Matt Jones & The Hollywood Truth

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• 1:25Bobby Lee?

  You writing some notes?

• 1:27Speaker 02

  Uh, no.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  It's just like a, kind of a...

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  Do you know who Matt Jones is?

• 1:32Speaker 02

  Yes, of course. Dude, come on, you can't look at my notes. I can't read them. That's not... I honestly can't read them.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Don't ever yell at my guest again, man.

• 1:40Speaker 02

  You have horrible handwriting. I'm not yet, I wasn't...

• 1:44Speaker 02

  I can't read that. They say that's a sign of genius. Okay.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like Luke is a young Matt Jones.

• 1:51Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah? Okay.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:53Speaker 02

  I was never that fuckable.

• 1:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Young, same kind of haircut.

• 1:59Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, okay.

• 2:00Speaker 03

  All right.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  I mean, is that what the whites are doing lately? I don't even know. Is it a trend?

• 2:04Speaker 00

  What's the meeting like?

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is the meeting of that haircut, guys?

• 2:07Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't go to church anymore, do you?

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Uh, no, I never. I'm Jewish. I never went to church.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  You're Jewish?

• 2:12Speaker 03

  Sorry, temple.

• 2:14Speaker 00

  My bad.

• 2:14Speaker 03

  Also a church.

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  It is a church. There's four main religions, is, are there not?

• 2:21Speaker 02

  Is that like a loaded question?

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not a loaded question.

• 2:23Speaker 02

  Are there not?

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  There are four main religions.

• 2:25Speaker 00

  I would say three.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, I would.

• 2:28Speaker 03

  I'd say zero.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would say Christianity, Muslim.

• 2:36Speaker 03

  Hinduism is really big.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Hinduism and, um, Israel. Israelite.

• 2:42Speaker 00

  Just the country?

• 2:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, uh, Jewa- Judaism.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Judaism.

• 2:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are the four, would Scientology be in there?

• 2:51Speaker 03

  No.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  They're pretty big though. They're pretty big.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  I guess.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you mean, you guess?

• 2:57Speaker 03

  I, I, I, I don't give a shit.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  Uh, you don't give, you're, you're, you're in a kick right now. You don't give a shit about anything.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  I really don't.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:07Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  So the reason why I, I got mad here, I mean, I've won, you've been on the list forever, but I was like, I was watching, um, I don't know why, but you kept popping up on my TikTok feed.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  Okay. Oh, I'm on TikTok?

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're on TikTok.

• 3:18Speaker 03

  I'm, I don't have TikTok.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I don't either, but I still, you know.

• 3:23Speaker 00

  You don't?

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I mean, I, I've never posted anything. I just, I like watching it.

• 3:28Speaker 03

  Right.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  So I created a profile so I could just watch it.

• 3:31Speaker 00

  It's kind of having it.

• 3:32Speaker 03

  I'm bad enough with Instagram, so I don't.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  Was it trending on Instagram?

• 3:37Speaker 03

  I don't know. I, I, I don't know.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, you did an interview, a couple of interviews.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've done a couple and I've just been a little honest about how much the business sucks.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:47Speaker 03

  And, um, yeah, and I've had, what's weird is people, some people don't post publicly, but I've had some like, I don't know, Oscar winners, uh, reach out and be like, holy shit, I feel the same way. And I was like, well, then say that publicly.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  But, no.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  They don't.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  No, cause, and, uh, I. Everybody's afraid they're talking themselves out of a job.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  But I'm not getting jobs anyway, so.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  That's what I felt. Why do you think I'm in this garage? You know what I mean?

• 4:18Speaker 03

  It really is a garage.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, it's a garage. I'm in my garage because I couldn't get the work. You know what I mean? So I'm like, I'll just do this.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, it's like I tried to transition out of waiting in line.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  But this is better.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know if it's better. I don't know if it's worse, but it's like, it's something that like you, I went a different direction, but um. I understand, you know.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  Holy shit.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Is that you?

• 4:47Speaker 00

  So he wasn't as fuckable.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you weren't as fuckable as those back then. Yeah, yeah. What happened there?

• 4:54Speaker 03

  Uh, a lack of parenting.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  Just, no one was really paying attention to what I was eating or doing.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:04Speaker 03

  Boy.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Were you swimming in bog water?

• 5:07Speaker 03

  In butter. I was swimming in it.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  You were swimming in butter.

• 5:09Speaker 03

  In butter.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Is this, oh, yeah, yeah. Absolutely unfuckable.

• 5:16Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  That's unfuckable?

• 5:18Speaker 00

  I think he got some girls.

• 5:19Speaker 03

  That's 1999?

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  It's like a fat Michael Shannon.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  Yeah. Okay. That is kinder than I would.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  I, I always thought I looked, I, I looked like a lesbian until I was 20.

• 5:34Speaker 03

  Like, that is a stand-up comic.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a stand-up comic.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, like Barbara Sanders.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Signing up for Kill Tony.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  Travel, people travel to go do that show.

• 5:47Speaker 00

  It's wild.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  It's wild. Yeah, from all over the country, they travel to go to that.

• 5:50Speaker 03

  I can't watch it.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  I can't, okay.

• 5:52Speaker 03

  I can't watch it.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, it's hard.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  I know it's really popular.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:56Speaker 03

  And it's.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  I can't do it.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  I.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  I've done it. I can't do it. I sneak out.

• 6:01Speaker 03

  I can't, it's, I appreciate that people love it, but it just makes me so uncomfortable. I don't like it.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I've, I've, uh, guested on that panel before with Burr and some other people. And I usually leave halfway during it.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  And I'll go, I gotta go to the bathroom and I'll like wait 45 minutes and then come back. You know, I, I cannot do it and I will never do it again.

• 6:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  Cause you just don't like being mean to people or something or?

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  It's just, I just don't know what to say. It's like, you know, people are developing and it's like,

• 6:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  The person that we're watching now isn't the person that we're gonna be watching 10 years from now. So it's like ripping on somebody that early is tough for me.

• 6:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm not a roaster in general. I mean, I, I called you a fat Michael Shannon.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Pretty good. Pretty good.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good roast, but, um.

• 6:52Speaker 03

  I mean, personally, I just, I, the whole show is about like who's gonna be the next stand-up comic.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:57Speaker 03

  And I don't think anybody should be.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  I wanna say no to everybody.

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Cause you're an improv guy.

• 7:06Speaker 03

  It's done. We don't need any more stand-ups.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:10Speaker 02

  Is it cause you're such a diehard improv guy? You're like?

• 7:12Speaker 03

  No, I'm not a diver. Improv is stupid way.

• 7:17Speaker 03

  I love it, uh, cause I hang out with my friends and I'll do it every now and then, but it is a legitimately stupid waste of time.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  Watching it.

• 7:25Speaker 00

  You did comedy sports?

• 7:27Speaker 03

  I did in high school.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What's comedy sports?

• 7:30Speaker 03

  Uh, it was, uh, a thing that was popular in the nineties.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You wore a jersey?

• 7:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  No, really? You wore a jersey?

• 7:37Speaker 00

  They did.

• 7:38Speaker 03

  He would wear a jersey. Yeah, and you'd like compete against the other team for audience claps, but it was all like rigged and it was like wrestling in its own way.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 7:46Speaker 03

  And it was stupid.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  What was your team called?

• 7:49Speaker 03

  Uh, it was just whatever, like the red team or the blue team.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 7:53Speaker 03

  There's a new team every time. Yeah, and I was on a high school team, so we were Claremont High School Comedy Sports.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  Wait, Claremont? Is that in San Diego?

• 8:01Speaker 03

  No, that, this is without the I. This is next to Pomona.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Pomona. Okay. So you're, do you guys usually win or?

• 8:09Speaker 03

  Whatever the home team was, won. That was the rule.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  And you never did Second City or anything like that or Groundlings?

• 8:15Speaker 03

  I did Boom Chicago and Amsterdam.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did Boom?

• 8:18Speaker 03

  I did Boom Chicago and Amsterdam.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  Tons of UCB stuff, Improv.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Did you do it with Ike and all those guys?

• 8:24Speaker 03

  They were a little before me, but I did a bit with Jordan.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  And Colton and...

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Colton Dunn, yeah?

• 8:30Speaker 03

  I mean, tons of people.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:32Speaker 02

  And Jordan, Jordan Peele?

• 8:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  He just said that.

• 8:35Speaker 03

  Sorry, I didn't drop the Peele.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  That's what I'm clarifying.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Either it was Michael Jordan? I don't know.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  Chicago, from Chicago.

• 8:42Speaker 03

  Could be anyone, could be someone you don't know.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:45Speaker 03

  He stopped playing basketball.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Matt Jones, Michael Jordan.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  Larry Bird.

• 8:50Speaker 03

  He stopped playing basketball.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  Hussein Bolt, Subol Hussein Bolt, Michael Phelps in.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Imagine that improv group. Oh, my God. Terrible.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  I just wanted to clarify.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  But also, every improv group is terrible.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, what, you know what the worst torture is watching long form improv?

• 9:09Speaker 03

  So, yes, I would say yes, 99.999% of the time.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  And then there's these certain people that can do it so well.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Keegan can do it.

• 9:18Speaker 03

  That it fools everyone else.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can do it.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  Did you know Tammy Sager?

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:23Speaker 03

  Like Tammy, I would see her and like Craig Kukowski and like Stephanie Weir.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:28Speaker 03

  And Bob Dassie and like those people.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:30Speaker 03

  Unbelievable.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  Unbelievable.

• 9:32Speaker 03

  But then everyone else, don't do it.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  That's the crib of the crop.

• 9:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  I, I have a guy, Dave Hill, we've been doing it two man together for like 15 years. We are very good at it.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, you have an improv group?

• 9:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's just...

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  I thought you said it shit.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's why we don't...

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  You said it was shit?

• 9:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's why we don't...

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  And you're currently in an improv group?

• 9:51Speaker 03

  Yes. Yes.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  That's how he knows.

• 9:55Speaker 03

  No, our show's not shit. Everything...

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  How do you know?

• 9:58Speaker 03

  No, it is sometimes shit.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna watch it. I'll tell you if it's shit or not. When's your next, next live show?

• 10:03Speaker 03

  We don't, we, we do them like randomly, like maybe like three or four times a year.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go to the next one.

• 10:09Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I will tell you if it's...

• 10:10Speaker 03

  The next one is in Minneapolis.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 10:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  It's long form.

• 10:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, we do, we, one suggestion, we do like a full show that everything connects. It's almost like a play.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  Uh, but it's, it's very good.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, do you, it's a, do you, so do you do improv, Luke?

• 10:26Speaker 02

  Uh, I took, uh, two classes.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  Where at?

• 10:29Speaker 02

  Uh, I took, uh, UCB 101.

• 10:32Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  Shh, no big deal, educated. And then I did one day class at the Groundlings.

• 10:37Speaker 03

  Okay, cool.

• 10:38Speaker 02

  And I thought, eh, this isn't really for me.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  It isn't?

• 10:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a stand-up. Don't judge.

• 10:44Speaker 03

  True.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  No, it's real comedy.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  Real shit, Tony shit.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  I, I honestly, I'm a huge stand-up fan, been a stand-up fan my whole life.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  And I just, I've never done it.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:58Speaker 03

  Cause I like stand-up.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  And I just know that, like, I could do it, I could legitimately do it.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Why can't?

• 11:04Speaker 03

  But I don't think I would be great at it, and I, I think it's been too long now.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  For me to

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Get, get twenty

• 11:11Speaker 03

  Throw away my nights and weekends for the

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  No, you get twenty minutes, and then you open for me.

• 11:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, anytime.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 11:17Speaker 03

  I've got twenty right now, uh, right up my ass, I do, absolutely.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  You have twenty minutes of, of stand-up?

• 11:22Speaker 03

  I could do, I could do a solid ten right now.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 11:26Speaker 03

  Totally, I could.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  You could?

• 11:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want twenty, twenty-five.

• 11:29Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  All right, get that, and then it'll be, you'll be opening for me.

• 11:32Speaker 03

  Okay, great.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'll pay you good.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  Okay, all right, done.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll pay you good. So, um, but you know, I, I look at, I've, I've, I just recently, as in twenty minutes ago, um,

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's how I prepare. I go, yeah, Matt's coming, I gotta, I'll do some prepar- preparation. And I looked at your IMDb, and I, I scrolled through it, and a mass amount of work.

• 11:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, uh, you were in Badger, um, Breaking Bad.

• 12:00Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  And then you were also, um, in that supernatural, uh, anti Superman movie?

• 12:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, um, Brightburn.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Brightburn?

• 12:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, James Gunn produced, uh, David Yurovsky directed.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and so you know James?

• 12:13Speaker 03

  I do.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, can't put you in anything?

• 12:18Speaker 03

  I guess I don't know.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:22Speaker 03

  I mean, here, I'll tell you this. I'll throw this out there. I don't even care. I, the other day, I, uh,

• 12:31Speaker 03

  I auditioned for something.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  A big one?

