Donnell Rawlings: “I Don’t Love You… I Respect You”

Comedian Donnell Rawlings returns and immediately chooses violence. Bobby and Donnell spend time revisiting old wounds, arguing over friendship, reliving The Cabin chaos. We chat Burr replacement, comedy beginnings, Chappelle stories, shooting a special in Korea, military recruitment, and emotional warfare. Download the Klarna app today or visit www. Klarna.com http://www. Klarna.com to learn more. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at www.shopify.com/TIGERBELLY http://www.shopify.com/TIGERBELLY See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm on my finally tour and come check me out at your near a city. I have a graphic novel out called Bobby Lee Deadweight. It's on gutner.com, also available on Amazon.

• 1:36Bobby Lee?

  In a hurry, or young man?

• 1:38Speaker 02

  What time is it, Phil? 12:55. I have a one o'clock hard out.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  It's gonna be the shortest podcast in the history of podcasts.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  Young man.

• 1:50Speaker 02

  How are you, sir?

• 1:51Bobby Lee?

  Hello, young man.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  No eye contact.

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not gonna talk to you.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  All right.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, your energy, dude. Sometimes this is like distant and far away.

• 2:01Speaker 02

  Well, first off, it's not sometimes.

• 2:04Speaker 02

  It's always.

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all the time for me too now.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  But no, it's like, it's a weird thing to, I have for you, and that's a horrible sentence to start with.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:13Speaker 02

  I have for you. It's like, when I see you, I'm happy to see you probably for three seconds. And then after that, I'm like, man, fuck Bobby.

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I, I'll be honest with you. When I see you.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  You gonna be honest?

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Can I, man?

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  When I see you, it's like something that I never thought I would ever see. Which is like, you know, like, you never think you're gonna see the Chupacabra. Or Slender, or Slenderman. Mythical, yeah. Like a mythical thing, right?

• 2:39Speaker 02

  Bobby, I wish nothing but the horrible things in your life. And let me tell you.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:44Speaker 02

  I just can't.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm being honest.

• 2:46Speaker 02

  No, let me tell you.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm being honest. You were honest, yeah, yeah.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  Shikra!

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Shikra.

• 2:50Speaker 02

  Skip Takcha!

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Suck it, damn it!

• 2:53Speaker 02

  That's magachaji.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that, alright.

• 2:55Speaker 02

  And it's, I don't use that word, anyway.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, yeah.

• 2:57Speaker 02

  Um, when I was walking up to your place. No, this is, just for looks.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Alright.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  When I was walking up here and I walked through your driveway, right, I was like, I can't wait. Thirty years from now, when you're so old, that you can't make it up your driveway and then you have to move.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's, that's fucking awful. That's, that's, that's an awful thing to say to somebody.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  It is.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what I can't wait for you to do?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  No, I don't.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, when you go completely blind.

• 3:23Speaker 03

  Aw, come on, Bobby.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  What, what do you mean? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Aw, come on, Bobby. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Oh, I can't wait, then I have to, then I want to have to look at your fucking face.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  I'm gonna embody Stevie Wonder right now. I don't know.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You know, but you know what I'm gonna embody? Bruce Lee. I'm like water.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I change, I flow. You know what I mean? I manipulate.

• 3:50Speaker 03

  Manipulate?

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  No, not manipulate.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  Um, masturbate.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I masturbate. I masturbate. A lot of water comes out, a lot of water comes out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I masturbate, dude. Yeah. And let me tell you something, alright? For you to defend this cre-

• 4:04Speaker 02

  She didn't defend-

• 4:04Speaker 03

  You can't call the creatures.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say creature! Creation.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  Creation.

• 4:09Speaker 02

  Creation.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  That's what I was gonna say, creation of God.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  With a hard R.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  It's a work of God, dude. You are a classic. Classic? Yeah, you're a classic, whatever you are.

• 4:18Speaker 02

  Damn, I can't tell you how bad I didn't want to do this podcast.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, you know what?

• 4:21Speaker 02

  No, and it was like, I was like, so nobody, no Rogan? No Rogan?

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 4:27Speaker 02

  No, no nothing, no Kill Tony. I'm like, aw shit, I'm here for Tiger Belly.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  Alright, when I saw your name on the list, I tried to go.

• 4:34Speaker 02

  You didn't request me? So you got a Booker that just throws these names?

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  You never said, "We want Don L."

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  No, it's like the NFL draft, you know what I mean? Thank you. I don't know much.

• 4:48Speaker 02

  What, NFL draft?

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm like 48.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  A lot of black athletes, "Oh, NFL draft." Alright, alright. "I'm drafted!" You're supposed to hug me. Ah, not yet, bitch, not yet.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  I need to say hi to my mother first.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I saw you on the list and I was like.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  I was excited to be here, I like you.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  I love you so much.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  I don't want to do it. Salam Hamidah.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I love you so much. I do love you so much. There is a thing that we have, and I think that, and we've talked about this before, I think that you think I'm gay.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  It's a thing that we have? Yeah, I think it's a thing that we have that you secretly dark, what are you nodding about?

• 5:29Speaker 02

  No, I.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  Deep down inside, you think that I'm a gay person, and that.

• 5:33Speaker 02

  No, I think that you have the most, out of everybody in this room, and I don't know if anybody's here gay, you have the most potential to suck a dick, Bobby.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, and that's not a bad thing? Potentials.

• 5:45Speaker 02

  What? That's not a what?

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  That's not a bad thing.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  I'm on the wrong podcast. Joe Buttons, can you save me right now?

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  That's a survival instinct.

• 5:53Speaker 02

  Certain culture.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, Lord of the Flies.

• 5:55Speaker 02

  I don't know what you're talking about.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  We're kids, Lord of the Flies, we're on an island, you know what I mean?

• 5:59Speaker 02

  No, you can't go back, son.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  Hey, can I get your coconut?

• 6:02Speaker 02

  No.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  And they're like, "No, that's my coconut." And I go, "Whatever, if I, uh," right? And I get half of the coconut.

• 6:07Speaker 02

  There's nothing.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  What do you think? That's survival instinct. It's Darwin, yeah. It's Darwin.

• 6:11Speaker 03

  Epstein's Island.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  What? You can cut that part out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:15Speaker 02

  It's a titty party.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Keep that in. That's cultural, that's cultural, that's cultural.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  You never, you never went to that, right?

• 6:24Speaker 02

  I never went to a Diddy party. And I get that question asked a lot because I took a picture with Diddy some years ago on a yacht in St. Martin. That's the perfect situation to get Diddy'd. Right? Yacht, St. Martin.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  And, um, uh, I didn't, people like, did you ever, have you ever went to a freak off? And I'm like, no, they was like, why not? Because I never got the invite. Now, I probably would have went with certain rules. You know what I'm saying?

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:46Speaker 02

  Nobody behind me.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  I get Cassie, I get her, I get her. But the whole bad boy part, I wouldn't.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Were you dressed white?

• 6:54Speaker 02

  What was that, for that party?

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  No, I was dressed in a, um, I was dressed, yeah, maybe I did. I was lit on that boat.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  Damn, I was setting myself up to get Diddy'd.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, of course.

• 7:03Speaker 02

  I was lit. But it was, it was a good time. It was a family function.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Let me check.

• 7:06Speaker 02

  It's gone viral.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  It's not what you think, but that's it.

• 7:09Speaker 03

  So no one behind you? So just posted up against a wall, or?

• 7:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. That way I can have clear sight on what's going on in front of me.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I don't like the way this white person here is talking to you.

• 7:18Speaker 02

  Why?

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like an investigator.

• 7:21Speaker 02

  All white people talk like that.

• 7:24Speaker 02

  That's the first time?

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  I, uh, do you ever notice that? When, when you talk to us?

• 7:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, when you talk to us, you're not black.

• 7:31Speaker 02

  Yo, what is a us?

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm a part of it. I'm a part of it. You know, I'm a rooftop Korean.

• 7:37Speaker 02

  You're what?

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  A rooftop Korean.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  What's that mean? Like, you really don't identify?

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  In, in 92, during the riots, I was on the rooftops with the shotgun.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  You were?

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  I know, but we, but we're, we're, we're in the same era.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  No, we not. In that, by that time.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  In the movie, if there was a movie about it.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  No.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't get a part?

• 7:55Speaker 02

  No, you would get, you would.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  Look, remember the riots? 92?

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Do you remember the riots?

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm a rooftop Korean.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  Were they guarding a liquor store?

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Is that actually in Korea? Or no?

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  No, that was in Koreatown.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  Uh, I was stationed in Korea.

• 8:10Speaker 03

  They're Bobby, yeah.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're, yeah.

• 8:12Speaker 02

  All y'all look alike. Is that really, is that, that really you?

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not, are you, are you? Are you fucking?

• 8:18Speaker 02

  No, you, I'm just saying it looks like.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:21Speaker 02

  Got the same eye.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  I just do, also wanted to say that, um, what was funny to me is when I went to Springfield, or.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  Yellow Springs.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Whatever.

• 8:29Speaker 02

  Yellow Springs, Ohio, yeah.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Wherever you live.

• 8:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  And, um, I was there. And you said, "Come over."

• 8:36Speaker 02

  I did not say fucking "come over." You're a fucking liar, man! I didn't say "come over."

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you said "come over," right?

• 8:44Speaker 02

  That's not what I said.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  You said, this is an exact quote, okay? "Come over, I be cu- cooking some fish," or something.

• 8:52Speaker 00

  I be cooking some fish?

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm good at it.

• 8:56Speaker 02

  I be bout cooking that fish. I was gonna cook that fish for you, boss.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  That's what I heard.

• 9:01Speaker 02

  The catfish, right?

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  That's what I heard, right?

• 9:04Speaker 02

  No, that's not-

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  I told you-

• 9:05Speaker 02

  That's not what I-

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I was up. Could you stop for a sec? I just woke up.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  All right, I did, I literally woke up in ten minutes.

• 9:12Speaker 00

  Oh, really?

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I'm just trying to get my minds, right, right. So what you said in Yellow Springs, okay? Was, "Come over, I will be cooking you some fish."

• 9:22Speaker 02

  That's not-

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  And so, and I was like-

• 9:24Speaker 02

  I can't listen to this story when I was stopping it. That's not what you said.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  It was late night. It was late night.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  You looked like a Korean orphan, right? You were starving.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you called me a Korean orphan?

• 9:34Speaker 02

  I said you look like one. Yes, I'm calling you a Korean orphan. You said, you look had put you-

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  You're an old boy, honey?

• 9:40Speaker 02

  You said, no, this is what you said. "Oh, downhill, where can I get some good food in this town?"

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is a fair question.

• 9:46Speaker 02

  And I said, "The only place for good food is at my house. I'll cook some food."

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you didn't say food.

• 9:53Speaker 00

  Why do you keep saying "fish"?

• 9:54Speaker 02

  I did say I was gonna fry some fish.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  But he wanted it raw, so it wasn't gonna happen like that. But the thing is, this is how diabolical, how much of an asshole you are. I was being courteous, because in that town, the food scene is horrible. After eight or nine o'clock, there's no food there. In fact, we're talking Yellow Springs, the same place with Dave. It's so many nights where Davis called me, he had guests in town, "D, could you whip some food up?" And I wanted to be nice to you, and I wanted to send that offer to you. And guess what? It didn't happen. What did you eat that la- that night?

