James McCann & The Tribes of Comedy

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• 1:35Bobby Lee?

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• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  Uh, we have a new, um, sidekick, Luke Bilton.

• 2:28Speaker 04

  What was his last name?

• 2:29Speaker 05

  Binko.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  Binko.

• 2:32Speaker 04

  I like Bilton.

• 2:33Speaker 05

  That's it, I could, yeah, whatever.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I wanna say what your real name is.

• 2:38Speaker 05

  It's Bing- Luke Binko.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  Luke Binko, shy guy, huh?

• 2:41Speaker 05

  Uh...

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're a little shy guy.

• 2:46Speaker 05

  Sometimes.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Luke works at The Comedy Store. He's a door person, much like Ramsey once was.

• 2:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  Cat still is.

• 2:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Right? It's a fine institution.

• 2:57Speaker 04

  Number one.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, for, in terms of comedy institutions, it could be viewed as a Harvard or a...

• 3:05Speaker 04

  Uh, Yale?

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Yale, yeah, yeah.

• 3:07Speaker 04

  Or a...

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  You know, MIT?

• 3:10Speaker 04

  Cambridge?

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:11Speaker 05

  Hogwarts.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  That's interesting.

• 3:15Speaker 04

  Interesting.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Your generation would go to Hogwarts. Do you actually think that that's an actual school?

• 3:20Speaker 05

  Uh, if you were a wizard, it'd be an actual school, yeah.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, would you go?

• 3:24Speaker 05

  If I was, if I got one of the letters, yeah, I'd go.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:28Speaker 05

  If I could.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like a, uh, owl wouldn't deliver your, uh...

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  I feel like it would be like a pigeon or something.

• 3:37Speaker 04

  Damn, he doesn't get an owl?

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he doesn't even get a full letter. He gets like a post-it note.

• 3:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, he gets one of those...

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  Right on the eye of a pigeon. It just says, "I guess you're invited." Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, it knocks it on your window, right?

• 3:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and still, I don't think you would go.

• 3:51Speaker 04

  No.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Is he here? Uh, not yet, he was running by. Okay, um, but yeah, I think you'd be, I think you have a Hogwarts-y face as a student.

• 4:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, big time.

• 4:01Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Does he not?

• 4:02Speaker 05

  He does, yeah.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look like a professor.

• 4:06Speaker 04

  Well, thank you.

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, snake or something, you know what I mean? Snape. Snake. Professor Snape? Professor Snape, yeah. Like, you're not, you're in the dark arts.

• 4:16Speaker 04

  I feel like it started positive and it got kind of.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. You're not, you're not in the dark arts in the Hogwarts universe?

• 4:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, I guess I would be.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Slytherin. You're Slytherin. You're Sly- no, not Slytherin. He's not white.

• 4:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  Slytherins are pretty- are there black Slytherins? I mean, the. In the new one. New Snape. In the, yeah, the new Snape is black.

• 4:33Speaker 04

  You think I'd be a D E I?

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, D E I Snape.

• 4:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:37Speaker 04

  I take it.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  But you're definitely not somebody like, you know, I mean, like, um, alchemist teacher.

• 4:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm the alchemist teacher.

• 4:44Speaker 04

  And, and what would I teach, you think?

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Like, dark powers, like.

• 4:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  Moving, transforming a cave into a fucking, you know what I mean? A cave pussy.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  So that a big creature get, whatever.

• 4:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Like, just spells that, you know, I mean, wouldn't help anybody.

• 5:02Speaker 04

  Certainly.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 5:03Speaker 04

  I mean, unless you were.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna turn this tree into a, like, you know, um, a tractor.

• 5:09Speaker 04

  Feels like that would be helpful.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true.

• 5:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna turn this tree into a nuclear missile.

• 5:14Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 5:14Speaker 05

  Okay. I knew it was gonna.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, nuclear missile with a certain colors on it.

• 5:19Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  That represent a certain.

• 5:21Speaker 04

  That we don't.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Country. What about that?

• 5:22Speaker 04

  I, okay.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  What about that one?

• 5:24Speaker 04

  I'm gonna move on from this one.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Why you have a headache all of a sudden?

• 5:28Speaker 05

  Oh, I don't know.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  Why are you sweating? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:34Speaker 05

  I don't know. I was thinking about something.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what were you thinking about?

• 5:37Speaker 05

  Oh, I forget.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Are you scared that the Strait of Hormuz is closed?

• 5:41Speaker 05

  No, I mean, yeah, I guess. I don't know. I don't really.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:49Speaker 05

  You know what I'm confused is there literally just like a gate that they closed? How is it closed? Who's closing it? Couldn't you just drive your boat through and it's like, okay?

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it, brother. A white high man.

• 5:59Speaker 04

  Don't get Bobby going.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Don't do it, brother.

• 6:02Speaker 05

  I don't know. There's, I don't know. I, I don't know is the thesis of my argument.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I, I know, but do you have Google?

• 6:08Speaker 05

  Um, I think so.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  You don't look it up?

• 6:10Speaker 05

  Well, I don't just spend my time being like, oh, is there a gate at the Strait of Hormuz?

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Like, like a gate? He thinks it's like a.

• 6:17Speaker 06

  Pearly gates that open.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, opens up.

• 6:18Speaker 04

  Or like a toll road.

• 6:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, it's just a gigantic, um, I don't know how many miles is that, 15 mile waterway.

• 6:26Speaker 04

  Sounds right to me.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's only like two miles of actual shipping.

• 6:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Lane, you know what I mean?

• 6:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Because a lot of the straight up her moves is shallow.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  Bobby's getting really into the straight up.

• 6:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're tapped in, bro.

• 6:38Speaker 04

  He's tapped in.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's not an actual gate, that'd be the biggest gate ever made.

• 6:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, it would be.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  Only the Chinese could do it. How long, how lo- long is the actual straight in its narrowest passage?

• 6:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's pretty, that looks pretty big.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:52Speaker 04

  I don't think you could do a gate there. I'm gonna estimate right now.

• 6:55Speaker 06

  Hun- 90 to 104 miles?

• 6:57Speaker 04

  I was gonna exactly say that.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  90 miles?

• 7:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:00Speaker 06

  And then the width is varying from 24 to 60 miles.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and what are the shipping lanes with?

• 7:07Speaker 06

  No one Googles this.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Shipping lanes with.

• 7:10Speaker 06

  Okay, come on.

• 7:12Speaker 04

  This is the most geopolitical.

• 7:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was like getting in trouble for not Googling it myself.

• 7:18Speaker 06

  Uh, two miles.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  That's what I said, did I not?

• 7:21Speaker 04

  It's pretty.

• 7:21Speaker 06

  You did, you're right.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did say that.

• 7:22Speaker 04

  Pretty close. Bobby's tapped in.

• 7:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm not tapped in, I just, you know, I just know what's going on a little bit.

• 7:28Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 7:28Speaker 04

  I think.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In your generation, what are you, what are you guys doing?

• 7:32Speaker 05

  Uh.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Coachella's?

• 7:33Speaker 05

  We're look maxing. I went to Coachella, we're looks maxing.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're looks maxing. Well, yeah, you were trying to explain to me that earlier, what is it?

• 7:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, looks maxing is basically just to mathematically make yourself the most good looking that you can through any means necessary.

• 7:46Speaker 06

  Any means.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  Are you doing that now?

• 7:48Speaker 05

  Um, I aspire, you know, I'm on my looks maxing journey, as many.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  You are?

• 7:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:54Speaker 05

  I'm just at the beginning of my journey.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:57Speaker 05

  I hope to grow.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you're cute.

• 8:00Speaker 05

  Um, thank you.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:01Speaker 05

  I've been look ma- looks maxing.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  You've been, no, but I think genetically you're cute.

• 8:05Speaker 05

  Genetics are a big part of it.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you don't have to do much on that end?

• 8:09Speaker 05

  No.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:11Speaker 05

  I guess.

• 8:11Speaker 04

  Is your mom hot?

• 8:16Speaker 05

  I guess you'd have.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who's hot in your family, the dad or mom? Somebody asked me.

• 8:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:19Speaker 05

  I guess you'd have to ask someone else.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  No, in your opinion, I can say that.

• 8:25Speaker 06

  In your opinion.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll, no, I can say this, okay? That mom, my mom, based on her earlier photos, especially in her twenties, was a pretty lady.

• 8:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, I could see that.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Her face.

• 8:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Um, yeah, body not great.

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  Dumpster fire. But the face is good. You know what I mean? So, can you, yeah, look at my mom.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, your mom is very attractive.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's attractive, okay?

• 8:50Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  And that's me as a baby.

• 8:52Speaker 04

  She was clearly looks maxing.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she was, yeah, looks maxing there, right?

• 8:55Speaker 05

  You can see her jaw, her jawline there is like a really pronounced, that's good, that's good for looks maxing.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:00Speaker 04

  You still kinda look like that, Bobby, that's crazy.

• 9:04Speaker 05

  What are you trying to say, dog?

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  What are you trying to say, dog?

• 9:07Speaker 04

  I'm saying like, you, you, I, I, if you showed me that and like not cut your mom out, I would've guessed that was you.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not Ronnie Chang?

• 9:13Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 9:15Speaker 04

  That's a distinct Bobby Lee right there.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Can you kick that off, please? I didn't even know that was on the internet. So, between your parents, who do you think is the most attractive?

• 9:24Speaker 05

  My mom, my mom, I guess is a very lovely woman.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  She's a lovely woman.

• 9:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Are they still together?

• 9:29Speaker 05

  No.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:30Speaker 05

  Divorced.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Single? Your mom?

• 9:32Speaker 05

  My mom is single, yeah.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how old is your mom?

• 9:35Speaker 05

  Uh, she's older, she's like sixty...

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:39Speaker 05

  Two.

• 9:39Speaker 04

  Bobby's out.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you mean? I have a girlfriend.

• 9:41Speaker 04

  I know, but even if you didn't, you'd be out.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  That's not true.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  Sixty two?

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 9:45Speaker 04

  You'd date a sixty two year old?

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  I'd date Cher.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  I would date Cher, Cher is hot.

• 9:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  I think Cher's hot.

• 9:51Speaker 04

  And she's an icon.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, Madonna.

• 9:54Speaker 04

  Okay, you're only, you're literally only choosing icons.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:58Speaker 04

  You're only choosing famous, hot women.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who are people in their sixties?

• 10:03Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah, I mean, these are all gorgeous.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna just tell you right now.

• 10:06Speaker 05

  Lisa Rinna, are you in?

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah. In, wait, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll just go through the photos, we don't have to say.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Out, in, in, out, out, out, in, out.

• 10:19Speaker 04

  You're out on Edie Falco?

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:23Speaker 04

  That's crazy!

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 10:25Speaker 05

  You're lying, right?

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go.

• 10:26Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Um...

• 10:27Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  In, out.

• 10:30Speaker 05

  Wow, come on.

• 10:31Speaker 04

  Come on, dude.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  In.

• 10:34Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  Out. In.

• 10:37Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Out.

• 10:39Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Out, I think.

• 10:41Speaker 05

  I think.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  I think out. Yeah, oh, in for sure.

• 10:45Speaker 04

  For sure, in.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Out.

• 10:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, in.

• 10:49Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Out.

• 10:50Speaker 04

  In!

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 10:53Speaker 04

  Come on, dude, okay, that's crazy.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Is that Donald Duck?

• 10:58Speaker 06

  In, in, in.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  If that's Donald Duck, in.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  How about you? Let's go this row, Luke.

• 11:06Speaker 05

  Okay, but I have a girlfriend.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  I know, I have a girlfriend too. This is just older Lenny's if you were single.

• 11:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude. You're not gonna actually date.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  Go in the row.

• 11:15Speaker 04

  No.

• 11:16Speaker 05

  What, you don't think I could?

• 11:17Speaker 04

  I think you could.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  All right, all right, ready, go.

• 11:19Speaker 05

  Wait, so where are we starting?

• 11:20Speaker 06

  I'll do sixty-five.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go sixty-five, go sixty-five.

• 11:24Speaker 05

  Okay, Jane Lynch, she would.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Don't say the names.

• 11:26Speaker 06

  Don't say names.

• 11:27Speaker 04

  You just go.

• 11:27Speaker 05

  Oh, you don't say the.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  We'll show the photos on the, online.

• 11:29Speaker 04

  Say in, out.

• 11:30Speaker 05

  Okay, in, in, uh, in, I guess.

• 11:34Speaker 04

  I guess.

• 11:34Speaker 05

  In.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  I guess is an out.

• 11:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'd say in, in.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Second row.

• 11:38Speaker 05

  In, in, in. I'd say in, in.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  In, in, all of them.

• 11:43Speaker 04

  Kill this swig.

• 11:44Speaker 06

  Wait, really quick, third row, in. Wow.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  All the way in, third row.

• 11:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, dude, I'm all in, honestly.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  Wow!

• 11:50Speaker 06

  I like this guy.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  I like this guy a lot, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about, well, go back to that next, the previous page. Ramsey.

• 11:57Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Were you in?

• 11:59Speaker 04

  On, on.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  All?

• 12:00Speaker 04

  No, absolutely not.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tell me yours.

• 12:03Speaker 04

  Out, in, out, in, in, in, out, out.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow, very good, very good.

• 12:11Speaker 04

  I'm an older man, I am discerning.

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is, what is this?

• 12:15Speaker 06

  Sixty-seven.

• 12:15Speaker 05

  You just don't dream big enough, bro.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  This is sixty-seven?

• 12:18Speaker 06

  They look great for sixty-seven.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  They look great. Well, I know one of them, so I can't even do that one.

• 12:23Speaker 04

  You've known multiple.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 12:25Speaker 04

  I've seen few that you knew here.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, no, trust me, I only know one of them on this list, personally.

• 12:30Speaker 04

  Oh, you mean on this one?

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  On this particular list.

• 12:32Speaker 04

  Okay, got it.

• 12:33Speaker 06

  Try this list, this is seven-year-old.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. I could do this, I could do this perfectly.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, perfectly kidding. If you were gay.

• 12:43Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and be honest.

• 12:45Speaker 04

  This is easy.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  This is so easy.

• 12:46Speaker 04

  Incredibly easy.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  In.

• 12:48Speaker 04

  Dub, definitely.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  In.

• 12:49Speaker 04

  Definitely.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Out.

• 12:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Out.

• 12:51Speaker 05

  Really?

• 12:51Speaker 06

  Whoa!

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  In.

• 12:54Speaker 06

  It's just a look.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  In, out.

• 12:56Speaker 04

  I got it.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  In, out.

• 13:00Speaker 04

  I thought that was a, I give you ninety percent on that one. How can you be out on William Defoe, dude?

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  He just in the dark.

• 13:07Speaker 06

  Oh, this is by lighting.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Thinking about in the dark, you know what I mean? You know how your eyes get adjusted to the dark?

• 13:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  And he's, he wants to hook up at four in the morning?

• 13:16Speaker 06

  You're not in.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  And he's like this close to your face, and you wake up? It would freak you out, I think.

• 13:22Speaker 04

  Bobby, that was actually a, a beautiful case.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  I think you'd go. Like, oh, William, what's up? Look right at it.

• 13:32Speaker 05

  Apparently, it's a huge dick.

• 13:34Speaker 04

  I did not, I did not know it was gonna be turned around so quickly.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, you have to know because we're in a relationship and we're together, you know what I mean?