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:35Speaker 03

  That, um, he's involved with, and for the first time in my entire career, I've never done this ever, ever, ever.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  Ever. I messaged him and I was like, hey, just let you know I auditioned for this, just so you can make sure you see the tape.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:47Speaker 03

  Basically.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  That's not a bad thing.

• 12:49Speaker 03

  I've never done that.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  That's what they do.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  But I've never done that because I have this like shitty integrity and like, I, I don't want to be pathetic and I've never asked for a job or dropped a name, ever.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  And I did it the other day and I swear to God, I couldn't sleep that night.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 13:05Speaker 03

  So I was like, how did I do that?

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's what you're supposed to do, Matt.

• 13:10Speaker 03

  No, that agent is supposed to.

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. You know what I did the other day? This is the first I've ever done, right? I wasn't moving as many tickets in, in, in, in Chicago, although I sold it out, but because I had to pull in the big guns. And it was hard to ask. I went to Joe Coy, Gabriel Iglesias, Tom Segura and Burt Kreischer, and I go, can you post a story for my show? And then it sold out.

• 13:39Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  But it was very difficult to do. I had never done that before because I could usually sell out on my own. But it was like, it was because of the economy and because people aren't, aren't selling right now. You know what I mean? I had to do it. But in this day and age, I think making that text is the right thing to do.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  See, but the difference between you doing stand up.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Here we go. There's a difference.

• 14:02Speaker 03

  Well, I'm telling you, you doing stand up.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:04Speaker 03

  And me doing some fucking movie or TV show.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I still do it too. I'm still in the business, Matt. I mean, Nimrod's coming out. I was in Happy Gilmore 2. I, I, I, I, I'm not out.

• 14:15Speaker 00

  He's like, I saw your RMBV, man. I don't know.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was testing the city reservation. I did stuff.

• 14:20Speaker 03

  Saying the difference, like you, you're doing it yourself, right? You're booking this place.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Booking what, like my house?

• 14:27Speaker 03

  No, no. The theater in Chicago.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:29Speaker 03

  Right?

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 14:30Speaker 03

  A to B, it's you to there.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  The audience.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:33Speaker 03

  I, I have to crawl through like mountains and oceans of dog shit to get to a job.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  And then back through because there's all these people in the middle that are taking all the money.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 14:46Speaker 03

  For everybody, not just for me, for the people that are directing it, for everybody.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  So, uh, there's advertisers and all this shit. You're just going to a place and selling to stupid people that'll pay you.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  That'll, that'll think you're funny.

• 15:07Speaker 03

  But like, that's a direct con.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:09Speaker 03

  Whereas like the long.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  Whereas the long con is like, I, I have no control over my fate. That's terrible.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  I don't want to do that.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, take control.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I told you the other day. I, I texted you. I go, you gotta take control.

• 15:25Speaker 03

  So you said, I, you texted me, I should start a podcast about how shitty the business is.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 15:31Speaker 03

  And I just don't want to hear some, I don't want to hear a bunch of fucking actors complain about it anymore. I don't, I wouldn't listen to that.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  I would.

• 15:40Speaker 03

  You would?

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  You would? I would too. And, yeah, I would too. The reason why I would listen to it is because I feel the same shift. I feel the same resentment. I feel the same anger about it. So it's like, yeah, I would, um, definitely listen to that.

• 15:55Speaker 03

  I think it's just still, it's just me mad at rich kids, right?

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 15:59Speaker 03

  From when I was a kid, I, I hate rich kids and I still hate rich kids.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 16:05Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:06Speaker 03

  And, and it's all run by rich kids.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:08Speaker 03

  Like all the executives are rich kids.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  Bro.

• 16:12Speaker 03

  You know?

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Bro, there's this thing, bro, I want to tell you something. There's this thing called the Golden Gala. Okay? It's an, it's, it's, it's the up of the Asians.

• 16:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  And every year they get together.

• 16:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Right? And they invite me, right? But I can't have a plus one. Everyone else is a plus one, right? Heaven's with the five. And the, and the one time I went, right, I was in the back, right? And all the Steven Unes and the Michelle Yows and the John Shos.

• 16:40Speaker 03

  Cause you're a bad Asian, cause they think you're gonna show up with like a prostitute.

• 16:45Speaker 03

  They're afraid you're gonna do that.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, but.

• 16:47Speaker 03

  If you were married to a nice young girl.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  No, but I have a nice girlfriend right now.

• 16:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you're not married.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  I know. I know, I know I'm not married and I'll never get married.

• 16:57Speaker 03

  And you'll still never get a plus one.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  I know, no, no, I wanna, no, what I'm, my point is, is that I know I'm gonna be in the back, right? I know they're gonna side eye me like, you know what I mean? Oh my God, there's their dirty one, you know what I mean? They consider me the dirty one, you know what I mean? And it's like, I mean, I could argue that I have a bigger fan base.

• 17:16Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  You mean than most of them, I could, I.

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  We're talking about built right now. Built, built. Built right now. So built. Built right now. Get your built on. I love built, man. B I L T, man. It's like, you know, whether you're renting or paying a mortgage, one of your biggest monthly expenses should be working harder for you. And that's the fact. That's where built comes in. Built is the membership where you live that rewards you with points on every housing payment wherever you live.

• 17:53Speaker 04

  And honestly, it's something that like, okay, for me at least.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:57Speaker 04

  Like you can't get away from it. You pay rent or you pay a mortgage and it just stings, right? But now with built.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Not with built. It stings my ass.

• 18:05Speaker 04

  It stings. Not with built though.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not with built though. Yeah, yeah.

• 18:09Speaker 04

  It just doesn't matter anymore. And it kinda is like you're almost excited to pay rent because there are perks to paying rent. Now you get points and you can use those points towards everything, including important for me, student loans.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude. Built members also get access to a neighborhood concierge. It can make restaurant reservations, book fitness classes and find new local spots all while being rewarded at more than 45,000 merchant partners. It's like having a personal assistant baked into where you live.

• 18:37Speaker 00

  Luke, so as a young comic, what do you use built for?

• 18:40Speaker 02

  Uh, you know, it's simple. I do pay a lot of rent myself. I'm constantly paying rent and it's nice to be able to earn points on stuff and then be able to redeem it at places like amazon.com, Lyft rides, gift cards, members only experiences. This is stuff I use all the

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  Like what members only experience do you use?

• 18:56Speaker 02

  Um, I use Lyft rides at Amazon.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good. That's pretty cool.

• 18:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's one of them. You're kind of a members only guy.

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm a built home delivery powered by GoPuff.

• 19:07Speaker 00

  That kind of guy.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm that kind of guy. Yeah, soli.

• 19:10Speaker 04

  I'm just a basic student loan balances kind of guy.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 19:15Speaker 00

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• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  Hymns for your hair and prescriptions of.

• 19:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Hymns for choosing oral medication.

• 19:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

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• 20:00Speaker 04

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• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's like short period of time, Luke.

• 20:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

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• 20:24Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

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• 20:32Speaker 00

  I have noticed I felt like my hairline has been pushing back a little bit.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Real back.

• 20:36Speaker 00

  It does, yes, it does feel like people are starting to notice, especially everyone in this room. So it'd be nice to find the right hair growth treatment for me.

• 20:43Speaker 04

  Catch it early, use hymns now.

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's straightforward, guy. Transparent and designed to make getting care feel very easy. And don't you like easy?

• 20:52Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, start now, dude.

• 20:55Speaker 00

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• 21:18Speaker 00

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• 22:01Speaker 00

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• 22:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 22:22Speaker 03

  Bobby's got me spicy already.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  I got, I got, I got him all spiced up.

• 22:24Speaker 03

  No, but I'm gonna be white trash for the rest of my life. I just will be to them in my head, right?

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:30Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna be a rich kid.

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:32Speaker 03

  Even my kids, I'm like, and we had money for a bit, we don't need more. Like, you know, my kids, they're not gonna be rich kids, you know what I mean? They're just not, we're not that way.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:43Speaker 04

  Thank God, though.

• 22:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:44Speaker 04

  Thank God.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  Why, why thank God?

• 22:47Speaker 04

  I just feel as though like every... I mean, the way you're talking. Sorry, I know, I grew up in the Palisades.

• 22:57Speaker 03

  Fucking Palisades. I'm an executive. Can I tell you?

• 23:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're never gonna work again, so.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  I won't, I won't. I'm talking shit about Jews in the Palisades.

• 23:07Speaker 03

  I'll tell you, uh, this is my, this is how crazy, I grew up 45 minutes east of here, right?

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  Uh, and I came into town, I was doing commercials, whatever, I was like 18 and on. And I had this friend that grew up in the Palisades, and we had like a sketch group when I was like 19, 20.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  Another sketch group.

• 23:26Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 23:29Speaker 03

  And we practiced, we practiced in his parents garage in the Palisades.

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  How do you practice? Oh, it was in that, oh sketches, okay.

• 23:39Speaker 03

  And this is how ridiculous the Palisades is. I was driving down the road in my shitty like 1988 Nissan Sentra at the time. And I had the windows rolled down and I had just put in like a CD player, you know what I mean?

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:53Speaker 03

  Like this is like where you had to take off the face. And I'm driving down the road and I'm playing Come Sail Away and I'm like rocking out like.

• 24:04Speaker 03

  Move it. And then a girl rides up to me on like a ninja motorcycle, like nods at me and rides off. I'm like, oh, nice. And I come up to another stoplight and I go in. And Arnold Schwarzenegger pulls up next to me in a convertible black Ferrari.

• 24:19Speaker 03

  In a T-shirt, a black T-shirt, dressed like the fucking Terminator. And looks at me and goes like that, gives me a thumbs up and drives on.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 24:28Speaker 03

  Fuck the Palisades.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  That's good. You perceived it wrong. You perceived it wrong.

• 24:35Speaker 03

  Yes, I'm a negative person.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. He would never give me a thumbs up. Yeah. He would go, fuck you.

• 24:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  Bonhom Asian? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a Bonhom Asian, dude. Yeah.

• 24:47Speaker 03

  I, that's probably true.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  That's probably true. I think it is. I think, I really believe I'm a Bonhom Asian.

• 24:54Speaker 04

  We all are, I think, yeah.

• 24:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  In this room, all the Asians in this room are Bonhom Asians?

• 24:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, and I'm thankful for that, too.

• 25:01Speaker 03

  I also love rich people, too, right?

• 25:03Speaker 04

  You do?

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  You do all of a sudden?

• 25:05Speaker 03

  No, no, like I.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Out of nowhere, you do?

• 25:08Speaker 03

  I deeply, I deeply resent them.

• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:12Speaker 03

  But like, have you ever been like a really incredible rich person party?

• 25:16Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 25:16Speaker 03

  It's so.

• 25:17Speaker 04

  I love how like.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  I went to Thanksgiving at Michael Bay's house.

• 25:20Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:23Speaker 03

  I, I went to this like Hollywood party years ago.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:26Speaker 03

  I can't say who it was.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 25:29Speaker 03

  Well, because it's, I don't know who it was. So no.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 25:33Speaker 03

  No, no, no, I was invited to this party.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  You don't know who it is.

• 25:36Speaker 03

  No, I was invited to this party. It was the agency I was with at the time. It was like the owner of the agency.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  Can you tell me the agency?

• 25:43Speaker 03

  Uh, Paradigm. And it was like, the owner of the agency is like, has like, so much money. But it was their brother, I think.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:51Speaker 03

  And it was in like, in a part of the Hollywood Hills I didn't know existed.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  It was like down in a back canyon kind of thing.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Michael Bay, Michael Bay.

• 26:00Speaker 03

  Where the hell am I?

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:01Speaker 03

  And like, their backyard had like, two pools. And in the middle of the pools was like, a green grass area that was like, the size of a football field.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:10Speaker 03

  This is their backyard.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:12Speaker 03

  And then they had like, um, uh, uh, what's the famous Nobu there?

• 26:19Speaker 03

  Like, and like, every alcohol you could think of, it just, whatever you want. And so I was like, oh, just top shelf, everything, open bar.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  So I just was drinking like, thirty year old Scotch, like crazy.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:31Speaker 03

  And then I was like, I have to go to the bathroom. And they're like, oh, this guy will lead you down to the bathroom. And there's tons of people.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Other stars there?

• 26:37Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  A lot?

• 26:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I remember, uh, God rest his soul, I was wasted. I cornered James Vanderbeek. And I talked to him for like, a half an hour.

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:46Speaker 03

  And I walked back, and my wife was like, what were you guys talking about? I was like, I don't remember.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Vanderbeek's in this podcast?

• 26:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:52Speaker 03

  Nice guy, really nice.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and rest in peace.

