Mo Amer & Jabba the Hutt Eyes

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:00Bobby Lee?

  Is it on?

• 1:17Bobby Lee?

  Hey, everyone from Texas, Houston specifically. I need you to buy tickets for my show on, what is it? March 28th and 29th of this year. Go to houstonimprov.com. Buy the tickets or I'm gonna hurt myself. I'm gonna hurt myself. I might die.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  How you doing, bro?

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  Good, man. Good to see you.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  Good to see you too, man.

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Alright, good to see you.

• 2:18Speaker 03

  Okay, that's not how I sound at all, but thank you.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, before we start, I need a conversation with...

• 2:24Speaker 03

  I'm ready for the conversation.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  So warm in here. What are you doing?

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Hey, turn it off, turn it off now.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  They're trying to make us feel comfortable.

• 2:33Speaker 02

  What are you doing?

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  That's a funny joke. Wait, wait, wait for all that on the air.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  He's like, "I want you to confess in five minutes. What are you about to ask me?"

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Are you wearing makeup?

• 2:42Speaker 02

  If one thing... No, I'm not wearing makeup.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 2:44Speaker 02

  I do look good, though, huh? If one thing is gonna make me confess is heat, like, you could pull my nails out.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, alright, wait, wait, stop. We say that all on the thing, alright? Number one, guys. Number one, guys. Um, I'm the king here.

• 2:59Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 3:00Speaker 02

  It's fine.

• 3:02Speaker 03

  We like kings.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 3:03Speaker 02

  Look at the cauliflower in my backyard. It's killing it.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 3:07Speaker 02

  Look at that, bro.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we'll show that on air. Stop. That's another good thing we can say.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  No, it's not.

• 3:13Speaker 03

  That's another good hot topic.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  It's another good thing we can say, dude. So, some rules.

• 3:17Speaker 02

  I'm traveling, so I'm not fastening.

• 3:19Speaker 03

  Hey, me, you both...

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  We don't need to know why you have a beverage in your hand.

• 3:21Speaker 03

  I literally said this.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't know what's going on. I gotta put my earphones on, but here's some rules, okay? You wear cans or no?

• 3:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wear cans.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Number one, um, this isn't... You know what I mean? Oh, boy, what?

• 3:36Speaker 02

  No, I don't know. I just knew someone was gonna...

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  I want peace throughout the world.

• 3:40Speaker 02

  Oh, boy.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I want peace throughout the world.

• 3:44Speaker 02

  Is that how you're starting it?

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not starting it that way.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  There goes the next deal I was gonna make.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I want peace throughout the world, but in this domain, right? This isn't some sort of, you know, I hate to say it, but a strip.

• 4:00Speaker 03

  Okay, I don't...

• 4:03Speaker 03

  Of all the words you could have chosen?

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:05Speaker 03

  That's the one?

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  So I want to say to you, my friend, okay?

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Just me or Mo?

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  No, Mo's fine. I've done movies with him and...

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, Mo's a huge star.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and he's a headliner.

• 4:14Speaker 03

  We love Mo.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  And so we connect on a different level.

• 4:16Speaker 03

  Mo's our king. Mo's my king, FYI.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay. You're talking too much already. Ramsey, I want to say to you that you're...

• 4:23Speaker 02

  Leave my soldier alone.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so Ramsey, um, this is my domain, and I know you, we go on the road together and you're really mouthy.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  That's dope.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  And you'd fight back, but here, we want sprinkles of you.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  You got it.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  We want sprinkles of you, and so what I'm saying to you is that this is Mo's the guest.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  You're a sidekick, right?

• 4:45Speaker 03

  Okay, thanks for having me.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  Is this chair just for reasons? I'm just curious.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, why, why, why?

• 4:50Speaker 02

  It's very low.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 4:51Speaker 02

  No, it's good.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:52Speaker 02

  It's a good height. Don't do it. Don't do it.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  Do what?

• 4:55Speaker 02

  I already know, I saw it on your face.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Do what? I mean...

• 4:58Speaker 02

  I could grab you by your ankles and do one of these.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 5:03Speaker 02

  Launch you into a new career path.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 5:06Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Desert moves, or whatever.

• 5:08Speaker 02

  We're not from the desert.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 5:10Speaker 03

  Come on, dude.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what you call it.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  It's desert adjacent.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  We're not even started yet. What I want to say to you is this, okay? It's not for you, Mo, all right? I love you so much. Ramsey, um, just don't talk so much. You know what I mean?

• 5:21Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  But you're, um, a human being.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  I got this, watch this. You shut your mouth!

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  You a given shot!

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  No, relax.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  That, that.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  Come on, leave Ramsey alone.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so let's begin. Let's begin.

• 5:33Speaker 02

  I felt bad immediately. We got enough stress to deal with.

• 5:35Speaker 03

  That's what the West does.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  You play keys now?

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  I've always played keys for you.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  Oh, that's nice.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Here, Tiger Belly.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  Hanging out.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  So much fake mangoes in front of me.

• 6:02Speaker 02

  He must know I love.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  Welcome to Tiger Belly.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Welcome to. Ay, ay, ay, ay. What are you guys gonna do?

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  I forgot the.

• 6:22Speaker 02

  Bobby Rea.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Too much?

• 6:23Speaker 02

  There we go, no, no.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Oi, very good.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  Bobby Rea.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Hello, everybody. I'm Bobby Lee, what's your name? We have Sakuri Mongori here. Give him a round of applause, Sakuri Mongori. And who do we have out here?

• 6:35Speaker 03

  Ramsey Badawi.

• 6:39Speaker 02

  Ramsey Badawi.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  No, he was supposed to, no, he was supposed to come up with an Asian name.

• 6:43Speaker 03

  Oh, oh, oh, oh.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Let's do it again.

• 6:44Speaker 03

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Everybody, hello. Somebody, somebody, I think, Hachi. Hachi, Hachi. Everyone say it with me.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  Hachi, Hachi.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Hachi, Hachi. Where's you, are you from Japan?

• 7:01Speaker 02

  Hachi, Hachi.

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  Yes, Hachi, Hachi to you, alright? Hachi, Hachi.

• 7:05Speaker 02

  Hachi, Hachi.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very, very good, white Hachi.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  I don't like that one.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't like that one.

• 7:09Speaker 02

  I don't feel comfortable with him.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  That was like an X-Pac. Right, right? In Thailand, whatever you guys do, but anyway, um.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  Oh, we know.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, do we, do, no, no, have you been there?

• 7:19Speaker 02

  No, I haven't.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:20Speaker 02

  But every time I went to Japan and, uh, and Korea, they were like, you need to go to Thailand. And I saw that look in their eye, and I'm like, no, I don't think I could go to Thailand. I don't think I need to.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they would love you there in Thai.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, I don't want to find out.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Uh, what'd you do, dude, you promoting your show there?

• 7:34Speaker 02

  No, no, this was many, many years.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Bo Amer, give him a round of applause. Bo Amer, uh. That's it.

• 7:41Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  That's the song I wanted.

• 7:46Speaker 03

  When you do it, it's weird. It's not good.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  I have a fat downy tongue. It hits different. It hits different, right? But still, we do it. We have the tongues, okay?

• 7:57Speaker 03

  Everybody has tongues.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 7:58Speaker 03

  You're doing like a turkey.

• 7:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:00Speaker 03

  It's not a turkey.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's different.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  From different reasons? Or give me the reasons. I'm gonna throw out. I'm gonna throw out a country and you tell me what the. Okay, yeah, okay? Germany.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  That's Korean.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you do it. Germany, how do they do it?

• 8:17Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, it's lovely.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  Very good. Here we go. Here we go. Let's do London. England.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good, right? Let's do, um, Israel.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding.

• 8:39Speaker 02

  No, you're not.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  I love you guys so much.

• 8:41Speaker 02

  This is a very great, this is really.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Very fun so far.

• 8:44Speaker 02

  Way to get into it, yeah.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  What you don't like is it offensive so far?

• 8:46Speaker 02

  No, no, no, it's not offensive at all.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm right in the line here.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  Not to me.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm at the border right now, dude, and I'm right in the line.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're right there.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  So, um, well, you and I first met where?

• 8:56Speaker 02

  I can't remember. Clubs.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Clubs, yeah. But we really got, I mean, I have to apologize to you.

• 9:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, please.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  I was a little too aggressive, I think, when we did Sweet Dreams.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  Yes, you were.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, um, I'll tell you why. I'm aggressive to whom? Anyone in the room?

• 9:14Speaker 00

  To ethnic people, what do you want?

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  To people I love.

• 9:17Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, of course, yeah, yeah.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 9:19Speaker 00

  To ethnic people?

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  The ethnic people is what? No, I hate ethnic people.

• 9:23Speaker 00

  That's true, right. You're not aggressive.

• 9:25Speaker 02

  He's trying to win.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm trying to win, dude.

• 9:27Speaker 02

  That's why he's handsy with ethnic people.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but so when I. I'm not handsy.

• 9:32Speaker 02

  I know, you're not handsy.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm not handsy, but what I'm saying, when I really love somebody, I do deep hugs.

• 9:38Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm a deep hugger.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  Yes, you are.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Have I ever hugged you, Ramsey?

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Uh, no. You've only done like a weird power thing where you brushed like your, like your beard on my neck.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:49Speaker 03

  Like that, like kinda wispy thing here.

• 9:51Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, got it. Sorry.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  That was a slam, right?

• 9:53Speaker 02

  Oh, what is it?

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  When he said beard?

• 9:54Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it felt like a slam.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  Slam, yeah.

• 9:56Speaker 03

  The thing.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:58Speaker 03

  Kind of a wispy.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  So I wanted to ask you.

• 10:00Speaker 02

  It's like a windsock. It lets you know what direction you're going.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  None of them, none of them go in the same direction.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I wanted to ask you, Mo, um, because I had Ramsey open for me over the weekend, you know what I mean? And one day, um, I looked at his nose.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  His nose?

• 10:19Speaker 03

  Please don't do, no.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  Don't do this.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Please, please. Okay?

• 10:22Speaker 02

  Looked at his what?

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Nose.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  Oh, nose. Okay, yeah.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  And I, and I asked him, I said, um, are you trying to win some sort of competition? And he goes, what kind of competition? I said, uh, the amount of holes you can have in your nose, right? And what, what, what's that breathing, breathing for? So what I did was.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Is that?

• 10:39Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  Is that?

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is that what, it stopped? Beep, beep, beep, bong, bong, ee. So I, what I did was I took, um, James almost, James?

• 10:47Speaker 03

  James almost?

• 10:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, James almost.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and F. Murray Abraham's noses, right?

• 10:53Speaker 02

  All the names.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  And I, it's the same as.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  It's the same what he has, right?

• 11:01Speaker 02

  I saw how you were looking at my nose.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's right. So I asked you about your nose last, outside, right?

• 11:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  And you have a perfect nose, by the way. It's television. It's a Hollywood nose.

• 11:09Speaker 02

  It's a Hollywood nose.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:10Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, that's terrible.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, um, so what Ramsey has, what did you say what he has out there? You said something, you said?

• 11:18Speaker 02

  Bad skin.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Bad skincare, yeah, yeah.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  He said it's a Palestinian thing. I was like, no, I haven't seen his nose. It's probably related to a bad skincare routine.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:27Speaker 03

  I'm stressed. I haven't been sleeping well lately.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Either have I, and, uh, yeah. Let's go ahead. Give me your grievances.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:33Speaker 03

  I'm just, it's just, um, you know, I'm exhausted. The world is, is, you know.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  It's a tough place.

• 11:37Speaker 03

  It's a tough place right now.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, you're thriving.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:39Speaker 03

  You think so?

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for a young guy who's, um.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Working at the Comedy Store. Um, Molly from, you love Molly from San Francisco?

• 11:50Speaker 02

  Yes, of course.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's the best.

• 11:52Speaker 02

  She is.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  And she watched your whole set. And she goes, he's good. And that's the biggest compliment. You're, you're ticking all the boxes.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  But you're ungrateful.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  I'm incredibly grateful.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you're not. You, you, you whine and you bitch, right? And why the fuck? Why the fuck did I have to spend so much money at Patagonia for you?

• 12:14Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you a question. Molly, okay, you have openers, right?

• 12:18Speaker 02

  Yes, of course.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  But then you have also staff.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  So when you're like, I'm being real, but I love your eyes.

• 12:24Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  They're like little chestnuts. Oh, God, they're so good. All we need is a fire and we're at Christmas. I'll tell you that right now, right?

• 12:33Speaker 02

  We are up here.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So what I'm saying to you is, you ever go to, you're on the road? Do you ever go shopping?

• 12:42Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever bring your staff or someone that works for you there?

• 12:46Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Do they go, boss? Boss, can you buy me something too, boss?

• 12:52Speaker 02

  They never say that.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  I'll be honest, be real. I never say that.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  But I, I'll be honest with you. I go, I, I volunteer myself before, as we're in there.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, I bought him shoes before. That's so cool.

• 13:02Speaker 02

  That's nice.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  So he go, so he go.

• 13:05Speaker 02

  No, I do that. It's like a morale boost.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you, okay.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  I can't go into a nice place and be like, hey, look at me, I'm killing it. And everybody's just like out here with some, you know, it's a reflection of me.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm sorry. You, Russell Peters, Gabriel Iglesias, we don't have that kind of money.

• 13:19Speaker 02

  But those guys make way more money than I do, by the way.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they do?

• 13:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think so.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  All right. So what I'm saying to you is, is that, would this make you mad, though? What, what, let's make an arbitrary name.

• 13:29Speaker 02

  Well, how much did you spend on?

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you. So I'm Toby.

• 13:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  I work for you.

• 13:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm Toby Alawa.

• 13:35Speaker 02

  You're just making up a name?

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  Toby Alawa.

• 13:39Speaker 02

  I'm so offended, bro. First of all, Toby's like one of my dearest friends.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  Are you like, talking about him?

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, you know, I had a kinetic.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  And one of those guys that can read things.

• 13:49Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah, I believe that.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  Toby works for you. I just couldn't get the.

• 13:53Speaker 02

  Sorry, Toby.

• 13:53Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't just get the sense of the last names, but Alawa came to my mind. Yeah. You know what I mean?

• 13:58Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  So Toby Alawa, you're, you guys are at a.

• 14:01Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 14:02Speaker 02

  It's accurately racist. It's fine.

• 14:05Speaker 02

  It's totally different.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm not racist at all.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  No, it's actually racist, so it's totally okay. Like, if I did a bad, like, you know, Bubby Ria. If I did a bad, like, Bubby.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  And I would love it. No. Andrew does it every day.

• 14:17Speaker 02

  Good. Yeah, but Andrew does a good one.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, give me your best Asian.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  Best Asian?

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Ramsey, give me your best Asian. Uh, Harold. Okay, very good.

• 14:31Speaker 04

  Japanese, yes.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Japanese after, like, during Hiroshima.

• 14:34Speaker 04

  Hiroshima, Japanese.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  He's on fire. Yeah, yeah. So, anyway. Harold, I'm on fire.

• 14:38Speaker 02

  All right, continue, continue. Okay. Toby, L O Y E, whatever you said.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  L O Y, oh, right. And he goes, boss, you're at a store, and he goes, can you get me a jacket, boss? What'd you, what'd you say?

• 14:48Speaker 04

  Boss?

• 14:48Speaker 02

  Jacket?

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:49Speaker 02

  Bro. How much is the jacket?

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly. I didn't even ask, right? So I go up to the front counter, right?

• 14:55Speaker 02

  I mean, I wouldn't. It was such a definitely odd thing to be like, I probably wouldn't have said how much. I would have looked at it like, hmm, interesting.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, I discovered when the cashier said, six hundred and some, some, something, something, right? Right? And I looked at what I got, right? And, you know, because I'm Asian, it's like I have a built-in abacus.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  When you, in your mind, if, when I'm thinking, you could hear it.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 15:19Speaker 02

  That's what I heard outside.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  George knows that about me, right? And so, um, he's, it was about two fifty, you know what I mean?

• 15:25Speaker 02

  Okay. You spent two fifty, he was spending six hundred?

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I spent six hundred overall. He, his jacket cost about two fifty.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  Would that make you mad?

• 15:33Speaker 02

  No.

• 15:35Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  It wouldn't.

• 15:36Speaker 04

  Because that's not the story, but thank you.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Oh, really? What's the story?

• 15:41Speaker 04

  Here's the story.

