Ali Siddiq and The John Wick of Comedy

Comedy powerhouse Ali Siddiq joins TigerBelly in the studio and gives Bobby the vibrations. We chat car crash confessions, Bobby in prison, Houston comedy clubs, onstage antics, taxes, fatherhood, second chances, and Bobby somehow admitting to way too much. Join the membership for where you live at joinbilt.com/BELLY http://www.joinbilt.com/BELLY Download the Klarna app today or visit www. Klarna.com http://www. Klarna.com to learn more There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at www.bluechew.com http://www.bluechew.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:25Bobby Lee?

  We got a rat in the house.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  I am not a rat.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  Fucking second rat. He's a rat in the house. Man, what a rat you are.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  I am not a fucking rat, bro.

• 1:38Speaker 00

  How do you define a rat?

• 1:40Bobby Lee?

  Somebody that tells, gives names up.

• 1:43Speaker 00

  Interesting.

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  Which I did not do to you.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you didn't rat me out, but you ratted other people out.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  Look, I won't.

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Did you?

• 1:56Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, we're gonna edit it out, but we're gonna edit it out. But you ratted other people out.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  I was fucking losing my shit on the phone. You're pressing me, you're hard pressing me and I say, "I'm not gonna give it up, I'm not gonna give it up." And you're like, "If you know what's good for you, you will tell me now."

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But it was, it was actually a test, though.

• 2:17Speaker 02

  I said it was a test. I said that. I said, "If I tell you right now."

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  Calm down, calm down, calm down.

• 2:21Speaker 02

  I said, "If I tell you right now, then it's gonna seem like I give people's names up, which I don't do." And you were like, you were like, "You work for me and you will tell me." And I was like, "Okay."

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  And you gave me a list of names, did you not?

• 2:35Speaker 02

  No, not a list.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  Two.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Two, you can't really, a list is three.

• 2:39Speaker 00

  A list of two. A list of two.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  A list of two. Yeah.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  And I regretted it so much, it instantly called you back and said, "Is this gonna, is this gonna be a bigger problem?" And you were like,

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  It could be.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  You were like, "Yeah."

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it could be.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm gonna make this a big.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  I wanna make it a very big problem for you.

• 2:53Speaker 02

  Which?

• 2:54Speaker 00

  I wanna.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you, I'll tell you what happened.

• 2:56Speaker 00

  We won't include this, but what?

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so Friday night, Friday night, right, I'm at the Comedy Store. And I take my car, and I thought it was in forward, it was in reverse.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Which I just wanna say.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  And Luke's the lock guy, nowhere to be found.

• 3:12Speaker 00

  Oh, this is a Hyundai, okay.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the Hyundai, right? So I, you speed up, and I hear a crash.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  So then I get out of, I can't get out, so I get out of the driver's seat, because the reason why,

• 3:25Speaker 00

  The passenger.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  The passenger's seat, I mean.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm letting you know.

• 3:31Speaker 00

  You're piling on, brother.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  You're piling on, brother.

• 3:33Speaker 02

  How is this piling on?

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Brother.

• 3:37Speaker 00

  Brother, please.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Please. And so, uh, no, the reason why I put it in reverse is because I lost my phone.

• 3:44Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  So I lied just now.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  I already caught myself in a lie.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  Okay, fuck, kidding you.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  But there's so little space that I can't get out of the driver's side, so I had to crawl over and go to the other side. I know exactly where it is, it's in the office.

• 3:59Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Grab it, get in the car, and I just drive away.

• 4:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Right, which is the noble thing to do.

• 4:05Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  You agree, right? And then, late at night, the problem started.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Okay, well.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  So, uh, it's not your fault.

• 4:13Speaker 02

  Okay, I know, but my perspective of this story is like, a, a, a lot shift from hell. I just, I was standing up on the ramp for one second, I come down, and there's a car totally smashed. And it's like, "What?" Well, I wasn't even here. Everyone's like, "Oh, yeah."

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I heard you made that sound. Scooby.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  They're like, and I'm like, what happened? I can't figure out what happened. And they're like, well, there's only so many people it could be. It's either Ali Wong, Jimmy O'Yang, Bobby Lee.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, because of Asian drivers.

• 4:47Speaker 00

  That's good, Luke.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  That's a really good joke, Luke. Oh, boy, that burned. Yeah, yeah, it could only be the three of us.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  People just take a look at the lineup and they go, this is the first person that we should check up on.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  All right. So anyway, that's not what happened, though. What happened was, um, the person I hit goes, well, apparently I had people there trying to undent it before the guy finds out.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Which was me.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Which is you.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  Yes, which I.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Very noble.

• 5:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and very, um, I like it.

• 5:17Speaker 02

  It made it, they were.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  It's henchmen, you're like a familiar.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  They were so mad at me for doing that.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Who was they?

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Management.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 5:25Speaker 02

  And, don't put this in.

• 5:27Speaker 00

  Try to undent.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, it's, everything's fine.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  No, but I.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  I will never play at the Comedy Store again if they fire you.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 5:35Speaker 00

  Damn, that's bold.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  Is this going in?

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is. 100% going in. All right. So then I asked him, so then Joe calls me, the manager of the Comedy Store, goes, he goes, I saw it. I go, what'd you see? What? Huh?

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  What you mean?

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, the tape.

• 5:57Speaker 00

  Oh, god.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  The person that I hit saw his car and said, I need to see the tape. I didn't know, I didn't know there was tape.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  Yes. Your plan, your plan was so crazy.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  My plan was crazy.

• 6:11Speaker 00

  Can I get who the person is?

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I will. I'll let you know. I'll let you know.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  Also, because your car, before your car, you, you were notorious for like, your bumper was always hanging off and you're, you seem like you're a pretty rambunctious driver to begin with.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know rambunctious.

• 6:26Speaker 00

  Rambunctious.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  You have a history, I think.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a history.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  So I think it would have, you, you maybe bought yourself 15 minutes of innocence.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  I think it would have gotten.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  So then, um, I'll tell you who not, who the rats aren't.

• 6:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Steph Tolev.

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, she was in the car, saw me do it.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  She was in the.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  Not my, not my car, but in, in her car, watching me do it.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Right, and, and her, her and her fiance looked at me and they gave me a wink.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  Like.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, just move on.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Which is like, you know, respectful.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I go home and they saw the tape and then, um, but then Joe, the manager said, there's a couple of guys that said that you hit him. And I go, who are the names?

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  Right? And he goes, I can't tell you that, as the manager. And I go, okay.

• 7:22Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  And then I called Luke.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  What the fuck? What the actual fuck?

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  I go, who ratted me out, Luke? Right, and Luke would not say.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  And then, I'm not gonna say who the names are.

• 7:37Speaker 02

  Okay, honorable, honorable.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm very, be very honorable.

• 7:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, except for, except for hitting someone's car and driving away. You're immediately, you're immediately, like, there's a red flag about, like, how could you trust?

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm the honorable one. I'm the honorable one, because if, there was no tape, right? There were no witnesses.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  There's a mystery.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Okay, I guess.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I live in mystery.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  But no tape?

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  That's the realm I live in. It's a mystery realm. It's fourth dimensional.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  No tape is one thing of like, oh, the, the camera angle, we couldn't see. You say no witnesses, or are you gonna execute people? People saw.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. I don't execute in the way of the old times, like the 16th century, where there's a guillotine.

• 8:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  Right, and the townspeople show up and they witness, no, no, no. I execute in different ways.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't like rats.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  Right.

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  Right, so a couple of people ratted me out that I hit **** car.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  Who's such a nice guy?

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  He's the nicest guy, very funny comic, right? So I called after I'd been ratted out and, you know what I mean, there's a tape. And I go, what is it gonna cost me? And he goes, nothing.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  Oh, wow, wow, very nice guy.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  He said, nothing. Do you know why? He also lives in the mystery realm.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You, if you don't know what it means, you don't know what it means. But there is a mystery realm out there, okay? Alex knows. I know, man. Yeah, Linkin Park did.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  That's a mystery band, yeah. Yeah. If that's your favorite band, you live in the mystery world. So it's your favorite band? No, cuz I go in and out to reality.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  I go to mystery to reality real quick. Yeah. So, um, you ratted the two names out. I have it on a list. I'm not gonna do anything.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  I did not do that.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  Can I go upstairs and show you the list? I memorize.

• 9:35Speaker 02

  You were pressing me, you were pressing me so hard. I was like, oh my god, what the fuck am I gonna do? You know, it's such a, it's such, I, I'm like, I could not fathom the disaster that this has called, this has caused. It has nothing to do with me. I shouldn't be involved in this mess at all.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  You had nothing to do with anything?

• 9:53Speaker 02

  I guess.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  So what are you scared about?

• 9:55Speaker 02

  I guess.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  What are you scared about?

• 9:56Speaker 02

  I'm scared of you.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Why are you scared of me?

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Cuz you're a mystery realm dude.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:01Speaker 02

  You're leader of the mystery realm. I'm not, that was the worst lot shift of my life. After that happened, I was so stressed cuz I was like, this is a disaster and I don't know what, how to play it. Was a little bit upset, honestly, for some.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I heard he snapped.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  He was a little bothered.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  He was like, he's like, so everyone just watched Bobby hit, hit my car and leave? And, and I, I guess the consensus was yes. So he was pretty, he was pretty, I think hurt, I think his feelings were hurt.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I, I'm gonna give him some time here on.

• 10:34Speaker 00

  Let him promote something, too.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 10:36Speaker 00

  Let him promote something.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you will.

• 10:40Speaker 02

  It was not me.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Just, eh, just hold on.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  Just hold on.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  If he doesn't pick up, he doesn't pick up, and that's the Lord's will.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  Mystery realm. I, I don't like.

• 10:50Speaker 00

  Forwarded to voicemail.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck.

• 10:53Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. He will call.

• 10:55Speaker 02

  But, uh, later in the night, and I, I don't like talking about this on, on a, on such a public forum because it makes me look really bad at my job and stupid, but I'm not. I'm good at my job and smart.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  Uh. It doesn't seem so.

• 11:07Speaker 02

  I read it.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  The fat, facts would suggest.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  No.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  That you're not good at your job.

• 11:13Speaker 02

  It has nothing to do with me. You're a freaking hidden car.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  You're, you're the.

• 11:16Speaker 02

  Pumper cars in there with you. I gotta like, keep an eye on you 24/7. I literally, I remember I left your car in a place where I was like, he could easily get out. There's no issue. He's never gonna hit a car. Little did I know, you drive out and throw it in reverse.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Damn Trivally's car, which cost me $5,000. I'm known to do it.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  God. Yeah, you are known to do it.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  And let me tell you this right now.

• 11:35Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  I've hit many cars there.

• 11:37Speaker 02

  I know.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  And never admitted to it.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  And other.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay? What are you gonna do about it?

• 11:45Speaker 02

  Mystery realm.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Mystery realm.

• 11:47Speaker 02

  Other comedians will get mad at the door guys who park the cars. Like, you guys are all fucking idiots. All you do is hit the cars, blah, blah, blah.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's a small parking lot. Let's say that.

• 11:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's tight.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  It's the tightest parking lot imaginable. Have you been there?

• 11:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 12:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Um, when it's a pack, when there's a lot of comics on, you have to do a lot of maneuvering.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  Yes, yes.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  And it's tough.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  People wanna leave and, and rush to another spot. People are late for their spot, so people are flooring it in. People are flooring it out. It was one of the worst lochits shifts of my life because later in the night, I was getting ready to go home and, um, long story short, uh, another comic's, uh, car keys were ran over by a car.