• 26:55Speaker 03

  And, uh, he, uh, anyhow, I had to go to the bathroom and we like, they like, led me down these stairs. And I went under this massive house and there was a movie theater. Um, with like, four pool table, like a pool hall connected to a movie theater. Connected to like, uh, like a concession area that was completely full. And it was just, and then there's a small bowling alley thing.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:21Speaker 03

  And then I, I opened a door because I started snooping. And I saw twenty-two washers and dryers.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:28Speaker 04

  Twenty-two?

• 27:29Speaker 03

  Twenty-two, I counted.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  It's a sweatshop.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  And I was like, how do you?

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  They had other businesses going.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  Do you run 22 at one time?

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  Like that blew my mind over everything.

• 27:41Speaker 04

  Is it coin operated?

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  That's really funny. Yeah, that's really funny. Very funny. Like a little token machine?

• 27:48Speaker 04

  No, it was just a serious question. Were they running a business?

• 27:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, 22 is crazy.

• 27:52Speaker 04

  22 is wild.

• 27:53Speaker 03

  I just couldn't believe it.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:56Speaker 03

  And, uh...

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Did they have those, one of those machines where you put like, you know, get snacks? Vending?

• 28:05Speaker 03

  No, there wasn't a vending machine. It was just, why would it be behind glass? It's just there to take.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 28:11Speaker 03

  Like when I was a kid, if there was a...

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  That'd be cool if there was a vending machine.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  If I was a kid, if there was a Snickers, you would eat the Snickers.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:17Speaker 03

  You wouldn't be like, you know what, I'm gonna have that later.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  No, you eat it now.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you eat it now? Yeah, yeah. They had that.

• 28:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would just love my, like, my chip to get snagged at this party.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  Would that peek into the...

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  And pushing the machine so that it unsnags. Anyway.

• 28:33Speaker 03

  But that peek into that rich world is unbelievable.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  I've peeked too. I'm a peeker. You know what I mean? And I've, I've peeked the...

• 28:41Speaker 04

  What did you see in Michael Bay's house where you were like, oh, I can never get to this level?

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, I don't have a museum.

• 28:48Speaker 04

  Oh, he has a museum?

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:50Speaker 03

  Of his own stuff?

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Of his own stuff.

• 28:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awesome.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I have never been to an in-house museum.

• 28:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  Of his own work.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  There's a bumblebee there.

• 28:59Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  The full thing.

• 29:01Speaker 04

  Really?

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, the car.

• 29:04Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's, um, I already told you that in the movie The Rock, the little, um, the ball...

• 29:10Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  The ball thing. Do you remember The Rock?

• 29:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I...

• 29:14Speaker 03

  The green, the green...

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I picked that up. Um, he has a museum. He has a, um, movie theater. I saw a full-blown movie that hadn't been released yet. You know what I mean? In his movie theater. And then I also saw, um, he named his deer.

• 29:29Speaker 04

  He has a deer?

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  He has deers.

• 29:32Speaker 04

  Oh, just like free roaming in the neighborhood?

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  In his backyard. Oh, he goes, there's Frank. I go, okay.

• 29:38Speaker 04

  I mean, but that's not a rich person thing. Deer just come across people's property, whatever. I, I wanted to ask you guys, though, like, if you did have absolute, like, fuck you money, and you know, like, Michael Jackson got, like, a giraffe, like, what would be your first big fuck you purchase?

• 29:52Speaker 03

  I, I just would never, I, I can't imagine the amount of money where I'd ever spend like that.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Luke.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  I just wouldn't.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I would buy you.

• 30:01Speaker 03

  What?

• 30:05Speaker 02

  Give me the Palisades.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  You're my bubble, you're my bubble, dude.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:11Speaker 03

  Give me that little boy from the Palisades.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  Neverending Ranch. That's what it's called. Neverending Ranch, and you'd be there.

• 30:18Speaker 02

  I, I, I.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you wouldn't do it? For how much money would I have to pay you to?

• 30:23Speaker 02

  I mean, it would have to be-

• 30:25Speaker 04

  To be his backyard giraffe.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, honestly, if I could just live there for free, I'd probably do it.

• 30:29Speaker 04

  Luke, come on.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  No, come on.

• 30:31Speaker 04

  Name a price, say like-

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Name a price.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  I guess a million a year would be great.

• 30:34Speaker 03

  That's not true.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  That's not true.

• 30:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:36Speaker 02

  Point two.

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  Not in California.

• 30:37Speaker 03

  Not in California.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:39Speaker 03

  Oh, boy, that's one of the problems.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  Half of that.

• 30:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean-

• 30:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, take it.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, people have been urging me to move out of LA for a bit now.

• 30:48Speaker 04

  To Tax Haven?

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Tax, yeah.

• 30:49Speaker 02

  One of the tax havens.

• 30:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, but what are you gonna, we're gonna go Austin?

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  And that's what I'm saying, I don't know where else to go.

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Austin.

• 30:55Speaker 04

  Well, you love Washington.

• 30:56Speaker 02

  Puerto Rico?

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Washington DC.

• 30:58Speaker 04

  No, Washington State.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:00Speaker 03

  If you're gonna continue to do this, this sucks on Zoom, right?

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  You gotta have people in person.

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 31:06Speaker 03

  You gotta be in a place where it is.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  I know, so that's why I stay. It's only because of podcast guests. Is the only reason that's linking me into this town is podcasting. Because Andrew's not gonna move, and where he wants to move, he wants to move into a place where I don't wanna move, which is Phoenix.

• 31:23Speaker 04

  Oh, god, no.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:24Speaker 04

  Oh, god.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 31:26Speaker 03

  He's moving to Phoenix?

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  He wants to move to Phoenix because of the taxes and also because of-

• 31:29Speaker 03

  Because of fucking golf.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  Golf.

• 31:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you play golf?

• 31:32Speaker 03

  No.

• 31:35Speaker 03

  Golf sucks. Jesus Christ.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  It sucks so bad.

• 31:39Speaker 03

  It's so boring. Gonna die from smelling their own farts. The shit is so boring.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, and because of global warming, that that place is gonna get hotter and hotter. In 2050, it's gonna be unlivable, Phoenix.

• 31:53Speaker 03

  The also, the the amount of, I can't, the amount of.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, you can.

• 31:57Speaker 03

  The.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  And you will. Say it.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  The wasted space of golf courses in Los Angeles alone. And and by the way, they're not taxed on this shit. They are not taxed on, it's billions of dollars. And you've got hundreds of thousands of homeless people in the street. And if you just tax the fucking golf courts, I can't.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 32:18Speaker 03

  I hate golf.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  It churches too.

• 32:20Speaker 03

  Sure, oh, God.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, don't get me even started.

• 32:23Speaker 03

  We could all live our lives, uh, oh, my, you wanna lower taxes? Tax churches.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  Tax churches, yeah, and oil companies. No?

• 32:32Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were like pausing on oil.

• 32:35Speaker 03

  No, I'm gonna end up, let me think about oil. Let me think about.

• 32:38Speaker 04

  Hate golf, but love oil?

• 32:42Speaker 03

  Big oil.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So you think it's it's forever dead Hollywood?

• 32:46Speaker 03

  No, no, no, I think it's, no. I just think that it's working in a different way. And for people like you and me. No one is ever gonna give you the role you wanna get.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 33:01Speaker 03

  Ever.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  Ever.

• 33:02Speaker 03

  They're just not gonna do it because they.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  You don't be so negative.

• 33:05Speaker 03

  And it's not.

• 33:07Speaker 03

  It's not just because you don't have, it's not because they don't have a role for you, it's because they they they don't have the money or the courage to cast you in something. Because they need the latest, like, what's the guy? He's a good actor, but he's he was gonna replace you in Death and Roman. Oh, that guy. That guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like this super hot Asian guy with abs. Like crazy abs.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:33Speaker 03

  You know what I'm talking about? The British guy. Yeah, and he's British, he's an excellent actor.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  You were getting recast in that movie too.

• 33:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course. Of course I'm getting recast.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:42Speaker 03

  No, it's just the kind of thing.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Alright, this is the deal. Let's talk about it.

• 33:47Speaker 03

  He's not from LA, right?

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  He's not from LA.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  He is. He's a kid from, uh, from New York and Hong Kong, right?

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  Hong Kong, yeah.

• 33:54Speaker 03

  Like, he's got that style. And he's young, so they don't know, like, uh, about... And also, your generation, sorry buddy. You don't know about, like, a respect or decorum.

• 34:05Speaker 02

  What? Oh, the fuck?

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  That, even that.

• 34:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:09Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 34:12Speaker 03

  Cause, cause when I was your age, I'd keep my mouth fucking shut.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  You learn and you listen. Yeah, yeah.

• 34:20Speaker 03

  If I talk that way in front of Michael Richards.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I know, dude.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  Also, you're saying this guy doesn't know the business. Hong Kong and New York, that's pretty business.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  No, no, no, I'm talking about the inside of the business. So he, like, made his first thing, and he was like, "Oh, cool, people like it. I wanna make it even cooler. Let's get some people that can get the movie funded." Me and Bobby can't get the movie funded.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  No, we can.

• 34:41Speaker 03

  Maybe.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  No, we can't.

• 34:42Speaker 03

  But not as much money, and we're not gonna get...

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  We can.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  Okay, okay.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  We can.

• 34:46Speaker 03

  I don't have the confidence that you do.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:48Speaker 02

  But isn't that, isn't that, like, kind of how the business works, anyway?

• 34:52Speaker 03

  No. No, the way the business works is people climb over your corpse to do that.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  That is true.

• 35:01Speaker 03

  People, people are like, "Hey, hey, can you, can you, give me a favor? I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fuck you right now. Can you do me a favor? Just let me fuck you." And you're like, "Oh, okay, okay." And they're like, "Okay, I'm done fucking you." And then they walk over your body.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  That's what they do.

• 35:14Speaker 03

  That's, that's...

• 35:15Speaker 02

  So that's what happened, it seems like.

• 35:17Speaker 03

  Because if someone calls...

• 35:18Speaker 02

  So the business happens.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  How many times in your career has somebody like, "Hey, can you come do this thing? It's no money." And on the next thing, it'll be it. Has there ever been a next thing?

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 35:28Speaker 03

  Never.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Never been a next thing. I did this one thing, which was a miracle. I did a table read.

• 35:33Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  You're right, you're not cast, you're not, you're just doing me a favor, and you, you, can you do it? And I'm like, I looked at who was in it. And what the movie was and I was like, alright, I'll do it. And I got cast from the table read. That's the only time that's ever happened.

• 35:51Speaker 04

  Or I think there are some situations where um you just happen to be to say yes to something small and you meet someone there just by chance that leads to something else, which is like, you remember when you met Gene Hong?

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  That's the one time it's happened.

• 36:08Speaker 04

  Yes, um you went to Hawaii um for a a small, a small part in a movie.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:14Speaker 04

  And then you just happened to run into someone else who was also filming there and then he actually got you on that show.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that's happened.

• 36:21Speaker 03

  But like, the the truth is.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Maybe you're not open enough.

• 36:25Speaker 03

  No, the truth is, they're they're like, people are like.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  We're the mysteries of life.

• 36:30Speaker 03

  Eat, eat this bullshit, Bobby. And you're like, I I don't want to eat this bullshit.

• 36:36Speaker 03

  There's a line of people around the block willing to eat this bullshit, Bobby.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 36:40Speaker 03

  And you're like, okay, I'll eat it. And then you eat it, you choke it down, they're like, good boy, good boy.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:44Speaker 03

  And they come around again, they're like, I need you to eat another bullshit.

• 36:50Speaker 03

  I I don't want to.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 36:51Speaker 03

  You already did, I know you can do it.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 36:55Speaker 03

  And you're like, but I I already ate the bullshit. And then you're, you're sitting there next to ten empty bowls of shit, you're like, I'm sick.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's exactly what it is.

• 37:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  But let me ask you this, though. I mean, you were a series regular on Mom?

• 37:09Speaker 03

  Yes. Chuck Lorre is the best.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  I love Chuck, I bet him.

• 37:12Speaker 03

  The best.

• 37:13Bobby Lee?

  The best, right?

• 37:14Speaker 03

  He, he uh.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  How lo- how how long did that go?

• 37:16Speaker 03

  I did Mom for four years and then uh then I went off and I did another show and then Chuck came to me and offered me another show. And then I did this show called Bob Heart's Abish for five. So I did nine years of Chuck Lorre and he said he'd bring him back and he did and was like.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it does happen.

• 37:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  The global relationships.

• 37:36Speaker 03

  No, but I auditioned in the beginning for Mom for a series regular role and I was given something equal later, right?

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  Like, I knew, he ne- I never did Chuck a favor, he did me a favor.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:46Speaker 03

  The whole time, you know what I mean?

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:48Speaker 03

  It never really like built, it was just this thing that always was, right?

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So you're in the Chuck Lorre camp?

• 37:53Speaker 03

  I'm in the Chuck Lorre universe, yeah.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  In the universe, yeah, yeah. So um could you live off that money?

