Big Jay Oakerson & The Founding Brothers

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• 1:41Speaker 01

  Can I call my name? Can I get my name?

• 1:45Bobby Lee?

  Shapawo Reisi.

• 1:46Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  That's what Asians say. Shapawo Reisi.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  Shapawo Reisi.

• 1:51Speaker 03

  I have a question. Is it? So I didn't know you played the piano.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  Barely.

• 1:56Speaker 03

  But when you started playing.

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  Uh oh.

• 1:58Speaker 03

  It made sense.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 2:01Speaker 03

  Cause you're Asian and then.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, here we go dudes.

• 2:06Speaker 01

  No, throw it at him.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  Throw it at me dude.

• 2:07Speaker 03

  It was, no, no, this is not insults at all. That was beautiful.

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 2:10Speaker 03

  I'm very envious, always a musical talent. I have very little.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  You have none?

• 2:14Speaker 03

  Almost none.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm sure you can play the bongos.

• 2:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh drum.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a bongo guy.

• 2:18Speaker 03

  Play the drums a little bit.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:19Speaker 03

  But not any kind of good.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  But that was uh so fun and impressive. This is not an insult at all, but.

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:25Speaker 03

  My question is.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 2:28Speaker 03

  Is it racist that it made sense to me right away? Or is it um just hilariously accurate?

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's an interesting question. Um, I think it's a combination of both maybe.

• 2:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  You know, but um.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  Somewhere in the latter, you play piano because you're Asian.

• 2:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  But I don't do the math.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, so there's some powers I didn't get from my, you know, heritage.

• 2:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, you know.

• 2:54Speaker 01

  You, you say you can't do math.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  I can't do math, right? I can't do Kung Fu.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  Taekwondo, any of the fuses or.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  But I've seen you like do a punch and it like, it makes sense. Like, I'm like, oh, he.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's.

• 3:04Speaker 01

  You have it in you.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Heck, I was gonna say, have you ever tried? Because maybe um, maybe you just have like organically like.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't have organic.

• 3:12Speaker 03

  Have you ever tried?

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  It's like if you went like this and I went, oh, he can break dance. No, but that's what I'm saying though, is because you're black.

• 3:18Speaker 01

  Break dancing?

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  And you can do that. In my mind, I was like, oh, he's doing it, what they do.

• 3:21Speaker 01

  Of all things?

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  That is what makes you.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Or if you went like this, or you know what I mean, through a football or something, or basketball, you know what I mean? I mean, oh, he can, he's like, you know, I mean, Michael Jordan.

• 3:30Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm five eleven.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. If you like, did like a thing where you were like baking.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  You mean?

• 3:36Speaker 03

  I don't think I should be chefing somewhere.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how white people love to bake? Yeah, yeah. Or they're like, you know, I mean, punching a Mexican, you know what I mean?

• 3:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  I'll be like, oh, he can punch Mexicans.

• 3:44Speaker 03

  Right over the border.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pop over the border.

• 3:47Speaker 01

  Are you saying that's the only, only skills white people have?

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  No, they have so many skills. Let's talk about the skills that white people have.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  They have a lot of skills.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  Let's, let's talk about the inventions because we can't.

• 3:57Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, what if we just took the black ones though? It goes, oh, white people have done so many things. The air conditioning.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  Rock, rock and roll.

• 4:05Speaker 03

  Rock and roll.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Rock and roll, yeah, yeah. No, rock, no, you don't have rock and roll.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  Hip hop, but real hip hop.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but rock and roll is blues, right? And jazz, I mean jazz to blues to rock and roll. I think blacks have that.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Down, thank you so much for that contribution.

• 4:21Speaker 01

  Of course, of course, and I thank you guys for adding on to it, you know?

• 4:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:25Speaker 01

  Thank you for the Goo Goo Dolls, I appreciate it.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but without.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Bryce, you know the Goo Goo Dolls? I bet we know a similar amount of songs by the Goo Goo Dolls.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:34Speaker 03

  Now, I know two more than you probably.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  You know a lot of them.

• 4:39Speaker 01

  I'm well knowledgeable.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  You seem like you like the Goo Goo Dolls.

• 4:41Speaker 01

  In the white culture, I'm pretty familiar with a lot of the things you guys.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  Like Counting Crows, I feel like you're a Counting Crows guy.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  No, he's Pantera.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're more Pantera?

• 4:49Speaker 03

  Well.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  He's a Pantera white guy.

• 4:51Speaker 03

  Not wrong.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:52Speaker 03

  I am Pantera, but I'm also all over the place. I am Pantera, next song on the list might be Barbra Streisand.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, on your playlist?

• 5:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  Really?

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:02Speaker 03

  And then 80 stuff.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm listening, okay, you send me a playlist, right?

• 5:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm jamming out in my car, dog. You know what I mean, I'm going Jay Olgerson, Big Jay Olgerson gave me this playlist. So I skip, what am I skipping to?

• 5:14Speaker 03

  Let's see, we're feeling good, we're in California, so I would get out here some times in the crowd to put on Steal My Sunshine by Len.

• 5:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, skip.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  Oh, you don't like?

• 5:23Speaker 01

  Skip?

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I don't know that one, skip.

• 5:25Speaker 03

  Maybe some Tool, maybe some.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, Tool, with Sober or like, you know what I mean, or?

• 5:29Speaker 03

  Maybe a deeper cut.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  What's that song 42 and 7, I don't know what that song is.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  46 and 2.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  I got this, I got numbers, right?

• 5:35Speaker 01

  Sting Fist.

• 5:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Sting Fist is a great one, yeah, yeah, the numbers are right, right?

• 5:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, you were there.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  All right, skip.

• 5:41Speaker 03

  Point and return from the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  You take it there.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how about you, Chappelle?

• 5:48Speaker 03

  Just could.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Oasis.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is that?

• 5:53Speaker 01

  Why is it, why not?

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  But why? Let's answer, let's answer why, and then we'll answer why not.

• 5:59Speaker 01

  Why Oasis? Why, I mean, there's just a great.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  You know how he grew up?

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  He grew up with whites, were you adopted?

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Later on, but I had the white shit before.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  You know those movies where it's like, you know, the football movie, I don't know, right? Where the, where the black football player, kid, right?

• 6:18Speaker 03

  Blind Side.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  Blind Side, right? He moves in with the white family?

• 6:21Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  And they're the good white family, you know what I mean?

• 6:24Speaker 03

  I have to assume every white family that adopts a black child, assuming this is the hopes that they're gonna have a sports or rap star.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 6:36Speaker 03

  You want your investment to pay.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Right, you wanted to.

• 6:39Speaker 01

  Which is fair, yeah, yeah.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  But what it's disappointing.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  You're gonna bring him in and show him where the salad fork goes.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  Right, there you go.

• 6:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're hoping to God you're gonna give them a little kickback on that money.

• 6:45Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck, I look like that guy.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  That lady deserves no money.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  So imagine being a white, a white family and they're, they walk into their, you know, I mean, the black sons, the kids, you know, they adopted, and they're doing like crack. They're like, oh, we fucking fucked up. We got the wrong kind.

• 7:02Speaker 01

  I wasn't doing crack.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just saying, I'm, no, you're not getting what I'm saying. No, what I'm saying is. No, because you're the good kind.

• 7:09Speaker 01

  Crackheads adopt?

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  I, I think, I think this is a line.

• 7:12Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, wait, I'm, I'm.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  I might get off the road. No, you know what? I was driving down the road. No, no, no, no, I wanna get off the road.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  The good kind.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, play a song, play a song. Love blacks, great people. No, um, no, um.

• 7:25Speaker 01

  The good kind. What makes me the good kind, Bob? Bobby, you know what?

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, all right, all right, Jay, Big Jay, can you back me up on this?

• 7:32Speaker 03

  Cause he's been refined by whites?

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  Like a, like a wine, like a wine.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  But also, you, you grew up around black people.

• 7:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  You're from Philly.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, you didn't, so you don't know us like he does.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? I, I hate the questioning. I hate the questioning.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  I didn't question you, I was just saying.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  I hate, I, I. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:55Speaker 01

  Damn, you really weren't good at school, fuck.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  I, I resent what you just said there as well, okay? What I'm saying to you is this, I cannot help that my parents moved to Poway and there were two black people in town.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  How can I help that? You know what I mean? But the blacks that I did see, right?

• 8:12Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I was very enjoyed, I enjoyed them, their presence.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  You enjoyed them?

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, their presence.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  Keep going, Bobby.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  When they were like tap dancing and stuff and whatever.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  Tap, what the?

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding, I'm kidding, they don't.

• 8:21Speaker 03

  Why does it always assume when anyone's moving their lives up, it's moving further away from ethnic people?

• 8:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what is this, what is this?

• 8:29Speaker 03

  I just bought, I just bought a house.

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm drowning.

• 8:30Speaker 03

  I've lived in New York City for all of my adult life. I lived in West Philadelphia for all of my childhood and a brief moment in South Jersey. And no matter what they say, when, the neighborhood when I moved, I mean, I bought the place right then, I was like, oh, I should look up the town.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Mm.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  And you look up and it's like, uh, it's like 81% white. You're like, we did it.

• 8:54Speaker 03

  Never thought about demographic anywhere I've lived in my life.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  So when I was adopted by the whites, I moved up.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  You did move up.

• 8:59Speaker 01

  I moved up.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  But what happened to the family that you left?

• 9:02Speaker 01

  I didn't leave them, they kicked me out.

• 9:05Speaker 03

  Cranking Oasis in the hood.

• 9:09Speaker 03

  Gonna get us killed, son!

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  That was the problem.

• 9:15Speaker 01

  But I love it, dad! No, my stepdad hated the fact that I skateboarded.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  Been a punk, he hated that shit. That's where we clashed a lot.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  But do you still see your black family?

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, of course. I love them to death.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, when you go home, what's it like?

• 9:31Speaker 03

  Loud.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  I so.

• 9:34Speaker 01

  Well, looky who came back! I'm just visiting. How was it with the white folks? Tail between your legs now, huh?

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  But is, when you go to the house, is there a photo of like James Baldwin on the, on the wall?

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Or, you know, like, like one of the, you know, one of your founders?

• 9:52Speaker 01

  You know what's funny?

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Not a founder, what do you call them?

• 9:56Speaker 01

  Activist?

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, one of your people.

• 9:59Speaker 03

  The founding brothers?

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  The founding brothers.

• 10:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, the founding brothers.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Or is it more Black Panther-y? It could be Black Panther-y.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  No, it's more so founding brothers, I accept that. I applaud that one. No, uh, the kind of shit we had in our house, like my black family, it was all African tribal shit. Meanwhile, none of us know anything about Africa.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 10:17Speaker 01

  It was crazy. But we just had to do it.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Like a blow dart?

• 10:21Speaker 01

  Bitch!

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  No, is that a tribal thing, a blow dart? Okay, let's move on.

• 10:25Speaker 03

  That is when black people get money, uh, I know this with Patrice O'Neal, he bought his house, uh, a couple of years before he passed, and he decorated it. I would have never assumed he was gonna go this route. Patrice is a very American, Boston, black guy.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:40Speaker 03

  And right away in his house, a statue of a giraffe. And like, oh, it's gotta be like African-y, like things like that.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  I'm telling you.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  But it was his wife.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  You know why? It's, black people feel guilt about making money, so they have to get more African.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that what it is?

• 10:55Speaker 03

  That's what it is.

• 10:56Speaker 01

  Damn, I need to call my mom and ask her about that. I'm like, why did you have the African tribal shit? It was like all over.

• 11:01Speaker 03

  Chappelle gets a two-picture deal, he's gonna have one of the leather Africa pennants on. He's gonna dress like he goes to Hillman University.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  So, um, I don't know, we opened with the race, that's interesting.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  Cause you always take it there.

• 11:16Speaker 03

  Well, there's every, every race is represented in this room, that's why.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's, he's said some things to me that I will never repeat.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, that's fucking blasphemy. And also, we have a Mexican, a Filipino, a white, a white, a black, and an Asian.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  I know you keep it diverse, but I mean, you don't say shit.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:31Speaker 03

  It's like a DMV waiting room.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  So, since we're on race, um, can we talk about the top four of our, like?

• 11:41Speaker 01

  Top four races?

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Who, no, who we think of, like, who we think of, um, like, I'll think of, like, Asians that are, like, I think the most important Asians that, that really influenced me.

• 11:50Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  Can we go there? Let's get positive.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  So, so the top blacks that have influenced me?

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  It could be even celebrities you've never even met, or people like James Baldwin, whatever.

• 11:56Speaker 01

  Okay. If you say James Baldwin.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just happen to love him.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  But why are you throwing, why don't you throw out suggestions for Big J?

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  We're all gonna do it, dude.

• 12:06Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  Harriet Tubman. Are we all doing black people?

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  No, you do whites.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  I'll do white people.