• 15:41Speaker 02

  Tell us.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  So, we drive by the Patagonia on the way back to the, our two, this restaurant that we ate that had okay wings, and.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

• 15:50Speaker 02

  First of all, you being ungrateful for free food, is that what's happening?

• 15:53Speaker 04

  No, they were just, their, their beef was really good.

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 15:55Speaker 04

  Their beef was really good.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I say something to you?

• 15:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  That really made me mad, and I'm going to explain to you why.

• 15:59Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  I'm looking.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever been to San Francisco?

• 16:03Speaker 02

  Yes, of course.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  I know you have.

• 16:05Speaker 02

  Yes, many times.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  Because I saw your photo at the Cubs or something.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, right.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Have you played there?

• 16:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course, yeah.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  So, um.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  Photo there, I'm there, I've been there, baby.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  All right, so there's this place called San Tong.

• 16:16Speaker 02

  Sanatanga.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what you do it?

• 16:20Speaker 02

  That's how I read all signs.

• 16:23Speaker 02

  Oh really? Target here. I do that with everything though. It's not.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh good dude, yeah, very good, that's how we say it. Yeah, so.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  So, um. That restaurant has a three hour wait.

• 16:37Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  We always go there, you know what I mean, when, you know, you know, back when Kala and I were dating, we would go there every year, alright? It's a three hour wait, this time they gave us a private room.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Cause I've. I've risen.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  And when you rise, you do. You know that old saying?

• 16:55Speaker 02

  No, but yes, I'm, I'll go with it.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  I just made it up.

• 16:57Speaker 02

  When you rise, you do, yeah.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  I just made it up, man.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  I get it, I understand.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  No way, I wait three hours for anything, bro, what are you talking about?

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  You would never wait?

• 17:03Speaker 02

  Three hours for what?

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  Even if it's so good.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  No.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we did.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  Absolutely not.

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you've never waited on a ride, you're at Disneyland?

• 17:11Speaker 02

  No, I'm fine, I've always been the guy to find a way to get to the front, bro, even before any of this stuff.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  I know what you do.

• 17:17Speaker 02

  I remember a Christmas like movie, I think it was, uh, it was the Ali movie, I had.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  Muhammad Ali movie?

• 17:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, Muhammad Ali, way back in the day, I had twenty dollars in my hand, I went all up to the front, I was like, what's that man, I didn't know this guy, I'm like, listen, here's twenty dollars, I'm gonna buy these tickets. It was, the line was around the, like, I'm not doing that.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't have the balls to do that.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Twenty dollars?

• 17:34Speaker 02

  Time is the most valuable thing you have.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  It's a peso.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  I, I mean.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, no.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Check it out, anyway, um.

• 17:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you get a five from each homie and then.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right, that's right, I know, I know, I know.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna do it, wait, wait, hold on. Are you crazy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  You're correct.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  Checks out. It's like eight of you, it's nothing.

• 17:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, dude, so, um. It's one of the greatest Chinese restaurants in San Francisco.

• 17:56Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Hey, what was, how was the meal? Gilbert?

• 18:00Speaker 04

  Fantastic.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  How about you?

• 18:01Speaker 04

  No, the meal, the meal itself was amazing.

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, world famous chicken, right? This guy was like.

• 18:07Speaker 02

  I'm in.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  Nah.

• 18:09Speaker 03

  Prefer wing stop is what he said, actually.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  He pref- thank, dude, you're on my side.

• 18:13Speaker 03

  Yes, for one time.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he.

• 18:15Speaker 02

  Well, can I just be objective real quick?

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  Just for a second?

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:18Speaker 02

  First of all, they seem like really over battered, one for one. Second of all, they seem to have a shit ton of sauce on it, they're probably like very sweet over spicy, is that what it is?

• 18:28Speaker 04

  A hundred percent.

• 18:28Speaker 02

  Is there any like kick to it at all?

• 18:30Speaker 04

  Not at all.

• 18:31Speaker 02

  Are they crunchy though? Do you hit the, do you like?

• 18:33Speaker 04

  No, it's, it's not even necessarily like crunchy, it's kind of, it just peels off.

• 18:36Speaker 02

  So you got general so, basically with, with bones, is that what's happening?

• 18:39Speaker 04

  Basically, yeah.

• 18:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, basically.

• 18:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm out.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm out too.

• 18:44Bobby Lee?

  Did you eat there?

• 18:45Speaker 03

  I did, but Mo just...

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  I know, but...

• 18:48Speaker 03

  I like what he said.

• 18:49Speaker 02

  I used to like generous sauce chicken with bones in it, like...

• 18:51Speaker 03

  What he said was cool.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  I know he's your leader, or whatever, your fucking platoon captain or whatever, I don't know what you call it.

• 18:56Speaker 02

  You give him respect!

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, but...

• 19:01Speaker 02

  Sorry, bud.

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  But you're a civilian now.

• 19:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:03Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 19:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Your honest truth of the restaurant.

• 19:06Speaker 03

  It was, it was a phenomenal restaurant.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  No, I'm going, I'm just kidding.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  It was really, yeah. I think, yeah. I mean, first day Ramadan, you ate pork, straight up. I mean...

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Eat pork everywhere.

• 19:15Speaker 03

  I didn't know.

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  Muslims everywhere. This guy, not real. This guy breaks all the rules.

• 19:21Speaker 02

  I had not too real.

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't, he, no condoms he uses, like you told me that, right? No condoms he uses.

• 19:28Speaker 02

  Bro, you can't tell this guy anything.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He implodes inside white chicks.

• 19:32Speaker 02

  Oh my god, that's a major break.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  That's gotta be in the Quran.

• 19:35Speaker 02

  That's huge.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  That's gotta be anti-Quran, something, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  That's, that's like way in the beginning, hold on, first of all, keep religion out of this situation.

• 19:42Speaker 03

  Thank you very much.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  Just on a bro tip, real quick, okay? Don't, what are you doing?

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  It's out here in these streets, bro, just leaving it in, are you crazy?

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 19:50Speaker 03

  It's a monogamous relationship.

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  It's a monogamous...

• 19:53Speaker 02

  So?

• 19:55Speaker 03

  That's not...

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're white, huh?

• 19:57Speaker 02

  She's pregnant tomorrow, what happens?

• 19:59Speaker 03

  I take care of the child, man, I name him Mo.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  Whoa, very good answer.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  No, you know what that is, right?

• 20:04Speaker 02

  Very good answer, now he's gonna call me and be like, hey, I'm a little short this month.

• 20:09Speaker 03

  Uncle Mo.

• 20:10Speaker 02

  Remember, uh, uh, how you're like the father's, uh, you know, you're the godfather and this and that?

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 20:15Speaker 03

  You want a penny?

• 20:15Speaker 02

  Call Bubba Reed to buy you a chicken wings and a, and a $250 jacket.

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  So let's, let's, let's...

• 20:21Speaker 02

  Not that bad, bro.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so let's, um...

• 20:22Speaker 02

  I don't know how much he does for you, seems like he's a slave, so, yeah.

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

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• 20:38Speaker 03

  Hallelujah.

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  Thank the Lord.

• 20:38Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

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• 20:57Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Which means you can still cash out if your lineup isn't perfect. You can double your money even if one of your picks doesn't hit.

• 21:05Speaker 03

  Amazing.

• 21:06Speaker 05

  Bobby, do you think Mo Salah is gonna have more or less than .5 goals?

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, more.

• 21:12Speaker 05

  Alright, how about, oh, Kim Minjae. Uh, will he have more or less than?

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  Who's Kim Minjae?

• 21:18Speaker 05

  He's Bayern Munich.

• 21:21Speaker 00

  Bayern.

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't like Germany.

• 21:23Speaker 05

  Okay, more or less than 79.5 pass attempts?

• 21:26Bobby Lee?

  15. Let's do it.

• 21:27Speaker 05

  Less than, alright, that's a great pick.

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  Let's do it.

• 21:30Speaker 00

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• 21:44Bobby Lee?

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• 22:15Speaker 00

  Come on.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  And even your next rent payment, let me break it down to you, dog.

• 22:20Speaker 05

  Hey, would you recommend this to a friend?

• 22:22Bobby Lee?

  I would recommend it to my family, friends, and also acquaintances, and also enemies.

• 22:26Speaker 00

  Damn, that's everyone.

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  That's everyone, dude.

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• 22:33Speaker 05

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• 22:44Speaker 00

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• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  Build it if you come.

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• 24:24Speaker 02

  Seems like he's a slave, so yeah.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  He travels.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  He works his ass off. Seems like a good guy.

• 24:30Speaker 04

  Good guy.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  Alex, am I a slave master?

• 24:33Speaker 04

  Are you a slave master?

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:36Speaker 04

  I don't know how I'm supposed to say it. I don't think so?

• 24:38Speaker 02

  No.

• 24:38Speaker 04

  Just say no.

• 24:39Speaker 02

  You're not. If you don't think so.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  That means you thought about it.

• 24:43Speaker 04

  Just say no, dude.

• 24:45Speaker 02

  I was fired.

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  I heard your mic.

• 24:46Speaker 02

  I would let him go.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  I heard your mic.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  I would let him go, bro. I would take the jacket you bought for him, rip it up in front of him and burn it and just watch it like burn as he's walking away.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  And that's where I'm at now. So this is what I want to talk to you about.

• 24:57Speaker 02

  And then you come and holler at me, bro. I'm looking for somebody.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  If you did, we're done.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Don't look at me again. So what I'm gonna say to you, this is where we're at. I think this younger generation has no such, they don't know what respect is.

• 25:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think? Or yeah, there's a little bit more of entitlement with these kids.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  I mean, it's a pretty blanket statement. So it's a pretty, it's objective.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Wait, blanket? Okay.

• 25:23Speaker 02

  It's just, it's just kind of like, you know, you're painting everyone with the same brush. Is that better for you?

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that feels better.

• 25:30Speaker 02

  I don't know, it just depends where you're from, I guess.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so you're not on my side.

• 25:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I am and I'm not, because I do, I do feel like there's like this massive shift in society regarding, you know, work ethic and what people expect they can get out of it, or what they want, they want to get there like ASAP. They want to get to the top like tomorrow. There's no like patience game.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 25:52Speaker 02

  Paying your dues. When I came up as a comedian, it was like, shut the fuck up. You get in that car, go do all these one-nighters, earn your rings, and then you come to the clubs, you know? Then you learn how to be an actual comedian. I have thirty minutes and you go on the road and you realize you only have ten.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're speaking, you're preaching to the choir.

• 26:10Speaker 02

  Preaching to the choir.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something to you, okay? This is exactly why we have Ramsey here, okay?

• 26:18Speaker 02

  Good.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  He talks back.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Right? He's disrespectful, right?

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Right? And he makes, if I rip on his nose, right, which was all weekend.

• 26:29Speaker 03

  It really hurt.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  I know it did, know it did.

• 26:31Speaker 03

  You blew up a picture of my nose and made me look at it. It fucking hurt, dude.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  Did you see those like charcoal things you could put on?

• 26:42Speaker 03

  I tried. You know, I tried to make a facial appointment before I came here.

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  Really, did you really? No, let's not give him any complexity.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I know. How about cookie dough?

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Cookie dough?

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  I think the cookie dough would go into the seams and fill it out a little bit.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  Put the cookie dough in, go to a park, have a bird feed on your nose.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude!

• 27:02Speaker 02

  And maybe that'll clear everything up.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:04Speaker 02

  Like needling, it's like.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  Try anything, right? If we had holes, we would try everything.

• 27:07Speaker 02

  I don't see the problem with it.

• 27:08Speaker 03

  Come on, thanks, man.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go.

• 27:10Speaker 02

  I don't.

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  This is the West trying to turn us against each other, Mo.

• 27:14Speaker 02

  No, not gonna happen.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm Middle East, dude.

• 27:16Speaker 03

  You're Middle East?

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm not even full East. I stop at the middle. Whenever I do, dude, I do a trade route, right, from England, right?

• 27:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  All the way to Japan. I have my own little canoe too, to get there, right? I go, I stop at Middle East, I never even make it to Japan.

• 27:31Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love your people.

• 27:32Speaker 03

  I love that.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I eat the hummus.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Falafel, all that stuff.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  Delicious.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, so.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  That's all you got, isn't it?

• 27:38Speaker 03

  Belonging.

• 27:39Speaker 02

  Keep going, keep going. You have no other food reference?

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  gyro, is that yours?

• 27:42Speaker 02

  No, that's Greek.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  Cucumbers?

• 27:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, Eric. Those are in there.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Those are in there, right?

• 27:47Speaker 02

  Cucumbers, yeah.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, so you do, um. Pita was good?

• 27:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, Pita was up there. He was so nervous even about Pita, which is clear.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Isn't there, um, isn't there a variety of different hummus? Sometimes I see the gray, the sandy one, you know what I mean?

• 28:06Speaker 02

  No, there's not.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Sometimes there's an orange one and a green one.

• 28:09Speaker 02

  That's after the baptism, like completely.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  It's a baptized?

• 28:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  I eat baptized hummus.

• 28:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, praise the Lord. Does it change color when you do this or no?

• 28:19Speaker 02

  It could.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  You baptized it? Okay, it could. Yeah, yeah.

• 28:21Speaker 02

  It could, yeah.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Give me some other foods.

• 28:23Speaker 02

  Now you offended all the herb Christians out there.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm sorry. I can't even name you Korean food.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  Boogukkiya!

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I know, I know a lot of Korean, but my point is that, um, that's why I have you on. A little bit of culture exchange.

• 28:39Speaker 02

  No, it's fine.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What else did you eat there?

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Eat where? In Korea?

• 28:45Speaker 03

  The Middle East.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  The Middle East.

• 28:47Speaker 02

  I just go to my family's house, bro. I grub down.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but give me some examples of foods so I can learn.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  There's mensef. Mensef is like...

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that when you're super smart and you go to a school or something? What is that called?

• 28:59Speaker 03

  That is pretty funny.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  What's that called?

• 29:01Speaker 03

  Mensa.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Mensa, yeah, yeah. I've had sauduce. I ate her pussy real good. Right? And she was like, "I gotta go to the fucking laboratory afterwards." Because they're really smart. But, um, do you have mensa? What else do you have?

• 29:14Speaker 02

  Mensef.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  We say it different ways, but anyway, go ahead.

• 29:18Speaker 03

  Makluba?

• 29:19Speaker 02

  There's makluba, yeah, which is literally translates to upside down.

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  Makluba?

• 29:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  I thought of something.

• 29:26Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  This is a, you know how sometimes songs that are good in the West, being in the West, they change it for the East or Middle East?

• 29:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  What's it called again?

• 29:35Speaker 03

  Makluba?

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  "My name is Lakbula. I live on the second floor." No, let's move on.

• 29:41Speaker 02

  No, please continue.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know those three names. What's this bit? What's the bit? It's like, that, listen, if, I have to explain it, it's not working.

• 29:49Speaker 03

  No, it's working pretty good. Dude, go.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 29:53Speaker 02

  It'll inspire something.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, give me another one.

• 29:56Speaker 02

  Uh, this is, "Worad Dwali."

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 29:58Speaker 02

  "Worad Dwali, kusa mahshi."

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  "What up, Dwali?"

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  Good dog. What up, I'm Rula Nali.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  I'm chilling, baby. Where Kusumashi at?

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's what up in somebody's name?

• 30:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, okay, that's a good one. What does that consist of?

• 30:14Speaker 02

  What, what, do Ili?

• 30:15Speaker 03

  Stuffed grape.

• 30:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, what else? It's basically, it's rolled up, uh, grape leaves, so.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I had those.

• 30:21Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  And there's stuff in it.

• 30:22Speaker 02

  But you, you had like just the plain rice one, right?

• 30:25Speaker 03

  And they're cold?

• 30:25Speaker 02

  It's just nothing.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  It was cold, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, there's a warm version?

• 30:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, that's the one.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know.

• 30:30Speaker 02

  That's the one where you put like a layer of like lamb meat at the bottom of the pot. Then you roll up, you roll up the grape leaves with like seasoned rice.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  Wait, you say you don't have lamb meat? I said gyro.

• 30:41Speaker 03

  No, but gyro doesn't mean lamb meat.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  gyro is a type of sandwich that's served in.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  But is gyro lamb?

• 30:46Speaker 03

  Why are you saying it different every time?

• 30:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  It's fine, give him a pass, bro. It's like, it's the, why, you're not supposed to be talking anyway!

