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's pistachio.

• 1:11:54Speaker 05

  Baklava date, date baklava.

• 1:11:55Speaker 00

  Right there. Did you eat this before?

• 1:11:57Speaker 03

  That's date baklava.

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

  I've never, that feels to me almost the equivalent of like, a lettuce wrapped burger.

• 1:12:02Speaker 04

  Totally, or one of those, yeah.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  See, there you go, in your face.

• 1:12:06Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  A baklava with dates on it.

• 1:12:08Speaker 03

  This doesn't have the definitive filo dough.

• 1:12:10Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:12:11Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, maybe I've had it from different regions of Persia.

• 1:12:15Speaker 05

  Okay. You're a well-traveled man?

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, I was with Aladdin.

• 1:12:19Speaker 03

  Spice trail for a while.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Spice trail, yeah, with Genghis.

• 1:12:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:22Speaker 05

  You, you call him Genghis, you're on a first-name basis with him?

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  Gay. Gang.

• 1:12:26Speaker 03

  Gang.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  What's up, gang?

• 1:12:28Speaker 03

  Gang, gang. Genghis Khan. Dude, it'd be sick.

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, bend over!

• 1:12:33Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:34Speaker 03

  He what?

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  He calls me the hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just, bend over, dude!

• 1:12:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I go, okay, right? And he pulls me and gets a log.

• 1:12:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's a good guy.

• 1:12:44Speaker 03

  At least you get a log.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  It's always a log.

• 1:12:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  And he pummels me with.

• 1:12:47Speaker 03

  I usually get the barrel.

• 1:12:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do?

• 1:12:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  From what dictator?

• 1:12:50Speaker 03

  Pol Pot.

• 1:12:51Speaker 04

  Papa.

• 1:12:51Bobby Lee?

  Pol Pot, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:52Speaker 03

  But it doesn't hurt.

• 1:12:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it doesn't hurt. Little dick. Hey!

• 1:12:55Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:12:56Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, Paul.

• 1:12:57Speaker 05

  Come on, dude.

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, well, he's dead.

• 1:13:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, but, you know.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, why, I'm disgracing his name? It's a low blow.

• 1:13:04Speaker 05

  It's just a low blow.

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  He killed three million, how many people did he kill? Those people, three million?

• 1:13:08Speaker 03

  A lot more than I have.

• 1:13:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:09Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 1:13:10Speaker 04

  Pol Pot, huh?

• 1:13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't know much, you watch The Killing Fields.

• 1:13:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, don't watch The Killing Fields.

• 1:13:15Bobby Lee?

  Watch The Killing Fields, yeah, it's gnarly.

• 1:13:16Speaker 03

  It's really good, but it's heavy, dude.

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  It's heavy.

• 1:13:19Speaker 03

  It's not date night watching, it's more of a fig afternoon.

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah! So I won the fig argument, that feels good.

• 1:13:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:27Bobby Lee?

  But we're talking about before the figs, though.

• 1:13:29Speaker 03

  God, Muslims, probably.

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Muslims. Oh, yeah, I was ripping on, yeah, um.

• 1:13:34Speaker 05

  Accidentally.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was trying to get him, yeah, yeah. Anyway, um.

• 1:13:37Speaker 05

  And I'm sorry about that.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Forgive him, Muslims.

• 1:13:40Speaker 03

  Forgive the man?

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:41Speaker 05

  They can't forgive me, only Allah can.

• 1:13:43Speaker 04

  I have, um, an interesting fact about Genghis Khan.

• 1:13:45Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:13:46Speaker 04

  Uh, he started the five-second rule.

• 1:13:49Speaker 05

  Hmm, interesting.

• 1:13:51Speaker 03

  Interesting might be the worst thing you can hear after a joke.

• 1:13:59Speaker 03

  Holy shit. That's brutal.

• 1:14:07Speaker 04

  That's a fact, though. I think it's a fact.

• 1:14:09Speaker 03

  You said it was an interesting fact?

• 1:14:10Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so he threw down a chicken leg.

• 1:14:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  And it landed for three seconds.

• 1:14:15Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  Pulled it up, started eating it again.

• 1:14:17Speaker 03

  And that's how he fixed his XP bar.

• 1:14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And some guy said, "Hey, why you eat that?" And Genghis Khan goes, "Five-second rule." You think that's happened? There's no way.

