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1:48 Bobby Lee? Who is Luke?
1:51 Bobby Lee? Don't even, who's Luke? Yeah, yeah, Luke.
1:53 Speaker 00 I panicked, I panicked. Are we already gone? I only had a second.
1:56 Bobby Lee? You can do whatever you want to do, but I'm just saying.
1:58 Speaker 00 You have to think about it.
1:59 Bobby Lee? Who is Luke?
2:00 Speaker 00 Aren't, isn't there usually like some juggy demo?
2:03 Speaker 03 Who sits next to you? What are you doing?
2:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He, he got deported.
2:08 Speaker 03 You're at the top of your game.
2:10 Bobby Lee? Oh, that guy. Yeah, yeah, no. No, he's in, he's in Texas. You're talking about a high man.
2:14 Speaker 03 I don't know, man. Do I sit with Luke or what do I do?
2:17 Bobby Lee? You already don't like Luke. I don't know. You already don't like Luke.
2:20 Speaker 03 Oh, I like Luke.
2:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You came in, I thought I should have said something. No, you don't talk to the guests.
2:26 Speaker 00 He's new.
2:26 Bobby Lee? I come in, I go, hey.
2:28 Speaker 03 Who the fuck is Luke? What the fuck is happening?
2:32 Bobby Lee? I just didn't say. I know. He's a new.
2:34 Speaker 03 I come up to your lair.
2:37 Bobby Lee? Hold on, hold on, hold on. If I didn't say something, it'd be weird. Luke, you fucked it up. Who is Luke? I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. Why did you fuck it up? I don't know what's happening. I, I know. Listen, Luke, I, I want to say this from now on, all right? Okay, okay. Sometimes we get big guests here. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? We got the Frank, Dave Franco coming in one, in a week.
2:54 Speaker 00 Couple of ways, yeah.
2:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Bigger guest, Thomas, but, um.
2:58 Speaker 03 No, IMDB Star, go Star Meter. Star Meter, pull it up.
3:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thomas, bigger guest, but I'm just saying, sometimes Luke.
3:05 Speaker 03 Let's go Star Meter.
3:05 Bobby Lee? Put your headphones on, Luke, right?
3:09 Bobby Lee? Sometimes I get big guests here, right? Yeah, I know. And you don't touch.
3:12 Speaker 03 Don't stare the guest.
3:13 Bobby Lee? Don't stare the guest. You don't talk to them.
3:15 Speaker 03 What are you doing, man?
3:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was scary. You fucked up.
3:20 Speaker 03 Bobby, Bobby talks first. You don't say shit outside of the family. Bobby talks to me.
3:26 Bobby Lee? What the fuck are we?
3:27 Speaker 03 You have something to say to me, Luke?
3:28 Bobby Lee? What are we doing over here?
3:28 Speaker 03 You say it through Bobby.
3:29 Bobby Lee? Okay, I'm the fucking boss over here, okay? Okay. All right, so let me tell you something.
3:33 Speaker 03 Who the fuck is Luke?
3:34 Bobby Lee? Who the fuck is Luke, huh? Can you tell him? You know what?
3:36 Speaker 03 You come in, you got no parlay. Who the fuck is Luke?
3:40 Bobby Lee? We know Tony Tooton. Yeah, but you, who the fuck is Luke?
3:43 Speaker 03 I'm more concerned, Luke. Okay, what is the point difference on IMDB? Between Dave Franco?
3:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
3:51 Speaker 03 Oh, I'm buck ninety-nine.
3:53 Bobby Lee? That's good.
3:54 Speaker 03 By the way.
3:55 Bobby Lee? Eight, six, three.
3:56 Speaker 00 Look, he's going down. He's going down.
3:58 Bobby Lee? He's going down. You're going up.
4:00 Speaker 00 You're going up.
4:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going down.
4:03 Speaker 00 You're going up.
4:03 Bobby Lee? You're going up, right?
4:06 Speaker 03 We're only like eleven hundred apart.
4:08 Bobby Lee? I know, that's, that's good.
4:10 Speaker 03 Keep in mind, Bobby.
4:11 Bobby Lee? What, what are you, what, what the pointing lately?
4:13 Speaker 03 Keep in mind.
4:15 Bobby Lee? What's the point lately?
4:16 Speaker 03 It's so that Luke knows I'm not talking to him.
4:18 Bobby Lee? I know, this is a new thing you're doing.
4:19 Speaker 03 I'm never talking to Luke.
4:20 Bobby Lee? I, I know. The pointing thing, though, is new, but, uh.
4:24 Speaker 03 Oh, we came hard. What's Bobby at? Four grand. That's pretty good. Now, keep in mind, Bobby, Bobby.
4:29 Bobby Lee? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
4:29 Speaker 03 Bobby, before you.
4:30 Bobby Lee? Is higher better?
4:31 Speaker 03 No, he's beating you by 3,000.
4:33 Speaker 04 He's beating you by 3,000.
4:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, alright, so.
4:35 Speaker 03 You want to have the lowest number possible.
4:37 Bobby Lee? Oh, you want to go low on it?
4:39 Speaker 04 I'm a skull.
4:39 Bobby Lee? Oh, I see.
4:40 Speaker 03 Bobby, hey, when's that photo from?
4:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:42 Speaker 03 Go back to Bobby's photo.
4:45 Speaker 03 Oh my god, look at that little twink.
4:46 Bobby Lee? Oh, so 4,452 is not that bad, good?
4:50 Speaker 03 Is that your, is that also?
4:51 Bobby Lee? That's not good.
4:52 Speaker 03 Is that also your Grindr profile picture?
4:55 Speaker 03 You're gonna stay busy.
4:56 Bobby Lee? Oh, you're gonna laugh at that, Luke? You're gonna laugh at the Grindr joke that Thomas?
4:59 Speaker 04 He's a gus, he's a gus!
5:03 Bobby Lee? Where do you know Thomas from?
5:04 Speaker 03 This used to be a podcast for men.
5:06 Bobby Lee? I know.
5:07 Speaker 03 We used to have, you brought a boy. You brought a boy to a men's podcast.
5:12 Speaker 04 No, no, I'm a man, I...
5:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, how old are you, Luke?
5:15 Speaker 04 I'm 25.
5:16 Bobby Lee? 25, yeah, that's kinda man.
5:19 Bobby Lee? That's kinda man, that's, yeah.
5:20 Speaker 03 Luke, what's your IMDb?
5:25 Speaker 04 I got some...
5:26 Speaker 03 This used to be, this used to be lying.
5:29 Bobby Lee? I know.
5:30 Speaker 04 I don't even know if I have a picture.
5:32 Speaker 03 Some juggy dimwit.
5:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Nothing.
5:35 Speaker 04 It doesn't even come up.
5:36 Speaker 03 You don't have an IMDb?
5:37 Speaker 04 I think I have something, I don't know if it's a picture.
5:39 Bobby Lee? You've never done anything?
5:40 Speaker 04 I did a short film that I think is on there.
5:44 Speaker 03 Show it to me.
5:44 Speaker 04 I know that it comes up!
5:46 Bobby Lee? Oh, Luke Binko, here we go. 923,000.
5:51 Speaker 04 That's not fair!
5:52 Speaker 03 You're almost at a million.
5:53 Speaker 04 I'm trending up, I'm trending up.
5:54 Bobby Lee? You're a director!
5:55 Speaker 04 Director.
5:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, you directed a short film.
5:57 Speaker 03 Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, wait. Hey, this is crazy.
6:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
6:01 Speaker 03 There are more people than that?
6:05 Speaker 03 On IMDb?
6:07 Bobby Lee? Come on!
6:08 Speaker 03 We're almost at a million people.
6:09 Speaker 04 Oh, some searches are...
6:11 Speaker 03 Now, keep in mind, Bobby, you gotta keep in mind...
6:13 Bobby Lee? I had no idea, that was half a million...
6:15 Speaker 03 You also gotta keep in mind...
6:17 Bobby Lee? Yes.
6:17 Speaker 03 And Luke, I really like you a lot, but...
6:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
6:20 Speaker 03 Don't even look at me.
6:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
6:24 Speaker 03 Okay, so everybody, by the way, and this is just a thing.
6:27 Bobby Lee? Yes, Thomas.
6:28 Speaker 03 Bobby, you're around in the fours, I'm catching up with your buddy Dave Franco, I see why you're having him on. Obviously, he's in the eights, that's a wonderful place to be.
6:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
6:36 Speaker 03 You gotta keep in mind...
6:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
6:37 Speaker 03 You don't lose your IMDb profile when you die.
6:41 Bobby Lee? Oh, I see.
6:42 Speaker 03 So if you are famous, if you're in the top 5,000, which you are...
6:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
6:46 Speaker 03 You are now, you're competing with people alive...
6:49 Bobby Lee? And dead.
6:50 Speaker 03 Luke?
6:50 Bobby Lee? Luke.
6:51 Speaker 03 And dead.
6:53 Speaker 03 Okay.
6:54 Bobby Lee? And then, dude.
6:55 Speaker 03 So there's only, in the history of, in the history of show business.
6:58 Bobby Lee? Show business.
6:59 Speaker 03 There are only eleven hundred.
7:01 Bobby Lee? Mort Saul, Mort Saul. What is Mort Saul's IMDb? Mort Saul, Mort Saul. He died in M O R T, I think S A H L, maybe?
7:09 Speaker 03 Look, you don't know who Mort Saul is.
7:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you get out of the business. Get out of the business. Let's go Mort Saul.
7:14 Speaker 03 Okay, so you gotta get mine.
7:16 Bobby Lee? Mort Saul died forty, fifty years ago.
7:17 Speaker 03 Bobby, if you're at four, four thousand four, which you are, it's a very nice number.
7:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
7:21 Speaker 03 You gotta remember.
7:21 Bobby Lee? Yes.
7:22 Speaker 03 There's gotta be a hundred and two hundred people on that list ahead of you who are dead.
7:27 Bobby Lee? Oh, I see, I understand.
7:28 Speaker 03 Right?
7:28 Bobby Lee? I understand that.
7:29 Speaker 03 Show us what's up with those Mort Sauls, that.
7:31 Bobby Lee? Um, Mort Saul is at a hundred and...
7:34 Speaker 03 Thousand.
7:34 Bobby Lee? Hundred thousand.
7:35 Speaker 03 You beat, Luke, congrats, you beat Mort Saul. Barely.
7:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you barely beat.
7:39 Speaker 03 You barely beat a man who's been dead for twenty years.
7:44 Bobby Lee? Oh, my god.
7:45 Speaker 03 Guys, what do we do? We take calls and we talk?
7:48 Bobby Lee? Wait, I thought you said to lower the better the...
7:51 Speaker 03 Yeah, you want the lower.
7:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
7:52 Speaker 03 Yeah, lower, I was in like one is number. Who's number one right now?
7:54 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, I gotta, no, no.
7:56 Speaker 03 I gotta, I gotta, don't show me. How much if I'm right?
7:59 Bobby Lee? Oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's play again.
8:01 Speaker 03 How much if I'm right?
8:02 Bobby Lee? All right, all right, all right, can I guess?
8:04 Speaker 03 Yep.
8:04 Bobby Lee? Brad Pitt.
8:05 Speaker 03 Can I? Uh, Sydney Sweeney.
8:07 Bobby Lee? Show to me.
8:08 Speaker 03 Zendaya. Right, uh, think right, no, think right now, who do you think it is?
8:12 Speaker 02 It can be Brad Pitt, Bobby.
8:14 Bobby Lee? I fucked up, can I, can I get another one?
8:15 Speaker 03 You say Brad Pitt? No, you're out.
8:17 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, why, why am I out?
8:18 Speaker 03 Okay, you're back in.
8:19 Bobby Lee? I didn't know what the game was.
8:20 Speaker 03 Bobby's back in.
8:21 Bobby Lee? What? You said Zendaya?
8:22 Speaker 03 You said Zendaya?
8:23 Bobby Lee? Zendaya.
8:23 Speaker 02 I think, I think you, Sydney Sweeney beats out Zendaya.
8:26 Bobby Lee? I, I, I think it's Chalamet.
8:27 Speaker 03 Or?
8:27 Bobby Lee? Chalamet.
8:28 Speaker 03 Is it Chalamet or is it just a straight up Jacob Elordi like a dream?
8:30 Speaker 02 Oh, Jacob Elordi, I'm gonna go with Jacob Elordi.
8:32 Bobby Lee? It's one of those four people. I'm going Chalamet, I'm going Chalamet.
8:33 Speaker 03 Chalamet? Here, we, Sweeney.
8:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, here we go.
8:36 Speaker 03 You guys are missing a very popular film right now, so it's boosting up their star. Oh, god damn it. Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
8:41 Bobby Lee? Number one is...
8:43 Speaker 02 Oh, Off Campus.
8:44 Bobby Lee? Oh, and Indy from Obsession. I love, oh, Al.
8:48 Speaker 03 Alfred Molina Three?
8:50 Bobby Lee? Al, Alfred.
8:51 Speaker 02 Tina Davis, okay.
8:53 Speaker 03 Tina Davis is number four?
8:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
8:56 Speaker 03 Is this, this is on our, or the Earth timeline that we're in?
9:00 Speaker 03 Yeah.
9:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
9:01 Speaker 03 Same, this is our timeline, right?
9:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
9:04 Speaker 03 Okay.
9:05 Bobby Lee? Well, based on this, I don't feel bad about my number.
9:08 Speaker 02 Wait, Gilbert, I think there's a little bit of a confusion here.
9:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I don't think you got it right.
9:11 Speaker 03 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
9:12 Bobby Lee? I think you got it wrong.
9:12 Speaker 03 No, this is people, top star. Stop Star Meter, and that's the very top, show, and it's number one. This is director.
9:18 Speaker 04 Actors.
9:19 Speaker 03 Number one.
9:19 Speaker 04 Number one.
9:20 Speaker 03 I get it, she's in a cool thing.
9:21 Speaker 04 But you could go by actor.
9:22 Speaker 03 No, no, no.
9:22 Bobby Lee? Let's go by actor, let's go by actor, let's go by actor.
9:24 Speaker 03 Uh oh.
9:25 Bobby Lee? Okay, here we go.
9:25 Speaker 03 Uh oh.
9:26 Bobby Lee? Here we go. Alfred Molina.
9:29 Speaker 03 Is that?
9:30 Bobby Lee? How is that even?
9:31 Speaker 04 Did something happen to him?
9:32 Speaker 03 This is in our time.
9:34 Speaker 04 Stuff we're all crazy.
9:36 Speaker 03 Guys, we love Alfred Molina.
9:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:40 Speaker 03 He's a genius.
9:40 Bobby Lee? He's a genius.
9:42 Speaker 03 But I'm a little thrown that he's the most famous person.
9:45 Bobby Lee? He was great in Indiana Jones. It was that part.
9:47 Speaker 03 In the history of the world?
9:49 Bobby Lee? Remember that big, that, that, that big ball that Jason after?
9:52 Speaker 03 Yeah, of course.
9:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that scene.
9:53 Speaker 03 Throw you the whip.
9:54 Speaker 04 Bill Pullman.
9:54 Speaker 02 Bill Pullman.
9:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, wow.
9:56 Speaker 02 It's his son that's starring in that Sally Field movie that's doing well on this. The Remarkably Bright Creatures.
10:01 Speaker 04 Yeah.
10:01 Bobby Lee? Wow, so, okay.
10:03 Speaker 02 Makes sense, because Off Campus is really, really.
10:06 Bobby Lee? An obsession was one of the best movies I've seen in a long time.
10:09 Speaker 03 Do you see Dongs in it? Is one of these shows where you see some Dongs?
10:12 Speaker 02 No, that's either rivalry, that's dong.
10:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you see heated?
10:16 Speaker 03 I haven't seen that yet.
10:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
10:17 Speaker 03 So I've just got the Dongs out.
10:18 Bobby Lee? I love the Dongs.
10:21 Speaker 04 Quote it.
10:22 Bobby Lee? Those Dongs, those Ice Dongs? Dude, have you ever seen Ice Dongs?
10:25 Speaker 03 No, by the way.
10:26 Bobby Lee? They're frozen.
10:27 Speaker 03 Oh, just a show called Ice Dongs.
10:32 Speaker 03 Luke, I'm sorry, we hit it off so bad.
10:34 Speaker 04 No, it was really my fault, and I want to apologize.
10:36 Speaker 03 You know, we're from a different generation.
10:39 Speaker 04 No, I should.
10:40 Speaker 03 We made our bones when you were.
10:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, back then.
10:42 Speaker 03 What year were you born?
10:44 Speaker 04 Two thousand one.
10:44 Bobby Lee? Oh. That's when I booked Mad TV.
10:49 Bobby Lee? Literally. Yeah, yeah, two thousand one, yeah, yeah. I was on television when you were born.
10:55 Speaker 03 Oh, I'd had three shows canceled.
10:58 Speaker 03 I'd had at least two shows canceled.
10:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:00 Speaker 03 Before you were born.
11:01 Bobby Lee? Reno, what was that, late nineties or?
11:03 Speaker 03 Reno started, we shot the pilot in nineteen ninety nine.
11:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, wow.
11:07 Speaker 03 So. Yeah, so Reno was. It got picked up for like three years because it just sat on the shelf for all.
11:11 Bobby Lee? Mm hmm. What a show, though, huh?
11:13 Speaker 03 What a show.
11:13 Bobby Lee? What a show.
11:14 Speaker 03 Luke, you seen it?
11:15 Speaker 04 It's one of the best pilot episodes. I always think the cold opens, one of the funniest cold opens in any show ever.
11:20 Speaker 03 You made a beautiful piece.
11:24 Speaker 03 If you haven't eaten anything.
11:26 Bobby Lee? That quick, Tom?
11:27 Speaker 03 You ever need anything at all?
11:28 Bobby Lee? You turned that quick?
11:29 Speaker 04 Of course.
11:30 Bobby Lee? You turned that quick?
11:31 Speaker 03 You need anything, you come to me, right?
11:32 Speaker 04 Right, I will do.
11:33 Speaker 03 Bobby can't help you.
11:35 Speaker 04 I know.
11:35 Speaker 03 Bobby only has influence in certain circles.
11:37 Speaker 04 Yeah. You're number 1,999.
11:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah. Come to me.
11:40 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:41 Speaker 03 And then I get you to Franco.
11:42 Speaker 04 Right, right, right.
11:44 Bobby Lee? Okay.
11:45 Speaker 03 You're a good boy.
11:45 Bobby Lee? Wow, you turned fast.
11:46 Speaker 03 He's a good boy.
11:48 Bobby Lee? I know, you're a good boy.
11:49 Speaker 04 I had no idea.
11:49 Speaker 03 You're a good boy, Luke. You're a good boy. Bobby is a good boy.
11:53 Bobby Lee? He went from hate to love real quick. But, um, wow, really smart.
