Connor Wood & Crossing Tribes

Connor Wood, stand-up comedian and host of Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast, joins the TigerBelly chaos for the 1st time. We chat Hollywood parties, meeting your heroes, Eddie Murphy encounters, dating questions, AI fears, Star Trek deep cuts, single tooth, and Barbie butts. Limited Time Offer — get 15% off on Huel online with my code TIGERBELLY at https://www.huel.com/TIGERBELLY. New Customers Only, limited time, so don't sit on it. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! That’s helixsleep.com/TigerBelly http://helixsleep.com/TigerBelly for 27% Off Sitewide. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! Download the Klarna app today or visit Klarna.com http://Klarna.com Before we dive back into today’s episode, great news for comedy tv fans! Every episode of the Hulu Original series Alice and Steve is streaming on Hulu. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  We're on Spotify video. Hey, Tiger Belly video now available to watch on Spotify, everybody. Spotify premium users get fewer ads and more eyes.

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• 1:13Bobby Lee?

  And more eyes.

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• 1:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Get the third eye.

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• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  I rushed to get here and I apologize for being late, Connor. And I appreciate you coming and I enjoy you.

• 1:57Speaker 02

  Is he getting scary vibes right now, Kat?

• 2:00Speaker 03

  No, no, he's just, I think he's just in a rush.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  Out of breath.

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  I rushed out to get out, I left Mookie Betts' house.

• 2:06Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  Um, the mooc, I call him. And, um.

• 2:11Speaker 02

  Did you know who he was before you?

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I do. I know Shohei Atani, I know Mookie, I know the whole thing. And, um.

• 2:17Speaker 02

  That's awesome.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm a part of that.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  No, you're not. Stop lying.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm a part of that whole thing.

• 2:21Speaker 02

  This morning, I was like, apparently Jules was like, where are you going? And you were like, oh, some guy in Mookie's house. I don't know who he is.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was kidding.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  And then Jules was like, Tito Bobby, that's Mookie Betts. And you were like, oh, what does he do?

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  That's not.

• 2:33Speaker 05

  Jules knows who he is?

• 2:34Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  That's not true. I was doing a joke. Connor, why would I fucking li- uh, you know, my energy right now? Welcome to the show. Give Connor one, a round of applause, everybody. Yeah, yeah.

• 2:43Speaker 04

  Thanks for having me.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Comedic talent and, um, what kind of coffee you're drinking, bud?

• 2:47Speaker 04

  It's black.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  It's black.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  That's how I like it.

• 2:49Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  Give you a pound.

• 2:50Speaker 04

  Come on. They call it Americano, because I'm staying at a, at a hotel where they call it an Americano.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  That's what it's called. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:58Speaker 04

  Well, it's just, it's just black coffee, right?

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  No, there's a couple of shots of espresso in it.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  Oh, that's what's happening.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:04Speaker 04

  I thought it was black coffee.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  No, that's a different.

• 3:06Speaker 04

  I walked up the driveway.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  Hot water with a couple of shots of espresso.

• 3:09Speaker 05

  Invented in World War II.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  Invent- invented in World War II.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Why, George?

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:15Speaker 05

  Uh, because the Americans wanted their watered-down coffee, not this thick-ass espresso shit. So they said, uh, put some hot water in that espresso, and then that's how it became an Americano.

• 3:23Speaker 04

  You know, I was sitting outside on the driveway for five minutes before I rang the doorbell, because I was trying to sober up from drinking half of this.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:30Speaker 04

  Oh, it's been making me freak out every day. I've been telling you, I've been freaking out.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, stop freaking out. Stop drinking it, baby.

• 3:34Speaker 04

  Holy shit.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:36Speaker 04

  Oh, my god, that is so hard.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  I've been doing meth, and I'm like jittery. I'm like, I gotta quit meth. Maybe because I'm so jittery, dude. I can't get hard. It's fucking crazy.

• 3:43Speaker 04

  Oh, I said, something's changed chemically in my body where, like, I can't drink coffee anymore. I'm actually, the first sentence I said to you?

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:50Speaker 04

  When I walked in, I was like, I was hoping, I came up with a, and you were like, let's get you inside, off the street.

• 3:55Speaker 05

  You look so nervous, dude, at the door.

• 3:57Speaker 04

  The driveway and the.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe stop drinking that.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  I'll have it. I'll take a deep breath.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, take up, take, what? Me?

• 4:03Speaker 05

  Drink some water.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 4:04Speaker 02

  We're out of breath. Oh, it's Italian, too. Italian.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  What do you, hey, how you doing? What do you, how do you fucking know about Italians?

• 4:12Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 4:14Speaker 04

  That was good.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? Okay, hey, you do a. You do an Italian ass, because what do you think?

• 4:20Speaker 05

  I'm New York. You got some.

• 4:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, I would, this is like.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  That's, is that it?

• 4:23Speaker 04

  This is like Jersey.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  It's not really, like a mafioso.

• 4:29Speaker 04

  It's just loud and yeah.

• 4:32Speaker 03

  Father being.

• 4:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm walking here.

• 4:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, you just kind of yell at each other, but I want to be very, I'm not from New York. If that gets back to people that are from, I'm from Texas.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Hey little man.

• 4:43Speaker 04

  Yeah. How you doing, you man?

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  That's your Texas?

• 4:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  How you doing?

• 4:49Speaker 04

  I haven't been back in a while.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's more Mongolian.

• 4:53Speaker 04

  I'm okay, I'm okay claiming Texas.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  How you doing, you man? Check out my eagle.

• 4:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 4:59Speaker 03

  Where did you do Mookie Betts's house?

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  Um, yeah, no, we, uh, played, we bowled.

• 5:04Speaker 03

  Oh, fun.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:06Speaker 03

  Like we bowl?

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  No, like an actual bowl. We actually bowled.

• 5:10Speaker 03

  He has a bowling alley in his house?

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a lot of these people do.

• 5:14Speaker 03

  What are these people?

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Famous people.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Michael Bay has a full-blown movie theater in his house. And, um, I have a podcast studio.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 5:24Speaker 04

  Michael Bay has, I have a podcast studio.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  My tiny space for a podcast studio. I could have had a jujitsu studio in here or, you know what I mean? A dojo.

• 5:33Speaker 04

  A podcast.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but I decided to do a pod, what are you looking at, Khan?

• 5:36Speaker 04

  I'm looking around because I'm like, this is a, this is a big space, honestly, for a podcast studio.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  It would have been a good dojo, right?

• 5:42Speaker 04

  It's a great, I mean, it is, it is, it is a dojo.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if you think about it.

• 5:45Speaker 04

  I, I put in a, a studio in my house, it's just the one chair.

• 5:48Speaker 03

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 5:49Speaker 04

  Because I do it remote, but then it's a, I write off 67% of my apartment, so.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's great.

• 5:54Speaker 04

  Kind of worked out.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 5:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  You live in, uh, Jersey now?

• 5:57Speaker 04

  I live in New York, well, I lived in New York.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:59Speaker 04

  We were talking the other day that my Lisa did.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  How do you know her?

• 6:04Speaker 04

  We've just been following each other. We, we did a show together.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, in what world is in universe and metaverse?

• 6:10Speaker 03

  We were also all in Hawaii at the same time, Bobby, you, he played at the Blue Note, you were in the Hawaii Theater.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 6:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  Blue Note, great venue. Play it, my tie.

• 6:20Speaker 04

  It's great. Have you done Blue Note?

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  I've done the Blue Note, yeah. Well, I love that venue.

• 6:24Speaker 04

  It's, it's cool.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  I've heard it's awesome.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have Big Eyed White?

• 6:27Speaker 03

  It's interesting.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  You Big Eyed White.

• 6:29Speaker 03

  Big Eyed White?

• 6:30Speaker 04

  Yeah. It's a great song.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  Big Eyed White. Hit the keys. Okay.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um.

• 6:39Speaker 04

  Ba-da-bing!

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Ba-da-boom.

• 6:41Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  So you're on tour, or what?

• 6:42Speaker 04

  Uh, kinda. I'm not doing like an official tour. We stopped touring last year. We did two years of tour and then we stopped and then we just have a couple of shows going on just to get ready for Netflix is a Joke and then

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 6:52Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  While you're out here?

• 6:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  What did you play?

• 6:55Speaker 04

  Uh, The Avalon.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a nice theater.

• 6:57Speaker 04

  It was awesome. It was really great.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  How many seats?

• 7:00Speaker 04

  I think it was, it's standing seventeen hundred, but I think it was seven hundred seated.

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's amazing.

• 7:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was great. It was a great show.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  It had six thousand. Anyway.

• 7:10Speaker 04

  Hit the, hit the keys! Started sweating again.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

• 7:18Speaker 04

  This made my heart start.

• 7:21Speaker 04

  Seven thousand, yeah.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding.

• 7:22Speaker 04

  Um, no, I, it sold out because I bought the last six tickets, but...

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it felt good.

• 7:31Speaker 04

  It is.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Did you go to the house?

• 7:33Speaker 04

  No, I didn't come across my desk. I think Dan Soder went on right after me. He was probably there.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, Ted Sarandos' house Thursday.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  Never told you about it.

• 7:40Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no. Um...

• 7:42Speaker 02

  You weren't invited?

• 7:42Speaker 04

  I think I need to, I think I need to do a little, a couple more thousand more seats before I get invited to Ted's house.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, that was the first year I was invited.

• 7:49Speaker 04

  Really?

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:50Speaker 04

  I mean, everybody was here. That was the coolest. I'm zooming in on this photo.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was, a lot of people were there.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  A lot of balloons and faces.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see this Tom Segura sabotage on it?

• 7:59Speaker 02

  What was it?

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  So Greg Fitzsimmons is in the photo. You know Greg Fitzsimmons?

• 8:05Speaker 04

  I do.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And so they had us throw a ball, right? Now, when they tell me to throw a ball, what the fuck do I do?

• 8:13Speaker 02

  He's throwing a ball at your face.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't throw the ball. You never throw the ball, my friend, right? I just did a, so they did one, two, three, throw the ball, right? And I just went... Because I didn't want any, right?

• 8:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Segura does, uh, like a long throw, so they catch his hand here.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Completely covering Greg Fitzsimmons' face.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  I have the photo in my, in my phone.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Would you like to see it?

• 8:40Speaker 04

  I wanna see it, I didn't notice that.

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I, I want it to show you.

• 8:43Speaker 04

  I, I wouldn't want my, my, my drawing form in the photo.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, that's what I'm saying.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  Next time they say, uh, throw a phone, uh, a ball, I mean, don't throw the fucking ball, dude, you know what I mean?

• 8:54Speaker 04

  That's really good foresight, has that happened? Have you had another ball drawing?

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  No, it's an instinctual thing, so I'll show you the photo.

• 9:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is, this is-

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  That's, alright, so there's Tom, alright, so here, here's the-

• 9:04Speaker 04

  Oh, damn.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so zoom in where I am.

• 9:07Speaker 04

  Where are you?

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm in the middle.

• 9:10Speaker 04

  Why is there so many people?

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  There's so many people, go in the middle. See me right there, you almost had it.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, I see.

• 9:15Speaker 04

  Oh my-

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  Why is it blurry, why is it blurry?

• 9:17Speaker 03

  This is right there.

• 9:17Speaker 04

  The only photo they have.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:19Speaker 03

  Everyone's-

• 9:20Speaker 04

  Oh, I see the fist.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I, I, I'm gonna text you the, the high def photo.

• 9:24Speaker 04

  Please do, please do.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, because there's a high def photo.

• 9:26Speaker 04

  This is more people than the first one, right? Like, double?

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  It's double the people, yeah, yeah.

• 9:30Speaker 04

  Jesus.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of, um, fear walking.

• 9:34Speaker 03

  What does that mean?

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're completely anxious, because I've never really seen the Eddie Murphy in the wild.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And you see, you witness the Eddie Murphy in the wild, you're right? And then you see other people that you've just never seen in the wild before. So let me ask you something, if you were at the house-

• 9:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  And you saw-

• 9:55Speaker 04

  You don't put shit in your coffee, it's like-

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:59Speaker 04

  It's strong.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's really strong, yeah.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  If you were at the house and you saw somebody that you were a fan of, would you walk up to them?