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 30:55Speaker 02

  I'm just kidding, I'm sorry.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  No, that's what, I'm giving you an example of what it's like.

• 30:58Speaker 02

  What's up?

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Right, I say, stop being mean to me, stop slamming me.

• 31:02Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  He goes, you're ugly, all that stuff, right?

• 31:04Speaker 03

  I didn't say you're ugly, I said you have bags under your eyes.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  Really, I could give you the text that you gave me.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  I did, I did say you look like shit. I did say that, too.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  Yes, and if your opener said that you look like shit.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  That's a pre-cooked version. This is like a really.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  depressing looking one.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  But it's still.

• 31:21Speaker 02

  The, the one, hold on, wait, wait, wait, go, go back.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:24Speaker 02

  Go back.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, see, that's vegetarian, that's like a white lady recipe.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, you don't see any seasoning on it.

• 31:30Speaker 03

  No.

• 31:30Speaker 02

  The one with the lamb is.

• 31:31Speaker 03

  With the lamb shanks, yeah.

• 31:32Speaker 02

  That one's doing it.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  Which one, which one?

• 31:33Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's delicious looking. What's the Korean stuff down there?

• 31:38Speaker 02

  That's the grape leaves.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 31:40Speaker 02

  That's the grape.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're the grape leaves, okay. Well, see, there's just, you guys are just.

• 31:44Speaker 02

  So it has like Kusumashi with like the seasoned rice inside of it, which has like ground beef in it as well, and it's seasoned. And then they cook it all in a big pot of tomatoes with tomato sauce.

• 31:54Speaker 03

  Wow, yeah.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  And then they take it out and they flip it.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  You got tomatoes out there, huh?

• 31:57Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, so much tomato.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's so funny because, um, you guys are laughing and I'm, I'm, you know, obviously I'm a man of the modern times. And I scroll and I look at TikTok.

• 32:10Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  And I ran into a, um, uh, what's so funny? It's called Rural People Try.

• 32:16Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 32:16Speaker 02

  Rural, okay.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  So it, don't, you have to Google, look at Google it, I'm gonna explain to you what it is.

• 32:20Speaker 02

  Rural?

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  It's Pakistani people.

• 32:22Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  You know how you have different kinds? You have the city folks.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 32:27Speaker 02

  Completely different region. Why are you bringing up Pakistan all of a sudden? I feel like we've had this discussion before.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm so sorry. Just make me look smart.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  No, it's okay. I love Pakistan. Make me look smart. Yeah, that's good.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  Make me look cultured as well.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  You're men's stuff.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Make me men's stuff.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  You're men's stuff. You're men's stuff, bro.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  Is it not a part of the region or no?

• 32:45Speaker 02

  What, Pakistan?

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  No, not like the Middle East itself. It's off to the east. It's not far.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 32:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 32:53Speaker 02

  I love Pakistani food. One of the best Pakistani restaurants in the world, in my opinion, is in Houston called August. Shout out August.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Shout out. I'm gonna go there in three weeks. We're gonna hang out.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. It's unbelievable.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna take me to August?

• 33:03Speaker 02

  I'll take you to August.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Take me to September, maybe.

• 33:06Speaker 02

  I'll take you to September.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  Play on words.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm just doing, oh, very good. Very good woodplay.

• 33:16Speaker 02

  Continue with the rural tomato.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, and they, it's basically these rural people and they're trying foods for the first time. So it's like, here's a blueberry cheesecake.

• 33:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Right? Here is a hamburger. They've never had any of that.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  Okay, makes sense.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  And that's why I'm asking these questions. That's all.

• 33:34Speaker 02

  Rural Pakistan.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  In rural Pakistan. You have hill, you have hill people.

• 33:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  And then you have the people that harbored Osama bin Laden in the city.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  Mountains.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let's move on. Um.

• 33:44Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a great way to get out of there. That's really solid.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Zero Dark Thirty, watch it.

• 33:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, you know what? I'm gonna, does this make you, are you offended?

• 33:55Speaker 02

  I'm just giving you a cutaway.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Editing points? Thank you so much, dude.

• 34:03Speaker 02

  I got you, bro.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  We might have to cut that out.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  Giving us great editing points.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  You're so good. In fact, every time I say something, I want both of you to look, give me an edit, yeah, that. Go right into the thing and go to editing point, okay? But do it when it's real. Don't do it when it's...

• 34:17Speaker 02

  No, of course. That's what I did. I gave you a nice, you know, solid five seconds that you could pull from.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  I want to say that your show, I saw a couple of episodes.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  You're terrible. You should see the finale. It's unbelievable.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Really? Because you didn't even watch the movie that we're in, fuckface?

• 34:29Speaker 02

  I did watch it.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  No, you didn't. You said, I was sitting, you know.

• 34:31Speaker 02

  I was fucking with you.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Elijah, I want to say something.

• 34:33Speaker 02

  Elijah, you don't even know his name.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  Elijah.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  What is his name?

• 34:38Speaker 02

  Elijah.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  That's what I said earlier and you say what you don't even know.

• 34:40Speaker 02

  He said Elijah.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  You know what? Yeah, I put a little E.

• 34:43Speaker 02

  Like Elijah Muhammad. That's what you were about to say.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  No, I wasn't. I call you emo. It's a speech impediment. So I was talking to Mo upstairs.

• 34:53Speaker 02

  I did watch it.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  No, shut up!

• 34:55Speaker 02

  I did.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Don't blush, why are you blushing?

• 34:58Speaker 02

  Because it's hot in here, you had the heater on.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 35:01Speaker 02

  I have a nose issue.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  Right, so we did a movie called Sweet Dreams, right?

• 35:07Speaker 02

  It was wonderful.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, who was in it?

• 35:09Speaker 02

  I'm sorry?

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you who was in it.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, you were in it.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're in it too, but there's other fucking people, there we go.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course, we're all in it.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  So Johnny Knoxville.

• 35:17Speaker 02

  He's amazing.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  Don't found it.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  Killed it, yeah.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Theo Von.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  There he is back there.

• 35:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Um, Gada.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  Gada?

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know who the most talented guy in that was? Let me make a guess.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  Me?

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're, aside from you.

• 35:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Where are you in this photo?

• 35:32Speaker 03

  Johnny Knoxville?

• 35:33Speaker 02

  He's trying to hide me.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there he is.

• 35:34Speaker 02

  Johnny Knoxville, you?

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  No, that kid to the left.

• 35:37Speaker 02

  But that kid's incre- wait, what? Oh, that all the way to the left there in the front?

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that kid.

• 35:43Speaker 02

  The one with the guitar?

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was great.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  That kid is fucking phenomenal.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  No, he was really wonderful. That picture of you is hilarious.

• 35:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:52Speaker 02

  What is going on there?

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  I love how you're trying to switch. You're trying to get me off track.

• 35:57Speaker 02

  What?

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'll tell you.

• 35:58Speaker 02

  What are you talking about?

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Shut up! Whatever you're doing, I don't like it!

• 36:02Speaker 02

  It was such a wonderful all-around experience, bro. It was a really heavy time for me.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  It was, why?

• 36:08Speaker 02

  It was.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Having your baby?

• 36:09Speaker 02

  No, I didn't have a baby at that point.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay, so.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  No.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  It was a hectic time for you, you know, man, you're getting.

• 36:15Speaker 02

  It was heavy.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  It's heavy, I'm getting a Netflix show, I understand the heaviness.

• 36:18Speaker 02

  No, it wasn't that, it wasn't that, I wanna get super serious, I wanna have fun on this podcast. I feel like every podcast I do gets super serious.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh no, we're not, we're not gonna talk about your grievances.

• 36:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, good, alright.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  But we are gonna talk about lies and deception.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  No, let's talk about my grievances.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so outside you, outside you.

• 36:36Speaker 02

  I saw the whole thing.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  You lie.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  In two times.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  You said in segment.

• 36:42Speaker 02

  I did, I watched it in segment.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  This is what.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  I just am uncomfortable whenever I watch myself anyway.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Me too, dude. Just say that.

• 36:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so anyway, so anyway, he didn't see it. So that's why I haven't.

• 36:53Speaker 02

  I saw it.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  And I didn't see, if, let me say something. Am I in Mo?

• 36:57Speaker 02

  What's up?

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  Your show?

• 36:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. When I get a guest spot, I'll watch it.

• 37:03Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 37:04Speaker 02

  Well, it's a masterpiece, so you should definitely.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  I heard it's great, a great show, season two. It's out now on Netflix.

• 37:10Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  You had, um, Barboza on it.

• 37:13Speaker 02

  I did have Ralph in there.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  What a young talent.

• 37:16Speaker 02

  He's amazing. Such a good vibe, bro. Such a nice dude, bro. Such a like, easy person to work with, so fun to work with.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  He has a, um, like a Chauncey Gardner thing, if I may. You probably don't know that reference.

• 37:28Speaker 02

  I don't know that reference.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a movie called.

• 37:30Speaker 02

  I definitely wanted to pretend though. Oh, yes.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:33Speaker 02

  You know how people.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  One of my favorite movies is called Being There. And Peter Sellers plays a guy, he just has, Peter Sellers is just this positive, vibrant, you know what I mean? Just that, you can just tell he's all love.

• 37:44Speaker 02

  No, he is, man.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  And that's what I feel about Ralph Barboza.

• 37:47Speaker 02

  I, I absolutely just like, I think he's a great kid, man. Very talented.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Who are your enemies in comedy?

• 37:54Speaker 02

  I have no enemies. I am my worst enemy.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 37:59Speaker 02

  King, king, king, king, king, king.

• 38:04Speaker 02

  Bro, where was that from? He was Senegalese.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm, I'm doing a North Korean version of that.

• 38:09Speaker 02

  Is that what it is? Okay.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause Kim Jong-un has a thick tongue.

• 38:14Speaker 02

  I'm doing a show next week in North Korea, so I appreciate you.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  Are you really?

• 38:17Speaker 02

  No, I'm not.

• 38:19Speaker 02

  Me and Dennis Rodman.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:21Speaker 02

  Hello, everybody.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, what a rough show that would be.

• 38:24Speaker 02

  That would be so bad.

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  You can't do any references, like, you remember the Lord of the Rings? They don't know what, what's going on.

• 38:30Speaker 02

  What about these South Koreans? Yeah, am I right?

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Even cell phones, you can't talk about. You hit it with your cellphone, they don't know.

• 38:38Speaker 02

  Oh, true.

• 38:39Speaker 03

  No drink minimum?

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  No drink minimum, yeah, yeah. They just give you, um, the blood of other Koreans.

• 38:46Speaker 02

  So bad.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Dang, dude. That's bad. What a dark place.

• 38:48Speaker 02

  Oh my God, how did we get here?

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, we're going back to the darkness?

• 38:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, no, no, it's fine.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Let's, let's be all about the light.

• 38:56Speaker 02

  That's always.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:57Speaker 03

  Can I say something positive about Mo's show? The woman who plays your mom is fantastic.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say yes or no.

• 39:03Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  When you ask a question, I have to answer.

• 39:06Speaker 03

  Okay. Can I say something about Mo's show?

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 39:09Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 39:12Speaker 03

  The woman who plays your mom is fantastic. I think you guys did an awesome job there. Watching your show made me realize my mom is a person.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  Oh, that's dope. That's really incredible.

• 39:22Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 39:23Speaker 02

  It was really eerie, actually. When I booked her, when I cast her in the show, she sent me a WhatsApp message, just, you know, I can't wait to work on the show, this kind of thing. And I was on my mom's house in the living room, listening to her message. And my mom comes from the sunroom over and she's like, I don't remember sending you a message today. I was like, Mom, this is not you. This is fake you. It was just so crazy. And she had the same story where she fled the Gulf War in Kuwait. And, you know, she's from Nablus, right next to our village. So it was literally the same experience as I had coming to America. It was pretty.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you weren't born here then?

• 39:59Speaker 02

  No, I wasn't. I was born in Kuwait. Why are you judging me?

• 40:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:02Speaker 02

  I saw that. Oh, you weren't born here.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 40:05Speaker 02

  You weren't born here either. How about that? How does that feel?

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was born in San Diego.

• 40:10Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that's true. San Diego, yes.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  What's difficult though, and I'm gonna get serious, not about the darkness.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, go ahead.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  But what I'm saying is, is that, because my parents grew up during the Korean War as kids.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  I can't tell if you're being serious.

• 40:25Speaker 03

  This is so.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  He shifts.

• 40:27Speaker 02

  When he shifts, he's like, I don't know.

• 40:28Speaker 03

  They're so fast. Be serious.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I shift quickly. Do you know why?

• 40:32Speaker 02

  Because.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm dynamic.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 40:35Speaker 03

  See, it shift back.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm a dynamic person.

• 40:38Speaker 02

  All right, cool.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And I don't like the disrespect going there.

• 40:41Speaker 02

  No, I have no disrespect. I want to hear about your parents.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  I've been around for a very long time. You know that.

• 40:45Speaker 02

  I want to, yes, I do.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  I work in different areas of this business.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  All kinds of.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  And I like people to talk to me in a certain way.

• 40:50Speaker 02

  I apologize.

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  And also, I want to say this, right? Um, when I buy you something, make it cheaper than mine.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  Yes, I agree. I definitely agree with that. It should be cheaper.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  And also, if you're gonna have the chicken, just say it's good.

• 41:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's really good. Especially when you're not paying the bill.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 41:04Speaker 02

  You just say it's delicious. Yeah, we're not looking, you're not, you're not some food critic.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude, yeah, yeah.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Nobody's trying to say like, oh, this needs a hint of shut the fuck up. That's what I mean.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  Do you work for the Michelin star? I mean, you don't know nothing about food, right?

• 41:18Speaker 02

  Well.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Hot wings, wait, wait, Wingstop is the only reference you had with those chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:23Speaker 02

  That's really terrible.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 41:25Speaker 02

  If Wingstop is your only reference, it's really upsetting, honestly.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Let's go back to Sirius.

• 41:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's cool. No, I really want to hear about your parents.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  So my dad, um, you know, he never went to school because he sold gum.

• 41:35Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And, um, he pickpocketed American soldiers.

• 41:40Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He was a street guy. He, he was a gang kid. And then he, um, his house burned down. He saw his friends burned alive. My mom, you know, I've told this story before, when she was a kid, she was like nine or 10. She was walking her, my aunt to school and a military truck ran her over. And they had to pick my aunt's body up, because she was like seven or eight, with rice bags and bury them. You know what I mean? And then they come here to America, right? And, um, their son's doing crystal meth.

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And like, just like, all Fs in school, you know what I mean? Smoking weed. And it's like, but it was, they were so hard on me because, um, they probably were like, this kid has no gratitude, you know what I mean? But it's like, when you have your kids here in America, they become Americans.

• 42:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I wish I had a better appreciation and understanding of what they went through, you know what I mean? Because I just couldn't really grasp it really, because it's like, I'm surfing and shit, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

• 42:39Speaker 02

  I'd smack the shit out of you.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  All day long, you know what I mean? And that's just like no pussy, that's just me in the air.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  But how, how do you know you're not like dealing with like generational trauma?

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying, I think I do.

• 42:52Speaker 02

  Like acting out. Because it's actually proven that DNA carries memories. It's a fact.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 42:58Speaker 02

  Scientific fact, that DNA carries memories. So you don't even know what's happening inside of you. I mean, is that part of it? I don't know, I'm not there, you know, I'm not a professional diagnosis thing.

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right, I think you're right.

• 43:08Speaker 02

  But also, it could be, it could, could very well be. I mean, that's like some really, really traumatic things that you just.

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like whenever I see a rice bag, you know what I mean, go, auntie? Anyway, um.

• 43:18Speaker 02

  I can't, I really don't wanna laugh at that. I hate you so much for making me laugh at that.

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  I never met you, but, you know. Rest in peace. Anyway, um, did your, did your parents go through the heart? Hey, guy.

• 43:30Speaker 02

  How was crystal meth, though? I'm just curious. Not, I would never do it.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, dude, it's one of the best drugs that they've ever created.

• 43:38Speaker 02

  That's so horrible. Don't do this, kids. It's horrible.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Don't do it, but do it. You know what I mean? That's what our message is.

• 43:43Speaker 02

  Don't do anything. Please don't.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what it feels like. You're...