11:57 Speaker 03 Whose car is in the driveway? Is that Luke's?
12:00 Speaker 02 That's Bobby's.
12:00 Bobby Lee? Is it the blue one?
12:01 Speaker 03 Yeah.
12:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's mine.
12:05 Speaker 04 I think it's a great car.
12:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think, Tom, about my car?
12:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, the blue one. Hyundai.
12:15 Speaker 03 I was hoping it was...
12:16 Bobby Lee? Korean.
12:16 Speaker 03 You had an intern of some kind.
12:17 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, no.
12:20 Speaker 03 It's like...
12:20 Bobby Lee? Fuck you, Tom.
12:21 Speaker 03 Yeah, fuck you back.
12:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:23 Speaker 03 I was hoping that there was some intern who's like into Hello Kitty or something. Because it's a confusing car.
12:30 Speaker 04 It is.
12:31 Bobby Lee? It is.
12:31 Speaker 03 It confused me.
12:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What confused about it?
12:34 Speaker 03 Uh, I was like, that can't be Bobby's car.
12:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:37 Speaker 03 Bobby's flashy.
12:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
12:39 Speaker 03 Bobby lives, you know, he's got a cool lifestyle.
12:41 Bobby Lee? Can I give you some fun facts, Tom?
12:42 Speaker 03 No.
12:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, well, I am gonna give it to you.
12:44 Speaker 03 All right. He gave it to you.
12:46 Bobby Lee? Free.
12:47 Speaker 03 Correct.
12:47 Bobby Lee? Right.
12:48 Speaker 03 Correct.
12:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so Hyundai gives me a car.
12:50 Speaker 03 So it answers the question, if someone gave you a free light blue... Light brew, light blue Elantra.
12:58 Speaker 03 Do you take it?
12:59 Bobby Lee? Yes.
12:59 Speaker 03 And you didn't say, "Is this a test?"
13:02 Bobby Lee? No, no, no. I took it.
13:03 Speaker 03 So...
13:04 Bobby Lee? So every year they...
13:04 Speaker 03 Does it have to have a heated rivalry bumper sticker on it? Does it say, "Follow me to watch heated rivalries"?
13:11 Speaker 04 Ice dogs is the license plate?
13:13 Speaker 03 Ice dogs.
13:15 Speaker 03 Brought here by Elantra.
13:17 Bobby Lee? You're quick today, Tom. Tom, you're very quick today.
13:21 Speaker 03 Be careful.
13:21 Speaker 04 I don't know, I don't know.
13:23 Speaker 03 Just be very careful.
13:25 Bobby Lee? You're invited in now, now you be careful.
13:28 Speaker 03 Now you do something for me, okay?
13:31 Speaker 04 I don't know.
13:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you don't know much about old school show business.
13:35 Speaker 04 I know.
13:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you don't stand up and go, "Hi, my name is Lu Lu Lu Luke." That's what he did, didn't he not? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why did you do that? Sick a lot, you weren't here.
13:45 Speaker 02 Okay.
13:45 Bobby Lee? Tom comes in.
13:46 Speaker 03 I was wondering where you were. I thought you got replaced by Luke.
13:50 Speaker 02 Luke.
13:51 Bobby Lee? It made a mad.
13:51 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Then he thought Jaime was supposed to be here.
13:54 Speaker 03 I don't know who that is.
13:56 Bobby Lee? He's the person that you referenced earlier.
13:58 Speaker 04 No, I think he was referencing.
14:00 Bobby Lee? Oh, you're referencing.
14:02 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah.
14:06 Speaker 03 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:08 Bobby Lee? What's going on here?
14:09 Speaker 03 I usually said.
14:10 Bobby Lee? No, no, what, what, what?
14:12 Speaker 03 I said. I said, I said, there's usually a stone cold fox.
14:19 Speaker 03 Who's been replaced by a tween.
14:20 Bobby Lee? No, where's that dumb dumb or whatever I thought you said?
14:24 Speaker 03 Luke, what do you think?
14:26 Bobby Lee? What did he say about?
14:27 Speaker 04 Light blue Elantra.
14:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what do you think about it?
14:29 Speaker 04 I think it's sick and it has a special mode in it. It has like that button you can flip up and you.
14:33 Speaker 03 And it plays heated rivalry.
14:36 Speaker 03 What does that Elantra do?
14:38 Bobby Lee? It has a speed mode.
14:40 Speaker 04 Yeah.
14:40 Bobby Lee? Just like the Batmobile.
14:41 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
14:42 Speaker 03 What about, explain? Uh, deep, uh, please enhance.
14:45 Bobby Lee? Well, I'll, I'll give you the enhancement because it was a reference between, for you, because you were in The Dark Knight Rises.
14:51 Speaker 03 Thank you.
14:53 Bobby Lee? Bam. And that's what I was referring to.
14:56 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:56 Bobby Lee? This is a real, this is a real movie star here, Luke, as well.
14:59 Speaker 03 Well.
15:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he doesn't just do broad, silly, desert comedy in Nevada or wherever.
15:06 Speaker 03 What did I say about you?
15:07 Speaker 02 What do you do up front?
15:08 Speaker 03 What's that?
15:08 Speaker 02 What did he do wrong?
15:09 Speaker 03 No, he's just, uh, he's not a made man.
15:14 Speaker 03 He's very like, "Hey, I'm Bobby's little buddy. I'm gonna sit in your lap."
15:21 Speaker 03 I'm like, "Bobby, this is, we're men talking here."
15:26 Speaker 03 I don't know. He's just like, I walk in, his fucking kermit's all over me.
15:30 Speaker 04 No, no.
15:32 Bobby Lee? He loves you.
15:33 Speaker 03 Luke.
15:33 Bobby Lee? That's why he's doing it.
15:34 Speaker 03 I wouldn't goof around if I didn't love you.
15:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:36 Speaker 03 You goof around because we have podcasts to fill.
15:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
15:42 Speaker 03 I'm glad you're back.
15:45 Bobby Lee? What is going on with you today? You're so funny today. God, you're fast. You're fast and on.
15:51 Speaker 03 Yeah, I'm in that picture. You know, um...
15:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
15:55 Bobby Lee? I didn't see you at Ted Sarandos' house this year.
15:58 Speaker 03 I didn't. I've never been invited to that. Are you in that photo?
16:02 Bobby Lee? I am in the photo.
16:02 Speaker 03 Can we put the photo up?
16:05 Speaker 03 Are you in the problematic corner or a different?
16:07 Bobby Lee? No, I'm in a, um...
16:08 Speaker 03 Do you know what I mean?
16:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm in the middle. I'm center.
16:10 Speaker 03 You're not in the problematic?
16:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, no, no, no. There's some liberals.
16:12 Speaker 02 Wait, I want to see the problematic.
16:13 Speaker 03 There are a couple of liberals. Oh, so you stood by the snowflake?
16:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, well, I'm a liberal. I'm a liberal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:23 Speaker 03 You call me. This lib over here. You work for me and Frank are on that, okay? You work for me and you work for Frank. Don't ever, you never go to Bobby again. Bobby's dead to us. We love Bobby, but he's dead.
16:41 Bobby Lee? You're like Sinatra today. I love him. You have Sinatra.
16:43 Speaker 03 All right, let's go around the photo.
16:48 Bobby Lee? Let's go around the photo. All right.
16:51 Speaker 03 Okay, down in the lower right.
16:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:53 Speaker 03 And let's try to pick people that we have great, nice things to say about. Kerry Kenyon, one of my best friends in the world.
16:58 Bobby Lee? Very, very good.
16:58 Speaker 03 Right there in front of Will Forte, looking just like me.
17:00 Bobby Lee? Yes.
17:01 Speaker 03 When I have the mustache.
17:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the Letterman, you know what I mean?
17:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, we know John Stewart very well.
17:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, can we go to...
17:07 Speaker 03 Good friend of ours. We got Ricky Lynn.
17:08 Bobby Lee? That's not too good. That's not me. Uh, can we go to the...
17:10 Speaker 03 Did you just misidentify yourself as someone else? Well, Will Forte's not me, but boy, it really does seem like, even to me. Even to me, it seems like it. Yeah.
17:18 Bobby Lee? Go up, go up, go up.
17:20 Speaker 03 Sarandos, you got...
17:20 Bobby Lee? Jimmy Yang, yeah, yeah. There I am. Do you see me?
17:23 Speaker 03 Uh, enhance?
17:24 Speaker 02 Oh, right there.
17:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, right, right.
17:26 Speaker 03 Enhance, please.
17:28 Speaker 03 Hans?
17:28 Bobby Lee? It adds. Yeah, next to-
17:30 Speaker 03 Bobby, that's a cute shot of you. I like it.
17:31 Bobby Lee? It's a good shot.
17:32 Speaker 03 Yeah.
17:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:33 Speaker 03 It's cute. Are you standing next to Whitney?
17:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Kate Hudson's in front of me.
17:36 Speaker 03 I know Kate.
17:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
17:37 Speaker 03 We did a picture. We did a couple pictures together.
17:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
17:39 Speaker 03 Maybe you've heard, uh, Jake, you ever- Picture? Did you ever heard of a picture called, uh- I don't think- You ever heard of a picture called, uh-
17:46 Bobby Lee? A motion picture?
17:47 Speaker 03 Yeah.
17:47 Bobby Lee? It's a motion picture.
17:48 Speaker 03 It's a talkie.
17:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. It's a talkie.
17:50 Speaker 03 Kate and I did two pic- we did a couple pictures. We did, uh-
17:52 Bobby Lee? Was it on 35 millimeter?
17:54 Speaker 03 Yeah.
17:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
17:55 Speaker 03 It actually was.
17:56 Bobby Lee? Not digital, not digital.
17:56 Speaker 03 We're in a- we're in a movie called Lud Divorce.
17:58 Bobby Lee? Oh, very good movie.
17:59 Speaker 03 Also standing by Jerry Seinfeld. I was in his movie last, uh, year or two ago. You got Dulce Sloan over there. Look at that. You got all- it's a good mix.
18:06 Bobby Lee? You work a lot, Tom.
18:08 Speaker 03 Uh-
18:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, you work a lot.
18:09 Speaker 03 It would seem like it.
18:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the first year I was invited to this, uh, charade.
18:14 Speaker 03 There's Louis. We know Louis.
18:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, I was grateful to be invited, yeah.
18:18 Speaker 02 Oh, this is the funky corner.
18:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's the funky corner.
18:21 Speaker 03 Jelly Roll, not legally a comedian?
18:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:25 Speaker 03 Legally.
18:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:26 Speaker 03 What family is he in if he's a comedian?
18:28 Bobby Lee? Now, Odenkirk Sketch Guy.
18:30 Speaker 03 Uh, Bob Odenkirk, of course.
18:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:31 Speaker 03 Mr. Show, bro.
18:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, he belongs there.
18:33 Speaker 03 Yeah, Mr. Show.
18:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:35 Speaker 03 Malina Ackerman?
18:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:36 Speaker 03 Malin Ackerman. We call it Malin is the way we say that.
18:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
18:40 Speaker 03 Malin Ackerman.
18:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:41 Speaker 03 Ronnie Chang.
18:42 Bobby Lee? Yep.
18:43 Speaker 02 Ronnie Chang is suspiciously unhappy and all the way in the corner.
18:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he came late.
18:48 Speaker 02 Oh, I see.
18:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he-
18:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, you got McBrieger in the back.
18:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:51 Speaker 03 Who's a plaid boy over here? I don't know who that is. Who's this guy?
18:54 Bobby Lee? I have- I have no idea.
18:56 Speaker 03 Bill Simmons? Who is it? Bill Simmons. Oh, he's famous. Yeah, yeah, famous. Is he a little bit sportsy?
19:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
19:02 Speaker 03 That's why I don't know it.
19:02 Bobby Lee? And there's Will Sasso.
19:04 Speaker 03 We know Will Sasso.
19:05 Bobby Lee? Old Will.
19:06 Speaker 03 Okay.
19:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
19:06 Speaker 03 You don't want to laugh harder than you're ever gonna laugh in your whole life.
19:09 Bobby Lee? Okay, Kate, you're double c-
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19:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, anyway, you know, I mean, I, you know, I, I feel bad for him.
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24:12 Speaker 03 Okay, you don't want to laugh harder than you're ever gonna laugh. You must remember, uh, uh, Will's unbelievable bit that he does, Will Sasso does a bit.
24:24 Speaker 03 As Randy Newman.
24:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
24:25 Speaker 03 Has been asked to write a song for Star Wars.
24:28 Bobby Lee? No, no, I didn't see, I didn't see that.
24:30 Speaker 03 I'm sure we can't play, but everyone should look up Will Sasso's Randy Newman sings a song for Star Wars.
24:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
24:38 Speaker 03 It's one of the great, if you're ever like having the worst day of your life.
24:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
24:41 Speaker 03 What's your number one go to of your own work that cracks you up, that cheers you up?
24:45 Bobby Lee? Wait, I don't.
24:46 Speaker 03 Do you have something that cheers you up?
24:47 Bobby Lee? Tom, Tom, Tom.
24:48 Speaker 03 Yeah.
24:48 Bobby Lee? I don't literally, I don't watch myself.
24:50 Speaker 03 Yeah, I don't really either, but I will watch, I'll watch like Mad TV and stuff to cheer myself up.
24:55 Bobby Lee? I know, but I'll watch, you know, I mean, something that you're in and it'll crack me up. Like I'll, I'll be on TikTok and I'll see a clip on for Reno.
25:02 Speaker 03 Reno is better now.
25:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:03 Speaker 03 Now that TikTok exists.
25:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
25:05 Speaker 03 We never should have been more than 45 seconds.
25:08 Bobby Lee? No, no, but great clips.
25:10 Speaker 03 Yeah, great clips, great, great clips.
25:11 Bobby Lee? Has that revived, you know, I mean, the, the Reno talk or no?
25:15 Speaker 03 Uh, I mean, I don't, you know, I think it, I don't, you know, I don't know if we'll do more, but I do know that.
25:22 Bobby Lee? You should.
25:22 Speaker 03 The show feels like it's more.
25:26 Speaker 03 Widely known now than even when it was a TV show.
25:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
25:29 Speaker 03 Like, because we're sort of built for a short attention span, you know, that we've.
25:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
25:33 Speaker 03 Really drifted into.
25:34 Bobby Lee? Long run.
25:35 Speaker 03 So, yeah, Will Sasso, what's your cheer, you got cheer up sketches, guys? Will, Will Sasso.
25:40 Bobby Lee? A Hope Corps?
25:41 Speaker 02 What is your comfort show, Bobby?
25:42 Bobby Lee? My comfort show.
25:43 Speaker 04 Yeah, West Wing.
25:44 Bobby Lee? Oh, what? West Wing, my, the first three.
25:46 Speaker 03 That's so goddamn heavy.
25:48 Bobby Lee? The first three seasons of West Wing, yeah, yeah, it's a comfort show. Seen the show? Have you seen the show?
25:54 Speaker 04 Uh, no.
25:55 Bobby Lee? Okay, you know what it's about?
25:56 Speaker 04 Aaron Sorkin talks about the people in the White House on the West Wing.
26:00 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's good.
26:01 Speaker 03 Fuck you, are you fucking Wikipedia over here?
26:04 Speaker 04 Aaron Sorkin.
26:05 Speaker 03 We say something when it's very funny.
26:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
26:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. So I, I, I just wanna say, guys, my energy right now-
26:12 Speaker 03 You're about to get unmade.
26:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Something had happened-
26:16 Speaker 03 Be very, very careful-
26:17 Speaker 04 I'm sorry.
26:18 Speaker 03 That the next thing you say is so fucking funny.
26:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
26:21 Speaker 03 I wanna pee my pants- -over here, okay?
26:24 Speaker 04 I'll think about it.
26:25 Bobby Lee? So, thirty minutes ago, something really tragic happened in my life. I got a call. I called you. Breaking news?
26:32 Speaker 02 You called me?
26:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I called you, and something tragic-
26:35 Speaker 02 I always only get the tragedy calls.
26:36 Bobby Lee? I know, no, no, no.
26:37 Speaker 02 I just start getting half calls.
26:39 Bobby Lee? I'm glad you came-
26:39 Speaker 03 Were we cancelling the podcast?
26:41 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, no, no, no.
26:42 Speaker 03 Was it, did I get a text that I didn't read that said-
26:44 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Of course, no, I was gonna plow through this.
26:47 Speaker 02 Oh, you did call me.
26:48 Bobby Lee? I did call you, yeah, yeah. So something had happened thirty minutes ago. It kinda broke my heart.
26:52 Speaker 03 That's worse than owning a light blue Elantra?
26:56 Bobby Lee? Maybe. Yeah, maybe, maybe. I don't even know legally if I, because we're fighting, should I even say-
27:01 Speaker 02 Let's try, and then-
27:03 Speaker 03 Well, are we gonna, do you have to bleep something?
27:04 Bobby Lee? I know, it's, it's just something that- You can say what happened. I can say what happened, but I think we're fighting through it. Okay, so, um, I'm on-
27:10 Speaker 03 Oh, is it bad business news?
27:11 Bobby Lee? It's a bad business news.
27:12 Speaker 03 Bad business news is you can talk about bad business news.
27:15 Bobby Lee? Why?
27:15 Speaker 03 It's not, I mean, we got the star meters up and everything.
27:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happened was, um-
27:20 Speaker 03 Yeah.
27:20 Bobby Lee? That's another thing I'm trying to stop doing, is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:23 Speaker 02 Why?
27:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, because-
27:25 Speaker 03 Stop beating yourself up.
27:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
27:26 Speaker 03 I fucking love you. Bobby's gotta stop beating himself up.
27:30 Speaker 04 Okay!
27:30 Speaker 03 And you're part of the fucking problem. Okay? You all-
27:34 Bobby Lee? I need support.
27:35 Speaker 03 Yes.
27:35 Bobby Lee? I need support from you. Energy.
27:37 Speaker 03 Fucking sit there like Wikipedia-
27:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
27:39 Speaker 03 -tearing this man, beautiful man apart.
27:41 Bobby Lee? So I'm on tour, and I, you know, I-
27:44 Speaker 03 Sold out the Chicago Theater, I just saw it. You sold out Chicago Theater?
27:47 Bobby Lee? Yes. So, it's pretending to that.
27:49 Speaker 03 Hmm? Yeah.
27:50 Bobby Lee? The, the information, the bad news.
27:52 Speaker 03 Oh, let's hear it.
27:52 Bobby Lee? Um, I got a call today-
27:54 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
27:55 Bobby Lee? Saying that you're banned from the Chicago Theater.
27:58 Speaker 03 Great, let me call some people in Chicago. What did you do?
28:01 Bobby Lee? Um, I'm not done with my-
28:03 Speaker 03 Yeah.
28:04 Bobby Lee? I'm banned from the Chicago Theater-
28:05 Speaker 03 And?