• 10:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm bad, I'm really bad at this, and this is something that, like, I know that it's exposure therapy.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:09Speaker 04

  I have not-

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what, I, I-

• 10:13Speaker 04

  I have not, like, nailed this thing, and like, there's a thing, it's like, well, there's a couple signs I'm giving you here, it's like, whoa, you weren't invited, that's weird, I'm like, it's not weird if you, if you see me outside.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I wanna say this, right? It was, um, um, Mark Norman, Sam Morril, Santino, me, first time ever invited.

• 10:31Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 10:32Speaker 04

  Really?

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we've been around for so long, so it's like-

• 10:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think of you guys, like, OG.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and then this is the first time we've been invited, so it's like, look at Spade there, um-

• 10:41Speaker 03

  You guys are heavy hitters.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, uh, there's Ronnie Chang with, uh, Tomlinson.

• 10:45Speaker 03

  Taylor Tomlinson.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, uh-

• 10:48Speaker 03

  Who's the, um-

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Who's what?

• 10:49Speaker 03

  The guy in the, the, uh, above Taylor.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Who's the guy above Taylor?

• 10:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, who's that guy?

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. And, uh, yeah. Go to the left, there's Will Sasso. Go, go to the left. Uh, Dane Cook is acting like a spider monkey.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's over here.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  No, look at Dane Cook. Go more further, further.

• 11:09Speaker 00

  Up?

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  No, to the left. To the left, more to the left, more to the left.

• 11:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  Spider monkey.

• 11:15Speaker 03

  What's on his hand?

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  What is he doing there, dude? He's clinging, clinging onto the tree or something, but he's doing something.

• 11:21Speaker 04

  Well, that's the, yeah, that's the throwing form you don't want them to catch.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:26Speaker 04

  I think he's putting some spin on it.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's doing some spin on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:30Speaker 04

  Wow, yeah.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um...

• 11:33Speaker 00

  So Connor, you're weird around these situations.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  I just, you know, there's one out of every five, I, it is so, so detrimental to me, like, having a career in this. I think in this situation, I'd probably do a non-verbal.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, non-verbal eye communication.

• 11:48Speaker 04

  I'd probably just not look.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I'm Bob Odenkirk, right? I'm eating a pizza, right? And I'm looking over at you.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 11:59Speaker 04

  Oh, you look away.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  You look away.

• 12:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz I would already be looking at you if you were Bob Odenkirk.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  No, you, but to do verbal communication, you have to look at it.

• 12:06Speaker 04

  No, I'm doing, I'm doing...

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  You can't look at the birds.

• 12:08Speaker 04

  I'm doing non-verbal. I'm not, I didn't do any communication.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, I see. I'm Bob Odenkirk.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:18Speaker 04

  You're doing zero.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  That's not good.

• 12:20Speaker 04

  Zero verbal.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  That's not good, that's not good.

• 12:21Speaker 04

  That's, that's, it's better than I walk up and I share something that I, you know, I shouldn't.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  What I did was, with Odenkirk, was I walked right to him. I go, "I, I, I'm a comic, and I just wanna say, you're just one of the best, and you influenced me so much." And he goes, "I know fucking who you are." And he gave me a hug, took a photo with me, and we talked about Titanic, one of my favorite sketches on Mr. Show. And we, and then he told me about some folklore about the song. He was super sweet. Then I saw Jon Stewart. I tapped, I tapped him on the shoulder, and I go, "I'm just a big fan." And he gave me a hug and talked for a bit. And I did all that.

• 12:56Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 12:57Speaker 02

  And that's not your...

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  That's not my thing.

• 13:00Speaker 02

  I know, but I'm telling, I'm asking Connor, like, that's not your approach.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gotta learn to do that. So, "Tap me on the shoulder and just, let's see, I'm Eddie Murphy." So, go ahead.

• 13:08Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:11Speaker 04

  Sorry, I shouldn't have full palms your back.

• 13:17Speaker 04

  I like that entrance, I should have. I shouldn't have full palms your back, Eddie. Yeah, that was.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't touch me.

• 13:23Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 13:24Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah.

• 13:27Speaker 04

  I agree, it takes that, you can't.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  No, you got, no, no. Listen to me, dude, you gotta go right into compliments.

• 13:35Speaker 04

  Oh, that's okay.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what are you doing? You're talking about your own behavior. You get, you get two seconds with the guy.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, I loved, uh.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, you got it, okay, do it again.

• 13:44Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:45Speaker 02

  I loved Rush Hour.

• 13:47Speaker 04

  Eddie? Sorry, Eddie?

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  What's up, man?

• 13:51Speaker 04

  I, uh, I really liked The Haunted Mansion.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  That's the movie?

• 13:56Speaker 04

  No, but would you like, I really did like The Haunted Mansion.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that's the movie.

• 14:01Speaker 04

  Wait, wait, he probably appreciates that.

• 14:02Speaker 02

  He's younger.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  No, he doesn't!

• 14:04Speaker 02

  Cause he's younger.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  Forty-eight Hours! Beverly Hills Cop!

• 14:09Speaker 04

  I, I think Haunted Mansion, and then I could go to, you know, it's crazy is when I used to see.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  You've already lost him.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  No, no, you haven't, because I'm telling you.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  He's talking now to Kevin Hart.

• 14:18Speaker 02

  No, that's not true. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, Eddie Murphy loves that he has younger fans. I think he feels like he's lost that group, and so a young kid saying, "I love Haunted Mansion," is the move.

• 14:28Speaker 04

  Haunted Mansion for me, and then you do something from the heart.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:32Speaker 04

  I just remember it being, I had, for one year for Christmas, I got a, I got a portable DVD player, which was the coolest shit I had ever seen, and it was little, and it, or it was actually pretty big, it was the size of a laptop. Now I've lost it.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  You've lost.

• 14:43Speaker 04

  But.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  He's packing his bag.

• 14:49Speaker 04

  He's also opening his bag to pull out a copy.

• 14:53Speaker 04

  Alright, get out of here.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:56Speaker 04

  But I pirated The Haunted Mansion, I put it in a, maybe he likes it.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  Here's, here's the rule.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  It is a classic.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  It's a classic.

• 15:04Speaker 02

  In this genre, yeah.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  But Connor, the rule is this, you don't touch, you don't.

• 15:09Speaker 04

  I shouldn't have touched Eddie Murphy?

• 15:10Speaker 02

  I think he's, he tapped.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  When he walked, no, when he walks into the, he was like one of the last guys to enter, and you could, he stopped the party for a split second.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  Right? And you realize, oh, you don't just walk up to the guy and go, "I love Haunted Mansion." Yeah, I mean, so what I did, what miraculously what happened was I was the first guy to be in the photo and he was right in front of me. And he looked at me and he goes, "Nice to meet you, young man." And he shook my hand.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  That's sick.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I went, "I was the guy to meet you too."

• 15:47Speaker 04

  I loved you in Hot in Mansion.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, "Boo."

• 15:53Speaker 04

  Favorite part.

• 15:55Speaker 02

  But I do want to talk about if you had to tap Bobby.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  Would you do this or would you go full palm like Connor?

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm not big enough for a tap. You go directly to my face.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  No, I'm just saying if you were to tap.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  If you had to tap someone, do you use, do you do, like, because I feel like this is really...

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't do your long ET finger. No, that's weird.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, because this is really like offensive.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  ET phone home. No, yeah, I don't do that.

• 16:20Speaker 04

  That's why I didn't, I felt like that too.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  No, this is what you do. This is what I do.

• 16:27Speaker 04

  That's what I was trying to do.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  No tapping.

• 16:29Speaker 02

  You hold it, maybe a tap.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  You hold a little bit to know that there's a presence there.

• 16:32Speaker 04

  Maybe grab the collar of his shirt.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  Because he was in, all both, all the incidences, is that, do you understand what I just said?

• 16:39Speaker 04

  Incidences?

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:42Speaker 04

  That's how I would have said it too.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  All incidences, right, right?

• 16:46Speaker 04

  Plural.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  It, that I encountered was a light hold on the shoulder to let them know that I'm around, but finish your conversation. Because they're all in conversation.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Maybe, can I think this one?

• 17:00Speaker 04

  Go ahead, tap.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 17:02Speaker 04

  Do it.

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  You. What's up, baby? Yeah, that's right. You for your body. A protein for your body, everybody. You guys, you will. You know, sometimes I don't even eat a meal.

• 17:20Speaker 00

  Oh, wow.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do Huel.

• 17:22Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  It's better for you. Thirty-five, uh, five grams of protein per RTT bottle.

• 17:27Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  A complete meal, not a protein shake. Have you had this before, Luke?

• 17:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's really, really good. I had some in the car leaving here and, uh, I love that they're just forty grams of protein per powder serving as well.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and you love the twenty-seven essential vitamins and minerals in both products, too.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  Lots of fiber.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about the fiber, baby.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  And that one is a cookies and cream flavor.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what? It's, you know, it's all in the flavor as well.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  And guess what? No artificial sweeteners, colors, or flavors.

• 17:52Speaker 02

  It's gluten-free and there's zero prep. It's a powder, thirty seconds, one scoop in cold water, that's it.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Flavors: chocolate peanut butter, vanilla, salted caramel, banana, cinnamon roll, and a hundred percent plant-based, yeah. The RTT plus powder duo, the insurance policy against chaotic days.

• 18:12Speaker 00

  What are your favorite flavors? Go.

• 18:13Speaker 02

  Cookies and cream for me.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  Salted caramel for me.

• 18:15Speaker 06

  Chocolate.

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• 18:36Speaker 05

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• 18:44Bobby Lee?

  How's your sleep?

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  It's doing great. Cause of Helix. Cause of Helix.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  You guys, has your sleep improved since you switched to Helix? Mine has, because I have three rooms in this bed house.

• 19:02Speaker 02

  In this bed house.

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in my house, there's three beds, and I have all Helix sleep. Um, my Helix mattress has been upgraded from my old one, too, as well.

• 19:12Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Tell me why you like it.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  I love Helix because it's really as simple as taking one quiz and then it tells me, because I'm a side sleeper and I run hot, I got matched.

• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  You run so hot, baby?

• 19:24Speaker 02

  I know, thank you.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:25Speaker 02

  And so I got matched with a midnight mattress, but then you have the option to choose the luxe version of that, and I've Never slept better.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  Luke, what kind of mattress do you sleep on?

• 19:33Speaker 00

  Uh, I don't even know.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  And that's why what we're gonna do for you is we gotta get you a Helix.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  We gotta get Luke a Helix.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:40Speaker 00

  I'm moving soon. I'm moving to a new place.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  We should gift him a Helix.

• 19:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, they have free shipping and seamless delivery. So I was like, I should just get a new mattress.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  And even better yet, if like, let's say, for instance, you're like, I, this isn't a match for me. You have a hundred twenty night sleep trial and a limited lifetime warranty. You could be like, hey, I need another mattress.

• 19:56Speaker 00

  I need it.

• 19:56Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 19:57Speaker 06

  That's perfect for me.

• 19:59Speaker 00

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• 21:19Speaker 03

  Uh, my strategy would be this, if I saw someone that I really wanted to talk to, I would kinda see if they were gonna go get a snack.

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, surveillance.

• 21:28Speaker 03

  A little bit of surveillance.

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 21:31Speaker 03

  And then if they were like going in for a cheese, I would be like, oh, me too. Kind of like, um.

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, me too cheese.

• 21:37Speaker 03

  I love me too cheese.

• 21:40Speaker 04

  You did that when I sat down here with the coffee. You said, you drink coffee? Me too. Yeah, we thought that was crazy.

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's your, oh, interesting.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  Wait, you're, but you're looking for a me cute.

• 21:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:50Speaker 02

  Like a romance novel.

• 21:51Speaker 03

  But then it's normal. So it's not like, oh, I'm like, I'm not like, you know, I'm just like, I also like cheese. Eddie Murphy.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  Boo.