• 10:24Speaker 03

  Taco Bell?

• 10:25Speaker 02

  Nothing!

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  I ate nothing.

• 10:26Speaker 02

  Right.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I ate nothing.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  And guess what you could have been eating?

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  And guess what?

• 10:29Speaker 02

  Fried fish, motherfucker!

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  Motherfucker, I guess what, dude? Hey, motherfucker, guess what, dude?

• 10:34Speaker 02

  What?

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. You would think, you would think that I would trust-

• 10:38Speaker 02

  I go, you should have said, "I just say, I go pick a pot, money mug, can't turn I go."

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  See, you know the reason.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  That's it, I'm hungry as shit, could you feed me?

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  All right, there you go.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:46Speaker 02

  Hungry my low choke him.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 10:47Speaker 03

  Can I ask a question?

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  Not as an investigator, though, we're-

• 10:50Speaker 03

  Can I ask as a white person?

• 10:52Speaker 02

  Yes, I would love to hear you ask a question as a white woman.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  As a white woman.

• 10:55Speaker 02

  Not a person. A damsel in distress. You know, I want you to ask me a question like a white woman, like, I thought about it in high school, but I never did what everybody else was doing. That's the way I want the question to be.

• 11:09Speaker 02

  Hello.

• 11:11Speaker 00

  We're interrogating a white woman, Clala.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:14Speaker 03

  You're dating a white woman?

• 11:15Speaker 02

  No, no, we're interrogating, I don't know what we were doing.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  So, I'd like to ask, in high school.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  No, first off, be critical of her being late. If I would've came in late, you'd be like, oh, what, you getting fried chicken and watermelon? You would've made me feel bad about it.

• 11:30Speaker 00

  Bobby!

• 11:30Speaker 02

  You would've made me feel bad.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  I would've said that.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  Bobby, you would've been like this, you left the watermelon in your car?

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 11:37Speaker 02

  You would've said that.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  I would've, I would've said, you left your children in the car.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  In your Cadillac car.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Or something like that. Nothing like a watermelon or chicken.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  No problem, as a white woman.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah, as a white woman.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Not too much? He started it.

• 11:53Speaker 03

  I'd like to know, there's a debate, right? Asian don't raisin and black don't crack. Which do you think?

• 12:00Speaker 02

  Asian don't raisin?

• 12:01Speaker 03

  Have you heard this?

• 12:02Speaker 02

  I have, I heard black don't crack. And that's, that's true that black don't crack, but we die a lot quicker than a lot of other people. And while white people are cracking, they live until like 80 and 90 years old.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now, would you rather be cracking or fucking, or like dying?

• 12:17Speaker 00

  You were trying to rhyme something?

• 12:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  I was trying to rap there, but I couldn't find anything from cracking.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  No, that's true.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:25Speaker 02

  Black people, we don't, well, I mean, we, we, black don't crack, but, you know, we have other things that we deal with, like, uh, heart disease, high blood pressure.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  It's stress.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  Cholesterol and stress and.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  That's what oppression does.

• 12:36Speaker 02

  And trying to create, uh, uh, relationships with Asian comedians. There's a lot of things to take the black.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see. How many Asian comedians do you know?

• 12:46Speaker 02

  All of them.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't know all of them?

• 12:48Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't know?

• 12:50Speaker 02

  I don't know their names, but if you say them, I know.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't?

• 12:52Speaker 02

  I know they look like you.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Give me two names.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  Tommy Tran. He's a, um.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Is that a real guy?

• 12:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's a military, he does a lot of stuff.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  You know Don Tommy Tran?

• 13:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:02Speaker 02

  What's the dude, fuck, goddamn, I can't remember their names now.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:06Speaker 02

  But I know them all.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  When I see him, I'm like, oh, they go to Chinese nigga right there. I'm Korean. Alright nigga, whatever.

• 13:18Speaker 02

  That's it. I do know him.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're nice to them.

• 13:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're cool with it.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I think that, um, I think, I don't know what the statistics are, but...

• 13:27Speaker 02

  Michael Yo?

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  He's half-black though.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  Well, I...

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  He's a combo.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  I'm halfway know him.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  You can't do combo. You halfway know him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a funny show, yeah.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Would you, would you, would you be nice to me if I was half-black?

• 13:40Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Like, cause when we see each other at the Comedy Store, I could see you either trying to find the exit or try to run away.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  Find the exit? The reason why, I would like to be excited when I see you, but you can't just do that. You can't just be like, what up, what up? You gotta hug, you gotta be like, oh, come here for the close one. And that's, I'm homophobic, bro.

• 14:03Speaker 02

  I'm a recovering, yeah, I'm, I'm recovering.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're recovering?

• 14:06Speaker 02

  I'm going to a program now. Every morning be like, hey, my name is...

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm European.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  That's the closest to homo you gonna get.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know, so I need, I need, bonjour.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  No, you, no, no, you always, it's just...

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I need that.

• 14:18Speaker 02

  You can't just do like, watch this.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  See, you can't just do anything like that. You gotta hug.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  I just did it.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  And then half the time, I used to see you fucking butt-ass nigga on a comedy stage. I don't know how to embrace a nigga motherfucker after a set. I don't know how to do that. What's up, man? Put your dick away. What do I say? Yeah, yeah, I wanna hug you, but you gotta put your dick away.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never put my dick out.

• 14:38Speaker 02

  You be, you'll, you'll...

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll show like the cavernous of the sides of my...

• 14:43Speaker 03

  Pubes. Just pubes.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  A little top pubes, a little cavernous.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  Wherever you know I hate to...

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  But that's a sexual thing. Lenny Kravitz does it.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  I'll just put it like this.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Why can't Lenny Kravitz?

• 14:51Speaker 03

  Well, he's black, isn't he?

• 14:53Speaker 02

  In some communities, that's offensive. In some communities, they will have an issue with that. I'm just trying to get you to be able to understand how you need to move around in the African-American community. And you don't wanna listen. You don't wanna listen. And even while you're listening, it feels like you're not listening. Your face is not paying attention to me. There's so much racism going behind those little ass eyes right now. And then I'm trying to help you with it. When I see you Bobby, I know you need therapy. Alright, and I'm here for that. But, I gotta kick you off my couch sometime. You don't listen. All the things we talked about. We had an endearing moment when we did Burt Kreischer's, um, the cabin show, right? It was a very, very, very serious moment, whatever.

• 15:36Speaker 02

  And everything that I tried to teach you then, you just threw it out the window.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, can I just say, uh, uh, and I'm gonna just stop, stop you right there, my friend. Okay?

• 15:44Speaker 02

  What is it?

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  The first time we saw each other on that show, me and Burt both got completely naked.

• 15:51Speaker 02

  Right.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  And laid on the rug. Now, I don't see any criticism.

• 15:54Speaker 02

  Do you know how upset I was?

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't, I don't see any criticism, right? To Burt Kreischer.

• 15:59Speaker 02

  You have a very hard time with communicating. Alright, listen to, we're talking. You started yelling for no reason.

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  No, no, because I found that offensive.

• 16:12Speaker 04

  That is, that is true. On my way up, all I could hear, I told George, I was like, Bobby's already yelling.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I, I know because.

• 16:18Speaker 02

  And I'm coming in here with a different energy. I'm coming in here with a totally different energy. First of all, first off, I was on time.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that is true.

• 16:27Speaker 02

  I was, I was, no, I wasn't just on time, I was early because I just wanted to diffuse any type of stereotypes, right?

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Alright, so what I'm saying to you are.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Yo, yo, Bruce Leroy.

• 16:45Speaker 00

  This is you half-black.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yo. Now, uh, now would you. Dude, I'm fat and I'm just a pop.

• 16:54Speaker 04

  Your hair is curly and straight.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's kinda cool.

• 16:57Speaker 02

  It's horrible.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's horrible. It's a horrible combo. It's a horrible combo. Uh, what, what, what would, what would, don't now look like half-African? Oh yeah, find that. Let's just see who's more horrible. Alright, so, um, I, I wanna apologize, okay?

• 17:12Speaker 02

  For what?

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, I just wanna say, yes, I have been screaming a lot, but what I'm, I was just trying to yell out the hypocrisy of when, that day at the cabin, when Burt and I both got naked at the same time.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  First off, you weren't supposed to be there. You were a last-minute replacement.

• 17:30Speaker 02

  They didn't pick you first Bobby, you do know that, right?

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm never, okay.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  Let me say this.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh my god dude, you're gonna make me so fucking mad right now dude.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  Let's work on this.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  You're making me so mad that I wanna quit right now dude.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  And that's what, mission accomplished.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Klarna, yeah.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Money, oh yeah.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Listen one more time. Klarna, uh huh.

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  Money, oh yeah, Bobby Lee.

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  Klarna. I can't turn it up. Anyway, uh, Klarna offers value, transparency, control, and no surprises everybody.

• 18:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  Pay now, later, or over time, whatever fits your life. And you know, we gave, um, we got some clothes for my boy Alex here.

• 18:27Speaker 05

  Doesn't look like it right now.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Right, and, uh, he's, and we bought it on Klarna, we made payments, we're making payments on it.

• 18:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, we, uh, but the great thing with Klarna, you can pay your way. So the shoes we, uh, bought with payments and the outfit, just wait, let's get the outfit on.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and while we, while, while you do the outfit, we'll play some music, ready?

• 18:45Speaker 05

  Whoa!

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  Alex.

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  Do fit.

• 18:52Speaker 00

  Dance.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Klarna, Klarna.

• 18:55Speaker 00

  Klarna.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Alex.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Do fit.

• 19:03Speaker 00

  How does he look Bobby, what do you think?

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  He looks way better dude, I mean, we were just in Texas, I wish you were wearing the whole thing, I was really hot. But maybe without the jacket, but dude, that's, how do you feel right now? I feel like money, bruh. Yeah, you feel like money, right? I feel like money. Yeah. I feel like I look good. You look like seventy-five cents at least.

• 19:21Speaker 00

  Better than the five cents.

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  Better than the five cents where you started at dude. Thank you guys, I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and, uh, you know, I, you know, for the next two podcasts, you're wearing that outfit.

• 19:29Speaker 00

  This exact one?

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 19:32Speaker 05

  All right, for sure.

• 19:33Speaker 00

  Thank you, Klarna.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Klarna, dude.

• 19:35Speaker 05

  Thank you, Klarna.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you, Klarna.

• 19:36Speaker 00

  Download the Klarna app today or visit klarna.com to learn more. California residence laws made or arranged pursuant to a California Finance Law license and MLS number 1353190. Klarna balance account required to be eligible for cash back points. Limitations, terms, and conditions apply.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Shopify is the place.

• 19:57Speaker 05

  Is the place.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  For e-commerce platform.

• 19:59Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

  Behind millions of businesses.

• 20:01Speaker 05

  Yes, yes.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  Around the world.

• 20:03Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Now, listen, guys, we use Shopify here at Tiger Belly and we show, if you want to sell things online and you want to have a shop and you want to have a good brand.

• 20:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:15Bobby Lee?

  And templates to sell your brand.