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  You're the representative of whites.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  Understood now.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  I wanna hear his top four blacks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why am I top four blacks?

• 12:18Speaker 01

  I wanna hear.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you wanna go top four blacks then? And then, yeah, yeah, why don't we do this? We go top four blacks, top four Asians.

• 12:23Speaker 01

  But I wanna hear, I wanna hear his whites.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Or let's start with the whites. Let's start with whites. So go ahead, your top four whites.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  Top four whites. Uh, Liam Gallagher from Oasis.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God.

• 12:32Speaker 01

  Henry Rollins.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:34Speaker 01

  Okay. Uh, I'll go with, uh, shit, this is fucking tough. Uh, I'll go with Ian McKay from Minor Threat. I'll go with, uh...

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  I would say Fugazi, but...

• 12:45Speaker 01

  Okay, same shit.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  It's not the same thing.

• 12:47Speaker 01

  It's not the same.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Fugazi's better.

• 12:48Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:49Speaker 01

  Chill.

• 12:50Speaker 03

  I tell you what, I grew, I grew up around black people enough that I don't know songs by anyone you're saying, and I know a lot of music.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of Fugazi or no?

• 12:59Speaker 03

  I know Fugazi and, uh, Minor Threat. I'm just like, don't, I don't know songs.

• 13:03Speaker 01

  Uh, fourth top white, Big J.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's a lie, but good, thank you.

• 13:08Speaker 01

  No, I'm at...

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  You're not on anyone's top four.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  I made an influencer.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Top four, uh, whites.

• 13:13Speaker 01

  Cause he said founding brothers, and I respect him.

• 13:15Speaker 03

  My top four whites.

• 13:18Speaker 03

  What's funny is my top four whites are always gonna be people who I think are cool. Probably because of their black influence. You've got your Everlast.

• 13:26Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Is that a music?

• 13:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, Everlast.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:30Speaker 03

  House of Pain.

• 13:31Speaker 01

  House of Pain.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Wait, uh, you, top four whites of all time and you're gonna open with Everlast?

• 13:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then, uh.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Lincoln's not in there?

• 13:38Speaker 03

  No, and then Christopher Columbus.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there we go. Christopher Columbus, that's a good one.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, let him, let him.

• 13:44Speaker 03

  What if all my races are things that were against another race?

• 13:49Speaker 01

  David Duke.

• 13:50Speaker 03

  Hitler, Mussolini. Uh, the guy who killed the, the black guy on the subway and, uh, and Timothy McVeigh.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:59Speaker 01

  Oh, shit.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  They're doing a McVeigh movie and I can't wait.

• 14:02Speaker 01

  Really? Why? Anyways, okay, so you, those were your top four whites?

• 14:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, that can't really be them for real.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go, go real.

• 14:09Speaker 03

  Uh, real top four whites.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, I'm saying, I, I didn't know when Chappelle made his names, he was naming like musicians.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  He didn't name like in really important whites.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  But that's what I want.

• 14:21Speaker 03

  To him.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's important.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  You were looking for, so you were just gonna let him give goofy, uh, music answers and you're holding me to the fire? To name fucking the people who birthed our country or something?

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is that he answered goofy, but I believe that that's true.

• 14:38Speaker 03

  Sully.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  It rings well with them.

• 14:39Speaker 03

  The pilot from The Miracle on the Hudson.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Sully, yeah, that's a good one.

• 14:44Speaker 03

  Uh, whoever the pilot was, who fucking landed that fucking Delta plane on his head yesterday.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that was great.

• 14:48Speaker 03

  On his head?

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  On the head, that's insane.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  Come on, dude. Fucking eighty.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Some people were hanging upside down and they just fucking said fuck it and they just did the seatbelt and they fell on the ceiling.

• 14:57Speaker 03

  That's great.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 14:59Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  Shut that baby up, though.

• 15:02Speaker 01

  Oh, shit.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  I don't think the baby would cry more, but anyway, okay, so I'm gonna go.

• 15:09Speaker 01

  You think the baby's just gonna chill?

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Is it my turn or no?

• 15:11Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, let's be real, okay? Lou Reed.

• 15:15Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  Huge musical influence for me.

• 15:18Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  But not House of Pain. Okay.

• 15:21Speaker 01

  I know, yeah, why'd you choose Everlast?

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you think that Lou, you think Everlast is better than Lou Reed? In terms of influence and music and in culture?

• 15:31Speaker 03

  He bridged gaps, man.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's your list. I'm gonna say mine.

• 15:35Speaker 03

  He can rap.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  My second one.

• 15:36Speaker 03

  Can Lou Reed rap?

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  My second one, Schindler.

• 15:39Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 15:39Speaker 01

  Oh, wow. Okay.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  And I love Schindler.

• 15:42Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  I think he did a great job.

• 15:43Speaker 03

  He's always, he's forced me to now, anything I purchase, big ticket, I, uh, rank it in how many Jews I could have bought for it. Remember at the end of Schindler's List?

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:54Speaker 03

  It's like, oh, this right here, this could have been two more.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  I go, holy shit, that's a nice truck. What is it, forty-six Jews?

• 16:01Speaker 01

  Forty-six seamstress tax-doing?

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

• 16:05Speaker 01

  We had to watch that in school, by the way, but...

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  What'd you feel when you saw it?

• 16:08Speaker 01

  I was just like, oh, okay.

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 16:10Speaker 01

  I was like, where's the slave movies at?

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Amistad, I saw that in school.

• 16:14Speaker 01

  You did not see Amistad in school?

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, I was older, but, but, yeah, anyway, uh, great movie, though.

• 16:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  What you guys suffered during down there was incredible.

• 16:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And then they threw you overboard? Did they not?

• 16:26Speaker 01

  Bobby?

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Name your whites.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, sorry. Schindler, Lou Reed, um, I would say Rachmaninoff.

• 16:35Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  Who's that?

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  I just wanted to say to people that he doesn't know. And, um, I would say, um, Kierkegaard.

• 16:44Speaker 03

  Jesus.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:45Speaker 01

  Is he naming horrible people?

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  No, Kierkegaard's a philo- uh, existentialist philosopher, and he wrote a book called Fear and Trembling.

• 16:53Speaker 03

  He went artistic with it?

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  I went artistic with it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Blacks, go.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

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• 17:28Speaker 03

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• 17:28Bobby Lee?

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• 18:03Speaker 05

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• 18:17Bobby Lee?

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• 20:09Speaker 03

  He went artistic with it.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  I went artistic with it.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Blacks, go.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  Blacks?

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Go quick, quick.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  The way he said blacks, it really fucking.

• 20:22Speaker 03

  Now, blacks.

• 20:23Speaker 01

  Denzel Washington.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:25Speaker 01

  I have to say Malcolm X.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Incredible. I'm gonna go with Richard Pryor.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  And then fourth, fourth top black of all time.

• 20:40Speaker 01

  Damn. H R from Bad Brains.

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  You know I knew him? Anyway, let's move on.

• 20:50Speaker 01

  Name your blacks.

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  Rest in peace.

• 20:53Speaker 01

  He did not die.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's, I know somebody else then.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude. This fucking guy.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:58Speaker 01

  You don't even know your blacks. He knows his blacks.

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't know punk blacks, I don't know punk blacks.

• 21:02Speaker 01

  I've, I got a feeling.

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:04Speaker 03

  My blacklist is pretty good.

• 21:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's us be, let us be the judge, okay?

• 21:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, simple.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Uh, simple, go.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Ghostface Killer, LeVar Burton, Webster, MC Hammer.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  Dude, LeVar Burton was on my list. Diversity, right? No, it was. Yes, it was. Geordi La Forge from Star Trek: X-Generation.

• 21:22Speaker 01

  He was not on your list.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 21:24Speaker 03

  He was also in Roots, which was a slave movie.

• 21:27Speaker 01

  You bring up Star Trek, bring up Roots, dawg.

• 21:29Speaker 03

  He said, where's the slave movies? You said, uh, Amistad.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:33Speaker 03

  Not Roots. But LeVar Burton was gonna be on your list for Star Trek, not Roots. Yeah, yeah. I like that. Yeah, yeah.

• 21:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's, yeah. I mean, you know, I twisted up, dude.

• 21:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:44Speaker 03

  Did your mom, I know we're not far apart in age at all, did your mom wear, uh, the banana clips in her hair? When she was younger? My mom did that in the eighties, the banana clip.

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my mom did that.

• 21:55Speaker 03

  The teeth thing?

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  But she used real bananas.

• 21:57Speaker 03

  Which were essentially.

• 21:59Bobby Lee?

  Cut that out.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  Geordi La Forge glasses, if you were a kid. That banana clip.

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. Very good. Did you think that when Star Trek came out? You thought that?

• 22:09Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:09Speaker 03

  My stepfather is a sci-fi nerd.

• 22:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm a huge Star Trek fan.

• 22:13Speaker 03

  And a powerlifter.

• 22:14Speaker 01

  Dude, that's crazy. My stepdad is a sci-fi nerd.

• 22:16Speaker 03

  Really?

• 22:16Speaker 01

  He loved, uh, Babylon 5.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  I love Babylon 5, too.

• 22:20Speaker 01

  He loved that fucking show.

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  In fact, my neighbor, head writer of Babylon 5.

• 22:26Speaker 01

  Really?

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 22:27Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I fucking hate that bastard.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  Let's go take his house.

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Screaming about my dog.

• 22:31Speaker 01

  Let's ask him his favorite blacks.

• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can I go to mine?

• 22:35Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah. It's your turn.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  Uh...

• 22:37Speaker 01

  Be as fast as Jay, though.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  Um, my favorite black, let's see.

• 22:41Speaker 03

  I already said Webster.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  I would have to say, um, George Floyd.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:51Speaker 03

  He died doing what he loved?

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  Selling cigarettes?

• 22:56Speaker 03

  That's the wrong black guy that got killed?

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is it?

• 22:58Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  Was my, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Who's George Floyd?

• 23:03Speaker 01

  Nigga!

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  Wait, who's George Floyd? Go ahead.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  The knee on the neck guy.

• 23:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He was selling cigarettes, no?

• 23:10Speaker 03

  No.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  No.

• 23:11Speaker 05

  That's the I can't breathe guy.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  That was in Jersey. Mike, uh...

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what was George Floyd doing?

• 23:16Speaker 05

  I don't know, but move on.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  Let me, no, I'm not gonna move on.

• 23:18Speaker 05

  Play a song.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not gonna play a song. I'll tell you this right now. I'm gonna double down, dude. He wanted to.

• 23:24Speaker 03

  He wanted to sell cigarettes, probably.

• 23:25Speaker 01

  Will you hit a G chord, please?

• 23:28Speaker 03

  He wanted to sell cigarettes, but he never got the chance.

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he never got the chance.

• 23:31Speaker 03

  You know my favorite thing is, uh, a new rabbit hole on YouTube I go into is, uh... Uh, white Karen ladies, uh, being arrested. And now they yell out George Floyd, white ladies yelling out.

• 23:43Speaker 01

  They do?

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:45Speaker 03

  It's so fucking funny.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  And they mean it because they're so pissed.

• 23:47Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  Like, get your, you're, you're abusing me, George Floyd. Yeah, yeah.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 23:51Bobby Lee?

  Or they do this.

• 23:52Speaker 03

  They don't mean you.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  So there was a, my favorite Karen is leopard print Karen out of Florida. She was in a Starbucks.

• 23:58Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah, yeah.

• 23:58Bobby Lee?

  Right? She refused to wear a mask in the Starbucks. Two officers pulled her out, threw her against the car. And then she says, I can't breathe.

• 24:07Speaker 01

  No, she.

• 24:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And that, and her neck is completely free.

• 24:11Speaker 03

  I cannot breathe? I think she says it wrong.

• 24:13Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  I cannot breathe. Yeah, she says it like that.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  Full words.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:19Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 24:20Speaker 03

  That is my, uh, that's my hotel room rabbit hole. Body cam.

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  Mm.

• 24:23Speaker 03

  And true crime.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love that.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  Who was the Karen that snitched on the black dudes at Starbucks?

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  It's so weird that we can't even get into.

• 24:28Speaker 03

  It was in Philly.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  There she is. There she is. Yeah.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  You have your hand on my person, or she says something ridiculous like that.

• 24:37Speaker 01

  She cute?

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she's.

• 24:39Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Look at her. You fucker.

• 24:41Speaker 01

  Do I, do I, does that look like someone I would fucking?

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's a fat white girl. Anyway, guys, um.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  Fuck you.

• 24:47Speaker 03

  Do you wanna?

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um. Yeah.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  You wanna see in arguably the funniest, uh, body cam video? It's a fat woman being tasered in a, in her bathing suit in a hotel room.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, no.

• 25:00Speaker 03

  It's one of the funniest things ever because usually when people get tasered, they lock. You see when they get tasered, they lock up and drop.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:07Speaker 03

  Something about her, it courses through her body and it's.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she does a dance?

• 25:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like when they put a car battery to an octopus or something.