• 22:04Speaker 04

  I loved you in the cheese, Eddie.

• 22:08Speaker 03

  The cheese.

• 22:09Speaker 04

  I know you weren't in that.

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:13Speaker 04

  This shit, huh, this big.

• 22:14Speaker 03

  Who wants to get chocolate wasted?

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  You don't say chocolate in front of Eddie Murphy?

• 22:18Speaker 03

  Chocolate, no.

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  Because I think that he would, you know, misinterpret that as something.

• 22:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, chocolate. You don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:29Speaker 04

  I guess, like, this, was the whole, the whole day, the whole morning, how long did people stay? Was it like a level playing field situation or was there still like levels too? Because everyone was invited.

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  You're right. So there are divisions.

• 22:42Speaker 03

  It's like a high school kind of campus?

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So basically, you're hanging out with your tribe.

• 22:47Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  And then you can see another tribe forming and you're realizing, oh, I'm, you know what I mean? Not that I'm lower class, but I'm like not there.

• 22:58Speaker 03

  Not that tribe.

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Because you see the Seinfelds, the David Letterman's, the Ellie Murphys, the.

• 23:05Speaker 03

  Oh, Chappelle's up there.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  Chappelle, they're all now talking in a circle.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 23:10Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then you're like, you're over here with Mark Normand, you know what I mean? Sam Morril, these times.

• 23:17Speaker 03

  What a great tribe, though, you're in.

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  It's a good tribe. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not downing my tribe. In a war, we would lose. That's all I'm saying. I don't think so.

• 23:25Speaker 03

  It depends what the war is, though.

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  And then you have like the Necros and the Malanies and them in one tribe.

• 23:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  But you know who's great? Spade. Spade, David Spade is always in our tribe because Theo is in our tribe. You know what I mean? So it's like we have our own tribe. Then I, then I went for the Asians.

• 23:44Speaker 03

  Interesting. Yeah, so do you cross tribe?

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  I cross tribe.

• 23:47Speaker 03

  Cross tribe.

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You have to. And I went to the Ken Jeong's and the Atsukos and the Jimmy Oh Yang and we took that photo.

• 23:54Speaker 03

  I saw that.

• 23:55Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Did they put on the people magazine?

• 23:57Speaker 03

  I think Eliza thinks she's in the Asian tribe.

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 24:00Speaker 03

  Just seen.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, because she's just next to Jimmy Oh Yang? What are you saying?

• 24:06Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's, oh, she's, oh, okay. I get you what you're saying.

• 24:10Speaker 03

  Do you know what I mean?

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  She purposely went between Joe Coy and Jimmy O'Yan.

• 24:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  And she's squinting her eyes.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  Definitely, the squint was where I was.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but look at where, I'm, am I close?

• 24:21Speaker 06

  You look like-

• 24:22Speaker 03

  Oh, you're in a different track, for sure.

• 24:23Speaker 06

  Perspective, it looks like you're in the black track.

• 24:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'm still below, I, Eric Andre, I think I'm in a good-

• 24:29Speaker 02

  Is your tongue out?

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's my tongue's out, yeah.

• 24:32Speaker 02

  Oh, I was like, his bottom looks so long.

• 24:33Speaker 03

  Donnell looks so upset.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  He's upset that he's sitting next to me. Cause I went next to him and he's like, no, dude, go somewhere else. And I go, uh, no, I mean, I'm standing here.

• 24:44Speaker 04

  Can I ask?

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 24:46Speaker 04

  With all due respect, what is Kate Hudson doing here?

• 24:51Speaker 06

  I was about to-

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, what do you mean?

• 24:52Speaker 04

  It is cool, like, I'm a huge Kate Hudson fan.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  I love K2.

• 24:55Speaker 04

  She's, is she, was she, did she do a-

• 24:58Speaker 06

  It's a comedic show, is that why?

• 24:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, these are like all comedy.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, now you're gonna get me off.

• 25:02Speaker 04

  Well, she's in rom-com.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Now, you're gonna get me off. Now, go, go up to the corner.

• 25:07Speaker 06

  Nice corner.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, nice corner. Now you fuck me up. All right, and, um, wait, let me look, let me look, let me look, let me look, um-

• 25:16Speaker 06

  Everyone here's a comic, right?

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 25:18Speaker 03

  Is Bill Burr there?

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  Scott, no, Bill Burr's not there. I'm gonna tell you.

• 25:21Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  I think Scott MacArthur is there.

• 25:23Speaker 04

  No, I was, I was only curious about her. I didn't know if she had some, some new projects or something that's like comedy adjacent or comedy.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of actors that are in the comedic field that were there as well, yeah.

• 25:34Speaker 04

  Well, the sec, that's-

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  That's cool.

• 25:36Speaker 04

  That's awesome.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:36Speaker 03

  Do you think that people were very, um, calculated about where they were sitting?

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you could see a lot of moving and dangling and stuff like that.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  They're like, wherever I'm in this picture is gonna make-

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but I felt comfortable in the spot I was in, cause I knew Theo was above me and Segura's a friend. You know what I mean, and Whitney's a friend and Donnell's a friend, you know what I mean? So that was a nice little-

• 25:56Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but it was, it was, um, I walked through a lot of fear there. Adam Devine's there, yeah, so it was fun. Yeah, anyway, next year for you. I'm gonna manifest it for you.

• 26:07Speaker 04

  When they start letting just anybody get to, get to his house.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I'll be honest, this is double the amount of the last photo.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is a lot compared to last year.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's like, um, I think they're gonna triple it next time.

• 26:20Speaker 04

  Were there more shows this year?

• 26:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think there were a lot more shows and you know what, our show, I would thank everyone to come out for the other podcasts I do, you know what I mean? Bad Friends, and they came out to see our show, it was an excellent show.

• 26:36Speaker 04

  Awesome.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  You opened?

• 26:37Speaker 03

  I did.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  You did a great job.

• 26:39Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:40Speaker 03

  It was fun.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  Uh, and, um, I'm glad your show went well.

• 26:43Speaker 04

  It was great. I don't do a ton of shows in LA. I was gonna ask how often you do?

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Too often.

• 26:48Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, too often is the answer. Yeah, what's the matter?

• 26:52Speaker 04

  Nothing, nothing. I just, I have like-

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Thin lips, I like it.

• 26:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's almost none.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 26:57Speaker 04

  I can make him go completely-

• 26:59Speaker 02

  It gets weird with white people's lips, I don't know what it is.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have an obsession with white people's lips, I don't know why.

• 27:03Speaker 03

  He just doesn't like that there isn't a boundary with the lips for us, I guess, I don't know.

• 27:07Speaker 02

  He doesn't like any lips, Kat.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 27:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, he doesn't, he thinks mine are too plump, he thinks thin lips are too thin, it's, there's no, he doesn't like lips. I think he wants people to just have like an open hole in their face.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  I just, I, I, I-

• 27:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, what's the deal with that?

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll tell you the deal. I'll tell you, and I'll be honest with you, dude, it's like, what is, it's unnecessary.

• 27:28Speaker 02

  I don't think that would-

• 27:28Speaker 04

  To have lips?

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it's an extra aesthetic that God went, I would just put these on.

• 27:33Speaker 03

  Mmm.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And it's like, it could just be an open hole.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  Imagine kissing.

• 27:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, kissing.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  You could still, you still have an opening.

• 27:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, but-

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you'll be able to control with muscle.

• 27:46Speaker 04

  There would just be no color?

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  You could suck on the opening of the skin. You know what I mean? Like if you're tongue kissing and stuff.

• 27:53Speaker 02

  I don't like it.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  All right, I'm not the designer, maybe he was right. I'm not God.

• 27:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I just, can I have my own preferences? I don't like eyelids.

• 28:05Speaker 04

  What an open hole.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, there's a lot of things I don't like about the human body.

• 28:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, same. I think we should have one. I say this all the time, one big tooth. It's crazy that we have like a bunch of little.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. Oh, that's a very, dude, you're so smart.

• 28:21Speaker 04

  Well, you have to floss.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It should just be one bone.

• 28:25Speaker 04

  One big one.

• 28:26Speaker 02

  Oh, like, kind of like, like bailing, like a whale.

• 28:30Speaker 04

  Any, I think the things that we have right now are just, it feels, it feels like we made these on, I know that we've always had teeth.

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:38Speaker 04

  Now I'm gonna start sounding real dumb.

• 28:39Speaker 02

  Well, can I tell you, can I counter your point a little bit?

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm, because I'm on Connor's side, but go ahead.

• 28:44Speaker 02

  Because the reason you, you're saying just one giant connected, like.

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  You have two teeth.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  I know, but just one up front or like a whole just one giant system?

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 28:54Speaker 03

  One giant system.

• 28:55Speaker 02

  Because if it's like, if you think about it like coral, one part of the coral gets bad or cracked, then the whole thing is out.

• 29:01Speaker 04

  I hadn't gotten that. I had not gotten that.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna defend it. I'm gonna defend your point of view.

• 29:05Speaker 04

  I just floss, I floss a lot and like I have this thing where I can, I can kind of like feel stuff in my.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 29:10Speaker 04

  I'm like, was it just one big?

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so here's another thing, no roots.

• 29:16Speaker 04

  We should do, we should do.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  We should do one solid tooth, no roots.

• 29:20Speaker 04

  No roots.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  So there's no pain, counter it.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  How do you have no roots on your teeth?

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't, I have many roots, right? I don't want any.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  You don't want any?

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  It's the pain.

• 29:30Speaker 03

  Free floating.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just one white tooth from end to end and there's, it cracks and you can feel the crack.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  The reason.

• 29:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, one big cosmetic tooth, one unit, one unit of teeth, I think.

• 29:41Speaker 02

  You need the root in order to feel what you're doing. There has to be a, in order for your brain to know what your teeth are doing, the teeth have to be connected to the brain. How does that happen? Via nerves, that's the root. So then if not, then what?

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Why does your brain need to know what your teeth are doing?

• 29:57Speaker 02

  Because it's all feedback. What am I eating? Is this hard? Is this soft? Because if you don't have that information, you're just gonna crack into a rock.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you how I know why it's not working. I can't get into it.

• 30:09Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Like, here's, just listen to my point of view, okay?

• 30:13Speaker 04

  I gotta hear it.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  You gotta hear this, right? I'm biting into gold.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I'm chewing it for a while, right?

• 30:21Speaker 03

  You got in it?

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm like trying to chew a bar of gold.

• 30:25Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  A little bar of gold, right?

• 30:27Speaker 06

  Sure, yeah.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  And after about

• 30:29Speaker 06

  Everyone does that, yeah, yeah.

• 30:30Speaker 04

  I'm already, I was there right at the beginning.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, pirates do it.

• 30:33Speaker 04

  With the gold in your mouth.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pirates do it.

• 30:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'd be chewing that too. Give me a piece of gold.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  And after about six taps, right, I realized, I look and I realize, oh, I can't chew this.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  Hmm, so your eyes are doing the work?

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Counter, please.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  Temperature, you need roots, you need

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  My tongue has temperature.

• 30:51Speaker 03

  Hmm, can I have a, maybe you can do your white tooth, but can we do different colors?

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, you can do that on your own at a facility.

• 31:00Speaker 03

  So, so, okay.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  At that facility, they do that.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  So you can do like purple?

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  You can choose, choose one, one solid color, black or whatever, you can dye them.

• 31:09Speaker 02

  A family member has such a big gap in, between this two, her two front teeth, that instead of doing braces, she just added an extra tooth between the two teeth.

• 31:20Speaker 06

  Oh, wow.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 31:21Speaker 02

  She has one center tooth.

• 31:24Speaker 04

  Fuck it, new tooth.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, new tooth.

• 31:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, right.

• 31:26Speaker 04

  That's awesome.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:26Speaker 04

  That's so much faster too. She probably got that done same day and probably like could go eat corn.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  She probably did it on her own.

• 31:33Speaker 02

  So I think that's pretty genius.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  Went to Michael's.

• 31:35Speaker 02

  I'm not sold on the one tooth.

• 31:38Speaker 04

  Pop, pop it in.

