Sam Morril & The Homo Hill

Comedian Sam Morril returns to the Slept Kingdom. We chat face angles, scallop dinners, buckets of cream cheese, $60 rye bread, swallowing steaks, biter conspiracies, Bob's mosquito attacks, and the Shane Gillis SNL monologue. Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at joinbilt.com/belly http://joinbilt.com/belly. Ready to regrow your hair? Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/BELLY http://www.hims.com/BELLY for personalized care—from hair to ED to weight loss and more. Download Cash App today and make your money work for you. Click here to get started:https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/p06g4a8g #CashAppPartner See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:26Speaker 01

  Oh, dude, Rob Lowe just did a 9/11 movie.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not Rob Lowe, dude. Look at my face. I'm flat. There's no chisel. What are you talking about, dude? I have no chisel in my face, dude.

• 1:37Speaker 03

  No, it's round.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:39Speaker 03

  It's round.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  It's round, flat, moonish.

• 1:41Speaker 03

  It's a circle.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  Nobody wants to see that in the big screen.

• 1:44Speaker 03

  You need angles for a movie.

• 1:45Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I have no angles on my face. No, we are on air. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  We're on air.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we are on air.

• 1:51Speaker 03

  We'll start it now.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  And also, what I say too is that you're slender, right?

• 1:55Speaker 03

  Skinny.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  You have angular, you have like an Abe Lincoln kind of angular.

• 1:59Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I can see that.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're the new Abe, dude.

• 2:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:02Speaker 01

  I can do it.

• 2:03Speaker 03

  Oh, Mary?

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, say four score, seven years ago, what is that fucking?

• 2:06Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, whatever.

• 2:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:09Speaker 01

  Holy shit.

• 2:09Speaker 03

  There you go. Look at her cheekbones.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  It's the same kind of

• 2:12Speaker 03

  Look at that.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  white prototype that you have. You know what I mean? You have a Michael Phelps, Abraham Lincoln.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  I'm taking a load in the head.

• 2:18Speaker 03

  A law.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, me too. Not in the head, but in the mouth.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Dude, when he got shot, did the guy sneak up behind him or did he climb a balcony?

• 2:28Speaker 01

  I think he snuck up behind him, didn't he?

• 2:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, like through the curtains?

• 2:30Speaker 01

  And what was the Latin thing? He said death to tyranny, isn't that it?

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:35Speaker 01

  John Walksworth.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  I always imagined he had a gun in his mouth and he climbed the front part. How cool would that make?

• 2:41Speaker 01

  You thought it was like a Looney Tune step?

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. How cool would that make? I'm Abe Lincoln. I'm in the balcony. I'm watching the show, right?

• 2:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  All of a sudden, I just see a head pop up in front of me. And you're like, what the fuck, right? And then a gun, what do you think?

• 2:53Speaker 01

  Right before he said, break yourself.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, from behind. Look at that.

• 2:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:00Speaker 03

  Look at Mary Todd. That's Mary Todd.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Mary Todd was there?

• 3:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:04Speaker 01

  Why does she look like she's about to slap him here?

• 3:06Speaker 03

  It's like, pay attention. It's the best part.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  I think she's going, not me.

• 3:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, leave me out of it.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  Fucking actor.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  You were gay?

• 3:15Speaker 01

  He was like, he was like, his brother was a more successful actor. It's like if Billy Baldwin shot someone. Instead of Alex.

• 3:23Speaker 03

  Still can.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of Hamburger Hill, not Homo Hill?

• 3:27Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, in Seoul.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:29Speaker 00

  I've been.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  No. You've been to Homo Hill?

• 3:31Speaker 00

  It was not as, it's not that gay.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Have we talked about Homo Hill?

• 3:35Speaker 03

  There's only one hill. I don't know.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how many hills are there?

• 3:38Speaker 03

  One.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  Homo.

• 3:41Speaker 00

  Homo.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  How homo is the hill?

• 3:43Speaker 03

  It's supposed to. I haven't been. I'm going in the winter.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  And you're gonna go to Homo Hill?

• 3:47Speaker 03

  I'm going to Homo Hill.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  And what are you gonna?

• 3:48Speaker 03

  Homo Hill is an area in Seoul, which is in South Korea, which is still very conservative.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:56Speaker 03

  And there's an area where the gays congregate, kind of like West Hollywood.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 4:00Speaker 03

  And they call it Homo Hill.

• 4:01Speaker 00

  But West Hollywood feels gay. That just felt like a bunch of Koreans eating.

• 4:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, we still have to keep it low-key.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  How low-key do you have to keep it?

• 4:10Speaker 03

  Like, we're still like in the clubs. We're not outside in drag.

• 4:13Speaker 00

  So here's their gay scene. It looks like just a bunch of Koreans eating.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  That's not a hill?

• 4:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, there's a little hill back there.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. I thought it was a hill.

• 4:22Speaker 03

  This is like WeHo.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. Yeah.

• 4:25Speaker 00

  They have cops everywhere.

• 4:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, just in case you wear a wig.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  Is WeHo really gay? That's what I'm saying right now.

• 4:30Speaker 00

  Oh, it's very.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  It's supposedly gay. Maybe lots of gayness through the years.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  Are you on Sunset or Santa Monica?

• 4:37Speaker 01

  Sunset.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  That's why. That's the straight part.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:41Speaker 00

  He's a choice, Sam.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  What do you think? There's little streets that you consider?

• 4:45Speaker 03

  Well, Santa Monica is like when you get into like the gay zone. And then Sunset is like where Comedy Store is. Like, that's the kind of like where the hotels are.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  That's not gay.

• 4:55Speaker 03

  That's not gay. It's very straight.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Unless Tim Dillon's there.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  I bet he gays it up when he's on Santa Monica.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he probably does.

• 5:05Speaker 03

  Does he?

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  He's also 15 gays in one guy.

• 5:08Speaker 01

  He's the least gay gay guy of all time.

• 5:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  No, inside, there's gayness happening.

• 5:13Speaker 01

  For sure, but he, but he.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  There's a celebration for sure, a fiesta.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  He gets down.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:17Speaker 03

  I've never seen him like fag it up.

• 5:19Speaker 01

  The only gay thing he does is post the restaurant stuff.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty gay.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  It's kind of gay.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever film your food?

• 5:26Speaker 01

  No, but Gary Vider, who tours with me, is obsessed with, yeah, he wants to do it.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  Filming food?

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  What's going on? Okay.

• 5:33Speaker 01

  Well, I'm not a film your food. I'm embarrassed. Everyone's a fucking influencer.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  You go to places too, because you're like, all right, everyone's talking about Lindustre in New York. Let me try Lindustre. And then it's like a line, and then everyone's filming. And you're like, this, I hate this.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  I hate it. My girlfriend's an influencer.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  Really?

• 5:49Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so she'll say, I'll be right back.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  You gotta stop dating 18-year-olds.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  She goes, I'll be right back. And then I'll like look in the restaurant and she's in front of her a fountain.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Right? And she, you know what I mean? And she's, you know what I mean, saying something? And I'm just eating scallops, eating scallops, not even paying attention. But it's like, there's a part of me that goes, this is what it is.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  Does she make you do TikToks?

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  This is what the world is, right?

• 6:11Speaker 03

  Does she make you do TikToks?

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  I refuse!

• 6:14Speaker 03

  What the fuck just happened?

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I will not!

• 6:17Speaker 01

  That was crazy.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  She won't even ask. She won't even, she won't even dare to ask.

• 6:20Speaker 01

  Good for her.

• 6:21Speaker 03

  You won't even be in the back of lunch.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Ask me.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  It's her job.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm eating scallops. Ask me.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  Hey, Bobby, can you shout out?

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  You're not, not you.

• 6:28Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not a girl. Eat like a girl. Eat scallops.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  Hey, Bobby. Hey, Bobby, you know, it's my job to be an influencer.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  When you tap the table like that, it's really annoying.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  Okay, Bob, I have to do.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 6:43Speaker 03

  I have to do a TikTok.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:44Speaker 03

  You want me to get a brand deal or not? Stand back here.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  Watch, watch.

• 6:49Speaker 03

  What?

• 6:51Speaker 00

  Oh, back to the scallop.

• 6:52Speaker 03

  I'm gonna kill you.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  You go back to the scallop.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  Slower.

• 6:54Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 6:55Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  You gotta go back to the scallop.

• 6:56Speaker 01

  That's disrespectful, dude.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  You do it.

• 6:59Speaker 01

  I wouldn't do it.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  You do it.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  Halala! Hi! Oh, my God.

• 7:04Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 7:05Speaker 03

  Wait.

• 7:06Speaker 04

  Is your car okay? Yeah, I don't know.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  You look like you're playing outfield for the Devil Rays.

• 7:12Speaker 00

  Full jock.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  Why is the eye black? Did you forget that?

• 7:16Speaker 04

  That's the look I'm going for. That's the look I'm going for. Thank you so much for that. No, my, my.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  Great to be back with Wade Boggs here, everybody.

• 7:23Speaker 04

  I have a flat tire issue.

• 7:24Speaker 03

  You do have a flat tire. Oh, that sucks.

• 7:27Speaker 04

  But I don't, um, yeah, I'm confused. It says flat tire and pull over, but when I check my tires, they're fine.

• 7:32Speaker 03

  They're full?

• 7:32Speaker 00

  Censor.

• 7:33Speaker 04

  So.

• 7:33Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 7:34Speaker 04

  It's a censor thing. But I was scared.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you were scared about it?

• 7:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, when the alarm says flat tire in the middle of the freeway.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  You know how to fix a flat tire, Bobby. Get in there.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 7:43Speaker 04

  Wait, do you know how to fix a flat tire?

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  You know my tire's flat.

• 7:47Speaker 00

  Did you fix it?

• 7:47Speaker 04

  Do you know how to fix it?

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:50Speaker 04

  Wait, no, there's a whole lot of.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  That's what I do.

• 7:51Speaker 04

  A couple steps before that.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  No, I go.

• 7:54Speaker 04

  You have a jack?

• 7:55Speaker 00

  You take more air out?

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  I put quarters in the machine. I stick it in the thing, and I do that every day.

• 8:00Speaker 04

  Well, to replace the whole tire with a.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't replace the whole tire. I apologize, my friend, all right? I don't do that. Koreans do it different.

• 8:08Speaker 04

  You don't do it? You've never done it with a jack?

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 8:10Speaker 01

  See, this is who you should be with. This is.

• 8:16Speaker 01

  She would never ask you to.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  She's not an influencer.