• 25:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 25:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen that. I'd love to see that. I would love to see that.

• 25:19Speaker 03

  Fat lady taser.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Mm.

• 25:22Speaker 03

  Hotel.

• 25:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's see fat lady taser.

• 25:25Speaker 03

  Hotel.

• 25:26Speaker 01

  Finish, finish your, you have three more black dudes.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  I do?

• 25:30Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:31Speaker 01

  And be, and be, be wise.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna be, that's rude. And I don't like that kind of fucking energy, dude.

• 25:37Speaker 01

  Be wise.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  It's my show.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  Be wise.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I will.

• 25:40Speaker 03

  Emmanuel Lewis is his real name.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny that you say that.

• 25:46Speaker 01

  He knows his shit.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny that you say that because literally, there was a five-year period where he would call my house every night.

• 25:54Speaker 01

  For what?

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Emmanuel Lewis.

• 25:55Speaker 03

  Why?

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Because he had moved to Atlanta. Every time, not every night, but every time he would come back to LA, he would want to hang out. And I've never hung out with him, but he had my number.

• 26:02Speaker 01

  Really?

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  And he would go, "Hey Bobby, I'm in town. It's me Emmanuel."

• 26:07Speaker 01

  He doesn't sound like that, but go ahead.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  To me, he does though.

• 26:09Speaker 03

  That's almost a dead-on impression.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  You know, Jay, that's why.

• 26:15Speaker 03

  I mean-

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  That's why you're here.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  Eyes closed? I would have, I would have opened my eyes and be like, "I wasn't talking shit Emmanuel, oh, that was Bobby."

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, close your eyes real quick, okay? I wanted, I wanted, who am I doing, all right?

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  What's happening, what, what?

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  What's happening, Willis?

• 26:30Speaker 03

  Gary Coleman.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah! Whoa! Happening? Whoa!

• 26:35Speaker 03

  Now, let me tell you what you, Bobby, though-

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  I fucked up. I know, I fucked, I forgot that.

• 26:38Speaker 03

  You might want to edit this because you link all black people together in your head.

• 26:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:43Speaker 03

  You gave, uh, uh, Dwayne, uh, what's happening?

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:47Speaker 01

  Yes!

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:49Speaker 03

  Um-

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  What you talking about, Willis?

• 26:50Speaker 03

  What you talking about, Willis?

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  What you talking about, Willis? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's what I do. I, I combo them up. You know what I mean?

• 26:57Speaker 03

  That's fair.

• 26:57Speaker 01

  You combo us up?

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  I, it's like Fusion Restaurant. I do it with slogans.

• 27:02Speaker 03

  What a funny show.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  That's good, pretty good, right?

• 27:04Speaker 03

  Dude, how about Different Strokes being about a rich white family with a daughter who adopts two black kids? And in real life?

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  The rich white daughter is the one who robs a fucking, like, uh-

• 27:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:16Speaker 03

  Laundry mat?

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 27:17Speaker 03

  And then did, and then did softcore porn and drugs and died.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  Oh, she ended up dying?

• 27:22Speaker 03

  I think she died, yeah.

• 27:23Speaker 01

  She had, yeah.

• 27:23Speaker 03

  Dana Plato?

• 27:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  We should redo Different Strokes.

• 27:26Speaker 01

  Gary Coleman passed, passed away-

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  I know he did. R.I.P. R.I.P. Did. Did you cry when he died?

• 27:32Speaker 01

  I'm gonna beat his ass.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy, what?

• 27:36Speaker 01

  He wasn't in my top four.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  But he's a, he's a, um, forefather. You mean?

• 27:42Speaker 01

  Brother.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  A trailblazer.

• 27:44Speaker 03

  Definitely a pioneer, Black Midgets.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  He is, he is a pioneer for Black Midgets.

• 27:48Speaker 03

  Without a doubt.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  We should do different strokes, but different degrees of the actual stroke.

• 27:52Speaker 03

  Oh, I like that.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  So, you know, one guy's like really kind of ripe, but the other-

• 27:56Speaker 01

  Wait, so that was-

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, listen, I'm pitching a show.

• 27:58Speaker 03

  And we all live with a fat hilarious speech pathologist.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude.

• 28:03Speaker 03

  Oh, this, it's writing itself.

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.

• 28:07Speaker 01

  No.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Interrupting me?

• 28:08Speaker 01

  No, I, I didn't realize, I didn't realize, I thought the dad adopted them. I didn't know that was the show.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 28:15Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 28:15Speaker 01

  For different strokes.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the different strokes, the different strokes is that-

• 28:19Speaker 03

  It was his, it was, it's such a hilariously sort of racist story of his poor black housekeeper had two kids. She died suddenly, there was no father, and so he adopted his housekeeper's kids. And that's Willis and Arnold.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Mmm. What about the little Webster? What happened to him?

• 28:39Speaker 03

  In real life, he became best friends with MC Hammer.

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  In the show, in the show.

• 28:44Speaker 03

  It was, I'd say, uh, he was adopted by, yeah, Webster was adopted by two white people, Mam and George. Even though they adopted him and made him their child, he still had to call the white lady Mam. They kept him-

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  Under thumb still.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 28:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Speaking of them-

• 28:59Speaker 03

  At no point he goes, "Could I call you guys mom and dad?" They're like, "Hell no."

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:03Speaker 03

  We have, we were, we're big in the church in this neighborhood.

• 29:05Speaker 01

  There's something, there's something with whites adopting little, little blacks.

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  And the question is, what happened, what happened to the little blacks? In the eighties, we had two big ones. What happened to them, the little blacks?

• 29:15Speaker 03

  They all became bod-, uh, power lifters, I'm telling you.

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they have?

• 29:18Speaker 03

  They got little arms, they don't have to move with weight very far.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. That's, I goes, what, always wondering, you know?

• 29:23Speaker 01

  All right, finish your blacks.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Don't, I don't like your energy, dude. I like to take my times with my blacks. And, and I'm not, I'm not stalling because I don't, I can't think of anybody.

• 29:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's vamping a little bit.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can think of-

• 29:33Speaker 01

  You don't, you don't have.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  I do, dude.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  And we have to do, since you're Asian, we have to do our favorite Asians.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  I know, we're not there yet, dude.

• 29:39Speaker 01

  Oh, got it.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing here? Nothing, just looking up some stuff. Oh, yeah, let's zoom in here. Beyonce's, oh, one of mine?

• 29:46Speaker 01

  Is he?

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  The fuck? You know, I like-

• 29:48Speaker 03

  It would be funny if they were as loose like, "Oh, that's right, Mackay Pfeiffer." "It was on the tip of my tongue."

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Mackay Pfeiffer. Yeah, yeah, um, Vivica A. Fox.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  You don't like Queen Latifah?

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, no, I have my own blocks. You take that out because it's distracting what I'm really thinking here. What are you thinking? Flip Wilson is one of my favorites.

• 30:05Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Do you know who he is?

• 30:06Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Who is Flip Wilson? I know you do.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  Median.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 30:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  But he was, um-

• 30:12Speaker 03

  Back in the Playboy era days.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, guy.

• 30:14Speaker 03

  Playboy Club.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  I love it. You know what I mean?

• 30:16Speaker 03

  Did you watch the, the secrets of the Playboy, uh, stories? The secrets of Playboy Mansion and stuff?

• 30:23Speaker 01

  Uh-uh.

• 30:23Speaker 03

  That-

• 30:24Speaker 01

  It was really crazy, yeah?

• 30:25Speaker 03

  You know, Don Cornelius. The allegation on him, they said Don Cornelius had two girls sent to his house. Playboy bunnies. And he beat and tortured them and fucked them for two days. And then they had to send like, a house mother to go pick them up from, Soul Train, Don Cornelius.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't talk dark to me, I love Don Cornelius.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm just saying like-

• 30:44Speaker 01

  R.I.P.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  R.I.P.

• 30:45Speaker 03

  They had to go get them and they brought the girls out, they were all beat up. They put him in the in-house doctors at the Playboy Mansion. And that girl, and the girl, who was one of the girls said like, and she went down there the next week and he was just sitting at his normal table again like that, like no repercussions at all.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 31:00Speaker 03

  So it was just a better time all around.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  Was, was the leader of that.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  I went there once to the Playboy Mansion, a party, I was invited. And nothing happened to me. No one would say hi to me, it was-

• 31:11Speaker 03

  Nothing would happen to me either, it's not, unless you're fucking Scott Baio.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying, you have to be Scott Baio.

• 31:17Speaker 01

  Oh, you have to be like a fucking dime piece.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  A dime piece, like Rob Lowe.

• 31:20Speaker 03

  No, I don't think as a guy you have to be, I think you have to be, I think-

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  Somebody, I would, nobody.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  That place was made of, of the, probably the throwing around money ladies' men guys. So it wasn't necessarily looks, it was like, these 24-year-old girls are coming in, for some reason they have to blow James Caan, I guess.

• 31:37Speaker 03

  And you're just like, it's James Caan, or when they say that, you're like, "Oh, but it's, uh, what's his one, what's the Bonnie and Clyde?"

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  Love it.

• 31:44Speaker 03

  What's his name, uh?

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  That's him.

• 31:46Speaker 03

  They always say he-

• 31:47Speaker 01

  Warren Beatty.

• 31:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, Warren Beatty.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  Warren Beatty, yeah, yeah.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  Warren Beatty goes, "He's an old fucking fugly geezer."

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:52Speaker 03

  Is what he is.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  But I would go into rooms, there was no like, sex in rooms.

• 31:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know where to go, no one talked to me, it was a terrible experience, you know?

• 31:59Speaker 01

  You showed up and got G-rated.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  I feel like in each room, it's like, uh, like you think you're looking at a painted wall and it's like, it's Paulie Shore just opens his eyes.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  He's like painted into the wall completely.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  He hangs out like Rambo 2.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I have a fourth one, let's see, um, what did I say already? James Baldwin, George Floyd, you know what I mean? He wanted to sell cigarettes. The third one was, um, Flip Wilson.

• 32:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  And the fourth one would probably, you know what I mean, obviously be, um, you Chappelle.

• 32:31Speaker 03

  Wow. Couldn't think of another black midget.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  Couldn't think of another black midget.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  We've got a bit for 15 minutes trying to find you one more black person. One more black midget you were trying to find.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't think we should go into Asians.

• 32:45Speaker 01

  Why?

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I mean, I don't think you have any. I don't think we've influenced you in any kind of way.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  Can I tell you what? This may be the one I could be the most genuine about.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  Influence in my life particularly?

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're a pretty lady.

• 32:58Speaker 03

  Very easy.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 32:59Speaker 03

  Ricky the Dragon Steamboat, when I was a kid.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  He, that's...

• 33:03Speaker 03

  This might throw you a loop.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  Is he Asian?

• 33:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, Ricky the Dragon was.

• 33:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:09Speaker 03

  Two, Shoko Shugi.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Another wrestler?

• 33:12Speaker 03

  No.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:13Speaker 03

  Shoko Shugi was in all, uh, he was like in the ninja movies when I was young.

• 33:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 33:19Speaker 03

  He was the main guy in all of them. Pray for Death, Revenge of the Ninja, and Ninja 3: The Domination. Weirdly enough, there's no Ninja 1 or 2 movie. There's just a movie called Ninja 3: The Domination.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 33:30Speaker 01

  Interesting.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Strange. Are you sure?

• 33:33Speaker 03

  Hundred percent.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:34Speaker 03

  Ninja 3: The Domination starring...

• 33:36Speaker 01

  First of all, that looks hard as fuck.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  That looks hard.

• 33:38Speaker 03

  Let me tell you what's funny about it. If you guys care about nostalgia.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  And that ninja has...

• 33:41Speaker 01

  I do.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  That ninja has gone to...

• 33:43Speaker 03

  So this girl, there's a great documentary on this company, Golden Globus. That's who made all the shitty, like, uh, movies back in the day, like, Missing in Action and all those kind of, just the action movies.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:53Speaker 03

  Of the time, this Shoko Shugi.

• 33:57Speaker 03

  That's him in Ninja 3: The Domination. I don't know if he's alive. I've never even thought...

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Would you like to meet him?

• 34:02Speaker 03

  I'd love to meet him.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  I'll set up, well, we know...

• 34:04Speaker 03

  You have all their numbers?

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:09Speaker 03

  Some kind of a horn in every age.

• 34:13Speaker 01

  He's alive.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, great.

• 34:14Speaker 01

  He's alive. Of course he is.

• 34:16Speaker 03

  This guy, uh, yeah, those.

• 34:18Speaker 01

  The little guy ain't dying. Look at him.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  Those movies meant everything to me.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Would you be nervous around him?

• 34:23Speaker 03

  No.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Hey, how you doing? I saw.

• 34:26Speaker 03

  Oh, hello, Mr. Kishugi.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  I love your work in Ninja 3: The Domination.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, very good, very good. Did you see one and two?