• 38:00Speaker 03

  No.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 38:01Speaker 03

  I could have at one time.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:03Speaker 03

  But that, when I got on to. Yeah, I mean, if you want to get into the minutia of it, I I didn't have any, uh, what's the word? Leverage? Uh, and I didn't get a huge amount of money.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, your quote, your quote was low.

• 38:19Speaker 03

  Low, very low when I started, mom, and it never got up. And then I left the show.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  Could you, like?

• 38:25Speaker 03

  I never got that big payday.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you never did, yeah, because at that time, it changed?

• 38:30Speaker 03

  It had changed, so all those Big Bang guys got those, that huge payday.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  I heard you talk about that.

• 38:35Speaker 03

  And they spun around and said to everybody else, that's not happening again.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  And then in life, that will never happen again.

• 38:40Speaker 03

  I I don't think it's really gonna happen again.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 38:43Speaker 03

  They'll just cancel the show. They're like, okay, we'll make a different show.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, the numbers don't add up, though, anymore.

• 38:49Speaker 03

  They don't.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:51Speaker 03

  And I I'm not blaming anybody for that, like, there's not the money to give us. I'm not asking for, you know, 500 grand an episode, anybody gets that is, you're gonna kill your show. But if they can afford to give you it, yeah, take it when it's there.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:05Speaker 03

  But it's not, uh, there, that money's not there anymore.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  It's not there anymore, yeah, yeah, so structurally, is it The Hobbit's fault?

• 39:13Speaker 03

  No, uh, it's, it's the internet's fault.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  When I say The Hobbit.

• 39:16Speaker 04

  Who's The Hobbit?

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 39:17Speaker 04

  Who's The Hobbit?

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Sean Austin.

• 39:19Speaker 03

  No.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 39:20Speaker 03

  No.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  He's the president of, uh, um, after, uh, SAG.

• 39:26Speaker 04

  Oh, that's right.

• 39:27Speaker 03

  No, no, he, he walked into a situation that's been bad for decades.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 39:30Speaker 03

  It's just gotten worse and worse.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  I want to blame The Hobbit, but I don't think I can.

• 39:33Speaker 03

  No, the merger between SAG and AFTRO was like.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Do you think Aragorn was like, you know what I mean, the?

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  The president of SAG that it would?

• 39:42Speaker 03

  No.

• 39:44Speaker 04

  Maybe he is, he is bilingual.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He could do some fucking deals with the elves.

• 39:51Speaker 04

  No, not just that, he speaks Spanish, too.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, the actor.

• 39:55Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the actor.

• 39:58Speaker 04

  Or you're thinking Aragorn, yeah, okay.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the character.

• 40:00Speaker 04

  I see.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  He speaks Elvis.

• 40:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  He knows some dwarves.

• 40:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, um.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  No, the situation has been eroding for decades.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  It's been eroding for, for decades, yeah.

• 40:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, I think the, the emergence of the internet and the emergence of, uh, um, streaming, the emergence of, uh, I mean, I think network television is pretty much dead.

• 40:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, the years.

• 40:23Speaker 03

  To an extent.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  I mean, the years where we were doing it, like, cause you know, I was on, I think I've been on three series that got picked up.

• 40:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  That actually aired, you know what I mean? In those days, I was like, oh, if this continues, this will be good.

• 40:38Speaker 03

  But also like.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  And it was 22 episodes a year.

• 40:41Speaker 03

  But that, that, when you got that hit, you were like,

• 40:46Speaker 03

  let's say, let's, let's just say you got a 22 episode a year and you're gonna get 40,000 an episode, right?

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:52Speaker 03

  Which is really, actor math, like 20 grand an episode.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:55Speaker 03

  You're, you're lucky if you get 50%, probably only get 33%.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:59Speaker 03

  Um, cause of agent, manager, uh, um, lawyer, that's 25% off before taxes and then they tax you on the gross. It's, so you're getting like 35%, right?

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:10Speaker 03

  So you're not even getting 40 an episode. You're getting like, yeah, like, like I said, like, uh, maybe 18.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:16Speaker 03

  Um, but times 22, that's a lot of money. And back in the day, when you could go to the fanciest restaurant in Hollywood and only spend 200 bucks, oh, man.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:25Speaker 03

  That's, you're living huge.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  Huge.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  You could get a $300,000 house in North Hollywood.

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 41:30Speaker 03

  Back then.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  Back then, yes.

• 41:31Speaker 03

  Now it's $2 million for a house.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:34Speaker 03

  And you're getting paid less per episode and they're only doing 10 episodes.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:38Speaker 03

  And going to dinner anywhere in LA is $400.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:42Speaker 03

  And, and also the restaurants suck.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Bath, mate. Oh, yeah. Bath, mate. So wet. Bath, mate. Take my pants off. Bath, mate. You guys, um, my penis is larger. Just add water.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  You know, let's cut the crap. If you could have a bigger, harder, long-lasting erection, you'd take it, right? Yeah, absolutely. Am I not right? You're right. So why aren't you using Bath Mate yet?

• 42:12Speaker 04

  I'm looking at.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  I use it.

• 42:13Speaker 04

  I'm looking at this box and it's quite the contraption. It's an impressive contraption. And you can see, Bobby, it, there's like the little tape measure.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  I know. I use it and I do the bottom one here. Yeah, yeah. But now it's at the second level.

• 42:24Speaker 04

  Do you think that you could get up to this right here?

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  No, no. No, no, no, no.

• 42:28Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

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• 42:45Speaker 04

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• 42:49Speaker 02

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• 42:57Speaker 00

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• 42:58Speaker 02

  Well, all you have to do is just use it a few minutes a day when you shower. And then you just watch what happens in the bedroom. Your partner's reaction, it's gonna be priceless.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  It really does work. I use, I've been using it and uh.

• 43:08Speaker 04

  It's like a pancake. It's just add water.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 43:11Speaker 00

  Mmm.

• 43:11Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

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• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 44:12Speaker 04

  In LA?

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  In LA?

• 44:14Speaker 03

  No, I just.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  Have you been to Damian?

• 44:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, sure, there are good restaurants.

• 44:18Speaker 04

  Say Damian is not, wow, Damian.

• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you mean? Damian's so good.

• 44:22Speaker 04

  It's a sexy bar, but the food itself is mid.

• 44:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 44:27Speaker 03

  My wife's a great cook. We eat better at home than at most restaurants.

• 44:30Speaker 04

  If you have a wife who is a great cook, there's really nothing beating that.

• 44:33Speaker 03

  It really is.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 44:35Speaker 04

  There's.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  I disagree. They're, they're.

• 44:37Speaker 04

  Dunbar's good.

• 44:39Speaker 03

  Dunbar's good.

• 44:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember you took me to Major Domo for the first time?

• 44:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was great.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:45Speaker 03

  Really good.

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  My point being is that that's all I get.

• 44:47Speaker 04

  You eat the up front.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  I do the, I order, I, oh, yeah, I leave halfway during the movie.

• 44:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Like Disclosure Day.

• 44:54Speaker 00

  You walked out? You walked out?

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't walk. I haven't seen it yet.

• 44:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  But I hear people, I see a lot of TikToks going, we walked out.

• 45:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  But there are also other TikTokers that are like, you know what I mean? It changed my life, so I'm gonna watch it Wednesday.

• 45:08Speaker 03

  Did you see The Fableman's?

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  No, good.

• 45:10Speaker 03

  No.

• 45:13Speaker 00

  Oscar nom.

• 45:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  It was bad.

• 45:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I love his other movies, but boy, that movie, yikes.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, really.

• 45:21Speaker 03

  I'm fucking myself out of jobs.

• 45:23Speaker 00

  I love this.

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I don't, no, you're not. You're, I, I think that we're in the age of being honest.

• 45:29Speaker 03

  Honest, okay.

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and your opinion, who cares?

• 45:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, who gives a shit about the Fableman?

• 45:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, who gives a shit?

• 45:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  But also, you're like complaining about you're not getting jobs. Everything, like, what job?

• 45:43Speaker 04

  Wait.

• 45:43Speaker 03

  I can name one show, one show on TV right, or two shows.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:47Speaker 03

  That I would love to be on.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 45:49Speaker 03

  Outside of that, I don't care.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:51Speaker 03

  I don't care.

• 45:52Speaker 04

  Who do you think, okay, in the spirit of honesty? Who are the top three women and top three male actors who are taking up too many roles and who should quit?

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  Not.

• 46:05Speaker 03

  I don't think anybody should quit.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  I don't think anyone should quit, but I think that some people should go, you know what, I have enough.

• 46:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:10Speaker 00

  Too much satire.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:12Speaker 03

  There's too much Nicole Kidman, we all know that.

• 46:16Speaker 00

  Show every month.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 46:17Speaker 04

  He is, yeah, before you see a movie, you see her face.

• 46:20Speaker 03

  And I went off on that on this other podcast, and I, and like, we're like, when is enough enough? I get it.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:26Speaker 03

  But also, like, I don't know, maybe she's crazy and she is taking whatever she can get, because in her head, it'll all go away. That's fine.

• 46:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:33Speaker 03

  I, I don't blame her. I blame the, this industry that is like, me, think that all of her means something. Do you know what I mean?

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:44Speaker 03

  Just her is the only way your show could succeed.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, the.

• 46:47Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  But the proof is obsession. No stars.

• 46:51Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  The movie is making, gonna make hundreds of millions of dollars.

• 46:54Speaker 03

  Widows Bay?

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  I heard it's great.

• 46:56Speaker 04

  I, that's what I heard.

• 46:57Speaker 03

  I'm not kidding, it's one of the best shows I've ever seen.

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 46:59Speaker 03

  It's unbelievable.

• 47:00Speaker 04

  Is it like Twin Peaks level?

• 47:02Speaker 03

  It is Twin Peaks, if Twin Peaks was made by someone, I, it's better than Twin Peaks, I'm sorry.

• 47:09Speaker 04

  Really?

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:09Speaker 03

  I just rewatched Twin Peaks, and this is, it's just so good.

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm watching it tonight.

• 47:15Speaker 03

  It's got like Coen Brothers feel to it.

• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love the Coen Brothers.

• 47:18Speaker 03

  But also, like, it's so fucking good, and Katie Dippold, who, uh, wrote and created it, she's a UCB, uh, person, like, she's a.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  I know Katie Dippold.

• 47:26Speaker 03

  She's a writer, right, and, and.

• 47:27Bobby Lee?

  She, she wrote on Mad TV for years.

• 47:29Speaker 03

  I know. She had to write that shit.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  He did Ghostbusters.

• 47:33Speaker 03

  And now she's on Widows Bay. Now she's created it, like, one of the best shows.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean that shit, man?

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  God damn.

• 47:43Speaker 03

  First time I ever met Bobby.

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:46Speaker 03

  I want to say 2004 or 2005.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  I was back home from Amsterdam and I had a bunch of friends working on Mad and I like hung out backstage or like after party thing and Bobby cornered me and told me some of the most fucked up stories I've ever heard in my life. And I like walked away and Cole was like, hey, you all right, man? I was like, I don't know, man.

• 48:10Speaker 00

  The fuck did you say?

• 48:11Speaker 04

  He calls him his deep east darkies.

• 48:15Speaker 04

  His deepy darkies.

• 48:16Speaker 03

  That's really funny.

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I mean, I've, I've heard that before where people like Eric Andre always says that, man, you used to tell me the weirdest fucked up stories.

• 48:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. No, but like Mad was, but SNL and Mad suck 85%.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Alright, it sucks!

• 48:34Speaker 03

  No, they suck 85% of the time, but the 15% that's good is really, really good.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just keep it on the table, man.

• 48:41Speaker 03

  I have to clean up.

• 48:45Speaker 03

  I don't know if it's like.

• 48:46Speaker 04

  You know what it is?

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:47Speaker 04

  You're a working man.

• 48:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:48Speaker 04

  You're not out of touch.

• 48:49Speaker 03

  I'm not out of touch.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's got it, yeah.

• 48:52Speaker 03

  Oh, thank you.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  It gives me.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  There are people that I look on the billboards, I go, him again, him again.

• 48:58Speaker 04

  But like who, like who, I want to know.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I think Nick Offerman works a lot.

• 49:02Speaker 03

  He does.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:03Speaker 03

  But he also, he does small enough.

• 49:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:06Speaker 03

  It's not all about him.

• 49:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's not doing like every single big.

• 49:10Speaker 03

  He does work a lot.

• 49:10Speaker 04

  He does work a lot.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  He works a lot.

• 49:12Speaker 04

  I love him though.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  He's very talented. And in fact, if I had a project and I was doing it, I would try to make, give him one.

• 49:20Speaker 03

  But like the biggest name on Widows Bay is Matthew Reese.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:24Speaker 03

  Who in the industry is a name, but like, uh, uh, people don't know who he is in the world.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Mad, I don't think it matters anymore.