• 12:26Speaker 00

  Oh, my God.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. That night?

• 12:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Another person's what?

• 12:31Speaker 02

  Car keys.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Got ran over?

• 12:32Speaker 02

  Ran over.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  By a car?

• 12:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Whose car keys were they?

• 12:36Speaker 02

  Uh, can this be bleeped out?

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it can be bleeped out. Yeah.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  Okay, bleep it out.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  He was very nice about it.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  Give me the name.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Okay.

• 12:45Speaker 02

  And this was on Juneteenth and, uh.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was on Juneteenth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.

• 12:50Speaker 02

  Yes, and unlike, unlike Juneteenth, I told him right away.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:54Speaker 02

  Instantly, the news dropped. I told him immediately.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Is that him? I'll go get him.

• 13:00Speaker 02

  Wait, this, we gotta switch topics before he gets here. I don't want this, I don't want this topic.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 13:05Speaker 02

  I'm like sweating. I'm sweating through my shirt.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  I know, so.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  I know, we're gonna, why would, why would that be a factor?

• 13:12Speaker 02

  I just feel bad, like I-

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  Now, how, so you're the lock eye, right?

• 13:16Speaker 02

  Yes, yes.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  You're supposed to have the keys, right? In the dashboard or something like that?

• 13:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  So what you did was, what? Threw it on the ground?

• 13:25Speaker 02

  No, it, it-

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  Like, happy June teeth, motherfucker!

• 13:28Speaker 02

  No!

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  What is going on here?

• 13:30Speaker 02

  No, it, it, it was, I, I don't know how it happened, I don't know how it happened, but we, we give people, we give people-

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  Let me know when he comes, because I want to greet him.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  We give people hill rides at the end of the night, all the other staff, we give them a ride to where you park your car-

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  I've done hill rides, don't talk to me like that.

• 13:52Speaker 02

  Who cares? I'm gonna get fired, this doesn't even matter.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  You're not getting fired.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  Energy, energy focus.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on a strict diet right now, so I can't eat this-

• 14:03Speaker 03

  There's no nicotine, it's just NAD.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I cannot do it, but thank you so much.

• 14:07Speaker 02

  I'm interested, but what is it?

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  I'll take it now.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  NAD is great.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  Whatever, no, oh my god, don't, don't take it if-

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  Is it caffeine?

• 14:13Speaker 03

  Uh, look it up, it's Blip, it's for energy and focus.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  Nootropic, is this a free ad?

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Nootropic, no, it's not a free ad.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and it's a pill? Or it's a dip?

• 14:23Speaker 02

  A pouch.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  It's a pouch, I have a pack, I already have a pack, I'll do two pouches.

• 14:26Speaker 03

  No, no, no, oh my god!

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  I'll double pouch, I'll double pouch.

• 14:29Speaker 03

  Oh no, oh no.

• 14:30Speaker 02

  So, do you care if I try one? Or do you want the, you want-

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  No, give it to it, that's yours.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  Give it to it.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Give it to it, dude.

• 14:36Speaker 02

  I'm a human person, thank you.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, I mean, Kali has no idea what's going on.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  No.

• 14:42Speaker 02

  There's a rat, just have to know there's a rat.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  There's a rat, he's a rat.

• 14:45Speaker 03

  You're a rat?

• 14:46Speaker 02

  I'm not a fucking rat, I'm not, I was so, first of all, I'm not a rat, but also, I have so much respect for and I felt, my heart broke for him, that ten people are standing there looking at him and he's like, everyone just let, just tell it really quickly.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Real quickly, alright, I, I backed into car at the coffee store, really dented the fuck out of it, and I drove away. And I drove away and left, didn't say anything.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 15:09Speaker 02

  And I-

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  At night, at night, I got a call, we have the tape.

• 15:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, why'd you do that?

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  I'll get him.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  And I was working, so I'm in the middle of this huge mess.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  He's like, hello, what the fuck? How did this happen? Why did Bobby leave? Everyone's like so scared of Bobby so that they just let him leave? And it was kinda like, I guess, yeah, I wasn't there. I was not in the lot at the time. So I'm just being told all this information from like all these different random people like, oh yeah, this, that, I don't know. By the way, I later find out Bobby says, oh, oh, I thought I hit the dumpster. The dumpster, which is like 20 feet away. It's obviously in a car, obviously. There's not a dumpster parked next to you.

• 15:50Speaker 00

  She can tell you stories where they used to live or he's ran his previous.

• 15:53Speaker 03

  He's ran me over.

• 15:55Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 15:56Speaker 00

  Oh, he hit her.

• 15:56Speaker 02

  He's also like, oh, people are ratting on me. Who's gonna find out? You have a reputation for hitting cars in the lot. You would have been the first call, no matter what.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  This is Andre, guys.

• 16:11Speaker 03

  Hi, Andre, hi. I'm Khalyla. I'm co-host.

• 16:16Speaker 02

  Nice to meet you, I'm Luke.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  Nice to meet you. All of you sit here, whenever you have a chance.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Blue chew gold is better sex in a tablet. I'll tell you that right now because I'm 55 years old almost. You know, I'm in a relationship, you know, and I'll tell you, blue chew gold is amazing because blue chew was great in itself. Okay? But it's like, it's like Star Wars, New Hope, and then Empire Strikes Back. All right, all right. It's like you think, oh my God, New Hope, great, right? The Empire Strikes Back or like they improved it. You know what I mean? Yeah, blue chew gold gives you the desire, right? It's time to make your bedroom noisy again. And I'm gonna say that to everybody, all right? Nothing says hello to neighbors like a bedpost knocking against a drywall at 2 a.m.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  What I'm hearing Bobby is that your wiener is no. Or just an organ, it's a star athlete.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's not, yeah, it's the LeBron James of that.

• 17:16Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  Seriously, don't take BlueChew if you aren't prepared to buy a new bed frame. That's the real. Remember when you, you were young and getting hard very easy? Do you guys remember? You, you know this now because you're young, right? You could look at one page of good housekeeping or a shapely tree stump and be ready to go.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But now, well, BlueChew brings that back.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  Well, something I really like about BlueChew Gold is they were able to combine four ingredients in a one powerful solution. So two of the ingredients, they get you hard physically and then two actually support arousal and desire in the brain.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  Desire.

• 17:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a big deal. It works fast and it lasts and you get to have a complete experience in the bedroom with BlueChew Gold.

• 17:57Speaker 00

  There's a reason BlueChew is the number one brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at bluechew.com. If you've got a special deal for our listeners right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third free with promo code BELLY. That's promo code BELLY. You will also receive an additional 10% off plus free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit bluechew.com for more details and important safety information. We thank BlueChew for sponsoring the pod and the bedroom.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Yee-haw! Built!

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  B-I-L-T, Built, my friends. Okay, we could all agree on one thing. That housing is expensive. It really is. Rent, mortgage, it doesn't matter which one you're paying, it stings every month. But Built can make it feel a little better. Let me explain and let us explain actually as a, as a team.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  What Built essentially does is it rewards members on their rent. For example, Built members can earn points on mortgage payments wherever they live.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:52Speaker 03

  So if you pay rent.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Atlanta.

• 18:53Speaker 03

  Yes. If you pay rent, you get points. It's as simple as that and you can use those points for.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  Peoria, Illinois.

• 18:59Speaker 03

  Peoria, Illinois. You got Built, you pay some rent mortgage, you get points and those points can go towards anything from travel, on, on airlines like United, you can use it for hotels like the Hyatt on Lyft rides, on Amazon purchases, so much more. Personally, I would redeem my points for.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you mine too.

• 19:19Speaker 03

  Okay, you say it first then.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  Lyft rides, gift cards, at 120 brands, member only experiences, down payment on a home. Go ahead.

• 19:30Speaker 02

  I would also go to restaurants and buy meals for people that I earn with points just from paying my rent so easy.

• 19:39Speaker 03

  No one got student loans?

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  Student loans. Wait, hold on. Student loans. SoulCycle, Berry's Pure Bear, Core Power, Cycle Bar, Rumble, Y7.

• 19:50Speaker 03

  It's simple, you guys. Being a renter and now owning a home is better with Built.

• 19:53Speaker 00

  Join the membership for where you live at joinbilt.com/belly. That's J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T.com/belly. Make sure you use our URL so they know we sent you.

• 20:07Speaker 00

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• 20:51Speaker 00

  So you could trade in for more when you're ready for your next Toyota. From a great deal today to a great value tomorrow. A Toyota is right for you. Shop toyota.com for deals and details. Or stop by your local Toyota dealer today. Toyota, let's go places.

• 21:06Speaker 04

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• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  Anything that you need, Ollie?

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  Nobody.

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  Ollie, um, welcome to the podcast. I honestly, this is the truth. You're one of my favorite comedians to watch. Thank you. And can I tell you why? Tell me. Your, your voice. It makes stuff in my body vibrate.

• 22:04Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 22:04Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 22:05Bobby Lee?

  No, not in a sexual, not in, not in, no, not in that way, not in that, Andre.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  Well, what is that?

• 22:11Bobby Lee?

  Andre, Andre.

• 22:13Speaker 02

  Hiding behind the body.

• 22:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no. It just has like a very whitey, you know what I mean, like a dark, he could, just a really good voice.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  A dark, good voice.

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let's, it came out, wh- why are you shaking your head, Luke?

• 22:30Speaker 02

  Oh, no, no, keep me.

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  No, why does it got here, what?

• 22:32Speaker 02

  No, just keep me out of it, I don't want to be in.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, the reason why.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  The reason why is because, um, your style of comedy is something that I've always wanted to do, but I can't do it. Your pace, patience, and the way you can control a room, right? Cause I need to get a laugh every, like, eight seconds or do something stupid. You're telling a story, people, you have the room locked in and mesmerized. It's a type of talent that you're born with. I'm so needy, I can't fucking do it. So it's like, you know, you're just, you're just such a good storyteller, you're such a great comic. Give him a round of applause, everybody.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you a question.

• 23:17Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  If I may.

• 23:19Speaker 05

  You may.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:20Speaker 05

  It's your podcast, for sure.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 23:23Speaker 05

  It's your podcast, you may.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  I, I can ask whatever I want. Why is Andre not even focusing?

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, why, why, cause this is not Shea Shea?

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  If we were on Shea Shea, he'd be focusing.

• 23:39Speaker 05

  No, didn't focus at all, he was eating like, I looked over, when we was doing Club Shea Shea, I looked over, he was eating fries.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he was eating fries at Club Shea Shea.

• 23:48Speaker 05

  Man, wrap this shit up, like.

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, I know that you went to prison.

• 23:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, you've been, you know, you talking like you just met me.

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  I've heard you been to prison.

• 24:00Speaker 05

  Do you want me, do you want me to go back to moving first, man?

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, we will go to our origin story.

• 24:05Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 24:05Bobby Lee?

  I'd love to know that. Yeah, but I honestly never knew that you went to prison.

• 24:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What was it for?

• 24:13Speaker 05

  I was, I used to.

• 24:14Speaker 03

  Even I know that. Have you watched Nothing?

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, you explain it to me in Filipino terms.

• 24:22Speaker 03

  I don't want to explain it now.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Because you don't know.

• 24:25Speaker 03

  Yes, I do. It's cocaine.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love cocaine.

• 24:28Speaker 03

  I do.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  I do. I love it. I used to do it all the time. I can imagine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:34Speaker 03

  What's a Filipino term for that?

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Shabu? I have it's met.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  No, shabu, no.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 24:41Speaker 05

  I don't know. I have to ask my son. My son, my son was raised by a Filipino lady.

• 24:45Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 24:45Speaker 05

  And he may know.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  He may know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old is your son?