• 34:33Speaker 03

  There was no one and two.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Hey, what you mean you would know?

• 34:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  All right, great.

• 34:37Speaker 03

  But if you go back to that cover of that movie, uh, for a second.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:41Speaker 03

  That girl, so that, that company that made all these shitty action movies.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  She's half-black.

• 34:45Speaker 03

  They gave her a three-picture deal.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 34:48Speaker 03

  It's, no, it's a white girl. Her name's Lucinda Dickey.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:51Speaker 03

  She's in Breakin' One and Breakin' Two.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 34:55Speaker 03

  Lucinda Dickey.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:57Speaker 03

  And then, uh, they just had to make another movie with it. It was a three-picture deal. And they just threw this together and put, and put, the idea of this movie is she gets possessed by the spirit of a ninja. So the ninja in this movie is a white girl.

• 35:08Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, it's her?

• 35:09Speaker 03

  And Shoka Shugi must stop her because if you watched the film, you would know only a ninja can stop a ninja.

• 35:20Speaker 03

  It's a, it's a pretty great one.

• 35:22Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  So, well, so did you watch like Godfather or anything like that or just only that kind of movie?

• 35:27Speaker 03

  On my life.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:28Speaker 03

  Never saw the Godfather.

• 35:29Speaker 01

  Shoka Shugi wasn't in Godfather Part Two as an extra.

• 35:32Speaker 03

  As an extra. Nice.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Passerby.

• 35:33Speaker 03

  It all comes full circle.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  He was passerby.

• 35:36Speaker 03

  It all comes full circle.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  Black belt, nine stripes, right? Passerby.

• 35:40Speaker 03

  Revenge of the Ninjas is one of the best movies of all time.

• 35:43Speaker 01

  Aloha, Sam.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead. Um, Chappelle, your four favorite age?

• 35:47Speaker 01

  Um, I'm gonna have to go with Jackie Chan because of Rumble in the Bronx.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:51Speaker 01

  Yes. One of my favorites. Um, I gotta go with, uh, homie from Surf Ninjas. Ernie Reyes. Ernie Reyes Jr.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 35:59Speaker 01

  Um, oh, homie in Ong Bak.

• 36:02Speaker 03

  Hmm. Ernie Reyes Jr. Also in The Last Dragon.

• 36:05Speaker 01

  Yes. Oh, Bruce Lee, right?

• 36:07Speaker 03

  He's the little.

• 36:08Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 36:08Speaker 03

  He's a little kid.

• 36:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's like breakdancing and shit. Yeah. Um, shit, who's another one that's so fucking dope? Um.

• 36:18Speaker 01

  You got so many.

• 36:21Speaker 01

  You got a lot.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, we got so many.

• 36:23Speaker 01

  There's a ton of you guys around, like. I can't, I lost count.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I go mine or no?

• 36:30Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 36:30Speaker 03

  I would've said Uncle Ben, but I thought he was Asian, he made rice, but it turned out to be black guy.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, very good.

• 36:38Speaker 03

  I was Uncle Ben.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  That's our connection. That's why we fuck with each other.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Uncle Ben.

• 36:42Speaker 03

  Uncle Ben, still bringing people together after all these years. They want to take him off the box.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  There he is. So Asian.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  Look at him right there.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  Uh, first of all, black people created rice.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, okay, I mean, I have no idea.

• 36:53Speaker 03

  I think even black people say God created rice.

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Do you really believe that?

• 36:59Speaker 03

  Uncle Ben.

• 36:59Speaker 01

  That's what Paul Mooney said.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, yeah, Paul Mooney is, nah.

• 37:02Speaker 03

  Uncle Ben definitely.

• 37:03Speaker 01

  He said that.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 37:04Speaker 03

  This picture of Uncle Ben definitely is the Uncle Ben that would yell at the other black people in the house.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:10Speaker 03

  You're gonna fuck it up for all of us, yeah.

• 37:16Speaker 03

  That's why they don't like you.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:18Speaker 03

  Cause you don't know how to act.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, yeah, like, it's.

• 37:21Speaker 01

  Samuel Jackson.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  And Django, and Django, that's the character. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:24Speaker 01

  Who's that nigga on that nag?

• 37:27Speaker 03

  Y'all make me sick.

• 37:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, say it, Bobby, say that line, say it.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  Give me the line, I'll say it. I don't forget, what's the line?

• 37:34Speaker 01

  Who's that nigga on that nag?

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Who's in here, my?

• 37:36Speaker 01

  Whoa!

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Who's in here, my? Can I go mine or no?

• 37:41Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, Pat Morita for sure for me. Because he was the na, he was a, um, an Asian actor that didn't know karate. I know that he did it in fucking Karate Kid.

• 37:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  But he was more of like a goofy kind of a comedian kind of a character, like Al from Happy Days.

• 37:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  The first time I saw him. And then, um, he smoked weed to the, the, the end of his life. I, I saw a video of him at a frat party, just fucking ripping one out of a bong.

• 38:08Speaker 03

  Really?

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's me in a different time, I think.

• 38:12Speaker 01

  He does a me Red Fox impression, too.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 38:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, don't do a buddy, uh, cop film with Jay Leno, though.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right.

• 38:19Speaker 03

  Don't do that.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Second favorite, Suni.

• 38:22Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I, I applaud her.

• 38:24Speaker 03

  You know how to thank somebody for adopting you. That's how you thank someone.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  The third one is the girl that vanished at that hotel in downtown LA.

• 38:35Speaker 01

  Oh, you know that fell in the tank?

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the tank, the water tank, Asian. That's one of my favorite.

• 38:40Speaker 01

  She vanished, she just fell in that tank.

• 38:41Speaker 03

  Four full episodes of one of them possibly talking about demonic possession and ghosts. And it turns out she was all for meds and fell in a tank.

• 38:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  That's what it narrowed down to.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember some of the elevator scenes where she was like doing?

• 38:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, where she'd like walk in, walk out.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, walk in, I love that shit.

• 38:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, she looks like she's like, like she was seeing something like a ghost.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  We consider her a mime. She's the first Asian mime. There she is.

• 39:03Speaker 01

  There she is.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  What is she doing there? She thinks she's at the Ho Chi Minh Trail. Look at her.

• 39:10Speaker 03

  I love you, John Lambo.

• 39:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at her. I feel so bad. And then my fourth, what's my favorite? You know, I think Genghis.

• 39:20Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he did a lot of good work out there, you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, he did a lot of bad things, but he also, um.

• 39:25Speaker 03

  I saw pussy he wanted and took it.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 39:28Speaker 01

  Did he do that?

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  He loved horses.

• 39:30Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's why I like him. Anyway, um, no, you know who it is? Takai.

• 39:36Speaker 01

  Takai?

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  George Takei.

• 39:38Speaker 01

  Oh, uh, from Star Trek.

• 39:40Speaker 03

  He's a very lovable Asian.

• 39:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Why are you laughing? I love that Asian.

• 39:44Speaker 03

  I mean, he's pretty gay.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean?

• 39:46Speaker 03

  But also.

• 39:47Speaker 01

  Oh, so he is gay?

• 39:48Speaker 03

  No, very.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  He's the most gay. The most gay you could.

• 39:52Speaker 03

  He's the gay.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, he has a black hole down there.

• 39:55Speaker 01

  Is that Asian dude from Goonies gay?

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  What? No. Key? Oh, yeah, is Key gay? No. He seems, I like him. Don't you like him? He's having a resurgence.

• 40:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, he is.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:05Speaker 01

  Was he in like a?

• 40:07Speaker 03

  His real impish, boyish, boyish excitement is annoying.

• 40:10Speaker 01

  Look at that.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 40:11Speaker 01

  Bro, just proud.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:13Speaker 03

  Oh, it was all hell.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:16Speaker 03

  He was great, but he was, but he's such a good sense of humor. Like he would go like Howard Stern and like all the jokes are about it and the heat.

• 40:22Speaker 01

  He'd just roll with it.

• 40:23Speaker 03

  And by the way, not, not just roll with it, like bluntly told stories about like just going like suck cocks in the park back in the seventies. I go, it's a different time.

• 40:32Speaker 01

  I think the gays are still doing that.

• 40:33Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oh, but I'm, but he's like, he's very open about it. He's great. He's like a fucking great sport.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  He's our favorite gay in terms of Asians.

• 40:41Speaker 03

  I mean, when they would fuck.

• 40:42Speaker 01

  He's your favorite gay Asian?

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  So we're now naming him gay?

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  I love Asians. I, um, I had a Asian open for me in Phoenix this weekend. Did we know?

• 40:49Speaker 01

  Favorite gay white?

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Uh, what?

• 40:51Speaker 03

  Well, I, I didn't get, I only did two of my Asians, by the way.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Cut him off, cut him off. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Let's go back.

• 41:00Speaker 03

  Joe Coy and his mom.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Very good, two for it. Yeah, yeah. Captain in house. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he will not call me back.

• 41:10Speaker 03

  Why?

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  For a year, I've been texting. He's his number, I'm sure. Call him right now. No, no, no, he will not call me back. I, I don't, yeah, I don't know what it is, but anyway, maybe he's just above me now.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Helix, helix, helix. Hi, May, look at me. Um, I don't know what kind of mattress you sleep on, but I know that I sleep on Helix mattresses in all my bedrooms. The, the reason why is because if I have anyone spending the night at my house, I want them to sleep on luxury bedding. And I think that Helix is the best in the game.

• 41:49Speaker 04

  I believe you.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  You, I, I hope you do. Even the pillows are great, right? President's Day Sale, we have it. We have the best offer for our listeners, okay? Twenty-seven percent off sitewide.

• 41:59Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  Plus two free dream pillows with mattresses purchased, and plus free bedding bundle, a two dream pillows, sheet sheet, and a mattress protector with any luxe or elite mattress order.

• 42:13Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 42:13Speaker 00

  Go to helixsleep.com/belly for President's Day Sale. That's helixsleep.com/belly for our President's Day Sale. Helixsleep.com/belly.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, maybe he's just above me now. Do you ever feel, let me ask you guys a question. Do you ever hang out with a comic and then they blow up? And then they're a little weird or no? Has that ever happened or are they still down to earth? Your experience?

• 42:42Speaker 03

  I started with Kevin Hart.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was like.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so yes, yes, so yes.

• 42:48Speaker 03

  I started with Kevin Hart. When I couldn't afford socks, he was on a billboard for Soul Plane.

• 42:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you started with him.

• 42:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You started like two weeks.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  What a nice guy.

• 42:59Speaker 03

  Kev? Oh, he's great.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  Great guy, great guy. Have you met Kevin?

• 43:02Speaker 01

  I've never met Kevin.

• 43:03Bobby Lee?

  Super nice.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  Favorite short black, though.

• 43:05Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 43:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a very good short black, yeah.

• 43:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, very good short black. How fuck it, I've never seen him in person. How tall is he?

• 43:11Speaker 03

  Five, three.

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm taller.

• 43:12Speaker 01

  Five, three?

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm a little taller. Yeah.

• 43:15Speaker 01

  Oh, you're taller than him?

• 43:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm a little taller, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:17Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Pretty cool.

• 43:18Speaker 03

  Ten inch wiener, though.

• 43:19Speaker 01

  Ten inch wiener? Damn, packing.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:23Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 43:23Speaker 03

  Times I saw, we used to go around together, do like, shows and stuff, and when, like, we'd pull chicks, it was always through him. Also, because we were doing like, black circuit shows.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 43:33Speaker 03

  So we'd.

• 43:33Speaker 01

  He's never done that, so, done with a black circuit.

• 43:35Speaker 03

  We'd have these, uh.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wait, what, what, what do you mean by that? No, no, look, look at me right now, guy. What do you mean? Hey, guy, look at me, dude.

• 43:42Speaker 03

  Hey, guy.

• 43:42Speaker 01

  Jay's telling us.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  It's my show, dude, what the fuck? Look at me, dude.

• 43:45Speaker 01

  I know, but.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead, Jay.

• 43:50Speaker 03

  Kevin would get these girls, and I mean, it was so not, like, for me, and he was, like, you know, he was doing things, trying to throw me, like, lifelines to help me, because he would ask me to help him, he'd be like, we're, we'd have like, girls back in the room, play a truth or dare, or something. I mean, that lane.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:07Speaker 03

  But, but legitimately, we're nineteen and twenty.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 44:12Speaker 03

  At this point, eighteen, either, either eighteen and nine, he was eighteen when he started, I was nineteen, and then, so, yeah, it's like, probably a year later or so, so he'd be like, eighteen. So we're young, and he would be like, Jay, dare me to, dare me to pull my dick out for these girls.

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 44:26Speaker 03

  And he would do it.

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 44:27Speaker 03

  And he would, and then, and then.

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  Big?

• 44:29Speaker 03

  I didn't, insane.

• 44:30Speaker 01

  Really?

• 44:32Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Movie star.