• 49:32Speaker 03

  I don't think it does. I'm saying this show is proof, obsession is proof, like.

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  Backrooms.

• 49:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, you don't need these massive stars, just do something that's good and interesting. Uh, I mean, even, um, Adam Scott is kind of a name, but like.

• 49:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:48Speaker 03

  Well, what's the name of the show?

• 49:49Speaker 04

  Severance.

• 49:50Speaker 03

  Severance, you know, they're not relying on these huge stars.

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're not, yeah, yeah. I think, I think it's the content and it's the, um, originality. I mean, I, these new, these repeated IPs that they keep doing, I think that's fucking terrible.

• 50:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? We're remaking, you know what I mean? They, remember they remade Total Recall?

• 50:11Speaker 03

  Why?

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't know even why you would remake Total Recall.

• 50:15Speaker 03

  Why would you remake Total Recall?

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  It was terrible!

• 50:18Speaker 02

  I've only seen the remake, so I don't really know.

• 50:20Speaker 03

  You've only seen the remake? Oh my god.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  There's a problem.

• 50:24Speaker 02

  I didn't even know it was a remake until years later.

• 50:26Speaker 03

  The original?

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, this generation, we gotta kill them.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  The original Paul Verhoeven movie is so perfect.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  It was so perfect.

• 50:34Speaker 03

  It's so

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 50:35Speaker 03

  dumb and great.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's dumb and great.

• 50:37Speaker 03

  Fuck.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  Three boobs.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 50:40Speaker 03

  You made me wish I

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  There's three boobs in the original.

• 50:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:43Speaker 02

  Well, there's in the remake too, good movie.

• 50:45Speaker 03

  Does he say, does he say in, in the remake, does he say, "You made me wish I had three hands"?

• 50:49Speaker 02

  I, uh, maybe, I think so.

• 50:51Speaker 03

  Oh, you'd remember!

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. And the three boobs in the original is a much better boob.

• 50:56Speaker 02

  Okay, okay.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're plumpier.

• 50:58Speaker 03

  Sharon Stone?

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Look at this, look at this.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  Look at this, that's a movie right there.

• 51:04Speaker 03

  And also, I don't blame Colin Farrell, I love Colin Farrell.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  He's killing it too.

• 51:08Speaker 03

  But Colin Farrell now, like, post, I have, uh, fuckboy Colin Farrell is so much better.

• 51:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think so too.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  And that's one of the other things is, everything is either fuckboys, like, just, it's nothing but, like, these gore, like,

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  You think Shalhoub, you think Shalhoub is a fuckboy?

• 51:26Speaker 04

  Like Jacob Elordi's.

• 51:27Speaker 03

  They're just so attractive.

• 51:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:29Speaker 03

  If you go back and watch 80s and 90s movies, nobody is that attractive. You're not allowed to be the lead of a movie if you're that attractive, because it's too distracting.

• 51:37Speaker 04

  Right.

• 51:37Speaker 03

  Like, girls and guys.

• 51:39Speaker 04

  If you look at all of the John Hughes movies, like, none of them, like, what's his name? The guy from Pretty in Pink? He was so okay, but just cute.

• 51:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:48Speaker 03

  Cute. Or even like, uh, James Spader in 16 Candles?

• 51:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:52Speaker 03

  Like, he's like the bad guy, he would be played by the hottest guy ever now.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:58Speaker 03

  Whereas back then you have a weird ass guy like James Spader, that's so much more fun to watch.

• 52:02Speaker 04

  Although you do have, like, the Barry

• 52:05Speaker 03

  Keegan.

• 52:05Speaker 04

  Keegan, yeah.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Coogan.

• 52:06Speaker 04

  Coogan.

• 52:08Speaker 03

  Sure, but he's not in these, I, I, he's in weird.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's in Batman, the new Batman.

• 52:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, he was in Saltburn with Jacob.

• 52:15Speaker 03

  Right, yeah, but these are British.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Here's my theory on that. Let me just hear him finish my, so if you watch, I've said this before.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  If you watch the movie E.T.

• 52:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 52:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  And you look at, um, he was the ma, I think, I think Spielberg is the master of making a house look like an everyday house.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's great.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  So if you look in the house, it thinks they're just disheveled, chaotic, you know what I mean? It feels real.

• 52:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, the, the rooms are only lit by the lights that are in that room. It's not like this bright ass room.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  Even Close Encounters, if you see the house there, it feels real. Now, if you watch a house in a movie, it looks like it's like for sale and it's like, you know what I mean? An Ikea showroom looking house. It doesn't look real, the people don't look real, it's like, I think in the eighties, they cho, they, they booked real looking people. That people could relate to.

• 53:07Speaker 04

  I feel like a lot of the UK shows still do that.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're ugly as fuck. I wouldn't fuck anybody in that, in those shows.

• 53:14Speaker 03

  I love an ugly actor.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Me too!

• 53:16Speaker 03

  You're a great actor.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna get work, a lot of work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm ugly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you were ugly.

• 53:25Speaker 03

  I'm Hollywood.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  You were so ugly. You're not, I think you're ugly, I don't think you're, I think you're good looking now.

• 53:29Speaker 03

  I know, but I'm Hollywood ugly, right?

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  You are Hollywood ugly.

• 53:32Speaker 03

  I'm Hollywood ugly.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  You're Midwest hot, though.

• 53:34Speaker 03

  I'm a Midwest eight.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:35Speaker 03

  I'm a Hollywood four.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no, no, no, but you're the, you're, you, but there's something about your face where you're, you seem like a happy guy and you're.

• 53:46Speaker 03

  Oh, in, on, on film.

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  On film.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  Not now, yeah, yeah, not as a person, but, yeah, yeah. I mean, cause I've worked with you.

• 53:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, which was a grueling. The most groovy. Yeah, yeah.

• 54:00Speaker 03

  Wasn't great.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't great and um what had conspired after that was just really devastating. And it enraged me. It enraged me. Yeah, yeah.

• 54:10Speaker 03

  I do have a thing now where people ask me to do something, I'm like, well, if you make something else, then I have to be involved. Else I'm not doing this shit for free.

• 54:19Speaker 04

  Get that shit on paper.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna get it on paper next time too.

• 54:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Because he, this dude told us, when we make the movie, you guys are gonna be in it. He, this fool told us that.

• 54:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then he saw like a commercial for something A24 and he just jerked off and was like.

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the guy.

• 54:36Speaker 04

  Did you get replaced by Charles Melton?

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  No, no. If it was Charles, because I know Charles, I'd be honored.

• 54:43Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 54:43Speaker 03

  Who's, who's supposed to replace me ever yet?

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  They haven't even cast that yet.

• 54:47Speaker 03

  Oh, right.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:48Speaker 03

  Be someone really hot. Like, that guy's gorgeous.

• 54:51Speaker 04

  Oh, I see.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:54Speaker 02

  That whole thing kinda ruined Project Hail Mary for me, honestly.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 54:58Speaker 02

  Ryan Gosling does not seem like a scientist, teacher. They're like, he's like, me? I could never do it. And he's in like a little cardigan, but he has like perfect hair and perfect highlights and all this stuff. And he's supposed to be like a school teacher that they just find.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  He's one of the greatest actors of our generation.

• 55:11Speaker 03

  He's excellent in the movie, but you do have a point.

• 55:14Speaker 02

  It was like, this is so, they're like, he's like, little old me? It's like, you're like the hottest guy ever. I feel like you'd walk in and be like, who the fuck is this?

• 55:20Speaker 03

  Do you know who would play him, be in Project Hail Mary if it was made in like 1985? Richard Dreyfuss.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:27Speaker 04

  I love him.

• 55:27Speaker 03

  You know, like a bull.

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 55:30Speaker 03

  Guy who's a real piece of shit in real life.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, I, I mean, if we wanna go all Hollywood, I, I can tell you who the pieces of shit are. You want me to say something?

• 55:43Speaker 04

  I don't want you to ruin Richard Dreyfuss for me.

• 55:45Speaker 03

  Oh, well, he's done it for himself.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  He's done it for himself. Yeah, yeah. I, I, I'll throw a name out.

• 55:50Speaker 03

  He's an excellent.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  Helen Hunt.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  Oh, boy.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, boy. Have you, have you, has she ever?

• 55:54Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:57Speaker 04

  To your point about like not believing Ryan Gosling, you know, there's this whole like sentiment around not casting anyone who's done any body modifications in any historical pieces.

• 56:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:09Speaker 03

  It's done. You're done.

• 56:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, I think that, that has to be true because it's like you see these, like, even they did a show about um Stevie Nicks and, you know, and they cast girls with. You know, lip fillers and it just does not look right. Like you can tell.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:25Speaker 04

  And it's just, it takes you out of the whole era altogether.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Totally. Yeah, but it's all just to sell products.

• 56:33Speaker 03

  It is.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's all to sell products.

• 56:35Speaker 03

  So like if you wanna be in this TV show or movie, whatever the fuck it is.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 56:39Speaker 03

  Like I'm saying, you wanna act. You're complaining.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing a movie in July.

• 56:44Speaker 03

  Great.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  And I wanna tell you this, I never read it. I don't know what my part is, right? They just go, do you wanna do this movie? I go, how much is it? And they tell me the number and I go, okay, I'll do it. You wanna read it?

• 56:57Speaker 03

  No. Sure.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  No one's gonna see it.

• 57:00Speaker 03

  Fair.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So that's what, that's where I'm at.

• 57:03Speaker 04

  This is not good promo.

• 57:07Speaker 03

  But also like.

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm sure it's great.

• 57:08Speaker 03

  I'm saying this.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm sure it's gonna be great.

• 57:11Speaker 03

  The realization I came to with all of this is like, let's say the greatest movie or the greatest TV show ever, like in my wildest dreams, what's gonna happen, right? Uh, okay, I'm doing really well. And then, uh, I, I get nominated for an Emmy and I win an Emmy. And I'm standing on the stage and I go, oh, thank you for Miami.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:31Speaker 03

  And I go home and then there's a bunch of phone calls for all of these new products and shows. And now I'm gonna have tons of money.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:39Speaker 03

  Oh, great. Everything's great. And I'm not gonna see my kids as much because I'm gone all the time.

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:44Speaker 03

  I was gonna tear apart my relationship with my wife. And absolutely. I, I get, you wanna, do you want me to list about 40 different famous people that used to be happy? Just it aren't because they're famous now? I'll tell you that.

• 57:58Speaker 04

  It just took such a turn so quickly. This is like the driving through the Palisades story where.

• 58:02Speaker 03

  God damn kid, welcome to the real world.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  The real world, dude.

• 58:06Speaker 03

  Takes a turn real quickly.

• 58:10Speaker 03

  All of a sudden you blow up, right? So I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I try not to concentrate on how shitty it all is right now.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:18Speaker 03

  Like just jobs that come and go and me being that like mid-range kinda like I'm just in stuff. I wanna be Nick Offerman, right?

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:26Speaker 03

  I don't need to be in the front.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:28Speaker 03

  I'm already the main character in my life.

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:31Speaker 03

  I got a beautiful wife and two kids. I'm doing great.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:34Speaker 03

  I don't need to be the main character in your shitty thing that sells boner pills.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let's move on.

• 58:41Speaker 04

  So weird.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Uncomfortable. Uh, yeah, what, what's, what, what?

• 58:45Speaker 03

  I didn't say anything.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  People age.

• 58:47Speaker 03

  He's talking about blowing up.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead, tell the story.

• 58:50Speaker 04

  Cause I really want, um, Matt to weigh in. Um, so I had to field a very distressed phone call from his pool guy. Cause he's like, ah, I don't know what this is, but like, I've been coming here every single week. I'm doing everything I can, but like the pool is brown.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  Black.

• 59:07Speaker 04

  Black. I was on that phone call.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:11Speaker 04

  He's like, pool is brown. There's something in here and you know, he was like losing his mind, being like, I don't know what I did. He thought he was at fault.

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It was my fault.

• 59:20Speaker 04

  Only to find out that Bobby has picked up a new hobby of distressing t-shirts. And he was pouring coffee into his pool, this beautiful pool. He wanted to stain the shirt. And I wanna ask you guys if you think that that's out of touch or artistic?

• 59:42Speaker 03

  Um, I.

• 59:47Speaker 03

  I think it's just, uh, stupid.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  Eccentric.

• 59:51Speaker 03

  It's just stupid.

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  No, eccentric.

• 59:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's just like, that's a dumb thing to do.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  It's not dumb.

• 59:55Speaker 03

  And then you learn from it.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  What gave you the idea to use the, you didn't have like a bucket or something or like a bathtub?

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have buckets now.

• 1:00:04Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:00:04Speaker 03

  He learned.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  I learned, see, that's the moral of this podcast. And there's always a story to be told.

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Right? And the story and the moral of this podcast is you learn.