• 8:18Speaker 01

  She would never ask you to be in a TikTok with her.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  No, but you know what?

• 8:21Speaker 04

  Wait, who's asking you to be in a TikTok?

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, what I'm saying.

• 8:23Speaker 03

  His girlfriend.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Let's go back. She's not that bad about it, you know what I mean? It's just, I'll notice.

• 8:29Speaker 01

  How much of the meal is she filming?

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Not much. She'll, she'll film food.

• 8:33Speaker 01

  Is it face-to-camera filming?

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 8:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  She'll just go, and she'll look at me first.

• 8:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:39Speaker 01

  She's one of those people that goes, come with me to West Hollywood. As we try the best to she in all the town.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, and she'll go.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  I'm a fan. I love her.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  I love her too. And she'll just, every once in a while, go, I go, okay, go ahead. And she'll take a photo of a dumpling or something.

• 8:54Speaker 01

  Well, that's not bad.

• 8:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's really so minor. Honestly, it could be so much worse.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  When I'm, when I'm on the road with Gary Vider, opens for me on the road and we do a thing where.

• 9:04Speaker 00

  Is he keeping his name up, Gary Vider?

• 9:06Speaker 01

  He teak. He's my buddy.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  I know. He's a good guy.

• 9:09Speaker 01

  He wants the five-star meal everywhere we go. So he'll, we'll pick the restaurant for everybody. And he started a thing called Gary Doesn't Miss, because he picks the restaurant. So, so he picks out the restaurant. I pick up whatever expensive tab it is. And everyone turns to Gary and goes, thank you so much, Gary. You picked another winner. I'm like, I paid for the fucking.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know him. He's so funny, that guy.

• 9:30Speaker 01

  And Gary, yeah, that's back when he had hair.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  Oh, he's bald now?

• 9:34Speaker 01

  He's bald as fuck.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  He's so funny, though. He wears a suit. He's very funny.

• 9:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, funny dude.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  But, um, what I want to say too is, um, thanks for being here, Sam Morril.

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  He has a special out on Netflix right now. Go check it out.

• 9:46Speaker 03

  So good.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  What's it called?

• 9:47Speaker 01

  It's called Incorrect.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Incorrect. Go check it out.

• 9:50Speaker 01

  The fun one.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  One of the best comics in the country, and I have to say, um, I have a little speech that I have prepared.

• 9:56Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  It's a good thing.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  Oh, good. All right.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  It's a good thing.

• 10:00Speaker 01

  I don't know with you if it's gonna be good or if you're like, you did something to me 10 years ago, and I still remember it.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  No, this is a good thing. And rarely do I share good things.

• 10:08Speaker 01

  Oh, shit.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, um, I have a little speech prepared. Anyway, here we go. Um, friendship is a value, okay? And value is very important, you know? And, um, the foundations of friendships, whatever coast you are, um, is derived from, um, action, actions of love, okay?

• 10:27Speaker 01

  All right.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  And I, I'm a man who loves actions of love, okay? So little old me, you know, just a country guy, you know?

• 10:35Speaker 04

  Just a country club guy?

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm a country.

• 10:38Speaker 04

  You're a country club guy?

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm country.

• 10:40Speaker 04

  You are not country.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  What country?

• 10:42Speaker 04

  Did you not?

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  What country club?

• 10:43Speaker 04

  The one you grew up in?

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, Stone Ridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love Stone Ridge. I love Stone Ridge Country Club because when I was in middle school, I would ride my bike to Stone Ridge Country Club. And I would charge hamburgers to my parents. Because they had like a thing, right? And I would get these greer cheese hamburgers. You know what I mean? It was so good.

• 11:03Speaker 00

  It's not helping you at all.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  I know. And we also get, you know what we used to get? Bonbons. Have you ever heard of bonbons?

• 11:10Speaker 00

  Chocolate ice cream.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, yeah, all right, I am country club. Anyway, so let me finish my speech.

• 11:15Speaker 00

  Love actions.

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  Please don't interrupt again.

• 11:17Speaker 04

  I'm sorry.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  All right, anyway. East coast, west coast, west coast, east coast. You know what I mean? And I come, I'm a little country guy from LA. And I go to New York, I get scared. You know, I'll tell you about New York, I don't know nothing about it.

• 11:29Speaker 00

  I love it.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  I know you, I know you do.

• 11:31Speaker 00

  I love it.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  But why I love LA is I know where the best Ja Jungmyung is.

• 11:36Speaker 00

  I could tell you best Ja Jungmyung in New York?

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know that.

• 11:39Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  And that's new information?

• 11:40Speaker 01

  We got a lot of gay hills in New York. We've got some hills, dude. We've got some Jay alleyways. Loops tops.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Welcome to New York, yeah.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  A lot of good gay bars.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 11:51Speaker 01

  Cubby hole.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Hook them up, hook them up. But anyway, can I finish my speech, please?

• 11:54Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is it too long?

• 11:56Speaker 00

  No, I like it.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, do you like it?

• 11:57Speaker 00

  I think it should be longer.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll make it longer, right? And so, you know, the spirit of friendship is what I want to talk about. So I'm in New York, right? I don't know much about anything, okay? And I'm with my girlfriend, and I'm like, I don't know where to eat. I really don't know where to eat. I can eat at the hotel, but I want to go out, okay? And so, what do I do? I make a little, a couple of texts.

• 12:21Speaker 00

  Oh, God.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I text Sam Morril, Mark Norman, Stavros.

• 12:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  Right? Andrew Schultz.

• 12:30Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Santino.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Who's the one that calls me back? This guy.

• 12:40Speaker 01

  We like to take care of people who come to New York.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  No, not we, you.

• 12:43Speaker 00

  I, yeah.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  Not, we, we is not Schultz, we is not Stavros, right?

• 12:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Right? You are you.

• 12:49Speaker 00

  First one or only one.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so over the week, as the days go by.

• 12:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  You would slowly get, you know what I mean? So then the next day, Schultz.

• 12:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Right, then the next day after that, two days after, Stavros.

• 13:01Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Right? I'm in LA already!

• 13:05Speaker 01

  So Schultz and Stavros didn't help you?

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  One day event.

• 13:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  I need recommendations that moment.

• 13:12Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay? I'm about to have a stroke, dude. This is how fuck it, look at my hand right now, dude.

• 13:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, calm down.

• 13:19Speaker 01

  Which with the painted nail there, what is it?

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man?

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  That's a bad nail. You have a bad nail too.

• 13:26Speaker 04

  I have a bad nail.

• 13:26Speaker 00

  It's a dead nail?

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  We have bad nails, it's broke, and so we paint, I paint it.

• 13:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  So, go ahead, look at it, you fucking asshole.

• 13:33Speaker 01

  I thought you were like a corn fan or something, I didn't know.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:38Speaker 04

  I love corn, I love John.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  They do all the fingers, but I'm like, ah, I'll do one. Okay.

• 13:42Speaker 04

  But I did see your girlfriend's TikTok, and you guys went to a lot of food places.

• 13:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, where else did you, you went to?

• 13:48Speaker 00

  What was your recommendation, actually?

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  So, okay, so I'll tell you.

• 13:52Speaker 01

  All right.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  I forgot what it was place.

• 13:53Speaker 01

  Lartuzzi.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Lartuzzi.

• 13:55Speaker 01

  Great, great Italian food.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  So I had, when I sat down.

• 13:58Speaker 01

  New York Italian is pretty damn good.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  When I walked in there, okay, I go, I've been here before.

• 14:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because other comics have brought me there. Maybe you, I don't know. But, um, and when I sat down, they go, welcome back. And they treated us like kings and queens.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  And the meal was excelente, por favor, amigo, amigo.

• 14:20Speaker 00

  Excellent, please, friend, friend.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Yes, excellent, please, friend, friend, dude.

• 14:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's what this, dude, that's what this episode is called.

• 14:28Speaker 01

  Did your girl get some good photos?

• 14:30Speaker 04

  I thought she did, she did a great job.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  She did a good job.

• 14:33Speaker 00

  What looked good?

• 14:34Speaker 04

  Um, the, well, she didn't do the Italian place, I don't think, but she did the bagels, she did the very expensive.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude, could I tell you about your bagel?

• 14:42Speaker 01

  Whoa, where'd you go, where'd you go?

• 14:43Speaker 00

  Apollo?

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what it is, but I'm back, I'm back. Dude, I'm having another fucking, I'm having another thing, dude. I'm having another, dude, I'm having another thing. I'm so excited, dude, so check it out.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  We went to a bagel place, okay? That had vats of cream cheese in a pile.

• 15:05Speaker 01

  You were easily impressed, dude. That's not that hard to do.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  You've never, I, I dare you to discover a place in LA that has that.

• 15:14Speaker 04

  The schmear?

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Not just schmear, it was displayed as if it was ice cream or gelato.

• 15:21Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  In a, in a cooler, right?

• 15:23Speaker 01

  I feel like that's just economy size. That's, that's like you're just saving money as a venue if you put a big van.

• 15:29Speaker 00

  I don't know if that's good.

• 15:31Speaker 04

  The way you said it to display.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  Bobby's like, you should have seen this hot dog place, dude, it was a whole bucket. It was so fancy, dude, oh. Is that good? I don't, I mean, it's fine. What, what?

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done, the flavors.

• 15:48Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Right here, let me finish, Morril.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  You Italian fucker? Is it Italian, is that Morril?

• 15:57Speaker 01

  So I'm trying to be Stavros and waiting to respond.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  God, Stavros. Anyway, so it was the flavors, you know what I mean? Just different kinds of flavors that you normally wouldn't see in a, in a bagel shop. And the bagels were soft and chewy, and there was a line out the door, so I knew it was good.

• 16:12Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a very good place. Anyway, I don't know why I went on a fucking bagel tangent, but I got excited, I'm no longer excited.

• 16:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Because you guys put me down, because you guys put me down, and they excited me.

• 16:22Speaker 00

  Apollo Bagels is, is a spot.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  That's a.

• 16:24Speaker 01

  Apollo's the spot? It's killer. It's annoying because it's an Instagram place, but it is actually that good.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what about pop-up bagel?

• 16:31Speaker 01

  It's good.

• 16:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love pop-up.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Because we have one round down the street now.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  I like pop-up.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  We have one.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  But those, I will say this, they, they don't keep the integrity of the bagel. They're great fresh, but if you keep them around for like three hours, they turn into something weird.

• 16:43Speaker 04

  I agree, I actually agree.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  You guys, um, I've been hearing people talk about Bilt for a while. It's a lot.