• 44:34Speaker 03

  Also on a five foot three body, I mean, like.

• 44:36Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 44:38Speaker 03

  I, I, I mean, this is a compliment, it's disproportionate.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:43Speaker 03

  But, um, yeah, we have a couple stories, together, where I've seen this, uh, this monster, but.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  Damn.

• 44:49Speaker 03

  Um, he would be like, dare me to pull my dick out, so he would, and then without me, I, I wasn't asking for anything like that. I'm like, in my mind, I'm like, I'm just gonna wingman these two larger ladies, while you take the pretty one and fuck her, I'm kinda like, running interference for you. And he goes, Jay, Jay, these girls wanna see, pull your dick out, and I'm like, whoa, dude, no way, not after you pull your dick out.

• 45:10Speaker 01

  You have to follow Kevin Hart's dick?

• 45:11Speaker 03

  That's fucking cra- I'm like dude, you are a foot shorter than me.

• 45:16Speaker 03

  A foot shorter than me and your dick, I mean like, is crazy. I can't pull this out in front of these girls.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 45:22Speaker 03

  And then, uh.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  Was it, was it?

• 45:23Speaker 03

  He wasn't understanding. I'd like, correct that for the future. Whether, Miguel, we ever bring girls, this is like back in the time, we like share a hotel room.

• 45:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  Early 2000s.

• 45:33Speaker 03

  Late 90s.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  Late 90s, wow.

• 45:36Speaker 03

  Wow. Started 90, we started 97.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  Years ago, I met a black guy at a comedy club. I took him to a spa and I saw his penis. It was like a little button.

• 45:43Speaker 01

  Really?

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And it, it was the first time I go, oh, they have small ones too.

• 45:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  That's why he's trying to make, that's why he's trying to make friends with him.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  First, he's trying to.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  It was a button, dude.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  It was not a button.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  I want everyone to know right now, dude, he has a little button. And it's really sad.

• 45:57Speaker 01

  I do not have a button.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're funny and likeable and that's good. And that's your strength.

• 46:01Speaker 01

  I do not have a button.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you got a button down there.

• 46:03Speaker 01

  I do not have a button.

• 46:04Speaker 03

  You can't put that in the streets for a brother.

• 46:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can't, thank you.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:07Speaker 01

  Gosh, she knows the fucking code.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  You think it's big?

• 46:10Speaker 01

  I know it's big, bro. What the fuck?

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  I saw it. Do you not see it?

• 46:14Speaker 01

  I know you, you did see it.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I saw a button.

• 46:17Speaker 01

  You set me up.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  I said, yo, for what?

• 46:19Speaker 01

  To fucking try to see my dick. This motherfucker and his antics.

• 46:23Speaker 03

  I get that though, too.

• 46:23Speaker 01

  Also.

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  Thanks, dude. Thank you so much.

• 46:28Speaker 01

  I thought he was gonna be on my side.

• 46:30Speaker 03

  I'm on both sides. I'm a bit of a waffler.

• 46:36Speaker 03

  I understand when someone's like, hey, man, I don't know, I don't like that you set me up to see my dick, but also, I, I think we need to always know how big your friends dicks are. So you have to like be able to figure out like.

• 46:47Speaker 01

  Jay, I just met him.

• 46:49Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  The first day.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, but what if you guys order pizza? You gotta figure who's gonna pick the toppings. You know what I mean? So you have to like, it's a natural hierarchy you find out. You know what I mean?

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So would you like?

• 47:00Speaker 03

  We're the Legion of Skanks.

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm doing a show with you, Lawrie Gomez.

• 47:04Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tomorrow night, right? No, what's his name?

• 47:06Speaker 03

  Louis.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  Louis. I don't know why I say Lowy, Lowy Gomez. He texts me, he texts me, I don't know him, but um, so I'm doing, I'm doing some story. What is it?

• 47:15Speaker 03

  It's a very, very fun game we've been doing.

• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  They've been texting me right now, they're like, what's your story? Why do I have to tell them?

• 47:20Speaker 03

  No, so I'll tell you, don't tell me any of them, because I'm in the game with you.

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:24Speaker 03

  It's uh, we have a subject, the subject on this week's one you're doing is Los Angeles stories.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I have so many, so many, so many.

• 47:31Speaker 03

  Right, and um.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  One of them is a little button deck.

• 47:33Speaker 03

  Well, now I'm gonna know that.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, yeah.

• 47:35Speaker 03

  But um, you send three to five stories, like kinda synopses of a story.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:40Speaker 03

  To our producer.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:41Speaker 03

  And then me, Louis, it'll be you, uh, Adam Ray, and Greg Fitzsimmons. Everyone submitted stories.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  And then, uh, our producer puts them up on the screen one at a time, and the game is.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  They're gonna know mine right when they read it.

• 47:56Speaker 03

  Try to make that not the case. Don't lie, but like tweak. If you're like, my Asian mother took me to a thing.

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 48:04Speaker 03

  But just say mother.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

• 48:06Speaker 01

  I play the piano.

• 48:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a piano player. No, but also, our producer knows to kinda tweak words a little bit to make it not so obvious who it is.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 48:14Speaker 03

  So it's good for the game.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  But even just the premise of mine, they're gonna go, oh, that was Bobby.

• 48:18Speaker 03

  Maybe, but.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  Damn it!

• 48:19Speaker 03

  The thing is, but try to, try to work around that, yeah. But if you uh, so it's, if it's your story, it's your job to not let anybody know that. You're trying to get people to vote for somebody else, cause for everybody you fool, that is not your story, you get a point. If it's not your story, you're trying to genuinely guess whose it is, and you get two points for that.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, and that's all we have.

• 48:38Speaker 03

  And by the second story, you'll be aggressively invested.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 48:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  Is there, do I have to say much, or no?

• 48:47Speaker 03

  Well, you, when it's your story.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:50Speaker 03

  Um, when everyone's guests put their answers in to guess, and we find out whose story it is, if it's your story, you'll tell the story.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  But if they don't guess, I don't think they get to tell it?

• 48:58Speaker 03

  If your story doesn't come up.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 49:00Speaker 03

  No matter what, when your story comes up, you will eventually tell the story.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, but afterwards, tomorrow night, are you flying back to LA Thursday?

• 49:09Speaker 03

  Where in LA?

• 49:09Bobby Lee?

  I mean, to New York, I mean, New Jersey, I mean?

• 49:11Speaker 03

  Um, no, no, no, I'm, uh, I go to Ontario Thursday, for the weekend.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  Because I would like to.

• 49:16Speaker 01

  I don't know if you know this, but I'm featuring for you.

• 49:17Speaker 03

  Are you really?

• 49:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:18Speaker 03

  Oh, hell yeah, oh, it's gonna be fun.

• 49:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:20Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 49:23Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 49:23Speaker 01

  Thanks for doing this Bobby, I mean.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  Amazing. Congratulations.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, thank you.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Moving on up.

• 49:29Speaker 01

  What the? With the whites.

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  With the whites.

• 49:32Speaker 01

  With the whites.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 49:33Speaker 03

  Oh man.

• 49:34Speaker 01

  I was opening for black guys the whole time and then a white.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  But would you and Lou, I'll go to the, um... Louis, sorry. Um, the spa, or no?

• 49:44Speaker 03

  Um...

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Afterwards, or no?

• 49:46Speaker 03

  No.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 49:48Speaker 01

  Oh, I know.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  Because there's a spa, why I like to take it to the spa.

• 49:51Speaker 03

  I don't know, but I've...

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  I wanna see.

• 49:53Speaker 03

  He's a guy who's asked me to go to a spa a lot, Louis.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 49:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, Louis likes to, uh...

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:58Speaker 03

  I don't know if he wants to see everybody's dicks, but... Yeah, none of us are against it. I...

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Please, I'll pay.

• 50:05Speaker 03

  Don't you have a fat?

• 50:05Speaker 01

  This is exactly what he did to me.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Please, I'll pay.

• 50:09Speaker 01

  This is exactly what he said. The only difference, we were standing outside of it.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  I'll tell you why I believe Chappelle has a big dick, is because if you saw it looking small, he knows that was like a thing right there. If me and you went to a spa, I'd tell you I was taking a shit for an hour until I had gotten completely hard, and then let it calm down a little. But then I will act like that is how it always...

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  Ah, it's a timing thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:37Speaker 03

  You gotta get it on the come down. The come up's no good.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:39Speaker 03

  The come up's no good, because still, it's still not fully hulked.

• 50:42Speaker 01

  You don't wanna see hard.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  But the come down stays a little thicker a little bit longer.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 50:48Speaker 03

  And even then, I won't show you. At my best.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  So if you were in the steam room, you would wear shorts?

• 50:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow. You're much like him then, in that way.

• 50:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, in fact...

• 51:00Speaker 01

  You told me I wasn't allowed to wear shorts.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you wanted to. I know you wanted to, I wouldn't allow you to.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  He made me put my clothes on a lock.

• 51:08Speaker 03

  That's how Sandusky... That's how Sandusky got him.

• 51:13Speaker 03

  Ah guys, the fibers from your underwear is gonna clog the drain.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What a piece of shit he was, but anyway, ah, wow, so, no, that's a no.

• 51:22Speaker 03

  You got those guys to play, though.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:24Speaker 03

  You gotta call it how you sees it, right? I mean, he got, those were some of their best.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, when we, when you do those, when we did those shows together, we've done shows together on the road, like the Burt shows. Do you like those?

• 51:35Speaker 03

  The Burt show?

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:37Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I mean, I definitely liked them. One, low responsibility of time on stage.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:43Speaker 03

  Um, he makes it fun, cause like, he plans, you know, there's like stuff for us to do.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 51:47Speaker 03

  His crew is the best.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  The best crew.

• 51:49Speaker 03

  Like, his people are so good, so.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  It's like camp.

• 51:51Speaker 03

  It really is, so it's gotta go. And then also is that kinda funny thing that I do like, is, uh, cause I've done every, every show of it, except the very first one, cause I missed, cause of a plane. But I've done all of them, and like, it, there is that, we don't get much of that anymore. It's like, when you do the nasty show, maybe, in Montreal, version of that, where you really get like, people you don't get to see very often.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:12Speaker 03

  And enjoy hanging out with, uh, for like, a week, and then when you leave, it's like, but it really is like, the bonds that are like, not gonna last, they're gonna last forever as like, friendships and acquaintances.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 52:22Speaker 03

  But the real, like, when we get back, now that I've met you, after doing comedy near you for ten years.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:28Speaker 03

  When we get back, though, we're starting an actual new, like, dinner at my place on Sundays.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:33Speaker 03

  And then you get back, and it's like, you know, two months later, you do this, when you see him in the comedy club.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  And you never see him again.

• 52:37Speaker 03

  Hey, I mean, Tiffany Haddish and I would say, me, are, uh, were thickest thieves on this tour. I wouldn't be surprised if Tiffany Haddish walked into a room and be like, hey, nice to meet you.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:48Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Where's Tiffany there? Oh, the, the.

• 52:50Speaker 03

  She wasn't on that one.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  If you, a bitch, I know what you was about to say.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 52:54Speaker 01

  You was about to call fucking Jay, fucking Tiffany Haddish.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I wasn't.

• 52:59Speaker 03

  Oh. I thought you were.

• 53:00Speaker 01

  You've been mixing up the blacks this whole time.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I've never mixed up.

• 53:03Speaker 03

  In fairness, I thought he was gonna call Fortune Feimster me.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  You look great by the way we talked outside. Do you want to talk about your weight loss or no?

• 53:12Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  Do you, can you tell that he lost weight?

• 53:14Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 53:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, beautiful, beautiful science.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a completely different human.

• 53:21Speaker 03

  Uh, you know what I always said if, uh, one of the reasons I've never tried heroin in my life, because it sounds like that would be the one that I would love.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too.

• 53:28Speaker 03

  Is because, uh, I'm like, I can't give myself a needle. I don't have the ability to do that, to give myself a needle. And it's probably good that I've never tried heroin in any other format. Because when they were like, you could lose weight by, but you just gotta give yourself a needle in the stomach. I'll be like, I'll do it. I'll figure it out.

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:43Speaker 03

  I'll sort it out.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you, your wife does it for you?

• 53:46Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, my girlfriend.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Your girlfriend, sorry.

• 53:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, she does, uh, yes.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna propose?

• 53:51Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna propose?

• 53:52Speaker 03

  Never if possible.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, but honestly, look at me.

• 53:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  How long you guys been dating?

• 53:56Speaker 03

  Uh, 13 years.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:58Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think it's time?

• 53:59Speaker 03

  No.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 54:01Speaker 03

  I, I've literally been divorced, we've been together 13 years. I've been divorced for like six months.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 54:08Speaker 03

  It took forever.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, so you were already, I get what you're saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:12Speaker 03

  So now.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you'll never do it again?