• 20:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You got to go Shopify because I do that with all my podcasts. Get started with your own design studio with hundreds of ready to use templates. Shopify helps you build a beautiful online store that matches your brand's style. Yeah.

• 20:31Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh. And accelerate your efficiency, whether you're uploading new products or trying to improve existing ones. Shopify is packed with helpful AI tools that write product descriptions, page headlines, and even enhance your product photography.

• 20:48Speaker 05

  And what about that purple Shop Pay button?

• 20:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, tell them about it. Tell them about it.

• 20:53Speaker 05

  Did I mention that iconic purple Shop Pay button that's used by millions of businesses around the world?

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  We love it.

• 20:59Speaker 05

  It's why Shopify has the best converting checkout on the planet. It also helps boost conversions, meaning less carts going abandoned and more sales for you.

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  We still, we seriously use Shopify. We love them.

• 21:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  That's the way we advertise with them because they're our buddies and we know that it's a great app.

• 21:19Speaker 00

  Guys, it's time to turn those what ifs into with Shopify today. Sign up for your $1 per month trial today at Shopify.com/TigerBelly. Shopify.com/TigerBelly. That's Shopify.com/TigerBelly.

• 21:31Speaker 00

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• 22:15Speaker 00

  So you could trade in for more when you're ready for your next Toyota. From a great deal today, to a great value tomorrow. A Toyota is right for you. Shop toyota.com for deals and details. Or stop by your local Toyota dealer today. Toyota, let's go places.

• 22:34Speaker 02

  Mission accomplished.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  Here's the thing.

• 22:37Speaker 03

  Don't quit.

• 22:38Speaker 02

  When I, when I, you weren't supposed to be there, Bobby. Right? It was supposed to be Bill Burr. Bill Burr was supposed to be there. Right? And I was excited about that because it would have been like a reunion since I worked with him on Chappelle's Show. We had some interesting things that we can talk about.

• 22:53Speaker 02

  All right, it's only the greatest show.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  Where you look great.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  All right. So I was excited about Bill Burr being on the show, right? And I'm looking at the trailers and everything. I'm like, oh, man, Bill Burr. And then I saw it and it said Bobby Lee. And that's when I was like, this is going to be a fucked up day. And just like I thought, soon as I go walk in the house, the first thing you do is you get ass naked on a bare, a bare skin rug.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  With who?

• 23:20Speaker 02

  With Burt Kreischer.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, he was already naked.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  So you've proud of yourself that you joined.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  No, but what I'm just saying, yeah, what I'm saying, there's no criticism.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  Was that part of the scene? Or were you guys?

• 23:30Speaker 02

  No, they improv, this is shit. They just improv.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  That's called improv. Yeah, that's, that's second city shit. That's second shit. Second shit city. Yeah, yeah, grounding shit. That's ass.

• 23:41Speaker 02

  And Dennis.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Yes, Andy.

• 23:43Speaker 03

  Yes, Andy.

• 23:43Speaker 04

  Yes, Ashley.

• 23:44Speaker 02

  As displeased as I was to be working with you, I still fucking got through it and I did it. And then we had a moment at the table where we were talking about, uh, um, I don't know if it was fatherhood or something.

• 23:54Speaker 04

  It was fatherhood, yeah.

• 23:55Speaker 02

  It was fatherhood.

• 23:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, honestly, I will say, I know you wanted Bill there, but of all the episodes, aside from Miss Pat, I think it was my favorite episode.

• 24:03Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you.

• 24:03Speaker 04

  It was the wildest, but also the most profound, especially when you guys got like real.

• 24:07Speaker 02

  And this is why I don't like him. Because you saw a moment.

• 24:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:12Speaker 02

  You saw a moment with two men talking about their childhood. Like, it was a teachable moment, right? And with that said, you would think that moving forward, that relationship would be tighter,

• 24:22Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:22Speaker 02

  Have a more understanding, respect for each other, and it didn't happen. He's still an asshole.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  Never, nothing's gonna change him.

• 24:29Speaker 04

  Oh, he's, he's, he is lovely.

• 24:34Speaker 04

  I know exactly what you're.

• 24:37Speaker 02

  I feel like, I feel like family feud. Good answer, good answer.

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  What I'm absorbing, I'm absorbing.

• 24:43Speaker 04

  I think I, I can give good perspective on this from both sides. I think what you're saying is historically true. He has been, it is hard to communicate because he has like ADD. He, it doesn't mean that he doesn't mean what he's saying. It's just that the moment passes and then he moves on to the next thing.

• 24:59Speaker 02

  But even when he moves on to the next thing, he comes back to the first thing as an asshole.

• 25:05Speaker 02

  So I understand what you're talking about, and that was a very good observation, but how long are you gonna be an asshole?

• 25:10Speaker 04

  But can I say one more thing?

• 25:11Speaker 02

  Listen, look, see the respect she gives me? She raises her hand. Listen, Bobby.

• 25:16Speaker 04

  But I was late, so that's disrespectful.

• 25:18Speaker 02

  Okay, all right.

• 25:19Speaker 04

  Um, but I will say that give him another chance because he's now been in therapy for years.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 25:25Speaker 04

  For years, and I do think he's really changed.

• 25:28Speaker 03

  Is he naked?

• 25:31Speaker 02

  I did his other punk ass podcast.

• 25:35Speaker 02

  Right? It was on his birthday. There was another moment where I tried to be endearing and I tried to respect him and he doesn't give a fuck. How long does the world have to give a fuck about Bobby Lee?

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Oh my god.

• 25:49Speaker 04

  What is your relationship outside of the podcast studio? Do you guys text? Are you checking in on each other? Is there a real attempt for a friendship?

• 25:59Speaker 02

  He fucks white women.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 26:01Speaker 02

  That guy right there, yes, yes he does.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  He works at CNN.

• 26:04Speaker 02

  And he plays the instrument. He plays the guitar.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  He's a newcaster. Yeah, anyway, um.

• 26:09Speaker 02

  No, we do. I try to.

• 26:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  Listen, I try.

• 26:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, you're lying. I love this. You're fucking lying.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  I try.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  You're a liar.

• 26:18Speaker 02

  To have moments with him.

• 26:19Speaker 04

  I just want to say the white person is the most passive here at this table.

• 26:22Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what you're saying.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Until we go to court, it's a whole different story.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, what you're saying, I know what you're saying right now.

• 26:28Speaker 04

  I am, I understand.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  I think what you're saying is, is that you, now that we finally have, you know what I mean, equal footing, right? You think that we're loud.

• 26:36Speaker 04

  No.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Now that you, we have equal footing minorities, right? Now we're speaking our minds and you're saying, oh, I'm the quiet one. Yeah? Where were you during the crusade?

• 26:47Speaker 04

  Where were you?

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Where were you? Anyway, um.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  I've tried.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  You're making me so, no, may I talk?

• 26:56Speaker 02

  Good.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, all right.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  I, you know, I'm gonna ask the Comedy Store or any of these comedy environments where I run into the sucker.

• 27:05Speaker 04

  Sucker?

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I'm sorry.

• 27:09Speaker 04

  An ER on that?

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  What? No, anyway. Okay. Sucker. All right. And, and videotape our interactions, okay? Because it's always excitement on my part, right? And like. I'm, you know, the alpha tiger. Okay, and you're like wildebeest. You run away, you run away.

• 27:32Speaker 02

  Yes, I do.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying is, is how does one develop a relationship? When the tiger can't have a coffee with the wildebeest?

• 27:39Speaker 04

  Donnell, what do you really need from Bobby and want from him to foster any like good feeling?

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  What would he have?

• 27:46Speaker 02

  I think he hides his real feelings and his real emotion.

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:55Speaker 00

  Switching Bobby.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 27:57Speaker 04

  You're absolutely 100% right.

• 27:58Speaker 02

  I think that he wants to be a better person.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 28:01Speaker 02

  I think that he wants to communicate with people, but then we would see a side of him he doesn't want to express. So that's where he has to always go out on these tantrums and all of these things.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  Like I try to have moments to him. He's like, yo, one day he was like, man, I would love to do sketches with you. Right? I was like, let's try to do it, right? And then, but I don't want to do it. It goes, it goes into that where he was gonna do a special. He was like, I think I'm gonna do this Netflix special. I was like, oh, that's a good thing, man. But then he says, he talks to himself. He said, I want to do this Netflix special. He said, but fuck it, I don't want to do it. What do I need it for? I'm already selling out. I'm like, maybe it's a vanity play. Maybe that you want to align yourself with people to have other specials. And maybe it's time for people to see how great of a performer you are. Whenever I try to have these serious conversations with him, he turns into comedy because he's afraid. He's a wounded child inside.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  Right? And I know he deals with some childhood trauma, but at some point, you have to talk to somebody and just listen to what they say. He doesn't want to listen to what they say. Even after we do this, he's gonna go upstairs, he's gonna go in his bed, he's gonna cry, he's gonna jerk off, he's gonna do another episode. And that's what it is. I'm trying to make him a different person. He doesn't want to do that.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  Donnell, can I ask you, do you love Bobby?

• 29:17Speaker 02

  This is why, this is what I, I won't say love. This is what I will say. I respect him a lot. I respect his career. I know how hard it is for a short Asian motherfucker to make it in this business. They don't give them too many opportunities. After Bruce Lee, it was like, we had enough of this shit, right? I respect the fact that...

• 29:42Speaker 02

  I respect, this is what I'm saying. In this business, some of us have opportunity, you need to stop laughing right now.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  Uh-oh, sorry.

• 29:53Speaker 02

  This is what I respect about him.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  He's stressing me the fuck out, bro.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  Shut the fuck up!

• 30:00Speaker 02

  This is what I respect. He was a part of a brand, a show that was super hot, right? Mad TV. Sometimes we have opportunities where you'll be hot for a year or two or the show will be hot. He had a nice run with that. And then when it was over, he still was able, that part of his career, it was over. He still was doing his shit. He still was fucking one of the top comics working in the city. And even with that, when all of this shit about podcasts and everything, he discovered this and found a lane for this before a lot of other people. You know what I mean? I respect the fact the way he shifts gear, right? I respect the fact that he's still in, I still respect the fact, when I first moved here, like, when I used to come and I used to see all these names on the billboards, I used to ride down, um...

• 30:44Speaker 02

  Are you gonna fucking pay attention to me?

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'm listening, okay? I know, I'm listening to you, I'm absorbing everything you're, no, no, I'm absorbing everything you're saying. It's just, there is a feeling of like, you know what I mean?

• 30:59Speaker 02

  I would like to have the feeling of...

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  I can't wait until I can talk!

• 31:02Speaker 04

  I know, but here's, Kat and I are interpreters.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  I understand that.

• 31:05Speaker 04

  I feel like you guys are...

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  So what you're doing right now is watching me listening, but also being frustrated.

• 31:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  But I'm letting the guest, you know what I mean?

• 31:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  This motherfucker, you know what I mean? He's downright motherfucker, right?