• 31:39Speaker 03

  Just put a bead in it.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, put a bead in there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:42Speaker 04

  Health insurance, what?

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  What about the hu, other about the human body as, I, I'll tell you another thing that I realized, I, I don't know if we talked about this, but I didn't realize that there were, um, two holes in a woman's vagina.

• 31:55Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 31:56Speaker 03

  I think that's a lot

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  We talked about that already, right?

• 31:58Speaker 03

  A lot of men don't know that, I don't think.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:01Speaker 04

  It's a good trivia question.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  It's a good trivia.

• 32:04Speaker 04

  I would say, yeah.

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't know. I thought that the pee came out of the, the actual hole.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  That's so sad.

• 32:09Speaker 03

  I did too, until I was like

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  Like a fire hydrant.

• 32:12Speaker 04

  I think a lot of people will be shocked.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Did I say to talk about that already?

• 32:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, you did. Well, you know what I did learn from, um...

• 32:21Speaker 04

  Not here to see that one again.

• 32:23Speaker 02

  I did learn from Brooke and Connor's podcast about the matrilineal penis.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  Who the fuck is Brooke?

• 32:28Speaker 02

  He does a podcast with Brooke.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  I, it's, she's my podcast co-host, Brooke Avrak. We talked about that yesterday. Well, I posted this video.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  What'd you talk about?

• 32:35Speaker 02

  Matrilineal penis.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  A naturally healed penis?

• 32:38Speaker 02

  Matrilineal penis. Connor will explain.

• 32:40Speaker 04

  Well, I had-

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Look at my eyes and explain it.

• 32:43Speaker 04

  I had heard that you get your penis from your mom. Not literally you get your penis from your mom, but the, the, the build of your penis.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Thank God. My dad has a small penis.

• 32:55Speaker 04

  You, yeah, he's not responsible for it. It's not passed down from dad to son. Your ass is your dad's. You have your dad's ass. You have your mother's penis.

• 33:04Speaker 02

  What about vaginas? Is that your dad's vagina?

• 33:06Speaker 04

  I didn't look into vagina, yeah.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have your dad's vagina.

• 33:09Speaker 02

  I for sure have my dad's vagina.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:12Speaker 02

  Damn it.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  That's why it looks like bat wings.

• 33:14Speaker 02

  Hey!

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 33:15Speaker 04

  I'm walking here.

• 33:16Speaker 02

  I'm walking!

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm walking over here.

• 33:18Speaker 04

  You have your dad's second hole.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  I'm flopping over here.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's interesting. Do your, so I have my dad's asshole?

• 33:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know how-

• 33:27Speaker 02

  Cheeks, I think, cheeks.

• 33:28Speaker 04

  I think the build of your ass-

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Where's the asshole?

• 33:30Speaker 02

  That's your grandma.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  That's my grandmother's asshole. I have my grandmother's asshole. That's interesting. Very interesting.

• 33:35Speaker 04

  It is, it's weird.

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, hair loss comes from the mother's side of the family.

• 33:38Speaker 02

  Not always. There's different kinds of hair loss. But it can.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your tone is really crazy.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your tone is very aggressive.

• 33:46Speaker 02

  It's not always.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I heard.

• 33:49Speaker 02

  Let me try again. Okay, say it again.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I heard the hair loss is from your mother's side of the family.

• 33:53Speaker 02

  Uh, not, not always.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's better.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  Better?

• 33:57Speaker 04

  That was a good delivery.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  That was a good delivery.

• 33:59Speaker 04

  Like parental parenting.

• 34:00Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  That was a better choice.

• 34:01Speaker 02

  Um, how about boobs? Are those from your dad too? I for sure have my dad's tits.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you have your daddy's tits.

• 34:09Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's not a good thing.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  It's not.

• 34:12Speaker 04

  I only really looked into.

• 34:15Speaker 04

  I'm not an expert guy. And your, your other body parts, what do you think? I only looked into my.

• 34:20Speaker 02

  Teeth, what are your one tooth, where did you get that from?

• 34:22Speaker 04

  I don't, I don't know. I know stuff skips a generation too, so there is like, you probably have like, different, your nipples are probably your grandma's or your grandpa's and.

• 34:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 34:31Speaker 04

  But I.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  I think the asshole should be on the bottom of your left foot.

• 34:34Speaker 02

  Oh. Actually, you know what? This is the one thing I do agree with you about. This is, I feel like where the asshole is, is not the most optimal.

• 34:43Speaker 04

  Sitting on it?

• 34:44Speaker 02

  Sitting on it, no, it's too close. And from a girl's perspective, I will say just the amount of like UTIs you can get from cross contamination.

• 34:52Speaker 04

  That's yeah.

• 34:52Speaker 02

  And it's like the poop where the good stuff is, I just don't love it. I don't love the.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  You pee out of your left foot, you poo out of your right foot.

• 34:59Speaker 02

  Oh, interesting, like a Pepsi Coke kind of machine.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  And then the penis is only for sperm.

• 35:04Speaker 02

  Interesting.

• 35:05Speaker 04

  We could do a lot of work in here.

• 35:06Speaker 02

  How about?

• 35:08Speaker 04

  We have some ideas. We're writing a new bible.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  But what about blood for women? Where does that go?

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  And when you say blood, why did you do this hand?

• 35:17Speaker 02

  Cause I was thinking maybe it comes out of the right hand.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have it for your period?

• 35:21Speaker 02

  Period, yeah.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, well, the baby comes out of the vagina, so I would say the same.

• 35:25Speaker 02

  Keep it there, yeah.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Keep it there, yeah.

• 35:27Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  I mean, God did a perfect job in designing us, so we're not, God, I'm sorry, you did a perfect job. I'm just, just throwing out some suggestions.

• 35:36Speaker 02

  For the next round?

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  For the next round, yeah, yeah.

• 35:38Speaker 04

  I, I do get confused about evolution, like a lot.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about it.

• 35:43Speaker 04

  Just like.

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  Tell me your confusion.

• 35:44Speaker 04

  Stuff evolves. I know that I'm, I know that I'm evolving a little bit, cause I hold my phone.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, here we go.

• 35:50Speaker 04

  I hold my phone, it's a heavy phone, phones are heavy kinda, if you're not built very well and. I'm, I got my grandma's body, so.

• 35:59Speaker 04

  I hold my phone like this, like on my pinky.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:02Speaker 04

  Here in my right hand.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:03Speaker 04

  And you see, when you look at my pinkies separately, maybe, maybe I have small hands, maybe just from the, this side, you see that little ridge. Here from

• 36:10Speaker 02

  Oh, I have it.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 36:13Speaker 02

  Oh my god, I have it too.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Wait, I have it in my right hand. Wait, wait. Just my right hand.

• 36:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, cuz you don't

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  Do I, I have a ridge.

• 36:19Speaker 02

  Oh my god, I have a ridge too.

• 36:21Speaker 04

  From the pinky.

• 36:22Speaker 02

  This is bad.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I hold it like this.

• 36:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, years of holding this, wow.

• 36:28Speaker 04

  So our, I don't know, maybe our kids are gonna have really strong grotesque pinkies.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  That's so scary.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  You, I, I, I mean, I want you to cut this part out, and this is something that's evolved into my penis. But I can't have it, I can't even have it out there.

• 36:40Speaker 02

  I'm not sure if evolution works within one generation.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm talking about because we hold our thing like this, there's a dent. Because I use vaginal machines, right?

• 36:51Speaker 02

  There's a dent?

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  No, the, the middle of my, because I have the sucking thing, the middle of my penis, right?

• 36:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Is super thin now.

• 37:01Speaker 04

  Like an hourglass?

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, yeah, it's like an hourglass. It's like an hourglass. You have a Kardashian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It has a doo like that, yeah, like a vase.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  People pay a lot of money for that.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, and it's longer.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  No way.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  That's good. My, my, the sucking, it's really powerful.

• 37:20Speaker 02

  Why don't they do the whole?

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  It goes

• 37:22Speaker 02

  I think it was kind of like

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  And, and it's made my That's what I'm saying. The shaft thinner.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  Wait, so it, the shaft, it redistributed the meat?

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:31Speaker 02

  And it put it up top?

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the meat's at the top.

• 37:33Speaker 02

  Or at the bottom?

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Both.

• 37:34Speaker 02

  Oh my god, so the head's here.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Meat on the bottom, meat on top. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:37Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know if I can put that out there.

• 37:40Speaker 04

  Give me John's order. Meat on the bottom, meat on top.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  I'll have a Jimmy's way.

• 37:47Speaker 04

  You might sell, you might push a lot of these, these devices.

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  It really did, so I don't know if I can put that out there, but it's transformed it through use.

• 37:55Speaker 04

  An affiliate link would be great.

• 37:59Speaker 04

  Really start moving some units. This might have to be a warehouse instead of the dojo.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  That's funny. Very good.

• 38:07Speaker 02

  But that's, that's smart, I mean, you were in marketing, right? You, that's

• 38:10Speaker 04

  Yeah. If you were to, if you were to tell me, by the way, in college, high school, not only are you

• 38:17Speaker 06

  You're having a great experience at home with this device, but also you're you're at the gym essentially? Your dick's getting bigger by using this?

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  No, not bigger, longer.

• 38:27Speaker 06

  Longer?

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:28Speaker 06

  Bigger?

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  It looks like an udon noodle.

• 38:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, udon, and it used to look like soba?

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 38:33Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The chef. Very good chef. Yeah, yeah. No, but it's changed, so I guess, you know, I mean, years of doing this has put a dent, right? But are there some other things that your body gets affected by use, you think?

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Klarna, you wanna buy stuff? Easy payments. Klarna.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  You guys, um, you know, looks maxing. We talked about it earlier.

• 39:04Speaker 06

  Yup.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  And, um, I have to say, and I don't want to put you on the spot, but Alex, Alex, we need to max out your look. Right? So we're gonna do some payments here. What's wrong with, what's wrong with? Describe his body. Shoes. Well, he's shaped like a water buffalo.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 39:19Speaker 06

  We can help that, but yeah.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  We can't help that, right? But I think the clothing, we can, so we're gonna go and we're gonna buy you some clothing. Right? And so I, you know, a vintage look, right? Cool pants and some shoes.

• 39:32Speaker 06

  Well, so you could, with Klarna, you could also money max, because you'll be able to have more money in your account and do it in force, you know, small payments, or how many small payments you need.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:40Speaker 06

  So you'll money max on top of your looks maxing as well.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. So you're doing both, actually.

• 39:45Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  Looks maxing and money maxing. What else? There are rams?

• 39:48Speaker 06

  Uh, I like that, um, also, uh, it's really easy. It's just like four easy payments, you know? It's very nice and, and, you know.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:55Speaker 06

  Life is complicated.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Klarna also offers value, transparency, control, and no surprises. Pay now, later, or over time, whatever fits your lifestyle, really, to be honest with you.

• 40:05Speaker 06

  All right, so what do you think we should get Alex to help his hobbit feet?

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  I wore. Is there a hobbit? You know how they say men's, women's, is there like mythological?

• 40:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, is it like a hoof or something?

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  I have really extreme wide feet. You do?

• 40:17Speaker 06

  You might need Tims, right? I think we get him Tims. Because then you could also, you'll get a little taller.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  I heard Tims are, are pretty tight, though. Yeah, they're tight. It's leathery, it's tight. How about a Birkenstock? Oh, I like Birks. Yeah, Birks are cool.

• 40:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, we'll do Birks.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  Let's do some Birks right there.

• 40:31Speaker 06

  What size, Alex?

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Um, let me guess.

• 40:33Speaker 06

  Bobby, what do you think his size, what size?

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Um, the length, probably four foot. The width, nineteen foot.

• 40:42Speaker 06

  So four by nineteen.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Four by nineteen, I think. Yeah, maybe let's go to Home Depot. Build them one.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Wait, zoom in on that, uh, those pants.

• 40:53Speaker 06

  That's what he needs.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  You need that, dude.

• 40:56Speaker 06

  Okay, so we'll get them.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's looks. With the Birks. With the Birks.