28:06 Bobby Lee? Uh, Madison Square Garden-
28:07 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
28:08 Bobby Lee? Orpheum, not Orpheum, um, Radio City Music Hall, and the Beacon for life.
28:14 Speaker 03 Because?
28:15 Speaker 02 I'm-
28:15 Bobby Lee? Because I showed my ass crack onstage.
28:17 Speaker 03 Bullshit.
28:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It wasn't even bad, that's why I was shocked. Yeah, they were all the-
28:20 Speaker 02 Wait, okay.
28:21 Speaker 03 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What universe is this? This is insane.
28:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
28:29 Speaker 03 First of all, it doesn't merit a phone call to her.
28:33 Bobby Lee? Why?
28:34 Speaker 03 A.
28:34 Bobby Lee? Why?
28:35 Speaker 03 B, I don't believe, A, C, I don't believe it. I don't believe this.
28:39 Bobby Lee? It is true.
28:39 Speaker 02 I don't believe it.
28:40 Speaker 03 I've been, wait a second.
28:41 Bobby Lee? One hundred percent.
28:42 Speaker 02 How do they, no.
28:43 Speaker 03 I am in a bikini thong with my entire butt out.
28:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
28:47 Speaker 03 In, uh, the entire state tour that we did. I go by in the rollerblades and I got my
28:54 Speaker 03 I got both cheeks out every, every single show.
28:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:57 Speaker 03 What was the context?
28:58 Bobby Lee? The context was, I was climbing.
29:04 Bobby Lee? The context is, I give somebody a lap dance.
29:07 Speaker 03 Uh oh.
29:08 Bobby Lee? On stage.
29:08 Speaker 00 It's normal, normal.
29:09 Bobby Lee? It's a normal thing.
29:10 Speaker 02 It's a voluntary thing.
29:11 Bobby Lee? It's a voluntary thing.
29:11 Speaker 03 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
29:16 Speaker 00 How did your eyes do that?
29:17 Bobby Lee? You are so funny today, dude. Thank you for coming.
29:19 Speaker 03 Okay.
29:19 Bobby Lee? Oh, my God. Yeah.
29:20 Speaker 03 Okay, okay. We're first, we're also gonna call some people from Chicago.
29:22 Bobby Lee? No, I don't want, who do you know from fucking Chicago?
29:25 Speaker 03 Governor Pritzker, how about that?
29:27 Bobby Lee? Okay, all right, that's a very good one. All right, so this is, what's, what?
29:31 Speaker 02 I'm like shocked that this is real, this can't be real. I don't believe it.
29:35 Speaker 03 Start walking all the way back to the bit.
29:36 Bobby Lee? Let's call, let's.
29:37 Speaker 03 I'm gonna be a normal Chicago jury.
29:39 Bobby Lee? All right, so I, this is what I do.
29:41 Speaker 03 How you doing? I'm Chicago jury.
29:44 Bobby Lee? How you doing? Thanks, thanks for coming.
29:46 Speaker 03 Do you ever go to the Billy Goat? You know, that guy just died. All right, Bobby?
29:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
29:49 Speaker 03 I went up by, so we saw Bobby Lee's crack the other night there at, uh, Chicago Theater. It was gorgeous.
29:53 Speaker 00 Oh, see? I never saw a guy like that's crack. Go ahead.
29:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. So what, what happened was, um, at the end of my show, I go into the audience.
30:01 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm. I saw, I saw this.
30:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
30:03 Speaker 03 On the socials you're out there.
30:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the crowd. And I go, hey, guys, I have a gift and I, I love to give people.
30:11 Speaker 03 I'm with you, I'm with you. I'm just trying to not fit on the microphone.
30:13 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna give, uh, somebody here a very good big gift.
30:17 Speaker 02 An ice dog.
30:17 Bobby Lee? And it's, and it's.
30:18 Speaker 00 Ice dog?
30:19 Bobby Lee? You want ice dogs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I, um, I give somebody a lap dance.
30:24 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm. Now, these are people that have come to see you by choice.
30:27 Bobby Lee? Yes.
30:27 Speaker 03 Right.
30:28 Bobby Lee? They bought tickets, sold out. There's no comps.
30:30 Speaker 03 There's no comp.
30:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
30:31 Speaker 03 And there's nobody who's been like, taken at gunpoint to see Bobby Lee.
30:35 Bobby Lee? I also do this.
30:36 Speaker 03 Yeah.
30:36 Bobby Lee? Tom, I go, there's two rules. It's gotta be a volunteer.
30:40 Speaker 03 Yeah.
30:41 Bobby Lee? And it's gotta be a man.
30:42 Speaker 03 Hmm, okay.
30:45 Bobby Lee? Why are you clapping? Those are good rules. Good rules. And so I interview the man, I go. No, I know. That's a good rule. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:55 Speaker 03 Millennial pussy.
30:57 Bobby Lee? You're chill, dude. You're a pussy. I'm Gen Z.
30:59 Speaker 03 You're might be somebody's grandma who wants a little Bobby Lee crack real bad.
31:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a bottom dweller, dude. I'm a fan of the crack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on top for once. It feels good. It feels good, does it not, Tom?
31:11 Speaker 02 To get on top?
31:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in the top million.
31:14 Speaker 03 Keep talking, you shut your mouth. You are in the top million.
31:19 Speaker 03 Is that not your profile on social? IMDB's, one of IMDB's top one million.
31:27 Bobby Lee? So what happens is I say, I, everyone raises their hands. Everyone raises their hands.
31:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, of course.
31:33 Bobby Lee? Lot of guys. And I go, let me interview you. Will you, are you, you know what I mean, okay with this? And they go, 100%. And you will.
31:41 Speaker 03 They don't sign on any paperwork or anything.
31:42 Bobby Lee? There's no paperwork, but there's a verbal contract.
31:45 Speaker 02 It's a shake deal.
31:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's a shake, verbal contract, right? And you'll, you know what I mean, you realize I'm gonna be dancing on you.
31:50 Speaker 03 Ice dog.
31:51 Bobby Lee? In my, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we ice dogging.
31:53 Speaker 03 Ice dog.
31:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. And so, you know what I mean, this person voluntarily.
32:00 Bobby Lee? I'm just, I'm just. I know, but, I know, but as a juror? As a juror, that's not what you wanna see, you know what I mean?
32:11 Speaker 00 Bro, the glasses are crazy.
32:13 Bobby Lee? Is that your juror?
32:17 Bobby Lee? Okay, that's.
32:20 Bobby Lee? That's good, that's good. Yeah, don't, as, you know, if you're on trial, this is what you wanna see, right? Yeah, someone that's completely in tune, right? And picking notes, I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean, so, you know, I accidentally slit her throat. Right down.
32:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you know, I was dancing with the knives.
32:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then, um, I go, and then I go, "Sit here," music plays, right?
32:46 Speaker 03 Song? We're not gonna just say it.
32:48 Bobby Lee? Closer. By Nine Inch Nails.
32:51 Speaker 02 Oh, that's a really great, well, that's a great stripper song. That's like my most iconic strip club song.
32:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:58 Speaker 03 This is closing the show?
32:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
32:59 Speaker 03 We'll talk about that in a minute.
33:00 Bobby Lee? Oh, okay. So then I take my shirt off.
33:03 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
33:03 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? And then I take my-
33:04 Speaker 02 Wait, the lyrics say, "I wanna fuck you."
33:06 Bobby Lee? Like an animal.
33:07 Speaker 02 Like an animal.
33:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:08 Speaker 03 Okay.
33:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:09 Speaker 03 Hang on, I'm writing that down. Hang on. One moment, please.
33:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was writing down, eh-
33:13 Speaker 03 Yep.
33:13 Bobby Lee? You're literally writing "animal"?
33:14 Speaker 03 Yep.
33:16 Bobby Lee? Okay, okay. You can't memorize that. Okay, so-
33:19 Speaker 03 And?
33:20 Bobby Lee? And then, then I take my jeans off.
33:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, well, you're the-
33:25 Speaker 03 I'm being Chicago juror. I'm a regular Chicago juror.
33:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:28 Speaker 03 It's my home state of Illinois.
33:29 Bobby Lee? Okay.
33:30 Speaker 03 Born there.
33:31 Bobby Lee? All right.
33:31 Speaker 03 I could be in a jury pool there.
33:33 Bobby Lee? So then now, the crowd's going crazy.
33:36 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
33:36 Bobby Lee? As you witness, everyone was there. These three were there.
33:39 Speaker 00 Every show, it's like that.
33:40 Bobby Lee? It's crazy, right? I go, right, sometimes I'll jump off the stage, right? And then I'll sit on a guy's lap and I'll do a little-
33:47 Speaker 03 I understand.
33:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
33:48 Speaker 03 Yeah.
33:49 Bobby Lee? What do you mean, "you understand"? Let me explain it.
33:51 Speaker 03 No, I know, it's very funny. I get it. You see my face?
33:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so-
33:55 Speaker 03 I've been your friend for a long time. Yeah, I know a lot about you.
33:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then I'm crawling back up on stage-
34:02 Speaker 03 Correct.
34:02 Bobby Lee? And there's a wardrobe malfunction.
34:05 Speaker 03 So you're, this is unplanned?
34:06 Bobby Lee? Can I have that line again? Can I have that line again?
34:09 Speaker 00 Yeah.
34:09 Speaker 03 Are we acting like it wasn't planned?
34:11 Bobby Lee? It wasn't, not, there literally was a warb, let me say it again.
34:14 Speaker 03 Warb-
34:15 Bobby Lee? Give me, give me the line, like, go action.
34:17 Speaker 00 Wardrobe-
34:17 Bobby Lee? Say "action."
34:18 Speaker 00 And "action."
34:19 Bobby Lee? I had a wardrobe malfunction. Yeah.
34:22 Speaker 03 Say what you want.
34:23 Bobby Lee? And I'm going up and a little bit of my ass shakes come out.
34:26 Speaker 03 Do we have visuals?
34:27 Bobby Lee? There's no visuals.
34:28 Speaker 03 Hmm.
34:28 Bobby Lee? Right? And I immediately pull him up, I do the dance, finish the dance, I do a flip on the guy.
34:33 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
34:34 Bobby Lee? Right? He leaves, right? As a defendant, I have to also say that in Atlanta, I showed the audience the inside of my butthole, I got charged 10 grand.
34:42 Speaker 00 Different story.
34:43 Bobby Lee? But different story and a different case.
34:44 Speaker 02 Are you kidding me?
34:47 Speaker 03 But I'll, I'll, I'm also gonna ask-
34:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
34:49 Speaker 03 Is it that different?
34:52 Speaker 03 I think, I think there's a pretty good argument.
34:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
34:55 Speaker 03 That there is something up with you that we're just not talking about.
34:59 Bobby Lee? Okay, what is it then?
35:00 Speaker 03 Butt stuff.
35:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:03 Speaker 03 Like it is, there is something we're not really talking about.
35:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's for therapists and psychiatrists. Yeah, that has nothing to do with this jury.
35:11 Speaker 03 Well, okay.
35:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
35:13 Speaker 03 But if we're pleading insanity.
35:17 Speaker 03 I think, which we basic, which we are. I mean, I think we're just pleading, my argument.
35:22 Bobby Lee? No, I'm not pleading insanity.
35:23 Speaker 03 My argument.
35:24 Bobby Lee? I'm not pleading insanity.
35:25 Speaker 03 I'm gonna do it on your behalf. I'll go back. By the way, I got to see little, the little boy's questions for me over here.
35:30 Speaker 04 Hold on, man.
35:32 Speaker 03 Oh, that's mine now. Now it's mine.
35:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:34 Speaker 03 Now it's mine.
35:35 Speaker 04 I came prepared with questions.
35:37 Bobby Lee? Can you read, read the questions after?
35:43 Speaker 04 I don't even have glasses.
35:46 Speaker 04 Why would I wear glasses like that?
35:47 Bobby Lee? It's hard to learn for seventeen again.
35:51 Speaker 04 That's a good question.
35:52 Bobby Lee? Did you learn to speak Elvis?
35:54 Speaker 04 No. No, I was.
35:58 Bobby Lee? Really?
35:58 Speaker 03 You're gonna be a man after this.
36:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, are you, really?
36:02 Speaker 04 That's a good question. That's a good movie.
36:03 Bobby Lee? What was the question?
36:04 Speaker 04 He was, there's a scene in, uh, Seventeen Again where you're speaking Elvis.
36:08 Speaker 03 We didn't get you off your charges yet, but we'll get back to it.
36:10 Bobby Lee? Okay.
36:11 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:11 Speaker 04 Ladies and gentlemen, the jury.
36:12 Speaker 03 We're gonna do just normal podcast shit for a minute. And then we'll go back to sorting out why Bobby's been banned from every great American comedy.
36:21 Speaker 03 Which is gonna be a problem down the road. We're gonna have to fix this.
36:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we have to fix it.
36:25 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, we gotta call some people.
36:27 Bobby Lee? I already did.
36:28 Speaker 03 Why did you show, let's go back to the, okay.
36:30 Speaker 02 I'll leave the Elvish question.
36:32 Speaker 04 I'll save.
36:32 Speaker 03 We'll save the Elvish question.
36:33 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, I'm more interested in the Elvis.
36:36 Speaker 03 Can I ask, who gets the $10,000 when you show someone your?
36:39 Bobby Lee? I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. Yeah, yeah.
36:42 Speaker 03 If I've seen your butt hole, do I get something?
36:44 Bobby Lee? You do. You'll get a check.
36:45 Speaker 03 Is it like one of those class actions where you're like, you could be entitled to money?
36:51 Speaker 03 Have you seen Bobby Lee's butthole?
36:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it could be.
36:54 Speaker 03 Were you very surprised?
36:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
36:56 Speaker 03 Did you take your mom to the Chicago Theater?
36:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so um, I, I made some phone calls.
37:03 Speaker 03 After the ten, on the, on the butthole one?
37:05 Bobby Lee? No, no, the butthole was passed, that was years ago. That was years ago.
37:08 Speaker 03 I know.
37:08 Bobby Lee? And here's what happened. Here's what happened with, with the ten grand. Me and Andrew Santino went up to the theater.
37:15 Speaker 03 Correct.
37:16 Bobby Lee? And we got on our hands and knees and we begged not to charge and they didn't charge at the end of the day.
37:20 Speaker 03 Oh, okay.
37:21 Bobby Lee? Alright, so I don't think that that-
37:22 Speaker 03 It was a threat.
37:23 Bobby Lee? It was a threat.
37:25 Bobby Lee? Exactly.
37:25 Speaker 04 You're pointing at me?
37:26 Speaker 03 Yeah. This is how our world works.
37:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was your fault.
37:30 Speaker 03 Either you show us your butthole, you-
37:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:34 Speaker 03 Yeah, I think that's how it works.
37:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, so uh-
37:37 Speaker 03 I'm sure that's what you said.
37:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Also, Tom, Tom, Tom, also, rarely do I get this, but I got a standing ovation.
37:44 Speaker 04 Massive.
37:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, ma- massive standing ovation.
37:46 Speaker 03 No, no, I've seen, I've seen the socials, uh, of you at the Chicago Theater.
37:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and uh, it was an amazing show, I got off, and then also the people that were like-
37:55 Speaker 03 Can you read me the text of what they said? Was it a phone call?
37:58 Bobby Lee? Um, it was a phone, I can call my manager now.
38:00 Speaker 03 Let's do it.
38:01 Bobby Lee? Okay, alright.
38:03 Speaker 03 So Tom Lennon wants to know, and he knows, I know some Chicago people.
38:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so here we go, here we go.
38:09 Speaker 04 You're not gonna get it unless I ask you, cause it's, you know.
38:12 Speaker 00 I'm not gonna get it.
38:14 Bobby Lee? Hold on, Abby.
38:17 Speaker 06 Yeah?
38:17 Bobby Lee? Um, you know who Thomas Lennon is, Thomas Lennon?
38:21 Speaker 00 Uh-oh.
38:22 Speaker 06 No.
38:25 Speaker 06 Am I on-
38:26 Speaker 03 Fired.
38:28 Bobby Lee? Hold on.
38:28 Speaker 03 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:30 Speaker 03 She doesn't know who I am at all?
38:31 Bobby Lee? You don't know who Thomas Lennon is at all?
38:33 Speaker 03 Is she by a computer?
38:35 Bobby Lee? Are you by, are you by a computer?
38:37 Speaker 06 No, I'm in the car.
38:39 Bobby Lee? Okay.
38:39 Speaker 03 Pull the car over.
38:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, can you pull the-
38:40 Speaker 06 Otherwise, I, otherwise I would've lied and looked it up.
38:43 Bobby Lee? I, I know, but can you pull over? You gotta pull over for this one.
38:47 Speaker 03 Bobby, your manager doesn't know who I am?
38:49 Bobby Lee? Abby, you have to pull over for this.
38:51 Speaker 06 Okay, wait, give me a minute.
38:53 Speaker 03 Put up Abby, put up Abby's IMDB.
38:57 Speaker 03 We wanna put up Bobby's manager's IMDB, who, you go to Who Represents Bobby Lee?
39:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:03 Speaker 03 Tell the story of what, ask what happened to you in the Chicago Theater.
39:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so, um, Abby.
39:09 Speaker 06 Yes, dear.
39:10 Bobby Lee? No one believes me that I'm in, I was a little, I'm in trouble with the Chicago Theater.
39:14 Speaker 03 We don't.
39:16 Speaker 06 What podcast are you on?
39:18 Bobby Lee? Tiger Belly.
39:20 Speaker 03 It's a Bobby Lee podcast.
39:21 Speaker 06 It is?
39:22 Speaker 03 It's like him and like a young boy. And there's like a chesty lady.
39:30 Speaker 02 You know the chest were removed.
39:32 Speaker 03 Is she Jo- is she Jodie Miller?
39:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:35 Speaker 03 She's 167.8,000?
39:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
39:38 Speaker 03 Alright.
39:39 Bobby Lee? Oh, anyway, um, did you pull-
39:40 Speaker 03 Call us back.
39:41 Bobby Lee? Did you pull- did you pull over, Mom? Uh, not Mom. Mom? Pull your manager's mom?
39:46 Speaker 03 That was genuinely weird.
39:47 Bobby Lee? I got scared.
39:47 Speaker 03 Oh, God.
39:48 Bobby Lee? I've been with her for 30 years.
39:50 Speaker 03 We just got-
39:51 Bobby Lee? I've been with her for 30 years.
39:52 Speaker 03 Bobby, we just got really weird, man. Oh, man.
39:55 Speaker 02 I feel like they're finally paying you.
39:57 Bobby Lee? Mom, help me. Mom, help me. Yeah, we're drowning here, Mom.
40:01 Speaker 06 Okay, I'm gonna do it. I just don't want to-
40:03 Bobby Lee? Okay.