• 13:41Speaker 04

  I'm picturing the red carpet, William Defoe.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you gotta think of regular, no makeup.

• 13:47Speaker 04

  Late night.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  It is regular clothing.

• 13:49Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 13:50Speaker 04

  Morning breath.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, morning breath. Oh, my God, that morning breath, goblin-like. Right? Just like a goblin.

• 13:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  All right, so here we, well, hold on, say, all right, so.

• 14:01Speaker 05

  This is 81.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  81. Let's do your list. Go, Luke.

• 14:05Speaker 04

  On this one.

• 14:07Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:08Speaker 04

  All right.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Let's go, Luke.

• 14:10Speaker 05

  Okay, this is if I would make gay, gay sex with him?

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  And in a relationship with them.

• 14:15Speaker 05

  In a relationship.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:18Speaker 04

  I like where Dave is.

• 14:19Speaker 05

  Out?

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:20Speaker 05

  In?

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 05

  What do you mean, wow? Okay, out, in, in, out?

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:27Speaker 05

  In?

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:28Speaker 05

  So out.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:30Speaker 05

  So out.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:31Speaker 05

  So out. Last three are.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  So out, yeah, yeah. I think that's my list, too.

• 14:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  How about you, Ramsey?

• 14:36Speaker 04

  I think I'm in.

• 14:37Speaker 05

  There we go.

• 14:38Speaker 04

  In.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:39Speaker 04

  In.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:40Speaker 04

  Out.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 14:42Speaker 04

  I think there could be an abuse situation.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  No. I, I, I, I, I, all right, let me just say this right now. Let me just say this right now.

• 14:50Speaker 04

  Please.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  And you just offended me to the biggest degree.

• 14:54Speaker 04

  I do apologize.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  That one can offend.

• 14:55Speaker 04

  I, I do apologize.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Know him.

• 14:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  All right. Um, he's been sober forever.

• 15:02Speaker 04

  That's good to hear.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  He's helped more people probably than anyone I ever know. Right? He's a good man.

• 15:08Speaker 04

  I'm sure he's a good man.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I think, I think you, I think you said no, right? And I'm gonna say this out loud. I think you, both of you said no, right? Because of racism.

• 15:18Speaker 05

  You said I agree with my list, though, after I said it.

• 15:21Speaker 06

  You did say I agree to his list.

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  No, he wasn't.

• 15:24Speaker 06

  No, I didn't. Want me to edit it out? I'll edit it out.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  What? I didn't say? I didn't even know that was a first. I, I, I thought it was Edward James Olmos. I didn't read it.

• 15:32Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm out with Edward James Olmos. Yeah.

• 15:36Speaker 04

  Go back to telling us how we're racist.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:40Speaker 04

  After you confused.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, yeah, but I agreed the last three completely out. You know, um, I think Michael Douglas.

• 15:48Speaker 04

  I mean, just a.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, legend.

• 15:50Speaker 04

  Just for the stories.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  The stories, yeah.

• 15:52Speaker 06

  The stories of Gary though, no?

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:54Speaker 04

  I'm with you on Gary, by the way. I might go yes on Gary.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, these are too old. Can we go a little younger with the guys?

• 15:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's eighty-one. Let's go to seventy-five.

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  Where's James McCann at?

• 16:03Speaker 06

  Perfect timing.

• 16:04Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Perfect.

• 16:06Speaker 04

  Thank God. Thank God.

• 16:09Speaker 06

  What's up, James? Hi, nice to meet you.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 16:13Speaker 06

  Am I going here? Yeah, right there. We got a water for you. Oh, please. The honor and respect is all mine.

• 16:21Speaker 06

  Sit down, please. Oh, if I may? Yeah. You may not.

• 16:26Speaker 06

  You may, I mean.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 16:30Speaker 06

  My friend Ruby.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Is it? Who is Ruby to you?

• 16:33Speaker 04

  Ruby.

• 16:33Speaker 06

  Ruby is a comedian. She's in the festival. She's a dear friend.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? She's different in what way?

• 16:39Speaker 06

  Oh, dear friend. Sorry, not different.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 16:41Speaker 06

  Oh, dear friend.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 16:43Speaker 06

  Dear friend?

• 16:44Speaker 04

  Friends, maybe? Yeah.

• 16:46Speaker 06

  That they're dear? A dear friend.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Is it a platonic relationship?

• 16:50Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Thumbs up. Good to you.

• 16:53Speaker 04

  James is a married man.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  Are you really married, James?

• 16:56Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  Why is that funny?

• 16:58Speaker 06

  Your sentence structure is crazy. Are you really married? I don't mind, yeah. It's a hard thing to say in this business, to be married. Not a lot.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not a lot. I've never been married.

• 17:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's how Koreans, you know what I mean?

• 17:12Speaker 06

  I, well.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  Because we put in the heart.

• 17:15Speaker 06

  I've seen this. I've heard about this.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:18Speaker 06

  I went to a Korean sauna recently for the first time.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 17:21Speaker 06

  And, um, yeah, I thought it would be an odd sexual vibe because of the nudity.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:26Speaker 06

  And it kind of was.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. Look at me right now, dude.

• 17:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  No, which one was it? Because I'm an expert in.

• 17:35Speaker 06

  I was in Houston. I was a Houston.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  See, I don't know the Houston spa, Korean spa scene.

• 17:41Speaker 06

  Very cool with black people. A lot of black people.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:44Speaker 06

  The Houston Korean spa.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  In the wee spa here in L.A.

• 17:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  A lot of black people.

• 17:49Speaker 06

  A lot of black people.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  Right. And a lot of Korean people. And the Korean men are always like. Hiding their penis.

• 17:55Speaker 06

  No, the black penises were out and about.

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, but the Koreans, because of the size difference.

• 18:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  Where they go.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  They do that. Whites, so, you being a white.

• 18:09Speaker 06

  It's odd.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  It's odd. So there's two types. I don't know if you like this, Luke.

• 18:13Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  I can't say this about you.

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  Shopify, we use Shopify here on Tiger Belly and we only use the best here. Of course, we have our merch and we sell it off of Shopify and we love it because Shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all e-commerce in the US from household names like Allbirds.

• 18:50Speaker 06

  Rothies.

• 18:51Speaker 03

  Tiger Belly.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Tiger Belly and also Skims to brands just getting started. Get started with your own design stores. I love design studios, don't you? You get to do whatever you want with hundreds of ready to use templates. And Shopify helps you build a beautiful online store that matches your brand style. What else, Kai?

• 19:10Speaker 03

  Well, and also you can get the word out like you have an actual marketing team behind you. You can easily create email and social media campaigns wherever your customers are scrolling or strolling. Best yet, though, Shopify is your commerce expert with world-class expertise in just about everything from managing inventory to international shipping to processing returns and beyond.

• 19:32Speaker 05

  Something I really like also about Shopify is that, you know, I might have not a lot of as many fans as you guys. So I need people to learn about my brand and I want people to do that. And Shopify helps me find customers with like easy to run email and social media campaigns.

• 19:45Speaker 03

  Very important.

• 19:46Speaker 05

  So I can grow my own brand.

• 19:47Speaker 06

  What's your brand called, dude?

• 19:49Speaker 05

  Uh, I don't know, probably called Luke Brand or something. I'm working on the name.

• 19:53Speaker 06

  Luke Brand.

• 19:53Speaker 05

  That's why I need Shopify to help me, honestly.

• 19:56Speaker 06

  It's time to turn those what ifs into. With Shopify today, sign up for your $1 per month trial today at Shopify.com/tigerbelly. Go to Shopify.com/tigerbelly. That's Shopify. Fight dot com slash Tiger Belly.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  You guys built, um, built started out rewarding members on their rent and that's a fact. Now, as of two, two thousand twenty six, built members can also earn points on mortgage payments wherever they live. That's another fact. Every housing payment earns you points you can use toward flights with top travel partners like United and Hyatt, Lyft rides, Amazon.com purchases and so much more. Personally, I had to redeem my, my built credits for gift cards at a hundred and twenty brands.

• 20:49Speaker 03

  Dude, for me.

• 20:50Speaker 06

  A whole hundred twenty brands?

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  All of them.

• 20:52Speaker 03

  Student loan balances.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  That's what you do?

• 20:55Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 20:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:56Speaker 03

  Oh, my gosh.

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  You didn't go to college.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  I have my degree, sir, in nursing.

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's right. My bad. I forgot. And what about you, Luke?

• 21:03Speaker 05

  I think I would use fitness classes, honestly. I'm trying to get yoked and it'd be nice to be able to earn points.

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you want to get yoked.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Isn't it so wild that we spent all of the years before this, just paying rent and mortgage? And it just stopped there with nothing in return. I think this is why built is so cool. It's almost like incentivizes you. You're like excited to pay rent because you get a little something bad.

• 21:25Speaker 05

  It's simple. Being a renter and owning a home, it's better with built.

• 21:28Speaker 06

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• 21:45Speaker 00

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• 22:28Speaker 00

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• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  So there's two types. I don't know if you like this, Luke.

• 22:47Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  I can't say this about you. Cause Persians, um.

• 22:50Speaker 04

  Not Persian.

• 22:51Speaker 06

  He's not Persian.

• 22:52Speaker 04

  Palestinian, but all right.

• 22:55Speaker 04

  Kind of on the other side of the whole thing.

• 22:56Speaker 06

  Have they?

• 22:57Speaker 04

  Are Persians Arabs? No, they're not.

• 22:59Speaker 06

  No, but they're Palestinian?

• 23:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're Arab.

• 23:00Speaker 06

  But there are Arabs who say they're not.

• 23:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, they say they're Phoenician or something.

• 23:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 23:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what's that about?

• 23:06Speaker 04

  I don't know. You're gonna have to take it up with them.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what is it about? And it's, well, deep dive into it maybe later.

• 23:12Speaker 04

  Gonna do it, yeah.

• 23:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But when I said Persian, I apologized.

• 23:15Speaker 04

  It's okay. Yeah, and I forgive you.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  But I was fucking close.

• 23:19Speaker 06

  Pretty close, dude.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  Was I not fucking close?

• 23:22Speaker 06

  Pretty close.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like when people go, are you Japanese? I don't get offended.

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm like, you're fucking close.

• 23:30Speaker 06

  I think you'd get offended.

• 23:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like you're white.

• 23:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 23:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:37Speaker 06

  I am.

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  But you're an Australian white, an island white.

• 23:39Speaker 06

  That is true.

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:40Speaker 06

  I feel like the minorities in America are nicer to me than they are to the conventional whites.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I think I agree with you.

• 23:49Speaker 06

  I think I get in easier with black people, et cetera.

• 23:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Because of the historical context, I think.

• 23:56Speaker 06

  Yeah. I think this is James Baldwin going to Paris.

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:59Speaker 06

  You're nodding along like you really know what I'm doing.

• 24:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, I get it. Yeah, you're.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We agree, yeah, I agree with you.

• 24:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is that true?

• 24:08Speaker 05

  That people are nicer to James because he's Australian. The, I think, uh, I definitely don't experience that. As a traditional white, I don't think I experienced that.

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't?

• 24:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:20Bobby Lee?

  You think that, um, that you're treated equally amongst all of the immigrant or ethnic groups?

• 24:27Speaker 05

  No.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  You do. So are there ethnic groups that you feel uncomfortable and they treat you differently?

• 24:32Speaker 05

  Ooh. Uh... I'd love to hear this.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'd love to hear this.

• 24:35Speaker 05

  I guess I might feel out of place, but I let them shine. I go, hey, you guys, this is your, this one.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 24:42Speaker 05

  And I'm just here to, I'm gonna listen and learn.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Like shine, like put a spotlight, we'll put your tuxedo on, do a tap dance, shine?

• 24:48Speaker 05

  No!

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. See, they always want them performing.

• 24:52Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you throw my basketball, do something.

• 24:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, feel free to be boss. You're on his side, you're looking at me. This is what you're talking about.

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. James gets to meet, right? We're on the same boat.

• 25:03Speaker 06

  I know where my bread's buttered, I know how to get the buttered.

• 25:07Speaker 05

  Come on, me too, bro.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 25:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:10Speaker 05

  I know where it's buttering, bro.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  All right, dude. What are you looking at?

• 25:16Speaker 06

  I'm looking all around.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot to look at. So, James, um...

• 25:20Speaker 06

  Thanks for having me. Thanks for being here.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  We can't, I can't wait, and, um, I couldn't wait.

• 25:26Speaker 06

  Well, look, I'm happy to do it. I'm happy to do it. I think Santino's having me on in two, I don't know why I couldn't do the one with you two together and we save everybody time, but I'm happy to do them separately. I know I gotta work my way up to have you in the same room together.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's, you know, that's unfortunately...

• 25:40Speaker 06

  I'm being gate-kept.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. That's unfortunately the wrong way to think about it.

• 25:46Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Um, there's two things. I wanted to address the spa thing, but I'll address this first, and then I will go back to the spa because my mind works that way.

• 25:54Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay? Number one, uh, we rarely have guests. Okay? Uh, bad friends.

• 26:01Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Both our podcasts, individual podcasts, are guest-driven.

• 26:06Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  Right? So that's why you're doing probably, have you done Whiskey Ginger yet?

• 26:10Speaker 06

  I have not.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  But you're doing it soon?

• 26:11Speaker 06

  And I might also say this, there are about, I think it's odd that there are about five podcasts in all of Los Angeles, and between the two of you, you've got three of them.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 26:21Speaker 06

  It's a little odd.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  It's odd. Yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying to you is that um once you do both.

• 26:28Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  And then you'll do. Do you understand?

• 26:31Speaker 06

  I under- hey, I'm just happy to be here.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:33Speaker 06

  If this is where it ended.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  It sounds like you're not.

• 26:34Speaker 06

  If this is where it ended?

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:36Speaker 06

  It would have been a great day.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  You and I were never gonna end. Can we go back to the spa?

• 26:40Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:41Speaker 06

  There was a man followed me around.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  No, that's what I was saying.

• 26:45Speaker 06

  And there was a cold, there was a hot pool.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:47Speaker 06

  With some sort of root in it.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  Explain the root.

• 26:51Speaker 06

  Oh, it was some sort of, it was a beautiful smell. It was sort of murky. It helped the back unlock or something. Then there was a cold one and the man would walk over. He walked, followed me from the hot into the cold, talking to me. And he would stand up and he would sort of dip his penis, cause it came up to just mid thigh level.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 27:08Speaker 06

  And while talking to me, hands on hips.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:09Speaker 06

  And he was just dipping his penis.

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 27:11Speaker 06

  Into the cold.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 27:13Speaker 06

  Yes, talking to me.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  What age? A- Asian guy, black guy?

• 27:16Speaker 06

  Oh, white guy.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  White guy.

• 27:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, one of the only other whites there.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:20Speaker 06

  And uh.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  He was dipping his, so you've never dipped your penis in and out like that?

• 27:24Speaker 06

  Alone would be one thing.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 27:28Speaker 06

  Mid conversation.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  In public.

• 27:29Speaker 06

  I did find that to be unusual.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that is unusual.

• 27:31Speaker 06

  He was very friendly.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  I agree.

• 27:32Speaker 06

  Very friendly guy.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I have done my dips.

• 27:34Speaker 06

  Of course.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  And you gotta do about twenty, twenty-five a day. I believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, alone.

• 27:39Speaker 06

  Hot or cold water?

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  I do both.

• 27:41Speaker 06

  You do both.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, every temperature. Yeah, yeah, because I do the dips to make it stronger.