• 40:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, so get the whole thing with the Birks.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we're ski masks. That's the first one, right there. Yeah, it's ski masks. It's on sale, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, get ski masks.

• 41:07Speaker 06

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• 41:35Bobby Lee?

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• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  It's very interesting.

• 42:36Speaker 04

  I saw a pic, well.

• 42:38Speaker 03

  Maybe driving, maybe we're getting like.

• 42:40Speaker 04

  Tech neck is real.

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Tech neck is for sure a real thing.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:44Speaker 03

  Pure, yeah.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  You do have a slouch.

• 42:46Speaker 03

  I know.

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  I do have a slouch.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  And it's not a bad thing.

• 42:49Speaker 03

  I've always had it, kind of.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  And you're also, can I just say another note that you're doing? Another note physically for you?

• 42:55Speaker 03

  He's just like, I hate your hair.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  It's a good note, I think, yeah. I noticed at the YouTube theater show, you're in the middle of the thing again.

• 43:04Speaker 03

  I was walking around on there.

• 43:06Bobby Lee?

  I just had to go to the front of the stage.

• 43:08Speaker 03

  Okay, okay, I was, I thought I was.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  You're too middle of the stage.

• 43:12Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and it's like, it's a fear thing.

• 43:16Speaker 04

  Like too far, too far back from the.

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  From the audience.

• 43:19Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and it's like, I used to do that.

• 43:21Speaker 02

  But how big, is the stage really big?

• 43:23Speaker 03

  The stage is pretty big, yeah.

• 43:24Speaker 02

  That's scary.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, that's not my concern.

• 43:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  My concern is connecting with the audience.

• 43:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Locking eyes with them and being a part, and it's, it's, you know, an alpha thing.

• 43:35Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm not alpha, I'm beta, I'm definitely a bottom.

• 43:39Speaker 03

  I think you're alpha.

• 43:40Speaker 02

  I think you have to be a bottom.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In prison, I'm a bottom, like if I was in prison with Alex, he'd be like, just lay on your stomach.

• 43:47Speaker 03

  But how about if your butt?

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  I'd be like, every time? My twin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, every time.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't think so, because you're a guy who likes to hump once in a while. You like to get up there and hump. I don't think, oh, I see what you're saying, you do your.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't.

• 44:05Speaker 02

  I don't think you're a bottom, I don't think, I think you want to believe you're a bottom because you're the smaller guy, you're shorter.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, why'd you lick your lips? I thought you were looking at her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  The lip guy.

• 44:15Speaker 04

  I'm sure that's a tight shirt on someone else.

• 44:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm like, um.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  How about if your butthole's on your foot, though, and then you have anal sex? How does that work?

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, that, we will eliminate that.

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because I don't, I'm not, that's not my thing.

• 44:33Speaker 03

  But how about the gay community?

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck, I didn't think of that.

• 44:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  Keep it at that. Yeah, I didn't think of that.

• 44:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, I.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead Connor.

• 44:44Speaker 04

  I think that you just, you just, we, our brains would change if.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  Our brains would change.

• 44:48Speaker 04

  We'd be like, I, that, I need to, I need to have sex with your foot right now.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and then you could just do it, you could be doing other things.

• 44:56Speaker 04

  You could be driving.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you could be driving, you could be, you know what I mean? I'm watching Love on the Spectrum.

• 45:03Speaker 02

  Wait, now I think God's actually quite a genius for keeping it up here.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right.

• 45:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:08Speaker 02

  It's because people, you can lose your limbs.

• 45:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:10Speaker 02

  It's really hard to lose.

• 45:12Bobby Lee?

  Your asshole.

• 45:13Speaker 02

  Your asshole.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never, I got in a car accident, I lost my asshole, that's never happened.

• 45:18Speaker 04

  Everything else is fine.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  I was on a motorcycle, I lost my asshole, that's like.

• 45:20Speaker 02

  I mean, you would have to be like.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  Good point.

• 45:23Speaker 02

  You would have to be like impaled, but like, you know, it's easier to lose like a digit or a limb.

• 45:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:28Speaker 03

  In your butthole area.

• 45:29Speaker 04

  Really reverse engineered that, that really simple.

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  I know, we did reverse engineer.

• 45:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, thank you God.

• 45:35Bobby Lee?

  And on top of it, it's also, it's like, I'd rather lose an arm or leg than the butthole.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  Because at that point, you need to put things in your body to do it. Like plastics and machinery, you know what I mean? And other things, you have to carry around another thing.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  Like a colostomy bag.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or something.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  Get a Barbie butt.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's not sexy, you're at the club.

• 45:57Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  And you, you have a bag, you know what I mean?

• 46:01Speaker 03

  What's in your bag?

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  They're playing fucking Galon.

• 46:04Speaker 04

  Shit.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you're trying to, you know, you know what I mean, it's, I would make mine not see-through, probably black. You'd probably have some sort of print on it.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, like Coach.

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  No, Gucci or Coach.

• 46:15Speaker 02

  No, but that's what they do now, like, a lot of people with ostomies or any kind of like bag situation, if they've had to get, I don't know if you know what a Barbie butt is, is if you've had like chronic ulcerative colitis or Crohn's, they just kind of shut it so that you, and then they do, if you have to live with an ostomy or a bag, they have really cool options now.

• 46:36Speaker 03

  Like a satchel?

• 46:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're very discreet.

• 46:40Speaker 02

  It's like, it's like a whole thing now, because I have friends with ostomies and, and.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  I have no friends with ostomy.

• 46:45Speaker 02

  You do.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  Why is it called Barbie butt?

• 46:48Speaker 02

  Oh, because Barbie doesn't have a butt.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  She has, she has, um, what's that, does Crohn's disease?

• 46:53Speaker 04

  I figured it out.

• 46:54Speaker 03

  Oh, you figured it out?

• 46:54Speaker 04

  No, I didn't know that.

• 46:57Speaker 04

  Like, God, well, I had never heard that term, but I'm immediately, I was like, I'm not gonna ask, I'll figure it out. And I've been, that's why I've been quiet.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:05Speaker 04

  Figuring it out in my head.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  You know, go ahead.

• 47:08Speaker 04

  No, I mean, I just.

• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 47:10Speaker 04

  Well, no, I was gonna exactly.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Exactly what?

• 47:14Speaker 04

  I threw up.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me.

• 47:17Speaker 04

  Uh, no, I just, I get, I have this girl on TikTok that does, she makes cool versions of all these inherently like not.

• 47:24Speaker 02

  Shitbag.

• 47:25Speaker 04

  Great to look at things and they make them cool and then people can even notice.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:29Speaker 04

  Which is sick.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  I think it's cool.

• 47:30Speaker 04

  Except it would suck if you did show up with your Gucci colostomy bag or what is it?

• 47:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, like.

• 47:37Speaker 04

  And then they had to be like, we have to check your purse at the door, like the bouncer is.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that's what, what's that about?

• 47:43Speaker 02

  You go through TSA.

• 47:44Speaker 04

  It is my.

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you wanna look, no, that.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  That would be a little bit put them on blast situation.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's a zipper then is what you're saying.

• 47:52Speaker 02

  That'd be a good.

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  Zip, take a look.

• 47:56Speaker 04

  Causes some issue. I'm sure it causes people some issues.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:00Speaker 04

  Just like another.

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  What a great way to hide a weapon, though.

• 48:03Speaker 04

  I was gonna get there.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:04Speaker 04

  That's where I was gonna get.

• 48:05Speaker 02

  Oh, you're gonna look at my shitbag? They're like, no, don't.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. And you could have like a, um, a plastic gun.

• 48:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, plastic gun.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  So it doesn't, you mean, set off the sensor?

• 48:16Speaker 02

  Mmm, ghost gun.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you have a poo gun. Yeah, yeah.

• 48:22Speaker 02

  I think that's a scary.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's move on from this. Yeah, I don't know why we went down this rabbit hole.

• 48:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think it was your fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you both conspired.

• 48:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, how did we?

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause you were like, you know what I mean?

• 48:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was like, was that on our bullet point? Started from a single tooth.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it went from tooth to that.

• 48:40Speaker 04

  Twenty minutes.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it was like, you know, we shouldn't question God's design. I think that's the point.

• 48:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  What are you writing down?

• 48:45Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm just, um, crossing off things.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have other things you want. Oh, so that was colostomy bag?

• 48:51Speaker 02

  The first thing on my list you, I tried to bring up and you like batted it down. You were like, nah, bitch.

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  All right, so let's start with that and I wanna.

• 48:59Speaker 02

  No, no, it doesn't matter. The moment has passed.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  No, let's just try.

• 49:02Speaker 02

  No, it was the sunglasses issue because I had, um.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, your eye. Let me see your eye. Let me see your, what are you guys doing?

• 49:09Speaker 04

  I'm sorry, we, I, she was like, oh, looking at my watch, it does, it doesn't work, it hasn't worked in like five years.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  Why you, why, why?

• 49:16Speaker 03

  Why do, why do you, why do you wear it?

• 49:18Speaker 04

  It's kinda like a habit, you click it on when you leave.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Get a new watch.

• 49:21Speaker 04

  It says it's...

• 49:22Speaker 03

  Is it like a lucky charm? Like you wear it because it's good luck?

• 49:25Speaker 04

  I know how to read a clock, or a watch, I just, it's, it's 9pm.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:31Speaker 03

  And it just stays at 9pm?

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let me see your eyes.

• 49:34Speaker 04

  Moving.

• 49:34Speaker 03

  That's nice.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  No, I don't wanna show my eye.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  I wanna show, I wanna see your eye.

• 49:37Speaker 02

  I, no, I don't wanna show it.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  If you don't show your, your eye, your, you don't show me your eye like...

• 49:42Speaker 02

  I showed them earlier, can you explain what it looks like?

• 49:45Speaker 04

  It did, I didn't notice it until you said it.

• 49:48Speaker 06

  I didn't notice until you said it.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you look like a cross-eyed, you know?

• 49:53Speaker 02

  No!

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  You always do.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  No, it's, it's thigh.

• 49:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, looks the same, cross-eyed, what's new?

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm, which, I'm attracted to.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  Ew, I know you are.

• 50:04Speaker 03

  Good save on that one.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  No, I am.

• 50:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  All my girlfriends have, except for the current one, has cross eyes.

• 50:09Speaker 02

  Really?

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love it.

• 50:10Speaker 02

  Light, slightly.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like it when it's a little, I don't like it when it's out like Michael Shannon.

• 50:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  You have more of a Michael Shannon.

• 50:17Speaker 02

  That are closer together.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's too ET-like for me.

• 50:20Speaker 02

  What the heck?

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  What do you, what the heck?

• 50:22Speaker 02

  Do, my eyes go like this?

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just saying they're farther apart than what I like.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  Okay, you like a little closer?

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's my personal preference.

• 50:29Speaker 02

  Together.

• 50:30Speaker 04

  That's, I mean, that's incredible to know that much about what you like.

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:34Speaker 04

  That's incredible.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're, let me look at your face.

• 50:37Speaker 06

  Good face.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's a very good face, yeah.

• 50:39Speaker 04

  Do you think?

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do.

• 50:40Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  But it's still not what I, if you're a female, what I would be attracted to.

• 50:44Speaker 04

  Right.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, I understand.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  You look kinda like Paul Revere.

• 50:48Speaker 03

  Oh, he's okay.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:50Speaker 04

  You guys know what Paul Revere?

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  It just, that's just my gut instinct.

• 50:54Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  It is Paul Revere.

• 50:55Speaker 03

  The camo hat to me.

• 50:56Speaker 04

  The camo hat.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:57Speaker 04

  Okay, ouch.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm like, come on, I'm pretty close. I was pretty close, dude.

• 51:06Speaker 04

  He looks a little bit cross-eyed.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  Paul Revere like, what, he has no, what?

• 51:09Speaker 03

  He's got the little...

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  He loves tea, dude.

• 51:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:11Speaker 04

  That, he looks a little cross-eyed to me at work.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm just saying, the vibe is like you could, you deliver messages from town to town really quickly.

• 51:20Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  But the British, say, the British is coming.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Say it.

• 51:25Speaker 04

  He, he looks-

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  See, the British is coming.