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  Ladies and gentlemen, adults and witnesses. Legendary comedy icon Billy Burr, my friend, my dear friend, is coming out to Hulu on March 14th with his new hilarious stand-up special. Let me say, say, say something. Can I say something? Please do. I have one in this, this series too. Oh, wow. Right? Gaffigan, Maniscalco, Santino, everyone's going here. Frankie Kinnonis, right? They're, that's his last name, right? Ola Kital. Get Bill's provocative. It's not even provocative. It's inspiring. Unfiltered and honest, very honest. Point of view on everything from merit. I don't need to even know. That's a surprise. I'm not gonna give away stuff. Bill furiously pushes, everyone knows who Bill Burr is. I don't know why I have to pitch it.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling you right now, he's the best in the business. He's on the Mount Rushmore of comics right now. You have to watch it. He doesn't put no, nothing bad. In his first Hulu stand-up special, no topic is off limits. This is blah, blah, all right? I don't even wanna read this because everyone knows they're gonna watch it. Everyone's gonna watch it.

• 44:59Speaker 05

  See the new hilarious stand-up special, Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years, streaming on Hulu, March 14th.

• 45:09Speaker 02

  Please don't.

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what it feels like. You're... Yeah. What's... Why you laughing?

• 45:16Speaker 02

  You're already terrifying me.

• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  This is scary.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  Are you on...

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna build a gazebo. You literally get the woods and the hammers, right?

• 45:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  And then, that's not even finished, right? And then you're digging a pool.

• 45:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  In your backyard, right? And you're also doing your taxes at the same time. You're doing all these things, right? And then you wanna jerk off, right? So then you do, "I'm gonna jerk off," right? And 12 hours later, you can't come. And your penis looks like a dog dick. It's like red, bleeding, you know what I mean?

• 45:44Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  Medical books, I used... Because we didn't have porn back in the...

• 45:48Speaker 02

  I gotta, I gotta be honest. I really regret asking this.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  Why, why, why, why, why? I'm gonna tell you.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  So, I check out these medical books, you know what I mean? At, from my school. Because there was no porn, there's no, you know, in this eight, early 80s, right? Right? And so I would, you'll be like, "This is a breast," you know what I mean? Like a medical book. And I would furiously jerk off to it, because there was no porn, you know what I mean? Yeah, and I would just cum all over the medical book and then just check it back into school, you know what I mean?

• 46:11Speaker 02

  No, you wouldn't.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and it's... The pages are stuck together. But, uh, yeah, it was, it's a crazy drug, but, um, I stopped doing it at 17, I got sober.

• 46:22Speaker 03

  Alhamdulillah.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  That's great, bro.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Alhamdulillah.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  Alhamdulillah, for real, bro.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 46:26Speaker 02

  How did you... I'm so glad you got off of it, though, 17.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, I've had slippages.

• 46:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  With other drugs.

• 46:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  But now I have, a couple of, a month ago, I had three years of sobriety.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  Amazing, man, congrats, bro.

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  And I feel very clear.

• 46:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  And I'm feeling all my emotions. And sometimes it's painful.

• 46:43Speaker 02

  No, of course.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  You don't have any addictions?

• 46:45Speaker 02

  Cigarettes.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, you and I smoked.

• 46:46Speaker 02

  I, I, man, I, cigarettes is like my worst... I can't, I can't, bro. I tried to quit last year in May.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:56Speaker 02

  And the first two days, I was like, "I'm killing it, I'm doing great." The third day, you would think that I was, and like, I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I was like, "Ohhhhh." Sweating profusely. I was just under so much stress, I was redoing the house at the same time, like, "This is a terrible time to quit."

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  You were on meth, too.

• 47:15Speaker 02

  I was, it was unbelievable, like, I did not know...

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  That's why you gotta try Zipx.

• 47:20Speaker 02

  Zipx.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  The number one nicotine new toothpick.

• 47:23Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 47:24Speaker 02

  Honestly...

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  Have you had these?

• 47:25Speaker 02

  I hate people who do like ads and stuff, but genuinely, this was made for me.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do we have any Zipx here, bags? We're gonna find some

• 47:35Speaker 02

  This is incredible.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  Infused with nicotine and they really did help. I quit for two years.

• 47:40Speaker 02

  With these?

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  And then Jesse Johnson, you know her?

• 47:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she got me back on tour. She got me back.

• 47:45Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  And so that's another question.

• 47:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that's good because it's like the

• 47:51Speaker 02

  No, cigarettes is like my worst thing for sure.

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  Have you, are you addicted to cigarettes?

• 47:55Speaker 03

  Uh, I was addicted to everything, not crystal meth.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  I noticed you smoked a cigarette now, though.

• 47:59Speaker 03

  No, I don't. I quit everything.

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not like a hot sand. We're cool.

• 48:02Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 48:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I gotta smoke, bro. I have a problem. No, no, no, no. I'm just saying in general, like I have.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you can have a smoke break and come back in. You want to do that?

• 48:10Speaker 02

  I'm having fun. I'm enjoying it. If you want to have a cigarette, now you put it in my head.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:14Speaker 02

  It's in a rod. Why don't we smoke in here? This is terrible.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  EJ, if we can't find some, we'll order some, okay? Okay, so anyway.

• 48:20Speaker 02

  That's sick, though. I would definitely use that.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Dude, they're the best. They really do work.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. I need something.

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  So do you, um, but no drugs? Have you smoked weed?

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I smoke weed.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Now?

• 48:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Have you done hallucinogenics?

• 48:32Speaker 02

  Like, what, like mushrooms?

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no.

• 48:36Speaker 02

  Like acid?

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  Basil, yeah.

• 48:38Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know. It's a sliding scale of hallucinogens.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah. I mean, so you've done some form of hallucinogenics?

• 48:44Speaker 02

  I've done, I've done chocolate mushrooms on a very small scale.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Microdose.

• 48:47Speaker 02

  Microdose.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So have you done?

• 48:49Speaker 02

  I get too scared with that stuff, bro. I get too like paranoid. I'm like, oh.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  Any kind of opium?

• 48:55Speaker 02

  Never, no, never.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Like, um, heroin or Vicodin or anything like that?

• 48:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 49:00Speaker 02

  I have Vicodin after like, you know, a hospital thing, you know?

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, of course. Of course. So you're not a drug addict?

• 49:05Speaker 02

  But I'm not really, like, I'm also very legal because I really don't trust pharmaceutical companies. I'll hold something for like a year. I'll have them. Yeah, more maybe.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  And, um, so you smoked weed and you

• 49:16Speaker 02

  I smoked weed.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm getting to a point, okay?

• 49:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  You smoked weed and you've done hallucinogenics.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  Oh, boy. The way you frame that is terrible.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  Do you think that, um,

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Allah would approve?

• 49:28Speaker 03

  Oh, don't do this, Bobby. No, no, Bobby, don't.

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  Let's get serious.

• 49:31Speaker 03

  Don't bring Allah in here.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa. No sudden hand movements.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  No, no. Hey, hey. I have to clear my throat for the response.

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  In the Quran, would

• 49:41Speaker 03

  This is not okay.

• 49:43Speaker 02

  It's not, no.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  I don't like this at all.

• 49:45Speaker 02

  It's okay. You can go with it.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  I have to ask these questions. I'm a journalist.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm a very serious journalist, right? Do you think Allah would approve?

• 49:55Speaker 02

  Well, I would never speak, uh,

• 49:59Speaker 02

  On the divines. I love that answer. Absolutely not, but what I would say is that, what I would say, each individual person has their own experiences and whatever the intent is behind that is subjective due to the ruling that exists within the theology itself. So it depends if I am, say for instance, if I have, if I have like severe pain and I would rather smoke weed rather than take pharmaceuticals, you know, there is, there is, you know, a debate that could be had, whether that's there or not, whether God would, would be okay with this or not, that's a wholly different conversation that certainly you or I are not really, you know, able to answer those questions ourselves because you

• 50:42Speaker 02

  always leave it to those individuals that, that are studied and learned in theology. I know what you're doing! To answer the questions appropriate. I'm a hawk! Now, if I'm doing those things, if I, if, yes, I have sinned in my life, but this is the beauty of Islam, it's like you have the ability to repent to God and your intention, your intention is, don't get, don't get. You're a journalist. Okay. Your intent, your intent. Let's go to even more. Your intent is only between you and the divine. And again, like what God is, is, you know, the way it was explained to me is like your incomprehension of God is your comprehension of God. It's actually a beautiful thing, you just miss because you're uncomfortable. And I know you're uncomfortable because you're not.

• 51:27Speaker 02

  Anyway, let's move on from, we'll get off the topic now. I get it, I get it, I'm sorry. Discuss them like a normal human. All right, all right! Hey, you asked the question, bro. Okay, so you're right. And I get it, and I, that line of questioning was wrong. I don't mess around with it. I know, you don't fuck around. Yeah, I think it's fine, I think you should just be ready for, you know, sophisticated answers. Is it gonna be a season three or no?

• 51:50Speaker 02

  No, I'm not gonna do it. No, probably not.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 51:52Speaker 02

  I'm gonna do a movie. I'm gonna go off.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  What kind of movie? You've written it already?

• 51:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've written a couple of movies.

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  Alright. And, you know, um, you think I'm a good actor?

• 52:03Speaker 02

  I do.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Maybe a job?

• 52:06Speaker 02

  Well, if you stop asking these ridiculous questions.

• 52:11Speaker 02

  Stop laughing, guys. You got a job here.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's, that's real interesting. Let me say something.

• 52:15Speaker 02

  No, honestly, honestly, yes.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  No, stop, stop it for a second. Let me tell you something, okay?

• 52:20Speaker 02

  I'll be real with you, yes. You're so funny on set, bro.

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  In Star Trek, in Star Trek, right, there was first contact. And what was the first race that the humans, American, I mean, not Americans, but hu- hu- hu- mankind ru- run into? In Star Trek, Vulcans, right? And what did the first Vulcan do to the human?

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  Live long and prosper. And that's my mentality. Okay? So my questioning was out of love. Live long and prosper.

• 52:51Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay? You're not a Star Trek fan, I feel.

• 52:55Speaker 02

  No, no, I am. See, I can do it.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  I know you can do it. Yeah. But this is how you fucking do shockers. You do two fingers and it rips up the butthole. What?

• 53:03Speaker 02

  Can you do that?

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there we go.

• 53:04Speaker 02

  Shut up.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What are we doing here, dude? Yeah, I could do that. Yeah, anyway, what are we doing here?

• 53:11Speaker 02

  I don't know, you started.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So what I'm saying is, is that, so you're gonna do a movie?

• 53:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  And my line of questioning has been pushing me away from doing a pro- like, any role in your movie.

• 53:23Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:23Speaker 02

  No.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Just think of me.

• 53:25Speaker 02

  Honestly, I will. A hundred percent. You already are.

• 53:29Speaker 03

  Like a liquor store guy, or like, you need like a, you know, that kind of a thing?

• 53:33Speaker 02

  Like a...

• 53:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, like a...

• 53:34Speaker 02

  Production assistant?

• 53:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, or like a, you know...

• 53:38Speaker 02

  How dare you say that?

• 53:39Speaker 03

  Sushi chef?

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, continue, continue.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  Like a...

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:42Speaker 02

  No, sincerely, people will be so lucky.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  I guarantee you, not gonna... It's not gonna go well for you.

• 53:47Speaker 00

  The comedy.

• 53:49Speaker 02

  Honestly, no, no cap, seriously, like, people would be very lucky to have you. You're so funny on set.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, Andrew and I have a Hulu animation show that we're doing a pilot for.

• 53:57Speaker 02

  Brilliant.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  If it gets picked up, we're gonna have you on it.

• 53:59Speaker 02

  I would love to do it.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You're out.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, think, no, know this, so, oh, check this out. Check this out, right, dude? I'm gonna play Hawaii.

• 54:09Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  We haven't dated yet, but I'm gonna do the Hawaii Theater. And I go, do you wanna come, right? I go, but it depends on your attitude, right? You're out so far. You gotta get back into Hawaii.

• 54:18Speaker 03

  Wait, when did I get out?

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, about calling me like, ugly and fat.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  You know, that, that hurts.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  You.

• 54:25Speaker 02

  I told you not to share that.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Doing this, rubbing in my face, after saying that I should be a sushi chef in this fucking movie?

• 54:32Speaker 02

  I would never hire you as a sushi chef in a movie.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  You would make me never, dude, if I wrote you a role, and you, you gotta be this guy with a turban, and you wouldn't do, and an accent, you wouldn't do it, right?

• 54:42Speaker 02

  Of course not.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  You're right. So, we're, we're, you and I are casting a KKK sitcom.

• 54:48Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 54:49Speaker 00

  Created by you guys?

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, created by, uh, NBC, Peacock, right? And it's, it's a six KKK members, right, and, and NBC wants us to do a comedy, and we would really like to do comics, male comics.

• 55:02Speaker 02

  I mean, you gotta have [BLEEP] in there.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  So, [BLEEP] would be cast [BLEEP], right? Santino, I think.

• 55:06Speaker 03

  No.

• 55:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, let's throw him in there, cause you want him in there.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  I do want him in there.

• 55:09Speaker 02

  Let's do it.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  I got one.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:11Speaker 03

  Bargatze.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  Nate Bargatze.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  Southern accent.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  That's so good.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  He's on a horse.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  But he's the one that is also an insurance salesman.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  So, he's the one, I, I can't take my hood off.

• 55:21Speaker 02

  It's always the clean comics.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 55:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, whatever, bro, what else do you do?

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  We have to have a gay one, you know what I mean? So, um.

• 55:28Speaker 03

  Tim?

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  Oh, my god, yeah.

• 55:36Speaker 02

  I thought Tony Hinchcliffe.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, Tony.

• 55:38Speaker 03

  Tony Hinchcliffe is the gay one.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Tony Hinchcliffe would be the gay one.

• 55:40Speaker 02

  Anybody that just walks around Texas going, fuck ya!

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Tony, that's you.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  And just play yourself.

• 55:49Speaker 02

  Fuck ya!

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fuck ya! So, then we have that, right, this is great. We gotta get a fat one, so Tim Dillon.

• 55:55Speaker 03

  Tim Dillon's gotta be it, yeah, absolutely.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then the last role, um, let's do, um, comic, but that's like, that wouldn't be the mo-most, um, common one.

• 56:05Speaker 02

  You gotta stunt cast, you gotta stunt cast, baby.

• 56:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, someone's gonna be crazy.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna do a crazy one, that's like, and they're, they have to contemplate it.

• 56:11Speaker 03

  Uh, Moshe Kasher. Oh my god.

• 56:14Speaker 02

  That's so random.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  It's so random good.

• 56:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  He's Jewish, is he?

• 56:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's the con point.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  We know, we'll put him on the, you know what? He's being pinned.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, okay, okay.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  All right, we're gonna make an offer.

• 56:25Speaker 03

  Check a veil.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  Let's see.

• 56:27Speaker 03

  Check a veil.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  Check a veil. Check a veil, right. But let's put him in the mix. Put him in the mix.

• 56:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  So that's very good. You're casting director now for the movie.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  Okay, cool, sounds good.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um, very good, thank you. Um, so I say Fortune Feimster, but...

• 56:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:41Speaker 03

  That's a fortune.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but let's put her in the mix.

• 56:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Who else would be, um...

• 56:46Speaker 02

  She would be hilarious, actually.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  She would be fucking so hilarious. Yeah, she would be so hilarious.

• 56:50Speaker 02

  She might be the funniest one.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh...

• 56:51Speaker 02

  Just because you don't see it coming and takes off the thing and he's like, "What's going on here?" Like, what?

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I got it. I got it. Chappelle Lacy.

• 57:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  And he doesn't, the comedy is, you know, "I'm white, guys, too. I grew up in Phoenix."

• 57:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  Because he was a cheerleader with white cheerleaders.

• 57:09Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 57:10Speaker 02

  I don't know the story.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's in a punk band with white people.

• 57:13Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  He's very white.

• 57:14Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  So that's, that's the ca- what do you think? Moshe or him?

• 57:17Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Casting director?

• 57:19Speaker 03

  I like Moshe because of the glasses. There's something funny about a KKK guy with thick glasses.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, yeah, so there's like, they're...

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Like a KKK guy that reads a lot?

• 57:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 57:29Speaker 02

  Just really astute?

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um...

• 57:31Speaker 02

  Good with the books?

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  There's a, there's a scene where, um, they're, they're gonna blow something up, right?

• 57:36Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  And then Moshe feels uncomfortable. And there's a thing throughout the movie where he gets uncomfortable. He pushes his glasses in a little bit.

• 57:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:43Speaker 02

  He's like, "I don't know. What are we gonna do? This is a lot of pressure. I don't know what's happening."