40:03 Speaker 06 -kill somebody.
40:04 Bobby Lee? Alright.
40:04 Speaker 06 I'm twirling up.
40:05 Bobby Lee? Alright, so Thomas Lennon.
40:10 Bobby Lee? Anyway, um- The things with the Chicago Theater is true, right? For now.
40:17 Speaker 06 Wait, are you looking for- am I looking for Thomas Lennon?
40:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:22 Bobby Lee? No, type in her rock. Ask if she's seen 17. No, you're like-
40:26 Speaker 03 Oh, I'm really excited.
40:27 Speaker 06 Shut- Thomas Lennon?
40:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:31 Speaker 03 No. She's so drunk. She's on a Dell computer.
40:34 Bobby Lee? No, no.
40:35 Speaker 03 In her Mercedes.
40:36 Bobby Lee? She has cricket.
40:37 Speaker 03 She has cricket water.
40:42 Speaker 06 I don't know why it's not coming up.
40:47 Speaker 03 We've not-
40:48 Bobby Lee? Mom, Mom.
40:50 Bobby Lee? Stop calling your manager Mom. It's fucking weird, man. I'm so nervous right now. I'm so nervous right now. I feel ashamed.
40:56 Speaker 06 Wait, Thomas?
40:57 Bobby Lee? Thomas Lennon. Thomas-
40:59 Speaker 06 I know, I keep- I keep putting it in and nothing comes up.
41:02 Bobby Lee? She spelled it right. She does spell it.
41:04 Speaker 03 It's okay, it's okay.
41:04 Bobby Lee? Thomas Lennon.
41:05 Speaker 03 Is Bobby really banned from-
41:06 Bobby Lee? The Chicago Theater?
41:09 Speaker 06 Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm in the car. I don't know.
41:11 Bobby Lee? Mom.
41:12 Speaker 06 Yeah, they're- they're-
41:13 Bobby Lee? I don't know why. I don't know what's going on.
41:15 Speaker 03 Abby, we do know what's going on.
41:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Abby, Abby, Abby. But am I banned from the Chicago Theater is what I'm saying.
41:21 Speaker 06 You- you are banned from anything that they own.
41:25 Bobby Lee? Okay, okay. Thank you so much. Look up Thomas Lennon and call me back, please.
41:30 Speaker 06 Okay, goodbye.
41:31 Bobby Lee? Okay, bye.
41:32 Speaker 03 So-
41:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
41:34 Speaker 03 We met Abby, your mom.
41:37 Speaker 00 Bro, I've never heard you do that.
41:38 Bobby Lee? I got, dude, I'm fucked up right now, dude.
41:40 Speaker 03 She's got, she handles you and Freddie.
41:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
41:43 Speaker 03 Who's, uh, 555,000, who's half a million in.
41:47 Bobby Lee? Yes.
41:48 Speaker 03 And then she handles Jodie Miller.
41:50 Bobby Lee? The executive producer of Comics Unleashed.
41:52 Speaker 03 She has only three clients.
41:53 Bobby Lee? Yes.
41:54 Speaker 03 And these are her three clients. Uh, I mean, we just gotta talk about her for a second. One, she's your mom.
42:02 Speaker 03 Two, she has three clients. She's literally never heard of me ever. Which, I, it doesn't hurt my feelings.
42:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
42:09 Speaker 03 But I will say, for your, just edification.
42:13 Bobby Lee? I understand, I understand.
42:14 Speaker 03 A comedy manager that's literally never heard of me.
42:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:17 Speaker 03 I find that a little scary.
42:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so I have to...
42:20 Speaker 03 Do we know she has a car? Cause she's like, she all brags, like, "I'm in my car."
42:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
42:26 Speaker 03 I don't know if she has a car.
42:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, so, um, she used to have, you know what I mean?
42:30 Speaker 03 Uh-oh.
42:31 Bobby Lee? Back in the day, when I used to, when I signed with her.
42:34 Speaker 03 Yeah.
42:34 Bobby Lee? She had Laura Kietlinger.
42:35 Speaker 03 Sure.
42:36 Bobby Lee? In the 90s.
42:36 Speaker 03 Yeah.
42:37 Bobby Lee? Uh, Craig Anton, a bunch of people.
42:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, legends.
42:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so when I signed with her, and then they slowly left.
42:43 Speaker 03 Yeah.
42:43 Bobby Lee? As they did, and I stuck around.
42:45 Speaker 03 Right.
42:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so.
42:46 Speaker 03 But you stuck around cause she has a car.
42:48 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, I, she...
42:51 Speaker 00 She's your mom.
42:52 Bobby Lee? No. I was a kid.
42:54 Speaker 03 Because she's your mom.
42:59 Speaker 03 Is that your weird peekaboo?
43:00 Bobby Lee? Luke, Luke.
43:01 Speaker 03 Oh, we've looked up your buns into your butthole. Into your mind. And we found out, pretty much, exactly what we thought. Like, we're like, "Is Bobby okay?" And we never thought you were okay.
43:15 Bobby Lee? I'm not okay right now.
43:16 Speaker 03 No one ever thought you were okay?
43:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm not okay right now.
43:17 Speaker 03 Ever.
43:18 Speaker 02 How do you get the scratches all in your face and neck?
43:20 Bobby Lee? Today, I was scratching, like, I was just like freaking out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was freaking out.
43:24 Speaker 03 Because of the Chicago City people?
43:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I was going, "What the fu-"
43:27 Speaker 03 Do you want me to call them?
43:28 Bobby Lee? No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, don't call them.
43:29 Speaker 03 I think I should call them.
43:30 Bobby Lee? No more, no more, no more calling.
43:31 Speaker 03 Well, let me call them.
43:32 Bobby Lee? How do you know their number?
43:33 Speaker 03 I don't know, I'm gonna find out.
43:36 Speaker 02 I feel like it's just like a warning at most.
43:39 Bobby Lee? No, it's a real.
43:40 Speaker 02 It's so silly. It's silly. Do they not know who you are?
43:43 Speaker 03 Who was there that saw it that was so sad about it?
43:45 Bobby Lee? Nobody.
43:46 Speaker 03 So did someone, who was sad?
43:49 Bobby Lee? No one was sad.
43:49 Speaker 03 People just complain about shit these days, but no one actually got sad.
43:53 Bobby Lee? No one got sad. No one complained. No one got sad.
43:55 Speaker 03 It's theoretical sadness.
43:57 Bobby Lee? It's theoretical sadness.
43:57 Speaker 03 Which is what we all get sad about these days. What if somebody could get sad?
44:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. So I got offstage and I go, was everything fine? And from everyone across the board.
44:05 Speaker 03 Go back, come back, stop.
44:06 Bobby Lee? Excuse me.
44:07 Speaker 03 Go back one.
44:07 Bobby Lee? What?
44:08 Speaker 03 You walked offstage.
44:09 Bobby Lee? Wait, wait, wait.
44:09 Speaker 03 Shut up.
44:10 Bobby Lee? This is my podcast.
44:11 Speaker 03 Yeah, shut up too. But we're old friends.
44:15 Speaker 03 If I had more respect for your podcast, I'd have headphones on.
44:20 Bobby Lee? I have a lot of respect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:22 Speaker 03 You keep yours on.
44:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:24 Speaker 03 You're not ma- you're made, but not yet.
44:25 Bobby Lee? Go ahead, Tom.
44:26 Speaker 03 So Bobby, I just want to ask. You're Bobby Lee.
44:28 Bobby Lee? Yes.
44:29 Speaker 03 Legendary comic.
44:30 Bobby Lee? Mm-hmm.
44:30 Speaker 03 Beloved figure.
44:31 Bobby Lee? Okay.
44:32 Speaker 03 Bon vivant.
44:33 Speaker 02 Bon vivant. I love that.
44:35 Speaker 03 You've just sold out, it's a Someone Who Loves Life and is a fun person.
44:38 Bobby Lee? Okay.
44:39 Speaker 03 So you've just sold out the Chicago Theater.
44:40 Bobby Lee? Yes.
44:41 Speaker 03 And you step offstage, you destroyed, standing ovation, and you asked someone, was everything fine?
44:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and they said.
44:48 Speaker 03 Fuck you. Why do you ask somebody? You just sold out the Chicago Theater and you got a standing ovation. And you leaned over and went, "Mom?"
44:56 Speaker 03 "Does everybody like me?" You gotta like yourself more. We like you.
45:00 Bobby Lee? No, that's not what it was. Tom, Tom, man.
45:03 Speaker 03 Stop making us look at your butt. Stop, stop. You need a mommy? Actually, you need, I actually think you need less mommies.
45:11 Bobby Lee? Tom, can I defend?
45:12 Speaker 02 Oh, good point.
45:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:13 Speaker 03 Yeah, Bobby needs less mommies. Bobby's got too many mommies.
45:16 Bobby Lee? Okay, when I call her mom, you're right. That was fucking weird.
45:21 Bobby Lee? And I called her four times. I don't know why.
45:23 Speaker 03 But at least it didn't happen three or four times.
45:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The reason why is because she's been my, my, my, my, I can't even speak English.
45:28 Speaker 03 It's because she's your mom.
45:29 Bobby Lee? No, she's not my mom. Yeah, yeah. She's been my manager since the 90s.
45:33 Speaker 03 I understand.
45:34 Bobby Lee? Right? So I've been with her this whole time.
45:35 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:36 Bobby Lee? Right? So it's like, I do look at her as like a motherly, you know, figure.
45:40 Speaker 03 Bobby.
45:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
45:41 Speaker 03 You don't, I love that you think explaining things about you helps us understand.
45:47 Speaker 03 We understand you.
45:48 Bobby Lee? All right.
45:49 Speaker 03 You're a weird bird.
45:49 Bobby Lee? I'm a weird guy, yeah, yeah.
45:50 Speaker 03 And we love you.
45:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I...
45:52 Speaker 03 We actually think it's better because we know how weird you are and we still love you a lot.
45:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
45:58 Speaker 03 And I don't want you walking offstage and asking somebody what they thought of your show.
46:02 Bobby Lee? All right, here's why, though, I ask. Because they warned me before.
46:06 Speaker 03 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
46:08 Bobby Lee? There's more information, there's more infor- there's more informa- there's more information.
46:13 Speaker 02 What exactly was the warning?
46:15 Bobby Lee? They go, "This is a different kind of a theater," so I go, "Listen, I'm not gonna go..."
46:20 Speaker 03 Don't be showing your little hole.
46:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. So I'm not gonna pull in Atlanta, I'm not gonna pull... The night before, what did I play?
46:27 Speaker 04 Uh, Minneapolis.
46:28 Bobby Lee? Minneapolis. I played Ophir, I think.
46:30 Speaker 03 We didn't nail Minneapolis. Can we go one more time on that?
46:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
46:33 Speaker 04 And, action.
46:33 Speaker 03 And?
46:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Minneapolis.
46:36 Speaker 03 Pretty good.
46:38 Speaker 03 So what'd you do in Minneapolis?
46:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so I went, I go further in shows where they go, you know what I mean?
46:43 Speaker 02 Be free.
46:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, be free.
46:44 Speaker 02 Yeah.
46:45 Bobby Lee? Most shows are be free.
46:46 Speaker 03 But when be, does be free always imply that there's gonna be butt and butthole stuff?
46:51 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, no.
46:52 Speaker 02 No, no, no.
46:52 Bobby Lee? Beefy could be anything. It could just be being free.
46:55 Speaker 03 But if I know you, I feel like it's frequent.
46:58 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? Can you, is there another question from the little boy?
47:01 Speaker 04 And you're on an animated show. And you, and you...
47:05 Speaker 03 Shut, shut your mouth.
47:08 Speaker 03 Shut up.
47:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
47:09 Speaker 03 Just shut.
47:10 Speaker 04 You're working on a musical?
47:14 Speaker 03 I'm reading all your questions.
47:15 Speaker 04 No, I, they're only on one page, so I don't know what's going on.
47:18 Speaker 03 Were you educated in the United States?
47:21 Speaker 03 English is not your first language. English is your second language, right? Cause this is...
47:26 Bobby Lee? Okay.
47:27 Speaker 03 Okay.
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48:34 Speaker 03 Bobby, tell me more about, we're at, we're in Minneapolis. Take me back to Minneapolis, Minneapolis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:40 Speaker 02 Intentional but cheeks, not hole.
48:42 Bobby Lee? No, there's, oh, cheeks?
48:43 Speaker 03 Why is there hole ever coming out in show?
48:45 Bobby Lee? There was a hole once.
48:48 Bobby Lee? Hole once.
48:48 Speaker 03 So what was Minneapolis? Tell me.
48:50 Bobby Lee? Minneapolis was cheeks and a little bit of pubes. A little bit of pubes. It's like this, if you put an octopus inside one of those to-go Chinese boxes.
49:00 Speaker 03 It'll get out.
49:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but you'll see like pieces coming out.
49:02 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
49:03 Speaker 02 Oh, but that's just...
49:04 Speaker 03 Also, let's not do this for people watching. Like, I just want to clarify.
49:08 Speaker 02 To defend you, he does wear pretty loose underwear. Speedos. And they're very high cut, so the coverage isn't quite there. So it could fall on either side occasionally.
49:18 Speaker 03 The technology we're using to talk about Bobby's underwear and its shortcomings. See, but I feel like Bobby, the, I feel like the underwear is like, is planted. It's like a magician. You know, you, you know, I don't want to, Bobby. See, now, now I'm in the jury. Normal, normal underwear.
49:35 Bobby Lee? Normal underwear.
49:35 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's actually pretty good. Yeah.
49:37 Speaker 02 Actually, this kind of...
49:37 Speaker 03 Are you sponsored? Who is it?
49:39 Speaker 02 Goes against what I just said. That's full coverage.
49:42 Speaker 03 That's full coverage.
49:42 Bobby Lee? That's what I wore, that's what I wore for the show.
49:44 Speaker 03 You sure that's what you're wearing in the show?
49:45 Bobby Lee? That's what I wore for the show.
49:45 Speaker 02 You weakened your case.
49:46 Speaker 03 All right. I actually think his case is better.
49:48 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, yeah.
49:49 Speaker 02 Really?
49:49 Speaker 03 I thought his case was better because I was not offended by that at all.
49:52 Speaker 02 Well, no, I'm just saying if there was a few...
49:54 Speaker 03 And I'm a normal Chicago juror.
49:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he's normal.
49:56 Speaker 02 What did Chicago say? They said, "Don't show any cheeks."
50:00 Bobby Lee? I said, "I'm gonna show..."
50:01 Speaker 03 They can't say that. That's your First Amendment right.
50:03 Bobby Lee? I said, "I..."
50:05 Speaker 03 Showing your butt hole to enthusiastic. I would say two things. One of these people bought tickets knowingly bought tickets to Bobby Lee.
50:13 Bobby Lee? Right. It's not the Nutcracker.
50:15 Speaker 00 Yeah.
50:16 Bobby Lee? Oh no, that probably the wrong example.
50:18 Speaker 03 Bad example or the best example?
50:20 Speaker 00 Live Nation, Michigan posted about this.
50:23 Speaker 03 Uh, still laughing from Bobby Lee.
50:25 Bobby Lee? So that's.
50:26 Speaker 00 That's even an actual.
50:27 Speaker 03 This is a cute picture.
50:27 Bobby Lee? That's what it, that's what it is.
50:29 Speaker 03 I think it's very cute and friendly.
50:30 Speaker 02 You see, look.
50:31 Speaker 03 Your, your dong's put away. It's no, I got no problem with, yeah, we got a little bit of side cheek.
50:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah, a little side cheek. Yeah. They don't like that.
50:38 Speaker 03 What, what's wrong? I, I feel like this is what America, this is the best that America represents is right, is right here.
50:44 Bobby Lee? Thank you so much.
50:44 Speaker 03 With your.
50:45 Bobby Lee? It's America first, if you want to be honest with me.
50:47 Speaker 03 America first and only. Is this beautiful, beautiful boy.
50:52 Bobby Lee? It could be America last. I don't know. Yeah.
50:54 Speaker 03 Uh, what are we saying? Still laughing about Bobby Lee Detroit. Energy's insane. Had the whole crowd losing it. My face hurt. But that, that's the official Live Nation.
51:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
51:03 Speaker 03 Yeah.
51:03 Speaker 00 Ominous.
51:04 Speaker 03 He's so cute. Can't wait to see him in Chicago.
51:06 Bobby Lee? All right. I don't want to, I don't want to, yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:08 Speaker 03 Could I say this? Could I say what would be a fun thing to do?
51:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
51:10 Speaker 03 If they really ban you?
51:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
51:12 Speaker 03 Say they're racists.
51:13 Bobby Lee? Oh, bam.
51:16 Speaker 03 Bam.
51:17 Bobby Lee? Bam.
51:17 Speaker 03 Bam.
51:18 Bobby Lee? Racist.
51:18 Speaker 03 Play the fucking.
51:19 Bobby Lee? I would have to find a white comic that did the same thing.
51:23 Speaker 03 Uh, well, uh, didn't, uh, Patton's always flapping his dong around there, right?
51:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
51:30 Speaker 00 That would be amazing.
51:31 Speaker 03 You might not. You might not find too many guys that have done as much balls and dongs and side, side dongs.
51:37 Speaker 00 You said you did it, I thought.
51:39 Speaker 02 With a thong?
51:39 Speaker 03 No, no, we've, uh, we haven't played that venue now. I've played the Chicago now, but I, I would have. I do a very, well, I'm in a, a intentional bikini thong.
51:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:49 Speaker 03 And I'm on roller blades.
51:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah.
51:52 Speaker 03 Yeah, but, mm, yeah. I mean, the argument is, but I've done it not in that same venue.
51:57 Bobby Lee? Yes.
51:58 Speaker 03 Yeah.
51:58 Bobby Lee? It's a prestigious place, but I have to say I played Massey Hall in Toronto. Two sold out shows.
52:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, Canada, so they're a lawless society.
52:07 Bobby Lee? I realize.
52:08 Speaker 03 You're talking about.
52:08 Bobby Lee? It's Deadwood.
52:09 Speaker 03 That's the wild.
52:09 Bobby Lee? It's Deadwood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:11 Speaker 03 It's literally Deadwood.
52:12 Bobby Lee? There's opium dens and, you know, I'm, I'm walking along.
52:14 Speaker 03 Dude on dude hockey stuff.
52:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:17 Speaker 03 So much dude on dong.
52:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:19 Speaker 03 Dong.
52:19 Bobby Lee? I see dong. But um, so but like Massey Hall is a legendary, beautiful theater. Two sold out shows. No complaints. They loved it. Everywhere I go, across the country. This great American country.
52:31 Speaker 03 But I feel like Chicago was like ready. They were a little, they were ready for Bobby Lee there. You're like a Jim Morrison now.
52:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:37 Speaker 03 Yeah, you're like an outlaw. You're like outlaw rock and roll.