• 24:50Speaker 05

  Fifteen.

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Okay, he'll know. He'll know. So, um, how long were you in it?

• 24:55Speaker 05

  Six years.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Now, was it, because I don't know much about it, okay, prison life.

• 25:04Speaker 03

  Can I tell you something?

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Why is it uncomfortable? Wait, wait, wait, Ali. It's the way you're. I feel like we're in. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Do you have to reset because? No. I don't know what the fuck is going on. I think I'm being a good journalist. Did you say turtleist? Journalist. I think I'm being a very good mindful fucking interviewer.

• 25:22Speaker 03

  Yes, okay.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  And there's a vibe in here. I think it's Andre. I don't know what the fuck is going on.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  My Andre. My Andre. Even when I said like, his voice makes me, you vibrate. That was weird. It wasn't weird. It wasn't sexual. It wasn't anything. It was just, it, it, it through my body. You know what I mean? And, and everything got weird. So what I'm saying to you right now is, is let's regroup. Right? We'll go to our origin story and everything will be, will be fine. What the fuck is going on here? You said the [BLEEP] thing too. I don't think.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  No, it was the only reference that I could come up with, with in terms of that kind of storytelling. I only ask because, see, I'm back now. You're back. I'm back in the fucking mode, dude. I'm back in the mode, dude.

• 26:04Speaker 05

  Back to Larry King.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  Larry King, dude, yeah. Um, would I survive in prison?

• 26:09Speaker 00

  That's a good question.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  That's a good question, that's.

• 26:11Speaker 05

  What, what was the question?

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Would I survive Bobby Lee in prison?

• 26:15Speaker 03

  Bobby Lee, no.

• 26:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, she would survive.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in what way? Because I have no muscle mass?

• 26:21Speaker 05

  No, I think that you would survive because they would think that you were nuts.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 26:26Speaker 00

  Crazy.

• 26:26Speaker 05

  And it's like, yo, you would, you would make it.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:29Speaker 05

  Well, you know, you know Bobby, I, I, you talking about now or then? No, that, that was in the early nineties.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, when you went?

• 26:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, ninety-one.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it was like, cool then?

• 26:40Speaker 05

  No, it was dangerous then.

• 26:43Speaker 00

  Very dangerous then.

• 26:44Speaker 05

  But it's, you know, it's, you know, they doing TikToks now, so.

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 26:49Speaker 00

  They have cats.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they have cats, TikTok, yeah.

• 26:52Speaker 05

  You know, they, they, they, they're shooting videos.

• 26:57Speaker 00

  Content, yeah.

• 26:57Speaker 05

  I don't know, I don't know how dangerous it is, you know, when you on the phone in prison.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, so they're, they're able to scroll and, and see the news?

• 27:07Speaker 05

  I think they give them laptops.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 27:10Speaker 05

  I don't know what they got going on, but it, it seem like they, they are very well aware of what's going on in the world.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  Ah, I see, do, do you think, do you think they watch pornography on there? Or they probably have that blocked?

• 27:21Speaker 05

  No, no, they, I don't know what they watch, because I, I don't know what's going on, but, you know, when I was in prison, I was, um, I was a pimp.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 27:32Speaker 05

  For like six months, I was a pimp for six months.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  How does a pimp in prison operate?

• 27:36Speaker 05

  Um, you find, you get a picture of a girl sent to you from the world as a free worker, and then you just, you just loan out for soups.

• 27:44Speaker 03

  Oh, nice.

• 27:45Speaker 00

  I love the soup.

• 27:47Speaker 05

  They, you know, you, you, you have to taper. You gotta make sure that you tape both sides of the picture, you know, because they go take her in the shower, you like, yo, take my homegirl Kim, do what you do, bring the picture back.

• 27:58Speaker 03

  Who brings the pictures in and who are the pictures of?

• 28:00Speaker 05

  Oh, no, the people, the people, um, get sent, you know, pictures get sent to you.

• 28:04Speaker 03

  All of those, yeah.

• 28:05Speaker 05

  And you tell your boys, hey, man, this what I need. There are no Latino ladies in here. They need Latinos, you know, we need blacks, we need some hot white chick. And then you had, then you just come and you show a picture.

• 28:21Speaker 05

  And dudes be like, oh, I'll take that one.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they borrow, it's on loan.

• 28:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's on loan.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and what would you receive for the photo?

• 28:30Speaker 05

  Soups, chips, envelopes.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God, the soups.

• 28:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  You gotta get the soups, dude.

• 28:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, you know.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bone broth, maybe?

• 28:37Speaker 05

  Then...

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 28:38Speaker 05

  Then they start, then they start abusing my women, so I had to stop, man.

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  What? Oh, there'd be like stuff on it?

• 28:45Speaker 05

  Came back, her head ripped off. A violent character. Ripping off goddamn heads of my friends.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  The crime that they committed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see, I see.

• 28:58Speaker 05

  It's resurfacing, guy.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  It's resurfacing, yeah. Wow, so that's, that's good pimpin'.

• 29:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, good pimpin'.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:04Speaker 05

  Nobody gets hurt.

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  No one gets hurt?

• 29:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, no.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Do you lam- I would laminate mine.

• 29:09Speaker 05

  No, you, we don't have no laminate, we got tape. You gotta tape it, and you, you gotta, you gotta really stretch that tape where it's clear, it's a clear picture.

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 29:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 29:19Speaker 05

  Yes, but it's, it's a, it was, you know, photos was good back then.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Back then, yeah, because pre-internet. But if I went in, I always thought that I would get like tossed around.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  Oh, I see.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  No, be, I'm little, five, five three, from behind.

• 29:35Speaker 02

  It seems like you want it, like you're pitching yourself.

• 29:38Speaker 00

  Why are you selling yourself?

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  Can I be in your picture pack?

• 29:42Speaker 00

  You got a Bobby Lee?

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  As an option, as an option. Yeah, I got a special one. And then they're like, I already fucked that guy.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  I can't be in the pack?

• 29:57Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Why, why?

• 29:58Speaker 05

  No, I only got one gender.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, 2001, I see.

• 30:04Speaker 05

  You'd have, you'd have to go down to the other end of the prison, where they got, where they got PC and all them, you guys, you know, different.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  All right, let me ask you this, if I offered services.

• 30:13Speaker 03

  What kind, what kind, Bobby?

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 30:15Speaker 03

  You can't say soft, what, soft services?

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, soft service cream.

• 30:19Speaker 05

  Would you, would you?

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  No, like, I, I give handies? Just, just listen to me, I'm not done with my...

• 30:25Speaker 03

  You put it on a menu?

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  I have a menu.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Bro, I have a fucking menu, dude. Right, so, handies.

• 30:33Speaker 05

  You've thought about this way.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have, way too much.

• 30:35Speaker 03

  Literally every episode, he talks about prison.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:39Speaker 03

  He fantasizes about it.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:40Speaker 05

  Yo, why is there so much glue over there? I just saw all this glue.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm obsessed with glue, Alamo's glue.

• 30:47Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's like my Diddy thing, you know?

• 30:53Speaker 02

  There's a lot of Diddy.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  He likes oil, I like glue.

• 30:56Speaker 05

  Glue on it, then slowly peeling it off. Like, what you got going on?

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, stuff like that.

• 31:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:01Speaker 05

  Oh, man, um, I think that you was the vibe, I think you was the vibe.

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  But so, a menu.

• 31:07Speaker 05

  Just the fact that you be talking about, yo, I'm giving out handies. They were like, what the fuck is wrong with him?

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so I could get nothing from them? I can't get two?

• 31:17Speaker 03

  I think you're a little too thirsty. You can't just be like, handies!

• 31:24Speaker 05

  They would be weird, I'm like, I'm like, yo, what's up with all, what's up with all?

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:29Speaker 05

  Yo, Bruce Lee is.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  Nah, Chow Lin. My name would be Chow Lin.

• 31:33Speaker 05

  They would call you Bruce.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they would?

• 31:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, they would.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, they would.

• 31:36Speaker 05

  They'd call you Bruce Lee, man, look at little Bruce Lee.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:39Speaker 05

  Because, you know, it was another Asian guy, and nobody messed with him.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  No, they didn't.

• 31:43Speaker 05

  But Asian guys look a little tougher in prison than you think. It's like, it's not a large population. And all of them small, Vietnamese guys.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:52Speaker 05

  Little, you know, little Filipino guys. These ain't the people that you wanna mess with. You know, because they don't look friendly. They don't look like, yo, I'm like, you like, like you going there to comb your hair right or something. Like, I don't know what you had going on, but them guys look tough in there.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, I shave my head.

• 32:09Speaker 05

  Oh, you shave, as soon as you shave your head and put a dragon?

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll put a dragon on my head, yeah, yeah.

• 32:13Speaker 05

  Or a tattoo on your head, oh shit.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  Load of flour?

• 32:17Speaker 05

  No, don't put the flour.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Why, why?

• 32:18Speaker 05

  No, you look fine.

• 32:21Speaker 05

  Like.

• 32:25Speaker 05

  No, put something dangerous on your head.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, like a photo of Pete Hegseth. Secretary of War. Right, and go America first above it.

• 32:38Speaker 05

  Oh, they.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  That one would be fair.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that would be, okay, I'm just testing it out. No Lotus Flower, no Pete Hegseth. Okay, good.

• 32:44Speaker 05

  America first.

• 32:47Speaker 05

  I'm doing it with your own people. You be just sitting there getting kicked in the face. What the fuck going on? Yeah, but nah, Bobby.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  By the way, I'm a liberal and John Ossoff and James Tillerico are people that I'm really rooting for. Let's move on.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  What was our origin story?

• 33:10Speaker 05

  We met in Houston at the Houston Improv.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  Love it.

• 33:14Speaker 02

  What year is this?

• 33:15Speaker 05

  Shit, 2001, 2002.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  Holy fuck, dude. That's a long way back.

• 33:21Speaker 05

  This is when you were mooning the audience.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  I still do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I still do. That's my closer.

• 33:32Speaker 02

  That's crazy. He was just working it out.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:34Speaker 05

  I forget the lady that you had featuring for you. But I was hosting, because I was coming up to the club that I was hosting. And after the first show, because you did a weekend, and after the first show.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, just give me a second.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  Is he thinking, he's trying to think of the lady?

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 33:57Speaker 03

  You already remember it.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  I remember it.

• 33:59Speaker 03

  Really?

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I didn't know it was you.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Let's go continue.

• 34:05Speaker 05

  So.

• 34:10Speaker 02

  What a great interview.

• 34:12Speaker 03

  Ending break.

• 34:13Speaker 02

  Setting up and taking a lap.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm, I'm, am I being backed into a corner? No, no. Is this a good origin story or not?

• 34:21Speaker 05

  It's a good story.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  All right, oh, it's a good story. Okay, good.

• 34:24Speaker 05

  So, after the, after the first show, you come down to the green room.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:30Speaker 05

  And you put everybody out besides me. And you said, hey. I'm not gonna put you off the show, I just wanna ask. Are you an opening act, are you a headliner? I said, I'm a headliner, I headliners all the time. I fucking knew it, the improv's put all the strong people in front of me while I perform. Cause I was destroying.

• 34:57Speaker 05

  I was literally destroying.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  I remember.

• 34:59Speaker 05

  And I would ease up after your feature. Because you was coming up, but I was really, cause I'm home and I'm destroying this. With no, with no local shit.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  I remember.

• 35:10Speaker 05

  Really destroying, and he was like, yo, they fucking always do this to me.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:14Speaker 05

  And then, I didn't see your closer, the first show, cause I was downstairs. Then the second show, I was standing on the side, and I was like, is he taking off his clothes?