• 51:26Speaker 04

  The British are coming right now. They're on their, the British are coming.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Really, it's the wall, that's crazy.

• 51:30Speaker 04

  I would, I would mass taxi, the British are literally here.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would go, "The British are coming!"

• 51:36Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like, so then I have to, cause I feel like you're doing individual to individual.

• 51:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, oh, it's like the larger-

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot happening.

• 51:44Speaker 04

  I'm forgetting the level of urgency that he, he had, uh-

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  There was a lot of urgency.

• 51:48Speaker 04

  I'm forgetting what the situation was. I didn't know if they were coming. I know it was-

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:52Speaker 04

  It was bad.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  It was very urgent.

• 51:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:53Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would li- you would not be the pick of like, warning the towns, "The British are coming."

• 51:59Speaker 03

  Why?

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you have the vocal intensity to do it.

• 52:03Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 52:04Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I'm more of that-

• 52:05Speaker 03

  "The British are coming!"

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, no. People are like-

• 52:08Speaker 02

  I think you for sure.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  They're like, "What?"

• 52:10Speaker 02

  You're the, you're the, you're the armed guy.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I am the Korean Paul Revere.

• 52:13Speaker 03

  Okay, do it, and-

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll, I'll, I mean, cause it's gonna be so loud.

• 52:17Speaker 03

  Okay, good.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:18Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 52:19Speaker 03

  Ready?

• 52:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  "The British are coming!"

• 52:24Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 52:25Speaker 04

  You wouldn't even have to ride the, you could just do it in one town.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In one town, one town, that's it.

• 52:30Speaker 04

  That's great.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you think?

• 52:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, you're the guy.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm the guy, dude.

• 52:35Speaker 03

  Okay, Connor, maybe you try now.

• 52:36Speaker 04

  I can try. I, I'm gonna, I, when I really yell, I should stand up too, so you're ready?

• 52:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go far away.

• 52:42Speaker 04

  And we're just, you know what, we're all meeting, I just want you guys, I'm gonna get ahead of it, I have a vein, when I really yell, it does go down.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Love it. It's fun.

• 52:50Speaker 02

  Wait, that's an Angelina Jolie vein.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:52Speaker 04

  It doesn't look like that on me.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  But don't get a stroke, ready? Right.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  "The British are coming!"

• 53:01Speaker 03

  Oh, wow, that's-

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh! Whoa.

• 53:04Speaker 04

  Yours sounds modern, his does sound like Paul Revere.

• 53:06Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  That's what I was saying before, dude.

• 53:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  You do it now.

• 53:10Speaker 02

  I will say that his voice kind of carries a little bit more than yours.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  Really? Fuck you.

• 53:15Speaker 02

  I, just by a smidgen.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Sis, I.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding. Alright, so you step away, Kat, let's see. Step away, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:24Speaker 03

  Dude, okay.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go a little back distant, yeah. Not urgency, they're, they are coming.

• 53:31Speaker 03

  Will you cue me in?

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, one, two, three. "The British are coming!"

• 53:36Speaker 05

  She's on the side of the British.

• 53:41Speaker 04

  The British are coming!

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. People are just still plowing, making butter. She's a witch! They're not moving, they're not moving, yeah. They're not moving, they're not moving, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, her again.

• 53:54Speaker 05

  Why does she do this every week?

• 53:55Speaker 03

  We're trying to hang her a lot.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's still a very good look, you know, I mean, you have a very good look, is what I'm saying.

• 54:01Speaker 04

  Hey, I mean, I had not, I didn't know, it was funny, the cadence of Paul Revere is, is that what you were kinda saying?

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  No, I just think that you have a colonial look.

• 54:10Speaker 04

  That is so fascinating.

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and, um, you are, um...

• 54:15Speaker 03

  Like, maybe a quill?

• 54:15Speaker 04

  Cause people have been...

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  I think you both have a Rockefeller, not Rockefeller, who's the painter, Norman Rockwell. Yeah, Norman Rockwell White.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  What's, is that the guy with the pitchfork?

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he's the, he's the artist.

• 54:29Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  He's done a many, he's done many portraits, right? And you have a traditional, you both have traditional white looks that Norman Rockwell would use. Which is, I think is a good thing.

• 54:41Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Right? You don't, you guys are both likable looking, you know what I mean? Very Americana to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I, and, and, and it makes me feel safe, you know? Yeah, I think George, I think George does not have that.

• 54:57Speaker 05

  What?

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, you have more...

• 54:59Speaker 05

  Very Norman Rockwell.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not Rockwell at all. Maybe you're like the shoe shiner. You know what I mean? They have, like, you're in the background, but you're not like the focal point. These are focal point true Americans.

• 55:11Speaker 05

  Focal point true Americans.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  That's scary.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  Like, if I was, no, if I was, if I was an artist back then, let's suppose I was like a Norman Rockwell. I was walking on the street, and, and I love you as a human being, right? But you wouldn't be like my first, like, hey, you wanna be the center point of...

• 55:27Speaker 05

  Well, the center points all look like they've been through the Great Depression. They all have a little bit of a...

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  I would dirty them up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would dirty them up.

• 55:36Speaker 02

  I think that what Bobby's trying to say is, let me help you out. Is that if we were, look.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  I hear what I was saying.

• 55:42Speaker 02

  No, like if there was a

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't need help.

• 55:44Speaker 02

  A Christopher Nolan movie and people had to be cast, like you would get cast in Dunkirk.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  That's what I was saying.

• 55:51Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  George would not.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  George would not, yeah, yeah.

• 55:54Speaker 04

  I look like I would die early in a war.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I think you, you and Harry Styles are like

• 56:00Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 56:00Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Together.

• 56:01Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, and together, yeah, yeah.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  And you're like a

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  He would be the focal point, yeah, right.

• 56:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay, wait, so this is your exact.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wait, wait.

• 56:09Speaker 02

  Wait, who's the guy?

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Who's the guy on the left?

• 56:12Speaker 04

  That's, that's me.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's. You know the guy on the right, but not the guy on the left? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's, yeah. The guy on the left? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:22Speaker 02

  I love all your jewelry.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah, yeah.

• 56:25Speaker 02

  Got confused.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:26Speaker 04

  And that is, uh, that's a hair style that we went with.

• 56:30Speaker 02

  Wait, look at the cast, like just bring up the cast of Dunkirk. I'm telling you, that's where Connor belongs.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cast of Dunkirk.

• 56:37Speaker 04

  That's alfalfa.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:38Speaker 02

  Oh, that's, I like.

• 56:39Speaker 04

  I've been getting, uh, I'm liking this.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's very good, it's a very good look, what are you talking about?

• 56:44Speaker 04

  I've been getting Charlie Kirk a lot in my DMs recently, so it's like it's good.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:48Speaker 02

  Oh, come on.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. Yeah, dude, that's, you look like

• 56:52Speaker 02

  Right now.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  He would fit in that. You would fit into this movie.

• 56:55Speaker 04

  I didn't know, Charlie, or, uh, I didn't know that Harry Styles was in this.

• 56:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was, he was actually really good.

• 57:00Speaker 04

  Was he good?

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 57:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was.

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:02Speaker 04

  No way.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you look like one of those. You know what I mean, all American, I could see you in, uh, Normandy. You know what I mean, as a medic?

• 57:11Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see what Kat would be. Kat would be, um, a waitress on the Titanic.

• 57:18Speaker 02

  What the heck? A waitress on the Titanic?

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Let me see, yeah, yeah, or, you know, you know those British movies about the royalty? What's that, uh?

• 57:28Speaker 02

  Oh, um.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  What's that TV show that's super famous?

• 57:31Speaker 02

  Um.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Downtown Abbey. Yeah, you're Downtown Abbey one.

• 57:35Speaker 02

  Not downtown, it's downtown. Downton, down.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  No, she's downtown. Oh.

• 57:43Speaker 06

  She's a whore.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  You're definitely downtown Abbott.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  Downtown Abbott.

• 57:50Speaker 06

  The British are really coming now.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Or you're the one that fed Oliver Twist the porridge.

• 57:55Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a porridge giver.

• 57:59Speaker 03

  Giver.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  She's like, please, ma'am.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Mom, can I have another?

• 58:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then you're like, you're giving me the porridge.

• 58:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, which is a good thing.

• 58:08Speaker 03

  That's nice.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:09Speaker 03

  I'll take that.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You were.

• 58:11Speaker 04

  Eddie Murphy up getting porridge. I'm getting porridge too.

• 58:14Speaker 03

  I like porridge too.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  Call back.

• 58:17Speaker 02

  There is no historical film that you could possibly put me in.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  You, 100% I can.

• 58:23Speaker 02

  What?

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  Apocalypto.

• 58:27Speaker 04

  Holy shit.

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I, if I, put your head back.

• 58:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Put, you know what I mean, tattoos on your face.

• 58:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Throwing spears, you know what I mean?

• 58:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're definitely Apocalypto.

• 58:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm not native or indigenous, but yes.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  I think we could cast you as that and dirt you up and I think, not that they're dirty, but.

• 58:46Speaker 06

  Honestly, Prince of Egypt.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  Prince of Egypt, I think we could do. How is that not you?

• 58:50Speaker 03

  Or the road to El Dorado.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:52Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  If I make, make that photo, make that photo, right? Can you, through ChatGPT.

• 58:58Speaker 03

  Please don't.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Make the eyes, eyes closer and put a cyst on one of the eyes.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and make her, her right face a little paralyzed. Let's see what happens.

• 59:07Speaker 06

  All right, give you 15 minutes.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give you 15 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but, um.

• 59:11Speaker 03

  How about you? Did we have a movie for you?

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm afraid what you're gonna say. I'm afraid what you're gonna say, but I want the honest truth and I can handle it.

• 59:19Speaker 06

  Go for it, Connor.

• 59:21Speaker 04

  I don't think, I just got here.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Connor, be real.

• 59:24Speaker 04

  Well, I actually didn't know that last like six movies, I was laughing and nodding, but I haven't seen any. I don't know what El Dorado is or.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:31Speaker 04

  I didn't know about Egypt.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  This is a very good thing with that Rock, um, Rockwell wide still and, um.

• 59:37Speaker 03

  It's divert.

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  They, they ask, they act confused and like they can't put, you know what I mean, and that's what you're doing.

• 59:43Speaker 04

  No, I, I'm act.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  What I'm telling you right now is, I'm not asking you.

• 59:47Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling you, what movie do you think, or what genre, or what I would be in?

• 59:52Speaker 03

  I see you in a Hawaiian shirt.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 59:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 59:57Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 59:58Speaker 04

  Um.

• 59:59Speaker 03

  Like a Hawaiian shirt.

• 1:00:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, you know what? Maybe, you know what? Maybe this could be, maybe, maybe this could be an issue for the industry that I can't recall a movie that I think you like would be a great, maybe they're not telling those stories.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so what yours, oh, it's a very good, what?

• 1:00:15Speaker 02

  I said, nice move.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  That's a very good move. That's a very good move. That's a very good.

• 1:00:19Speaker 03

  Oh, Kung Fu Panda, Kung Fu Panda.

• 1:00:24Speaker 03

  You said.

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Kung Fu Panda. It's not even real people. I know, I, what's the ingredients now lately?

• 1:00:36Speaker 06

  It's actually sugar free. Do we think that or?

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know. It's a little weird.

• 1:00:40Speaker 06

  No way.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:42Speaker 06

  It's very good though.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  And animated.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Have you guys, do you like Diet Coke over Coke Light?

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is my preference.

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  No, Coke Light in Asia.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  Coke Light Asia. What are you fucking talking about?

• 1:00:53Speaker 02

  See, then you don't know.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:00:54Speaker 02

  It's nodding.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've never had Coke Light. I haven't, I'm not a world traveler like you.

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  I've never had Coke Light in Asia.

• 1:01:02Speaker 06

  I saw you drink it.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:06Speaker 03

  That's all you drank in the Philippines.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  I've had it. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:09Speaker 06

  Is this Coca Cola Light? It's not Diet Coke.

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  I, dare I say.