• 54:14Speaker 03

  I'll give her paperwork. If I die, you could have the house.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 54:18Speaker 03

  You already live there.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  But what is it about the, like, the complexities of it? I mean, did, I'm sure when you, um, she's, she's constantly, you're still in your life, you don't get the divorce, right? Your ex-wife?

• 54:29Speaker 03

  Not anymore.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. But for, for that whole time, she probably was, gives you an excuse to call you and the legal.

• 54:36Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was brutal.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 54:38Speaker 03

  It was, well, someone told me with a, you never married, right? But like, someone told me with, the, the reason I even started pushing for it after all those years, because I was like, everything's kind of copacetic, you know?

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:49Speaker 03

  It's what it is, no big deal. But, um, when I started like pushing for it, it got like shitty quick.

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 54:57Speaker 03

  And, uh, but, but the guy who told me to, he's like, dude, please move forward, was a lawyer out here who was representing a celebrity and actor. And he called me from the parking lot. Of the courthouse where he was just like, he just had his biggest loss and he said, uh, he was uh, representing his buddy, the actor, who was with the same thing, like they were separated for a decade or more or more. But they stayed for the kids, like, you know, together, not together, but like, uh, everyone's friendly. They didn't live together, but everyone got along good and met their significant others and all that. And then, uh, I guess he wanted to, and in that time, while they were not together, but, uh, still married technically,

• 55:41Speaker 03

  he got a very big show.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 55:45Speaker 03

  For a while.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  They wait for the show.

• 55:47Speaker 03

  And then when he got, uh, when he goes, hey, I actually want to marry my girlfriend or whatever it was.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  So we have to get divorced. Uh, I guess when she went to court, she was like, oh, I don't know what you're talking about. Like, look, here's pictures of us last Christmas together and this weekend, I'm like, oh, and Thanksgiving and you're like, yo, that's kinda what happens like to me a little bit.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  Now, can I ask you, um, you don't have to answer, but I would, I'm very curious.

• 56:13Speaker 03

  I didn't even, I did not get housed like he did.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:16Speaker 03

  For sure, but like.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  But when you, when did you meet your wife? What year, how old were you?

• 56:21Speaker 03

  Twenty one or two.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  And then when did it start going bad? I mean, when you thought like, I want to get out.

• 56:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. How long in?

• 56:30Speaker 03

  I probably knew we shouldn't have been together. The problem is I was twenty one, fat kid, insecure always.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 56:37Speaker 03

  My ex-wife, very pretty.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:39Speaker 03

  And like, uh, you know, I was excited to get with her when I got with her and then, but very quickly I moved to New York.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:46Speaker 03

  And then you're in the clubs and she's not there every night. And then I just was like, I had no line at all. Like when I walked out of the house, I was like, well, this is my world here now.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 56:58Speaker 03

  And even after like my daughter was born, even when my daughter was born, it was same kind of thing. It's like, yeah, well, Sundays, we always go to dinner and a movie.

• 57:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:06Speaker 03

  And then we go home and watch like TV together and then they go to bed. And then I go play video games or dick around and then the rest of the week is like, she comes home from work and I go do comedy.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 57:16Speaker 03

  And while I'm doing comedy, I'm lying to some woman about something, you know, whatever.

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  I was just, and I just, it wasn't even a thing. I remember when I got caught one time, she has, it was a funny question, but like such a real answer. She was like, why do you, she, what do you think about me? And your daughter, like when you're doing these things on the road and I was like, literally nothing, like completely out of my mind. And by the way, in a way that like, it's probably the mechanism just going like, I'm not doing it because I don't want to come back home and you know, until it was that, until like, you know, just time ran its course. But in the beginning, I was like, no, no, no, no, I'm excited. We, we go to the movies and do whatever on set. Yeah, just like, you know, just don't come out with me Monday. We all go to karaoke right around the corner from the comedy club. You know, girls from Iowa that are there.

• 58:08Speaker 03

  So like, uh, I got wrapped in that. So it was like, uh, and by that point, I knew we shouldn't be together, but there was such a thing with, uh, my daughter, like I definitely couldn't have afforded to be present at all. Like I know, and my dad left when I was pretty young, so I didn't want that to go through that, but I saw very quickly, like if I moved out and stuff, like how fast where it's like, oh, you didn't see her for two weeks. Oh, you didn't see her for three, you know what I mean? You're like a deadbeat dad and I'm like, ah, so I, till she was 12, I was able to hang in there.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cool. Is she still in your life, your daughter? Obviously, right?

• 58:40Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. If I pay her goddamn.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  But you're rising, right? I feel like you're always rising.

• 58:48Speaker 03

  I hope.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  No, you, you, you are. You know what I mean?

• 58:51Speaker 03

  Slow burn.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  It's, dude, I've had the slow burn too.

• 58:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I like, I prefer slow burn than.

• 58:58Speaker 03

  I genuinely, I don't know what I would, I felt with getting to see people like Pete Davidson and stuff. Kind of go the way, I think Pete's, you know, great. It's not a dig on him at all.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  I don't know if I would have done any better. I'm like, handling that?

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 59:11Speaker 03

  That world. I'm still at 47 years old, there's still like, when I meet celebrities I've never met before, I'm still like, I place importance on them, like it's stupid for them to, and when they're like, dude, I love your stuff, whenever that happens.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:24Speaker 03

  Like there's a couple of great, those musicians like Marcus King and, uh, Gary Clark Jr., a very big comedy fan. And when they're fancy, I'm still like, you know, it's like, Mr. Sir, I'm gonna be in Austin, so if you want to like, come by my show. They're like, we can come to your show? And I'm like, no, I'm saying like, I'd like you to come.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 59:41Speaker 03

  So if you would come to my show almost, and they're like, no, it's pretty cool. You're like inviting us to the show. I'm like, is it?

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  I know. So me, when me and Andrew were in Australia, we were in Melbourne. And Andrew just goes, we have some friends coming. I have some friends coming, right? And so backstage, it was Dakota Fanning.

• 59:58Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  Right? And as soon as I saw her.

• 1:00:00Speaker 01

  Love Dakota Fanning.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  I love her too. She's so talented. But I changed. I become meek and quiet, and she's like at my show.

• 1:00:09Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I'm like, you want a beverage? You know, we got an open bar, whatever you want. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know why we're like that. Because they feel like they're the real celebrity and we're imposters.

• 1:00:20Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  You feel that?

• 1:00:21Speaker 03

  Imposter syndrome.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  I feel like an imposter.

• 1:00:24Speaker 03

  When I was a.

• 1:00:24Speaker 01

  I haven't dealt with this yet, so it's interesting hearing.

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, I mean. When I was a.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Little Dick Blacks are gonna go up. Yeah, you'll get it.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  On the rise.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's on the rise. You'll get it.

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  One time, one night at the Comedy Cellar, years back, I took a gig. The Comedy Cellar, now all the rooms of the Village Underground are comedy. But before, there was one room that was karaoke, and I ran, I needed the money, so I would do, for the owners of the Comedy Cellar, I would run karaoke on Monday nights.

• 1:00:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:50Speaker 03

  Because like friends would come hang and stuff anyway. We didn't like hate it that much. But I, you know, it's a little also embarrassing doing that because they would also sometimes have after-parties.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 1:01:00Speaker 03

  From like John Oliver.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:01:02Speaker 03

  Show or taping or whatever, Premium Blend.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:01:04Speaker 03

  And the worst one of those ever was a girl came up at one of those after-parties. Emily Heller, she's a comic.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, yeah.

• 1:01:11Speaker 03

  But like, I didn't know her at the time. And, uh, and she came up and did like the, the Dollar Bill with the,

• 1:01:18Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:01:19Speaker 03

  with the thing, and she was like, uh, she didn't know who I was. And she was like, here you go. And I was like, oh, no, it's okay. Like, I'll, you'll be up soon. There's not a lot of people. Like, I'll get you up soon. And she's like, okay. And she's like, no, take it. Like, it's like, it's like, it's your job. And I'm like, I'm like, no, no, it's totally fine. And she took off and went off, and then came back over, like, five minutes later, and she goes, oh, my God, she goes, I'm so embarrassed. I just realized. She goes, I'm, I'm opening for you in San Francisco next weekend, the Punch Line.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:01:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, huh.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Wait, why, what is that?

• 1:01:51Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  That, that, why are we like that?

• 1:01:53Speaker 03

  Well, I don't, it's the embarrassment, but I bring up the karaoke thing, cause on a night that I was doing that, I would go in and do an earlier spot, which was rare at the Cellar. And, um, one of those nights Katy Perry and John Mayer were there. And when I got off stage-

• 1:02:08Speaker 01

  Back when they were together?

• 1:02:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  That one when they were together.

• 1:02:11Speaker 03

  When they-

• 1:02:13Speaker 01

  Man, I'll slap your bitch ass.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  That's a little dick black voice. Hey buddy, when they were together.

• 1:02:20Speaker 03

  This is the natural, this is the natural oil and water.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. All that little fucking pencil dick, shut the fuck up.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  This isn't about-

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead Jay.

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  This is about decades and decades-

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:30Speaker 03

  Of them-

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 92, LA 92 dude, I, I'll never forget.

• 1:02:34Speaker 01

  I will never forget.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  You cut you by, no browsing.

• 1:02:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, you kill some of my people.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  Let me see something, right, when I go to a fucking liquor store, my, when I go to a liquor store, if I want a Butterfinger, I pick it up and I buy it. Why do you have to pick it up and then put it back and look around?

• 1:02:46Speaker 01

  You don't do that!

• 1:02:47Speaker 03

  Bobby, get merch please that says, "You, uh, you buy something or get out my store."

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's great, thank you, thank you.

• 1:02:55Speaker 03

  You buy something.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, sorry about this-

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  Y'all were on the roof shooting at us.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you guys were stealing.

• 1:03:02Speaker 03

  Bobby's family came to this country with a dream of opening a beeper store slash starter.

• 1:03:07Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. So Jay, I was at, I was at the Cellar, maybe two months ago.

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  Oh, wait, wait, I want to-

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, finish it, Jay.

• 1:03:13Speaker 03

  I'm so, I'm so sorry, I'm like dragging too, I'm-

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:03:16Speaker 03

  But I, Katy Perry and-

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:03:19Speaker 03

  The owner of the Cellar goes, "Hey, they loved your set, they, they want to meet you." Which you never know, it's like, more than them saying, "Hey, that guy was funny." And, but for the club's sake, they want, and I was like, "Oh dude, like I know I'm so bad at that." I was like, "I really have to, uh, like I gotta go start the karaoke thing." And he's like, "No, it's fine, just like talk to them for a little bit."

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  Why would you do that?

• 1:03:39Speaker 03

  And I go, "No, I gotta go over." And he goes, "I own the place." He goes, "Go talk to them for like five minutes." And I was like, "All right." And I went over and they were like, and I'm telling you, I think it's making it to the table. They weren't like, "Pleeeet." They were just like-

• 1:03:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:52Speaker 03

  "Good set." And then like the owner almost sits me down, next to Katy Perry and John Mayer. And I sat there for 30 silent seconds, it felt like two minutes, and then just went to Katy Perry. I went, it was a Chris Farley show, I was like, "Do you-" First thing I said, the first words I said rather than thank you was, "Do you like LA or New York better?" And she goes, "Oh, I love them both, like for different reasons." And I went, "That's cool." And I got up and walked away.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Oh, my God.

• 1:04:28Speaker 03

  Doja Cat came up to me outside the comedy store.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Let's stick with the John Perry, we'll go to Doja in a second, alright? I just need that to sit, it's thinking, okay? Oh, my God, it's so shameful.

• 1:04:40Speaker 03

  That is shameful.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Here, here's the thing, okay?

• 1:04:42Speaker 03

  But what did you want him to do?

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  Let's stop for a second, okay? Patrice said this to me.

• 1:04:45Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Alright, Patrice goes, "You and I would be further in our careers," that's what he said to me, right? "If we knew how to talk to people."

• 1:04:52Speaker 03

  Schmooze.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Schmooze, right? And this is something that I would, I used to do, but I learned not to do it. I've changed.

• 1:05:01Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So with the Dakota Fanning thing, I said, I, you know, I was shy, but I've learned, so we talked about, we, we talked about a variety of different topics. I'm uncomfortable, like when Michael Bay comes to the club and hang out. I'm able to do it because I've learned to do it. You gotta learn to do it, Jay.

• 1:05:18Speaker 03

  No, I know, it's a...

• 1:05:21Speaker 03

  You're not wrong.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you gotta learn.

• 1:05:22Speaker 03

  Colin Quinn gave that like, uh, keynote speech just for last years ago, it was like, like a lot, a lot, some people's instinct is to go to the party. You know what I mean, so Joe DeRose is such a great example. Joe's like, they're having the, the rap party for the festivals and I'm always like, "Rap party for..." But any of that, so I go, "What are you talking about?"

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's just like a weird, like, I always thought those things were like the holiday parties, the comedy clubs. I'm like, "That's for young comics to go drink for free."