• 17:06Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  And now, and my first reaction was, why didn't this exist sooner?

• 17:11Speaker 00

  You say it every time, you say it every.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  I say it every time, every morning, every day. Okay, becoming a Bilt member means earning points on every household payment, rent, mortgage. It doesn't matter, you're paying it anyway, so you should get something back for it. Built points can be redeemed for flights, hotels, Lyft rides, amazon.com purchases, future housing payments, and more, more, more, more. Personally, I use them for Lyft rides sometimes, and gift cards.

• 17:36Speaker 04

  I can't believe we've been missing out on points for as long as.

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  I love points.

• 17:40Speaker 04

  Paying rent or mortgage, it's crazy. I would use them on workout classes, because you know, that's a thing I can exchange my points for, did you know that?

• 17:51Bobby Lee?

  I've been seeing it.

• 17:54Speaker 00

  The body is being defined.

• 17:55Speaker 05

  Something I really like about the Neighborhood Concierge is that inside the app, you can do pretty much anything. It tells you about exclusive member benefits at restaurants, fitness studios, on your Lyft rides, everything. I actually know they do comedy shows as well.

• 18:07Speaker 04

  They do?

• 18:07Speaker 05

  Some of them, yes. I performed at some, and, and they were so happy, all the audience members were like, I got this for free, basically, because it was already points that I was gonna use for paying my rent.

• 18:16Speaker 04

  It's so easy, guys, first, download the Bilt app, second, link any credit or debit cards to the app, so purchases at your local spots become even more rewarding. And third, ask the Neighborhood Concierge in the app pretty much anything. It'll tell you about exclusive member benefits at restaurants, fitness studios, Lyft rides, comedy shows, like we said.

• 18:33Speaker 05

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• 18:47Bobby Lee?

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• 18:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

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• 18:51Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Hims for your hair.

• 18:53Speaker 00

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• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:56Speaker 04

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• 19:02Bobby Lee?

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• 19:03Speaker 04

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• 19:13Bobby Lee?

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• 19:16Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

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• 19:28Speaker 00

  How's your hair doing?

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  It's fucking, sorry for swearing, because that's how passionate I am. It's thick, and it's glowing, and it's fruitful.

• 19:37Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 19:38Speaker 05

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• 19:45Speaker 04

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• 19:58Bobby Lee?

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• 20:10Speaker 00

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• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 20:18Speaker 00

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• 20:20Bobby Lee?

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• 20:37Bobby Lee?

  For the moment. Hims, for your hair.

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• 21:30Speaker 00

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• 21:47Speaker 06

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• 22:53Speaker 04

  One time, the last time I was in New York, this PR company sent me a whole, I think it was like two dozen bagels from Pop-Up. And I got it in my hotel room. I was like, there's no way I'm gonna eat.

• 23:04Speaker 01

  Did it come with a bucket of cream cheese?

• 23:05Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 23:06Speaker 01

  Otherwise.

• 23:06Speaker 04

  And I was only there for.

• 23:08Speaker 03

  Good dig.

• 23:08Speaker 04

  For two nights.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Good dig, guys.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  What was the Mexican thing I said?

• 23:14Speaker 04

  Amigo, amigo, something.

• 23:16Speaker 01

  Excellent.

• 23:17Speaker 03

  Excelente por favor, amigo, amigo.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, but what was it in the translation?

• 23:21Speaker 01

  Excellent, please. Friend, friend.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  Excellent, please, friend, friend. Anyway, um.

• 23:28Speaker 04

  But, um, two days, I was like, there's no way I'm gonna have to throw like 20 bagels before I leave. I finished all of them.

• 23:35Speaker 01

  It's, they're that good.

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  They're good.

• 23:36Speaker 04

  All, all two dozen bagels.

• 23:37Speaker 01

  That's a bagel, too.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  And I'll tell you why I like.

• 23:40Speaker 01

  Absolute bagel. There's some great ones.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Let's, let's get in the anatomy of the.

• 23:44Speaker 03

  Apollo looks, it's like that really.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, I can't even go there right now.

• 23:48Speaker 03

  You gotta have a dickness to a bagel.

• 23:50Speaker 01

  I don't like this shit. I don't, I'm not, I'm not in on the, on the sweet bagel.

• 23:54Speaker 03

  Do you like like a fruit sweet?

• 23:55Speaker 01

  I want a savory, yeah, the, that, no.

• 23:57Speaker 04

  That looks good.

• 23:58Speaker 01

  The peach one, too. What, what are we doing? Tomato is okay. I like, uh, the, the one with.

• 24:04Speaker 03

  Do we like onions?

• 24:05Speaker 01

  The, the regular one with the smoked salmon's the best one.

• 24:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a box.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  It's fucking good.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  And can we talk about the consistency of the bagel? Why the New York bagel is better?

• 24:13Speaker 03

  It's gotta be chewy.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  It's, but it's also gotta be a little crisp, but.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  Gotta be crisp, but it's crispy outside.

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  But the chewiness of it.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  You guys have some big bagel places here now, don't you?

• 24:21Speaker 03

  It sucks.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  We have Pop-Up right down the street.

• 24:23Speaker 03

  It's, oh, it's the same one as New York.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  One minute away.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  But isn't Courage supposed to be good?

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Courage sucks.

• 24:27Speaker 04

  Courage is.

• 24:29Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, that's not a bagel. It's too thin. I'm from New York, by the way. And it's too thin and they do too many like fancy shit to it, so it doesn't, you're not even eating the bagel.

• 24:40Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 24:40Speaker 03

  It's just a little crater for a bunch of toppings.

• 24:43Speaker 04

  I do like Yasty Boys.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Yasty Boys is fun.

• 24:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's weird.

• 24:46Speaker 01

  I like the name. That's a good fucking name.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  You know what used to be good, but now went down is Hank's around here.

• 24:52Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  When it first opened, it was like premium, and then they started cutting corners, I think.

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  I hate when places do that, man.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  Right?

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  You can notice, you notice, you can notice.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  I hate to blast the New York establishment.

• 25:03Speaker 03

  Blast them.

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, blast them.

• 25:04Speaker 01

  Joe's Pizza has fucking.

• 25:06Speaker 03

  Fuck Joe's Pizza.

• 25:06Speaker 01

  Falling off a cliff.

• 25:08Speaker 03

  What happened?

• 25:09Speaker 01

  I brought an LA person being like, in my head, I was like, I know it's falling off a little bit, but she really wanted to go. And we went and she was like, this isn't that good. And I was like, ugh.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  My body was hurting, so I was like, this is a New York institution. It's falling off.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you go bring your little trusses?

• 25:24Speaker 03

  Lindustri? Uh, we did, we went there, too.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  But you wanna be able to go get like a quality slice. If you're from New York, you wanna be able to show someone off that. And then, that's pretty embarrassing.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna say something controversial.

• 25:36Speaker 03

  What?

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, pass on the New York slice.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  That's all right, okay.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:39Speaker 03

  You know what?

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm a Chicago deep dish guy.

• 25:42Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck that.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  He's trolling, dude.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  That's my fucking homo hill.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  Even Chicago people don't like that shit.

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  That's my homo hill, dude.

• 25:50Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 25:51Speaker 03

  That's the homo hill you're gonna die on?

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna die on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:54Speaker 03

  Die face down, ass up on that hill?

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  All right.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I love.

• 25:58Speaker 01

  Tavern pie is better than deep dish. Everyone knows that.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 26:01Speaker 01

  Even Chicagoans don't eat that.

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 26:03Speaker 03

  It's Detroit or die now.

• 26:05Speaker 04

  I like, actually, I like Detroit.

• 26:07Speaker 03

  I love Detroit.

• 26:08Speaker 04

  I love Detroit.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  No one's gonna back me up deep dish.

• 26:10Speaker 03

  No one.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  No one's gonna back me up.

• 26:12Speaker 01

  It's a bad take.

• 26:13Speaker 03

  No one.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  That sausage?

• 26:15Speaker 04

  It's not number one, no.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  It's like number, it's like, yeah, it's like number six. It's not.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? So you would say that New York's first?

• 26:23Speaker 01

  I'd say, I'd say New Haven's first.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  New Haven, New York, Detroit.

• 26:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What about that fancy, like, you know, um.

• 26:30Speaker 01

  Italy should be in the mix somewhere.

• 26:31Speaker 03

  Napoli's number four. Tokyo.

• 26:34Speaker 01

  Tokyo.

• 26:34Speaker 04

  Oh, Tokyo.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  I've never had it, but I do.

• 26:36Speaker 04

  I went to that, that's with a Serencon place? Is that what it's called?

• 26:40Speaker 03

  The one here?

• 26:41Speaker 04

  No, in Tokyo.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  Or in Tokyo?

• 26:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was good.

• 26:43Speaker 03

  There's a Japanese pizzeria, say, here.

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I heard. That's great.

• 26:47Speaker 03

  That's the one we should go to.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  They say it's the top five in the world right now.

• 26:50Speaker 03

  Yes. And that's the one we gotta go to. It's Japanese pizza made by a Korean chef. Yes.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  I cannot go. I cannot go.

• 26:58Speaker 03

  No, I know.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  I cannot.

• 26:59Speaker 03

  I know, I know, I know.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  The way they oppressed us for 60 years, they tortured my great-grandparents.

• 27:03Speaker 03

  No, I know.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  Those, those Japanese bastards, they tied us from, on our ankles and.

• 27:06Speaker 01

  Fuck that. Should I eat German food? Who cares?

• 27:10Speaker 03

  What German food are you eating? What German food are you eating? They want German food.

• 27:15Speaker 01

  Schnitzel, kraut, I love all that stuff.

• 27:17Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 27:18Speaker 03

  Sauerkraut?

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, kraut's good, dude.

• 27:20Speaker 01

  I mean, it's all the same. It's like Austrian, German. It's all that same area.

• 27:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Can we, can we talk about the hot dog?

• 27:27Speaker 01

  What about it?

• 27:29Speaker 04

  Can we talk about the hot dog?

• 27:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  The anatomy of it.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's phallic.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:35Speaker 01

  Phallic.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  It's not phallic, dude.

• 27:36Speaker 01

  Yes, it is.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  It's not phallic.

• 27:37Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  It's a dick.

• 27:38Speaker 01

  What do you mean it's not phallic? It's objectively phallic.

• 27:42Bobby Lee?

  Anything shaped this is phallic?

• 27:44Speaker 03

  Oh, shit.

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  This guy's gay.