• 27:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it circulates the, yes.

• 27:47Speaker 06

  What I love is the room afterwards. Is it called the Jojoba? I don't know what it was called. It had a special name.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:53Speaker 06

  There was this whole room where apparently you're just, you're just allowed to go and hang out for as long as you want.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what it is.

• 27:58Speaker 06

  And fall asleep.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can sleep there.

• 27:59Speaker 06

  And there are people who, they stay there for hours, they spend the night there.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they do.

• 28:03Speaker 06

  This is a high trust.

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  It's a high trust situation.

• 28:06Speaker 06

  I love it.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's lockers.

• 28:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  So um, at the wee spa, you can spend the night. There are lockers. There is an area where you can sleep, right? In fact, all the spas have it in Koreatown. And you pay a little extra for like overnight stay. Interesting. Yeah, so it's it's a good way, you would have to have a vehicle. And it costs about sixty or seventy dollars. Okay.

• 28:28Speaker 06

  I mean, that's cheaper than a hotel.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is cheaper than a hotel. I would rather do that, too. Yeah. Yeah. But, um, well, what I was gonna ask you about in terms of spa is me as a free American citizen slash Korean person. Okay? And also, just, um, you know, I'm sort of like, um, a Beatles song. Okay. If I if I may say. Sure. I fly. And so, just let me, just let me finish, okay? I fly, right? Naked, I fly naked. And I, so when I'm at the spa, I go fully nude, right? And I see a lot of, half of the white people, they cover themselves up with a, either pants, shorts?

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  Or a towel when they're in the steam room in the dry sauna. And I was gonna ask you, what kind are you?

• 29:21Speaker 06

  Oh, I was dick out.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dick out!

• 29:24Speaker 06

  No, my dear friend.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Come on, get everybody, dick out!

• 29:27Speaker 06

  Very important, very important. I could tell that it would be cowardly to cover the penis.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  It's cowardly, it's.

• 29:32Speaker 06

  It draws more attention to your penis than everyone else's by covering it.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  Great point. Exactly. Like, there's something you're hiding.

• 29:38Speaker 06

  But my, uh, my friend Eve, uh, lived in Korea, she's a Jewish woman from New York, but she lived in Korea for a long time. She opens for me. She insisted we go whenever there's a Korean spa.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:48Speaker 06

  On the road, she goes, we're going to the Korean spa.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:49Speaker 06

  And, uh, and she goes up, I didn't realize that, first of all, the lady, uh, they have an area. But she was telling me in Korea that there will sometimes be a more overt sexual, she said there was, she was once at a Korean spa, and there was a very old Korean lady there in Korea. Pushing up against one of the jets.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 30:06Speaker 06

  And having a.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  Orgasm.

• 30:07Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:08Speaker 06

  But this was considered to be. A little unusual, but okay.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  It seems unusual, yeah. Well, can I tell, can I reveal a story to you then?

• 30:16Speaker 06

  Please, please.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  Uh, my father caught me, because my, my fa- parents' bathroom, the bathtub, had a strong faucet. Okay. You know what I mean? Like, it just came out like a waterfall. Yeah. Niagara, specifically. Thank you. Okay. And so, I, I thought he was at work, and so I was naked, I came home from school, and I got naked, and it was so powerful, that just putting your penis, right, on it, right, would make you erect.

• 30:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  It felt very good, my friend.

• 30:45Speaker 06

  Of course.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:46Speaker 06

  You're a young boy.

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm fourteen, and, you know what I mean?

• 30:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  And I'm discovering sexuality.

• 30:52Speaker 06

  Of course.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And there's tingly sensations around there, as you know.

• 30:57Speaker 06

  This is very common, I think, for young girls. There are, there are fewer stories, there are fewer stories of boys getting their dick in a faucet.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wanna share, right?

• 31:09Speaker 06

  That's beautiful.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to share the other. Perspective. Yeah, the other gender also, and so I got fully erect in there, and I would be able to just have an orgasm just by the strength of the faucet water. And then, one day, I hear a laugh. Oh. And I turn around, my dad had come home early, and we've nev- we nev- even before his death, we'd never talked about it. Yeah, I feel like that, yeah. It was never mentioned, but there was definitely, "Oh, oh, oh", and my dad saw me with an erection, and he goes, "Go, get, get up", you know what I mean? I took the fucking towel, and I ran out of there, and we never discussed it. But anyway, back to the.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  Our guest, James McCann. James McCann, give him a round of applause.

• 31:59Speaker 06

  I, well.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:01Speaker 06

  I'm sure we all have a story like that we can share now.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Wait, yeah, let's go down the line. Luke, do you have, when you, coming of age?

• 32:15Speaker 05

  I do have a story, actually. I, uh, should I say?

• 32:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's why he asked you.

• 32:19Speaker 05

  Right.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa.

• 32:21Speaker 04

  Sorry, sorry.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  You're a sidekick too? Sidekicks don't talk to other sidekicks.

• 32:26Speaker 04

  That was, I apologize. I didn't mean that.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think, just a side note, right? Your ego's getting in the way.

• 32:35Speaker 04

  Luke is just my good friend. I've known Luke for a long time.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  I understand it, but, but just take the ego away.

• 32:39Speaker 04

  You're right, you're right. I apologize.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, Luke.

• 32:41Speaker 04

  Sorry about that, Luke.

• 32:41Speaker 05

  Right, and I'm sorry as well.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  No, there's no need to apologize, Luke. This is your first time on the show.

• 32:46Speaker 05

  Affirmative.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not on the Starship Enterprise. I'm not Jean-Luc Picard. I don't know what affirmative means.

• 32:54Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 05

  Anyway.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  Great show, by the way. Anyway, yes, go ahead.

• 33:00Speaker 04

  It's not the character I thought you were gonna...

• 33:03Speaker 04

  We'll move on, we'll move on.

• 33:08Speaker 05

  I, uh, my, my neighbor, when we were in like, he was in like, fifth grade, I was in like, fourth grade or something, he was a little older. We watched Transformers together, the movie, Transformers movie, if you're aware.

• 33:19Speaker 04

  Megan Fox, yeah.

• 33:19Speaker 05

  Yeah. And, uh, he said, hey, check this out, if you Google Megan Fox naked, it actually comes up on Google. And so then every day we would go to his house and on his family computer, Google like Megan Fox naked and kind of just sit next to each other in awe. And then one day, uh, he had a, a housekeeper who like walked up the stairs and she saw us Googling it.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:41Speaker 05

  And, uh, we physically were, she was like trying to get to the computer and we were physically like restraining her, trying to get her away from it.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:47Speaker 05

  Uh, and she discovered it and told everyone's parents and...

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 33:51Speaker 05

  It was only brought up at a barbecue once by the dads who said, hey, you know, I get it, honestly.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Good response. Really good, yeah, response. I think it's something that is just better unsaid.

• 34:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  If I was your father, I would never even bring it up.

• 34:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, it wasn't my naked erect penis, but yeah.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Similar kind of story. You know, it's the same kind of embarrassment.

• 34:16Speaker 05

  Yes, yeah.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  There was an embarrassment there.

• 34:18Speaker 05

  Yes, there was.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  In Persia, I mean, in, um, I apologize. Prince of Persia. Yeah, yeah, you know, where the dunes are. Yeah. I want to say it in a way where I'm not offensive, right? You know, where the barons, you know what I mean, of, um, Dune.

• 34:37Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  How would you explain it?

• 34:45Speaker 05

  You don't have to do this, James.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In Palestine.

• 34:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:49Speaker 05

  But I grew up here.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you grew up here in Orange County?

• 34:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  That's right. So like we can, I don't even have to do any of that.

• 34:55Speaker 06

  Do you think this is a problem for the Persians in general? Is that they're having a revolution, you know, they're trying.

• 35:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:01Speaker 06

  But then all the people who looked good in bikinis and liked liberal democracy and the Shah and this.

• 35:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:07Speaker 06

  They already came here and they're having a nice time in San Diego.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, Irvine.

• 35:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, dancing.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Dancing.

• 35:13Speaker 06

  And they're not, none of them are getting strapped and going back over.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:16Speaker 06

  I'm not saying they should, but how long can you have? How long until the people in the country start to resemble that which the regime would want? Cuba, for example, gets rid of everybody with a little upward mobility, a sense of themselves being able to do something.

• 35:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:31Speaker 06

  You actually finally get a communist population.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 35:34Speaker 06

  I think the people, I mean, North Korea, do they actually love it? You would know better than I.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean that I would know more about?

• 35:43Speaker 06

  Well, it's just been going on for so long.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:44Speaker 06

  And so, so many people with the personality type of, this is, I can't tolerate this anymore, I'm getting out.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:49Speaker 06

  But people who might love marching.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 35:54Speaker 06

  Would just over time.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:56Speaker 06

  The population starts to resemble what the regime wants them to be.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:59Speaker 06

  I know, I always.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's a very interesting point there, right? That when you're used to, you know, I mean, being, it could make life easier.

• 36:09Speaker 06

  Get through the first couple of years of

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think it's like, alright, I have to go to this government job.

• 36:15Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Right? I know I'm gonna eat the same meal.

• 36:18Speaker 06

  Same meal.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Rice, you know what I mean? Some sort of animal, you know what I mean?

• 36:23Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what animals are up there, you know what I mean?

• 36:25Speaker 06

  Sheep.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or some like black, you know what I mean? Pigeon or something.

• 36:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, I don't know what they have. You paused that black. Yeah.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't. I said, I was trying to figure out what bird, you know what I mean? A yellow pigeon, I, you know, is that, if that's gonna be better for the, you know what I mean?

• 36:41Speaker 06

  It will be.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:44Speaker 06

  Appreciate it.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, they know, you know, weekends, right? It's just gonna be, um, maybe a walk through a park.

• 36:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And that's the, and when you're inundated with technology and Grand Theft Auto and Project Hail Mary and, you know what I mean?

• 37:03Speaker 06

  Zins.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  And zins. Yeah. And, and constant, you know what I mean?

• 37:07Speaker 06

  Celsius.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:08Speaker 06

  Celsius energy drink.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Or sugar-free Red Bull like I drink, you know what I mean? You know, et cetera, et cetera, you know what I mean? The Chalamet's, you know what I mean?

• 37:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  The whole family is what I meant.

• 37:18Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You're inundated with all this stuff, right? Maybe it's a simpler life to just do, and then you have one wife? And, and because there's no porn.

• 37:29Speaker 06

  Of course.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  So you think that once she shows like even half a titty, right? You're like, oh my god, you know what I mean?

• 37:36Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it, it's like.

• 37:39Speaker 06

  The pornography I do worry about.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? You think they have it in North Korea?

• 37:44Speaker 06

  I mean, I read some story about like they, they went to fight in Ukraine or something to help the Russians. And they got the internet for the first time.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  The North Koreans?

• 37:53Speaker 06

  And, and yes, and then the internet kind of broke. Cause they were just in such huge numbers. Gone crazy. Getting around the porno. That's what I re- heard.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  That's very interesting.

• 38:02Speaker 06

  Amos Gill told me that.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Imagine being a North Korean soldier.

• 38:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  You're 24 years old. You may never even seen a vagina in your life. Just imagine.

• 38:13Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I want everyone to put, yeah, I like what you're doing right now. You're thinking.

• 38:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Put your eyes up in the sky and think. Yeah, yeah. Everyone think, right? Imagine twenty-four, never seen any anatomy of a female person, okay? Then you go to the war. Yes, there's bullets being shot at you. Yes, you're probably not eating a lot, right? Sleeping conditions are bad, but you get free wifi, okay? Right? And now, you know, I mean, some, I don't know, can't do a Ukrainian accent, but I'll try.

• 38:47Speaker 04

  Please. Okay.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  You need, you must.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait.

• 38:53Speaker 04

  Why are you doing buck teeth?

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I, you must, look at the phone hub, you know what I mean, right?

• 38:59Speaker 04

  This is what, it's a record playing backwards.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  You must, you must, you know what I mean? Check out the phone hub, right? And then, what is a, oh. Right, and then, right?

• 39:12Speaker 04

  That was better.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  Very good, right, right? And then, you, yeah, and they go, W W W dot phone hub dot com, right, whatever, right? And then, yeah, and then, they see everything.

• 39:26Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  Imagine.

• 39:27Speaker 04

  Two girls, one cup, they're looking at all.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the classics.

• 39:30Speaker 04

  They're looking at the.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, I like, yeah, yeah, Debbie Does Dallas.

• 39:32Speaker 04

  Oh, a hundred, yeah.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:34Speaker 04

  These upsets them. Bang bus.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  So, North Korean soldiers get internet access in Ukraine, hooked on porn. That's insane. That's absolutely insane.

• 39:43Speaker 04

  I'm actually kind of jealous of them, like, that they get to experience all that at once, you know?

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not, because it gets taken away when they go home.

• 39:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 39:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:53Speaker 06

  Have you seen the, uh, have you seen the, the Egan? He's a comedian who's in Japan at the moment, who's, have you seen the clip where he teaches everybody the word gooner?

• 40:01Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen this clip?

• 40:02Speaker 04

  I'm friends with Egan.

• 40:03Speaker 06

  Have you seen that, that clip? He's got a.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop. I don't know the word gooner. So, I'll, I'll tell you something.

• 40:10Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm an Arsenal fan.

• 40:12Speaker 06

  Congratulations.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 40:14Speaker 04

  I, I know where this is going.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Right? And they call Arsenal fans gooners?

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  And so my, my cat.

• 40:22Speaker 05

  His name is.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Is Gooner.

• 40:24Speaker 05

  Right.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Right, so, so all I know is a Gooner is a good thing. Right, but I think there's a different definition.

• 40:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  So, and I've, and I, and I swear to God on my mother's life, she's still alive. That I don't know what the other definition is, and I don't even know if I wanna know.

• 40:42Speaker 06

  No, let's move on, let's move on.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  No, I wanna know, go ahead. I wanna learn, and I'm learning today, go ahead.

• 40:48Speaker 05

  I like this.

• 40:49Speaker 06

  I think it's, it's a young man who spends a lot of time masturbating and thinking about what to masturbate about.

• 40:53Speaker 05

  Okay, no, no, it's way more than that, okay.

• 40:55Speaker 06

  Okay, I didn't know that.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  It's a younger generation.

• 40:57Speaker 06

  Is it, is it not like, is it not doom scrolling pornography?

• 41:00Speaker 05

  Um, that's, that, that could be considered modern gooning, but the original.

• 41:04Speaker 06

  What the heck are they doing now? I like the history of gooning.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:09Speaker 05

  Real old school gooning is when you have multiple screens of porn playing all the time. So you're, you'll have a goon cave, people, similar to this where we are right now, almost.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  This is not a goon cave.

• 41:21Speaker 05

  It could be, though.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Why, why?

• 41:23Speaker 05

  If you had a lot of pornography up and instead of all of these.

• 41:25Speaker 06

  He doesn't.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  I don't.

• 41:27Speaker 05

  But if you did.

• 41:27Speaker 06

  Seems the operative tank.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:32Speaker 05

  It's like a separate room where you can create.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  This could be a museum if you had Rembrandt and, you know what I mean? Picasso on the wall, I mean, like, you could go on and on. You know what I mean? It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

• 41:44Speaker 06

  This could be a bathroom if you put a toilet in it.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:49Speaker 05

  And, yeah, you basically watch like a lot of multiple screens and a lot of a high volume of pornography for a long period of time. So with gooning comes like edging, where you edging yourself, where you're masturbating yourself for, you know, hours.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 42:02Speaker 06

  What happened to just coming?