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  All the blacks? Yeah. What do we call it here, this movie? Yeah?

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  The white wind.

• 57:56Speaker 02

  The white wind?

• 57:57Speaker 03

  Ooh, I like the white wind.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:58Speaker 03

  It's good.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Not wind, win.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  Win.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:01Speaker 03

  Even better.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. White winners. Winners, winners.

• 58:05Speaker 03

  Winners.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 58:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. What do you think?

• 58:08Speaker 02

  I'm thinking about it.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're really?

• 58:09Speaker 02

  Titles are a very tricky thing.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  They're very tricky. What's your show called?

• 58:11Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 58:12Speaker 02

  It's called Mo.

• 58:15Speaker 03

  So tricky.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Pretty tricky.

• 58:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot of thought that went into that.

• 58:19Speaker 02

  A lot of thought went into it, to be honest with you.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  I have a show called Bobby.

• 58:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  It'd be two years to come up with that.

• 58:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  Anyway...

• 58:26Speaker 02

  It's a thing.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what, yeah, uh, give me a name.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  I don't have one right now.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 58:29Speaker 02

  Fine. I gotta brainstorm.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  But by the end of this podcast?

• 58:32Speaker 02

  S chat GPT. Let's see what he comes up with.

• 58:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's very, yeah, that's very good. Yeah. It's telling me to...

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Actually, come up with...

• 58:39Speaker 03

  It's telling me to reconsider.

• 58:42Speaker 02

  Giving me a whole lecture on satire. I'm gonna be honest with you, the whole time we were doing it, I was reconsidering this whole thing. So ChatGPT definitely has a point.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this racy, what we're doing?

• 58:56Speaker 02

  I don't know, it just all depends on how you cut it this thing.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  No, it's gonna be great, because we're not really getting deep into the political atmosphere. I know that I seen a lot of interviews with you, where you get asked some heavy fucking questions.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  Bro, so heavy all the time. It's so refreshing not to do that.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's also, you're so funny, that when you're bogged down with seriousness, it's hard to have some levity.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, bro, I pop into interviews and they're like, "How was it recreating the death of your father? Recreating the scenes with your deceased grandmother?" I'm like, "Bro, it's really hard."

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  Have you cried, really?

• 59:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, bro, I get so emotional, it's like, hard, man.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go, we got it.

• 59:35Speaker 02

  This was top five.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  Top five.

• 59:36Speaker 02

  Top five.

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  Hoods in the hood.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  That's, that could be number one, right?

• 59:45Speaker 02

  It is listed as number.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  The cluckers.

• 59:47Speaker 02

  Okay, I don't like that one, I don't like that one. I love the descriptions, I like, "I play on words, highlighting the absurdity of bigots in a changing world."

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  We have Burning Stupid.

• 59:56Speaker 02

  That's dumb, no.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Sheets and Giggles.

• 59:59Speaker 02

  That's the one.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  That could be.

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  That's a.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Grand Wizards of Nothing.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  Honestly, that's a great title. Five is good.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  Five is, that, Five is the thing.

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  Five is like a legitimately good movie name.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  And then you, people walk around with a shirt that says GWN. You know what I mean?

• 1:00:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A jab at their self-important, yet utterly pointless existence.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Ted.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  Wow. A very funny.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  That's very funny.

• 1:00:23Speaker 02

  Description. A dark comedic pun that highlights their idiocy, rather than ideology.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Dude, we don't even need, I don't think networks and promotion people even have those people. You know, be coming up with these lingo's and, you know, these sayings.

• 1:00:35Speaker 02

  Yo, that's funny.

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  You could just go to ChatGPT.

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  It's funny, because ChatGPT was trying to talk you out of it, and he was like, "No, no, please recreate." Don't make you do it. And then they're like, "All right, here's Five." Fire idea.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  And I have, I have.

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  I wonder if ChatGPT like, changes mind after it saw the titles, like, "You know what? Five actually has something."

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:55Speaker 02

  I'm reconsidering my first statement.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, come up with a script.

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  With the sitcom script, please, because we have to do a scene.

• 1:01:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna come up with, and I'm gonna come up with. Accent, man.

• 1:01:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, come up on the accent. That would be fun. That would be funnier for you to play.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man. What's going on, guys?

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  And like, yeah, I would much rather do that. I'm always on that side.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:13Speaker 02

  Like, picking guys that do things.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to build my social media, man, so I don't want one of the hood. You know what I mean? I want people to see me. You know what I mean? Something like that. So, anyway, um, but would you? I have no hatred toward them.

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  Towards who?

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  White racists.

• 1:01:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  Do you?

• 1:01:29Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  In fact, if somebody was in a motorcycle accident and they had a KKK symbol on their jacket or whatever, I would help them.

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  I think that's what, uh, literally, doctors and nurses have to sign off. Like, they can't, like, not treat you based off of your.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  I have no hatred toward them, though.

• 1:01:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you?

• 1:01:50Speaker 03

  Not really.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  No hatred towards what?

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Racism. Like, no, no, no, that's not right. I have hatred toward racism.

• 1:01:57Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, what are you talking about?

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  That's true. I hate it. I hate racism. But I just don't, you know, I mean, people are, like, born with these ideologies imprinted in their brain.

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  They're frogs.

• 1:02:07Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:02:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's like, you know, um, if you grew up a Mormon, in a Mormon family, you're gonna probably become a Mormon.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Right? Same thing, right? You're just in- in- in- um, instilled in you as a young person. I can't really talk, but, um, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  Because what you're saying is beautiful.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 1:02:25Speaker 03

  Because what you're saying is beautiful.

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  And that's why I'm stuttering?

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, nah.

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  Shaka, you're gonna go to Hawaii, right?

• 1:02:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Shaka.

• 1:02:33Speaker 02

  And get you some Hawaiian wings.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:34Speaker 02

  See how those go. You should just do a segment where he's just, like, reviewing wings everywhere.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  Every time he's gonna go, nah, Wingstop's gone.

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  The fucked up part is he's gonna get a Wingstop deal. He's gonna be making more money than always.

• 1:02:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:49Speaker 02

  That's the fucked up part. It could happen. Never mind. Don't do it.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Look at his face. If there was a live-action version of Jabba the Hutt, just look at the eyes.

• 1:02:58Speaker 03

  MMA Jabba the Hutt?

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Ha, ha, ha. You do the laugh. Ha, ha, ha. No.

• 1:03:06Speaker 02

  No?

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  That's Yoda.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  No, you're out.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  That's Yoda dying.

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, I lost the rules.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  When your baby was born.

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  Yes. Yes, when my baby boy was born, yes.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  Look, look at the eyes.

• 1:03:17Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, that's so.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah.

• 1:03:19Speaker 02

  So rude. Unfortunately, pretty perfect.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. And so you understand my thing about your nose?

• 1:03:26Speaker 02

  It's really messed up because I keep looking at his Jabba's eyes and I keep looking at your eyes.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, it's.

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  I kind of see resemblance.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Alex, you're right. You have the eyes, but Jabba has his nose.

• 1:03:39Speaker 03

  Okay, he doesn't have eyes.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so wow, it's a combo deal. Thank you so much for that observation, Alex. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, he has your chin, too.

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  There it is. Boom.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  Got him.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 1:03:53Speaker 02

  I literally was stretching out.

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  This is disappearing, dude.

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:57Speaker 03

  Come on, dude.

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  It's going to, it's turning to this. Yes. Just to the distance, fading away.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  Ah, yeah, yeah. Very good slam, though. What's, what's this?

• 1:04:06Speaker 03

  Houston?

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, you want to come to Houston, Texas?

• 1:04:09Speaker 03

  He wants to be here.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not doing Houston. You want to do Houston with me? All right, you, you, you gotta be a little more positive.

• 1:04:15Speaker 03

  Okay, positive shit.

• 1:04:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I should come to Houston, it'll be fun.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Have you had your baby?

• 1:04:18Speaker 02

  Yes, when I had my baby.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Because I talked to a lot of comics about their baby.

• 1:04:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Whitney, et cetera, et cetera.

• 1:04:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, Whitney and his baby is like a month apart.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Right. And they say, um, Bobby, it's a love that you'll never know until you have one. Is that true?

• 1:04:34Speaker 02

  I forgot that I had a baby boy until you just said it.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  You have only one baby, right?

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just had my first baby.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  A, a, a lot of comics say, you know, when I go on the road and I come home, like on the plane, I get excited to see my kids.

• 1:04:49Speaker 02

  No, 100%.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  Is that true?

• 1:04:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, it's 100%. No, it's the, it's, it's so cliche, but it's sincerely like the greatest thing I've ever done in my life.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when you walk into a, I, I think Andrew Schultz said that on Bad Friends, it's not out yet, but.

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  Schultz says it is cliche because it's like, all those things are true.

• 1:05:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  When you walk into the house and you see your son, what's the feeling?

• 1:05:09Speaker 02

  Just seeing a little version of yourself like running up to you, it's just like nothing else matters. Like nothing else ma- like this is the most important thing that I've ever done in my life.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  He goes daddy.

• 1:05:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, he goes baba. He says baba, yeah.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  Does he cry or no?

• 1:05:23Speaker 02

  No, he doesn't really cry much at all.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  Did he jump on you?

• 1:05:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, he jumps on me, jumps up and hugs me. But he's also like so attached to his mom because she's still breastfeeding after almost fifteen months. So he's just like.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Let's just hope your son get your, your wife's body.

• 1:05:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't even know how strong I am. Why are you saying that?

• 1:05:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's awful.

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  You don't know. Why don't I just pick you up and throw you across?

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  I know how strong you are. You're fucking super strong.

• 1:05:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  Sweet dreams, you threw me a couple of times.

• 1:05:49Speaker 02

  No, I did not.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  You were a little bit aggressive.

• 1:05:51Speaker 02

  But that was because you were coming at me.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  Those were called the Korean hellos and hugs.

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, is that why you did this? That's not a Korean hello. Off your nose, you're like, hey.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  That's Eskimo kiss.

• 1:06:01Speaker 02

  My chest?

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're taller than me. I couldn't reach up there, alright?

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  It was nice.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  I always do Eskimo kiss on the chest.

• 1:06:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was actually going through a lot, so it was nice.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  If I was a dwarf, I would be doing your penis. Alright, it's just the way I do Eskimo kisses. What's wrong? Is this wrong?

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  No, it's.

• 1:06:16Bobby Lee?

  Everybody's looking at me like, ah, shut the fuck up, you know what I mean?

• 1:06:20Speaker 02

  It, it really feels like when you have a kid, when you have a child, like for me, at least from my perspective, from my lens, I see him and I'm like, ah. There's, there's a, there's like a half of me that exists on this earth. And then whatever I don't get to, or like he can do it. Like I feel, I feel youthful again. I feel very young.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  You think your son's gonna be a famous headliner?

• 1:06:43Speaker 02

  He's gonna be a beast, bro. Whatever he's gonna do, he's gonna be incredible. I know it, I already know it.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  And George, George has two, and that's the.

• 1:06:50Speaker 02

  He's already so smart.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  That's the predicament.

• 1:06:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  And I'm not saying, I don't know your kid, I don't know your kid, but every parent, every parent.

• 1:06:58Speaker 02

  I know, no, I'm very objective.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  Is gonna be, oh, this is the president of the United States.

• 1:07:03Speaker 02

  I'm objective.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Or he works at Subway.

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  I promise you, I'm so objective.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Either, either way.

• 1:07:08Speaker 02

  I'm so, I am so, so objective, bro. I'm telling you right now, like, I'm not putting this on myself, like whatever, I just want him to be sincerely like happy.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:17Speaker 02

  Like I really just want him to be like happy and, and grounded.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, dude. What a beautiful family.

• 1:07:24Speaker 03

  Beautiful.

• 1:07:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  That kid is like a toy.

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's a toy.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  It's like Hasbro made him. He's the cutest thing I've ever fucking seen. What, what, what are you laughing, dude?

• 1:07:34Speaker 03

  Hasbro's fun.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you this right now, when you have a baby, we'll see.

• 1:07:37Speaker 03

  He's gonna be beautiful.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:39Speaker 03

  Why?

• 1:07:40Speaker 02

  Let's hope so.

• 1:07:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, why wouldn't a child be beautiful?

• 1:07:43Speaker 02

  And he's like, he's so cool, man. He's so cool.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  Everyone look right now.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  Loves girls.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  Everyone look at me right now.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, what's going on? I don't know, I don't really know what you're talking about, bro. It's so weird.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 1:07:55Speaker 02

  It's so weird that you're just like.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:58Speaker 02

  Keep talking about it.

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  And you're gonna have another one?

• 1:08:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I wanna have another one, yeah. For sure.

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  How many you gonna have?

• 1:08:04Speaker 02

  As many as I can have, honestly. If I can have a dozen, I would have a dozen.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  Don't have a dozen, what are you, Snow White?

• 1:08:11Speaker 02

  Or Palestinian.

• 1:08:13Speaker 03

  He's gotta repopulate.

• 1:08:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:16Bobby Lee?

  Repopulate, yeah.

• 1:08:17Speaker 02

  Very sad, dark joke, but yeah.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, no, for real, like, he's, he's, he's so dope, bro.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  It's so, I'm obsessed, and there we go, that's what I'm talking about.

• 1:08:26Speaker 02

  Oh, that's so fucked up.

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  That's not fucked up, dude.

• 1:08:29Speaker 02

  Is that, is that you?

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not, dude, trust me, that's not the moon.

• 1:08:33Speaker 03

  Camera tricks. You don't, don't listen to that. That's a trick with the camera.

• 1:08:37Speaker 02

  Looks like the inside of a kiwi.

• 1:08:42Speaker 02

  I'm sorry, bro.

• 1:08:43Speaker 03

  Don't say funny shit about my.

• 1:08:44Speaker 02

  I apologize, bro. That's the first thing I thought about.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I thought too.

• 1:08:48Speaker 02

  Can we show a picture of a sliced kiwi?

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  Or, or a pomegranate.

• 1:08:53Speaker 02

  Pomegranate, yeah.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I almost said pomegranate, but I feel like.

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  Kiwi's better.

• 1:08:58Speaker 02

  Those little dots, you know?

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's exactly.

• 1:09:04Speaker 02

  It's so wrong.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, also look up anteaters, no, so anyway.

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:09:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, so, um, I'll tell you something, um, my favorite show, I think it's my favorite show of all time, especially the first four seasons. We had, um, one of the guys on, uh, on that show, on this podcast, name is Rob Lowe.

• 1:09:25Speaker 03

  Heard of him.

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, star.

• 1:09:28Speaker 03

  Big star.

• 1:09:28Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  So likeable, but it's, uh, West Wing. Ever seen it?

• 1:09:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen West Wing?

• 1:09:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, incredible show.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:09:35Speaker 03

  I've seen it before, yeah.

• 1:09:37Speaker 02

  I've only, yeah, I've only seen a few episodes or some clips. I was like.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the first four seasons, it's Aaron Sorkin. Anyway, I'm redoing, I'm rewatching it last night.

• 1:09:45Speaker 02

  Oh, cool.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  And it makes me cry that show.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they just have so, it just, he knows how to hit my spots.

• 1:09:51Speaker 02

  It's such a well-written show.

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  It's such a well-written show. It's so addictive to watch. The characters are great. In fact, one time I did a red carpet thing with Bradley Whitford. I couldn't even say anything. Like, I don't want to say, I'm in this movie too. What do you say, right? You just kind of take the photo, right? I think I did a photo with him in a big group shot. But, um, huge fan, but then you think, I was watching the show and you think about this administration. And it's the complete polar opposite of what that is. It's just, you know, this administration is chaotic and negative, I feel like, you know what I mean? And just like crazy and, you know, I'm in the middle politically.

• 1:10:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, um, but I just, it just kind of depresses me. Does it depress you?

• 1:10:34Speaker 02

  No, it doesn't depress me.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  Me either.

• 1:10:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't depress me.

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  Because I think it's good for comedy too, so I get fucked. I really do, I really do. I think it's good for comedy, so I set, I'm torn.

• 1:10:45Speaker 02

  No, it's just sad. I think the whole political landscape is sad, you know, like I'm in the middle. I really am in the middle.

• 1:10:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm in the middle too. I'm in the middle too. I'm seriously in the middle.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  I'm a little Republican, I'm a little bit Democrat, you know, I think that this whole like divisive tactic just to keep us mad at each other.