• 35:29Speaker 05

  It's, there's no, there's no way he's taking off his clothes. And this, and I don't know why I thought it was no way, cause you had just got this dude's phone in the front and put it down your underwear, I was like.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Classic.

• 35:41Speaker 05

  What the fuck?

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  It's a classic joke.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Well written joke. Taught me that joke.

• 35:48Speaker 05

  Yo, and I, and I'm like, and after that, after the rest of the show, after that show, when people was handing their phones, I was, I was trying to look at people like, no, don't give him your phone. Cause your phone is going down.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Here's what I do, it's a joke, okay? And I'm not gonna ever do it again now. This is the end of whatever, but this is why I did that. When I'm on stage and someone in the audience is texting somebody, it infuriates me. So go, hey, you want a photo? You know what I mean? And they'll give me the phone, right? So then, right, so then I'll stick it down my pants, take a photo, give it back to them and go, tag me.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Right, and it gets a laugh, right?

• 36:32Speaker 05

  It does.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  It does get a laugh. It does, right?

• 36:35Speaker 05

  It did.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  It did, yeah, yeah, so my point is, it's not some random thing. It's always like, you know, as a comic, as you know, you have different, there's a thousand things that can go on in the room. And you have reactions and different things that you can do to react to those things that occur. Hackling, you know what I mean? People being rowdy. Why you look at my fingers?

• 36:58Speaker 05

  Because you doing a gesture, it's like you doing Obama. So I'm just, sorry.

• 37:05Speaker 02

  You gotcha.

• 37:05Speaker 05

  You're doing, whatever his name is, Trump.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Alright, sorry, my bad.

• 37:09Speaker 03

  Also, nice manicure.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank you.

• 37:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. I'm going to a little event tonight.

• 37:15Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Pressing?

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, no.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. With my menus.

• 37:23Speaker 05

  You also told me, that same weekend, you told me the story that you and Spanky Hayes was supposed to do something together.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:30Speaker 05

  Like little cops or something.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, it was called War Babies.

• 37:33Speaker 05

  Whoop, that's right.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  So Spanky Hayes is a little black man.

• 37:39Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Is he not?

• 37:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, he is.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tiny little black man. And he's smaller than me.

• 37:47Speaker 02

  Is he shorter than you?

• 37:48Speaker 03

  Is he?

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Spanky Hayes, yeah.

• 37:50Speaker 02

  Oh, who's shorter, Bobby or Spanky?

• 37:52Speaker 05

  I don't know, y'all look like y'all about the same.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright. I'll take that.

• 37:58Speaker 05

  Look like y'all about the same.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  But I'm taller than Kevin Hart.

• 38:01Speaker 03

  You are?

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  I did a movie with him.

• 38:06Speaker 03

  I know, no, I believe you.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  I stood by him.

• 38:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, I believe you.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, yeah, and I just saw him at the lunch.

• 38:13Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, yeah.

• 38:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  We're good.

• 38:16Speaker 05

  You got invited to the Netflix lunch?

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why?

• 38:20Speaker 05

  I just asked.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, have you been invited?

• 38:22Speaker 05

  No.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  And I'm gonna tell you something right now, okay? That was the first time I was ever invited. And I was mad for years that was never invited. And then it comes, and then you do it, and then you go, okay. Check. You know, but, what's so funny?

• 38:41Speaker 02

  I mean, you say you just go, oh, yeah, check, but you're like, yeah, me and Kev at lunch. We were hanging out at the Netflix lunch, you seem to be bringing it up. Okay.

• 38:54Speaker 03

  You're right, he does talk a lot about it.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  You mentioned it a lot.

• 38:57Speaker 03

  It's not just check.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:58Speaker 03

  You talk about it every day.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  It's a double check. It's a double check for sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, so Spanky Hayes and I had a movie that called War Babies. And it's basically, you know, we have the same, he's half Asian, right?

• 39:13Speaker 03

  Could he pass for half Asian?

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 39:15Speaker 03

  Could he pass for half Asian?

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so. Yeah, yeah, I don't think so.

• 39:21Speaker 03

  For the purpose of this movie, okay, continue.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  There's Spanky.

• 39:24Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I think he could.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  I think he could. Yeah.

• 39:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  And, well, anyway, we're stepbrothers or something. And, but, we, we were both born during a war.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  And we're called War Babies. That's the only premise we have.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  You know, Spanky and I, back then, we didn't, we weren't writers.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  I think we pitched it once, and it was like, that's all you have?

• 39:49Speaker 03

  Honestly, but, but, but like visually, you guys probably looked really cute together.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  We did.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  So...

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And it's a good idea, there's something there, but, you know what I mean, I don't know, you know what I mean? But, yeah, I love Spanky. Who's, is that Arius in back of him?

• 40:05Speaker 05

  Oh, it looked like Pete.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Pete, yeah. Wow, okay. Did you, so you started with in Houston, then you, you knew Ralphie then?

• 40:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, I knew Ralphie.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well?

• 40:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was another one, see, let me tell you something about you fuckers in Texas.

• 40:20Speaker 05

  Sleepers, sleeper sales.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, so another thing happened. There used to be a comedy club in Houston called the Laugh Stop.

• 40:28Speaker 05

  Yep, Laugh Stop.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and this guy named, do you know the guy that ran it?

• 40:33Speaker 05

  Pete.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there was a meth head that once ran it, and he became a meth head. Anyway, um, God bless you and take care, but, um...

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  So I played the Laugh Stop and I was featuring there in the 90s. And Ralphie opened. He was the emcee. And I drowned every show. I mean, it's like these fuckers, right? They're so good, but you know, locally, they become emce, you know, hosts, they host a show. But they wanna, they wanna show, you know what I mean? This is what Texas is all about. You, you live or you drown. And then, you know, you see a guy like Ali and Ralphie May. And it's like, it's fucking crazy. Like Hicks is from there, Kinnison's from there, Carl LaBeau's from there. I mean, there's so many legends from Texas. You guys, there's a Mexican guy that's still working from, what's his name?

• 41:28Speaker 05

  Juan Valerius.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah!

• 41:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, Juan.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  Juan, he's a beast.

• 41:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, Juan.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  These guys, dude, these guys, when you go on the road one day, dude, right? Scared. And you're featuring, dude? Be scared. Because there are dudes out there that have been doing it that are animals. They're animals.

• 41:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, we, we got a, we got a nice little lineage of people.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 41:52Speaker 05

  And when people, you know, especially when somebody come from out of town. And they think that we just some random, because we hosting, because we just like to work. So it's not a, the hosting position is not a bad position for us. And then, what I was doing at that time was stealing audiences.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  That was the Laugh Stop?

• 42:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, the memories.

• 42:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, Laugh Stop, it was a laugh spot, it was just joking, it was, you know, before the improv, it was Spellbinders.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  I remember Spellbinders, yeah.

• 42:27Speaker 05

  And they, then they moved to the improv space and couldn't hold the lease. And then improv bought it, came in and got it. Now, they moved the improv down, you know, they redid it and moved it down.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:41Speaker 05

  It, it sees more people. But yeah, Houston has a long lineage of great comics.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, I, I completely, you don't have to preach?

• 42:52Speaker 05

  No, I'm just saying.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling you right now, I get it, I lived it. And you know what I do now, dude? I call the clubs or whatever, because I bring all my own features, I go, get me the worst comic in town.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  I literally do. Like, somebody that just isn't good.

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  And they go, are you sure? I go, yeah, cuz I want my feature to struggle.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Cuz if you have a bad host, right, he doesn't truly get them. Right? So then your feature has to do 10 minutes of like getting them going.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  Right? So then I have the feature spot.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 43:33Speaker 05

  Genius.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  It's genius. It's psychological because of fuckers like you, dude. You, Ralphie, all those guys that would just, I mean, destroy, right? And my feature is also like kind of an open mic'er. Always. I don't know who was opening for me that weekend.

• 43:48Speaker 05

  It was this, it's like this, um, this white lady with sandy brown hair. I just remember that.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know what it was.

• 43:55Speaker 05

  I just remember that.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  I know what it is. I don't want a name.

• 43:57Speaker 05

  And you know who else is from Houston who was a model? Shane Wayne.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, dude.

• 44:02Speaker 05

  Shane Wayne from Houston.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's from Houston. Yeah. Uh, Cristella is from Texas too, Alonzo.

• 44:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, um, Thea Vidal was.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  Thea Vidal, yeah.

• 44:12Speaker 05

  We have, we have a.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  I remember, I remember where Cristella was the fucking waitress at the Addison Improv.

• 44:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  And then she, and then she started doing emceeing spots for me. And I was like, what the fuck? And then like, I would use her as a feature. I mean, she's, there's people out there that you gotta work harder.

• 44:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, now I'm a little embarrassed that I posted for you, honestly. I'm the worst guy ever.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I posted for Bobby Lee, no big deal.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is the stage where I'm, I'm gonna get the worst guy in there.

• 44:44Speaker 02

  Yes, yes. But you, you talked about, you said you, you went up there and you wanted to like steal audiences?

• 44:49Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, for sure. You, you, you gotta come still to somebody else. So that, what was that? That was like a maybe six weeks of me going, opening for whoever. Cuz, um, they would call me like, hey, you wanna open for Bobby Lee? I'm like, cool, new audience. And right before you is Angela Johnson.

• 45:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:08Speaker 05

  And then right before Angela Johnson, it was Mars Gibraney. And so then, you know, I was like, these are not people who would normally see me.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 45:17Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 45:18Speaker 05

  So then I would get new fans in my own city that didn't know me. So I could literally stay in Houston and I don't have to really travel. I can go. To the improv and do thirteen, fourteen shows in a weekend.

• 45:32Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 45:32Speaker 05

  Make a bunch of money to stay at home and do that every three months.

• 45:36Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 45:37Speaker 05

  Cause it's.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  You can get another hour in three months?

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  You can get another hour in three months?

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 45:49Speaker 05

  No.

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  Klarna, let you slip. Purchases into different payment options. Klarna, guys, you know what? We, we, we had to re-drobe, re-drobe.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  Rewardrobe.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  Re-wardrobe, um, Alex and.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  Why? He looked fine, right?

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  He looked like a bulldog.

• 46:14Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? In a pound and I didn't like it, you know? And, um, you know, he's genetically handsome, stretched out, but still very handsome.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  He's stretched out, you know, but, um, he, to, to me, I can see the handsome.

• 46:27Speaker 03

  So we had to basically buy this whole new wardrobe for Alex.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Because, you know, you're, we go to dinners and lunch and we go out together, you know?

• 46:34Speaker 03

  He's trying to look smacks. He's trying to look the best. Well, according to you, he just really just needs to change his overall aesthetic.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  And that's not a bad thing. It's, it's like, I'm not forcing it. It was a suggestion and he agreed.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  And so, you know, with that, we had to make a ton of purchases.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  We did.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  And thankfully, we don't have to come out of pocket almost immediately because we have Klarna. You know, with Klarna, what I love about Klarna for people like Luke and I, um, is that it offers value, transparency, control, and no surprises. You can pay now or later or over time, whatever fits your life or whatever budget that you have, Klarna works for you.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, guys, vote in the comments which look is better, please. We would like to see a poll.