• 31:17Speaker 02

  Where he first went to this country.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  He writes all the time. I don't wanna do that, it's too easy.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:26Speaker 02

  When I first moved here.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:28Speaker 02

  I used to ride down Sunset and Hollywood and everything, and it was always the same names that was on this list, like, that was performing. You know, and it was always Bobby Lee, Bobby Lee. I'm like, how the fuck this motherfucker gets so much stage time? And every night, this motherfucker would put in the work. I was, I, I, I, I, I, I thought it was dope that he was still, after the Mad TV shit, he's still the thing that I really care about. He gave a fuck about just being a fucking dope stand-up and always going to work out shit. That's what it is. I tried to talk to him, I don't wanna do it anymore.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:57Speaker 04

  I, what I'm hearing, what I'm hearing is, you respect the fuck out of him, and you seek a deeper friendship that his...

• 32:05Speaker 02

  At one point.

• 32:06Speaker 04

  At one point.

• 32:07Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 32:07Speaker 04

  That he, and, and you thought there was a friendship there, that he actually wasn't able to give in earnest.

• 32:14Speaker 02

  Right.

• 32:14Speaker 03

  Because he was naked all the time?

• 32:16Speaker 02

  That's part of it.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:18Speaker 04

  Or that, because he was covering up, um, his true feelings with...

• 32:22Speaker 02

  I would rather him cover his dick and his ass up. I don't give a fuck about his feelings. That was me, but that was his thing, but...

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  They're consequences.

• 32:28Speaker 02

  I always, like, always, you know, I've always, um, I always respected him.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, put your glasses back on. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:35Speaker 04

  I have glasses.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I know. May I talk now?

• 32:37Speaker 03

  That was nice.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  That was really nice. May I talk now?

• 32:40Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, number one, okay, I did do a special.

• 32:45Speaker 02

  I know.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  And it's coming out in November. Because you were right.

• 32:49Speaker 02

  Dull.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  Set.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  See, see what you're doing right now? You didn't let me talk. You didn't, that's all.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  We're doing Korean numbers.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  And a- as you can know that...

• 33:00Speaker 04

  Korean numbers.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  I know. As you can know, you know what I mean? I could do the same, but I'm not gonna, okay?

• 33:07Speaker 04

  One.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Two.

• 33:08Speaker 04

  Three.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Three, dog, four. You know, I could do the same thing, but let me say something to you.

• 33:14Speaker 02

  Is that funny?

• 33:17Speaker 02

  I'm just curious.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 33:21Speaker 02

  But go ahead.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it wasn't...

• 33:22Speaker 02

  You could do the same thing.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't funny.

• 33:23Speaker 02

  You could do the same thing.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't funny, and sometimes I, I, you know, I swing, and I miss.

• 33:28Speaker 02

  Right.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  And that's the whole point of comedy.

• 33:30Speaker 02

  I know, but I loo- I looked at you...

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  I know, can I talk? Because you keep talking.

• 33:35Speaker 02

  Okay, go ahead.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  And that's your thing.

• 33:37Speaker 02

  All right.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? You keep going.

• 33:40Speaker 02

  All right, continue.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  So let me, let me say what I need to say.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  Say it.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and let's talk about the truth.

• 33:44Speaker 02

  Continue.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  All right, so what you, when you...

• 33:46Speaker 02

  Keep talking.

• 33:52Speaker 02

  You have something to say?

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  When you talk to me about the comedy special, it really sunk in.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  Cause you was a bitch. And you was nervous. I saw the bitch in your eyes. Bitch or say.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  You see how I'm trying to-

• 34:03Speaker 02

  He was a bitch!

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to be sincere.

• 34:05Speaker 02

  I'm trying to coach you, like, you can do it Bobby, the world needs this!

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  You won't let me get this.

• 34:09Speaker 04

  I think, I think Donnell, you're not letting him, like, even give him a-

• 34:12Speaker 02

  Bitch, I'm tired of your shit. I don't want to hear that. I listen to other shit, bitch, shut up. I don't want to hear that. Go make a sandwich somewhere. Isn't a sandwich you can make somewhere?

• 34:24Speaker 02

  I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that. I took an opportunity for a joke, I'm so sorry.

• 34:27Speaker 04

  I love you. No, no, no.

• 34:28Speaker 02

  Alright, thank you.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:30Speaker 02

  What?

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  May I speak my mind-

• 34:31Speaker 02

  But the bitch was in your eye. I couldn't really tell.

• 34:34Speaker 04

  The white woman has raised her hand.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  Sorry.

• 34:37Speaker 03

  Um, Bobby?

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Yes?

• 34:38Speaker 03

  Do you love Donnell?

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  I do, deeply. Number one, and this is the truth and honest truth, okay? Is, I, out of all the comics in the world, there's probably three people that I would hate to follow at the Comedy Store.

• 34:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  Alright, he's one of them. I would, I, not that I would bomb, but I think that it wouldn't be, it would be me working at a hundred percent level and trying to keep the audience's attention. That's how funny this guy is.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  Can I say something? This is what I never understood about-

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  Go.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'm not fucking done. Alright?

• 35:16Speaker 02

  Continue.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  I speak at my own pace!

• 35:19Speaker 02

  Speak your piece, okay? I'm in bothering my EJ right now.

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  So, what I'm gonna say-

• 35:26Speaker 02

  Wait a minute, slow down.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, number one, I remember-

• 35:29Speaker 02

  EJ Johnson? Okay, go ahead.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  I remember when you talked about the special, I just did one for Hulu, it's coming out in November, right? And I took your words of advice.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  Which were?

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  Which is like, you should do a motherfucking special.

• 35:40Speaker 02

  Right. I didn't say motherfucking special. I didn't say motherfucking special.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  Whatever you said.

• 35:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:48Speaker 04

  I think you said you were a bitch.

• 35:50Speaker 02

  No, I did, I said I saw the bitch in your eyes.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the bitch in your eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:54Speaker 02

  I saw the bitch in your eyes.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's not a verbal thing, you were saying it with your own eyes.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  And here's the reason why I said you should do one. I don't say that about everybody.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done yet.

• 36:02Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm sorry.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  But let me finish, right? So I did-

• 36:04Speaker 02

  See how I might be coming-

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  So I did it. Number two, I think that Donnell Rawlings is almost unfollowable.

• 36:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  I mean, have you seen him?

• 36:12Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Cause she works at the Comedy- So she's a door person.

• 36:14Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  And they watch you.

• 36:16Speaker 03

  Your gun bit, the.

• 36:18Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're unfollowable.

• 36:21Speaker 02

  That is a good.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 36:22Speaker 03

  It's a good one.

• 36:22Speaker 02

  That's lights out.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, um, number three, I think that you're a generous person and you're a kind person. And you're highly respected in the business. Now, that being said, okay? That being said, I, I've observed you communicate with other people in the comedy world, right? But when it comes to me, and I got what you're saying, that there's things that freak you out about me, okay?

• 36:48Speaker 02

  One of the reasons why I like to talk to you, because nobody else wants to.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, but I want to address the Bill Burr thing, real quick.

• 36:53Speaker 02

  What is the Bill Burr thing?

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, of, of the cabin.

• 36:55Speaker 02

  Oh, well, you were the third person they wanted, but they really wanted Bill and they couldn't get him.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is a true thing.

• 37:02Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay? Because I remember getting the call that night, right? Because we were together back then.

• 37:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you were like, oh, I gotta go drive to Big Bear, suddenly.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Suddenly, yeah, you had to do, because I, they couldn't get anybody, so I was like, third choice, alright?

• 37:17Speaker 02

  Fourth, maybe fourth.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Maybe fourth, yeah.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  And I'll be honest with you. Yeah, that hurt my feelings.

• 37:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because who, who wants to be picked fourth?

• 37:26Speaker 03

  I was picked.

• 37:26Speaker 02

  A lot of people want to be picked fourth, because then when you get in the game, what do you do? And after, when I look at it.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I'm not done talking.

• 37:32Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that is true, and I get picked a lot, third or fourth.

• 37:38Speaker 03

  Sometimes that's the best play.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's not, that, it's not a play at all.

• 37:41Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just in line.

• 37:44Speaker 02

  But the best thing about it is that.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You're, you were in the schoolyard.

• 37:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want Jimmy Jones on my team, and you're the last guy.

• 37:51Speaker 02

  But that's what happens.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  And then some guy goes, alright, stop it. You know what I mean? That's what, that's what it is.

• 37:55Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, I'm not done. So, I show up.

• 37:59Speaker 02

  We're gonna have some restrictions on how long you can talk.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  You talked so long!

• 38:02Speaker 02

  Okay, go ahead, go ahead.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright, so.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  It's so long, alright? I need to defend myself. So, I show up, right? And I know that I'm fourth picked, because Billy couldn't make it, right? And I saw your name on it, I'm, oh my god, this is gonna be great, because it's Donnell Rawlings, what a high level person, right? And as soon as he saw me, you could tell that there was disappointment in his eyes.

• 38:26Speaker 02

  It was.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 38:28Speaker 02

  It was.

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 38:29Speaker 02

  Cause I was like this show.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  There was disappointment in your eyes.

• 38:31Speaker 02

  No, because what I like, um, the, the reason why, because not that I was prepared for Bill Burr, but me and Bill Burr have some history from years ago that I thought this platform would be a good place to like, you know, kind of talk about it. So I wasn't prepared for a motherfucker that likes to be necking on a bearskin rug.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:48Speaker 02

  But at the same time, I already know like when you come into a scene or whatever, it's gonna be electric. As much as it was gonna be a different show, I knew you was gonna come in and pop the show. And just to add to what you're saying about being picked fourth, I know that for your ego, it might not feel good, but at the end of the day, did you get in the game? You know, and if you get in the game, then it doesn't, nobody knows what round you were drafted or anything. All they know is like the performance. And I know as much as you're an asshole, when they say go, I understand why they picked you for Mad TV. When a motherfucker says go and action, you're gonna go.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  I go.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  And then when they say cut, you're gonna be fucking asshole again. No, but.

• 39:25Speaker 02

  No, you're gonna do it.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:27Speaker 02

  You're consistent.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, so what, what, let's, I think we're gonna come to a census here.

• 39:32Speaker 04

  This feels nice to communicate.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  It feels nice communicating with you.

• 39:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But let me tell you something.

• 39:37Speaker 02

  Just because you do this.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  We've had these conversations before. We've had these conversations before.

• 39:41Speaker 04

  Escalate it again.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we've had these conversations.

• 39:43Speaker 02

  Because he's used his hands to talk to me.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 39:45Speaker 02

  You don't have to do this shit, nigga. I can hear you.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Conversations before.

• 39:48Speaker 04

  Bobby, stop with it. Stop, stop.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, but we've had these conversations.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  We've had these conversations before.

• 39:54Speaker 02

  Black lives matter, motherfucker.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  We've had these conversations before.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't change anything, right? When I see him the next time, he's gonna run away, dude. Alright, 1970 Olympic medal. What's going on?

• 40:10Speaker 02

  You doing science, I'm doing science, motherfucker.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  This is not a, Koreans do this. North Koreans go.

• 40:16Speaker 04

  North Koreans do do that.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un.

• 40:19Speaker 02

  Kim Jong-un is like an asshole. Do you know he like, I don't know if you know, like this motherfucker, he just made this law, right? That it's a.

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Didn't you go see him?

• 40:28Speaker 02

  No, I didn't go see him.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was, oh, yeah, that was.

• 40:30Speaker 02

  He made a law.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 40:31Speaker 02

  And it's against.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  That was Dennis Rodman.