• 1:14:29Speaker 04

  That's how it happened.

• 1:14:31Bobby Lee?

  Can you Google it?

• 1:14:32Speaker 05

  It's folklore.

• 1:14:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  It's folklore.

• 1:14:34Speaker 05

  The con, the con rule.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  The con rule.

• 1:14:36Speaker 04

  What is that?

• 1:14:37Speaker 05

  Genghis Khan.

• 1:14:38Speaker 04

  Oh, the con, okay.

• 1:14:40Speaker 03

  Come on, he's helping.

• 1:14:43Speaker 04

  Like, I thought it was like pro con. Uh, but yeah, that's what I, that's what I found out.

• 1:14:47Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:14:48Speaker 04

  So maybe that's a good Rogan fact, if you ever want to bring that to the pod.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, actually, not bad. In fact, I, um, wish you would do it. Opening line.

• 1:14:58Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be on there next Monday.

• 1:14:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wish. Tell him I said hi, and I wish you could do it.

• 1:15:03Speaker 03

  Okay. Tell him I said hi.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  Say hi to me.

• 1:15:07Speaker 03

  Hey, real quick, Joe, good to see you again, Jamie. What's up?

• 1:15:10Speaker 05

  Give him a couple of things he has to say on the podcast. That's a funny.

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  It's a challenge.

• 1:15:15Speaker 03

  What do I get out of it?

• 1:15:17Bobby Lee?

  It's a secret thing where people can follow along.

• 1:15:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:19Speaker 03

  Okay. So it's an Easter egg for the Tiger Belly community? Okay.

• 1:15:23Speaker 05

  Give him a couple of things he has to do.

• 1:15:25Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  Alright. Oh, hey, this is fun.

• 1:15:27Speaker 03

  Okay. Here, may I write these down?

• 1:15:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, please.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever had a, um, date baklava?

• 1:15:33Speaker 05

  Okay, you have to talk about date baklava.

• 1:15:36Bobby Lee?

  See if you can get it.

• 1:15:37Speaker 03

  Date.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  Date baklava.

• 1:15:39Speaker 04

  Or ask him to explain a fic. Maybe that could be fun.

• 1:15:41Speaker 03

  Wait, Genghis Khan, five second?

• 1:15:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, I do think five second is actually perfect.

• 1:15:44Bobby Lee?

  Genghis Khan, five second.

• 1:15:45Speaker 05

  Oh, the prophet Muhammad, uh, invented high fives.

• 1:15:48Speaker 03

  I knew that.

• 1:15:49Speaker 05

  Yeah. That's like a, that's another one of those.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  Not fucking true.

• 1:15:53Speaker 05

  No, no, but it's another one of those things.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, okay, okay.

• 1:15:55Speaker 05

  Another one of those, like, not true things.

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  That'd make me so upset, dude.

• 1:16:00Speaker 03

  The prophet, Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him.

• 1:16:03Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 1:16:03Speaker 03

  He was a lot cooler, because he would be like, "What up, man?" "Let me some skin." Yeah, and then Jesus Christ was like, "How you doing, brother? Good to see ya. Thanks for coming to the congregation." Just kidding.

• 1:16:14Bobby Lee?

  How are Palestinians with black people?

• 1:16:16Speaker 05

  How are we with them?

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:17Speaker 05

  Uh, we're, I, you know, when we see.

• 1:16:19Speaker 03

  I think they had bigger fish to fry.

• 1:16:25Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 1:16:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:26Speaker 03

  I think there's some other things on the docket right now.

• 1:16:30Bobby Lee?

  What do you want to promote?

• 1:16:31Speaker 03

  Uh, I'd like to promote my book, Brute, a novel about a hitman in Paris doing one last job, available from.

• 1:16:37Bobby Lee?

  Actually, I'm gonna go get it.

• 1:16:37Speaker 03

  Go grab it, yeah. I gave Bobby one.

• 1:16:40Speaker 04

  Wait, that's awesome.

• 1:16:40Speaker 03

  He put it in the trash.

• 1:16:43Speaker 05

  Bookshelf.

• 1:16:43Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:16:44Speaker 05

  Beautiful cover.

• 1:16:45Speaker 03

  Thank you, man, yeah.

• 1:16:46Speaker 05

  What was the story behind the illustration?