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, I, I know, you, how old are you?

• 42:05Speaker 05

  I don't come like that.

• 42:06Speaker 06

  Oh, thirty something, yeah.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, oh, you won't say that name.

• 42:08Speaker 06

  No, I don't, actually, I'm, I don't know, thirty-five, maybe thirty-five.

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, maybe thirty-five, okay, good.

• 42:13Speaker 06

  Thirty-six, I don't know.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you really don't.

• 42:15Speaker 06

  I was born in ninety-one, what's the year?

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't care.

• 42:19Speaker 06

  It ceased to be.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:21Speaker 06

  A huge part of my life, yeah.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm fifty-four.

• 42:23Speaker 06

  Well, I'd know, I would be keeping track then, cause you.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:27Speaker 06

  Ever dies.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  So I'm fifty-four, and when you turn, once you turn fifty, you start counting the days. When people die, you go, um, how old were they when they died?

• 42:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  And then you go, how did they die? And then you kind of like do the math.

• 42:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, so I ultimately have maybe twenty-two years left.

• 42:46Speaker 06

  I think you're gonna live longer than that.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  Unless AI technology catches up and helps me medically, you know what I mean? But.

• 42:52Speaker 06

  How's your digestive system?

• 42:54Bobby Lee?

  I just had a colonoscopy.

• 42:55Speaker 06

  How is it?

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  No polyps, no cancer.

• 42:58Speaker 06

  Come on.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, um, I'm good on that.

• 43:04Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Um, I don't know, I haven't checked my breasts or my shoulders or anything like that, but, you know, I mean, I don't.

• 43:09Speaker 06

  You're relatively slim, your knees, you can make it up and down these hills, okay? You go for walks?

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, I can hill walk.

• 43:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:15Speaker 06

  I'm just discovering that now.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:17Speaker 06

  I'm hill walking at the moment?

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:19Speaker 06

  Ah, it's very special. Really.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  And it is.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

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• 43:49Speaker 03

  I think so too.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hair loss doesn't fix itself, bud. And early you act, the better, friend.

• 43:55Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

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• 44:00Speaker 06

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• 44:00Bobby Lee?

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• 44:05Speaker 03

  And what are the ingredients that matter, Bobby?

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Finasteride and minoxidil, I can memorize it.

• 44:10Speaker 03

  I know.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  And it can stop further hair loss and regrow hair in as little as three to six months, captain.

• 44:18Speaker 05

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• 44:19Bobby Lee?

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• 44:30Speaker 03

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• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  All, that's right punk.

• 44:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what else?

• 44:43Speaker 05

  That's true. Um, I just like that you're able to find the right hair regrowth treatment for you. Like, I might not have, you know, complete baldness, but I have some thinning here and there, so I go, okay, I need a flexible subscription option. And luckily for me, I have access to 24/7 provider support and one-day treatment.

• 44:58Speaker 03

  And they can be like, Luke, you know what? You're okay up front, but you're a little spotty up back here, right?

• 45:04Speaker 05

  Okay, or not, or maybe it's something else, but yeah.

• 45:08Speaker 00

  Someone's been looking at the back of your head.

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've been staring at it for years now.

• 45:11Speaker 05

  Well, luckily for me, I can, I can fix that.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. Thank you.

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• 45:40Speaker 03

  I like that one.

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  You like it?

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

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• 47:02Speaker 06

  It really is.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Like, when you conquer a hill, how does it feel?

• 47:05Speaker 06

  I tell you, all these people say that LA has gone to the dogs and blah, blah, blah. Listen, Hollywood Hills are quite nice.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they are very nice.

• 47:12Speaker 06

  They're pretty nice.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  It is nice, it is nice.

• 47:14Speaker 06

  I really, short of that Charles Manson stuff and the threat of bushfires, I see a lot of happy, rich, nice people.

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yes, it's a very nice neighborhood.

• 47:24Speaker 06

  I don't know what's happening down in the plains, and I don't much care to. I'm in.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  When you say plains, what do you mean?

• 47:32Speaker 06

  The Greater Flat, the Hollywood.

• 47:35Speaker 06

  The Los Angeles Flat.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  Where those movies came.

• 47:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, like Color.

• 47:39Speaker 06

  I didn't know it was called Skid Row. It's called, that's its real name.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  Skid Row, yeah.

• 47:43Speaker 06

  I thought that was a derogatory expression. They actually called it Skid Row.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, have you been there?

• 47:48Speaker 06

  No, I realized I came very close because I was at Union Station. And then we went to Chinatown and I just missed it, but I'd like to go.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  There's a Chinatown and a Little Japan town there.

• 47:58Speaker 06

  I saw Little Japan.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:59Speaker 06

  And I tell you what, I didn't, a lot of Mexicans.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  I think they're lying, I think they're lying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what drives me crazy when people are like from out of the state? Look at LA! You know what I mean, it's in the dirt and they just show Skid Row? And I'm like, yeah, I've never even been there. Like, I wouldn't even be able to even know, like, if somebody was like, hey, let's go check out Skid Row, I wouldn't be able to even tell them where to go really specifically.

• 48:26Speaker 06

  It makes people feel really good to talk about, not that there aren't things to talk down about LA, but people would always tell me Malibu was on fire. It's all been destroyed. I went to Malibu. Some things got destroyed. It's still a really nice place to go.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  It's a nice place.

• 48:41Speaker 06

  They have a fish and chip shop there that was world class.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:45Speaker 06

  I bought the hoodie.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:47Speaker 06

  I rented a boogie board, a bodyboard.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know what that is.

• 48:50Speaker 06

  I had a great time.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm from Southern California. I know what bodyboarding is.

• 48:52Speaker 06

  I loved it.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  You loved it?

• 48:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, I also sent you a good one.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know, you seem like, and I don't want you to take offense to this, you mean?

• 49:01Speaker 06

  I get ready.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I wouldn't get ready. And it's not an offensive thing. I think it's a good thing, right? But you look like a Peter Jackson White.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Like a creative, you know what I mean? A really talented.

• 49:14Speaker 06

  I'm thinking about shaving it all off.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. No, no, don't.

• 49:16Speaker 06

  It might be time.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. You look like a director.

• 49:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, I see.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  You look like a director. You look like you're a very creative person.

• 49:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  You look like you're, I've never met you before.

• 49:29Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You seem introspective and you seem brighter than Shane and brighter.

• 49:38Speaker 06

  I see. I know what it's about.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  McCusker, and I believe now I know.

• 49:43Speaker 06

  That's why we.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. No, just in.

• 49:46Speaker 06

  You know, they'll pop off, you'll start a war. You'll say something about Austin, you'll make me defend Austin.

• 49:53Speaker 06

  I know what I've been brought into now. You start with a compliment, you start with all positive. Let's talk about the hot springs of Korea.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no war, no war, no war, no war. I love it.

• 50:04Speaker 06

  I come here to say nice things about Los Angeles.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  I was kidding. You're great. Yeah, yeah, you're a wonderful person. You're a wonderful and very talented person. That's all I'm trying to say. I'm not starting a war. I love all those guys. I was kidding. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's, you know, I think that Gillis, now I get it. Gillis, you and McCusker, you guys pod together.

• 50:23Speaker 06

  We have potted.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  You have potted together?

• 50:25Speaker 06

  I've been on podcasts with them.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Are you a regular on that podcast?

• 50:29Speaker 06

  I don't, I wouldn't, I'm not a regular. I've done it five or six times. I've enjoyed doing it.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:33Speaker 06

  I like doing it.

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But, um.

• 50:36Speaker 06

  I would say I'm in that.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  I've seen.

• 50:37Speaker 06

  I'm in that universe.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  You're in that universe.

• 50:39Speaker 06

  The Matt and Shane cinematic universe.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  You're in the, if there was a Marvel.

• 50:43Speaker 06

  That's how this country, I've realized that's how this, it's all tribes and clans. And it's very, it's interesting. I'm very happy to be here. Very, I feel blessed to be brought in.

• 50:52Speaker 04

  Just Australia.

• 50:53Speaker 06

  But it's very, everything is.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  What you're saying, I see what you're saying.

• 50:57Speaker 06

  Everything is try, and there's this guy and that guy.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  It's Marvel versus DC.

• 51:02Speaker 06

  You know, it's, yes.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 51:03Speaker 06

  It's, you know, in the NFL, they have, you know, coaching trees.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 51:07Speaker 06

  I see this with people's openers and people's, oh, he's a soda guy. That's part of the soda.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:12Speaker 06

  It's the soda lineage.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:14Speaker 06

  You know.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:16Speaker 04

  Crime families.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Crime families.

• 51:17Speaker 06

  There's the Burr people and the Louis people. They're not the same people.

• 51:20Bobby Lee?

  They're not the same people.

• 51:21Speaker 06

  I'm looking on the ad. I would think it's all one big happy, no, very discreet.

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there are treasonous folk.

• 51:28Speaker 06

  Absolutely.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's treasonous folk and there are also kings and emperors. And there's also peasants, right? And there's also, it's, it's very Games of Thrones-y, okay? But at the end of the day, all hail to the king.

• 51:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:44Speaker 06

  Who is?

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  You know.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, all hail to the king for now.

• 51:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and so I'm just.

• 51:54Speaker 04

  Bobby Huakbar.

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I, I'm just a little, you know what I mean? I have, I, I, I'm in charge of a little village. I am, you know what I mean, off the coast, off the coast.

• 52:05Speaker 04

  Fisher.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I hear the rumblings, what happens in the kingdom, right? But it's none of my business.

• 52:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And I know who's in play.

• 52:16Speaker 06

  What?

• 52:16Speaker 04

  You're in the hermit kingdom over here.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm in the hermit kingdom, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm still a part of the royal class, okay? And so are you.

• 52:25Speaker 06

  I mean, how much of it comes down to a New York, LA divide to begin with? Because Austin is definitely a break off of the LA thing.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  And New York thing, a little bit too.

• 52:33Speaker 06

  And people have dribbled out of New York, but overwhelmingly, it's, it's an LA.

• 52:38Speaker 04

  We in the LA, yeah.

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, in Game of Thrones, have you seen the show?

• 52:43Speaker 06

  Isn't it, yes, but it disappeared from the cultural imagination real quickly.

• 52:47Speaker 04

  Not from Bobby's.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Not from mine.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  I talk about every week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I still talk about Laura Lorrings. What are you gonna do?

• 52:55Speaker 06

  Never really came.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 52:57Speaker 06

  When, when is winter? I thought that was gonna be a big thing.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, well, winter.

• 53:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you're saying.

• 53:01Speaker 06

  Winter's coming.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, so you're saying the Austin people are the White Walkers?

• 53:05Speaker 06

  It's not what I'm.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you're saying?

• 53:10Speaker 06

  Potentially the homeless.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:12Speaker 06

  I don't know where I would put them, actually.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:15Speaker 06

  Might be Dawn.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but there's three empires.

• 53:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Do you think?

• 53:20Speaker 06

  Well, I mean, what are we calling Nashville? Is that the sort of, that's the sea people who drown in?

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:28Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think they are, because there are people there.

• 53:33Speaker 06

  They're, they're big names.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  They're big, they're big names.

• 53:36Speaker 06

  Big Nashville names.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  But not a threat.

• 53:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  They have to join alliances.

• 53:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Or they sink.

• 53:41Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think?

• 53:42Speaker 06

  They couldn't stand on their own.

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  They can't stand on their own.

• 53:44Speaker 06

  No, no, no.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  They can't win the war.

• 53:46Speaker 06

  Vanderbilt being their team is interesting, you know?

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 53:49Speaker 06

  Always sort of in the conversation, never going all the way.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what Vanderbilt means.

• 53:53Speaker 06

  Isn't that their tennis? Their college team. College football team, they all wear the V. Yeah. You see them, mate, always with a V, Theo always with the V.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 54:00Speaker 06

  It's, but it's all, I mean, I like Nashville, a lot.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:03Speaker 06

  And they're doing it, they're trying, you know, and why not? Low tax, nice place to live.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  Have you thought, I've thought about moving there.

• 54:10Speaker 06

  Really?

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  You know, me and Andrew have thought about moving to three different places.

• 54:14Speaker 06

  Nashville's one of them.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Austinville was one of them.

• 54:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Vegas is one of them. I think Phoenix and then Nashville too, so there's four.

• 54:21Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like, literally buying houses and moving out of LA.

• 54:25Speaker 06

  Can't see you in Nashville.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 54:27Speaker 06

  Just a race thing, I guess.

• 54:31Speaker 06

  I don't know if there's a lot of Asians over there. I don't know where you find the.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible, that, yeah.

• 54:36Speaker 06

  I just didn't know.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  On the boat again. I'm fishing on the boat again. What do you think of that?

• 54:44Speaker 06

  Good.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm a rice boy cowboy.

• 54:50Speaker 06

  I like it.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I would be a hit.

• 54:52Speaker 06

  You'd be a huge hit, actually.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  In Nashville.

• 54:54Speaker 06

  We've got a big Asian population in Australia, and we had, you know, we had Australian Idol, you got American Idol.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  I know that's really nice.

• 55:00Speaker 06

  American Idol, though, you would have, they would have the goofy person, the silly person who's never really gonna make it through.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Right, the William Hung.

• 55:07Speaker 06

  Well, but like, big, yes, but we had so many Asian people who were making their dream come true.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Were they good?

• 55:14Speaker 06

  No. Some of them, some of them. The first winner of the first season was Guy Sebastian.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:21Speaker 06

  Asian fellow.

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  Asian fellow.

• 55:22Speaker 06

  But have you seen, um.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  I feel like.

• 55:24Speaker 06

  Ken Lee, Libby Dibby Da Chu.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Libby Dibby Da Chu.

• 55:27Speaker 06

  It's someone in, I think, a Philippines version of it's like Philippines. Ken Lee.

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 55:31Speaker 06

  Libby Dibby Da Chu.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've seen that.

• 55:35Speaker 06

  So beautiful.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  But the Philippines, per capita, have the best singers.

• 55:39Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 55:40Speaker 04

  Sounds right.

• 55:41Speaker 06

  The Welsh would be furious with that.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I'm telling you right now, have you seen. What do you, why?

• 55:47Speaker 06

  So they say eight Welsh people and they're all Tom Jones.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right, that's right, that's right.

• 55:51Speaker 06

  But you think the Philippines.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  The Philippines, per capita, are the most talented, Gilbert.

• 55:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Are the most talented people.

• 55:59Speaker 06

  Interesting.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  I've ever seen in my life, it's just, there's just no way to make it.

• 56:03Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Right? Because it's so impoverished there in sections.

• 56:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I've been there many times. I love the island.

• 56:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm one of them, if I may say, you know what I mean?

• 56:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I had sex with one for 10 years.

• 56:17Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  That gets you cred.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  That gives me a lot of cred.

• 56:21Speaker 06

  You've become one.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  I know the smells, I know the, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Textures.

• 56:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 56:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  Skin textures. You know what I mean? Food, et cetera, et cetera.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  ET, we just ET'd it.

• 56:35Speaker 06

  Loves a touch.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 56:37Speaker 06

  I love touching. But you say the most talented.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:40Speaker 06

  In the world.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  I, I would have, I would argue, yes. I, because I've been there and I, and I, every time I'm there, I do the Bobby Lee Talent Show. I've done it twice.