52:40 Bobby Lee? Well, the only, okay, I'll tell you the only.
52:42 Speaker 03 We started campaigns, it's free Bobby Lee's.
52:44 Bobby Lee? Santino just called and I think he's, I think he's, okay, here.
52:47 Speaker 03 Who's this?
52:47 Bobby Lee? Here's Andrew.
52:48 Speaker 03 Which one's this?
52:48 Bobby Lee? Andrew Santino.
52:49 Speaker 03 I don't know who it is.
52:50 Bobby Lee? You don't, you don't know Andrew?
52:52 Speaker 03 No.
52:52 Bobby Lee? Oh, are you being real?
52:53 Speaker 03 Yeah. Maybe if I see him. Who is he?
52:56 Bobby Lee? I have a podcast with him called Bad Friends.
52:58 Speaker 03 Yeah, I don't have time to see that.
52:59 Bobby Lee? Okay.
52:59 Speaker 03 Oh, no, I know him. I like him. He's funny. Yeah. Yeah, no, I know that guy very well. Yeah.
53:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, no, he's great. I didn't know that's his name.
53:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:07 Speaker 03 He does very good impressions.
53:09 Speaker 06 Oh.
53:09 Bobby Lee? I'm with Thomas Lennon. I'm with Thomas Lennon.
53:12 Speaker 03 He opens with?
53:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he.
53:14 Speaker 03 He literally opens with?
53:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm on, you're on Tiger Belly.
53:17 Speaker 06 Oh.
53:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:18 Speaker 06 Okay, well, I'll tell, Thomas Lennon is brilliant. He's incredible and he doesn't deserve to be in a position in his career where he has to do stuff like Tiger Belly.
53:26 Speaker 03 That's a pretty good point. He makes a very good point. I know.
53:30 Speaker 06 Such a brilliant human being.
53:31 Speaker 03 What am I doing here?
53:32 Speaker 06 And this is how you know the business, this is how you know the business is in trouble.
53:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:38 Speaker 03 I'm supposed to be promoting a movie, but we're really just getting you out of jail.
53:41 Bobby Lee? I'll talk, I'll take, I'll talk to you in about 20 minutes.
53:43 Speaker 03 Oh, no, he's very, very funny.
53:44 Bobby Lee? Bye bye.
53:44 Speaker 03 Yeah. I've seen him do, uh, yeah.
53:46 Bobby Lee? Now Abby called back, so should we call her back?
53:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, I, Pete, do you want to have a fun moment where you talk about me behind my back and I'll just go pee?
53:54 Bobby Lee? You want, you really have to go to the bathroom?
53:55 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, but just keep recording. I'll be two seconds, I'll be right back.
53:58 Bobby Lee? Go to the bathroom.
53:58 Speaker 03 Yeah, and the boy can get a word in now?
54:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, all right, go.
54:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, go to the bathroom.
54:03 Speaker 03 I'm gonna take his notes though with me, so, because I don't want him, no, I don't want you looking.
54:06 Speaker 04 It's gonna ruin the question.
54:07 Bobby Lee? I don't want you looking at him.
54:07 Speaker 04 If you preset your answer.
54:11 Bobby Lee? I'll be right back. Okay.
54:13 Speaker 06 Are you still on the podcast?
54:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Thomas is gone. He went to the bathroom. He's very offended.
54:17 Speaker 06 Oh, is he, is he, is he, oh, he's the guy from, um, Reno 911, right?
54:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, but he's very offended that you didn't know who he was.
54:26 Speaker 06 I don't remember names anymore, you know, I'm old and decrepit.
54:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:33 Speaker 06 Yeah, no, I knew it was familiar, familiar, but I didn't put it together, but now I know.
54:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but he very offended, he blushed, it was a little embarrassing.
54:40 Speaker 06 Oh, very similar. Did you talk to Matt? Is everybody listening to this conversation?
54:44 Bobby Lee? Everyone is. And we're back. Yeah, and we're back. All right, thank you so much for calling in, mom.
54:52 Bobby Lee? Okay, bye.
54:54 Speaker 03 Okay, so.
54:55 Bobby Lee? She knows you're real. Yeah, a big fan.
54:56 Speaker 03 Do you find that when you're...
54:58 Bobby Lee? Big fan.
54:58 Speaker 03 Yeah, do you find that when you're touring?
55:00 Bobby Lee? Yes.
55:01 Speaker 03 Like, everything's weird. Like, when The State toured last year, like, one time we're playing some venues, and we played a venue in New York, it was kind of fun.
55:10 Speaker 03 And like, the union guys that controlled the stage would come out, like, they go on break at like, right at five to seven o'clock. So like, at ten minutes to five, one of the guys would come out and stand on the stage looking at his watch, like, in the middle of scenes with us.
55:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
55:24 Speaker 03 And you'd be like, "We know that we have to stop." And you're like, "Yeah, okay."
55:28 Bobby Lee? Mm-hmm, yeah.
55:29 Speaker 03 Just making sure you don't fuck around with us.
55:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
55:32 Speaker 03 And then like...
55:33 Bobby Lee? I feel that.
55:33 Speaker 03 Yeah.
55:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
55:34 Speaker 03 We got, you know, to use the, uh, the freight elevator.
55:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
55:37 Speaker 03 Like, you do your show and you're like, "Wow, hey, fun, we made a lot of money, we just played these, sold out these cool venues."
55:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
55:41 Speaker 03 And then you get like, the itemized thing back, and like, every time you use the freight elevator, it's eleven hundred dollars. You're like, "Well, wait, you guys made us use the freight elevator."
55:50 Bobby Lee? I know, I know, I know.
55:51 Speaker 03 We had to use the freight elevator, and it was eleven hundred dollars?
55:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
55:55 Speaker 03 Who's, what, what sort of dong, ice dongs is this?
55:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's another thing that people don't...
56:00 Speaker 03 You wouldn't let us use any other elevator.
56:01 Bobby Lee? What people don't realize this too is, you know, they're like, you know, my agents have been pushing me to do, "You're a theater act now, right?"
56:07 Speaker 03 Well, yeah.
56:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and now you realize, "Oh, I'm paying for the rental, the people that are working there, everybody, right?"
56:15 Speaker 03 Yeah.
56:16 Bobby Lee? And then you get your check back, you're like, "Oh, I made nothing."
56:18 Speaker 03 You did a little bit. Yeah, you make a little bit.
56:21 Bobby Lee? You make a little bit, but it's like...
56:23 Speaker 03 But if someone saw what they thought Bobby Lee was gonna get
56:25 Bobby Lee? Yes.
56:25 Speaker 03 to sell out the Chicago Theater?
56:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
56:27 Speaker 03 They would shit their pants.
56:28 Bobby Lee? They'd shit pants, shit their pants.
56:29 Speaker 03 Then when you see the itemized?
56:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
56:31 Speaker 03 It's a little different, I bet.
56:33 Bobby Lee? It's a little different there, yeah, yeah.
56:34 Speaker 03 Yeah.
56:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so, um, yeah.
56:36 Speaker 03 All right, we'll talk about some other shit.
56:37 Speaker 04 I hear you're promoting a movie.
56:40 Speaker 03 I am promoting a movie. There's a movie that I'm in.
56:42 Bobby Lee? Okay, this is a movie.
56:43 Speaker 03 That's a movie I'm in with your friend. That's not the movie I'm promoting right now.
56:46 Bobby Lee? That isn't?
56:47 Speaker 03 No.
56:47 Bobby Lee? Can we talk about this movie?
56:48 Speaker 03 The boy just spoke out loud again.
56:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, is this the movie you're promoting?
56:52 Speaker 03 Yes.
56:53 Bobby Lee? Yes.
56:53 Speaker 03 This is David Wayne and Ken Marino's movie. It's a beautiful little picture.
56:56 Bobby Lee? Wow, wow. And it's called Gale Dottry?
56:58 Speaker 03 Yes, and the celebrity sex pass. It's a great picture. You got, you know, a lot of your friends would be.
57:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, zoom in. Let's zoom in on that. Let's zoom in on the.
57:06 Speaker 03 That's me. Oh, look at, see Jon Hamm's chest?
57:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
57:08 Speaker 03 See the guy popping out of there?
57:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Jon Hamm. Love Jon Hamm.
57:11 Speaker 03 Who's that popping out of Jon Hamm's chest?
57:14 Bobby Lee? Cute.
57:15 Speaker 03 That's me.
57:16 Bobby Lee? Oh, there you are, dude.
57:17 Speaker 03 Yeah. You know, I disappear in a character sometimes.
57:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've worked with Jon Hamm, very nice man.
57:22 Speaker 03 Great guy.
57:23 Bobby Lee? And go up more. Let's see who's also.
57:25 Speaker 03 But kids, there's Ken Marino.
57:25 Bobby Lee? And Slattery.
57:26 Speaker 03 Yeah.
57:27 Bobby Lee? Slattery, I mean Slattery. Slattery. Slattery's directed me in a bunch of stuff.
57:31 Speaker 03 Really?
57:31 Bobby Lee? He was a TV director.
57:33 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, Slattery's great.
57:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, he's a great director.
57:35 Speaker 03 Really good guy.
57:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I love him as a director.
57:37 Speaker 03 You got, you got Ken Marino up there from a comedy group called The State.
57:41 Bobby Lee? Yep, very good comedy group.
57:43 Speaker 03 And this was directed by, oh, there's La Trilio from The State, but directed by, you know, Dave Wayne from The State.
57:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Dave, yeah. And, and it's coming out when?
57:51 Speaker 03 July 10th.
57:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
57:52 Speaker 03 In actual motion?
57:53 Bobby Lee? It's in actual motion.
57:54 Speaker 03 Theater. What are you looking at your phone, kid? I'm on, I'm a guest on the show.
57:58 Speaker 04 I wanted to.
57:59 Speaker 03 And he's looking at his phone.
58:00 Speaker 04 I wanted to reference the number one star meter guy, but I couldn't remember what his name was.
58:03 Speaker 03 It's a good idea. It is, uh, which one? Which one?
58:07 Speaker 02 Alfred Molina.
58:07 Speaker 04 Alfred, oh, Alfred Molina's in it.
58:10 Speaker 03 Oh, no, that's a different guy. That guy's name is Fred, uh, something, something.
58:13 Speaker 04 But I was gonna make a joke about how you're probably using his star, but I couldn't remember who it was.
58:17 Speaker 03 I want to encourage you because you're doing good. You're taking shots.
58:20 Bobby Lee? Look, look, look, look, look.
58:21 Speaker 03 Mostly.
58:22 Bobby Lee? Look, look, look, look.
58:23 Speaker 03 I love, I love, he's taking shots.
58:25 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, no, no.
58:25 Speaker 04 You were looking at him. I'm like, okay, I could look.
58:27 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, no, look, look, look. If you don't know, you don't know.
58:30 Speaker 03 Yeah.
58:30 Speaker 04 Well, but I was gonna know.
58:31 Bobby Lee? I know, but you don't open up.
58:33 Speaker 03 He's a good boy. You're a good boy.
58:34 Bobby Lee? Being a comedy guy is you boom, you have it.
58:37 Speaker 04 Well, and I was looking up Chat GPT and I was waiting and it was generating.
58:40 Speaker 03 Kids with the chat. It was generating some funny thing for you to say.
58:45 Speaker 03 This is the real problem.
58:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, this is the problem with these.
58:47 Speaker 03 We were waiting for ChatGPT to help you say something funny.
58:50 Bobby Lee? Do you ChatGPT jokes?
58:52 Speaker 03 No, no.
58:54 Bobby Lee? No, I'll be real, be real.
58:55 Speaker 03 But it can't do jokes. Has it done a joke yet?
58:57 Bobby Lee? No, I don't know. I mean, I think you could.
58:59 Speaker 03 Is there any evidence?
59:00 Speaker 02 No, chat is super corny.
59:02 Speaker 03 Yeah, no, it's never, but I, I, not that I'm saying we're in a safe area from it, because we're probably not. But for now, I've never heard a generated artificial intelligence joke.
59:16 Speaker 02 No.
59:17 Speaker 03 That made me laugh.
59:18 Speaker 02 Right. And even if you tell chat, like, hey, make it edgier, punch it up, it's still super corny.
59:23 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
59:24 Speaker 03 I don't know if it.
59:25 Bobby Lee? It's learning though. Is it not learning?
59:27 Speaker 03 But how can you learn that?
59:29 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
59:30 Speaker 03 Well, that's what's weird. I, before I got rid of, I got rid of ChatGPT because it's, you know, scary. But before I got rid of it, I let it give me notes on things.
59:38 Bobby Lee? Yes.
59:39 Speaker 03 So I had it give me notes on a, a musical that I've written for the state. And I, I said, uh, tell me what you think of this, which was really interesting.
59:51 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
59:51 Speaker 03 For a robot to say what they thought of something because it, like, and it goes one, one thousand, here's thoughts on the script. And one of the things it said was it got to this one song. And it said in all caps, hilarious. And I was like, why did, why would the robot think that?
1:00:10 Bobby Lee? Was it hilarious?
1:00:11 Speaker 03 I think it is hilarious.
1:00:14 Bobby Lee? Then why would you trust it?
1:00:15 Speaker 03 That's what was really, really eerie.
1:00:17 Bobby Lee? Right.
1:00:18 Speaker 03 Because it got to a thing that I think most humans would say, oh, that's really fucking funny. That part, that part's really funny.
1:00:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:00:24 Speaker 03 And the robot thought that too.
1:00:26 Bobby Lee? Yes.
1:00:26 Speaker 03 But how? It's never heard anything really funny.
1:00:30 Bobby Lee? I, I, I.
1:00:31 Speaker 03 Like, it doesn't think something funny.
1:00:32 Speaker 02 But I think things are being uploaded.
1:00:35 Speaker 03 That it just.
1:00:35 Speaker 02 Every single day.
1:00:36 Speaker 03 Convinces it?
1:00:37 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:00:37 Bobby Lee? I don't know, because if something is trying to survive, maybe it does think it's funny.
1:00:42 Speaker 03 It is trying to survive.
1:00:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:00:43 Speaker 03 It's definitely also trying to make me feel good.
1:00:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's trying to make you feel good, but it's also trying to survive.
1:00:49 Speaker 03 Well, I've asked it, I've, I've asked occasionally before I, again, before I deleted it, I asked it to like, tell, like, tell me my own bio.
1:00:56 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
1:00:57 Speaker 03 And it will say like, fucking journeyman.
1:01:00 Bobby Lee? Are you not a journeyman?
1:01:03 Speaker 03 Well, no, I am.
1:01:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A legend of cult. Yes, you will work forever.
1:01:09 Speaker 03 It, well, it, but it definitely really gooses your boat a little bit. Like, it definitely is like trying to be like.
1:01:15 Bobby Lee? You're like Ian McKellen or whatever. You're Gandalf.
1:01:18 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:01:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, you're gonna work forever.
1:01:21 Speaker 03 That'd be great, though.
1:01:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:01:22 Speaker 03 Do we have to work forever, though?
1:01:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:01:24 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:01:24 Bobby Lee? Do you have an age?
1:01:25 Speaker 02 Would you have a stopping point?
1:01:26 Bobby Lee? I have a stopping point.
1:01:26 Speaker 03 That's a great question. You do? What is it?
1:01:28 Bobby Lee? I think sixty.
1:01:29 Speaker 03 Fuck.
1:01:30 Speaker 02 Oh, it's absolute.
1:01:30 Speaker 03 You know how close I am to that?
1:01:32 Bobby Lee? Really? How many years?
1:01:33 Speaker 03 I'll be fifty-six this year.
1:01:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'll be fifty-five this year.
1:01:35 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:01:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:01:36 Speaker 03 We're very close.
1:01:37 Speaker 02 Sixty, and then what?
1:01:38 Bobby Lee? And then what?
1:01:39 Speaker 02 So you're not going by if, when I get this, you're going by age.
1:01:43 Speaker 03 Right.
1:01:43 Bobby Lee? What?
1:01:43 Speaker 02 Which is weird, you're going by age and not like.
1:01:45 Speaker 03 But I, I think that's what you have to go by, because nobody will ever tell you it's enough to stop.
1:01:49 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:01:50 Speaker 03 Like, when will anyone ever say, "Great, you can stop"? No one will say that, ever.
1:01:55 Speaker 02 I, I just don't believe him.
1:01:56 Speaker 03 In the, in the way we live now, yeah.
1:01:57 Speaker 02 I, I don't believe him just because he does have that disease of like, it's never enough.
1:02:02 Bobby Lee? Can I, can I, can I make an argument, though, please?
1:02:04 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:02:04 Bobby Lee? All right, since it is.
1:02:05 Speaker 03 Should I get the notepad out, or?
1:02:06 Bobby Lee? No, you don't, you don't need to, no, no, no. My argument is this, okay, and I, and I had a spiritual revelation. Not a spiritual revelation, but something that like, was like, oh, that was philosophical.
1:02:15 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:02:16 Bobby Lee? All right? Which was, I was talking to my agent, right, and, and I go, "Yeah, I need to make this amount before I can retire", and he goes, "You know, it's so interesting, ten years ago, you said this amount."
1:02:29 Speaker 03 Correct.
1:02:29 Bobby Lee? Right, and you passed that amount a long, long time ago.
1:02:32 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:02:33 Bobby Lee? And it changed.
1:02:34 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm.
1:02:34 Bobby Lee? And you go, and I thought to myself, "Wow, that is interesting."
1:02:38 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:02:38 Bobby Lee? Right? So, it never ends.
1:02:41 Speaker 02 No, it never ends, because you forget the original dream.
1:02:43 Speaker 03 You forget the dream.
1:02:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:02:44 Speaker 03 And also shit got worse.
1:02:45 Bobby Lee? Well, I never made it.
1:02:45 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:02:46 Bobby Lee? I don't, I feel like I never made it.
1:02:47 Speaker 02 But I don't think you ever will in your own mind.
1:02:49 Speaker 03 But nobody does who, who does stuff.
1:02:52 Bobby Lee? What, what do you mean?
1:02:53 Speaker 02 No, I think you're right, yeah.
1:02:54 Speaker 03 I think everyone who likes to do the kinds of things we do, which is movies and comedy and writing stuff.
1:03:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:03:01 Speaker 03 Feels like it's a struggle all the time.
1:03:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:03:03 Speaker 03 Don't you think?
1:03:04 Bobby Lee? Yes.
1:03:04 Speaker 03 I feel like, I mean, look, you have a beautiful house, and you have a, people give you free cars. Like, you know, they're, they're, they're funny, they're not the dream color. But, they gave it to you. Like, objectively, you could just say, like, "Oh, man, he's, he did it."
1:03:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:03:22 Speaker 03 Crushed it, done. But, from the inside...
1:03:26 Speaker 03 Everyone, I think people, I think the real people that you're around. I think it's good that it always, you know, it, not that it's good that it always feels like a struggle.