• 1:16:47Speaker 03

  Uh, my friend Jack did that, and, uh, Jack and fuck, his buddy. Yeah, I don't know. Uh, it's almost like he's not good at using a gun.

• 1:16:57Speaker 05

  What number, what number book is this for you?

• 1:16:58Speaker 03

  This is my third book. I have two novels and one novella.

• 1:17:02Speaker 05

  Incredible.

• 1:17:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, Running the Lights, the first one, you can get that. But yeah, it's a good book. It's, uh, it's about a hitman who falls in love with another marine and, uh.

• 1:17:09Speaker 05

  Look at that, right there.

• 1:17:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, right there, man.

• 1:17:11Speaker 05

  Sam, can I ask a question? Because I've always been so fascinated by your, the fact that you're a writer, like a real writer. As a comic, did you ever have a moment? Because I feel like if I said to people, "I'm gonna start writing a book," people would shit on me for.

• 1:17:23Speaker 03

  Well, you don't tell anyone you're writing a book.

• 1:17:25Speaker 05

  You just wrote it.

• 1:17:25Speaker 03

  Don't tell, it doesn't matter if you're a comic. Don't, if you're a person writing a book, don't let anyone fucking find out, ever.

• 1:17:31Speaker 05

  But did you ever have a moment of going like, "I can't fucking write a book? I'm a co-" Like, did you ever have that? Or were you always like, "No, I'm a fucking writer. I'm a, I'm a writer?"

• 1:17:37Speaker 03

  No, I never thought, "I can't do it because I'm a comic." I thought, "I'm writing a book, and because I'm a comic, I can't tell anyone, because all my friends are comics." And they'll come up with new ways to call me gay.

• 1:17:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it is, yeah. Yeah, but, or if you're writing a script, I hate when anyone says shit like that.

• 1:17:55Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 1:17:56Bobby Lee?

  Because anyone that says it out loud has really nothing going on.

• 1:17:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I think they're lying.

• 1:18:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:00Speaker 03

  They, they're not writing a script or a book. They are telling people they wrote a script or a book, because they get the same dopamine as completing the task.

• 1:18:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:08Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I ran into a guy the other day who, um, I hadn't seen in a very, very long time.

• 1:18:13Speaker 03

  Was it chicken?

• 1:18:14Bobby Lee?

  No, and it's, he died. And he, um, his opening line was three things he's working on.

• 1:18:20Speaker 03

  Awful.

• 1:18:20Speaker 05

  You get that all day long, because people.

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, "How about a hello?"

• 1:18:24Speaker 03

  Dude, how about a human hello to a guy you haven't seen in forever?

• 1:18:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:28Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it was literally like, yeah, "Oh, man, this movie I just did, dude, with so-and-so, man, it's gonna win an Oscar, and, you know, I got this going on and that going on." And I'm like, in my mind going, "What happened to you?"

• 1:18:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. What's behind those eyes?

• 1:18:43Bobby Lee?

  What happened to you?

• 1:18:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:44Bobby Lee?

  Man?

• 1:18:44Speaker 03

  Sucks.

• 1:18:45Speaker 04

  Where were you? Were you ordering food or something?

• 1:18:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a comedy store.

• 1:18:47Speaker 04

  Oh, comedy store.

• 1:18:48Speaker 05

  It's a good marker of success if people run at you and immediately start li- listing resume things that they're doing.

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  My thing is they're polar opposite.

• 1:18:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't give a shit.

• 1:18:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:58Bobby Lee?

  People, "Congratulations on whatever."

• 1:19:00Speaker 04

  Comics unleashed.

• 1:19:04Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. What? Is he here?

• 1:19:07Bobby Lee?

  Alright, look at his dates. Uh, we have Brookfield, Wisconsin.

• 1:19:10Speaker 03

  Milwaukee Improv, Rumors in Winnipeg, Hilarities in Cleveland, Indians, St. Louis, Helium, Kansas City.

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  So go to his website. I, I want to say, I really do want to say, you're a guy that everyone beloves. Really do. Everyone loves you. I don't know a single, I mean, um.

• 1:19:27Speaker 05

  For many years.

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  You're, I just think great things are gonna happen for you, bud.

• 1:19:31Speaker 03

  I'm really excited.

• 1:19:32Bobby Lee?

  Is that your artwork?