• 56:50Speaker 06

  You get to do shows in the Philippines?

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  No, what I do is this, I go, I'm in town and I'm going to do a talent show, singing, dancing, that's me.

• 56:59Speaker 06

  That's in the Philippines.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  That's in the Philippines.

• 57:01Speaker 06

  What? I don't know why she wears a full suit.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  I wear a full suit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:05Speaker 06

  The top.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Bobby Lee's talent extravaganza, right? And I invite the whole island to compete and every, it gets packed.

• 57:14Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  And people are doing all kinds, lighting themselves on fire.

• 57:17Speaker 06

  What?

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:18Speaker 06

  Crazy act.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Crazy, the craziest acts you've ever seen.

• 57:20Speaker 06

  What do they?

• 57:21Speaker 04

  Do you record it?

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  I do record them, yeah, yeah. I don't put them online, but they're just for me.

• 57:25Speaker 06

  What?

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:26Speaker 04

  You just watch them?

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 57:27Speaker 04

  You just watch them at home, by yourself?

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  No, I just like to watch talent from all over the world, you know what I mean? Because I'm a man of the people.

• 57:34Speaker 06

  But you would only do it in the Philippines?

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I only do it. Yeah, on one island, Cebu.

• 57:40Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they all come out and they, oh my god. One guy took, put Baber powder in his mouth and blew him and put shapes.

• 57:49Speaker 04

  Oh, that's beautiful.

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  With baby powder, which I never thought you could even do.

• 57:53Speaker 06

  You look so sad, dude.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I'm sad when I'm there. It's a lot of stress because I'm like, is anyone gonna compete? Is anyone coming?

• 58:00Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  I take it personally.

• 58:02Speaker 04

  And people cry when they lose, like teams.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, people, like Dan's Cruise, they cry when they lose.

• 58:07Speaker 06

  This is a show.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 58:08Speaker 06

  This is a, that's a, you gotta get that out.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  I taped it as a show. I tried to pitch it and no one bought it. What's so funny?

• 58:16Speaker 05

  Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

• 58:21Speaker 05

  I, I, I, I think that's, people should have bought it.

• 58:26Speaker 04

  Bobby, what do they win?

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  Stop, stop.

• 58:27Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck do you mean, dude?

• 58:31Speaker 05

  No, I'm, I'm.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  Let, let, let, let's just say this, okay? James, you know this. You take a big risk. You fly all the way over there, you get the camera people, you tape it, you cut it together. And you, you go to all the networks, Netflix, everyone, you pitch it, and they all say no. And I call that trying.

• 58:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, you did a good, that's a good.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:54Speaker 04

  What the fuck have you ever done?

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay. That's what it's called.

• 59:00Speaker 06

  Maybe concert movie. If you get that into a ninety minute version.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  A concert movie.

• 59:04Speaker 06

  Get that out to Cannes.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:06Speaker 06

  South by Southwest, that might.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  Really, maybe film it myself.

• 59:10Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:11Speaker 04

  You attach James as the director.

• 59:12Speaker 06

  No, no, no.

• 59:13Speaker 04

  Visually.

• 59:13Speaker 06

  I see what you're saying.

• 59:16Speaker 06

  It's not a skill that I have.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  It, it's not a skill you have, yeah.

• 59:19Speaker 06

  We'll find out, I mean.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I think you do. Just based on your look.

• 59:24Speaker 06

  I worry.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, on your look.

• 59:26Speaker 06

  I worry that you need a level of attentiveness to direct.

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Do you like film?

• 59:30Speaker 06

  I like, yes, I do.

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:31Speaker 06

  I just found out that Quentin Tarantino has a cinema here.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he does.

• 59:35Speaker 06

  I just found out.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he does have a cinema here.

• 59:37Speaker 06

  You've got so many cinemas.

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And it's in Los Feliz, right?

• 59:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:41Speaker 06

  We were just there.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:43Speaker 06

  It's not, there are so many Australians in Los Feliz.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  There are.

• 59:46Speaker 06

  Beautiful jack o' rander tree.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up with, can I, let me ask you something. What's up with the didgeridoo?

• 59:51Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 59:53Speaker 06

  Well, if a woman.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  I've always, I've always wanted.

• 59:55Speaker 06

  Women aren't to play it. Makes them barren, apparently.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, because of all the wind that you must use out of your body to get that thing to.

• 1:00:04Speaker 06

  I don't know the did, I don't know the fine.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:00:06Speaker 06

  Wait, that's real good.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  But, but I've never heard the didgeridoo and went, that, I'm gonna use, like, start a band and have a guy be the jackass.

• 1:00:14Speaker 06

  Oh, no, there's some good ones. There's some good dig tracks out there.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're, oh, they're all, and that's why I wanted you on here. Why?

• 1:00:21Speaker 06

  Treaty, Yothu Yindi. I think there's a dig in that. Gee, I'd hope so.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:26Speaker 06

  Um, sometimes when you're just.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  It's Celtic, it's primal.

• 1:00:32Speaker 06

  When it comes in.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  Tell me how you feel.

• 1:00:35Speaker 06

  A deep, uh, it's not used as much in Australia because people get offended and fucking whatever, but I would think that.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Why, why, why would they get?

• 1:00:42Speaker 06

  You know, they.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  What? Yeah, no, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about the region. Tell me.

• 1:00:49Speaker 06

  Aboriginal people get very, you know, very, you know, what are you doing with that didgeridoo? That sort of thing. That's how I did.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, when the white people do the degeri.

• 1:00:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Right? Didgeridoo.

• 1:00:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  The aborigines get offended.

• 1:01:01Speaker 06

  Well, even saying aborigine, that people get real mad at.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  What would I call you then?

• 1:01:05Speaker 06

  So fun, Aboriginal.

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  Aboriginal people.

• 1:01:07Speaker 06

  Explain to me why that's one's fine and one's not.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:11Speaker 06

  Can't do it. I don't know.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know either. And something that, well, maybe ChatGPT or something we could discover.

• 1:01:18Speaker 06

  I spent hours arguing with ChatGPT about Aboriginal people, you know? Ow.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:26Speaker 06

  Ow.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Friends with any Aboriginal people?

• 1:01:29Speaker 06

  Yes, I am.

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I bet you are.

• 1:01:30Speaker 06

  Yeah. Hello, Craig.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Hello, Craig.

• 1:01:33Speaker 06

  And others.

• 1:01:37Speaker 06

  Lots of others.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, lots of others. Yeah. What's up with the quokka?

• 1:01:42Speaker 06

  Okay, only in Western Australia.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've seen it.

• 1:01:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Alive. What's up with it?

• 1:01:46Speaker 06

  I, I've been to Western Australia a lot of times. I've never made it out to see quokka. I never went to the island.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 1:01:51Speaker 06

  I never did. I just.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  I went.

• 1:01:53Speaker 06

  I did the gigs, I went home.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I went to the quokka.

• 1:01:55Speaker 06

  How was it?

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  And let me tell you about the quokka.

• 1:01:57Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  Um, cute.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that's, you know what a quokka is?

• 1:02:04Speaker 05

  Uh, it's the part of the bird where they pee and poop out of the same hole.

• 1:02:09Speaker 06

  What?

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  I've never even heard that of that. No, no, it's an animal.

• 1:02:13Speaker 04

  Cloaca.

• 1:02:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  That's a cloaca.

• 1:02:16Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a quaca.

• 1:02:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, cute.

• 1:02:19Speaker 05

  Oh, okay, yeah.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 1:02:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's a resemblance there.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  Of what?

• 1:02:25Speaker 05

  It kind of looks like you, honestly. It has your.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that was bold that you had said that. I'm cute.

• 1:02:32Speaker 05

  I'm sorry, yeah, no, it's cute. Yeah, that's good.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:36Speaker 06

  No, they love them over there.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I have to say, um, out of all the creatures I've met on Earth, that's my favorite one.

• 1:02:42Speaker 05

  That's a good one.

• 1:02:43Speaker 04

  Pretty beautiful.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  It's unbelievable to me as an Australian that you've not gone to the island to see the most friendliest creature on planet Earth.

• 1:02:52Speaker 06

  Everybody else always got to do it, but I would, uh.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  Pass.

• 1:02:57Speaker 06

  The dates would never line up. I'd be there for the festival and they go, on Sunday, we're going out. I go, I'm flying out Sunday morning.

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so what part of Australia are you from?

• 1:03:04Speaker 06

  I'm from Adelaide.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Adelaide.

• 1:03:06Speaker 06

  At the bottom, we don't have a good concert hall for people.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  I played it.

• 1:03:12Speaker 06

  We have the entertainment center.

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we did that, I think.

• 1:03:14Speaker 06

  It's acoustically rough.

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  It was rough.

• 1:03:16Speaker 06

  No disrespect, but it's rough.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:17Speaker 06

  And the Thebburn Theater, which is 2000, that's the biggest, best one we've got.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  That's the one we did.

• 1:03:21Speaker 06

  It's a, that's better.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:23Speaker 06

  But, boy, we could use this, um, this Hollywood, this Hollywood Bowl.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:28Speaker 06

  We could have a Hollywood Bowl.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but.

• 1:03:30Speaker 06

  The Greek, build it into the hills, because we got the hills. I find the LA hills really remind me of Adelaide hills.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  How did you start comedy?

• 1:03:35Speaker 06

  In Adelaide. Well, just in, you know, that.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  There's open mics.

• 1:03:38Speaker 06

  You don't start out in the 2000s. You would know this about comedy. You know this, it takes time to get to that point.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  But there are open mics, there are open mics.

• 1:03:45Speaker 06

  There are open mics in the 2000s.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:47Speaker 06

  But no, I was there for a while.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  But is the scene in Adelaide, I'm sorry, because I don't know much about it.

• 1:03:51Speaker 06

  Please, please, yeah.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  May I?

• 1:03:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:03:53Speaker 06

  What question would you like to ask?

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  I would love to ask a question.

• 1:03:57Speaker 06

  I would like to hear it.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, is it as brutal as it is, because I know, you, did you start here?

• 1:04:04Speaker 04

  I started in Orange County, but yeah.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You started here?

• 1:04:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's brutal.

• 1:04:09Speaker 04

  The worst.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  It's competitive?

• 1:04:11Speaker 04

  There's no audiences.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  No audiences?

• 1:04:13Speaker 04

  A zillion comedians.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Brutal.

• 1:04:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  That's what I, because I started in San Diego for three years, a little better, but still kind of brutal.

• 1:04:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Is it brutal in Adelaide?

• 1:04:22Speaker 06

  Uh, there's always room to play in a greater extent, I felt. Then you could go out to the bigger cities. But I found this about San Diego. I thought this, cause I thought, I thought, who, Derek Postum was from San Diego. And Hassan Ahmad was a San Diegoian.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:35Speaker 06

  And, and yourself. And I thought for where it is geographically, that must be one of the best Cedar cities in America for comedy. Because you go after LA, you try and make it.

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:45Speaker 06

  And when it's hard in LA.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:47Speaker 06

  You know, rather than going, fuck it, I'm moving back to Ohio. You just go, I'll go see mum for the weekend.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:52Speaker 06

  Drive down to San Diego.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:53Speaker 06

  Got a La Jolla.

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:55Speaker 06

  Swim, they go, well, I'll try again next time.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:57Speaker 06

  There's not a make it, you can just go back.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:04:59Speaker 06

  Hang out, catch the train, beautiful train.

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, beautiful.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful train.

• 1:05:04Speaker 06

  And, um, Adelaide was good. We got a big fringe festival, so that was nice. There was a lot of stage time during the festival.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:11Speaker 06

  And then difficult the rest of the year to get everybody else in.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:14Speaker 06

  I think it's also, it suffers from the same thing that every, you know, million to two million city gets with the comedy scene is it gets really, really good. Uh, there's like fifteen, twenty people who are doing great. They all go and then it fucking crashes.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  But then there's a new generation, no?

• 1:05:30Speaker 06

  There's a new generation, but now with the internet, you know, people aren't doing the comedy circuit as much.

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:05:35Speaker 06

  They just go and they do that, well, or they bring their own openness, you know? It used to be a thing, there would be a guy come to town and everyone would get to open for him.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, wow, yeah.

• 1:05:42Speaker 06

  I mean, I'm a part of that problem. I don't like working with the people from.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, my problem with, my problem with it is, is that, you need, I want, you know, I mean, like minded openers. Okay? So I bring this fucking guy, you know what I mean? And I bring.

• 1:05:58Speaker 06

  Appreciate it.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Catbird, I brought him once, right? Yeah, so it's like, I know them, I can hang out with them.

• 1:06:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Because what happens, because I was at a point for like maybe twelve years where I couldn't afford to bring an opener. So that I have to go to a town and there'd be two locals opening for me.

• 1:06:17Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  And that's when, you know what I mean? It wasn't that fun because sometimes you'll just have a guy, like this one emcee, I was in Houston and he, his first line to me was, I think I've said this before. His first line to me was, yo, I'm not gonna tell you like.

• 1:06:34Speaker 06

  Interesting, okay.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:37Speaker 06

  We got the yo.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  This is what he said, but he's not necessarily.

• 1:06:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  What you think he is.

• 1:06:43Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  He's a young man. Hey, what's up, what's up? I go, what's going on? He's like, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  I'd be like, I'd be like, I'm a headliner. I go, oh, you're a headliner? Yeah, but I don't even know why I'm open for you.

• 1:07:02Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  That's his opening line. And I go, oh, well, then why did you do it? He's just like, time's tough. You know what I mean? And you go, but I'm a headliner. I go, why, what do I care?

• 1:07:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Just do the host, right? He does forty minutes up front.

• 1:07:19Speaker 06

  Oh, my god.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  And it's all the dirtiest jokes ever.

• 1:07:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Right? So then after the show, I came up to him, I go, yo, what's up, man? Because, you know, I'm

• 1:07:29Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  Regular, you know, whatever, you know what I mean? He's like, what, what? And I go, I mean, you're supposed to do ten, fifteen minutes up front, and it's a little too dirty. And he go, ah, right? And I go, second show, he goes dirtier, and he does longer.

• 1:07:44Speaker 06

  Ooh.

• 1:07:45Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  This is Friday night, right? At the end of the second show, I walk right up to him, I go, you're fired.

• 1:07:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  And he couldn't believe it.

• 1:07:54Speaker 06

  He couldn't believe it?

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  No, he couldn't, no, because it's like, at that time, I wasn't a name. I was kind of climbing up.

• 1:08:01Speaker 06

  Sure.

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But still, I just went up to the manager, I go, I can't have a host doing, you know what I mean?

• 1:08:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  Dirty jokes, you know, forty minutes up front.

• 1:08:11Speaker 06

  And that man was Patrice.

• 1:08:16Bobby Lee?

  If it was Patrice, I would go, you close.

• 1:08:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  I'll open, and I'll do ten minutes. You know what I mean? What are you talking about? You're a legend, you know what I mean? This guy had

• 1:08:27Speaker 06

  It's insane, no, it's insane.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  It's insane!

• 1:08:29Speaker 06

  Because also, they, they, they give you the most senior guy in the town.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:33Speaker 06

  What you want is not the guy who's been doing it for fifteen years.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:08:36Speaker 06

  Who's full of hate and despair. You want someone coming up, who's going to do something else with their life. But they don't give it to that guy.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:41Speaker 06

  They give it to the guy who goes, oh, I've seen a lot of guys come through here.