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is. That's what.

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  And they all get richer and richer. They're all making money, bro. They're all making money. They're all making crazy amounts of money on both sides. They just have different branding. That's all it is.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:10Speaker 02

  Like, there's one that's branding to a particular people and the Democrats are branding to another particular people. And they just, they all hate each other. Fuck you, fuck me, that's great for business. And then we're just, they're all winning. In the end, they're all winning. If the, like, the country really figured it out and everybody started galvanizing, those individuals that just see through it and realize that we're all just getting fucked in the middle, then they would be in trouble, but they don't because everybody's stuck on like, who are you? It's like Bloods of Crips, bro. Are you red or you, are you blue, like?

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, there was many things that they used to do to.

• 1:11:41Speaker 02

  I'm like Kendrick, I want to unite the Bloods of Crips.

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  To control the masses, you know, religion, many years ago, they did that, you know what I mean?

• 1:11:47Speaker 02

  They still do it.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  They still do it as a, and then now it's, you know. With TikTok and you know what I mean?

• 1:11:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, Brendan Circus, right?

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Brendan Circus, right? Sporting events, right? And we have our eye off the ball. And we've, then they've devised places, I mean, situations where we were fighting against each other. And I know what they're doing, but I love watching games.

• 1:12:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:08Bobby Lee?

  And I love video games, so I get conflicted, you know?

• 1:12:11Speaker 02

  I know, I watch them all in recaps. I watch YouTube recaps, yeah, I can't, I can't watch.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm a Premier League guy, so I have to wake up at six in the morning to watch it. Yeah, there's no way, yeah.

• 1:12:20Speaker 02

  I'm a World Cup guy for some.

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:12:21Speaker 02

  I can't keep up with Premier Leagues, bro.

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:12:25Speaker 02

  Like you said, you gotta wake up at six AM, like, I'm not keeping up.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  But do you have a team or no?

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  There's no, there's no club team that you like?

• 1:12:31Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  How about you?

• 1:12:32Speaker 03

  I don't, no, I don't.

• 1:12:33Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:12:33Speaker 03

  I'd like to.

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  I think Liverpool.

• 1:12:35Speaker 03

  Okay, I'm into Liverpool.

• 1:12:36Bobby Lee?

  You know why?

• 1:12:36Speaker 02

  Why?

• 1:12:37Bobby Lee?

  Mo Salah.

• 1:12:38Speaker 02

  Mo Salah, I give from Allah.

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what he looks like, Mo Salah?

• 1:12:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  He looks just like him, go ahead, Mo Salah.

• 1:12:44Speaker 03

  Pull up his nose, I wanna see what his nose looks like.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  No, he, he gotta work, he got work done, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:50Speaker 02

  What is their chant? Mo Salah.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  Dude, there he is.

• 1:12:53Speaker 03

  Hold on, that nose could be, pull up the nose, a little closer, that could be my nose.

• 1:12:57Speaker 02

  Can you look up the chant of Mo Salah too?

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look up the chant.

• 1:13:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  This guy right here, dude, you know, it, it reminds me of, um, um, Sun from Tottenham, you know, we have a Korean guy, you know what I mean? And back in the day, he was like the shit, right? And there is a sense of pride, isn't it, when somebody of your, from where you're from?

• 1:13:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  You know, his ethnically or national, I don't know what it is.

• 1:13:21Speaker 02

  He's Egyptian, yeah.

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  Egyptian, yeah. And when they excel, there is like a feeling of like, oh, that's me almost, is that weird, is that?

• 1:13:29Speaker 02

  Unless it's DJ Khaled, then it's like, ah, fuck.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  Shit. We got Clube A!

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have mine too. Hans Kim, mine's Hans Kim.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  I love you, Hans, yeah, yeah, um, so Mo Salah.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:13:58Speaker 02

  There's more though, there's more.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  We're not gonna do all of it.

• 1:14:00Speaker 02

  We're not gonna do all of it. Can you look up Mo Salah gift from Allah? That's a good one.

• 1:14:06Speaker 03

  Watching all white people yell that is beautiful.

• 1:14:08Bobby Lee?

  It's great.

• 1:14:08Speaker 02

  Oh dude, it's incredible, bro. That's why I want you to look up that one specifically if you wanna.

• 1:14:12Speaker 03

  Cause that's like central.

• 1:14:13Speaker 02

  Ask ChatGPT to do that for you, cause it looks like you're struggling a little bit. He said, "Frayam."

• 1:14:20Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  Goosebumps?

• 1:14:37Speaker 02

  Goosebumps, bro.

• 1:14:52Speaker 02

  Bro, are you kidding me, bro?

• 1:14:53Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 1:14:54Speaker 02

  I got chills.

• 1:14:55Bobby Lee?

  I know, but think of this though, I'm gonna give you a little mind twist here.

• 1:14:58Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:14:59Bobby Lee?

  Right? He's one of the greatest, right?

• 1:15:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  Football players of, of this generation, right? But if he wasn't that, people would be like, "Get out of the way, Sandies."

• 1:15:09Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Right? Yeah, it's because of the fame and his talent.

• 1:15:14Speaker 02

  It's better than what he could've said.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know, there was other.

• 1:15:17Speaker 02

  I appreciate it, yeah.

• 1:15:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there were other things I could've used.

• 1:15:21Bobby Lee?

  I was very thoughtful and I didn't even pause.

• 1:15:23Speaker 02

  Well, I gotta be honest with you.

• 1:15:24Bobby Lee?

  I didn't go sand and pause. Yeah, I did, I said the eyes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like if Colin Kaepernick was like phenomenal quarterback, like if he won a, or went to the Super Bowl, like if he was just killing it, they would've been like, "All right, let's keep him on the team."

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:15:39Speaker 02

  Is that the thing? Is that what you're saying?

• 1:15:40Bobby Lee?

  No, that's the one I'm, I don't know what you're saying.

• 1:15:42Speaker 02

  By the way, I went to the World Cup final, by the way. I went to the Argentina-France final. Easily the greatest sporting event I've ever been to in my entire life.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  Bro, that fucking, um.

• 1:15:53Speaker 02

  I can't believe I was there. It was like the most.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  The kickoff at the end was so dramatic.

• 1:15:57Speaker 02

  Bro, it was, it was incredible. The, the crazy part is like all the goals were scored on my side because they switched. So everything, basically most, most of the goals that were scored in, uh, during runtime was like right there. I saw the whole thing like it was. It was, it was easily the greatest sporting event. I had like one of the most insane three months ever. Where I went to the World Series with the Astros, which I love World Series baseball. And then I went to, hold on, hold on, it gets better. And then, and then I go to, and then I go to Argentina, France final, which was like. I'll never go to another game like that ever again. It's some, I don't think it's ever possible.

• 1:16:35Bobby Lee?

  Where was that held?

• 1:16:36Speaker 02

  In Doha, in Qatar, which was so well organized, so clean, like I've never seen bathrooms that clean before in Doha and Qatar.

• 1:16:45Bobby Lee?

  They have a really good, they have a really good football later.

• 1:16:48Speaker 02

  A phenomenal footballer, yeah.

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:16:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, it's great. No, it was awesome. And then.

• 1:16:54Bobby Lee?

  Where are you sitting?

• 1:16:55Speaker 02

  Was I was in a box. I was in a box.

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:16:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:59Bobby Lee?

  Like, you think I can get in the box?

• 1:17:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I can't.

• 1:17:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  Andrew Santino, Celtics, right?

• 1:17:05Speaker 02

  I would take you.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  Went to the game. He's on the floor.

• 1:17:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:08Bobby Lee?

  He's hanging out with the players.

• 1:17:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:10Bobby Lee?

  Me? Last row.

• 1:17:12Speaker 02

  Oh, no. Oh, no.

• 1:17:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my nose are bleeding because of the fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah, because of the height.

• 1:17:17Speaker 02

  He didn't take you with him?

• 1:17:19Bobby Lee?

  I want to tell you something right now. Fuck you guys, okay? And ask these guys, right?

• 1:17:24Speaker 02

  Why me?

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I can't get into anywhere.

• 1:17:28Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 1:17:28Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? If I'm at a concert, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm on the ground. People are dancing on my body.

• 1:17:33Speaker 02

  Oh, that's terrible.

• 1:17:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I can't get into anywhere. And that's why I'm not as cool as you guys.

• 1:17:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:38Bobby Lee?

  Cause I can't, I don't have the, even if I wanted to go to, give me a team.

• 1:17:41Speaker 02

  You could go to UFC fights on the floor. Yeah, you could.

• 1:17:44Speaker 03

  I feel like you could do a lot of.

• 1:17:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but Trump can too. You know what I mean?

• 1:17:48Speaker 02

  Okay, the president? The president.

• 1:17:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, the president is.

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  A really horrible example.

• 1:17:53Bobby Lee?

  That wasn't a good reference. Dede Vance can go.

• 1:17:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But I can't, if I want, give me a team.

• 1:18:02Speaker 02

  Arsenal. You can go to Arsenal game.

• 1:18:03Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 1:18:04Speaker 03

  I'm sure you can.

• 1:18:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:05Speaker 02

  Dodgers, you can, bro. Dodgers, no.

• 1:18:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Dodgers, if I dress up as a Japanese fucking pitcher.

• 1:18:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:18:12Speaker 02

  That's

• 1:18:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if I double getting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, but my point is is I can't, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not crying to people and complaining.

• 1:18:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm being really serious. I'm just not one of those.

• 1:18:24Speaker 02

  You sit in the box at the Boston Celtics? Yeah. Box is great.

• 1:18:28Bobby Lee?

  What's a box? Where the owners of-

• 1:18:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:30Bobby Lee?

  Just I, who am I gonna call?

• 1:18:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:33Bobby Lee?

  I don't know Larry Bird. Hey Larry. Larry, Larry Bird.

• 1:18:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:38Bobby Lee?

  It's me, Bob Lee, from Mad TV. I don't have that kind of connection.

• 1:18:42Speaker 02

  And he would go, "Mad TV."

• 1:18:46Speaker 02

  "One of my favorite shows."

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  My point being is is that, you know what I mean?

• 1:18:50Speaker 02

  You sat on the floor at a basketball game.

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  Never did. And what I'll say to you is this, okay? You have the kind of fame and celebrity that I don't, and I'm not mad at it.

• 1:18:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay? But it's like, I, dude, I've been in movies where they didn't even invite me to the fucking premiere.

• 1:19:06Speaker 02

  That's horrible.

• 1:19:07Bobby Lee?

  That movie Jackpot, you know what I mean?

• 1:19:09Speaker 02

  Maybe because you hug people with your nose in the middle of their-

• 1:19:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. Maybe that's, you know, but that movie Jackpot with John Cena and Aquafina? I did them a favor, dude. And it was stressful. They're like, "We need you on tape."

• 1:19:21Speaker 02

  You didn't go to the premiere?

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  They go, "I was in New York with Ian Finans," and they're like, "Can you just shoot something for the movie?" I go, "What is it?" They, they need a podcaster to do something. Remember that?

• 1:19:30Speaker 02

  I saw you-

• 1:19:30Bobby Lee?

  It was panic, right? I was like, I made Ian open up the fucking, his podcast room. I shot it, right? We did it for hours. We sent it. Paul Fee goes, "We're keeping it in the movie." It's so great, right?

• 1:19:41Speaker 02

  Oh, it's great.

• 1:19:42Bobby Lee?

  No premiere. And I want that in there.

• 1:19:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta keep-

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want that in there.

• 1:19:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta keep-

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, it's like, so I can't even-

• 1:19:48Speaker 02

  You paid for it too. You did your whole thing.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. So I can't even get into the premiere of the movie that I'm in.

• 1:19:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:54Bobby Lee?

  Right? So it's like-

• 1:19:55Speaker 02

  They just messed up.

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. It happens all the fucking time, dude. All right? Borderlands, it's a premiere, right?

• 1:20:04Bobby Lee?

  They go, they go, um, cast shoot, they did the cast shoot, right? And I'm on the side. Cause I, I tried to get into it and some guy in the shoot goes, no, no, no, no, right? And then Kevin Hart had to look at me and go, Bobby, what the fuck are you doing? And he grabbed my wrist and brought me in, okay? So I've been sliding and I, I'm not also crying and I'm, you know, I'm not crying. I'm so grateful for my life. I'm just telling you that I can't get into no games, dog. Now, I don't know how these sports are played. What's this?

• 1:20:32Speaker 02

  That's you.

• 1:20:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right. I was invited to that.

• 1:20:34Speaker 02

  You were there.

• 1:20:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:35Speaker 03

  Look at you.

• 1:20:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, what are you upset about?

• 1:20:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, you look great.

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  Look at that cast though.

• 1:20:40Speaker 02

  That's an incredible cast.

• 1:20:41Bobby Lee?

  Cate Blanchett, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, Jamie Lee Curtis.

• 1:20:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, Jack Black's still all time.

• 1:20:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, Edgar Ramirez, Gina Gershon.

• 1:20:49Speaker 02

  Eli Roth.

• 1:20:49Bobby Lee?

  Eli Roth, all in white.

• 1:20:52Speaker 02

  Incredible, you look great. Why is he holding you like he just adopted you? It does look like that's.

• 1:20:59Speaker 02

  Rooked my career, baby.

• 1:21:00Bobby Lee?

  I know. And you've held me that before too. And that's why I do the nose.

• 1:21:06Speaker 02

  Look at Kevin way in the corner, that looks hilarious.

• 1:21:08Bobby Lee?

  I know, he doesn't look like, yeah.

• 1:21:10Speaker 02

  He's so strong, bro, that guy is such an athlete, it's insane.

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  Kevin Hart?

• 1:21:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:14Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he's so, so.

• 1:21:18Bobby Lee?

  One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.

• 1:21:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's so nice, bro. He's so funny and fun to hang out with. He's such a great to hang out with.

• 1:21:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:24Speaker 02

  Great hang.

• 1:21:25Bobby Lee?

  And he's like, you know, you, can you take a photo? Of course, buddy. You know, I mean, he just thinks so, yeah. I, um, I love him a lot. In fact.

• 1:21:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I really.

• 1:21:33Bobby Lee?

  Everyone on that movie was super nice to me, so. Yeah, it was really nice.

• 1:21:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's why you were.

• 1:21:37Bobby Lee?

  How are you, how, how are you around big celebrities?

• 1:21:40Speaker 02

  I don't really care that much.

• 1:21:42Bobby Lee?

  So you're one of those?

• 1:21:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  You're like.

• 1:21:44Speaker 02

  The only person I really freaked out on was, this was years and years ago, it was 2016.

• 1:21:50Bobby Lee?

  Ben Kingsley?

• 1:21:51Speaker 02

  No. No, I freaked out on De Niro. I like spaz that. Yeah, I was talking to someone like this is in Atlanta, was doing shows with Chappelle. And I'm looking, we're backstage.

• 1:22:02Bobby Lee?

  Who's Chappelle?

• 1:22:03Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying, Dave Chappelle. So we're sitting there talking, yeah, he doesn't sound, not familiar, right? So I'm sitting there talking to somebody like this and I turn around and he's right here and I go, ah! Like, I just freaked out.

• 1:22:13Bobby Lee?

  That's not the move.

• 1:22:14Speaker 02

  I, I don't care. And I, I didn't give a fuck.

• 1:22:16Bobby Lee?

  You do this?

• 1:22:17Speaker 02

  I hugged him. No, no, no, check this out. I hug him and I hold him for like, probably way too long.

• 1:22:22Bobby Lee?

  Wait, had he seen you perform yet?

• 1:22:24Speaker 02

  He did see, I didn't know at that point, but he saw me. He did see me perform. He was at the show.

• 1:22:28Bobby Lee?

  You can't hug if they haven't seen.

• 1:22:29Speaker 02

  Exact, but I didn't know, right? So I just hug him and I'm holding him for a long time. And he's as close as this mic and I let go and I'm like, did I hold you too long? And I swear to you and he goes, little bit.

• 1:22:44Speaker 02

  I was like, I'm good!

• 1:22:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow!

• 1:22:46Speaker 02

  And I hugged him the whole time. I was just talking to him.

• 1:22:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow!

• 1:22:48Speaker 02

  One of the first books I read was like Wise Guys when I came to the States. It's so stupid. Like, why would you read this mob book? Somebody gave it to me and I was obsessed with mob movies and obviously Goodfellas and everything that came after that. I was just obsessed with it.

• 1:22:59Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'd be.