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:48Speaker 03

  Like, it's kind of the idea, hook up maybe or whatever, but I'm like, you're kind of like past the, the point of that.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so during the Borderlands premiere, right? They did a gigantic cast photo. And they, you know, everyone's there, you know what I mean? And I'm off to the side, not, like, I'm like watching them. And then Kevin literally left the group, grabbed my wrist, and pulled me into the photo. But that's where always my stance is like, "Oh, I'm not..."

• 1:06:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I don't belong to that.

• 1:06:14Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But we have to learn because it's kind of gross that we even think that. That we're that aloof.

• 1:06:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, what, why is it?

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  We gotta change it because it's it's in our minds.

• 1:06:26Speaker 03

  Listen, I did the Jelly Roll roast, uh, they did in Nashville.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  Who's Jelly Roll?

• 1:06:31Speaker 03

  He's a country.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  I love him. He's so talented. I love him.

• 1:06:34Speaker 03

  He was Chappelle's, uh, fifth white.

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  Call back. I love it.

• 1:06:42Speaker 03

  If I did his roast, and my, first of all, I didn't know it was a roast. Out of the gates. They told me at first, they called me and said, do you want to do the roast of Jelly Roll for his birthday in Nashville? And I said, uh, no, but not because I didn't want to do it. I was just like, I can't, I mean, you've done a roasting before. I can't use the writers' jokes. It just bothered. I'm just like, I was like, if they write great jokes, they should be able to tell them. I would hate that. I would hate like writing things off and being like, I'd be the asshole watching a roast going, I wrote that.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:15Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? You want the credit for it. So I was like, no, I gotta do it myself. And I was like, I don't have time to do this right now.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  It's like, you know.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  But sometimes their jokes are good, a writer's joke. Sometimes they're good.

• 1:07:24Speaker 03

  Although I think they have tremendous, I mean, Tim Congdon, Zach Amick, amazing writers. It's not about their jokes. I'm just like, here's what I'll do. I did, uh, when I did Lewis's roast, we did it at Skank Fest South the one year. One joke I did was solely something that Josh Edamire said to me. And I said it and it got a laugh and I went, Josh Edamire said that. I have to like bibliography it.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  Where was I?

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  Doja Cat. Doja Cat.

• 1:07:49Speaker 03

  No. No, that was way longer.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Writers, the Jelly Roll, Jelly Roll roast.

• 1:07:58Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh, so I was, and then when I got there, oh yeah, they go, they go, you want to do the roast? I said, I can't do the roast. They said, um, then they called back and go, it's not a roast. It's just like, go up there and say a couple of nice things about Jelly Roll. You know, you've got to know him a little bit over the last couple of years. Like, just say something nice about him. I was like, yeah, sure. Look, I want to come to the thing. I just, I can't prepare a roast. And so I went out there the day of and did, uh, Something's Burning with Bert Mark Norman. And they both have a stack of papers in their hands. And I'm like, what are those? And like, it's our roast jokes.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:08:30Speaker 03

  And I'm like, oh, I always thought it wasn't really a roast.

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  Oh, it's a roast.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:36Speaker 03

  And I was like, yeah, all right. I was like, oh, you know what though? Maybe they asked me if I want to do the roast. And when I was like, I can't do the roast, they were like, well, we're also going to have people, just like, Jay, you want to say something about?

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right, right.

• 1:08:49Speaker 03

  I was like, oh, so then, uh, I don't get worried at all, so I'm like, oh, I'm just, there is a roast. That's what it is. They asked me to be on the roast, but now I'm just hanging out.

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:08:59Speaker 03

  Uh, when I get there, it's a roast, it's definitely, I mean, like, there's, there's merch and signage.

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, oh, my God.

• 1:09:06Speaker 03

  An LED screen.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  Is that a theater or a Zany's? Where is it?

• 1:09:08Speaker 03

  Zany's.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:09:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:09:10Speaker 03

  And it was, uh, it was an awesome setup. And then, uh, I'm hanging out in there. The green room is packed with people.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  I can imagine.

• 1:09:17Speaker 03

  So I'm outside smoking cigarettes. That's what I've always, it's why I ended up opening for David Tell for so long, too. We became like buddies and chummy and he took an interest in me, thank God. Um, because I was like smoking cigarettes outside with them.

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  I love smoking cigarettes with him.

• 1:09:32Speaker 03

  Do you know what I mean? Just going outside and smoking cigarettes. And I, by the way, I made a conscious decision. I started smoking in my early twenties. Cause I won a contest that was sponsored by Salem cigarettes. I started smoking Salem cigarettes like an old black aunt.

• 1:09:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:43Speaker 03

  With a milky eye.

• 1:09:45Speaker 01

  With the milky eye. He knows black people.

• 1:09:48Speaker 03

  But I started smoking these, uh, uh, Salem cigarettes and it was almost my thing when I'd go to New York. I'd see the people that were inside and inside was intimidating. So it was, inside was Patrice and Ethan and Norton and, and Voss and DiPaolo and they're just hammering. And you go in and take your beating, but then you're like, I'm kinda wanna hang outside. So I started smoking cigarettes to in, start being outside and like

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:12Speaker 03

  engaging people outside.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:14Speaker 03

  Such a fucking weird thing.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  Imagine being in LA, going to Open Anthony with all those guys back in the day. I was so intimidated.

• 1:10:21Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  It would be like Patrice, Norton, Greg Giraldo, everybody. And I'm like going in as a guest.

• 1:10:27Speaker 03

  And they come to.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  And they would just go. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, right?

• 1:10:31Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It was insane. Rip me apart.

• 1:10:34Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. No, it was vicious.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:36Speaker 03

  But you needed that young, too.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  I do, I do need it. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:39Speaker 03

  Which is like a great thing.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  I learned, I learned. So let me talk, talk to you about something happened to me at The Cellar a month ago. I, I, I'm, I'm doing a couple of shows there. And I went, you know what? I'm gonna do that little restaurant near the original, what's that restaurant called?

• 1:10:52Speaker 03

  Olive Tree.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  Olive Tree.

• 1:10:53Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  That's where the comics hang.

• 1:10:55Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  And I'm, I, I see the back table that where everyone's at. And I wanna see if I played this right, okay? And I see Marc Maron there. So I go, oh, I know Marc. I'm gonna go. And as I approached.

• 1:11:04Speaker 03

  A couple of weeks ago, this was?

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe three weeks ago.

• 1:11:07Speaker 03

  Uh-huh.

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  And I approached the table and he, so I realized to my.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  Because the backs were to me. It was Louis CK and Chris Rock.

• 1:11:17Speaker 03

  Oh, nice.

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  And I looked at Mark and Mark, I thought he did this. He went,

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  "And I went to the bar instead." Now, would you have sat down or went to the bar?

• 1:11:26Speaker 03

  Went to the bar.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  Because I felt like they were having like, you know what I mean, like, uh,

• 1:11:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  What would you do?

• 1:11:32Speaker 01

  I'd go straight to the bar. I don't even drink.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't drink either. I didn't know what to do.

• 1:11:36Speaker 01

  Wild turkey, please.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  But I wish I had the, like, because I'm Bobby Lee. I mean, I've done things.

• 1:11:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Right? I can maybe-

• 1:11:42Speaker 03

  Well, that's also the thing too. If you, maybe if you, I would, here's the thing. I just know from like, the blank stares from both Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock over the 25 years I've seen him step up. Is definitely like, I don't even know if they know every time they see me that they've seen me before, let alone have had a conversation ever or anything.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Still to this day?

• 1:12:02Speaker 03

  Still to this day.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  Wait, Chris doesn't say hi to this day?

• 1:12:05Speaker 03

  No, I'd argue he has no idea who I am.

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:12:08Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:12:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, he said hi to me earlier. I mean, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Well, even Chappelle?

• 1:12:13Speaker 03

  Same thing.

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:12:14Speaker 03

  I know they see me. There's almost like, there's that glint of like, it's like, but it almost be like, is this the guy that washes my car?

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:21Speaker 03

  He has no idea.

• 1:12:22Bobby Lee?

  So now I feel like with Louis CK, that's with me.

• 1:12:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, the same thing. So I know Louis a little better because, yeah.

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  He goes, "Excuse me, kiddo."

• 1:12:29Speaker 03

  I'm less uncomfortable around him.

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  "Kiddo, what the fuck is, what's a 1950 fucking, you know what I mean, war spell? What is going on here?"

• 1:12:34Speaker 03

  Hey kiddo.

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's like, I know you're in comedy. I don't know exactly who you are, but I'm just gonna throw out this term because I'm such a huge fan of his. And I don't want to go, well, you know, I have a couple of podcasts, you know, and we're in the same ecosystem, right? You know, I want to talk like the, you know, little black, little dick blacks, but like, you know what I mean?

• 1:12:53Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But, but that's what I do, you know what I mean?

• 1:12:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, go big, dude.

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  Bro, you got, you got 13, 14 more little dick blacks in you and I'm gonna beat your ass.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, ooh, scary. How many do we get, little black dick?

• 1:13:06Speaker 03

  I've, I've never gone- You're 12 now.

• 1:13:08Bobby Lee?

  12?

• 1:13:10Speaker 01

  Will you tally that?

• 1:13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:12Speaker 01

  You tally that?

• 1:13:13Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something about you, guy? Okay? Hey, guy. Hey kiddo.

• 1:13:17Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:19Speaker 01

  Go for it.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  I love-

• 1:13:20Speaker 01

  As long as you don't call me boy. God damn.

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  I love you so fucking much. You know that.

• 1:13:27Speaker 01

  Oh, really? Oh, I didn't know that.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  You don't know that? You think that I go out and eat, who do I eat dinner with after a show?

• 1:13:33Speaker 01

  Oh, me.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Why do you think that is?

• 1:13:36Speaker 01

  Cause uh.

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  Because I love you.

• 1:13:38Speaker 01

  Cause you think I'm Webster.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not why. That's a good callback. Very good callback. But that's not why.

• 1:13:43Speaker 01

  What if he eventually was like, this ain't Webster?

• 1:13:47Speaker 03

  Guys, he was kidding back there.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  Is I love, I adore you.

• 1:13:50Speaker 01

  Oh, I appreciate it.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  I do. I love you.

• 1:13:52Speaker 01

  Thank you. I love you too.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  I love you too, man.

• 1:13:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  You're a good guy. Um, this is the first time you've done this podcast, right?

• 1:13:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Cause you flaked.

• 1:13:58Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  Didn't you not flake once before?

• 1:14:00Speaker 03

  Uh, well.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  You still, I remember, cause I'll tell you why.

• 1:14:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  I remember going to the Comedy Store once and you were in the parking lot and you looked at me and you goes, dude, I'm so sorry.

• 1:14:10Speaker 03

  Um, yes, cause what happened was.

• 1:14:11Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:14:12Speaker 03

  What happened was?

• 1:14:15Speaker 03

  I'm gonna start crying like.

• 1:14:20Speaker 03

  You see, I did Adam. Did Adam Ray's.

• 1:14:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:28Speaker 03

  I did Adam Ray's podcast.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it was?

• 1:14:31Speaker 03

  And I said to myself, if I could out of here in an hour, I could be on time.

• 1:14:37Speaker 03

  And then me and Adam Ray got to talking. I wasn't out there an hour, but I said to myself, if I can be out in an hour.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, I wasn't mad.

• 1:14:46Speaker 03

  I like those leading things to get the crowd to start saying it too.

• 1:14:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:48Speaker 03

  Jamie Foxx tried so desperately to make him say, if I could stay funny, I could stay alive.

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:14:54Speaker 03

  When?

• 1:14:54Speaker 01

  Did you watch it?

• 1:14:55Speaker 03

  By the, by the, by the end, he started going, cause if I could stay funny, like.

• 1:14:59Bobby Lee?

  I could stay?

• 1:14:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:01Bobby Lee?

  Did they do it? Or it took a while?

• 1:15:02Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:15:02Speaker 01

  It was like, I watched the whole thing.

• 1:15:04Speaker 03

  If you don't watch this special, you're doing yourself a mega disservice.

• 1:15:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, you have to watch it.

• 1:15:08Bobby Lee?

  Is it that good?

• 1:15:10Speaker 03

  Oh, no. No, it's the opposite of that.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  No, wait.

• 1:15:13Speaker 01

  As a black man?

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  Jamie Foxx's special is good.

• 1:15:16Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:15:16Bobby Lee?

  It's not good.

• 1:15:17Speaker 01

  I gotta make it back to the hoods. I'm gonna say yes.

• 1:15:20Bobby Lee?

  All right, but here, here, that looks like.

• 1:15:22Speaker 03

  It's a, it's a thrilling watch.

• 1:15:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's, it's, it's interesting. He's just like telling his story about like when he fucking got gaba. Is that a comedy special?

• 1:15:31Speaker 03

  It's batshit crazy is what it is from top to bottom.