• 1:00:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  You make a mistake and you learn. Yeah. And guess what? The pool is clear now. Okay?

• 1:00:21Speaker 03

  Do you ever go in it?

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  I do. I went in there yesterday. Yeah. You know, I'm living in a, um, almost retirement age.

• 1:00:29Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm, I'm headed toward like figuring things out so that I can get out.

• 1:00:35Speaker 03

  I've been going to a lot of friends 50th birthday parties.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:38Speaker 03

  And it is a weird deal.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How old are you now?

• 1:00:41Speaker 03

  I am, uh, almost 45.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:45Speaker 03

  And, um, it's weird.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not weird.

• 1:00:50Speaker 03

  No, no, it's just weird that like I'm watch, I, I have a lot of friends have died recently.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  I had a friend die yesterday.

• 1:00:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, uh, uh, all different reasons. And you're just like, I just can't give a shit anymore. About what, about what people think.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I thought you was like that.

• 1:01:07Speaker 03

  I used to be worried about what people think and I just, I'm not.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm at a point where I don't give a shit.

• 1:01:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And you know, that, when I always saw some of the videos that, that were popping up with you, right? It was very interesting because perception wise, wise, I always thought that, oh, Matt Jones is killing it. And, and I had an envy almost about you, you know what I mean? And then I was like, it was very interesting to see that other guy named Kirk Avedino.

• 1:01:37Speaker 03

  Acevitos.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  Whatever. Um, he was talking about Acevito. He was also talking about how he has to move and, and this and that. And then it became, I, I started having real deep empathy for people that I, um, you know, know and, um, that are great actors that I've always not envied, but I was like, good for them, you know? And it's like, it's so interesting to watch something die, you know? You know, it's so interesting to see this thing that I spent my whole life reaching for and desiring and working my, cause we've been through some fire.

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? We went through some pain and some fire to get here. You know what I mean? And to, for it to die is very, very interesting, you know? And a kid like this, you know, who, who has the same desires as we did.

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  How old are you now?

• 1:02:33Speaker 02

  25.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:02:35Speaker 03

  25.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And, and it's like, why are you smiling?

• 1:02:38Speaker 02

  I don't know. Why are you laughing at it?

• 1:02:40Speaker 03

  So when I was 25, so I booked my first episode of Breaking Bad when I was 25.

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  Oh, great. I'm already fucking behind.

• 1:02:46Speaker 03

  20 years. No, but at that point, I had already been trying to work for eight years, seven years. Cause I started at 18. I didn't go to college. Cause I'm not a rich kid.

• 1:03:01Speaker 03

  No, but like I'm saying like so much has happened like that since then in that past 20 years like some people I was on the street the other day and a guy's like, you know, hey, man, you got any fucking meth or whatever? And I'm with my, my kids and my wife. And

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, because of the show?

• 1:03:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, because they think I'm the same person I was 20 years ago. Right?

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:24Speaker 03

  That perception is gonna be with me forever.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:27Speaker 03

  Right?

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:28Speaker 03

  So I'm still kind of stuck in this 25 year old things sometimes. I get really angry about it. Cause I'm like, other things have happened in 20 years.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  I draw, I'm walking down the street and people will yell out, yell out, oh, oh, hot dog.

• 1:03:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Which is a sketch I did and Matt, yeah, and it, it, it puts a chill on your

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  Or they call you Mrs. Swan. You're like, that wasn't even

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  I know. I've gotten that it too.

• 1:03:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  I, how do you know that happens to me?

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause I guess.

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can guess.

• 1:03:59Speaker 03

  Because, because I, by the way, the, uh, the, uh, uh, Venn diagram of Matt TV fans and Breaking Bad fans. I mean, it's really

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:07Speaker 03

  A lot of like teenage Hispanic boys.

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It really is.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  Really is.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Which is a good thing.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  It's a great thing.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  It's a great thing. Yeah. And then I, I, it was interesting to see you talk about, um, the conventions.

• 1:04:22Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, um, you know, it's, the conventions is what we call Luke, stay tuned.

• 1:04:30Speaker 03

  I'm listening.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  The conventions are basically us going on the road. Yeah. I mean, it's like road dates. And it's like, I mean, oh, I gotta be in Cleveland, you know, I mean, to do something is pretty much. And you, you know, actors do that to make some extra cash. It's like personal appearance. And your personal appearance person does that from your agency, right? The same person that does your comedy, that does the probably the comedy bookings as well, you know? So it's interesting to see how that, cause even when I go on the road, um, you know, I sold 5,000 tickets in Toronto, but my point is, is that, um,

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  yeah, but it, um, but still.

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  Just let me get it. Let me just get my laugh out.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, the convention scene has died as well. You've done them.

• 1:05:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, uh.

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  What is it like?

• 1:05:36Speaker 03

  Well, it was, I haven't done a ton.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  But what do you do? You, you sit there at a booth?

• 1:05:40Speaker 03

  Sit at a table.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:42Speaker 03

  And, uh, there's a thing behind you and it says like Matt Jones and it maybe lists the shows I've been on.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:48Speaker 03

  And people like, I, I mean, it's, it's just everything. It's, you have people that are seven hundred pounds or, or like the hottest girl you've ever seen.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:01Speaker 03

  Like, it's just all white walks of.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  America.

• 1:06:03Speaker 03

  America.

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:05Speaker 03

  And they walk by and they go, oh, oh, you're in, huh? And then they keep walking. And you see it all day long. And I'm sitting next to people that are Oscar winner types all the time.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  And I, and no one's doing well.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:06:23Speaker 03

  Anymore. I mean, there are.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  So how do you make the money? So they wait in line?

• 1:06:27Speaker 03

  Animation's doing well. Like, uh, if you're like the voice on One Piece, you're doing great.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  Uh, Mikail is doing great.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So they, they, so they wait in line and they, and how do you make the money?

• 1:06:39Speaker 03

  Okay. So there'll be a thing that says like selfie, not a price. I don't know what people's prices are.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  What's your price?

• 1:06:46Speaker 03

  I, I honestly don't know. It changes per convention.

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess.

• 1:06:51Speaker 03

  Okay, selfies how much?

• 1:06:52Bobby Lee?

  I would, five bucks?

• 1:06:58Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  More, more?

• 1:07:00Speaker 03

  Selfies like thirty bucks.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  Are you on your mind? I take selfies every day.

• 1:07:04Speaker 03

  I take selfies.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  For free.

• 1:07:05Speaker 03

  I take selfies for free, always.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so.

• 1:07:08Speaker 03

  Only if I'm at that table would I charge for it. Cause everybody else.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  Difference between it being inside a building and outside a building?

• 1:07:14Speaker 03

  Everybody else is charging for it and you're fucking the people out of their money if you're doing it for free. Cause you're lowering the entire thing.

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  So everyone's thirty dollars?

• 1:07:24Speaker 03

  Oh, uh, thirty's the cheapest.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's.

• 1:07:26Speaker 03

  Some people are like a hundred for.

• 1:07:28Speaker 04

  How much would you charge Bobby? Or an indoor selfie?

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Free.

• 1:07:33Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  If I'm at a convention.

• 1:07:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, you have to.

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  You have to sit there though.

• 1:07:36Speaker 03

  You have to go there. You can't be free.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  I'd be the bottom of whatever the bottom is.

• 1:07:41Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  If it's thirty dollars, then probably thirty dollars.

• 1:07:44Speaker 03

  So what it is, is like thirty bucks.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 1:07:46Speaker 02

  This is like an animation.

• 1:07:47Speaker 03

  Selfie is forty for A.J. Lucaschio, the voice of Gambit from the nineties.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  That's a selfie?

• 1:07:56Speaker 03

  That's forty dollars.

• 1:07:58Bobby Lee?

  Autograph print, sixty. I do that for free.

• 1:08:02Speaker 03

  And then the combos are eighty.

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  Autograph selfie, eighty. Voice recording, seventy. Premium item, eighty. Wow. Wow. Who's the cheapest in there? Oh, here we go. Alfa Takahashi. She charges twenty dollars premium item. Wow, so that's how they make their money?

• 1:08:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  I have no, I don't know anything about that world.

• 1:08:24Speaker 02

  But have you considered doing like improv shows? Like you have this whole other skill set that like might be more fun than.

• 1:08:29Speaker 03

  Do improv shows where?

• 1:08:31Speaker 02

  Like you're saying that you only do three or four improv shows a year or something, but maybe you could like, do you ever consider doing stuff like that instead of like a convention thing? That seems kind of.

• 1:08:38Speaker 03

  Okay, you just don't make money that way. People, it's just not a thing.

• 1:08:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:43Speaker 03

  Um.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:46Bobby Lee?

  Here's the thing.

• 1:08:47Speaker 03

  I could go, I will literally could. I've had off, I could do stand up, right? And that is a hard, hard life. It's really hard work.

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  How do you know?

• 1:09:00Speaker 03

  Cause every, cause you've just gone all the time. How many, how many nights a week would you say he should go do sets?

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  How many nights do you do a week?

• 1:09:08Speaker 02

  Like I try to do every night?

• 1:09:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's every single night.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:11Speaker 03

  That's hard.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:12Speaker 03

  Any job where you're doing something every single night, that's hard. I put my kids to bed.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  But it's, um.

• 1:09:18Speaker 03

  You know?

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  But it's, um, fun.

• 1:09:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:22Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  But you're in a different situation. What I would say to you is, is that, um, I think it would be fun if you got a set together. You have ten.

• 1:09:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Get twenty-five.

• 1:09:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  And then like, you know, I mean, if I do a theater date or something.

• 1:09:35Speaker 03

  Let's do it.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Just come do it.

• 1:09:36Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, and I think that, you know, um, can I make some suggestions?

• 1:09:43Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  And you'll be open?

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  I'm listening.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  I feel.

• 1:09:49Speaker 03

  I'll tell you to fuck off.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  I feel like a defense system is going up. Because I did text you, I did text you some stuff and then you didn't.

• 1:09:56Speaker 03

  No, but you said about a podcast.

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know. So it's like, you know, I feel like there's just some defenses going up and you're like, fuck this guy.

• 1:10:04Speaker 03

  I.

• 1:10:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to help you.

• 1:10:06Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I think that you're a talent, you're my friend, and I'm trying to fucking help you.

• 1:10:11Speaker 03

  Okay, alright, I'm taking it.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't want any defense. Okay, that's all. So, um.

• 1:10:16Speaker 03

  Shut the fuck up!

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  I know. So, um, there's a couple of things I want to say. Okay, so number one is, um, why don't you do sketches?

• 1:10:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  With your friends, online, right, and put them out.

• 1:10:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  There's some sketches, people that I don't, never even heard of, from the Midwest, that I follow and I love their sketches.

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's a couple of really funny accounts.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, you know what I mean? You have that skill set.

• 1:10:41Speaker 03

  Have you watched Cheese Parade?

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:10:43Speaker 03

  They're good. I'm obsessed with them.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so I'll look up Cheese Parade, write that down for me. Um, Cheese Parade, and, um, that's number one. I don't see you doing that.

• 1:10:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  And I think that you can, you know, figure out, you know, it's cheap, not a lot of money, it's just the writing.

• 1:11:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  And who you do it with.

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they don't have to be long.

• 1:11:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  So that's one thing. I know it feels like you're selling out, and it feels like desperation.

• 1:11:10Speaker 03

  No, no, no, it just feels like a younger man's game.

• 1:11:12Bobby Lee?

  It's not a younger man's game.

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, that just feels like that's what he should be doing.

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  No, no, there's, there's these seventy and eighty.

• 1:11:19Speaker 03

  And to be fair, I've had, I've been busy working on jobs for a while, and now.

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, then what's the problem?

• 1:11:26Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, but now I'm not, and now I need to listen to shit like this.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:11:30Speaker 03

  And take this advice, absolutely.

• 1:11:32Bobby Lee?

  So I would, number one, do that, okay? And number two, um, you have improv skills, and I could, I will be fairly honest with you right now. No, I'll be completely honest. Yeah, yeah, not fairly. Um, what I want to say is,

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  The thing is, is that, I, I, there's some, and, uh, what, what's it called? Bobby-isms?

• 1:11:53Speaker 02

  Bobby-ism, the thing is, is that, yeah.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, I hate doing that. Anyway, anyway's another one. It's, it's one of my transitions. There's a lot of things that are glaring, but let me, I'm just going through my own little.

• 1:12:05Speaker 03

  I was listening, I was listening to myself in that podcast I did, and I said um like 10,000 times.

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  I know, I, I, I remember.

• 1:12:15Speaker 03

  Um, it's horrible.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, the second thing is, um, you know how to add information. Um, you, you're good with silence. And, um, I think that you have the skill set to do it, because when I watched you do that podcast, a couple of podcasts, I'm like, oh, this guy, it's very interesting, you know, so, and you can be funny on these, it's tape recorded. You're just having conversations with people.