• 40:32Speaker 02

  It's against the law. In North Korea, it's against the law to commit suicide.

• 40:40Speaker 02

  And if you try to kill yourself, and you don't kill yourself, he's gonna fucking kill you.

• 40:45Speaker 03

  But how about?

• 40:45Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 40:46Speaker 03

  But how about if you do kill yourself, then what happens?

• 40:49Speaker 02

  You're a lawbreaker and you're dead.

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:52Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're dead anyway.

• 40:53Speaker 04

  So if you do, you gotta be efficient.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. If you don't have chances, you don't have time to reconsider your thoughts.

• 40:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, that was a great segment on North Korean facts. Give him a round of applause. Thanks for the update.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  If you're gonna jump off a bridge, and you be like, no, I wanna think about it, then pop!

• 41:08Speaker 03

  Pop, pop.

• 41:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Fire!

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  I heard in factory, I say this already, in factories in North Korea.

• 41:14Speaker 03

  Meth.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  They make meth in these factories, and then they compensate the workers with meth. So they're on meth, making meth, and sending it to the Philippines.

• 41:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's for the Philippines, yeah.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:25Speaker 04

  Thank you for shouting my country out.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:28Speaker 04

  But that's exactly where it comes from.

• 41:30Speaker 02

  You Filipino?

• 41:30Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:31Speaker 02

  You're the tallest Filipino, you mixed?

• 41:33Speaker 04

  Um, yeah, I'm mixed. My sister's six feet tall.

• 41:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's weird. Like, nobody, I know this is so wrong, but by your height, nobody would even think about that you're Filipino.

• 41:41Speaker 04

  But you know, I think, um, my Filipino family...

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, you said it right.

• 41:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, there are a lot of shorter Filipinos, but like lately, they've been getting taller and taller, similar to like Koreans, right? My, um, my family, they're all really tall. All the men are like over, um, six feet.

• 41:55Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 41:56Speaker 04

  Even, like, pure Filipino.

• 41:58Speaker 03

  If you didn't know that she was Filipino, what would you think she is?

• 42:02Speaker 02

  I don't know, I would...

• 42:03Speaker 04

  I would say, yeah.

• 42:04Speaker 02

  I don't know, I might would say some type of Latino mix or something.

• 42:07Speaker 04

  That's usually what I get.

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go back to the Christo Show.

• 42:12Speaker 02

  You're the only one that can...

• 42:13Speaker 04

  Thanks for the break.

• 42:14Speaker 02

  Good break.

• 42:15Speaker 03

  You were just peaceful.

• 42:16Speaker 02

  You're the only one that can have a moment?

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  Bobby?

• 42:18Speaker 02

  What? You're the only one that can have a moment?

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I was doing.

• 42:20Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:21Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Um, what I was doing, I was steering the ship.

• 42:25Speaker 02

  Continue.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um, because on this ship...

• 42:28Speaker 02

  Titanic style.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think we're gonna hit hyper?

• 42:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. You're steering this ship.

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what I wanna... What?

• 42:34Speaker 03

  I just hit his...

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  It's fine.

• 42:36Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  It's fine.

• 42:37Speaker 03

  Well, I...

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So what I was gonna...

• 42:39Speaker 02

  You guys would just get mad and go crazy?

• 42:44Speaker 02

  She was like, "Oh, so sorry that I refused. I never meant to do your mic like that."

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, let's just go back to the, um, Brooke Rice Show. I thought that, being what it was, I think that everything happens for a reason.

• 42:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  I do really believe that. You meet people at the right places at the right times, you know what I mean? And I think that I was supposed to be on that show, because I thought that that episode was pure magic.

• 43:07Speaker 02

  It was very good.

• 43:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was very good.

• 43:09Speaker 02

  The different dynamic, but I will say this. The thing about that, as much as it was chaos and everything, when we were sitting at a table, I guess we were, Bert was making food or whatever, I thought that that was a, that's what I really appreciated about the show most, more than anything. We had the moments of being funny, whatever, but at the same time, as comedians, we are human. We have emotions, but people, it's hardly, it's not too often that you get to see that. And that was a good time for that.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I just-

• 43:34Speaker 04

  Wow, that's a, that's lovely.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  So I want to say this to you, all right? I hope this episode, you know, um, causes peace. You know what I mean? And, um...

• 43:48Speaker 04

  Causes peace is the word.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  I've never heard "cause peace."

• 43:52Speaker 04

  I hope that causes peace.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, creates peace.

• 43:54Speaker 04

  Creates peace.

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. I'm nervous, all right? So, because when I get, when I get, you know what I mean, intimate and sentimental, I get nervous. All right? So, can I lock eyes with you? I mean, that's where it begins.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  No.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  The soul seeing each other's soul.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  I don't want that relationship.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, see, that-

• 44:14Speaker 04

  He already told you he's a recovering homophobic.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gay! I'm not gay!

• 44:19Speaker 04

  I'm a, but it's a soul eyes lock-

• 44:21Speaker 02

  Gay E, I'm being gay E.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:24Speaker 04

  Gay E, like gay adjacent kind of, yeah.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gay like.

• 44:27Speaker 02

  Ish.

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  Ish.

• 44:28Speaker 04

  Gayish.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  If I may say.

• 44:30Speaker 02

  Blackish, grownish, and gayish.

• 44:36Speaker 02

  I do something in Yellow Spring, it's called Donnell Land, that's on Memorial Day weekend, right? It's four days of family activities that we do, like, I have one night, it's a family night, we party, we're like, entire family parties. Saturday, we do a celebrity kickball game, we have a comedy show.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Kickball?

• 44:53Speaker 02

  Sunday, yeah, you could come. Sunday, we do Sunday Fun Day. That's just a night of old school, like, like, uh, three-legged race. We have like a flag football game. It's dope. And then Monday, we do a river run, where we take people on like a five-mile kayak canoeing trip.

• 45:12Speaker 04

  That sounds so fun.

• 45:13Speaker 02

  And we end it with like a barbecue and, um, a barbecue and we end it with the, uh, a podcast.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  Can I stay at-

• 45:20Speaker 02

  That's my son.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  Can I stay at your house, or?

• 45:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, uh, what I want to say to you is that I think you're lovely, Limp Man.

• 45:31Speaker 04

  What?

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think that you're very talented, you know what I mean? And we may not ever get to the point where we're like-

• 45:39Speaker 02

  We're not.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  -close, right?

• 45:40Speaker 02

  But the fact that we talk about it.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  But we talk about it, but I do, you know what I mean, respect you.

• 45:46Speaker 02

  You said, would I do a sketch? Would you be, would you, would you have any excitement about doing any other sketch or stuff?

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would love to do a sketch with you.

• 45:53Speaker 04

  I think a lot of it is like you don't have maybe follow-through.

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 45:56Speaker 04

  Is what you're, what I'm hearing.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  I can't, your glasses-

• 45:59Speaker 03

  Cause he wants to do sketches with you.

• 46:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, but like-

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  This motherfucker will call me.

• 46:03Speaker 03

  He's not a motherfucker.

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:05Speaker 00

  You only call him a motherfucker.

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  This shit backs, dog. This shit backs, dog. Call me at midnight, right? Tomorrow morning, where you be at? At six in the morning, right? And I'm like, I have shit to do already!

• 46:19Speaker 02

  I would be like- Rise and shine! Where you be at? Wake up, dog!

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's, it's always the most inconvenient time when he texts me to do a sketch.

• 46:31Speaker 02

  But I would think that, like, when I think about that, I think-

• 46:33Bobby Lee?

  Like, sketch well two weeks before, put in the schedule.

• 46:36Speaker 02

  I thought that idea would be funny idea, but like, we, for some kind of, some kind of way, we played brothers.

• 46:40Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  A great movie.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, we, we played brothers.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:44Speaker 02

  I'm your half-black Asian brother.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, yeah.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  I've got a lot of connection, I really wanna, um-

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  I, I would always wanna do a movie-

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  I've always wanted to do a movie called I've always wanted to do a movie called War Baby.

• 46:58Speaker 02

  Why you?

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  Think of War Babies. You and I was

• 47:00Speaker 02

  Why you? No.

• 47:03Speaker 02

  You keep talking.

• 47:06Speaker 02

  And then you scream on me, bruh.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  I didn't scream.

• 47:08Speaker 02

  Motherfucker, you screamed on me. That makes you feel better?

• 47:11Speaker 04

  Motherfucker.

• 47:13Speaker 02

  You just like, I was cheering a moment and you just cut it off again.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  It's because I had a

• 47:20Speaker 02

  And I was telling, I was talking about some creative shit that would

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna say something creative. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, finish yours and I'll pitch an idea.

• 47:30Speaker 04

  What about I pitch an idea?

• 47:32Speaker 03

  Donna.

• 47:34Speaker 04

  Let me try. Let me try. I heard, I heard War Babies, I heard Brothers. How about, you guys are brothers, but he's the favorite son. Your mom is Asian, though. And the whole story is you trying to earn her love. Right? But the backdrop

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  The mother

• 47:51Speaker 04

  North Korea.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  Or his mother

• 47:58Speaker 02

  could have a kid that they didn't grow up together. Then as they got older, they knew it was another sibling out there. And some kind of way we got reconnected.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Or

• 48:08Speaker 02

  I'm an anchor baby. I'm an anchor.

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, or

• 48:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, I like that.

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  Can I say an or?

• 48:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  May I say an or? Or my Korean mother thought she couldn't have babies. So they adopted a black baby, a son. Or a year later, I'm not done with my pitch.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  I'm sorry.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And a year later, she just mysteriously gets pregnant with me.

• 48:29Speaker 04

  And then

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 48:30Speaker 04

  And then, and then, I'm not doing or.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 48:32Speaker 04

  And then, but you become the golden boy and are preferred. You become

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Over the me.

• 48:38Speaker 04

  And you become some like deadbeat, just loser fuck.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Yes, loser fuck.

• 48:42Speaker 04

  And you don't have a relationship.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You went to college, you went to Princeton. You became a lawyer.

• 48:47Speaker 04

  A lawyer.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Like someone like James Baldwin. One of my favorite black historical figures, by the way.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  I wonder why.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  Cause he's gay?

• 48:58Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  That's a crazy one to have.

• 49:05Speaker 02

  No shit, you love James Baldwin.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I like James Baldwin with what he says.

• 49:11Speaker 02

  I know.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he went to Paris, you know what I mean? He's an intellectual, you know what I mean, I like it.

• 49:16Speaker 02

  Or like, a Korean woman had a baby.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 49:20Speaker 02

  By a military guy.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:23Speaker 03

  Cool.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  And, uh, um, and the baby was raised an orphan.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we do it.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  Okay, let me tell you.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what it is.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  No, this is what I.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm an executive.

• 49:38Speaker 02

  This is part, this is part of a true story.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Can we do this, can we do this?

• 49:41Speaker 02

  Shut the fuck up.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  That sounds like a mom.

• 49:44Speaker 02

  No, no reason why, because, uh, when I was stationed, I was in the Air Force, I was stationed in Korea. It was an unfortunate, uh, situ-

• 49:54Speaker 03

  Bobby.

• 49:54Speaker 02

  That's not, did you do it straight up like this to her? Yeah, you're only there long enough.