• 47:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think, I think he got upgraded pretty hard.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:18Speaker 02

  His fit.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  And it's, you know, Klarna's great because you, you earn interest, unlock perks, spend, spend smarter, turn everyday purchases into cash back and long-term value. Flexibility that fits real life, adjust payments when plans change without stress. And I think that's a key word in this economy right now, stress.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  Honestly, it's like, it's so hard to part, it's so hard to want something or like need something and have to part with that like huge amount right out the gate.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:43Speaker 03

  So it's nice to think about it and just like, you know, I can break this up in multiple payments because I don't want to pay, I don't want to lose out on all that much today, you know?

• 47:50Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 47:51Speaker 00

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• 48:12Speaker 05

  It doesn't take me three months to get an hour.

• 48:16Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 48:18Speaker 05

  I shot, I just, I just, when did we shoot? Two months ago? Yeah, we shot four specials. I saw that. In, in two days.

• 48:33Speaker 00

  All right, Bobby, give him, Bobby, give him, give him your numbers, Bobby.

• 48:36Speaker 05

  I've been shooting, I've been shooting for the last six years, I shoot two specials at a time. And then when I went to Dallas.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  Two different hours.

• 48:45Speaker 05

  Two different hours. So in Dallas, I shot three and then when we got to DC, I decided to shoot four. So I, after, this special just came out, My Father, I shot that in Detroit, um, in 2024. So we have one, two, three, four, five, we have six specials in the can.

• 49:05Speaker 05

  I'm working on four new specials now, all different hours, different things. So three, I wish I did that three months, like three months, I would, I'd do like seven.

• 49:17Speaker 00

  Bobby's face.

• 49:21Speaker 05

  I'm just, I'm, you have, I'm just saying. When I was in the clubs, I was doing, and people would tell me, if I did six shows, I did nine shows, I would do a different hour every show.

• 49:35Speaker 05

  I don't feel the same at 7:30 that I feel at 9:30.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm flabbergasted.

• 49:41Speaker 02

  And do you, do you run it a lot? No, right? You don't run the, the hour often? Isn't that another part of your process?

• 49:47Speaker 05

  I do a lot of shows, so, so we just. Yeah, we just look at that.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, those are all your specials. Those are all your specials.

• 49:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, so we shot Domino Effect by itself, then we shot, um, we shot two by itself, then we shot three and four together. We shot, um, the, the, in between that, we, we shot Don't Judge a Book by Its Cover in between that. My Two Songs and Rugged were shot together. Monday, Mondays and Fa- My Father and the Dog were all shot, and the dog is not up there yet. Cause we, we released, um, that one, um, My Father, just, just like, that's the wrong, that's the wrong date for a release. I mean, but that's, that's when we, that's when we shot it.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:31Speaker 05

  Um, that's the wrong.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  So, I, I've been doing comedy for thirty years.

• 50:36Speaker 05

  I've been twenty-nine.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I just shot my first special three months ago.

• 50:46Speaker 05

  Boom, take those numbers. It takes, it takes a while.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Take that in your face.

• 50:52Speaker 05

  It takes a while. Once you get it going.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  In your face, friend.

• 50:59Speaker 05

  Once it gets going.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Motherfucker. You're a motherfucker. Coming in this place. Acting like, like that.

• 51:08Speaker 02

  You're activating the prison Asian now.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  You're mean-bugging.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  I'll shank you, dude. You, what, I mean, I, Flabbergas, I don't have that kind of work ethic. It's almost as like, yeah, I, I don't have that.

• 51:24Speaker 03

  But I feel as though like you have so much to mine from, like I feel like you've lived so many different lives that you are kind of an endless well of just story, story, story, stories.

• 51:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, and, and I think that's the benefit of not being with, um, a network.

• 51:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:42Speaker 05

  Because there's no way that I would have put out more than one in five, in five years with a network.

• 51:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I was waiting for, uh, what I was waiting for was. Well, none of these streamers want me yet, you know?

• 51:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you're a really good example too of like being really successful in putting out your own special on YouTube. Because those, you have a ton of people just waiting for your next one to drop. And I feel like there, people do put out stuff on YouTube, but I feel like that is still a struggle for a lot of comics. But I feel like you crack the code with that.

• 52:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, and, and I look at it sometimes to, um, see, cause you know, people don't realize is what 30 specials a month come out?

• 52:26Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:26Speaker 05

  That's just the ones that they, that they post on the, it's, it's like 300 to 400 specials come out a year. Comics put them out all the time and then I look at the list and then I just go down on YouTube of what everybody's special is doing. And I feel very grateful because it's some people 10,000 views.

• 52:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:50Speaker 05

  You know, 1,500 views, some people.

• 52:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:52Speaker 05

  Uh, get to 200 and then it just sell out, um.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  200 views?

• 52:58Speaker 05

  200,000.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, 200, okay, okay.

• 53:01Speaker 03

  I'm sure there's a 200 views there somewhere.

• 53:03Speaker 05

  It's some, it's some, it's some people that don't have a lot of views.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  But they're, are they're famous people? Yeah.

• 53:11Speaker 05

  Man, it's people.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  But yours are like, you know. Wow! 20 million.

• 53:14Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, you're so rich!

• 53:19Speaker 05

  So.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're killing it!

• 53:22Speaker 05

  So the.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God!

• 53:24Speaker 05

  The craziest thing is when you look at, just go to, we just look at Domino Effect 1, right?

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:31Speaker 05

  So.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  There's parts to it?

• 53:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, 1, 2, 3, and 4.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  It's like John Wick? He's the John Wick of comedy specials, dude.

• 53:42Speaker 05

  So, and so if we look at this, my two songs won an NAACP Image Awards for Outstanding Special. Only, only independently produced special ever win an award.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Part 4 is an hour and 56 minutes long!

• 53:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  How long is yours? 38 minutes!

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  That. Thirty years, thirty eight minutes. An hour and fifty six minutes long?

• 54:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, so Rugged won three Webby Awards.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 54:15Speaker 00

  These numbers are crazy.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  They're crazy numbers, dude.

• 54:18Speaker 05

  So, this is the thing. So now, when you on a network.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:22Speaker 05

  This over four ye- over four years, twenty million views. People keep watching it.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:29Speaker 05

  So, when you on a network. It's over. It's like you, you do it and it's done. Like, my first special was on Comedy Central.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:38Speaker 05

  And. I probably, man, I'll say maybe. If you look at the one that I put out on Comedy Central now. So, when I first initially put it out. Go to it now. Go to what they, what they did. So, when we tried to buy it back. From the success of Da- of One.

• 54:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:57Speaker 05

  They put it out on YouTube.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 55:00Speaker 05

  So, not, this is not happening. Bigger than these bars. Look what it is, look what it is now. How many views does that have now?

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:07Speaker 05

  It did not have that when it was on Comedy Central.

• 55:09Speaker 03

  Right.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:12Speaker 05

  It ca- it got that on YouTube.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:14Speaker 05

  And they, and they did that after we dropped Domino Effect One.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:19Speaker 05

  So, on YouTube, it probably got. Two hundred thousand views. I mean, on, on Comedy Central, two hundred thousand views.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:26Speaker 05

  They showed it one time, then we forced them to show it again.

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:29Speaker 05

  Because of Comedy Central having programming and whatnot.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 05

  So. And they played it like eleven. Eleven fifty nine at night on the east coast time for it to be played at eight o'clock on west. It was just crazy, but it, I would never recoup that special from them as what they spent, you know, when you look at the.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  You're fine.

• 55:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, but so did you know right away, like, oh, this, there, there's much more to be had on YouTube? You, like, how did you learn that that was the way to go?

• 55:57Speaker 05

  We um, we shot it independently, we was gonna put it on our website at first.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 56:02Speaker 05

  And then we just said, oh, let's drop it on YouTube. And then we started, it like, this is the craziest, this is the craziest thing. Because I have all of those, when people go to YouTube, I also have a um, a 24/7 live. So, people, the specials just rerun all the time, so right now, right now is, is,

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  People come in.

• 56:29Speaker 05

  1600 people watching.

• 56:31Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, you definitely cracked the code.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  You cracked the code.

• 56:36Speaker 03

  YouTube really is like, a great place for this, but also could be the pits of hell for,

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:43Speaker 05

  For some other people.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Uh, but I think this is the future.

• 56:48Speaker 05

  I don't know, but I,

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  I, I think it's the future. Why, why wouldn't it be the future?

• 56:52Speaker 05

  It's the largest streaming situation.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  It's like, nobody, I, nobody, that's why my bullshit complaint about Disclosure Day was. What?

• 57:03Speaker 03

  We're back at Disclosure Day.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  Did you link this to Disclosure?

• 57:06Speaker 05

  I'm linking this to Disclosure Day, dude.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  You see Disclosure Day, dude?

• 57:13Speaker 05

  No.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  You don't like aliens, dog?

• 57:14Speaker 05

  Transition?

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I'm, I will fucking connect Disclosure Day to Ali Siddiq, okay? Do you wanna hear it?

• 57:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm waiting.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  It's been out for a while, so fuck it, I'm gonna make the connection, and here's what's bullshit about Disclosure Day and what you're doing. Okay? It might be, I have to get it right in my mind, real quick. And, and us Asians, when we calculate, we use an apocast in our mind. Alright, so,

• 57:44Speaker 05

  Cause literally, I'm waiting on him to say, what the fuck is Andre doing?

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  He's falling asleep, dude. Yeah, yeah. You know, Andre, you know, this Andre, this might not be the kind of podcast that you're used to, you know what I mean? You know, you know, other people, I get it. You know what I mean? If Gary Owens is here, you'd be like, yeah, yeah, or whatever. But like, yeah, but, but the thing is, is that I'm popular as well. And there are people out there that like me as well, Andre.

• 58:16Speaker 05

  He didn't even go, when I would dig Gary Owens, he didn't even go.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, really?

• 58:20Speaker 05

  No, he didn't even go. Like, this is him at every podcast.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:24Speaker 05

  You can be fucking Michael Jackson, right? He'd be on his own, like.

• 58:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, Michael with a talking booth.

• 58:32Speaker 05

  Talking about thriller, go ahead.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, in Disclosure Day, okay? It's a Steven Spielberg movie. My rating, do you see it? Anybody in the room see it?

• 58:43Speaker 03

  I haven't.

• 58:43Speaker 00

  I'm watching this week.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 58:45Speaker 00

  This week I will.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 58:46Speaker 00

  I haven't seen it yet.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  Don't. Please don't.

• 58:50Speaker 03

  I thought you were just gonna go.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  No, please do not watch it.

• 58:53Speaker 03

  Why?

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  What? I don't wanna go against the Hollywood elites right now.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  Okay. That ship has sailed. You have gone against them every episode.

• 59:04Speaker 05

  Steven Spielberg is about to be mad.

• 59:08Speaker 05

  You're never getting War Babies done.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, War Babies died.

• 59:15Speaker 05

  Somebody had just heard War Babies, they're like, I think I dig it.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay, okay. Here we go, right? Uh, for, for people that are, um, Gen X and Boomers, love this movie. Okay?

• 59:34Speaker 05

  Okay, that's me.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Right, because this is like an old school, like Spielberg, 1980s type of legacy alien movie, okay? But it gets a couple, it's kind of like, um, you don't really understand how the world works nowadays. Right?

• 59:50Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  So they have this information, just really quickly, right? That they're like, we have to get to this news station to expose this alien information.

• 1:00:00Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  To go around the world, right? But who watches CNN just on, on their couch, watching CNN? No, you get everything here.

• 1:00:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Right? Social media it. Put it on TikTok.

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  What, what year was the movie set in?

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  Now!

• 1:00:16Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Right, so they're all racing to get to this Kansas City. You know what I mean, local news. Yeah, all you have to do is look, yo!

• 1:00:24Speaker 03

  Go online.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm Alf, I'm Alf! You know what I mean? And I'm swinging, gaga, gaga, gaga, you know what I mean? Yeah.