• 1:19:33Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, that's a t-shirt I made.

• 1:19:34Speaker 05

  Dude, that's a sick shirt.

• 1:19:35Speaker 03

  I carved that out of linoleum, and then I print them on shirts.

• 1:19:37Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, dude.

• 1:19:38Speaker 03

  Look at those, look at those cherry blossoms all around him. Look how enchanted he is with the cherry blossoms.

• 1:19:42Speaker 04

  Bobby, you need to get that shirt. That would be so cool.

• 1:19:44Speaker 03

  I can make you one, man.

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me a medium.

• 1:19:46Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:19:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:47Speaker 05

  That's a good shirt, yeah.

• 1:19:48Speaker 03

  It's gonna be shock aware.

• 1:19:49Speaker 04

  Wait, can I see the other ones? These ones?

• 1:19:52Speaker 03

  Those aren't current. That's the hobo. Look how excited he was.

• 1:19:55Speaker 04

  Oh, those are so cool.

• 1:19:56Speaker 05

  That's so cool.

• 1:19:57Speaker 03

  That's this church in Salt Lake City.

• 1:19:59Bobby Lee?

  What's that?

• 1:20:00Speaker 03

  That was the Dayton Flyers logo, and let me tell you, I made about a hundred and sixty of those shirts, went to Dayton, sold maybe twenty of those shirts, and then had like a hundred and fifty of that shirt just sitting around.

• 1:20:11Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 1:20:12Speaker 03

  Dayton's not a big market.

• 1:20:13Bobby Lee?

  I love that shirt.

• 1:20:13Speaker 03

  It's fine. It's not bad. It's not, I don't know why this is a live video, but, yeah.

• 1:20:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why is it live? I don't know, but anyway. Um, so go, hey, Sam.

• 1:20:21Speaker 03

  But get the book. That's what I'd say, my podcast.

• 1:20:24Bobby Lee?

  Get the book first.

• 1:20:25Speaker 03

  If you like podcasts like this, Chubby Behemoth, it's a great pod.

• 1:20:27Bobby Lee?

  Chubby Behemoth.

• 1:20:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:29Bobby Lee?

  And then also, go to his website, look at his dates, go see him perform. He's the best. We're gonna have him back on, on this podcast every year.

• 1:20:37Speaker 03

  Thanks, man.

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  Every year.

• 1:20:39Speaker 03

  I'm telling you, man, you were so nice.

• 1:20:40Bobby Lee?

  Every year.

• 1:20:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, we'll see if I can honor this Rogan.

• 1:20:44Bobby Lee?

  No, that has to happen for.

• 1:20:45Speaker 03

  Right, I know.

• 1:20:46Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I can't wait. Everyone watch the next Rogan that Sam Talon's on, and he is gonna try to mention these two, two things?

• 1:20:53Speaker 05

  Can we remind everyone again?

• 1:20:54Bobby Lee?

  That's enough.

• 1:20:55Speaker 05

  For what it is?

• 1:20:55Speaker 03

  Genghis Khan, five-second rule. That'll probably fill forty-five minutes.

• 1:20:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:20:59Speaker 03

  And then, date baklava.

• 1:21:01Speaker 05

  That's a tough one.

• 1:21:02Bobby Lee?

  That's a tough one.

• 1:21:03Speaker 03

  Oh, it's easy, because I'm gonna show up and be like, "God, I just had this crazy fucking date baklava on the plane, and now I have diarrhea."

• 1:21:08Speaker 05

  Oh, perfect, yeah, nice. Yeah, that's good.

• 1:21:10Speaker 03

  He'll be like, "I've never had diarrhea."

• 1:21:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:13Speaker 03

  I'll say, "We have nothing to talk about."

• 1:21:16Speaker 03

  It couldn't be more different, though.

• 1:21:17Bobby Lee?

  Sam, did you have a good time here?

• 1:21:19Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, yes. This is so much fun.

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  It's so much funnier.

• 1:21:21Speaker 03

  I saw your penis. We were on a woman-led ship for a minute.

• 1:21:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:25Bobby Lee?

  It was really well.

• 1:21:26Speaker 03

  You know, I gotta hang out with my, uh, my Habibi brother over there.

• 1:21:31Bobby Lee?

  Give Sam a round of applause, everybody.

• 1:21:34Speaker 03

  Pleasure.

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