• 27:47Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 27:49Speaker 03

  Why are you holding it?

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  Are you fucking?

• 27:51Speaker 03

  Whoa, yo, stop, stop, whoa.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  Are you crazy? Anyway.

• 27:56Speaker 01

  Homo hill.

• 27:56Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Can we talk about the hot dog?

• 27:59Speaker 01

  You just lost a sponsor, dude.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  Blue chew. Anyway, um.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  What, what about hot dogs?

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Lately, I've been on a hot dog cake.

• 28:09Speaker 04

  What? Lately, his whole life, he literally eats like three hot dogs a day.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  No, okay, so my, okay, my average hot dog intake is more than the average human being.

• 28:22Speaker 04

  Oh, for sure.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  I get that. All right. But.

• 28:24Speaker 01

  Well, how do you take your hot dog?

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna, can I be finished, okay?

• 28:28Speaker 03

  It's a good question.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude, look what's happening, dude. Anyway, so, um.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  How do you take your hot dog? It's so funny.

• 28:35Speaker 03

  Up your.

• 28:37Speaker 04

  Sorry, it was a delayed reaction, but it's so funny.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  The Christian way.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck?

• 28:45Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm being sincere about the hot dog, and it's gotten all sexual.

• 28:51Speaker 01

  Okay, but yeah, tell us, tell us how you do the hot dog.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm putting it back in the pocket.

• 28:55Speaker 01

  All right. Tell you how you dress it up.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Right now, I'm in an uptick of hot dog.

• 28:59Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  So we don't have a lot in LA, right? So what, what can I do? I go to Wiener Schnitzel, right? And then I'll go to, um, Dog House, right? I don't know what else is available, right? But I'm gonna tell you something about the Chicago hot dog. It's the greatest piece of meal I could ever have.

• 29:17Speaker 01

  Really?

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  There's something about the pickles in it, the big chunks of vegetables, like tomatoes and stuff, right? There's a refreshing, the onions, you know what I mean? And I just love it, man. And I just can't help myself. I mean, I have to get one, one every other day. And also get a corn dog on top of it.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  Corn dog is fucking nasty, dude.

• 29:36Speaker 03

  I love a corn dog.

• 29:37Speaker 01

  I like it too, but Bobby, you're, you're taking years off your life, right?

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm already dying. I'm dying in two years.

• 29:42Speaker 04

  I would, I would venture to say that better than all of this is your average LA street dog.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 29:49Speaker 03

  Like a ghetto dog.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  Yes, just with a bacon wrap, con todo, like all of it.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  You're a tonto, dude.

• 29:55Speaker 01

  Bacon wrap.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  You're a fucking tonto, dude.

• 29:58Speaker 01

  How about just like sauerkraut, some fucking mustard, you know, some onions? I think you're good.

• 30:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, New York style.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  I like that.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  That's the LA dog setup. That's crazy. That always gives me, um, so much heartburn when I eat that.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, it's fucking, it's bad for you.

• 30:11Speaker 03

  It's crazy.

• 30:12Speaker 01

  It's fuck, it's a rat's asshole.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, you, you eat it a different way. You need to get your ass.

• 30:16Speaker 03

  Through the butt, through the butt.

• 30:20Speaker 03

  Tom, tom, tom, tom, tom, tom, tom, tom, tom. No, no, no, it doesn't bite. It's, it's going in whole.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, I, I go bad.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  Like one of those libraries, I go.

• 30:31Speaker 03

  That thing that goes. Oh, the bank.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:33Speaker 03

  The bank.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the bank.

• 30:35Speaker 03

  You have to send a little message.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  The bank thing that's in your asshole. It sucks up books, all kinds of stuff. Anyway, let's move on.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  Are there other foods that you guys, um, wanna promote right now that?

• 30:48Speaker 03

  Promote?

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  And we're gonna get to your special and all the, all the exciting.

• 30:53Speaker 01

  I wanna do more hot dog up asshole conversation. That's good stuff.

• 30:59Speaker 01

  Let's make sure to lose all the listeners before we get to me, Bobby.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  This is where we get them. This is where we get them.

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm having a good time. I'm having a really good time. I guess like cinnamon rolls, we're gonna talk, okay, let's move on.

• 31:11Speaker 01

  I don't like cinnamon rolls fucking suck.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go. Let's talk about it.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  I'd take, but it's like, for that type of thing, I'd take a donut, I'd take anything else.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right, right, right.

• 31:20Speaker 01

  A croissant.

• 31:21Speaker 03

  You know what's the issue with cinnamon rolls?

• 31:23Speaker 01

  I love a croissant.

• 31:24Speaker 04

  You know croissants, like they top five foods of all time?

• 31:26Speaker 01

  It's fucking amazing.

• 31:27Speaker 04

  You cannot go wrong. Even when it's done poorly, it's still edible.

• 31:31Speaker 01

  Cause it's simple.

• 31:32Speaker 04

  It's butter.

• 31:33Speaker 01

  You know what else I love? A fucking, you're in Paris, get a little ham and cheese with some of those little pickles, yeah. It's just butter.

• 31:39Speaker 03

  A cornishon?

• 31:40Speaker 01

  Cornishon.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 31:42Speaker 01

  Those'll go right up those buttholes. Those are perfect.

• 31:46Speaker 01

  Those'll go up a baby's butt.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  You don't even, you don't even do the suck thing.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just stick it in there.

• 31:51Speaker 03

  Just a wish.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Use that power for something heavy, you know what I mean, but.

• 31:55Speaker 01

  Simple food is fucking.

• 31:57Speaker 04

  I agree.

• 31:57Speaker 03

  I love.

• 31:58Speaker 01

  I'm a fan of that.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  So there's a ham and cheese, a ham and cheese, greer cheese, right? Croissant, croissant thing at Alfred's, and I heat it up in my toaster oven.

• 32:07Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  And I put some hot sauce on it.

• 32:09Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  What does that taste like?

• 32:11Speaker 01

  Fucking good, right?

• 32:12Speaker 04

  Sam, while you're here, will you do me a favor if you're a croissant guy? Go to Carr in Pasadena.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay. He's gonna drive all the way over there, that's insane.

• 32:19Speaker 04

  It's 25 minutes from here.

• 32:21Speaker 01

  That's fucking far.

• 32:21Speaker 03

  Number one croissant.

• 32:22Speaker 01

  God, by the way, the hills here, I wanna die. I'm like a Jewish stereotype in the car coming up here, I'm just like, ugh, my fucking body's falling apart, I hate it.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Really, the winding?

• 32:31Speaker 01

  The winding's brutal.

• 32:31Speaker 04

  And it's tight.

• 32:32Speaker 03

  Wait, what's your body have to do with, you're in the car?

• 32:35Speaker 01

  I just, I get nauseous.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Driving up here, you got nauseous?

• 32:40Speaker 01

  Every time I come here, I get nauseous.

• 32:43Speaker 03

  Too high.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  Did you drive or Uber?

• 32:45Speaker 01

  Uh, I took a car.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you were in a car?

• 32:47Speaker 04

  Well, take a car to Pasadena, go to Carr, and try their chocolate croissant.

• 32:51Speaker 01

  Isn't Pasadena far?

• 32:52Speaker 04

  Not that far.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  It's like saying that you're, let's say you're in Manhattan, and it's like me saying, go to Oneonta.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  Where's that?

• 32:59Speaker 03

  What is that reference?

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  You don't even know Oneonta?

• 33:00Speaker 01

  No.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's northern New York. It's like fucking four hours away from the city. That's what you're asking me to do.

• 33:05Speaker 03

  That's a fucking random. Say Long Island or something.

• 33:07Speaker 04

  That's not it at all. Look at these guys, they're not agreeing with you.

• 33:10Speaker 03

  Pasadena?

• 33:10Speaker 00

  It's like 20.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  It's a joke. I was trying to do an exaggeration. It didn't work. That's fine. You know, sometimes you.

• 33:16Speaker 01

  Throw your two highbrow.

• 33:18Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes you throw it against the wall, it doesn't stick. Right, Peter?

• 33:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't think I've ever failed at anything.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Into the jokes?

• 33:26Speaker 03

  No, I'm just kidding. That just failed right there.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  No, that was good.

• 33:29Speaker 03

  That was bad.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  It's okay, let's move on. We'll edit it out. Anyway.

• 33:33Speaker 04

  I don't know if you guys talked about this yet, but I wanted to talk about biters and the whole Selma Blair thing.

• 33:38Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't know, okay, I know that this is a thing, okay? I don't know what happened. I know that she's in trouble. I know there was an airplane.

• 33:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  I know she attacked either a passenger or a.

• 33:51Speaker 04

  A flight attendant.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  A flight attendant. And now you're saying that she bitten scratched?

• 33:56Speaker 04

  She's apparently, so she bit.

• 33:58Speaker 01

  If only she was on an Israeli flight, she'd be a hero.

• 34:04Speaker 03

  Oh shit.

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  I love it. It's a good song, man.

• 34:07Speaker 01

  I didn't, I didn't see what she, what, is she, clearly she's not okay. What happened?

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  But she also has, um.

• 34:12Speaker 04

  She has MS, yeah.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  MS, multiple sclerosis.

• 34:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, but people with MS don't get to do whatever they want, Bobby.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they don't?

• 34:18Speaker 03

  They're not usually.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  Cause if I had it, dude, I'm scratching eyes.

• 34:20Speaker 01

  You can't bite a pilot and be like, I have a doctor's note.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm punching people in the face, I don't care.

• 34:24Speaker 04

  Initially, when I heard it, I was like, okay, she clearly like mixed some weird medication alcohol thing. She had a one-off biting incident. But then people are coming out and they're like, no, she's a serial biter. She's bitten people. In the past 10 years, she has bitten co-stars, apparently.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, like in a disagreement or what?

• 34:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, so I think that there are people who are just biters. Like Mike Tyson's a biter.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  I have the perfect idea.

• 34:48Speaker 04

  What?

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  You put her into that arena where that tiger, that maul that guy, that'd be a good fight.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  Stick freedom Roy's tiger?

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  You don't know about the tiger?

• 34:59Speaker 04

  Which tiger?

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  You know about the tiger?

• 35:02Speaker 03

  Which tiger?

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  A tiger mauled a man. A man slipped into the enclosure.

• 35:08Speaker 01

  Is this recently?

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Recently.

• 35:10Speaker 01

  I thought you were doing like 90's comedy.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not doing 90's. I sometimes do 90's.

• 35:13Speaker 01

  Like that Lorena Bobbitt guys? That was fucking crazy.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, look it up, right now.