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's the, you guys don't know this particularly, but I, I think James and I know, right? Is that in every city, in every town, there are people that have been doing comedy for twenty-plus years, and they never move.

• 1:09:02Speaker 06

  Sure.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? And these are the ones that open for you. Right? And there is a bitterness. Yeah. Right? Like, I shouldn't be here. I don't give a fuck about this. You know what I mean? Yeah. There's they, I had one guy introduce me as Billy Lee.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  Like, he didn't even bother to memorize my name. Yo, man, Billy Lee.

• 1:09:25Speaker 05

  It's a lot of yo, man. Every guy yo.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? It's a through line.

• 1:09:32Speaker 06

  Seems like a...

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I'm sorry.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm sorry. Let me do it again. Do a British accent. Do a British accent. Hello?

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  Nice audience.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  Please welcome. Bobby Lee. You know what I mean? So, is that better? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I come out. Oh, no, I said Bobby Lee. Yeah. Please welcome Bella Lee. Yeah. Right? And I'm, and then I have to go up and say, my name is Bobby. It's not good when there's a headline. It's not good. It's not good. Already, you're, you're in the weeds. Yeah. When you have to say, my name is actually Bobby that late. You're already in the weeds. Yeah.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  You're fucked. You're fucked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:15Speaker 06

  Over and over again.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  Over and over again. Yeah, so now, we bring our own. You bring your own.

• 1:10:19Speaker 06

  I try and, also, I find it very lonely on the road.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  God, God bless you.

• 1:10:23Speaker 06

  Really lonely.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:24Speaker 06

  And it's nice to have people there with me to keep it going. Uh, but I, I think a lot, I think, the other thing that do these people is they actually make good money doing comedy. These people have done it for 20 years because they've got all the local corporates stitched up. They do all the Christmas parties. They do work functions. No? Not here?

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm, I'm, I agree.

• 1:10:42Speaker 06

  I know these people.

• 1:10:42Bobby Lee?

  I agree, but I'm shaking my head, and I'll tell you why, but keep.

• 1:10:45Speaker 06

  No, tell, but I think that, what? No, tell me.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, keep going. He has a philosophical disagreement, I believe. I have, thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Keep going.

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  Bobby.

• 1:10:56Speaker 06

  Why? But I must now know.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  I understand that.

• 1:10:59Speaker 06

  How?

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  You didn't finish your thought, though.

• 1:11:01Speaker 06

  Well, they had, there's a sense of.

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  Start over. Start over. Start over. Start over.

• 1:11:04Speaker 06

  There's a sense of entitlement that people have, no?

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:11:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  But, no, but.

• 1:11:08Speaker 06

  And they're making big money from doing comedy. I always thought, I always wanted to get on the cruise ships. I always wanted to be on the cruise ships. I always wanted, because I was this person until quite late in the career. I was like 15, 16 years in. I was just in my little town. I tried moving away. I had to keep moving back over and over again. And still, I did, I did like one Christmas party and it went so badly, I never got another one. They still gave me the money, but the cheapest ships would never book me again.

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you. I should, I was shaking my head, I'll tell you why. Okay. Thanks. If, if I may, if I may, okay. When I started, they were like, yeah, you gotta clean up your act, you know what I mean? You gotta do jokes that like are more, you know what I mean? Meat and potatoes, right? You gotta, you know, like about driving or, you know what I mean? Dating. What's going on with the airplanes? Yeah. You know what I mean? And you have to dress better, because I used to dress like this. And messed up hair. Yeah. You know what I mean? Fucked up, I would say really crazy shit on stage. Wouldn't get a laugh necessarily, but it was just like, really nuts shit, you know what I mean? Yeah.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  And people would go, you're never gonna get corporate gigs, you're never gonna be on cruise ships, you're never gonna do the road, you're never gonna make it with that act. And I always thought, said, but I'm being myself. Yeah. You know what I mean? And I, and I, and I, you know, because you have to do a lot of like, um, um, you have to pretend that you're a comedian more than finding your own point of view and being essentially yourself, right? So you kind of have to like, clean up your act, wear a certain, a specific thing, right? Only talk about things that everyone, you know what I mean, will relate to. And I think that hinders comedy. So, yes, there, there's corporate comics in these towns that like if a convention comes through,

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  but their jokes are very generic about family or Yeah. very generic jokes about The freeway. driving and the freeway. Around that town. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, they have local references. And it, it's, I, I don't think that that's what comedy's about. Yeah. I think comedy's about, like you, I've never seen anyone that looks like you.

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen anyone like you, right? I've never seen anyone do comedy like you, right? You were, you are who you are, okay? And I think I was the same way, so that's why I've never done a corporate.

• 1:13:35Speaker 06

  Your whole, your whole career, you never did one corporate?

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  I think I did one and they lit me right away. I mean, and they were like, get him off, you know what I mean? It was like one of those things. And I, you know, I, I did maybe seven colleges and they're like, no, it's, he's too wild.

• 1:13:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  For the kids.

• 1:13:50Speaker 05

  I could see that.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I would do crazy shit, you know what I mean? Just running around, the whole thing, you know what I mean? Yeah, and they'd be like, no, no, no, no.

• 1:13:57Speaker 06

  You know, a part of you still goes, I'd like to do well for these people.

• 1:14:01Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 1:14:01Speaker 06

  One still wants to do well for these people.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:04Speaker 06

  But I would try and do it and I would, because I didn't have the, I did a, I did a gig for a supermarket company on their special golf day. And I, you know, it was their special golf day. They said, get up in ten minutes.

• 1:14:13Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, special golf day?

• 1:14:14Speaker 06

  They all went out and played golf with the people who supplied the supermarket.

• 1:14:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, go, go, oh, it's special, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:18Speaker 06

  Special golf day. And they said, here's the comedian. I think I used the word [BLEEP] three times in the first four minutes. Are you on a golf course? They had come in from the golf course. To watch me say something about someone getting [BLEEP] to death. And go, what the fuck am I doing?

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.

• 1:14:36Speaker 06

  It's all the lights are on.

• 1:14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The lights are on, people are eating, it's not the right environment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a nightmare, you know what I mean? So what I would say to a young man like this, how long you been doing comedy?

• 1:14:50Speaker 05

  Uh, four and a half years.

• 1:14:52Bobby Lee?

  Four and a half years, right? Still developing, you, what you would say?

• 1:14:55Speaker 05

  Yes, yeah. Still developing. Are you, yeah, I say it.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know, it's so funny from afar, sometimes you look Asian.

• 1:15:07Speaker 05

  Uh, I've gotten that a lot. Yeah, right now?

• 1:15:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like right now.

• 1:15:10Speaker 05

  People say it. I have squinty eyes, if I may say.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, squinty eyes. I mean, you're dating a Korean?

• 1:15:19Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, an Asian person?

• 1:15:21Speaker 05

  Wajin, yeah.

• 1:15:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's half?

• 1:15:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You, you, are you afraid of full?

• 1:15:27Speaker 05

  Oh, afraid of full Asian? Uh, capital A Asian. Uh, no, I'm not afraid, no.

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:15:34Speaker 05

  Not a fear type.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  Fair question.

• 1:15:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, no.

• 1:15:36Bobby Lee?

  And fair answer.

• 1:15:37Speaker 05

  No fear.

• 1:15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:38Speaker 06

  Koreans have maybe the least Asian, uh, archetypal personality.

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:15:43Speaker 06

  There is, uh, there is.

• 1:15:45Bobby Lee?

  I agree with this. What do you mean?

• 1:15:47Speaker 06

  I think of Christopher Shin from Perth, I think of other Koreans I've met in my time.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:52Speaker 06

  There is, uh, masculinity and, uh, just a constant thread of violence.

• 1:15:59Speaker 04

  In a very American way.

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:01Speaker 04

  They're Christian.

• 1:16:02Speaker 06

  I think they call this, uh.

• 1:16:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Han.

• 1:16:04Speaker 06

  Hating.

• 1:16:05Bobby Lee?

  Hating, yeah.

• 1:16:05Speaker 06

  Hating.

• 1:16:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:07Speaker 06

  Very, lives large in the, you know, of all the, of all the Asiatic regions, gender politics may be the worst there. Women not happy to be submissive and they take themselves out of the sex market. And the birth rate is, I think, the worst in the world.

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  In South Korea, yeah.

• 1:16:21Speaker 06

  South Korea, there's something in Korea that is really, people think of Japan as being the most alien and like, interesting, but.

• 1:16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:29Speaker 06

  Boy, the Korea, there's something happening in Korea.

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll tell you a interesting thing.

• 1:16:33Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:33Bobby Lee?

  If I may.

• 1:16:34Speaker 06

  Please.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Um, even other Asians don't like me.

• 1:16:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, of other Asian regions, they find me to be, um, um, uh, what's the word? Unflavorable.

• 1:16:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, unpalatable?

• 1:16:52Bobby Lee?

  Unpalatable. I can't say the word, yeah.

• 1:16:55Speaker 04

  But I agree.

• 1:16:56Bobby Lee?

  You agree?

• 1:16:57Speaker 04

  Well, I mean, I've seen it.

• 1:16:59Speaker 04

  I don't agree, but I know what you're talking about. I have a similar thing.

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you know, there was, I don't wanna re, I, you know, I've been potting for a long time, so sometimes I reiterate certain stories.

• 1:17:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:08Bobby Lee?

  But I had this famous Asian actor once pull me aside at the Comedy Store. And he, he goes, let me, he had an accent.

• 1:17:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:16Bobby Lee?

  Let me talk to you outside. And I go, okay. He goes, oh, you're a disgrace. And I go, what do you mean? He's like, every, call you Asia, everybody. And I go, why? How the thing you say? And I go, what the fuck you say? Talk about you [BLEEP] back up. You know, cause I get.

• 1:17:34Speaker 06

  That's really the sort of thing he might have had a problem with.

• 1:17:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think that was the thing?

• 1:17:41Speaker 06

  I tell you, I started, I started out with Ronnie Ching.

• 1:17:44Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 1:17:44Speaker 06

  Great.

• 1:17:45Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:17:45Speaker 06

  But suit dignity.

• 1:17:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:49Speaker 06

  Tonight show.

• 1:17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:17:51Speaker 06

  Um, I've been reading the news.

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:17:54Speaker 06

  I was in a, you know, it's very, I have my law degree.

• 1:17:58Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:59Speaker 06

  Disciplined in martial arts.

• 1:18:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:04Speaker 06

  The D X for it's very happy to get around.

• 1:18:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:18:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm, if I was back in the day, right, I would be, you know what I mean, with the rice on the head.

• 1:18:13Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 1:18:13Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:18:14Speaker 06

  The Cooley?

• 1:18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just shuffling through a village, you know what I mean, right?

• 1:18:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:18:18Bobby Lee?

  Dropping it off, right? And then probably in some well, you know what I mean, like I wouldn't.

• 1:18:22Speaker 06

  Dirty face.

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  Really dirty, dude. Yeah, yeah. I would like maybe have some sort of slight leprosy. You know what I mean, right, right? People would call me the town, you know what I mean?

• 1:18:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:18:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and um, I think that um, I'm one of the, when I was a kid, I never wanted to do comedy until I saw Margaret Cho on HBO, and she's Korean. And I'd seen other Asians, you know what I mean, like John, uh, John Eun or other people, To My Atsuki and stuff like that, but back in the day, she was the first person, I was like, oh, I think maybe I can do comedy because she's Korean and you can tell she is Korean because she can, she goes to the edges of things, you know what I mean?

• 1:19:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:19:06Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I thought, oh, you could go to that edge of things and I think then, oh, maybe I can because when you're watching just a Seinfeld growing up as a Korean boy, well, you're like, oh, there's no way I could do that because he's in a suit, he's talking, you know what I mean? What's up with that?

• 1:19:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I'm like, I don't even understand.

• 1:19:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but then, you know, you need, you know, I think Koreans, especially in comedy, are the, a little wilder, I think.

• 1:19:33Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:19:34Bobby Lee?

  I think so, like, the Hans Kim, for instance, is an extreme example

• 1:19:38Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:19:38Bobby Lee?

  of that, of just some, something wrong.

• 1:19:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:42Bobby Lee?

  There's something wrong with us and I think it's the Japanese oppression of 50 years.

• 1:19:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:19:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? We were tortured and pillaged and, you know what I mean, destroyed, you know what I mean? And I, and we, my parent generation lived through that and they, it's generational trauma and it's just the way we are, we're, you know what I mean? We're really into revenge.

• 1:20:05Speaker 06

  There was something happening before then though, cause in the medieval era, those hats, the Korean hats.

• 1:20:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, tell me about the hats.

• 1:20:12Speaker 06

  You know about the Korean?

• 1:20:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know about Korean.

• 1:20:14Speaker 06

  They called it the Kingdom of Hats. You've never seen the hats of medieval Korea?

• 1:20:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm watching a TV show again called Kingdom.

• 1:20:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:22Bobby Lee?

  And they're wearing these large hats.

• 1:20:24Speaker 06

  Baby, the hats are unbelievable.

• 1:20:25Bobby Lee?

  Unbelievable hats.

• 1:20:26Speaker 06

  Something important that, no, I mean, get up all of the, there was, there was a show about, was it the zombie show?

• 1:20:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Kingdom.

• 1:20:32Speaker 06

  The hat in that show.

• 1:20:34Bobby Lee?

  That's what I was talking about, that hat.

• 1:20:35Speaker 06

  Well, I went from that, I saw that show and I went, look at these.

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  Look at the hats.

• 1:20:39Speaker 06

  And I went back, it's a whole tradition of these hats.

• 1:20:42Bobby Lee?

  And clothing.

• 1:20:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:20:44Bobby Lee?

  They were really into linen and I, I'm gonna tell you this right now, it's fucking Prada shit, dude. We were into style.

• 1:20:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? We were into like, you know what I mean? Check me out.

• 1:20:56Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And it's like, everything is just like clean, good lines, very Balenciaga.

• 1:21:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:21:02Bobby Lee?

  If you really think about it.

• 1:21:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:21:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Look at that, dude.

• 1:21:07Speaker 06

  Look at that, on the right.

• 1:21:08Bobby Lee?

  On the, different styles.

• 1:21:09Speaker 06

  Different styles of hats.

• 1:21:10Bobby Lee?

  Of hats, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're also clever because they're see-through.

• 1:21:16Speaker 06

  What, the top knot, they breathe?

• 1:21:18Bobby Lee?

  So breathe.

• 1:21:19Speaker 06

  Breathe.

• 1:21:19Bobby Lee?

  We were already into technology.

• 1:21:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, breathable fabric.

• 1:21:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, breathable fabric before anyone else.

• 1:21:26Speaker 06

  Margaret Cho thing you say is interesting though, cause it was sort of like, there was a last moment, that there was kind of a left-wing, progressive, edgy punk rock that got absorbed at some point into a mainstream.

• 1:21:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:36Speaker 06

  But it's like her and Patton Oswalt, we're getting around like Jim Goad and all the weird, edgy.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:21:43Speaker 06

  Sort of proto fascist, straight, like violent.

• 1:21:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:47Speaker 06

  Kill yourself, kill other people.

• 1:21:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:49Speaker 06

  And you go, that's really gone away, there's not, the, people go, the dirtbag left, dirtbag left had nothing on.

• 1:21:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:55Speaker 06

  Early Margaret Cho.

• 1:21:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:57Speaker 06

  David Cross, yeah.

• 1:21:59Bobby Lee?

  It, it, yeah.