• 1:12:42Speaker 02

  Tape recorded.

• 1:12:45Speaker 04

  I like.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  Sorry, continue.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  No, why'd you giggle like that?

• 1:12:48Speaker 02

  I just, I've never heard that even said, tape recorded.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  Wha- what?

• 1:12:53Speaker 03

  That's, that's what a tape is, I'm showing him.

• 1:12:55Speaker 02

  Oh. I, I know what it is.

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's tape recorded.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's digitally recorded, you know what I mean?

• 1:13:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:02Bobby Lee?

  Through a complex system.

• 1:13:04Speaker 04

  This is why I, I, I bought my son a real telephone, where he can actually do this.

• 1:13:10Speaker 02

  Oh, so that he knows it's like this?

• 1:13:12Speaker 04

  I make him say hello, hello, and he's learning this instead of this, because I'm afraid of tape recorded.

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but he's gonna be doing this.

• 1:13:20Speaker 04

  I don't care, he's gonna learn analog first.

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that doesn't exist.

• 1:13:23Speaker 04

  It does.

• 1:13:24Bobby Lee?

  It's like, it's teaching your son to do this.

• 1:13:26Speaker 04

  Nope, nope.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  Which is like sword fighting.

• 1:13:27Speaker 04

  I think people are going back to analog.

• 1:13:29Bobby Lee?

  What's the point?

• 1:13:30Speaker 04

  Nope.

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:31Speaker 03

  Isn't it funny now we're in a place where you want him to be doing this? Like, because kids aren't doing that anymore, do you know that? They're not, are you drinking off?

• 1:13:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:38Speaker 02

  Uh, I try to drink off as much as I can.

• 1:13:40Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 1:13:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just try to find, find time, you know, I have a busy schedule.

• 1:13:45Speaker 03

  Jesus.

• 1:13:46Bobby Lee?

  Right. What do you mean, open mics or fucking busy?

• 1:13:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:51Speaker 03

  Twenty-five year olds have said he's too busy to jerk off.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  So, the rest of the three, I mean, um, twenty-three hours, you have no time?

• 1:14:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean jerking off nowadays takes like, you know, five or six hours, really.

• 1:14:05Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:14:06Speaker 02

  That's, that's what everyone's doing, you know?

• 1:14:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they edge it?

• 1:14:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta edge, you have to.

• 1:14:11Speaker 03

  You don't have to do that.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  You don't have to do it.

• 1:14:13Speaker 03

  Everybody jumps off a cliff.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't have to do that.

• 1:14:16Speaker 03

  You just jerk off in five minutes.

• 1:14:18Speaker 04

  Just edging is like, that's all the rage.

• 1:14:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, you know, that's what everybody's into these days, that's just, you know.

• 1:14:24Speaker 04

  But I think the, the, the health benefits come from actual.

• 1:14:28Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, the palisades, that's what you have to do.

• 1:14:31Bobby Lee?

  What? I understand that. I'm sure, cause I, I rarely masturbate.

• 1:14:38Speaker 02

  And I, that's great.

• 1:14:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, because I have a girlfriend now.

• 1:14:41Speaker 02

  Congrats.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  So, um, the other day I, I had the, you know, the spirit. You know what I mean?

• 1:14:47Speaker 03

  You were moved by?

• 1:14:48Bobby Lee?

  I was moved by something.

• 1:14:49Speaker 02

  As the devil. That's the devil on your shoulder.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, I had the devil on my shoulder. Right, and I'm like, I'm gonna bang, I'm gonna bang one out quickly. You know what I mean? It took me about two minutes.

• 1:14:59Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:15:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I, I think, uh, two to five minutes is probably the time.

• 1:15:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  You can do it. Yeah, how long does it take you?

• 1:15:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're on there.

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think, I think, I think.

• 1:15:08Speaker 03

  Let's say five minutes.

• 1:15:09Bobby Lee?

  Maybe it's our age and our demographic, I don't know.

• 1:15:12Speaker 04

  It's a generational.

• 1:15:14Speaker 03

  I know how to get me off.

• 1:15:17Bobby Lee?

  I know you do, I know, yeah. I would do, do it through imagination?

• 1:15:21Speaker 03

  Uh, no.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:15:22Speaker 03

  Oh, come on, I was. Cave paintings?

• 1:15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wonder what cave, uh, like cavemen did?

• 1:15:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, do you think they were like, ahh?

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:35Speaker 03

  And then that guy next to him made the boobs bigger and he's like, oh my god.

• 1:15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 1:15:40Speaker 03

  Squid over.

• 1:15:41Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know, those books that you could tell a story? So you do a thousand of those, right?

• 1:15:45Speaker 03

  And you're just running and jerking off.

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  Running and jerking off.

• 1:15:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:52Speaker 02

  You think that's bad, though? You think it's bad? Are you saying it's better that kids are not jerking off? Or that they are? What was?

• 1:15:58Speaker 03

  I, I think they need to wanna get out of the house and have sex.

• 1:16:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:02Speaker 02

  Right, right, right.

• 1:16:03Speaker 03

  I think that's a good thing.

• 1:16:04Bobby Lee?

  There's a, there's a male loneliness epidemic going on in their twenties.

• 1:16:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  And it's all, um, I mean, just go to Scott Galloway. He can explain.

• 1:16:13Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, I love Scott.

• 1:16:14Bobby Lee?

  I love Scott Galloway, too.

• 1:16:15Speaker 03

  And also, this whole thing of like, the amount of twenty five, like, young people thinking they need to be CEOs and like, uh, entrepreneurs and stuff.

• 1:16:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:27Speaker 03

  It's disgusting.

• 1:16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:28Speaker 03

  I hate it. What happened to just dorks, you know?

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  The dorks have been fucked.

• 1:16:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the dorks have been, because back in the day, dorks got laid.

• 1:16:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:39Bobby Lee?

  If you look at photos of, I, I, I don't wanna start a fight with you, cuz I, I, I grew, I grew.

• 1:16:43Speaker 04

  It happened.

• 1:16:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna start, I don't wanna start a fight with you because I have fights with my little squabbles with my girlfriend about it.

• 1:16:50Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:16:50Bobby Lee?

  Where I'm just telling her, right, that it's like, in the seventies, you could look at photos and you see a very attractive woman in a photo booth, like a JCPenney or a photo, you know, those photo booths? Like Amelie.

• 1:17:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:17:07Bobby Lee?

  The Amelie type photo booth.

• 1:17:08Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Do you understand?

• 1:17:10Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:17:12Speaker 04

  And then?

• 1:17:13Bobby Lee?

  Right, and you'll see like, an attractive woman with a dude that like, could shoot up a school back, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, like, they were like, not that attractive, and they were like, they had a good factory job, they were nice to the woman, you know? And these factors no longer, you know, I mean, apply to modern dating and how, you know, that's all I'm saying.

• 1:17:35Speaker 04

  Hmm, I don't think that the onus is on the woman that you're.

• 1:17:38Bobby Lee?

  See, that's exactly what I knew you were gonna say.

• 1:17:41Speaker 04

  Why is that?

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  And that's why I pre, did a pre, or, warning.

• 1:17:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like, hey.

• 1:17:45Bobby Lee?

  Ugly dudes.

• 1:17:46Speaker 04

  Get good, then.

• 1:17:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no. How can an ugly dude get good?

• 1:17:50Speaker 04

  There's so many ways. I dated an ugly dude for a very long time.

• 1:17:56Speaker 04

  I wasn't talking about you.

• 1:17:58Bobby Lee?

  I didn't mean all.

• 1:18:00Speaker 04

  They laughed, they, I, I wasn't talking about.

• 1:18:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was definitely mad in Paul's face.

• 1:18:04Speaker 04

  I've had.

• 1:18:08Speaker 04

  My

• 1:18:09Bobby Lee?

  I know what you meant.

• 1:18:09Speaker 04

  I think, no, but I wasn't even talking about it.

• 1:18:12Bobby Lee?

  I am ugly.

• 1:18:13Speaker 04

  No, I wasn't talking about you.

• 1:18:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty ugly.

• 1:18:14Speaker 04

  If you look at my history of people that I've dated, yeah, it's like from here to there, but it's like

• 1:18:19Bobby Lee?

  That's you and you're a different generation.

• 1:18:20Speaker 04

  But no, it's not, it's not a different generation. I truly think that

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  That's you.

• 1:18:24Speaker 04

  I think that men really need to understand that if you make a woman feel safe, if you're kind, if you can actually offset the fact that at some point she's gonna have children and have some difficulty with her body, with her state of mind, if you just get good, I promise you, we're available.

• 1:18:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:44Speaker 04

  It's like, it's not, it's, that's, I'll stop there.

• 1:18:48Speaker 03

  In my ugliest times, you know, I'm, I, I am the best looking I've ever been right now, for me.

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  I believe that.

• 1:18:55Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:56Speaker 03

  But I was very ugly and I did quite well with women.

• 1:18:58Bobby Lee?

  I believe that too.

• 1:18:59Speaker 03

  For a very long time.

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:19:00Speaker 03

  And it was just because I had the confidence to talk to them and like, not

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, yeah, but

• 1:19:05Speaker 04

  Not be shitty.

• 1:19:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:19:06Speaker 03

  And usually pick up women who had only been dating hot guys and they're like, I can't do that anymore because those guys are awful.

• 1:19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there he is, there he is.

• 1:19:13Speaker 03

  See?

• 1:19:13Speaker 02

  Pretty eclectic.

• 1:19:14Speaker 03

  Everything was vaguely lesbian.

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:19Speaker 04

  So cute.

• 1:19:20Speaker 02

  Looks like the general manager at Lowe's.

• 1:19:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:22Bobby Lee?

  Did you play, um?

• 1:19:24Speaker 03

  Kim.

• 1:19:30Bobby Lee?

  You play lacrosse or something? I mean, that, that is crazy.

• 1:19:33Speaker 03

  I don't know, it's just 90s.

• 1:19:34Bobby Lee?

  That shirt is cool. What, what kind of shirt is that?

• 1:19:37Speaker 03

  My aunt worked at Nordstrom.

• 1:19:38Speaker 02

  Is this 20s?

• 1:19:39Speaker 04

  Oh, you have good hair.

• 1:19:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was my, uh, that was my, one of my first headshots.

• 1:19:43Bobby Lee?

  That's cool.

• 1:19:43Speaker 04

  That's incredible.

• 1:19:44Bobby Lee?

  This is the emergence of who you are.

• 1:19:46Speaker 03

  That's when I booked like 12 commercials in a year.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  Gee, that's another thing.

• 1:19:50Speaker 03

  It's gone.

• 1:19:51Bobby Lee?

  What year, I know, it's gone. What year was that?

• 1:19:54Speaker 03

  That would have been like 2003?

• 1:19:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like in the 90s? Oh my, Luke, you miss the days.

• 1:20:02Speaker 02

  I know, that's what everyone tells me. All I hear is that I completely missed the boat. People are still trying to do it. Do you do self-tape? Like, I've never gone in person for an audition before.

• 1:20:10Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, I only do self-tapes. I, I, yeah, I, I did a Gosh, I, I, yeah, I can't think of the last like in-person audition I had.

• 1:20:20Speaker 00

  Wow, that's crazy.

• 1:20:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:22Speaker 00

  Cause people, I always hear people tell stories about like horrible audition things.

• 1:20:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:26Speaker 00

  I'm always jealous of that though. Yeah, that's real.

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  You, you bombed though.

• 1:20:30Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:20:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:20:31Speaker 03

  I had this one where the character's supposed to be autistic.

• 1:20:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:35Speaker 03

  And, and it was like,

• 1:20:40Speaker 03

  it was.

• 1:20:40Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:20:41Speaker 03

  It was in Santa Monica in one of those like production companies. So it was like, next step, I'm at producers, right? The room is filled with people, but it was in a room that you could hear outside of that room. And in the hallway are like 10 guys. We all vaguely look the same in, in slightly different ways. And, uh, I could hear the guy before me.

• 1:21:03Bobby Lee?

  Crush.

• 1:21:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, he did fine.

• 1:21:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:21:06Speaker 03

  But it wasn't a, it wasn't a comedy thing. It was like slightly, um, it was a drama.

• 1:21:11Bobby Lee?

  I, I didn't say what crush, meaning, you know, it was a comedy thing. He, he was doing good.

• 1:21:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was doing well.

• 1:21:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:21:18Speaker 03

  I think, but how do you know a drama? They're not applauding. They're just quiet, right?

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you could hear him talk.

• 1:21:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:24Bobby Lee?

  And make choices.

• 1:21:25Speaker 00

  He sounded really autistic.

• 1:21:26Speaker 03

  He sounded fine, right?

• 1:21:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:21:28Speaker 03

  So I was like, hmm. So I get in there and I go, hey, uh, it's the castor. How autistic? Like how farting?

• 1:21:37Speaker 03

  Oh, you should really go for it. Just really go for it.