• 1:00:30Speaker 05

  That's, okay.

• 1:00:31Speaker 03

  It took you out of it then, completely, because you're like, this doesn't make sense.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't make any sense that, that why would everyone race? And then government agencies trying to block this group of people to get to the fucking news station? News station, to reveal the situation so it goes around the world. But what I'm saying is, is put it on YouTube.

• 1:00:47Speaker 05

  Instagram, yeah. So, this is kinda, how you feel about this movie?

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  It was a great movie, you know, I give it eight out of 10.

• 1:00:54Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I give it eight out of 10.

• 1:00:56Speaker 05

  You just said, "Don't go see it." It's the exact way that I felt about Get Out.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, we've had Jordan on the podcast, let's just keep it easy here.

• 1:01:07Speaker 05

  No, go for your, please. I was so mad at Get Out, like, I didn't finish watching it because of the opening scene.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what was the opening scene?

• 1:01:16Speaker 05

  The opening scene, black guy in this fucking random ass neighborhood.

• 1:01:20Speaker 03

  Lakeith's character, yeah, he gets, yeah.

• 1:01:23Speaker 05

  Okay, I keep sitting there thinking, how did he get here?

• 1:01:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

  Because this is a neighborhood that you really can't ride a bus to.

• 1:01:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's right.

• 1:01:31Speaker 05

  That's a nice thing, bro. If somebody dropped you off, why would they drop you off at an address that you don't, like, they can't find? And why would they leave you there? And you just ro- just randomly walking down the street in this dark ass street? And somebody come by in a Porsche with a helmet on, a motorcycle helmet?

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:46Speaker 05

  And you not fucking running? Man, get the fuck out of here, man. Like, this is the stu- like, where, okay, how you don't know where this girl stay at?

• 1:01:55Speaker 05

  You just randomly walking down the fucking street? That's a good point. Who dropped you? Lyft, Uber? Who the fuck dropped you off?

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  Waymo, waymo!

• 1:02:02Speaker 05

  There's no bus stops over here?

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:05Speaker 05

  You didn't take a cab?

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:06Speaker 05

  This is fucking bullshit. Like, I couldn't take, I was like, my mind is still on.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  It took you out.

• 1:02:11Speaker 05

  How did you get here?

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  It took you out, yeah.

• 1:02:14Speaker 05

  Somebody had to take, you were looking for this person out, and then this shit happens. Somebody in a car with a motorcycle helmet coming up? And you just like, okay, whatever, you know?

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that took you out. You never finished it.

• 1:02:26Speaker 05

  Nah, I never, I never, yeah, I never recovered, I was like...

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:32Speaker 05

  Like this right, he, where's he going?

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, yeah.

• 1:02:36Speaker 05

  You can't, and you get off the phone with the person that you looking for? And somebody's in a, again, this, this, okay.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:44Speaker 05

  Soon as I see this fucking motorcycle helmet.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:47Speaker 00

  You're done, you're out.

• 1:02:48Speaker 05

  I.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tell me, tell me, this is you, this is you. Where are you, what are you doing right now?

• 1:02:53Speaker 05

  First of all, first of all, I'm not there in the dark.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but let's just suppose you were, I'm, you're lost.

• 1:02:59Speaker 05

  Back this, back this way.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:02Speaker 05

  Full speed, I'm not, first of all.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're running, you're running.

• 1:03:06Speaker 05

  Full, he got a motorcycle helmet on inside of a Porsche.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:03:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's so.

• 1:03:09Speaker 05

  He's fucking nuts.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  Scary, that's scary.

• 1:03:11Speaker 03

  But also, you're right, at that point, it's like, call somebody.

• 1:03:14Speaker 05

  And that door, that door, when you look.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  I'd be running, I'd be running.

• 1:03:18Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.

• 1:03:21Speaker 05

  You didn't hear him get out this car?

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  You know what?

• 1:03:24Speaker 05

  And you got choked out, you fucking weakling.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  All right, Asians would behave the same way you would.

• 1:03:30Speaker 05

  Yo.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  I'd, I'd be on a tree.

• 1:03:32Speaker 05

  There's no way, and look how stiff his legs is, finna get tossed in a Porsche body, fucking weakling.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:39Speaker 05

  Yo, I was done, I was done.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  So if that was you, you'd be gone?

• 1:03:42Speaker 05

  Cause I would not, bruh.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tell me.

• 1:03:45Speaker 05

  It's a random place I've never been before.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I understand.

• 1:03:49Speaker 05

  How am I getting there, and I'm not being dropped off at the, the address that was given to me?

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:03:57Speaker 05

  And once I get there, and nobody's at that particular address? Yo, I'm back in the Uber.

• 1:04:05Speaker 05

  Like, I'm not even hitting the app, I'm calling the contact, yo, I left my wallet. I paid the fat out, and I just get back in the car. Yo, I thought you left your wallet, man, take me the fuck away from there.

• 1:04:17Speaker 05

  I'm not doing none of this goofy shit.

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, it's suspension of disbelief, though. You just have to in your mind go, okay, this is, what's going on?

• 1:04:27Speaker 05

  Hey, man.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:28Speaker 05

  I'm be honest, and this not even racist, that was some white guy in that movie, I probably would watch the whole thing. The fact that I'm, the fact that I'm black, that shit does not rest in my mind.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:38Speaker 05

  Than somebody in a Porsche ride up in a fucking motorcycle helmet.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  Don't watch obsession then, because it's like, there's a lot of things in there, and I was like, what?

• 1:04:46Speaker 05

  Because I wouldn't watch that movie, soon as I would've been watching that movie you're talking about, and I'm like, a news station.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:53Speaker 05

  With all this streaming shit going on.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:56Speaker 05

  It's like, right now?

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Right now, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:58Speaker 05

  I'm cooked.

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's also, here's what, another thing is, and I'm already out, you're right, you're right, I'm already out.

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  I'm not, I'm not.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  Even though I am going to a Larry David event after this fucking thing.

• 1:05:09Speaker 02

  So you're in?

• 1:05:10Bobby Lee?

  So I'm kinda in.

• 1:05:10Speaker 05

  Oh, you're in?

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm kinda still in.

• 1:05:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  You're in.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 1:05:13Speaker 02

  I'm not, I'm not.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he called me the other day, so.

• 1:05:15Speaker 05

  So, so what?

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, yeah, so maybe I'm in.

• 1:05:17Speaker 02

  That's not.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what you're saying is I'm out, right, but maybe, but maybe I'm in!

• 1:05:22Speaker 05

  So this is how I know I, I, I can't stand and listen to, or watch a story that's not true. Bill Bellamy, friend of mine.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Been, I've been here.

• 1:05:31Speaker 05

  Telling the story about Busta Rhymes and Coolio in concert, and I'm sitting there like this, I'm listening to this story.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:39Speaker 05

  And it is set in nineteen ninety-seven.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:42Speaker 05

  And he's, and he's talking about how Coolio got this big hit, and Busta Rhymes got these, got these bigger hits, and then, and I'm sitting there listening to the story, and I'm like, Gangs of Spur, this is ninety-five. Why the fuck would Coolio be in, doing his concert in ninety-seven? And then he's naming Busta Rhymes songs, I'm like, Pesci, if I say that, it come out to like two thousand.

• 1:06:04Speaker 03

  Two thousand, yeah.

• 1:06:05Speaker 05

  And I was like, and I called him, like, don't nobody believe this bullshit ass story you're telling? And then he, he called me like, I got too excited, I was telling the wrong song.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  So you call and confront?

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  I called him, like, yo, like, yo, this story is not accurate.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  Write down that for you, call and confront. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  Like, what I did, you missed the story before you got here, right? I want you to see, you, I was at the Comedy Store parking lot.

• 1:06:31Speaker 02

  Oh, my fucking god.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, he was a lot guy, at the Comedy Store.

• 1:06:36Speaker 02

  Parking car.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:06:36Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  I backed into a comic's car, dented it.

• 1:06:40Speaker 02

  Allegedly.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  Allegedly, right?

• 1:06:42Speaker 03

  He allegedly thought it was a dumpster he hit.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I just drove off into the night.

• 1:06:47Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay? I get a call later, right, he's a lot guy, right? The manager of the club is, we have the tape. Okay? And he goes, and also a couple of people told me they saw it, and they ratted you out. And I had to find the rats.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but he would, he wouldn't tell me the rats. But he was, he was the lot guy, so he knew who the rats were. So I called him, and he's my boy. He opens for me, so I go, "Tell me who ratted me out." And I got the names on the list. Uh, but it wasn't me, it wasn't nobody else. I know, I'm not a rat, Ali, let me tell you. I, I stand, I keep it, but also I'm loyal.

• 1:07:30Speaker 02

  I'm not a rat, but I'm loyal.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know what's a better.

• 1:07:35Speaker 05

  But the whole thing is, why did Bobby pay for the person's car?

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Why did he drive away? That's already.

• 1:07:41Speaker 05

  Trying to get away with a crime.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:43Speaker 02

  That's not a crime.

• 1:07:44Speaker 05

  It is a crime.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  That's not a crime!

• 1:07:46Speaker 05

  It's, it's something, anyway. It's not, it's not, it's not good. It's not bad either.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  You're the worst.

• 1:07:52Speaker 05

  It's like, if you come out, if you come out and your car dented.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  I, okay, ask her.

• 1:07:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  A- a- ask her.

• 1:08:01Speaker 03

  He's ran me over. What, what did he want to ask?

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  He was gonna, he was, yeah, he's gonna ask, right? If I came out to my car.

• 1:08:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  And it was dented, what would I do?

• 1:08:10Speaker 03

  So he always keeps a big wad of cash for exactly this scenario. He's like, "I don't want to do paperwork, I don't want to deal with insurance, here's money, money, money."

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  No, but what I'm saying is, is that if my car was crashed.

• 1:08:21Speaker 03

  Oh, he'd be like, "No problem, bye."

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  No problem, bye.

• 1:08:27Speaker 03

  I'll tell you a story.

• 1:08:28Speaker 02

  Your car that you got.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  No problem, let, let me like, tell you. No problem, bye.

• 1:08:33Speaker 05

  Cause you keep a big wad of cash.

• 1:08:35Speaker 02

  Yes, and you got your car for free.

• 1:08:37Speaker 03

  From Hyundai, that's true. But also one time, um, so he, his car broke down.

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's true.

• 1:08:45Speaker 05

  It's the other pieces. Your car, you got your car for free. I don't, I wouldn't give a shit if I came out with a truck car for free, it's for free.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:08:53Speaker 05

  I wouldn't give a damn what kind of car it was. So my, my, um, my G-Wagon, somebody came out, they, they bust the, like, with spark plugs, trying to break into the glass.

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:09:04Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying, you, and, you know.

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, explain it again?

• 1:09:07Speaker 05

  Uh, the, my G-Wagon, so.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  What's a G-Wagon?

• 1:09:10Speaker 03

  It's a Mercedes.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good. It's a good car, it's a good car. I drive a bluey.

• 1:09:17Speaker 05

  A bluey?

• 1:09:19Speaker 05

  I have a bluey. My daughter would love your car.

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a bluey Hyundai free car. Anyway, so I don't know what a G-Wagon is.

• 1:09:29Speaker 05

  You got it for free?

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:30Speaker 05

  Who gave it to you? Hyundai.

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  Hyundai.

• 1:09:33Speaker 05

  He give me a car?

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not Korean.

• 1:09:35Speaker 05

  You're not, oh, that's some racist shit. You don't know I'm Korean down the line?