• 1:22:00Speaker 06

  What a moment.

• 1:22:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I witnessed the tail end of that.

• 1:22:03Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:22:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I, I think I was molded by it. Like Bane was molded by the dark.

• 1:22:08Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were.

• 1:22:10Bobby Lee?

  Remember Bane? Yeah, he was molded by it.

• 1:22:14Speaker 06

  When did that go away and why did that go away? Cause I'm, I wasn't there for it at all.

• 1:22:19Bobby Lee?

  I think you were molded by it too as well. I watched your comedy and I think you're molded by it.

• 1:22:23Speaker 06

  I would say, so Vice Magazine had started up by the time I was in my teen years. And that was really big. And I know that was born of that, they're taking that ethos as well.

• 1:22:34Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:22:34Speaker 06

  And Gavin is a big Jim Goad person.

• 1:22:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:37Speaker 06

  There's some through line there.

• 1:22:38Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:22:39Speaker 06

  Um, and the hipster thing was huge in Australia. We loved, it was like, oh, we can have a little, we can be countercultural and have a nice little meal.

• 1:22:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:47Speaker 06

  Ride around on my bicycle.

• 1:22:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:49Speaker 06

  Have some casual sex and a bookstore. It's great.

• 1:22:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:52Speaker 06

  But it, it does.

• 1:22:53Bobby Lee?

  Your generation killed something. What happened?

• 1:22:57Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:22:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:22:58Speaker 05

  No, you got.

• 1:22:59Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you're wearing, let's just look at your clothing.

• 1:23:02Speaker 05

  This is sick.

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is sick. Yeah, but it's like, there's, not you specifically, right?

• 1:23:11Speaker 05

  Okay, it felt like it was for a moment when you said, "Look at your clothing."

• 1:23:16Speaker 05

  I mean, yeah. Felt directed at me, but I guess I misunderstood.

• 1:23:23Speaker 06

  You're wearing corduroy trousers?

• 1:23:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, bro, these are J. Crew.

• 1:23:26Speaker 06

  But in Los, in this heat.

• 1:23:28Bobby Lee?

  I know. See how defensive he is too.

• 1:23:30Speaker 06

  I like, great, great. No, go for it. Go for it.

• 1:23:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go for it.

• 1:23:34Speaker 06

  Go for it.

• 1:23:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:35Speaker 06

  I'm wearing seersucker linen. I planned ahead for Los Angeles.

• 1:23:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:39Speaker 06

  I'm loving it.

• 1:23:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:41Speaker 06

  I love it.

• 1:23:42Bobby Lee?

  This is style.

• 1:23:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, suck on, uh, on your side.

• 1:23:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, suck on, suck on it, dude.

• 1:23:48Speaker 06

  You're a great guy.

• 1:23:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a great guy.

• 1:23:49Speaker 06

  He's a great guy.

• 1:23:50Bobby Lee?

  You're a great guy, dude. We can tell you're a great guy.

• 1:23:52Speaker 06

  Four years in, a heady time.

• 1:23:54Bobby Lee?

  It's a heady time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You feel that you're still struggling?

• 1:23:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:24:01Speaker 05

  A lot.

• 1:24:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:02Speaker 06

  Are you a door person?

• 1:24:03Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:24:03Speaker 06

  Where are you, what do you do a person?

• 1:24:05Speaker 05

  The Comedy Store.

• 1:24:05Speaker 06

  What a great place to be a door person.

• 1:24:08Bobby Lee?

  It really is.

• 1:24:08Speaker 06

  I've only been there about four times. I went in there the other night.

• 1:24:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:11Speaker 06

  Oh, my goodness.

• 1:24:12Bobby Lee?

  What was, what, did you go up?

• 1:24:14Speaker 06

  I swatched from the back. I was, I couldn't get on this one.

• 1:24:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:24:17Speaker 06

  This was that Kanye was there.

• 1:24:18Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:24:19Bobby Lee?

  Who was that?

• 1:24:20Speaker 06

  Uh, Kanye West.

• 1:24:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, sorry. Kanye West.

• 1:24:23Bobby Lee?

  I have a slippers.

• 1:24:26Bobby Lee?

  Those slippers are dope.

• 1:24:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:24:28Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on.

• 1:24:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, let's move on.

• 1:24:32Speaker 06

  It was a night of many stars.

• 1:24:33Bobby Lee?

  Chris Rock, I heard.

• 1:24:34Speaker 06

  Chris Rock was there, Chappelle was there, Shane was there, Louis was there.

• 1:24:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:24:38Speaker 06

  It was a, I was with my friend Fuzzy. He's never been to California before and he was, he'd never been in the store before. He's walking around going, is it like this every single night?

• 1:24:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:48Speaker 06

  And people going.

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Because mostly the nights are me.

• 1:24:52Speaker 06

  It's usually you. Bobby, you're the guy.

• 1:24:54Bobby Lee?

  It's me, Santino, Whitney Cummings. Ali Wong. Nikki Glaser, Ali Wong is pretty much the, is the regular nights.

• 1:25:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:25:01Bobby Lee?

  But during Netflix week, which is this week, is everyone, that's why I'm, I was gonna take this week off. But they're like, you wanna spot? And I'm like, I have to do it, I think.

• 1:25:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:25:12Bobby Lee?

  I think I have to do it. Because I'm going to the, um, the house for the first time tomorrow. Did you hear about the house?

• 1:25:18Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:25:19Bobby Lee?

  Ted Sarandos has a lunch.

• 1:25:21Speaker 06

  Okay. I know about this only because I saw Hannah Gadsby in The Picture one year. Where she was, a couple of years ago, she came along and she's right in the corner and Chappelle's way over there.

• 1:25:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Let me about, because Hannah's from your region.

• 1:25:35Speaker 06

  Hannah started out in my city. She's a Tasmanian, but she started comedy.

• 1:25:39Bobby Lee?

  Are you friends with her?

• 1:25:40Speaker 06

  We've never really hung out.

• 1:25:44Speaker 06

  I'll be honest.

• 1:25:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:45Speaker 06

  She was, she was doing much better than me in Australia when I was there. I went to emcee the gig she did.

• 1:25:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:50Speaker 06

  And I didn't do a very good job.

• 1:25:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:52Speaker 06

  And I think I was offensive and anyway, so we'll figure it out. No disrespect.

• 1:25:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No disrespect either.

• 1:25:59Speaker 06

  Great club comic.

• 1:25:59Bobby Lee?

  Don't, don't know her.

• 1:26:00Speaker 06

  Great club comic.

• 1:26:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:01Speaker 06

  Uh, not known for that work. People give me a fucking, people give me a look, but I'll stand up for it. She was a really strong club comic with tight, punchy bits.

• 1:26:09Bobby Lee?

  I like her. What are you talking about?

• 1:26:10Speaker 06

  And she did, no, no, over here, over here.

• 1:26:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he's anti everything. Yeah, yeah, he's like Red Bar.

• 1:26:16Speaker 06

  People don't wanna hear it.

• 1:26:19Speaker 06

  I don't know who that is. It's a wild.

• 1:26:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Red Bar is a guy who.

• 1:26:22Speaker 06

  No, I don't have any interest in finding out anymore about it.

• 1:26:24Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's move on. Yeah, yeah. But this is the lunch.

• 1:26:28Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:26:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:26:29Speaker 06

  There she is!

• 1:26:30Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 1:26:30Speaker 06

  In the corner, no one's.

• 1:26:32Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's.

• 1:26:32Speaker 06

  Is that her?

• 1:26:33Bobby Lee?

  That's her.

• 1:26:33Speaker 06

  That's her.

• 1:26:34Speaker 04

  And then Chappelle.

• 1:26:34Speaker 06

  That's them, sorry, that's Hannah.

• 1:26:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:36Bobby Lee?

  Chappelle's right here. Yeah, go, like, zoom into that area.

• 1:26:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, look at how happy Chappelle is.

• 1:26:40Speaker 04

  Chappelle's here.

• 1:26:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:41Speaker 06

  Chappelle's having a great time.

• 1:26:42Bobby Lee?

  So every year, they have this, this famous lunch, right? And I, I'm finally invited.

• 1:26:49Speaker 06

  The Asians, you would say. You don't, you don't get any outsized Asian attendance at your shows? You must.

• 1:26:55Speaker 04

  No, he does.

• 1:26:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, in San Francisco, yeah.

• 1:26:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, but you know, when I play the Midwest where they, we've never had an Asian, or there are no Asians in the town.

• 1:27:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:07Bobby Lee?

  What can I do? This is filled, filled with whites.

• 1:27:11Speaker 04

  If you showed up to a show and the entire audience was Asian, would that feel good or weird to you?

• 1:27:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it'd be great.

• 1:27:17Speaker 04

  You'd like that, okay.

• 1:27:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I, you know, because when Dumb Founder did that outside, you know, all Asian festival, and that was a surprise. It was a huge reaction.

• 1:27:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:27:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I know where I belong in the history and the annals of, you know, I mean,

• 1:27:29Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:27:29Bobby Lee?

  history of Asian comedy.

• 1:27:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:27:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I understand. You know, I think the whites have it harder.

• 1:27:39Speaker 06

  Uh, not me. Accent, accented whites?

• 1:27:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck it, you have that.

• 1:27:44Speaker 06

  No, Ari Matti and I have like a, like a hot knife through butter. We,

• 1:27:50Speaker 06

  we've been doing quite well.

• 1:27:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:52Speaker 04

  Can you do an American accent?

• 1:27:54Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:27:55Speaker 04

  See, they love it.

• 1:27:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do it.

• 1:27:57Speaker 06

  Oh, I turn it on and off, though.

• 1:27:59Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:27:59Speaker 06

  No, during the show, I try and, I try to balance it out.

• 1:28:01Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you, I'll.

• 1:28:02Speaker 06

  I go, sure, you know.

• 1:28:04Bobby Lee?

  But can I give you a line?

• 1:28:05Speaker 06

  Parking my car at the car park. Parking lot, sorry, parking lot. What, what do you want me to say? I'll try to go, I can do Midwest.

• 1:28:12Bobby Lee?

  All right, all, all, read the, this is your book? What's this book here?

• 1:28:19Speaker 06

  My Struggle.

• 1:28:21Bobby Lee?

  But whose book is this?

• 1:28:22Speaker 06

  It's mine, I brought it in.

• 1:28:23Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:28:24Speaker 04

  But he does, he actually does have many bestselling books.

• 1:28:26Speaker 06

  I do have books of poems, yeah.

• 1:28:27Bobby Lee?

  Can you say, this book, My Struggle, Carl Ove, in an American accent?

• 1:28:33Speaker 06

  My Struggle, Book One, Carl Ove? That's not great. I can do, this one's much easier for. Personally, I find it not especially difficult.

• 1:28:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look, can you teach me how to do an Australian accent?

• 1:28:45Speaker 06

  Uh, fucking dog, dog.

• 1:28:48Bobby Lee?

  Now, give me a sentence.

• 1:28:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, you, you fucking dog.

• 1:28:52Bobby Lee?

  You fucking dog.

• 1:28:54Speaker 06

  And even then, the T, Americans really pronounce the, if it's an R at the end or a T, they pronounce it, we just, we just.

• 1:29:01Bobby Lee?

  Ka.

• 1:29:02Speaker 06

  Ka.

• 1:29:03Bobby Lee?

  It's like Bostonian.

• 1:29:05Speaker 06

  It's a little.

• 1:29:05Bobby Lee?

  I have a.

• 1:29:06Speaker 06

  It's a little Southside Chicago.

• 1:29:08Bobby Lee?

  I have a dreaming, or whatever.

• 1:29:12Speaker 06

  That's very good. That's a very funny bit. As a sketch.

• 1:29:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you think so?

• 1:29:17Speaker 06

  Well, with the dreaming is the Aboriginal.

• 1:29:19Bobby Lee?

  Do you think this is a bit? Because I thought about it. If, what if Koreans had like an MLK? You know what I mean? He did a speech like that with an accent. And so, I have a dreaming, right? The white people do their laundry.

• 1:29:35Bobby Lee?

  Do you think that would work as a bit or no?

• 1:29:37Speaker 06

  Sure.

• 1:29:40Speaker 06

  Give it a go.

• 1:29:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:41Speaker 06

  I like it. I have a bit about Koreans that I've not managed to get off the ground.

• 1:29:45Bobby Lee?

  Can it, can you, can you workshop it here?

• 1:29:47Speaker 06

  Well, it's that the, um, from the outside, the stereotype is like, you know, these Koreans, they like the anime. The black people, they like the fried chicken.

• 1:29:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:56Speaker 06

  But now I'm here, it's like, my God, I mean, the Koreans love the fucking fried chicken. And black people love anime. That's the whole observation.

• 1:30:04Bobby Lee?

  I think that it is a very, it's a very accurate observation.

• 1:30:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:30:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:09Speaker 06

  I couldn't believe how much black people loved anime.

• 1:30:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they love it.

• 1:30:13Speaker 06

  Koreans with the fried chicken.

• 1:30:14Bobby Lee?

  Black people love back in the day Kung Fu Chinese movies.

• 1:30:17Speaker 06

  Man, I, and I wish that Liquid Swords, I don't know if you know the song Liquid Swords. It's all these Wu-Tang songs, they've got an hour, they've got ninety seconds at the start of some odd Chinese, you know.

• 1:30:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they love it.

• 1:30:29Speaker 06

  I find you, and they, it's Amari came for my father.

• 1:30:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:33Speaker 06

  Yeah. Oh, and weird noises happening.

• 1:30:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:35Speaker 06

  Finally, we get to the song. Liquid Swords is the big one where it's, it's just ninety seconds of piffle and screaming.

• 1:30:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but they, it's a heavy, the Asian culture is heavily influenced, you know what I mean?

• 1:30:45Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:30:45Bobby Lee?

  You know, in certain sets.

• 1:30:46Speaker 06

  Macho, macho with the black thing, it's a fighting.

• 1:30:49Bobby Lee?

  What's a macho?

• 1:30:50Speaker 06

  Macho, I mean, Kung Fu movies. I was reading about this, I think it's a Tarantino book.

• 1:30:54Bobby Lee?

  What's macho?

• 1:30:55Speaker 06

  The Kung Fu movies, very macho, and black people.

• 1:30:59Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait.

• 1:30:59Speaker 06

  Black people have a macho culture. Kung Fu is a macho thing.

• 1:31:03Bobby Lee?

  Like macho.

• 1:31:04Speaker 04

  He's saying macho.

• 1:31:05Bobby Lee?

  What's macho mean?

• 1:31:06Speaker 04

  Like tough.

• 1:31:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, macho.

• 1:31:08Speaker 06

  Macho.

• 1:31:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, macho man. Yeah, yeah. I wanna be a macho man, yeah.

• 1:31:15Speaker 06

  It's actually not a very macho.

• 1:31:16Bobby Lee?

  And then Trump comes out?

• 1:31:17Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:31:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's doing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, why, weird choice, YMCA and macho.

• 1:31:24Speaker 06

  It's, it's.

• 1:31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like the worst, maybe that's the only rights he can get. Is that what it is?

• 1:31:30Speaker 06

  Maybe. He ends on Candle in the Wind. I always thought that was beautiful.

• 1:31:34Bobby Lee?

  His, his, after his speeches?

• 1:31:36Speaker 06

  He finishes the speeches, they play Candle in the Wind.