• 50:00Speaker 02

  But that was a issue-

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for your service.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  Uh, thank you.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:03Speaker 02

  For acknowledging that.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:05Speaker 02

  Um, there was, that was a situation where some of the military guys, they would get, um, women pregnant over there. And then they, cause when I was stationed in Korea, it was called a remote tour, that means you're only there for a year. So those guys, I did, they'd get a woman pregnant, whatever, eight months later, they're out of there. And then they had these, uh, kids that weren't accepted by the community, cause they was orphaned and I don't know, cause they was mixed black or white, whatever. In fact, there was, there was an orphanage that had those type of kids and I, the first taste I had with like making somebody laugh or being funny was, I would dress up as a clown and go entertain those, um, those orphan kids that didn't, didn't have, uh, parents though. It's just something about that story, it might be a little too serious, but it's something about that story that-

• 50:49Speaker 03

  No, that's so sweet, but you would dress up as a clown?

• 50:53Speaker 02

  I was trusting your face this whole episode.

• 50:58Speaker 02

  I was dressing up as a entertainer. No, but I would. I would dress up a clown and I would just have fun doing little balloons and shit like that.

• 51:06Speaker 04

  That was so cute.

• 51:08Speaker 02

  I used to teach, I know this, nobody's gonna ever believe this, but I was so fascinated with Korean culture when I was over there, right? Like, I really wanted to learn the language, be a part of the culture. I used to teach, well, assist with, they had a course at Seoul University, American Culture. Right? And I'm not a professor, I don't have no formal education, but they just wanted somebody just to go up there just to talk. And then, because I knew a little Korean, not fluent or any of that, but I used to go up there. And I'll tell you, there's so much of a difference between education, the educational system in Korea opposed to America. Because when I was there, I was a bullshit professor. I would just go up there and just share stories. They'd be like, "Oh, you're my professor." They respected me like I've been in school for like 10 years to do this.

• 51:52Speaker 02

  And it's like, everywhere I went, it was the extra bowel. And it's certain things that I experienced being stationed in Korea, I want to revisit and kind of connect with that. That's why, my next special that I want to do, I want to shoot it in Korea.

• 52:06Speaker 04

  Oh, you should.

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 52:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Do you like the Korean people?

• 52:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, the culture, everything. It was a good, interesting story.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Interesting. It's very interesting.

• 52:16Speaker 04

  But he was still...

• 52:17Speaker 02

  I see why.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm full Korean.

• 52:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, I get it.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  It's very interesting, though, if you think about it.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  If you think about it.

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm full Korean and yet...

• 52:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you're adopted, right?

• 52:28Speaker 04

  Wait, wait a second. Oh wait, I have an opportunity for both of you to go back to Korea.

• 52:34Speaker 02

  That would be interesting.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  I got Hwangkook manhae.

• 52:36Speaker 02

  Hwangkook hallo chokum.

• 52:39Speaker 04

  You know how they have a lot of these...

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  War babies. Here we go.

• 52:42Speaker 04

  Oh, here we go.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  Oh, that's crazy.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy.

• 52:47Speaker 02

  No, here's the, here's the, here's the thing with me wanting to go back to Korea. When I was stationed in Korea, I used to work with this guy. His name was Kim Chae Sung.

• 52:56Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  Right? Kim Chae Sung was a good friend of mine. We used to crack jokes on each other all the time. We crack jokes. I would teach him some English. He would teach me some Korean, right? And, and I always so, every so often, I think about him. I'm like, what is he doing? What is he up to? Kim Chae Sung. And Kim Chae Sung used to get mad at me because I used to fuck with him. Like, in a Korean culture, if you sing somebody's name like, "Kim Chae Sung", it's like insulting, like you calling him a bitch ass motherfucker. And I used to always fuck with Kim Chae Sung. And he's like, "Lol, why you say, 'Kim Chae Sung'? I don't like Kim Chae Sung. You call me Kim Chae Sung", right? And I was, I always, I was, sometime I think about what, what he's done or where his life is. It's like thirty some years ago.

• 53:41Speaker 02

  And I started, um, working with these Korean tailors about four years ago. And I was telling them the story about Kim Chae Sung and my relationship. But I was like, I wonder if he ever thinks about me. And one of the tailors said, "Mayb-"

• 53:59Speaker 02

  One of the tailors-

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  He has no idea.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  Said, "Maybe we go find Kim Chae Sung", right? And I'm looking at her like, "There is no fucking way, thirty some years later, you're gonna find Kim Chae Sung."

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Why? He's in the military.

• 54:15Speaker 02

  He was in the military. He could be dead.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, no, but there's records. You think that in Korea, we have no records? You know what I mean?

• 54:22Speaker 02

  Part of my-

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  We look at the records and Kim Chung is out-

• 54:24Speaker 04

  Wait, Chae Sung, is that a common name?

• 54:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:26Speaker 04

  That's super common, right? So that's gonna make it a little bit harder to find.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, I would start at Homo Hill.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of Homo Hill?

• 54:36Speaker 02

  No, I haven't.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Homo Hill is the gay community in Korea.

• 54:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's-

• 54:40Speaker 02

  I wouldn't know where it is.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:42Speaker 02

  You were there? Did you drop a pin? Did you show your location?

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  No, I just, I'm just very aware that there's a Homo Hill.

• 54:48Speaker 02

  Let me finish this story.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:49Speaker 02

  So part of that, like, I know for you, it might be an easy process to go find him. For me, I'm thinking thirty some years ago, Kim Chae Sung. And basically, I'm saying they all look alike, so you-

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here, I, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna help you with this.

• 55:03Speaker 02

  No.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna-

• 55:05Speaker 02

  Let you, let me tell you the end of the story.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  He died.

• 55:10Speaker 00

  He's gonna fight you.

• 55:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's good. That's good. Woo sa. You learned that.

• 55:17Speaker 02

  So, she was like, maybe we find Kim Chae Sung, right?

• 55:21Speaker 04

  It's to alleviate the stress and anxiety.

• 55:28Speaker 02

  So, she was like, well, maybe we find Kim Chae Sung. I didn't think anything of it, right? Literally, like, three months after she said that, um, she sends me a picture. She found him.

• 55:40Speaker 02

  And I was like, what the... The crazy thing, I was like, what the fuck did y'all even talk about? And she said, Donnie, every story you told us about Kim Chae Sung, he told us the same story in Korea. So, part of...

• 55:53Speaker 04

  Wait, what were you guys?

• 55:55Speaker 02

  I was super young. I was probably just turning eighteen. I went in...

• 55:58Speaker 04

  Oh, like, young, like teenagers.

• 56:00Speaker 02

  Don't touch.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  It's beautiful. Hey, beautiful.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  What?

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  It was so beautiful.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. This is...

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  It's beautiful, dude.

• 56:09Speaker 02

  But the point I'm making,

• 56:12Speaker 02

  even when it comes to specials, to my opinion of specials, they aren't special anymore. Like, everything, unless, like, there's just nothing special. You know, you'll meet somebody at the gas station, like, yo, come, I'm taping my first special. But there's certain things that can make it special. My thought of doing this would be like documentary style. You know what I'm saying? Where I come over here, I kind of like, share some of the stories of me being in Korea. Maybe, uh, interview some of the people I was stationed with. But what I would like for them to do at the end of it, and like, I could get in touch with Kim Chae Sung now, but I want to end it with us...

• 56:43Speaker 04

  Reuniting?

• 56:44Speaker 02

  Reunite. It's like, it's... I do like, ten minutes about that relationship. It's a lot of funny stuff that I didn't mention, I'll save it, but that would be so dope, and I think it'd be different.

• 56:52Speaker 04

  I think you could do a whole special just around your experience. He comes to the show, right? He's at the show, right?

• 56:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:58Speaker 04

  Right? And then after the show, you guys can go to Home of Will.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Have a little tea, you know, who knows what will happen, a lot of things happen there, but you know, so true, so true.

• 57:12Speaker 02

  That's young down there.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 57:15Speaker 04

  So cute.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  So cute.

• 57:17Speaker 02

  Yo, I was seventeen.

• 57:19Speaker 04

  Oh my god, you were a baby.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  You're a baby.

• 57:21Speaker 02

  And when I first was stationed in Korea, they used to call me Egya.

• 57:25Speaker 04

  What does that mean?

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  Baby.

• 57:26Speaker 02

  Cause I had no facial hair, they thought I was a dependent son, they thought I was, they did call OSI, OSI is like the equivalent to the FBI and the military. And when you OSI, you can't wear your rank on your shoulder, because if you ever get captured or anything like that, they don't want to know who you are, so they used to call me OSI. And they used to call me Egya, that was seventeen year old kid, that was basic training.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something about your, that photo?

• 57:48Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  You are so handsome, so cute, and the years have not been good to you.

• 57:56Speaker 04

  Well, that, he was.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, the weathered, you've been through a couple of tsunamis and hurricanes, I don't know what happened to your face.

• 58:05Speaker 04

  He's been looking for.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  The sun, but you got fucked up.

• 58:08Speaker 02

  You know, let me tell you something about that picture, what it represents to me.

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  I mean, right? I mean, that should have been like, you know, a model.

• 58:16Speaker 02

  I'll, I'll just say this, Bobby.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:17Speaker 04

  Oh, look at how cute.

• 58:18Speaker 02

  Go back to the other picture, what that picture represents to me, and to be able to come here and talk to you, is so many people from that year of that age that I know that are dead now. So you can say how weathered I look or whatever, I'm still living, Bobby.

• 58:32Speaker 04

  He served in the military, I mean, you're so right, I think that, that's, when I look at this, it breaks my heart a little, actually a lot.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Why, why does it break your heart?

• 58:40Speaker 04

  Because he's in uniform, he's a young kid, there's so many things that are happening in the world at this time, and he's a young kid stationed all across.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  What's going on in this world?

• 58:49Speaker 04

  I'm, this world, this, the world that, this little boy is like living in, he's all the way on the other side of the world, in a different.

• 58:56Speaker 02

  First time on an airplane. First time drinking, it's so interesting.

• 59:00Speaker 04

  Likely lost friends.

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  Stop.

• 59:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something.

• 59:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  The remark, let me say something.

• 59:05Speaker 02

  You're right, I did lose a girlfriend.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  You're right. The remarkable part is this, okay? Seventeen years old, being shipped to a different country, right? Learning about different cultures, right? At one point, he's no longer in the military. Starts doing comedy, becomes on the Dave Chappelle Show. Becomes a fucking star, playing thousands and thousands of theaters. And now, you know what I mean, he's killing it. This is a man who's lived a full life of experiencing every little drip of life has to offer, and it's a miracle, okay? He had the talent then, right? You're talking about a guy who has like, lived a complete life, who walked through fear, right?

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  And did what he said he was gonna do, and, and... See, that's, I'm, I'm being real right now.

• 1:00:00Speaker 02

  We know what this is gonna end, Bob.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  No, it's gonna end, you going, "Shut the fuck up", you know what I mean, you know what I mean? You gage it, or whatever you're gonna say. Go back to Omaha, or whatever you're gonna say. But I'm saying that when I look at this photo, I see a boy who's about to have an extremely, you know what I mean? Excellent life. There's hardships in comedy, there's hardships in the business that we do, but you made it, and you did this as well. You've had so many different lives, you know what I mean? So it's just like, this is a photo of someone that's extraordinary. Even though you look like an old timey black man now, you know what I mean? You know what I mean, like, you know what I mean, or whatever.