• 1:23:00Speaker 02

  And my all time favorite comedy movies, comedy action movies is Midnight Run. It's like

• 1:23:04Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 1:23:05Speaker 02

  Easily one of the best actors.

• 1:23:07Bobby Lee?

  One of the best movies ever made. My mom likes that movie.

• 1:23:10Speaker 02

  It's incredible.

• 1:23:11Bobby Lee?

  Charles Grodin was the other guy?

• 1:23:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Charles Grodin, Dennis.

• 1:23:14Bobby Lee?

  Kills it. Yeah, it's, have you seen it?

• 1:23:16Speaker 02

  You two motherfuckers better get more personally involved in your work or I'm gonna stab you to the heart with a pencil.

• 1:23:21Bobby Lee?

  You have to watch that movie. Anyone listening, you have to watch Midnight Run.

• 1:23:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's the greatest.

• 1:23:25Bobby Lee?

  It's a fucking classic. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:26Speaker 02

  Greatest movie.

• 1:23:27Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's the best duo too.

• 1:23:29Speaker 02

  Oh, Charles Grodin is

• 1:23:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:30Speaker 02

  hysterical.

• 1:23:31Bobby Lee?

  And at the end it's sort of heartfelt. Anyway, um, yeah.

• 1:23:34Speaker 02

  And actually in episode two of my show, there's a character that kind of modeled off of that. The relationship of him and, uh,

• 1:23:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 1:23:41Speaker 02

  Jack, yeah.

• 1:23:42Bobby Lee?

  So you stole it?

• 1:23:43Speaker 02

  No, I didn't.

• 1:23:43Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um.

• 1:23:44Speaker 02

  It was tipping the hat of being like annoying.

• 1:23:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:47Speaker 02

  You know how they have this relationship where he was, Charles Grodin was constantly annoying De Niro's character? And I was at a detention center and I was like, oh, I'd be fun to play with the detention officer that way. And I was always like annoying him that in that way and I would, I'd call him Jack. It was like my, my homage.

• 1:24:01Bobby Lee?

  You've seen it?

• 1:24:02Speaker 03

  That's a great dynamic. Yeah, I love that episode. It's very funny. Yeah.

• 1:24:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, it's one of my favorite, yeah.

• 1:24:07Speaker 03

  Well, it's interesting.

• 1:24:09Bobby Lee?

  It's really interesting.

• 1:24:09Speaker 02

  It's one of the best shows on TV.

• 1:24:10Speaker 03

  It's a great show.

• 1:24:13Bobby Lee?

  Very interesting. What have you done?

• 1:24:14Speaker 02

  Only.

• 1:24:15Speaker 03

  Okay, why would you do this? Why would you do this? What are you doing?

• 1:24:19Speaker 02

  Bro, you're so lucky to have like a big brother like that. It's fun, man.

• 1:24:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like a star.

• 1:24:23Speaker 02

  It's dope.

• 1:24:24Speaker 03

  I just said I liked his show.

• 1:24:25Speaker 02

  Hey, put these glasses on.

• 1:24:25Speaker 03

  Thanks, man.

• 1:24:27Speaker 02

  You might as well.

• 1:24:29Bobby Lee?

  Dude, those shit kicked your glasses are so do- yeah, that's good.

• 1:24:31Speaker 03

  Good luck.

• 1:24:32Speaker 02

  It's actually good, yeah.

• 1:24:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it works red. I mean, you sell oil.

• 1:24:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:38Speaker 02

  Can I get a wipey for the inside?

• 1:24:43Speaker 02

  Don't joke.

• 1:24:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll get somebody on that. Ramsey, is there a star that if you worked with that you would be like scared?

• 1:24:51Speaker 03

  I don't think so. I'm not really like, um, I don't really, I'm not like, I've never was like a movie guy growing up. I didn't watch a lot of movies.

• 1:24:59Bobby Lee?

  And when people are like that, it all goes my mind.

• 1:25:01Speaker 02

  No, it's like when we, when I did Black Adam and it was like The Rock there and all this stuff, that was like a lot. That was a set.

• 1:25:07Bobby Lee?

  Underrated movie.

• 1:25:09Speaker 02

  It was, it was such a...

• 1:25:12Speaker 03

  I think.

• 1:25:13Bobby Lee?

  What a great movie.

• 1:25:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was awesome.

• 1:25:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um... Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:18Speaker 02

  I'm the best.

• 1:25:18Bobby Lee?

  What was, what's he like? I never met him. What's he like?

• 1:25:20Speaker 02

  No, it was just a lot to take in, like the whole... It was such a big budget movie and I was working with Pierce Brosnan's in it and Pierce Brosnan's like, "Oh, like this." I'm like, "Bro, you did four 007 movies. You're saying, "Well, this? This is crazy." He was easily my favorite person. Like, they're all, no, actually, I shouldn't say, we're all really, really close on the show, on the movie.

• 1:25:41Bobby Lee?

  This is what I hate. This is what I hate, right? You, you don't know what the movie's gonna be like. You know all the people that are in it, right? And then you go there, right, and it's like these cranes and green screen and thousand people running around, right? And it's like, and they're, and they're leading you to your mark and you're like, "I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this."

• 1:26:01Speaker 02

  It was nuts.

• 1:26:02Bobby Lee?

  That's really the thought.

• 1:26:03Speaker 02

  It was so stressful. Yeah, it was good.

• 1:26:05Bobby Lee?

  I did The Dictator and I was like with, the first scene was Ben Kingsley and, um, Ed Nor- Ed Norton?

• 1:26:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Ed Nor- not Ed Norton.

• 1:26:15Speaker 02

  You don't even know.

• 1:26:16Bobby Lee?

  Ed Norton Jr. From Fight Club.

• 1:26:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:20Bobby Lee?

  I got it right then. Yeah.

• 1:26:21Speaker 02

  Not Junior.

• 1:26:25Bobby Lee?

  It was Ed Norton and Ben Kingsley and Sasha was there and he was like kind of helping Larry with the scene. And there was these gigantic like it's a UN thing.

• 1:26:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:35Bobby Lee?

  And they're leading me, I swear to God, I'm like, I'm about to get fired. Cause I, right now, I don't know any of my lines. I'm petrified.

• 1:26:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:44Bobby Lee?

  And then you get on the mark and then something comes over, you're like, you, you, you have to do it.

• 1:26:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:26:49Bobby Lee?

  You have to kill this.

• 1:26:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:51Bobby Lee?

  Right? Or it's over. And I know the years of nightmares I would have, they said, we're moving on. You know what I mean?

• 1:26:58Speaker 02

  Oh, I've heard stories.

• 1:26:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've heard, yeah, I've lived them.

• 1:27:00Speaker 02

  I've heard stories. Uh, great comedian, Sean Ross. Did you ever know Sean Ross?

• 1:27:04Bobby Lee?

  Love him.

• 1:27:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was such a great comedian.

• 1:27:06Bobby Lee?

  He's a great guy. Albinos?

• 1:27:07Speaker 02

  Uh, no, he wasn't Albinos. He had lupus.

• 1:27:11Bobby Lee?

  He had lupus?

• 1:27:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, he had lupus.

• 1:27:12Bobby Lee?

  They're similar.

• 1:27:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, similar, yeah. So, it's a funny, like, dark comedian, bro. He's so.

• 1:27:17Bobby Lee?

  He was one of the best, out of Texas.

• 1:27:18Speaker 02

  Out of Houston, yeah.

• 1:27:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Houston, yeah.

• 1:27:20Speaker 02

  Houston guy. So, uh, yeah, he was just, I heard about like Men in Black 2, he had the role and he just couldn't, like, it was so big and he had problems with, uh, with the lines and stuff and then, uh.

• 1:27:29Bobby Lee?

  He fired him.

• 1:27:29Speaker 02

  And then, uh, and then, uh, was it, what's his name? Uh, I always get them mixed up now. Uh, was it, was this, what's the co-star, uh, in Men in Black? Uh, Will Smith and who else? And, uh.

• 1:27:40Speaker 03

  Tom, uh.

• 1:27:41Speaker 02

  Tommy Lee Jones. Yeah, Tommy Lee Jones was like, can we get somebody who knows their fucking lines?

• 1:27:45Speaker 03

  Uh, that's fucking brutal.

• 1:27:47Speaker 02

  Brutal.

• 1:27:48Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 1:27:48Speaker 02

  He's still in it, but it could have been like bigger, yeah. I know.

• 1:27:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, pain, nightmare.

• 1:27:55Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:27:55Bobby Lee?

  In my head, my life is over.

• 1:27:57Speaker 02

  I heard that as a little kid, I heard that as a kid, like, coming up in the game, I was like, oh, I can't do that.

• 1:28:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There was another.

• 1:28:03Speaker 02

  Sean was like one of the funniest comedians, like, so dark and just really funny.

• 1:28:07Bobby Lee?

  I know another guy, I can't say his name, but he did a scene with Al Pacino. And he was playing a lawyer. And so he, in the reverse, you know what I mean? Cause a lot of times in movies, where you're with a big star, when the camera's on there, you're there behind the camera doing the lines, but in the reverse, they leave. And you have a stand-in, right?

• 1:28:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:27Bobby Lee?

  They're gonna sit and do your reverse.

• 1:28:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:28:29Bobby Lee?

  But Pacino, um, and this kid thinks, you know what I mean, oh, I'm gonna do my lines with a fucking stand-in, right? But Pacino goes, I'm gonna stay.

• 1:28:38Bobby Lee?

  And then he, this panic came over him. And while they said action, he couldn't get his lines out.

• 1:28:44Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 1:28:44Bobby Lee?

  And then Pichillo just walked away and then he got cut out of the movie.

• 1:28:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And that, that, that happens.

• 1:28:52Speaker 02

  So often.

• 1:28:52Bobby Lee?

  All the time.

• 1:28:53Speaker 02

  I saw somebody get fired off set. They didn't even know they were fired.

• 1:28:57Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:28:58Speaker 02

  I swear to God. Somebody just walked away and they're all like, he's done. Oh, it's amazing. Like this. And we're all clapping. I'm like, uh, we're not. I'm pretty sure we're not done. Like, that's crazy.

• 1:29:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, wait, you're in the, still in the middle of the scene?

• 1:29:09Speaker 02

  No, yeah, they're like.

• 1:29:10Bobby Lee?

  This is, it's a rap for Johnny.

• 1:29:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:29:13Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Last day.

• 1:29:14Speaker 02

  The director goes cut. It was like, yeah, cool. You know, he's, he's finished today and the A D comes over. He's like, he's done, everybody. Yeah.

• 1:29:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:21Speaker 02

  Thank you. And the guy's like, really? I'm already done? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the.

• 1:29:24Speaker 02

  There's another page.

• 1:29:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:26Speaker 02

  They have another page written and a new actor comes in.

• 1:29:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:28Speaker 02

  I was like, all right, that makes sense. Cause he stunk. Yeah, he was terrible.

• 1:29:31Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:29:32Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, he was terrible. I was like, I were gonna do this. He's like.

• 1:29:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll tell you what my nightmare. I'll tell you, you know, to one of the nightmares?

• 1:29:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wanna hear it.

• 1:29:39Bobby Lee?

  So I did this movie called Hard Breakers.

• 1:29:42Speaker 02

  One of my favorites.

• 1:29:44Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:29:45Speaker 02

  Classic. Yeah.

• 1:29:46Bobby Lee?

  So I had a monologue. It was just like, you know what I mean? Two pages of monologue and I had it down. Backwards and forwards. I could do it, you know what I mean? In my sleep.

• 1:29:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:56Bobby Lee?

  And as soon as I hit the mark. I had a panic attack.

• 1:30:01Bobby Lee?

  And they go action and I couldn't even think of the first word and I had to say a thousand words.

• 1:30:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:30:07Bobby Lee?

  And it got to the point, that's rude.

• 1:30:09Speaker 02

  I'm sorry. I was putting it away. It vibrated. I had it on silent. I didn't know.

• 1:30:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm just glad you're here, dude.

• 1:30:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:30:15Bobby Lee?

  And eventually the director walks up to me and she goes. It's almost over.

• 1:30:18Speaker 02

  No, no, I don't, we're having fun, bro.

• 1:30:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm having fun too. She goes, yeah, we're losing light. We're gonna move on. And they cut me out of there and I wept in my dressing. You know that movie? That's why I love this movie, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

• 1:30:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:30:31Bobby Lee?

  When Leo, Leo's like going, doing those fucking anger.

• 1:30:35Speaker 02

  So genius.

• 1:30:36Bobby Lee?

  In his trailer.

• 1:30:37Speaker 02

  And he, it was his idea too.

• 1:30:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he understands what it is. You know what I mean? And that happened to me. Would you think that'll ever happen to you?

• 1:30:45Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't think so, no.

• 1:30:46Bobby Lee?

  You did it at Long Beach? Anyway, um, so, uh, we did, Bad Friends. Mo, Mo.

• 1:30:53Speaker 03

  Tell us sorry, Mo.

• 1:30:53Bobby Lee?

  Mo.

• 1:30:54Speaker 03

  Tell them, tell us sorry.

• 1:30:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Mo, Bad Friends, you know, you know, big, big pod, big podcast, right?

• 1:30:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:30:59Bobby Lee?

  Probably one of the biggest in the world.

• 1:31:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's beautiful. I love it.

• 1:31:02Bobby Lee?

  Dark comedy.

• 1:31:02Speaker 02

  I can't wait to do it.

• 1:31:03Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna do it.

• 1:31:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, love to.

• 1:31:05Speaker 03

  Can I just interject something?

• 1:31:07Bobby Lee?

  There goes Houston.

• 1:31:11Speaker 02

  Hello, Houston, vile friend.

• 1:31:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Hawaii is on the chopping block.

• 1:31:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:31:18Bobby Lee?

  So, um, and I'm being generous, we played three, four thousand seat thing, it was me and, for a podcast, that's pretty good.

• 1:31:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's beautiful.

• 1:31:24Bobby Lee?

  Being in a gigantic theater and I, um...

• 1:31:27Speaker 02

  It's incredible, bro. What are you talking about?

• 1:31:28Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I don't, I've never worked with Ramsey before.

• 1:31:31Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:31:32Bobby Lee?

  He's just a nice guy at the store. You know what I mean? We have a good rapport, I think.

• 1:31:35Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:31:35Bobby Lee?

  You know? And I said, "You wanna open?" Yeah. After a set, I, I'm in the back of this theater and I see this couch, and I see Ramsey sitting like this.

• 1:31:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:31:51Speaker 02

  It happens.

• 1:31:53Bobby Lee?

  It was the saddest thing I've ever seen.

• 1:31:55Speaker 02

  After the set?

• 1:31:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was like, it's equivalent to when those Vietnamese Buddhist monks lit themselves on fire in the Vietnam War.

• 1:32:02Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 1:32:03Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It was that kinda like historical sadness.

• 1:32:06Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 1:32:07Bobby Lee?

  It was a historical sadness.

• 1:32:07Speaker 02

  Did you bomb?

• 1:32:08Speaker 03

  No, the set was fine. Bobby was gonna say I bombed. I had a, I had a good set.

• 1:32:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, from where, from where we were in Andor, we didn't hear any laughs.

• 1:32:15Speaker 03

  Okay, that's not...

• 1:32:16Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes it's far away from...

• 1:32:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, sure, that happens. But you still hear like a...

• 1:32:20Speaker 03

  That's not true.

• 1:32:21Speaker 02

  You know, like a faint...

• 1:32:21Bobby Lee?

  I just heard his voice, but maybe it's something about the acoustics.

• 1:32:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's not true.

• 1:32:25Speaker 02

  Acoustics in a, in a theater has been around a hundred years.

• 1:32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a hundred years, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:30Speaker 03

  I had a, I had a decent set, it was fine. It's just at the very end of the set, the mic cable fell out. And if I was at a club, I feel like I could have handled it, but I, it was such a, it just felt very embarrassing in the moment. And Bobby, yeah, you know, it was...

• 1:32:43Bobby Lee?

  And I exposed it.

• 1:32:43Speaker 03

  It was four thousand people.

• 1:32:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let me say, Mo, um, when you, when the, that's how it sometimes happens, right? The mic cord detaches, you have to put it back in. Have you ever, that ever happened?

• 1:32:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:32:54Bobby Lee?

  I have five things I can say. Sure.

• 1:32:56Speaker 02

  Easy.

• 1:32:57Bobby Lee?

  In my pocket.

• 1:32:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:32:58Bobby Lee?