• 35:18Speaker 04

  Is it gruesome though?

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  It's not gruesome, but they cut right before he gets mauled.

• 35:21Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:22Speaker 01

  Maybe it's a happy ending then.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but anyway. He was petrified.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, it's a tiger.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  And the tiger is like, fuck with him.

• 35:31Speaker 01

  Ugh.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  You gotta wa, you have it?

• 35:33Speaker 00

  That's right, a lot of them are blurred out, deleted.

• 35:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's stuff up, leading up to the blur, try to get that.

• 35:38Speaker 01

  I hate shit like this.

• 35:39Speaker 04

  Me too, I don't like.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, if you can find it, you can find it. Anyway, no, it's a, listen, the joke didn't work. The Selma Blair tiger thing, because you don't know anything about the tiger thing, right?

• 35:49Speaker 04

  That's correct, that's correct.

• 35:50Speaker 00

  You're blaming the audience?

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm blaming the people in the room. I'm blaming the people in the room that don't even know what the fuck.

• 35:55Speaker 01

  Even after fact checking the joke, it still doesn't land.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 36:00Speaker 01

  It's still a weak joke.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 36:03Speaker 01

  We've crunched the numbers, Bobby, it's a failure.

• 36:06Speaker 04

  But what I wanted to ask you guys is if you think that there are people who are just biters, or what is your default?

• 36:13Speaker 03

  I've been bitten by a biter.

• 36:15Speaker 04

  You've been bitten by a biter?

• 36:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, in elementary school, this kid pulled, in the stairway, going to lunch, he pulled down his pants, showed me his hooch, and I said, what the fuck? He was the shortest kid, I was the second shortest kid. And I didn't respond the way he wanted, so he bit me.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  It was a guy?

• 36:36Speaker 01

  What, how old were you?

• 36:38Speaker 03

  Six.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  A six-year-old boy did what?

• 36:41Speaker 03

  He bit me, because.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 36:43Speaker 03

  Cause I didn't react to his penis.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  He wanted you to say like, nice hog?

• 36:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, huge.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Now, was the gayness a factor then?

• 36:49Speaker 03

  Wait, is this your. That's how I turned gay. That was the bite.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was.

• 36:53Speaker 03

  Cause the vampire rules.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  It was a gay vampire.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  It was like a five-year Kristen Dunn style. It was a child.

• 37:00Speaker 00

  Wait, that's your origin story?

• 37:01Speaker 03

  That's my origin story. I'm coming out Tiger Belly, that's how I turned gay.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Six-year, wow, I did not, we gotta do that movie.

• 37:08Speaker 03

  But he was a biter, he bit other kids too.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, cause I know.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Are they gay too?

• 37:11Speaker 01

  That is the best idea for a vampire movie. Everyone slowly becomes gay. That's pretty good. And it threatens the world's population, like we have to do something.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  We have to do something, yeah, yeah, we have to do something.

• 37:23Speaker 03

  They're all just being cunty.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So the biting, huh?

• 37:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think there's some people, I don't know if Mike Tyson's even said it before, where he's like, some people are just like nibblers. Oh.

• 37:32Speaker 03

  He's not biting.

• 37:33Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's, that's not scary?

• 37:36Speaker 00

  Oh, he killed him after the.

• 37:38Speaker 03

  Oh, wait, this kid's dead?

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:40Speaker 03

  I don't wanna watch this.

• 37:40Speaker 04

  I don't wanna watch this.

• 37:41Speaker 01

  Christ, dude, what the hell?

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  They don't show the.

• 37:43Speaker 03

  I know, but like I'm watching him about to die.

• 37:46Speaker 01

  That's right, they don't show till Patreon, guys. Stick around, stick around.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:50Speaker 01

  No, that's horrible, man.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  It's terrifying.

• 37:52Speaker 04

  What is it about you that you love, like just gruesome?

• 37:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, do you like like beheading videos too?

• 38:00Speaker 01

  Do you?

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you.

• 38:01Speaker 04

  He's into tragedy porn.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  This is going dark. What happened?

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you a story?

• 38:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  So one.

• 38:06Speaker 01

  You beheaded a person?

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no. So, um, I don't know what it is, but yeah, I do see it sometimes. And one time, many, many years ago, so Jordan Peele used to live in this small little apartment in Hollywood, right? And I used to go over there and we used to hang out and stuff. And this is when, um,

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  gore.com. There was this big thing called gore.com, and you could see like people getting chainsawed alive and stuff like that. And, this is probably dark.

• 38:39Speaker 00

  Probably?

• 38:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  There was one Russian guy that got like his neck slit open by a guy, and I showed it to Jordan, and he didn't talk to me for like two years after that.

• 38:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, I would either.

• 38:49Speaker 01

  Get out could have been an Asian movie, but.

• 38:53Speaker 03

  You fucked up.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  I know, right?

• 38:56Speaker 01

  You could have been the dad, dude.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  No, but I've read for his other movies after this.

• 39:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're friends.

• 39:03Speaker 04

  What do you think is your default, um, attack move?

• 39:07Speaker 03

  Kick.

• 39:08Speaker 04

  Kick is not bite then? Just kick?

• 39:09Speaker 01

  Bite is weird.

• 39:10Speaker 03

  Bite is you're getting your face in there.

• 39:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's true, that's high risk.

• 39:14Speaker 03

  It's high, you can't be like, mm.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I think right now, spit.

• 39:19Speaker 04

  Oh, spit.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Headbutt. My, this is my move.

• 39:21Speaker 01

  Headbutt, headbutt. Can you throw a headbutt?

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  You wanna see, dude?

• 39:25Speaker 01

  No, definitely not.

• 39:28Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, oh.

• 39:29Speaker 03

  That, that looked like you hit yourself.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  That hurts so bad. So, I can't.

• 39:33Speaker 03

  Can we do that slow mo, please? Slow that down.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:37Speaker 01

  The headbutt is like the sack bite.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  So I go.

• 39:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 39:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  And then, bite.

• 39:43Speaker 04

  Oh, number three.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I bite third. What do you do?

• 39:47Speaker 01

  I think maybe just like a punch, I don't know.

• 39:50Speaker 03

  You got long arms.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  You got long arms.

• 39:52Speaker 01

  I got, and I don't think, I don't think.

• 39:53Speaker 03

  You got short.

• 39:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, you got little stubs.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  We got short limbs.

• 39:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's cute though.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  It's one of the rocket socket, what are you color?

• 39:59Speaker 01

  Rocket socket.

• 40:00Speaker 00

  Rocket socket?

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  Rocket socket. Let's move on. Um, yeah, so you use fists, what would you use, Peter?

• 40:06Speaker 03

  I would kick, for sure.

• 40:08Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm a girl, like I will run away.

• 40:10Speaker 03

  You would have, wait, what if you.

• 40:12Speaker 04

  If I can run away.

• 40:12Speaker 03

  If you had to fight.

• 40:13Speaker 04

  If I had to fight, I would probably.

• 40:15Speaker 00

  Nuts, right?

• 40:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, nuts first.

• 40:17Speaker 03

  Like punch or kick or bite?

• 40:19Speaker 04

  Bite is up there.

• 40:20Speaker 03

  You could bite the nuts?

• 40:21Speaker 01

  Biting nuts?

• 40:21Speaker 04

  Bite then pull, cause like.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit.

• 40:23Speaker 03

  You would have to, you would have to bite through denim if he's wearing jeans.

• 40:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's a problem. I have nurse shark teeth. Like my teeth aren't even sharp.

• 40:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:31Speaker 03

  No.

• 40:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:31Speaker 01

  Getting older, man, I see, my teeth are shit. Look at my tooth.

• 40:35Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you wanna see teeth?

• 40:37Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, let me see.

• 40:39Speaker 04

  None.

• 40:40Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  No teeth there, right? And you wanna see something crazy? Don't put the cameras on, look on the bottom half down here.

• 40:45Speaker 01

  Let me see.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 40:48Speaker 03

  Oh, holy shit.

• 40:50Speaker 01

  What happened?

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean what happened?

• 40:52Speaker 01

  I mean, why'd you lose all those teeth?

• 40:56Speaker 01

  What?

• 40:56Speaker 03

  What?

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  They fell out.

• 40:58Speaker 03

  Oh. Yeah.

• 40:59Speaker 01

  How do they fall out?

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  You think like ninjas came into my room with wires?

• 41:03Speaker 01

  What are you doing?

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  You don't brush.

• 41:06Speaker 01

  You don't brush?

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  I do now.

• 41:08Speaker 03

  You learned this lesson.

• 41:09Speaker 04

  There's, what is there to brush?

• 41:13Speaker 03

  You lost, you lost teeth from.

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

  I floss, I do all, I spend.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  But you lost those teeth from not brushing.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  When I was a younger comic, right, um, yeah, I didn't really, the hygiene wasn't there.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  Damn. Rough.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  Cash App. Cash App. For your app. App, app. For the money, security is real. Yes, man. Cash App, security. You guys, Cash App does more than you think when it comes to having your back and making sure your money stays your money.

• 41:51Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Your money should stay your money.

• 41:53Speaker 00

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• 41:54Bobby Lee?

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• 42:00Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

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• 42:12Speaker 04

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• 42:27Speaker 00

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• 42:27Speaker 04

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• 42:28Speaker 03

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• 42:39Speaker 04

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• 42:44Speaker 00

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• 42:44Speaker 04

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• 43:41Speaker 01

  Damn. Damn, you're like the, that's going all different directions. That's like one here and one here.

• 43:48Speaker 03

  It's split fill.

• 43:49Speaker 01

  That's fucking crazy.

• 43:50Speaker 04

  Have you ever seen him at a steakhouse?

• 43:52Speaker 01

  No. What does he do?

• 43:55Speaker 04

  He swallows his steak whole.

• 43:58Speaker 03

  Like a snake?

• 43:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  And the acids from your stomach dissolve it. That's my theory.

• 44:04Speaker 01

  But I don't understand any of that. Wait, how big a steak are you swallowing?

• 44:07Speaker 04

  There's no molars to chomp on the steak. So he has two options, eat it from the front or swallow it whole.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit. I can beaver style it.

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:17Speaker 03

  Turn it into a dam?

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  So if you watch me on a steak, I was like.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  You get extra Asian? You look extra Chinese.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  I did not even put together how hard it must be for you to eat.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  It's so impossible, right? And so I take chunks of steak, I just go.

• 44:29Speaker 01

  Well, luckily you people eat noodles, right? That's a big one, right?