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  That's what I drive. It's in the parking lot.

• 1:09:42Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:44Speaker 05

  If I, if somebody bumped it.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  You got a G-Wagon. Oh, that's a G-Wagon, beautiful car. Alright, so tell me the story now.

• 1:09:50Speaker 05

  Somebody busted windows.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  And?

• 1:09:52Speaker 05

  Um, trying to get into it.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  With, but when you do this, you're like throwing darts?

• 1:09:56Speaker 05

  Spark plugs. They're throwing, doing the spark plug shit, trying to get into it. And these windows like bulletproof type shit. And they, they bust, cracked them. And I wasn't even mad, but I just got that windshield fixed. But now it's, now it's the windshield and it's the passenger, the driver's side and the, the, the back driver's side. And I was like, I got insurance.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:22Speaker 05

  But if I came out and somebody bumped it and just drove off, I would be a little tighter. See, I know they motive was to break in. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:10:30Speaker 05

  The, the motive was you just backed into my shit. Yeah, okay. And just left.

• 1:10:35Speaker 02

  But so picture this, you come out, you come to the Comedy Store, you do a set, you're having a good night, you park your G-Wagon there. You come out, it's bumped and dented, and then someone goes up to you and goes, "Yeah, it was Bobby Lee, he left." What is your reaction?

• 1:10:46Speaker 05

  I'mma be up here.

• 1:10:49Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Wait, be up here and what?

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, cuz you gotta.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  Be up here with Andre?

• 1:10:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, definitely with Andre.

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  What's Andre gonna do?

• 1:10:57Speaker 05

  You gotta water cash. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:02Speaker 05

  We gonna get that out you.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:03Speaker 05

  You gotta picture that.

• 1:11:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so, I don't think so, you don't get nothing.

• 1:11:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, what, you, are you fucking crazy Bobby?

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why you don't, you get nothing.

• 1:11:12Speaker 05

  Why?

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:11:13Speaker 05

  Cuz I came, I came to your house? Oh, so you're saying? Oh, because I'm doing well, oh, they, hey, Ali, you're doing well.

• 1:11:22Speaker 02

  Twenty million views on YouTube.

• 1:11:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw your YouTube numbers. I know what that is. So what I'm saying is that it's, it's, it's, look at me right now, Dan. Okay? We have origin story. Okay?

• 1:11:34Speaker 05

  I think, I think I would walk off, Bobby, if you told me, hey, you're doing well. Get the fuck out of my driveway. I bumped your car. You're doing well. And I would just walk off like, Dre, come on, because this shit don't even make no fucking.

• 1:11:49Speaker 05

  Bobby is actually fucking crazy.

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm not crazy. That's what I believe.

• 1:11:52Speaker 05

  He just told me I was doing well, so this didn't matter.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter, because it's nothing to you.

• 1:11:57Speaker 03

  I see. Okay, so you're saying if you make, what's the minimum someone has to make a year? For you to be like, I'm not gonna pay for your, for the bill?

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, the minimum amount.

• 1:12:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. Like, let's say someone makes half a million a year. You're like, you know, I don't need to pay for that.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  No pay, no pay, no pay, no pay, no pay.

• 1:12:17Speaker 02

  Oh, no, no.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  No pay, no pay, no pay, no pay. One hundred thousand.

• 1:12:21Speaker 02

  No pay, no pay.

• 1:12:22Speaker 03

  Ah, okay.

• 1:12:22Bobby Lee?

  No, average American, like, double income, one fifty.

• 1:12:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, one fifty is like barely making it still in L.A.

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  But two hundred, then two hundred. Let's, let's make, make a price, two fifty. I'll go as far as that. If you're doing less than two fifty, I will do insurance.

• 1:12:36Speaker 05

  I'll pay you. I'll pay you.

• 1:12:37Bobby Lee?

  I'll pay you back.

• 1:12:38Speaker 02

  It's a nightmare.

• 1:12:39Speaker 05

  If you doing, you doing, that's fucking crazy.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  It's not crazy.

• 1:12:43Speaker 05

  Like, yo, no. You making three hundred. But how would you even determine this? It's like, yo.

• 1:12:49Speaker 02

  He's typing it on a calculator.

• 1:12:50Speaker 05

  You're making three hundred thousand.

• 1:12:56Bobby Lee?

  No, here's what happened. I was on Ventura, right? And a man literally goes into my lane, bumps me, right? We pulled to the side. I'm like, I mean, you obviously, he goes, I didn't see you, man. And I go, and I go, I know, but, you know, I mean, you were at fault because I was in my lane.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  And he's like, yeah, but we need to, we need to call the cops, man. Right? And I had shit to do, so I gave him money.

• 1:13:24Speaker 03

  To get out. What?

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I go, here's 400 bucks, right? I don't want, I, I don't care. Let's just move on.

• 1:13:33Speaker 03

  That's exactly what he does.

• 1:13:34Speaker 02

  How did this not happen on the night that you were there? Why not pull out the water cash and go, look, whatever, here, here's the money.

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Because I didn't think there was cameras and rats.

• 1:13:43Speaker 02

  Dude, it's not even, it's not even a cameras thing. You're the worst criminal ever. You, there's a huge dent in the car. So obviously someone's gonna come out and be like, hey, so someone dented my car?

• 1:13:53Speaker 03

  Was there a dent in your car?

• 1:13:54Speaker 02

  People are immediately gonna.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  I didn't even, I didn't even look.

• 1:13:57Speaker 02

  And that's why you're the number one suspect also, I think, anytime.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:02Speaker 05

  I think, I think they would have never ratted you out if somebody, if you would have put cash, like, $100 and taped it next to the bump.

• 1:14:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:14:12Speaker 05

  And be like, you know?

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I see.

• 1:14:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I should have done that.

• 1:14:15Speaker 03

  Cause one time.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  I didn't have any tape though.

• 1:14:17Speaker 05

  You tried to get, you tried to get away with the crime.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's not a crime, dude.

• 1:14:23Speaker 02

  It's a fucking crime, dude.

• 1:14:25Speaker 05

  I'm trying to get you to prison.

• 1:14:28Bobby Lee?

  I have a menu.

• 1:14:28Speaker 03

  One time, um, I remember Enterprise put out a, I think you were almost gonna get caught for like, theft because you didn't return the rental car for a year.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:41Speaker 03

  And then it was my phone number that he listed.

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:46Speaker 03

  So I was getting the call.

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  I remember that.

• 1:14:48Speaker 03

  And I was like, you know, guys, I don't know how to explain this, but just charge him and he'll pay for it. But he definitely, but yeah, you have to come back and we have, we have to know that the car is still in his possession. I was like, he's not coming back. So just show.

• 1:15:01Bobby Lee?

  I do, I eventually did.

• 1:15:03Speaker 03

  I remember you paid.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Maybe they came. I don't remember.

• 1:15:06Speaker 03

  It took a long time. And then the other time, his car broke down, um, off the side of Kowenga. And he was just like, I was like, hey, I have AAA. Like, he called me, he's like, oh, my car broke down. I was like, it's okay, I have AAA, it's on its way to you. Like, no, I'm just gonna leave it there. And then he just left his car there.

• 1:15:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:24Speaker 02

  No pay, no pay, no pay.

• 1:15:25Speaker 03

  Nothing. They never got it back.

• 1:15:27Bobby Lee?

  They never got back.

• 1:15:28Speaker 05

  You know, you know something? I see what this is.

• 1:15:31Speaker 03

  He wasn't even rich at that time.

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  I did this behavior, I did this behavior when I had no money.

• 1:15:38Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 1:15:39Bobby Lee?

  This is instilled in my parents' fault.

• 1:15:41Speaker 05

  You have affluenza.

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  What's affluenza?

• 1:15:46Bobby Lee?

  What does affluenza mean? I like that. What does it mean? No, no, no. That's not true. That's not true. Okay?

• 1:15:54Speaker 05

  Like, you're rich in your life.

• 1:15:56Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not true.

• 1:15:57Speaker 05

  Like, not monetarily rich, you're rich in your life where you don't have to, you don't give a shit about...

• 1:16:04Bobby Lee?

  I'll go to prison.

• 1:16:05Speaker 05

  I see.

• 1:16:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:16:07Speaker 05

  Bobby, do you understand they would've sent a SWAT team to get that goddamn car from me? If I would've had that car, if I would've had that car three days over, it sounds like I would've had that car. It'd be a fucking SWAT team at my house. You had a car for a year.

• 1:16:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:16:22Speaker 05

  You didn't paint it, you started taking care of this car.

• 1:16:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm mad at it.

• 1:16:26Speaker 05

  You would get oil changes and shit. You were taking a car that didn't belong to you to get oil changes.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  But affluenza is not the right...

• 1:16:37Speaker 03

  It's honestly like extreme ADHD. He just doesn't want to deal with...

• 1:16:41Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to deal with it.

• 1:16:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:43Bobby Lee?

  So, what I used to do is, you know, I've said this before, even as a young kid, I would get parking tickets. And I would just not take them out. I would have this in a row on my, you know what I mean, the wiper. Right? And I would do a contest where I would speed up to see if one of them would fly into the air on the freeway. It was like a game I played with myself, right? And then all of a sudden, like, you know what I mean, my parents would call.

• 1:17:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, in fact, yeah.

• 1:17:08Bobby Lee?

  "Oh, are you calling all?" You know what I mean? And I go, "What'd you say?"

• 1:17:16Bobby Lee?

  "Could they call the police? You're paying money." And I go, "Pay it."

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  "You gotta pay it." "I have no money."

• 1:17:28Speaker 05

  You know what I mean? That's what I'm talking about.

• 1:17:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:31Speaker 05

  It's just that flueson, because even though it's not your money, you're like, yo, do you know? I can imagine in my mind, getting a ticket and they call my mom. And, and I'm telling my mom, we'll pay it.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you, in 2008.

• 1:17:47Speaker 05

  What did you say?

• 1:17:50Speaker 05

  That's what you got, your dad.

• 1:17:51Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:17:56Speaker 05

  Why they? What going on?

• 1:18:00Bobby Lee?

  What going on?

• 1:18:01Speaker 05

  I don't know what, you know what I mean? Police, everybody.

• 1:18:04Bobby Lee?

  You know? And then, and then you're like, you just gotta have to pay it, dad.

• 1:18:11Bobby Lee?

  Here's another thing I did. In 2009, none of my shit worked. Like, my car hurts or anything, and I never paid taxes my whole life.

• 1:18:21Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know you had to.

• 1:18:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's correct.

• 1:18:25Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like, people go, it's tax year, right? And I had to be like, I don't know how to do that. Right? So I just never did it.

• 1:18:32Speaker 05

  Last year, everything caught up. And my tax bill was crazy.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:18:42Speaker 05

  Just know that you would tell me, no pay.

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  No pay. And I had to get a guy to help me, because it was, I owed so much money. I want to be able to pick where my tax money goes. Blister missile, nah. You know what I mean? Infrastructure in our country.

• 1:19:02Speaker 05

  I couldn't dig that.

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:19:04Speaker 05

  I couldn't dig that.

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I think we should pick, like, parks. Oh, yeah, I like swings. Yeah, you know what I mean? Um, um, bridges, yeah, okay. But our money is being spent in aiding things that I don't want it going to.

• 1:19:21Speaker 05

  UFC at the White House.

• 1:19:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, I know, that's what I'm saying. But, you know, um, so you have your special that you're pushing? My Father Daddy? What is it?

• 1:19:33Speaker 05

  My Father Daddy?

• 1:19:35Bobby Lee?

  What's it called?

• 1:19:36Speaker 05

  No, it's called My Father.