• 1:01:12Speaker 04

  It's not Diet Coke?

• 1:01:13Speaker 06

  It is.

• 1:01:14Speaker 02

  It is, but they call it Coke Light and it's better.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Where's the chat photo, man?

• 1:01:18Speaker 06

  It's working on it. It's working.

• 1:01:20Speaker 02

  This is so silly.

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is it silly?

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  Nothing. It's just the cyst in the eye.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Hunter, can I ask you a question?

• 1:01:26Speaker 04

  I would love that.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  So I'm doing these ChatGPT posters.

• 1:01:29Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:01:30Speaker 06

  Every night.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  You hate them, right?

• 1:01:31Speaker 02

  I hate them so much.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:01:32Speaker 06

  I think they're working though.

• 1:01:33Bobby Lee?

  Tell me why you hate them.

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  Because it's like clearly chat and it's just, I don't know, corny.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I don't know what else to do.

• 1:01:41Speaker 02

  I love when you do the Canvo one yourself. Those ones are more interesting to me.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  Be honest with me. You, you don't like the chats ones?

• 1:01:47Speaker 03

  No, I think they're fun. I'm sorry.

• 1:01:49Speaker 02

  That's okay, it's okay.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Did you see the new one?

• 1:01:51Speaker 03

  I like the David Attenborough.

• 1:01:53Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  The Planet Earth one?

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think it's just I'm over just the chat. It's like, I know it's chat. But the with the Canva one, the weird ones where you're putting Kim Jong Un.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  And like random people in it.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  I like that style. I like your style better than chat.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:09Speaker 02

  That's all I gotta say.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  So you think it bothers people?

• 1:02:11Speaker 02

  No, probably not. Probably people probably like it.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  Does it bother you guys?

• 1:02:14Speaker 06

  Not me.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't bother? Uh, thank you.

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:17Speaker 03

  A lot of people, I think they like it.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  I think you get a lot of likes on it.

• 1:02:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So it's just you?

• 1:02:22Speaker 02

  It's just me. It's just me.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  But what was that alien that I was that you put me out?

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  You were a Ferengi.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:02:27Speaker 06

  You're a Ferengi?

• 1:02:28Speaker 04

  Who's, who's that?

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so in the Star Trek: The Next Generation.

• 1:02:32Speaker 04

  Okay, I'm out.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Or Star Trek?

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  No, I'm out of touch with Star Trek. I just.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm just, I'm informing you.

• 1:02:37Speaker 04

  I know, I'm sorry.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:38Speaker 04

  Should've watched it before.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  But in Star Trek, obviously there are. Well, can I ask you some Star Trek, that basic trivia?

• 1:02:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:44Speaker 03

  Good luck.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  Good luck. And me, I'll have it before both of you.

• 1:02:47Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, so um, in that world, what was the first human, what alien race was the first human contact with? With Earth?

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  That's a.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  It was an alien race.

• 1:02:59Speaker 04

  It's a basic one?

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  It's basic, yeah.

• 1:03:00Speaker 04

  Okay, um, I. There's not even a point.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:05Speaker 03

  Does it sound like a word that we might know?

• 1:03:08Speaker 06

  You might have to give it a little.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  It starts with a V. It starts with a V.

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:03:16Speaker 06

  Do you know the actor Zachary Quinto?

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:03:20Speaker 03

  Quinto.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  Leonard Nimoy, have you heard of him?

• 1:03:22Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  He played one.

• 1:03:23Speaker 03

  Nemo.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  Not Nemo.

• 1:03:25Speaker 04

  It's not Nemo.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  Not Nemo.

• 1:03:27Speaker 04

  Quinto, Jonathan Quinto.

• 1:03:28Speaker 03

  Vinto? Vinto.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  Vinto, we're gonna go with.

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it starts with a V.

• 1:03:34Speaker 03

  Vinto.

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  Vinto.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  No, the Quinto's the actor's name.

• 1:03:37Speaker 04

  Oh, he's the.

• 1:03:37Speaker 02

  Zachary was one of them?

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It has nothing to do with.

• 1:03:41Speaker 04

  Think Quinto and it doesn't.

• 1:03:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you another hint. I'll give you another hint.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  Oh, we know.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  This is not West Side, no, this is, yeah.

• 1:03:51Speaker 04

  You know, with my new.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, here we go. That's you.

• 1:03:55Speaker 06

  I'm sorry, Clive, and you also hate.

• 1:03:57Speaker 03

  You look like you've been beaten.

• 1:04:00Speaker 06

  Pretty though.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:01Speaker 04

  What is the?

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  They're very pretty.

• 1:04:02Speaker 04

  What is the storyline?

• 1:04:04Speaker 03

  That looks like your angry ex-boyfriend in the corner who's like.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me.

• 1:04:11Speaker 02

  You're not angry at me.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not. I love you. But, um, let's go back to that.

• 1:04:16Speaker 04

  See, with my new finger notch from my phone, I can't even do that.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, I understand that.

• 1:04:20Speaker 04

  That's gonna be a lost art.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell, I'll just tell you what it is.

• 1:04:23Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Vulcan.

• 1:04:24Speaker 04

  I knew that, I knew that.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  No, you didn't know that! No, you didn't know that!

• 1:04:28Speaker 04

  Now that you said Vulcan, I was like, that's completely, it wasn't on the tip of my tongue, but...

• 1:04:31Bobby Lee?

  I've heard of it.

• 1:04:32Speaker 04

  Vulcan I've heard of.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:33Speaker 04

  Because, uh...

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  And Spock was a Vulcan.

• 1:04:35Speaker 04

  And I know Spock.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know Spock. Oh, yeah, and he does this.

• 1:04:38Speaker 04

  He does this a lot.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  Right, so all you had to do, did you know it?

• 1:04:41Speaker 02

  Of course!

• 1:04:42Speaker 06

  K'la'lin knows.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course you do, yeah.

• 1:04:44Speaker 04

  See, I, I know Vulcan because there's a, there's a venue in Austin called The Vulcan Room.

• 1:04:49Speaker 03

  And do they do this?

• 1:04:51Speaker 04

  I don't know, I, I like, I didn't, now I know, it's a Star Trek.

• 1:04:54Speaker 03

  I know a lot of women with that haircut now.

• 1:04:57Speaker 02

  The micro bang?

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  Nothing to do with Vulcans.

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  The baby bangs?

• 1:05:01Speaker 03

  The baby bangs.

• 1:05:02Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. The hot girls always wear the baby bangs.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so those, uh, can you name me any other race in the Star Trek universe?

• 1:05:11Speaker 03

  Uh-huh.

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  You can.

• 1:05:13Speaker 03

  Um...

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:14Speaker 03

  A fe- fear- fearing, firing, firing?

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  The one that I just, I just said it.

• 1:05:19Speaker 03

  You, you didn't specify which other race, you just...

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  Oh, you're trying to say Ferengi.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:25Speaker 06

  K'la'lin, what the fuck you said?

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Look up Ferengis, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:29Speaker 04

  Would never even...

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you would, you've never heard of a Ferengi?

• 1:05:32Speaker 04

  I've never heard, even when you, you must have said it and it even went over my head.

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's his, um, Instagram.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  That's a Ferengi.

• 1:05:39Speaker 03

  This is what you made me out in the book.

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:43Speaker 04

  Holy.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  That holy shit.

• 1:05:46Speaker 03

  Are they nice?

• 1:05:46Speaker 04

  I've never even seen them.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  No, they're actually like, really crude, rude business people. And they have, they're, they have no like, you know, allegiance to anybody, they're just barterers and, um, they believe in commerce, but they're also shady, you don't, you can't trust them.

• 1:06:03Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's how I feel about you. Anyway, um, you've never heard of Klingons?

• 1:06:07Speaker 04

  I know Klingons!

• 1:06:08Speaker 03

  Klingons!

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  Why do you say it?

• 1:06:10Speaker 03

  We know Klingons!

• 1:06:10Speaker 06

  Oh, it's, it's a... K'la'lin, you know a lot.

• 1:06:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're not thinking.

• 1:06:13Speaker 04

  Klingon, Ferengi, Vulcan.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:16Speaker 04

  I don't know, this wasn't, uh, and Spock.

• 1:06:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:18Speaker 04

  Um...

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  Klingon.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  If you were to explain to me what Star Trek was about...

• 1:06:22Speaker 04

  Oh, man.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  Could you explain it to me, both of you?

• 1:06:25Speaker 03

  Well, I imagine it's a Trek and... The stars.

• 1:06:30Speaker 04

  In space, there's a lot of commerce back and forth with the.

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  The trekking in there.

• 1:06:33Speaker 04

  Um, I, I understand there's a lot of, uh.

• 1:06:37Speaker 03

  They're searching for something.

• 1:06:39Speaker 04

  There's, there's a lot of, there's not a ton of agreement out there.

• 1:06:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:43Speaker 04

  Cause there's not a ton of.

• 1:06:44Speaker 03

  But it's not Star Wars.

• 1:06:45Speaker 04

  Written rules and there's.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  It's just a big part of my life, Star Trek Next Generation, the Star Trek universe.

• 1:06:50Speaker 04

  I need a TV show, so maybe I'll.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you'll like it.

• 1:06:52Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  But if you were gonna, uh, I've said this before, if you're gonna get into it, um, season five.

• 1:07:00Speaker 04

  Okay. Oh, yeah.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  The second to the last episode.

• 1:07:02Speaker 04

  Do you need, is it, is it episodic? Can I just tune where?

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  You can just tune it in, yeah.

• 1:07:06Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  And, uh, the episode's called The Inner Light.

• 1:07:10Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  And it's the season five, second to the last episode. I think it's the best piece of sci-fi television ever made.

• 1:07:17Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:18Speaker 03

  What's that there?

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  So what's it called?

• 1:07:20Speaker 04

  Star Trek Starlight?

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  No, Inner Light.

• 1:07:23Speaker 04

  That's your special.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:27Speaker 04

  And Spock in this one?

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  You both, yeah, you both don't, you, no, it's Next Generation, so Spock is.

• 1:07:32Speaker 04

  Spock is past, passed away.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  He's not past, I don't think, by season five, no, he's still, um, wait, is it Next Generation? No, he's dead. Spock's dead.

• 1:07:42Speaker 04

  Did he, did, did the, did the actor that played Spock get so many opportunities from being in Star Trek that he like got too big and they killed him off?

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  No, what happened was in the new J.J. Abrams Star Trek episodes, the, in the second movie, um, what happens is the real Spock, Leonard Lee Nimoy.

• 1:08:03Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  Gets caught in some sort of time wormhole and goes back in time and meets Zachary Quinto.

• 1:08:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  And so they, and now he's stuck in that timeline.

• 1:08:16Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:08:16Bobby Lee?

  So there was an epis, there's a, one of the movies, I don't know which one, there's three of them, where Zachary Quinto gets told that Leonard Nimoy died. It's super sad.

• 1:08:27Speaker 04

  Oh, it's.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  And then he has to contemplate.

• 1:08:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:08:30Speaker 04

  That sucks. Hate when people die.

• 1:08:34Speaker 02

  It's rough.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  I know. I used to contemplate, you know, that whole idea.

• 1:08:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the him and himself, his mortality. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like if I went back in time, like when I'm 90, and then I meet, which is, would it be weird to meet your 30-year-future self?

• 1:08:55Speaker 02

  Oh, I would love to. I would love to spend a day with my 30-year-old self at 90.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and she goes, "It gets real bad." What if that, what if she gives you just bad news? I'm gonna be your, your future self.

• 1:09:07Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  All right. Hey, man.

• 1:09:10Speaker 04

  What happened to me?

• 1:09:13Speaker 04

  Good question. When does this happen?

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, man? Hey, it's me, your older self.

• 1:09:19Speaker 04

  Your dick's about to get really long, so you're gonna buy that thing.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  It's twisted now, bud.

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  What, what?

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna tell you, dude, all right? Things get really good.

• 1:09:30Speaker 04

  They do.

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. I forgot what time here. How old are you now?

• 1:09:34Speaker 04

  I'm, I'm 29.

• 1:09:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:09:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  I thought I was coming for the 37, Connor. It gets really bad.