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. My people.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You're right, we love them.

• 44:38Speaker 01

  You love noodles.

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  We love the noodles.

• 44:39Speaker 01

  All cultures like noodles.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  We love the noodles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but yeah, so, yeah, don't, steakhouse is tough.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Pizza's tough.

• 44:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, anything that you have to chew is tough.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's tough.

• 44:53Speaker 03

  Who's sheets okay, right?

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  So then what my, you know what my fucking dentist said about six, you know?

• 44:57Speaker 04

  I don't remember.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what he said?

• 44:58Speaker 01

  Holy shit, what did he say?

• 44:59Bobby Lee?

  No, not just holy shit, he just locked me eyes and he goes, we gotta remove all of them.

• 45:04Speaker 03

  What? Fuck. Oh my God.

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  I go, when? He goes, sooner the better.

• 45:09Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 45:10Speaker 01

  What are you gonna do?

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm gum man.

• 45:12Speaker 03

  Can, no.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  You gotta get those fake Mad Dylan something about marriage.

• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think so, yeah. I'm gonna get big fucking mast.

• 45:19Speaker 03

  Huge chicklets.

• 45:20Speaker 04

  Is veneer breath a real thing?

• 45:23Speaker 01

  I don't know. What does that mean?

• 45:24Speaker 04

  Um, so when people get veneers, apparently you develop a certain type of breath because it's not your real teeth, right? They're, um.

• 45:31Speaker 01

  Oh, man. They're veneers.

• 45:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're veneers.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  Just minted veneers?

• 45:37Speaker 04

  Wait.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  What are you saying?

• 45:38Speaker 01

  So wait, are your teeth gonna come out for real?

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  We have to pull them out.

• 45:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  But also through the years, it's gonna all fall out.

• 45:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're basically hanging on for dear life.

• 45:48Speaker 01

  Just like you, buddy, fuck.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're all hanging on, dude. I'm hanging on, dude. Yeah, but it doesn't hurt.

• 45:54Speaker 01

  Good, alright.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't wanna talk about his teeth anymore, it's a, but that's a good missing tooth.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  This one?

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:00Speaker 03

  This one just popped out in K-Town. I was eating rip tips.

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 46:05Speaker 03

  There's a little guy right there, you see him?

• 46:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's tiny.

• 46:07Speaker 04

  Is he gonna grow?

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Your teeth hygiene's good, huh?

• 46:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, alright.

• 46:14Speaker 03

  Nice teeth.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're really nice, yeah, they're really nice.

• 46:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I do a night retainer.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 46:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, I just, it's getting, it gets worse, they start shifting as you get older, you gotta do that shit.

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 46:23Speaker 03

  It's soft.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Your teeth, teeth, is any of your teeth like loose or not?

• 46:28Speaker 03

  Shaking?

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, shaking?

• 46:28Speaker 03

  There's one here that's kinda loose.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 46:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, I have bad idea.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  What did cavemen do?

• 46:34Speaker 01

  They died young.

• 46:34Speaker 03

  They died early.

• 46:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:35Speaker 01

  They died like 19.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they did?

• 46:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  But their teeth never rotted?

• 46:39Speaker 04

  That's, that they died from dental infections.

• 46:42Speaker 01

  I don't know, what was, what was the dental situation back then? Did they have dentists?

• 46:46Speaker 04

  Like wood teeth, right? Oh, no, cavemen.

• 46:48Speaker 03

  Cavemen, no.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  Like, they probably had herbs that could numb things.

• 46:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:52Speaker 03

  Or like chewing on mint or something?

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Sure, what, mint? What are you talking about?

• 46:57Speaker 03

  To like clean it.

• 46:58Speaker 04

  Cause that's what they used to brush teeth back in the day, like egg, like egg mer.

• 47:02Speaker 03

  Egg mer?

• 47:02Speaker 04

  Right, egg shells.

• 47:03Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 47:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, and mer.

• 47:05Speaker 03

  Really?

• 47:05Speaker 04

  And then they would, yeah, cause you have the friction of the eggshell.

• 47:08Speaker 01

  We have it so good.

• 47:09Speaker 04

  We do.

• 47:10Speaker 01

  It's crazy, you think about, like, even like 100 years ago, how bad people had it.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, dude, hot shower.

• 47:15Speaker 04

  And people are really upset about fluoride now.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  In the water?

• 47:18Speaker 04

  In, in your tooth.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  It causes autism?

• 47:21Speaker 04

  It causes apparently some neurological stuff, so now the whole thing is hydroxy appetite. Nano hydroxy appetite, right, is the new thing that.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Why are you looking at Gilbert? He doesn't know the fuck you're talking about.

• 47:31Speaker 04

  He has good teeth, look at his teeth!

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know about hydroxy lactate?

• 47:34Speaker 03

  Never heard of it.

• 47:36Speaker 01

  I don't know what the good, I use one, I use a better one than I used to, but yeah, they're all bad, I think.

• 47:41Speaker 04

  I think they're all bad.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 47:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:43Speaker 01

  But then it's bad not to brush too.

• 47:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think it's worse not to floss.

• 47:48Speaker 01

  You gotta floss. It's also just gross.

• 47:50Speaker 03

  It's the gum health.

• 47:51Speaker 00

  That's what you gotta buy.

• 47:52Speaker 03

  You have to buy this one.

• 47:53Speaker 04

  But I think that there's also controversy around this stuff because it's a nano.

• 47:57Speaker 00

  $28 a box.

• 47:58Speaker 01

  Hell no!

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Sam.

• 48:00Speaker 01

  This is fucking ridiculous.

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  Sam, you can do it.

• 48:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it's, it's.

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  You can do it.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  It's, it's not the money, it's the principle.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:06Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if it's good, like if it's better than.

• 48:11Speaker 01

  $28 for toothpaste, what's next? Uh, $29 for shampoo? Alright, guys?

• 48:17Speaker 03

  That's too much.

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  Would you buy that bread in New York Rye?

• 48:20Speaker 01

  What, no, fuck those people.

• 48:22Speaker 04

  What is it, what is it?

• 48:23Speaker 01

  There's, it's a pop-up where they're charging 60 bucks for a loaf of bread, fuck those people.

• 48:27Speaker 03

  Fuck outta here.

• 48:28Speaker 00

  60 bucks?

• 48:29Speaker 03

  For what?

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  I, I wanna try it.

• 48:30Speaker 01

  Of course you do, you're, you're.

• 48:33Speaker 03

  You're rich though, you were.

• 48:34Speaker 01

  Bobby, Bobby, how, first of all, how are you gonna chew it? Secondly.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  You're right, I didn't.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  It's all just, cause we're talking about it, that's how they do it.

• 48:44Speaker 04

  But why is it 60 dollars? Like, is it, are they able to justify it?

• 48:47Speaker 01

  Cause it's big, I think, but it's, yeah, but it's ridiculous.

• 48:49Speaker 03

  Oh my God.

• 48:50Speaker 00

  No way.

• 48:51Speaker 03

  60 dollars?

• 48:52Speaker 00

  That's fucking stupid, it's bread, make it yourself.

• 48:54Speaker 04

  That's also such like a, a universal, like affordable food and it's so disrespectful.

• 49:00Speaker 01

  How much is that hat? How much is that fucking hat?

• 49:01Speaker 00

  $80 hat and they sell $160 loafers.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  See, that's why, cause the hat that looks like shit and probably fits bad is $80.

• 49:07Speaker 03

  Why do I want loafers from a fucking baker? What's going on?

• 49:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, keep, what else do they have? What else do they have? A cutting board?

• 49:15Speaker 00

  $85 white.

• 49:15Speaker 03

  Cutting board, I get, I get it, like you're, you're a cook.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  But isn't they, aren't they?

• 49:19Speaker 03

  A harmonica!

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Aren't they, aren't they from?

• 49:21Speaker 03

  What the fuck?

• 49:22Speaker 00

  $350 harmonica.

• 49:23Speaker 03

  Why?

• 49:24Speaker 00

  $350 harmonica.

• 49:26Speaker 03

  I gotta get it.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know what you're gonna do with it.

• 49:29Speaker 03

  Yeah. What?

• 49:32Speaker 03

  That's so stupid. What, just fart through it?

• 49:38Speaker 00

  Oh, it has four ingredients, that's why.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  That's why.

• 49:41Speaker 03

  What?

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  It's fresh, it's fresh, Sam!

• 49:45Speaker 04

  Ingredients are?

• 49:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, what is it?

• 49:47Speaker 04

  Okay, so it's 100% organic rye flour and then what?

• 49:51Speaker 00

  You get that for 6 bucks, that's all they tell you.

• 49:53Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 49:54Speaker 00

  That's horrible.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Don't you wanna try it once though, Sam?

• 49:55Speaker 00

  No.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  How about this, next time in New York, we'll have a lunch date and we'll go to Rye.

• 50:00Speaker 01

  Alright, bring your girlfriend, she'll, she'll document the whole.

• 50:04Speaker 01

  I'm in, I'll try, I, it looks ridiculous.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 50:07Speaker 01

  I don't like social media trend shit, I like places that like are quiet, same with comedy, these people that are like just trying to be flash in the pan, I want people that care about the technique and all that shit, I like.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  You're a foodie.

• 50:19Speaker 01

  Oh, I like just, not, I wouldn't say foodie, I just like, I like good stuff that isn't flashy, like I, there's this pizza place, Arturo's on fucking Houston, in, in New York City, they don't have Instagram, they, they got a coal oven, they, they don't know, they don't give a fuck about anything.

• 50:34Speaker 04

  Cause they don't have a social media person.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  And that's the best.

• 50:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, look at that, you know that.

• 50:38Speaker 03

  I love that.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  That looks so good.

• 50:40Speaker 01

  And it's a sit-down place, it's a chill place, I like stuff like that.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I wanna go there, Arturo's Pizza.

• 50:45Speaker 01

  We'll go there.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:46Speaker 03

  You know what I really like about your comedy is that.

• 50:49Speaker 01

  Whatever you can say, I appreciate it, whatever's going.

• 50:51Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't know if it'll, if you'll appreciate it, but you make dirtbag look, like you do dirtbag nicely.

• 51:00Speaker 01

  Oh, thank you.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  Like a lot of straight comics do dirtbag.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  What's dirtbag?

• 51:06Speaker 03

  Like, I'm a loser, I'm a piece of shit, I don't, you know, that kind of like point of view.

• 51:12Speaker 01

  I'm still waiting for the compliment here. They did a New York Times thing for this special.