• 1:00:43Speaker 02

  Tap dancing?

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:00:47Speaker 02

  No, you could've danced without... Maracas.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean, but like, you know what I mean, just weathered, you know what I mean? But my point is, is that, but that's to be honest, you know what I mean? Bulgy eyes, you know what I mean? You know what I mean, but like, kinda Beetlejuice-like.

• 1:01:02Speaker 03

  Okay, we don't...

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  But my point is, is that, um, from The Stern Show. But, um, what I'm saying is, is that, what a life. You know what I mean? And your face reveals a story.

• 1:01:13Speaker 02

  And that life would've been better if I, I mean, I'm telling you, I can honestly say, I really appreciate what you said, but... No, it really meant a lot to me, and I know this episode, it's not all about jokes, but that life would've been so much better if I would've never met you.

• 1:01:28Speaker 02

  This airman has died in this story. You know how bad of a life it'd been when I just never saw.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  And I can say the same. I can probably say the same.

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  I don't get that story.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, I understand.

• 1:01:41Speaker 02

  I would love to be able to dismiss the part of me meeting you.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  But there's nothing gonna be, something's gonna happen, something, somebody's gonna look at this one day and be like, you know what? They finally did this movie, they finally did that. And if we ever do something like that, fantastic.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  But don't you think though, that you and I in something would be good?

• 1:01:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do, really.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  Because we have organic hatred for each other? Yeah, and I think that would play on screen.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  No, it would be real.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  We wouldn't have that.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  Fighting scenes, oh my god.

• 1:02:09Speaker 02

  They would be like, cut, be like, no, fuck him. No, really, fuck him, for real.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  Fuck this guy, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  That's how it was when I was on HBO's The Corner years ago.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  I played a heroin addict, right?

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:20Speaker 02

  And we actually shot this on location in Baltimore. So we weren't, it wasn't in a studio or anything, like, we were really in like, crime-infested like neighborhoods. In fact, we didn't know who was the real heroin addicts until they said, cut.

• 1:02:35Speaker 02

  They would be like, they'd be like, it'd be like this, eh, man. And they'd be like, cut, and they'd be like, oh no, I'm real, motherfucker.

• 1:02:44Speaker 02

  And that was years ago.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  They use real.

• 1:02:46Speaker 02

  And you think that, it's so interesting that you said that about that guy in the military, and I have had it for life, because a lot of times, when we in this business, people think us, that we're in this business, because when we were younger, we stared in the mirror and we were like this, I wanna be a comedian, I'm gonna be the funniest guy. I never wanted any of that.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  Neither.

• 1:03:02Speaker 02

  I wanted to do, the first thing I wanted to do, I wanted to be an architect, but I wasn't really good at math, so you can't be a motherfucker architect and not good at math, so I said maybe I'd be a carpenter, I wasn't really handy. And I chose the military, not because, I'll be honest, not because I was super patriotic, but I chose it because it was a transition for me. From where I'm from, people of my background, I'll say a lot of black people, when you're not decided on what you wanna do, you're like, this the best thing for me. In fact, the way they recruit for black people, opposed to white people, is totally different.

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  In what, the military?

• 1:03:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, the military.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I didn't know.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, when they recruit you, as a, for a white person, they're like this, do you love your country? They were actually these, what, do you love your country, will you stand for your country, do you believe in this and everything? That's how you, they. The patriotic route. The patriotic side. Yeah. For black people, you know, they say, you know, you ever thought about going to college? I'm being honest, that's how it be like this. Yeah, you want the GI Bill? You play basketball?

• 1:03:58Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  You know, like, that because they know they're not gonna get black. Some are super patriotic. But for most people, especially from like impoverished areas or whatever like that, you're going in the military just because it's a transition and you look at it like it's a secure job.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  It's an opportunity too.

• 1:04:14Speaker 02

  It's an opportunity.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:15Speaker 04

  Basic life things.

• 1:04:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, and with me, I didn't join, I joined the military because I was like, fuck it. No college, not really trained or anything, and this is what I wanted to do. And I don't have any gripes about it, it's served its purpose for me, but I will say this. If, um, we would have went to war, and any of you motherfuckers in this room would have thought that I was gonna protect you.

• 1:04:43Speaker 02

  Or saved you.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  You might as well kill yourself or Kim Jong-un would have done it.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:49Speaker 02

  I wasn't that guy.

• 1:04:50Speaker 04

  When was the last time you were there in Korea?

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  I haven't been since, that's why I'm so excited to go back, just to see how everything's changed, just to...

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  I have to come with you.

• 1:04:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I think that'd be a good...

• 1:05:00Speaker 04

  I have an extra pitch.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:05:03Speaker 04

  I think that, you know, you guys, you were talking about health earlier, I know you're, you know, worried about your health. They have those head-to-toe comprehensive health exams. One of them is called, the best one is called Hy-Medi Spa, and they will literally take every single test, every screening, every imaging, every diagnostic thing, and you, for like, what, like a thousand dollars? It's affordable there, yeah. Yeah.

• 1:05:26Speaker 02

  In Korea?

• 1:05:27Speaker 04

  In Korea, yeah.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  So we're gonna go to Korea to figure out where we're gonna die?

• 1:05:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:33Speaker 04

  But also just, you know, like...

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Are we scanned together or separate?

• 1:05:36Speaker 04

  No, I think you scanned on the same, holding hands.

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't be scanned together. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:44Speaker 04

  No, but I think that you should go back, like...

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  And they're gonna go, they're gonna scan me and they go, you have bird flu, right? And then they're gonna scan him, he has sickle cell.

• 1:05:52Speaker 02

  They're gonna scan you like, yep, he is an asshole.

• 1:05:57Speaker 02

  And he's an asshole, he's a gay asshole.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  You know that I'm not an asshole, right?

• 1:06:01Speaker 02

  No, I don't know that.

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, but just be real, I'm really nice.

• 1:06:06Speaker 02

  No, you're not an asshole.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay, thank you.

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  You're just unfavored in some communities.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're saying the black community?

• 1:06:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, we don't fuck with you.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what, that is kinda true.

• 1:06:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:17Speaker 02

  No, people like you.

• 1:06:19Speaker 02

  No, it's unfortunate that I don't like.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, I know, I know. I'll tell you a story, okay? I don't know what event this was. It wasn't in this city, though. It was somewhere else where you were wearing a suit.

• 1:06:30Speaker 02

  I'm always wearing a suit.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you were, he was wearing a suit. I think we were in New York. Right? And it was for something. And I saw Donnell there. And we didn't know we were both there. And we're crossing paths. And you went the opposite direction once you saw me.

• 1:06:46Speaker 02

  More than likely.

• 1:06:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, more than likely, right? And I just wanted to say, you know what I mean, what's up, dude, right? And there was fear in his eyes. You know what I mean? And he walked directly in the opposite direction. Right? And then I didn't see him for the rest of the night, you know? How does one?

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  Mission accomplished.

• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  Mission accomplished.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  All right. How does one, how does one develop a relationship when the behavior is like that?

• 1:07:11Speaker 04

  Maybe start with a bow. A respectful bow, up front.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:14Speaker 02

  Well, that he should be doing anyway, because I'm older than him.

• 1:07:16Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:17Speaker 04

  Are you really?

• 1:07:18Bobby Lee?

  How old are you?

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, fifty-eight.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm fifty-four, you're right. So I should be bowing.

• 1:07:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  And, um, yeah, and Samchun. What do I call you? Oppa.

• 1:07:26Speaker 04

  Hyung?

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Oppa.

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  You could call me oppa.

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll call you oppa, all right? So from now on, and, and everyone-

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  Damn, I went from Ton Sang, Hyung Nam, I would shoot to Oppa. I got a whole bunch of years in that motherfucker, man.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  Oppa means older brother, okay?

• 1:07:43Speaker 04

  Why not Hyung?

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  Hyung, or Akum Hyung. Okay.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  They got Hyung, yeah.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll call you Hyung, all right? So from now on, and this is gonna be true. What I'm saying right now is pure fact and truthful, okay? Please don't run away when you see me.

• 1:07:58Speaker 02

  I can't promise you.

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, okay. But if you do see me, I'm gonna bow you. And I'm gonna call you Hyung. I'm not gonna approach you, there'll be distance, okay?

• 1:08:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  And then we can go on our merry way.

• 1:08:10Speaker 02

  I think that's a very-

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  And that, and that, I mean, that's a good, that beginning.

• 1:08:13Speaker 02

  I think it's a good start, yeah.

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  I think that's a good start, right? But you have to force yourself to not run away.

• 1:08:21Speaker 04

  I think the air is coming back this way. Okay, sure?

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  So, um, let's regroup from, where do we start from before that?

• 1:08:34Speaker 03

  So when you see each other at the Comedy Store.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, we know the rules. I bow.

• 1:08:38Speaker 03

  You're bowing only.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:08:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:40Speaker 04

  Respect, yeah.

• 1:08:40Speaker 03

  Respect.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  You don't run or...

• 1:08:42Speaker 03

  Are you FaceTiming?

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  You don't run away, you don't run away, and we'll start there, okay? Thank you so much for encouraging me to do a special. I have done one, and I think it turned out pretty good. They were, everyone was there. It comes out in November on Hulu, and then, uh...

• 1:08:59Speaker 02

  The reason, here's another reason why I want to say that. And I don't know if you have this issue, but me, I have this issue, like, I do these podcasts. I was somewhere a couple weeks ago, and people, just, so many people said, "You're one of my favorite comedic actors." Right? They said, "You're one of my favorite comedic actors." I'm like, "I'm not really a comedic actor, but what people know me from on TV..." I did a Netflix special, but I don't have a lot of presence as a stand-up in the, in the world. I'm like, people look at me like, "That's the guy from The Wire, that's the guy from BMF, that's the guy from Chappelle's Show." But they don't know that's the guy from Stacey. And I think that, I don't know if you know that issue, but people that have been following stand-up at the store, they know you're a stand-up. But I don't know if the world has seen you.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  They haven't.

• 1:09:42Speaker 02

  That's like, that's a, as crazy as it may sound, right now, I'm re, somewhat reinventing myself. I'm gonna start posting stuff. It's not gonna be crowd where clips, to it, to each his own and that shit, but I'm gonna test myself to drop bombs. Just shit that people are like, "Oh, that should be for a special." So people can connect with me. And when I say that I think you should do a special, is because a lot of people don't know you from the nights that you put in at the Comedy Store.

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's why I did it.

• 1:10:09Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying? So that's why, you know?

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's why I did it. And, um, also, you're one of the most, you, and you're gonna hate to hear this, but you and I are very like, online in terms of podcasting. The stuff that you get clipped for,

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  right, is the same kind of stuff that I get clipped for.

• 1:10:25Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  It's the same, exact, we have the same kind of thing, you know what I mean? So I think that you and I are closer than you think in terms of stylings, in terms of, I think this is a good chemistry. Right? I, I honestly believe that, you know what I mean? In a different world, you know what I mean?