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 1:15:34Speaker 03

  He cries seven times.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  He cries a lot.

• 1:15:36Speaker 03

  From the opening to the closing.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 1:15:38Speaker 03

  He brings his daughter out to play guitar and then cries behind her while she's playing guitar. While she's playing guitar, by the way.

• 1:15:44Bobby Lee?

  I have to watch it tonight.

• 1:15:45Speaker 03

  Again, I don't have.

• 1:15:46Speaker 01

  They enlist every movie.

• 1:15:47Speaker 03

  I don't have music talent.

• 1:15:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:49Speaker 03

  At all, but I'm pretty sure his daughter's playing like year one lessons, like staring at the neck of the guitar playing. And he's behind her going, play, baby, play, play, play.

• 1:16:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:16:03Speaker 03

  It's borderline.

• 1:16:04Bobby Lee?

  I can't wait.

• 1:16:05Speaker 03

  Personality disorder.

• 1:16:07Bobby Lee?

  I can't wait.

• 1:16:08Speaker 03

  You should really, and my favorite, I'm going to give you two things to look forward to.

• 1:16:13Speaker 03

  Is, well.

• 1:16:14Speaker 01

  The list of the movies?

• 1:16:15Speaker 03

  No, no, no, it's an audience for it because the audience gives him there. It's in church.

• 1:16:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:20Speaker 03

  And this, the funniest thing to me is he goes, uh, he's telling a fake story about talking to God. And he's like, you know, I'm friends with God, you know, so he's like, I'm like, what's up, G? He's like, what's up, Jay? Like GJ, JG?

• 1:16:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:33Speaker 03

  He's like, I'm talking to him and I'm going like, yo, God, it's not my time yet, man. It's not my time to go. Uh, he goes, you can't do this, man. You can't do this to my family. Man, you can't do this to my kids. And then God said to me, you see what they did to my kid? And there's dead silence and one guy in the audience goes, woo.

• 1:16:53Speaker 03

  I mean, pitch perfect. It's so great. You see this to my son. Woo.

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  It feels like, I feel like the Katy Perry, John Mayer thing.

• 1:17:01Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:02Speaker 01

  That little shit, yeah.

• 1:17:03Bobby Lee?

  It's like you did woo back then. Yeah, yeah. Wow. That's amazing.

• 1:17:06Speaker 01

  He's very talented though.

• 1:17:08Bobby Lee?

  No, he's.

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, obviously. He's a great actor, great impressionist, very charismatic.

• 1:17:16Speaker 01

  I gotta save myself from this. All the black people are like, this coon just sitting there.

• 1:17:22Bobby Lee?

  But do you ever watch like a billboard of somebody that's like a huge star that's a comic? You've never seen him at the clubs work on it and you kind of go, how do they have an hour?

• 1:17:31Speaker 03

  Oh, he didn't.

• 1:17:31Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. That's how they do it.

• 1:17:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a hour and five minute unraveling of a human being.

• 1:17:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:17:41Speaker 03

  It's, uh.

• 1:17:41Speaker 01

  It's, it's, it's.

• 1:17:43Speaker 03

  I think no one in his life gives a shit about him for putting the, for letting him put it out. Now, of course, it's dumb of me to say that because it's going to be up for Grammys and whatever and.

• 1:17:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:52Speaker 03

  Emmys for like how brave or whatever it was, but, and I'm fine with all that. We have to have another genre.

• 1:18:00Bobby Lee?

  All right, right.

• 1:18:00Speaker 03

  Because I respect the shit Jamie Foxx like old, I mean like the guy's been in a thousand movies I love. It's nothing like that. It's a, and he's a, his very first like big stand up special when he wore like the blue. It was like blue button down and blue pants, just like Sinbad almost.

• 1:18:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:15Speaker 03

  Like, uh, I think it was called the Foxhole or something. It was, uh, that was very fun. I was a kid. I loved that one for sure.

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, people love that special.

• 1:18:21Speaker 03

  It's nothing against like him at all. It's just, again, you get to that point in your life where there's no one around you going like, "Hey, man, let's go iron out some material instead of you crying your way through telling a story."

• 1:18:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:32Speaker 03

  And drudging your daughters out here.

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow. I watched the whole thing. I'm gonna watch it tonight. I can't wait. I had to. My mother made me. She said, "You, you better watch that." The white one's mother or the black one? Oh, you think my white mother?

• 1:18:44Speaker 03

  Yes. I think his white mother would have loved this.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she would. Oh, she would definitely love it. Yeah. My white mom would fucking love that. Do you call her mom or what do you call her? Or Mrs. Smith or what? Nah, I call them by their names and shit. I don't, I don't, I don't call anyone like mom or dad or anything. Hmm. So. Interesting. Yeah. I don't call any of that. God, I like your teeth too. Ew. Pause. What do you mean? It's so funny, the way you are on podcasts, this is my second time with you last, this month. Yeah. You're different when we're off the pod. You are! No, no, no. You're so.

• 1:19:17Speaker 03

  He's, he's more open to your advances.

• 1:19:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa. Wow. So, um, I'm gonna see you tomorrow night, right?

• 1:19:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:28Bobby Lee?

  And so come up with a story and then.

• 1:19:31Speaker 03

  No, no. Three to five stories.

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  You have a bunch.

• 1:19:34Speaker 03

  Little summaries. All you gotta give is little summaries.

• 1:19:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, three to five to so stories.

• 1:19:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, and just the summaries of the stories and then we'll explain the rules again to you all again tomorrow.

• 1:19:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and then, um, how long is the show?

• 1:19:45Speaker 03

  About an hour fifteen.

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay. It'll be fun. I'm nervous because I've never done before.

• 1:19:49Speaker 03

  It's, no one on the panel has, uh, it's very, you'll catch the hang of it.

• 1:19:54Bobby Lee?

  I also wanna say.

• 1:19:55Speaker 03

  Also, if you just watch one on YouTube.

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  I will, but I also wanna apologize to you.

• 1:19:58Speaker 03

  Why?

• 1:20:00Bobby Lee?

  Not really apology, but, um, it opened my eyes. Um. Your eyes open?

• 1:20:07Bobby Lee?

  Look, he's been going at me.

• 1:20:08Speaker 03

  That was good.

• 1:20:08Bobby Lee?

  That was pretty good. It's old school. It's old. He's been going at, he's been going at me for a minute. He said George Floyd, pretty Flip Wilson. Flip Wilson.

• 1:20:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, I want to apologize is that I, over the years, I've been invited to a variety of different Skank Fest.

• 1:20:27Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  And I never even would reply.

• 1:20:30Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 1:20:31Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know what it was. Like, I didn't know what it was until I was doing a show with Bert in Vegas. And, um, who's that clean comic? Uh, he's really popular.

• 1:20:42Speaker 03

  Nate Bargatze.

• 1:20:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, him. Bargatze goes, "Hey, let's go." I don't know, do impression, but let's go do the skank.

• 1:20:48Speaker 03

  Get on.

• 1:20:49Bobby Lee?

  So I went into his car. I love him. What a nice guy. And Nate and I went and I, it blew my mind. Like, I thought, like, Skank Fest was, like, 20 people. It's an actual...

• 1:21:00Speaker 03

  It was at one point.

• 1:21:01Bobby Lee?

  Convention, and it's also people that are huge, you know what I mean? My fans.

• 1:21:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:07Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:08Bobby Lee?

  And in my mind, I was like, "Oh, this is something I want to do every year."

• 1:21:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:11Bobby Lee?

  This is incredible.

• 1:21:12Speaker 03

  We're in New Orleans this year now.

• 1:21:14Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:21:14Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 1:21:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:15Bobby Lee?

  When is it?

• 1:21:16Speaker 03

  It's in November. Nope. Yes.

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  I gotta go.

• 1:21:21Speaker 03

  September or November, I can't remember.

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  Do you think Bad Friends can do something there or something?

• 1:21:25Speaker 03

  100%.

• 1:21:26Bobby Lee?

  Like, we'll do a live pod there or something?

• 1:21:27Speaker 03

  No, they will absolutely at November 16.

• 1:21:30Bobby Lee?

  We gotta go.

• 1:21:30Speaker 03

  It's, uh...

• 1:21:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna ask...

• 1:21:31Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 1:21:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:32Speaker 03

  I mean, Rebecca and Christine will be reaching out to you very shortly anyway, because they're getting all the bookings done now.

• 1:21:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, ask them to, um, if they can hear me now, give, um, Bad Friends an offer. You want to promote anything or not anything?

• 1:21:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, new special. Uh, it's out. There it is. Uh, two-part crowd work special, Them, They, Them.

• 1:21:53Speaker 01

  Yo!

• 1:21:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:21:54Speaker 03

  Um...

• 1:21:55Speaker 01

  That's amazing.

• 1:21:56Speaker 03

  They coming out April 20th.

• 1:21:57Bobby Lee?

  And where can, where can people see it?

• 1:21:58Speaker 03

  Right on YouTube, my YouTube page, Big J Oakerson. Uh, no, no donation, not page, nothing. Just fucking get it out there, please.

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:22:08Speaker 03

  It's on YouTube, so check it out.

• 1:22:11Bobby Lee?

  Now, did you, um...

• 1:22:14Bobby Lee?

  What did you not want to do it on a platform? Or are you just?

• 1:22:17Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:22:18Bobby Lee?

  I think you're big enough.

• 1:22:19Speaker 03

  I gave it to Netflix and they said no. So the only other thing I did was YouTube. If I'm not gonna go on Netflix, get on that homepage of Netflix. I was like, I'd rather just put it out myself.

• 1:22:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:32Speaker 03

  And get all the stuff.

• 1:22:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that makes me angry that, but anyway, there's kids on it. That's great.

• 1:22:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Amazing. Who's that kid? Do you know?

• 1:22:40Speaker 03

  Uh, he's a kid that his parents were fans and let him be part of this. I have him yell out where my black queens at.

• 1:22:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow. So check that out, both of them on YouTube and follow Big G on everything. I love him. I've always liked you, man. You're such a nice guy. You're such a nice guy. And Chappelle, you want to promote anything?

• 1:23:01Speaker 01

  Uh, actually, I have a special coming out.

• 1:23:03Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, thanks for listening. Yeah, what is it?

• 1:23:08Bobby Lee?

  What's that?

• 1:23:12Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 1:23:12Speaker 01

  I have tour dates.

• 1:23:16Speaker 01

  I have a special coming out.

• 1:23:17Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna do the annex at the Improv and then the small room at the Ice House. That's great.

• 1:23:23Speaker 01

  These are real rooms.

• 1:23:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm totally kidding, dude.

• 1:23:25Speaker 01

  These are real rooms.

• 1:23:26Bobby Lee?

  Come on, Sacramento Punch. Only one show, special occasion, though. It's papered, but it's gonna be great. Yeah, yeah. And he's gonna do a meet and greet at the mattress store next to the fucking Punchline.

• 1:23:38Speaker 03

  There's a helium in Missouri?

• 1:23:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there isn't, but that's what he's calling it. It's the Holiday Inn, but that's what he calls it, the helium.

• 1:23:47Speaker 01

  It's a black box theater.

• 1:23:49Speaker 03

  Just plug in the word.

• 1:23:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:52Speaker 01

  If I just write it on there, people will show up.

• 1:23:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. People come?

• 1:23:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm wondering what's their draw like? It's great. Do they come?

• 1:24:00Speaker 01

  What's my draw like?

• 1:24:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know you're very funny. Dude, shut the fuck up.

• 1:24:04Speaker 03

  Don't take a shit. Don't worry for the, you could tell them when you come back from this weekend with me that I'm doing a phoner in the mornings. If that tells you how tickets are moving.

• 1:24:16Bobby Lee?

  You play Ontario?

• 1:24:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's great.

• 1:24:19Speaker 01

  Ontario's great, though.

• 1:24:19Speaker 03

  I love that.

• 1:24:20Bobby Lee?

  It's a great club.

• 1:24:20Speaker 03

  One of my favorites.

• 1:24:21Bobby Lee?

  It's a great club.

• 1:24:22Speaker 03

  Blue collar California, man.

• 1:24:23Bobby Lee?

  That's right, dude. That's right. Anything else, Chappelle? That's great. When's your special coming out?

• 1:24:29Speaker 01

  Uh, I don't know when this drops, but it'll be out Friday, the 21st on YouTube through Don't Tell Comedy.

• 1:24:35Bobby Lee?

  Praise the Lord.

• 1:24:36Speaker 01

  I did a 30 minute. A 30 minute special.

• 1:24:39Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:24:42Bobby Lee?

  Very good. Very nice.

• 1:24:45Speaker 03

  You're gonna frazzle on Bobby until he ends up sending you a picture of his dick, which isn't what you want.

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You saw it! It's small!

• 1:24:55Bobby Lee?

  That's for sure. I've seen so many black dicks, smallest one I've ever seen! Wow. Anyway, come on, let's clap, let's clap, anyway. Yay!

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