1:03:34 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
1:03:34 Speaker 03 But, never feels easy.
1:03:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it, it, it always feels a little hard, but I'm, but in my mind, I'm like, I got everything that ever I want, I ever wanted. And, I did. I got everything I ever wanted. You know what I mean? I got a text from somebody the other day that I wanna name names.
1:03:53 Speaker 03 Somebody very cool.
1:03:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, someone pretty cool.
1:03:55 Speaker 03 You have cool fans.
1:03:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and it was like, he sent me a really funny video, and I'm like, wow, I can't believe I know that guy. You know what I mean?
1:04:01 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:04:02 Bobby Lee? And then like, in my mind, I'm like, I think I have enough. Yeah, I did everything that I thought that, you know, I, I ever wanted to do. I've done films, TV, podcasting, animation.
1:04:13 Speaker 03 How many more theaters can you get banned from?
1:04:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:04:16 Speaker 02 But then what, though?
1:04:17 Speaker 03 But then what?
1:04:18 Speaker 02 Like, what replaces this?
1:04:19 Speaker 03 Also, we live longer. We live so much longer.
1:04:22 Bobby Lee? Well, I, I have different hobbies now.
1:04:24 Speaker 02 Like, what?
1:04:27 Bobby Lee? Well, I, I don't know if you, have you seen my-
1:04:29 Speaker 03 Is one of them just real pretty girls?
1:04:30 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, no, no, no. I have a girlfriend now, I have a girlfriend now.
1:04:33 Speaker 03 You always have a girlfriend.
1:04:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I have a very beautiful girlfriend now, and everyone loves her.
1:04:36 Speaker 03 As opposed to when?
1:04:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, exactly.
1:04:38 Speaker 03 Cause you always, yeah.
1:04:39 Speaker 02 He's always had pretty girls.
1:04:40 Speaker 03 Yes, I'm well aware.
1:04:41 Bobby Lee? So I have a new, I have a new hobby now. If you look at my, um, um, um, um, my deck, you know, there's things laying out there.
1:04:48 Speaker 03 Let's talk about it. What do you got? What is the new hobby?
1:04:50 Bobby Lee? This is my new hobby.
1:04:52 Speaker 03 Ron of Japan? A film by Kurosawa?
1:04:54 Bobby Lee? No. So I, I take brand new shirts, and I try to make them look vintage.
1:04:58 Speaker 03 Bobby, this is not a new hobby. You were doing this with Jews when we-
1:05:02 Bobby Lee? I know, I know, I was with you.
1:05:04 Speaker 03 This is a weird thing that you love to do. It's also not a hobby, it's also a business.
1:05:09 Bobby Lee? You remember that? Yeah, you remember that.
1:05:11 Speaker 03 But you also, again, this is all legally a side hustle.
1:05:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:05:14 Speaker 03 Like, I have a model railroad. That's a hobby.
1:05:16 Bobby Lee? Yes.
1:05:17 Speaker 03 I'm not using it to make, I'm not making that model railroad money. I'm just fucking model railroading.
1:05:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm not selling these.
1:05:24 Speaker 03 Oh, you're not?
1:05:24 Bobby Lee? No.
1:05:25 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:05:25 Bobby Lee? These are for myself.
1:05:26 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:05:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. And then I have other, like Carlos and other friends of mine, they're like, yeah, we want you to do ours.
1:05:32 Speaker 03 So you are gonna sell them?
1:05:33 Bobby Lee? No, no, I'm gonna give it them for free.
1:05:34 Speaker 03 It's gonna be like a pyramid.
1:05:35 Bobby Lee? Well, it's for free.
1:05:36 Speaker 02 Join Bobby's Club. My question is this. Called Bobby's Club.
1:05:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:05:39 Speaker 02 Okay, so.
1:05:39 Bobby Lee? I didn't look, I think this, I just got this three days ago, it was pretty good.
1:05:43 Speaker 02 I think one can argue that a lot of this, like, chase. Nothing on that. Of, like, stand up. You get your daily dopamine hit, like, what's gonna replace that? Because that's what I fear. Yeah. I fear that you're not gonna get this daily hit of dopamine, like, and you are, you have that addict mentality a little bit, like, I hope it's just the t-shirts, but like, could it? Yoga.
1:06:03 Speaker 03 Yoga's the best.
1:06:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:06:04 Speaker 03 Oh, you wanna come with me?
1:06:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:06:05 Speaker 03 I go almost every day to hot yoga.
1:06:07 Speaker 02 Oh, wow.
1:06:08 Speaker 03 You would love it.
1:06:09 Bobby Lee? You don't even live in L.A. anymore.
1:06:11 Speaker 03 I do. We have, I have and have. We're mostly in Wisconsin.
1:06:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but you're in a complex, I, I'm beginning. You're, you're in a complex.
1:06:18 Speaker 03 Yeah, you would be like, in a couple, like, in one weekend, you'd be like, you'd feel amazing.
1:06:21 Bobby Lee? Okay, where is it?
1:06:22 Speaker 02 Are you in, like, an advanced yoga?
1:06:24 Speaker 03 I go to a hot yoga class basically every day.
1:06:27 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:06:28 Speaker 03 It's really fun.
1:06:28 Bobby Lee? Okay, and when, what days do you do it?
1:06:30 Speaker 03 I do, almost like Monday through Friday.
1:06:32 Bobby Lee? Okay, can you do it next week? My, my schedule is freer next week.
1:06:35 Speaker 03 I would totally go to yoga with you next week.
1:06:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. I'll do it next week.
1:06:38 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:06:39 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:06:39 Speaker 03 Um, it, uh, the first time you will feel like you're dying.
1:06:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, especially the hot yoga. Can you put some salt?
1:06:46 Speaker 03 Yeah, you'll wanna, I, I mean, I drink, when I do that, I bring in like two giant things of water, like, that big.
1:06:51 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, yeah.
1:06:52 Speaker 03 And I basically.
1:06:53 Bobby Lee? I'll put salt in it.
1:06:53 Speaker 02 And electrolytes, you gotta.
1:06:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'll get, yeah, electrolytes.
1:06:56 Speaker 03 First time you feel kinda like you're dying.
1:06:58 Speaker 02 Even like basic poses in hot yoga, you feel like you're dying.
1:07:01 Bobby Lee? You can't make fun of me, though.
1:07:02 Speaker 03 I would never make fun of you.
1:07:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, cuz if I.
1:07:03 Speaker 03 I don't make fun of you in life.
1:07:04 Bobby Lee? I know, but if I'm doing a thing and I can't do it.
1:07:06 Speaker 03 If you do that, I will make fun of you. We're never doing Ganeshia, River of Opticles.
1:07:10 Bobby Lee? We're not doing this?
1:07:11 Speaker 03 That's so funny. I watch, I watch a lot of, uh, there's a lot of, like, ads on TV that always people are doing, like, yoga in.
1:07:18 Bobby Lee? Mmm.
1:07:19 Speaker 03 And it's always, they're like, real dry, and they're outside.
1:07:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:07:23 Speaker 03 It's real casual.
1:07:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:07:24 Speaker 03 And I've never seen that kinda yoga.
1:07:26 Bobby Lee? Well, downward dog, you do that, right?
1:07:28 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah.
1:07:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I know how to, I know the basics.
1:07:31 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:07:31 Bobby Lee? Of, of the yoga.
1:07:32 Speaker 03 You would love it.
1:07:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:07:33 Speaker 02 Yeah, over the pandemic.
1:07:34 Speaker 03 Kind of a high.
1:07:35 Speaker 02 Over the pandemic, he was doing it every day at home.
1:07:37 Bobby Lee? Mmm.
1:07:38 Speaker 02 You know, private classes with Cara.
1:07:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I did.
1:07:40 Speaker 03 Kind of a, it's a little bit of a high, cuz you get, like, you get out of your head a little bit, because, especially when it's hot, you're. You know, at a certain point, you're just like, your heartbeat is kind of at its, the highest it goes.
1:07:52 Bobby Lee? Can I take breaks?
1:07:53 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, of course. You have to.
1:07:55 Bobby Lee? Well, can I have a conversation with the instructor?
1:07:58 Speaker 03 Nah, we're not doing that, no.
1:07:59 Bobby Lee? No, I just have to say, I'm so, I'm like-
1:08:01 Speaker 02 Oh, before, before?
1:08:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, before, I'm just, I'm new, I'll be in the back.
1:08:06 Speaker 03 They have paddles and stuff.
1:08:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I'll be in the back.
1:08:08 Speaker 03 Yeah, like, what if you die? What if this solves two problems? Which is, you already did everything you wanted to do. You have enough money.
1:08:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:08:15 Speaker 03 And then I kill you at yoga.
1:08:18 Speaker 03 In some ways-
1:08:19 Bobby Lee? That'd be great. Look at that movie, Obsession. It costs less than a million dollars. It's gonna make a hundred million dollars in the box office.
1:08:24 Speaker 03 I'm seeing it tomorrow, I can't wait.
1:08:25 Bobby Lee? It's unbelievable.
1:08:26 Speaker 03 My son just showed me the sketches of that guy.
1:08:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:08:30 Speaker 03 Which I'm a little late to the game of, but he's got some fucking killer sketches.
1:08:33 Bobby Lee? Killer sketches.
1:08:33 Speaker 03 Did you see his Uber driver, get me a coffee?
1:08:36 Bobby Lee? Oh, yes.
1:08:36 Speaker 03 Oh, my god.
1:08:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when you watch that movie, you go, oh, you can do this.
1:08:41 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:08:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah. How much did this new movie cost that you're in?
1:08:45 Speaker 03 Uh, the Gail Daughtry movie? With Gail Daughtry and Everywhere in Theaters, June 10th, from the makers of, uh, um-
1:08:53 Speaker 03 Sorry, the coke got me really good, guys, I apologize. Um, from the makers of Wet Hot American Summer and other stuff. It's in the notes right here.
1:09:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see that movie?
1:09:03 Speaker 03 It's movie hard.
1:09:04 Speaker 04 Wet Hot American Summer? Yeah, it's a great movie.
1:09:05 Speaker 03 Yeah, Wet Hot, that's, uh, yeah, that's, uh, Wayno and, uh, those guys, David Wayne.
1:09:09 Bobby Lee? Were you in that movie?
1:09:09 Speaker 03 From the state. I am not in Wet Hot American Summer.
1:09:12 Bobby Lee? That was one of those movies where I was like, I wish I could've got a read for that.
1:09:15 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, me too. Yeah, I'm not in that one at all.
1:09:17 Bobby Lee? It's a legend.
1:09:17 Speaker 03 I'm in a couple Wayno, David Wayne movies. I'm in the 10.
1:09:21 Bobby Lee? You're in a Batman movie?
1:09:22 Speaker 03 I'm in The Dark Knight Rises.
1:09:23 Bobby Lee? Yes, that's, that right there is it.
1:09:26 Speaker 03 That was very, I was very lucky to be in that. That-
1:09:28 Bobby Lee? We talked about that, but last time we were here-
1:09:30 Speaker 03 Yeah, we probably talked about it, yeah.
1:09:31 Bobby Lee? Oh, we're talking about it, yeah.
1:09:31 Speaker 03 When you guys were still a thing.
1:09:33 Speaker 02 We were still a thing.
1:09:33 Bobby Lee? Oh, we were a thing.
1:09:34 Speaker 02 This is when I think-
1:09:34 Speaker 03 How does this work? It works okay?
1:09:36 Speaker 02 Wait, I, I, I wanna honor your whole big jugs thing, because I had fake boobs at that time. This was before.
1:09:43 Bobby Lee? Oh!
1:09:44 Speaker 02 Before I took 'em out.
1:09:46 Bobby Lee? She had the big tits.
1:09:47 Speaker 02 Yes, you were right about that.
1:09:48 Speaker 03 I never use the word. I think tits is such a weird-
1:09:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm sorry, breasts. Breasts is, is-
1:09:51 Speaker 02 Breasts, yeah.
1:09:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:09:53 Speaker 04 He said chesty.
1:09:54 Speaker 03 You had some-
1:09:55 Speaker 02 And I was very chesty.
1:09:57 Speaker 03 You had some great big bosoms.
1:09:58 Speaker 02 Yes.
1:09:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:09:59 Speaker 03 And I'm not, oh, we, we have a clip of it.
1:10:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:10:02 Speaker 03 Oh, I love, I missed that.
1:10:03 Bobby Lee? Oh, this is when we were living in the apartment.
1:10:05 Speaker 04 Seven years ago.
1:10:06 Speaker 02 This was golden years.
1:10:07 Speaker 03 You guys lived in such a sketchy apartment.
1:10:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, this is.
1:10:11 Speaker 03 Oh, you have the low hat. What's up with the low hat? You were, were you feeling nervous?
1:10:15 Bobby Lee? Are you Melania Trump there, Clara? What the fuck?
1:10:18 Speaker 02 Oh, this is just like younger.
1:10:19 Bobby Lee? You were so, you're so hot.
1:10:24 Speaker 03 Bobby, you look younger now.
1:10:26 Bobby Lee? I think I do, yeah.
1:10:27 Speaker 03 Yeah, you look better now.
1:10:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:10:29 Speaker 02 Oh, my D was so white.
1:10:31 Speaker 00 Were you doing yoga here at this time?
1:10:33 Bobby Lee? You look like a congressman.
1:10:34 Speaker 03 No, I don't think so.
1:10:35 Speaker 00 You look younger.
1:10:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:10:37 Speaker 03 I look younger now.
1:10:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. I feel like you don't want to be there, just based on the...
1:10:41 Speaker 03 Oh, Bobby, I had a great time.
1:10:44 Speaker 03 We did some very funny bits.
1:10:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:10:46 Speaker 03 This is up on Beechwood Drive.
1:10:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, this is on Beechwood, yeah, when I lived there, yeah.
1:10:49 Speaker 03 Um, but so you guys broke up and still do this?
1:10:52 Speaker 02 Yeah, we were together for 10 years.
1:10:53 Speaker 03 It's very grown up. Really, it's really important.
1:10:55 Bobby Lee? No, I, she has a baby now?
1:10:57 Speaker 02 I have a baby. My baby loves him all day. He's like, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
1:11:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I love the baby.
1:11:02 Speaker 02 No, we're good. We vacation together.
1:11:04 Bobby Lee? We vacation together.
1:11:04 Speaker 02 Love his girlfriend.
1:11:05 Speaker 03 Well, don't make it weird. I saw your girlfriend last week on a FaceTime in the background, because remember we called you from the movie, the other movie that I'm in? You don't remember this? Arden called you.
1:11:14 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:11:15 Speaker 03 And I jokingly said, I bet there's gonna be some like...
1:11:18 Bobby Lee? The Christmas movie that you're coming?
1:11:19 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, that's the movie comes out in November, but...
1:11:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:11:21 Speaker 03 Um, I was like, right before we FaceTimed you, I'm like, I bet there's some like hot girl lying around.
1:11:30 Speaker 03 And then literally, like, you picked up, you're like, hey! And I was like, hey, is there a hot girl lying around? And you panned over, and there was like somebody getting sun, which we don't do anymore.
1:11:38 Speaker 02 We don't?
1:11:38 Bobby Lee? No, what are we, she's...
1:11:40 Speaker 03 Where have you been?
1:11:40 Bobby Lee? Wait, wait, wait. She was getting sun? What is...
1:11:42 Speaker 03 She was out tanning in the, like, a bikini.
1:11:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I was tanning as well.
1:11:45 Speaker 03 You don't, we don't do that.
1:11:46 Bobby Lee? Why?
1:11:47 Speaker 02 I do.
1:11:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:11:48 Speaker 03 Let me get Dr. Meckelberg. You know you're not supposed to.
1:11:50 Bobby Lee? But you look tan!
1:11:51 Speaker 03 It's the only, that's blood pressure, I'm Irish.
1:11:55 Speaker 03 I got bad blood pressure.
1:11:55 Speaker 02 How do we get our vitamin D then?
1:11:57 Speaker 03 Oh, from a, I don't know.
1:11:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:11:59 Speaker 03 From raw milk.
1:12:02 Bobby Lee? It's really sun tanning not good for you then?
1:12:04 Speaker 02 Well, no, you just have to breathe.
1:12:05 Speaker 03 You've never heard this?
1:12:06 Bobby Lee? No, I've never heard this.
1:12:07 Speaker 03 I guess Irish people get told this earlier. You've heard this, right?
1:12:10 Speaker 04 No.
1:12:10 Speaker 03 To never get sun?
1:12:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:12:12 Speaker 03 Okay, ready for this?
1:12:13 Speaker 02 He's a beach boy.
1:12:14 Speaker 03 Get ready, get ready, get ready. Can you put up Canadian truck driver sun damage?
1:12:18 Speaker 04 I mean, what?
1:12:19 Speaker 03 There is a-
1:12:19 Speaker 04 What kind of Google is that?
1:12:20 Speaker 03 Get ready.
1:12:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:12:21 Speaker 03 Canadian truck driver, sun damage.
1:12:23 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:12:24 Speaker 03 Oh. There is a Canadian trucker whose left side of his face is at the window getting sun on it all the time?
1:12:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:12:30 Speaker 03 Check it out.
1:12:31 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:12:32 Speaker 03 This is the sun on one side of your face and not the other.
1:12:34 Bobby Lee? Okay, alright, that's white though. It's for white people.
1:12:38 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:12:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:12:39 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:12:39 Bobby Lee? Asians, we don't do this.
1:12:41 Speaker 03 But Asians, Koreans make- wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:12:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:12:49 Bobby Lee? I understand.
1:12:49 Speaker 03 Koreans, maybe you've heard of them?
1:12:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:12:52 Speaker 03 Make the best-
1:12:53 Speaker 02 Yep.
1:12:54 Speaker 03 -sunscreens in the world.
1:12:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:12:56 Speaker 03 And we cannot get them here because we're fucked.
1:12:59 Bobby Lee? Olive, what's that new company?
1:13:00 Speaker 02 Olive Young, Olive Young found Pasadena.
1:13:02 Speaker 03 We can get it?
1:13:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:13:03 Speaker 03 Okay, because it's to be illegal.
1:13:05 Bobby Lee? There's a mile-long line to get into the fucking place.
1:13:09 Speaker 02 Olive Young, yeah.
1:13:10 Speaker 03 I'm gonna call somebody.
1:13:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, oh, you can get me front row? Olive Young?
1:13:14 Speaker 03 I'm gonna get you. Wait, they're Korean, they're Korean?
1:13:16 Bobby Lee? Chicago?
1:13:18 Speaker 03 Maybe you get me.
1:13:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:13:19 Speaker 02 They're the largest Korean retailer for beauty stuff.
1:13:22 Speaker 03 And they, and they have a Pasadena brick and mortar?
1:13:25 Speaker 02 They just opened over the weekend, yeah.