• 1:09:42Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  Until you're 37.

• 1:09:45Speaker 04

  The next 10 years.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It gets bad.

• 1:09:48Speaker 04

  Is it a money thing? Is it a relationship thing?

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna lose limbs.

• 1:09:52Speaker 04

  Oh, jeez.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  But you'll keep your butthole.

• 1:09:54Speaker 04

  But my butt stays in the same place?

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it stays. Yeah, yeah, that stays.

• 1:09:58Speaker 04

  I'm cool with it.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  And guess what? In the future, you get it re-corrected.

• 1:10:03Speaker 04

  I put, I get a new?

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  You get a new butthole.

• 1:10:05Speaker 04

  I get a new butthole? Newlyweds, new butt?

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  And it's rainbow colored.

• 1:10:10Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because you're really into the movement.

• 1:10:13Speaker 04

  Then that's?

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  You're really into the movement.

• 1:10:14Speaker 04

  That's great. I'm happy for me and my, me and my new butthole.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, it gets shredded.

• 1:10:19Speaker 04

  But it gets bad first. It has to get bad before I get my new butt.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The whole reason why you get a new one is because, anyway, what are you looking at?

• 1:10:26Speaker 02

  I'm trying to think if, would you want, like, today, on the table, like, would you, they're like, Bobby, 87-year-old Bobby wants to speak to you. You have five minutes to think about it. Would you take the call or not?

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I, you know, what I would do is I would go, I would wanna know, because I have so much anxiety, and I have so much, like, unanswered questions about the future and this and that, and I ruminate a lot. I think it's getting better, but, um, I would probably take a five-minute meeting with him.

• 1:10:55Speaker 02

  What if, what if?

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tell me.

• 1:10:57Speaker 02

  87, okay, pick up the phone.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's up?

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  Hurry, five minutes.

• 1:11:02Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what?

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  You need to leave comedy today.

• 1:11:07Speaker 06

  Oh, that's crazy, yeah.

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:11:10Speaker 02

  You're in a world, yeah.

• 1:11:12Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:11:12Speaker 02

  That's it, go.

• 1:11:13Speaker 06

  What if you-

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I want more information, why?

• 1:11:15Speaker 02

  Five minutes, um, you will lead a life, um, very lonely, depressed and unfulfilled. Only chasing something very surface versus... And you will die alone.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  And I will die alone.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  It's getting real.

• 1:11:30Speaker 06

  Every comic is like, oh.

• 1:11:32Bobby Lee?

  I know, um, like today, today, like right now.

• 1:11:37Speaker 02

  This is the turning point. It's either you leave now-

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:41Speaker 02

  Or...

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  You're stuck.

• 1:11:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're stuck.

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  Alright, well then, um, and, and what do you think is gonna happen? Because you've only lived...

• 1:11:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  You've only lived the life that I was about to take?

• 1:11:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  So how do you know it's better?

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  I have no one.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but-

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  I haven't had anyone in the last 25 years.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Even if I quit, I could still have no one.

• 1:12:03Speaker 02

  Oh, good.

• 1:12:04Speaker 06

  Maybe, but you don't know that one.

• 1:12:06Speaker 02

  You don't know that one.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, yeah, so it's still an unknown.

• 1:12:08Speaker 02

  Well, no, that's not true, because I, there have been opportunities down the road where I could have led a life, you know, with family.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  So you want me to go get a regular job?

• 1:12:19Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll work at, where, a boba shop?

• 1:12:22Speaker 02

  Best Buy, okay.

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  Boba shop.

• 1:12:24Speaker 06

  Boba shop, right?

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:25Speaker 02

  That's it, hang on, click!

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Click, and I would probably go, I, I, I-

• 1:12:30Speaker 02

  Wish you hadn't taken the phone call, right?

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think that's what he's gonna say!

• 1:12:35Speaker 02

  No, I'm just saying, that's what she would think, is, don't, now that you know this-

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:40Speaker 02

  Like, don't you wish you wouldn't know that?

• 1:12:42Speaker 03

  I think you'd have too many follow-up questions.

• 1:12:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, this, exactly, you wouldn't have enough time.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  That was, that was literally 40 seconds. I think I, in four minutes, I would've got more information.

• 1:12:51Speaker 02

  Not a chance, because you're gonna be like, what do you mean?

• 1:12:53Bobby Lee?

  You have a girlfriend? No. Okay.

• 1:12:56Speaker 02

  Connor, would you wanna meet your older 87-year-old? If, would you take that?

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  Why, don't you have a girlfriend?

• 1:13:02Speaker 04

  Because I'm leading this lonely, depressing life, right?

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see.

• 1:13:07Speaker 04

  Um, focusing my career right now in the past ten years.

• 1:13:10Bobby Lee?

  But I'll let you know, that feeling that you have now.

• 1:13:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  It, that's what she's getting at.

• 1:13:16Speaker 04

  I'm okay, by the way. I feel like I want to.

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  But that feeling never goes away.

• 1:13:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean.

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I've been doing it for thirty years. It never goes away. There is a set, the feeling of, I haven't made it yet. What do I need to do to make it?

• 1:13:31Speaker 06

  More, more, more.

• 1:13:32Speaker 03

  The chase, the chase, the chase.

• 1:13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the chase, the chase, the chase. I haven't gotten it yet, you know what I mean? And it's like, that never goes away.

• 1:13:39Speaker 04

  I guess it's that, like, would you rather love and lose than never love at all? Like, that could be applied anywhere, you know? Would you rather know? I guess that doesn't help. Would you rather know what this person's gonna say?

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:51Speaker 04

  And then live with that, or never get that and just be like, I don't?

• 1:13:54Speaker 03

  I don't think I'd want to talk to my friends herself.

• 1:13:56Speaker 04

  I would not.

• 1:13:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I, what I would do is, what do I invest in? And he's like, Klavakia. And I go, what is that? It's a startup now, right? But invest, put all your money in Klavakia.

• 1:14:07Speaker 03

  Klavakia? You like Slovakia?

• 1:14:11Bobby Lee?

  It's a new country. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:12Speaker 04

  Invest in the country.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  How, where do I go to get, invest? He's like, call this person, he owns Klavakia, and they have nothing right now. But, but offer him this, some, some, some number, and he will take it. And then you're gonna be a billionaire.

• 1:14:28Speaker 04

  I don't want it now.

• 1:14:29Speaker 03

  I'm the same.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  Investment?

• 1:14:31Speaker 04

  Oh, investment I definitely would take. And it's, yeah, I would insider trade this afternoon, if you guys know any.

• 1:14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:38Speaker 04

  Love to.

• 1:14:39Bobby Lee?

  From your future self? That'd be insane.

• 1:14:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's a loophole, I have to say.

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:43Speaker 04

  But it definitely would be, that's gonna be one of those, it's like, the AI is calling my grandma right now all the time. He's like, it's genuinely like, hi, I'm Jennifer Aniston, and I am, I need some help getting back on my feet.

• 1:14:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, those are crazy, dude.

• 1:14:55Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, that's actually happening?

• 1:14:57Speaker 04

  It's like, yeah, no, it's, it's like on Facebook right now, there's videos, and it's like, you can tell it's...

• 1:15:02Speaker 03

  Was it Matt Rife?

• 1:15:03Speaker 04

  It's an overlay.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, Matt Rife has a woman that thinks that she's in a relationship with Matt Rife. You see that?

• 1:15:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's, it's, it's concerning, but she seems super happy, I do.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  I know, I understand, but I'm gonna, can I, can I look at the woman right now? If she's listening, okay? I'm friends with Matt, okay? I know who he's seeing. He's not seeing you. Okay, that's a 100% factual thing. Because I don't want you ruminating and obsessing over something that's not happening. You're also giving some random person money.

• 1:15:40Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:15:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that's fucking bullshit.

• 1:15:44Speaker 02

  But I would wanna help Jennifer Aniston back on her feet.

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  She's fine!

• 1:15:48Speaker 06

  I need a thousand dollars.

• 1:15:50Speaker 04

  The delivery is like, "Hi, I'm Jennifer Aniston from Friend."

• 1:15:56Speaker 04

  And it's like, "Okay, I believe you."

• 1:15:57Bobby Lee?

  Wait, it's an AI video?

• 1:15:59Speaker 04

  And it's like, "I'm giving away 1,000 Apple's MacBook."

• 1:16:02Speaker 02

  Apple's MacBook.

• 1:16:02Speaker 04

  And it's like, everything's like a little bit eerie, like I can tell, but easy, no problem. If I was my grandma and I had had a glass of Franzia box wine, I would be like, "This is my, this is my girl."

• 1:16:13Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:16:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:16:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:15Speaker 04

  And I get, I bet, I bet that woman that you just spoke to just now is like, "That is so Matt to like tell his friends to joke with me over their pod." You know, like, she's gonna convince herself. That's something they always, they always mess around like that, my boys.

• 1:16:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you think that what my message was just now, is she's still justifying it?

• 1:16:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:32Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny, this human psychology. You mean, people are just trapped into this way of thinking and their ego will not allow them to see the truth.

• 1:16:40Speaker 02

  I say this all the time, you could literally line up the most concrete receipts, have all the evidence laid out, and you could not convince someone.

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  Anyway. You have fun?

• 1:16:51Speaker 04

  I had so much fun. I had so much fun.

• 1:16:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you have a podcast, what is it called?

• 1:16:56Speaker 04

  Uh, Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast.

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast.

• 1:16:59Speaker 04

  This is our YouTube here.

• 1:17:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:01Speaker 04

  We, we look really.

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  I see clips all the time.

• 1:17:03Speaker 04

  Look really cute.

• 1:17:03Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you guys date?

• 1:17:04Speaker 04

  Our thumbnails.

• 1:17:05Bobby Lee?

  She's cute.

• 1:17:07Speaker 04

  Um, we are, we're so close.

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 1:17:11Speaker 04

  We're not so close to dating, we're so close, it would never.

• 1:17:14Bobby Lee?

  As friends, okay, yeah. Very attractive.

• 1:17:16Speaker 04

  HR violation.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:18Speaker 02

  HR, yeah, that is.

• 1:17:19Bobby Lee?

  And so you got, and then how long you been doing this?

• 1:17:21Speaker 04

  Uh, we just, we just figured out it's been four, um, we're going on five years, so it's been.

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's a, that's a good run. That's a really good run.

• 1:17:28Speaker 04

  We're, we're so tired of it.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  It's a real cup.

• 1:17:30Speaker 04

  I've never seen her thumbnails, just close.

• 1:17:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:33Speaker 02

  I like this.

• 1:17:33Bobby Lee?

  That's great. Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast. How long are they, like an hour?

• 1:17:37Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, they're an hour. I, I like that we, I just looked at my phone a second ago and I'm like, "Wow, we, this flew by. I can't believe we're done."

• 1:17:45Bobby Lee?

  Cause you're with a pro.

• 1:17:46Speaker 04

  It's so fun. I, I love these.

• 1:17:48Speaker 02

  Should we keep going?

• 1:17:50Bobby Lee?

  No, we're not gonna keep going, I gotta go. I have a phone call.

• 1:17:52Speaker 06

  And then, I think this comes out, we still have the Funny Bone Comedy Club.

• 1:17:56Speaker 04

  Oh epic.

• 1:17:56Bobby Lee?

  In Tampa, go to the Funny Bone Tampa, and go to the Funny Bone Comedy Club in Orlando.

• 1:18:02Speaker 04

  Yup.

• 1:18:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and go check them out.

• 1:18:04Speaker 04

  I'm shooting those for the, we're not calling it a special, because we're gonna do something kinda weird, so I'm calling it a spectacle.

• 1:18:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's the come to the spectacle.

• 1:18:11Speaker 04

  Oh yeah.

• 1:18:11Speaker 02

  And you're doing a multiple?

• 1:18:13Speaker 04

  We're gonna do, we're gonna shoot it over a week in Florida.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  That's so cool.

• 1:18:17Speaker 04

  Six shows, yeah. Well, thank you guys so much.

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  Give Connor Wood a round of applause, everybody.

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