• 51:18Speaker 03

  You're a piece of shit.

• 51:19Speaker 01

  And the guy said the same thing.

• 51:20Speaker 03

  Did he?

• 51:20Speaker 01

  This might, yeah, he said, he makes looking a loser look like a lot of fun.

• 51:23Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  So, so.

• 51:25Speaker 03

  A lot of fun for sure, but more than fun, I think the way you presented is very palatable because it feels smarter.

• 51:35Speaker 01

  Well, if you're the butt of the joke, you come off better. So if you make yourself look the worst, I mean, I.

• 51:41Speaker 03

  But, you know, a lot of.

• 51:42Speaker 01

  Why would I tell a story if I don't look stupid in it? You know, there's no point.

• 51:47Speaker 03

  Can I, okay, let me just say.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  Or at least if it's, you know, I, I, I want to be the, yeah, the same thing. That's what he wrote, whatever.

• 51:53Speaker 03

  But can I mention Shane Gillis real quick? I know, like, you guys are all friends.

• 51:57Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:57Speaker 03

  He's great, you know, I, I particularly enjoy his comedy, but this, right now. Well, one, one second, one second. But the SNL monologue, you know, that joke that everyone's like up in arms about? Like, he's doing the same thing.

• 52:12Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:13Speaker 03

  Quite, quite literally, he's saying like, look at this situation, but I'm the butt of the joke, I'm in the back of the TikToks, like, you know, like, but it doesn't work as well.

• 52:22Speaker 01

  That's a tough crowd on SNL. It's a tough crowd to land an edgy joke, you know, he's.

• 52:27Speaker 03

  Is it because it was too edgy for SNL?

• 52:29Speaker 01

  I honestly, I've seen his past two SNLs, I didn't see this one yet, uh, I was working, but I, I love Shane, I think Shane's a great comic.

• 52:37Speaker 03

  I do too. But it just doesn't land the same way.

• 52:40Speaker 01

  I really resent the faux outrage.

• 52:43Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 52:44Speaker 01

  From all these people who, who are, you know, on social media like, here's, here's my take on it, it's like, no one gives a fuck. It's from the same types of people that would sell out their friends in a fucking heartbeat.

• 52:56Speaker 03

  No, I mean, we all understand that they're writing this like way.

• 53:00Speaker 01

  They're, it's so insincere, the outrage, whereas Shane, like, you just look at the type of person he is and how he took all his friends with him on this fucking ride from Philly, and you know he's a great dude.

• 53:11Speaker 03

  He's a good guy.

• 53:11Speaker 01

  And you know he's a great comic.

• 53:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:12Speaker 01

  And if you don't, and if you don't like a joke he says, that's fine.

• 53:17Speaker 03

  That's fine.

• 53:17Speaker 01

  But the, I just think the faux outrage is just fucking absurd, and I, and I think it's, there's not, not an ounce of sincerity in it.

• 53:24Speaker 03

  People love it, I mean, obviously, it's like addicting to like get on top of something that's, you know, outrageous. So I don't think, I think most of the outrage is that, right? Like, is, no one would have complained about it if the timing was different and the Cornell Seven.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  There was a climate, it's a climate thing.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  It's a climate thing. If he did that at the clubs, no one would care.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  He did do the clubs.

• 53:45Speaker 01

  There's a great book, William Freakin, the director, wrote, uh, called The Freakin' Connection, you know, he directed.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  Exorcist.

• 53:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, Exorcist, French Connection, he was red hot.

• 53:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:55Speaker 01

  To the biggest movies of the seventies, and then he directed a movie called Sorcerer, which fucking tanked, and it tanked because it was, it was a really bleak movie, and it came out a month after Star Wars. So there was like a changing of what people wanted in that moment.

• 54:09Speaker 03

  Right.

• 54:10Speaker 01

  Comedy is the same way. Shane is going to stay hot for a very, very long time, because he's got the goods, but there are going to be moments when people may not like a thing he says, and then a year later, they'll love a thing he says. You know, I, I just think there's this weird political shift in this country, and it goes back and forth, and.

• 54:30Speaker 03

  But how do you get away with it?

• 54:32Speaker 01

  I don't always get away with it. And one way I get away with it is, I'm not nearly as famous as Shane.

• 54:37Speaker 03

  You don't hold a Guinness World Record.

• 54:41Speaker 01

  It, yeah, it helps when you don't feel football state.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  My, my problem is when, you know, the, whether the joke landed or not, right? People are saying like, oh, he's not funny, right? And in my mind, it's like, let me just say something, okay? I like to speak my mind. Um, I've seen everybody, I really have, from east coast and west coast, I love young comics too, I like to see what's coming up, and, um, if Shane Gillis was at, in the main room stacked with all the best comics in LA, no one would want to follow him. He's so hard to follow because he destroys, and he does something else in the crowd, he, there's a bond with the audience, you know what I mean? That is, um, you can't really fabricate, it's real, right? So he is so funny, right?

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  And all your favorite comics that you love, that you think are funnier than Shane Gillis, they won't be able to follow him anywhere.

• 55:33Speaker 01

  I think good comics can follow great comics.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  We can survive, we can survive.

• 55:37Speaker 01

  I like following great comics.

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  I do too.

• 55:39Speaker 01

  Because I think the, the crowd is in such a good mood.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  But we're good, we're good comics, right? And it's like, you know, and, um, I ain't talking shit.

• 55:47Speaker 03

  What?

• 55:49Speaker 01

  You were on a roll there.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  What happened right now?

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, what happened right now?

• 55:55Speaker 03

  There was a shift.

• 55:56Speaker 00

  What do you mean, you're not talking shit?

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, is that.

• 56:00Speaker 01

  Oh, you're saying that.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm not taking, talking shit about Shane and his comedy.

• 56:04Speaker 01

  No.

• 56:04Speaker 03

  No, no one is.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  His, my respect level for him is there, my point though being is, is that.

• 56:08Speaker 01

  Anyway, Tires on Netflix, guys, remember?

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Go check out Tires on Netflix, I'm on it. Um, anyway.

• 56:15Speaker 01

  I think, I think, you know, Shane also walks a very, uh, he walks a line that.

• 56:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:20Speaker 01

  It's a tightrope walk, and he's so, so good at it. I think that SNL monologue is a very, very hard, it's a hard set.

• 56:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:30Speaker 01

  You're going on cold.

• 56:31Speaker 03

  Hundred percent.

• 56:32Speaker 01

  You know, I've gone on, I've gone on late night shows, following guests and, and had a hard time, because I'm like, oh shit, I have to follow Cory Booker on this fucking show?

• 56:39Speaker 03

  Oh, god.

• 56:42Speaker 01

  Thanks, Fallon.

• 56:43Speaker 03

  You didn't warm up the.

• 56:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. You don't, so, my point is Shane's, he's in a tough position, sure, he's super famous, the, the bar is super high for him being a third time SNL host at this young age. I think he's, uh, I think he's a great comedian, and, uh, and I, and I think like, I haven't seen, I'll watch the set, I, I just.

• 57:01Speaker 03

  It was, I, the, it wasn't, it wasn't any different than his material ever.

• 57:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:07Speaker 03

  That's what I'm trying to say, is that like, he, you know, he, he inhabits this like straight comic space that you kind of inhabit similarly, I think, would you disagree? Or?

• 57:20Speaker 01

  We're both straight comics for sure.

• 57:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:22Speaker 01

  I mean, I've sucked a cock here and there.

• 57:24Speaker 03

  Oh, cornish.

• 57:26Speaker 01

  I'm just trying to sell some tickets to San Francisco, I'll tell you. All right, you're all right.

• 57:33Speaker 04

  Speaking of Cory Book, Booker.

• 57:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:36Speaker 04

  Um, I didn't know that he saved, was it a dog or a baby, from like a burning house?

• 57:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. You buy that story?

• 57:43Speaker 03

  I think it's fake.

• 57:45Speaker 01

  I don't know, any politician who's like, I just happened to walk by, and there was a, there was a baby in a burning building, like, you know what? I'm gonna do what anyone would do in this situation, save it.

• 57:55Speaker 03

  Save it. What, what was your point about it? Like, do you, you don't think it's fa, you think it's fake?

• 58:01Speaker 04

  No, there's this, I.

• 58:03Speaker 00

  Oh, there's evidence he's hugging.

• 58:04Speaker 04

  Is really?

• 58:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:06Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Was he taught hugging?

• 58:07Speaker 00

  We don't know, but it has to do with the article.

• 58:10Speaker 04

  Oh, gosh.

• 58:11Speaker 01

  Spider-Man wouldn't have stuck around for a press conference.

• 58:13Speaker 03

  It's so well lit on his side, too.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  That's Cory Booker?

• 58:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  Sam, I'm dumb, you know that, right?

• 58:21Speaker 01

  No, you're not, you played dumb very well, but you're not dumb.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm dumb, okay, so anyway, I don't know much about it.

• 58:27Speaker 01

  You're the smartest dude I've ever met with that amount of teeth.

• 58:29Speaker 04

  Can we show Sam and Peter your, um, mosquito attack?

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's gone.

• 58:38Speaker 04

  I know, but we have, I pulled pictures.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  You ever talk about it here?

• 58:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, I want to talk about it.

• 58:44Speaker 00

  Oh, that's why you sent it to me.

• 58:45Speaker 03

  Oh!

• 58:45Speaker 00

  Get this off my phone.

• 58:47Speaker 03

  Is it crazy?

• 58:48Speaker 00

  Wait, show us now.

• 58:48Speaker 03

  Also, your legs are thin.

• 58:50Speaker 04

  He has lady legs.

• 58:52Speaker 03

  Oh!

• 58:53Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ.

• 58:54Speaker 04

  The other one, Gil.

• 58:55Speaker 03

  That's from One Day?

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  One Day.

• 58:57Speaker 03

  Oh!

• 58:59Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, why are all the toenails painted too?

• 59:01Speaker 00

  They're all dead.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Corn, dude. I'm in corn.

• 59:05Speaker 01

  Holy shit.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:08Speaker 04

  So he sends me these pictures and he's like, hey, I'm getting attacked by mosquitoes, and here I am thinking that, oh, he's probably like, that sucks, he has Skeeter syndrome, and I'm like, how, I'm like, this doesn't make sense to be attacked this much, like, where were you?

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  They were chiggers.

• 59:23Speaker 04

  And no, you, no, it's not.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  They were chiggers.

• 59:26Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  They're called chiggers.

• 59:28Speaker 04

  From mosquitoes?