1:13:25 Bobby Lee? But-
1:13:26 Speaker 03 That's sun damage, guys.
1:13:27 Bobby Lee? I know, but the sun damage creams for Koreans, I believe, is because they wanna stay white.
1:13:32 Speaker 03 Right.
1:13:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I wanna get tanned.
1:13:35 Speaker 03 Right.
1:13:35 Bobby Lee? You don't, you don't, it's not because of damage.
1:13:37 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:13:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, but you don't wanna get sun on your face anyway.
1:13:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, this, she wants to stay white.
1:13:41 Speaker 03 I live by Koreatown.
1:13:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, start from there.
1:13:43 Speaker 03 Which are two things that are great.
1:13:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:13:45 Speaker 03 Uh, one is I get to see people, everybody dresses like the Invisible Man, the Korean ladies when they walk around my neighborhood.
1:13:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, sure.
1:13:51 Speaker 03 Nobody's gonna get one, literally gloves, visor, mask, this.
1:13:55 Bobby Lee? Yes.
1:13:55 Speaker 03 There's nothing.
1:13:56 Bobby Lee? Yes.
1:13:56 Speaker 03 You can't see anything.
1:13:57 Bobby Lee? Sure.
1:13:57 Speaker 03 It's a great bit.
1:14:00 Speaker 03 And then Koreans are so thrifty, if you need to buy a piano, go to, go to K-Town.
1:14:04 Bobby Lee? Why?
1:14:05 Speaker 03 That's where I got my piano.
1:14:06 Bobby Lee? It's cheaper.
1:14:07 Speaker 03 Koreans are culturally thrifty.
1:14:09 Bobby Lee? Oh.
1:14:10 Speaker 03 And they're not gonna get ripped off on a piano.
1:14:12 Bobby Lee? Oh, that was-
1:14:12 Speaker 03 So if you go to Ahn's Piano, I don't work for them, go there.
1:14:17 Bobby Lee? Okay, good.
1:14:18 Speaker 03 On's piano.
1:14:19 Bobby Lee? On's piano, yeah. Koreatown in general is a lively.
1:14:23 Speaker 03 It's lively.
1:14:23 Bobby Lee? It's a lively town.
1:14:24 Speaker 03 But it's also, you're not gonna get ripped off.
1:14:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, do you spa?
1:14:28 Speaker 03 I don't.
1:14:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:14:29 Speaker 03 I just feel weird about that.
1:14:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'd spa with you.
1:14:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, but then is my wiener just out and is everybody talking about it?
1:14:35 Bobby Lee? Well, the whites, you know, the whites put the shorts on.
1:14:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, I'm probably one of those whites.
1:14:40 Bobby Lee? Oh, really? You won't free ball it?
1:14:42 Speaker 03 Well.
1:14:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:14:43 Speaker 03 I don't know everybody yet.
1:14:44 Bobby Lee? I know. I understand that.
1:14:47 Speaker 03 And this is weird, like you try to get a little bit of a boner so you just don't feel like.
1:14:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:14:52 Speaker 03 Let's just talk through it.
1:14:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, let's talk through it.
1:14:54 Speaker 03 Let's talk through it.
1:14:55 Bobby Lee? Let's talk through it, let's talk.
1:14:55 Speaker 03 So the first time I go spa with you, I'm like, am I trying to get a little bit of a boner?
1:14:59 Bobby Lee? No.
1:15:00 Speaker 03 Just so it looks fun, more fun when I'm hanging out with Bobby.
1:15:02 Bobby Lee? We do eye talk.
1:15:03 Speaker 03 And then I'm like.
1:15:04 Bobby Lee? Right. Eye contact.
1:15:05 Speaker 03 But then my next thought is, why am I doing that? It's just we're just regular guys.
1:15:09 Bobby Lee? Yes.
1:15:09 Speaker 03 But I'm still probably gonna try to get a shower for you a little bit. I mean, you know, I mean, just cause like.
1:15:14 Bobby Lee? What I'm saying to you is, this is what I do when I'm in the scene room.
1:15:17 Speaker 03 You do a little shower?
1:15:18 Bobby Lee? No, I tuck.
1:15:19 Speaker 03 Uh huh.
1:15:20 Bobby Lee? Cross my legs.
1:15:21 Speaker 03 Oh, you do a, you do a Silence of the Lambs?
1:15:23 Bobby Lee? I Silence of the Lambs, yeah.
1:15:24 Speaker 03 You do a Silence of the Lambs, "I'd fuck me."
1:15:28 Speaker 03 I'd fuck you. Yeah, it's totally normal.
1:15:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I do that.
1:15:31 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:15:32 Bobby Lee? And I, I'll have pleasant, I'll have my arms like this, I'll have pleasant conversation.
1:15:35 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:15:35 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? About Israel, whatever you wanna talk about, you know what I mean?
1:15:38 Speaker 03 You're having a pleasant conversation about Israel.
1:15:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:15:42 Speaker 03 While your wieners shove.
1:15:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:15:45 Speaker 03 And you're in a hundred and five degrees room.
1:15:47 Bobby Lee? I straight to the hormuz it. I shut it down.
1:15:49 Speaker 03 You're gonna love you.
1:15:50 Bobby Lee? I hormuz it.
1:15:51 Speaker 03 You are gonna love you.
1:15:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:15:52 Speaker 03 If you can sit on your own dick.
1:15:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I can.
1:15:54 Speaker 03 In a hot tub?
1:15:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So I don't, you know, when I, I have brought friends to, Ian Edwards, I don't know if you know him?
1:16:01 Speaker 03 IMDb Star Meter, let's go.
1:16:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:16:04 Speaker 03 I wonder if mine has gone up or down?
1:16:06 Bobby Lee? Chappelle Lacy I brought to the spa.
1:16:08 Speaker 02 Why do you only bring black guys?
1:16:09 Speaker 04 There's a trend.
1:16:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, black guys.
1:16:11 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:16:11 Bobby Lee? And because.
1:16:12 Speaker 03 You only bring in the brothers.
1:16:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I bring the brothers there and they get a little scared.
1:16:16 Speaker 03 Give everybody a thrill?
1:16:17 Bobby Lee? No, I mean, it's cool to walk into a Korean spa.
1:16:20 Speaker 03 With a black guy.
1:16:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:16:21 Speaker 03 You feel like Bobby Lee.
1:16:23 Bobby Lee? They're gonna free ball it always, right? Well, you, you're, you're gonna be like, um, excuse me, what are the shorts?
1:16:28 Speaker 03 Correct.
1:16:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I don't want that, it's embarrassing.
1:16:30 Speaker 03 Very good impression of me at the spa.
1:16:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:16:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:16:35 Speaker 03 I'm this guy, right?
1:16:36 Speaker 04 No! Also, if you're tucking your dick into your leg, shouldn't you just put the shorts on at that point? If you're tucking it into your-
1:16:42 Speaker 03 I feel like you have gone a roundabout way-
1:16:44 Speaker 04 Yes.
1:16:45 Speaker 03 To just not have shorts on.
1:16:46 Speaker 04 I thought it was like, "Oh, be open."
1:16:47 Speaker 03 But you're literally sitting on your own dick.
1:16:48 Bobby Lee? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1:16:49 Speaker 02 That's a great question. Look, why are you tucking?
1:16:51 Speaker 03 Why are you tucking?
1:16:53 Bobby Lee? I'm sorry. Okay, it's not as if I get naked and tuck immediately and walk to the fucking steam room top.
1:17:00 Speaker 02 Because that's what it sounds like.
1:17:00 Speaker 03 That's what it sounds like.
1:17:01 Bobby Lee? No, what I'm-
1:17:02 Speaker 03 Exactly what it sounds like.
1:17:03 Bobby Lee? I know, but what I'm doing is I'm free balling it, like a man, almost opened armed.
1:17:08 Speaker 03 Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go the opposite way. I'm gonna put the shorts on and I'm gonna sit in a way that definitely everything just falls out.
1:17:15 Speaker 04 Chicago theater style.
1:17:16 Speaker 03 I'm totally okay to do a Chicago theater stuff. Just like, I definitely put shorts on-
1:17:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:17:23 Speaker 03 But then-
1:17:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So, uh-
1:17:27 Speaker 03 Peek-a-boo.
1:17:28 Bobby Lee? But then when I sit, so I don't make people feel uncomfortable, I do the tuck and then sit like that.
1:17:34 Speaker 03 I feel like there's a solid chance you make some of the old guys uncomfortable anyway. Just with your vibes.
1:17:39 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, because Koreans, right, they, we're, it's just a part of our culture.
1:17:44 Speaker 03 Right.
1:17:44 Bobby Lee? So Korean men, and we just, we just free ball it. There's no, I mean, we don't rub one out to make it look bigger. We know that black guys have bigger ones. You know what I mean? We accept the social, you know what I mean?
1:17:55 Speaker 03 Right.
1:17:55 Bobby Lee? Right, so it's like, you know, and the whites-
1:17:57 Speaker 03 If I'm sitting there trying to maintain a three-quarter-
1:17:59 Bobby Lee? That would be weird, and I, yeah, don't come.
1:18:01 Speaker 03 No.
1:18:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I don't-
1:18:02 Speaker 03 Obviously, I'm not gonna come. I'm just gonna maintain-
1:18:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:18:06 Speaker 03 A photographable-
1:18:08 Bobby Lee? Oh, I didn't mean coming that way. I said, "Don't come with me."
1:18:11 Speaker 03 No, no, I'm talking about, I'm just talking about keeping it camera ready.
1:18:14 Bobby Lee? Right, right.
1:18:15 Speaker 03 Which is like, there's some effort to that. Ladies don't know about this, but, you know.
1:18:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I did have a, I pitched a show to end-
1:18:22 Speaker 03 You know, you have good hair days.
1:18:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. I pitched a show about a Korean spa. Yeah, and, um, and it, they, you know, they bought it, but we-
1:18:29 Speaker 03 Did we get to see Dongs in it?
1:18:30 Bobby Lee? It didn't, well, it was a single camera show and there was that conversation with two guys.
1:18:34 Speaker 03 Is it a Korean spa called Seedongs?
1:18:38 Bobby Lee? No, no, no.
1:18:40 Bobby Lee? There was a tentative name, but.
1:18:42 Speaker 03 And it's not C. Dong.
1:18:43 Bobby Lee? No, no, they didn't. It didn't go to the pilot level. You ever pitched and then it didn't go to the pilot level?
1:18:50 Speaker 03 Literally, most of my life.
1:18:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:18:53 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:18:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it hurts.
1:18:55 Speaker 03 I would say the best of our career, there's the other thing about when do you stop? Like, at the, if you do like comedy, screenplays, TV writing, stuff like that. If you go one for eight, or one for 10, you're the best in the world.
1:19:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:19:13 Speaker 03 And that's if you're going one for 10.
1:19:14 Bobby Lee? One for 10.
1:19:15 Speaker 03 Yeah. You are among the best at this.
1:19:18 Speaker 02 In your career so far, how much of it feels like you're up here, like percentage wise? And how much of it feels like you're in the trenches?
1:19:26 Speaker 03 It always feels like I'm in the trenches, I would say. I mean, there's been times where I'm like, oh, that was fun, or I got, I made some money from that, or something like that.
1:19:32 Speaker 02 Do you think when it stops, that you could feel, you could be up here a little longer?
1:19:37 Speaker 03 This is a scary thing of why we sometimes ask ChatGPT to like, tell me what you think of my career. Like, but you're, I mean, this is very true, yeah.
1:19:44 Speaker 02 The roller coaster of it all is the hit. That's the addiction. It's just like being in a bad relationship, a toxic relationship of like, you know, the makeup sex when, you know, right after the big breakup or whatever.
1:19:56 Bobby Lee? Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, the whole point of it is that's not the point of living life.
1:20:01 Speaker 02 Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
1:20:03 Bobby Lee? So basically, what I'm trying to do, let me just say what I'm gonna say, okay? But, you know, I'm almost at that point where I'm like, okay, I'm good. And once I get that, I'm done.
1:20:13 Speaker 03 You're not gonna be though.
1:20:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I will be. And I'll tell you.
1:20:15 Speaker 03 We gotta make him sign something.
1:20:16 Bobby Lee? Because I'm gonna move to Hawaii.
1:20:18 Speaker 03 No, none of this is happening.
1:20:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's gonna happen. At 60, I'm gonna move to Hawaii, and when I'm gonna, let me finish.
1:20:23 Speaker 03 I'm no, I'm, you talking, and I keep saying no is how the bit works.
1:20:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah. You're yes, anding, in a reverse way.
1:20:30 Speaker 03 Correct.
1:20:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, okay, good. So what I'm gonna do is I'm going to go to Hawaii.
1:20:34 Speaker 03 No.
1:20:38 Speaker 03 I mean, you might.
1:20:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I will.
1:20:39 Speaker 03 And then you're gonna do some dates.
1:20:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, no, no.
1:20:42 Speaker 03 Do a worldwide tour. And then you're gonna meet some other hot girl.
1:20:47 Bobby Lee? So I'm gonna go to Hawaii and I'm going to, um...
1:20:50 Speaker 03 Do you believe this?
1:20:52 Speaker 02 I believe the Hawaii thing.
1:20:53 Speaker 04 So far, yeah.
1:20:55 Speaker 03 And you're gonna like, and you're gonna like...
1:20:56 Bobby Lee? Believe me so far.
1:20:57 Speaker 03 You're gonna grow vegetables and stuff?
1:20:59 Bobby Lee? Oh, not just...
1:20:59 Speaker 03 You're gonna be live off the...
1:21:01 Bobby Lee? Well, right now, there's a lot, there's a lot of cat, like, cats that need help, right? There's no real cat sanctuaries on the island.
1:21:07 Speaker 02 There isn't, you know, that's true. I go feed them a lot.
1:21:09 Bobby Lee? I know, and so I, I might wanna create a cat sanctuary, cuz I love cats, right?
1:21:14 Speaker 03 And we turn it into a TV show.
1:21:17 Speaker 03 Now we're back where we started.
1:21:18 Speaker 00 That's how he gets back in.
1:21:20 Speaker 03 Get you right back in. It's called Bobby Lee's Lahaina Cat Sanctuary.
1:21:25 Speaker 02 I have, I have a pitch for you from Hawaii.
1:21:27 Bobby Lee? I'm not done with my dream.
1:21:27 Speaker 02 Okay, sorry.
1:21:28 Bobby Lee? Let me finish my fucking dream.
1:21:29 Speaker 02 But I have a Hawaii pitch for you.
1:21:30 Bobby Lee? All right, I don't, you already did it.
1:21:32 Speaker 02 No, no, no, outside of the cats.
1:21:35 Bobby Lee? Okay, all right, so let me just finish my dream, Tom.
1:21:38 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:21:38 Bobby Lee? Okay, I'll be 60, I'll have some cats, you know what I mean? Um, and I will start a new podcast by myself.
1:21:46 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:21:46 Bobby Lee? And...
1:21:47 Speaker 03 Whoa.
1:21:48 Speaker 00 This is Alex Jones vibe.
1:21:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm gonna go...
1:21:50 Speaker 03 You're just gonna Alex Jones it.
1:21:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:21:52 Speaker 00 Just scream at people.
1:21:53 Bobby Lee? No, I know, I'm not gonna scream. I wanna say, because in this podcast...
1:21:56 Speaker 03 And get more and more sunburned.
1:21:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I say edit, edit, edit, edit, edit, right? I wanna do a podcast where I don't edit.
1:22:04 Speaker 02 You're just, it's just you and your thoughts.
1:22:06 Bobby Lee? And, and my thoughts, and I don't care if I get ad, I don't care if people get com, if it's conference, controversial, or...
1:22:12 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:22:13 Bobby Lee? Or whatnot. I wanna be, it'll be free.
1:22:15 Speaker 03 But you, Bobby, you are free, and the problem is that you are free now, and you worry so much.
1:22:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, because I...
1:22:21 Speaker 03 I, I know, you're already worrying about that I just said that. See, you were just so...
1:22:25 Bobby Lee? I know.
1:22:25 Speaker 03 Yeah, like, you step offstage at the Chicago Theater, and you're like, is everybody okay? And I'm like, fuck everybody, you're Bobby Lee.
1:22:31 Bobby Lee? I understand that.
1:22:32 Speaker 03 Stop apologizing.
1:22:33 Bobby Lee? I understand, but when I'm 60, I wanna be really free.
1:22:36 Speaker 03 That's only three years from now. When does this come out?
1:22:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, just...
1:22:40 Speaker 03 Three.
1:22:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be, um, five years from now.
1:22:45 Speaker 03 Right. After Gal Dottre and the Celebrity Sex Pass on Ja- uh, July.
1:22:48 Bobby Lee? July, yeah. Yeah, July. Go watch the movie.
1:22:51 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:22:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:22:52 Speaker 02 So you got your Hawaii, your cats, and a podcast, right?
1:22:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:22:56 Speaker 02 And then what is your stopping point and what is the dream? What is your cats and Hawaii equivalent?
1:23:02 Speaker 03 Um, it's weird because I already sort of do that. But I also, I think I know that inherently, I probably won't ever stop. Until somebody makes me stop.
1:23:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I think that's the trap.
1:23:15 Speaker 03 It's a problem. No, it's a terrible trap because it's like, but, you know, like, we've all gone to this place where you just don't feel, I don't know if just the consumerism of everything or life is just like, but everybody's always like, you know, it's also like weird being an actor and a writer and things because people are endlessly like, I haven't seen you in anything lately. And I'm like, oh my God, I have like five movies coming out, but you might not see those either. And you obviously didn't see the last five I was in. So it's like, it feels like there's this endless pressure of like.
1:23:44 Bobby Lee? Well, that's the problem with the business now, Tom.
1:23:46 Speaker 03 Of being visible all the time.
1:23:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, because now it's like we're competing against so many other things.
1:23:51 Speaker 03 Correct.
1:23:52 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? And, um, that's why I've done, how many, I'm in the Green Day movie coming out. Uh, hopefully people will watch it, you know? Um, I'm in, uh.
1:24:01 Speaker 03 That's a fun idea.
1:24:01 Bobby Lee? What?
1:24:02 Speaker 03 It's a, it's the, uh.
1:24:03 Bobby Lee? Nimrods.
1:24:04 Speaker 03 Yeah. Is it the, the biopic of?
1:24:06 Bobby Lee? No, no, no. It's, yeah, but they're in it. They wrote it.
1:24:09 Speaker 02 Playing Billy Joel.
1:24:12 Speaker 03 I would like to see that.
1:24:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:24:14 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:24:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So I'm in that movie, you know, my Hulu special comes out in November. So I am still doing things, right? But, you know, I do a lot of these kind of movies and it's like, you know, I did a movie called Karate Ghost.
1:24:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.
1:24:29 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:24:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:24:29 Speaker 03 Karate Ghost is a genius movie, Tom. Was it not good? Cause it actually sounds great.