• 1:10:42Speaker 02

  I didn't ask for this.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  I only believe that in a different world, you know, if you and I had a podcast, they would be very good.

• 1:10:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And, cause it would be combative like that.

• 1:10:54Speaker 02

  But you know what, here's the thing.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  But.

• 1:10:55Speaker 02

  I hate the, like, podcasts, it's just, I, I want to take creativity to the next level. Before this, I did the Chappelle Show, I used to have this sketch group called A Secret Society, years ago, and what it was, was basically, it was me, cause I had this stand-up, and I had different characters in my stand-up, like, I had this white fat kid that took my bike when I was a kid.

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:17Speaker 02

  I had this Asian character, and I used to do this, I had a sketch show, and then I, I moved away from that, you know? I don't wanna, I don't wanna, uh, say, I wanna do a show and, if, can it compete with Chappelle Show, anything that you, like that, but I would love to get back into it. Not in like, I try to take over the world, or I'm the best, but just the fun stuff.

• 1:11:36Speaker 04

  For the joy of it.

• 1:11:37Speaker 02

  With the people that I know, like, this guy, like, you got, shut the fuck up. Just stop it.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  I have an idea.

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  Ow!

• 1:11:50Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, no!

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  Ow!

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  No! Dude, I.

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  I wanna hurt you!

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  I wanna hurt you too, that fucking hurt!

• 1:12:02Speaker 02

  Not just, then, mission accomplished. Not just, cause you see these people, like, do these skits, and everything, I'm not knocking it, but I would love to get a group of people, handful of people, you bleeding?

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  No, but it hurt.

• 1:12:15Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no!

• 1:12:16Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, alright.

• 1:12:20Speaker 04

  Lights out.

• 1:12:20Speaker 02

  A group of people, yeah, a group of people, and not like, this could be the best thing, but just for some fun shit, just to see how the chemistry lines up.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:27Speaker 04

  Would you put Bobby in there?

• 1:12:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  You know what would be a good idea is ex-sketch guys, you know what I mean? That are still in the game.

• 1:12:35Speaker 04

  Oh, that's a great idea.

• 1:12:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what I mean, like, me, like, guys that were on sketch shows in the previous, right?

• 1:12:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  And we're like, we're an older sketch group, right? And we're back, you know, because, all, all they do is use twenty-year-olds that are from the groundlings, and they're cute, you know, right?

• 1:12:51Speaker 04

  So you gotta.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, and the old-school sketch guys. From different sketch shows in generations to create their own sketch show. And we're like just older. But like, you know, it's something, cause you know, I'm friends with Jordan. He has a production company. Maybe you and I can go to Jordan, right, and go to Monkey Paw. And go me and Donnell and a bunch of ex-sketch guys. They're still internet relevant today. And we have a sketch group.

• 1:13:19Speaker 04

  It would be epic.

• 1:13:20Speaker 02

  That's fun.

• 1:13:20Bobby Lee?

  I think it'd be epic.

• 1:13:21Speaker 04

  Wait, okay, so.

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:23Speaker 04

  You were pitching something to him.

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:25Speaker 04

  You're taking this to heart, like this is something like Bobby will actually do. You need to follow through.

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  I will do it.

• 1:13:30Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  We got, but the only way to do it is to find three or four other people.

• 1:13:35Speaker 04

  Okay, let's think about three, four other people.

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I mean, I don't know if they would be, I mean, I mean.

• 1:13:41Speaker 00

  Jamie Foxx.

• 1:13:42Speaker 04

  Eric Crispin.

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  No, no, they're too big. It's gotta be me and Donnell.

• 1:13:45Speaker 02

  I wouldn't put it past, I got a great relationship with Jamie. Jamie always, I wouldn't put, but here, at the end of the day, a good idea is a good idea. I wouldn't say no to Jamie Foxx. I don't think that's unreasonable, but you know, you never know.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you never know.

• 1:13:58Speaker 04

  But even throw like Deborah in there.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  Deborah Wilson is a very good one. We got, we got, um, there's a, but.

• 1:14:06Speaker 04

  So many, yeah.

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  People from, um.

• 1:14:08Speaker 00

  I don't even know some of these.

• 1:14:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what, is Matt TV way down on the list?

• 1:14:13Speaker 00

  It's there.

• 1:14:13Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 1:14:14Speaker 00

  Just.

• 1:14:14Speaker 04

  Pass them up.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, yeah.

• 1:14:17Speaker 00

  Okay, maybe we should have did.

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe you should have done this, but, maybe you should have done this, but, let's just see where Matt TV is.

• 1:14:23Speaker 00

  I'm sorry, I didn't know.

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 22, 20.

• 1:14:26Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:14:27Bobby Lee?

  23, 24, 25, 26, 27. I think we missed it at the top.

• 1:14:30Speaker 00

  I think it was.

• 1:14:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think it was probably.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  There it is, 31, 31.

• 1:14:34Speaker 04

  We got there.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we got there.

• 1:14:36Speaker 02

  That's not ranking, that's just a listing, right?

• 1:14:38Speaker 00

  Listing.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  No, it's a ranking of the best ones.

• 1:14:40Speaker 00

  That's a list.

• 1:14:41Bobby Lee?

  No, read the top.

• 1:14:41Speaker 04

  Oh, Michael McDonald.

• 1:14:43Speaker 00

  Oh, Chappelle's at four.

• 1:14:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, McDonald would do it.

• 1:14:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:46Speaker 04

  Monty.

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  Forty greatest sketch comedy shows of all time.

• 1:14:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Monty Python would be number one. But anyway, um, yeah, I mean, that's a good idea.

• 1:14:54Speaker 04

  That's such a good idea.

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  And I think that we would need a white chick. Yeah, man, we would need a um, a white dude.

• 1:15:01Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we do. And then I, I think we could fill it in with two other black people. A black girl and a black guy.

• 1:15:07Speaker 02

  That's something to think about.

• 1:15:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, something to think about. But anyway, um, you have anything to promote?

• 1:15:11Speaker 02

  Well, we should, oh yeah, just Donnell Rollins dot com. I'm touring. I got a shitload of digs. At the end of the month, oh, this is what I really like to promote. I do something in Yellow Spring. It's called Donnell Land. That's our Memorial Day weekend, right?

• 1:15:20Speaker 04

  Oh, cool.

• 1:15:21Speaker 02

  Um, it's four days of family activities.

• 1:15:24Speaker 04

  Wait, where is your?

• 1:15:25Speaker 02

  Right there, the black, it's like, you'll see, oh.

• 1:15:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love your son.

• 1:15:28Speaker 04

  That, that one?

• 1:15:28Speaker 02

  Right there.

• 1:15:28Bobby Lee?

  I love your son.

• 1:15:29Speaker 02

  Right there.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:31Speaker 02

  Hold on, we keep going back.

• 1:15:32Speaker 04

  That one?

• 1:15:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's so cute.

• 1:15:34Speaker 02

  And then here's the thing, I started this. And the reason why I did this is in Yellow Spring. Yellow Spring is Dave Chappelle's home. But when, when I first started going out there during the uh, during the um, pandemic. Dave had the comedy scene on lockdown, but then we had all these people that were in town that we did different type of activities. So I was like, let's do, let's do, let's do the kickball thing. I was like, I was somewhat the camp counselor. So when he stopped doing it, he wasn't doing as much. I still want to continue the energy that we have with introducing people to the country life or whatever. So this is the, this is the sixth year, um, Donnell Land. It's amazing.

• 1:16:09Speaker 04

  Also, also, if, um, I'm not a celebrity, but I was

• 1:16:12Speaker 02

  You are a celebrity.

• 1:16:13Speaker 04

  Kickball team captain for years.

• 1:16:15Speaker 02

  If you make, when I tell you, it's super, super competitive.

• 1:16:18Speaker 04

  I, I'm, that was me.

• 1:16:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:20Speaker 04

  I'm a yeller. I was a team captain.

• 1:16:22Speaker 02

  And this is the thing, when I started Donnell Land, they said, what is Donnell Land? I said, Donnell Land bridges the gap between the young and the old and make memories for a lifetime. And that's the one thing I still and my son like, always make memories. It's a good time, six year. And it's a lot of, I will say, I was a little nervous about doing this year because anytime you do big events, it's just so stressful dealing with all this stuff. But I want to shout out uh, my sister, uh, Linda Franklin, who pretty much became the executive project uh, manager or whatever title she has. She's making sure that this vision I have continues and it's, and she's doing a great job and I love it.

• 1:16:54Bobby Lee?

  Five, what's a five twenty-two? Five twenty-two.

• 1:16:59Speaker 04

  That's awesome. It's so sweet. And the kayak, too.

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing two sold out shows in Toronto.

• 1:17:03Speaker 04

  Wait, what do you guys do on the kayak?

• 1:17:05Speaker 02

  We just float the river. We just float the river. Yeah, it's not, it's like a zero, it's a zero class river. It's not like rapids or anything.

• 1:17:13Speaker 04

  Is there fish in the river?

• 1:17:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, little fish where we go.

• 1:17:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:17Speaker 02

  But it's just like.

• 1:17:18Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, check out Donnell Land and beautiful fun activities.

• 1:17:22Speaker 02

  It's a really good time.

• 1:17:23Bobby Lee?

  Kayak.

• 1:17:23Speaker 02

  Donnell Rollins.com.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  Eating pizza. Yeah, and getting together with old mates.

• 1:17:28Speaker 04

  Kickball.

• 1:17:28Bobby Lee?

  And kickball. Getting together, you know what I mean? And I think that's a beautiful thing. And especially during a war, I think that's a great thing. You know what I mean? And, um, and, um, also, yeah, yeah. And also, I want to say, go check out his dates at his website. Donnell Rollins, whatever.

• 1:17:44Speaker 02

  Rollins!

• 1:17:44Speaker 04

  Rollins?

• 1:17:46Speaker 02

  Our Korean, we're pronouncing it Lawlings.

• 1:17:49Bobby Lee?

  Whatever it is, whatever it is, go check it out. And then, um, what a talent. And thank you, how many times has Donnell done this for our show?

• 1:17:57Speaker 04

  Wait, can you guys hug?

• 1:17:58Bobby Lee?

  This is our third.

• 1:17:58Speaker 04

  Can you hug?

• 1:17:59Speaker 02

  No, we're not gonna do it.

• 1:18:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we're gonna hug. How about a bow? Yeah, well, no, we'll do a hug. And I'm gonna show you the different kind of hug I do.

• 1:18:06Speaker 02

  I don't want, I don't want.

• 1:18:07Bobby Lee?

  We'll do a bow. We'll do a bow.

• 1:18:08Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:18:09Bobby Lee?

  We'll do a bow.

• 1:18:09Speaker 02

  No, you just bow.

• 1:18:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:10Speaker 02

  And I'll be like, aye.

• 1:18:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, um, not a lot of people have done third time on this pod. You know what I mean? So I think that, uh.

• 1:18:19Speaker 02

  Bill Burr?

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  I think he's done it twice.

• 1:18:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who else has done it? Who's the most has done it? Theo. Theo, yeah, yeah. But anyway, um, you're one of the regulars on this show.

• 1:18:30Speaker 02

  Thank you for having me, sir.

• 1:18:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, um, you know, I, look at my eyes. I love, I love, okay.

• 1:18:39Speaker 06

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