• 59:29Speaker 00

  We got it.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  No, they're two different things, there's chiggers and mosquitoes. I think the chigger got me.

• 59:33Speaker 04

  In Hawaii?

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:34Speaker 04

  I think those are mosquitoes.

• 59:35Speaker 01

  This is in Hawaii?

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:36Speaker 04

  No, but.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  No, no, this is, no, can I, uh, uh, you know, you're a fool.

• 59:39Speaker 04

  Why?

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  You're a dang fool.

• 59:42Speaker 04

  You, I helped you.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  You, you didn't help shit, guy. Why was I there in the first place?

• 59:48Speaker 01

  A Sex Pistols concert by the look of your toenails?

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so um, I was in Hawaii, Sam.

• 59:57Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  I was in Hawaii, and um, you know, I get a call going, "You should go to Turtle Bay." You always stay in the-

• 1:00:04Speaker 04

  The Ritz, a five-star hotel.

• 1:00:06Speaker 01

  Oh, I heard it's super nice.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, not.

• 1:00:08Speaker 01

  No?

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Not for me. It's beautiful.

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  You have a high bar.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  No, it's-

• 1:00:12Speaker 04

  He's crazy. So beautiful there.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Here's what I, here's what I base, here's what I based it on, okay? Food adjacency.

• 1:00:21Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:00:22Speaker 04

  Well, there's not a lot-

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  So I had to drive from there, all the way into the city, an hour and a half-

• 1:00:27Speaker 03

  You went back to the city?

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  To eat meals, okay? That's number one. Number two, I was out in the patio, I was making love to, you know, my girlfriend, out in the patio, in the, uh, I'm in a little lake house, here. And she went, it was two in the morning, right? And I had, you know, missionary.

• 1:00:44Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  You like to keep it simple.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  That's the only new move I know.

• 1:00:48Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:50Speaker 01

  Are you kinda boring in the bedroom?

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't know what that means, but um-

• 1:00:54Speaker 03

  Boring?

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  You're boring.

• 1:00:56Speaker 03

  Like vanilla?

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do a couple of palms, a cochi, like kisses on the neck, right? And I'll do like a salute, right, right? And go, I'll say this line, "Hope you got yours."

• 1:01:08Speaker 01

  That's nice.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ta-ta, "Hope you got yours."

• 1:01:13Speaker 01

  Why ta-ta?

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why I do that.

• 1:01:14Speaker 01

  Why are you leaving?

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  And I roll over and I go to sleep, you know, anyway, um, so she went in and then I fell asleep there.

• 1:01:21Speaker 04

  In the balcony?

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  No, not balcony, in a, in a-

• 1:01:24Speaker 01

  A hammock?

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Patio.

• 1:01:25Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  In a, right by a lake, and I got eaten up alive.

• 1:01:29Speaker 01

  Damn, it's like Shane Gillis's Twitter mentions right here, what the hell's going on?

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that was the most painful fucking-

• 1:01:35Speaker 04

  I don't think that's the Ritz's fault, though. You were like, "I'm never, this place sucks," and I'm like, "No one forced you to, to sleep outside."

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  I fucked up! Anyway, um-

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  That was gross.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  So Sam, you have the special, and then um, you, can we kinda talk about the movie, or no?

• 1:01:49Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  So Sam wrote and directed a movie-

• 1:01:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  And it's-

• 1:01:53Speaker 01

  With my, with my friend Gary Vider, we co-wrote, co-directed it and-

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  Cut that name out, thank you.

• 1:02:00Speaker 01

  Mike Lauren, J. McDade also, also wrote it with us. It's a fun movie, yeah, so hopefully it'll be on Netflix the top of next year. I made a little tour mockumentary, so-

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:09Speaker 01

  Fun little scripted, uh-

• 1:02:11Speaker 03

  Like a comedy tour?

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:13Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:02:13Speaker 01

  We were on a tour bus, I'd done the tour bus thing before, and I was like, "Man, this is like, there's so much fun shit that happens here," and it's, there's such a weird, there's weird little energies and kinda like little, you get into like little fights and stuff, and I thought it was like the perfect-

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  That's a great idea.

• 1:02:28Speaker 01

  It was like a fun, and then we added some crazy plot stuff and got a lot of cool cameos in it, so-

• 1:02:32Speaker 03

  Are you playing yourself?

• 1:02:33Speaker 01

  I'm playing a really shitty version of myself.

• 1:02:35Speaker 03

  But it is Sam Morril.

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  It's Sam Morril.

• 1:02:37Speaker 03

  Oh, cool.

• 1:02:37Speaker 01

  And Gary Vider's playing a really, I was like, "Alright, if you're playing yourself, you gotta always trying to be cheating on your wife, 'cause that's funny." And I was like, "But you can never succeed." You always have to, and he was like, "Alright," so we made, we have some fucking pretty awkward scenes with Gary and some women, and uh, great cast. Santino's my agent in it.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:02:54Speaker 01

  Killed it. Uh, Jim Gaffigan's great in it. Stavi plays a, a private detective in it, he kills it. A lot, a lot of great comedian cameos in it.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  You got Gaffigan in it?

• 1:03:04Speaker 01

  Gaffigan killed it, yeah.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  He's so great.

• 1:03:06Speaker 01

  He's such a good actor. The scene I did with Gaffigan was, we basically just, I have a stalker in the movie, and we basically just recreated the, the scene in Taxi Driver where he gets a gun, but I made, uh, Gaffigan the arms dealer.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:03:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, so he killed it.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:03:20Speaker 01

  And then, uh, yeah, Julian Edelman's got a couple of great scenes in it.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  Amazing, he's amazingly funny.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:03:26Speaker 01

  So I, yeah, I hope people like it.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  What's it called?

• 1:03:28Speaker 01

  It's just called The Tour.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  The Tour.

• 1:03:30Speaker 01

  Cool.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  And it's got, it could come out on Netflix in the next year.

• 1:03:33Speaker 01

  Top of next year, hopefully.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, amazing. And then Sam has, um-

• 1:03:37Speaker 03

  Incorrect.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  Incorrect.

• 1:03:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, this is out now, Sam Morril Incorrect on Netflix. Tampa Theater, really, really beautiful theater.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  Did you shoot it in Tampa because of like a callback to one of your bits?

• 1:03:48Speaker 01

  I had a joke about Naples, so it felt like Florida-ish, but yeah, I don't know, I just liked, I, I liked Tampa. Like, I feel like they get no love-

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:57Speaker 01

  As a, as a city, and it's like, there's something-

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  I love Tampa. Ebor City?

• 1:04:01Speaker 01

  I feel like the crowds are just good there, man, so I-

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  Ebor Street, have you been to Ebor Street?

• 1:04:05Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'd love it there.

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  But I just, I just like Tampa, it's just cool. It's like, people are nice, there's kind of like a trashy, fun vibe to it.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I love it too.

• 1:04:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  I do love it.

• 1:04:15Speaker 01

  I just always had great crowds there, so I just figured this would be cool, and, and the theater's gorgeous, and it was about to go under construction, so I was like, "I gotta get in before the construction."

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:04:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  No, I love that theater. It's, you know when you're on tour and you're just like, see a theater, you're like, "I gotta do something here someday," so-

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a couple of theaters like that, yeah.

• 1:04:31Speaker 01

  More in, in Seattle's like that.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  Vancouver, there's a theater in Vancouver I played, just played, it was great.

• 1:04:36Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  Toronto.

• 1:04:37Speaker 01

  Toronto's awesome.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, that, one theater that I played at, what was that? It was beautiful.

• 1:04:42Speaker 01

  I did the Meridian there, that was beautiful.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:44Speaker 01

  But then, yeah, there's, and there's one in Knoxville, Tennessee called, uh, The Bijou Theater, I love. I'd like to film something there someday, so, I just clock them as I'm going along, you know?

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  I've never played Knoxville.

• 1:04:54Speaker 01

  It's great. It's like, great crowds.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  You didn't like me in Knoxville?

• 1:04:58Speaker 01

  Fuck yeah, dude.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I'll try.

• 1:04:59Speaker 01

  People like you everywhere.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So Sam, anything else you wanna promote?

• 1:05:03Speaker 01

  Just fucking a dentist for you, buddy.

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  You know, I shouldn't have, I was too vulnerable there, but you know what?

• 1:05:11Speaker 04

  Showing your teeth?

• 1:05:12Speaker 01

  You were one, you're so underrated as a vulnerable comedian. I think you're one of the most vulnerable comedians, and I mean that as a compliment.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:05:19Speaker 01

  I think same about like Jim Norton, I always think Jim is like so fucking vulnerable.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Norton and I are the same guy.

• 1:05:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I love Jim.

• 1:05:26Bobby Lee?

  Him and I together, I mean, we went camping.

• 1:05:28Speaker 01

  If you haven't seen Jim Norton's last special on YouTube, it's so good.

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  What's it called?

• 1:05:32Speaker 01

  I forgot.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna look it up.

• 1:05:33Speaker 01

  It's his last YouTube one, it came out like a year ago.

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, any questions for Sam? I think we, we had a great, look at this.

• 1:05:39Speaker 01

  Holy shit, dude.

• 1:05:41Speaker 03

  Look at these young boys.

• 1:05:43Speaker 01

  Dude, you, you had all the hair back then.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:05:46Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me and Norton opened for, um, Dice. In Vegas. This is 25 years ago.

• 1:05:54Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was a kid.

• 1:05:56Speaker 03

  Wow, Jim Norton looks exactly the same.

• 1:05:58Speaker 01

  He does.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  No, but he looks younger, look how young he looks.

• 1:06:01Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, I mean, look, you, you look young. Were you having fun back then, or no?

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I was a kid, I was having a blast. I'm, I'm opening for Dice Clay in Vegas, I had no money.

• 1:06:10Speaker 01

  Was he fun to work with?

• 1:06:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's the best.

• 1:06:13Speaker 01

  That's cool.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  He'd go, "Hey Ching," he used to call me Ching.

• 1:06:17Speaker 01

  He's the best, he used to call me that slur.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  No, but, "Ching Ching."

• 1:06:21Speaker 03

  Even worse.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  No, it's better, honey. He goes, "He wasn't racist, it's a fucking Ching Ching."

• 1:06:28Speaker 03

  He was thinking away with something.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, call me, and then I was like, "Just call me Ching then," he's like, "No, Ching's good." Yeah, yeah, I love Dice. Um, anyway, give Sam a round of applause.

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  You have fun?

• 1:06:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I did fun.

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