1:24:34 Bobby Lee? It's just, it was just, here's what the pitch was. I didn't really listen to the pitch.
1:24:39 Speaker 03 I understand.
1:24:40 Bobby Lee? I go, who's in it? And they go, because I had done a movie with Jim Belushi.
1:24:44 Speaker 03 Sure, I know Jim.
1:24:45 Bobby Lee? Right, so I love Jim.
1:24:46 Speaker 03 Yeah, nice guy.
1:24:46 Bobby Lee? And Jim wants you to be in it.
1:24:48 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:24:48 Bobby Lee? So I go, okay, I'll do it.
1:24:49 Speaker 03 And Karate Ghost is the title came out in English? It came out called Karate Ghost?
1:24:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, it's called Karate Ghost.
1:24:55 Speaker 03 And what's its, uh, star meter?
1:24:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not even in the star. I don't, I can't even believe I'm not even in the lineup there.
1:25:02 Speaker 03 Uh, yeah, you are.
1:25:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, like, let's go cast, go down.
1:25:06 Speaker 03 Nope, nope.
1:25:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, there we go, there we go, I'm fifth.
1:25:08 Speaker 03 Uh, wait, that's pretty good.
1:25:09 Bobby Lee? Sensai Blake.
1:25:10 Speaker 03 Is it by level of, it's by star meter? Uh, no, it's not.
1:25:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:25:13 Speaker 03 Uh, you got, uh, Kettner's in that.
1:25:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:25:16 Speaker 00 I can do it by star.
1:25:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Kettner's in that.
1:25:17 Speaker 03 Do it by star meter, yeah.
1:25:18 Speaker 02 I have a question.
1:25:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:25:19 Speaker 03 Rick, yeah, of course.
1:25:20 Speaker 02 Is the correct time to leave when you're on top? Or when, when you're on, when?
1:25:24 Bobby Lee? Oh, this is a great question.
1:25:25 Speaker 02 Because for instance, Lennox Lewis, right, boxer?
1:25:28 Speaker 03 Jordan.
1:25:28 Speaker 02 He quit right after his last title, right?
1:25:31 Bobby Lee? That's a great question.
1:25:32 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:25:33 Speaker 02 But, so when is, if we're going with 60? And what about 60 is?
1:25:37 Bobby Lee? But what's top?
1:25:38 Speaker 02 Okay, that, that.
1:25:39 Bobby Lee? That's another question.
1:25:40 Speaker 02 Because right now, right now, I would say, in theory, you're at the top. Like, this is the most you've ever made.
1:25:45 Speaker 03 Oh, but that's a great question. Is the, is the top the most you've ever made? Or is the top the best you feel?
1:25:50 Speaker 02 The most visible, okay, okay.
1:25:52 Speaker 03 That never even comes up.
1:25:53 Speaker 02 Okay, two things. The most visible you've ever been and the most money you've ever made.
1:25:58 Speaker 03 Hmm. That would have been a while ago for me.
1:26:14 Bobby Lee? Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, you're rising. You're rising.
1:26:16 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:26:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're rising.
1:26:17 Speaker 03 I am, oh shit, I.
1:26:18 Bobby Lee? You're rising, you're rising, you're rising.
1:26:20 Speaker 03 How sad that, like, the fact that I'm rising on IMDb?
1:26:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:26:23 Speaker 03 Does get in my head a little bit?
1:26:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:26:25 Speaker 03 And does feel good. It's like, that's, like, what, who, how could that fucking matter?
1:26:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah. But, didn't even know there was a ranking? And I didn't, I can't believe I'm 4,000, whatever, whatever.
1:26:35 Speaker 03 But again, a lot of the people ahead of you are dead. Take the, take the win.
1:26:39 Bobby Lee? Okay, take the win.
1:26:39 Speaker 03 Half of those folks are dead.
1:26:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:26:41 Speaker 03 Fucking Gene Hackman? Dead.
1:26:43 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah, Hunter.
1:26:44 Speaker 03 Yeah, Hunter, classic.
1:26:46 Bobby Lee? No, his wife got it.
1:26:47 Speaker 03 He actually, yeah, yeah.
1:26:47 Bobby Lee? He didn't get the Hunter, she got it.
1:26:48 Speaker 02 He's secondary, yeah.
1:26:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:26:50 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:26:52 Bobby Lee? How did he get Hanta?
1:26:54 Speaker 02 She got it from the road. I think. Mice. Yeah, it was the rat. It was probably an unkept house.
1:27:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but he's a multimillionaire.
1:27:04 Speaker 03 See, this is the thing, like, you know, like, this is like.
1:27:08 Bobby Lee? There's no helper?
1:27:08 Speaker 03 When do you stop? Because you could be Gene Hackman. Legend.
1:27:12 Bobby Lee? Legend.
1:27:14 Speaker 03 Made a fortune, is beloved, awards everything. And still the mice get you.
1:27:22 Speaker 03 You know what?
1:27:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:27:23 Speaker 03 You did literally everything that everybody could do.
1:27:26 Bobby Lee? Right.
1:27:26 Speaker 03 You're one of the coolest people that ever lived.
1:27:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and the mice.
1:27:29 Speaker 03 Mice.
1:27:30 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:27:30 Bobby Lee? Oh, my God.
1:27:31 Speaker 03 Still ends with mice.
1:27:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we're all gonna die.
1:27:34 Speaker 03 Is nothing worth it?
1:27:35 Bobby Lee? I don't need Chicago Theater.
1:27:36 Speaker 03 Should we try? You do. We're gonna make.
1:27:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:27:40 Speaker 03 Or just do whatever, because the answer is always mice.
1:27:43 Bobby Lee? Yes, you're right.
1:27:45 Speaker 03 The mice are coming.
1:27:45 Bobby Lee? You know what? Here, let me, can I just, I'm gonna re-explain my future now.
1:27:50 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:27:51 Bobby Lee? Given the new information. I just got new information.
1:27:54 Speaker 03 It's a podcast with no one?
1:27:55 Bobby Lee? No, no, no.
1:27:56 Speaker 02 Well, if he has all the cats, he might not have mice.
1:27:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, but.
1:27:59 Speaker 02 The mice won't get you with the cats.
1:28:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, because I'm gonna have a lot of cats.
1:28:02 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:28:03 Speaker 03 Cats have a lot of diseases that we'll talk about.
1:28:06 Bobby Lee? All right, here's where I'm, here's, I'm just gonna take it day by day. Moment by moment.
1:28:11 Speaker 03 Sure.
1:28:11 Bobby Lee? Right? Because things shift, right? We have no idea. I've had down, Tom.
1:28:17 Speaker 03 I feel like people in the comments are gonna say that I was mean to your friend, and I like him a lot now, and we're just gonna.
1:28:21 Bobby Lee? No, no, he, this kid, this is the second time on this podcast. He got a huge, he just got a huge guest. You're a huge star, and he's, he's getting screen time.
1:28:33 Speaker 03 Anything, you come to me.
1:28:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he works the door at the Comedy Store. You're a doorman at the Comedy.
1:28:37 Speaker 03 Not anymore.
1:28:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:28:40 Speaker 03 Not anymore.
1:28:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:28:41 Speaker 03 I just got you fired. I said you were racist, and I got you fired.
1:28:46 Speaker 04 You're helping?
1:28:46 Speaker 03 To help you move up.
1:28:48 Speaker 04 What?
1:28:48 Speaker 03 You know what? You were fucking clinging to that job.
1:28:51 Speaker 04 Oh, no.
1:28:52 Speaker 03 You were clinging to the doorman job like a baby. Now you gotta swim out to the deep end.
1:29:00 Speaker 03 Cause also you have a terrible reputation now.
1:29:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Luke is cute though. He's not a cute kid.
1:29:04 Speaker 03 He's a cute kid. He's a cute kid and we like him. Yeah, we wouldn't, we wouldn't.
1:29:08 Bobby Lee? He's scared about.
1:29:09 Speaker 03 If I, if, if I didn't.
1:29:10 Speaker 04 I'm racist and I got fired from my job.
1:29:12 Speaker 03 No, you're gonna, I'm gonna say that in a minute on social.
1:29:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, socially.
1:29:15 Speaker 03 But, uh.
1:29:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:29:18 Speaker 03 Uh, what were we talking about? Sometimes we're just laughing about.
1:29:20 Speaker 02 Your new dream, your new dream.
1:29:21 Bobby Lee? My new dream is just, just.
1:29:23 Speaker 03 I feel like this will change in three minutes.
1:29:25 Bobby Lee? No, it's not gonna.
1:29:25 Speaker 03 I mean, I know you.
1:29:26 Bobby Lee? No, no, no. Moment to moment.
1:29:28 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:29:29 Bobby Lee? Right now it's good and I'm not gonna make any decisions until I make it.
1:29:34 Speaker 03 Right.
1:29:35 Bobby Lee? Because you never know what's gonna happen.
1:29:36 Speaker 02 It's true.
1:29:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:29:38 Speaker 02 The mice could get you tomorrow.
1:29:39 Speaker 03 I don't think you're great at like sitting and not doing anything.
1:29:45 Speaker 03 Are you? No.
1:29:49 Speaker 03 No, I don't think so.
1:29:50 Bobby Lee? I've been, I've been trying to be mindful about not like, you know, I'm scrolling a lot. I haven't played a video game in six months.
1:29:57 Speaker 04 What?
1:29:58 Bobby Lee? It's six months.
1:29:59 Speaker 04 Wow.
1:29:59 Bobby Lee? Ghost of, uh, Yotai was the last one.
1:30:02 Speaker 03 I stopped playing video games and then I wrote 14 films that got made. So, I don't wanna tell video gamers out there what to do with their life.
1:30:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:30:11 Speaker 03 But from the time I stopped, 14 got made.
1:30:15 Bobby Lee? I've never pitched a show and it got to a pilot.
1:30:18 Speaker 03 Ever.
1:30:19 Bobby Lee? So, yeah, so I'm zero for 20.
1:30:21 Speaker 03 Yeah, that, but that's about our number. That may, you're also due then. Yeah.
1:30:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:30:25 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's also.
1:30:25 Bobby Lee? No, I'm not due. I, I'm, I think this is a show.
1:30:27 Speaker 03 Bobby's Cat House is a whole thing.
1:30:29 Bobby Lee? We built this from.
1:30:30 Speaker 02 Bobby's Cat House.
1:30:31 Speaker 03 Bobby's Little Cat House.
1:30:32 Bobby Lee? Oh, in Hawaii?
1:30:33 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:30:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:30:34 Speaker 02 And really, nothing happens. It's just like a Big Brother, just cameras following you and your cats.
1:30:39 Speaker 03 Bobby and cats.
1:30:39 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:30:40 Speaker 03 Yeah. And then the neighbors are like, he doesn't seem okay.
1:30:44 Bobby Lee? Right.
1:30:44 Speaker 02 Wait, okay.
1:30:45 Speaker 03 Girls and, I'm the neighbor.
1:30:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:30:47 Speaker 03 Girls in bikinis go in and only cats come out.
1:30:51 Speaker 03 That was weird. What's he up to in there? What the hell is Bobby up to in there?
1:30:54 Bobby Lee? I'm in a committed relationship.
1:30:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:30:56 Bobby Lee? I'm in a committed relationship.
1:30:57 Speaker 03 You always have been as long as.
1:30:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've always been.
1:31:00 Speaker 03 I've met so many hot girlfriends.
1:31:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in a committed relationship.
1:31:03 Speaker 03 Oh.
1:31:03 Bobby Lee? Why can't I have beautiful women?
1:31:06 Speaker 03 You do.
1:31:06 Bobby Lee? I mean, for God's sake.
1:31:08 Speaker 03 Why are you a stop apologizing?
1:31:09 Bobby Lee? Cause I'm a fat Asian guy?
1:31:10 Speaker 03 You're not a fat Asian guy. You're a short Asian.
1:31:17 Speaker 03 It's totally different. It's totally different.
1:31:19 Bobby Lee? It is different, yeah, yeah.
1:31:20 Speaker 03 You're also a rich.
1:31:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I would, you know, yeah, um, rich is relative. Rich is relative.
1:31:28 Speaker 03 Well, one day we'll do a.
1:31:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:31:29 Speaker 03 Have you done a coffee table book of all your ex-girlfriends? Cause that'd be kinda cool for some of them.
1:31:33 Bobby Lee? Well, here, here's the thing, I have relationships with all my ex-girlfriends still today. If I ran into any of them, it would be.
1:31:38 Speaker 02 And we all have relationships with each other.
1:31:40 Speaker 03 That's good.
1:31:40 Speaker 02 I'm friends with his ex.
1:31:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, so.
1:31:43 Speaker 02 It's a whole.
1:31:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's a whole thing.
1:31:44 Speaker 02 The whole ecosystem.
1:31:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, I made it to pharmacy.
1:31:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and I have.
1:31:48 Speaker 03 Getting appointments and stuff. What?
1:31:50 Bobby Lee? And I have regular boyfriend dick.
1:31:53 Speaker 02 What?
1:31:53 Speaker 03 Clarify?
1:31:54 Speaker 02 You get boyfriend?
1:31:54 Bobby Lee? No, the, the size.
1:31:56 Speaker 02 Oh, husband dick.
1:31:57 Bobby Lee? I have husband dick, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:31:58 Speaker 03 Oh, husband dick, it's not a.
1:32:00 Bobby Lee? Anyone that's, I mean, I've talked about this before, everyone's.
1:32:02 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:32:02 Bobby Lee? Anyone that sees me, they think that it's gonna be really small, but it's not.
1:32:05 Speaker 02 I thought you said you had a boyfriend, I was like, oh, whoa.
1:32:07 Speaker 03 I don't think, Bobby, first of all, no one thinks you're gonna have a small dick, because also, we can sort of see the outline of your dick all the time. In almost all of your work.
1:32:14 Bobby Lee? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. It's a good body of work.
1:32:17 Speaker 03 No, you're a good body of work, you get to see.
1:32:19 Bobby Lee? From the way down, it's good.
1:32:20 Speaker 03 We get to see the shadow of your dong at least.
1:32:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:32:22 Speaker 03 Kind of a lot.
1:32:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:32:23 Speaker 03 You know?
1:32:24 Bobby Lee? Yes.
1:32:24 Speaker 03 I know it better than some pals, yeah.
1:32:26 Bobby Lee? Oh, alright. I'm, um, anyway, Tom.
1:32:29 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:32:29 Bobby Lee? What, uh, how'd you have fun today?
1:32:31 Speaker 03 I don't know.
1:32:33 Bobby Lee? What do you mean?
1:32:34 Speaker 03 I don't know, I'm just thinking.
1:32:35 Bobby Lee? I feel like this was.
1:32:36 Speaker 03 What's ever enough, you know?
1:32:37 Bobby Lee? I know, I, I feel like this was.
1:32:39 Speaker 03 Getting always have fun, and I hope, um, I know that I'm bragging you, cause we're, we gotta do bits, it's fun to have bits.
1:32:44 Speaker 04 I understand.
1:32:45 Speaker 03 No, but you're a funny guy, and I like you.
1:32:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a pretty funny kid.
1:32:47 Speaker 04 Thank you.
1:32:48 Bobby Lee? He, he's actually a rising, uh, gale dog.
1:32:52 Speaker 04 Yeah, rising pretty fast, nine, nine hundred thousand, nine hundred twenty-eight thousand.
1:32:56 Speaker 03 You'll be amazed how, being, you're gonna be, one more thing, it's gonna jump really, really high.
1:33:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:33:00 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:33:01 Bobby Lee? You're really a castable kid.
1:33:03 Speaker 04 Thank you, I'm, I'm open to being castable.
1:33:05 Speaker 03 How old are you right now?
1:33:06 Speaker 04 Twenty-five.
1:33:06 Speaker 03 Say nineteen.
1:33:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:33:09 Speaker 03 We're gonna go one more time on that.
1:33:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:33:11 Speaker 03 I can't believe you're nineteen.
1:33:14 Speaker 03 Working the door after a thing. And you grew up in a car.
1:33:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:33:18 Speaker 03 Just keep saying cool stuff like that. Yeah, we'll be like, you know, he grew up in a car.
1:33:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah.
1:33:23 Speaker 02 Don't say, um, Palisades.
1:33:25 Speaker 03 No, no, no, no, no. You're not from the Palisades.
1:33:26 Bobby Lee? No, no, no. Alhambra.
1:33:28 Speaker 03 No, no.
1:33:29 Speaker 02 Don't even say Alhambra.
1:33:29 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, no, Bakersfield.
1:33:31 Speaker 03 Uh.
1:33:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I grew up.
1:33:33 Speaker 03 I think a car. I think the answer is a car.
1:33:35 Bobby Lee? Or- orphanage? Orphanage is good.
1:33:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, okay.
1:33:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, he has education.
1:33:41 Speaker 04 It's the driveway of the orphanage now, it's in the car parked on.
1:33:43 Speaker 03 Perfect. I like it a lot.
1:33:44 Bobby Lee? I like that a lot.
1:33:44 Speaker 03 I like it a lot. People love the story of somebody who used to live in a car.
1:33:47 Bobby Lee? We changed your name.
1:33:47 Speaker 03 Didn't Jewel used to live in a car?
1:33:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:33:50 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:33:50 Bobby Lee? Luca.
1:33:51 Speaker 03 We love somebody.
1:33:52 Bobby Lee? How about Luca?
1:33:53 Speaker 03 Oh, we like Lu- uh, Luca's a nice boy.
1:33:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:33:55 Speaker 03 He lived in a car. He came from a car.
1:33:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:33:59 Speaker 03 And then he worked at the door.
1:34:00 Bobby Lee? What's your last name again?
1:34:00 Speaker 04 Binko.
1:34:01 Bobby Lee? Binko. We like that.
1:34:02 Speaker 03 It actually was a really fun name. It's a good show.
1:34:04 Bobby Lee? Luca Binko.
1:34:05 Speaker 03 Luca Binko.
1:34:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. That's your new name, dude.
1:34:07 Speaker 03 It's a little.
1:34:08 Bobby Lee? Nineteen orphan.
1:34:09 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
1:34:10 Speaker 04 Right.
1:34:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:34:11 Speaker 03 He's a nineteen-year-old orphan.
1:34:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:34:14 Speaker 03 From a famous car.
1:34:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:34:15 Speaker 03 From an Italian car.
1:34:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:34:16 Speaker 04 Famous car?
1:34:17 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:34:17 Bobby Lee? Uh-huh. What do you think of the new Ferrari EV?
1:34:21 Speaker 03 Uh, I've never been a car guy.
1:34:23 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:34:23 Speaker 03 Which I think is kinda nice.
1:34:24 Bobby Lee? Give Thomas a round of applause. Thank you for coming to do that.
1:34:27 Speaker 03 No, it only, it only.
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