• 1:31:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:31:39Speaker 06

  That's why there's that clip of him coming offstage and they go, Ruth Bader Ginsburg died. And it's Candle in the Wind playing. Have you seen this clip?

• 1:31:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:31:47Speaker 06

  Oh, it's the greatest clip, if I'm ever to-

• 1:31:49Bobby Lee?

  Explain it to me, explain it to me.

• 1:31:50Speaker 06

  He, they go, it's, it's, and it seems to me-

• 1:31:57Speaker 06

  And he comes over and he goes, what? And someone goes, Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dying.

• 1:32:02Speaker 06

  It's my first time hearing that. You're telling me that for the first time.

• 1:32:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:32:06Speaker 06

  She lived an incredible life.

• 1:32:11Speaker 06

  And then he walks up the steps.

• 1:32:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:14Speaker 06

  He salutes everybody. It's Candle in the Wind and the fucking flag's going.

• 1:32:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:32:18Speaker 06

  It's rea- it's like cinema.

• 1:32:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:19Speaker 06

  It's perfect cinema.

• 1:32:20Bobby Lee?

  Perfect.

• 1:32:21Speaker 06

  Has anyone else seen it?

• 1:32:22Speaker 04

  I've never seen this before.

• 1:32:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I've never seen it before.

• 1:32:24Speaker 06

  Oh, it's great.

• 1:32:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I love it already.

• 1:32:26Speaker 06

  It's peak.

• 1:32:26Bobby Lee?

  But, but the describing is better than seeing it.

• 1:32:28Speaker 06

  Maybe.

• 1:32:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, don't look it up.

• 1:32:30Speaker 04

  Especially from an Australian.

• 1:32:31Bobby Lee?

  From an Australian seeing it, yeah. As an Australian-

• 1:32:35Speaker 06

  I'd cry, I'd cry thinking about it.

• 1:32:36Bobby Lee?

  You, you live here now though, right? In Austin?

• 1:32:38Speaker 06

  I was living in Austin, I moved back to Australia. Now I'm just doing a tour. We had a fourth child, it was hard.

• 1:32:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, congratulations.

• 1:32:44Speaker 06

  We'll figure it out.

• 1:32:44Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 1:32:45Speaker 06

  Thank you, I appreciate it.

• 1:32:46Bobby Lee?

  How do Australians feel about Americans right now because of, uh, the global conflicts they're going- Can I, is that uncomfortable?

• 1:32:53Speaker 06

  No, no.

• 1:32:53Bobby Lee?

  We're not a political show.

• 1:32:54Speaker 06

  No, no, no. People are afraid to come. Most Australians feel odd coming.

• 1:32:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Cause I have a tour in Australia in August.

• 1:33:01Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 1:33:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm going to Australia.

• 1:33:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm going down under.

• 1:33:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, there you go.

• 1:33:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, shambhada baba. Okay, and I am, right, gonna sell out every show.

• 1:33:14Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 1:33:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah! And it's gonna be great.

• 1:33:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:33:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And Jay, you're gonna open for one of me in Adelaide?

• 1:33:25Speaker 06

  I think I might be filming, I am actually directing a movie in August. Would you come one day? Would you come one day early? I'll do the show.

• 1:33:30Bobby Lee?

  Are you really?

• 1:33:31Speaker 06

  Will you come and be, I can only give, I can't necessarily pay you, it's a very low budget.

• 1:33:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're doing, you're directing a movie?

• 1:33:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, but can I-

• 1:33:36Speaker 04

  That's so fun!

• 1:33:39Speaker 06

  I'm not a director. I don't think it's gonna work.

• 1:33:41Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You fucking lying piece of shit.

• 1:33:47Speaker 06

  I know.

• 1:33:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:48Speaker 06

  I was quite careful with how I worded everything.

• 1:33:52Bobby Lee?

  It's a crazy reveal. It's crazy, dude. Yeah, yeah, that's you, dude, alright? And what I'm saying to you is this. I already said in the beginning of the show that you look like a director. Then you completely denied it. Like you didn't want anything to do with it.

• 1:34:06Speaker 06

  I played it down. I didn't.

• 1:34:07Bobby Lee?

  And then now, it's like, can you fly in a day early? To do my movie? So I can be in your movie?

• 1:34:12Speaker 06

  I'll give you a good role in the movie.

• 1:34:14Bobby Lee?

  You would?

• 1:34:15Speaker 06

  Maybe, yeah. No, great role, powerful role.

• 1:34:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, is it, are you really directing a movie?

• 1:34:21Speaker 06

  I'll send you the script.

• 1:34:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, you don't have to send me the script. I'll do it anyway.

• 1:34:24Speaker 06

  Alright, done.

• 1:34:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do it anyway. But what I'm saying is, yes, I'm doing it anyway. Nice. Oh, so you are going to Australia. Woo hoo!

• 1:34:32Speaker 06

  Going to Australia?

• 1:34:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:34:33Speaker 06

  Will you be in the movie?

• 1:34:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:34:35Speaker 06

  Here's the way back. You ready?

• 1:34:36Bobby Lee?

  What? Here we go.

• 1:34:37Speaker 06

  The cruise. We kind of get on a, one of these two week cruises.

• 1:34:41Bobby Lee?

  And get huntavirus?

• 1:34:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:34:43Bobby Lee?

  Come on, I'm pure number one huntavirus guy.

• 1:34:46Speaker 06

  Brisbane to Hawaii.

• 1:34:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How long does that take?

• 1:34:50Speaker 06

  Two weeks, three weeks? One month. You sit on the deck, you drink the drink.

• 1:34:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you drink the thing.

• 1:34:56Speaker 06

  Go for the swim.

• 1:34:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:57Speaker 06

  And then you get off in Hawaii.

• 1:34:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:59Speaker 06

  And you say, now I fly back with a sweet American jet fuel, but...

• 1:35:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, a three week trip to Australia through a cruise? It's getting worse. And then a beautiful trip? That's six days then.

• 1:35:12Speaker 06

  You can get booked on the cruise, two, three thousand dollars, get a free room.

• 1:35:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not doing that. Bobby will pay that to not do that. Yeah, I'll pay not to do it before. So you're saying three weeks on one way to Australia?

• 1:35:24Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm. No, no, I fly in, fly in, you got American fuel to bring you in.

• 1:35:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I fly into Australia.

• 1:35:30Speaker 06

  Ship out.

• 1:35:31Bobby Lee?

  And you ship out three weeks?

• 1:35:32Speaker 06

  Wouldn't that be nice?

• 1:35:33Bobby Lee?

  It would be nice. Go to Australia, uh, Hawaii, stay a couple of days. Yeah, the problem is, is that I'm playing Hawaii in September. In September, so... What if that works?

• 1:35:43Speaker 06

  Well, this is September, hello.

• 1:35:45Bobby Lee?

  Hello. Could work. What if that did work?

• 1:35:47Speaker 06

  You're in the blue, the blue room?

• 1:35:49Bobby Lee?

  Blue Lagoon?

• 1:35:49Speaker 06

  Blue Note? What's it called?

• 1:35:51Bobby Lee?

  Hawaii Theater.

• 1:35:51Speaker 06

  Hawaii Theater?

• 1:35:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, the bigger one. Yeah, it's a different. Oh, bigger one? I'm doing a bigger one, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:35:56Speaker 06

  That's great, I've always wanted to do Hawaii.

• 1:35:58Bobby Lee?

  Blue Note? What the fuck? I said Blue Note. What, what, what, Tony Hinchcliffe?

• 1:36:04Speaker 06

  It's the best I could imagine for myself. You're playing Rainbow Warrior Stadium.

• 1:36:13Speaker 06

  It's after five. I'll text them tomorrow. I want to go to Hawaii.

• 1:36:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:16Speaker 06

  I've never been there.

• 1:36:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you gotta go. You gotta go.

• 1:36:19Speaker 06

  Seems the perfect. I've got all these kids and we gotta keep going back and forward.

• 1:36:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:22Speaker 06

  What a nice place to get to stop and take a little.

• 1:36:25Bobby Lee?

  You gotta go, dude. I, I took him.

• 1:36:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, you gotta go with Bobby.

• 1:36:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:29Speaker 06

  It's a different Hawaii.

• 1:36:29Bobby Lee?

  It's a different Hawaii with me.

• 1:36:31Speaker 04

  It's different.

• 1:36:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we go to Omakase. I know all the great spots are. A lot of laying out, a lot of beach fun. You know what I mean?

• 1:36:39Speaker 06

  I'm looking forward to it.

• 1:36:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:40Speaker 04

  I feel like you're pretty, you're recognized everywhere you go, but in Hawaii, it's a different level.

• 1:36:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a whole, big Hawaiian family.

• 1:36:47Speaker 04

  People go crazy for you.

• 1:36:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, crazy, but it's like, I'm a local.

• 1:36:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, you are.

• 1:36:51Speaker 06

  Do you support a Hawaii independence movement?

• 1:36:53Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 1:36:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:36:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I was, you know, I, um, you know, I was on a show called Magnum P.I., which is, was shot in Hawaii. So I worked a lot out there.

• 1:37:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:37:02Bobby Lee?

  And, um, as an actor. And, uh, so I don't lose the job.

• 1:37:08Speaker 06

  It would be an honor.

• 1:37:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:37:09Speaker 06

  It would be, it would be an honor to have you in the picture.

• 1:37:11Bobby Lee?

  And, um.

• 1:37:12Speaker 06

  Can't pay your rates.

• 1:37:13Bobby Lee?

  I'll do it for free, dude. I do movies and television for nothing because it's, it doesn't, doesn't do much. No one's gonna see your movie. But anyway, um.

• 1:37:22Speaker 06

  Hey, maybe so, maybe so.

• 1:37:24Bobby Lee?

  It's hard to get off the ground, but I, I would.

• 1:37:26Speaker 06

  If you do it for free and the movie does get off the ground.

• 1:37:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:28Speaker 06

  You'll come with us to the Cannes Film Festival. You'll have a wonderful time.

• 1:37:31Bobby Lee?

  And not only that, how about this as a promise, right? I'll do that small role for you for free.

• 1:37:37Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:37:37Bobby Lee?

  Right? But if it becomes a huge movie.

• 1:37:39Speaker 06

  No, no, no.

• 1:37:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:40Speaker 06

  No, no, no.

• 1:37:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or I won't do it.

• 1:37:46Speaker 06

  How big is a huge movie?

• 1:37:47Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so if you do this movie, right, and it becomes.

• 1:37:51Speaker 06

  I should have just moved on.

• 1:37:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like an Academy Award winning movie, right?

• 1:37:57Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:37:57Bobby Lee?

  You'll get another movie.

• 1:37:59Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:37:59Bobby Lee?

  A bigger movie, right?

• 1:38:01Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 1:38:01Bobby Lee?

  I get a part in that movie.

• 1:38:02Speaker 06

  I, I can accept these terms.

• 1:38:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 1:38:05Speaker 06

  Pending your performance.

• 1:38:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, you shook first.

• 1:38:09Speaker 06

  A part.

• 1:38:11Bobby Lee?

  Not one line.

• 1:38:12Speaker 06

  Not one line.

• 1:38:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:38:16Speaker 06

  Solid two lines.

• 1:38:18Bobby Lee?

  I know background.

• 1:38:19Speaker 06

  What?

• 1:38:22Bobby Lee?

  No, we know, we.

• 1:38:23Speaker 06

  I feel.

• 1:38:23Bobby Lee?

  I have a significant role in the big Hollywood one.

• 1:38:28Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:38:28Bobby Lee?

  Cause I've been in this boat before. You know that I have. Yeah, I've been, literally, I've been on this boat before.

• 1:38:34Speaker 06

  Get screwed.

• 1:38:34Bobby Lee?

  Where I get screwed, where they're like, you know what I mean? Do this short, right? You're the star, right? And then all of a sudden, we got funding for the movie. We're gonna get Keanu Reeves.

• 1:38:46Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then you're like, and then you're like, oh, I got fucked.

• 1:38:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:38:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:38:49Speaker 06

  Have you ever been in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

• 1:38:52Bobby Lee?

  I have not.

• 1:38:53Speaker 06

  This might be time.

• 1:38:55Speaker 00

  Are you directing? Not the movie?

• 1:38:56Bobby Lee?

  You think I could call Warner Brothers, hey, can I play Wolverine?

• 1:39:00Speaker 06

  I think that there are enough people in there, that if you just start putting that out, who knows what will happen?

• 1:39:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have auditioned for Star Wars and Marvel projects. But not as a superhero, as like a scientist or something. You know what I mean? Or a clerk at a hotel. Like, oh my god, Spider-Man. Lines like that.

• 1:39:19Speaker 00

  I helped you with Shang-Chi.

• 1:39:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you helped me with Shang-Chi. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:39:22Speaker 06

  I was gonna say, Shang-Chi, you didn't land anything in Crazy Rich Asians?

• 1:39:25Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:39:29Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright, alright.

• 1:39:31Speaker 06

  I don't know.

• 1:39:32Bobby Lee?

  I was tracking that movie from inception to casting.

• 1:39:36Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:39:37Bobby Lee?

  And when we called and said, can Bobby Lee audition? They go, he's never gonna get it.

• 1:39:44Bobby Lee?

  So thanks for bringing that up. You piece of shit.

• 1:39:48Speaker 06

  They truly are crazy, these rich Asians. If I would have put you.

• 1:39:52Bobby Lee?

  Ken Jeong got it.

• 1:39:53Speaker 06

  I would have put you.

• 1:39:53Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, did you have fun today?

• 1:39:56Speaker 06

  He did blackface.

• 1:39:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, he did?

• 1:39:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, everybody knows that.

• 1:40:00Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:40:01Bobby Lee?

  Let me see.

• 1:40:02Speaker 06

  Oh, and that episode of.

• 1:40:03Bobby Lee?

  Let me see.

• 1:40:04Speaker 06

  That episode of Community that got cut where he's a dark elf.

• 1:40:07Speaker 04

  You may have just won your graces back with Bobby.

• 1:40:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, no.

• 1:40:11Speaker 00

  Can I say, this is so funny, though?

• 1:40:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, send it.

• 1:40:13Speaker 00

  It's so funny.

• 1:40:14Bobby Lee?

  That's not black, right? He's an elf.

• 1:40:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like a.

• 1:40:17Bobby Lee?

  Now, find mine.

• 1:40:21Bobby Lee?

  The George Foreman, the George Foreman one?

• 1:40:22Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:40:24Speaker 06

  George Foreman?

• 1:40:25Bobby Lee?

  I played George Foreman's son.

• 1:40:28Speaker 00

  Is that all mine?

• 1:40:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think Bad Friends has it.

• 1:40:33Speaker 04

  I know who you did this with. It's on Mad TV?

• 1:40:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:40:35Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 1:40:36Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna be able to find it.

• 1:40:38Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:40:40Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, uh, well, we're done.

• 1:40:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:40:42Bobby Lee?

  With the pause.

• 1:40:43Speaker 06

  Here's some of his dates.

• 1:40:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. So your dates are once you're.

• 1:40:45Speaker 06

  All these shows. Get on down.

• 1:40:47Bobby Lee?

  Is there a site that they can go to?

• 1:40:49Speaker 06

  The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan, out now, all digital platforms. Spotify. Delicious Little Juice, their hit single, out now.

• 1:41:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:41:00Speaker 06

  Four books of poems.

• 1:41:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow, four books. Give James a round of applause, everybody.

• 1:41:06Speaker 06

  Thanks for having me. I really, really thank you for having me.

• 1:41:09Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for having me.

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