• 1:21:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:21:42Speaker 03

  And it wasn't autistic. Like it was like, I played like, I don't think the better word. I played it very retarded.

• 1:21:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:50Speaker 03

  Like very offensive.

• 1:21:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:52Speaker 03

  But not, but like dramatic. Like I was like Leonardo DiCaprio.

• 1:21:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:57Speaker 03

  And what's he doing Gilbert?

• 1:21:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, like really going.

• 1:22:01Bobby Lee?

  You can't do that tree.

• 1:22:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, better than that. I was better.

• 1:22:08Speaker 03

  And I, uh, came out of the room and I'm talking and I was, and they were quiet. I come out of the room and I'm talking to a friend in the hallway. And I just hear, well, that was offensive.

• 1:22:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:22:22Speaker 03

  I went for it and I missed.

• 1:22:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:22:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:26Bobby Lee?

  My god.

• 1:22:27Speaker 03

  And I don't think I saw that casting director much.

• 1:22:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did you ever, did you ever like freeze or no?

• 1:22:34Speaker 03

  No, I'm more comfortable on stage or in like a stressful situation like that than I am anywhere else.

• 1:22:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:22:42Speaker 03

  You put me in front of 5,000 people, I'm better there than I am one on one.

• 1:22:45Bobby Lee?

  I used to freeze.

• 1:22:47Speaker 03

  I never.

• 1:22:47Bobby Lee?

  You never froze?

• 1:22:48Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:22:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:22:49Speaker 03

  No, my wife actually asked me, my wife's an actress, very accomplished in her own right. She's like, do you ever have that dream where you don't know your lines? I was like, I've never had that dream. Where I don't know my lines or I don't feel prepared or I'm scared. I've never had that dream as an actor.

• 1:23:07Bobby Lee?

  So you've never been nervous tonight before?

• 1:23:10Speaker 03

  I've been nervous, but like it's like, I like, I'm more just anxious I want to do it.

• 1:23:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:16Speaker 03

  I'm not like, oh no, what if something's bad?

• 1:23:17Bobby Lee?

  You know your lines already.

• 1:23:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, and even if I don't, I'm fine.

• 1:23:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I'm getting to that point now too.

• 1:23:24Speaker 03

  Even if I don't know the lines, I'll just like, I'll get through it.

• 1:23:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the kind of projects I do, it doesn't even matter, you know what I mean?

• 1:23:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, you saying you're not even reading the script.

• 1:23:33Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'll do now is I'll be in makeup and read it for the first time.

• 1:23:36Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:23:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'll go, oh.

• 1:23:42Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:23:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I can do this.

• 1:23:44Speaker 03

  Bobby, I, I, I've done that.

• 1:23:46Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:23:47Speaker 03

  What you've done.

• 1:23:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:48Speaker 03

  I've done that same thing.

• 1:23:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:49Speaker 03

  Because we're similar in the way of our ADD is so strong.

• 1:23:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:53Speaker 03

  That it's, you can only deal with the thing you're doing that day.

• 1:23:55Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:57Speaker 03

  I can't deal with it three days.

• 1:23:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:59Speaker 03

  Five days out.

• 1:24:00Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:24:00Speaker 03

  It's, I, I crammed, I would get As on tests, but I'd never do my homework.

• 1:24:05Bobby Lee?

  Yep, so I, I strongly would watch a podcast and even I'll Blow You For A Guest Spot, that, that funny thing that you said, you know, is a really good title. I think it'd be fun to watch you talk to other actors about how it's changed and complain.

• 1:24:25Speaker 03

  Well, cause.

• 1:24:25Bobby Lee?

  I love complaining.

• 1:24:26Speaker 03

  And you know what it is, is, is the perception of like what you said, like my perception of what somebody else is doing is always they're doing so great.

• 1:24:34Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:24:34Speaker 03

  They're doing so great and you're like, how much is their podcast making? What the fuck? Why am I not doing that? Uh, oh, because I, I don't have the confidence of that I, that.

• 1:24:47Speaker 03

  They had people would watch, right? Or listen?

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  They're not in the beginning.

• 1:24:50Speaker 03

  Right. And you just have to do it for a couple of years and build your audience.

• 1:24:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:54Bobby Lee?

  They're not gonna, it's not a lot of work. It's once a week.

• 1:24:57Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:24:57Bobby Lee?

  For one hour.

• 1:24:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, you only do this once a week?

• 1:25:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sometimes twice a week, but this, this week, how many are we doing? Just this one? Just this one, this week?

• 1:25:05Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:25:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing one tonight with my other one and then the week's pretty much over. I go to New York to promote something else, but um, Saturday, but my week's open. So my point is, is um, it's an easy job. It's fun to do. And then once you build an audience, it's, you know, it's, it's pretty much good. I, I, I don't know if I'm gonna grow any higher than I've already grown.

• 1:25:28Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:25:29Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm pretty much at the level, maybe.

• 1:25:32Speaker 03

  Do you find podcasts dipping?

• 1:25:34Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 1:25:34Speaker 03

  In general?

• 1:25:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause so, here's, here's, here's my complaint! You wanna hear my complaint? All right, it's the reason why I, we, Andrew and I, we all did it in the first place is because Hollywood was like, no more!

• 1:25:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:52Bobby Lee?

  Right? So then I was like, what do I do? So I did this 10, 12, well, how many, how many years has Tiger Billy been around? Almost 11.

• 1:26:01Speaker 04

  11.

• 1:26:01Bobby Lee?

  11 years, we've been doing this. 11 years.

• 1:26:05Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:26:05Bobby Lee?

  And then all of a sudden, you see Hollywood stars doing it. You know what I mean? Guys that don't need to, would you need?

• 1:26:15Bobby Lee?

  You, you're already in! You did it already!

• 1:26:19Speaker 04

  Stay in your lane.

• 1:26:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, stay in your lane, you did it!

• 1:26:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:23Bobby Lee?

  You know, you're in top series and killing it, and then you're doing this side hustle?

• 1:26:29Speaker 04

  For a while, it felt like we were, the podcasters were just like the outcasts.

• 1:26:34Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 1:26:34Speaker 04

  Or the underdogs. It like felt that was the vibe in the beginning, which is why.

• 1:26:37Speaker 03

  But that was the vibe of, uh, someone watching them and listening to them. I used to listen to a ton of podcasts.

• 1:26:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:44Speaker 03

  I, there's a bunch of people that are friends of yours. I used to listen to their podcasts and I don't anymore.

• 1:26:48Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:26:49Speaker 03

  Cause I'm sick of listening to them talk about watches and shit and how, complaining about how fucking rich they are.

• 1:26:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:55Speaker 03

  It's like, Jesus Christ, guys, do you remember who, why we started listening to you?

• 1:26:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:59Speaker 03

  You went way far away from that.

• 1:27:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm very frugal.

• 1:27:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:27:04Speaker 03

  Cheap.

• 1:27:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm cheap. No, I mean, I, I spend my money with my girlfriend, like, we'll go, you wanna go to a nice restaurant tonight?

• 1:27:13Speaker 03

  Great.

• 1:27:13Bobby Lee?

  That I can afford.

• 1:27:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's extremely generous.

• 1:27:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, um, but it's like, I don't like, I know some, like, the watches, you know what I mean? I know that a couple of these podcasts will compare, like, where'd you get that?

• 1:27:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is a four hundred thousand, you know what I mean? I'm like, what are you doing?

• 1:27:31Speaker 04

  Is that an investment, though, at that point?

• 1:27:33Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:27:33Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, they think it's an investment.

• 1:27:35Speaker 04

  It's like an art piece.

• 1:27:36Bobby Lee?

  They think it's an art piece, yeah.

• 1:27:37Speaker 03

  The, the, the, the, the, art piece?

• 1:27:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:41Speaker 03

  Fuck, are we the Medici?

• 1:27:44Bobby Lee?

  The Medici.

• 1:27:46Speaker 03

  Like, that's insane.

• 1:27:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, or like, look.

• 1:27:49Speaker 03

  You're telling dick jokes on stage, put money away and get some interest.

• 1:27:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I got a titanium, you know what I mean, putter for, you know, from, from Kakachushi.

• 1:27:59Speaker 03

  No, that is a flex, right?

• 1:28:01Bobby Lee?

  It's a flex.

• 1:28:01Speaker 03

  I understand the flex, I get it.

• 1:28:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't get it.

• 1:28:03Speaker 03

  Um, this is fake gold, right?

• 1:28:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I like it. I like fake gold.

• 1:28:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like, I don't,

• 1:28:10Speaker 03

  I, I, I, it loses me as an audience.

• 1:28:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, I agree, yeah.

• 1:28:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I get it.

• 1:28:13Speaker 03

  When I'm driving in my car and I'm worried about paying for something, I have a cousin, uh, or cousin-in-law, who is, um, Filipino who lives in Winne- Winnipeg, and they fucking love Bobby, right?

• 1:28:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:28:27Speaker 03

  A bunch of weird Filipinos in Winnipeg.

• 1:28:29Speaker 04

  Filipinos, number one, Bobby Lee.

• 1:28:30Speaker 03

  Love Bobby Lee, right? They, that, like,

• 1:28:35Speaker 03

  you starting a podcast, cause you're the weird guy from Mad TV, that worked, right?

• 1:28:39Bobby Lee?

  No, what's the weird guy?

• 1:28:41Speaker 03

  You're the weird guy from Mad TV?

• 1:28:43Speaker 00

  You're the straight man.

• 1:28:44Speaker 03

  Okay, the guy that we put in a green screen suit to look like he's jacking off dragons?

• 1:28:49Speaker 03

  That's Bobby Lee.

• 1:28:50Speaker 00

  The straight man.

• 1:28:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:28:53Bobby Lee?

  You're right, I did do that.

• 1:28:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:28:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, um, uh, you know, I feel like, you know, I love my fans, and when I see the audience, I, it reminds me of who I am.

• 1:29:04Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:29:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they're all like me.

• 1:29:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:07Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? They're just like, you know, particular, you know, and I, and, and I worship, I love that. I'm the Pied Piper of them, you know, and it's like, you know, you have an audience out there too.

• 1:29:20Speaker 03

  I do.

• 1:29:20Bobby Lee?

  And so I think that, um,

• 1:29:22Speaker 03

  And, and I will say, I get very frustrated. With myself that I don't.

• 1:29:27Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna do it. I'm gonna force you to do it.

• 1:29:31Speaker 03

  Cause I, I, like, there are guys out there that you, and I know this bothers you, where you're like, really? That guy's a bigger name than, than me?

• 1:29:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:38Speaker 03

  You're like, I, everywhere you go in the world, someone's gonna know who you are.

• 1:29:43Bobby Lee?

  Who, me?

• 1:29:44Speaker 03

  Yes. When you walk down the street, someone's gonna recognize you. It just happens. I get recognized every single day.

• 1:29:49Bobby Lee?

  I know you do.

• 1:29:50Speaker 03

  It just is how I am. And guys that, that never happens to are considered a bigger name than me.

• 1:29:56Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:29:57Speaker 03

  And I don't.

• 1:29:57Bobby Lee?

  It's so frustrating.

• 1:29:58Speaker 03

  Know how to make that money.

• 1:30:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, we're gonna teach you.

• 1:30:02Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:30:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're gonna teach you how to do it.

• 1:30:05Speaker 03

  So you're producing my podcast?

• 1:30:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm thinking about it.

• 1:30:07Speaker 03

  Okay, alright.

• 1:30:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm, I'm literally thinking about it. Um, I, I wanna give it a go.

• 1:30:12Speaker 03

  I'll give you all the money you want.

• 1:30:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we'll, we'll do a fair deal. But anyway, um, I just, I wanna do a down note. You know what I mean? Um, are you plugging anything, by the way?

• 1:30:24Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:30:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:30:26Speaker 04

  That wasn't down there.

• 1:30:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what? Check out his Instagram. Yeah. Follow. Follow his Instagram?

• 1:30:31Speaker 02

  You're about to have a hundred K.

• 1:30:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, it keeps, uh, the bots keep going in and out of a hundred K, you know?

• 1:30:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:38Speaker 04

  They did that one big cleanup.

• 1:30:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So get into, get into Matt here and then, um, I just download, rest in peace, Oliver Cherie. Um, yesterday was the roughest, I'm sorry. What?

• 1:30:56Speaker 04

  No, it's.

• 1:30:56Bobby Lee?

  It was the roughest day yesterday.

• 1:30:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:59Bobby Lee?

  I was supposed to do a bunch of shit, I cancelled everything and, um, I don't know, I, um, I'm still processing it, but, um, I love you and, uh, I miss you and what a talent. And what an oddball. And I think that's the thing that I relate to most about him is, um, him and I were the same kind of people, you know? Um, but anyway, it's a comedy podcast and, um, it was a rough day yesterday and rest in peace, brother.

• 1:31:38Bobby Lee?

  Give Matt Jones a round of applause.

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