  So I can, because I've been in that situation.

• 1:33:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're called material.

• 1:33:01Bobby Lee?

  It's called, yeah, it's called material, right? Yeah, yeah. And so what I'm saying is, is that, um, he did not have the material. I. For that scenario. I. Which means what? He's not doing his homework.

• 1:33:12Speaker 02

  Needs more experience.

• 1:33:13Bobby Lee?

  He needs more experience, right? And you need enough experience to do a theater in Hawaii, no?

• 1:33:18Speaker 02

  I think it's really crucial to have somebody super experienced in Hawaii, for sure.

• 1:33:23Bobby Lee?

  Preach it to the choir.

• 1:33:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, you know what I mean?

• 1:33:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow. duly neutered.

• 1:33:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. Just want to let you know that I'm on tour.

• 1:33:29Bobby Lee?

  duly neutered? I said duly neutered. He said duly noted. duly noted.

• 1:33:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:34Bobby Lee?

  What was that sound?

• 1:33:35Speaker 03

  Mo was about to say something. I wanted to hear what you guys say.

• 1:33:38Speaker 02

  If he's not working, I got dates coming up and you also. Now I'm just fucking around.

• 1:33:42Bobby Lee?

  I have to, I have to say.

• 1:33:44Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 1:33:44Bobby Lee?

  He is very good.

• 1:33:45Speaker 02

  No, he is very good. We're busting balls, bro. You're fantastic.

• 1:33:47Bobby Lee?

  You wouldn't be here if I didn't love you.

• 1:33:49Speaker 02

  You work your ass off, of course.

• 1:33:50Speaker 03

  I appreciate it, thanks.

• 1:33:51Speaker 02

  Of course. You gotta bust balls, bro.

• 1:33:52Bobby Lee?

  I love you a lot.

• 1:33:53Speaker 03

  Thanks, man.

• 1:33:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, you're fantastic.

• 1:33:55Bobby Lee?

  You're a fantastic guy.

• 1:33:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:56Bobby Lee?

  And so, um.

• 1:33:57Speaker 02

  You just need to work on those, you know, when the wire goes loose, Joe.

• 1:34:00Bobby Lee?

  Let's come up with one right now, improvise.

• 1:34:02Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 1:34:02Bobby Lee?

  All right, so you're.

• 1:34:02Speaker 02

  You just need to be, you just need to be fine with that scenario.

• 1:34:05Bobby Lee?

  The mic, mic cord's out. You're putting it back in. Go. And you put it back in, go.

• 1:34:07Speaker 03

  Oh, that's the first time that's ever happened to me.

• 1:34:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, man. No, wait, wait. Don't laugh. Don't laugh. No, don't laugh, right? Say that again, and this is the sound that you're gonna hear. So go ahead.

• 1:34:20Speaker 03

  Oh, that's the first time that ever happened to me.

• 1:34:24Speaker 03

  Damn it. This is a.

• 1:34:25Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 1:34:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're gonna get that. And that was a fart.

• 1:34:28Speaker 02

  One guy.

• 1:34:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was a fart, yeah.

• 1:34:29Speaker 02

  Mouse fart, yeah.

• 1:34:30Bobby Lee?

  Give me another one. Ready? And mic goes out.

• 1:34:32Speaker 03

  Uh, uh.

• 1:34:35Speaker 03

  The mic fell out.

• 1:34:39Bobby Lee?

  What would you do? You tell me. Wait, give him a couple more. Do you? My thing is, mic goes out, I put it out, "Don't worry, my people made this shit."

• 1:34:46Speaker 02

  That's funny.

• 1:34:47Bobby Lee?

  Gets a huge laugh.

• 1:34:47Speaker 02

  That's a good one.

• 1:34:48Bobby Lee?

  Gets a big laugh, right?

• 1:34:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:34:50Bobby Lee?

  Like, I, I'm calmly doing a job.

• 1:34:51Speaker 02

  Where'd you get this? Radio Shack?

• 1:34:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that is easy as that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And.

• 1:34:56Speaker 02

  I just thought about that right now.

• 1:34:57Bobby Lee?

  I know you did.

• 1:34:57Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:34:59Bobby Lee?

  Mic, mic again.

• 1:35:00Speaker 03

  Oh, man, you only need one thing to do stand-up comedy.

• 1:35:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:35:03Speaker 03

  Microphone. And even do it.

• 1:35:06Speaker 02

  I think what you should do, if that ever happens again.

• 1:35:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Is kill yourself.

• 1:35:10Speaker 02

  Is just.

• 1:35:12Speaker 02

  Don't do that, please. Please don't do that.

• 1:35:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:15Speaker 02

  I want the regular show that I really begged him not to.

• 1:35:19Speaker 02

  And I was just like, no, just, just fucking, just keep going.

• 1:35:23Speaker 03

  Well, it was the last joke.

• 1:35:24Speaker 02

  Just put, oh, oh.

• 1:35:26Speaker 03

  It was like, right before the...

• 1:35:28Speaker 02

  This is the trick, okay?

• 1:35:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there we go, go ahead.

• 1:35:30Speaker 02

  Very, very easy trick. All you do is acknowledge, this happened on the last joke, like, what are the odds of it? Like, thank you so much.

• 1:35:36Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:35:37Speaker 02

  And then you dig into the fact of the scenario, how ridiculous it is and upsetting it is.

• 1:35:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:35:41Speaker 02

  And then you get the crowd to, hopefully, they love you enough to where they start chanting with you.

• 1:35:45Speaker 03

  They did not love me.

• 1:35:46Bobby Lee?

  Also, what you could do as a comic, this is my gut instinct, is I have to do more, I have to do more jokes.

• 1:35:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, do one more joke.

• 1:35:54Bobby Lee?

  Stop, stop, stop.

• 1:35:55Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:35:55Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I have to do more jokes, I'm gonna do one more joke, so I can get a laugh, right? You can't end silence.

• 1:36:02Speaker 03

  It didn't end.

• 1:36:03Bobby Lee?

  You ended in silence.

• 1:36:05Speaker 02

  It was in silence.

• 1:36:06Bobby Lee?

  And then, and they said, "Goodnight", and it was like, you know, a really boring TED Talk, they were, they're like...

• 1:36:12Speaker 03

  That's simply not what happened.

• 1:36:13Bobby Lee?

  No, you did great, okay? I'm just making, I'm razzing you, dog. We're all good.

• 1:36:16Speaker 03

  Gotta be fun myself.

• 1:36:17Bobby Lee?

  Right. So you, you're not starstruck with anybody?

• 1:36:21Speaker 03

  Not really, no. I feel like I know too much about people.

• 1:36:24Bobby Lee?

  Let's, last thing we're gonna do.

• 1:36:25Speaker 02

  No, I was, I was definitely like crazy about Pierce Brosnan. I was very excited to work with Pierce.

• 1:36:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:31Speaker 02

  And the night before they, I worked, you know, you know, the SAG rules, like, if you work over 12 hours, if they call you within a 12-hour rest, then you get like a bonus or whatever. They're walking up to me like, "Hey, um, sorry, but we're gonna have to call you a little bit earlier, but, you know, you're gonna get a bonus" and all this stuff. They're like, expecting me to react. I'm like, "What, who cares?" I'm like, "What are we doing tomorrow?" He's like, "Uh, we moved up the Pierce Brosnan scene with you and Pierce." I was like, "Are you fucking kidding me? It's amazing, I'm so pumped up." I was so excited, I forgot to look at the lines.

• 1:37:00Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 1:37:01Speaker 02

  I killed it, I just remembered the line. I'm really good with lines, I was just like, I, it was like...

• 1:37:06Bobby Lee?

  But what's stunning to me is...

• 1:37:07Speaker 02

  I just forgot, I was like so excited.

• 1:37:09Bobby Lee?

  He hasn't seen probably Taxi Driver.

• 1:37:10Speaker 03

  Uh, I saw Taxi Driver, yeah, yeah. With De Niro?

• 1:37:13Speaker 02

  Oh, gosh.

• 1:37:16Bobby Lee?

  You're so confident. Name me two other people in that movie.

• 1:37:21Speaker 03

  Oh, oh, the Jewish guy, Albert Brooks.

• 1:37:24Bobby Lee?

  That is, he is in it.

• 1:37:25Speaker 03

  He's in it.

• 1:37:26Bobby Lee?

  That's very, that's a deep cut, too.

• 1:37:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, he's in it. I liked him in that movie.

• 1:37:29Bobby Lee?

  Harvey Keitel.

• 1:37:30Speaker 03

  Okay, that guy.

• 1:37:31Speaker 02

  One of my favorites.

• 1:37:32Bobby Lee?

  Give him another classic, see if he's.

• 1:37:35Bobby Lee?

  Something that you think that if you're an artist, right, and you're really into culture, you had to have seen it. So, I know, I know, I see.

• 1:37:45Speaker 02

  I'm trying to think of something that's gonna be really obscure to fuck with him.

• 1:37:48Bobby Lee?

  But it's gotta be a classic, like maybe a Criterion Collection movie.

• 1:37:52Speaker 02

  Well, have you seen Casino?

• 1:37:55Speaker 03

  Joe Pesci?

• 1:37:56Speaker 02

  He hasn't seen Casino.

• 1:37:58Speaker 03

  Is that Joe Pesci? Who's in it?

• 1:37:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's in all of them.

• 1:38:02Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen Star Wars R2-D2?

• 1:38:05Speaker 02

  Have you seen My Cousin Vinny?

• 1:38:07Speaker 03

  Is Leo in My Cousin Vinny?

• 1:38:09Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:38:09Speaker 02

  No. Oh, my God, that's a classic.

• 1:38:11Bobby Lee?

  It's a classic. Let's go in the 70s. Have you ever seen, have you ever seen Apocalypse Now?

• 1:38:18Speaker 03

  With, um.

• 1:38:19Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 1:38:20Speaker 03

  Mel Brooks?

• 1:38:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Mel Brooks is in it. It's really an underrated performance by him.

• 1:38:27Bobby Lee?

  It really is.

• 1:38:28Speaker 03

  Never seen it, no.

• 1:38:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you know what it's about?

• 1:38:31Speaker 03

  An apocalypse, I assume?

• 1:38:33Speaker 02

  It's a very good guess.

• 1:38:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Kubrick movie. Not Kubrick, it was Francis Ford Coppola. Yeah, Francis Ford Coppola. And it's about the Vietnam War. And there's some no names in it, like, um, Marlon Brando. Anyway.

• 1:38:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:38:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:38:45Speaker 02

  Marlon Brando, one of my favorites.

• 1:38:46Bobby Lee?

  But anyway.

• 1:38:47Speaker 03

  Godfather?

• 1:38:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Godfather, you're gonna say Godfather?

• 1:38:50Speaker 03

  Richard Pryor's lover.

• 1:38:54Bobby Lee?

  Explain that, I don't get it.

• 1:38:55Speaker 03

  Did Marlon Brando not, I think Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando had a thing.

• 1:38:58Speaker 02

  Supposedly.

• 1:38:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:38:59Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:38:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:39:00Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:39:00Speaker 03

  Do you not know about this?

• 1:39:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:39:01Speaker 02

  I mean, look it up. I don't know if it's true or not.

• 1:39:03Bobby Lee?

  And that's what I was trying to start with you on Sweet Dreams.

• 1:39:08Bobby Lee?

  What do you think the nose thing was about? So let's plug something.

• 1:39:11Speaker 02

  Well, watch the series, season two of Mo, now on Netflix. And also, I'm on tour. You can catch me in April on tour. I don't know why you're going to the merch page.

• 1:39:23Speaker 03

  I just gotta say this, Mo, your show is so incredible.

• 1:39:27Speaker 03

  I love it. It makes me cry.

• 1:39:28Bobby Lee?

  That happened in the beginning.

• 1:39:29Speaker 03

  I just wanna say it, every time.

• 1:39:30Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 1:39:30Speaker 03

  Every scene.

• 1:39:30Speaker 02

  Say it.

• 1:39:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:39:31Speaker 03

  Every scene makes me wanna cry. It's so good, really great. If you have not seen Mo, everybody's gotta watch it.

• 1:39:35Bobby Lee?

  And it's unfortunate, they're not doing a third season.

• 1:39:39Speaker 03

  I'm just saying.

• 1:39:39Speaker 02

  We might, you never know.

• 1:39:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:39:41Speaker 03

  He's got a movie.

• 1:39:42Bobby Lee?

  But, you know, if you want a Palestinian guy, or to have one line, would it help out a kid? Put him in it.

• 1:39:49Speaker 02

  I would.

• 1:39:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:39:50Speaker 02

  A hundred percent.

• 1:39:52Speaker 02

  The only issue is you gotta put on a turban, and then you gotta say, uh...

• 1:39:57Bobby Lee?

  He'll suck dick, trust me. He'll do a fucking...

• 1:39:59Speaker 02

  No, no, he won't do it. I would never do it. No, we added a bunch of shows, you know, just, you can go on mohammer.com and see all the tour dates.

• 1:40:09Bobby Lee?

  I also want my fans listening to this right now, understand that Mo's not going on tour in March, and I'm gonna be in Houston in March, and he said that he's gonna have dinner with me.

• 1:40:19Speaker 02

  I am.

• 1:40:19Bobby Lee?

  Now, if that doesn't happen, and he ghosts me, I will let you guys know and do an update. And we will start a war. And I have an army as well.

• 1:40:27Speaker 02

  That's great. No, I would love to have dinner, bro. You should come over to the crib, for sure.

• 1:40:31Bobby Lee?

  No, we're gonna rush, I'm not going to your house.

• 1:40:32Speaker 02

  No, it's a great hangout, bro.

• 1:40:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm not going there, no.

• 1:40:34Speaker 02

  There you are.

• 1:40:35Bobby Lee?

  Donnell, when I was in Springfield with Chappelle...

• 1:40:37Speaker 02

  You don't wanna go to Donnell's, anything.

• 1:40:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Donnell was like, "Come over, I'm gonna make fish." I'm not gonna eat any fish from you.

• 1:40:42Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:40:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:40:42Speaker 02

  He's a very good cook, but it's kinda sucks.

• 1:40:44Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:40:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, he really is an excellent cook.

• 1:40:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck, he said he is.

• 1:40:47Speaker 02

  He really is a fantastic cook.

• 1:40:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:40:49Speaker 02

  But you definitely wanna come hang out at the crib, for sure. It's a great hangout. I'll have the comics over, we'll have a good time.

• 1:40:55Bobby Lee?

  I'll eat before, but, uh...

• 1:40:56Speaker 02

  No, eat before.

• 1:40:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:40:58Speaker 02

  I can order Vietnamese if you get hungry later. Great Vietnamese food. Great Vietnamese wings, actually.

• 1:41:03Speaker 03

  The Cajun.

• 1:41:03Bobby Lee?

  Do you think I'm...

• 1:41:04Speaker 02

  Fantastic wings.

• 1:41:05Bobby Lee?

  Do you think I'm Vietnamese?

• 1:41:07Speaker 02

  You're not Vietnamese?

• 1:41:13Speaker 02

  No, I know. You're Korean.

• 1:41:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:41:15Speaker 02

  Bro, I know.

• 1:41:15Bobby Lee?

  Ramsey, any plugs?

• 1:41:17Speaker 03

  Uh, just follow me online, run on the, whatever the.

• 1:41:19Bobby Lee?

  And if you ever wanna go come to the store, he's working a lot.

• 1:41:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:24Speaker 03

  It's a prestigious position.

• 1:41:25Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I did it for fucking years, dude.

• 1:41:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:28Bobby Lee?

  You know how hard it is to get in that fucking room, even to work there?

• 1:41:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:41:32Bobby Lee?

  You have to showcase to work there.

• 1:41:33Speaker 02

  Isn't that.

• 1:41:34Bobby Lee?

  And Emily has to go, "Yeah, you're good enough to work here."

• 1:41:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:36Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you got it. When Molly saw you, she was like, "He's good."

• 1:41:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:40Bobby Lee?

  I already gave you the compliments.

• 1:41:41Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:41:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, what else do you want?

• 1:41:43Bobby Lee?

  What else do you want, dude?

• 1:41:44Speaker 03

  Oh, I've nothing else.

• 1:41:44Bobby Lee?

  All right, give, uh, Mo Amber a round of applause and Ramsey, all right?

• 1:41:48Speaker 02

  Thank you, bro, Ramsey, it was great.

• 1:42:12Bobby Lee?

  When you do it, it's weird. It's not good.