• 1:19:37Bobby Lee?

  My Father.

• 1:19:38Speaker 05

  It came out Sunday.

• 1:19:39Bobby Lee?

  It came out Sunday.

• 1:19:39Speaker 05

  Yeah. Why do you have a keyboard in front of you?

• 1:19:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Because for ads, I play a little music.

• 1:19:45Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:46Speaker 05

  I just wondered why nobody else had a keyboard, an instrument.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:49Speaker 05

  I was like, is this a band podcast?

• 1:19:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, sometimes I've broken into song, but I didn't feel like that today.

• 1:19:55Speaker 03

  What was your relationship with your father?

• 1:19:58Speaker 05

  Oh, it's all in the special. I, it was up and down. You know, like I say, he, you know, he wasn't ideal, but he was mine.

• 1:20:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:05Speaker 05

  So, that's, that's the key thing. You know, I, I did as much as I could with him, as much as I could for him, and, you know, I, I am the way I am because of him. Because that's the first person that told me I'd never say, um, the energy that you put in for someone else, you can put that energy in for yourself. So, I, I was always independent.

• 1:20:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:25Speaker 05

  Through everything. I don't really, I had, I didn't have that many jobs, you know, unless I was getting a job to learn something.

• 1:20:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:32Speaker 05

  And then I was out, you know, my, um, my daughter, she's a chef, and she only worked certain places to learn how to do that part of the business. You know, then she was back on her own thing.

• 1:20:46Speaker 03

  Yeah. Did your relationship with your dad, like, how did that inform how, like, you parent your kids?

• 1:20:51Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm, I'm a great dad because of how absent my pops was. You know, I didn't want them to feel that, so I'm, I'm at everything with my kids.

• 1:21:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:01Bobby Lee?

  See, that's the same reason I never had any. Because of my relationship with my dad and my mom, I was just like, I ain't doing this. I'm not gonna put my kid through the same kind of trauma, you know what I mean, that I went through.

• 1:21:15Speaker 05

  But you don't have to.

• 1:21:16Bobby Lee?

  I know that, I mean, I, there's two ways to do it, right? The way you did it was you changed, you know, um, and I decided, I decided not to do it. Because I, I, I feel like I would accidentally traumatize them. And I would never do that to my kid. I would never even, you know, I would go, how do you feel today?

• 1:21:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:36Bobby Lee?

  Expressed to me, what?

• 1:21:38Speaker 05

  People say what they wouldn't do when they don't have them.

• 1:21:44Speaker 05

  Ben Ford.

• 1:21:46Bobby Lee?

  She has children.

• 1:21:48Speaker 05

  The next thing you know, you throwing a flip flop.

• 1:21:52Speaker 05

  It's like, yo, man, you can say what you want to do, but you can say what's not, you know. I am, I've, I've, I've been, you know, I have older kids and then I have young kids. So my, my thirty-two-year-old and my twenty-seven-year-old, they, they'll say, well, he was, he has calmed down a lot. You know, but that's from experience of parenting. And then the things that was done, like it warranted me to be crazy at certain points. Cause then it never happened again. If I was like, oh, you know, whatever, whatever, then it probably would have happened again. But after I zoned out, cause they never seen me zone out. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:22:37Speaker 05

  They, they, they would hear about, oh, how your father was in the streets, but they never saw it. And then you would do something and I'm like, what'd you just do?

• 1:22:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:47Speaker 05

  Nah, I know that's not what you did. And then you can't act nonchalant, like you don't give a damn about what I'm saying. Oh, okay. I bet, I bet we not gonna go down this road again. And then they would see me zone out and they were like, okay. I, I see that he is not wrapped as tight as he appears.

• 1:23:08Speaker 05

  And so now I have, um, my youngest daughter.

• 1:23:12Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit.

• 1:23:13Speaker 05

  Five.

• 1:23:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:23:14Speaker 05

  And she literally gets away with murder. It's like, this is, this is me talking to her. Like she in trouble, then I gotta talk to her. I'm like, hey, let me talk to you real quick. Man, why you do that?

• 1:23:33Speaker 05

  Don't be doing that. And now I'm tickling her. It go from a sad face to a, a very mischievous laugh like.

• 1:23:45Speaker 05

  Like, and, and this is a thing that I would see on YouTube. Um, no, it would be on Instagram or YouTube, whatever it's on, that. This mothers will be fussing at they, at they daughters. And then it was his father, this mother, he's got into a fight. The girl got in a fight at school and the mother's going off. And he's like, yo, you better handle it, you better handle it. So he went in the room, he closed the door and he took off his belt. But he was whooping the bed and, and then she was hitting the girl, the daughter was like, ah! What you do after that? Yeah, punched her right in the nose.

• 1:24:22Speaker 05

  And it's like, yo, man, I did, I'm like, dude, this is so me. Cause I, I don't have the same, I don't have, one, I don't have the same energy. And two, it's not as life threat. It's like how you feel about taking a rental car back. I'm like, hey, man, it's whatever. But just don't do that no more, cause I don't wanna have to, I don't, just don't get me in trouble, shit.

• 1:24:49Speaker 05

  And that's the, that's the thing. I got, I got one question, how long you been, um, a lot?

• 1:24:55Speaker 02

  Alive?

• 1:24:55Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:24:56Speaker 03

  A lot?

• 1:24:57Speaker 05

  Lot person, attending a lot.

• 1:24:58Speaker 02

  Oh, um, I mean, ever since I started, I probably worked there almost two years now, a year and a half.

• 1:25:03Speaker 05

  You, you, did you see my name on the, on the wall? While you in the parking lot, cause it's right, like, right?

• 1:25:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:12Bobby Lee?

  You see his name on the wall?

• 1:25:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Are you mad about the name placement there or no?

• 1:25:16Speaker 05

  No, I, I, it didn't matter.

• 1:25:19Bobby Lee?

  It didn't matter, okay. Some people complain. Why do I gotta be, you know?

• 1:25:23Speaker 03

  Can you choose ever?

• 1:25:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:25:25Speaker 03

  No?

• 1:25:25Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:25:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:25:26Speaker 05

  So there's no need to complain, if you can't choose.

• 1:25:28Bobby Lee?

  You can't choose, yeah.

• 1:25:30Speaker 05

  But, cause they chose you to get on the wall and they did a little barbecue for you out there. And they did all that stuff and they, they painted you what they painted you.

• 1:25:37Bobby Lee?

  What, what year was that?

• 1:25:39Speaker 05

  Twenty-two? No, twenty-three.

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  Twenty-three, yeah, wow. Did E get past you or Emily?

• 1:25:47Speaker 05

  Who?

• 1:25:47Bobby Lee?

  Whoever made you a paid regular, who was it?

• 1:25:50Speaker 05

  Um, I forget. I think it was, um...

• 1:25:54Bobby Lee?

  Was it a lady or a man?

• 1:25:55Speaker 05

  Man.

• 1:25:56Bobby Lee?

  It was probably Adam Eget, yeah.

• 1:25:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:25:58Bobby Lee?

  Eget past you, wow. I've never seen your name on the wall.

• 1:26:04Speaker 05

  Because you, you, uh, probably, uh, because when you in the parking lot, you're bumping.

• 1:26:09Speaker 05

  Not very aware of what's going on there. And scurrying out the parking lot.

• 1:26:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Alright, check, um, Ali's deeds, my father on YouTube. Let me say something, man. This shit's the future, you know, I, you know, I, you know, I.

• 1:26:23Speaker 05

  Do I have an OnlyFans? Is that an OnlyFans thing? No, that's TikTok.

• 1:26:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's TikTok.

• 1:26:29Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm like, what? Is that OnlyFans? Goddamn OnlyFans?

• 1:26:34Bobby Lee?

  What would you show on OnlyFans?

• 1:26:35Speaker 05

  Nothing.

• 1:26:38Speaker 05

  I wouldn't be on there. I'd be on there showing pictures of my ladies, like, y'all wanna?

• 1:26:44Bobby Lee?

  Tour dates, San Antonio, Majestic Theater, we got Corpus Christi. I haven't played Corpus in 20 years, man.

• 1:26:50Speaker 05

  Oh, man, let me tell you something.

• 1:26:51Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about Corpus.

• 1:26:52Speaker 05

  I struggle in Corpus. Like, this is the only place on it, like, we, most of these shows before this, we added shows, added theater shows, just doubling up, added arena shows. Fucking Corpus, I probably got 400 tickets sold in Corpus, this big ass, it's like Corpus don't fuck with me.

• 1:27:09Bobby Lee?

  It's not a personal thing.

• 1:27:11Speaker 05

  I know, it's like, it's a fishing town. They're like, yo, is he so in bass?

• 1:27:17Bobby Lee?

  I mean.

• 1:27:17Speaker 05

  Corpus is rough.

• 1:27:18Bobby Lee?

  I have, I have friends that are sellout headliners that are struggling to sell tickets because of the economy we're in.

• 1:27:26Speaker 05

  No, I'm only struggling in Corpus.

• 1:27:31Speaker 05

  No, this is Corpus.

• 1:27:33Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know, but what if Corpus has things going on in their economy?

• 1:27:37Speaker 05

  In Corpus?

• 1:27:41Speaker 05

  Goddamn.

• 1:27:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're selling out everywhere.

• 1:27:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, but Corpus is like, Corpus is fucking lowering my self-esteem.

• 1:27:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but don't, dude, I, I'm telling you right now, I played Atlantic City. He's got Atlantic City too. I played Atlantic City, not there, somewhere else, and I, for the first time in my life, was shell shocked.

• 1:28:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:28:02Bobby Lee?

  He wanted to die.

• 1:28:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:28:03Bobby Lee?

  I literally was gonna kill myself that night.

• 1:28:04Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:28:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I. Yeah, yeah, what? I had maybe, I sold maybe a thousand tickets.

• 1:28:13Speaker 00

  A lot of people.

• 1:28:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what?

• 1:28:15Speaker 00

  It was so massive, they even blocked off the entire.

• 1:28:17Bobby Lee?

  You know how they put the drapes and the different walls?

• 1:28:20Speaker 05

  With me, it's a thousand people. And that's whether it's what you normally do. You know what I'm saying? But it's still a thousand people.

• 1:28:32Speaker 00

  It's a lot of people.

• 1:28:33Speaker 05

  That's a lot of people. You know, Corpus Christi is twenty-six hundred people. It's a twenty-six hundred thing. It's gonna be four hundred people.

• 1:28:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. Mine was a three thousand seat venue.

• 1:28:46Speaker 05

  And you got a thousand?

• 1:28:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have four hundred and how many? Twenty-five hundred?

• 1:28:50Speaker 05

  Twenty-five hundred.

• 1:28:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's way. Spread it out!

• 1:28:56Bobby Lee?

  What is it? What is it? What's the date?

• 1:28:58Speaker 05

  Just think, I just did, I just did in Baltimore, I was at an arena that we sold out twice. Um, Memphis, we sold out the Orpheum three nights in a row.

• 1:29:09Bobby Lee?

  That's what I do, cancel.

• 1:29:10Speaker 05

  I can't, I gotta crack the code on Corpus.

• 1:29:12Bobby Lee?

  There's no code in Corpus.

• 1:29:15Bobby Lee?

  All right, just can't, that's what I do. I, I call my people two weeks in. I go, what is, what is the percentage? And they go, it's this? I go, I'm out.

• 1:29:24Speaker 05

  I'm like, yo, I'm bringing mullet to Corpus Christi. Handing out fishing tackles. I'm like, yo, something gonna have to happen.

• 1:29:31Bobby Lee?

  All right, give Ali a round of applause, everybody.

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